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ec183a No.536735

So I haven't been to mass (Catholic) since I was around 12 (23 now).

I'm a very nervous and awkward person and am worried that people will not want me there. This is obviously the Devil preying on on my laziness.

Can I get some general tips of what to expect, what to wear and so on? I'm sure that if I know what to expect I won't be so worried about the whole thing.

c8393e No.536737

Surely there are televised masses on tv where you live


95031c No.536739

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Go there on a sunday so you can blend in with the most people and calmly take a seat on a middle row, then just stand when the others are standing, it'll come back to you. People will not know who you are or question you so tell satan to GTFO with that bullshit.

After mass you should approach the priest and just say you want to rejoin the Church again. He will be so happy to welcome back another sheep to the flock. Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

>>536737

Vade retro Satana


c8393e No.536740

>>536739

If he's too much of a sperg, watching it on tv to get an idea of what to expect is fine imo


ea1d94 No.536756

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>>536735

>what should I wear?

great schema robes will let people know you're serious and not to be trifled with.


969ba2 No.536759

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>>536735

I was the same about two years ago when I came back to the church, just go to Sunday mass, no one will mistreat you because you are knew quite the contrary, parishes are usually welcoming of new faces.

If you don't wan't to go alone, call your parents of relatives to go with you assuming you have a Catholic family.

And as for what to wear I usually wear 1 and 3 from pic related.


d9686f No.536770

>>536756

Oh these look so great…

>>536759

I like to wear a shirt and a tie when I'm out, with rolled up sleeves. Honestly people assume I'm rich just because I dress like that… In truth it's not that expensive if you don't buy top quality clothes like I do… Peoples usually wear ugly tracksuit (subjective) which cost far more than my clothes ! Or buy cutting edge smartphone who cost 5 times the price of mine; it's funny to see peoples assuming you're rich just because you dress traditionally. Judging a book by its cover isn't really a good practice


49fe9f No.536773

>>536770

>it's funny to see peoples assuming you're rich just because you dress traditionally. Judging a book by its cover isn't really a good practice

This gives you an advantage over your typical shlub.


0ff8ff No.536775

>>536756

And I thought the larping thing was a meme…


965e91 No.536830

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>>536735

TFW church looks far more epic than the one I go to….


d70997 No.536833

>>536756

you really shouldn't meme about that kind of thing lad.


5239e4 No.536835

>>536737

>The mass is about just saying some words and listening to them, not participating in mysteries

I don't even care if you're trolling or serious




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