/christian/ - Christian Discussion and Fellowship

>>535735

that dude was pretty obviously an andersonite

>>535735

Edgy

>Ignoring Romans 8:8, the thread

/thread

>>535746

How is Romans 8:8 relevant here? Also every the post in this thread is a joke.

>>535778

>how is eating physical food relevant when it is vain due to flesh and blood being unable to inherint the kingdom of God.

See romans 8:8

>So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.

Lord have mercy

>>535780

Because Jesus explicitly tells us to do this, and it is mentioned in the Didache which dates to the 1st century.

>>535798

>what is 1 corinthians 15:44

>>535799

> what is 1 Corinthians 10:16

Which denominations do not celebrate communion?

>>535840

Christ did not institute the idolatrous catholic mass.

>>535735

>Take, read, for this is my body

>>535852

>Methodists

Methodists do believe in real presence though, and is simply regarded as a Holy Mystery.

>>535864

Oh. I thought your position that the Christ's blood as the Eucharist was merely figurative.

I didn't mean misrepresent you. My bad.

Can. 924 §1. The most holy eucharistic sacrifice must be offered with bread and with wine in which a little water must be mixed.

§2. The bread must be only wheat and recently made so that there is no danger of spoiling.

§3. The wine must be natural from the fruit of the vine and not spoiled.

>>535895

All's well, anon, no harm done :^)

If you're interested in reading further on Methodist stances, here are the Methodist Articles of Religion:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articles_of_Religion_(Methodist)

Re: The Eucharist, Article XVIII:

>The Supper of the Lord is not only a sign of the love that Christians ought to have among themselves one to another, but rather is a sacrament of our redemption by Christ's death; insomuch that, to such as rightly, worthily, and with faith receive the same, the bread which we break is a partaking of the body of Christ; and likewise the cup of blessing is a partaking of the blood of Christ.

>Transubstantiation, or the change of the substance of bread and wine in the Supper of our Lord, cannot be proved by Holy Writ, but is repugnant to the plain words of Scripture, overthroweth the nature of a sacrament, and hath given occasion to many superstitions.

>The body of Christ is given, taken, and eaten in the Supper, only after a heavenly and spiritual manner. And the mean whereby the body of Christ is received and eaten in the Supper is faith.

>The Sacrament of the Lord's Supper was not by Christ's ordinance reserved, carried about, lifted up, or worshiped.

>>535780

Irrelevant and cherrypicked, as can be seen from the preceding verse alone

>>535854

26While they were eating, Jesus took bread, spoke a blessing and broke it, and gave it to the disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is My body.”

27Then He took the cup, gave thanks and gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. 28This is My blood of the covenant,d which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. 29I tell you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until the day when I drink it anew with you in My Father’s kingdom.”

Jesus never said that, right?

>>535937

Why did you cut out the part where Jesus tells them the bread is truly a sacrifice for sins and that they should give it the worship of latria?

>>535735

>man shall not live by bread alone,but by everyone word that came from the mouth of God

>>535692

The fruit of the land, the fruit of the vine, and the heavenly blessing of our Lord.

>>535692

You know anon

>get a 2Q bottle of Welch's grape juice

>some sugar

>fleischmann's yeat

>pour out a cup of the grape juice, drink it, pour it out, sling it on a cat, whatever you want

>add in a cup of sugar, shake until dissolved.

>pour in about half a pack to 3 quarters of the packet of yeast

>loosen bottle to the point that air can escape (yeast exhales just like you do) (squeeze the bottle, if it relaxes after you let go, it's just open enough, perfect)

Let that sit for 7 days, and, voila, wine.

Bread, wine, and the Word of the Lord. Anything less is heretical.

>>535735

Someone post that long expanding brain meme on "KJV is God" at the end

>>536304

>loosen bottle to the point that air can escape

Or put a balloon you punctured with a needle instead of the cap.

Used this system to make mead once.

>>535692

I once saw an anon here saying you should take daily communion.

Can I just do this at home? I'm sure Catholics will say no, but I don't care

>>539226

>Am I allowed to do this? Not interested in any answer other than yes.

If you believe that you can consecrate the host yourself and have Holy Communion alone you may as well hole yourself up in your bedroom and have your own special hikki church of one. Stop being such an autist and go to an real church.

>>538796

>trusting snopes

>a website ran by a pair of libshits - one a fornicator, the other a whale - and their pet cat

>>>reddit

>>536144

>Man shall not live by bread alone, but also should probably have wine with it.

>>539226

A lot of Protestants would say no as well. The Real Presence can only be invoked by a valid, called and ordained pastor. At least in the Lutheran tradition anyway.

>>539235

So, you'd rather believe World News Daily Report - which is a specifically admitted news satire site like The Onion - about the veracity of a story?

>>539235

>ran by a pair of libshits - one a fornicator, the other a whale - and their pet cat

https://www.snopes.com/snopes-staff/

No cat. Fake news.