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>>535393

Are Germans as spineless as they are now because they pee sitting down, or do they pee sitting down because they're spineless?

>>535393

>>535396

Most Germans forgot how to aim their stream properly.

>>535388

What if I'm peeing and pooing at the same time? Do I have to stand up then, too?

Why are we even discuss this?

>>535405

Because it's in The Bible

>>535405

there's an online community of reprobates that created a nickname for Anderson based on this sermon.

>>535393

If you've ever tried what you call a 'German' toilet, you'd realise the pleasure of it.

No backsplash when you take a dump, just lowers onto a nice plate.

Then flushes away cleanly, no skid marks on the sides.

Pissing into one standing up has never been a problem for me.

Source: tried toilets all around the world.

>>535405

because our independent baptist friends are like little children, fixated with the scatological and thinking their puerile spreading of muck is doing a good work like a big boy

>>535439

the op is bait

>>535435

>>535415

>>535443

and yet so many of you rose to it, little babby

>>535444

if you also know its bait why are you posting

>>535437

I would only expect that german toilets would be better designed. Freaking germans. All these othrr autists in here calling them spineless is hilarious.

>>535446

well initially i was talking to our Roman Catholic friend, with the intent of developing a relationship based on mutual respect, so that i might later argue with him on the finer points of faith without him thinking me hostile to his person, but only to his doctrinal positions

but as for my conversation with yourself, i'm following the biblical prescription of proverbs 26:5

… and you should note that i have yet to give this thread the dignity of a bump, unlike all your brethren

>>535449

do you always act this smug or is this just a conditioned response to seeing a Baptist flag?

>>535450

he can't help it; his smugness was foreordained

but if I don't urinate against the wall, I won't be destroyed?

>>535437

If only I was a German to contemplate the pleasures of taking a poo

>>535470

yeah, what I happen to also urinate during other activities, is this sin in the book of Anderson?

>>535437

seems like it would smell worse than a normal toilet which already smells pretty bad

>>535388

>>535393

I feel like a lot of people don't understand the impact of this sermon though. This clip of our boy Stevie was the first thing that made him go viral. People were posting it everywhere you could. People made responses and parodies to him. To this day, people bring it up to him and ask him about it

Vid related: parody of Steven Anderson from eight years ago

I aint clicking that youtube link. Someone care to list the verse where this is said?

>>535483

It's used six times in The Bible

>1 Samuel 25:22: So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

>1 Samuel 25:34: For in very deed, as the Lord God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

>1 Kings 14:10: Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

>1 Kings 16:11: And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

>1 Kings 21:21: Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,

>2 Kings 9:8: For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

>>535487

which Bible? As Anderson himself admitted, it's only in the KJV and other derivatives.

>>535489

What are you talking about? Anderson didn't say that, and it's not true anyway. It's a Hebrew idiom, so it's used in any older or more literal Bible (not just the KJV). Geneva, Douay-Rheims, Luther, Synodal, Vulgate, Reina-Velera, etc. KJV derivatives like the NKJV actually don't include it, modern Bibles don't include it at all

>>535487

>1 Samuel 25:22

This is literally stating that David wished for the men to die in the name of the Lord.

>1 Samuel 25:34

Same as above.

>1 Kings 14:10

This is God stating he will kill all the men i.e those who piss against the wall. You can tell this because in the same verse it is stated.

>and will take away the remnant of the house of jeroboam

>1 Kings 16:11

This is stating he killed all the men again along with

>his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

>1 Kings 21:21

This is God telling Ahab he will kill all the men through Isaiah in 2 kings 21:20

>And Ahab said to Elijah, Hast thou found me, O mine enemy? And he answered, I have found thee: because thou hast sold thyself to work evil in the sight of the LORD.

>2 Kings 9:8

This is God stating he shall kill all those that piss against the wall of the house of Ahab. That is to say men.

So is there a place in the Bible where God implies or explicitly states "thou shall not piss against walls" Or are you just a (((you))) obsessed with piss and feces?

>>535487

I looked it up, apparently "any that pisseth against the wall" is a hebrew idiom for males.

>>535499

I feel like you're overstating the emphasis this has in our theology. He's just saying men shouldn't pee sitting down, nobody is obsessed

>>535502

Again, where is it said? I find none of these verses stating or implying to piss sitting down is unnacceptable. Are you sure OP isn't Matthew 15:3,6-9'ing it up here?

>>535505

Okay, dude, we get it, you pee sitting down. Fine, nobody thinks you're gonna go to Hell for it

>what did God mean by that?

Lol stop being insecure about your masculinity. It doesnt matter how you pee for crying out loud (sitting down is good for your prostate).

You should be working on how assertive you are, tough, calm in unexpected situations…

>>535505

Interesting note: Muslims pee sitting down to prevent urine from splashing back at them or on their feet or whatever.

>>535507

then what is Anderson sperging about?

>>535496

yes he does, he says it at 1:57

if I lose my legs, am I not a man?

>>535681

well, actually if I lose my legs I suppose you could move me next to a wall in my wheel-chair, but that's very inconvenient

>>535681

He said modern bible translations don't have it. The Vulgata and Douay-Rheims are older than the King James, and the Geneva, Bishop's Bible, etc. are predecessors of the King James. I suppose you could count the "Nova Vulgata" on the Vatican website as a new translation which has it.

>>535747

Well, sola scriptura my friend. If you cannot piss against a wall, you are not male.

>>535750

Exactly.

>>535756

So trannies are right? They are actually women? Wow. I can probably masturbate too…

I only pee sitting down because it's comfy and I will continue to do so since absolutely nothing in the Bible states that it is sinful.

Thank you very much.

>>536089

>Judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.

>>536089

If a man who pisseth on a wall loses his genitals, is he no longer a man going by the KJV?

>>535437

did you type this with a straight face?

>men can piss standing up

>it is convenient to piss standing up

>therefore men do piss standing up

>thus it is a point of distinction from women, who do not do it since it is not convenient for them

=/= therefore men MUST piss standing up

>>535502

Sounds to me like you're making law out of something that was never meant to be law.

Lemme guess, you seriously think that 1 Corinthians 13:11 is saying that it's a sin to be childish.