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Part 2 is even worst.

This guy

PREDESTINATION HAS NEVER BEEN SO COOL

>>527696

So much butthurt in one little video

>>527721

Thats me!

>>527708

I know right? James can be such a fag sometimes

>>527696

you win

>>527696

hahaha oh wow

>[Dr.] White said 95% of our video was a waste of time, that is 1 minute 25 seconds

>[Dr.] White and Jeff Durbin spoke for 6 minutes and 36 seconds in clips we used in our video

>therefore, [Dr.] White thinks 5 minutes and 11 seconds of Calvinist teachings in our video was a waste of time

>10 minutes and 3 seconds were spent reading directly from the bible

>we will subtract 5 minutes and 30 seconds because those were reiterations

>therefore, 4 minutes and 33 seconds of reading the Word of God

>therefore, [Dr.] White believes reading the Word of God is a waste of time

>>527694

So, is that James white's daughter?

>>527693

just look at the mods at the meta lol

>>527861

What is meta? Sorry I'm a newfag

>>527862

dude please be trolling

>>527858

yeah at 1:47

>>527862

the "Rules and Meta" thread ( >>520608 )

>>527697

lol, thanks for the laugh.

>>527866

After reading the rules I have found out that the mods are kjv fags

>>528060

Wanna see something really weird? Google up "Christian Wicca".

>>527693

>>527694

First vid makes it seem like a pretty standard documentary about contemporary Calvinist movements with some slightly annoying production values.

Second vid is pretty cringe tho.

>A film predestined from all eternity

>>527808

go away, HTB>C

>>527693

>>527694

It's not the worst I've ever seen, but still pretty bad.

also

>cringe thread

>>528338

i like how this game pretends people like Huss and Tyndale weren't nuts

>>528346

or film rather

>>528346

>giving people the bible is nuts

>>527852

>"well im basically a calvinist, but i just hate other calvinists and i dont wanna be affiliated with them"

>>528346

Ja, ich bin Hussite.

>>528349

adamites

taborites

hussites

and

and…

Buncha crazies that would have never had the authority to throw the world into hell and put Christians at risk of hell-fire if it weren't for Luther.

>>528362

well actually, all those guys came before Luther now that I remember. Well, Luther's apple does not fall far from the tree of Satan.

>>528441

>Sauce?

First reply in the thread.

>>528362

>Adamites

dont google this

>>527693

What exactly is so cringeworthy or cheesy about that trailer? Just because you disagree with the theology it's promoting doesn't make it a bad trailer. It seems like a pretty standard documentary with good production.

Another guy popular with the Reformed crowd. Honestly, I don't know what Todd Friel actually believes because his speech cadence is too annoying to listen to to more than 10 seconds.

>Gnostics the movie

>>527693

> "No longer any objective agreed basis as to what constitutes Christianity"

Whatever happened to the Apostles and Nicene creeds?

>>529011

"It is not the will of The Father than any should perish" If you believe that, then why did God create most people to reject Him? Obviously those who reject Him do so of their own freewill.

Besides, we also know that God is not the author of confusion. Why would He confuse people into rejecting Him if that isn't part of His character?

>>528326

So much cringe

>>529014

This is God's natural eugenics program at work

>>529014

This is how God truly envisioned marriage

>>529014

this is what i immagined VR technology would come down to.

>>529014

Watch his arms flailing around wildly while imagining what he must look like from the pews.

>>529014

You can actually see Christ-chan sitting in the pews. I also think the wedding was cute.

God's word cant be compared to an iron.

>>529142

And God himself is compared with one of the dumbest animals on face of earth. And yet, both those analogies work

>>529014

>soon everyone will be able to have anime weddings

This is truly the best timeline.

>>527696

How will James White ever recover?

>>529526

t. weeaboo

>>527696

That's honestly the dumbest thing I've ever seen, and I actually wonder if this guy might be a little autistic.

>>529033

>why did God create most people to reject Him? Obviously those who reject Him do so of their own freewill.

I could just as easily ask you, If you believe people can willingly reject God why did he make people that he knew would chose to disobey Him?

You see, whether you believe that God created vessels of wrath, or totally neutral vessels which chose wrath for themselves, you're still stuck with the fact that God created people whom he was always going to destroy.

I believe that Romans 9 is clear: God uses some people for the purposes of displaying His wrath, justice and judgement. In doing these things God fully displays His character and glorifies Himself. Our problem is that we only want to focus on God being glorified through His love, His mercy, His patience etc.

>Besides, we also know that God is not the author of confusion.

I think context matters. The full verse is "For God is not a God of confusion but of peace." and Paul is addressing a church discussing the issue of an incredibly disorganised system of worship, explaining to them how to bring more glory to God and edify the brethren.

The tower of Babel in Genesis 11, the vision in Isaiah 6 and the apostasy described in 2 Thessalonians 2 clearly show that at times, God directly influences people so that they will believe lies or become spiritually deaf/dumb/blind.

>>528712

Sounds like a game show host.

>>528712

He's sometimes melodramatic and talks like a gameshow host, but once you get past that it's a pretty good channel.

>>530691

>church bells

>think Daft Punk's Aerodynamic is about to start

>immediately disappointed

>>530691

Is that from the same person?

Happened to go pretty well with vid related with the church's bells chiming at the right time.

>>529014

Sauce?

>>530798

Project of an 8chan /a/non.

http://8agdg.wikidot.com/pueblo-marriage-sim

>>527696

>unavaiable

what happened?

>>530801

>the guy even sent out virtual invitation cards and livestreamed the ceremony

Weaponized autism indeed…

Hey guys. /pol/ack here. I just wanted to share this. I don't know if im breaking any forum rules or anything like that. But i'm just wishing to get this out. Mods may delete this if it doesn't align with anything or is in the wrong place. I've always been sceptical of the jews and their hatred for Christ. Today I woke up wishing death upon myself. I've been so lonely, no fellowship, nobody. My job is shit, my life feels like a dead end and i'm numb…. at least I was until now just. It feels like everything is a blur. I struggle with alcohol and reality.

Regardless. I met a messianic jew today. He was visiting a property which is for sale… It's strange because I asked in passing if he was a jew and he told me he was a messianic jew… And I don't know how to describe it but we had fellowship. We prayed, before we prayed he began to cry as he spoke the gospel to me. We both cried and sobbed like babies, and laughed and hugged. Even as I type this I am beginning to tear up. We didn't bother with legalism or traditions, we opened up a bible, read it and prayed. He prayed over me, spoke in tongues, I felt the Holy Spirit's living water upon me. I feel broken and healed at the same time. Like somebody that knocked the wind out of me. I knew that in that moment, is where i'd want to be for the rest of my years on this earth. I just wanted to let you know that. All the Glory to Jesus. I don't know if any of you have felt like this before… but man, it was definitely a unique experience and I am so grateful to my God for this intervention. I cannot explain or express what I experienced in words, nor can I clarify to you how I feel right now. But from wanting to off myself and get out of this world, to wanting to get out of this world to be with Jesus Christ has given me a full 180 on my outlook. I am ashamed, humbled and so grateful for my Father and what he did for me today. Jesus Christ is king and I want to tell you all about this. Sorry for the personal blog post but I am hoping that somebody may read this and that it will give them encouragement. I was not expecting it whatsoever and I am truly grateful to God. He will never let you down. I repented today. I will try to retain that repentence. And silly sins which include depression, anger and unforgiveness… even anger to God. I laid it all out on the table and we cried, laughed, cried and cried and cried. I wasn't sad, I was just crying for the sake of releasing everything, giving it up to God. Here are my sins Lord, I cannot do it through works, I cannot do it alone. I'm buggered without you and I miss you. It was an amazing experience and I just wanted to say it here in the hopes that there are other people who have also experienced it. "Though the deer pants for water, so my soul longs after you. You alone are my hearts desire and I long to be with you."

I hope we will all make it anons. I don't see this place as home anymore and never will again. Today pushed all my buttons, all my stereotypes were broken. And I am so appreciative of a random man whom I sincerely believe was sent by God. Anons, God is good. That's all I wanted to tell you. I want you to know that God is good despite it not being or feeling that way at times. I was skeptical but today it felt like the scales had fallen off my eyes. Fellowship is good. God is Good. God Bless you.

>>535361

God bless you too. Thank you for sharing your testimony with us.

>>535369

Sauce?

>>527693

>>527694

>be mediocre musical composer

>get hired to do the score for some new church movie

>finish creating sound track

>it's garbage

>it's okay though because they're such hardcore Calvinists that your merit has nothing to do with them hiring you

>you really didn't even want the job, but for some reason you felt compelled to take it anyway

>>527693

>>527694

What make this movie and its' trailer cringy? All I see is that those guys want people to comeback to Christianity.