d3842d No.504460
I WANT TO
MARRY
CHRIST-CHAN
last one 404'd
c60304 No.504461
Are there any Eastern nun looking Christ-Chans out there?
30ea7b No.504469
>>504460
>I WANT TO
>MARRY
>CHRIST-CHAN
Is she you're waifu, OP?
0220b8 No.504485
Not gonna lie, from the front-page of 8chan where I saw this thread I honestly thought it said "Chris-chan thread" and assumed it was a thread on /cow/, then I looked over and saw it was on /christian/ and then assumed someone was just having a laugh before I finally realized it said "Christ-chan" and not "Chris-chan
67ad61 No.504490
How do you reconcile with the fact that she's not real ;_;?
d3842d No.504495
>>504490
I have no idea what you're talking about baka
9a3989 No.504501
>>504497
>4th pic
cancer, almost as bad as the MoonMan comic
d3842d No.504503
>>504501
was hesitant to post it but I must complete the set
I dont even use /pol/
3cbd13 No.504517
>>504490
She's a single, pure, real life Christ Chan.
She even has the dark bags under her eyes from being concerned over all the sin.
Either that or she's just starting to get close to 30.
A man can dream.
e3c956 No.504564
>>504497
Honestly I dislike that Christ-chan is ultimately sub-servient to /pol/ in these pics. As if Christianity is just nice window dressing for a political ideology. When in reality any political ideology must ultimately be inferior to what God wants us to do. I can agree with /pol/ that races are different, that nationalism and racial seperation can be good things. But when it comes to some /pol/acks only caring about White people, wishing death upon non-Whites, not having any compassion in their hearts, that's when I have to seperate myself from /pol/'s ideology.
5747fe No.504642
>>504501
>4th pic cancer
>not 1st and second
You like edgy anime boys m8?
d3842d No.504685
>>504564
I feel you all the way man. Originally I wasn't going to post the more controversial, I posted them for completeness' sake.
Might go ahead and delete the post, better then a mod deleting the whole thread
>>504642
thats /pol/'s board-tan if you didnt know
e3c956 No.504691
>>504685
That's ok man, I wasn't trying to have a go at you, I just wanted to criticise the images themselves. You don't nessecarily have to delete them either, just because they're worthy of criticism doesn't mean they shouldn't exist.
eca112 No.504721
I'm only noticing it now, but the design of Christ-chan and Vivian could either be sisters or the same person walking two different paths…
143119 No.504798
>>504497
I always though the second picture was 2edgy and corny, also it's interesting that /pol/-tan is doing the overused Illuminati Jewish one eye of Lucifer symbolism.
>>504564
I personally never saw it as sub-subservient, more that she got along with /pol/-tan, but yeah, Christianity doesn't compute with the more extreme parts of white supremacy.
cfbc3b No.504929
>>504460
Guys how can I find an irl christ-chan?
9c4781 No.505066
>>504929
stop posting on a website for autistic man children
4615b4 No.505076
b35886 No.505080
>>505076
Wait five minutes and the supreme court will make it legal.
4595b6 No.505082
34fef5 No.505096
30ea7b No.505104
>>505076
This, the drawing has to have character too
416542 No.505794
>>504478
Mwehehe, new Christ-chans for the collection!
091c6a No.506203
>>504490
>How do you reconcile with the fact that she's not real ;_;?
Neither is God. That doesn't seem to be a problem tough.
I have committed the sin of shitpost. ;_;
(USER WAS EXCOMMUNICATED) 35e579 No.506645
I don't know if this is the right thread to ask this in, but whats the name of that girl who is the hispanic and Catholic equivalent of Christ-chan? Shes been posted here before.
695a4e No.506652
>>504463
>pregnant
>Implying artist was a pregnancy-fetishist
695a4e No.506660
>>504685
>thats /pol/'s board-tan
Yeah, an edgy anime boi
>>504721
pic related
Christ-chan has blue eyes and brown hair not green eyes and brown hair, what are you on about?
a1f0ae No.506710
>>504482
>3rd pic
I LOVE CHRISTIAN UMARU–CHAN!
>>505080
>Needing to wait five minutes
67a4fd No.506724
>>504721
>>505096
>>506660
>he's only noticing it now
See image attached.
>>506645
I thought she was Tridentine-chan, but now I'm not so sure.
9c4781 No.507300
>>506652
why is that a fetish? it's normal human behavior
c8fc48 No.507303
>>506660
Vivian is a redhead
69b6d9 No.509142
>>504490
Wll she's real if you look at it how she's an amalgamation of
1. Our perceived ideal women
2. The potential of what our marriage could be
In that sense she's VERY, VERY real.
6a67d0 No.515256
>>515252
Jesus loves you anon, but he doesn't love this filth you're posting
ee247f No.515304
>>507300
>Being aroused by pregnancy is normal human behaviour
0f7189 No.515318
>>515294
> posting Nazi pagan symbols
48943f No.517492
>>504495
could someone shop christ-chan into this?
0551ca No.517508
>>515304
>assuming it must be sexual
It probably was mean that way tbh, but who knows? He who wants bread….
0551ca No.517509
0551ca No.517510
>>504564
That's nu/pol/ ideology tho.
>>504497
Who is the Slavic (judging by the white clothing) blond?
dc0936 No.517599
Go find a woman and you'll find love.
We must all stop desiring things which cannot come true…stop before you get too deep into the rabit hole.
t. furry in rehab
7a9410 No.517605
>>517508
>He who wants bread
You trying to implying something m8?
I've never seen pregnancy drawn for any other reason than fetish, except for in that joseph movie, I think.
48943f No.518166
Could someone shop christ-chan with this silly meme?
aaad34 No.518212
>>517605
To be fair its disputeable if sex is the #1 means of reproduction and pregnancy is a process of reproduciton how much the drawing is a fetish or not depends on if the person is willing or wishes to have progeny one day. Mixed terrain
aaad34 No.518213
>>504497
2nd pic is internet in a nutshell
dd832c No.526617
>>526591
I suggest you get yourself to confession for that one
Mods this is porn please remove the post
f2b186 No.526713
>>526712
Forgot to sage, damn.
e0065c No.526741
>>504721
Greetings fellow Gator.
e0065c No.526800
>>526791
Not OR but good job. Looks great.
017e08 No.526870
>>526791
Touched it up so that it matches her design more.
a22bb1 No.526886
>>526870
>>526791
Needs the hair clip.
7a8913 No.526911
>ITT: christanons try to come to terms with waifuism
665fbf No.526924
>>526870
Nice, my skills end at shitty recolors
114699 No.527244
Do you like our Original™ The Character Donutsteel Rita Ciano too, /christian/?
a22bb1 No.527255
>>526781
I appreciate you.
>>527244
Not too shabby
8904d7 No.527288
>>527244
What? Haven't we known about her for awhile? She's on 8chan's twitter artwork so she must be popular
Side note: what ever happened to pic related? I guess she never caught on? or you guys are too lazy to make memes
42b2f8 No.527299
>>527288
i like her a lot. she was my steam avi for a long time
114699 No.527513
>>527255
Thanks, it's a Mexican drawfag's creation actually so it embodies the Italian spirit of making others do things in their stead.
>>527288
>She's on 8chan's twitter artwork so she must be popular
If by popular you mean "she got shilled into oblivion on the threads by someone" and by someone you meant "me" then yeah.
Who's that one though?
0b89dd No.527589
>>527288
What's the name on this one?
273adb No.529678
>>527244
>A thin Italian
That's going to change the second she marries or hits 30.
e08f38 No.529682
>>529678
Christanon is right, they keep themselves thin and pretty untill marriage and then start stuffing themselves with all the food theive missed out on.
3b0a98 No.530057
>>529678
>>529682
Not true, my mother had 5 kids and she's just a bit chubby (and she's in her 50s now).
It's not just Italians, but mostly women in general. I know many Italian women who are in their 40s or 50s and still look good (not fat, wearing modest clothing, having good lives andvalues, etc…).
No I bet someone will start to say I'm mad or stuff like that, innit?
e68fec No.531215
>>529682
It's called hormones, women aren't supposed to be physically attractive as their window for prime fertility departs from them.
7a8913 No.531300
All right, since we seem to have an Italian and ambiguous Latin-American Christchan equivalent, would somebody be so kind as to make a French one?
Please?
e08f38 No.531492
>>531300
inb4 hairy and hook nosed abominations get posted.
why would you request that.
7861a0 No.531659
>>531492
He didn't request a middle eastern Christian but by all means there should be one. Pic semi-related, only as inspiration.
59a53a No.531688
>>531492
French, not Portuguese mate.
Catholic Brittany-Chan when? ;_;
e97e75 No.535488
>>527244
I don't think A real wife would tell you to go away while she's making food for you
4d044a No.535490
>>535488
She would if you were trying to snack on the food she was trying to cooking :3
48943f No.535699
>>531207
I know it's a joke, but the violence is not fitting to the character. Or maybe my concept of christian violence is wrong.
48943f No.535701
>>526781
>>526870
>>529537
>>526791
Wow, i forgot i requested these, thank you.
>>531300
> Latin-American Christchan equivalent
Is that the brown catholic one?
ee247f No.535782
>>527513
>>527589
>who's that one?
I don't know. I think She originated from this board though.
>>531300
>would somebody be so kind as to make a French one?
Here you go
05ac0a No.535783
>>504495
Desiring something that cannot or should not come to fruition is the truest definition of lust; it need not be sexual but, in this case, it might be.
049c76 No.535811
Am I the only one who finds this "Christ-Chan" animu waifu rubbish extremely cringey at best and bordering on heretical at worst?
a22bb1 No.535830
>>535811
>Am I the only one who
0cf28d No.535904
8f4602 No.535912
>>535904
>The 71-year-old paper, which was founded by late Christian social reformer Toyohiko Kagawa and covers all sects of Christianity, carries a serial comic strip whose main character is a schoolgirl named "Pyuri-tan," Japanese wordplay for the term Puritans after the English protestant sect.
>Pyuri-tan
Ahaha, that's cute.
b9df82 No.536135
>>535811
No. You should point out that it could become creepy, because she is the personification of this place and to some extend of all Christendom.
>>535912
MOAR
I may stopped wiggling benis, but I am still red blooded.
aaad34 No.536167
>>535811
How is christ chan even remotely heretical?
48943f No.536183
>>535912
That is cute.
>>535811
As long as it's worship and lust free there shouldn't be anything wrong with enjoying the cuteness. right?
9fb171 No.536190
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>535912
>>535904
>Reformers look like bishounen idols according to Japan
lel
f31819 No.536194
>>531207
This would be better if the knife was replace with a bible
9bab9a No.536206
>>536167
Heresy is one of those things on the internet that has lost all meaning, and is used as a generic Christian themed word for "bad things" now.
1013a8 No.536212
>>504485
toplel
>>504490
would you settle for a little moebot robowaifu version anon?
>>506710
>I LOVE CHRISTIAN UMARU–CHAN!
You. I like the way you think anon.
>Christian Hamsters is best Hamsters.
>>526911
>try
Heretic, pls
>>535912
A CUTE
48943f No.536261
>>526781
I really enjoy this silly nightmare googles meme, and how far it's been milked.
48943f No.536262
>>536261
Does anyone have the version with the feel meme guy?
a22bb1 No.536299
>>536190
Well the Catholics are more fashionable.
615d9f No.536310
>>536167 Maybe heretical isn't quite the right word, but using a type of heathen Japanese cartoon associated with degenerate sexual implications to represent the Christian faith seems… distasteful. Even with the most innocent possible interpritation it still seems in poor taste to associate something so frivolous with something of utmost seriousness like religion. Its not affording the faith the respect that it demands.
93001d No.536338
>>536310
It is still the personifaction of this board. Nothing less nothing more. Maybe it unnerves you, because you are new to imageboards in contrary to board tans who have been a part of them for about 10 years by now. In context of representing the board in silly comics about the relationships of this board to other boards or to other websites its not distasteful at all. I have worse things to say about /v/-tan who is male and as generic as you can get.
e0065c No.536348
>>536310
This reminds me when my Dad forbade me as a kid from watching Sailor Moon on Toonami because he heard from his coworkers that there was porn of it.
Gotta be careful with this kind of approach, because while maybe associated by some to porn doesn't mean it actually is and such logic is easy prey for people to straw man religious folks like us of not knowing what we're talking about or being paranoid.
This all being said, I agree as a forewarning not to go overboard idolizing memes or lusting after sexualized images in place of religious duty. Though I haven't really seen anything of the sort so far from Christchan, at least practically nothing of the latter.
(Edited cause I can't spell today…)
615d9f No.536351
>>536338 I'm not new to imageboards at all, so please stop being so condescending. I don't care if you autists have adopted this stupid anime character as your mascot, my point still stands that (at the very least) its extremely cringey. Anime and its fandom on the whole is a gigantic cringefest.
ab64ea No.536468
>>536351
Typical newfriend reaction. Christchan is now our board-tan and she will remain our board-tan. Maybe there was a chance to prevent this when /pol/ was designing her. Maybe then you could have suggested a male mascot. Now you are simply just whining over spilled milk.
>>536348
There is little porn of her in contrary to other mascot characters out there.
dd832c No.536511
>>536468
>furry Christ-chan
Now that's heresy if I ever saw it
776850 No.536525
>>536511
Heresy: belief or opinion contrary to orthodox religious (especially Christian) doctrine.
So, you recognize Christ-chan as official orthodox Christian doctrine? That's heresy, friend.
e0065c No.536532
>>536468
Guess I should of expected as much as this is the internet after all.
That first image is adorable. Classic Meme
aaad34 No.536581
>>536351
Imageboards were always a congregation of weebs and anime enthusiasts. If you can't handle that, maybe you're not ready for imageboards.
ee247f No.536594
>>504460
The guy who drew her originally was pretty bad at drawing.
Just saying
>>536468
>saying newfriend
oh and I guess the furry sucks too
8b2ddb No.537372
>>536468
>>536511
Did we learn nothing from the book of jasher/nephlium
e0065c No.537422
>>536594
Does anyone have the original drawing of Christchan?
ed27b2 No.537426
>>536468
>Tomoko Christ-chan
>Using a Vita
>Vita
>Vidya on that
BURN THE WITCH
ed27b2 No.537427
>>535912
>Pyuri-tan
>A pure puritan
MY WAIFU
48943f No.537458
>>537426
All the anon getting bugged by the squirrel christ-chan are amusing to me. I missed that whole era of furry being the worst people on the internet, but from everything that i've read about them, they seemed to be mostly lolcows, than today's various groups of "problematic" communities and groups.
0d136a No.537479
>>531207
>>536194
Bible or cross would be better imo. Cross would be my choice though.
a7f8b5 No.537495
>>504460
when ever I see christ-chan I get a weird primal instinct to save a damsel in distress and boot up ARMA 3 and make a mission where I save christians (women)
48943f No.537497
File: 529d3be08f3fcaa⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.46 KB, 69x119, 69:119, This symbol of saturn dose….png)
>>537479
The bible would be much more authentic than the cross because of Exodus 20:4
dc0936 No.538117
I've been a furry for almost 12 years, and I can say at least that: they are not really politically correct. Sure, they are full of homosexual people, but usually they hate SJW types and forced "it's the current year!" things in their fandom.
e77648 No.538123
>>538117
>I've been a furry….
Stopped reading. Repent
dc0936 No.538132
>>538123
>implying getting rid of such a bad habit would happen in a few months
48943f No.538133
>>538117
Why are there so many gays in the furry community?
dc0936 No.538137
>>538133
The place collects all the social outcasts. Many of which are homosexual people who want to stay away from modern LGBT+ "politically correct" homosexuality. I speak as a former bi/homosexual furry who hated the LGBT community since its inception.
108fc4 No.538464
>>538460
really great read, m8
d0c7d9 No.538584
>>538133
Sodomites = sexual animals = furries = sodomites
7018b1 No.540048
>>538447
>visible knees
>no headveil
Slut
680eed No.541910
>>>/tv/936294
>>>/tv/936301
>>>/tv/936317
6ce830 No.542000
>>538132
That was never implyied. Take your time if you need it.
2d569f No.542013
Has anyone shopped Christ-chan as the huffy angry girl yet?
2d569f No.542016
Also we should do one of christ-chan and that latina catholic girl as this meme.
6ce830 No.542021
>>542016
That would be pretty appropriate.
312ca0 No.542039
>>538117
Just because they doesn't like the extreme SJW it doesn't mean they aren't pc, just not quite as pc as they could be
caf5c7 No.542174
>>542000
trips of truth!
I am doing better, but still fall. Please pray for me!
>>542039
True.
761b5a No.542815
>>529678
It's not America, people don't bloat themselves into infinity. Hormones do play a large part when they're like in their fifties, but most married women around these parts are at best a bit chunky. It's usually when they get to Japanese Granny tier that they bloat out.
>>535488
A kitchen is a woman's reign. If you ever so much as interfere with her doings, you're a sick degenerate that needs to be expelled from the household.
b1f268 No.542850
>>542841
fuck off, maldraw
698351 No.542866
>>542850
No need to be rude you nigger loving heathen. Go hang on a fucking tree somewhere.
(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST) 3e07b3 No.542868
>>542866
propagating suicide is not allowed here
6404f3 No.543011
>>538133
>why are sexual deviants attracted to deviant fetishes?
e5429c No.544170
7b1fea No.544551
>>542866
mfw maldraw lurks here
c36c40 No.546144
I'll post these ancient things I made back in 2015 I think
(some were requests)
c36c40 No.546150
>>546148
before you ask
>why california
someone requested
e62825 No.546547
>>517605
Could just as easily be an impregnation "fetish", which is perfectly normal.
Obviously wanting to diddle pregnant women is not nonmal.
6cf18b No.546551
>>546547
It's sad that modern-day porn and antinatalism has made impregnation a fetish.
e4045f No.546611
>>538133
>The furry community
I couldn't resist
b8fe24 No.546645
96ab42 No.547759
Does anyone have the edits of christ-chan with the collection plate?
b83cf3 No.547767
>>536190
Hey can I ask the nips to never depict Jesus ever? Thanks.
96ab42 No.548206
>>547943
>Luke 8:21
>exodus 20:5
>Luke 11:27-28
Thanks for posting it but, i don't get the messages despite having read all versus.
5637e3 No.548247
71ab4c No.548292
b98755 No.548297
>>548292
Its time to stop posting
d21288 No.548331
>>548292
Please do not make such comments about my wife, thank you
5fd5d5 No.548345
>>548276
For some reason i feel strangely bad for her when she is doing the collection plate, maybe it's because i have never given to the collection plate. I always thought it was optional, and it is, but sometimes they live off that. I don't really feel this bizarre guilt with any other meme from her or other pictures. I guess maybe it's that she arrived so warm and happy and left so bothered. I don't know where this autism is coming from but for some reason this one hit home in some explainable way.
>>548292
Lust will destroy you anon.
39ae0e No.548374
>>548288
>normie
It's Normalfag. "normie" was made by redditors(normalfags) that were too scared to say fag.
e4045f No.548389
>>548374
It's not my oc and I had other things to do besides edit it to include three more words
e62825 No.548391
>>548206
All of those are common anti-Catholic meme citations.
The irony is that the third one BTFO's protestant "faith alone" heresy.
c6ebce No.552406
"Hey Everyone,
My name is Christ-chan, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent, beings made in God's image, many of you trying to spend every second of their day trying to be saved. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of considered who you're going to marry?
Don’t be a prayerlet. Just talk to God. he's pretty much perfect. he was a pretty good carpenter , and is used to cutted timbers and stone. What christian book do you read, other than the bible? I have a loving family, very cash. Don't be faggots and don't kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my friend"
5d97b2 No.552414
>>548374
It was proven years back that goons started the normalization of everyone calling each other fags as no big deal.
c6ebce No.552415
>>552414
Wasn't that normalized before 2004?
5d97b2 No.552420
>>552415
You tell me, I'm just saying people way back fell for (((typical tricks))) and only realized the subversion much later.
c6ebce No.552422
>>552420
I can't really "prove" this but guys calling each other fags was common culture before the internet, it used to be a tough guy thing.
770f2d No.552429
>>552406
Is this oc or copypasta?
c6ebce No.552431
>>552429
It's OC of another meme.
7e57e4 No.552482
>>552406
kek nice but how about changing "very" to "they're so cash" in all caps so reference really clicks
211e17 No.552577
>an entire thread dedicated to waifu-faggotry (lusting after a literal cartoon character) on board for "Christians"
This really is something folks, this really reels in those converts, eh?
7e57e4 No.552652
>>552577
>no fun
why are you triggered over a board mascot
>finding something cute = lust
wat
178aa4 No.552685
>>552652
>why are you triggered over a board mascot
It's b8, it came with a line of other obvious b8 posts after a b8 thread was laughed off the board.
6ed832 No.552688
e0c303 No.553403
>>552705
Fuck off, maldraw
71117c No.563927
>>552685
needs to be thicker
2411b9 No.564290
Hey, friends of my own faith, I recently had my hard disk die on me, the one containing all the pictures of Christ-Chan (including some way cool megafolder that some guy created with a ton of them), is there any kind soul who'd be willing to upload them for me? Will do whatever you wish for me to do.
d56b60 No.564618
>>564290
Can't you use the DownThemAll add-on for (((firefox))) on this thread?
63dea4 No.568363
Could someone shop christ-chan in a modest christmas dress?
b7bca5 No.568415
>>552406
Honestly, we need more of the other girl too.
Catholic-chan isn' it?
4a4e64 No.568659
98faa2 No.568725
God always answers our prayers and the mods always see our reports.
Thanks!
8dde6d No.569001
c035fa No.569030
>>569001
Vanilla porn of christ-chan.
8dde6d No.569036
>>569030
great its gone now. Im trying to stop my habit of fapping so i have to avoid any kind of sinful sexual images
d71bdc No.569042
>>569036
Honestly it was done has respectfully as possible with Christ-chan was clearly demonstrating that she was trying to have children with the husband anon she was doing it with. The only part that was off was how she was coaxing /pol/, but it makes sense since the majority of the site is /pol/. Yes, porn has no place here.
141993 No.569058
>>569042
>porn
>respectful
Naw, son.
d71bdc No.569060
>>569058
>sex can't be done in a respectful context, for procreation between a husband and wife.
Nah, dog.
9c426b No.570006
I want to see Christ-chan's head shopped into this nep in a sleeping bag.
141993 No.570029
>>569060
It ceases to be respectful when it's displayed in public.
aa0097 No.570268