/canada/ - Canada

Ontario: cold and swampy.

Ontario: tornado alley 2: canadian jigaboo.

Hahaha. Ottawa has made god angry now we'll all shiver to death as cold rain and water drenches us every year. What you used to call spring is now winter 2.0: wet edition.

Trudope has caused this. Fake eyebrow son of a whore did something obscene and angered our sky gods. Observe what you have done to yourselves, you cuckadians. Don't be surprised if tornado season becomes a thing too! You will be drowned like rats. Can't say I didn't warn ya! Peace up!

>Neo (aka jesus) version 7.01

What did he mean by this?

Will we kick out the NDP?

⌘-F NO HOCKEY THREAD

Canadian board and no hockey thread? You gotta be shittin' me.

How aboat them Leafs? We just need to draft a couple more good Kitchener and Sudbury boys and we'll win the cup. Also fuck Ottawa.

Hey my snowniggers, i start to live in Toronto the next month, any advices for me?

It's my first time in your country and in a big "city"(my actual city only have -30,000 people). I'm going to work.

Postcolonial parenting

<We thought we were raising an enlightened child, Tama Ward writes, but have we robbed our daughter of her cultural roots?

<At breakfast, in the glass-towered city of Vancouver, five-year-old Abigail looks glumly at her half-eaten bowl of cereal.

<"What is it, honey?" I brush the bangs back from her face.

<She lets out a big sigh. "I wish I wasn't white."

<I start. Nothing in the parenting manuals has prepared me for that.

<"All we've ever done is hurt people," she continues. "I wish my skin was dark and that I had a culture."

<We live in a part of the city where immigrant families abound. Our neighbours are homesick, first-generation Mexicans, which means that salsas and pinatas and Aztec legends feature prominently at shared social gatherings. Our family regularly eats in Little India where we gush over the flavours of curry and dhal, and every February, we attend the Chinese New Year parade in the slanting rain. Plus, my husband and I are children of missionaries and harbour an acute guilt for the cultural imperialism of our forebears. To compensate, we've raised our children with a deep appreciation of non-Western cultures.

<So when Abigail laments the colour of her white skin, part of me is programmed to protest. Is it not my moral obligation to tell her that her feelings of poor self-worth are nothing compared with the psychological ruin of real racism? Girl, everything about Canadian culture weighs in your advantage and you have no right to snivel!

<Instead, I feel a sadness settle over me. We thought we were raising the enlightened child of the 21st century. We thought we were doing our part in setting the history record straight. Yet, in doing so, it seems we have robbed our oldest child of something primal to psychological health, something elemental to her well-being as a human being: cultural roots.

<I don't know what to say.

<I consider the you-are-Canadian spielPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

dude

https://www.change.org/p/sign-in-support-of-an-independent-western-canada

>All the provinces can declare independence because Federation was never ratified. Canada does not exist in law. The Government of Canada is actually a corporation. To have a chance of saving Canada from being a UN territory, is is necessary to break it into pieces.

Western Independence Now!

<I know 8ch is controlled op and shills destroy threats on smaller boards, with mods doing that job on larger ones like /pol/

Separatism is the only real bottom up solution.

Cornwallis did nothing wrong!

Are we officially now the US?

Where would Canada fit in this?

I think this could change the game indefinitely.

New selection process for limiting effects of unassimilatable peoples:

Creating a rigorous selection process that frees up Canadian Tax money from people who milk government money, through a three strike system that focuses on; school performance (for students), infractions of laws, nonconforming to the 'bilingual' & cultural standards, enclave community crime rates & violence against original euro-canadians & Amerindians (severe crackdowns on enclave communities), usage of government services such as welfare & healthcare (over usage is penalized or counts towards strikes), probationary voting period of one or more election cycles to all newcomers (depending on strike count longer to no voting rights), no more affirmative action, no more government spending bias towards newcomers and coloureds (for religious institutions, businesses, or otherwise), no more coloureds quotas for companies, no more dual citizenship (unless otherwise specified), no more citizenship by birth to outsiders, no more promoting & indoctrination towards/for open marxists or marxist theories or cultural marxism, no more come & go use & abuse of free healthcare (revoke rights to healthcare to all individuals or families that reside outside of national boarders that do not contribute to the system) and additionally any individual or family as a whole that costs original Canadians more money than what they contribute through taxes are deported to originating country. International students do not get a free pass either, all must go through a Lite Selection Process™ (more leniency and extended number of strikes).

Equality comes at a price for this system, you either abandon your roots or you get send back where you came from. Equality is earned not given, you conform to the values of Canada or you do not get equal treatment. From the very beginning you are an outsider (unless otherwise specified). And thus a degree of order and meritocracy shall return to the great nation of Canada.

(((They))) will come for us eventually

Sooner or later being white will be a crime.

We will be blamed for evils only capable of being conceived by a twisted hateful jew.

Look at South Africa once the thinly veiled platitudes of rainbow nations and delusional multiculturalist propaganda are worn bare.....They come for your property and eventually your lives.

WAKE UP.

Post what you've got that is quintessentially leaf