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Brit/pol/ #3041: Comfy Edition SA!zFKu.41xRY 04/02/20 (Thu) 19:03:09 e7edb3 No.1321544[View All]

BBC News sparks outrage as they CUT OFF No10's coronavirus briefing

BBC News sparked outrage on Thursday after cutting off the Government's daily coronavirus press briefing to give a UK weather update

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1264156/BBC-News-number-10-coronavirus-briefing-cut-off-today-Matt-Hancock-latest

Coronavirus backlash at Boris

Most Britons believe PM ordered lockdown 'too late', a third think measures should be tougher and 81% want all commercial flights into the UK stopped, according to new poll

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8180137/Poll-Majority-Brits-believe-Boris-Johnson-declared-coronavirus-lockdown-late.html

Wuhan reports its first 'imported case'

Chinese student, 16, who studies in the UK brings the coronavirus BACK to the former epicentre after flying home from Newcastle - despite showing NO symptoms

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8175401/Chinese-student-16-studied-UK-brings-coronavirus-Wuhan.html

Coronavirus death toll passes 50,000 as number of cases approaches 1,000,000

The total number of diagnoses is close to 1 million and around half of the global population is under some form of lockdown

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/coronavirus-death-toll-12500515/

NHS workers will ‘absolutely’ get tested before end of April

NHS staff will finally get tested before the end of the month, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has announced

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/nhs-workers-will-absolutely-get-tested-end-april-12500899/

What are the government’s Covid-19 testing plans and when will the kits be available?

The coronavirus outbreak has swept the globe, with the worldwide death toll now surpassing 50,000 and the UK death toll currently at 2,921

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/coronavirus-uk-governments-covid-19-testing-plans-will-kits-available-12500545/

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:22:33 627a18 No.1322184

File: e37ca51602d7ba2⋯.png (58.45 KB, 235x176, 235:176, e37ca51602d7ba2dc51819bb84….png)

>cried in therapy again but she didn't notice because shit webcam

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:26:13 f1f5d6 No.1322185

File: dad04cebf725e54⋯.jpg (66.65 KB, 1140x768, 95:64, 5ef4b0610babc8a839f04c7724….jpg)

NHS has £13,400,000,000 debt written off to help coronavirus battle

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/nhs-13400000000-debt-written-off-help-coronavirus-battle-12500380

b-b-but da toreeeeees >:(

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:26:22 a17cd7 No.1322186

>>1322181

>not making other nations make your guns and then killing them with said guns

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:26:41 7f8001 No.1322187

File: 684ec92a96be014⋯.mp4 (12.82 MB, 720x1272, 30:53, 5m8cp3vypVb6rTTL.mp4)

>personal message from Boris

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The Plague Doctor 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:27:42 e040cc No.1322188

File: fa0fc6df40df955⋯.jpeg (58.53 KB, 454x512, 227:256, 8AB83E04_DF3F_4CB9_8BE2_B….jpeg)

>crying

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:28:39 5f6dad No.1322189

>>1322173

yeah. this event will be the final step in deifying the nhs

>>1322184

do you even feel better afterwards? smh i tried therapy once but made me feel worse tbh

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:29:34 5f6dad No.1322190

keeeeeeek posting is fucked

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:29:51 ece48d No.1322191

File: 7de4430cb67f848⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:30:37 a17cd7 No.1322192

>>1322185

>suddenly can write off NHS debt

>suddenly can give people more bennies

>suddenly can home homeless people

weird how all of this was apparently impossible 2 months ago

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:30:46 e13740 No.1322193

>>1322184

you see your therapist through a webcam? therapy is bollocks lad it's just a retarded wine aunt robbing you.

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The Plague Doctor 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:31:46 e040cc No.1322194

File: bcaf3bf9a988d0b⋯.jpeg (242.22 KB, 734x1085, 734:1085, 44570E59_B3F0_411D_BCA7_E….jpeg)

>8chink.topkek

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:33:37 627a18 No.1322195

>>1322188

* dispels bully aura *

>>1322189

you feel shit afterwards but in the long run you feel better

>>1322193

lad smdh coronavirus i can't see her in person anymore

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The Plague Doctor 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:34:02 e040cc No.1322196

File: b372c4f2dc568d7⋯.jpeg (114.47 KB, 1085x1240, 7:8, 0953DB77_0451_4C5E_A0C3_4….jpeg)

>>1322187

>Trust the plan. I’ve done great. Claptrap. What’s wrong with my teeth. Protect the nhs

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:36:48 627a18 No.1322197

this website is fucked smh

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:39:12 e13740 No.1322198

>>1322195

theres a reason 90% of therapists are women, its a fake science.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:40:12 192d7e No.1322199

If you don't have the capacity for self-reflection and have to rely on an external force who barely knows you to provoke it of you, you are an npc and too late to be saved tbh.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:41:43 1bef4f No.1322200

*posts with ease*

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:48:50 388be0 No.1322201

File: 78881ec80078597⋯.gif (44.58 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 78881ec80078597093d99c8824….gif)

>>1322184

Smh lad stop being a fucking poof and man up

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:49:35 627a18 No.1322202

>>1322198

dont care tbh lad real or fake she's helped me understand and cope with things that have happened in my life and i feel better than ever

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:51:29 e13740 No.1322203

File: 5346c3f171ba189⋯.jpg (109.15 KB, 540x960, 9:16, jordan_peterson_corner.jpg)

Therapists are psychopaths, they want you to think you're sick because theyre sick. they're very sick people and you have to stop them from harming others.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:51:55 e13740 No.1322204

>>1322202

just post here lad it's free. What made you go to her?

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:52:18 7f8001 No.1322205

>>1322192

part of the plan to obliterate the labour party

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:52:52 1bef4f No.1322206

File: f8119eedeee9a0a⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 2000x2641, 2000:2641, Extra_Dimensional_Wankers.jpg)

>>1322199

I think the issue is more that some lads are too afraid to confront themselves not that they are incapable of doing so

>>1322198

I think you're thinking of psychology

>>1322202

Good on you lad,I hope you can work things out tbh

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:53:30 a17cd7 No.1322207

>tfw got sent to a counsellor like 8 years ago and all we did was talk about the Soviet Union and WW2

Government money at work.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:54:13 627a18 No.1322208

>they call me a poof for not being able to cope with mummy sexually and emotionally abusing me as a little boy

>they call me a poof for not being able to cope with getting attacked and hurt by a much older sister as a little boy

>they call me a poof for not being able to cope with being nonced by a stranger as a little boy

>they call me a poof for not being able to cope with being a social outcast with no helpful force in my life as a little boy

smh you normalniggers don't will never understand and it makes me seethe

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:57:03 627a18 No.1322209

>>1322204

reached a critical point and just didn't know how deal with all my emotions in a healthy way and realised I needed help tbh

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SA!zFKu.41xRY 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:58:40 e7edb3 No.1322210

If you can do therapy through a webcam, then it doesn't work.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:59:10 5f6dad No.1322211

File: 7b997071582c7f3⋯.jpg (247.28 KB, 618x618, 1:1, 7b997071582c7f39bda729a491….jpg)

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 16:59:56 388be0 No.1322212

File: 5e246e3173dcdaf⋯.jpg (15.63 KB, 255x235, 51:47, 75d974f6b39ab2c6fed54a022f….jpg)

>>1322208

Do actually feel bad for you hulloyes. Don't worry fella, in the rahowa all our problems will be gone.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:01:32 c44eb0 No.1322213

File: 0e767b211e9cb58⋯.png (703.54 KB, 759x769, 759:769, joker_lass_1582114299405.png)

>>1322208

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SA!zFKu.41xRY 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:01:33 e7edb3 No.1322214

>>1322209

Talking to some tart once a week won't help, this shit is designed for women.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:05:30 388be0 No.1322215

File: ea2b2fb09672502⋯.mp4 (1.05 MB, 848x464, 53:29, ea2b2fb096725020d97cef511f….mp4)

Bit of a pisstake how there are attention seeking thots who fein mental issues becuase their step dad didn't love them while there lad like you about tbh

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:05:41 e13740 No.1322216

>>1322206

cringe reddit memi

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:06:31 627a18 No.1322217

>>1322210

Used to see her in person but coronavirus smh read the thread smdh

>>1322212

thanks lad, I'm glad things are finally getting better can't wait to pillage paki outposts in minecraft

POST

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:07:54 e13740 No.1322218

i used to love getting bullied by girls at school. One of my very few fond memories.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:08:01 388be0 No.1322219

File: 2bf1e7f0edafaf0⋯.png (6.06 KB, 526x400, 263:200, cbf8d496f74c6395c41372b391….png)

*grooms vunerable mentaller lads into an unstoppable dafty psycho squad*

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The Plague Doctor 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:08:58 e040cc No.1322220

Bye bye ancient wood

https://www.twitter.com/stophs2/status/1245329804863451136

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:09:45 99b430 No.1322221

File: 051fcd8c6f52168⋯.png (460.13 KB, 656x843, 656:843, smugITpepe.png)

Hullo, yes, if you have mentarl problems just go out have a few pints an bash a paki ok thankyou

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:11:10 6ae4b7 No.1322222

ah can't be bothered khuzaits are too god tier at war.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:11:16 c44eb0 No.1322223

File: b71060de614a279⋯.png (2.43 MB, 1519x1628, 1519:1628, ClipboardImage.png)

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-magician-dynamo-tests-positive-for-covid-19-after-suffering-severe-symptoms-11967439

>Magician Dynamo has corona with sever symptoms

Magic your way out of that one, paki keeeeeeek

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The Plague Doctor 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:11:28 e040cc No.1322224

File: 26d7d8305062e41⋯.jpeg (120.65 KB, 1732x1118, 866:559, 675A9C37_E89D_4CF0_8252_B….jpeg)

>>1322202

Stupid thot is making you ‘cry’ and conning you into paying her cold hard cash by tricking you into believing that she’s making you feel better.

Knob

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:11:49 e13740 No.1322225

File: 35d35b71a9dbf30⋯.png (5.46 KB, 225x225, 1:1, oo.png)

grooms vunerable mentaller lads into an unstoppable bimbos

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SA!zFKu.41xRY 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:13:20 e7edb3 No.1322226

>>1322217

Yeah lad but it still doesn't help, this shit doesn't work properly for blokes.

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:13:40 99b430 No.1322227

>>1322215

Hows charls doing these days

completed his move into ultra schizo guru yet?

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:17:25 99b430 No.1322228

>>1322220

need some ecoterrorists to behead them and put their heads on tree branches tbh

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:18:52 e13740 No.1322230

File: abce4efff495e19⋯.png (3.38 KB, 398x82, 199:41, tfw_no.png)

File: 5fb84cbd103cae8⋯.jpg (11.9 KB, 500x137, 500:137, god_i_wish.jpg)

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SA!zFKu.41xRY 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:19:39 e7edb3 No.1322231

early thread since the site is acting up

>>1322229

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:19:47 627a18 No.1322232

File: 928cf1f60a8d0ac⋯.jpg (28.86 KB, 383x513, 383:513, antibully_penguin.jpg)

>>1322226

>>1322224

STOP

being mean

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:20:06 a17cd7 No.1322233

File: 10d853f11720b0d⋯.jpg (152.86 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, charls.jpg)

>>1322227

He achieved it his schizo guru status and got a racially ambiguous plastic gf out of it

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Anonymous 04/03/20 (Fri) 17:20:41 388be0 No.1322235

File: 82dd912f9980b4f⋯.png (8.73 KB, 255x192, 85:64, 8a4271b8f0b4ce1c9b3acdffd3….png)

If you want to bully mentaller lad your going to have to get through smee.

Tbh most people who see therpaists are ppathetic. But having a fucked up childhood like that it's probably good to see someone externally. Real mental issues are stuff you can't actually change, most of the shit like depression is a complete memi. But actual trauma is something that engrains itself in your head, it's a legit medical issue.

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