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Coronavirus: UK deaths double in 24 hours
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51889957
Coronavirus: Scientists say UK virus strategy is 'risking lives'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-51892402
US to extend travel ban to UK and Ireland
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51891662
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0a82e6 No.1302906
sure is lucky that they both fainted just before the gubbermint un-welded their flat
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ce544c No.1302907
>>1302826
>En réanimation
?
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326932 No.1302908
>>1302904
>>1302905
Word on the street is that a lot of the Muslims have donated supplies to their local mosques because the pakis are running out of cupboard space at home. Literally a base of operations.
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b4c9d7 No.1302909
>>1302908
*donates the mosque a pig's head
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0a82e6 No.1302910
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4fa63c No.1302911
>>1302908
Niggers are going to throw a spanner in that though, when push comes to shove lets be honest.
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b4c9d7 No.1302912
>>1302910
ah yes
being a mindless zombie with eyes glued on a television set feeding you propaganda 24/7 is peak "british" culture
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235178 No.1302913
>>1302907
keeek that's what i thought too
>>1302908
they've always been like that tbh furrin invader scum establishing beachheads and entrenching themselves
would be funny to see them get raided by pikey warbands
>>1302910
>bbc chief says bbc is good
shocked tbh
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ce544c No.1302914
>>1302912
>>1302910
As if the BBC is pro anything "British Culture" and not just proto-transhumanist non-white gibberish.
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c8748b No.1302915
>LADS, WHAT IF I RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPAER? I LITERALLY WONT BE ABLE TO POO!
Do retards really think this?
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c8748b No.1302916
>>1302910
>fuck Britian
>we have to save Britian! Why aren't you helping us?
t.BBC
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235178 No.1302917
>>1302906
>they're just unconscious we promise
>>1302915
of course not lad they don't think
they see people buying more of something than usual so they buy it to so they can get some before it's gone
other people see that and buy more as well and so on and so on
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326932 No.1302918
>>1302915
In Birmingham the pakis have a little stand where they give away free copies of the Quran.
If I can't get any big roll then I'll have to wipe my ring with Allah's message. Need to check the page thickness first tbh.
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326932 No.1302919
>>1302910
The BBC has no idea what culture is.
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b4c9d7 No.1302920
Business as usual at Iceland after the morning rush, stocks of everything as normal except for the bog roll and other wipeables aisle, which contained a single battered two-pack of kitchen roll
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c8748b No.1302921
>bog roll supplies dwindling, and I can't stop pooming
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0a82e6 No.1302922
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326932 No.1302923
>>1302920
The best thing about this is I can still get a cheap mig welder, car cover, socket set and a hedge trimmer from Lidl.
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672b05 No.1302924
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ce544c No.1302925
>>1302920
fucking spastics tbh
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0a82e6 No.1302926
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b4c9d7 No.1302927
the future of politics will be determined on by how large an amount the competing parties promise to raise the nation's strategic toilet paper reserves
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ce544c No.1302928
>>1302924
tbf state intervention and preventing bulk purchasing would be a good thing here.
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c8748b No.1302929
>>1302924
>people unexpectedly bought something faster than the shops had anticipated, so the shops will have to call in more from the warehouses
ok
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672b05 No.1302930
>>1302929
Meanwhile people under socialist systems are starving to death as they can't afford to buy anything, and what little is available is snatched up immediately.
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235178 No.1302931
>>1302923
wouldn't risk wiping my bum with any of those things except maybe the car cover tbh
>>1302926
>tfw no messy gf to berate and act dismissive towards
>>1302927
they'll sway undecided voters by distributing bog roll with their opponent's face printed on it
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4fa63c No.1302932
>>1302928
Bring back WWI war time laws.
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c020e9 No.1302933
Always wondered why socialist countries have issues with toilet paper
>>1302928
Boomers seem to want to live through WW2 again so I say bring back rationing.
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b4c9d7 No.1302934
>ywn toil in the anomalous materials laboratory
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672b05 No.1302935
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b4c9d7 No.1302936
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>>1302935
absolutely cursed image
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326932 No.1302937
All we had to do is pull up the drawbridge and tell the people not to come back for 3 weeks. So now the govt is going to allow it to spread and burn itself through the population until is loses momentum. If GCHQ is listening, go fuck yourselves. If a member of my family dies from this, you will lose a politician at MY hands.
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7d4bf0 No.1302938
>>1302921
go to b and q and buy a pack of blue roll for £20
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672b05 No.1302939
>>1302937
This but unironically.
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672b05 No.1302940
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235178 No.1302941
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>>1302934
tbh
>>1302935
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>1302937
they're making it very clear that they're willing to sacrifice as many lives as necessary to maintain the gdp
>>1302940
now there's a king who earned his crown
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d3ebd3 No.1302943
Thanks for the emailing me the picture of your knees SA. They look a bit sore. I tried mailing you back but Gmale is down at the moment so I’ll have to upload my reply here.
You should probably try something like Forcefield knee protectors
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672b05 No.1302944
>>1302941
>they're making it very clear that they're willing to sacrifice as many lives as necessary to maintain the gdp
THEY LITERALLY FUCKING SAID IT
They were bitching that closing the borders would've lowered the GDP by three fucking percent.
>>1302943
ta' lad
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235178 No.1302945
>triage at dawn (nightcore remix)
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d3ebd3 No.1302946
>>1302884
What don’t you understand about down under m8?
These look like Lebanese
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c020e9 No.1302947
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235178 No.1302948
>>1302946
fucking hate lebbos tbh
>>1302947
very good lad
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672b05 No.1302949
yes we get it you all hate white people
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0a82e6 No.1302951
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235178 No.1302952
>>1302949
it really gets old tbh
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b4c9d7 No.1302953
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ce544c No.1302954
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d3ebd3 No.1302955
Patel at it again
I fucking hate them lads. Always did and always will
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672b05 No.1302956
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c8748b No.1303136
Thought I was coming down with captain trips, then I had a poo and a sandwich, and felt better.
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