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beware the spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)

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015651  No.1297961[View All]

Coronavirus UK: Intensive care wards often full - patients could spill into CORRIDORS

THE coronavirus outbreak could see hospital struggling to cope, with new date revealing intensive care units were often full before the outbreak began and senior medics fearing this could lead to more patients being treated in A&E corridors

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1252579/coronavirus-uk-outbreak-latest-NHS-hospitals-intensive-care-units-treatment-cases

Coronavirus: Man in his 60s becomes third UK death

A man in his 60s has become the third person in the UK to die after testing positive for coronavirus

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51796072

Tory MP ‘ridicules’ misogyny bill by asking for hate crime law for men

A Tory MP has been accused of taking a ‘dismissive’ and ‘ridiculing’ approach to abuse against women after he tabled legislation calling for prejudice against men to be made a hate crime

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/08/tory-mp-ridicules-misogyny-bill-asking-hate-crime-law-men-12367617/

Brother of soldier killed in Cold War nuke tests accuses MoD of 'cover-up' over death

Derek Redman, 27, 'died of a sudden onset of diabetes' during Cold War nuclear bomb tests - but his brother says he didn't have the disease

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brother-soldier-killed-cold-war-21655898

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8960f7  No.1298642

File: f8507f4321ab1f9⋯.jpeg (1.12 MB, 1034x2131, 1034:2131, 9F9BFB84_E61B_4B24_925F_5….jpeg)

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4d77d8  No.1298643

>she can ride in my van with me

>instead of bringing me inside when I come home I just leave her in the van

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61b8c9  No.1298644

File: 46925b02adbeefa⋯.jpg (48.31 KB, 634x630, 317:315, 46925b02adbeefa40da2952682….jpg)

>suicide is a sin

>hospital in London offering 3,500 buck-a-roos to be infected with corona virus

Lads, I think I've found a loop hole

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af2482  No.1298645

File: b2fa0c06646bec3⋯.png (317.93 KB, 1919x919, 1919:919, hnjrgeignj.png)

>>1298642

five years too late

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202566  No.1298646

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>>1298643

for martin only

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d231a5  No.1298647

>>1298644

how do i do it?

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4b685b  No.1298648

>>1298616

Satanists stole his hair lad

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4b685b  No.1298649

>>1298621

the steiner rape stare

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61b8c9  No.1298650

>>1298647

think you just sign up

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4b685b  No.1298651

File: 6d6bacb95832354⋯.jpg (63.63 KB, 850x565, 170:113, oo.jpg)

>steiner posting hentai farts

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4d77d8  No.1298652

>>1298646

Goodlad. Can't ban you for a video which is only allowed to be viewed by one person. I'll be the one farting

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4d77d8  No.1298653

>that video of the macro furry/scaly dragon stomping and sitting on and brapping on a little black dog

>just noticed the little dog human humping the air and stroking is cock as he gets stomped on

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821eb5  No.1298654

I've just got back from the shops. Empty shelves:

>pasta

>beans

>long life milk

>tomato sauces

>tins

>toilet rolls

>soap

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f45fe2  No.1298655

>>1298654

hmm you seem to live in an area where the toilbots are almost sane. in my area toilet rolls and pasta were all decimated but there was tones of everything else. they're just going to have dry pasta and shit themselves?

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af2482  No.1298656

File: 77cdb860c545ae1⋯.png (259.75 KB, 744x763, 744:763, 77cdb860c545ae1751ac727705….png)

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4d77d8  No.1298657

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b6ca8a  No.1298658

>>1298656

Mutts law etc etc

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4d77d8  No.1298659

>can start a crowdfunding campaign for anyone to get blacked

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4b685b  No.1298660

File: 519c2de0cf0fd65⋯.png (285.82 KB, 611x564, 13:12, ClipboardImage.png)

baste

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d9510d  No.1298661

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f45fe2  No.1298662

>>1298660

why is the picture of gollem and the ring?

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8960f7  No.1298663

File: 2fa2566f3a9c6a3⋯.mp4 (194.45 KB, 686x434, 49:31, wgPoFfGxqSQ_0do7.mp4)

STEINER!!!

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8960f7  No.1298664

>>1298660

WOTSIT BTFO

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d9510d  No.1298665

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8960f7  No.1298666

>>1298665

FAKE

Muslims don’t use tp for their bungholes

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4d77d8  No.1298667

File: b9c87f89305c0a5⋯.png (221.03 KB, 294x725, 294:725, ClipboardImage.png)

*rolls up to you*

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af2482  No.1298668

File: 12bda5ec26ff7ab⋯.jpg (56.46 KB, 620x801, 620:801, 12bda5ec26ff7ab7d77a32b5d5….jpg)

>>1298665

you can tell with the look on their faces that the whites have a shellshocked look in their face and are only acting like that because the immigrants are having an affect on them

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821eb5  No.1298669

>>1298655

Very affluent area and Waitrose shelves are bare in the aforementioned sections.

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a258a5  No.1298670

File: 953bd3688245e71⋯.png (688.3 KB, 1075x800, 43:32, wuhan65.png)

>>1298665

tfw coronavirus is a hoax perpetrated by Big Bogroll to up their profits

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8960f7  No.1298671

File: a450ba34007e3ae⋯.jpeg (943.59 KB, 1177x1332, 1177:1332, FC92718D_9E61_4506_9979_4….jpeg)

In 50 years time Israel will be seeking compo for the 6 million killed by this virus from every single fucking country

Cap this for poosterity

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af2482  No.1298672

>>1298669

>dirty middle class scum panic buying

hate them and their arrogance tbh

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8960f7  No.1298673

>Da Coronacaust. Never forget

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8960f7  No.1298674

>>1298669

Bet Mr. Wong’s Whupermarket hasn’t run out of anything

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f45fe2  No.1298675

File: 59c865c831c8ce3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 92.29 KB, 1536x711, 512:237, 69c8bb3b37057ece5fe83d2eba….jpg)

>>1298667

*paralyzed from the waste down

>"is it in yet?"

disaster waiting to happen. get a real lass, lad

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1c3291  No.1298676

File: fb53d67f6d4b263⋯.png (901.15 KB, 700x800, 7:8, fb53d67f6d4b263b2f43f91ed8….png)

>>1298665

BOB PAGE

Your appointment to Andrex should be finalized within the week. I've already

discussed the matter with the Senator.

WALTON SIMONS

I take it he was agreeable?

BOB PAGE

He didn't really have a choice.

WALTON SIMONS

Has he been infected?

BOB PAGE

Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority

list for the toilet roll, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

WALTON SIMONS

This plague – the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able

to contain it.

BOB PAGE

Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies

pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

WALTON SIMONS

I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not loo roll to go around,

and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

BOB PAGE

Of course they're desperate. They can smell their death, and the sound they'll

make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.

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4d77d8  No.1298677

>girls on dating sites saying they are of legal age when they clearly aren't

yikes

>>1298675

I'd have to wipe her arse lad. Also it'd be hard first having kids and then taking care of them

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65031d  No.1298678

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8960f7  No.1298679

File: 483673c7850b95a⋯.jpeg (81.13 KB, 828x833, 828:833, 2D0DE5B2_1A6D_41FB_9180_7….jpeg)

>1298677

>noncing again

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821eb5  No.1298680

>>1298672

affluent boomers tbh

>>1298674

the nearest is about 40 miles away

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f45fe2  No.1298681

File: 8421c8250224a19⋯.png (358.8 KB, 499x539, 499:539, 142312512335128.png)

>>1298676

hmm.. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. the rest may not go to the toilet as quietly as you think. intelligence reports they're behind the problems in the sewers

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616949  No.1298682

>>1298630

Vote for the Sandman so we can finally put America asleep lmao

>>1298634

Don't shag your dad lad

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a258a5  No.1298683

File: 9be833805d32e06⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1002x857, 1002:857, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1298676

Goodlad, but we can go deeper

BOG SQUARE: Your appointment to Andrex should be finalised within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the CEO.

WELLTORN PAPERS: I take it he was agreeable?

BOG SQUARE: He didn't really have a choice.

WELLTORN PAPERS: Has he been infected?

BOG SQUARE: Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for the toilet roll, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

WELLTORN PAPERS: This plague - the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

BOG SQUARE: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the toilbogs and public loos, let the poo pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

WELLTORN PAPERS: I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough loo roll to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

BOG SQUARE: Of course they're desperate. They can smell their sharts, and the sound they'll make rattling their roll holders will serve as a warning to the rest.

>>1298681

keeek

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616949  No.1298684

File: 2b459da442d1982⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1200x799, 1200:799, ClipboardImage.png)

FINALLY, WE HAVE THE UPPER POO HANDS

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77c0e6  No.1298686

>>1298681

A bunch of constipated old men, playing at running the world but the world left them behind long ago. we are the furture

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edb091  No.1298687

>>1298685

>>1298685

>>1298685

>>1298685

>>1298685

>>1298685

>>1298685

fresh

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1c3291  No.1298693

File: e069c6e36a4687f⋯.png (214.11 KB, 677x837, 677:837, ini.png)

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db802c  No.1298699

taigs out

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3eca50  No.1298705

>>1298677

based tbf

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3eca50  No.1298710

File: 0c66c8fc85bb1b4⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1992x1992, 1:1, fiend.png)

Rewatching Léon: The Professional, It's got me thinking

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438146  No.1298785

no new thread?

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