Trying to put my awesome life to bit and bytes I start by playing the porn I torrented. Yes I download porn because the porn sites that don't buffer offer relative shit, and I need a good wank.
Why I need to wank, I don't know. I had some action recently, but part of my sickness, is no matter how much I orgasm I want more. No much how I drink I want more.
Always more and more and more.
I don't know what to say or not to garner your interest so fuck you. Fuck you being the easiest step in distancing myself from you the reader.
I could write this offline but I can't because, it's just hearing myself talk some more.