/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Albany

Who likes this song?

>tfw depressed

>>7582

It's a wicked world that we live in.

>>7583

You are usually more positive musicNEET. What is going on?

SYDNEY

>>7585

That discussion about love a few hours ago made me blue.

>>7587

Have you had your heart broken?

>>7588

I was naive enough to let it happen.

>>7589

Did you invest too much?

>>7590

I am out of my depth talking about romantic matters. I am exposed as a virgin manchild.

>>7596

We're /ausNEETs/, not /aus/

I agree, no more non-NEET related generals

>>7596

Until you said that I didn't know that there were any other threads.

I saw the Brisbane guy but not these newer ones. I think we should just have NEETgens.

>>7596

Also, tripcodes only pissed of one guy I think. They can be used appropriately and for us, most of us are namefags anyhow so we are all tripfags by default.

>pepes fill your lower colon?

>>7601

I think tripfags are cancer on big boards, but we are a smaller community where people do know each other even if it is just by posting style and I think trips could be okay in that context.

>>7583

Is that song about necking oneself?

>>7603

Every new thread I make is a source of stress and anxiety. But I soldier on for my NEETs.

>>7607

No NEETs are to neck themselves please. You have friends here to support you through whatever is happening in your life.

>>7605

Yeah, tat's what I was sort of getting at. We're not really an anonymous imageboard because we know each other's posting style (most of the time)

>>7607

Maybe, it makes me think about it a bit too seriously.

>>7608

Pepe lives in my ear and tells me sweet little nothings when I get lonely.

>>7596

I think only NEETgens should be allowed

>>7607

This one I think is about going crazy.

The minors kill me.

>>7616

I want to post a NEET appropriate comeback but I don't want to make it towards the wrong NEET.

I need to review my NEETlore.

Anyway BO, the ball is in your court with the trips and only NEETgen rules.

I'm going to go to bed. I have my rod set up and am taking my exceptionally sized NEET friend fishing in the morning, I aid I'd pick him up at 5am.

I didn't even check the tide chart. This may have been a mistake.

I'll probably take some pics, especially if I catch a squid and I dont just lose my jigs.

Good night friends. Sorry for being an out of character depressive, I try and hide that.

Now it is nice and dark finally it is finally cool and fresh. No more hot sweaty weather, until the next sunrise.

>>7619

Take some pics m8, I've been fishing once in my life. Good night

>>7619

Have any of us ever met irl? Can't remember hearing about such a thing happening even on /aus. I hope it works out well for the both of you and good night.

>>7619

Good night mate. I look forward to seeing some pics of your fishing trip.

>>7622

There was talk of a meetup a few years ago but nothing materialized, and the potential security concerns

>fly in my house eluding capture

>>7622

He is not going fishing with one of us. His fat friend is from irl.

>>7626

Be persistent. None must escape.

>>7629

There was two, managed to get one a few hours ago but the hunt continues

>>7630

10/10 webm

>>7630

>i also filter every trip,

Very very silly thing to do on a small board like this.

BO enable oekaki, it is a little box that apppears next to the post box and you can draw things, could be fun

do it

>>7625

I would meet up with another SA NEET if they seemed sane and stable.

*/r9k/ has it and it is pretty good

feeling a bit lonely

might go watch tv with mummybot

>>7638

That sounds nice. Sometimes it is good to be near someone else.

>>7637

This cunt is sperging out >>7594

>>7638

>>7639

Whenever I do that and think she is being normal for the slightest moment, she just goes into a tirade about how I am a loser and etc. Then she complains when I just don't talk to her.

>tfw no American gf

>>7642

Schizo mum neet?

>>7644

Nah, my mum has nothing like that. She is just an alcoholic that is disappointed in what her son is

Happy birthday NEET, you thought I'd forget

>>7645

You should tell her you are disappointed in her. If you want to be cruel say that growing up you were embarrassed by her because she wasn't like all the other mums. That always hurts them.

>>7647

do this, anon, and then demonstrate your dominance with rape

>>7643

>>7643

I thought american women weren't good? What is your main attraction to them?

>>7647

I'm not really that disappointed in her, she does have a point. But I'm trying to get my shit together now and she isn't being much of a help, she has been like that ever since I left school 3 years ago, but recently she is helping me get my license.

>>7637

>I'll do it tomorrow

Now that's the NEET spirit

>>7650

That is good that she is helping you with your licence. If she wasn't willing to do that then she can hardly complain about you not getting on with things.

>>7608

what's the green pool in the center for?

>>7652

She still gives me shit about everything else though, even when I keep explaining I am finally trying to make my life not shit and she keeps ignoring it

>>7653

Looks like acid or something

>>7655

Pics look pretty small m80 but good job

>9:48PM

>27c

>59% humidity

>hot as fuck

REEEEEEEEEEE

It was humid as fuck today in Melbourne, slept until 3 then fucked around with some websdrs online before going outside to work on the garden so mummybot won't whine as much that I don't do shit, other than that only one cup of goon tonight because I'm having a job interview tomorrow since I'm desperate for cash, it's a technican's job at a warehouse place so it should be alright but still worried

>>7657

I've always seen WA as a desert wasteland, yet here you are complaining of a relatively low temp and humidity. It ain't truly hot until it's at least 40 degrees with a humidity of at least 70%.

>>7660

>97%

fug

>>7659

Good luck with the interview m8, make sure to wear the best stained shirt

>>7661

Temp doesn't matter much, I've been outside with a hoodie on when it was 36c and it wasn't a problem, the real problem is humidity.

>>7662

>the real problem is humanity

>>7659

>technican's job at a warehouse

A forklift driver?

Spilled some goon on the floor carelessly, did a quick cleanup without waking mummybot so that feels good, time for another part of the flip story

>>7664

No more like soldering cables

>>7663

Thanks will do

>tfw severely depressed

Okay NEETs here's another little part of the story of me and the flip

>year 8

>two years before the glasses incident

>lucnhtime one day

>walking through the quad alone

>suddenly flip comes up

>asks me for money

>told him I don't have any

>this wasn't true as I had $10 on me

>flip starts kicking me

>start trying to hit him in the nose with the heel of hand like my grandfather taught me to

>flip is very short and keeps ducking

>so I keep missing

>suddenly a Tongan kid in my class sees metrying to fight him off

>his name was David

>comes up and grabs him by the neck

>pushes him against the wall

>tells him to leave me alone

>said that he would knock him out if he bothered me again

>after school that day

>David asks if I wanted to walk home with him >he lived nearby and would usually take a similar route to me

>sto[[ed by at a maccas on the way

>I bought him and I a cheeseburger and drink with that $10

David and I were sort of friends untill he moved back to Sydney a year later, that's when my troubles with the half abo kid, cricketchad and later the flip began

>>7666

>tfw severely impressed with those digits

>>7668

>>7666

Four 7's soon shit

>>7665

What goon are you drinking?

>>7663

kek'd

>>7666

>tfw not depressed as usual because escapism occupies my mind

>>7670

Sonata estate soft fruity white, my favourite while listening to this

>>7667

David seems like a nice bloke. You think if he didn't move you and him would have teamed up and BTFO'd the cricketchad and co?

>>7673

I think at the very least he would have gotten them to leave me alone

>>7672

Is sonata estate any good? How does it compare to golden oak?

>>7675

The white ones are nice but the red is awful, can't notice much of a difference aside from the price otherwise

Good night, my only friends

>>7676

Might get some then, I read the dan reviews too. The last red goon I had I threw up all over my bed

>>7677

Nighty night neet

>>7677

Goodnight NEET

>>7678

>The last red goon I had I threw up all over my bed

Sounds a lot like the tawny goon some neet was shilling a few weeks back, I bought a cask and ended up throwing up the butter chicken ready made dinner and the goon all over my bedroom for, luckily mummybot believed my story of it being food poisoning, She knows that I like to drink but not to what extent and I'd like to keep it that way

>>7680

>>7680

>Sounds a lot like the tawny goon some neet was shilling a few weeks back, I bought a cask and ended up throwing up the butter chicken ready made dinner and the goon all over my bedroom for, luckily mummybot believed my story of it being food poisoning, She knows that I like to drink but not to what extent and I'd like to keep it that way

Never had tawny before, what is the difference between it and normal wine?

>>7681

one makes you throw up ready made butter chicken and the other doesnt, i guess

>>7681

Tawny is usally between 17 and 20 alcohol percentage

>>7682

Yeah, my mistake was that I treated it as normal goon and had about 10 standard drinks in a half hour period, big mistake

>>7684

It's so sweet sometimes you can't stop yourself though

>>7685

Yeah that's the issue it's so sweet you can't taste the alcohol, ever since then I haven't been able to have anything sweet and alcoholic because it reminds me of that horrible experience, for example I had a rum and coke on Friday night and it just reminded me of that night with that cask

>>7684

>>7685

Should I get some Tawny (what brands for a NEET?) or sonata estate

Or both and be a bad boy

>>7687

I'd say get sonata estate because the tawny gets you really fucked up, I got the renmano tawny if you must know

>>7687

I'd say get the tawny because it gets you really fucked up lol

Goodnight NEETs

>>7690

oyasumi neet-kun ~~~!!

>>7689

>>7688

Will report back next time I go to Dan's

>>7690

night

>>7635

Meeting people from the internet isn't the best sign of sanity.

>>7646

You have the best memory NEET.

>>7648

Happy birthday friend.

>>7655

She looks like a dominator, I'd be scared to get ay closed too.

>>7660

Is this Adelaide?

The weather is really strange, light drizzle, still hot and humid and lightning.

Bit fnny about going fishing tbh

>>7667

>I bought him and I a cheeseburger and drink with that $10

That's sweet and only right.

David's a good cunt.

OK, I've had my coffee, shitty instant coffee. I'm used to the finer things these days with my array of coffee machines. Fuck it's early and I couldn't get to sleep til after 12.

See you when I get back.

Morning NEETs,

Can the BO please delete these non-NEET gen threads. We agreed on the rules and one thread is simply arguing against them during his sperg out. The next thread is dead about about someone who is going to become homeless, which I think could be posted in these threads with updates provided when he needs more support/advice.

I know this has already been posted but it really pisses me off to open up /ausneets/ and see a massive sperg out over the rules. Sounds like someone from /aus/ as we discussed the rules in the first threads and it doesn't sound like he was there. Ban him and delete the cancer that is clogging this board

>>7700

Morning

>>7635

I'm from SA and I wouldn't meet anyone from here just to be safe. Are you the guy who was filming a video in the cemetary and the garden? I like you.

>>7699

Look forward to hearing how it went mate.

>>7703

>just to be safe

Safe from what? I do not understand these concerns. The thing we need to be safe from is a life of loneliness.

I have met two people from the internet over the years. Neither became lasting friends but nothing dramatic happened either. I am glad I met them. I do not know what people are so afraid of.

>>7709

I think it would be pretty sketchy meeting someone off the internet.

>>7710

>sketchy

A meaningless word. The trick is you make your first contact with them on the internet, but then you learn more about them and you realise you have real things in common and that they are not some sort of alien "internet person" but just a normal person and then you go meet them and this impression is confirmed and you are both just normal people.

There is nothing "sketchy" involved. What does that even mean?

Woke up a bit tense because of the job interview, think I might have a want to calm down before I leave

>tfw woke up 24 and depressed

>>7712

Good luck with your interview anon.

>>7708

I agree as I've said before it belongs on /aus/, we are /ausneets/

>>7712

What's the interview for? I never got nervous with interviews because they're so formal and structured they appeal to my spergy sense of order. Plus as long as you do research and ask a few questions at the end and make eye contact it's pretty hard to be worse or any memorable than the pajeet or dumb chick that knew nothing or did something inappropriate.

>brutal old school thrash/death with christian overtones

>>7713

Did you see me wish you happy birthday around midnight

Anyways happy birthday

>>7694

I put it in a calendar

>>7721

Will do

>>7719

I see you good taste.

>>7716

What if someone starts a new thread specifically related to an aspect of the NEET life?

>>7725

I get your point but still seems like something that may as just be in the general to begin with

I have always liked my music soft, not hard. I like acoustic guitar songs and stuff like that.

>>7725

I think if it's NEET related it should be fine, however this is what we have these threads for too, any number of issues surrounding NEETdom can be spoken about in these threads.

>>7726

Yes I agree generally. What may happen is someone starts a thread outside of the General because they want to discuss something away from the hustle and bustle and shitposting of the general though. I do not know what we should do then.

>tfw just had a birthday wank

>>7717

thank you

>>7730

Did it feel any different?

>>7711

It's a case of here that we have people that normalfags think are extreme so you run into some risk into running into an ASIO, or something who wants to get you caught up in his plan

Me personally I seem to inferior in comared to the true alphas I see populate this thread

>>7732

Looks interesting. I love garlic bread but I prefer it can be a bit soft and undercooked in the middle of the slice sometimes.

>>7734

Coincidentally I hadn't fapped for 3 days. I had a pretty good session. Did a big cum. Had the energy to stand up and cum on my desk.

>>7735

ASIO is not setting up stings on /ausneets/ fishing trips mate.

>>7737

Where do you usually cum?

>>7739

over my belly and just into my pubic depending on the strength of the cum blast. Then I kind of wipe it with my undies/shirt and get changed.

>>7735

>true alphas I see populate this thread

lol there are no alphas here. Most people seem pretty nice.

>>7738

>bunch of ex army and AFP guys all wearing wires spending thousands of tax payer dollars on renting a big cruiser to take a bunch of laidback larrikins fishing and drinking Little Lambs

just wait until 4 Corners hears about this

>>7740

>strength of the cum blast

jesus christ kek

Uh oh

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/man-accused-of-stealing-cheesecake-in-his-pants-ng-b88720949z

>>7741

Compared to me they are

>>7745

Some of them just put up a front online. In person they would be kittens.

>>7744

Meth heads should be shot

>>7746

I mean in terms of looks

>>7744

Why did he steal cheesecake NEET

>>7750

Kek

>>7748

You aren't going on a date mate.

>>7752

I know women think I'm too ugly

>>7753

Are you fat?

>>7754

No I'm a soyboy freak

>>7744

I can't believe Cheesy has fallen this low, what went wrong?

>>7756

Nah cheesy is the one inside the other guys pants

>>7755

Get a nice haircut, take care of your hygiene and you will be fine.

what should i have for lunch today, niggas?

>>7758

No I have haircuts a lot that means nothing

I feel unable to do anything

>>7759

A meat pie

Waiting for my cenno phone appointment today, not gonna fuck it up like last week

>>7724

just heard about them on 4/mu/'s /metal/ general and checked out their first two albums, p brutal for the time period they came out in

>>7763

Good luck m8.

>>7763

Godspeed nk

>>7755

post a pic of yourself doing the numale gapegrin

>>7767

No

Neetking, what vape should I get?

Where can I get nicotine juice from?

>>7769

when it comes to what vape you should get, your mileage will vary with any suggestion, it all comes down to personal preference. Your best bet is going to a vape shop near you and asking them what they would suggest out of their inventory. You should be able to get juice at the same shop though I dunno if it's different in australia.

Alright NEETs just got back from my interview, didn't spill much spaghetti, I hope I get the job because I really need the money and it's one with little interaction with others so good for a socially retarded NEET like me

>>7769

I got this one to begin with

https://www.innokin.com/vaporizers/endura-t22/

It's easy to use and reminds me of smoking

>>7771

I am glad it went well mate. Good luck.

>>7771

Did you wash your cumdies before the interview?

>>7772

How often do you vape nicotine NK?

>>7773

Thanks

>>7774

Thanks even more chucked on a new pair

Cheesecake gf 2018 and Dan's for all

>>7777

I hope quads is powerful enough for that but I'm not sure.

>>7775

All the time, don't smoke ciggies much anymore

>>7779

Do you get much of a head rush?

>>7780

I've been smoking too long to get head rushes

I just got back from viewing a place a few suburbs away, it was pretty average. No Aircon or ceiling fan in the rooms, had Internet though

>>7761

Had an Italian BMT from Subway with cheese, salt & pepper and NO SALAD. Cute gril who smiled last time wasn't there today. Today's sandwich artiste looked at me like I was a fuckwit when I said no salad.

>>7781

Why do you keep doing it?

>>7782

Was it a sharehouse?

>>7783

I am always surprised to hear that Subway still exists.

>>7786

People are too lazy to buy a loaf of bread and some sandwich ingredients I guess…

>>7782

Did it have a goon cave?

>>7785

Yeah, just the owner living in it though, he said he'd be living in a caravan out the back eventually and I'd basically have the place to myself mostly. He said he'd prefer having just another two people living in the house and he was having other people look at the rooms today and he'd let me know

>>7789

Probably wants a house full of bitches open to a dicking in leiu of rent.

There are probably cameras hidden in the smoke detectors.

I don't think I could ever live in a sharehouse.

>>7792

You would get used to it after a while.

>>7784

Because I'm addicted to nicotine

Gave EB games some of my shekels for the first time in 5 years today because I saw they had a 2 for one deal on a few games so I couldn't resist, going home now where I'm sure mummybot awaits with a million questions about my interview

>>7795

punch her in the cunt

>>7794

I am never trimming my pubes again. Still feels weird every time I touch my dick just to take a piss.

>>7799

Imagine being some poor girl living in a house gull of Pajeets. You would need to keep your knickers locked up at all times.

>>7800

They'd try shitting in her cunt

>>7799

Probably gooks

>>7793

Used to being ignored, resented and despised?

>>7803

I am already used to that.

>>7703

Nah that's me, I made a new video today. It'll probably be uploaded by tomorrow judging by how long the last one took.

>>7706

Went fucking shit.

The tide was too strong at Semaphore and my squid jigs are too small to get weighted down so it just floated on top so I went to birkenhead (near the pub for you SA NEETs) and used a lure because I didn't bring bait (I just wanted to go squidding) and that was too light too and just floated. I could've fucked about and put sinkers on but I didn't know if it should've been a lose sinker and there were a couple of people who looked like they knew what they were doing using actual bait and I just couldn't be fucked so I ran away. Drove up grand junction rd and ended up in gumeracha with no fuel and that cunt of a town has no petrol station, made it to birdwood on fumes.

Then I just bummed around for a few hours looking at cemeteries.

>>7805

>>7806

Strewth mate sounds like a bit of a rough day. did you have your large friend with you?

>>7708

How do you use it?

>>7807

Yeah, I made him talk to you guys while he was high.

>>7713

Happy birthday mate, hope you are having a nice day.

Did you get anything?

>>7797

you should of pirated them

>>7809

I hope your recent sadness didn't make you feel tempted to indulge in any of your old vices.

>>7815

Turn it off

>>7722

It's nice to know you care.

>>7729

> the hustle and bustle and shitposting of the general

There are no shitposts NEET. Just hard truths you are unwilling to accept.

>>7801

Her knicker drawer would become a designated shitting drawer

>>7771

Good luck mate, what job is it for?

>>7777

Worthy.

>>7787

>I guess…

You guessed right.

>>7791

He'll turn them off once he sees cleanstoves antics.

>>7794

Get on the mints cunt.

>>7823

Technicians position at a warehouse doing electrical shit

>>7798

Appropriate reply to nk's addiction post.

>>7771

Were they impressed with you

>>7828

That's fucking good, best of luck man. Do you have a sparky ticket?

>>7826

Probably invite him into the caravan to clean the kitchenette

>>7811

Just watched the vid, you can hear him alright but I quizzed him on shit that I'd already heard him talk about so it's just basically me baiting him.

The downside is that I taped it on top of a hill and it's windy. Didn't seem that bad at the time but the mic picked it up heaps.

>>7814

Tempted but I didn't act on it.

>>7815

How do you use this?

>>7835

Good deal on the esky

>>7835

Is that esky for this weekend's Australia Day celebration at the beach with all your mates and gf's?

testing how to turn off the paint thing.

>>7787

We lonely males go there to have a qt grill smile at us and ask how our day has been while evoking that sense of male-dominance as she makes a meal for you. It's the closest most of us going to get to having a subservient gf/wife.

>>7842

I hadn't thought of it like that. You are probably quite correct.

what sort of fishing rod and reel do you need if you just want to fish off a jetty? I pressume the really big ones are for surf fishing or catching big game fish off the back of a boat?

>>7847

Any really. I got a deal that was rod, reel and a 500 piece tackle box for $90 and the guy said that it can be used for pretty much anything.

It's sort of a "get started" rod so it'd break if i was trying to catch something huge but I just want it for jetty and river fishing.

>>7851

Fishing is a bit of a meme, I have a $30 Kmart rod and just have a sinker with a uniknot to a swivel then 1.2m of line to a pink 3-4cm lure and catch more than my friend who has a big fancy set up with fancy knots and expensive gear, I only ever catch flathead though

>>7851

>>7854

Thanks blokes, that's what I was hoping was the answer.

>>7847

Really big ones are for beach and rock fishing, anything else you don't need anything more than 7ft

>>7854

Yeah, my mate who i went with today only took a second hand rod and got a $20 tackle box

Most of the shit in it i'll probably never use but I didn't have anything so i decided to get the pack that had it all.

I had a mate who had a funny stick (I think that's what they're called - the ones for catching marlin and bid shit) and he caught more off of a $30 rod.

A $30 kmart rod is still a good quality rod though. You can get a jarvis walker one for that much.

>>7859

Ugly stick maybe?

I'm legitimately surprised that this board has managed to keep a pretty much 99% australian flag population. Have some slam.

I'm not sure about this paint thing, I like to make people think that every post could potentially from a different NEET.

>>7866

It's a shit feature and I hope it goes away soon.

alright lads, is your butter situation still fucked?

>>7873

You have to close it at the top of the page.

BO should delete this shit.

>>7876

Depends, what happened m8?

>>7876

Please give details and take a pic

>>7879

Now you dont have that neither.

>>7880

I didn't like it either

how are you guys coping this summer? I'm a bit relieved we're over the half way mark now at least.

>>7872

With something like coffee it is always best to pay the extra for quality.

The TV is not fine. The screen is cracked it is completely ruined. I have taken it out to the shed so that I will not have to look at it again ever in my life save for the one time I see it when I throw it out.

>>7882

>we're over the half way

Where does the time go?

>>7885

> The screen is cracked

fuck, how?

>>7887

I don't want to talk about it.

Why are some doctors cunts?

I eventually spilled my spaghetti while in the doctors office. I talked about how I cannot get to sleep while waking up early and the fact that I help nannybot daily while trying to look for work. I asked if I can get more benzos to help me sleep that in itself was an uphill battle then I asked for a Cenno certificate. Very, very determine not to give one. The spaghetti eventually came out all the floor when I mentioned a family member this morning had been on a head collision. Thankfully the truck crushed the empty passenger side not the driver side even though the car is a total write off and they were mostly ok accept for deep cuts that may require surgery. Thanks for the laughs with the Dan memes today, really helped

>>7888

Does it have anything to do with the mount?

>>7889

I'm truly sorry to hear that. Are the cuts in places that can be covered?

>>7891

My father should never have mounted my mother. That was the only mount problem involved.

I was careless when carrying the TV from one part of the room to another and ended up stacking it and fucking the TV quite spectacularly.

>>7888

Can you claim you unboxed it like that?

Or claim it on Mummybot's contents insurance?

>>7878

This isn't an erotic story.

>>7894

No and no. I am done with it. I am confessing what happened here on the thread so people won't ask about it in the future, and then I am repressing the memories of it and going on with my life and never thinking about it again.

>>7893

I feel the ree's emitting from the screen

>>7895

Depends on what you're into.

Different strokes matey

>>7898

I am genuinely sorry this has happened to you.

>>7898

say immigrants did a home invasion and the telly got smashed while you were fighting them off

>>7899

>Different strokes matey

sorry, that was in poor taste.

I wont bring up the tv again. I can only imagine how fucked i'd feel if that happened to me.

>>7892

Thank you NEET for your kind words, deep cut on the hand and knee swollen. Thankfully no other damage, I am just grateful that no one else was in the car, they said the passenger side was really compressed and that would have been a fatality/serious accident if her teenage children were in the car. I have been crying all afternoon, it has hit me hard but I seem to be in tip top shape according to that doctor to work. I am fit for work…

>>7901

Yeah, add creating a public mischief and lying the police to his already fucked week.

>>7907

Cutting your pecker off has never been so rewarding.

>>7903

I have a friend who recently was in a crash too (not family so it didnt hit me that hard) but she cut from between her eyes to her scalp and that is so difficult, especially for a woman.

Not belittling what happened to your family member btw just lucky it is in places that can be hidden.

>>7907

Being a driver in that position is still a cunt of a job. While the average NEET mobile can travel up to 110km/h these drivers often need to drive in a convoy at slow speeds. It takes hours and even days to get to a location according to a former army guy I talked to. The job also requires you to change tires truck tires if you are on your own (((would you do it for a poor female))) If you can handle slowly moving from destination to destination and the generally fuckery from other people in the army then it is he job for you. People with dicks should not apply

using a torch lighter to vaporise the weed resin in this bowl, it looks bad but it works, damnit.

>>7911

Cook it from underneath so it smolders for longer.

>>7909

I got the call when fucking waiting for Cenno to pick up the phone. The exact impact on her life is not know but thankfully there was no damage to the brain or lose of limbs. She is very lucky, as the car did its job before the impact and took most of the damage. The doctors visit really pissed me off and really topped the day off for me today. Hopefully tomorrow is a new day

>>7912

You sound like a veteran.

>>7913

>The exact impact on her life

That swollen knee sounds like it could be a long term thing but there's no point worrying over it, it's done.

Hope she has a speedy, full recovery.

>>7914

I've had a bit of experience in that field.

I used to be able to smoke an oz in an hour and make half a bag last a week.

>>7911

Junkie, should inject that with some goon

>>7898

That sucks m8, I've still got my 32 inch telly from 2009 that I use as a monitor, it's well on it's way out, I've had times where it's emitted a really loud noise for the whole time it's been on, the screen flickers sometimes and shit too, I've never bothered to buy a legit monitor as I don't game at all so I don't really need one

I think it would be best if trips were used more rarely.

>>7919

Why's that mate?

>>7919

80 more posts after your one until I get trips

>>7923

Some people call me the space cowboy.

>>7924

You just posted a different song from that band recently I think.

>>7925

Yeah, their bassist is bloody good.

>>7926

Do you still have dreams of being a rock star?

>>7927

I know those feels. I have no solutions though.

>>7928

Occasionally. I decided to live the rock star life before the band made it there. We had a real opportunity and I kind of blew it by being a pothead.

>>7930

I never touched a drug in my life and still managed to blow every opportunity I ever had.

>>7929

Just keep applying for jobs, apply for as many as you can, also apply outside of your normal area too

>>7931

you never touched goon?

>>7933

No never liked feeling drunk.

>>7932

I have been applying for jobs, keep getting nothing though.

I'm not competitive for the proper career sort of jobs and the minimum wage jobs I just hear nothing back. I've been thinking of just taking my Uni qualification and extra curriculars off my resume and dumbing everything down and adopting the more ethnic nickname of my full name so I am non-white presenting given they probably just want a PoC who will be subservient and not speak out against bullshit policies and won't toe the line I reckon. Maybe that's just conspiracies though, I think a lot of employers feel that they can treat immigrants shittier though due to them being more desperate for work and coming from cultures with more of a power distance so they prefer them.

>>7934

>tfw never been drunk

>>7935

I applied for about 2000+ jobs before I found mine

I also drove thousands of kilometers in interviews and mainly got my job because the boss was impressed how far I drove

then again I suppose your issue is that you have a Uni degree so you forced yourself into a field making it harder for yourself

>>7937

Why not?

>>7936

I doubt it Dan.

>>7938

I'd have had a complete breakdown and killed myself well before the 2000th rejection.

>>7941

>IKTF

>>7938

Maybe you can apply gay escort/hooker service too for old rich men they'll give you tips too.

>>7941

I barely got rejected I just got ignored

>>7944

What are you doing Barbosa

>>7938

How did you even keep track of so many? 2,000 is pretty incredible, over what duration did you get through so many applications?

>>7947

It's just a guess seeing as I did about 40 a week for a year

>>7939

>>7940

>>7942

partly fitNEET, partly just had 0 friends in high school and got anxiety with parties and all that normie stuff

>>7950

I was like that too

It's never too late to start

>>7946

I'm Noob Trolling thru 7 proxies.

>>7952

ah

Who needs to be job searching anyway, it's all fake jobs anyway, Save some money do some crypto investing and hold.

>>7953

I'm using Nordvpn vpn proxy thru Chromium browser, it's pretty fast.

>>7957

goon and man in man go hand in hand i do believe

>>7958

Why booze is so expensive in Australia anyway?

>>7956

I actually saw an ad for nordvpn on television today

>>7959

Politicians raising the taxes

>>7961

nordvpn

>>7962

M U L L V A D

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Primitive Technology is the comfiest shit on the entire internet.

I haven't watched any of his stuff in 6 months, he has a bunch of new stuff now.

>>7964

I enjoy it too, but he is being a bit repetitive lately.

I heard someone say he fakes it because he goes shirtless but doesn't have much of a tan. He never shows time lapses of him doing the work, just small parts of him working, so he could be using modern tools to do most of the work.

TV NEET:

Consider getting a repair quote for that TV. The electronics should be fine still, just the LCD that is fucked. It will still cost you $500 or more, but it's better than just writing off $2k.

I can only imagine how long that took to save for.

>>7967

Onahole

>>7967

replacement TV

>>7967

Drugs.

>>7967

Breatho

>>7967

goon

>>7966

I am too embarrassed to have it repaired. I just want the whole thing over with.

The money was not a problem. I had too much and nothing to spend it on.

>>7973

People break shit all the time, mate. You're not going to get the third degree about how it happened.

>>7974

He's right, blame it on a cheap normie handyman called Davo

>>7974

I have very serious anxiety problems. I can barely get myself to Woolies to do the shopping these days.

>>7975

If you ride upon the tiger, you can never get off

>>7977

take a benzo and fighto, mang. you've gotta get that tv repaired

>>7975

you better ride the tiger with your dick

>>7979

Ask the TV smasher, he seems to be ok with throwing away 2k

>>7980

I am never looking at that TV again for as long as I live.

>>7979

Have a goon

>>7983

have a wank

>>7983

If you fuck a hooker at home and she dies you can't just stuff her in the shed and pretend it didn't happen.

>>7986

Yes you can.

>>7708

oh no, i missed oeki

>>7975

What is it about? is it good?

>>7989

>what is it about

it's about nihilist philosophy

yuck !

>>7990

Niles was that gay looking guy on Frasier, right?

>>7991

yeah, the title is a reference to niles riding his boyfriend's very large penis, which they nicknamed "tora" or tiger

>>7992

I wish I had a very large penis with a cool nickname.

>>7993

I crown your penis Cunt Shrek

Fucking hell, mummybot is just chewing my head off, I was planning to go to the gym but now I don't feel like it after all her carrying on

>>7995

Get her to put things in perspective: Tell her one of your peers smashed a $2k TV and hid it in the shed.

>>7995

What set her off this time?

>>7995

Have a wank

>>7998

and make mummybot watch.

anime

>>8000

Could have done better

>>7996

I should give her that line

>>7997

Whining about cleaning the house or something stupid like that

>>7998

Maybe I should

>>8003

I have two tabs open with my picture of Dan ready when I check em

>>8004

onya, Dan

>>7989

Copy pasted from Amazon:

The organizations and institutions that, in a traditional civilization and society, would have allowed an individual to realize himself completely, to defend the principal values he recognizes as his own, and to structure his life in a clear and unambiguous way, no longer exist in the contemporary world. Everything that has come to predominate in the modern world is the direct antithesis of the world of Tradition, in which a society is ruled by principles that transcend the merely human and transitory.

Ride the Tiger presents an implacable criticism of the idols, structures, theories, and illusions of our dissolute age examined in the light of the inner teachings of indestructible Tradition. Evola identifies the type of human capable of “riding the tiger,” who may transform destructive processes into inner liberation. He offers hope for those who wish to reembrace Traditionalism.

So what do I get for dinner? I'm thinking of making another pizza.

>>8006

Pair that pizza with a cup of goon

>>8007

Need a litre of goon before facing that pile of run-on sentence shit.

>>8008

haha

boob

hah

>>8009

I don't get it.

>>8008

It's good they come in several litre sacks for your enjoyment

>>8009

>>8010

Oh wait yes I do. 8008 = boob

>>8012

I thought he was implying I was too dumb to read intellectual texts.

>>8013

>too dumb to understand my intellectual post

haha you boob

>>8013

would he have been wrong?

>>8015

I don't want to get into some kind of /r/iamreallysmart dick waving argument, but I'd like to think I'm of reasonable intelligence and read a few books. I've mentioned _Notes_from_Underground and Les_Miserables in the last week.

>>8017

Is that you

What a Handsome man you are

>>8017

Which one?