/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

MONARO

XMR

BULLIED

>>8348

I just parked in the same place

SYDNEY

I got bullied at school but I also bullied some poor cunts too. Feels shameful man.

>>8357

ah, fair enough I often have a spot I like to park at and ree when it's taken

The teacher that got me into computer programming in 1993 was jailed in 2017 for being a paedo.

>>8360

you're a falied normie with your facebook frog you fuck.

>>8362

Did you ever see any sign of it?

>>8363

maek lik a lefe and lefe

>>8363

Go away troll.

>>8359

I never bullied anybody, but I did think I was better than the other bullied kids and nerds and preferred to isolate myself completely. During year 11 and 12 I reckon I had a few weeks where I didn't speak to anybody even once during the school week.

>>8362

The girl that made fun of my friend in the year below ended up killing 2 people in a car crash

spooky

>>8364

Nope.

>>8369

Being a Stacey female probably got off with a suspended sentence.

>>8368

This was very similar to my experience, as the years went on I became more and more antisocial and didn't even turn up to half my classes, my teachers didn't care because I actually did my work and my assessments and exam marks were quite good. I remember just playing with sticks and leaves like a retard under a tree with all the other spergs and failed normies in silence as the one fob always stunk the place up with his curried fish shit, it was like that for 3 entire years

>>8360

>that time when you bit a kid and got suspended

>That time year 12 people put fish under the sports building

>That time some dodgy cunt stole something a disabled kid made in metal

>that time that I actually did something of note and in an assembly where the school was pointing out recent sporting successes they ignored me

>that time I was an annoying cunt **That was many times

>that time when some other kid found someones weed stash, weed kid found out, ran around the school eating weed and also lead to drug busts to the grower, who also might of made meth I dunno

A bit the same for me, seemed liked a lot of the notable events involved me being a spastic

>>8372

I spent every recess and lunch in the reference section of the library (were nobody went) reading.

At max now and there's a family with a junkie looking dad

>>8363

A fucking Leaf

>>8375

>tfw even junkies reproduce and yet you will leave the world with no legacy left behind.

>>8369

She probably was drunk too

>>8377

Having children is not an achievement, but it may create a legacy of junkies if that floats your boat

Remembering all this bullying me prompted me to duck out and get some comfort food from HJs.

>>8379

In the current year it is

>>8380

I should get some weights at some point

>tfw I start work on Thursday

FUUUUUUUAAAAAARRRRK

>>8380

Keep up the good work don't forget to post picture of those hairy legs/arms

>>8382

Go blow your load in a fat prostitute

Was only in max for 5 minutes and the staff don't remember me, I'm in stream A so they can't touch me for 3 months

>>8385

Too poor for that and also everything I've heard about prostitutes here is bad

>>8386

So does that mean you don't need to go there for a while?

That's good

>>8381

I know those feels. I am scarred for life from the school bullying and still have to deal with the memories popping up all the time.

>>8387

unfortuantally I'm at mumbots today, moving tommorow so I can't drink

I'll drink on Thursday once I finish work, Australia day is the day after

>>8386

>the staff don't remember me

Your abuse of telling them to get fucked was probably one of the many interactions of abuse on a daily basis

>>8388

Go have a wank instead

>>8383

You should. Basic lifting is really easy, doesn't take long, and the results are great. It is a very good effort to reward ratio. I wish I had started much sooner.

>>8392

ok

>>8393

this tbh. if you start out skinnyfat its remarkable how little effort it takes you maybe 2 times a week to fool normies into thinking you're /fit/

>>8393

So for a scrawny skeleton would you suggest starting at 5kg or 10kg

>>8386

>stream A

You are "Job Ready" then NEET. Congratulations.

>>8397

you got it

Also good news Dan,

my new place is closer to Dans

>>8399

>you got it

Do not go overboard and congratulations on the new move closer to Dan's

>>8400

>do not go overboard

Got it, only one and a half liters of goon not 2

>>8396

Start at whatever feels a little bit difficult but not too difficult. You just need to do a bit of trial and error. 5kg is really light.

>>8402

So would I just be able to tell by picking it up at the store

>>8398

>You are "Job Ready" then NEET.

How do get in the B and C stream? Do you have to be really be fucked up and slurring your words during the phone appointment to get that jobs stream?

>>8403

Buy a dumbbell and weight set that is adjustable, so you can add more weight when you need to.

King of skeletons here

>can one leg squat and one hand pushup

>only weigh 1kg more than when I started

>metabolism way too fast and shows no signs of slowing

>even though I can go along time without eating

I definitely get stronger but not heavier

>>8403

>>8405

Something like this:

https://www.target.com.au/p/target-active-adjustable-dumbell-set-2-kg/56963267

>>8406

All Hail NEETKing

>tfw at the gym

>>8408

What an odd remark.

>>8409

>training

>not in… training

n a n d e s u k a?

>>8409

Post pics of your favourite PG Rated muscle please.

Go to the gym instead and do comp exercises: https://stronglifts.com/5x5/

Stronglifts did the most for me, ditch the dumbbells.

>>8413

I have found when getting someone into lifting it is best to start them off in as small and unintimidating way as possible. Dumbbells are a great way to start because you can order them online and do them in the privacy of your NEET cave.

Once you have been lifting the dumbbells for a few months you can think about going to the next level at the gym.

>>8320

>unless it possible to buy an item now below the current price

We're still selling gas to China for 6c a liter, maybe Rudd knew something the rest of us didn't

>>8327

>IKTF

Me too, I love you guys but at the same time I'm shit scared of you.

The level of reverence exceeds what is appropriate for even irl folks let alone online people

I was bullied too, I even changed schools because of it from a private school to a public one in year 7, I had fuck all friends from year 7 to 9 where I met a bloke in an IT class that turned into one of my best mates, we rarely hang out these days but we're still close, when I was in high school I used to just go to the toilet and close the door and wait for lunch to be over sometimes.

>>8415

What are you scared of us for? what do you think could happen?

>>8398

I'm stream C

A fucking failure at existence.

>>8419

That is a very negative remark about yourself.

>>8415

>We're still selling gas to China for 6c a liter, maybe Rudd knew something the rest of us didn't

Have you got a source for this, as I am interested in this. I know we are selling LNG to Japan for below the spot price but that figure for China seems excessively low

>>8416

How long has it been since you last contacted him?

>>8417

RARE

>>8416

Were you bullied in high school?

>>8419

>I'm stream C

Were you provided a reason as to why?

>>8420

>afraid people will be rupulsed by your body when you go in to get your ticker dickered with

your body will be alot more repulsive when they find you if you die of a heart attack, neet just fucking go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8426

Ask for a second opinion and explain the continued discomfort. Did you see a specialist doctor in there? Has anyone in your family had a heart attack?

>>8422

29th December

>>8423

Yeah, from year 7 when I fist started high school I was fat but not tall and copped heaps of shit.

I got a growth spurt during year 8 and no cunt fucked with me from then on

>>8426

get a second opinion from another doctor m9

either the first one is bad and you find out there's a real problem or the second one corroborates the first assessment and you won't have to worry about it any more

>>8428

>29th December

This year? If so that's not too long, but last year is getting longer and beyond that is getting out of contact. If you have his email address, you could talk to him that way

>>8429

> water heater

We call them a hot water service here seppo.

>>8431

We're friends on facebook tbh he's what you would expect from a normal person my age, goes out clubbing, confident, drinks, slays bitches on tinder

>>8433

It's the fact that it's ongoing. My nannybot had a major heart attack confirmed by a specalist and walked the next morning to the ambulance from her place. Explain what you have done, you might need to a better quality scan to see if there is something else causing it.

>>8434

I was going to say send him a message, but that site is very informal and I would not know where to begin beyond saying hi

>>8429

>Brendan Fraiser Naked

hmm

>>8429

Will mummybot pay for the plumber?

>>8437

Should have used have a spoiler image, sorry very spooky

>>8438

Probably go halves

I wonder how Brendan would have turned out if he didn't get with that bitch and had to pay all that alimony, all that stress would have certainly made his hair fall out like it has, imagine how much of a fucking chad he'd still be today like in The Mummy instead of the shadow of his former self he is now

>>8440

That's rough

>>8441

it's a reminder to us all

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>8443

>I explained in great detail how I am a fucking shitcunt

I do not understand this. From what I see on here you are an absolute top cunt. You usually have a really positive attitude which I like too.

What is going on mate?

>>8440

Have you tried repairs? Its usually some crap wire or fuse or clogged pipe if you have hard water.

>>8429

I musn't have been paying attention, what happened with the delivery job?

>>8443

>she took grasp and I'm booked in to see a new shrink.

Good job on telling her so

>Haven't seen one in a few years and this one is just a councilor or some shit.

Do not talk to anyone like that, as anyone can become a councilor easily compared to a psychologist. A psychologist has more training and new psychologists have to undergo a lot of bullshit to get registered. Anyone that goes through that much effort is dedicated and more caring that someone who completed a course with some practical experience to become a councilor

>Thinking of becoming a Hindu so I can get a restart.

Only if you have a goon and a few wank before hand. You still need to be contempt with this choice the next morning

>Decided to go get cheap out of date food to binge on,

What is it?

>This is the deal but it doesn't say about it being locked in at 6c for 20 years.

Thanks for the clarification

>>8447

NK has been a bit vague about what happened with his two jobs.

>>8449

I think he either got fired, sperged out or is in a funk.

>>8450

> is in a funk.

A funk of a trunk in a truck?

>>8451

>A funk of a trunk in a truck?

What?

>>8445

>What is going on mate?

I think it's the mum's side of the family shit and I don't know. I had an uncle die of cancer last year and one is terminal with it now. I don't fucking know.

>>8448

>Good job on telling her so

I didn't mean to it started with me telling her how I like cleaning because I can avoid cunts while working and then she said because of my physical condition I'm going to cripple myself further, then that fucking made me sperg out about if I was an employer I wouldn't hire a nearly 30 year old crippled faggot with fuck all experience and mental disorders and I'm happy taking painkillers everyday.

>>8448

>Do not talk to anyone like that,

Yeah I was under the impression it was an actual shrink and i was sweating just saying yes but she kept talking and making me stay there.

tbh she probably couldn't tell what was going on as I'm good at hiding shit and laugh about retarded shit to hide that everything hurts.

>with this choice the next morning

somehow I got rope while in the cheap food place, I think my brain knows what it's doing I'm just playing along and dragging my feet

>What is it?

Rite Price sells out of date and overstocked food, there's chips, crackers, chocolate, soup and rice sticks

I'll be right soon enough this shit passes usually, sometimes or something./

>>8452

He's been a bit overly depressed in his posts as of late so I think theres shit up but I don't know how to talk and he'll tell us if he wants to.

>>8454

Yeah you could see it slowly happening. He is back in the bucket now.

>>8455

Don't do anything stupid please mate.

>>8446

Nah this is beyond me

>>8455

rope is a shit way to go about it m8. i've been contemplating a quick slash to my radial artery

>>8449

Quit the delivery job and the real estate job is slow atm, been applying for warehouse jobs lately but trying to avoid winding up in a shit place

>>8459

You can slash whatever artery you like mate, but there is no way I will tolerate losing CruiseNEET from the NEET General. Don't even think about it.

>>8455

You can tie people up with that

>>8460

Why did you quit mate?

>>8453

>30 year old crippled faggot with fuck all experience and mental disorders and I'm happy taking painkillers everyday.

Just remember it's Cenno bullshit. If you feel that you are coping OK with a job that you are happy to do that is all that matters

> i was sweating just saying yes but she kept talking and making me stay there.

IKTF

>somehow I got rope while in the cheap food place,

Put it away

> i was sweating just saying yes but she kept talking and making me stay there.

It will, keep at it. I am feeling better than yesterday after my very shit day

>>8459

BAD NEET

Do not say those sad things

>>8463

Raises a good point for a use for the rope

>>8453

What is happening with your gf situation m8? You always seem to be cooking meals for one.

>>8459

rip my arms up with rose thorns to hide the hole and then inject myself with an empty syringe.

saves family confirming suspicions

>>8467

Do not say things like that please. I am feeling upset now.

>>8463

then tie them to my toe ball and go drifting

>>8469

That's the spirit.

>>8467

your family probably saw this coming a mile away so I don't think you need any elaborate plans. Same for all of us.

>>8472

>I don't think you need any elaborate plans. Same for all of u

To get on the DSP and live the NEET dream?

>>8465

>it's Cenno bullshit.

Yeah, I signed up for it though. I dont even need to look for work.

I'm a retard.

>>8465

>after my very shit day

how's she going? did she have to stay over night?

>>8466

Still good, she's good. I couldn't really do this shit I'm saying because she is about and my family would lose their shit.

My dad would probably kill himself (really)

I've scared him enough with this shit when I was a teen.

>>8468

>>8470

Yeah sorry, I got it out of my system I think. Thanks for putting up with my fuckheadery.

>>8464

Got bored of it

>>8474

Throw that rope out please mate.

>>8474

>I've scared him enough with this shit when I was a teen.

iktf, how embarrassing it was

>>8475

All entry level jobs available to mid twenties deadshits are soul crushingly boring.

A lot of depressed NEETs today. I recommended a going on a swift NEETwalk, or drive, listen to some good music, think about things, ect.

Bright and sunny today in Melbourne but I feel really fucking depressed and empty the past two days, I went to the gym last night but it didn't help, just felt drained and couldn't string together the energy to remember a story from HS

>>8474

>I'm a retard.

Do not attempt it again and do not answer their calls, if you hang up on them. If Cenno decides to send you a letter say that you were very disappointed and affected by the appointment

>how's she going? did she have to stay over night?

She got out yesterday and had to go back to the hospital today? The specialist has not seen her yet when I last talked to mummybot. She will need surgery on the hand that is a slice where her thumb is on the palm (deep cut on glass). Her knee is ok according to the scans but it is very sore. I was told that the passenger side would have been a fatality based on how damaged it is. The air bag did not deploy, which I have read is normal when you do not lose speed suddenly but it was a big smash I am told? We are collecting her personal belonging tomorrow from the car

>Yeah sorry, I got it out of my system I think. Thanks for putting up with my fuckheadery.

It is good to vent to get it out, but keep focusing on those positive and comfy thoughts

>>8479

>I recommended a going on a swift NEETwalk,

I agree with this advice, a walk with doggo helped my mood

Neetfriend is being a dogcunt. Said to go out for coffee this morning but hes obviously gone back to bed.

>>8481

I'm doing the volunteering and shit to appease my dad mostly plus there's a chance it could look like I have some experience in clerical work.

I've never had a phone call from cenno because I'm on dsp.

>Her knee is ok according to the scans

That's great to hear, I was a bit worried that she'd end up with a limp and that sort of shit an be soul crushing for confidence.

>We are collecting her personal belonging tomorrow from the car

I'd suggest her not going with you's to do that as it might get her a bit mental.

>>8482

NEET's gunna NEET

>>8483

How often do you volunteer?

>>8485

Two days a week for like 3 or 4 hours each day.

>>8486

That sounds not so bad, I've been thinking of doing it myself just for some sort of interaction with people, gets pretty boring being on DSP.

>>8483

>plus there's a chance it could look like I have some experience in clerical work.

Good luck, hope you get it

>That's great to hear

Thanks

>I'd suggest her not going with you's to do that as it might get her a bit mental.

Good point but this accident was caused by microsleep we believe she hardly drinks and doesn't do any drugs, not even painkillers unless it really bad. She works at night, she had a sleep later in the night but then drove in the morning. The sun hit her eyes, she closed them and her body stopped. She remembers waking up afterwards, she was moderately happy in the morning i am guessing the morphine. That doesn't excuse the fact she still may experience trauma from it when seeing the car again

>>8487

They do seem happy with my work and regularly thank me for shit. That helps elevate my mood and self worth.

>interaction with people

They spin out when I relate with the clients so well, that's why they were interested in getting me a job there for a time last year (didn't happen but oh well)

I think because I'm clean cut and well groomed and wash and shit they thought I wouldn't talk to smelly neckbead pothead weirdos that come in.

I know my kind.

>>8488

I've been having a few of those micro sleep s lately, coming back from my NEETcruise yesterday after getting up at 4 for fishing was fucked.

110kph on cruise control on a highway for 3/4 of an hour was fucked.

I need to get control of shit like that.

I've heard of some people going though a "why didnt I die" type thing and that fucking with their heads after crashes.

I dont know I guess it's up to her but I'd try and find a way to make her avoid it.

>>8489

This is why I never want kids.

Going to go to HJ's for some comfort food then come back and fall asleep watching startrek.

>>8489

>We All Know That Feel

When shit is everywhere

>>8490

>I need to get control of shit like that.

What's scary is that it was a in a resident zone under 50km/h collision that would have significantly harmed the passenger. The truck she hit in a strange way was a blessing in disguise when hitting a house or concrete/brick fence or tree would have caused a lot more damage. Since it was the back of the truck, it may have not destroyed it. I am so fucking glad I kept reminding her to insure the car and she got the top of the line policy

>I dont know I guess it's up to her but I'd try and find a way to make her avoid it.

Will talk it over with mummybot who can decide to make the choice, which I will support

>>8495

>I only really feel them when I start thinking about it. That is why it is worst when I am lying in bed trying to get to sleep.

Could it be a chest burn from ingestion? Does it happen after eating?

>>8497

That's the only other thing I can think of for the chest. Is there is a history of any illnesses in the family?

>>8497

is it like bum pain

>>8495

I used to get those, I lost weight and quit smoking so my blood pressure is down so I don't pay attention to my heartbeat and any pains I get in my chest are just ribs and muscle pain

>>8499

Probably happy in all aspects of her life

>>8500

>My father has heart disease and had a heart attack in his 40s. I told the doctor that.

Have you had any recent trauma in your life? That high level of pain mentally can manifest as physical symptoms.

>>8501

Requires a different test and you hope you get a pretty nurse for that test. You may also have talk to the police about happened to you, if its a suddenly sore pain accompanied a loss of memory

>>8503

Not until she gets with this NEET

>>8499

>>8505

He'll disappoint her in ways she never thought possible.

>>8506

I'm a master of charm and will excite her in ways she didn't know were possible.

Woke up at 5:30

Smashed the bottle of wine I was meant to have this evening

Back to sleep until now

Over the limit and can't leave the house

>

Waking up was a mistake

>>8507

He's right, both will experience extreme ups and downs in their life

>>8508

Why do you double space here and not there?

>>8508

>Smashed the bottle of wine I was meant to have this evening

Time for your local Gook lady?

>>8510

He's not feeling too well at the moment, he cannot even

>tfw

correctly, he needs plenty more comfy rest

This is what my mum looked like when she was about 20.

>>8513

Is that a black dick in her hand?

>>8513

Lovely.

>>8519

Is that from a dog?

>>8517

>Not really but my life has been one whole series of various traumas. Have been depressed for years. Body probably poisoned by stress hormones.

It could be, but I would not rule anything out. A follow-up check out the GP for physical and any potential mental health difficulties is still needed in my opinion

>>8520

Yep, right by the back door. I didn't get there in time to open the door when I heard him.

>>8523

See even the specialist agrees with me

>>8522

My doggo was wandering around the floor last night sounding like he was coughing shit up. I was too tired to care though. I figured I would just clean it up in the morning.

>>8525

>I was too tired to care though. I figured I would just clean it up in the morning.

Is he ok now?

>>8526

Yeah he's fine and I haven't found anything coughed up. Dogs are gonna dog.

>>8527

Dogs normally eat a lot of grass when they get an upset stomach to cough it back up. Has he had any changes in his diet?

>>8527

That's how I feel too, if he shits himself or vomits it's always by the back door so I know he cares.

>>8528

Not really, he eats all sorts, His diet's always been varying.

>btw i'm not who you replied to.

>>8528

No his diet is normal. He has probably eaten something he found in the backyard. One time he coughed up about 15 apricot stones he had eaten for some bizarre reason known only to him.

>>8531

Good they came up instead of needing a vet visit, but they always eat random shit. I have to keep a good eye on mine while walking to stop this issue

>>8531

I caught my dog eating a parrot once, I told him to spit it out and he normally listens but he just rolled over and looked at me with it in his mouth.

I grabbed it to get it out and he just slowly crushed it's head in his moth while still looking at me and then swallowed it.

I couldn't help but laugh.

>>8533

My doggo caught a bird once. He shook it and it died but then he didn't know what to do. I just gently took it out of his mouth and he just sat there looking shocked for a minute or so.

>>8533

>I couldn't help but laugh.

It must have been too slow or sick to get caught, that also made me laugh a little

>>8499

Are you feeling better after your fast food binge?

>>8535

I didn't see him catch it but I was thinking maybe it flew too low and flew into the fence. Didnt see it though.

>>8536

Yeah, now i'm getting sleepy watching startrek

>>8543

have a wank to uhura

>>8481

>I agree with this advice, a walk with doggo helped my mood

the neurological benefit of 30-60mins of cardio is equal to the beneficial effect of anti-depressants. Unless you absolutely have to, do daily exercise instead of taking the juden's pill.

>>8545

I find first thing in the morning is the best time for a walk. Clears any sluggishness and depression from your head.

>>8547

She was the only woman on the show.

>>8545

Thanks for the good news, I will keep up the excercise

>>8551

If she gained 60kg she would look like my sister.

>>8553

She'd stab me if I did that.

I'm so despondent about everything

Everything I try goes totally wrong

There's no escape from this whole here

I feel drained

So far, I still haven't found a purpose in life

Sometimes, I'm afraid to get up in the morning

There's nothing to get up for

>>8556

did you ever see his benis?

>>8556

>tfw stacy sister

>>8557

fagneet please go

>>8555

We all know those feels. We must keep fighting.

>>8554

Tell her I'd give her a stab if she did.

>>8558

how much of a stacy is she?

my brother is a full on turbo chad

>>8555

I've read this exact post before.

>>8561

I will send her that pic of your gut.

>>8562

You guys should introduce them then have indecent thoughts about them.

>>8565

It isn't gay if the fantasy has a woman involved.

>>8564

lol

If that doesn't get her motivated, nothing will.

>>8566

Nah, it's just incestuous. Much better.

>>8555

I've come to the conclusion that there is no purpose in life.

>>8562

I'm not sure, shes extremely materialistic, looks down on other people, thinks shes the centre of the universe and is completely clueless about most things.

>>8555

>Sometimes, I'm afraid to get up in the morning

>There's nothing to get up for

IKTF keep trying even if you make small steps each day.

>>8569

What about the purpose to collect Cenno and burden the ragie wagies?

>>8569

Her and turbo Chad should make videos where they discuss their hopes and dreams, that would make the best depressed wank material.

>>8563

yes you have

It's a Goebells quote

>>8570

>What about the purpose to collect Cenno and burden the ragie wagies?

Honestly, I feel terrible about taking money from cenno.

>>8572

Oh, yeah. That's what it was. I was thinking it was r9k pasta, basically is anyway.

>>8573

So do I, but the feeling is lessening over time as I become more disgusted by our political class and society generally.

>>8573

It gets easier each payment m8

>>8576

I fact eventually it starts getting better each payment.

Once you go over that cusp, comfiness prevails.

>>8575

This is the only way I justify receiving money, I would probably feel just as disgusted contributing to it.

>>8576

I've been a NEET for 10 years, DSP for 5 years.

>>8580

>Cenno is societies safety net

Indeed, at the moment, the DSP offers me better financial security than most jobs.

>>8581

Any full time job will easily pay more than DSP.

>>8582

wew

>>8583

Apprentice here

You're full of shit

>>8582

I am so glad I am not Asian. For all my problems, that is not one.

>>8583

I know that, what I mean is I can get sacked from a job, or the company could go out of business and so on.

>>8585

I said job not apprenticeship.

>>8587

You could get kicked off DSP too.

>>8589

Not likely.

>>8588

I work 40 hours a week

It's still a job

DSP pays $515 per week (maximum rent assist included), so about $200 less per week than a minimum wage job at $18 an hour 8 hours a day, excluding taxes and super.

>>8593

I earn $450 a week so DSP NEETS earn $65 more than me a week

>>8589

Working hours does not equate to pay, unless he is doing a job beyond his listed disability to claim the DSP example of back problem but lifting heavy bags all day long. Pay rate is the only issue

found a job we can do

https://www.seek.com.au/job/35320578?type=standard&userqueryid=8dcf39fc9d3ff0bc5b9447f5b2ec4142-6393093

>>8595

wait can I get money on the DSP and have a job?

>>8597

kek

>>8598

Yes so long as you do not earn too much.

>>8601

what's the cap

>>8602

It's been around a long time, I am guessing the hope is you leave the DSP Kek

>>8602

It is on the Human Services website. Your payment gets gradually reduced the more you earn.

They also won't boot you off the DSP if you start exceeding the maximum hours allowed, your DSPbux just get reduced to zero, however they eventually boot you off after two years of full time wageing.

>>8606

How long is the waiting period couldn't sum just be sick/holiday leave during that period?

>>8603

nah I'm a wagie who earns shit all and wondering if I can get retardbux

>>8608

Well first things first, you need to become a retard. I recomend getting on the sniff with some abos, that's sure to kill a few brain cells.

>>8609

Well this wagie does

>>8610

Already ahead of you I'm a fucking autist

>>8612

Dan knows

Dan always knows

>>8608

>retardbux

just like a wagie to call it that.

Dan actually might be an excellent way of getting DSPbux, just start causing shit in his store and he'll beat the shit out of you with his iron bar, possibly even hospitalising you.

>>8616

I also think the video should be edited to start at 0:27 to cut off the excessive scenes with children. What program can you use to edit a webm

hey neetos. still waiting to hear from centrelink. getting to the pointy end of my stick. fuck they take forever to process claims

>>8614

I'm a retard for me it would be money for me being a retard

>>8618

They truly are incompetent, I think they do it on purpose to discourage people from even applying.

>>8618

The longer it takes the more backpay you will get.

Another day another dollar my unemployed buddies

>>8622

I am not sure if this is a hostile remark or not.

>>8495

Maybe being nervous about the chest pains makes your heart beat faster causing the pain to become more obvious

>>8623

It's not hostile, just finished work for the day and wanted to say gday to my favorite bunch of doll bludgeons

>>8625

Well I am going to reserve judgement on you for the time being.

>>8627

I'm a good wagie who doesn't do nothing bad

I'm feeling depressed

>>8629

>tfw you meme wrong

>>8630

What meme?

>>8631

tfw depressed

>>8632

Me too mate

Was still feeling down after the comfort food I got from HJs for lunch so got two more burgers and minimum chips from the local fish shop and a bottle of wine from the BWS next door.

>>8635

That's a lot of comfort, you should be feeling pretty comfy now

>>8636

Another glass or two should see me right. Just need everybody else to stop posting depressing shit tonight lol

>>8637

Mate my schedule is too full, whineposting is a whatever day it is today tradition so it cannot change

>>8621

It's retarded. It's all about discouragment.

>>8620

Yes but the closer it gets to rent due. >>8621

>>8512

Thank you for your concern, I'm a bit better now but will have to go to Dan's later otherwise it's going to be a long sleepless night.

>>8639

sorry im retarded >>8639

>>8618

Not sure what you're claiming but there are standard 'waiting periods' that apply to new claims.

I just realised I haven't had a wank today.

>>8643

have a spank

>>8643

I haven't had a wank since Monday or Tuesday last week. We've only got airconditioning in the living room, so everybody has been sleeping in there.

>>8643

have a wank

>>8645

are you in a (((Sharehouse)))

>>8622

For me it's "Another day, another dollar spent"

>>8629

You're standing in a very long queue, and the end is never in sight.

>>8637

Don't see how you could feel the effects of any alcohol after all that greasy food.

>>8635

We need to see a pic of a glorious feast like that in the future please mate.

>>8647

No, just Mummybot, the dog and the cat. None of whom would appreciate me beating my meat. Especially now with the load building up.

>>8648

When I work I can never be bothered going out to spend money. Being a neet causes lots of silly spending though

>>8648

> Don't see how you could feel the effects of any alcohol after all that greasy food.

A bottle of red, and half a bottle of bourbon, will give me some kind of feelings. Sleep will destroy those and I will awake, again, numb.

>>8650

I take shit photos, and it's shit food. I'd be doing nobody any favours.

>>8654

Are you a fat cunt?

>>8651

dogs like meat

>>8655

Yes. The 5'6/127kg/6XL Mr Big guy. Lost 5kg since New Years Day. Feel apart in the last 48 hours. Again.

>>8658

Just ignore it and keep going mate. Even if you screw up dozens of times you'll get there eventually.

>>8658

What caused the depression that derailed you?

>>8658

fuark you're shorter than me and yet almost double my weight

>>8662

Not big enough for the Nurgle 2018 fuzed to a chair competition I should have said, a lot of brain fog today

>>8661

>yet almost double my weight

How do you weigh 65kg or less, are u a wizard?

Looks like cuckchan is a bit fucked at the moment, it's be pretty funny if 8ch somehow outlived it

>>8664

no muscle no fat and long legs

>>8666

spooky

>>8660

Every phase of my life since primary school has been shit. Bullied at high school. Totally isolated in my adult years. University was a failed shitshow of an experiment. Been sacked from every job I've held. Thirty seven. Never had a girlfriend.

>>8665

>cuckchan is a bit fucked at the moment

In what way? What is happening over there?

>>8671

image posting is down for some reason

>>8668

That's a pic of me

>>8665

what's different than usual

>>8674

You laugh now, but a number of you will end up in the same position.

>>8670

Arte you on the DSPbux?

>>8678

Waging at the moment. I'm reasonably intelligent and have certain skills, so occasionally I clean myself up enough to get work.

>>8680

Have you always lived with mummybot?

>>8677

Jokes on you I'm too retarded to qualify for uni

>>8680

Do you have any friends?

>>8683

how? the only requirement for uni is willingness to open up a HELPHECXXX line of debt

>>8686

dropped out of high school

>>8682

No. I rented for a few years, and managed to own a home for about 5 or 6 years. Lost a job and sold the house. Made $58k after dispersing the mortgage, which I lived on for about 8 years. Centerlink decided I was 'well off' so was only entitled to $60 a fortnight the one time I tried that.

>>8684

No. The 'friends' you make waging evaporate the second you get sacked.

>>8687

still a thousand alternative pathway bridging 6month bullshit to get into any course.

not that it really matters. uni is a joke and leads nowhere at the end.

>>8689

Are you the guy who offered to go fishing with me if I lived in SA?

>>8690

>>8692

Yeah I know I could technically qualify, I just like to claim it as a victory in the brainlet olympics

>>8692

that centrelink pay is waiting to make your tendie dreams come true

>>8693

well thats why you stay retarded

>>8696

I actually have a job that I'm probably not going to get sacked from soon, so there is no need to add meme degrees to my resume just yet

>>8696

Knows Those Right Comfy Feels

Those

Right

Comfy

Feels

>>8691

I was. Well, one of them.

>>8699

Were you serious?

>>8697

experience is 1000000x better than a B of A. B of A is proper retardation. 20K of debt, years wasted, and misery

>>8701

That's definitely true. I may not ever get a chad tier job, but at least I am not in piles of debt.

>>8704

dude nobody gets chad tier jobs without being a fucking chad. like living the chad. no take backs.

gross

>>8704

> but at least I am not in piles of debt.

Interest free debt, repaid at a set threshold and while receiving AusStudy bux for more experienced NEETs at a special rate just below Newstart for those who are unemployed for the long term more than 38 weeks. The meme holds true value

>>8706

alright confirmed.

add it to the CV boys

>>8706

Is it too late to apply for my degree in pepeology?

>>8670

You're not a virgin are you?

>>8707

>Long term unemployed means you haven’t had a job for at least 26 out of the last 39 weeks.

>you’re starting a full time course that will take 12 months or more to finish

>single, no children - $541.70

https://www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/enablers/how-much-austudy-you-can-get

>>8708

It's never too late to try

>>8710

Must be an undergraduate degree unless it is a high priority area for post-graduate degree

>>8706

Uni is a better option than being a NEET as you can get everything off your back and it gets you out of the house and forces you to have some sort of structure.

In terms of getting a job through everything is oversaturated and unless you're in the top 20% of your cohort it's gg, all fun and games when you're 18-early 20s and can do exchange and fuck around and have your parents to fall back on but there's no way I'd go to Uni if I was 35+

The opportunity cost of working and the debt you accrue even if it is interest free is just fucked.

>>8711

And half the time you can't even get into a call to join the waiting list

>>8711

never been connected to a wagget in less than 45 fucked up minutes of suicide inducing sounds

>>8717

they will not leave their jobs until they are drooling. just creating more work for people under them.

I fully expect the boom booms to draw on our super to fund their good painkillers in 15 years.

tbh just apply for entry level hospitality jobs

>>8717

didn't the pisswater recently report on a study that found boomers to be the most narcissistic generation that was raised in the best time and had the most opportunities (only to burn everything to the ground). To beat out millennials for most narcissistic is also quite an achievement.

>>8713

>Uni is a better option than being a NEET as you can get everything off your back and it gets you out of the house and forces you to have some sort of structure.

It does but you need to be motivated

>The opportunity cost of working and the debt you accrue even if it is interest free is just fucked.

It's adjusted to inflation to make it the same debt today as in 10 years when paid off. It is a small percentage of your income and can be paid off quicker with a measly 5% discount if it till exists.

>>8714

Redial continuously takes about 50 attempts during peak hour for me

>>8717

I Know That Feel

>>8719

Good idea

>>8720

I wish I had a copy of that report…

alright bye neets take care tendie comfy time

>>8722

Enjoy your tendie time mate.

>>8721

found it again. It was a dailystormer article expanding on a dailymail article which reported 60%+ boomers will spend their money rather than save it for their children's inheritance.

https://dailystormer.red/study-boomers-are-the-most-selfish-generation-in-history/

>you will never be a boomer

>>8709

nah

>>8727

How did you lose your virginity?

>>8700

yeah, but it is tempered with me needing to purchase a rod and invisible string, etc as I said.

>>8729

So do you actually know how to fish?

>>8729

>invisible string

You mean fishing line?

>>8728

$$$

>>8730

Went with my old man a few times as a kid. Caught some tommy rough off the Granite Island jetty.

>>8732

We were all cunts until recently

>>8731

yeah. 'humour'.

>>8735

Oh, I wasn't sure if it was some kind of weird regional term or something. Kind of like milk bar

>>8733

>$$$

Was it a good experience?

>tfw other people here talking about going fishing in SA

>tfw have like 4 usable rods outside because my dad

>tfw too autistic for anything

>>8733

>$$$

Anything is possible with the DSP bux, an inspiration to all

>>8734

kek

>>8737

of course not. similar to our colleague the other week, only not fat.

>>8733

Are you looking to make a NEET friend? We do not have to go fishing. We could just meet for a coffee or something.

>>8738

just enough autistic for the bux?

>>8740

You didn't have problems getting it up did you?

>tfw still too paranoid to ever have a neetup because of that one neet who said he'd pretend to befriend autists here and steal their games consoles when their guard is down

>>8743

Nah. Only seriously awkward bit was when she tried to kiss me and I reflexively kinda pushed her away. The clumsily tried to finger bang her dry lol.

>>8738

You should come fishing with us anon. You need to get over your fears. We will have a good time.

>>8744

>befriend autists here and steal their games consoles when their guard is down

Meet him in a public place?

>>8742

Nope, I'm on gibs but they're going to force me into work for the dole at the start of Feb. If I actually went to see a shrink then I'd probably be able to get DSP without even having to lie.

>>8744

>steal their games consoles

Obviously just a bit of banter.

>>8747

He said he would slowly gain our trust and then when we trust him enough to have him over he'd strike

>>8744

Who takes their console on a fishing trip?

>>8749

Maybe but lonely friendless autists would be an easy target for that kind of person

>>8752

>that kind of person

They don't exist in real life m8. There are much better scams to run than years-long slow burns to get your hands on a NEET's XBox.

>129 posts since I went and had a nap

who's a busy little NEETgen?

>>8748

Ten appointments are reduce costs and if you get a cheaper rate one is a low cost to pay for the DSP bux

>>8750

>He said he would slowly gain our trust and then when we trust him enough to have him over he'd strike

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get a knife when it happens, it was self-defense and you slipped

>>8754

me a bit the pictures really got the NEETs going again, worth the effort

>>8753

The console isn't really the point. People who take advantage of others either for monetary gain or just to feel power definitely do exist

This is mostly my irrational paranoia speaking, but still

>>8754

Now you have killed it.

>>8627

>for the time being.

The council must convene and determine upon the correct resolve that is in line with the NEETgod's lore and will in regard to his proper judgement.

>>8759

I wouldn't mind it if the great peep decided I needed to die

>>8762

put me in the screencap

>>8635

I hope this isn't impostor posting and just another person who knows the comfort of HJ's

>dont drink

>>8717

Don't worry the youngest generation at least the whites and to a lesser extent the gooks are more against the poz and jew shit than even the boomers

>>8764

When I first saw it I thought "Oh no CruiseNEET has fallen off the wagon". But it turns out it was another NEET. He wasn't being malicious I don't think.

>>8766

Nonsense.

>>8630

>>8632

it's

>tfw depressed

not

tfw depressed

What does it sound like when you jizz?

For me it sounds a bit like when you turn on a sprinkler mixed with the sound of a supercharger between gears.

>>8764

I wasn't impostering cunt. I posted about comfy HJ lunch before you did today in the old thread (after the bullying shit)

>>8770

I jizz silently.

>>8771

You never replied to my post about going out for coffee.

>>8768

It's more polarised sure but all and all watch as Pewdiepie becomes President of Sweden or some shit and removes kike, nigger and kebab

>>8769

<tfw depressed

>>8772

same

>>8770

I can't hear the jizz over the sobbing.

>>8770

What are you jizzing onto/into?

>>8770

It sounds like nothing because I don't want to wake mummybot up

>>8773

Sorry, missed that in the noise. Yeah, a coffee or a beer might be nice.

>>8780

I will think about it some more. I do not leave the house very often.