/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>37019 (me)

Shutting myself in my room for the next few days because Mum saw my hentai on my phone. I forgot to lock my phone and I left it on my bed with hentai open during my drinking session whilst I was in the toilet. She came in with my washing and I got out the toilet and said I was disgusting.

SYDNEY

>>37021

Was it lolishit?

>>37024

Tentacles

>>37025

Oh dear.

Which post did you delete BO?

>>37025

Serves you right for jacking off to memeporn tbh

>>37021

Reckon she'll tell dad?

Water can go off right?

How can you tell? What happens if you drink it?

>>37030

It can go bad, I always have glasses on my NEET station though and have had 2-3 day old water with no problems.

>>37016

Scotch Finger biscuits and a glass of milk.

>>37031

What if you freeze it?

>>37016

My favourite snack is wet pizza I find out of the dumpster

>>37016

Whatever I can find and takes no work to make, generally chips.

I could go some chili crab dip right about now funk soul brother

>>37032

>Scotch Finger biscuits

They are an okay biscuit but there are better options.

>>37033

Probably would get a bit more life, I remember drinking ice cubes when our water was off and they were apparently a few years old according to mummybot and I was a sick man

>>37030

Water is bad if you can see stuff growing in it or swimming in it. Water will be okay for a long time if it is sealed in a bottle or other container.

>>37030

It tastes stale if you leave it out for a while. It won't hurt you or anything, but it's not nice to drink

>>37033

You can melt ice in frozen places and drink that, so I doubt it's going to be much of a problem

>>37041

I hope you don't have any lewd images of Dan wrestling squids

>>37042

>Are you sure?

No, but what's the worst thing that can happen?

>>37042

>Is there an exact amount?

Forever really.

>>37041

Shutting myself in my room for the next few days because Mum saw NEETgang's song on my phone. I forgot to lock my phone and I left it on my bed with Hot NEET open during my drinking session whilst I was in the goon cave. She came in with my washing and I got out the goon cave and said I was disgusting.

>>37045

She's ashamed her son isn't an artneet

>>37043

>>37044

What do you think the reason is for the taste changing?

>>37047

carbon dioxide according to my very lazy google research

>>37047

>>37048

>After about 12 hours tap water starts to go flat as carbon dioxide in the air starts to mix with the water in the glass, lowering its pH and giving it an off taste. But it's most-likely safe to drink.

>>37049

>>37048

Thanks, I probably could've googled that.

>most-likely safe

That doesn't sound very convincing.

>>37030

Well, we used to grab water from old water jerries in the middle of summer from supply caches that had been put in place up to 7 days ago and no one ever got sick from that.

hey neetos, a truck was pissing on my car when I was driving home

>>37054

I've heard of these elusive pissing trucks. You need to carry pegs.

I am off to bed NEETs. I am nearing the end of the LOTR appendices. I'm reading about different calendars in middle earth.

Good Night.

>>37054

Was it a cow transport truck? Getting stuck behind one of those is a terrible experience

>>37055

I hope possumneet is aware of this danger

>>37021

It's not like Hentai is that bad though, it's not vore, it's not scat, it's not diaper baby furs or any of that shitu

>>37057

Night neeto

>>37052

I've never got sock from old water neither but it was just playing on my mind. Well, the taste bit mostly.

>>37059

That explanation is not likely to quell raging mummybot sea

>>37057

Sweet dreams NEET. Have you picked out something for after LOTR?

>>37058

No, and Cow transports are a fucking pain especialls on windy roads because they're so fucking slow

But it was one of those trucks with water unloading it water on the road while driving

>>37056

kek

>>37062

He should try to explain himself though, communication is the key.

>>37059

Hentai leads to diaper/furry porn

>>37062

Tell her that the most replied to comment in the history of the website you often go to is a communist transexual sucking off someone who wants planes to crash with no survivors

>Everyone associates the Coliseum with gladiators, but animal-on-animal clashes were also popular spectacles. Prior to the reign of emperor Claudius, a few witnesses recalled a particularly gory battle staged between an elephant and an enraged rhinoceros which the former won after picking up a broken spear-point with its trunk and gouging the eyes out of its horned adversary.

I'd rather watch that than the footy

>>37066

Hentai leads to Loli and possibly general pedophillia

It's Marxist Socialism that leads to diaper/furry porn

>>37063

I am going to try the Silmarillion. I am not feeling confident that I will be able to do it though. It is a tough read.

>>37069

2d is not 3dpd.

>>37068

Wouldn't we all? Fuck footy

>>37070

I have no idea what that one is about other than it's before the others.

I would greatly enjoy your daily posts about it if you do.

>>37073

Slippery slope is Marxist Ideology?

Then again I saw some retard descripe extreme right with a list of things Patriotic, Xenophobic and all that that can be applied to National Bolshevism

>>37071

I know and now that I think about it general loli crowds and pedo crowds never really oversect

I enjoyed this greatly

>>37078

I know how to avoid drugs

be such a weirdo that your presence scares everyone away, that way you can't obtain and never learn where to obtain drugs

>>37078

What porn is that? It reminds me of one I saw a while back

>>37080

rapeneet is my favorite meme character

>>37082

>Rapeneet

>A meme

no mate he's real and if you don't watch it you'll be next to be

>tfw blessed

>>37084

I'm laughing at this picture, I should of known only an aborigine would of thought of something as brainlet as the Communist manifesto tbh

>>37087

You reminded me of some article I read about Abo Jews some time ago

>>37088

The Kimberly Plan was an attempt by the evil zionist khazars to take the promised land.

The real Jews would have none of that.

>>37089

Or at least part of the Promised Land.

The actual promised land is Lemuria and was submerged in the great deluge.

That's also why they wanted Madagascar.

>>37090

I thought the Madagascar plan was a natsoc germany thing rather than a Jewish thing

>>37081

Not sure, was looking for her too

>>37089

I meant something else about abo jews, I think it was an editorial or just some article with an editorial nature on the ABC website in 2015 or 2016 probably 2016

>>37092

Herro whitu boyu i showu u myu rerro pussy

>>37082

Not after you get raped in the dumpster behind dans

>>37095

A neet would be lucky to experience such a holy coming

>>37096

is that Rachel Maddox mixed with one of my high school teachers mixed with Ellen Paige

>>37098

Are we all ready for another council deliberation

holy fuck it's only 10:46pm i thought it was later

This is the first time THAT has happened

>>37033

It becomes ice iirc

>>37101

Does it really make a difference in the end?

>>37103

It does because usually I think it's earlier than it actually is especially on goon but it it is sooner than I thought it was while on goon so wtf

Took a drive to the supermarket then Dan's.Tonight's haul.

A boost bar 50 cents, 175g Sour Cream and Onion Smith's $1.50, 1.25l of lemonade $1 and a tube of Oreo's for $1. Ruskov 700ml Vodka for $28.Haven't had a NEET party in a while.

>>37102

Your scientific methodology is flawed or you missed a step.

>>37102

Look at this brainlet, not even understanding how to make drugs

>>37102

I thought you make ice by mixing cold tablets with red phospor which you get from matches

>>37109

You have to burn off the residue with a blow torch.

>>37104

See ya real soon buddy

>>37110

oh, well when you're done you can use the blow torch to finish a creme brule

>>37113

Did he ever go to Australia and isn't he dead

Crabs (People who shit-talk your drawings on boards like 4chan /ic/) are the most retarded worthless faggots. But I think I can use their faggotry as fuel to draw more, even though it's not as nice as normal motivation.

Goodnight NEETs.

>>37115

Goodnight NEET. Ignore the crabs.

>>37118

did you know tupac is alive and also right now the only negro living in serbia

>>37121

exactly also seeing how you replied so fast makes me think you always had a tupac saved on your computer

Nothing wrong with that but I do wonder why?

>>37122

Because that pic was taken in 2002

>>37030

Water can't go off. On the other hand, bacteria might float into an open bottle of water and contaminate it, but I think bacteria can't just survive in water itself because there's no food. Or maybe bacterium are like acorns and they carry around their own nutrient supply. But then they'd run out pretty quick. Or would they? Maybe they'd eat the other bacteria falling into the water and create a whole ecosystem. Maybe water can go off, practically speaking.

>>37113

And the memory of you diddling him was a daily curse right till the day he offed himself.

>>37124

If an acorn can go off, there is no hope for water.

>>37123

That's not what I meant

I mean why do you have a tupac saved to your computer in the first place seeing as in less than a minute after my response you responded with a a post with a pic, which is very efficient

and yes I know I myself respond very fast when sober but that's beside the point

>>37127

In case of "tupac still being alive" was a topic in a discussion I was in.

>>37128

what was the discussion

>>37120

>>37129

>>37120

>tfw you're so unremarkable that if ever caught-up in a terrorist attack the Ackbars would just walk past you to more desirous victims

>>37130

>>37131

Are you both mocking me I mean wtf I thought we were both neety goon friends

I guess Dan means nothing to you but it does for me, Dan served me just after I finished heresy a little earlier than I usually would

dubs

>>37134

Do you make sounds while you masturbate? I don't, I am as silent as possible after years of practice.

>>37134

I moved away from mumbot about a year and a bit ago if you ignore that month that half of which I was back at mumbots house, or was it like 1/3rd of a month

Never mind

I feel you even if my life circumstances have changed I still know what you mean by this 100, 1000%

>>37135

different anon but it wasn't years in pratice for me bbut rather I don't feel enough to make a noise any more

>tfw when

>>37135

I would never make a noise with my mouth but I weigh around a hundred kilos and I think the floorboards are thumping as I wank.

I just shaved and it hurts does anyone know a way to shave that doesn't hurt

>>37134

Yes apart from not being allowed a door. I'm 30 and back with mummy cause I lost my previous job due to alcoholism. You need a place of your own which is easier said than done.

>>37134

There's only one reason why she's responsible for you being a virgin and if you are going to tackle that issue or make her help you lose your v card take some pics

>>37132

No

>>37132

Yes

Good night friends.

>>37142

>>37143

>>37143

>>37143

what do yoyu meme

by

thjis

>>37144

checked

>>37139

with the grain, loadsa soap and it should feel fine

>>37139

I use a Gillette Fusion pro glide and the shaving cream. It was expensive but it has been really great so far and comfy as fuck, no pain at all.

>>37147

I have a gillette fusion but 8 blades are like $20 fucking bucks and I was like fuck that gay shit, so I bought 10 shitty shavers for $4

>>37146

what do you mean by this, I think I done by the grain but now I cut insto myself at somepoint near my chin and it's mildy is not mediumly bleading

>>37136

IME the feel never actually ends.I used to live with roomies and it was even harder to find times to wank when everyone was out of the house.

>>37140

who actually has a place of their own though? In an apartment you cant wank at all because everyone on the floor below can hear.

>>37139

Trim it down with scissors and then just drag the razor over it. I don't even bother with shaving cream.

>>37141

I've already told her that she's responsible for my virginity because she raised me to be a feminine doormat and that dries up vaginas like nothing else. She works in the corporate suite and calls me disgusting when I say that I want her to Weinstein me a girlfriend by coercing one of the female interns into dating me.

>>37153

>She works in the corporate suite and calls me disgusting when I say that I want her to Weinstein me a girlfriend by coercing one of the female interns into dating me.

kek

wouldn't she be sort of bossy if she was a corporate woman though and pass that on?

>>37148

I'm poor at growing facial hair so I only shave once every three weeks, it works for me.

>>37150

>>37151

i Used to have a roomate sot of shit with one vietnamese/chink gook and here like 3 yo kid, as well as a te 20 something pajeet couple,

I moved out because it's fuckijng shit

I'm in a unt sor of shit now and nobody says reet rents an entire fucking house in Melbourn, which IIRX is the 2nd most expensiveng about my fapping

Also remember Micheal from struggle stanythi city in the world only behind sydney

$110 a month in Melbourne is fucking insane, I mean I pay $150 in a semi rural area

>>37155

I am also shit but I got told if I shave every 3 days it will grow better

>>37157

Urban myth, doesn't do jack. Spread because nobody wants to look at a teenager's disgusting yellow pubic moustache while it's growing.

mmm fuck yeah these chips are fucking good

not Tyrrells tier but still fucking good

>>37154

She never tolerated a serious difference of opinion, but she told me that she was always correct in a loving way. It was never adversarial. Instead of becoming assertive, I just became a submissive beta.

>>37160

I didn't describe that well enough. Suffice to say that I'm beta as fuck.

>>37149

My butcher told me to cut across the grain for a more tender slice of meat

>>37156

How many litres of goon have you consumed tonight?

>>37158

>>37158

what the fuck do I do to grrow a beard then, tbh

>>37163

like 1.5, I limited myself as it's a long weekend here and I want to savour thigs goon for all 3 days rather than JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP two

>>37159

The Smith's sour cream? I've got a packet of Kettle salt & apple-cider vinegar which is pretty damn good

>>37165

right brand, wrong flavour, the flavour that is really good is Smith's Pulled Pork

Apple Cider sounds good though

>>37163

Usual things. Sleep, better diet, hope your genetics are decent. All your beard growth follicles are decided before you're even born so it's mostly genetics. You can't make new ones appear.

You can also try DHT/T supplements (ignore beard-specific ones, they're just multivitamins), Minoxidil or "micro-needling" treatments. Also red light therapy is pretty in? This'll promote growth at least.

But if you have a patchy, shitty sparse public beard, don't hold your breath.

R.I.{. Katy, I forgot how you died, I think it was sometime during feb and I Think we mildy knew eeach other

Any ways if the afterlife exiists I hope yoyu

ve been having a fun 3 years

>>37164

Kek, your spelling is atrocious atm. I hope you're feeling good anyway.

>>37163

Either dramatically increase your T-levels (little to no chance here unless you're a woman) or hair transplants (costs thousands and results aren't 100% guaranteed).

>>37167

I'd usuall when seeing "Hope you have good genes" but dad had a fairy good moustache when he got married to mum bot, granted he was like 27, even so

>>37166

The new American meme flavour? The Peking Duck was shite. Best to stick to the classics.

>>37170

Well, might just be lifestyle then. Or you got those genes from someone else.

Still if you work out, you're fit as a fiddle and you get plenty of sleep and still no beard, then it's time to despair.

>>37169

fuk

>>37160

>>37161

Fair enough, I guess my parents are sort of beta so I had the opposite sort of environment and am now probably one of the most low inhib/bogan NEETs. It's pretty incredible how children can end up so different to their parents.

>>37172

's probably the life styork out and on top of that someone today gave me tofyuu and i ate itle, I can't be bothered to w

it was free and tasted good but even so

>>37174

You might be one of the most bogan neets but definantly not the least inhib neets

I still am too scared too look up ways to find gf let alone look for gf

seriously dad's moustache when he got married was properly dey properly decent I mean very goodcent and b

ded

>It all comes down to genes

How is it a born-female who's transitioning to male can attain very-decent facial hair? Sleep, better diet, steak, mad gains at the gym? No! It's significantly altering your male/female hormone levels that do it. It just upsets me that I can't even try legit steroids to see if they'll benefit me physically and emotionally in this fucking country.

when, when will neets be famous

Anyway, what are we listening to? I've got old-school Guns 'N Roses blasting my eardrums atm.

>>37179

say that you're a woman transitioning to a man

>>37181

A triple-m afilliate radio station

if you have a bunch of 80s songs hook me up mate

>>37179

Mentally ill (Gender dysphoria) and want to transition? Sure.

In your 20s (Best years of your life apparently) and having a shit time because you literally have 1/3 the test of another male the same age despite both being """within the healthy range""" = better luck next time kid, wouldn't want any bad side effects from those hormones now would we ;)

>>37179

>How is it a born-female who's transitioning to male can attain very-decent facial hair?

Well the facial hair just gets "woken up" by Testosterone. The follicles are already there.

It's also a one-way process. Male to female transgenders still grow facial hair at the same rate regardless of nuking their t-levels and need to epilate it.

>>37181

Lazy Game Reviews. Gonna play some videogames in a bit.

Fuck my shit up, just realised my weed has gone mouldy.

>>37186

>tbh i don't have connections to get weed

>>37184

We are of the same mindset in regards to this. Why don't the docs ever seem to take into consideration what the positive side-effects might be? I think the word 'deficient' is problematic and 'insufficient' is a better wording. I've read articles of GPs in the US that are a lot more open to prescribing T to men of young age that have a lot of the symptoms of Low-T but not the lab values.

>>37188

You tried supplements? Like Boron or D-Aspartic Acid?

NEETers are doing it for themselves

>>37183

>80s songs

All that comes to mind is old-school Metallica and Michael Jackson.

>>37185

>videogames

Which ones?

>>37191

>Which ones?

I haven't decided yet. Probably why I'm still here.

Cupheads died down, maybe that or Alan Wake. Or the newest version of Guacamelee, because I hear they removed the meme posters and those were pretty obnoxious in OG and Gold.

I'll flip a coin.

>>37191

fair enough but remember phil collins exists

that said MJ is pretty fuckingh good

>>37186

That can happen? How long have you had it for and how was it stored?

>>37187

Craig's fist

>>37192

Is Cuphead that retro-styled side-scroller that looks really good? The only video game I've played this year is Assassin's Creed Origins on PS4

>>37193

And Gary Moore existed back then. Never hear any Collins apart from his most well-known song with the drumming that I can't remember the name of.

>>37194

I dunno how not being able to get weed relates to that guy in primary school who was like 4 years above me whos last name I forgot, who bullied me in my pri,mary school

I think I also played some downball against him in highsching in your high school or is it only a ruralic thibghool

was downball a t

>>37193

MJ live in the 80's is where it's at, where pretty much every song was still being sung live and he had the enthusiasm/physical energy to do so.

>>37195

you mean in the air tonight

fun fact, the guy that was shitting up gay undertale threads was a Austrealia or at loeast a melbournian

RIP Phil anon

>>37194

It was a bit damp when i got it, had it for about a month now. Usually when it's a bit damp I throw some rice in the bag to fix the moisture.

So much shit has gone wrong this year

>>37199

Yeah that's the one. I'll take your word on that last bit.

>>37200

What I mean is sime chick 2 years above me in High Schoool died when I was line in year 10, or was it 11

I think it was year 11, either way her whole year was whole in apathy, I mean if rochelle or some other chick in my year in my my year that I was at least attracted to died I'd probably be pmildy dperessed at the time but probably not now, the issues that me depressed right now are a little more complicated

>>37201

My weed has always come dry and in a zip-lock baggie of some sort. Maybe the mould will get you more 'fucked-up', likely to cause hallucinations?

holy shit I just realised we were thread 50, that's some kinda get seeing as we are a little under 1/4th of what /aus/ got in terms of nrrt gens, though abought 1/5.8th post wise

>>37204

Nah it will give you lung infections, I've probably been smoking mouldy shit all week since I only noticed it today.

No wonder my throat is so sore..

>>37207

oh probably though I feel a little less drunk than 10 minutes ago so if you need questions answered ask now

nite neets

have fun

>>37208

Where did rapeneet touch you?

>>37208

>>37209

Stay with me for a while please

>>37211

I dunno about rape neet but another faggot touched me everywhere when I was 5

and by everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE

>>37212

tbh I have to shit tommorow and want to go to be bed before 2am

$65

Move to QLD ffs and gain an extra hour

>>37215

I'm not exactly sure just what an "ay lmao" is but I consider you to be a trouble maker. Don't test me. And what do you consider a loli to be?

>>37217

you're losing that hour advantage in early april tbh which is less than a month

nite

trpetsum

dubbs

>tfw no power-rack to utilise

I soaked some ciggie filters with 50% alcohol gin to smoke the mouldy weed with, gonna bake it in the oven tomorrow to kill some more of the mould.

I'd just go buy more but I'm broke as dog shit

>>37213

Either greentext your entire life story or STFU! Maybe if you do so we can help you to persecute the motherfucker/s that did this to you.

>>37206

Nimbing Mardi Grass 2018 soon, who wants to join me?

>>37216

Should get you a CBJ at least

>>37225

>tfw no irl-weed-smoking friends to get high with

I'd really like to see pics of the mould as I've never seen nor heard of this happening before.

Well that's the most disjointed and haphazard the NEETgen has been in a while.

I'm off to bed.

Good morning NEETs.

About to take Doggo for his walk.

Morning NEETs

>>37235

Good morning.

I am back from walking Doggo. I think I will go out and spray the weeds now.

>>37153

That is disgusting, you should be Weinsteining her coworkers by yourself.

>>37239

Good morning mate.

>>37236

>>37239

>>37240

Good morning cumguzzlers

>>37190

Impossible.

Good morning errybody.

I drank 18 cans of Guiness and a bottle of wine yesterday.

Only slept in a little bit.

Might make those sausage rolls today.

>>37244

Not trying to be an ass but you gave away too much info last night too.

I didn't really want to say it because I don't want you to think I'm being narky or whatever. And you might not care if people know where you live.

>>37244

That's quite a NEETparty.

I'm planning on going to church, haven't been in months.

>>37245

I stopped posting very early last night?

>>37245

>And you might not care if people know where you live.

Just skimmed through this thread and the last.

At best you might have pinpointed the poor area with a shopping centre with both a Dominos and another pizza shop.

Big fucking deal.

>>37249

If you don't mind then it's ok. I wont bring it up again.

I wasn't trying to be narky or softdox you or anything I just thought it was a bit too much info.

Sorry for saying anything.

>>37250

It's all good.

Thank you for being concerned enough to bring it up.

>>37252

Good morning Karen

>>37252

Good morning Karen.

I am back in from spraying the weeds. Mixed the poison up strong and drenched the fuck out of all the ivy. In a couple of weeks we should know whether weed killer can kill ivy.

>>37250

Not everyone is as paranoid as you about their info.

>>37256

I'm grateful he's watching out for people.

But yeah, knowing my exact suburb or local shops isn't a huge concern for me.

>>37247

Good for you mate, sounds like a good idea.

>>37244

That is some serious drinking. If the sausage rolls get made make sure to take pics for us please.

>>37260

Sorry but I come to this place to escape /pol/s bullshit.

>>37234

It's a seemingly never-ending feel

>>37235

>>37236

>>37239

>>37240

>>37241

>>37244

>>37252

Top of the morning to you all

I just got back in from doing my first Stronglifts 5x5 workout in the power rack. I did:

5x5 Squats with just the bar (it weighs 10kg)

5x5 Bench Press 30kg

5x5 Barbell Rows 30kg

I could have gone heavier with the rows and bench press but the squats were tough. My legs are sore as fuck and still trembling a little bit right now.

>>37265

Good morning to you.

>>37260

>Incan Doorway - Ireland.png

You lost me at 'B'

>>37266

Does the soreness feel good? The time when I moved from being incapable, to being capable, of bench pressing my own mother felt pretty good.

>>37269

>Does the soreness feel good?

Yes I am buzzing a little bit.

>>37270

>buzzing

That's the feeling I constantly chase. Usually through alcohol, weed and cigarettes.

>>37271

You are looking in the wrong places and chasing the wrong thing.

>>37272

Nah.

So Star Wars The Last Jedi, what a piece of shit it was. I watched it last night, and now this morning I have absolutely no interest is even watching a single scene of it a second time. Garbage from start to finish.

>>37274

A high IQ abo would have been a witch doctor and he could have fucked all the nubile young abo girls he wanted.

>>37274

>pre-colonial abos with an average IQ of 85.

Really? That's pretty high for them, even now.

>>37277

It wasn't an idiot that invented that Boomerang.

>>37278

Ah yes, geniuses.

Back from recycle day, my arms back and legs are sore from lugging servers and desktops into my dads van. Best year yet though tbh. If only I could pay for goon with RAM.

>>37280

Well done m8. It sounds like you got a good haul.

>>37280

Little girls aren't as light as you'd think

>>37021

havent been on neetgen in a few days.

fantastic start

>>37282

Fucking didn't need all those desktops so I started pulling i5's and ram, got 12 i5's ebay says 100$ a pop and that's just the ones I pulled. I always sell at a massive discount because I got them for free. Recycling companies are some of the biggest jews.

>>37285

That Visy cunt's a billionaire

>>37286

He died a few years ago.

>>37276

Probably would have just ended up being something like this. I am sure there probably were a few 120+ IQ Abos but given they are on such a massive and harsh climate they probably just became the local Abo leader and fucked the little Abo girls all day, there simply wouldn't be any other intelligent Abos to discuss anything with and so it would have gone to waste.

>>37288

They lived a much more natural life. They wouldn't have wanted to "discuss" anything. Only civilisation and its ills brings forth that sort of desire. The intellectual class of people is a product of dysfunction and a social ill.

>>37289

Raping and eating children is natural in your opinion?

>tfw depressed

>>37290

Raping is at least.

I remember reading on /pol/ that black "geniuses" had an average iq of 110 and white ones had an average of 140 or something. Not a fan of iq myself, for example autists who can memorize 3 decks of cards only have 85 iq ffs.

>>37291

>tfw rapist

>>37294

No you're not

>>37293

The thing about IQ is those who brag about it the most usually end up being worthless.

Remember all those NEXT EINSTEN TESTED 150 IQ AT AGE 13 kids? Apparently most just end up having boring lives, maybe at the most they'll become a tax accountant.

>>37296

Cope

>>37297

Don't use fedora words here please.

>tfw need to do a poo

>>37299

Do it in the backyard and then bury it.

>>37291

>tfw frotteurist

>>37298

Shut up

>>37296

>tfw government hires 150 iq accountants to fact check me

>>37296

Didn't that happen in The Simpsons?

>>37304

Spoiler grotesque images please.

>>37307

The only grotesque thing in this thread is your lack of empathy for your fellow human being

>>37306

He said backyard not sink

The cope (known in Latin as pluviale 'rain coat' or cappa 'cape') is a liturgical vestment, more precisely a long mantle or cloak, open in front and fastened at the breast with a band or clasp. A cope may be worn by any rank of the clergy, and also by lay ministers in certain circumstances.

>>37310

Nice cope

>>37310

>lay ministers

Didn't one of them get in trouble for that?

WAGIES CAUGHT OUT GOONSACK ABOUT A WEEK AGO

WHO DID WHAT NOW?

Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.

neet gang neet life

>>37317

If I burned my bed the entire neighborhood would smell of cum

>>37318

If you piss in a bottle of strawberry perrier the smell can actually kill you.

>>37319

Looks like I can cross rope off my shopping list

>>37320

"no"

>>37320

Absolutely not.

>>37321

What kinda material/strength/width do you think would be most suitable for that kind of rope swing?

I think when the time comes I'll be going to bunnings and getting a wagie to help me pick out the appropriate kind of rope.

>>37323

Did you offer to practice CPR on her?

>>37324

Most ropes have a weight limit guide on them I think. I don't know what kind you'd use for necking yourself but that is the kind of thing a suicidal person should actually research. Trying to kill yourself when not properly prepared is how you become a brainlet wojak

Asking a wagie is certainly not a bad idea, I'd imagine helping boomers buy paint all day would make them stare longingly at the rope section each day.

>>37324

I remember reading that hangings have a high failure rate, that is why the electric chair was invented. The highest success rate is death by train btw.

>>37327

If their standards are "not going to do drugs or nick our tv when he asks to use the shitter" then maybe, but otherwise definitely not.

>>37326

What's in the mix?

>>37326

Family yes, friends probably no. But it's a pointless discuss since I'm not even interested in 3dpd in the first place.

>>37329

hanging is a reasonably sure thing but if you do it wrong it will hurt a lot

>>37320

>>37332

Only if you drop far enough to rip the brain stem, otherwise you might just suffocate and end up a vegetable. Wow I sure know a lot about this.

>>37331

>What's in the mix?

1kg sausage mince

1 cup rolled oats

1 brown onion diced

2 tsp salt

2 tsp black pepper

0.5 tsp mix herbs

egg wash on top.

>>37326

Looks really nice. It must be nice not having the sort of anxiety that stops you from making meals in your own house.

>>37335

Sounds pretty delish mate.

>>37326

How do you stop the pastry from puffing up and crumbling whenever you touch them?

>>37338

I don't know? This is just supermarket puff pastry sheets. Bits flake off when you bite into them, but no worse than any commercial sausage roll I've eaten.

>>37336

>It must be nice not having the sort of anxiety that stops you from making meals in your own house.

Just start out simple. There are plenty of recipes that are practically impossible to screw up. This being one of them.

>>37338

It's called 'puff pastry' for a good reason m8

What the fuck am I going to do today?

>>37323

I don't mind aussie accents on girls, usually older aussie women sound nice but it's the really nasally screeching of 18-30 year old chicks that is a major put off

THE FUTURE IS NOW

>>37342

have a read

>>37345

I do ya mong. The crispiness will depend on the heat of the oven and how long you put them in there. Ya God damn troublemaker

>>37344

>tfw automatically associated with things like this just because I like chink cartoons

>>37346

I will do that. I'm reading an abridged version of the gulag archipelago at the moment. Find it hard some days to drag myself away from the PC and read.

Are you reading anything at the moment?

>>37348

Are you telling me you don't want to fill your waifus womb with your sperm?

>>37347

Heh. I gave 'em 10 minutes at 220oC and then 15 minutes at 190oC.

>>37350

Non-jokingly, I never really got the whole wanting to fuck characters you like thing. Also they'd probably hate me anyway

>>37348

Imagine hentaiNEET's mummybot sees him watching anime.

>no mom this is different

>YOU DISGUST ME

>>37352

>Also they'd probably hate me anyway

That's the whole point of a waifu, they'll love you regardless of any of your perceived shortfalls.

You can't rape 2D, yet you could still end-up in prison for looking at it

>>37353

>Karen is not for lewding mum reeee

>>37354

I guess I can see the appeal, maybe one day I'll convince myself

>>37357

Just remember to not force yourself to find a waifu. You'll just know.

>>37326

Those look excellent.

>>37360

>tfw no dr who companion gf

>>37360

She looks too English.

>>37356

Truth.

>>37344

What a time to be alive.

>>37364

How much weight have you lost?

I have hit the 20kg lost mark but I can hardly see much change beside my face.

There are people alive right now who seriously believe that hentai is disgusting and deviant

Just lol @ that NEET's mummybot getting uptight over Vietnamese claymations

>>37262

>>37263

Swallow it whole, it hurts to get down but you'll be better for it.

>>37264

It's an insult to yourself, not me, to call something you don't understand "crazy".

>>37268

check it out, a monastery was built around it over a thousand years ago.

>>37289

good post

>tfw just want to go back to being a 12-13 year old

life was so much simpler back then, even though I was still a bit spergy at least I could just play video games then talk with the other spergs under the tree at lunch time about Halo 3/CoD 4 etc. all day

Childhood really is a special time, maybe teenage and early 20s too if you're a chad/stacie

>>37304

You found my stencil.

>>37375

>third place

Do we actually want to win? Our threads would be flooded by people who would just shit the place up.

>>37326

fancy as. good work.

>>37372

All my posts are good.

>>37377

Not really but I enjoy the excitement.

>>37380

You should open a Sportsbet account and start betting on the Greyhounds like I do.

>>37360

>tfw no dead gf

>>37368

>not being a prude

shiggy diggy, neet

>>37381

I think I just grasped the concept you've been going on about all this time.

The thrill isn't from the win, it's from knowing you could win.

>>37383

Prudery is an underrated lifestyle to be honest.

>>37374

nice, this is almost like having a friend

>>37384

That is why I play the lotteries. I like fantasising about maybe winning.

>>37386

>>37374

great vid, enjoyed it thorougly

>>37381

how much have you lost so far?

>>37386

bit too close to home m8

very disgruntled to have been spooked by this uncomfy normie video after Possum's

Be careful as YouTube has it on default as "Up next"

>>37389

The next up video for me was "Top 10 Homer Simpson Moments"

>>37389

That's based off of your viewing habits.

>>37390

That was mine too

>>37389

>mummybot in a towel

nice

>>37390

(((google))) works in mysterious ways

>>37391

I think I accidentally clicked a video on the front page this morning, it all makes sense now

>>37395

>accidentally

That front page hit is based off of your viewing habits too.

>>37396

The game looks pretty interesting and your voice is comfy. Keep it up mate

>>37398

> voice is comfy

it really is.

Good work possum.

Poor Indy, all he seems to do is fall over and through stuff.

>>37400

Thank you very much for the kind words.

>>37401

Yeah he is a bit clumsy.

>>37397

>>37391

The problem is they can't tell what you hate-watch and what you genuinely like.

>>37403

Why would you watch something you hate?

>>37404

Why do I wank?

>>37405

because it feels nice and is easy

How do you have so many subscribers?

What other boards do you frequent?

Hearing your voice is going to change our NEET dynamic I think. Your voice is different from what I had imagined.

>tfw uncomfy voice

>>37404

I don't know why I do it but most of what I watch is stuff I hate. Maybe I like being disgusted or outraged or being made angry for some reason.

>>37410

Triplets playing pranks on their Pole mum is hate inducing?

>>37411

Yes of course. Any happy family situations upset me and remind me of my past trauma.

>>37374

The only Lets Plays I've ever watched for more than one episode were Raocow's LPs of Super Mario World romhacks in which he would just continuously free-associate while playing the game

>>37410

I think a lot of people like being outraged. I don't think it's particularly healthy though

>>37247

Did you end up going to Church?

>>37417

alcohol and a text message that isn't max reminding you of that appointment you were trying to forget, what more could a neet want

>>37247

>>37416

BBQPorchNEET?

>>37416

Yeah, that was alright I guess except there were a few evangelical types yelling rather than preaching and I wont accept that shit.

>>37419

I don't understand this reference

>>37418

>what more could a neet want

Sounds like sublime bliss of calmness. I really appreciate those moments.

>>37420

Do you plan to go to church again soon?

>>37423

I only go now and then and recently I've been working on sundays so that's been my excuse as to why I haven't been there.

>>37420

Did anyone speak in tongues?

>>37420

Denomination?

>>37425

Nah, there wasn't any of that but I used to go to paradise (they're affiliated with hillsong) and they pull that shit.

>>37426

Not entirely sure what denomination that church is, it's just a local-ish community one.

I'm Catholic.

>>37427

any pure qt religious waifus?

>>37428

Lots tbh

>>37429

Are they all >50 years old?

>>37430

If they were over 50 and still pure they would definitely not be qt's

>>37431

Aren't you the NEET with the fetish for older women?

>>37431

They could have just had sex for the sole purpose of procreation

>>37432

All NEETs are, some just wont admit it.

>>37433

The act itself is a sin.

>>37374

Are you playing this in Dos Box?

What do you use to record your screen?

>>37436

Cool. I vaguely recall using ScummVM to play a couple of Sierra games on Linux a few years back.

>>37438

That's a paddywagon. They were expecting to pick her up, I'd say.

>>37438

What did they do?

>>37440

I don't know. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary today.

>>37439

I hope so. Or maybe it is just the only car they had available.

>>37438

It seems like the cops use paddywagons for the majority of around town work recently. I only see more of the normal cop cars when I'm out on the highway

>>37443

I wonder if the kid is locked inside?

>>37443

They're coming to get your weed

>>37445

I just sprayed them this morning.

>>37444

I don't know. they don't seem very urgent about whatever they are doing.

>>37447

Either there to arrest her for some low-level shit or check on her welfare, probably.

>>37438

Haha did you call them or did someone else?

>>37447

It is Sunday arvo

>>37449

It is nothing to do with me. I don't know what it is about. She has been quiet the last couple of days.

>>37450

I don't think Police run on normie time.

>>37448

>check on her welfare, probably.

May be the hammer was turned on her?

>>37450

Don't the pigs work in shifts that they have time on and off without regard for the weekends. It's more than time off than it's the weekend that I am guessing is why they work that way.

>>37451

>She has been quiet the last couple of days.

Are you praying that she's dead?

>>37451

You need to make it your business. Take some tea and biscuits to the coppers.