NEET General #49 - Getting Huge Edition NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:13:22 No. 36257
Do you have an exercise and fitness routine NEETs?
Previous Thread: >>35506
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:17:07 No. 36262
>>36255
>hancock
Sigh, his stuff is too much of a tarbaby for me to try to interpret. I am interested in indo-euro history, though.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:18:47 No. 36269
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:19:45 No. 36270
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:20:17 No. 36271
>>36269
May we have the specifics my good man?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:20:29 No. 36272
To answer OP's question: Yes, I train people to use the katana. We train with Cold Steel Bokken, no protective gear.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:20:31 No. 36273
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:20:49 No. 36274
>>36257
>Do you have an [goon] routine NEETs?
Yes
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:23:22 No. 36276
I used my turkish coffee thing just before.
Meh. Pods are better.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:23:43 No. 36277
>>36257
can you repeat the question?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:25:23 No. 36278
>tfw severely impressed with the increasing quality of tfw
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:26:51 No. 36279
>>36276
I think you had concluded that Moccona instant was better than pods. Am I remembering correctly?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:28:28 No. 36280
Have any of you NEETs into alternative stuff seen the guy who has demonstrated that life is a simulation based on the behaviour of small particles? I can't remember his name but I saw a really interesting YouTube of him once.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:29:30 No. 36281
>>36280
A simulation of what?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:29:55 No. 36282
>>36279
Yeah, I wanted to give actual coffee one last go before going back to instant.
I bought some of the coffee the NEET who had the plunger got (Harris brand).
Didn't do it for me.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:30:38 No. 36284
>>36281
A simulation of what .
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:31:13 No. 36285
>>36281
His theory is basically that the universe works like a computer game in terms of how it responds to what you do.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:31:22 No. 36286
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:32:05 No. 36287
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:32:12 No. 36288
>>36285
>like a computer game
Look into neo-platonism. This is an ancient idea.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:32:57 No. 36289
>>36288
Computer games are an ancient idea.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:32:59 No. 36290
>>36287
Alan Watt or Alan Watts? inb4 they are the same dude meme
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:34:07 No. 36291
I took a walk around the block last week (In the middle of the night of course). The only time I can motivate myself to exercise is when I've been drinking.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:34:55 No. 36292
>>36290
Watts is the watt what I meant.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:34:59 No. 36293
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:35:41 No. 36294
>>36292
So everything is the al…
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:39:11 No. 36295
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>36280
I was thinking of Tom Campbell.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:39:34 No. 36296
>>36294
I don't know what you are trying to say
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:41:16 No. 36297
>>36282
Do you need to drink coffee at all?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:47:18 No. 36298
>>36297
I've been wondering that myself.
I only have one or two a day and it's sort of a leftover routine from when i smoked.
I think I just use it as the time for me to wake up and that time it takes me to drink it in the morning is more important in waking up than the coffee itself.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:49:02 No. 36299
>>36298
I used to be like that with coffee. It was the first thing I did every day without fail. I stopped drinking it a few months ago and quickly adjusted to the new routine. It wasn't a big deal.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:49:07 No. 36300
>>36298
You'll get some type of withdrawals if you stop drinking it, but since you only have two a day it would be easy to ween yourself off it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:56:37 No. 36301
>>36299
Did you substitute it with anything?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 04:58:41 No. 36302
>>36301
No I just sit at the computer first thing in the morning now without it. It felt weird for a few days but it wasn't too bad and I got over it pretty quick.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:01:22 No. 36303
Extreme aboriginal ejaculation
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:06:27 No. 36304
Sublime Maori penetration
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:07:30 No. 36305
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:10:51 No. 36306
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:12:20 No. 36307
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:25:07 No. 36309
>>36308
You just get off work?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:25:54 No. 36310
I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:28:04 No. 36311
>>36309
I've been Dan posting throughout the day, that's my job and it never stops
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:28:22 No. 36312
>>36310
It must be nice to feel loved.
I wouldn't know
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:28:58 No. 36313
>>36308
Stop tempting me with NEETparties Dan.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:29:24 No. 36314
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:30:46 No. 36316
>>36257
Not outright routine, just a sort of split between cardio and lifting.
Been dunking down creatine for the past week or so, definitely noticing a better difference. $20 for 3 months worth of the shit ain't half bad, either. Might combine it with some protein powder.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:33:17 No. 36317
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:33:33 No. 36318
>>36317
He might not but I do.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:34:02 No. 36319
>>36316
Yeah I have been loading creatine for the last week or so. It caused me no problems.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:34:11 No. 36320
>>36317
I think your problem may be that you refused to be loved.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:34:21 No. 36321
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:35:32 No. 36322
>>36317
>>36321
You should look behind you and check out the window. Your admirer may be closer than you think
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:40:28 No. 36323
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:50:44 No. 36324
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:51:49 No. 36325
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:52:23 No. 36326
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:52:39 No. 36327
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Sorry to post something politics based but at the risk of the gen turning into a retard contest check this out.
Zizek's face has gone all fucky and his speech is on yet another level.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:54:04 No. 36328
>>36327
>Zizek's face has gone all fucky and his speech is on yet another level.
That is what happens when you don't go to Dan's one day when you a cask a day drinker.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:54:56 No. 36329
I tried to lie on my bed and read some more LOTR appendices, but that bogan bitch next door is so fucking loud. She yells every single thing she says. And she is always yelling at her son. I don't think he is allowed in the yard on his own. She goes out there and supervises and yells every time he is out there.
I couldn't concentrate. I hate her.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:56:09 No. 36331
>>36329
You tried earphones hooked up to some white noise you can think through, like rain? Some new ones make specific speech blocker frequencies of sounds.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:57:29 No. 36334
>>36331
No I don't use headphones any more. Got concerned about radiation and all that stuff.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:58:02 No. 36335
>>36197
>>36202
Your shed looks nice. Photo tour please?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:58:43 No. 36336
>>36327
Poor guy. I never liked him much. Everyone always said he sniffs so much because of cocaine.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 05:59:51 No. 36337
>>36335
It is jsut an empty shed with a car on one side and a power rack on the other.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:07:52 No. 36338
>>36329
Pretend she's an orc outside the walls of helms deep
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:10:46 No. 36342
>>36338
Then I would go to jail.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:13:25 No. 36346
Can people spoiler disgusting images please.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:14:22 No. 36348
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NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:16:11 No. 36351
Gonna be some wild wanks tonight
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:16:35 No. 36352
>>36351
Keep up the good work
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:20:44 No. 36353
I'm gonna wank to this now
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:22:08 No. 36354
>>36353
please don't leave us hanging, what's it called and where can it be watched?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:27:15 No. 36355
>>36354
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5258083/Morbidly-obese-couple-sex-time.html
Morbidly obese couple have sex for the FIRST time in their 11-year relationship - after losing almost half of their combined 1,256lb weight
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:29:33 No. 36356
>>36355
They look CEO sized
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:30:26 No. 36357
>>36356
You can't have two CEO's.
Eventually the inevitable must occur.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:30:58 No. 36358
>>36357
A hostile take over?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:32:06 No. 36359
>>36358
>>36357
Usually a lot of domestic disputes about who gets the last pizza
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:32:31 No. 36360
>>36358
A merger of sorts.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:33:28 No. 36361
>>36360
So, does everyone win when someone moves up the food chain?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:33:38 No. 36362
Watching this atm, pretty comfy. It's just about some chick who is getting books from a company in England and she's in the US.
Judy Dench is in it too.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:33:49 No. 36363
This thread is terrible.
I'll check in on you all tomorrow.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:34:09 No. 36364
>>36361
One of them must become a lesser link in the food chain.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:34:24 No. 36365
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:35:16 No. 36366
>>36363
>This thread is terrible.
Another terrible post for the thread
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:35:49 No. 36367
>>36363
Aren't they always terrible?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 06:43:01 No. 36370
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:00:35 No. 36373
>>36365
He was right though.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:00:43 No. 36374
Might try Domino's new yorker pizza
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:02:31 No. 36375
>>36374
I made that mistake a while ago.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:06:22 No. 36377
>>36375
Fuck I've just ordered it…
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:07:50 No. 36379
>>36377
Which toppings did you get?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:34:21 No. 36384
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:35:16 No. 36386
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:35:40 No. 36387
>>36385
They do fries?
Hope it's delicious.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:38:33 No. 36388
>>36385
Not enough pepperoni. I basically only eat triple pepperoni or ham and pineapple pizza nowadays.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:38:57 No. 36389
>>36387
Got fries from Red rapists
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:40:10 No. 36390
>>36275
>reaction drama e-celeb webm
Go away
I bought myself a PSP for $20, it works and I modded it and loaded it up with GBA/SNES roms. I need to force myself to do something because everyday feels like a blur now.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:44:12 No. 36391
>>36390
Hacked psp is the shit tbh, stepmania homebrew, n64 and gba emulator, and burnout are my favorites.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:44:46 No. 36392
>>36381
lol
i haven't heard this in 15-20 years
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:47:10 No. 36393
Just finished this >>36362 movie.
It was lovely.
Nothing exceptional to it but nice feels.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:49:59 No. 36395
>>36393
Did you have a wank to Dame Judy?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:50:29 No. 36396
Finished the chips but I'm not gonna be able to finish the pizza
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:50:54 No. 36397
>>36396
You're not even trying.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:51:34 No. 36398
>Krillin drives a goonmobile
amazing
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:51:37 No. 36399
>>36396
Several meals in one. Slightly more value for money. Leftover pizza is always good.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:51:42 No. 36400
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:51:42 No. 36401
>>36395
She had only had a minor role in it so it wasn't long enough to get hard and whip one out.
The main woman didn't do it for me.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:52:14 No. 36402
>>36398
That is truly amazing, good work picking up on that.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:52:18 No. 36403
>>36401
I am sorry to hear that.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:53:22 No. 36404
>>36396
Looks good for a dominoes pizza.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:54:08 No. 36405
>>36403
Judy had a outro prose at the end so that almost made up for it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:54:22 No. 36406
>>36404
NK's Domino's must be staffed by high caste Pajeets.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:55:00 No. 36407
>>36406
Mine has a bunch of Tamil's
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:57:08 No. 36408
>>36407
Do they make a decent pizza?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:58:08 No. 36409
>>36408
I haven't been there in years but they used to make a good double bacon cheeseburger pizza.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:58:23 No. 36410
>>36408
>Tamils
>good at anything
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 07:59:23 No. 36411
>>36409
Actually that's a lie, I had a beef and onion and a veg trio a few months ago and that was ok.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:02:35 No. 36412
Hunger and tiredness has been hitting me in the late afternoon. I struggle to stay awake. I think it is this diet I am on. It is getting difficult.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:03:15 No. 36413
>>36400
Bland and shitty, luckily white people were working there
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:05:47 No. 36414
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:06:38 No. 36415
>>36412
Are you the neet on the keto diet? Goon and keto don't mix btw.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:09:32 No. 36417
I know one of you cunts went to liquorland last night, tell me who it was or I'll cut off the goon.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:15:57 No. 36418
>>36417
Cut it off, I'll go back to LL anyway.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:16:13 No. 36419
>>36417
You don't scare anybody Dan, you geriatric faggot.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:17:52 No. 36420
Why did DJ Goonbag stop spinning tunes?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:22:58 No. 36421
>>36417
No mr dan I would never.
>>36420
Video killed the radio NEET.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:35:25 No. 36423
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:36:17 No. 36424
>>36423
aka The Essence of Dan
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:37:45 No. 36425
>>36424
Is that a quest item or something?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:46:37 No. 36427
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:48:22 No. 36428
bit of a quiet one here for a friday
tfw mummybot making pizza soon
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:52:37 No. 36429
>>36424
The blacker the better
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:54:36 No. 36430
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 08:58:44 No. 36431
>>36428
Does your mum work at Domino's?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:00:10 No. 36433
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:02:07 No. 36434
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. I used to like listening to this.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:03:32 No. 36435
>>36433
Don't forget to fap to it
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:04:48 No. 36436
Feeling extra sleepy this evening, fighting to stay awake.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:07:53 No. 36437
>>36435
I am thinking about archiving them all, would be good evidence to submit to Cenno for the DSP
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:11:50 No. 36438
>>36434
>I used to like listening to this.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:13:51 No. 36439
Gonna have some brown rice with parmesan and sriracha.
>tfw been eating this for over a year now to save money.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:14:51 No. 36440
>>36439
Is the cost-cutting working at least?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:18:20 No. 36441
>>36440
You bet, about 1$ a meal. I'm actually not even that sick of it because I like spicy things. Sometimes I mix it up with some pasta sauce and homemade bread on the side.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:19:49 No. 36442
>>36439
>brown rice with parmesan
Does cheese and rice go well together?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:20:52 No. 36443
>>36442
This is what I would like to know, doesn't seem like a good combination.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:21:25 No. 36444
>>36439
What sort of parmesan do you use?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:23:10 No. 36445
Why didn't you neets listen?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:23:44 No. 36446
>>36442
>>36443
>>36444
Parmesan does, I buy a proper chunk and grate it myself. Any other cheese would make me want to puke too. Good parmesan costs almost as much as a bag of rice though. Worth it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:25:10 No. 36447
>>36445
Pretty well memed.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:27:02 No. 36448
Is the NEET that posted on my board and likes Laneya here?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:28:55 No. 36449
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:30:17 No. 36450
>>36445
Alright, which NEET is going to get sacrificed and die for all our sins being crucified on the Iron Bars of Dan, this time?
Not It, I just got my Neetbux.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:32:54 No. 36451
>>36450
Well sacrifice one of those skinny bitch neets
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:35:26 No. 36452
>>36451
Sacrifices should be made, the other night a NEET was going to end it. May be your wish will come true tonight.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:36:41 No. 36453
>>36452
I god I hope you're right. I wasn't going to end it, just wanted you all to pray to Dan that I wouldn't wake up.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:38:40 No. 36454
>>36453
>just wanted you all to pray to Dan
I do daily and will ask for his forgiveness today
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:41:43 No. 36455
I am off to bed NEETs. I am still on Appendix A of LOTR. So tired, might not be able to do much reading tonight.
Good Night.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:42:00 No. 36456
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:42:58 No. 36457
>>36455
Good night. I'm reading Metro 2034 atm.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:48:40 No. 36458
Other NEET money saving tricks I learned
>cheap led lighing, 1 normal bulb = 20 led bulbs
>don't run heat at night
>always pirate everything
>get used to drinking water
>use bar soap instead of shampoo
>buy one good razor instead of 3 crappy ones every year
>learn basic repair skills
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:49:56 No. 36459
>>36458
> heat at night
Are you not Australian?
>buy razor
A beard is cheaper.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 09:54:04 No. 36460
>>36458
Reusing your piss jugs is a good one
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:01:58 No. 36462
>>36461
They hit me in the bum increasing my tappable potential
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:05:42 No. 36463
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. NEETs do yourself a favour and clean yourself up before you go out next time.
This is going to be on the mind of your average normie, even here in Australia.
It's pretty hard to watch, I find it strange that Elliot Rodger is "alt right" to these person despite being half white/half asian.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:07:23 No. 36464
get ready to go hard NEETs
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:10:44 No. 36466
>>36463
>have jewish mother and be non-white
>part of alt-right
>quoting SPLC seriously
>white ISIS
>that entire video
fuck america tbh
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:11:23 No. 36467
>>36463
I already keep a pretty clean image, I don't know what the alt-right has to do with any of this though, I keep out of politics completely.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:12:30 No. 36468
>>36465
The victims are smart and won't rat me out to the police
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:14:50 No. 36469
>>36467
Nothing really, it's just appeal to leftie normies honestly. Nothing she said particularly made sense.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:16:12 No. 36470
>>36469
>Nothing she said particularly made sense.
This is why I don't watch any TV, it's all just bullshit designed to appeal to normies.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:17:51 No. 36471
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. In Elizabeth like I'm some hot wagie
Like I talk to mummybot when I shot wagies
Like you seen em wage then they drop, wagies
And we keep them 9 longnecks on my block, wagies
And Dan keep it on him, he done dropped wagies
And cleanstove be wilding, he some hot NEET
NZNEET known to get busy with them uni thots, NEET
Try to put me on WFD and you can catch a shot, wagie
Running from Cenno till' I pass out
Max Employment gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to Dan, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a NEET, get up out my comfy houuuuuuuse
I been selling certs since like the 10th grade
Really never made no difference how the tendies made
NEETking taught me flip them goon and how to maintain
Get that neetbux back and spend it on the same thing
Stacie like the way that I drop out
I be getting goon till' I fall out
You talking goon dog, I goes all out
Stacie love the way that I sperg out (reee)
Free Cheesy though, let all of my feels out
Mummybot said no wagies inside my NEET house
That's what got my friends locked up in WFD
Free Cheesy though, let all of my feels out
We gon' pull up in that wagie like we normies on em’
With the NEETsquad's, we gon' put some shots on em'
I send a lil’ pepe to send the drop on em'
Stacie gon' call me up and I'mma sick the pepes on em'
NEET savage, yeah that's what we are
NEET shooters dressed in cumdies
NEET all day, I get so comfy
I’ve got Dan on my NEET squaaaaaaaad
And roastie if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Pepes poppin 'out the AR
I'm with shireNEET, I'm with dogNEET, I'm with binNEET
Broad daylight and we gon' tell them boomers go
Tell Turnbull free NEETs-o
Somewaaaaaaaaaaay free NEETs-o
And tell my NEETs, wagies teaming, ho
Wagies caught our goonsack 'bout a week ago, week ago
Fuck with NEETs and then we reeeeing, ho
Run up on that wagie get to reeeeiing, ho
Everybody catching Pajeets certs
Cenno got me on my anxiety yo
I'mma run up, put that cert on 'em
I'mma run up, go Abo on 'em
NEETs got me on that Executive-sized shit
Got me on that go big boi comfy shit
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:27:55 No. 36472
Who remembers adelaide fappening? I lived there at the time, was pretty funny to see one of my ex's friends .
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:29:05 No. 36474
>>36471
This song is a bad influence on wholesome neets
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:29:51 No. 36475
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:30:15 No. 36476
>>36471
The madman returns.
Brilliant REEEEEE to start off with.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:30:23 No. 36477
>>36471
10/10 will wank to again
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:38:23 No. 36478
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:42:06 No. 36479
>>36471
You're a bizarre character NEETo
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:42:54 No. 36480
>>36471
The rhymes are even better in this one.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:45:07 No. 36481
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:46:36 No. 36482
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:49:44 No. 36483
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:52:36 No. 36484
>>36481
Did you have a special dream about Dan?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:56:15 No. 36485
>>36484
It was one of those iron bar dreams
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:56:52 No. 36486
>tfw Chads and Stacies are partying in an apartment near me
>singing sk8boi and happy birthday to someone
>tfw lonely
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:57:23 No. 36487
>>36486
better blast Hot NEET back at them
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 10:58:18 No. 36488
>>36485
The one where UNNA gets killed for shitting in the craft beer isle and her body is dragged to the dumpster, ready for u?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:04:48 No. 36489
Sup neets, haven't been around since Monday
What's happened since then?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:05:58 No. 36490
>>36489
Catch up on the gen
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:06:50 No. 36491
>>36490
I don't have time to read like six generals, it's almost wank oclock
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:07:28 No. 36492
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:08:30 No. 36493
>>36492
I hope you accidentally forgot to type the word dozen there mate, a few wanks in a week is a poor effort
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:09:31 No. 36494
>>36493
I second this advice
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:15:10 No. 36495
Just informed a spam emailer that he should have a wank
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:16:15 No. 36496
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:22:18 No. 36497
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:23:29 No. 36498
>>36495
Was it a noreply email though?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:24:24 No. 36499
>>36498
If the message bounces back then you have a nice excuse for a wank
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:26:36 No. 36500
>>36498
It looks like a hijacked domain, I do hope my good news reaches him though. It will keep me awake at night.
Good night NEETs
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:36:02 No. 36501
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:37:17 No. 36502
>>36500
Good night, I'm off to bed too.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:39:38 No. 36503
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:41:35 No. 36504
>>36489
The goon has run out
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:42:20 No. 36505
Had a neet nap and had a nightmare about getting a circumcision with nail clippers so I got our of bes
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:49:51 No. 36506
>>36502
>>36500
Night
>>36505
That's a particularly bad dream. Im going to bed with my sword to see if I can bring it into dreams. Would be pretty handy for nightmares tbh.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:52:51 No. 36507
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:55:55 No. 36508
>>36471
>tfw only neet not named drop
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:57:38 No. 36509
>>36508
possum and infosecNEET weren't there as well
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:57:49 No. 36510
>>36506
What if you cut your dick off with it in your sleep?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:58:28 No. 36511
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:59:01 No. 36512
I'm new to being a neet - How do you deal with headaches in the middle of that day from too much computer?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:59:03 No. 36513
>>36511
I'm Monaro NEET tbh
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 11:59:16 No. 36514
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:00:52 No. 36515
>>36512
Learn that the pain is the only thing that reminds you that you exist and embrace it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:01:30 No. 36516
tbh I kinda feel like writing songs, maybe I can colab with NeetGang on an Album
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:02:20 No. 36517
>>36513
No your the neet who plays with the ball at the park and never shares
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:03:36 No. 36518
>>36508
>>36509
sorry m8s, I knew some would be left out no matter what and that sucks. I hope you still enjoyed it though.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:04:30 No. 36519
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:04:52 No. 36520
How does a NEET get a name?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:04:55 No. 36521
>>36517
I never go to the park mate, I don't even know if people play with balls in the parks here anyways, they just climb mountains and shit
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:04:56 No. 36522
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:05:30 No. 36524
>>36520
One is assigned. Or at least that is the way it is supposed to be done.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:09:32 No. 36525
Down the hatch
Fire in the belly
The sweet nectar of Dan's delights
>that feeling when
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:11:05 No. 36526
>pros:
. fought past that creative block to really implement some long-standing changes
>cons:
. broke everything. everything. Enemies now double up infinitely and shit bullets everywhere.
Time to go fetch the unbroken version of the wavespawn code from Google Drive. Gonna need another Monster for this.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:11:08 No. 36527
>>36508
>tfw no NEET-name to drop
t. anon
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:14:37 No. 36528
>>36243
>Do you cunts know what I'm talking about?
Not really. Did you do it?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:16:35 No. 36529
>>36521
Well I've seen you climbing those mountains with your ball too
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:16:56 No. 36530
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:18:10 No. 36531
>tfw said good night like an hour ago
got about 5-600k's to drive tomorrow. I'm dropping a plasma tele off to my dad and I'm planning on leaving at 8
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:20:49 No. 36532
>>36531
If you drive really fast you'll get there sooner
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:21:54 No. 36533
>>36531
Is he reimbursing your fuel costs?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:23:43 No. 36534
>>36522
Goon is an Australian slang term for Box Wine, which is wine that comes in 4 liters or 5 liters well you can get goon in 15l but that's more industrial than everyday shit, I mean I don't think even Dans sells 15L goon but I know resteraunts and shit can buy them bags that go in a box
It's by far the cheapest form of Alcohol in Australia, as a 4l box of Goon at Dan's will cost you $9 If you want Golden Oak Fruity which you do
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:23:53 No. 36535
>>36532
you smart man
>>36533
nah, or he hasn't said he will and I don't want his money. I drive that far on cruises normally anyway but I don't normally have a destination so tomorrow's drive will be boring
I'll get there and back on about a tank so like $100
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:23:55 No. 36536
>tfw not the patriarch of a large family
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:25:00 No. 36537
>>36535
That would be a big hit to the average neets budget
Wagie?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:25:08 No. 36538
>>36534
>which you do
The original and the best
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:25:21 No. 36539
>>36532
I once drove very fast on the freeway, would of been jailed if I was caught
I got done in on the way back but at 120 so at least I only got 1 demerit rather than what the fuck you'd get for being at 180
This was a few years ago mind you
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:25:41 No. 36540
>>36537
DSP and I dont smoke or drink, I am working most week ends though.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:25:41 No. 36541
>>36534
>responding to vpn larps
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:26:25 No. 36542
>>36540
Ok Mr holier than thou
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:26:48 No. 36543
>>36535
So you're Shire NEET ain't you
So if you often do 5-6 hour drives I guess you've been through the Snowy mountains a few times then
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:27:12 No. 36544
>>36542
I was just saying it as why I have bux.
>>36543
cruiseNEET
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:27:52 No. 36545
>>36541
Look maybe he's larping maybe he hit the goon so hard he forgot what goon is
What ever the case is, I must educate the thread on our holy spirit
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:28:15 No. 36546
>>36544
But you are from the shire right IIRC
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:28:34 No. 36547
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:31:36 No. 36548
>>36525
Ok I own a large knife, and if I went somewhere and wanted to cook they'd delay a plane?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:31:52 No. 36549
>>36547
Ah, maybe one day we can neet up
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:34:19 No. 36550
>>36544
Sorry mate a bit cranky tonight
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:34:52 No. 36551
>>36550
You're right mate, better here than irl.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:35:12 No. 36552
Fuck writing song lyric is hard, dunno how NEETGang does it
All I have is this and it's kinda shit
Somebody once told me the Dan is gonna Goon me
I ain't the sharpest NEET in the Thread
He was looking kind of dumb with his goonbag and his bar
In the shape of a "Rape" on hos forehead
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:37:32 No. 36553
>>36501
This is some solid progression
Won't be long before our mate is african american tier
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:38:49 No. 36554
I'm stroking my fat greasy penis
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:39:09 No. 36555
>>36520
Just give yourself one and repeat it until the other neets start using it too
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:39:13 No. 36556
>>36554
Why are wogs allowed here again
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:39:28 No. 36557
>>36554
I'll be joining you (spiritually) shortly
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:39:50 No. 36558
>>36555
different NEET here, been trying it, not working
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:39:56 No. 36559
>>36556
to keep the lebs out
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:40:00 No. 36560
>>36552
Well the NEETs get going when the goon starts flowing
brainlet power stops your brain growing
cumdies soak up the NEET cum
when you think of NEETos mummybots bum
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:40:15 No. 36561
>>36552
Any halfwit can rap. It's the quarterwits that struggle
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:40:26 No. 36562
>>36554
>>36557
Ah so it is time for a council neeting then
well let us all deliberate
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:41:12 No. 36563
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:41:19 No. 36564
>>36562
I can feel the aura radiating.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:41:28 No. 36565
>>36561
Rapping is commonly done by poorfag retards then
>>36562
I think i'll be bringing up the visceral offense I felt upon reading the word neeting
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:41:37 No. 36566
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:41:41 No. 36567
>>36561
Oh that's not an issue, but rather trying to get lyrics
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:42:17 No. 36568
>>36561
I'm an octowit.
Utterly impossible for me.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:42:21 No. 36569
>>36558
>different neet
sounds like the kind of neet name I would have taken as a teenager
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:42:50 No. 36570
>>36560
Goon supply is still cut off from Dan, I had to buy some goon off the black market
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:43:58 No. 36571
>>36570
>black market
You mean the cuz down the street?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:45:02 No. 36572
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:45:24 No. 36573
>>36569
kek, when I'm MonaroNEET but if you'd prefer to call me differentNEET or SnowyNEET as Monaro makes people think of the car
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:45:55 No. 36574
>>36572
God here.
LOST sucked.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:46:04 No. 36575
>>36572
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:46:25 No. 36576
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:46:47 No. 36577
>>36574
Time to buy a fedora
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:47:30 No. 36578
>>36573
It's too late, I'm already picturing you as a fully sick holden
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:51:32 No. 36580
>>36578
Fuck it
It's better than anything I'll ever actually be
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:52:00 No. 36581
>>36567
It's 'writer's block'. Just have to push through
>>36572
Have a fully assembled power-rack
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:53:13 No. 36582
>>36581
That looks a bit short
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:54:10 No. 36583
>>36582
Manlets need suicide too you know
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:54:18 No. 36584
>>36582
It's for the possums
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:55:14 No. 36585
>>36581
You tie the rope to your dick then bounce up and down till its ripped off
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:55:29 No. 36586
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:57:17 No. 36587
>>36585
You could wind it up and swing around like helicopter blades
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 12:59:30 No. 36588
While looking at monaro's I came across this, I dont think I've seen a HT before. That is a beautiful body shape.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:05:09 No. 36589
>>36588
I've seen boongs drive those
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:06:01 No. 36590
>>36589
were they shitted up
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:08:44 No. 36591
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:09:54 No. 36592
>>36588
Has a really nice 'wavy/rolling' look to it. Reminds me of one of my faves, the Ford XB. We had such nice-looking cars back then.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:09:59 No. 36593
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:10:57 No. 36594
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:11:19 No. 36595
>>36592
tbh our cars never really looked shit with some exceptions
It's going to be a shame with Aussie cars dead especially as how Holden is wading the Commodore's corpse around
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:12:11 No. 36596
>>36592
My dad had an xb, he had it stored at a mates sons place who was doing work on it, left it at one of his mates place and then him and his missus split and the xb went "missing"
spewing aye
He had an xw too and that was gutsy as fuck
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:13:01 No. 36598
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:13:08 No. 36599
>>36593
Borrow the ice-addicts hammer if you need to destroy your HDD
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:13:23 No. 36600
>>36597
Good work, lad, looks great.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:14:29 No. 36601
>>36599
It's called an ice pick mate, not a hammer
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:14:33 No. 36602
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:18:49 No. 36603
>>36595
I read a news article stating that Holden had its worst drop in sales in like 70 years last month with the release of the new German-made commodore. Sad to hear, the new car does look nice though.
>>36596
Tell me the missus didn't take it. My dream car would have to be the XY GT.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:19:56 No. 36604
>>36601
You're thinking of a different ice
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:20:45 No. 36605
>>36603
Oh It's probably a nice car, but it's not a Commodore
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:21:05 No. 36606
>>36604
I thought that neets friends just liked to keep cool
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:24:41 No. 36607
>>36603
>Tell me the missus didn't take it.
It went missing from her yard. I think she did and I think she was/is a bit of a gear fiend. Probably sold it for a weeks worth of junk.
XY's are great, had a family mate with one.
My dream car is probably a shelby 500. They get me wet.
They look magic.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:25:03 No. 36608
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:25:22 No. 36609
>>36243
>Do you cunts know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
You're gay.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:25:53 No. 36610
Good night neets and automobile neets
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:26:25 No. 36611
>>36610
Night, bud. Sleep tight.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:26:28 No. 36612
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:26:28 No. 36613
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:27:54 No. 36614
>>36290
Also known as raymond watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots
This is the biscuit's crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe
KMFDM forever sucks
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:30:03 No. 36615
>>36448
That I am. What's on your mind?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:30:14 No. 36616
I'm off to bed too, got to be up in 6 hours.
Sweet dreams NEETs.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:30:32 No. 36617
>>36329
Is she hot? Are you going to smash?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:31:15 No. 36618
>>36616
Good luck with that, neet, it's always a bastard.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:31:44 No. 36619
>>36607
Fuck yeah though personally I prefer Shelby's other work
IE being the Cobra and the GT40 even if it's for historical reasons
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:31:56 No. 36620
>>36336
I assumed he sniffs a lot because the Yugoslav secret police beat him within an inch of his life and he has a bunch of messed up lifelong injuries as a result.
I mean how else (brain damage) do you explain the unironic Stalinism?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:32:36 No. 36621
>>36329
Never knew LotR neet was Shovel Neighbour neet
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:32:44 No. 36622
>>36338
>pretend
>balls deep
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:33:42 No. 36623
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:34:47 No. 36624
>>36327
Is this the double agent who got gassed
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:34:58 No. 36625
>>36376
>i'm the poopman
>whee bap bap badabadope
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:37:47 No. 36626
Almost drunk-enough to listen to NEETgang's new single. Still cringing from the last.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:38:01 No. 36627
>>36457
Is it good? I'm reading Roadside Picnic after having seen the movie.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:38:44 No. 36628
>>36627
Weird I looked that one up after a /v/ thread today
Is it actually Stalker the book
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:38:56 No. 36629
>>36463
There is absolutely nothing more alt-right than WMAF racemixing.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:39:22 No. 36630
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:40:09 No. 36631
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:40:25 No. 36632
>>36626
poor attitude, it must be embraced
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:40:30 No. 36633
>>36628
Yes it is absolutely the 1970s Soviet novel that inspired CTALKEP the Soviet movie (awesome) and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. the video game (never played it)
If you've played the game, tell us what you thought of it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:41:17 No. 36634
>>36629
This
Then again the alt-right is a CIA honeypot
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:42:23 No. 36635
>>36634
>CIA honeypot
honestly what isn't at this point? (((they))) have everything left, right whatever on lockdown. we full blown authoritarian hyper capitalist now just like in the animes, resistance is futile. Technocracy now.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:43:58 No. 36636
>>36526
>broke everything
I hope you had version control, GameNEET.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:44:27 No. 36637
>>36634
Richard B Spencer is a gay fed.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:46:48 No. 36638
>>36632
Just watched it. The production value is better than the last, but I just don't like rap/hip-hop in general. I still rate it highly as it's OC and related to us. And I look forward to more.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:47:06 No. 36639
>>36508
>tfw no bookNEET
fuckkkkennnnnnn >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/ >>>/zundel/
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:47:43 No. 36640
>>36556
Kappa wogs vs Adidas wogs.
Discuss.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:48:01 No. 36641
>>36637
He's jewish too, like stefan molyneux and alex jones.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:48:11 No. 36642
>>36635
probably Jim and /ausneets/
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:49:20 No. 36643
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:49:26 No. 36644
>>36576
Coming at you at straight 88
Miles per hour, that's enough to generate
1.21 jiggawatts, son, and I'm on the run
From the Libyans
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:49:48 No. 36645
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:50:36 No. 36646
>>36585
Alfred Kinsey pls go.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:50:46 No. 36647
>>36640
Isn't Adidas more of a slav thing than a wog thing
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:51:18 No. 36648
>>36644
Gadaffi did nothing wrong
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:51:27 No. 36649
>>36605
Expensive cunts. Top of the range is $60k
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:51:41 No. 36650
>>36643
One lives in Canada, one live in Turkey
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:52:16 No. 36651
>>36649
And not even a v8 right
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:52:56 No. 36652
UP AND GO WITH BAILEYS CUUNNNNNTTTTTTT
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:53:24 No. 36653
>>36635
>CIA honeypot
>honestly what isn't at this point
Mossad honeypot.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:53:38 No. 36654
>>36636
Not a problem, I managed to salvage it.
Turned out the code I thought I broke was fine and the broken code was for something completely different and easily fixable. Par for course, eh?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:54:28 No. 36655
>>36647
Especially in yellow.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:55:29 No. 36656
>>36648
Qaddafi was a load-bearing dictator. Removing him has doomed Europe.
Hillary laughed while he was being raped with a bayonet.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:55:44 No. 36657
>>36635
That's some cuckminster fuller type shit, you need to vacate to the innalands and grow some fruit and veg
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:56:56 No. 36658
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:57:58 No. 36659
>>36651
Nope. Either a V6 or turbo'd 4 cylinder
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:58:44 No. 36660
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:59:27 No. 36661
>>36658
Code for mechanical vibrator?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 13:59:39 No. 36662
>>36659
You'd think they'd change it in waves but no everything has changed
No V8, no RWD, no Australian Manufacture, no high powered HSVs and possibly worst of all NO UTE
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:01:35 No. 36663
>>36661
State of the art teledildonics firmware, NEET.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:02:26 No. 36664
About to go to bed with my Chinese gf. It's real race mixing hours, who up?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:02:58 No. 36665
digits confirm synagogue of moloch did 9/11
>>36662
Cars are for low test aliens, buy a horse.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:03:20 No. 36666
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:04:54 No. 36668
>>36656
Oh that much is obvious, the same way Assad is now
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:05:15 No. 36669
>>36668
Can't Mossad the Assad.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:05:39 No. 36670
>>36664
I can't stand the voice of a Chinese female, I mean mate if you're going to race mix at least have standards and pic a nip woman or a jew
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:06:43 No. 36671
>>36670
There aren't a lot of nips around here.
>complains about chinese woman voice
>suggests jew voice as improvement
NEET, are you unwell?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:08:26 No. 36672
>>36662
There's no new variation of utes. We Europe now. HSV is still doing shit here though, although it's mostly 'Aussie'ing' imports from the US.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:08:33 No. 36673
>>36671
I know a Jew is a scourge but mate a chinks voice is the worst possible ear rape there is to the point a filthy kike is an improvement, at least their voice is a bit funny while a chinkesses is like nails on chalk
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:09:17 No. 36674
>>36664
Those special pillows are Japanese in origin.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:09:29 No. 36675
>>36673
What about a Wakandan qween?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:10:09 No. 36676
>>36672
I know that much, I'm just saying it's complete shit and if holden was going to phase it all out they should of done so slower than just going "OY VEY V8 RWD AUSSIE UTES ARE ANTI SEMITIC ONLY FWD 4 CYLINDER WAGONS NOW"
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:10:42 No. 36677
>>36675
Isn't that a made up shit thing from a movie I'm probably not going to watch
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:11:07 No. 36678
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:11:28 No. 36679
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:12:32 No. 36680
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:13:40 No. 36681
>>36677
Yep.
But also black women in general.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:14:27 No. 36682
>>36679
Can't Employ a Mentally-Ill NEET
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:15:59 No. 36683
>>36649
Its funny, because that imported commodore is a rebadged Opel Insignia which is another General Motors brand in Europe. GM recently sold Opel to PSA group, the same people who own Peugeot and Citroen. It will be interesting in a few years what they replace it with (If Holden doesn't go bankrupt since their sales are pitiful) will it either be a actual Peugeot or imported FWD Chevy Impala. It is just really sad, our car industry was so great.
At least Ford was sensible and didn't rebadge a Mondeo as a Falcon.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:21:45 No. 36684
>tfw looking at grills that wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
Wai do I keep doing this to myself?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:25:01 No. 36685
>>36684
>tfw not into golden showers
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:25:02 No. 36686
>>36673
I think filos are worse
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:35:25 No. 36687
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:37:04 No. 36688
>>36686
The Phillipines is basically the land that cuisine forgot.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:38:28 No. 36689
>>36687
Am off to bed too. G'night m80's
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 14:49:21 No. 36690
>>36689
You haven't earned the right to go to bed yet
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 16:44:04 No. 36691
Rotting aboriginal erection
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 16:48:21 No. 36692
Hello there, fellow neets from across the pond. I must ask you guys a great question that has perplexed me to no avail. How did the commie bastards co-opt the welfare claiming identity? Like in objective history that Lenin the vile glorified cunt ordered unemployed people to be sent gulags specifically prominent in Tambov where that vile commie kike over saw the usage chemical weapons on Russia soldier, people and the supposedly catered proletariat. Hell this was before Stalin made it fully illegal via legislation to be unemployed, pejoratives calling neets social parasites. God fuggin damn it was based lovely hitler who made the wonderouswellfare state.
Hell yeah hail welfare my dudes
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 16:58:33 No. 36693
>>36692
That's some superior autism right there
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 17:34:20 No. 36694
>>36693
Hell yeah my neet, thas the kind of mind that gets welfare
AND IS EXEMPT FROM WORK HECK YEAH
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 17:58:34 No. 36695
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 18:52:15 No. 36696
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 19:32:44 No. 36697
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:09:25 No. 36698
>>36696
>>36695
>>36697
Good morning NEETs.
I am taking doggo for his walk now.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:31:44 No. 36699
>>36619
GT40's look like they are still a few years away and their over 50 years old.
Truly ahead of their time.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:35:56 No. 36701
>>36642
>/ausneets/ isn't a honey pot
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:37:50 No. 36702
>>36644
Did you read it or did the number 88 send you off on a spergacious tangent?
Seriously, read it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:43:44 No. 36703
>>36676
>ARE ANTI SEMITIC
?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:48:07 No. 36704
>>36683
>GM recently sold Opel to PSA group
Considering they're already making 4 cylinders I think the way of a Peugeot is more likely tha a Chev.
The pic posted before made it look like a stretched hatchback, granny car.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:49:52 No. 36705
>>36700
Good morning mate.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:51:23 No. 36706
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Did the shopping. Got some meals for the long weekend planned out. In no particular order:
- Mummybot's homemade sausage roll recipe
- Some slow cooked beef
- These turkey wings
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:52:10 No. 36707
>>36704
The French make terrible cars, Holden is pretty much done for now.
F.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:56:45 No. 36708
>>36692
I don't think you can be NEET and a proletariat, also we're not across the pond, that's the US.
I don't know what this is.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 20:58:30 No. 36709
>>36706
Those wings look great and sausage rolls are a good bet.
I should start making them. For what they are, they're cheap.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:03:12 No. 36710
>>36709
They're cheap and easy and pretty comfy.
Mummybot's (or more accurately Nannybot's) recipe uses rolled oats in place of breadcrumbs, and you'd never know they were there. They disappear while cooking through some manner of witchcraft.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:03:53 No. 36711
>>36706
I was just thinking yesterday that I should cook turkey more often.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:09:32 No. 36712
>>36471
An absolute masterpiece.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:11:04 No. 36713
>>36695
>>36696
>>36697
>>36698
>>36700
>>36705
Morning NEETs. You haven't been sending rude messages to each other, have you?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:14:37 No. 36714
>>36713
Good morning Karen.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:22:28 No. 36715
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:23:36 No. 36716
>>36710
>oats in place of breadcrumbs
Haven't heard of that before, that's interesting.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:27:17 No. 36717
>>36716
I'd have to look up the ratio, but it's not 1:1. Something like half a cup of rolled oats where you would use 1 cup of breadcrumb.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:31:30 No. 36718
I think they use oats in blood puddings in the same sort of way they are used in those sausage rolls.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:32:10 No. 36719
About to head off to go see Dad.
Have a good day NEETs, see you tonight.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:32:28 No. 36720
>>36718
Binder basically. Something to suck up the moisture.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:33:00 No. 36721
>>36719
Safe driving my friend. I will see you upon your return.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:34:04 No. 36723
>>36722
plus its a nutritious snack later on
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:34:25 No. 36724
>>36722
I just use those desiccant sachets that come with shoeboxes and the like.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:37:02 No. 36726
>>36725
kek.
did you make that?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:38:58 No. 36727
>>36726
No I did not make it.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:41:00 No. 36728
I am going out to the shed now to assemble my bench. The last piece of equipment that needs doing.
It is much smaller than the power rack obviously, but it is more complicated because it is adjustable. It may take me a while. I will report back when I am done.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:41:58 No. 36729
>>36728
Good luck.
Don't do any bolts up so tight that the tubing starts to bend.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 21:49:38 No. 36730
>>36729
because we don't want him to get too strong?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 22:49:25 No. 36733
>>36638
I actually don't listen to any rap at all either, just did it as the genre is so over the top to begin with it fits the absurdity of the lyrics. Tbh probably won't make any more, there are only so many NEET references you can make lyrics wise before it gets worn out and I'd prefer to end things on a high note.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 22:53:10 No. 36734
>>36686
I'd say it goes:
>Semi-respectable tier:
1. Jap
2. South Korean
>Normie wagie met her at work tier:
3. hong kong/singaporean
>Old desperate boomer tier:
4. poojeeta
5. chinky
6. vietnamese/thai etc.
7. indonesian
8. Filipino
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 22:54:27 No. 36735
>>36719
>been here for so long you instantly read over "Dad" as "Dan"
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 22:57:48 No. 36736
BookNEET here, good morning. Anyone need any reads in particular?
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:13:32 No. 36737
>>36736
>BookNEET
Never heard of him.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:24:44 No. 36738
Morning NEEToids
So that one roastie invited me to a party tonight and I'm in two minds about going. I don't want to attend and see for myself how I stack up against her Chad boyfriend, plus it'll be a normie gathering so I'll need to put on a performance. On the other hand… actually I have no good reasons to attend. Fuck it.
I WANT A GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:31:06 No. 36739
>>36732
Dan you huge fuckin' ass blaster!! I went into your Munno Para store today and walked into the fridge to get a slab of Kilkenny, and you didn't have any despite your fuckin' website saying it was in stock.
I had to get a slab of Guiness instead (and 3 bottles of wine).
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:31:40 No. 36740
>>36738
There might be a nice shy wallflower girl at this party.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:32:49 No. 36741
>>36736
You better not be the *tips fedora* cunt..
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:34:04 No. 36742
>>36740
I tell myself that exact lie every single time I leave my house for a social event and it never happens
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:37:29 No. 36743
>>36734
I'd put Indian girls in the normie wagie tier because you can meet quite a few at universities.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:38:12 No. 36744
>>36742
Yeah, well one isn't going to just magically appear in your NEETcave. And put the gun away, you'll scare her off.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:40:26 No. 36745
>>36743
true, a valid point that would apply to the chinkys too
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:42:03 No. 36746
>>36737
Zündel's Bunker
PDF files - 2282 Files, 234 Folders, 26.4GB Total Size
Image Files (Collection - Caricatures in Der Stürmer) - 1208 Files, 145 Folders, 313MB Total Size
/zundel/ - >>>/zundel/
mega link - mega.nz /#F!EINjRS4S!P4RCozMkJ4iqnqnrvKVrDg
Categories: /pol/ History, Psychology & Philosophy, Subversive Jewish Books, Historical Texts, Fiction & Novels, Health & Dietary, Physique & Martial Arts, Science & Engineering, Manual Arts & Architecture, Self-Sustainability & Survival, Misc Skills & Masteries, Music & The Arts.
>>36738
Try a 60's-born woman, they are all that's left really
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:42:57 No. 36747
>>36737
Oh that's an old copypasta, there are about 3000 books in the old archive now. Enjoy, bros.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:51:42 No. 36748
>>36745
It's true that chinese are also at unis but I think indian girls are more attractive on average.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:56:33 No. 36749
>>36748
Can count on one hand how many passable chink females I've seen in my life. All flat faced, with over or undershot jaws and fucked up teeth. Not to mention slitty eyes and terrible English.
NEET 03/09/18 (Fri) 23:59:56 No. 36750
>>36730
If he gets strong enough to overpower us all then we'll have no defence against him taking our board and our artneets to do his bidding
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:02:25 No. 36751
>>36750
He could protect us from Angry Dan though..
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:02:39 No. 36752
>>36744
I watched a anime with a qt who came to a hikki's door and dated him. Why SHOULDN'T a roastie appear in my neetcave? Why not me?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:04:00 No. 36753
>>36751
You can do that by not angering him in the first place
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:05:51 No. 36754
>>36752
WTF is a 'hikki'? Some kind of filthy Jap NEET?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:06:44 No. 36755
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:06:55 No. 36756
>>36754
A particular type of NEET who just never goes outside ever. Not really an option for ausneets with the wfd/Cenno bullshit. Maybe if they're on DSP.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:08:02 No. 36757
>>36756
They must have really tolerant mummybots and daddybots.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:08:59 No. 36758
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:09:32 No. 36759
>>36739
You drink what your given
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:09:55 No. 36760
>>36732
So who got sacrificed?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:13:57 No. 36762
>>36756
So why did he get up to answer the front door?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:16:39 No. 36763
>>36762
Because I guess the realistic depiction of the hikki hiding behind the couch and hoping they go away, wasn't a good premise for an anime.
Either that or he thought it was an online grocery delivery. I don't watch anime, the yank flag VPNer can answer that.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:24:19 No. 36764
>tfw woke up severely depressed
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:33:05 No. 36765
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:35:42 No. 36766
>>36764
>>36765
I know that feel but not when waking up. When I was super depressed I would have a bit of hope in the morning and then it would just get worse and worse into the evening.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:42:51 No. 36767
>>36696
>>36695
>>36697
>>36698
Good morning frinds
>>36700
Cleanstove has really "let himself go"
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:43:50 No. 36768
>>36738
Go to the party. You might meet the qt of your dreams.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:48:12 No. 36769
>>36767
Good morning
>Cleanstove
Very well bantered.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:51:27 No. 36770
The bench is assembled. All systems are now ready to go. I am going to do my first workout tomorrow: 5x5 Squats, 5x5 Bench Press and 5x5 Barbell Row.
I am spending today researching how to do the exercises with proper form. At this stage I don't even know what a barbell row is. But I will know soon.
Going to start very small. Just the bar only for the squats and only a little bit of weight for the other exercises.
Going to get YUUUUGE NEETs.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:52:45 No. 36771
>>36770
Nice work. Could you post a reference pic of what your body looks like now and again at the end of the year please
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:54:39 No. 36772
>>36726
He may not have made the image but he did make it appear in this thread.
>>36735
Yes, and any four-letter words that start with 'wa..' become 'wank'. This can't be a good thing.
>>36736
No. You can go back to sleep now.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:55:15 No. 36773
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:55:19 No. 36774
>>36771
I don't think I will take any pics. Once I am fit I plan to pretend like the current situation never happened. I will blot it from my mind.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:56:59 No. 36775
>>36739
Did you ask the staff about the Kilkenny or could you just not find it on the floor? It might have been out back.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 00:57:31 No. 36776
>>36774
Are you a lanklet at the moment? I still am, even after lifting for about 1.5 years now and having to buy pants one size bigger due to thigh growth.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:00:19 No. 36777
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:00:57 No. 36778
>>36775
I'm sure they had ``warm`` Kilkenny, but I wanted ``cold`` beer, as I planned to start drinking as soon as I got home.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:01:22 No. 36779
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:01:42 No. 36780
>>36777
>19 seconds into the afternoon
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:02:07 No. 36781
>>36780
Only if you're an AEST fag.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:02:25 No. 36782
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:02:50 No. 36783
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:03:34 No. 36784
>>36782
Lucky
>>36781
Years of isolation has led to me pretending I live in the eastern states
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:03:52 No. 36785
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:04:12 No. 36786
>>36779
>backticks instead of single quotes
Pretty good guide for teaching boomers how to write emails.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:04:36 No. 36787
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:05:13 No. 36788
>>36776
I am quite tall, but well knit.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:06:04 No. 36789
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:06:45 No. 36790
test
another test
mugga fugga test
nigga test
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:07:17 No. 36791
>>36789
>>36790
Congratulations
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:07:35 No. 36792
>>36789
Now you can properly bestow the 2018 Nurgle fuzzed/fussed/fuzed/fused to a chair award
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:08:26 No. 36793
>>36792
You need to make the text big because executive neets don't get much bloodflow into their eyes
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:08:51 No. 36794
>>36793
all goes to my huge dingus innit
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:09:06 No. 36795
>>36750
His frequency of workouts will be limited to whenever the Handyman can come 'round to clean the possum-shit from his equipment, thus nullifying any gains made in the preceding time so there's no need to worry about that ever happening.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:09:19 No. 36796
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:09:41 No. 36797
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:10:18 No. 36798
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:10:25 No. 36799
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:11:30 No. 36801
>>36795
Once he starts making gains and getting proper hungry, those possums are gonna start looking mighty tasty…
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:15:38 No. 36802
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:31:53 No. 36804
Should have bought two slabs of Guiness. I'm 6 cans in and still feel empty inside.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:45:28 No. 36805
>>36804
Dan's poisons can't fill the hole inside of you. You have a spiritual problem.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:49:12 No. 36806
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 01:50:50 No. 36807
>>36804
Guiness tastes like liquid vegemite.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:06:44 No. 36808
Are you guys even doing anything today?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:13:36 No. 36809
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:18:31 No. 36811
>>36808
Drawing/painting, jap Anki reps, working on the game. Gonna go for a jog and fetch some protein power/more Monster.
Also get revise a script and start editing for another videogame video review. That's a project series that's been on the shelf for a couple of months.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:20:34 No. 36812
>>36808
I'm awake. Isn't that enough?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:21:53 No. 36813
>>36808
The only things I "do" is go to Community Solutions to get my neetbux and occasionally check my beehives.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:29:34 No. 36815
>>36808
fighting off the urge to drink whisky
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:30:02 No. 36816
>>36814
No worries m8, enjoy.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:31:45 No. 36817
>>36816
I'd pee in her butt.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:32:32 No. 36818
>>36817
Ew ew ew, you'll get cooties.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:42:20 No. 36819
>>36817
Before or after she lost the weight?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:42:53 No. 36820
>>36819
After. Fatties aren't real people.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:43:39 No. 36821
>>36820
You just called this entire board fake.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:44:23 No. 36822
>>36821
Well I'm more concerned about females. Couldn't care less how fat my NEETs are.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:54:25 No. 36824
Which one of you cunts slipped the sad-pill into my morning coffee?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:58:56 No. 36826
>>36811
It sounds like you are going okay mate.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 02:59:11 No. 36827
>>36734
I agree with you list based solely upon these two images.
>>36760
Another No_Name_NEET bites the dust.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:07:04 No. 36828
>>36824
Date rape drugs are getting sneakier
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:08:24 No. 36829
>>36808
Going to read a bit and play some vidya
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:09:00 No. 36830
>>36829
What are you reading?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:10:26 No. 36831
>>36826
Thanks, brother. I have found through many years of NEETery that I will go insane if I'm not doing something. Therefore I keep doing shit.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:12:15 No. 36832
>>36830
I've been reading Ada by Nabokov. It's a bit thesaurus tier at times but it's really comfy to read.
I just got Mishima's The Temple of the Golden Pavilion so I will make a start on that too
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:13:41 No. 36833
>>36832
I'm reading Metro 2034 by Dmitry Glukhovsky.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:15:11 No. 36834
>>36833
Is it any good? I've thought about picking up 2033 at some point, Stalker was a comfy game and it sounds like it's in a similar vein
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:17:02 No. 36835
>>36834
You should play Metro 2033 and Metro Last Light, games based off the books to an extent. They have more action, or else the game would just be a bunch of gopniks walking around in post apocalyptic Moscow Metro. 2033 was a great book though, I'm too tired to get into detail about it, but it tickled my sphincter just right.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:17:56 No. 36836
>>36835
I apparently own Metro 2033 (the game) so I will give it a go. Cheers neeto
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 03:19:05 No. 36837
>>36836
Be careful of the librarians.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:01:38 No. 36838
>>36319
Yeah I took a bunch of creatine and it basically destroyed my kidneys. My GP thought I had AIDS.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:08:52 No. 36839
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:17:54 No. 36840
>>36702
Of course I didn't read it. Miss me with that slave morality shit.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:23:24 No. 36841
>>36761
Top 10 Anime Intros
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:24:33 No. 36842
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:26:46 No. 36843
>>36836
>accidentally own the game
Fellow HumbleBundle user detected.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:31:39 No. 36844
>>36839
His GP was probably right about his GRIDS.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:39:05 No. 36845
>>36844
>The original term for AIDS
Never knew that
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:40:49 No. 36846
>>36845
The history of aids is genuinely pretty interesting
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:41:01 No. 36847
>>36845
LOL:
"In the early days of AIDS (i.e., 1982–1985), the terms "gay cancer" and "gay plague" were also used.[2][3][4]"
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:45:12 No. 36848
>>36847
It was genuinely like a plague for them. The homo community was still fairly small back then, but tens of thousands of them died.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:45:47 No. 36849
Looks like someone's Mummyboy isn't happy
>My 21yr old son has become really irresponsible and disrespectful, it is destroying our relationship. I have suggested that it is time for him to move out (several times), he seems to just ignore me. He doesn't clean up after himself, his bedroom is like a tip and stinks
http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2706884
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:47:11 No. 36850
>>36849
I'm so glad my mummybot was too technologically illiterate to find whirlpool during my peak neet days, I would have starved on the streets
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:47:42 No. 36851
Fellas what are your plans for the year?
Me: Finishing a B.A., getting some kind of work, dumping all my money in crypto if the bull run hasn't started yet
Also trying to get gf
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:48:03 No. 36852
>>36849
Your chubby finger got a little too close to the T
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:49:19 No. 36853
>>36851
Get a better job and losing a bit of weight. Life should be better with those things.
No real hope for a gf, I doubt I'll even fix tfw no friends any time soon.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:53:26 No. 36854
>>36851
Acquiring a poop stool should complete my life.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:55:56 No. 36855
>>36854
I have used mine three times now and it is working well.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:56:59 No. 36856
>>36855
You have had it more than three days though. Are you not having a poo every day?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 04:59:56 No. 36858
>>36857
Are you the person who lives on vegetarian smoothies?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:01:46 No. 36859
>>36851
Well, lose all the weight, get buff, get my projects done, get at least a semi-okay following on several sites for art and videos.
Also maybe finally lose the v-card. Not a gf, that's not happening, but just something.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:15:44 No. 36861
>>36851
Not too sure,getting some sort of work and overcoming my internet/computer addiction are the main things.
Getting clearer skin too but fuck I've tried just about everything at this point to achieve that
>tfw nearly 25% through the year
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:24:09 No. 36862
>>36861
What are your plans to combat internet addiction?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:40:43 No. 36863
>>36851
Work out towards 6-pack abs. Read at least 50 books. Create a financial plan with an advisor.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:40:52 No. 36864
>>36862
Basically no computer until 6PM then I can have it as a reward, been pretty good with it on weekdays but on weekends because of tfw no friends I just get too bored.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:42:20 No. 36865
>>36864
That's a good strategy. It can be pretty hard to find ways to fill time that you've spent shitposting for years and years. Hopefully you find a new interest or hobby out of it
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:42:42 No. 36866
>>36863
How many books have you read so far?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:46:06 No. 36867
>>36866
8 books so far. Planning on picking up the pace during summer.
>>36864
I don't know if it's a good idea but you could get into programming, target that addiction towards a positive outlet.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:46:59 No. 36868
>>36867
>Planning on picking up the pace during summer.
Ah, so you're not a vpnfriend
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:47:13 No. 36869
>>36865
The biggest thing for me is "Aww I'll check my emails and the news" and then before I know it a few hours has gone by.
Thankfully I know that any important shit I'll get a phone call anyway and once I'm more in control I'll probably allow myself 10 minutes while I make breakfast, but I'm not at that stage of self-control yet so have been just cold turkey-ing it until 6PM.
Pretty good, had managed 4 days in a row but fucked it Friday and today obviously.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:49:15 No. 36870
>>36867
The problem with programming is that you need to use the computer for it. If your self control is low (a common problem for neets and neet minded individual), not pressing that on button is the best defense you've got.
>>36869
I know that feel. I guess self control is a skill like anything else.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 05:59:55 No. 36871
>>36870
Yeah, I agree. What worked for me was a self-imposed restrictive environment. I could only get stuff done by using Virtual machines or a LiveUsb dedicated for a specific activity and turning off the router.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:00:22 No. 36872
>>36870
I find it impossible to do anything on the PC other than mindless web browsing if there is an internet connection.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:02:37 No. 36873
>>36872
What are you supposed to be doing instead?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:04:08 No. 36874
>>36873
In the old days it was uni assignments that I struggled to do because the internet was always a click away.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:05:40 No. 36875
>>36872
It's like living across the road from Dan when you're trying to combat a goon addiction
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:08:39 No. 36876
>>36875
It is similar to that but much worse.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:14:35 No. 36877
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:15:34 No. 36878
>>36877
Please elaborate on your feel
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:16:33 No. 36879
What I used to do in the past when I had this problem was put the websites I used to waste the most time on in the hosts file with an IP address of 127.0.0.1, so I couldn't browse to them.
Obviously I could just edit the hosts file again, but I actually found I could tell myself to fuck off when I was about to do that.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:16:35 No. 36880
>tfw emotionally repressed
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:17:42 No. 36881
>>36878
>tfw extremely depressed
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:18:20 No. 36882
>>36879
You could also install one of those website blocking programs and just set the password when you're really drunk so you can't undo it later
>>36881
not better
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:20:54 No. 36883
>>36882
>You could also install one of those website blocking programs
My problem tended to manifest itself at work. Current place isn't a problem, as the proxy already has /pol/, dailystormer etc listed as shit. I have the power to undo that, given I control the proxy, but don't bother.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:35:05 No. 36885
>>36884
Do you seriously watch this sort of shit?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:36:06 No. 36887
>>36885
He might be doing executive gf 2018
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:37:47 No. 36888
Trips and cheesey gets a gf
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:39:11 No. 36889
>>36888
You need more than trips for that request.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:57:28 No. 36891
Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 06:58:10 No. 36892
>>36891
IN ELIZABETH LIKE I'M A HOT WAGIE
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:04:38 No. 36893
>>36892
It's pronounced Lizbef
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:15:58 No. 36894
Pizzahut or Dominos? Pizzahut has better sides but Dominos has better pizza.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:16:42 No. 36895
>>36894
local independent italian
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:19:19 No. 36896
>>36894
I haven't had Pizza Hut in years but I can't imagine that anywhere has worse pizza than Dominos.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:19:30 No. 36897
>>36895
Good man. I try and support the local wog where I can. He's been here ~40 years, and still brings up my late father from time to tiem when I visit. His son and nephew are working with him now.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:23:14 No. 36898
>>36897
>and still brings up my late father from time to tiem when I visit
;_;
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:23:52 No. 36899
>>36897
Is the pizza any good? I went to an old school greek-run fish and chip shop once and it was the worst I have ever had in my life.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:28:04 No. 36900
>>36899
Yeah, they're pretty good. They're Australian-ish pizzas, by which I mean they have a shitload of whatever toppings are on them, rather than the minimalist approach.
It's interesting that I live in a poor area with a Dominos in the same set of shops, but locals will try and visit this bloke before them, money permitting.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:28:56 No. 36901
>>36900
How much more does he cost compared to Dominos?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:29:28 No. 36902
>>36900
Personally I think the dough is what makes or breaks a pizza.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:32:10 No. 36903
>>36895
Too bad they don't deliver to drunk neets/
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:32:31 No. 36904
>>36902
You are not wrong familia
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:45:18 No. 36905
>>36901
If you order a family size "Aussie Supreme with chicken", which I usually do, that's about $22, which he usually rounds down to $20.
So more expensive than 2 x $5 Dominos pizzas made by Curry Bum Steve.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:48:52 No. 36906
I am watching the new Star Wars. A decent torrent of it just came out.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:51:09 No. 36907
>>36905
>a family size
Do you eat it all yourself?
I'm not judging you
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:52:17 No. 36908
>>36907
In 3 goes, usually. Night dinner, some for breakfast, and then the remainder for lunch or dinner.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:53:52 No. 36909
>>36908
If it were me I would eat three quarters of it straight away, and polish off the rest when I got my second wind a couple of hours later.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:55:56 No. 36910
>>36909
Executive potential right here.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:56:06 No. 36911
>>36909
Aspiring executive.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:57:04 No. 36912
Might do a poo and have a wank.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:58:49 No. 36913
>>36912
Don't wank just because you are bored.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 07:59:28 No. 36914
Do you guys feel like your vocabulary is going out of date?
I still call things 'cool' which seems kind of autistic
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:00:43 No. 36915
>>36914
Yes. All my clothes are about ten years old now too.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:00:46 No. 36916
>>36914
I've regressed mine intentionally.
Things are now either dumb and gay, or outright groovy.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:01:33 No. 36917
>>36916
I call people lamers.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:02:30 No. 36919
>>36917
niggers and faggots for me.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:04:22 No. 36920
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:05:12 No. 36921
>>36920
That's alright, I've got a weak as fuck accent as well. We can't all be like our incredible video-NEET friends.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:06:52 No. 36922
>>36921
I'm ShireNEET, I think I have a NEETaccent due to low interaction with normies.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:07:16 No. 36923
>>36915
God do I know that feel.
Sometimes I try to buy clothes at David Jones or one of the normie mens stores in the shopping centre.
My confidence takes two huge hits - once when I have to pretend I'm browsing clothes which aren't on the sales rack and then a second time when I'm looking at myself in the changeroom mirrors and realize that everything looks like shit when I'm wearing it because my body and face look like shit.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:08:04 No. 36924
>>36922
Oh you mean like shitty enunciation and when you listen to yourself on audio you sound like a total autist?
Yeah I've totally got that.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:08:06 No. 36925
>>36923
David Jones is a massive ripoff, it's no wonder they're going broke.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:08:35 No. 36926
>>36924
Yeah that's a NEETaccent.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:08:40 No. 36927
>>36922
You sound really good. I don't detect any NEET accent.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:09:53 No. 36929
>>36923
There's no shame in buying something on sale.
Those department stores probably operate on a 500-700% markup for a start.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:10:05 No. 36930
>>36925
At least they don't have super bright lighting and normie staff members hovering around the store trying to make smalltalk.
>>36920
I sound like a retarded version of cheesecake
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:13:20 No. 36931
>>36927
T-thanks, I sometimes muddle words up though, but I think that's due to just talking about what comes to my mind, I don't plan anything.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:13:31 No. 36932
>>36929
I definitely feel ashamed when I walk into a store full of nicely dressed wageslaves and go straight for the tiny sales rack because I already know I can't afford any of the other clothes. Sometimes the discounts aren't enough and I still can't afford anything. I dress like shit and everyone knows I'm poor.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:15:00 No. 36933
>>36932
I buy most of my clothes from kmart, apart from their pants, they are absolute dogshit, but their t-shirts and jumpers are pretty good.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:15:52 No. 36934
>>36932
Just embrace it. Thrift stores/St Vinnies and whatever are a good source for clothes, and then just combine that with some Big W $5 t-shirts/singlets that's infinitely less tacky than any of those $35 slogan t-shirts anyway.
Just the shirts though, cheap pants fall the fuck apart.
Trying to "dress up" to an economic level you're not at is just going to make you feel like shit. I avoid those stores like the plague.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:16:41 No. 36935
>>36933
Why do they always have those stupid "est 1964 sporting co" logos on them? Everyone knows those are kmart shirts. I would buy them if they didn't have those stupid fucking designs, surely they could pay someone in China $20 for neat designs and make shirts that actually look good.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:18:41 No. 36936
>>36919
I'm not allowed to call people faggots so I call them cucks.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:21:06 No. 36937
>>36932
I'm a wagie, and apart from visiting Myer for a couple of business suits (on separate occasions), I buy the rest of my clothes from Target/Big W/Kmart/Harris Scarfe.
Jeans/tshirts/sweats from these places are indistinguishable from bigger department stores.
And nobody really gives a shit anyway. Your size and smell will deter people well before your particular brand of clothing will.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:21:35 No. 36938
>>36915
>>36923
iktf, thankfully I just buy plain stuff online these days
you always look really bad in the changing room mirrors, the stacie sales girls that always come over give me PTSD too
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:23:03 No. 36939
>>36937
this tbh
do you think a 6'4 fitNEET will look better wearing Vinnies clothes or a 5'4 elliott roger in $400 sunglasses alone?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:28:16 No. 36940
>>36935
I just get plain solid colour t-shirts.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:36:28 No. 36941
>>36940
Yep. Those, plus a polo shirt and a button up shirt.Keep your jeans clean, and save for a pair of leather shoes, and you will fit into most social situations.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:36:52 No. 36942
>>36941
I'm pretty sure nobody wears jeans anymore
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:37:33 No. 36943
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:39:09 No. 36944
>>36941
Basically how I dress, t-shirt or polo and jeans, have some cheap but nice looking leather boots, but I mostly just wear a comfy pair of joggers, they are kind of dressy and not full on running shoes.
>>36942
I've got some chinos but I mostly just wear jeans.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:39:20 No. 36945
>>36943
I mean, obviously people do wear jeans still. What I'm saying is that you might look like those old cunts who wear flannies which went out of style decades ago.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:41:02 No. 36946
>>36945
Ok. If money is tight though, you're better off having one or two pairs of jeans you can wear most places, rather than one pair of fancy pants.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:42:12 No. 36947
I must admit, one time I treated myself to two lacoste polo shirts, $100 each, but damn the cotton feels amazing on them, perhaps this is why rich cunts are so happy.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:43:34 No. 36948
>>36914
I use a random assortment of generic short words and longer words I've randomly picked up from books. I probably sound like a retard and a pseud at the same time
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:43:47 No. 36949
>>36946
I don't mean you should be spending extra on dress pants to wear to your cenno appointments, but rather that you should look into a new style of casual leggings.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:48:50 No. 36951
>>36950
I kinda know that feel, I wasn't executive size but I found it hard trying to find size 42 pants that looked half decent.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:48:51 No. 36952
>>36950
Yeah, unfortunately.
I will get some compliments when I suit up, but that's more to do with the clothes and accessories themselves looking sharp, and the fact that I spend the rest of the time in tshirts/hoodies/jeans.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:50:02 No. 36953
>>36950
Being a fat manlet just makes it even harder
When I was executive size buying clothes was an I'd rather neck myself tier activity
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:50:18 No. 36954
>>36951
Pants suck if you're large. You have to make a choice: do I wear them slung under my belly (and be constantly hitching them up), or up over the belly button (and look retarded), or rely or braces (and try and have the confidence / lack of care to pull it off).
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:53:36 No. 36955
>>36954
I lost a bunch of weight last year, went from 42 down to 36 waist, only problem I have now is size 36 is almost always out of stock, it seems to be the most common pants size.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:54:30 No. 36956
>>36955
I don't even know what those numbers mean. I know M,L,XL,XXL,3XL
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:55:05 No. 36957
>>36956
Inches round the hips on blokes. Even jeans are measured that way.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:55:36 No. 36958
>>36955
36" sounds about right for a man that's not a twiglet.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 08:58:06 No. 36959
>>36958
tfw 30x30 in pants
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:02:00 No. 36960
>>36958
>tfw recently gained enough weight to go from 34 to 36
I knew those tendies were a good thing
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:02:52 No. 36961
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:07:03 No. 36962
>>36960
Keep up the good work with the tendies and you'll be 38 in no time.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:08:35 No. 36963
>>36954
>>36955
>>36956
>>36957
>>36959
>>36960
>>36961
Have you cunts ever looked through historic photos and noticed that almost all the women are attractive? I think it's entirely an issue of bodyfat percentage. It's true for men as well - you always look best at 13%BF no matter what lies you tell yourself. Nobody wants to fuck an executive.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:08:54 No. 36964
Tendies aren't even fattening.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:09:26 No. 36965
>>36963
>Nobody wants to fuck an executive.
There are plenty of executives being fucked.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:09:54 No. 36966
>>36963
Revolutionary! I can't speak for the others, but this line of thinking has never crossed my mind before!
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:10:38 No. 36967
>>36963
They probably smelled like shit though
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:10:51 No. 36968
>>36964
They are if you eat big boy portions
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:11:35 No. 36969
>>36965
I can't imagine any woman really enjoys having a fat stomach pressed against her body and the man struggling to breathe as he flops around
>>36966
Of course, but there's a difference between knowing something logically and understanding that you can make yourself gain a point or two on the /10 scale just by making some changes to the diet
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:12:19 No. 36970
>>36967
I like the smell of female sweat so maybe not
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:12:47 No. 36971
>>36961
Hey vw, you and I are the only ? flag around here. Or has a new NEET joined us.
>>36965
Depends on if you're on the board of mcdonalds or google.
In other news my dog poked it's eye on something like the brainlet that it is.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:13:01 No. 36972
>>36970
What about female shit?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:15:22 No. 36974
>>36972
I think weeks of built-up sweat would probably make up for it, especially if you were used to people smelling like literal shit all the time
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:16:29 No. 36975
>>36963
>Have you cunts ever looked through historic photos and noticed that almost all the women are attractive?
I don't know, I've got some historic photographs on hand and the women look pretty ass.
After the turn of the 20th century, sure, but they probably stopped using lead for facepaint by then.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:26:36 No. 36976
Last Jedi is pretty shit so far. I am struggling through it. All the lefty propaganda.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:28:25 No. 36977
>>36976
>All the lefty propaganda
I don't think you're going to feel any better later on
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:33:27 No. 36978
Computer waste collection is coming to the buildings I used to work at tomorrow, going to wake up early and try to nab some free PC's. This has been a good source of income since i've been NEET.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:35:20 No. 36979
>>36971
>vw
I do not understand.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:36:03 No. 36980
>>36979
>>36971
Also lol. Had to change vpn server and now I have Aus flag.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:43:26 No. 36981
>>36980
No switch back, otherwise I will be the lonely.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 09:46:57 No. 36982
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:01:01 No. 36983
>>36894
Seriously? I feel the exact opposite, Domino's range of sides is a lot more varied than the Hut.
>>36939
>tfw 5'9" in $200 Ray Bans and still can't get the pussy
Feels very bad man
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:04:44 No. 36984
What do you cunts think of Michel’s Patisserie? Apparently they may be going out of business.
They always sold mediocre stale cakes in my opinion. I am surprised they have lasted as long as they did.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:05:52 No. 36985
>>36984
They probably are, their owner (Retail Food Group) is fucked.
I always avoid chains and buy independent but I remember their chocolate cakes being alright.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:06:59 No. 36986
Back from seeing my Dad. Nothing exceptionally remarkable about the trip. On the way back I kept getting followed by these stacies around Clare. I stopped at this small spot in a little town and then they parked there too. They were all dolled up and made me long for my early twenties again. This one guy got out of the car and that made me laugh. Groups of stacies always have that guy that they just string along and eventually he convinces himself he's a poof because he's doing everything right but still not getting any nookie. There is such a thing as trying too hard. They were up my ass for like 40 k's, after I stopped and didn't talk to them while they giggled and whatnot they left never to be seen again.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:07:33 No. 36987
>>36984
The parent company that own the franchise (and others) are a pack of utter cunts. They basically push the franchisees to the wall with ridiculous costs for ingredients and bullshit fees for everything.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:09:30 No. 36988
>>36986
Welcome back mate. I hope you have nice cold air conditioning in your car.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:11:41 No. 36989
>>36986
What an odd encounter. The most exciting thing I did today was have HJ's for dinner. You must feel pretty knackered after such a long drive?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:20:51 No. 36990
Some normie cunt is letting off fireworks, so now my dog has gone troppo and will be like this all night.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:22:31 No. 36991
>>36990
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:24:41 No. 36992
tfw no gf to go travelling
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:26:16 No. 36993
>>36992
Travel with your waifu.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:28:04 No. 36994
A nice afternoon poo for you neets
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:30:08 No. 36996
>>36767
>Cleanstove
heh, I'm going to rename that pic now
>>36774
Will you blot us from your mind too?
>>36840
That isn't what it is about. Paul's books and some of the Torah are the rule shit the rest is about all sorts of crap, it isn't as if it was written with a single idea in mind or from a single perspective.
>>36860
I bet your poo's are like a leaky water fountain
>>36914
I say sweet and awesome sometimes. Cool is my normal word for good. I don't know what the kids are saying these days.
>>36922
You have a nice voice and I like the lack of swearing. I sound like a retarded bogan shitcunt.
>>36934
>Just the shirts though
I do this too, plus pants are harder to find in the right proportions.
>>36940
I can't wear anything with a highly visible name or writing, I feel like I'm promoting something. tbh that's sort of the same as wearing it to promote 'nike' or whatever. I shouldn't care either way.
>>36984
I like their cakes but they are pricey
>>36988
I think there's an electrics fuck up, whenever I turn it on it starts overheating but I think that might just be what it's saying.
I don't use it at all.
>>36989
I feel pretty good considering, bit warm but fine really.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:30:41 No. 36997
>>36992
I suspect this is shopped
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:31:06 No. 36998
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:31:54 No. 36999
I really should break my catch up towerposts into snippet sized posts.
I'm going to miss out on (You) 's because most of you are too lazy to read through that and see what I was referring to and greentext the bits.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:32:36 No. 37000
Cheesy will return.
Check em.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:32:58 No. 37001
>>37000
I sure hope so, I fear for the worst.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:33:14 No. 37002
>>36999
I read a word or two from each line
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:33:31 No. 37003
>>36999
Do the (you)s mean so much to you?
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:34:41 No. 37004
>>36999
I checked each reference. The closest I got to a (you) was the watery shits protein shake comment, which was a reply to their response to my question.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:35:01 No. 37005
>>36996
>Will you blot us from your mind too?
I would never blot you Cruisey. I am quite fond of you.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:36:14 No. 37006
Just got 5 (You) 's in a row.
It's ok I guess.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:37:59 No. 37007
I only got 3 (you)s. He is playing favourites again.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:38:23 No. 37008
>>37003
Don't pretend your hairs on the back of your neck dont stand on end and you tingle with excitement when you see the white exclamation mark.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:38:45 No. 37009
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:38:58 No. 37010
>>37006
Check your (you) privilege
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:39:04 No. 37011
>>37005
I am quite fond of you too possum.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:39:16 No. 37012
>>37008
>the white exclamation mark.
Those could be anyone's (you)s.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:39:39 No. 37014
>>37012
That's what makes it so exciting.
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:39:41 No. 37015
>>37014
>tfw beating the system
NEET 03/10/18 (Sat) 10:39:48 No. 37017
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