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 No.307632 [View All]

Who likes parsnips? They go well in a roast.

Old thread: >>306877

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 No.308340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm like half an hour late, I better go to work.

Have a good day.

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 No.308341

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 No.308342

>>308341

>tfw when Monk has finished smashing that pussy all morning

?

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 No.308343

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>>308338

Noice.

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 No.308344

>>308309

That's the first thought I had 'Is that a greek surname?'. Of course it is.

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 No.308345

>>308344

I just like the way a bit of celebrety can get you out of paying back $7.6m.

If you or I defrauded the ATO for a couple of grand we'd be facing jail time.

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 No.308346

>>308340

Have a good day, see you when you get back.

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 No.308347

>>308345

What's jail like for neets who accidentally defraud the ATO or centrelink for a few thousand k's? I'm asking for a friend.

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 No.308348

>>308343

Needs more one day old mustache growth

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 No.308349

>>308347

>I'm asking for a friend.

Depends on how they go after it. Chances are it will be with interest calculated. Your credit history will also be affected if you wanted a credit card or a loan, if the ATO make a reference on your record.

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 No.308350

>>308347

It is rare to get jailed unless you do some very hardcore premeditated fraud.

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 No.308351

>>308347

they just garnish your cenno or salary …

but i had a friend who just had 6k in child support ripped straight out of his business account… fucked his shit up …

child support is the worst fucking shit … seen a few people have to deal with it …. and they arent deadbeats too… just victims of incredibly vindictive women and a very unfair family court system

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 No.308352

>>308351

>just victims of incredibly vindictive women and a very unfair family court system

I would leave any asset in my bank account if someone was going after my money. I would give it all to family member under the guise to repay debts accrued well before any action was launched against me.

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 No.308353

>>308347

had a m8 go to jail for 8 months, he said the meals were ok

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 No.308354

>>308353

>had a m8 go to jail for 8 months,

Are we talking large amounts of money?

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 No.308355

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 No.308356

>>308353

How were the group showers?

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 No.308357

>>308354

no, but I don't think he is ever going to break the law again because he doesn't want to go back

>>308356

He has never mentioned the showers, it is something I will have to ask him

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 No.308358

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 No.308359

The pajeet guy that started with me has a master's in information systems but doesn't know how to import bookmarks into chrome

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 No.308360

>>308358

Both links are incomplete.

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 No.308361

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 No.308362

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 No.308363

>>308361

>>308360

i know i thought they were referal strings not the actaul address i yayayayayaya

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 No.308364

>>308361

she is such a cutie

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 No.308365

>>308363

Dumb bitch.

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 No.308366

>>308359

>a master's in information systems

From an Australian education institution?

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 No.308367

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 No.308368

>>308367

Am I expected to care?

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 No.308369

>>308367

Have you considered not being such a shithead on a daily basis ?

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 No.308370

>>308367

>rude… this is the shit i have to deal with on daily basis

Call him out on it. It might be worth asking for your flag name to be changed back to Nuro.

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 No.308371

>>308369

drink my coffee enema

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 No.308372

I'm going to get my scrotum pierced.

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 No.308373

>>308371

Ha ha ha

Seriously cunt, you're not entertaining, you're not informative you're an annoying cunt as we tell you every fucking day.

And you don't learn.

Why not fuck off back to the place where they like your sort of garbage ?

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 No.308374

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>>308370

How the fuck did it get changed to flabby thighs in the first place if i did not ask for it

riddle me that

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 No.308375

>>308372

Gross.

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 No.308376

COFFEE ENEMA

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 No.308377

>>308372

it will make the shaving of gooch incredibly problematic

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 No.308378

>>308374

>riddle me that

A word filter and it can be changed back using the method outlined by Father using 'original word = filtered word' method.

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 No.308379

>>308357

More importantly, did he have internet access? I'd be happy to spend the rest of my life in a jail cell if I (1) have internet and (2) don't have to deal with any other inmates.

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 No.308380

I hope Woolies has turnips when I go shopping today.

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 No.308381

>>308379

no internet no phones

and you are forced to interact to survive

at least we dont have prison apes like in burgerland…

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 No.308382

>>308381

we have boongs and muslims who have killed inmates

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 No.308383

>>308381

You're making me horny.

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 No.308384

3+3+8=14

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 No.308385

6+9=15

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 No.308386

17x2=34

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 No.308387

MATH

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 No.308388

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>>308387

Too advanced for me

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 No.308389

>>308388

I wouldn't know where to put the decimal point in

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