NEET General #406 - Parsnips Edition NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 05:52:27 No. 307632 [View All]
Who likes parsnips? They go well in a roast.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:14:35 No. 308340
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. I'm like half an hour late, I better go to work.
Have a good day.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:16:29 No. 308341
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:28:48 No. 308342
>>308341
>tfw when Monk has finished smashing that pussy all morning
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:31:10 No. 308343
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:32:17 No. 308344
>>308309
That's the first thought I had 'Is that a greek surname?'. Of course it is.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:35:06 No. 308345
>>308344
I just like the way a bit of celebrety can get you out of paying back $7.6m.
If you or I defrauded the ATO for a couple of grand we'd be facing jail time.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:35:19 No. 308346
>>308340
Have a good day, see you when you get back.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:45:38 No. 308347
>>308345
What's jail like for neets who accidentally defraud the ATO or centrelink for a few thousand k's? I'm asking for a friend.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:45:42 No. 308348
>>308343
Needs more one day old mustache growth
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:47:18 No. 308349
>>308347
>I'm asking for a friend.
Depends on how they go after it. Chances are it will be with interest calculated. Your credit history will also be affected if you wanted a credit card or a loan, if the ATO make a reference on your record.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:48:12 No. 308350
>>308347
It is rare to get jailed unless you do some very hardcore premeditated fraud.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:50:36 No. 308351
>>308347
they just garnish your cenno or salary …
but i had a friend who just had 6k in child support ripped straight out of his business account… fucked his shit up …
child support is the worst fucking shit … seen a few people have to deal with it …. and they arent deadbeats too… just victims of incredibly vindictive women and a very unfair family court system
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:53:18 No. 308352
>>308351
>just victims of incredibly vindictive women and a very unfair family court system
I would leave any asset in my bank account if someone was going after my money. I would give it all to family member under the guise to repay debts accrued well before any action was launched against me.
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:53:31 No. 308353
>>308347
had a m8 go to jail for 8 months, he said the meals were ok
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:57:09 No. 308354
>>308353
>had a m8 go to jail for 8 months,
Are we talking large amounts of money?
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NEET 07/17/19 (Wed) 23:58:42 No. 308355
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:01:19 No. 308356
>>308353
How were the group showers?
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:05:10 No. 308357
>>308354
no, but I don't think he is ever going to break the law again because he doesn't want to go back
>>308356
He has never mentioned the showers, it is something I will have to ask him
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:05:58 No. 308358
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:05:59 No. 308359
The pajeet guy that started with me has a master's in information systems but doesn't know how to import bookmarks into chrome
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:07:09 No. 308360
>>308358
Both links are incomplete.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:07:56 No. 308361
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:07:58 No. 308362
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:08:35 No. 308363
>>308361
>>308360
i know i thought they were referal strings not the actaul address i yayayayayaya
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:08:53 No. 308364
>>308361
she is such a cutie
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:09:18 No. 308365
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:09:36 No. 308366
>>308359
>a master's in information systems
From an Australian education institution?
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:11:08 No. 308367
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:12:23 No. 308368
>>308367
Am I expected to care?
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:12:46 No. 308369
>>308367
Have you considered not being such a shithead on a daily basis ?
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:12:50 No. 308370
>>308367
>rude… this is the shit i have to deal with on daily basis
Call him out on it. It might be worth asking for your flag name to be changed back to Nuro.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:14:33 No. 308371
>>308369
drink my coffee enema
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:15:41 No. 308372
I'm going to get my scrotum pierced.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:16:48 No. 308373
>>308371
Ha ha ha
Seriously cunt, you're not entertaining, you're not informative you're an annoying cunt as we tell you every fucking day.
And you don't learn.
Why not fuck off back to the place where they like your sort of garbage ?
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:17:05 No. 308374
>>308370
How the fuck did it get changed to flabby thighs in the first place if i did not ask for it
riddle me that
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:17:40 No. 308375
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:17:52 No. 308376
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:18:47 No. 308377
>>308372
it will make the shaving of gooch incredibly problematic
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:19:02 No. 308378
>>308374
>riddle me that
A word filter and it can be changed back using the method outlined by Father using 'original word = filtered word' method.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:19:45 No. 308379
>>308357
More importantly, did he have internet access? I'd be happy to spend the rest of my life in a jail cell if I (1) have internet and (2) don't have to deal with any other inmates.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:21:54 No. 308380
I hope Woolies has turnips when I go shopping today.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:23:10 No. 308381
>>308379
no internet no phones
and you are forced to interact to survive
at least we dont have prison apes like in burgerland…
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:28:49 No. 308382
>>308381
we have boongs and muslims who have killed inmates
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:29:16 No. 308383
>>308381
You're making me horny.
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:31:47 No. 308384
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:32:13 No. 308385
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:32:39 No. 308386
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:32:51 No. 308387
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:37:14 No. 308388
>>308387
Too advanced for me
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NEET 07/18/19 (Thu) 00:41:44 No. 308389
>>308388
I wouldn't know where to put the decimal point in
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