No.30229
What is up NEETs?
Previous Thread: >>29475
No.30233
>>30231
Would be better for the world.
No.30238
No.30239
>>30233
Sure would, you are the mould that we will model the future of mankind after.
If only we all could emulate that which you are.
No.30240
My handyman called me just now. I was having a wank and talked to him without pants on.
Anyway, he is coming Tuesday of next week to clean my gutters, remove my massive pile of green waste and possum-proof my shed.
It is finally happening.
No.30241
>>30239
Touchy, aren't yah?
No.30242
>>30240
I didn't know you masturbated.
No.30244
>>30216
Another quality dinner post
>>30218
Not the most appealing synopsis tbh
>>30229
The best pepe I've ever seen. There's another Coight series coming too.
No.30245
>>30241
Sorry, emotions are a nigger attribute. I'll refrain from such backwards antics in the future.
No.30246
>>30242
Only on the last Monday of each month.
No.30247
>>30243
Share yourself on the interwebs but save the rarest copies for your private stash.
No.30249
>>30244
>The best pepe I've ever seen
It is a good one but I'm not sure I would go quite that far.
No.30250
Good evening cunts,
I just got back from my first day of uni [spoiler]I've enrolled in uni three times in the past and failed all three times because I procrastinate and
become increasingly anxious about attending small classes where I need to talk to people. This is surely my last attempt and I'm feeling good about my chances tbh[/spoiler] and all went well.
I'm shrinking by the minute, yesterday I was a fully-fledged NEET and in just 24h I've lost one E. Just a lonely /ausNET/ over here. I tried to talk to the roastie next to me in the lecture theater before it started and she gave me the 'I have no attraction to you but I'll be polite because I'm new to uni and out of my comfort zone' treatment. A damning rejection but nothing compared to Ryan's brutal ghosting. I lost all desire to speak to her and cut the conversation short and then played on my phone during the intermission while she waited awkwardly for the lecture to restart.
I was approaching managerial material while staying at home fuzzed to my chair and shitposting all day, I could never be executive sized but 'assistant to the manager' could almost have described me for a couple months. I ate only an apple and a muesli bar all day so I think the weight will fall off in the coming semester.
How are you friends?
>>30136
, tfwnogf
No.30251
>>30246
You could've possum proofed the gaps with all of that.
No.30252
>>30250
Hang on aren't you NZNEET who posted his supposed body pic which most definitely was not a fat person?
No.30254
>>30250
Good work mate, hope things work out for you.
No.30255
>>30250
Awesome and fuck that Stacie, don't worry about it m8
No.30256
>>30250
Eyo. Nice progress on the FitNEET and functional social fronts.
Didn't really lose any weight the last week, myself. Kept up with the exercise, but had a couple of boozeouts and feasts. But I didn't gain any weight.
Good luck with uni. Started last week, myself. Shits boring but just racking up certs and courses, and ildly applying to shit sounds like an alright life.
No.30257
>>30256
NZNEET is doing physio what are you doing m8?
All these NEETs going to bed at 11PM and going to Uni, unbelievable.
No.30258
>>29805
I apologized for wasting their time and effort, and told them I wanted to cancel the baptism and the lesson they had scheduled.
No.30259
No.30260
>>30250
The 4th time's a charm…
No.30261
>>30259
All possums are cute.
No.30262
>>30257
I'm just doing something lifting, bodyweight routines, running/steps, the like. Calorie limit is around 1500, doesn't mean much when you regularly break it. Does the trick, lost 20kgs doing it a couple years back but just yo-yo'd back up to here.
And I'm certainly still a 2-3am NEET, just can't carry or start a conversation worth shit.
No.30263
>>30261
possums are ugly rats
No.30264
>>30256
Is uni just like every American college-sex-comedy movie I've seen?
No.30265
>>30263
Talk shit about them and they will fuck your life up.
No.30266
>>30264
Maybe on-campus. If you're off campus and just show up for lectures/tests, then I haven't spoken to a single other student this semester or the last.
It's a nice looking campus though.
No.30267
>>30265
No overgrown rat can outreee me
No.30268
>>30264
The difference is Americans live at their uni and go to one a long way from where they live. It makes everything different.
No.30269
Not a bad day today neets, we're all gonna make it
No.30270
Is it raining for anyone else? Today's weather was turbocomfy, I feel happy and secure now that I'm indoors and insulated from the cold. This would go well with a cup of hot milo and a movie, any suggestions?
>>30252
That photo was a year old. I've retained all the muscle but I am now a 'bit' chubby.
>>30254
Thanks m80, how was your day?
>>30255
She wasn't a Stacie, she wasn't even a Beckie, so I will follow your advice and not let it bother me. She is nothing compared to me, she is shit on the heel of the neet-boot, she would be LUCKY to get a first date with me or any neet in the gen
No.30271
>>30270
What a nice image. Is that OC?
No.30272
>>30270
It didn't rain but it was a little overcast at times
No.30273
>>30270
Rained all last night and up to 12 today, really comfy weather.
No.30274
>>30270
tfw no Neet-Bix
>>30273
sydneysider detected
No.30275
>>30274
>sydneysider detected
Yep.
No.30276
>>30271
It was back on /aus, which is currently nothing but neet-dix
No.30278
>>30277
Why do homos have such shit taste in dicks?
No.30279
>>30270
It's been raining for the past few days straight. It's been amazing.
No.30281
>>30280
Those ones that look like an axe wound you can stick your own dick in
No.30282
No.30284
>>30279
Yea I like it as well
No.30286
Is this one of you NEETs? It is good that your mummybot is standing up for you.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-26/anonymous-note-threatens-council-autistic-teen/9485248
>The mother of a teenager with autism targeted in an anonymous letter threatening to call the local council over his "strange moaning and shouting" says it is nothing short of bullying.
No.30287
>>30286
I was going to post this article, so I to have this question
No.30288
>>30286
>"There's nothing I can do. It'd be the same as telling someone to stop breathing. He's autistic, he hums, he flaps, he prances, he's non-verbal," she said.
I don't know why the Autism Awareness Australia CEO isn't standing up for my humming and occasional yelps. Whenever I fap too loudly and make groaning noises mummy just bangs on my wall and tells me that it's disgusting to do that when guests are over.
No.30289
looking 4 an Australian internet bf
No.30290
No.30291
>>30288
some people just don't understand disabilities
No.30292
No.30294
BinNEET it's time to put them out
and time to go to Dan Murphy's
No.30295
No.30296
>>30293
4 seconds late
>>30294
6 seconds late
Need to improve next week boys.
No.30297
No.30298
No.30299
>>30296
I accept this loss, I was watching a movie and lost track of time
No.30300
>>30297
Could you make for a cute girl?
No.30301
No.30302
>>30297
are you at least a manlet?
No.30303
>>30294
>>30293
The bins are out. Thank you for the reminders mates.
No.30304
No.30305
>>30258
You can still go to the temple to hear the word.
No.30306
Just finished that movie.
It was beautiful in a way that I wish I could be.
The acting wasn't great and a few scenes were a bit off but the concepts and dialogue were great.
I welted up in my hatred of my own self-hate and choked on my disdain for my being multiple times.
I wish I was closer.
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No.30309
>>30306
Sounds like a powerful experience. I think I will give it a watch.
No.30310
>>30309
The acting itself was pretty shit but all the self hate and unwillingness to forgive or move on hit home
No.30311
>>30310
Are you going to make some changes in your life now?
No.30312
No.30313
No.30314
>>30312
That's depressing.
No.30316
>>30314
I was going to say "no one here has depression" as a shitpost but theres a chance someone will sperg out and I cant be fucked reading that. But that thought led me to a recurring thought that all I think and especially the somewhat controversial views I have are just there to justify who I am.
Like "psychology is a pseudo-science", I say that to myself quit regularly and it's to the point where it sounds like a catch phrase and has lost all meaning. Maybe I just say that sort of shit and have found half ass rationale to back my bullshit up. I have no idea what I believe.
What brought this up was me saying to myself that I hate myself, that kind of fits.
The fuck am I on about.
No.30317
>>30316
You scare me with the amount of self-hatred you have. I get genuinely distressed. I have told you that before. You do not deserve what you put yourself through with your toxic self-loathing. You need to get it sorted out.
No.30318
>>30316
Sounds like you're tfw big depressed and in denial
No.30319
>>30317
I'm not going to kill myself, shit's just fucking cruisey
heh
>>30318
depression is when you still long for more.
I long for less.
No.30320
>>30319
>I long for less
what does this mean?
No.30321
>>30315
Are you a fan of 90s wrestling?
No.30322
>>30321
No I just had a phase where I talked to people on the internet who were
No.30323
>>30319
>depression is when you still long for more.
That's not really true
No.30325
>>30322
It was a great time for Wrestling. Late 90s and early 2000s.
No.30326
>>30324
do you want to go walkabout?
No.30327
I was never good at charades
No.30328
>>30326
A lot of times I have wanted to but I will almost certainly fuck myself up somehow.
No.30329
>>30306
>>30310
What movie was this?
No.30331
New ep of The Walking Dead out
No.30332
Do big brained NEETs not need airbags in their cars because their big brain will provide a cushion in accident?
No.30333
>>30332
My brain is tight packed with matter, is not some sort of cushion. I am not an air head.
No.30334
>>30332
We need bigger airbags actually to protect those delicate brains.
No.30335
>>30329
The shack
>>30330
This country is no good for it, you need to be prepared and sorted and that ruins the spontaneity of it.
I had a mate who rented a room to this guy to store stuff in and he only rocked up once every few months. He used to take a pocket tent, some flour and water with him and that was about it.
He knew heaps of bush food stuff which would've helped and sometimes picked fruit for extra cash.
I envied him, I'm too physically inept to do it properly.
No.30337
>>30336
In the desert no one can hear you cry.
No.30338
No.30339
I would like to do a drive around Australia one day, fuck walking.
No.30341
>>30340
That's good effort, in two days?
No.30342
>>30332
If you were one you'd already know the answer
No.30343
>>30342
I haven't been in a crash.
No.30345
>>30339
Same. Even a day trip to Brisbane would be nice but that alone would cost almost $100 in petrol
No.30346
>>30344
Cool, did you follow the road the whole way?
No.30347
>>30345
>Even a day trip to Brisbane
From where? a full tank can get you pretty far in most cars.
No.30349
My dad once took me on a trip up from Adelaide all the way around the gulf at some hotel in a small town. It was trippy to see the sun rise over the ocean and I also got to see a huge thunderstorm over Adelaide. But for most of that trip I was severely depressed. I think it was from being around my dad who is very depressive when he's away from my mum for more than one day.
No.30350
>>30348
Yeah, that sounds shit. Still, good effort getting that far in two days.
No.30351
I'm going to crash, feel fucked.
Good night friends.
No.30352
No.30353
I am off to bed too NEETs. In LOTR Faramir has returned to Minas Tirith and had a tiff with his dad, while in Rohan Merry was cast aside by the King and is now riding in secret with a mysterious knight. Aragorn got through the paths of the Dead without dying.
No.30354
Goodnight you NEETs. Drink lots of water before bed :^)
No.30355
>>30347
I'm a few hours away and that cost estimate included the return trip.
>>30353
The plot thickens…
Good night
>>30351
>>30354
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No.30357
>>30356
You in Queensland?
No.30358
No.30359
How did your day go, neets?
No.30361
>>30359
Very, very little happened.
Working on that now. Projects to catch up on. Fuck.
No.30362
>>30359
Went to Community Solutions so I can keep making neetbux, bought darts and bought two cartons of goon.
No.30363
>>30362
A fruitful day, NEET.
No.30364
>>30363
It was a hard working day.
No.30365
>>30362
What are you working on?
>>30361
nice
been too depressed to eat much so I have been buying more pricey smokes. Benson and hedges smooth are quite nice.
No.30366
>>30359
Not great, hopefully tomorrow will be better.
No.30367
>>30365
What do you mean, what am I working on?
No.30368
>>30367
I got the two posts mixed up
No.30369
>>30365
>>30368
Alright, I'm working on this little throwaway shmup.
I might be the artNEET but I'm somehow not the artist for this, just doing the scripting and such. It's fun to do.
No.30370
>>30359
Work is giving me troubles (Not as in coworkers or drama, it's the nature of the work causing it), but I'm here, showered after a gym session, sitting at the computer and thinking about Karen a lot.
No.30371
I'm going to see black panther tomorrow
No.30372
No.30373
>>30371
I've heard lots of people liking it, but superheroes do nothing for me.
No.30374
No.30375
>>30370
What kind of workout did you do?
I did 52.5 kg OHP for 3 sets of 5 on sunday
No.30376
>>30369
What coding language are you using? Looks decent btw, whatever sort of game it's meant to be.
No.30377
No.30378
>>30370
Maybe the chink-cartoon fetish is the cause of your troubles?
No.30379
>>30378
>>30378
please tell me how the fact that you're not a weeb negates that you are a massive loser
No.30380
>tfw slowly losing my last few friends
No.30381
>>30376
Oh, I wouldn't call it a coding language. It's just GDscript, it's basically Python level. Looks like a whole bunch of this.
I would recommend GODOT though, as an alternative to Gamemaker or Unity or whatever. It does the trick and is pretty easy to use.
No.30382
>>30381
Thanks, I'll look into this GADOT further tomorrow.
No.30383
>>30375
I like to do stronglifts-style 5x5 exercises (squats, deadlift, bench press, overhead press, rows) but I've sort of plateaued with the weight because I'm trying to get my form right. Today it was a 120 kg squat (but unfortunately no breaking parallel), a 60 kg overhead press, and a 120 kg deadlift.
>>30378
If my job involved anime girls then I'd have far fewer troubles.
>>30380
I've dropped connections with quite a few people over the years.
No.30384
>>30383
I meant a 50 kg overhead.
No.30385
>>30383
Do you highbar or lowbar squat?
I have horrible ankle mobility. I keep meaning to buy some oly shoes so I can do some glorious squats.
No.30386
>>30359
Alright, I didn't wash my car like planned and found the source of me waking up late, my phone was on silent. Went to the shops and brought more hot cross buns
No.30387
No.30388
>>30385
If highbar means putting it on your shoulders, I do that
No.30389
No.30390
>>30383
Fair enough m8, are the troubles likely to be an ongoing issue? I hope you can work it out whatever it is. Being home-alone with your thoughts all day isn't good.
No.30391
>>30389
It's horrible ain't it.
No.30392
>>30390
>Fair enough m8, are the troubles likely to be an ongoing issue?
I hope that it will be over in about a month.
No.30393
>>30391
Not full on alcy tier yet. just get drunk everynight.
How bad are you?
No.30394
>>30389
I was going through withdrawals all through Christmas and half of January, waking constantly with imaginary cockroaches on you. That wasn't much fun.
Would advise cutting back. Still manage a couple of booze-ups a week.
No.30395
Stop going to bed early wagies.
>>30389
My dan murphys catalogue arrived today in the mail.
No.30396
>>30395
I'm still here. Still no discussion points whatsoever.
No.30397
>pay for A-list on OKcupid to see who liked me
>all ugly, fat gooks from the Philippines and Thailand
Welp, that's what I deserve for wasting my neetbux
No.30398
>>30397
How much does that cost? Thinking of giving it a go. Would be surprised if it's not all bots, though.
No.30399
>>30396
There are plenty of discussion points, I think you have a negative attitude
>>30397
How much was the A list membership?
No.30400
>>30399
>>30398
9.95USD per month if you sign up for 6 months. Honestly look around at what it offers before even thinking about buying A-list.
No.30401
>>30400
Sheesh, fuck that. I don't need to know the logistics of my romantic failure that badly.
No.30402
>>30401
Pretty much, Australia also doesn't have anything to offer.
No.30403
want an online australian bf
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No.30406
so is /aus/ dead now or something?
No.30407
>>30406
People sleep from time to time
No.30409
>>30397
ugly, fat gooks from the Philippines and Thailand are still capable of giving love.
Maybe it's all a ruse from a hot little flip as a test to see if you are shallow.
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No.30413
>>30410
>>30408
>>30411
>>30412
Good morning my beloved NEETs.
No.30414
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Black leotard and her feet are bare.
No.30415
So how's everyone doing? Anything interesting happening?
No.30416
No.30417
>>30415
Doing okay, about to go for my morning NEETwalk.
No.30418
>>30416
pretty shit, but could be worse
Good to know that I'm not the only one with nothing happening
>>30417
you're the NEET with the dog?
No.30419
>>30418
>you're the NEET with the dog?
Nah different NEET.
No.30420
Course time - really traffic time, then course.
Have a good day NEETs.
No.30421
>>30420
You too m80. Try not to stress too much.
No.30422
>>30420
Good luck today mate.
No.30423
>>30418
I am the NEET with the doggo and we just got back from our walk.
No.30424
>>30408
>>30410
>>30411
>>30412
>>30413
Morning NEETs. Karen is surprised to find that you're not all still in bed and she's curious what got you up so early.
No.30425
>>30424
Good morning Karen. I am always up at his time. I have been a light sleeper since I started this diet.
No.30426
Did that Anon try out his new coffee plunger?
No.30427
>>30426
Just now, actually.
It will take a while to get the amount of powder to put in right. This is too strong, but actually not unpleasant. You can tell it is good quality coffee.
No.30428
>>30427
You have milk and sugar with it?
No.30429
>>30428
There's some milk in there. No sugar. I'm sweet enough already.
No.30430
>>30427
Does the plunger do a good job of filtering out the coffee? It doesn't taste gritty?
No.30431
Too many lost NEETs that are missing out on those low price specials
>Alcohol-related diseases claim 6000 Aussie lives
>Alcohol-related diseases are being blamed for causing the deaths of nearly 6,000 Australians each year.
>A study by the National Drug Research Institute (NDRI) at Curtin University has found an estimated 5,785 Australians aged over 15 died from alcohol-attributable causes in 2015.
>“This research shows that in Australia, one person dies every 90 minutes on average, and someone ends up in our hospitals every three-and-a-half minutes, because of preventable conditions caused by alcohol,” NDRI alcohol policy team leader Professor Tanya Chikritzh said.
>AAP
http://www.news.com.au/national/rush-hour/rush-hour-anonymous-note-targets-autistic-teenager/news-story/98c51da26f3a62f70a79463631fb2c89
No.30432
>>30430
No grit at all that I can detect. The powder was all nicely compacted at the bottom of the plunger.
No.30433
>>30432
I might get to Big W and buy one of those plungers.
No.30434
>tfw another year gone and another step into wizardry
I also have a group interview for a call centre role today which I expect would be full of Chads and Stacies.
No.30435
>>30434
Good luck. Try not to worry about the other people in the room. There will be the usual cross section of society present.
No.30436
>>30434
Pajeet Chads and Stacies most likely. But best of luck.
No.30437
>>30408
>>30410
>>30411
>>30412
>>30413
>>30424
Top of the morning to you all. May your day be one of achievement, spiritual enlightenment and minimal >tfw no… feels.
No.30438
>>30371
I wonder if it's big here or not, I only ever hear about literal KANGZ types in the U.S. who have seen it
No.30439
>>30397
Jungle asians truly are the worst asians, I don't get why so many failed normies get with them so disproportionately.
No.30441
>>30415
I came up with a few good lines for my NEET music video for this Friday, have a few good props sorted too
No.30442
>>30434
>call center role
>full of Chads and Stacies
failed normies more like it if that
>>30436
this man knows, you might get that Queenslander customer rep who was swearing and talking about beers and Battlefield though that other poster talked about a few months ago
No.30443
>>30441
I look very forward to it.
No.30444
No.30445
>>30441
Taking OC to a whole new level
No.30446
Fuck yes cunts me internet is sorted out
No.30447
>>30371
Tell me if its as much of the movie equivalent to "we wuz kangz days rite" in movie form
No.30448
>>30415
I now have 1000 GB of direct to the node nbn so bretty goid
No.30449
>>30446
You would have been better off without it.
No.30450
>>30449
Oi what is that supposed to mean
No.30451
>>30450
The internet is a toilet that take up all your time, shortens your attention span and feeds your worst impulses.
No.30452
>>30451
Well you say that but you cunts are the only thing keeping me solid
No.30453
>>30420
Rain makes everything comfy, even being stuck in traffic.
No.30454
>>30446
>>30448
Nice. Who are you with?
No.30455
>>30452
You need more fibre in your diet.
No.30456
No.30457
bloody wagie poojeta wanting help with something the day before her homework is due
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No.30460
I have started my Creatine loading. I am going to get YUUUGE.
No.30461
>>30460
Have fun with your shits.
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No.30464
I never ever post here.
Do you guys have crypto? Do you ever talk about it?
And does anyone have any info about reporting crypto gains to cenno as income? I'm googling it now as I have no idea if I need to or not
No.30465
>>30464
No and occasionally but not really.
If you have bought and sold at any time during the last tax year you will have to pay something called capital gains tax. So calculate the price you bought it at and the price you sold it at, the profit you made is then taxed however if you have held it for longer than 12 months you get a 50% discount.
Although tbh you could probably get away with not paying anything if it was <5k profit or so given it's the crypto space but up to you if you want to risk it.
No.30466
>>30464
>And does anyone have any info about reporting crypto gains to cenno as income?
>>30465
>If you have bought and sold at any time during the last tax year you will have to pay something called capital gains tax.
Who's going to know if you don't do this?
No.30467
>>30466
>Who's going to know if you don't do this?
The Cyber Blockchain Police
No.30468
what happened to that cunt that cashed out his bitcoin for 150k?
i think he was lying
No.30469
>>30468
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
No.30471
>>30468
If you made a decent profit and cypto that big and didn't report it the Tax Office will one day come knocking, if it has hit your bank account. Those cunts do not fuck around. Family member lodged a tax return and needed to pay additional tax. The day or two they get a call from the tax office expecting them to set up a payment plan on the spot, if you tell them you will pay the full amount in X days they will ring up on that day to request full payment before taking it further (fines first, then prosecution). Tax office is much, much more demanding than Cenno.
No.30472
I'm actually going to see black panther Thursday night with an old mate, m8s. You guys should contact someone you're close to as well and do something similar.
No.30473
I'm going to read The Turner Diaries alone
No.30474
>>30472
Go watch Annihilation instead
No.30475
>>30473
I read that a few weeks ago. Pretty easy read. Used to knock a chapter out with me daily poo.
No.30476
>>30471
This is true. You can be a cunt though and tell them that a repayment of 50c a week is all you can afford.
No.30477
>>30472
I have seen it. It goes 2.5 hours so bring food and drink of you have shitty cinema that overcharges you massively. Fairly good movie of introducing characters while building a solid narrative. Better Marvel movie then other recent releases.
No.30478
>>30476
Depends on financial situation and the amount of tax paid. They ran a small business and had a good financial year. The bill was several thousand dollars and their was an expectation that the payment was at least several hundred dollars. They never got around to setting up and just used credit to pay it off when they finally called back.
A good example of their determination was that it was company tax, the owner who is the partner got the call and told them to ring the other person to set it all up (they were in a business meeting). You cannot even get Cenno to do a call back when your phone hangs up on you, but these fuckers will call that person up: very persistent until payment is received.
No.30479
>>30472
>haven't had a mate in over a decade
i'm not sure how i'm still alive
i'm starting to drink whisky as soon as i wake up
No.30480
>>30477
I normally bring some spare money for food as well, I get a large popcorn and drink and a choctop
No.30481
>>30479
That sucks m8, do you have any family around that would be keen to hang out?
No.30482
>>30480
Where I live your wallet is going to get raped, that'll be close $20 or more for those three items at Event Cinema
>>30479
>i'm not sure how i'm still alive
Have you got anything to look forward into the future (education, work, goals in life to achieve)?
>i'm starting to drink whisky as soon as i wake up
It's ok to have heavy drinking days that last all day, but please limit your drinking until after midday. It's getting me worried, I don't want to lose you.
No.30483
>>30482
$20 is standard to me m8
No.30484
>>30481
my bro is coming from melb next week but he's bringing his new gook gf
it's gonna be bad
>>30482
i'm actually enrolled in tafe but i'll probably flake out plus i have no car to get there
No.30485
>>30483
It seems to expensive to me, even with at a premium price that's still a lot of money
>>30484
How bad is the public transport in your area? What are you doing at tafe?
No.30486
>>30484
You're just assuming that, have you seen her? She might be a qt
No.30487
>>30466
With more traditional assets like property, precious metals and stocks etc. there are established financial systems where transactions are easily traceable.
You are right, within the crypto space although you are legally obligated to pay capital gains tax it is a bit murky because of how anonymous everything is and how half the exchanges are dodgy af and would just cbf interacting with any national tax agency to begin with. You are taking a risk though.
No.30488
>>30484
is she a north east asian at least? please don't be jungle asian
No.30490
>>30489
Looks like /pol/ shit
No.30491
>>30485
conservation and land management. public transport is ok but course requires you to go places
>>30488
south korean
No.30492
>>30487
>You are taking a risk though.
The process is a bitch though from what I read for people in the USA. If trading a coin/coin you have to find the price of the coins at the buy and sell rate. For several transactions each day that process is going to laborious. I think the risk is only when you trade on Australian ones that are more liable to being open to the Tax Office but I think some of them are better than dodgy Chinese ones.
>>30491
>but course requires you to go places
Do you have to interact with people much when going to these places?
No.30494
>>30490
A rather short-sighted remark.
No.30496
No.30497
>>30473
Pretty crappy book tbh.
No.30498
Feeling the urge for an afternoon nap again.
No.30499
>>30498
You'll wake up grumpy…
No.30500
I cummed in the /ausneets/ fridge
No.30501
No.30502
No.30503
>>30502
What happened to your cumdies?
No.30504
Arseholes at work are replacing all the warm white fluros with cold, clinical LED lighting. I don't like it.
No.30505
No.30506
>>30504
Aren't they brighter and burn? I saw an LED outside light and it shined the sun and burned when looking at night.
>>30505
kek, ask mummybot for more
No.30507
>>30504
I can't stand any type of lighting that isn't natural myself. Fuck artificial lighting, boomers seem to especially be obsessed with it.
No.30508
demons travel through powerlines and can use leds to beam mind control messages
getting rid of incandescent bulbs was a satanic plot
No.30510
>>30506
>Aren't they brighter and burn? I saw an LED outside light and it shined the sun and burned when looking at night.
Yeah, it's fucking terrible.
No.30511
>>30510
May be good idea to talk to your employer about any changes over your area. D
If you have a diagnosis request an adaption/modification for your workplace in regards to your disability. Have a look at this link for more information, your rights are covered under Anti-discrimination Act of 1992 if it relates to a disability known to your employer:
https://www.jobaccess.gov.au/people-with-disability/talking-others-about-your-disability-1
No.30512
>>30499
Thankfully I managed to resist the urge to nap.
No.30513
No.30514
>>30512
You'll thank yourself later, I'm always sample shreked whenever I wake up past 12
No.30516
>>30515
Dan beats himself
His meat that is
No.30517
>>30516
Exactly
NOBODY BEATS DAN MURPHY'S
No.30518
The Creatine has made me thirsty.
No.30519
>>30518
>The Creatine
for goon?
No.30520
>>30519
I am getting /fit/ there is no room for Dan and his disgusting goon.
No.30521
>>30520
Works better in poem form:
I am getting /fit/
there is no room
for Dan
and his disgusting
goon
No.30522
No.30524
weedanon here
still cant get a hold of any, I'm trying these temporary facebook pages but can't find shit. Can anyone point me in the right direction?
i need weed to make the pain go away
No.30525
>>30524
Go to a bogan part of town and just ask dodgy-looking cunts if they know where you can get some weed.
No.30526
>>30524
Did you use leafedin.org ?
No.30527
>>30524
>i need weed to make the pain go away
No you don't
No.30528
What is the thing clipped on Joey's steering wheel?
https://youtu.be/C6sybsFL8bk?t=48s
No.30529
>>30524
Come to Canada friend.
No.30530
>>30528
A great feature to prevent the air bag from deploying correctly?
No.30531
>>30530
It really got me wondering what he is going to look like without teeth, if it detaches
No.30532
>>30528
Sorry my guess is to hold the camera with the wide angle lense
No.30533
>>30532
I thought maybe it was something to steer with because his stomach is so big he can't hold the wheel normally. But I guess it is probably something he mounts the camera on when he does a video.
No.30534
>>30526
yeah messaged a few no replies
>>30525
even if i didnt have depression and anxiety id still be too much of a pussy to do that
No.30535
>>30422
>>30421
I did much better today, I even ate lunch. Still a bit spergy but I doubt anyone noticed. There are other somewhat weirdo cunts there and they're the type that dont know that they're weird.
>>30453
It was fucking hot.
No.30537
>>30427
That's a pretty good looking coffee.
No.30538
>>30431
>claim 6000 Aussie lives
>nearly 6,000 Australians
who's fooling who?
No.30539
>>30437
>tfw no… feels.
>tfw no feels
>no feels
>tfw
…soon
No.30540
>>30472
I refuse to go to see it with my missus, I'll get my back up and call her a nigger infront of some bluehaired fat slut for edgy appeal.
She'll understand but I just hate cunts that try and pat me on the back for being progressive or some shit. They're worse than the progressive types that do shit for social approval or because they are trying to rebel against something that doesn't really exist outside of internet.
No.30543
>>30504
Fluros make me dizzy if I sit under them too long
No.30544
>>30508
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
No.30545
>>30517
Dan can't even get a handy.
No.30546
>>30524
for a weedanon you're a bit of a straight cunt
No.30549
Haemorrhoids NEET is pic related the sort of thing you suggest I should buy. It is $20
No.30550
Don't joke (or be serious) about suicide please NEETs. It upsets me.
No.30551
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No.30552
>>30547
Did you read it?
Pretty fucking whacky shit man.
The Jews man, it's the Jews!
The fucking Jews man, it's the Jews! The Jews!
Jews!
No.30553
>>30550
> It upsets me.
soz
No.30554
>>30549
Mine has bigger bits where your feet go but yeah that's the same sort of thing.
There are some that have your feet on an angle too.
Check the weight carry load before you buy it.
No.30555
>>30550
All I said was that I'd soon have no feels.
No.30556
>>30546
no im a depressed coward, hence why i want the weed
No.30558
>>30554
>Check the weight carry load before you buy it.
No.30559
>>30554
How much weight do you put on it when you use it? Do you still put most of your weight on the actual toilet via your arse?
No.30560
>>30535
I am glad things went better today mate. Did you talk to other people?
No.30561
>>30555
>>30557
i don't like these wojacks
No.30562
>>30558
a wide load births a hefty chode
>>30559
Yeah but mine apparently can hold 200kg, I dont trust that though, I just use it for sphincter and colon posturing
No.30564
>>30562
>sphincter and colon posturing
No.30565
>>30564
You can use a thumb to get the same result but it's easier with a potty stool
No.30566
>>30562
>a wide load births a hefty chode
No.30567
>>30562
Is this the one you have? Is that you in the picture?
It is $28 I think I will buy one.
No.30568
>>30567
This guy needs to become an ausneets meme.
No.30569
>>30567
Yeah, I think that's the one. It was on ebay.
No.30570
>>30569
So do you keep your bum in the air like you are in that picture, or do you have your bum sitting on the seat like normal?
No.30571
>>30570
I just do as the instructions say, I have like four showers a day and have to do my washing every couple of days.
No.30572
>>30571
>I have like four showers a day
Are you executive sized?
No.30573
>>30571
I did not understand this comment very well. I am sorry.
No.30574
>>30573
I'm a wizard of words and an acrobat of articulation. A prophet of parables and a virtuoso of verse.
No.30575
>>30563
It just isn't doing anything for me. I like the AAAAAAAA angry wojack because people killed themselves after investing 5 credit cards into bitcorns
No.30576
>>30575
>people died
if you only knew what these were about
No.30578
I do not like these dark and disturbing memes.
No.30579
>>30578
Finally someone else agrees with me
No.30580
You will learn to embrace them You will have to
No.30581
>>30579
I don't like the Barnaby posting either.
No.30583
No.30585
>>30583
depressed, sober, suicidal, you?
No.30586
>>30585
You need to visit Dan.
No.30588
>>30583
Big day and work and celebrating by being executive sized and ordering pizza and gaytimes.
No.30589
>>30582
Same as the turnbull ones, low quality memes.
No.30590
>>30588
Can I share a gaytime with you?
No.30591
No.30592
>>30588
I hope you mean the icecreams, they are the GOAT.
No.30593
>>30591
>>30590
>>30592
Got a 4 pack so you three are winners.
No.30594
>>30593
I love getting a gaytime down my throat and dripping down my chin.
No.30595
>>30593
I will take one from the bottom.
No.30596
>>30595
>>30594
This is getting to homoerotic for my liking.
No.30597
>>30586
>>30587
Can't I've been a cask a day alco for the last 6 years, when I drink any booze now I break out in sweat and feel really sick.
No.30598
>>30596
Pucker up those moist lips baby and let that sweet, cool, milky rod slip down your tight throat.
No.30599
>>30593
thx m8
I will enjoy it in the sun as we have a wholesome time laughing at wagies coming home to watch the project with their misses with none of the homo-erotic activity of undertones like other degenerate posters are suggesting
No.30600
>>30597
Good on you mate. That stuff is nasty.
No.30601
>>30599
>laughing at wagies
But I AM the wagie ;_;
No.30602
>>30601
then I thank you for your sacrifice
No.30603
>>30597
>a cask a day alco for the last 6 years,
I am really impressed that's a lot of goon. How many liters was each cask, we need to do some calculations?
>>30600
>That stuff is nasty.
>Got a bit of a sweet tooth? Golden Oak's Fruity Lexia is perfect for those who like their whites on the sweeter side with luscious tropical fruit backbone.
No.30604
>>30603
8736L of goon, assuming 4L cask.
No.30605
>>30603
changed between 4l and 2l casks depending
No.30606
>>30605
Did you go towards the 4L near the end? How did you dispose of all the evidence from mummybot?
No.30607
No.30608
No.30609
No.30610
>>30606
parents knew, it was pretty bad i just threw them in the corner of my room, there was 100+ once. pretty bad.
switched the weed and havent looked back
[spoiler] sept im out of weed now and don tknow how the fuck im gonna get through tonight
No.30611
>>30610
>there was 100+ once
potentially up to 400L of goon, that's an achievement
>fuck im gonna get through tonight
See you soon
No.30613
>>30612
i could ask mum but i dont know if the stomach pain is worth it…
I mean lets be honest it'll hit 8:50 and ill panic and go to the bottle shop and feel sick for a fucking week
better than self harming, r-r-right?
maybe ill find some pricks wickr and get some weed
No.30614
>>30613
Not for $10 you wont.
No.30615
>>30614
>better than self harming, r-r-right?
Go get some diazepam on a PBS $6.50 script
No.30616
No.30617
I truly am evolving, bosslady's boss wnts me to work on thursday and I heard from bosslady that if I do well he has heaps of work for me. After I finish work with him in the morning I've got work in the arvo with boss lady too.
I'll let you guys know what the bucket looks like from the outside when i see it.
No.30618
>>30616
So where's the actual footage?
She's pretty hot
No.30619
>>30617
Keep going, you are going to make it
>>30618
>She's pretty hot
That's what I was thinking
No.30620
Just spent 1 hour and 15 minutes sitting and doing nothing in a shopping center while my car was detailed at the car wash next door. Annoying fucking school kids everywhere.
No.30621
>>30620
shopping centers fucking suck i havent been to one in years and dont miss it at all
No.30622
>>30619
>>30618
umm you guys realize this is the mum right?
No.30623
>>30622
>?
>Drone hovers over mother and daughter in their backyard in New Zealand.
In the video the daughter tell us she's getting changed in the yard with the drone above
No.30624
>>30622
That's who I was talking about.
Mummybot fantasies are primo
No.30625
>>30621
I've been to my local Westfields a few times due to there being a RTA near there and a few specialist shops that have stuff that aren't online but you are 100% right that I wouldn't miss it one bit.
I don't know what it is but the people at Westfields even on the weekend, let alone during the school and work week are always definitely the lowest common denominators of Australian society. The people are really low inhibition ferals or seem really dumb and just not the sort of people that you want to be around. There's always quite a high PoC and boomer menace at local shopping centers as well, but especially with the bigger ones and all NEEts know how careful you must be around those folk. They're typically even worse if there is a local train or bus station attached.
No.30626
>>30621
I had my backpack with two work laptops and a bunch of papers and stuff in it, so I couldn't even go into the stores because the pricks would want to search it.
Then there's the fact it's all clothes and normie shit that doesn't interest me.
No.30627
>>30624
she is at least 5 years past her use by date m8
No.30628
Just had a gaytime. It was pretty delicious.
No.30629
No.30630
>>30629
infosec/weber NEET.
No.30631
>>30628
Have you seen the new flavoured ones, there's also a maxibon sandwich looking one. I haven't tried any of them.
No.30632
>>30627
I'd make her work like new.
No.30633
>>30628
The regular gaytimes are pretty good. I don't know if they're still doing those meme flavours but I thought those were alright - mint mostly, but liked the unicorn one, if predictably sugary.
The gaytime sangas are fuck awful. Pissy, tiny little things with shit bread.
No.30634
No.30635
No.30636
>>30635
Thanks, but no. I thought we actually had a Big Brain NEET? There are certainly some articulate people here..
No.30637
>>30634
I'd just use spit and a bit of elbow grease
No.30638
>>30637
I hope you clean her up a bit before you get too sweaty
No.30639
>>30617
Good for you mate. Make the most of your opportunities.
No.30640
>>30636
>There are certainly some articulate people here..
No.30641
>>30640
I'm the articulatest.
No.30642
>>30640
You've obviously never had a scroll through normiebook comments
No.30643
…seNEET
>tfw payed by the white house
No.30644
>>30642
I can understand his hesitance to do so.
No.30645
>>30642
>You've obviously never had a scroll through normiebook comments
My brain capacity is beyond that level
No.30646
>>30645
I only have twitter because you can filter out all the ignoranuses
No.30647
>>30643
Beautiful stuff, may be cenno will read our stuff one day
No.30648
>>30646
what's ur twooter handle?
No.30649
>>30648
PoonyHoomahnsCantIntoMyHeadThoughtsWellNuff
No.30650
>>30646
I agree that is the only site I can use to contact businesses without using their phone support. I h8 talking to international cunts, if you contact them on twitter and they ring most of the time it's someone in Australia
No.30651
>>30649
Mine is twitter.com/dril
No.30652
>>30649
I twooter you later, i busy now
No.30653
>>30651
>twitter.com/dril
thanks wint
No.30654
>>30652
These other brainlessets want my twooter, I no give
You only smart man heer
No.30656
>>30615
Docs are really reluctant to prescribe them, at least in my experience.
No.30657
I am 2 minutes into watching The Shack and some big black woman is acting very badly and I am having a high cringe factor and don't know if I can continue watching this film.
No.30658
>>30657
Keep watching it. Let yourself feel shit.
No.30659
>>30657
But yeah, the acting is shit. That isn't what got me.
No.30660
>>30657
That 60Gb Tom Baker Dr Who torrent finished downloading yesterday. Gonna get comfy tonight and knock out a few story lines.
No.30661
>>30658
>Let yourself feel shit.
Do you mean it will make me feel bad?
No.30662
>>30655
kek
>>30656
because they are audited on what they prescribe for opioids if it is too high and do not prescribe them to new patients do not give a fuck about their problems, if you have prescription bring that in and tell them that you'll use them responsibility . If you have severe anxiety just use them occasionally, I would recommend them only on that basis only. The side effects the next day cause me heightened anxiety, but they provide relief to deal with the shit of tomorrow when I need sleep to function. I use them when I am at my cracking point and need sleep after spending at least 2 hours trying to get to sleep. The poster in question seemed excessively anxious and even using them for a few days even if it is only at night might help deal with the withdrawals of not being able to sleep.
No.30663
>>30662
>if you have prescription
if you have had a prescription before, I mean
No.30664
Just started watching this. Fucking lol.
I'll watch it another time when my missus isn't near by. Made her scream.
Australia makes some seriously fucked movies, I couldn't stop laughing.
https://youtu.be/L1ce6KGB6as
The next scene is a cannibal.. sort of.
No.30665
>>30664
Looks too disturbing for my tastes.
No.30667
>>30666
That is the most intelligent post we have had all day.
No.30668
hoy cunts i bought kfc as it was cheap today
No.30669
>>30668
What did you get? Where are the pics?
No.30670
>>30668
What you get?
I had two oat bars from Aldi for lunch and some Coles tendies for dinner.
No.30672
Did you bring your bins in?
No.30673
>>30672
I did a poo in my bin and a cockroach crawled up my bum and I can't get it out
No.30674
>>30672
I did. Everything went off without incident, thank you.
No.30675
>>30673
Your poo will be tickly tomorrow
No.30676
>>30669
>>30670
9 for $10 and a mountain dew frozen
No.30677
>>30676
Original recipe? You'd have done better eating something out of the bin.
No.30678
>>30677
i'm that poor I would
No.30679
>>30674
Great, now I can stop worrying.
>>30676
I tried their frozen Mountain Dew, it had added caffeine or maybe it was guarana. It was awful.
No.30680
>>30679
what's wrong with that
No.30682
>>30680
It just didn't taste right. There are just some things you shouldn't adulterate.
No.30683
>>30682
Ah well I have shit taste
No.30684
I get my Cennobux tomorrow. the cravings are upon me. I hope I can stick to my diet and not go and buy all sorts of junk.
No.30685
>>30684
stick to it or your life stays shit
No.30686
No.30687
>>30685
But it feels shit on this diet. I have no energy. My brain is dead. Food at least gives me some pleasure.
No.30688
>>30684
Here's hoping that you stay strong, man.
No.30689
>>30687
>gives me some pleasure.
Have a wank
No.30690
>>30687
That line of think kept me fat and miserable for a decade, man. It's worth forgoing your one nice thing in life to try and open up the road to some more.
No.30691
No.30692
>>30690
>open up the road to some more
goon
No.30693
No.30694
>>30690
I don't know that there is anything more for me out there. I am so mentally fucked.
No.30695
No.30696
>>30694
Maybe not, but I can guarantee you won't regret sticking to the diet in six months time.
No.30697
>>30694
Dan's awaiting in his store
No.30698
>>30697
Leave me alone Dan I don't want to drink tonight
No.30699
Going to have a wank a big cum it's been two days
No.30700
>>30698
>I don't want to
funnels available on request
No.30702
No.30703
>>30701
That's just too
>>>/aus/
No.30704
>>30699
I just had a rather enjoyable wank.
No.30706
>>30699
Save the cum in the refrigerator and re inject it into you pee hole to cum again
No.30707
>>30706
What an economical post
No.30708
>>30704
That was my wank you stole
No.30709
No.30710
Might morphin Dan rangers
No.30711
Mum found the massive beer can stash
No.30712
>>30711
How many did she drink?
No.30713
>>30712
She'll be well oiled for NEET who likes them experienced
No.30714
>>30713
That sort of talk will get CruiseNEET stiff.
No.30715
>>30714
mate if anyother neety's mum offered her self to a neet then we'd all accept
No.30716
Found this over on reddit
No.30717
>>30715
I would do it but only to degrade another NEET. That is what would fuel my erection.
No.30718
>>30715
To achieve gf2018?
No.30719
>>30718
yes
>tfw no neetbot's mumbot as your gf
No.30720
>>30719
That's a lot NEETs would mummybot's bed be able to handle two executives at the same time?
No.30721
>tfw no australian neet house husband who eventually gives in to dicking you down
No.30722
>>30720
If mumbots could raise such fine executives they could take another This time in their pants
>>30721
If you're a wahmen you tell me a time and place
No.30723
>>30721
Dicking? You mean good old Turkey slap?
No.30724
The fuck happened to /aus/?
It's /cuteboys/ with weed
No.30726
>>30724
Someone should nominate it for the attention-hungry games with the title post your dick pics
No.30727
>>30726
I prefer the tag "Have a wankey Goon"
No.30728
>>30724
who the fuck knows, other than NK we don't have Weed here
No.30729
why dont you all simply get together and form a gay commune
No.30730
>>30727
Not much discussion over there except for dick pics.
No.30732
>>30729
Too many people here are just unfortunately cursed with heterosexuality.
No.30733
>>30729
>>30731
The smell of cum would be overpowering
No.30734
>>30730
I'm guessing bruce took over /aus/ now we left
jokes on him all that's left is a trash heap
No.30735
>>30734
They wanted it quieter over there and that's what they got.
No.30736
It is bed time for me NEETs. I got a lot of LOTR read last night. the battle of the Pelennor Fields is over with a complete allied victory. Now they are debating their next move.
Good night NEETs.
No.30737
No.30738
>>30736
Sweet dreams NEET
I'm going to bed too
No.30739
No.30740
>>30724
Good, hopefully they stay over there and don't arrive here.
No.30741
No.30742
>>30739
Dying would cause permanent distress to your parent(s). You must soldier on.
No.30743
No.30744
No.30745
The forces of poo have breached the brown gates
No.30746
>>30739
If you die the general will become 16% less active, and that would make me very big depressed indeed
No.30747
>>30456
If we annex NZ our average will rise significantly
No.30748
>>30740
I'd be willing to bet that at least a couple of the dickposters are also active here
No.30749
No.30750
No.30751
Little fucker kept chewing on my cum tissues so I had to clean my room a bit
No.30752
>>30751
I don't think that room is safe for animals
No.30753
>>30751
uhh what the fuck
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
You've got the same laptop as me
No.30754
>>30753
Have you checked on it recently?
No.30755
>>30751
Dave you grotty cunt
No.30756
Posting so you don't call me a
No.30757
No.30758
>>30756
Vacuum your floor neeto
No.30759
>>30753
It's a pretty common laptop brand, those compaqs. I used to have one. Real piece of shit.
No.30760
No.30761
>>30758
I don't have my vacuum
No.30762
>>30759
A Wankpad is the only real neet quality laptop
No.30763
No.30764
>>30759
I know mine is too loud
No.30765
>>30763
David was my primary school bus driver
No.30766
No.30767
>>30765
Did he molest you?
No.30768
No.30769
It's been rather quiet 'round here the past few days. Not that I ever have much to contribute other than >tfw nothing much to contribute. About to watch the last 30 minutes of Jigsaw (started watching it 2 days ago) then I guess it's bed time.
No.30770
>>30769
A few neets got rounded up by cenno for wfd
No.30771
How’s Australia? Getting sick of burgerland, might get sum of mummy’s money and head over there for a while.
No.30772
No.30773
>>30772
Got rejected by oneitis, don’t really care about college, can’t stand living in my household anymore, I’ve lived in the same city since I was 6. I need a change of scenery.
No.30774
>>30771
Honestly I can't really comment on the tourism side of it, but nothing is remotely close to anything else so unless you really like wildlife or environments, eh. If you've got outdoorsy hobbies. City attractions are so-so.
Funny thing is that I'm saving for a trip to burgerland, but I've got friends there and it's just a glorified roadtrip excuse.
No.30775
>>30773
Good luck, I suppose.
No.30776
No.30778
No.30779
>>30778
>>30777
Good morning NEETs.
No.30780
Starting the day with a fine glass of goon/peach iced tea.
No.30781
>>30780
Drinking alcohol on rising is a little degenerate, m8.
No.30782
No.30783
No.30784
>>30781
hurr degenerate durr
No.30785
>>30777
>>30778
>>30779
>>30782
Morning NEETs.
Karen attempts to abstain from her temptations when she rises early.
No.30786
>>30745
Looks like a fucking tapeworm.
No.30787
>>30785
Good morning Karen.
No.30789
>>30788
Good morning my dearest NEET.
No.30790
>>30787
I have to say that posting pics of your toilet poos is the weirdest form of exhibitionism I've ever encountered.
No.30792
>>30790
Toilet poos are much more tasteful than chest poos
No.30793
No.30794
>>30785
Good morning Korean cartoon girl enthusiast.
No.30795
>>30751
I can tell you love that scruffy little cunt so much, you put n a rough exterior but I know you're just a big ol' softy NK, cuddy wuddly NEETy weety
No.30796
Gangstalked by glow-in-the-dark CIAspiders.
No.30797
>>30760
>>30763
>>30765
That made me laugh more than it should've
No.30798
>>30750
Shouldn't it be cum paper, as all I am seeing is toilet paper?
No.30799
No.30800
I think I have worked out the wagie's secret.
Go to bed early. I went to bed at like 10 last night, which is the earliest I've been to bed in ages and I feel pretty good this morning. Mot mornings I'm a grumpy cunt.
No.30801
I ordered my toilet stool. I also put what was left of my cennobux into the bank account I can't access. So no food binge. I am still on track with the diet.
No.30802
>>30800
Yes I have been feeling pretty good with my early to bed schedule.
No.30803
>>30800
The wagies have to set an alarm in the morning though. That is not the same thing as waking up early in a natural way.
No.30804
>>30801
Good work man. That stool has made it easier shitting, not always but less junk food will help too.
No.30806
Weren't you all squatting on the toilet already?
No.30807
No.30808
No.30809
>>30805
It's all for sphincter and colon posturing, you dont need to put much weight on the stool.
No.30810
>>30807
good night
>>30808
good morning
No.30811
>>30806
No I used the designated street today
No.30812
>>30809
>sphincter and colon posturing
There's that phrase again.
No.30813
>>30812
Once you use the stool a few times, you'll understand.
No.30814
>>30813
I will let you know how I go.
No.30815
>>30812
sphincter and colon puncturing
No.30816
>>30815
I can teach you what that's all about.
No.30817
Dropped the car off at the servicing place. Walked the 4 or 5 km home. Lower back feels shagged.
No.30818
>>30817
>Lower back feels shagged.
It was.
No.30819
>>30817
Are you executive-sized? It takes a heavy toll on the body.
No.30820
>>30819
I am. I wasn't puffed or anything, just the lower left of my back hurts. A clue I need to change something, obviously.
No.30821
>>30820
You need to change your mode of transport.
No.30822
>>30820
You need a complete physical and mental overhaul. Get on a diet and exercise regime and make some psychological changes too. Cut out any of the nasty traps you have fallen into online. Porn, /pol/ bullshit, anime, whatever else you have been mentally infected with. Get it all out of your life.
No.30823
Off to cenno, first time going there in ages.
No.30824
>>30822
>Cut out… …/pol/ bullshit, anime,
PURE ideology
No.30825
>>30823
Good luck mate. Let us know how things went.
No.30826
>>30822
I've got a gym membership, I just need to go back.
I haven't bought any wine or beer this week. Had two neat glasses of whisky last couple of nights.
Only takeaway this week was a chicken classic from Subway on Monday.
Only anime I see is Karen when she says good morning.
Can probably cut out some porn and /pol/.
No.30827
been a few years since i've been on 8ch, man this sites a mess but this board is literally me so whats up anons.
No.30830
Back from another leisurely NEETwalk.
No.30831
>>30827
Hello mate. Welcome.
No.30832
>>30830
Sounds nice. I stayed in this morning.
No.30833
No.30834
>>30831
>>30833
Wheres everyone from abouts? Syd here.
Been keeping nocturnal hours but changing that as of this morning, Got a whole ton of nothing to do, sometimes i drawfag on halfchan though.
No.30835
What happened to the favela nigger, and the flip who got kidnapped from home and dumped at a shopping centre?
No.30836
No.30837
>>30822
>Cut out any of the nasty traps you have fallen into online. Porn, /pol/ bullshit, anime, whatever else you have been mentally infected with.
I guess that includes this board?
No.30838
>>30822
That's complete bullshit that will more likely than not result in a relapse into a state worse than to begin with.
Vices should be excised one at a time while being replaced by things that are more fulfilling.
This whole "dude, just suddenly try to become completely different person" fad is dubious as fuck.
No.30839
>>30822
Cutting out /pol/ an all political bullshit in general has been extremely beneficial to my mood.
No.30840
>>30825
Cenno is worse than wageing
No.30841
>>30824
>ideology
spooks mcdoots
No.30842
>>30828
>the perfect woman doesn't exi…
No.30843
>>30835
They don't care about us s much as we care about them.
No.30844
>>30837
This board is a comfy trap, one that you wake up for and says good morning and loves you in a way you didnt know you needed akin to a thai trap that makes you breakfast for free
No.30845
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm doing the best that I can.
No.30846
No.30849
>>30848
That's like suing someone for monopoly money.
No.30850
>>30848
How can you get sued for something decentralized
No.30851
>>30849
>>30850
He fraudulently backdated contracts making it appear that his "friend" had signed over all his BTC to him.
He also owes the ATO a shitload of money as he used this supposed BTC hoard as collateral for a bunch of R&D money.
No.30852
>>30848
news.com.au's auto playing videos are a new level of obnoxious.
Well, moral of the day is don't steal billions of fake money from dead former business partners.
No.30853
>>30852
>news.com.au's auto playing videos are a new level of obnoxious.
Yeah. Haven't found a plugin that can block them or disable autoplay either.
No.30854
>>30494
One thing I'm pretty good at is simply not giving a shit about much of anything that doesn't directly affect my life
No.30855
>>30821
such an underrated post
No.30856
>>30854
…and then you really don't give a shit about your own life either since your here.
No.30857
No.30858
>>30848
This is like the guy who tried to sued god. The judge from memory accepted the case on the basis that god could be served.
>One of my old lecturers in trouble again.
Please explain.
>>30851
I hope he has some money, I have heard of solicitors and barristers not turning up to court when they do not receive payment for overdue accounts. I wonder how he may overcome this potential hurdle.
No.30859
>>30857
Thank you for that mate I ejaculated right where you started laughing near the end. Very satisfying fap.
No.30860
>>30857
You may need to turn away from the mic to breath
>>30859
This place must provide you with endless fap material
No.30861
I just got in from doing another session in the garden. I trimmed about half of the annoying little shrubs in my front garden and did some raking. I think one more session and the front garden should be completely done. And then pretty much everything will be done. The green waste pile will be ready to be picked up on Tuesday.
No.30862
A few little rumblings in my tummy. It might be the Creatine causing some trouble. It is too early to tell whether I will end up on the toilet.
No.30863
>>30856
Why is there a dirty POORtugal in our thread
No.30864
>>30858
>>One of my old lecturers in trouble again.
>Please explain.
Craig Wright, the guy in the article, was an adjunct lecturer at Charles Sturt University. He was the lecturer for a computer forensics class I took.
No.30865
>>30864
Did he ever drop any hints or clues on what he was working on regards to cypto?
No.30866
No.30867
>>30865
No. He did like to waffle on about himself and other non-subject matter though.
There is a good chance the dead guy in the article was Satoshi. The time he died was shortly after Satoshi's last ever post or btc transaction.
No.30868
>>30866
>I'll remember that tip
You are going to cause yourself a panic/asthma attack.
No.30869
>>30867
Interesting, it will be revealing case if the email trail mention on Twitter is the real deal.
No.30871
>>30870
Well at least my tip was eventually helpful for someone
No.30872
Just had a jolly good wank.
No.30873
>>30870
I have to ask was part 3 of my Dan story do anything for you? I never did get any feedback from memory.
No.30875
>>30791
Good morning
>>30860
>chocolate rain
>>30862
Took laxatives last night (the max daily dose) as I've been backed-up the last 2-3 days. Already been to the toilet twice.
No.30876
>>30875
>Already been to the toilet twice.
Does it keep you going all day or does the effect fade out throughout the day?
No.30877
I have been undertaking this point for a long time now
>>6. DO GOOD
>I don’t think it’s possible to be truly successful without helping others less fortunate than you … Luckily it is so incredibly easy to help others, but of course it’s even easier not to, which is why most of us don’t.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/mind/eight-simple-ways-to-improve-your-life/news-story/66161124b41a857fcd24fbe0603e4471
No.30878
7. FIND JOY IN THE MUNDANE
>I like to think that every task, however mundane, has the potential to be special and rewarding at some level. …the key is to look for the upside, to find the extraordinary that seems ordinary when viewed in an unimaginative light.
No.30879
8. BUILD YOUR WOLF PACK
Whether you admit it or not, you’re always part of a creative team, simply because every notable creative project depends upon countless contributions; large and small. Obviously it makes sense to create the best possible team you can.
No.30880
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I used to sing this while on pristiq, the logo is is green and pink
No.30881
>>30872
Don't do it too often.
No.30882
>>30873
I am saving it for a special occasion.
No.30883
>>30875
>Took laxatives
Why?
No.30884
>>30882
This brings me much joy, keep us updated
No.30885
>>30883
>Why?
<as I've been backed-up the last 2-3 days.
No.30886
>>30876
The stomach pains have now stopped. Dunno what's going to happen from now.
No.30887
>>30885
>2-3 days
That's nothing to worry about.
No.30888
>>30887
It is a sign that something isn't working well, what's the longest you have withheld for?
No.30889
>>30888
I don't know. Probably six days or so. I wouldn't even have noticed.
No.30890
>>30889
>I wouldn't even have noticed.
Don't you take pleasure in a morning shit?
No.30891
>>30890
I am no longer capable of taking pleasure in anything.
No.30892
>>30889
Yeah nah, I won't be taking any medical advice from you.
>6 days
That isn't normal for anyone
No.30893
>>30892
Apparently the "normal" shitting habits are between 3 times a day and once every three days
No.30894
Speaking of shitting, my toilet stool has just been posted.
No.30895
>>30892
Stool withholding behaviour is somewhat common in people with ASD
No.30896
>last few days have just leaned over the sink and ran my hands through my hair a few times
>at least 30-40 single hairs in the sink every time
I'm not even in my mid 20s, at this rate I'm going to be boomer bald by the end of the year. For fucks sake I have such shit genetics and now this to top everything off when I'm super healthy and normies take such shit care of themselves.
Blackpilled af today, fuck everything honestly I've well and truly had enough m8s
No.30897
>>30894
tracked, untracked, Australia post or nasty courier?
No.30898
>>30896
Shave it all off. The totally shaved bald look is alpha.
No.30899
>>30897
Tracked, fastway courier.
No.30900
>>30899
Good luck, I hope you got a decent courier in your area. Some are good but not as good as others
No.30901
I am going grey. It causes me some distress.
No.30902
>>30898
I am pretty fit but I have really strong eyebrows and a bit of a babyface, not to mention having a really big head.
I've buzzed my hair before and looked like a 12 year old cancer patient.
Not suicidal but really had enough. I have been big on the self improving meme so far this year and have been doing so well up until now, I suspected it was beginning last year but not like this.
No.30903
>>30900
Fastway usually has things delivered to me by a mong. His minder drives but the mong gets out of the truck and knocks on the door. I can't understand anything he says.
No.30904
>>30902
Slap some Minoxidil on that babyface and use the beard to cover it.
No.30906
>>30902
>and have been doing so well up until now,
Has something recently happened in your life to change this perspective.
>>30903
At least he knocks and waits. That's a pretty high standard in the industry.
No.30908
>>30901
Distress causes you to go grey.
No.30909
>>30857
>>30866
What exactly were these about, and why did you delete them?
No.30910
I know you guys wont watch that Feed movie I was talking about yesterday but it's pretty good. All Aussie and has haxor cunts and mental fuck ups with twisted sex fetishes
He feeds women to death because he was made to feed his mum who was a fat fuck who couldn't get out of bed when he was a kid
No.30911
>>30909
>delete them
That's disappointing when people are catching up on the gen, it's happened to me before.
They were him singing
No.30912
>>30909
Secret NEET business
No.30913
I am still trying to watch The Shack. I am 48 minutes in.
No.30914
>>30861
A tremendous effort. That pile must be huge now.
>>30903
The one that literally says "doot"?
No.30915
>>30910
>>30913
Adding both to my list to download and going to try to watch them with an open mind
No.30916
>>30915
Cruisey watches some pretty bad movies.
No.30917
>>30911
One too many iced goon teas probably
>>30912
But I'm one of those too.
No.30918
>>30916
lol, yeah
after watching all of woody allens flicks all movies are the same now.
No.30919
>>30918
I am quite fond of you so I had suppressed the information about you liking Woody Allen films.
No.30920
Went to Fast Pasta for lunch. Had a slice of garlic bread, the chicken parmigiana, and a glass of shiraz.
I was the only person in the restaurant.
No.30921
>>30920
That sounds lovely.
No.30922
>>30920
I am surprised they still exist. I went there as a kid a couple of times. Absolute garbage.
No.30923
>>30922
This was pretty damn good.
>>30921
I thoroughly enjoyed both the meal and the complete lack of people.
No.30924
>>30920
Upper class restaurants are absolutely comfy to eat in at lunchtimes. Always completely deserted.
No.30925
tfw this man was not elected in 2012
what a great man he is NEETs, love watching him tear boomers up on YouTube
No.30926
>>30924
That does not seem comfy to me. The staff would all be completely focussed on you and aware of everything you do.
No.30927
>>30926
They just ignore you and are usually on their phones that time of day. It's less attention than usual.
No.30928
>>30926
There was only one waitress, and she did a good job of being friendly in her interactions with me, but otherwise keeping her distance.
No.30931
>>30930
40 minutes, does that include a clip of him having a wank?
No.30932
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>30925
He almost got dicked by Ali G
No.30934
>>30920
What did this glorious-sounding meal cost you?
No.30935
>>30934
$01.60 garlic bread
$19.50 parmigiana
$06.90 glass of wine
———
$28.00
No.30936
>>30932
The eternal G*rman strikes again
No.30937
>>30935
>$06.90 glass of wine
Should have rounded that up to $10 for some goon
No.30938
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>30937
Should have worn the goon suit into the restaurant.
No.30939
>>30935
A secluded meal.
——
Priceless
No.30940
>>30936
>G*rman
He's a Brit Jew.
No.30941
>>30929
What does that have to do with Paul?
No.30942
>>30938
He would have just been having a business call with a client
No.30943
>>30935
Considering I don't have the confidence to do what you did I'd have to settle for;
Supermarket-tier frozen garlic bread ~$4
McCain frozen chicken parma ~$6
Coolabah 5L cask ~$12
No.30944
>>30941
He reminds me of him, he to is just an abounded meme
No.30945
>>30940
even worse then tbh
No.30946
Just finished it, it was good.
No.30947
>>30946
I am watching it now at half an hour in, it is not too bad.
No.30948
I am getting the urge for an afternoon nap again.
No.30950
>>30946
Meanwhile at one of Goldstein's many factories…
No.30951
>>30949
Do you like big women?
IS IT A CRIME TO FEED SOMEONE
No.30952
>>30951
It's a crime to starve someone!
No.30953
>>30951
>Do you like big women?
I certainly do not.
No.30954
I'm on to my next film.
A pajeet production about a cow
>Gaav (1969)
No.30955
>>30954
What put the desire to see this film into your head?
No.30956
>>30952
Don't talk to me like that… if these womans are fat as you say, they are going to…
>>30953
Some scenes that do not include them that you may fap to with the comparison of their relationships. The copy I have is 480p and it wouldn't be the best fap.
No.30957
>>30954
I am liking your film knowledge thus far and your recommendations score quite highly on the ratings site. I find random movies interesting when they have some quality aspects to them that score highly compared to some of the shit released these days.
No.30958
>>30955
I've only watched like 10 mins of it and it's comfy as shit. Warm fuzz from old film rel, all black and white. I think they're afghans or something.
No.30959
Hey NEETs
After an experience today in a lecture I'm beginning to suspect that I'm not even bad at socializing. I sat down next to two guys and started a conversation which went swimmingly. We were joking around and messing with each other after five minutes and arranged to meet up at the library a couple hours after the shared lecture. It was fun.
So why does socializing with roasties feel like pulling teeth? Why do I have to sweat over the perfect way to introduce myself and then only get a few words out of them? Why are those few words always bland as fuck?
Why can't women just be decent people and not enormous cunts when they encounter a man they don't find attractive? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.30960
>>30958
>I think they're afghans or something.
The Cow is a 1969 Iranian movie directed by Dariush Mehrjui, written by Gholam-Hossein Saedi
According to Pirate bay torrent I am downloading
No.30961
>>30959
There's usually no other agenda when straight males are talking to each other.
No.30962
>>30957
I go through /tv/ now and then and find movies with an interesting premise, or lists of films similar to something I like. Download them, forget about them (that way I dont know what any of them are about, I hate knowing that something's going to happen)
Like the synopsis may be joe's dad dies and then he goes across the country or whatever, If I know joes dad dies the movie is ruined up until that point. I cant watch trailers either because it shows too much.
But yeah, I'm just selecting random movies I downloaded ages ago and seeing what they are.
No.30963
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Do you NEETs reckon this would taste as good as a roast chicken?
No.30964
>>30963
>Do you NEETs reckon this would taste as good as a roast chicken?
No. Steaming has it's place, but it doesn't taste anything like baked or roasted meat.
No.30965
>>30961
I don't have an agenda when I'm speaking to a woman. I would just be nice to talk to someone while waiting for a lecture to begin. Are you saying they're being awkward to discourage me from hitting on them? Physically unappealing roasties usually don't do this, so you're probably right.
Fucking cunts, am I actually so repulsive?
No.30966
>>30959
Keep up the good work, you sound like you are settling in well. Work with them and study together near the end of the semester if you can to keep you on track.
May be she was married, engaged or has been in a bad relationship before? I had a social relationship with an older woman at uni and we used to joke about lecturers and what to do for work, I enjoyed it. Since she had a family, it wasn't going to go any further. It depends on the girl, unless she finds you absolutely attractive I do think anything will ever happen after one interaction. Unless you are known by other people, it may come off creepy if you really want to take it further after one interaction.
>>30962
I don't mind old movies, there a few classics that people say you must watch in black and white I did not find appealing. I feel that I am very much like you, I like the story lines and how it all develops more than picture quality and framing focusing on those aspects like a circle jerk similar to art critiques.
No.30967
>>30963
Looks like some health food craze. Not for me thanks
No.30968
>>30965
>Are you saying they're being awkward to discourage me from hitting on them? Physically unappealing roasties usually don't do this, so you're probably right.
Pretty much.
>am I actually so repulsive?
You're not.
But women do the choosing.
Even the fattest, ugliest women can find men willing to root them. Unfortunately this imbalance means that many women have an over-inflated view of their own attractiveness. 3's consider themselves 7's and so on.
There's also the 80/20 rule at play. 20% of men (the Chads) get 80% of the pussy.
No.30969
>>30967
>Looks like some health food craze
May be they could add some charcoal to it do some type of cleanse? Would that make it more appealing?
No.30970
I bought some more lottery tickets this morning. Not smart, but still better than going on that food binge I was feeling tempted towards. I didn't spend as much as I have in the past. I was pretty restrained.
No.30971
>>30966
>I did not find appealing.
A lot of those films they talk about like citizen kane and oklahoma and stuff I feel like they've convinced themselves that it's good rather than just going at it openly. /mu/ is terrible for it too.
Some of those old movies are ok, I like Casablanca but that's just because I liked it not because it's seen as a great movie by critics.
Then again chan culture has this funny half way attitude towards critics, they appreciate the "golden oldie" types but if a new movie/artist gets a good review from something they deem as "reddit" they'll reject it.
Like if the new star wars was hated by the general public they'd meme it to must watch status, same as if death grips was more commercial they'd all hate it.
I just use it as a way to find things in the same stream of whatever, they generally do good lovecraftian film lists but I've seen pretty much all the good ones.
No.30972
>>30969
Chicken enemas will be the keto diet of 2020
No.30973
>>30971
I struggle to like Old Movies. There are only a few I genuinely like. Gone with the Wind and Citizen Kane are legit good films.
No.30974
>>30971
I don't think you are right about what drives 4chan's liking or disliking of films.
No.30975
>>30974
Most of their memeworthy stuff is terrible imo.
No.30976
>>30971
These are some of the old movies that these critiques recommended. I am not saying that they are not bad, but I watch 10 minutes of some of these films and do not find the appeal. It could simply be the case that I need to watch them longer that I will do one day, but these seem to be among the meme oldie category, not like Casablance and Citizen Kane that I did not mind watching as much (my newer attitude towards films was an indicator that I didn't grow up with them). Here are three on my HD ready to watch that as someone could say are meme worthy
Nostalghia.1983
Gertrud (1964)
M (1931)
>>30972
I can't say that it won't be because it may when someone cures their cancer on it
No.30977
>>30975
I made no comment on whether they had good taste or bad, I merely said I don't think being contrarian for its own sake is what drives it.
No.30978
Uni is so fucking boring that I almost regret doing it for VETbux.
But filling out your resume with random certs and courses does have that RPG feel to it, so the grind continues.
>>30970
Good work lad. Maybe work towards buying something bigger, save your cash out of habit? Even if it's just a sexdoll. One of the good ones though.
No.30979
>>30978
>a sexdoll
I have no interest in that. I do save most of my money but there is nothing I want to buy that is within reach. that is why I need to go for a big lotto win.
No.30980
>>30976
Not sure if I've watched any of them.
I'll download them and see.
>>30977
Yeah, not entirely and that might be jut my attitude thing because I sometimes become a "contrarian to contrarianism"
This movie I'm watching now, Gaav, I found on 4/tv/ I think, I'm liking it a lot. This guy really loves this cow.
I haven't sussed out /tv/ for ages but I didn't mind /television/ either.
There are anons on both that have tastes similar to mine and I like.
No.30981
>>30978
>I almost regret doing it for VETbux.
See you soon if that's your attitude
No.30982
>>30980
>I'll download them and see.
These were among the must see movies for critiques who appreciated good old movies there was more. I cannot remember where I found them
No.30984
>>30981
Ah fuck, Max.
I take it back Uni is so good I love it.
No.30985
>>30984
If you do it for two semester to carry it over to the next year and do not need to do summer session, then you get 3 months or close to 4 months off depending on if you have to do tests and when you need to do them. All while bringing in the bux with no responsibilities. If it is the long term unemployed rate, you almost get newstart bux without all that shit
No.30986
I found uni saved me stress from Cenno and Max but gave me lots of stress from being uni.
I guess I just can't function properly anywhere at all in any circumstances.
No.30988
>>30985
Switching from NEETbux to VETbux didn't drop my payments at all, it's pretty flash.
Going to have to think of another course to do after this one, though.
No.30989
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