/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Shit, might as well delete this one

>>29477

alright, thanks mate

SYDNEY

Delete everything.

Forgot to put "OLD" in the OP but I'm sure you all get the point

Dan Murphy's

I never understood the point of much.

>>29487

How do I delete myself?

>>29490

Much is a tricky word

>>29491

You can't there will always be a copy of you around somewhere.

>>29491

A shadow doesn't delete the light but the result is the same.

>>29494

You will get vitamin D deficiency.

>>29495

gayneet please stop

>>29493

>tfw immortalised forever?

>>29496

Does drinking cum cure vitamin D deficiency?

>>29496

Hahaha I actually laughed out loud. First time in a few weeks.

The day has gone by real quick today

>>29498

Time for a wank to increase your vitamin D?

>>29475

Cheesecake NEET made that picture.

>>29501

It's a nice picture

>>29501

At least he didn't let wagie get the last one

>>29504

Tell her to call her mother and go back to college

>>29504

E) Have sex on the balcony, whisper into her ear before one last thrust that pushes her over the edge into the dumpster

>>29504

I'd have a comfy conversation with her about how what we're going to do in the future

>>29505

Looks yummo.

>>29504

D

Okay NEETs I am off to bed. I finished The Two Towers last night. Frodo and Sam were betrayed by Gollum and Frodo was been taken prisoner by the orcs. Sam has taken the ring and is going to try and rescue Frodo. The story is shifting back to the others in the fellowship for now.

Good night.

>>29511

Night neet, only a third to go now

>>29511

Sweet dreams NEET

>>29506

Asians don't wear uniform to college.

>>29507

Rude and disgusting.

>>29508

That can come later.

>>29510

That's good too, I was more thinking of licking that yummy little tummy.

>>29511

Good night, sleep well.

>>29514

>Rude and disgusting

That's between me and the prostitute

Hey neeteroonies, I haven't been on today, I hope you've been well.

>>29504

>An Asian wife

I'd use that rope to off muhself

>>29518

>not wanting a real like anime gf

>>29517

Hello mate.

>>29505

Cut very nicely, almost every slice is the same size.

>>29521

That is GoodFoodPresentationNEET.

>>29514

>Rude and disgusting.

What do you do with cum rags after they've been used?

>>29522

I aim to please.

>>29525

God bless you Dan.

>>29518

They're as good as White women, better than the NEET here with the black.

>>29504

I would do all of them

>>29525

That was quite alright

>>29527

Both races are bottom of the barrel pickings

you guys who are into asians have got it all wrong, they're by far the worst

t. sydney

>>29525

No Dan that's enough.

GIVE ME BACK THE CITRUS HIGHBALL CANS OR I'LL GO FULL COLD TURKEY AND TO TOP IT OFF YOU CAN FORGET ME BUYING PETROL FROM YOU AND GOING TO WOOLWORTHS.

Hey cumguzzlers

>>29532

Goodnight NEET.

Hey neets its goon time

>>29532

How's it been

>>29504

She seems underaged

>>29535

Wet and sticky

>>29537

Did you spill your goon again

Which is superior, poo or pee?

>>29540

pee as it contains HIV for pozzing

>>29540

I can pee in a cup I can't shit in a cup so piss wins

>>29538

Nah

What else are ya doing

>>29542

If two girls can shit into one cup, you have no excuse.

>>29543

Nothing.

>>29544

Girls don't have penises that get in the way of shitting

>>29545

Oh

Not even drinking goon?

>>29547

Nope.

>>29548

Get into some goon cunt

>>29549

What are anaki reps

>>29538

No, it makes me feel relaxed.

>>29552

No vapourwaveneet you need to drink goon

>>29551

Flashcard program, reps being repetitions.

Flashcards and mnemonics are godly for learning anything. Just fucks its way right into your brain. Found that I still remember most of these.

>>29555

Ah so you're learning nip

I want to learn French or German myself

>>29556

I tried to learn German, the grammar is too complex for me.

>>29556

Yeah, nip for me, but there's decks for most main languages. Worth a shot.

>>29555

Also kinda wish I knew mandarin so to the chinks speaking their pidgeon speak in public I'd say "I know what you're saying chink" in chink

>>29557

What do you mean, the word order is fucky or just weird shit like ü and ß?

>>29558

Is it free

>>29561

Word order and gendered words, found it rather weird and confusing.

>>29560

Mandarin is probably one of the more useful languages to learn for getting waged up, but hard to stay motivated when the Chinks barely produce anything decent and are thoroughly unpleasant to deal with.

We had Japanese in highschool, I don't even remember half of it, also had two Jap exchange students live with me for a week, their English was just as bad my Japanese.

>>29562

Oh yeah. Gets shilled all the time in language learning threads because it's free. Not that some basic flashcard system is something that really warrants paid versions.

https://apps.ankiweb.net/

And then just search "anki decks [desired language]" to find decks for it.

>>29564

I'd post the pic on why not to learn mandarin for business if I had it

Its just with that and Arabic I'd be able to tell those fucks I can hear them

>>29565

Barely learned the kanas back when I taking it in highschool. Like two semesters and it ended up being the one subject in highschool I just hardcore cheated on to pass.

And then I took up nip again last month and got the kanas down in like a couple days.

>>29563

English is one of the few European languages that doesn't have that so were weird

But is German weirder because I don't recall a German le/la or latina/latino

>>29568

We did it from year 7 to 10, 11 and 12 being optional, in my last year (10) we got to the kanji, I can't even remember most of it.

I fapped 8 times today, mostly to fat Asian women

>>29564

>tfw the language you would like to learn is obscure in Australia and hard to learn

JUST KURWA MY SHIT UP

>>29572

So Hungarian?

>>29572

The good news these days is that once you get the reading down, you can just pirate a shitload of podcasts and talkshows to get the listening and production down.

>>29572

No wait kurwa is polish isn't it

>>29574

I don't even know good english podcasts let alone where to find good French ones

>>29575

I think it means whore, in many slavic languages.

>>29577

For some reason I thought it was a sausage

>>29578

You're probably thinking of a kransky or something they sell at the deli.

>>29576

Oh you're not going to find any good ones. You just suffer through random ones until you can easily follow the conversation and can hate everyone talking.

>>29580

So like in English then

>>29579

Probably

Fuck I want some cured meats

>>29581

Yeah that sounds right.

>>29583

Tbh I don't even know of another corner of the internet that's tolerable

>>29585

Have a goon

>>29584

For podcasts, I listen to a couple of Scottish guys and all they do is talk about old movies and take the piss out of each other. Not sure that counts because they're so Scottish they're pretty indecipherable, and don't really count as english.

>>29585

Can I buy a vowel?

>>29585

>>29586

>>29587

tfw not letters and numbers

into the bin

>>29587

See my dads family is from Scotland so I know what Scots say

>>29588

Have a goon

tfw I will never be smart enough to be on Letters and Numbers

>>29591

You might be smart enough to be on struggle street

TFW died thread

>>29593

Seems to be about 10:30-11:30PM AEST where it is dead because all the eastcoast NEETs are on that early night schedule as of 2018 and it is only an hour or so after when the WA and foreignNEETs bring things back up

Most of us NEETs seem to be resting our bodies at a reasonable hour this year.

>>29595

>tfw 1-3am nights forever

Crashed hard today, but mostly good.

>>29595

The thing is though NSW and Sa are 65% of this threads numbers

>>29594

Tfw ywn be Michael

>>29588

>SBS

The woman in blue not non-white-enough for you ay?

>>29599

What

>>29598

I wonder how he's doing, if he still has a home, what happened with his mother's inheritance and whether or not he has a gf?

>>29601

I'm just wondering how the doggars are doing

>>29602

https://www.gofundme.com/michael-struggle-street-sbs/

>>29603

WOO NEW GUITAR

Evil poo

I'm off to bed

>>29606

Have a sleep

Had an unplanned 5 hour neetnap and now I am going to start drinking.

Been on the shitter for the past two or so hours, I think that pizza I had for dinner was bad. Almost fucking cried as the head of it was passing by my bladder. Don't know why it hurt so much. I think/hope it's over. I've got to get up in five hours to go to work. After the second bout of toxic anal explosion I didn't want to stray too far from the dunny so I had a shave. The other day I found a pack of razor heads at the back of the drawer and just used one of those, felt like I was shaving my face with sandpaper. I didn't know they went bad, maybe they had water on them when they got lost and lost their sharpness and smoothness.

>>29608

What are you drinking?

>>29609

Jesus christ, NEET. So delicious-looking, and yet so horrible.

And yeah, unless you had some samurai goblins in the back of the drawer convinced that they're going to fold those razors a thousand times.

>>29608

I haven't been able to nap all Summer

>>29609

>the head of it

Are we talking liquid or solid shits? Also what brand of pizza was it?

>>29610

Sapporo

>>29611

I'm not completely convinced it was the pizza because I don't know if it could go through me that quick. The date on it is still good too but it couldn't've been the egg and bacon pies because they're fucking perfect.

The blades on the razor kept snagging on my whiskers, it was shit.

>>29612

The head was solid, it was more than a head really though, it was like 2 or 3 foot long, then it was runny. None of the runny shit floated though and that's new.

Aldi pizza, I've had heaps of them before and haven't been sick.

>>29613

Nice

I better get to sleep. Tomorrow is going to be fucked, I can already feel it gurgling in the nether regions of my bowels

Wagie life only one day a week and I can't even handle that.

>>29615

Could be your diet in general (ie frozen pie and pizza) though it sounds like a temporary bug that'll pass in a day or two.

>>29617

Good night and good luck with work.

>tfw going to sleep depressed

>tfw should go to bed but stuck in a cycle of imageboards and procrastination

>>29621

>tfw in bed, stuck in a cycle of imageboards and procrastination

>>29621

I'm waiting for my semen levels to recharge so I can have a wank then go to bed

>>29614

Are you the NEET with fecal impaction? You woke up to that really bad shitting experience, I responded that you were having a shit day. If you do I think that issue require a doctor.

Did you use shaving cream while shaving? If you did I would buy new razors because that shit is never nice when you get razor sores.

>>29624

Good morning NEET

>>29626

>>29624

Good morning NEETs. Just about time for me to take doggo for his walk. I hope it is not raining out there.

>>29618

Nah, it's the only day of work I get, better not.

>>29619

I was thinking that, I haven't eaten any fast food for a week and that pizza is probably the unhealthiest thing I've had recently and I hoovered it. Interesting considering those pizzas were one of the healthier things I regularly ate but since Lent started I've been eating a bit better.

Cheers for the good luck.

>>29627

>>29626

>>29624

Good morning friends.

>>29627

It's a bit chilly this morning, I don't think it's raining though.

>>29630

I heard rain here about 20 minutes ago. I think it might still be drizzling.

>>29625

>fecal impaction

maybe, I don't know. It's not that bad I dont think, I dont feel crook this morning

I used shaving cream and I used the razors without seeing how bad they were before

>>29631

Now it's just got a big lighter I can see it's a dreary looking morning.

>>29633

I am going to risk going for a walk. I stayed in yesterday because of rain and I don't want to get in the habit of it.

Hopefully Doggo and I won't get drenched.

>>29634

Do you have an umbrella? Might be worth taking it in case.

Went on /b/ first thing in the morning.

Funny webm's they said, good times to be had they said.

>>29635

Yeah I am taking my umbrella. It won't be much use for Doggo though.

>>29609

>>29615

These posts aren't giving me (You)'s, I was phone posting last night and was using my home wifi (the same as how I'm posting now from a laptop)

What's the deal with that?

>>29637

Enjoy your walk, it doesn't look too bad at present.

Is he an inside dog? Him getting wet is ok but letting him in after if he is an inside dog will make a mess.

Had a wet shave. I'd let myself go since last Tuesday because I was feeling a bit stressed and down. Feels good.

Might get a haircut today while I'm out looking for coffee plungers.

>>29640

Check out a few salvos/vinnies, they might have them for cheap.

I got that drip coffee machine for $10.

I nominated us for the hunger games, first time in ages I got there before it was over.

>>>/sudo/72383

>>29642

Will this bring undesirables into our safe space?

>>29643

Did you click on /liberty/ any time this week?

>>29644

..that evaded the question. It might.

>>29644

Yes, because I saw the link at the top.

Which means if we end up there, people will click.

Hopefully not post.

>>29646

Oh, I don't think I've ever clicked up there.

There's another NEET here that normally nominates us anyhow.

>>29639

We are back from our walk. We stayed mostly dry and the umbrella remained unopened. There was a little bit of moisture on the wind but not much. I forgot to wear my headband so now my ears are really sore. It was a bit chilly and windy out there.

Doggo is an inside dog. He only goes outside four or five times a day to go to the toilet and patrol the backyard and try to kill anything he sees on his turf. He sleeps in my bed.

>>29641

Most sensible people have an aversion to second hand food preparation equipment.

>>29638

Your diet is terrible. You eat processed garbage and not enough vegetables. Also you abuse opiates which is known to slow the digestive system and cause constipation and other problems.

>>29632

>maybe, I don't know. It's not that bad I dont think, I dont feel crook this morning

There was a story were a NEET was shitting liquid and then hard shit came out during it. The hard stuff is what is stuck up there is like faecal impaction. I have never had one but I am guessing its getting to the level of a kidney stone.

>>29636

it's 2 edgy for me, you should stay it at all costs. I use to visit a few years back and before that I came from another chan. I am used to most of the shock stuff, but there will be something on there that disgusts you/pisses you off. At least that is what happens to me when I used to go there quite frequently.

>>29645

We'll just tell them all to have a wank and a goon

>>29651

If the equipment is completely dry, the risk of getting anything from it after a good wash when you get it home is low.

>>29653

>the risk of getting anything from it

It is more than just the risk of getting sick. The aversion goes deeper than that. It just seems gross and wrong.

>>29552

Very nice work. We need that made into a banner.

>>29654

>It is more than just the risk of getting sick.

A coffee machine should get pretty hot on its own to kill anything. If you flush it out and clean the equipment I will stand by statement that the risk is extremely low. Even shitty pod machine we were given a couple of Christmas ago has a clean function of using boiling water to clean parts you can get to.

>It just seems gross and wrong.

It's like using a kettle that is not your own. God knows when it was completely emptied and cleaned. If is frequently used I do not see a high risk of you getting sick

>>29648

>>29649

lol

>>29640

What sort of place do you go to to get your haircut?

>>29650

Same as mine, except I don't let him on the bed

>>29651

Second hand just means added character

>>29652

I had a wrap a couple days ago, that had vegetables.

>>29653

Yeah, thread was slow so I went to nerv centre

>We'll just tell them all to have a wank and a goon

that's the ticket

Anyway, I got to go to work. Fueled on mints and coffee and an empty stomach, wagielife.

Have a good day.

>>29659

>I had a wrap a couple days ago, that had vegetables.

Do you at least have some fruit daily?

>>29656

>It's like using a kettle that is not your own.

I read once that people staying in hotels have been known to wash their underwear by placing it in the provided kettle and boiling it.

>>29659

Good luck today mate. I will miss you.

>>29661

Yes I have heard that too.

>>29658

Just a barber usually.

I'm balding, so I typically get a #1 or #2 depending on the weather.

Barbers tend to be better than hairdressers at cleaning up the back of my neck and around my ears with a straight razor.

That said, having a busty hairdresser rub her boobs on the back of your head/neck probably has its merits.

>>29661

Unless it is a public space like a kitchenette in an office I have vowed to stay away from those devices. That is the one exception to my rule.

I would not buy old old appliance though that could be from these places unless absolutely necessary, then I would need to clean it with chemicals several times over.

>>29667

Good morning Karen.

>>29667

kawaii ching chong

Morning, cunts.

>>29670

Good morning cunt.

Started downloading the complete set of Tom Baker Doctor Who episodes. Only 60gb.

>>29672

I have all the old Doctor Who episodes. I haven't watched any of them.

>>29673

I remember it being on TV in the afternoons in the mid 80's. Was too young to pay much attention, so I'm curious to see what it's like as an adult.

I watched the first season of the rebooted Doctor Who, mainly because I thought Billie Piper was alright to look at. From what I understand it got progressively worse from there.

>>29674

I enhoyed the David Tennant new Doctor Who era.

>>29676

what time do you call this?

>>29525

>>29525

Literally laughed out loud on atrain thanks cuz

>>29678

Excellent. Thank you. Very comfy.

Does anybody else find rainy cyberpunk cityscapes appealing to look at?

>>29678

>>29676

Are you making all these neets

>tfw fairy of bad poos visited me

it was a sweaty affair

>>29681

Yes very comfy.

>>29684

Fantastic cunt!

How do you do it photoshop?

>>29687

>photoshop

It's just a website https:// photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/retro-wave

>>29644

Not him but I did because my finger is too fat to phonepost properly

This is a good trick to recruit an international executive neet taskforce

>>29690

Would you NEETs consider that man to be executive sized?

>>29691

mmmmm good question, I think he is more a manager sized individual. I hope he makes it towards an executive size

>>29691

Can't really say until you see the waistline and thighs.

More middle-manager and that shot, though.

>tfw woke up depressed

>tfw woke up mildly refreshed

>tfw woke up impressed to a new Dan OC

>tfw blessed it's a new day

>>29694

I am pretty impressed that you almost got 11:11:11

>>29667

>>29670

>>29624

Good morning

>>29695

>tfw unimpressed with quality of sleep

It's going to be a day of much caffeine intake

>>29697

Good morning.

>>29698

Thank you

Anything planned for this last Sunday of Summer?

>>29699

I am about to take a nap.

>>29690

The absolute state of Australian "media"

>>29701

He needed to tell us his opinion in his article

>>29701

How we would we know that he wrote the article if he didn't include a picture of himself?

>>29705

Expression isn't snooty enough for the shirt.

>>29705

tfw no russian gf

>>29704

Is it normal for barbers to be open on a Sunday?

None of the ones in my area are

>>29708

It's attached to a shopping centre. Adelaide has suburban shopping on Sundays, but they don't open until 11am.

>>29707

This feel pains me every waking hour of my life

>>29710

Buy a Russian onahole then?

>>29711

I need to move out of mummybots house so I can store it in the freezer. No point in not having a realistic experience

>>29712

kek

Can't believe it's almost fucking 1 pm already. Woke up at 7ish and spent an hour on the computer, tops.

>>29704

That's an expensive plunger, I bought one from BigW for about $5 but I dropped it recently and the glass broke. I've just been using freeze-dried since.

>>29714

iktfb

>>29715

It was more than I wanted to pay ($39), but I figure it's pretty much indestructible. One of the problems with offices is other people being clumsy and/or reckless around other people's belongings.

>>29714

I woke up at 6:30 and have spent 5 hours on the computer

>>29719

Kalgoorlie noongars would probably be more concerned by a glue tax

>>29719

I see what you did there..

>>29719

M8 it would be racist if the police or white fellas followed them around after they were released from prison.

>>29722

>or

>implying there are nonwhite police

Finally the pigs do something

>There were reports the man was heard yelling at police: “Shoot me, shoot me.”

>It’s understood police were called to a domestic incident — they initially retreated but opened fire when the man lunged at them. The man reportedly had a knife.

http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/a-man-has-been-shot-by-police-in-brisbane-suburb-of-wakerley/news-story/587bdccbb31fb11f2165df40ba0094a3

>>29723

Road Toll Goblins are still technically police.

>>29724

Pretty dickhead way to off yourself tbh

>>29726

At least they got his consent

>>29719

Right hand side of the picture

One of Dan's associated face cut out

How good, when some NEETs were saying he didn't support aboriginal communities by not opening a new store. He must have provided the funding for that face cut out to support his aboriginal bruddas

>>29728

Dan doesn't associate with the mob north of perth

>>29730

, wank

>>29730

, goon

>>29730

, cumdies

>>29730

, tendies

>>29730

, Dan's

>>29730

, MAX

>>29731

>>29732

>>29733

>>29734

>>29735

>>29736

The six stages of grief

>>29737

I chuckled

>>29739

How does it work?

>>29740

some guy made unofficial sim for 6 of the 12 game books. Unfortunately, the original makers only finished 6 of the planned 12 books though I've heard that the 7th book was kickstarted recently

You can download that here

flapp.sourceforge.net

>>29741

Looks pretty interesting, thanks neet

>>29743

>finger in the bum

Brendan Fraser.jpeg

>>29704

I am looking forward to a full and comprehensive review of that plunger. I might get one myself.

I hope you guys aren't out doing normie things

>>29747

It's about time we had some cultural diversity in the general

Hello NEETs I just woke up from a nap. Can a lonely boy get some (you)s?

>>29749

Hello. How was the nap?

>>29749

Of course.

>>>29749

no

>>29750

It was ok. Had trouble sleeping last night because I lost power and had no fans. Today was a little more pleasant.

>>29749

Yous are earned, not given.

>>29749

Why?

>>29752

Why not?

(you)s are the lifeblood of the NEET General. They must flow freely.

>>29757

Will the NEETs die if they don't receive the (you)?

>>29758

It would be extremely painful…

>>29759

>>29759

>>29759

>>29759

>>29761

Looks like the usual white-invented fake abo culture bullshit. Even their dot painting was invented by whites. Same with that bullshit ceremony they do with smoking branches at parliament and everywhere else.

>>29762

a-are you telling me those umbrellas aren't traditional?

>>29762

Although bullshit it still does have meaning for Aboriginal people. The dot paining beyond the really touristy shit often represents song lines and dreaming stories. Smoking of branches is a more visual welcome to country initiation that white fella can understand better. Screaming into the abyss is probably not as view as favorably to the white fella.

I am white

>>29764

>song lines

This is more made-up bullshit. They only invented that one a few years ago.

>>29765

Interesting, could you please provide a citation for this information?

>>29766

No

>>29768

There are many different aboriginal countries. They look like are from different countries from different regions.

>Look at these Adelaide 'Elders'.

From what I know of it is like politics. The constant moaning and bitching among the debate and issues of getting down to business. Elders is more a term given by the community that these people are viewed by respect within a country.

>>29768

The one on the right decided to mouth off during last year's dawn service, using an invation to lead a prayer by banging on about stolen land, slavery, and finally replacing parts of Psalm 23:

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of invasion", etc.

Went down like a lead balloon.

>>29770

>Went down like a lead balloon.

She probably can't help it if she cannot read all the words, some substitution may be needed

>>29771

I was watching a stephen molyneux interview and he was listing off the relative intelligence of all the races, supposedly aboriginal australians rank just above pygmies at 65~IQ with white australians at 100. That's incredibly sad if true and I don't think I'll be bantzing abos ever again, it just seems distasteful now.

>>29773

It's true. Dumbest race on Earth, according to testing. An evolutionary dead end.

>>29773

>That's incredibly sad if true and I don't think I'll be bantzing abos ever again, it just seems distasteful now.

There is a reason why we have Federal action plan specifically for Aboriginal people.

It depends on how intelligence is tested, an elder that can explain every area of a massive landscape may not score as high as a white Australian but to me that is impressive knowledge of the landscape. IQ tests depending on their use are a meme, certain parts of the test can be learned quite easily without understanding them in depth. Defining intelligence and the purpose of the test itself is very important.

>>29775

>Defining intelligence and the purpose of the test itself is very important.

From what I remember, the testing used was supposed to remove all societal/cultural/educational factors, so that it was impartial and fair to everybody.

>>29776

>all societal/cultural/educational factors

I would like to see the test itself. That 2 year old who was raped in that outback town will probably be having a different life than a kid living in the city. I see it as working to degree but it would be very difficult.

>>29777

>You have drunk the noble savage kool-aid.

What do you mean? I do not claim that Aboriginal people are all knowing beings but I do not think they are as dumb as rocks as they have been made out to be. Some older elders probably know things about this country that we do not know of that could be helpful in medicine.

Cheeky ice-cream sandwich for an afternoon snack. Maxibon is pretty unremarkable but alright.

>>29782

Thinking about just getting some hair clippers and just doing it all myself, hairdressers are just an annoying experience and I'm gonna look like shit either way.

>>29783

I have some clippers and try and maintain mine after I get it done, but it's really hard to do the back of your head properly without help.

>>29784

If you set up a portable mirror in a corner next to a bathroom mirror, you can get a pretty good view of the back of your head. But you're right, it's a pretty slow process and I don't blame people who can't be fucked.

>>29781

Looks good

>>29786

It was. I only got it because it was on special for $15, and I'll get 3 meals out of it. Not sure what the regular price is, probably $20+.

>>29782

The girl that did mine today was really quite nice. Wasn't unpleasant to look at, didn't talk more than was necessary, seemed to know what she was about.

>>29768

the one of the left looks cool tho

>>29747

oi cunt if you can actually rap that.

Ill make the beat

>>29789

>oi cunt if you can actually rap that.

>

>Ill make the beat

I'm trying to think of the song. It's an old disco-ish song I think. "NEETLIFE!" was original "SWEET LIFE" or "NIGHT LIFE" or something.

>>29790

>I'm trying to think of the song. It's an old disco-ish song I think. "NEETLIFE!" was original "SWEET LIFE" or "NIGHT LIFE" or something.

Street Life, Randy Crawford.

>>29784

>>29783

good to see NEETs working together, i might get clippers when i dont want to leave the house but >>29788

having a cute girl pay with ya hair is nice

>>29790

fuarrrk i was thinking of this trashy song

https://www.vevo.com/watch/post-malone/rockstar/USUV71704255

>>29792

>fuarrrk i was thinking of this trashy song

I could be totally wrong, and you right.

It was the (NEETLIFE!) bit that stuck out to me.

>>29678

quality work, looks great

>tfw depressed

>>29795

Whats wrong?

Heavy day, wagielife really knocks it out of you. Everything pisses you off, you want to be upset. I just wanted to flip my shit at someone, I think I may be evolving.

Bosslady's boss asked if I wanted to work with him one day this coming week and like the little trooper I am, I said 'you betcha buddy'. Next week (tomorrow) my course starts, I have a councilor appointment, there's three days of the course, I'm working at least one but probably two days.

The course, bosslady and her boss' place are all over an hours drive away.

I'm fucking destroying myself.

I think I'll get to a point where the pain of wagedom engulfs my entire being and I will be numb. This is the way it was always meant to be.

>>29797

You need to take it easy mate. Don't put too much on your plate.

>>29789

make the beat and I'll upload it for you guys

>>29704

That's a pretty fancy plunger, looks good

>>29799

So which song was it based off of?

>>29797

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

>>29801

D Rose

>>29764

Dot painting was taught to some of them (central WA iirc) by a bunch of german tourists

Find a sacred sight that has dot paintings.

>>29772

What was the message?

>>29803

fuck even shitter song but anyway

could just use this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMjAesne78

get rapping neet ill slame it togetther

>>29800

Thank you. I shall submit a field report tomorrow.

>>29778

In one of the places where I grew up hey had a reserve (abo land shit where they got houses and crap) and I was mates with a few black fellas.

90% of the bush blacks are fucked from birth, mum's on the sniff and fetus has no chance.

The abo's that had their head screwed on mostly turned out shit anyway because they'd get lumped in with the feral ones so they'd act in kind.

There were a few who did ok though, I don't believe that they all are incapable but some are. My dad bought the house we lived in off of one of the local women who was cool and I was mates with her son.

Her brother was the intermediary between the whites and the blacks when any legal or land shit came up.

Her son, my mate used to call them boongs and niggers and all sorts and he was one but he sure didn't act like it. Was a top math student.

>>29807

I'll listen to this in a bit, bass sounds good.

My mind is set on >>29797 at the moment.

It's the sounds of uranus.

>>29802

Sounds a bit like that, I had the voyager tapes years ago. They are the actual recordings although some of it is put up or down a few octaves because most of those sounds are out of our hearing range.

I used to listen to it in the bath when I was on siriquil.

Really captures the vibe.

>>29811

>Seroquel

That is bad shit. I would advise against taking it unless you are hearing voices telling you to kill people.

>>29812

I was on it for a few years, that was like 5 years ago, I think. I cant remember.

>>29813

My mum takes it for her schizophrenia. It has calmed her down. She is tired all the time now.

>>29815

STEVE-O! HOWZ IT GOIN, CUNT?

>>29816

Call me Big Steve please.

>>29814

Yeah, I think zombification is the desired effect. For me I was stuck at home for months at a time then I was on that and I lost my emotions so I couldn't be scared.

I think it permanently altered my personality, still, I learnt how to be around humans.

>>29817

Sorry.

BIG STEVE-O!, HOWZ IT GOIN, CUNT?

>>29815

Hello Im not doing badly

>>29819

It is going good mate, thanks for asking.

>>29820

Not doing badly is pretty good for a neet these days I reckon mate.

>tfw irritable

>>29822

Go for a run.

>>29823

It's raining.

>>29824

Have a wank

>>29826

Maybe

No fucking foresight. Even an hour of uranus didn't make me feel good.

Time to go to the chemist for pharma drugs.

>>29826

>tfw already wanked today and trying to keep it to once a day (Im not him)

>>29827

You can do it

>>29829

>tfw lost count of the times wanked today

>>29833

Literature, fantasise, pictures and videos. Good to spice it up the mix. I have been very conservative for my wanks during the week. Went a little overboard on the weekend

>>29834

>wanking to literature

Very fancy. What a patrician.

>>29828

>Time to go to the chemist for pharma drugs.

If you can't wage without having it turn you into a junkie you probably shouldn't wage.

Advice for NEETs wanting to visit prostitutes in the future:

https://coach.nine.com.au/2018/02/20/14/51/depression-anxiety-sex-drive

>>29809

fuck mate im actually intrigued tell us more

you fucking racer mixer

>>29838

tips fedora

>>29838

What was the purpose of that spoilered remark? Very unsavoury.

>>29838

Appalling commentary

>>29838

One of the funny points about that time was that my best friend was that cunt who ran over all the people in melbourne

I gave him the name dimitri (it sort of was his name anyway) he only called himself Jimmy

My dad sold him his first car, it was a rusty FJ(I think) ute

He was actually a pretty cool guy.

>>29842

That guy developed Schizophrenia by the sound of all the shit he raves about at his court appearances. Probably helped along by all the drugs he took starting as a teenager.

>>29837

Now I just need to stop being an ugly sperg from impacting my sex life

>>29835

Moby Dick does funny things to a neet

>>29836

Kind of hard to just not wagecuck when you need to pay bills and rent

>>29846

DSP is enough for a thrifty NEET to get by on.

>>29843

Yeah, he became a meth fiend. I was mates with him when I was 12. I only saw him once since then and he tried to fight me because I was looking at him til he clicked on to who I was.

I took him around to my nans for tea but he was pretty scattered even then (about 15 ish)

Never saw him again.

>>29848

Too bad you need to be a literal retard or cripple to get anywhere near it now

We were born too late

>>29850

I got put on it 3 years ago and I wouldn't describe myself as a retard or cripple.

>>29850

I tick all boxes now

retard, cripple, dsp, wagie, pharmajunkie, thrifty NEET

>>29851

I was exaggerating but it has definitely been tightened up lately

>>29844

Stop this negative thinking, it's only going to hurt you NEET and that's not nice

>>29854

It was a joke my friend

>>29855

Or was it really a cry of anguish masquerading as a joke?

>>29855

I worry too much sorry

>>29856

A joke of anguish masquerading as a cry.

>>29856

Thinking about things deeply has never done anyone any good neet

>>29852

U on the DSP yet?

>>29860

For over 10 years

>>29861

well, not really. I was on kids dsp. I cant remember what it was actually called

>>29861

Have you ticked the executive sized box though?

>>29862

DSP-Lite?

>>29864

Do old neets qualify for 3DSP?

>>29865

There used to "disability name" pension that a family member is on. They could be on the executive sized pension?

I don't know if misophonia is a real thing, but bow howdy do I get unreasonably angry when people are talking too loud near me, or just doing mundane shit like ordering pots and pans or cleaning.

A down mood has taken me. I shouldn't have taken that afternoon nap.

>>29868

Did you at least have that wank?

>>29868

Hopefully it doesn't last long buddy

>>29870

It has lasted about 15 years so far.

>>29872

Very well memed.

>>29872

That's banner material, buddy.

>>29867

I'm the same, I also cannot stand hearing people eating, especially if they eat with their mouth opened.

Makes my blood boil.

>>29863

I haven't even reached middle management

>>29869

I am a different nap NEET. But I did have a wank a while ago.

>>29873

>>29874

You can tell by the penmanship that this was made by an actual dspNEET

>>29872

Good job, it was worth it.

>>29878

Glad to see you are using the correct one without a background

Fuck, even after a hard day after runny shit night and even before the painkillers you guys make me smile.

I love you NEETs.

>>29868

Should have had a afternoon fap instead of a nap.

>>29876

>>29877

Both of you need to keep keeping up the good work

>>29884

Needs to be a 90s Falcon or Commodore tbh.

>>29882

You are loved and valued here mate.

>>29884

That's a cool car. A rusty shit can would be more apt.

>>29883

I would have fallen asleep with my dick in my hand.

>>29886

or an astra

>>29889

>IKTF

>>29890

Of course we can't forget the Astra, actually a lot of early and mid 2000s cars are now within purchasing ability of frugal NEETs.

>>29891

I Know That Fap

>>29892

I'll probably have to upgrade to a mediocre mid 2000s car before too long. My shitbox is getting older and older

>>29893

2 close to home. When I was younger I had fallen asleep with my hands visibly down my pants.

>>29894

20 years is pretty much the limit for the majority of cars.

>>29897

So when it's time all you have to do is accelerate?

>>29898

wew

Dan Murphy's

>>29898

That is assuming it doesn't break down first.

>>29901

A battle between man and machine

>>29899

>I Do Not Understand That Kek

>>29900

I posted a Dan Murphy's song yesterday and only got 3 (you)'s, was >tfw not impressed

>>29897

Iktf, my first car was a 95 EL Falcon, it had an airbag but no abs, it was an extremely nervous car to drive, they were notorious for snap oversteer.

Other than that it was extremely reliable and gave me no problems.

>>29904

It was late at night.

>>29903

wew indeed

>>29906

Some neets don't understand the science behind (you)s

>>29892

I've seen some 2001 cars and such go for 1000-3500 on Gumtree , and mid 00's cars for 5k. All of which are pretty achieveable for a NEET.

Probably wouldn't go for anything older that 00. I'm not that willing to take my life into my own hands.

>>29904

I saw it, it was pretty damn good, but I was too tired for sincere (you)s.

>>29908

You need to post OC at the start of the thread at prime time NEET hours to maximise (You) production.

>>29904

It was late at night and I think from memory I woke up then hallucinating around that time that some toy kept replicating in my mind DSP future is getting closer. I liked the song, it's saved for future Dan posting when a NEET gets angry at Dan.

>>29909

Anything jap from 2000 to 2005 will be reliable as long as it's under 150,000km and has been well looked after, should easily get another 10 years out of them if you treat them well.