/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SOUTH AUSSIE

I got the 751

fart niggers

I had to look up the correct way to make it a plural.

>>30992

octopode would also have been acceptable

Just finished my NEET music video, don't get your hopes up m8s it is unbelievably shittier than even I imagined

There are so many shitty video editing software suites out there too.

>>30992

You doubted me?

>>30986

> but gave me lots of stress from being uni.

It will be until you develop a strategy. I use to have folders and piles with all my shit for each subject (organised chaos).

>If you cannot read the material on screen, print it out. Making notes can help you annotate material.

>Even having someone to talk to is invaluable. In the end all you is 50% to pass, do not just aim for 50% though and you will be fine.

>Even asking tutors and lecturers is a good technique either via email or in person to build a relationship with them, but it may not work for some subjects where some are complete dead shits.

>Even use free courses the university offers to get you skills to use resources to make you life easier like resources using their catalogue

those students who aim for 50% are often hit hard in one assessment then have to worry their ass off that they need to get a high mark in the next big assessment just to pass

>>30996

Don't put yourself down cunt. We are going to enjoy this music video enormously.

>>30996

Please don't delete it 30 minutes after uploading it

>>30998

It was more social anxiety and self-consciousness that got me. I used to lie awake at night worrying that I had made a tiny grammatical mistake in an essay and feeling sick about what the tutor would think of me.

>>31002

Try Grammarly add-on tool for Microsoft word (Australian spelling and grammar feature), it costs money for the premium version but has helped me as my writing is terrible without proofreading. It can crash so save your shit frequently when you finish a sentence or two. It is not a master of all tools, but I combine it with the text-to-speech resource in Word that has helped me. I am not an expert, but it has helped me identify little issues that can drop your marks when combined.

When you do fuck something up to make a note of it so you do not do it again in the future. I use post-it notes to note specific mistakes and put them on a wall next to my desk. When I am done an assignment, I look at that wall and check that I have not made those mistakes again. You will keep making mistakes in life and just need to accept it, as long as you are making new mistakes then there is nothing to fear.

Tutors only really remember memorable papers when it is a big fuck up, like spelling a significant authors name incorrectly, continuous, significant grammar errors or the assignment is written in the last hour before class some people can pull this off, not all. Here is there a website with a free tool you can use, I bought my subscription in Black Friday specials for a really low price.

I would recommend Grammarly with the higher monthly price while you are a university. You may not use it during the breaks, and you lose subscription time. Pay for it when you need it:

https://www.grammarly.com/

>>30980

>sometimes become a "contrarian to contrarianism"

My nigger. Two levels deep is the optimum level of contrarianism.

>>31005

It is not about the grammar.

>>31007

>It is not about the grammar.

Using tools can be reaffirming that you would have done everything humanly possible to identify the mistake that caused you unease. The antecedent event that led to your concerns were the grammar mistakes that led to your behaviour (insomnia) with the ongoing consequence of impact your behaviour into the future.

Not everything can be controlled and no assessment is ever perfected. There was a study with two groups of university students, one had to submit the assignment as normal and the other group had to submit by the same date but had the option of editing it then resubmitting them a week later. From memory a significant majority of students took the opportunity to resubmit their assignment. It is not a empirical finding but it highlighted that these feels are normal because we all make mistakes. From memory I do not believe the grades shifted significantly because they resubmit their assignments.

>>31006

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool in a nuanced, anti ironic, subtly unsarcastic, jokingly way.

Had a little nap and woke up to a bunch of Saddam looking cunts yelling about a cow and bosslady ringing me.

>>31010

What did Bosslady want?

>>31009

Same tbhnigger

>>31010

Did you direct them towards the designed street?

>>31011

I used her as a reference for a volunteer position with st johns and they rang her, she wanted to let me know what she said.

>>31013

different type of minority

>>31014

You seem to be doing very well for yourself mate. Lots of things on the go.

>>31014

What did she tell them?

>>31015

I have to do a bunch of hours for the course and I thought it'd be better spread out over the whole course rather than a few weeks of full time at the end.

>>31016

Just that I'm a top cunt, no lies obviously.

Trustworthy, compassionate and patient was about it.

>>31017

>Just that I'm a top cunt

That has been my observation of you too. But occasionally you will get someone to give you a reference and they are one of those people that has to be "fair" and give "both sides" and say something shitty about you too. Even if they mean well by it.

>>31018

I was more uncomfortable with her praising me up, a few criticisms might've been good but I doubt they'd care. I mean it is volunteer work, I think they'd take just about anyone.

Bossylady out right said "all the volunteering he does is good but can he get a paid job out of it" which is good because I'm too soft to ask that.

>>31018

>Even if they mean well by it.

It also depends on the position they are in and even then what an employer wants can change significantly between employers. Your references are another filtering stage to exclude people who have significantly puffed up their CV or Resume without evidence of their qualifications and to see who you are a person. I think they are a significant chunk of getting the job but not the entire means as it depends on your written application and then your interview. Applicants are more likely to fuck up their application than having a reference who goes both ways with their feedback.

>>31019

>they'd take just about anyone

It depends what it is. If it is something where you handle money or go into other peoples houses or are in a position of authority over people they can be very selective.

>>31019

Sounds like bosslady really likes you. You are doing very well mate.

I hope none of you NEETs are in the NT

http://www.news.com.au/national/politics/nts-big-booze-price-hike-wine-wont-be-cheaper-than-water/news-story/9c9c7298c91392a8b2b3a008ce0c4699

GOOD!

http://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/morally-repugnant-female-thrill-killers-jailed-for-life-for-aaron-pajich-murder/news-story/62993dd81f38e4d2ede5332de9645a1d

>>31021

Oh, ok. It's one on one with disabled and elderly people in their own houses and taking them out so I am (if I get it) in a position of power where I could exploit them.

>>31022

Cheers, yeah she thinks I'm doing ok.

>>31023

Unit pricing for booze is pretty hard to argue against. Good policy in my opinion.

>>31024

>one on one with disabled and elderly people in their own houses and taking them out

Yeah they will not take just anyone to do that. They should accept you though with good references.

>>31024

>position of power where I could exploit them.

Carers bux?

>>31025

>Good policy in my opinion.

Alcohol is already pretty expensive compared to other countries. People still abuse it, I don't see a reduction in harm because it's more expensive. It may reduce the incidents but people are still going to abuse the cheapest shit available. I also don't see how it's going to good for the politicians on Friday after the introduction when wagies are buying their cartoon and its gone up X dollars.

>>31027

>Carers bux?

More like take them to the bank and get them to withdraw their life savings and give them to you.

>>30983

Already received my rejection for the call centre job that I interviewed yesterday because other people have more relevant experience.

Got baited and switched into a role with shittier pay and is temporary compared to the permanent one before

JUST FUCK ME UP

>>31027

Nah not a carer, the NDIS has a whole bunch of funding for "social inclusion", I was thinking about a bunch of you when we were talking bout it.

Also this >>31028 and that type of stuff, I cant (and dont want to) accept gifts or cash

>>31029

Just give it your best and they will recognise your abilities and move you up to better things.

>>31029

So you got a job though?

>>31030

The government might pay you to take NEETs fishing.

>>31031

>>31032

Clarification: no actual job yet. They just put me on a shortlist for another role.

I also have that unpaid PATH fuckery interview this friday

>>31033

The lady running the course said that specifically…

I'd be guilt stricken.

She said that if the client wanted to go on a cruise, the gov. could pay for you to go with them. That would be in an actual paid role not volunteering. Like if there was a client who needs supervision etc. and wanted to go on a boat you could get paid to go with them.

I don't know how I feel about that, I get that they need someone with them but it still sort of seems like a waste of taxbux

>>31035

>I'd be guilt stricken.

lol you need to toughen up.

>>31027

When alcohol prices went up and up in clubs, people I grew up around began per-drinking at home. They use to use the sugary pre-mixed drinks, when they were taxed highly they moved onto hard liquor to mix. I see it working to change behaviour but I do not see how they were better off, even the idea people drank smaller amounts of alcohol faster to get the buzz was even floated.

>>31028

Indeed, but a lot of people are trained to spot people with failing memory. St George bank in my area at least has trained their staff to identify those with dementia (posters of this information) and ask questions about the money they are withdrawing.

I am not certain but I think lawyers and other people have a responsibility to check that people are of sound mind. That if they write up a will when the person has been diagnosed. It almost happen to us but the people caring for them knew the will was fraudulent as the person was diagnosed with severe dementia at the time. The money wasn't going to us but instead their friends who got him to write up a will. Ironically they never got in touch with that person when they went into high care environment and it showed they didn't give a flying fuck.

>>31034

>I also have that unpaid PATH fuckery interview this friday

They give you a few extra bux but is a very low amount. Read social security guide from Cenno and Unemployment union for advice on what they can and cannot do. If they do something dodgy then you may be able to out of an assigned job.

>>31035

>I don't know how I feel about that, I get that they need someone with them but it still sort of seems like a waste of taxbux

Mummybot went a holiday last year and guy with diagnosis who required support with his daily living had a carer with him on the holiday. You won't be relaxing as much but it is still a holiday and what the client wants. If they are relaxed around you and trust you, I would go for it. You are providing a service to them.

>>31036

I can just imagine rocking up and one of you recognising my voice or something

tbh some of you, if you're on dsp are probably entitled to some funding under NDIS.

Might be worth looking up.

>>31038

You just ring 1800 800 110 and they'll send you out an application I think.

I'm entitled to it but I still haven't rang them.

>>31038

>tbh some of you, if you're on dsp are probably entitled to some funding under NDIS.

It seems like a pretty shit system. For psychological issues, the services seem to be very limited in scope and offered to limited places for funding available. People have to fight pretty hard to get decent services from the NDIS. Families with children with high level disabilities (need help with everything in life) are complaining that their support will cut under the new NDIS system. If you already have a support package in place, keep it in place as long as possible.

I already feel like a fraud for being on DSP there is no way I would want a specific individual with their nose in my life.

>>31041

It's just for an assessment. I think you can self-manage your funds or get a company to organise it (charge an administrative fee). If you think you will benefit from it and see things you want to do that will improve your well-being (covering the cost of social badminton or other activity) which links to your disability you should for it. They aren't going to judge you to heavily, you have been diagnosed and they are just going to determine the level of support you need.

I just can't ahead.

Had the VE Commodore in for its 6 monthly service. Get a call this afternoon saying they didn't proceed with the service after the cylinder heads were found to be "leaking badly".

They (the Holdens dealer) quoted me $3500 to have the heads "re-machined" or $4500 for a second hand engine.

It's a 2008 VE. I purchased it in 2012 for $20K. It had only one female owner and about 45,000km on the clock. I've had it serviced every six months without fail, and it has only just ticked over 100,000km.

The car is in excellent physical condition, but I'd be lucky to get $8 or $9k for it if I sold it.

I can't justify dropping half the sale value of the car on engine work.

I just can't see how in 6 months the engine block could suddenly develop a massive failure. Surely the cylinder head is just bolted to the block with a gasket in between?

One of the guys in the service department followed me outside when I was leaving and told me to get a second opinion, so I'll call the RAA tomorrow.

what do youse suggest a NEET kinda guy who ended up in japan with nothing to do? i wana get out of tokyo but ive pre paid accommodation and dont wana spend hundreds of dollars of what i have left.

please dont ban just because of ip, i really have nothing else to do here but post on these boards. at least talk to me first ;w;

>>31045

why did you go to japan? are you an english teacher or tourist?

>>31045

The filthy japs have never been held to account for their war crimes.

>>31044

Yeah a second opinion is definitely the way to go on that.

>>31044

i really hope you get more than just $8 or $9 for this.

i found that a second hand leaf in japan costs around $10k imported with only 40k on it. and even better, its going to be legal to import in another year (currently illegal)

so off topic, but do you think electric cars will be popular in australia soon?

>>31046

complicated but lets say tourist. i wanted to look for work but the pay is all lower than some coles part time job and not only that you have to constantly talk to people

>>31047

umm i probably disagree with the sentiment but literally, i can't agree more.

>>31044

>service department followed me outside when I was leaving and told me to get a second opinion,

Go somewhere else to get a quote? The dealer charge an arm and a leg for everything. A mechanic like Midas places that we use are very reliable. You do not have a warranty on the core and it's getting older so don't go to a dealership. They will fuck you over.

>>31045

Catch the bullet train for day trips, get one of those long day passes?

>>31049

>so off topic, but do you think electric cars will be popular in australia soon?

Metropolitan places I have seen a fair few number of Tesla's. Unless there is significant investment I do not see them going beyond a coast to coast route

>>31052

once, she didnt want to meet up again so i deleted her. the last thing she said in person was "can you teach me english"

imo thats the death knell in japan. i really hate normals, but even more so here. like, 1000 times more. infinately more. like, bone of my sword times more.

>>31054

in case you get excited your options are 3;

deai cafe, pick up at extpensive girls bar, or pick up at cheapish club and karaoke.

the only reason i succeeded at the third is because an old jap friend happened to be REAAAALY good at hitting on girls in clubs and i literally got lucky.

>>31051

>umm i probably disagree with the sentiment

Pleasure women are a good example, many countries are still very angry that they have not acknowledge/apologised for this issue.

>>31054

>i really hate normals

You sound a little too fresh for this place

>>31055

idk if youre serious but i have too much respect for truNEET boards ill do it anyway

>bored on friday

>realise friends are off work

>about to go to internet cafe and spend my last $25 just to play netgames for 16 hours until 3pm the next day

>text m8 from old times.

"hey you wanna go do nanpa?"

>yeah come to this location

>walk half an hour and dont meet a soul in densely packet streets on a friday like a ghost

>meet friend at a club

>he shows off and burns out on a couple of girls at the bar

>his friends obviously dont like me much

>realise soon theyre otakus and probably shy so wtv fuk eh

>get in taxi which he pays for

>go to club place

>go in club

>hes all like "this is my special club n shit"

>looks like a normal place to me, bit small

cont.

You big neet bastard

You fucking stink

Let's get this show started

Fuck my wife

>>31044

>One of the guys in the service department followed me outside when I was leaving and told me to get a second opinion

Good on him for doing that, that seems dodgy as. Unless you've been working the car and fucking it hard there's no way it should be that out. Hopefully the next place just says you need a new gasket.

>>31047

I think they made apologies but those seem half-hearted ones with textbook revisionism and shit like that

tbf, Germany is an exception in how open they are about their history rather than the norm

>>31053

>Go somewhere else to get a quote? The dealer charge an arm and a leg for everything. A mechanic like Midas places that we use are very reliable. You do not have a warranty on the core and it's getting older so don't go to a dealership. They will fuck you over.

>

This is the dealer in Elizabeth where the Holden factory was. They service the Police fleet, etc.

I'm wondering with the close of the factory, and the following drop in sales, whether they're looking to make money any way they can, even if it means lying about major faults. They have a whole bunch of signs up now offering all sorts of shit they wouldn't have touched previously.

>>31064

>I think they made apologies but those seem half-hearted ones with textbook revisionism and shit like that

>

There were no Hague trials and mass executions of Japs for a start.

>>31057

im sorry, ive been hanging out with a guy whos recently been obsessed with r9k on half chan trying to get "le gf"

>>31058

just read

>>31061

i hope youre not bullying rn

>>31058

>>31055

>buy drinks, cheap af for japan. tastes like panadol awsome

>friend points me over to some girl

>"talk to her, trust me"

>look at him

>girl looks at me

>he starts talking to her

>hands over to me when idk even whats going on

>walks off

>she punches me when i walk a little way away

>i talk to her

>friend comes up with like a fuck off face

>he is also eurofag looking like hes never talked to a shiela

>i get pissed and revved up and want him to go

>idk how i did it but i got him to leave without punching me

>talk with girl while dancing

>she says she wants to visit australia

>less and less japanese as we go, she seems to want to lead me to speak english (see my comment earlier)

>start dancing more

>grind on her

>she punches me more (wtf) but dont hurt

cont.

>>31062

>Unless you've been working the car and fucking it hard there's no way it should be that out.

I drive like a granny. It's only done 55k in the 6 years I've had it, and only started being driven 5 days a week when I got this job six months ago.

>>31047

They did get off pretty lightly, but then again they did get two atomic bombs dropped on them.

>>31066

There were war crime trials. Tojo and Yamashita were one of those who were executed in those trials.

The one nation that really escaped with everything is Turkey. Unlike Japan who made half-hearted apologies but made textbooks that say otherwise, they went with straight up denial

>>31070

>>31066

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Military_Tribunal_for_the_Far_East

>>31066

the japs also took in some jews in WWII

first and last refugees they ever accepted.

i know that coz i wikipediad some city i drove past west of biwa lake the other day and that was the place. it said that not many japs know about it.

>>31068

wouldnt this be a problem of the insurence.

like, if the person sold u a dud, they gotta buy it back or whatever, but like, if its jsut the natural life coz its done 100k km then id guess you'd be fucked

>>31071

Wow. A whopping 149 executions. How many Australian nurses were killed in that one mass murder on the beach by the japs?

>>31065

>This is the dealer in Elizabeth where the Holden factory was. They service the Police fleet, etc.

They might have a contract with the government and they have more power. If they fucked them over they can threaten to go to someone else. Governments often have deep pockets for repairs when the equipment has been purchased.

>even if it means lying about major faults.

Why are you even going to a dealer for maintenance? Any decent mechanic can do a log book service much cheaper and you can get a much better service. Dealerships are often inconvenient to get to and an overall pain in the ass.

>>31067

>im sorry,

Stay far away from those people.

>>31073

not i <really> hope this isnt an elaborate bullying prank

>>31044

Sounds like you might have gotten a bit of a lemon, pretty rare for a modernish car to get two leaking head gaskets, I'd get it fixed then sell it.

>>31077

No, that guy just does that.

>>31078

Or maybe just sell it without fixing? I don't think SA has lemon laws.

>>31050

I thought half the fun of going to a foreign country (I mean actually going there and living there and not being a dumb tourist blowing thousands of dollars in tourist traps) is actually speaking a foreign language with natives? I can understand the job situation being different than what you thought it would be but surely speaking Nipponese can't be that bad?

>>31072

Jesus, are you a chink or someone really old for being still butthurt at Japs for WW2?

Of course, there would be no way most of the perpetrators will be held into account. Even the Nuremberg trials were fairly smaller than the number that should be tried

>>31078

>pretty rare for a modernish car to get two leaking head gaskets

That's a very good point, and I'm kicking myself for not even thinking of that. Of course a V engine has two heads.

>>31081

Blown head gaskets are a serious problem, and it's a very obvious problem, you will have thick white smoke coming from the exhaust much like a steam train, also the car won't last much more than 500km.

>>31074

>wouldnt this be a problem of the insurence.

Insurance only covers damage caused by a crash and normally need a police report of the incident. What has happened would be covered under wear and tear, which is not covered. If the car was under 5 years old and reguarly serviced, he could get it under warranty. He could take it further if they didn't want to cover consumers in Australia have rights under law that cannot be excluded.

>>31078

The quality of new Holdens have gone down the shitter. A local mechanic recommended avoiding them because of all the issues he has encountered.

>>31081

You will not get much. You will also get so many low ballers offering you cash right now Six years is pushing it but he may be able to make a claim. Even then, it is unclear if he actually has a problem that bad. If he gets 50% off it may be more than getting a local mechanic to fix the issue.

>>31083

>>31075

>>31067

>>31073

i think you will need to exchange something with me to hear about the details like that. i'm not comfortable with writing it on the internet just publicly.

>>31076

i guess ill tl;dr it

>dance a bit, grind more and more

>go outside

>she makes fun of my hair

>get food

>go karaoke

>sing 2 songs

>get condom and fug

and the rest is in the first post

yeah sorry gomennnasai i didnt make it interesting.

i just wanted a qt otaku gf to headpat me. i think this is what they call a thott? ;w;

>>31088

Even if it is a proxy this guy is the embodiment of Karen posting

>>31076

>Stay far away from those people.

but how tho? i mean, we dont talk much but i saw him by random.

hes in a group meetup from halfchan which i always post in

>>31088

You should have went with exchanging mail and shit like that if you want a qt otaku gf

I remembered some guy who got into regular contact using some language website. They then move on to to exchanging letters and gifts over the mail

>>31089

who is karen? is he like the sword guy? some kind of lolcow?

>>31092

this sounds like a really good idea except idk if otaku girls actually want to learn english and thus weather they really use those sites or not… i used lingos7 or wtv its called to learn japanese in high school before it was called its current name

>>31088

>>31092

From some /r9k/ thread iirc

>>31089

>embodiment of Karen posting

being a weeb?

>>31091

>but how tho? i mean, we dont talk much but i saw him by random.

It's ok to talk to people you know but I wouldn't further associate with people on /r9k/ on a daily basis.

>>31094

A sign he may be trolling is his sage posting when no sage posts here, why?

>>31097

I am thinking a mix between kawaii and being a weeb but in a good one we are all special. I am not certain on this character now, that the other proxy NEET is not here.

>>31098

>trolling

It is a pretty boring troll then.

>>31085

That's the other thing I don't understand. They're talking about pulling it apart and machining something. If it's just a gasket, don't you just separate the two halves and scrape the old gasket residue off?

>>31099

Yeah feels good. You do not realise how dirty and stale your old ones were until you make the change.

>>31101

You need to get the heads machined when you replace the gaskets.

>tfw plucked a nose hair

Why does it look so weird. It has the same kind of texture as pubes but straighter

>>31101

Try asking about it on a Holden forum or over on /o/

>>31098

>sage posting when no sage posts here, why?

im sorry, i got nostalgic when i saw the sage option in the email field when i was checking to make sure there wasnt a funny setting just for this bord that you would be limited if you didnt post your email. i saw only 1 field and clicked it just in case of that.

sorry for being a halfchan (semi) oldfag.

>mix between kawaii and being a weeb

a-are you saying im kawai, or this karen guy. he sounds cool, i-i guess… people always say i sound like a character or like im trolling when its just me.

i wish i was a girl. at least then i would be able to not care as much.

>>31101

I'm an ex mechanic btw >>31103

>>31106

please do not reply to this post

Got real drunk last night off liquorland nectar, woke up at 2pm and I can feel the pressure in gut when you know your gonna take a huge shit

>>31109

Lovely.

>>31100

I am very paranoid with new people. I feel that all people should lurk for a while, make small number of posts before increasing their frequency. It's what I did and you understand everything better.

>>31101

Labor costs also are a bitch when working in the engine. Any major work around the engine will be expensive, but dealerships have a premium on a premium in my belief. On the old Barina we were going to get two front seat belts fixed in the car we eventually sold. Holden dealership gave us a quote of around $1,000 when the car is even worth that. They said it needed a special machine they had. Midas had the same machine and could do it for $600, we never got it fixed though.

>>31106

You should know the rule on lurking on then and understand how a chan site works, you have quarter chan to master your skills.

>>31108

Why? I deleted any direct quotes to it in my post I am typing up

>>31109

>woke up at 2pm and I can feel the pressure in gut

That's what happens when you don't go to Dan's

>>31111

>Why

i dont want to derail orz

>>31107

Thanks for the info.

Is the machining just because modern donks are aluminium and prone to warping?

My old man's 280SE straight six Mercedes blew the head gasket back in the 80s and I don't recall that being a major production to fix.

>>31112

You should go away and not come back until next week.

>>31114

thx. i havent slept in 2 days or eaten in 12h. before i go what would you eat if you were in japan?

>>31111

Dealerships are cunts, I wouldn't even be surprised if they are just trying to take him for a ride, if the car is derivable (it probably wouldn't be with two blown head gaskets) take it two a smaller reputable mechanic and get it checked out, or have it towed there.

>>31113

It depends on the car, also depends on how much damage the leaking gasket has caused, and to stop another leak from happening you send the head or heads off to a machine shop and have them shaved, so you have nice new metal for the gasket to seat properly on.

>>31113

Also, does your car do this? this is what happens when a head gasket blows, coolant goes into the cylinders, and well, you end up with a steam engine, this is the easiest way to diagnose a bad head gasket.

>>31117

When was the last time you had a solid shit?

>tfw large depressed

>>31117

Looks like it would have taken quite a few wipes to clean up after that.

>>31118

Nah, nothing like that.

Not even the faintest whiff of smoke.

Starts quickly, etc.

Temperature needle never moves from the normal place.

>>31122

Hmmm, I'd be definitely getting a second opinion then.

>>31068

Yeah, you'd be best in getting a second opinion, they seem like they are trying to fuck you over

>tfw large impressed

Finished Gaav, really good film.

>>31115

Get some sleep have some food then have a wank before you come back here

>tfw small digest

>tfw extremely depressed

>>31125

You're a bit slow today neet, everything ok?

>tfw extremely refreshed

>>31126

I will add it to my list of things to torrent.

>>31126

The synopsis sounds entertaining

>>31119

Few days ago

>>31121

My hole took a beating so it was painful to wipe

>>31134

>My hole took a beating so it was painful to wipe

Take a visit to /aus/, huh?

hoy cunts

>>31134

You need to get a toilet stool for your sphincter and colon positioning.

>>31117

Your diet is fucked

>>31136

ahoy there neeto

>>31138

Did you mean to post that to the Japanese guy?

>>31136

Hello m80-o.

>>31117

I had a green poo the other day

>>31142

Do you eat much dairy?

>>31144

Just some milk in my coffee.

>>31139

>>31141

hows it been mateys

>>31143

I had a bright green poo after eating some dodgy mushrooms.

>>31146

Pretty good thanks mate. A bit hungry on this diet.

>>31146

Mediocre mate

>>31147

My "runny" poo the other day was grey and like gravel that all sunk to the bottom.

>>31147

were the the magical kind

>>31152

You need to be a labrador for that.

>>31152

Maybe you should have thought of that before you listened to rap music

>>31148

>Tfw always hungry but too poor to eat

>>31149

shame, keep up and have a goon

Executive neet public sperg out

>>31152

I think those are old poos so only indians can do them

>>31151

They were not. They only made me sick, not trip. Some stupid friend of my mother's picked them and told her they were safe that her husband was a mushroom expert and had checked them all.

>>31156

Nearly had one of those at the Holden's dealer this arvo.

>>31156

what happened

>>31158

what did they look like

>>31150

Have your poos returned to normal now?

>>31159

How close did you get?

Something has really upset my bowels boys

>>31159

why were you at the holden dealership they don't even sell commodores anymore

>>31165

Probably getting his astra serviced

>>31164

have a goon

>>31166

but NK isn't an executive he's a scrawNEET

>>31157

There the ancient poos found in temples that Indians worship

>>31155

>have a goon

I do have a fresh bottle of vodka around, but I might wait until tomorrow to crack it open because I'm tired

How are you doing, neet?

>>31163

I didn't lose it, but they could tell I was on the verge.

They'd relayed the gist of it on the phone before I walked down.

The usual two were trying to make themselves busy so they didn't have to serve me and some other bloke ended up serving me.

>>31168

He's an executive in his mind

>>31165

Read the thread. Head gasket etc etc.

>>31171

Sounded like you did not conduct yourself particularly well.

>>31171

Always remember to do a smelly fart when you argue with them, it helps saturate the air and invokes fear from them

>>31173

shit you're astra is acting worse than my shitbox for once

I haven't had an issue in feb at all

Think I kind of burnt my cock a lil having a wank in the shower

>>31172

I still find it a weird thought though, especially as NK and I are the two scrawNEETs on this thread

>>31178

Neetking is skinnyfat

>>31174

I didn't swear once.

More FML depressed than angry.

>>31178

Isn't cheesey one too?

>>31181

There are heaps. It was a silly remark by that NEET.

>>31181

I thought Cheesey was an excec

>>31177

For the last time neet, just because it's raining doesn't mean it counts as a shower

>>31181

I think he might have depression

>>31182

There is a difference between ScrawNEET and ChadNEET

>>31183

His limbs certainly didn't look it in the car video, but maybe he has a weird body type

>>31185

don't we all

>>31188

I don't have depression, depression has me

>>31187

Well he tbh I didn't watch too many of the videos due to shit data, maybe I should start

>>31162

They haven't returned at all.

>>31191

Have you been popping opiates?

>>31191

They don't want to work either

>>31189

what a beautiful post

>>31194

I agree

>>31192

Yeah but no more than normal.

>>31176

Wrong neet

>>31196

You have been a bit stressed lately too I think. Had your normal routine disrupted. that may be responsible along with your drug abuse.

>>31197

Are you trying to imply that we're not all nk?

>>31190

You're missing out.

>>31199

The rapee is never the raper

>>31201

What about in prison?

>>31198

I still dont really think it was the aldi pizza, they'd be so pumped full of preservatives and shit

maybe it was due to having so much on my plate as of late.

>>31201

Wait I thought I was RapedNEET

>>31202

consensual rape isn't really rape

>>31204

We are ALL rapedneet

>>31205

it is if it's gay

>>31207

ur only gay for the stay

>tfw severely depressed

>>31205

NO MEANS YES

YES MEANS GOON

>tfw severely impressed

you posted again, please tell us more

>>31208

You can take the man out of the gay but you can never take the gay out of the man

>tfw no depressed gf

>>31200

what is a good start point

>>31215

NK's nightmare on NEETstreet

>>31214

If you want to stick your dick in a trainwreck that badly just wait around the station

>>31216

That's not one of my favorite cheesecakeneet videos

>>31217

At least it then provides the added bonus of being close to a train to jump in front of

>>31217

I resent the implication you made about depressed women

Executive neet in an op-shop suit

>>31221

Very noice

>>31220

hey baby

>>31214

Yeah I know that feel mayne, it's driving me insane lately. I keep having to suppress screams when I walk around in public and realize that none of the women present would even go on a first date with me. Blood rushes to my face and I have to choke down the urge to flop onto the floor and start nonironically screeching like an autist.

>>31219

Don't jump in front of the trains at the station, they will be going slow and you'll just end up looking a bit like the brainlet wojaks

>>31221

Suits are one thing an executive NEET can still wear well.

Executive neet and an anglicare Woolworths gift card

>>31224

Have you ever REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in public?

>>31225

If you're in Adelaide, jump off one of the bridges into the path of a train.

>>31225

I chuckled but seriously aim for tracks

>>31229

A horrible comment

>>31227

Those things have saved me many times.

>>31230

I heard a story of someone hit by a train. It cur his legs off and he was very drunk. He tried to escape going the opposite way and the next train cut him up on that track. Mummybot current partner was a police officer, they spent the morning bagging and tagging him

>>31212

I don't care about any of that stuff m8.

>>31231

I actually work for a rail industry. Trains run past my office if I want to get squashed.

Executive neet getting turned away from a brothel

>>31236

did that actually happen

>>31235

Do you have autism?

>>31238

I do but I am not Train Anon

>>31237

Do you think it's plausible?

>>31238

somewhere on the spectrum, but not real autism or diagnosed Aspergers. you may call me infosecNEET

>>31240

dunno

>>31240

Yes, but it wouldn't be purely weight related. It'd be hygiene/skid mark related.

>>31237

They always state that prostitutes have free choice of clients.

I don't think they'd outright turn away anyone who looks like they could pay, though. And one glance of that mighty, promoted waistline marks an executive NEET as one who can provide.

>>31241

You are Weber NEET. The other will confuse the paranoid NEETs and make them think you are a hostile actor.

>>31245

Yes, that too.

>>31233

Lots of pajeets get run over by trains, there's some nice videos of pajeets cut in half and still alive

>>31243

They usually have showers at the brothels which they make the smelly ones use before the session.

>>31241

ASD is ongoing difficulties with social interaction and restrictive as well as repetitive behaviours. If you have both, you can get diagnosed but it doesn't make a difference in life.

Executive neet ambushed by a weight loss intervention

>>31244

The small Asian hookers get crushed by CEO sized neets

>>31248

Yeah.

There's a Jim Jeffries video on youtube about when he and a mate took said mate's severely disabled brother to a brothel. he had a special chair and everything and the brothel had no ramp. Although it was made to be funny, the upshot of the story was that the actual working girls were lovely, and even the taxi driver and some strangers did their best to get his chair in there.

>>31251

God bless gookneet

>tfw ex prostitute with a heart of gold gf

>>31247

That's not my thing, the guy was old style piss pot. Why he didn't sleep on first bench he found is beyond me, even with adrenaline pumping he couldn't see the next train coming.

I once somehow got to a brothel while gooned, realised while gooned I shouldn't do it and fucked off

>>31252

Did he get the root?

>>31251

God bless their kind souls

>>31257

I think the punchline was something about dual thumbs up and a shit eating dribble from the dude. It's been a while since I've seen it.

>>31252

In my course that came up and under NDIS funding is allocated to pro's for physically and handicapped people. You can also become a sort of coach and be in the room to assist two disabled people to have sex.

Did I ever tell you cunts about the time I was sixteen years old and laying with a qt on a mattress who wanted to have sex with me and managed to fuck it up with my autism?

>>31228

One night my brother cut off some guy in traffic and he followed right behind our car, after a while we pulled into an abandoned and dark side street to let him pass and cool off, but he pulled in after us and then parked directly behind our car. I didn't want him following us home and I was afraid he was going to tail us until he could get some other cunts to attack us, so I jumped out of the car, ran over and pulled his door open and screeched at him from inside his car. I realized as soon as I started screaming that he was only 16 or so, that he was terrified, and after I'd finished he asked whether he could leave lmao. I told him that he could, and waited for him to drive off before walking back to the car.

Poorly handled tbqh, I should've just opened his passenger door, stood inside and asked him whether I could help him with anything and politely talked through his complaint There was no need to go full sperg, but I'm glad it happened because now I know how to handle the situation in future.

>>31260

Wow a Job I actually would enjoy

>>31260

Sounds like a rapist friendly job

>>31261

That kid probably thought he was about to get killed, what a brainlet

>>31261

Thanks for sharing the story 10/10 well REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd

>>31265

you probably were too brainlet to swap threads

>>31262

Go do the course then and get into it. Depends on how disabled they are? Are you happy with changing adult diapers for someone with a physical disability?

>>31269

mmm big retard poos

>>31270

Become a carer then, sounds like you have the passion for it ;-)

>>30983

That pepe looks very scary

>>31269

It depends on what sort of people you want to work with.

Tuning a bumhole

>>31264

I was employed at the time and wearing my office costume so I must have seemed completely unhinged. I assume his intentions were malicious because I can't come up with any other explanation for following us into a little sidestreet and parking behind our car. He must've been calling friends, trying to see where we lived or making an attempt to intimidate us, right?

>>31266

That's the one and only time I've ever publicly sperged out, how about you?

>>31273

In that role you are probably on your own. Jobs with people with moderate and severe disabilities are pretty comfy if you don't have to do feeding and toileting stuff unless that's your thing you are helping them with life isn't extremely mentally taxing when you know what to do but probably more on the body it is.

The bogan is out there hammering again. Hopefully she stops at a reasonable hour.

>>31275

I have my break downs in private. I can normally keep myself together long enough to get to a private space to cry, rant and rave

>>31277

tell her off

>>31277

Throw ice cubes at her if she doesn't stop at a reasonable hour while yelling, "here is your ice bitch"

>>31276

I'd be willing to do feeding and toilet stuff, I've seen and know how bad and icky it can get all the catheter, enema stuff and infections and whatnot I'd prefer to just do the social and daily stuff.

>>31281

Get into community service job. They are fairly in demand positions in some areas with NDIS and the pay ain't that bad generally. If you are happy with doing it all you'll get employed.

>>31282

From what I have heard. Do some research though.

Gen #42

We might not have a life, but the gen does. Or at least the meaning to it.

>>31282

Yeah, that's why I'm doing the course

I tried to get into actual disability care but physically I'm not up for it. I sort of am I guess though, the cleaning job is pretty physical at times, probably more so than the majority of a role in the disability sector.

>tfw very impressed

>>31285

A lot of it is around relationships of respect. To tell the truth I have worked in a position you described. It's hard work physically but if you have a passion and treat them with respect it will make the job easier. I have told of cases where people do not respect them really on how they approach people with high needs by the way they talk down to them and they can make your life a living hell. Do not assume and take everything on a case by case basis. It's a rewarding career.

>>31286

>IKTF

>>31288

yeah I'm really fuckin pleased

>>31289

Is that shift from your depression?

>>31287

I wanna get one of those spastics that rock back and forth and make weird noises so I can smack them and make them sperg out

>>31287

I think I'll be ok, I think I can treat people well no matter what their condition.

I have lots to learn though.

>>31291

They'll hit you back and you will probably get charged with big assault. Your potential will expand massively in prison from all that tapping

>>30996

No pressure m8, I'm sure it'll be the greatest thing we've ever heard and seen.

>>31287

Oh I have mild tism and fucking hate being talked down to

I probably have a higher IQ than you lady I think I know what I'm doing

>>31292

Dedicating yourself to helping others will make you feel much better about yourself. The depression will lift.

>>31292

You'll be fine, keep on your learning journey and remember that each day is a new day. You will have shit days but the next day is new day. You will get respect for being caring and passionate from clients.

>>31295

Don't question someone's intelligence to begin with and you will never have that problem. You're smart as you can be. Never be confrontational and think before you act in those situations.

>tfw not a lady but actually a man

>>31297

>>31296

Thanks NEETs

>>31293

That's the plan, hoping to go to a prison farm so I can get tapped by big horse penis

>>31298

I know matey but the thing is I've had many people talk me down and this like a flashback to me

>>31300

I remember researching that the amount of cum will cause your organs to burst. They cum liters upon litres with big big dick

>>31302

IQ 106 mate

>>31304

I passed the MENSA exam. Went to one meeting. The people there are awful.

>>31301

They shouldn't have, that's poor practice. A lot of shit people still exist in many fields really old ones ignore them and move on

>>31305

Surely if you're smart enough for mensa you'd have already known it would be full of insufferable cunts

>>31306

Oh I never had a carer other than mumbot this is just general life shit

Dad did a poo in my bed again

>>31303

>>31310

>>31311

>>31312

>>31313

You've wasted good numbers there you little shit

>>31315

Yes, very true

Just email sperged at the guy who's responsible for generator testing at work. It always kills computers, and he always sends and email out at like 8pm saying "please save your work". Really helpful for the 99% of employees working 9-5.

>>31314

I only made the first and the last one mate-o

>>31318

Two too many mate-e

>>31313

>>31319

>>31317

He should give you a time period in the hour at least at the worst

>>31317

He should give 72 hours notice and take out full-page advertisements in all major newspapers.

>>31322

>>31323

Or make it predictable and known. Today is the last day of the month, but this testing did not occur and the end of last month.

>>31319

I didn't make either of those two mate-u

>>31317

The power has corrupted him

This song is one of my guilty little pleasures.

>>31326

Pretty much. This is almost certainly the most important thing the sad cunt does. He probably has a really clean orange vest and shiny hard hat he puts on before he flicks the switch.

>>31326

kek

>>31327

I don't mind them occasionally

>>31327

What's wrong with his hands?

>>31327

why does he keep taking his beanie off

>>31330

He touched his willy too often.

>>31332

That's just what mummybot told you so you'd stop masturbating all day

I was a big John Farnham fan back in the day.

This is the song I have probably listened to more than any other in my life. I went through a real phase there where I played it all day. That was a long time ago now.

>>31335

It captures a feeling well

I'm not sure what the feeling is, but it's nice

>>31335

tfw never go back to pre-9/11 era

>>31334

I had his 33 and 1/3 album.

I never knew what that was about and then I realised that that is the age that Jesus died at (according to scripture)

It's actually one of the speeds a record player revolves at - 33.3 rpm

>>31337

>tfw only have like two memories from before then

Fucking classic stuff right here.

The only other successful New Radicals song. I like it but it is not special the way get what you give is.

>>31342

Do you ever feel tempted by other blonde anime girls?

>>31342

h-how old is Karen?

>>31340

This is the best Naked Gun intro.

>>31344

That singers face upsets me. Just want to beat the shit out of him.

>>31349

Having trouble growing a beard?

>>31349

Have a wank

>>31348

Karen is only interested in pure wholesome homosexual relationships with other anime girls

does octopus taste like squid

fucking love squid

>>31343

No

>>31317

And sure enough, he has killed one of the buildings at work.

>>31353

He looks like he had an accident while trying to sniff the permanent marker

>>31354

It's meatier from what I've had, I cant remember the taste that well, just the texture.

>>31357

That was a huge hit in its day

>>31354

Yeah but it is really tough. You have to stew it for hours, or beat the shit out of it first. Greek fisherman put it in a bag and bash it against the rocks.

>>31353

That takes me back.

>>31348

Karen's beautiful eyes are messed up in that pic

>>31362

She is half Japanese

>>31360

ah, ok

>>31363

and half sudanese

>>31363

So half bong half nip I guess she's Eliot Rodgers Lily from Katawa Shoujo then

>>31365

Does she break into many cars for the RSPCA to free trapped animals on hot days?

>>31367

yes

Here is another song that takes me back to my younger days and brings feels for reasons I can't quite grasp.

>>31367

She's a good sudo, not a Melbourne sudo!

>>31366

Don't lump Karen in with cripples

>>31369

>>31370

>>31371

Three posts at the same time.

>>31371

She will go blind very soon and there is nothing you can do about it

>>31372

NEETHive Mind

>>31372

>tfw always last in life

>>31369

Jeez yeah, that hits the mark

>>31372

>>31369

They had another okay song.

>>31376

>>31377

Nice try poserneets

>>31376

what is that thing

>>31369

>>31378

this was a pretty good one too.

>>31379

kek have a goon

This one came to my mind for some reason.

>>31383

radical

>>31380

56%

>>31385

I thought it was Goy Sebastian I still maintain Noll should of won Idol 2004

>>31386

I remember being pretty upset about that

>>31386

they were both faggots

>>31388

I was like 4 and even then knew who was the better one

I used to listen to this thinking 22 was heaps old.

>>31390

yep, nolls goaty pissed me off

>>31390

probably at least Noll isn't a mystery meat

>>31390

Were you a Millsy fan?

>>31394

The jewfro gives away the meat flavor

First heard this on the Seinfeld finale.

>>31328

It was well punned

>>31398

the pun was actually accidental, although I did realize it after I posted it

>>31398

and like a true autist, I pretended not to notice and continued on with my grievance

I remember hearing this song in my friend's car. His older sister was driving.

>>31401

was she hot?

This song was like nothing I had ever heard. I loved it.

>>31402

She was. She was a dark Italian. A tiny bit chubby.

This song was great for when I was going through my lefty phase.

>>31404

>A tiny bit chubby.

W00t

This song and its video had a powerful effect on me. It still does.

>>31405

Yeah, for all their commie BS, RATM certainly didn't have a problem making a shitload of money and keeping it to themselves…

>>31408

I loathe them now. Lower than low.

>>31409

>>31408

They made some pretty great songs though.

>>31408

That seems perfectly in line with commie BS to me

>>31409

Their first album is still a guilty pleasure of mine. They're dead shits though. Tried causing a whole bunch of trouble in poor countries like Mexico and the like with their rhetoric.

How is gf2018 going?

>>31413

The cashier didn't freak out trying to avoid any chance of touching my hand today.

>>31410

They are good when you are young and angry.

>>31415

what's good when you are a little less young and a sad

>>31415

Yeah, they were great

>>31416

I don't know. My musical tastes froze in my youth.

>>31418

Mine just kind of died out

>>31416

Soundtracks from cute girl anime

>>31420

I may or may not have a collection of those

>>31416

Nawlinz jazz

This song makes me a bit nostalgic for my Australian childhood.

>>31421

Would you like Kiniro Mosaic's soundtrack? It's hard to find seeded torrents of it so I can put it on MEGA or something