/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I am still waiting for that Coffee plunger review.

At Dan Murphy's

Bendigo

>>31736

>Be Yourself Edition

*Bee

>>31747

Call your sponsor or go to an AA meeting.

>>31748

>Call your sponsor

He's only a call away 1300 723 388

>>31750

The only thing Dan sponsors is misery, violence and neglect.

>>31751

>sponsors

*proudly sponsors

If you need to do some reading or catch up on a quick read:

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>>31753

Dan was an intellectual and a scholar.

Just had a scroll through some fine young Australian ladies on some online dating sites.

The things I've seen m8s, no wonder the boomers get jungle monkey asians as wives, it all makes sense now.

>>31757

mosh it down the drain

Better than on the carpet.

>>31758

Thought crossed my mind but I know it would just get stuck in the trap and stink for days

>>31760

Flush it heavily with water, if all fails use draino

>>31756

To be fair half the girls were mystery meat or asian and were equally as bad

I 100% get what you're saying though, I know we talk shit about pajeets and ackbars but I reckon to an extent they have it figured out. Get an arranged marriage with some poojeeta who might be a bit foreign but at least will be a good cook and mother and hasn't had 10kms of dick inside her, or if you're a chad pajeet just fuck bogan girls then throw them to the side and settle down with some mohammaha.

aussie girls are pretty fucking bad, it is genuinely depressing even if you're on tinder/instagram where the girls are a step above the dating apps like plenty of fish and okcupid etc., just nothing.

>>31763

dont u worri my futur wife u are bootifal mhm red appel cheeks my bootifal

>>31753

The man himself drank posh wine well out of the price range of even the least abled dspneet

>>31757

That's basically the best possible place for it to shit inside mate, your cat could have chosen to shit on your carpet or right outside your bedroom door

>tfw impressed

>>31764

That's such a nice area of the world, I might have to make a neettrip down there before the winter sets in

>>31772

A subtle meme. Very well done.

>>31775

Have a goon and it will come to you

Walked 50 minutes from the office back into town and caught the train home. My crotch is like raw hamburger meat.

>>31778

Did you have an erection the entire time?

>>31778

You couldn't get a bus from near the train station?

The TV just had an advert for Family Feud and the host says "Name an animal that would have trouble standing on one leg" and without missing a beat Mummybot shouts out "[my name]".

>>31780

Nearest bus stop to the office is about 1km away, and said bus runs at stupid times. At that point I just decided to power on and walk the rest of the way.

>>31781

Are you executive-sized? Have you just been Executive-shamed by mummybot?

>>31783

Yes and yes.

>>31777

Took me 30 mins to download that huge image

>>31781

Is that because your in a wheelchair?

>>31786

Time to ring up the NBN to complain?

>>31788

Can't do that if your internet phone doesn't work

>>31789

The gov gave me a teletext machine instead

>>31790

>teletext

There is a blast from the past.

Gaping anus.

>>31792

Raping anus

Burning anus

I can't tell where my anus and genitals begin and where my chaffing ends

>>31795

You a big boi?

>>31796

yes mum

>>31797

Should put some baby powder around your bum and dicky, should help with the chaffing.

>>31798

Got some Bepanthen to rub on at bed time, and some Curash after I have a shower in the morning.

Our poor executive NEETs are suffering. It is a cruel world.

>>31800

Summers almost over

>>31801

It's march mate

>>31801

The season doesn't matter if you're executive-sized, wearing denim, and go on a death march.

>>31803

Going outside in summer as a fatty is not fun though, even without considering chafing

>>31805

goo goo blorg

I am still waiting for that coffee plunger review.

>>31807

I was told this morning my advice wasn't welcome.

I think reviews are a form of advice.

I also posted a picture of my coffee on Tuesday and answered somebody's question about the lack of grit left behind.

>>31809

>I was told this morning my advice wasn't welcome

I don't remember that. It was probably just one bad-mannered NEET. He did not speak for all of us.

I recall you saying you had made the coffee too strong on your first review so I was looking for a follow up with a different amount of coffee used.

>>31810

>I recall you saying you had made the coffee too strong on your first review so I was looking for a follow up with a different amount of coffee used.

Ah ok. We used 1 scoop of coffee (an actual scoop, not a teaspoon) instead of 3 and it's just about perfect.

>>31810

>>31811

I brew coffee in the toilet

>>31812

bad post

>>31811

The plunger is of solid construction? No concerns about its longevity and safety?

>>31814

Seems pretty sturdy. Doesn't flex or rock when pushing the plunger down. Lid doesn't leak when pouring. Cleans up nicely.

>>31815

Thank you for your advice. I think I might pop into Big W and get one for myself. I think I will look into grinding my own coffee for it.

>>31817

Nice tale but that was a lot of words mate, I feel like a book reading smartneet now

>>31817

Good to see you back mate. If I were you I would go lightly on the cleaning gig and concentrate on your course and the opportunities it will open up for you. You know you are not well suited to such a physical job as cleaning.

>>31550

That's retarded, how the fuck is that a class?

>>31556

You made that make sense.

>>31560

aww, I missed it what was >>31552 ?

>>31573

I'm guessing further along in the posts is the outcome but it's good you went to get a second opinion.

My experience with RAA has been great so far but I've only gone with other people for prangs or anything. I mean apart from getting insurance.

>>31819

I just got home and I'm always a little hypo when I get back, I'll slip into brainlet mode soon.

>>31820

I'm glad someone gets how physical it actually is, before starting I thought it would be sort of easy. I've got cuts and bruises everywhere, I sweat my arse off, my back and knees give out and it's non stop for like 10 hours a day. It's pretty hard work, at least for me it is.

>>31822

>I'll slip into brainlet mode soon.

Good lad

>>31822

Do not apologise for making quality posts mate. I appreciate you. Do not give in to the mob of brainlets.

I have watched 56 minutes of The Shack. I do not think I can watch any more. I am cringing too hard. It is absolute dreck.

>>31825

All TV makes me feel that way.

>>31583

I hope it goes ok, you know for what it is.

Sorry to hear about your grandfather.

>>31607

For a cannotbesaidunderpunishmentofbanishmentfromtheboardasdictatedinlawNEET you're alright, i didn't really understand these posts to begin with but it's cool that you share them with us.

>>31608

lol

>>31610

Do you look up or filter specific words or themes or do you need to look through everything to find infosec wanted material?

>>31614

That helps as well but it's not as much fun.

>>31825

What kind of movies do you like?

>>31828

Not many at all any more. I can really only watch stuff I liked as a kid. It is mainly for nostalgia value I guess. That is all I can get out of things now.

>>31830

Very nice.

>>31830

I have reason to believe you've been smartposting

You're no king of ours

>>31834

Those are anti-masturbation gloves

>>31837

I think the NK phrase was "weird cunts on the internet"

"internet weirdo" is the filename for the famous NK reflection shot.

>>31837

Excellent work. I think we can do even more with this squatting man.

>>31839

You're an impressive neetologist

>>31842

NEET lore is my main field of study. That and my interest in obese YouTube food reviewers is what sustains and nourishes me intellectually.

>>31845

I am that skinny

Does anyone else watch the One Pot Chef?

>>31847

Girls only want chads without any sign of a neet belly belly

It's a tragedy, my executive friend

>>31646

>>31645

I didn't realise so many of you had taken it seriously. It does help a bit.

>>31672

> 143kg

weren't you over 150 at one point?

>>31682

I was playing a fair bit of black flag. I liked that.

>>31690

I only take advice from NEETs

>>31851

Wait, are you saying you weren't being serious about the toilet stool?

>It does help a bit

>a bit

>>31852

Yeah I was serious but i didn't think any of you would take me serious.

I haven't had a hemorrhoid since I've been using it but I've only had the one.

>>31756

>I understand.

I've wanted to explain it but I don't want to insult my country.

It is complicated but yeah.

>>31755

Local chicks are fine.

Boomers go for the Filis/Thaiboys because they're either trap chasers or the pinoys hit on them first.

I can't personally get over that "constant smiling" thing that the pinoys always do, though. I'm sure in the minds of boomers it makes them seem like devoted housewives, but it makes them look like thousand-yard staring serial killers to me.

>>31772

nicely done

>>31778

Is infosecNEET the infamous bum chafed NEET from back on /aus/?

>>31858

The one who posted that VILE photo on /aus/ did not look to be executive sized from what I could judge.

>>31860

Did you watch FEED?

>>31860

But finally being under 100kg is the only accomplishment I have in life

>>31858

>>31859

How chafed we talking? I've gotten to raw bleeding ground thigh meat.

Don't forget your fat spats, executiveNEETs.

>>31862

How big were you at your worst?

>>31864

Around 130kg

>>31865

Nice

>>31866

If things had gone a little differently I could have been CEO tier by now. I could even have DSPbux

>>31862

Better bulk up cunt the big boy separatists are gonna take over soon

>>31869

Small change compared to the chafing I've done. Also the hairiest asscrack I've seen. And oiliest. I do sort of regret looking, but can't say I wasn't warned.

Fat spats are a manager-sized NEET's best friend.

>>31871

Do they even make fat spats in executive sizes?

>>31872

I was wearing them at 150kg, friend. They stretch.

>>31870

The skinny cunts will defeat them using speed and then I shall be the biggest most intimidating neet left, meaning I get all the power

>>31869

>you saved it

>>31875

NEET historians forget nothing.

>>31875

The path of a neetologist is a demanding one

>>31868

>I'm proud of you.

Thanks buddy, NEETs praise really does mean a lot to me.

>>31875

A true NEET archivist collects everything. He makes no judgements.

>>31869

It me fam.

This happens every summer.

>>31878

You are a good boy.

>>31880

nice balls mate

>>31885

Me on the right

>>31883

Thanks m8 no homo.

>>31887

I thought they were a bit undersized but I didn't want to say anything.

>>31885

Wanna lick some peanut butter of my willy?

>>31889

An appalling remark.

>>31889

WHITE

>>31889

I dont eat nuts.

i was doing pretty good but now i'm no longer doing pretty good. at least i'm keeping it together but i feel like i'm on the brink of becoming the guy that can't hold all those things; the things being my life and personal responsibility

op picture is very relatable

>>31893

I too enjoy warm nuts. Cold ones are bit shriveled.

>>31894

Hang in there my cold buddy

>>31896

10/10 image

>>31894

What is going on mate?

To the NEET who I offered the Kiniro Mosaic soundtrack to, did you see the link this morning and click on it?

>>31900

I did indeed, thanks neeto

Some of you NEETs have really bad manners. I have noticed this before. Not thanking people, not praising new OC, not saying good night to people when they sign off.

It seems the poor social skills and obsession with self that has blighted your lives in the real world carries into the NEET thread too.

>>31902

I apologize for my autism. It probably won't change, though.

>>31902

Thanks for your constructive feedback

>>31899

I got a project to work on after literally months of nothing (my fault, to a degree, god knows I could've tried harder) but it's getting stalled and I have no idea if I'll be able to start on it next week and my sleeping schedule is fucked once again. I've been staying up nights and sleeping through days and It's been an absolute pain trying to fix it. I've tried not sleeping and simply going to bed early next day but then I either can't sleep or wake up way too early. If I just try to go to bed early I just can't fall asleep at all.

>>31897

Yeah. It's been cold the past few days. Blizzards included. It's a really late winter this year. It's snowing right now but I don't mind it. It's kind of comfy.

>>31902

What has made you say that just now?

>>31906

Snow must be real nice

My grandparents often talk about the one time it snowed around here like 50 years ago. I don't think it will ever happen again though

>>31908

I disguise myself as a snowman and rape people walking past

>>31907

The anime soundtrack issue prompted me but also there was a nice new banner made tonight that didn't get many (you)s and it is something I have been thinking about for quite some time.

>>31908

The one time I've seen "snow" there was hail in amongst it. When we threw the "snowballs" at each other we all got really hurt.

>>31891

GIRLS

>>31910

Contemplating what Jehovah would do.

>>31910

The reason I didn't thank him earlier is because I didn't see the post until he mentioned it, sorry if it came off as rude

>>31913

A somewhat cryptic remark. You know I am not smart enough to understand things like that.

>>31910

Most of the NEETs here aren't in it for the long haul, they pop in to talk about what they want to then leave and don't go through every post like some of us.

>>31916

They make posts immediately before and immediately after something they should respond to. They are around. They see. But they ignore. They just do not care about anyone other than themselves. They do not see the other people here as real people like themselves.

>>31916

We're nothing but a hole to shitpost in for them

>>31916

I used to go through every post but there's too much to go through

>>31920

comfy catch up time is my favourite pass time.

>>31922

>you can walk through the thickest forests without getting tangled in a spiderweb

That sounds like heaven on earth

You do not have to read every post. But if you happen to be reading and you see someone say "Goodnight NEETs" then you should reply and say goodnight. It isn't hard. It is just basic stuff that makes this place better for everyone.

>>31923

Did you tell him?

>>31923

It's nice that he asks neet, did you take the chance to talk about things?

>>31923

My missus just walked past me and said "that guy looks like he longs for death but even death doesn't want to look at him".

>>31928

See what she thinks of the chafing pic.

>>31928

She sounds like a smart man

>>31923

You should've told him to have a wank

>>31922

Your hands look quite thin. Are you a skelington?

>>31931

No. I'd say I'm about average. A bit on the heavier side perhaps. I don't have a lean belly.

>>31929

I am a proponent of spoilered pics for that reason.

>>31934

Afraid she'll like what she sees?

>>31936

Greengrass, what a legend.

>>31935

I am no match for a NEETs chafed bumhole.

>>31928

My mum just walked past me and slapped me over the head

>>31943

You need to learn how to look at chafed bumholes more secretly.

>>31942

Take a tip from possum and get rid of the problem before they take over.

>>31944

>devilled ham toast sandwich

Is that you hash browns and corn fritters NEET? You have the taste of someone from the 1950s.

>>31946

I see them on walks

hey neets

>>31949

Put it all in the same place you would put your bowel backlog.

>>31950

hey neet.

>>31947

lol, yes it is.

>>31948

Make sure they dont see where you live.

>>31953

hows that

>>31951

I remember that one from school

>>31946

That spider is clearly minding its own business outside mate, it's not shitting on his belongings or screeching at him

>>31949

What are you watching mate?

>>31951

I was looking up pete a while back, apparently after the show he basically vanished. He has no internet presence, no interviews, nothing.

That's pretty cool.

Alright NEETs I am off to bed. We are on to the last book of LOTR now. The Lords of the West have marched on Mordor and have challenged Sauron to battle, while the story has now switched to Frodo and Sam who are marching across Mordor seeking Mount Doom.

Good Night NEETs.

>>31958

He is probably >tfw depressed

>>31942

Those bugs are bugged. Time to move out.

>>31959

Sweet dreams beloved NEET.

>>31959

You've been getting through those books at a nice pace, at least that's how it seems from your posts. Good night neet.

>>31962

Thank you my dearest neet.

>>31963

I have actually been going pretty slow by my standards. I have been having trouble concentrating. My mind has been very active lately. Racing thoughts.

>>31965

I get that sometimes too during a reading session

>>31966

He looks like a cult leader

>>31966

He might be here on the gen.

>>31968

I hope he isn't chafed arsehole neet

>>31969

If he is he can be our cult leader.

>>31970

all hail chafed arsehole neet

>>31971

Can you imagine the initiation ritual?

>>31958

Tis a shame. I've searched a few times over the years for the whereabouts of actors from different childhood shows only to be left with a mystery. Julie, where are you?

>>31959

Good night and thank you for keeping us updated on Frodo and Co's travels.

>>31972

yes, all the council knows the ritual

anyone know a good torrent site

>>31974

No more chafing for us.

>>31976

chaffing for the chafe god

>>31966

Inferior Twist!

>>31977

It puts the lotion on the NEET or it goes without Dan's tit.

>>31979

goon for the goon throne

>>31975

piratebay.org

>>31975

>"good"

Always use a scriptblocker with these cunts, but RARBG and kickasstorrents have served me well. Piratebay too, when it's still kicking.

Most are filled with borderline malware shit, though.

>>31982

i thought kat died

So since we're two months into the year now it might be a good time to look back a little

Has anyone made any major changes? Followed through on some resolutions? Got a clearer view of the direction they need to take?

How is life, my fellow neets?

>>31957

>What are you watching mate?

Squid Girl

I wasn't entertained after the first episode so I think I'll drop it.

>>31985

Top stuff mate. That's fantastic

>>31985

Good job mate. The first month of a diet is very tricky to navigate

>>31984

>Has anyone made any major changes

I'm drinking a lot more than I have in recent years. I'm also exercising 3-5 times a week.

>>31983

Still here:

https://katcr.co/new/

Sort of. In a zombified state, I'd imagine. No letters from ISP yet though, but you have to be pretty thick to be downloaded recent movies/albums willy-nilly.

>>31990

Do go on.

>>31849

fuck this fat poofta

>>31989

I hope we aren't causing you to drink more

>>31991

its for LoTR

>>31994

I used to feel like a beer heaps when we were still on /aus/, especially at like 11 or so when monk would get all retarded.

>tfw not sober

>>31996

rip monk

>decided to download all of the LotR movies, 12gb or some shit

>Only 2hrs expected

Holy shit

>>31992

I have this horrible fear that someone I know is going to read my posts in the gen and expose me IRL. First I was anxious about getting help from you cunts about the whole Ryan situation for that reason, now it's a true blue cutie (the Stacey-next-door kind, not bitchy-socialite-Stacey). I want to explain because it made me feel so happy but she'd never touch me again if she knew how I felt about the whole thing.

Can I impersonate another neet and tell the story from his perspective? Can I roleplay as cheesecake? I want to tell you cunts but I also want to touch her body again.

get

trips and cheese cakes gets a gf

fuck

>>32002

what have you done

>>32000

RP as whoever you like

>>32001

>>32002

heh

>>32000

Please keep other neets out of your sex fantasies

>>32000

>Can I impersonate another neet and tell the story from his perspective?

Just invent a NEET.

>>31999

It's a nice feeling being able to download something and not wait a week to watch it

Make sure you set the first movie as higher priority so it downloads first if you want to watch it tonight

>>32000

I'm legit sorry I forgot to tell you I had shit pop up on Thursday meaning I couldn't go to Sydney on Friday

>>32008

Oh I have shit tommorow and I know it'll be a full fucking day with these movies

>>32010

So the gift is a curse

>>32011

Like a dick you need to ducttape to your shin.

>>32011

well it seems like it's the extended edition

That's 10+ hours right?

>>32014

I watched them all a year or so ago, they were over 12 hours I think.

>>32013

I can see your heart breaking from here

>>31999

I've been wanting to re-watch them since >>31959 has been reading the story to us.

>>32013

i can't tell if you're serious

>>32015

shit

well i'm going to have to stock up at dans for a big sunday

>>32017

Have you read the books?

>>32020

No, but I'd like to. Will probably read them when I'm finished Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

>>>32018

Nah I didn't bother showing up but it would be fun to have a neetup at some point

>>32021

Stitch Bar is the location for the next Sydney neet meat

>>32023

>>32018

>>32019

I watched the hobbit movies after, I liked them more.

I'd watched them all before anyhow but not consecutively

>>32023

>he deleted his post

>>32023

>next

I thought neetups were just a ruse, you cunts aren't making friends are you?

Is the rest of the internet like 8ch? I dont really go anywhere else and all the other boards are so bitchy and angry.

I find it weird that the internet is near enough to limitless and I just come to this one board.

>>32028

Significant portions of the internet are angry 24/7. It's very tiring and you're best avoiding it

>>32024

Good

>>32028

Oh the rest of the internet is like that but worse

>>31851

>weren't you over 150 at one point

Nope.

I just got back from black panther, I noticed a few cringe memes in it. One of them was a close up of the main guys feet and he was wearing sandals, his sister in the movie goes "No, but what are thooose?!" Which I think is a reference to a news report with a guy and Jake Paul and he does the same thing. Another was the characters were dressed up in disguise and one of them says something about her wig being uncomfortable and one of them goes "It looks good, you can whip your hair back and forth" and laughs which I think is a reference to that song by Willow Smith 'I whip my hair back and forth' Overall it was a great movie though and I rate it 8/10

>>32032

Was it we wuz kangz the movie

>>32032

A rather unconvincing review. Did you see any smug-looking white grills with black bf's?

>>32036

kek

>>32038

NO

>>32032

I've been thinking of going to see it too. Seems like a fun movie.

https://8ch.net/ashleyj/res/44952.html

>>32039

>tfw enabled

>>32041

Not clicking that because what if it's CP?

>>32023

So when's the next one?

>>32043

I dont know what it is.

>>32045

who is she and what is it about? the board is hardly readable in that format and colour scheme

>>32047

Just some girl that wanted to be adored and obsessed over by 4chan and got her wish

>>32044

There won't be any future neetups until someone stops behaving so selfishly. I can't even respond right now, I'm too upset to trust myself to remain professional. We're all missing out because of one person.

>>32049

Sounds pretty autistic. I've clearly found the right place.

I'm getting pretty sleepy, good night friends.

>>32051

Good night friend

>>32051

Good NEET.

>>32048

>4chan

Never been

>>32054

Ok sperg

>>32051

Good night anon. Remember to use a weighted blanket for maximum comfyness.

Hey NEETS whats a good vpn?

I just want something that doesnt log and wont get fucking blocked by every other webiste

>>32057

They all log.

Going to be a good little neet and turn off the computer to do a little reading before bed tonight. See you tomorrow neetoes.

>>32051

Good night neet

>>32058

n-n-no

>>32057

But you have nothing to hide…

>>32059

Later, bud. Hope it's a good book.

>>32035

>Did you see any smug-looking white grills with black bf's?

No. What why would you even ask that?

>>32060

Tor doesn't log but it's blocked everywhere.

>>32063

I forgot you're such a fat pig you don't have the confidence to look in a girl's general direction

>>32065

Unwarranted.

>>32065

Don't be a cunt to him mate

>>32065

It's my tism, not my fatness, that causes this.

>>32068

I was just joking mate

>>32063

Because it's what the Jews want

>>32065

Neck yourself

>>32065

An extremely obtuse remark.

>>32070

Triggered fat neet?

>>32065

Haha, wtf m8. Are you retarded?

>>32072

Very disrespectful.

>>32074

Fuck off

This thread just took a nasty turn, I think I'll be off now. G'night guys

>>32076

Night m8.

Call me nasty neet

>>32069

Me too. I'm not fat. (I am autistic and afraid of women tho)

>>32076

good nigt

>be impressionable young white woman

>mind already adulterated with American-Negro culture

>a blockbuster superhero movie full of niggers is released

>Desire for niggers increases

>much rubbing of Jewish hands

>>32075

An extremely flawed response, only a misinformed plebian would resort to ad-hominem attacks.

>>32076

You never told us the story of touching that fem-anon

>>32065

Virgin

>>32082

You don't know what ad hominem means you fucking tard

>>32076

Feh, me too. If I wanted to see some caustic little shit be vindictive because he thinks it's remotely entertaining, I'd go to /aus/.

>>32084

Stop projecting sperg

>>32085

Once again you have demonstrated your plebian mindset by lashing out to what you do not understand.

Such a shame.

>>32087

You're lucky we're anonymous because you've just outed yourself as a shit cunt, gtfo

>>32088

What don't I understand?

>>32089

Upset?

Few neets will now be eligible for DSP thanks to PTSD from big bad neet posting

>>32083

Yeah I won't post it here because I can't delete my own posts, I'd only want it to stay up for a couple hours. I could change the details so its no longer able to be used to identify me but that's boring. At the slow rate this board churns through new threads it'll take literally years for the identifying info to drop off the end of page 20 and it would become one of those things that sits in the back of my head nagging at me forever.

It's not an interesting story anyway, I've just never really touched a woman before and she let me hold her hand, trace her spine as she was wearing a bra, run my hands along her arms and neck and so on. It wasn't sexual touch, literally anyone could have been in my position and there would've been no polite way for her to refuse, but I think she was expecting another girl rather than myself and when I started she blushed like crazy. I noticed little pricks of sweat which smelled beautiful appear as I was touching her and the room was too cold for them to have appeared under normal circumstances. The whole thing was surreal.

Please don't get too upset about the narky NEET, just play along with him and respond with highly formal sentences disapproving of his hateful words.

Hello neets, I see tensions are running high.

>>32095

This is why you don't allow racemixers

>>32097

Goodnight. I'm going too.

>>32096

lets not talk about this, I don't think this board is the right place for discussing racemixing.

>>32097

>>32098

Sleep tight neets

>>32097

i like this pepe

>>32101

Good morning\evening, you have a nice sleep cycle. What are your plans for the night?

>>32103

what are you drawing? Pepes with coffee? Whatever you're drawing, have fun with it.

>maybe watch some films

anything specific in mind? What genre is your favourite?

>>32104

trying to draw ferret faces, they're hard because of how weird their skulls are.

I like action-y films, but i also like smart films with twists n stuff

>>32105

ferrets are generally weird looking in my opinion. They look like they've been stretched a bit to much.

I'd recommend you a movie, but sadly I don't watch many, especially not many action films. Only the occasional overhyped horror movie and besides that mostly stuff about history. But to each his own I guess

Cat shat in the sink again, getting tired of this

/zundel/ BO here, scarnon can'ts

This is how fuckin early ya boy wakes up

>>32107

Spray it with water when you see it doing so. It'll stop eventually.

>>32110

Anyone who keeps their cat(s) inside are deranged fools. Do you know what dander is? Do you know what parasites are?

fucken

Teach it to stay the fuck outside and it will be instantly un-NEETed and happier. How dare people subject animals to their jewy catacomb-style living conditions…

>>32112

Morning mate.

>>31858

>Is infosecNEET the infamous bum chafed NEET from back on /aus/?

Definitely not. infosec/weberNEET would never post his bottom or genitals on the internet.

>>31821

>I'm guessing further along in the posts is the outcome but it's good you went to get a second opinion.

>

>My experience with RAA has been great so far but I've only gone with other people for prangs or anything. I mean apart from getting insurance.

That's this morning. Kind of dreading driving across town for the inspection, and then getting bad news.

>>32116

Good luck with it mate. I hope things go well.

Good morning NEETs.

>>32120

Good morning my man. What are you up to today?

>>32121

Not much, probably going to go for my walk later and then play muh vidya gaems and watch youtube for the rest of the day.

>>32056

>a weighted blanket

I'll need to look in to that

Got a lot of good nights last night, NEETos complaint didn't fall on deaf ears it seems.

Good morning friends

>>32122

Sounds nice.

>>32123

Good night.

>>32065

What the fuck mate.

>>32124

Good morning mate. What have you got planned for today?

>>32126

Sleep tight

>>32128

My bum's sore and I kind of don't want to do anything and let my body recover but I haven't taken the dog out for a drive in about a fortnight so I might do that. Also my mate who sometimes goes on drives with me normally rings me on a friday and last friday (I think the last two fridays) I have been out and doing stuff and didn't get his call. He might be thinking I'm avoiding him. He probably isn't though, I don't think he'd take offence by me not answering or calling back.

I should've called back.

>>32130

Is the sore bum muscular or internal?

>>32093

phwoooaah

this is a good post

>>32131

I woke up with a pair of cumdies stuffed in my mouth and the room smelt like goon.

It's deep internal.

It's muscular and through my thighs

>>32103

>>32101

Heh, cool pepes

>>32133

Must have been a rather brutal raping

>>32107

>again

This time it's personal.

Have you done anything to piss it off?

>>32107

Mine does the same thing, but only if his litter tray isn't spotless, gotta give it a good clean every time time he does a pee pee or a poo poo otherwise he'll snap one off in the laundry sink or even worse, the bath tub.

>>32108

Why have I been to this before?

Pretty good board.

>>32137

Good morning Karen.

>>32137

>>32120

>>32113

>>32112

>>32109

Good morning, the photos I took of her were unsuitable for this board. Perhaps I'll put them on /donkey/

>>32134

Thanks, i didnt make them, but i edited them to fit together

>>32137

I dont like karen

>>32115

That's a smart move. Especially when there are NEEThistorians and NEETologists who will save them all.

>>32116

Good luck today, hope you get a decent mechanic that isn't out to do you in.

>>32118

>like a steam train.

Is this like when you pretend you're a dragon?

>>32119

I wish to know this as well.

>>32146

Were you not in the mood for a slow walk this morn or are you doing it in part as an exercise?

What is the best food for drunk munchies?

>>32147

There is something about walking in the dark that makes me go faster. Also I didn't have many of the aches and pains I often have in the morning. I just felt fresh and decided to get vigorous.

>>32148

Pizza.

In about an hour I am going to go into the front garden and do the rest of my tree and shrub trimming. And then that will almost be it for the whole outside. I will just need one more day to wash the front windows and remove all the dirt and cobwebs from the outside of the house and then everything will be done.

>>32152

…apart from possum proofing the shed, which was the first thing on the list.

>>32153

Which is happening on Tuesday. Perfect timing really.

>>32154

That is good timing, it's been a long time coming and you've done a lot of work.

I hope the yard gives you pride, it should.

>>>/int/344516

good lord

>>32156

her face is bad

>>32157

It'd look even better stretched.

Off to Coles, anyone want anything?

>>32159

i wouldnt mind some ice cream

maybe one of those frozen ice cream freddo frog cakes

>>32159

Some of the home brand cheese and chives pringles and some kirks.

>>32156

Nice rear. The rest is kind of average.

>>32159

A kilo of streaky bacon, a dozen free range eggs, a fresh white loaf and a pat of expensive butter please.

>>32162

I liked her little giggle, I don't care that it was forced.

>>32163

this guy sounds like he beats it to illegal stuff

>>32164

I hope you didn't get an erection or Gods forbid masturbate to that average mulatto roastie. She was not worth it.

>>32161

You are meant to have given up kirks for lent.

>>32160

I'll see if they have any. I don't know if I could fit it in my freezer though.

>>32161

Oh good thinking. Good snack food right there.

>>32163

Stop making me more hungry than I already am.

>>32167

I'm sure that there's a hidden clause that allows accepting charitable donations of the fizzy kind.

It'd be rude for me not to.