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 No.254642 [View All]

Time to stop acting like a dirty boong and start acting like a traditional custodian of this land UNNA

OLD >>253891

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 No.255346

>>255345

That sounds like a war crime

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 No.255347

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>>255338

thanks might get a rainbow soon its an odd mix of storm and sunshine today

>>255339

>peperoni

>oven

NO ! i have been eating too much peperoni and mcnuggets im seriously malnourished. No clown food tonight. MEAT OIL IRON NUTRIENTS !!!!! it must be done

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 No.255348

>>255344

He is a strange guy.

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 No.255349

>>255348

I hope weird food combination neet isn't getting any funny ideas

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 No.255350

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>>255346

Bet you've ever even had a fried mars bar.

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 No.255351

>thinking about sticking my pepperoni in a NEETs oven.

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 No.255352

>>255350

i can vouch for the deep fried mars bar: SACRILICIOUS

out of reach for neets at home. Deep frying needs lots of oil and lost of oil cost moneez

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 No.255353

>>255352

>SACRILICIOUS

Got off the Conjac.

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 No.255354

>>255350

I think i will stick to ordinary vanilla ice cream

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 No.255355

>>255351

if you want something out of this word buy a cheap peroni pizza from coles and block of brie cheese

cook the pizza and put chunks of brie cheese on top…. omg i have a photo … its just out of this world the cheese is more expensive than the pizza

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 No.255356

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 No.255357

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 No.255358

>>255355

Get the beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.

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 No.255359

Was out of milk for my morning coffee, it was unpleasant. Tasted a bit like boong semen

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 No.255360

>>255359

I sincerely doubt you've ever even tasted boong semen

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 No.255361

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 No.255362

>>255359

long life milk is shit but its built expressly for that purpose. Keep some in the cupboard always. especially if you have milk stealing lazy wagie housemates

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 No.255363

>>255360

If he had, he'd know it tastes like Shire's angus

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 No.255364

>>255362

Another alternative is to keep a pregnant woman as a mistress

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 No.255365

>>255358

>beetroot and goats cheese pizza from aldi.

never tried that. ill give it shot

> neet cuisine tips is why i come here

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 No.255366

>not having your own unna extremist for such occasions to provide quality boong semen

Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.

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 No.255367

>>255366

I don't think our consent is really relevant

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 No.255368

>>255360

It's rare and expensive.

>>255362

Ahh good point, there was some coconut milk

but after my last experience having it in coffee I passed.

>>255364

We're not all so fortunate.

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 No.255369

>>255366

>Why do you all think NK's coming with us to the commune.

To organise and manage the boong prostitutes.

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 No.255370

>>255365

It's a bit pricey at $6 for a thin crust pizza but it's pretty good. Misso got it about 2 years ago by accident and we have it now and then now.

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 No.255371

>>255369

If that's what he told you then you're one of them

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 No.255372

>>255366

Quite literally a cash cow.

>>255369

It's always a good idea to have a boong pimp around.

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 No.255373

>>255370

the trick is get to below that $5 dominos threshold. This is my NEETGOD.

https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/coles-pizza-pepperoni

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 No.255374

>>255373

Aldi cheapo pizzas are much better than the coles ones.

You need to get on to the fabled egg and bacon pies, that is the cost/satisfaction winner.

A bit of salt and pepper and a lathering of spring gully Worcestershire sauce and you are set.

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 No.255375

>>255374

yunno honestly i just never have been able to TRUST ALDI… i simply dont shop there. Glad you found some primo NEETEATS though

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 No.255376

>>255375

I was really against them because 'foreigners', but they have as much local shit as anywhere else and all the others like coles and woolworths are foreign invested. Dan's profits go over the seas.

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 No.255377

ok im tipsy AF and have the energy to prepare this lamb roast … gonna fucking DO IT

im off lads will try and blog this roast while i have a toast

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 No.255378

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Rape my OC NEETs

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 No.255379

>>255376

Aldi is German so I like to think of them as South Australian

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 No.255380

>>255377

I want step by step instructions. Become a famous sceencap.

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 No.255381

>>255379

They have really taken off here. I went to one in Melbourne and it was shit, they even tried to sell piss there to lure customers in. I bought some cider because everything else looked terrible and I hate cider. It was shit. I didn't go to a bottleo because I didn't know where I was and I'd heard stories about Melbourne.

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 No.255382

>>255381

I guess Aldi isn't as bad to since I grew up on it

do you not have Aldi where you're from

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 No.255383

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Going to go wash my penis.

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 No.255384

>>255382

I do but I've only noticed it in the last 5 ish years. I'm in SA.

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 No.255385

>>255384

Weird, I think I remember them only starting to be a thing in 2004 or something in Australia but I'm a young fag 22 so that's most of my schooling life then

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 No.255386

IGA is superior

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 No.255387

>>255383

remember to wash underneath the foreskin

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 No.255388

>>255387

Don't have one, a Jew stole it

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 No.255389

>>255388

Don't answer things for me. Also, how do you know?

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 No.255390

>>255386

Drakes.

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 No.255391

>>255389

A Jew sold me your one

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 No.255392

bUm GASH

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 No.255393

>>255388

my condolences

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 No.255394

>>255385

Which NEET are you? Young, fresh meat is a sought after commodity here. You mustn't bleed though because it is Good Friday.

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 No.255395

BUM RASH

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