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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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 No.227624 [View All]

Unwashed penises, excessive wanking and dumpster diving… Some of you NEETs are fucking feral.

OLD: >>226873

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 No.228338

File: 55d13d48f33bcfb⋯.png (26.1 KB,301x100,301:100,fixed.png)

>>228336

Fixed that for you

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 No.228339

>>228338

The council requires proof of this claim.

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 No.228340

>>228338

How did that grow a pixel yet shrink a kb?

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 No.228341

>>228339

I can confirm that NK has a 41" penis and the rest of the 6 WA NEETs have a 5.5" penis which averages to 16"

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 No.228342

>>228339

The council has assessed the size and mass of WA NEET penis many,many times already

>>228340

Big dick magic

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 No.228343

>>228340

black space and compression

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 No.228344

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 No.228345

>>228341

>tfw NK's penis would come out the back of your head

>tfw I wish I didn't just work that out

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 No.228346

>>228341

I guess this explains such an anomaly.

>>228342

As a councilor, I have checked many WA penises during our random penis inspections and have found that WA NEETs penises are of average or below average size, NK is the exception, I dare not to inspect such a penis.

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 No.228347

File: c1a49e0f48a86ad⋯.png (1.51 MB,2100x6000,7:20,nk.PNG)

Oh my

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 No.228348

>>228346

You kept calling me back in again for a "re-inspection"

Like, 10 or 12 times if I recall

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 No.228349

>>228347

THAT explains the bad posture

It's dragging him down

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 No.228350

>>228348

That was not me.

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 No.228351

File: d30e5184f9bf6c2⋯.jpg (108.89 KB,600x1714,300:857,frame.jpg)

>>228349

That's why he purchased the walking frame

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 No.228352

>>228350

I bet you say that to all the lowly noname NEETs

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 No.228353

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Meanwhile at the NEET commune.

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 No.228354

File: 15007a4ad9a4da4⋯.png (210.54 KB,235x348,235:348,ncm.png)

Meanwhile at the Council Meeting

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 No.228355

>>228354

The council would just watch.

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 No.228356

When I'm driving to Dan Murphys thinking "fuck this is a bad idea I'm gonna regret this again" I'm just so helpless to stop it

I have zero will

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 No.228357

>>228355

I was going to say something about Cruisey but then I thought better of it.

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 No.228358

>>228357

Nah fuck that poof.

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 No.228359

>>228356

Iktf m8

I'm gonna walk to craigs soon so I'm doing the cheap arse version

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 No.228360

Granted, I am then gonna buy a $100 bottle of whisky but whats a NEET to do with his ill gotten gains ?

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 No.228361

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 No.228362

>>228356

>>228359

Good choices.

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 No.228363

File: 46cceb0c42f5292⋯.jpg (34.55 KB,398x398,1:1,dann.jpg)

>>228356

I'm here for you

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 No.228364

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Just found a pic of 10kNEET

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 No.228365

File: 7a475cc69c8d60d⋯.png (36.84 KB,244x437,244:437,Untitled.png)

Hey other whisky NEET I've been assuming it's Weber

You ever tried this stuff ?

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 No.228366

>>228359

The only thing your going to walk from Craigs with is a blown out arse

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 No.228367

>>228365

No, but it's probably pretty good.

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 No.228368

File: 4cad1ef843d3b8d⋯.png (176.76 KB,480x854,240:427,Screenshot_2019-02-27-19-4….png)

Hobo is in the dating scene what are my chances lads?

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 No.228369

File: c5f2c721d872352⋯.png (95.78 KB,200x315,40:63,craig2.png)

>>228363

ANd I'm here for (him)

who is actually me but fuck you, I'm posting it anyway

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 No.228370

>>228358

His misso fucks him hard every night

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 No.228371

>>228367

Ah, cheers anyway.

I might just get another morangie

And some fish&chips

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 No.228372

>>228368

>Eshay

I'm really sorry for you for having parent that named you that

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 No.228373

>>228372

His mum sneezed during the naming

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 No.228374

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RUNNIN AROUND MY BRAIN

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 No.228375

>>228368

Fuck m8, I dunno.

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 No.228376

If any of you listen to this, listen to the bit from 3:18

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 No.228377

>>228373

kek

Eshey Blessue

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 No.228378

>>228371

Grab a bottle of Johnnie Green, it's a top drop blend of 15 yo whiskies, better than Blue Label imo.

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 No.228379

Hey NEETs

As "I was only 19" is unarguably the best Aussie song ever in spite of it's creators being godless heathen commies

we should all listen to it at the same time

It may allow me magical access to your brains

>>228377

fuckin double kek m8

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 No.228380

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>>228370

Do you think about it?

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 No.228381

>>228378

It's weird m8, I always think of Walker as a bourbon even though it's not.

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 No.228382

BUM

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 No.228383

SMASH

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 No.228384

Alas NEETs

If this thread was longer I would post my ex wifes nudes but alas …

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 No.228385

mum crash

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 No.228386

unna gash

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 No.228387

>>228381

Red label is obviously undrinkable straight, black label is pretty rough but also has a smokey punch to it, however Green Label is good stuff.

Also don't turn your nose up at blended whiskies, there is some really good stuff out there, some are better than single malts.

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