/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

lol they motivated you to leave

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:34:27 No.19002

>>18999

check 'em

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:35:10 No.19003

Just do the training. You might meet some new people.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:35:23 No.19004

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>>18999

It was this russian girl (I think), though she and the guy spoke english. I say I think she was russian because she had a russian or at least eastern european accent. She was blonde, she had green eyes, her panties had horizontal stripes in white and green. Her skin was a cross of pale white and that orange skin tone some germans and swedes have, right between the 2.

Somewhere in the title was the word "acrobat". At the beginning of the video the guy holding the camera says "you were going to show us something, weren't you?" and she does a headstand naked.

She was just one tier above skinny, she was by no means chubby or had any chub but her body wasn't skinny, it had just a bit more of meat to it.

Her overall facial structure was similar to Imogen Poots' (some shitty actress, pic related) but she looked better.

The set was a really bad classroom imitation, there was a green whiteboard in the background and a couch in the middle. Nothing else.

That's all I remember

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:37:34 No.19005

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>>19001

kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:38:31 No.19006

>>19004

damn. don't think i've ever seen that, sorry.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:39:18 No.19007

>>19006

we'll just have to help out our fellow neet by watching all of the pornography on the internet.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:40:06 No.19008

https://www.wisconsin.edu/workers-compensation/coordinators/osha-record/medical-treatment/

>motivation training

What? Do they get you in there and teach you how to feign being a motivated person?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:40:57 No.19009

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>>19005

My unexpected Dan failure…

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:43:07 No.19010

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>>19008

>What? Do they get you in there and teach you how to feign being a motivated person?

It shouldn't take them that long for them to teach you where the under $10 isle is

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:50:26 No.19011

Anyone else have thoughts about how maybe the reason you can't learn or do anything other than regular escapism is because there's always this constant anxiety about how what you're learning isn't going to help you in life?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:52:43 No.19012

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>19011

Nope, my issue is that doing anything that qualifies as living is such a bother it makes dying sound more appealing.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:54:09 No.19013

Hah! They accepted the transfer and documented my feedback.

>>19003

Nobody worth meeting would be there.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:56:18 No.19014

>>19011

>about how what you're learning isn't going to help you in life?

Learning also depends on how you apply the knowledge. You can retain a bunch of knowledge but if you aren't going to use it meaningful it you aren't going to remember it. The knowledge will have a stronger retention rate if you use it meaningful and in multiple contexts.

>>19013

>Nobody worth meeting would be there.

I agree, it is also a medical treatment being forced upon individuals. Punishment is not an effective motivator when there is a clear way of avoiding the punishment.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:07:18 No.19015

>>19014

It's not a medical treatment at all, it could only have negative affects.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:13:53 No.19016

>>19015

It sounds like one from their perspective that it was going to cure >tfw depressed in four days:

>Medical treatment means the management and care of a patient to combat disease or disorder. Medical treatment includes: All treatment…

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:14:07 No.19017

You'll never get a job with that attitude.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:14:29 No.19018

>>19017

kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:20:53 No.19019

>>19016

>Exclusions from definition of medical treatment

>3 First aid.

Great link. But seriously though it is just that one organisations internal system or identifying what medical treatment is.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:22:35 No.19020

>>19019

I meant of not or.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:24:33 No.19021

>>19019

True, it isn't teaching the true skills of overcoming depression through wanking and having a goon Instead only providing a temporary solution like using a tissue instead of (((cumdies))).

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:26:15 No.19022

The Rheem man has come and gone. The Hot water Service is still under warranty. If it had been made one month earlier it wouldn't have been.

They are going to replace it tomorrow hopefully, although they didn't sound too definite which is a bit of a worry.. They are going to replace it with a better model that usually costs $1200. They don't make the one that I have now any more.

My mother is going to have to pay $423.50 for labour on the installation still.

I am going to have to go to bed tonight dirty and stinking unless I can summon the courage for a cold shower.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:26:56 No.19023

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34 degrees and time to do my weight excersise again. I hate this country.

>>19021

That may work with some I suppose, anime, games and reading help me the most. Exercise too I guess.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:27:39 No.19024

Just cold shower it, man. It's real easy to adjust too, people were having cold showers long before we started getting hot ones.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:27:59 No.19025

Do you have a kettle? make a sink full of warm water and wash over yourself with a handtowel and soap.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:28:21 No.19026

If you have a bath tub, you could use a kettle to get the water warm-ish.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:28:59 No.19027

>>19024

They're good for testosterone production too apparently.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:29:06 No.19028

>>19023

The heat always stops me from exercising properly and makes me feel depressed, always put on 10kg in the summer but lose it again in the winter.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:29:59 No.19029

>>19025

>>19026

I might do this. I prefer it to a cold shower I think.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:31:00 No.19030

Do you have a bath tub? boil some water with kettle or stove and fill it up.

Might take a while.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:31:29 No.19031

http://guides.dss.gov.au/guide-social-security-law/8/7/2/30

>My mother is going to have to pay $423.50 for labour on the installation still.

What type of warranty is this? It should be included, I have never heard of a warranty that didn't include labour. I would dispute this issue after the installation has been completed. Do they work for the company or are they sub-contractors?

>>19023

>Exercise too I guess.

That's for working through the anger as well.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:33:38 No.19032

>>19027

Testosterone makes you smelly and hairy.

>>19031

I don't suffer from anger issues.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:34:57 No.19033

Cenno want to fuck my shit up

I got one of those please give us some more information letters from the compliance department

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:35:55 No.19034

>>19033

>I got one of those please give us some more information letters from the compliance department

Regarding what type of information?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:42:53 No.19035

>>19031

I read the warranty. The first two years you get a free replacement and free installation. After that you have to pay for the installation.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:44:07 No.19036

>>19033

Is your conscience clear?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:47:23 No.19037

>>19035

Could you please provide further information on what product you are getting replaced? I want to see what they say word for word.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:50:20 No.19038

>>19037

BushLawyerNEET is at it again.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:56:20 No.19039

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>>19037

This is the warranty page of the booklet we got with the hot water service that is being replaced. We are in year 5.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:58:08 No.19040

>>19038

>BushLawyerNEET is at it again.

If I get out of paying $423.50 I would do it. Would you just the pay the charge and ignore your consumer rights that you may be entitled to for a free repair?

>>19039

Thanks, for that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:04:19 No.19041

Went to the beach didn't take any pics, sorry

Went to henley beach, was pretty nice but there were crabs there and that made me overly caution of where I was stepping.

Wasn't many people there as that's not one of the popular beaches. I got sand or something in my eye nd had to drive home with one eye closed and my eye is still weeping.

I dont know what's in it, it still stings. I washed it out before but it didn't do much.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:06:24 No.19042

>>18955

You wouldn't know I am or am not a frog poster unless I posted one.

I think pepe is an overused shit meme but I don't say anything about it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:06:32 No.19043

DSP NEETs should pool their funds together with the lowly NS NEETs to acquire NEET mansion.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:07:35 No.19044

>>19041

Beaches are terrible and degenerate places.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:08:16 No.19045

>>18957

Have a sponge bath type thing by putting a kettle worth of hot water in the basin and then putting some cold wer in it to temp then use a flannel to squeeze water over yourself in the shower

or do the same thing but with a bucket if your basin isnt near enough to your shower.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:08:53 No.19046

Happy birthday neetking

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:09:07 No.19047

>>19042

Good folk standing ideally by is how socialism and other terrible things spread.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:09:28 No.19048

>>18958

What other things have you grown?

I've only grown potatoes and pumpkins. Your posts have made me want to take it up again… but I'm lazy.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:10:13 No.19049

Happy birthday cheesecake

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:10:31 No.19050

>>19047

Ok.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:11:00 No.19051

>>18959

> The board is just an illusion

The board s better than any irl relationship.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:11:05 No.19052

>>19041

Sorry to hear about your eye mate. Beaches look nice but are capable of causing all sorts of misery.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:11:29 No.19053

>>19043

can dsp neets live together?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:11:42 No.19054

>>19042

I love Pepe.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:12:17 No.19055

>>19048

Done a few hydroponic grows over the years. Got some sour deisel seeds from the US. Should have a pound or two in 3 months.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:12:44 No.19056

Happy birthday vaporneet

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:12:46 No.19057

>>19047

You stand idly by, not ideally by.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:13:12 No.19058

>>19057

Leave the brain let be

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:14:08 No.19059

>>19057

Standing idly by is ideal for the socialists.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:14:22 No.19060

>>19048

This is not me >>19055 he is an impersonator.

In the past I have grown tomatoes, potatoes, cucumbers, broad beans and maybe a few other things I can't remember.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:14:34 No.19061

>>19059

Shut the fuck up

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:15:02 No.19062

>>19060

Fat fuck

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:15:08 No.19063

>>19053

I don't see why they wouldn't be able to, the only problem would be if they moved to bumfuck nowhere, but even then I'm sure DSP is different to NS.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:15:39 No.19064

>>19061

Ah sorry, I was going to correct myself before but I did not thing there would be anybody so petty as to criticise it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:16:01 No.19065

>>19064

I meant think not thing.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:16:03 No.19066

>>19053

Of course they can. why wouldn't they be able to?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:16:26 No.19067

>>18977

I was nice to the guy who did my water heater, he was a great old bloke.

At the end he tried to give me $150 back as a discount because while we were talking about stuff he asked what I do and I explained i was on DSP. I didn't realise that was the time to cash in on my niceness and I refused and I think I said that he should take his missus out for tea with it.

I would've felt funny taking it anyhow.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:16:38 No.19068

>>19064

Go be petty and drink some vegetable oil you fat pig

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:16:58 No.19069

>>19051

Don't tell your gf that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:17:28 No.19070

>>19067

Should have cashed in DSP tard potty points

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:17:46 No.19072

>>19068

I'm not fat stop trying to bring others down to your level.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:19:18 No.19073

>>18984

Happy birthday mate, hope this new page in your life is better and you find some decent friends who dont treat you like your old mate.

I also hope you can patch that relationship up but if not I hope you dont beat yourself up over it. I dont know how you deal with that sort of shit

Anyway, hope you're having a good day.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:19:36 No.19074

>>19071

Fuck you

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:20:52 No.19075

If I'm banned the board will be spammed 24/7

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:20:58 No.19076

A lot of extremely out of line comments.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:21:49 No.19077

>>19076

Have a cry about your hugbox fatty

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:21:59 No.19078

>>19075

We get it, you're a filthy whore for drama.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:22:40 No.19079

>>19077

Very distasteful use of language.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:23:23 No.19080

>>19063

>>19066

might throw up a red flag

imagine two people pulling 1k a week and sharing a house

they'd live pretty well off

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:23:23 No.19081

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If people get banned they can come to my board.

Sincerely, https://8ch.net/emm/index.htmlmin

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:24:06 No.19082

Impotent cuck BO too scared to ban bigbadneet

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:24:25 No.19083

>>19080

>might throw up a red flag

It would only be a problem if you were fucking the other DSP recipient and didn't tell Cenno that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:25:59 No.19084

>>19011

When I was going through my Pink Floyd phase years ago, I was watching a doco on Syd Barret and his roommate was saying that he used to spend all day just lying on his bed because as long as he didn't do anything the opportunities were endless. As soon as he applied himself to anything he'd be limited by time and his own ability.

I sometimes feel like that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:26:35 No.19085

>>19080

DSP isn't some kind of punishment where you're not allowed to have any fun or love in impoverished conditions. It wouldn't matter if they shared a house.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:27:34 No.19086

>>19085

The original "Basics Card" plan was to have it apply to all people on DSP.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:27:51 No.19087

What if a DSP and NS share a house and the NS gets additional payments for being a career of the DSP?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:28:40 No.19088

>>19086

No it wasn't.

>>19087

That could be a bit suspicious.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:29:24 No.19089

>>19044

There was a 50 year old in a bikini.

Gave me wood.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:30:30 No.19090

>>19053

I knew a couple of couples that sounds weird that were each others carers.

Gravy train express.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:30:47 No.19091

>>19039

It seems they can only cover part of the repair in the warranty. The only work around would be if you have evidence (box it came in). I keep a lot of boxes not for large items like a water heater though because of this issue, as companies like to get tricky with their warranty cards but they cannot deny a warranty claim if it goes against what it is advertised on the products box. If you kept the box and it claimed 5 years warranty for repairs you could get them to do it for free, if there was no disclaimer or it was non-specific. If you bought the item at that stage without a clear disclaimer, you would not become aware of the warranty until it is opened.

I just think that the fee they are charging you is too high. I wouldn't mind paying up to $200, may be $300 but it feels like you are being charged too much telling you it's a $1000+ replacement is a cost burdened by Rheem warranty and is not your concern Installation costs are when extra parts are needed is understandable, but labour costs are too broad. May be ask for a receipt to understand the break down of any charges. I can understand how they can charge inspection fee and call out, but it might be worth ringing up Rheem and having a chat to them over these exact fees given that it is all a warranty they provide after it is installed. I would be arguing that I am only paying the costs related to the installation and labour on the day. If the all equipment is there, I do not understand how it is so difficult and expensive in costs to replace it (running new wires and equipment would be a more difficult task).

>>19082

Why aren't these name calling people getting a ban BO, even if it is temporary? They were warned and their should be consequences for their actions.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:31:11 No.19092

>>19088

>No it wasn't.

If you are going to contradict me then post evidence to back up your claims please.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:31:55 No.19093

>>19089

You're only human.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:32:00 No.19094

>>19060

Have they all been in the same places as you grew stuff this time?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:32:05 No.19095

>>19092

I would like to see your sources please.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:32:23 No.19096

>>19055

How many plants?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:33:12 No.19097

kill this >>19074 with fire

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:33:23 No.19098

>>19094

Some of it was. Mostly not though. It was five years or so ago. I grew garlic once too. I forgot to mention that. And parsley.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:34:14 No.19099

>>19070

The worst thing is that they are not savable, if you're too much of a tard to cash them in at the right time you lose them.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:35:38 No.19100

>>19095

See here. DSP gets put on this cashless card bullshit. Only age pensioners and veterans are exempt.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:36:19 No.19101

>>19091

>Why aren't these name calling people getting a ban

I think it might be better to ignore it rather than get spammers.

>I'm not BO, I don't know

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:37:15 No.19102

>>19100

>for people who live in the trial area.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:37:45 No.19103

>>19102

Yes and what do you think the trial is for?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:38:23 No.19104

>>19103

To trial it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:38:31 No.19105

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>>19098

Have you ever got into this stuff?

I had a mate who planted and tried to grow garlic with my roses once but I didn't care enough about it to water them. They're supposed to help each other grow.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:39:17 No.19106

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>>19104

clever fella

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:39:52 No.19107

>>19105

Yeah I have read a lot about permaculture and companion planting and all of that. I am too lazy though. Or rather it is my anxiety that stops me going and buying the stuff I need and going outside to do all the stuff in my yard.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:41:07 No.19108

>>19107

You've been doing pretty good lately with the gardening and the water heater and dealing with the tradie guy.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:41:47 No.19109

>>19101

>I think it might be better to ignore it rather than get spammers.

Thanks for your answer, but they can keep getting banned. If they are using VPN there is only going to be a set number of proxies they can use. If they keep doing it, the BO may be able to request a ban on their IP range or limit this place to Australian ISP IPs only with other users able to request an unban for their IP when making a report (slows the process down, that new requests can be delayed). Just because they feel special by making a threat doesn't mean they can get away it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:42:38 No.19110

>>19108

Yeah I am having a good patch right now. Trying to get as much done as I can before I crash again and lock myself away.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:44:43 No.19111

>>19110

You've done a lot the past couple months.

Great work.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:45:32 No.19112

>>19111

Thanks mate. I think the NEET Gen has helped. The new positive vibes here.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:45:37 No.19113

>>19109

I'm glad I'm not BO. That all sounds pretty tedious and tiring.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:45:58 No.19114

File: a2df14fb7fa80a4⋯.jpg (150.88 KB, 1006x819, 1006:819, RapunzelsTower.jpg)

>>19110

> and lock myself away.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:47:32 No.19115

>>19114

Imagine living in that tower with a big rainstorm and water is raging past but you are safe above it. Heaven.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:49:27 No.19116

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>>19115

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:50:51 No.19117

>>19115

Comfy feels.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:52:38 No.19118

Going to play some more ass creed under the ac

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:53:25 No.19119

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>>19117

>>19118

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:55:56 No.19120

Mum brought me a doughnut and a solo, I don't even want these empty carbs but I had to eat them.

>>19118

I saw an advertisement for a remake of Rouge, they are remaking it already. Dogs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:57:41 No.19121

>>19120

>but I had to eat them.

Winning the Nurgle 2018 fuzzed to a chair requires this level dedication. Keep up the good work.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:58:25 No.19122

>>19004

Have you tried a tube aggregator, like this? https://www.nudevista.com/?q=acrobat

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 05:59:55 No.19123

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>>19122

Down from six wanks yesterday to two today and you post this fantastic resource I have never seen

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:02:46 No.19124

>>19115

the death of the lighthouse industry was truly the death of the soul of NEETery. That being said, some spoopy shit happened at some lighthouses so maybe it's for the best.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:03:45 No.19125

>>19124

I'd have spoopy-ed off the guard rail at the top

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:04:39 No.19126

>>19125

And placed Pepe cut-outs over the light to entertain ship crews as they smashed on the rocks

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:05:25 No.19127

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>>19125

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:07:16 No.19128

>tfw moderately depressed

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:07:58 No.19129

>>19128

buy an infinity masturbator

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:08:39 No.19130

>>19129

wats dat?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:09:29 No.19131

>>19129

a wat

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:09:39 No.19132

>tfw moderately refreshed

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:10:22 No.19133

>tfw moderately distressed

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:11:08 No.19134

>tfw the blessing begins to kick in

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:11:58 No.19135

>>19133

big or large distressed?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:12:09 No.19136

File: 3fbd0531aff904f⋯.png (8.9 KB, 365x378, 365:378, CP269nyU8AA7HbW.png)

>tfw not blessed

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:12:56 No.19137

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>>19136

Have a prayer

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:15:23 No.19138

>>19137

t-thanks

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:15:33 No.19139

>>19130

>>19131

it's the ad at the bottom. You should always enable ads for 8ch because there's only 1 and sometimes there's job offers (seriously).

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:16:14 No.19140

Sorry about the sperg out

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:16:55 No.19141

>>19139

Shut up, whoever it is that owns the site now!

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:19:40 No.19142

>>19139

>sometimes there's job offers (seriously).

Such as?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:21:37 No.19143

>>19139

all i'm seeing is some cunt-eyed bitch and the word ontajp

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:23:26 No.19144

More reasons why I hate people

>On the auction site, a pack of seven Caramilk bars is being touted off for $150 — that’s more than four times the recommended retail price. It’s not the only eBay listing for the bars.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/cadbury-caramilk-bars-are-so-hard-to-find-theyre-being-sold-on-ebay-for-10-times-the-retail-price/news-story/071da389462627acf9c239e7f090ec06

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:23:27 No.19145

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>>18929

How'd you drop your spegats?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:27:43 No.19146

>>>19144

Scalpers and the people who'll actually pay that much for shit like this disgusts me.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:28:04 No.19147

>>19146

>I KNOW THAT FEEL

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:29:03 No.19148

Hipsters and their meme foods disgust me big time.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:29:37 No.19149

>>19144

If someone is willing to spend $150 on some Caramilk bars, the money should have gone to someone better anyway.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:30:08 No.19150

>>19142

translation jobs that amount to fixing up broken english.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:30:16 No.19151

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>>19146

fug I was meant to post this too.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:40:15 No.19152

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TELL ME THE STORY OF THE SPEGATS!

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:40:34 No.19153

>>19148

>>19149

I still want to have a taste of it, it doesn't seem like of the nasty hybrid products that are normally released.

>>19150

Sound comfy

>>19151

These are the types of people I pay to have a live stream to watch them suffer when their plans collapse.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:43:06 No.19154

>>19152

See

>>19152

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:43:43 No.19155

SPEGATS

NOW

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:44:05 No.19156

>>19155

See

>>19152

>>19155

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:44:31 No.19157

>>19118

Are you still enjoying Black Flag? I haven't touched Origins in a few days, should get back into it tonight if I'm not too depressed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:46:26 No.19158

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>>19156

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:47:25 No.19159

>>19158

Excuse me I am the one who is increase the (you) here!

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:47:45 No.19160

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>>19156

>>19158

SPEGATS

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:48:44 No.19161

>>19160

L Y Z D Z W R X N C P S L Y W

O V F X D O A E T R T Y L U K

T P B M Z N O I R A B J Y T F

X M X V I U O E G F J L E Q J

Y K F F Z U R E B E L M S B J

X V U D B H P V A N T D B W T

L V U N V S X E R O H Q T E D

E A U X D U U K L P L O A A C

A M M P E C J T O C O C C X W

D G B D O P A D Y N M G I L T

V P P L I Q H M G W V I Q G H

I S F F M S Z O K D I B O Z E

R P N U J F D D C W L J G I S

S V V O O P X Q T U G B F N C

P Q I N I W U D P U T D F J J

SPEGATS

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:49:58 No.19162

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Is it possible that NEETs are having a sperg out over not knowing a sperg out?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:50:27 No.19163

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>>19161

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:50:40 No.19164

>>19140

Sorry doesn't cut it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:52:00 No.19165

>>19164

He should offer you a gift card from Dan's

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:52:14 No.19166

>>19148

I don't know what foods are and aren't meme food.

I think sushi might be a meme food.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:53:07 No.19167

>>19166

>I think sushi might be a meme food.

Only if you get it with black rice and need to request them to make you one using black rice.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:54:07 No.19168

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>>19162

I need to know what went wrong.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:54:52 No.19169

>>19157

Yeah, I'm trying to 100% the bits I'm doing so I haven't done that much yet.

I haven't unlocked much so that's a bit tricky, I might come back to bits later.

I've almost finished Havana (the first city).

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:54:55 No.19170

>>19162

I think they're just taking the piss. Or at least I hope so.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:55:36 No.19171

>>19170

SPEGATS! REEEEEEEEEEE

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:56:02 No.19172

>>19168

>IKTF

I agree though

>>19170

Some NEETs require high structure in their life, it is also a helpful prerequisite to increase your eligibility for the DSP

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:56:42 No.19173

>>19166

sushi was a meme food about 15 years ago. The last meme food I remember was squid ink buns and I liked it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 06:57:26 No.19174

>>19165

As reparations, anyone present during the time of Anon's.. incident, is hereby eligible to receive one (1) $10 Dan Murphy's gift card. This will be paid for through a once off reduction in Anon's Disability Support Pension payment. If you have suffered due to Anon's actions, I suggest you make a claim before Sunday the 18th of February.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:02:04 No.19175

>>19173

>The last meme food I remember was squid ink buns and I liked it.

Some sushi train stores have a bigger menu available than what is on show, if you have one nearby it may be worth investigating.

>>19174

>tfw uncertainty of not knowing where to submit my claim

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:09:46 No.19176

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>>19175

>it may be worth investigating.

I'm not that game.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:10:29 No.19177

>>19175

All claims must be sealed within an empty goon bag and mailed to BO's house. He will forward them to the correct Centrelink departments and you should receive your gift card by the 21st.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:11:59 No.19178

>>19169

That's pretty much what I'm doing with Origins, completing numerous side-quests to level-up and exploring the whole areas.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:13:12 No.19179

>>19177

You forgot the mailing address:

Centrelink

Reply Paid 7800

Canberra BC ACT 2610

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:17:16 No.19180

With reply paid Cenno address you could send your cumdies to Cenno with a note dry cleaning

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:18:02 No.19181

>>19175

I had shark fin at once, although I think you can legally harvest that as long as you take the shark with you.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:19:01 No.19182

>>19180

Upon reflection, it could be as part of your DSP claim

>>19181

How was it?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:20:52 No.19183

>>19182

it was okay, a bit crunchy surprisingly.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:21:12 No.19184

>>19181

As long as you take the shark with you to eat sushi?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:22:28 No.19185

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>>19184

yes

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:24:02 No.19186

>>19184

as long as you keep the shark on the boat with you. I think it's to stop the chinks cutting the fins off and leaving them in the sea. The dumb fucks think the fins just grow back.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:24:15 No.19187

>>19184

No as long as you take the shark carcass with you along with the fin. The yellow devils will haul the shark onto the boat, chop off its fins, then just throw it back into the water to die. They're going to make sharks extinct because of their supposedly tasteless fins.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:38:35 No.19188

s-spegats?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:44:15 No.19189

Just had a nice nap for an hour or so.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:45:17 No.19190

>>19178

Just got my ship, got heaps cool really quick.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:46:38 No.19191

>>19181

fish from the fish and chip shop is usually shark.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:48:23 No.19192

>>19191

So Pauline was a shark monger

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:48:59 No.19193

>>19192

pauline is a closet mudshark

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:49:55 No.19194

>>19191

Urban myth. Absolute nonsense. They buy cheap shit, not shark.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:49:58 No.19195

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>AC and fan cranked

>darkened room

>rain noise generators on max with piano solos at like 15-20% volume

>hot tea for the cup to warm your hands

I have become comf, destroyer of stress.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:50:33 No.19196

>>19195

Sounds a bit stressful tbh.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:51:29 No.19197

Fuck me cunts my hand caught on fire today

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:51:47 No.19198

>>19195

>tfw evaporative AC

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:52:11 No.19199

>>19195

How do you afford all that

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:52:16 No.19200

>>19197

What happened?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:52:35 No.19201

>>19197

Fapping too fast

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:53:08 No.19202

>>19197

How?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:54:59 No.19203

>>19196

Can't argue that. Out of ability, anyway.

>>19199

Tea isn't that expensive, bruv. And you can reuse the bags for a few cups.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:55:15 No.19204

>>19200

Was cooking

Went to pick something up with a rag

Thought "the heat from the stove feels hotter for some reason"

The rag caught fire and got my knuckles

Fucking stung for hours

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:55:47 No.19205

>>19203

I mean the ac

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:56:12 No.19206

>>19204

You have a gas stove?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:56:16 No.19207

>>19201

Kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:56:30 No.19208

>>19206

Yes

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 07:59:20 No.19209

>>19205

Small room, man. Long as you're not running Central Air to cool down the place, just ACing a single room won't cost you more than like 20-30 a month.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:01:04 No.19210

>>19209

See for me its ac or goon and since goon can be chilled the choice is obvious

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:02:12 No.19211

>>19210

You've made the right choice.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:02:57 No.19212

Mmm this goonie is goood

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:04:04 No.19213

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>>19211

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:07:12 No.19214

>>19213

Dan you truly are my greatest Ally

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:07:53 No.19215

Fuuuck my finger is hurting again

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:08:03 No.19216

My stupid fucking sister is a fucking slob. I can't fucking make her clean up after her mess. Is renting the only option for me to get away from the house?

Too bad I only get ~$2200 a month (online work and cenno). Is there a cheap place around Brisbane area?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:09:07 No.19217

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>>19214

also an equal opportunities employer

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:10:48 No.19218

>$2200 a month

Jesus fuck you're rich, I get 1600 a month and i have a flat not in Brisbane but probably more expensive to live at

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:12:18 No.19219

>>19217

>TFW Han is better of than me as is Stanawadiljana

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:14:14 No.19221

Yeah, dude, you should be easily able to cop a $200-250 PW apartment in Brisbane. They don't tend to go below 210 in Brissie but I've seen them drop to 175 for single-bedroom apartment suburb listings.

Give them an offer of like $5-10 above the asking price per week and you're pretty much always going to get it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:14:27 No.19222

There are web sties dedicated to advertising properties for rent. Why don't you take a look and see what your options are.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:16:08 No.19223

I am still groggy from that nap.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:16:14 No.19224

>>19220

Its every finger on my hand

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:17:24 No.19226

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>>19223

>I am still groggy

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:17:46 No.19227

>>19221

>>19222

>>19218

Just had a brief check, I saw a unit for $180 pw w/c is pretty good considering the location. Only issue is that the 2000 bucks/month gravy train is not guaranteed to continue forever. I'll make a definite move depending on how my next few interviews go

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:17:52 No.19228

>>19225

Kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:18:05 No.19229

>>19225

I wonder if that even feels good. I've seen pics with feet up there or elbow deep. Just seems like a good way to ensure you have to wear diapers.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:19:11 No.19230

>>19229

Mate it is never a good idea to stick your hand in a fire

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:19:36 No.19231

>>19227

NEETlyfe usually means rooming/sharehousing to keep those NEETbux for more important expenditures like goon and more goon.

So good luck with that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:19:41 No.19232

>>19227

Are you DSP

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:20:23 No.19233

>>19231

Mate my flat is $150 my share was $170

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:20:55 No.19234

>>19233

>my flat is $150

Must be a shit area.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:21:08 No.19235

>>19232

No ordinary NSA. ATM only getting 100 bucks from cenno every fortnight

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:22:30 No.19236

>>19194

gummy sharks are cheap shit

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:23:17 No.19237

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>>19193

pauline is an open mudshark

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:23:30 No.19238

>>19235

Get on DSP then

As Someone with aspergers I can tell you its easy to fake

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:24:28 No.19239

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>>19198

I have heard the term but I don't know what that means.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:24:40 No.19240

>>19237

Has she ever had to answer for that one

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:24:46 No.19241

>>19238

Don't you have to pretty high on their points system to get it now, which makes it a lot of more difficult.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:26:06 No.19242

>>19238

NEETs do not need to fake. They just need to be open and honest with a psychiatrist about just how fucked up the way they live is. Then the bux will come to them.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:26:30 No.19243

>>19239

Isn't it just a water cooled AC system, not bad when running all day. When it gets really hot you need to add cool water to get the best result

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:26:35 No.19244

>>19241

**tbh I actually don't have DSP for reasons I won't get into but it was rediculously easy for me to get a health care card, I'm guessing if I can get that then going on the DSP would be easy

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:27:48 No.19245

>>19240

Not that I know of.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:28:30 No.19246

>>19242

Knock three times and the door will open.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:28:55 No.19247

>>19239

It's AC that works by pulling air through giant pads that water runs through. Works fine until the humidity picks, then the evaporation rate goes to shit and it's pumping in slightly cooler than outside air and making it 100% humidity inside. It'll be completely clear outside and running fine, but the second a couple of clouds come over it's game over and starts going to shit.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:28:56 No.19248

>>19245

Seriously?

The ABC never pointed that out?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:31:00 No.19249

I love you NEETs. You keep me company and keep the bad feels at bay.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:32:08 No.19250

>>19236

They used to be.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:33:58 No.19251

>>19249

Im glad we are of service

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:34:18 No.19252

>>18962

I like the thinly cut sour cream and onion. I-is that ok?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:34:40 No.19253

>>19248

It probably doesn't suit the ABC's agenda.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:37:29 No.19254

>>19252

Yeah so long as they are thinly cut and not the crinkled relics from the 1970s.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:39:13 No.19255

I would easily be able to live on my own off $2200 a month. What do you do online.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:39:45 No.19256

Is she hot?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:39:48 No.19257

>>19252

Yes those are great

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:41:03 No.19258

>>19244

>but it was rediculously easy for me to get a health care card,

I am not on NSA and have a Health Care Card for Low Income (LI) code on my CRN. All you need to do is receive a payment and have a low income to get one. I thought they cracked down on those with ASD diagnoses because there is an expectation that they can do some type of work. I think you need to be on the severe end of ASD to get the DSP now or you get your activity test cut down but still expect to work

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:41:55 No.19259

>>19256

If you connect this NEET up with your sister, he might be able to slide you a bit of extra $$$

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:43:54 No.19260

>>19258

Oh I can fake being severely autistic very well

I often fade between between just behind normal and severe

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:44:47 No.19261

>>19259

I also would be up for a gf

I can give her $50pw

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:45:06 No.19262

>>19260

>I often fade between between just behind normal and severe

Should I purchase small tins of spaghetti for my pockets or do they it will just naturally slide out over time?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:46:18 No.19263

>>19262

They are trained to spot fake spaghetti. Do not risk it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:46:43 No.19264

>>19262

Naturally and always at the worst hour

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:48:50 No.19265

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MonHun friend, I'm sorry but I'm leaving this board now.

We may never see each other again.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:50:01 No.19266

>>19265

You'll be back.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:50:17 No.19267

I'm listening to the radio and they now have a how to meet gf section

One is elbow a midget in a club, another is car accident

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:50:41 No.19268

File: d2a9af1623cbdd8⋯.webm (2.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, real folk blues.webm)

>>19265

It's okay. Goodbye and good luck fren.

I'm on the verge of being burned out anyway.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:50:43 No.19269

>>19267

Better ideas than I've had.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:51:16 No.19270

>>19265

Why are you leaving

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:51:53 No.19271

>>19269

Another is her puking at your door

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:52:28 No.19272

We have not heard from Monk for a while. I wonder how he is going.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:53:09 No.19273

>>19272

There was a flood in Jakarta

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:54:50 No.19274

>>19273

I hope the only thing of his flooded is his tinder inbox.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:55:35 No.19275

>>19274

Kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:55:38 No.19276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>19268

That's no good.

>>19270

Because.

>>19266

No I won't.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:56:41 No.19277

>>19276

Why

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 08:57:14 No.19278

That was a pretty good wrap up to this radio show

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:00:07 No.19279

File: 42d872cfc855f8f⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, 1493638861490.png)

Who here is on the low carb diet? How strong are your cravings for carbs?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:00:57 No.19280

From the ocean to the silver city

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:02:26 No.19281

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>>19277

Because. It's full of Australians.

Bye foreva now.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:02:44 No.19282

>>19279

I did 2 sets of 2 weeks on very low carbs (less than 20grams a day). I didn't feel much cravings except for hot dogs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:03:28 No.19283

Coming back after giving the big farewell should be a bannable offence.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:05:39 No.19284

>>19250

I've seen in a bunch of fish and chip shops they use butterfish but I thought they still used flake

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:07:19 No.19285

>>19282

Why did you stop?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:07:52 No.19286

>>19276

What did we do?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:09:31 No.19287

>>19284

My local fish and chip shop buys cheap frozen fish from South Africa and calls it butterfish.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:10:10 No.19288

>>19272

Last time he posted he said sorry for not replying and "using the gen like a blog"

I prefer him blogposting than not coming here at all.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:10:55 No.19289

>>19285

maintaining less than 20g of carbs a day isn't particularly healthy or helpful. You need to reintroduce carbs to your diet a sustained pace. Also, low carb diets can give you depression. Since 90% of the neet gens are >tfw depressed i'd advise a bit of caution with them.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:11:11 No.19290

>>19288

I took those remarks as him resolving to change the way he posted, not to stop posting altogether. He didn't seem pissy with us.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:11:19 No.19291

From the ocean to the silver city

>>19281

What's wrong with Australians

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:11:49 No.19292

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>>19274

good post

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:12:21 No.19293

>>19289

I thought carbs are bad

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:13:04 No.19294

>>19289

I appreciate your input but it is just unsubstantiated health opinions. It is so difficult seeing all the different opinions about just what is and isn't healthy and what various foods and diets do or don't do to you.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:13:17 No.19295

>>19292

I don't mind her. She does stuff for the idiot Karl show in the mornings sometimes.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:13:39 No.19296

>>19287

More like nigger fish

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:13:45 No.19297

>>19290

I feel bad for saying anything, especially when there are probably plenty of Aus posters that do the same (drop in once every so often and dont read/reply to replies) but because they have Aus flags they go unchecked.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:13:47 No.19298

>>19293

You should be able to eat somewhere between 40-50g carbs and stay in ketosis.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:14:22 No.19299

>>19295

Doesn't Karl drive a vespa noq

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:14:47 No.19300

>>19298

What is ketosis

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:14:58 No.19301

>>19281

I'm coming to your board then

>>>/emm/

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:15:33 No.19302

>>19300

I'm no scientician, but it's the process where your body burns stored fat for energy instead of ingested carbohydrate.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:15:45 No.19303

>>19297

Monk made himself a personality and made us care about him.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:15:49 No.19304

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>>19300

Eating half as many full carbs and cutting out glucose from your proteins

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:16:08 No.19305

>>19281

Good, enjoy your samefag board where you can constantly shout into the void about frogposters. You won't be missed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:16:55 No.19306

>>19297

>>19302

OK so what do you sugg for a skeleton

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:17:42 No.19307

>>19306

giftgas

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:17:51 No.19308

>>19304

How are you so good at oc

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:18:16 No.19309

>>19307

Zyclon b?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:18:43 No.19310

I now have no goon

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:19:02 No.19311

>>19309

Yes, Anne.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:19:54 No.19312

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>>19306

You want to up your intake by filling your empty carbs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:19:57 No.19313

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>>19311

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:20:04 No.19314

>>19310

Gook lady?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:20:51 No.19315

>>19312

You make good memes memeNEET. You are an adornment to our board.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:21:15 No.19316

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>>19308

The best oc so far for the board has been this.

The guy who drew this is truly a great artist.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:22:46 No.19317

>>19314

No

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:23:09 No.19318

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>>19315

cheers but there are a few really good oc makers here

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:23:21 No.19319

>>19317

NEET walk to Dan?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:23:47 No.19320

>>19315

I don't like it because it calls me perfectly normal

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:24:15 No.19321

>>19316

That's good, but the Dan-mobile is probably the best ever.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:24:29 No.19322

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>>19319

Drive thru of Booze Bro's?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:24:42 No.19323

>>19319

Dan shuts in half an hour and its a 25 minute walk

Dunno if I'll get my golden oak in time

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:24:51 No.19324

>>19316

Fresh OC

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:25:20 No.19325

>>19323

I believe in you

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:25:24 No.19326

>>19322

Booze bros doesn't have a store

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:26:14 No.19327

Does uber eats do booze?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:26:47 No.19328

>>19325

Tbh I have to do shit tomkorow koen so I shouldn't be too gooned™

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:27:31 No.19329

>>19316

Yes that is brilliant.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:28:08 No.19330

>>19327

I quickly looked it up and yes

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:28:52 No.19331

>>19328

Be mildly gooned then

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:30:23 No.19332

>>19330

problem solvered

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:31:01 No.19333

>>19327

I quickly looked it up and yes.a

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:31:25 No.19334

>>19328

I dont believe you are as drunk as you are pretending to be.

Putting a trademark sign in is too much effort for me and I dont even drink

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:31:43 No.19335

>>19331

Fuck I'm a little bit above mildy gooned

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:31:49 No.19336

>>19334

yeah that's fake drunkposting

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:33:08 No.19337

>>19334

Oh I'm not drunk just tipsy which can impare typing on a phone

I had about 750mls of goon tonight

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:35:55 No.19339

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>tfw the WFTD-esque checkup call I got earlier already has me wanting to kill myself

I was wondering why I've had no energy today and felt like shit all day

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:36:52 No.19340

>>19338

I'm fine until I get past 2 liters

That is a magical time

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:38:04 No.19341

Im coming of the buzz

I don't like it

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:38:27 No.19342

>>19339

Huh

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:38:40 No.19343

>>19340

What's the time frame on your 2L? Two bottles of red back to back (1.5L) has me pretty mashed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:39:04 No.19344

>>19342

Huh?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:39:27 No.19345

>>19344

HUH?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:40:38 No.19346

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>>19345

Oi. Fuck you.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:41:17 No.19347

>>19339

What was this call for?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:41:28 No.19348

>>19345

Huh

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:42:00 No.19349

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NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:42:05 No.19350

>>19348

>>19347

Have wank

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:43:42 No.19351

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The other day I said I got sunburned, well I got sunburned again today and the bits that were already sunburned turned white.

Is that normal?

I also found a pic of the moon from sunday morning I think that I forgot to post.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:44:01 No.19352

Jackie gunna be a football star

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:45:12 No.19353

>I got sunburned again

You should have been smarter than that mate.

I do not know about the old burns turning white. I am sure it is normal.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:46:35 No.19354

>>19352

That's a nice song.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:46:43 No.19355

>>19347

Asking me about when the last time I worked was, doing what, if I've got license/car, and confirming that I've got a whitecard. She immediately started the call with "have you done any labour work before?" and now I've got a meeting next week.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:46:48 No.19356

>>19353

I put sunscreen on but I guess not enough and it was cheap sunscreen.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:47:17 No.19357

>>19355

Are you up for labouring work? It can be tough on executive sized NEETs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:47:21 No.19358

>>19349

That was pretty good, I hadn't heard any of his solo stuff before.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:47:44 No.19359

>>19356

Sunscreen is one of those things you can not be stingy with on price.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:48:21 No.19360

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>>19352

Learnt to fear Jesus in a small town

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:48:40 No.19361

>>19359

Isn't Bannannanna Boat in trouble for selling over-priced sunscreen that didn't work?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:48:50 No.19362

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>>19358

I had the Soul Deep album when I was a kid. I loved Jimmy Barnes.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:49:04 No.19363

Pretty normal, just means the blood is collecting on other parts of the burn.

It's when the existing sunburn goes swollen and dark red that you really need to be worried.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:49:35 No.19364

That's very normal

My flame burned fingers are very white

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:50:29 No.19365

Big, big NEET. Mmm.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:50:43 No.19366

>>19360

Small town>big town tbh

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:50:43 No.19367

>>19361

>Bannannanna Boat

I would never buy from a brand with such a meme name.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:50:57 No.19368

>>19357

Depending on the work, I'd try, but I'm going to have to catch public transport and I legitimately don't know if I'll be able to catch a bus at the peak morning and afternoon times without having a panic attack. Being executive sized just makes my anxiety worse.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:51:16 No.19369

>>19365

That NEET does not look very big.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:51:36 No.19370

Beauty queen only 18

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:51:50 No.19371

>>19368

Have you got your drivers licence? Why not?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:52:38 No.19372

>>19365

I didn't post a pic of that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:53:00 No.19373

>>19370

Not such a good song.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:53:19 No.19374

>>19367

I bought they're stuff because of the song

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:53:41 No.19375

>>19371

Nope, have had my L's for almost 7 years now. The idea of driving another persons car while also having that person judge how well I drive scares the fuck out of me.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:54:00 No.19376

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>>19372

Well played.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:54:01 No.19377

>>19362

lol

he sings funk and motown. was not expecting that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:54:39 No.19378

>>19368

Buses are shit

Takes an hour and a half to get somewhere in a car will take 20 mins

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:54:49 No.19379

>>19375

You need to man up and get it done m80. I was the same as you and still hate driving but I got it done.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:55:07 No.19380

>>19364

>>19363

ah, cool. dont think I've re-sunburned myself before.

Are you doing anything about your fingers?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:55:39 No.19381

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>>19377

That was the theme of the album, yeah.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:56:07 No.19382

>>19380

If it hurts on Friday maybe

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:56:07 No.19383

>>19375

The only reason I initially got my licence was because public transport scares the fuck out of me.

It's worth it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:56:28 No.19384

>>19378

It becomes like a journey to get to the other side of town without a car. You feel like a survivalist armouring up.

That said, inner city buses really are only about 30% faster than walking, it's fucking pathetic.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:58:49 No.19385

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NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 09:59:27 No.19386

>>19381

He seems to have learnt how to sing, I like chisel but he pretty much just yelled through all of their songs.

Back up vocalists are nice.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:00:35 No.19387

>>19386

I think he was trying to show off his range. Show that there was more to him than his Chisel shouting.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:00:46 No.19388

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I'm down to my last dart. Wish me well brothers.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:01:17 No.19389

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Chisel were a great band. That's how I got into Jimmy.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:01:18 No.19390

>>19388

Get on the mints mate

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:02:35 No.19391

So barnsey is a jew

What the actual fuck

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:03:25 No.19392

>>19390

And then begin to abuse them?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:04:53 No.19393

>>19391

Dunno about him being a jew, but he's a filthy race traitor and pinko leftard.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:06:12 No.19395

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>>19389

yeah they are great, aus pub rock is cool

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:07:43 No.19396

>>19392

duh

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:08:15 No.19397

>>19395

What a good song. I haven't heard it before.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:09:47 No.19398

>>19393

Look it up

His mums mum was a Jew

By Jewish law that means barnsey is a jew

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:10:07 No.19399

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NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:11:11 No.19400

>>19379

Even if I wanted to, the current problem is that I haven't driven a car in over a year and I'm not going to pay for lessons when I've got my own car that I can't go out driving in because my dad uses it to get to work.

>>19383

It's fucking horrible here, there's like three schools between my stop and the interchange so catching a bus is pretty much impossible until after 9am because of all the school kids and wagies.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:11:20 No.19401

>>19398

>His mums mum was a Jew

>By Jewish law that means barnsey is a jew

Leave this /pol/ garbage elsewhere. Mums mum I mean give me a break.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:11:42 No.19402

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>>19397

The lead guys name is Joe Camilleri, he used to be in this band too, you may have heard this.

He went on rockwiz a few times.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:11:43 No.19403

>>19399

Very let down by how fucking terrible the full song is. Only good bit as the guy screaming in the sky.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:11:55 No.19404

>>19400

Pretty miserable excuses mate. Just get it done.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:12:23 No.19405

>>19402

>rockwiz

absolute cancer.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:13:12 No.19406

>>19401

well it is legitimately matrilineal

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:13:18 No.19407

>>19405

I'd let Julia Z massage my prostate though

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:13:24 No.19408

>>19398

Let me tell you about the jews anon…

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:14:03 No.19409

>>19407

I would too but i'd make her put a franger on her tongue.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:15:28 No.19410

>>19409

Are you afraid you didn't wipe?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:15:47 No.19411

>>19409

I initially misread that as "make her put her finger on her tongue". You version is actually worse.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:17:12 No.19412

>>19401

Judaism passes maternally though Jewish law

All /pol/ aside it means barnsey if he wanted could pass Israel's requirements to become a citizen

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:17:20 No.19413

>>19404

I'm not going to spend $70 a lesson just to get used to driving again. I've got no one to take me because both my parents start drinking at fucking 8am on Saturday and Sunday, they both start drinking the second my dad gets home from work. I can't go during the day because my mum literally had a panic attack the last time she took me out driving and I didn't go on a road with a limit higher than 50.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:17:36 No.19414

>>19408

Kek

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:18:07 No.19415

Barnsey is shit tier anyway.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:18:46 No.19416

If you put the sort of effort into getting your licence that you do into making excuses not to get it, you'd have had it already mate.

Get to it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:19:10 No.19417

>my mum literally had a panic attack the last time she took me out driving

Runs in the family?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:20:00 No.19418

>>19415

Lizbef scum that decided he was too good to perform in Lizbef a few years back.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:23:01 No.19419

>>19418

If I was from Elizabeth and I had escaped I would never go back either.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:23:25 No.19420

>>19415

I like his music but a kike is a kike

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:23:49 No.19421

>>19419

Yeah, except he play up his upbringing when it suits him.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:24:32 No.19422

Bangkok: https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/bangkok-bombing-jimmy-barnes-and-fellow-australians-tell-of-lucky-escapes-near-temple-explosion/news-story/a99d57729d8e8e31c96cc1d8f6dd933e?nk=7079546c3133fdbb46dc54fa0852ee98-1517999224

Learning the specific techniques also helps. Physically turning your neck to check your blind spots shows the instructor assessing you that you checked it. A quick look can often be misinterpreted as not looking all the way or checking it correctly. Enough minor points can result in a fail. You don't always learn these things from your parents.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:24:54 No.19423

>>19421

My nan and my bosslady bought his book and go on about how he's come so far etc.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:25:04 No.19424

>>19418

Then there was that shit somewhere in shithole Asia a couple of years ago when bomb went off in the same city he was in and he was phoning Kochie and Mel and making out he was literally seconds from getting blown up.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:26:13 No.19425

>>19424

Is that the massive Chinese explosion

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:27:31 No.19426

>>19425

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:27:44 No.19427

I'd take you out when I'm off my P's

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:29:05 No.19428

>>19426

>news/nsw/bangkok

Bangkok is in NSW?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:29:44 No.19429

>>19428

Daily Telegraph is a NSW paper, isn't it?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:33:15 No.19430

>>19429

Yes but /NSW/ implies it's a nsw story

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:35:51 No.19431

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Doesn't seem to be for me.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:37:20 No.19432

>>19416

The two big excuses are

>I'm not pay $70 for lessons

>my parents are alcoholics

Which in my mind are valid. Getting my license isn't something I want to do, everything about actually getting my P's makes me want to kill myself. I'm not going to pay $70 a lesson to go out driving when the reason I'd have to pay is because my dad wont take me because he just wants to drink beer and suck cones the second he gets home from work forever. I'm already paying my parents pretty much $200/fortnight so they can keep fueling their fucking $300/week alcoholism and make sure the bills just float there never getting paid off, but never gaining interest. Oh and this week I spent $60 of a quarter for them as well. The rest of my money is going on what I want tbh

>>19417

She's only like that with someone else driving. I'm fine driving myself.

>>19422

Yeah, I've been told about all that before and honestly it makes my anxiety about it worse because I then have to worry about failing the test because I didn't make every movement obvious.

>>19427

Thanks anon, but that'd probably be worse for me. Plus, don't you have to be on your full license for like two years before you can be the passenger for an L's driver?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:39:18 No.19433

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Out of the car longhair!

Australia has made some great tunes.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:43:20 No.19434

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>>19433

Wrong link for that quote

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:43:24 No.19435

>>19432

>Yeah, I've been told about all that before and honestly it makes my anxiety about it worse because I then have to worry about failing the test because I didn't make every movement obvious.

Let the spaghetti flow, it was very anxious for me. An instructor assessing me helped though to calm me down for the real test. Good to get that out of your system. You get a lot of better with more experience.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:45:27 No.19436

>>19432

300 a week?

That's 30 casks of golden oak fruity

At most I can understand 10 casks a week

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:48:17 No.19437

>>19436

>At most I can understand 10 casks a week

God bless your kind soul of letting him consume up to 40 L of goon each week

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:50:44 No.19438

I still am amazed there are people here whose parents smoke cones. I have lived such a sheltered life. No-one I knew as a kid had parents who smoked cones. The very idea of it would have seemed ridiculous.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:50:45 No.19439

>>19432

Mate you have 10 years to do it

Hit me up in 2020 or 2022 if I have to be 2 years over and I'll take you for a road trip that'll chuck 60 hours of your 120 and all your night driving

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:51:42 No.19440

>>19437

Any less and Dan starts showing up outside your apartment every night, chanting about blood.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:52:05 No.19441

>>19438

Go have a sesh with your folks.

Don't pretend that they've never done it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:52:47 No.19442

>>19438

Same

I didn't know weed was an actual thing until some kid got caught eating it and later another guy showed me his

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:53:37 No.19444

>>19440

You should read the reviews on Dan's site for golden oak white. It's worth a good laugh, I would post reviews over here but I am phone posting.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:54:48 No.19445

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>>19443

Lighten up.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:55:17 No.19446

>>19437

Its 5 casks per person per week

At make I can do 3l in a binge so that's 5 a week

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:55:33 No.19447

>>19441

My father probably did it when he was young, but no way my mother ever did.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:56:14 No.19448

>>19447

Call up your parents and just call them a pair of nerds.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:56:50 No.19449

>>19435

I'm praying that the instructors my brother is going to right now will turn out well, they're apparently a pretty relaxed husband/wife who let you do all the driving with one and sit the test with the other. Hoping that'll help with the spaghetti if I ever end up trying to get my P's.

>>19436

They drink red tins and red tins only. To put into perspective how much they drink and spend, a while ago if you bought a slab of red tins, you could go to their site and put in a code printed on the inside of the box to get $5 in your account which you could then cash out as a gift card up to $100. I used every name in the house and made $375 from the slabs they'd drink, this contest lasted for a little less than 4 months. That's 75 slabs, 2250 cans and almost $4000 in 4 months between 2 people.

>>19439

I appreciate your kindness, but I've already done all the hours unless they can technically expire. Back before my dad went full alcoholic, he'd take me out driving after work and on weekends we'd go driving places to go fishing or to upullit on the otherside of town for parts for my mums old car.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:57:19 No.19450

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>>19445

His son made this political song. What a flog.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:57:58 No.19451

>>19446

That's still a healthy 20 litres a week, what happens on the weekend for only 5 days a week?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 10:58:07 No.19452

File: 48b792d85915d5d⋯.jpg (15.55 KB, 249x375, 83:125, 2cefcb07573cbafe34a3ee9cb9….jpg)

>>19448

Then blow a fat doob in their face and tell them to be cool

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:05:15 No.19453

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>>19450

I don't know who he's talking about.

never listened to any of his songs before, his dad is much, much better

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:14:34 No.19454

>>19449

If you have the hours do the test

I assume you can parallel park, do round about and intersections

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:17:43 No.19455

>>19449

Convince then draughts are gay and goon is where its at

Seriously they would save so much

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:18:26 No.19456

>>19289

>low carb diets can give you depression

Who told you this?

>>19303

>us

No, just you and probably no more than 2 others

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:21:37 No.19457

File: 873d5f50ea50f7e⋯.png (1.39 MB, 807x687, 269:229, dinner.png)

not as good as an air fried one but not bad

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:22:20 No.19458

>>19454

Can't park in a crowded car park or parallel park, but everything else I was fine with before except crossing a lane on a highway because I totaled my first car when I went to pull out and some cunt was speeding. It's just I haven't driven a car since mid/late 2016.

>>19455

It's a long story, but my dad wont even drink home brew let alone goon.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:22:51 No.19459

An old-fashioned classic. The colour of that cheese looks very inviting.

Pineapple could trigger some NEETs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:24:03 No.19460

>>19458

> I totaled my first car

More details please. Were you hurt?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:27:57 No.19461

>>19458

Where are you, I might be able to give pointers to parking

Also I didn't have to go on the highway for my tesr

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:28:43 No.19462

Looking good NEET.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:29:09 No.19463

All these generous, friendly, helpful NEETs. It is very good to see.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:29:50 No.19464

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>>19462

couldn't finish it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:30:14 No.19465

Good sheisse.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:31:05 No.19466

>>19464

Probably for the best.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:34:08 No.19467

>>19355

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:34:29 No.19468

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>>19466

It feels like a waste, the last two slices are looking at me.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:35:19 No.19469

File: 94d29346dca8848⋯.png (263.61 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1445766459667.png)

Get her when she's drunk and pliable.

>>19467

Ignore that.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:35:26 No.19470

>>19468

Reheat them later

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:36:02 No.19471

>>19460

>More details please

I hope you're not going to have a cheaky wank to the story

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:37:08 No.19473

>>19471

I wank to all stories posted here.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:37:15 No.19474

>>19190

And it's going to keep getting better with each upgrade to your ship. I'm going to have to buy the remastered sequel to Black Flag, Rogue when it's released next month. And thanks to the other anon that mentioned that info as I've never played Rogue.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:38:07 No.19475

File: 4fa8e06461a9f89⋯.png (112.15 KB, 364x652, 91:163, 4fa8e06461a9f89aee635def45….png)

>>19471

He won't but i might. Did your clothes get all torn up? Were you stripped down to your knickers? Leave nothing out.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:38:36 No.19476

>>19472

You sound like a top competitor for Nurgle 2018 fuzzed to a chair keep up the good work.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:39:04 No.19477

>>19472

I am sorry about that, you've said that before and I hope you know that I make bigboi posts in jest, I don't do it to upset or ridicule any of the bigger fellas here. I'm going to do what >>19470 said.

I need to get my eating under control before it gets too out of hand.

I hope you find a way to lower your intake a bit too. It's so hard to break routines.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:40:01 No.19478

File: 4ef063d216efcfc⋯.png (267.01 KB, 637x360, 637:360, 4ef063d216efcfcf594177d4c8….png)

>plan to lose weight this year

>literally the exact same weight I was on December 31

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:40:05 No.19479

>>19473

Keep up the good work.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:40:48 No.19480

Ah McCain, you've provided a NEET with cheap sustenance yet again

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:41:15 No.19481

File: ebb311333fd28ed⋯.png (274.59 KB, 1200x1080, 10:9, ebb311333fd28ed274d8b0cd80….png)

>>19478

At least you didn't gain weight, I know I did

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:41:23 No.19482

>>19478

Isn't change bad?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:41:52 No.19483

>>19480

>McCain

That looks like a cheap-shit $3 Woolies prebaked pizza.

Which aren't half bad, good for two meals if you're on a diet.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:41:58 No.19484

File: 1722fdaa321a2f6⋯.png (82.34 KB, 500x500, 1:1, actually.png)

>>19480

It was an aldi $3 pizza.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:42:13 No.19485

>>19482

The word you're looking for is scary

>>19481

I've been the same weight for an entire year now

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:42:49 No.19486

I am depressed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:09 No.19487

>>19485

Yep, there is nothing wrong with being executive sized

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:21 No.19488

>>19486

I am tfw

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:47 No.19489

I am impressed

>tfw

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:54 No.19490

>>19486

can anything be done about it?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:54 No.19491

File: 20f7ba27e0219c2⋯.jpg (622.09 KB, 1042x1249, 1042:1249, 1467002615882.jpg)

>>19485

Do you workout or exercise, or do you just diet?

>>19486

Hello depressed, I'm anon.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:43:56 No.19492

>>19487

I'm more like manager sized now, my executive days are in the past

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:44:05 No.19493

>>19477

I never thought you were ridiculing anyone mate.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:45:07 No.19494

>>19491

Just diet (which has worked fine in the past, when I don't eat like a retard)

I do move around a lot more than your average neet, but no actual workouts

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:45:08 No.19495

>>19476

One gets fused to the chair, not fuzzed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:45:41 No.19496

>>19495

My ball fuzz sticks to the chair

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:45:58 No.19497

>>19492

Why decrease your rank in Nurgle 2018 fuzzed to a chair competition?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:46:38 No.19498

>>19495

DOOT DOOT!

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:47:10 No.19499

>>19497

I want to feel a smug sense of superiority over the fatties I see in public

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:50:16 No.19500

>>19499

B-but how will you attract those Lakers girls without your executive size?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:50:55 No.19501

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>>19494

Should start doing bodyweight exercises then, and running every few days. I was doing it on my neet days before I got my job and although it's hard at first you start to get used to it and like it after like the first 2 weeks, and it's great for calory burn. Unless you can spring for working out with weights, though you're a neet so I'm assuming that's not ideal. Your body is probably already used to your current cal intake, or you're eating more than you realize you'd be surprised how easy that is. the little shit adds up

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:53:07 No.19502

>>19481

>>19485

I'm the kind that has trouble gaining weight.

I've been at 80kgs for 5 years, and I eat pure fat because I like the taste.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:53:45 No.19503

>>19500

Being smug is better than any pussy

>>19501

That's a good idea, thanks neet. I did a fair bit of running when I was actively losing weight a couple of years back. I started working since then and used it as an excuse to wank in my free time instead of exercising.

I know exactly how much I'm eating, which I guess helps me know what to cut down.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:54:16 No.19504

>>19502

All your weight goes into your women's asses

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:54:55 No.19505

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feeling a bit lower than i normally do tonight.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:56:16 No.19506

File: 7a91e958e21a16c⋯.jpg (147.89 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 7a91e958e21a16c7b3e2a3c5d3….jpg)

>>19502

You're a bit of a weird lad, ain't ya buddy? It's okay, I like to make macaroni sandwiches with cheese so I can't judge.

>>19503

Yeah I have the same issue as you right now tbh. With work I figured I could take it easy and the training, my body did not agree.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 11:56:31 No.19507

>>19505

What has changed?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:01:07 No.19508

>>19460

Not hurt, the airbags didn't even go off. To preface, there's an intersection that connects three main roads and the one leads down onto a sort of back street industrial type area. The problem with this intersection is that the back street industrial road thing starts as two lanes and merges into one pretty quickly, so the two guys at the front 99% of the time try shoot off and get in front of the other which leads to speeding.

>go to pull out

>look right left right

>one guy coming to the right but he's still a fair bit back

>one car about to pass coming from the left

>creep out ready to take off

>look back right again

>the guy is now a lot fucking closer than he should be

>manage to get it in reverse and back up

>not enough though because he was toeing a (empty) trailer wider than his car

>trailer wheel hooks the front of my car

The bumper was ripped off, the radiator almost ripped out, and the chassis was completely bent out of shape. The guy gets out and sees that I'm an L plate, starts asking if me and my dad are alright, my dad runs down the change the tire on his trailer, he starts giving me a chat about how he hopes it doesn't make me scared of driving and that mistakes happen, all that bullshit. We walked down to his car and trailer to inspect the damage, trailer looks pretty fucked but he can still toe it home easily, there's literally nothing in the trailer, no damage to his car except a weird scratch on his back bumper that could have very well be caused, but nothing other than that. Get the letter from his insurance company a week later and the guys charging me for two new tires and apparently $1k in power tools that I supposedly fucked up alongside the bumper respray and new trailer.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:01:39 No.19509

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>>19507

lol

if i knew, it might be able to be changed back

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:04:32 No.19510

>>19508

Sounds like you were pretty lucky anon. the guy could have been an angry cunt who came at you with a crowbar. They are everywhere.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:06:11 No.19511

>>19509

Are you having romantic problems?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:06:59 No.19512

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>>19511

nope

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:07:47 No.19513

>>19512

That is good. Take some time to think about all the good things you have in your life.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:08:02 No.19514

>>19510

Calls the pigs and then sue them for emotional damages when your DSP claim is approved.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:09:00 No.19515

>>19508

Did your insurance cover the costs?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:16:33 No.19516

>>19510

I guess so.

>>19515

I didn't have insurance because I kept putting off paying for it in favor of saving money for a computer, I hadn't been working that long at that point and was still in the "spend every cent" phase of my first ever job. The irony is that I got the computer and was planning to pay for insurance with my next paycheck, but the crash happened two days before I got paid.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:20:53 No.19517

>tfw depressed

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:21:12 No.19518

>>19516

A tough lesson for you to learn.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:22:03 No.19519

Good night friends.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:23:01 No.19520

>>19519

Good night. I am off to bed too.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:24:34 No.19521

>>19517

I'll be very depressed in exactly 7 days

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:26:09 No.19522

>>19521

What is happening in exactly 7 days?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:26:54 No.19523

>>19521

There's so much Ring/Sadako/Ju-on porn it's ridiculous.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:28:38 No.19524

>>19522

another 7 days

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:31:45 No.19525

>>19524

Terrifying.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:32:15 No.19526

>>19519

Good night gender bends

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:34:49 No.19527

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>>19512

I sure do wonder why he changed his name from Robert Zimmerman to Bob Dylan.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 12:52:10 No.19528

>>19522

Valentine's Day. I know I shouldn't care but I always do.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:18:24 No.19529

>>19528

Have you ever had a gf?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:41:44 No.19530

>>19529

>Have you ever had a gf?

God I wish I did, just someone to cuddle with.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:51:38 No.19531

File: 806f14252ca98f9⋯.gif (64.98 KB, 400x400, 1:1, neetwalk.gif)

Eyy lads, some OC for you straight off the presses.

Remember those NEETwalks are for a good cause.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:53:00 No.19532

You cunts tried the arc valley lager from dans?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:56:25 No.19533

>>19532

Yeah, pretty reggo for a lager. 4.7% is pushing it for full strength, though.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 13:58:28 No.19534

That OC is amazing

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:00:18 No.19535

>>19534

Cheers, ey. I'll keep posting them when I think of more relevant shit to draw.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:08:43 No.19536

Extreme aboriginal rape

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:10:06 No.19537

Do Aboriginals get tfw depressed?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:12:39 No.19538

>>19537

Ye but then they sniff petrol or drink goon to repress it

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:13:53 No.19539

>>19529

No, and have never been on a single date though I'm thankfully not a KHV. I dare say I would've raped at least one woman by now if prostitutes weren't a thing.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:16:02 No.19540

>>19533

Still 1.2 standard drinks, got mine for $32

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:24:41 No.19541

>>19537

Animals don't feel

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 14:27:13 No.19542

>>19537

Pretty sure that's why substance abuse is so rampant in their community.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 15:43:47 No.19543

>>19542

Substance abuse is rampant because they have a high time preference due to dumb-dumb brains.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 18:37:31 No.19544

>NEET story continues…

we're making NEETstory

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 18:46:35 No.19545

>>19535

you should draw NEET sitting at the computer screen, gulping on goon being poured straight into his mouth through a funnel by mummyB0t-H37P. shouldn't take many frames and you'd only have to animate the throat, chin, shoulders, liquids and the robot's arms.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 19:40:36 No.19546

Morning NEETlings.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 19:58:08 No.19547

>>19527

Because Zimmerman is the name of an evil Nazi white supremist who slaughters blacks

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:14:54 No.19548

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-08/cheddar-man-first-britons-had-dark-to-black-skin-dna-research/9406636

Superb work

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:15:12 No.19549

>>19546

Morning

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:15:15 No.19550

Good morning friends.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:16:29 No.19551

>>19549

>>19546

Good morning, sleep well?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:22:06 No.19552

File: b666fc717330545⋯.png (563.52 KB, 694x493, 694:493, ClipboardImage.png)

GOOD MORNING LOVELY PEOPLE!

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:27:26 No.19553

File: 0be080c18d61857⋯.jpg (31.49 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 9406640-3x2-700x467.jpg)

I WAZ

>Britain's oldest, nearly complete human skeleton, had dark skin, blue eyes and dark curly hair when he lived in what is now southwest England 10,000 years ago

>lighter skin pigmentation now seen as typical of northern Europeans is far more recent than previously thought

>Three hundred generations later, around 10 per cent of indigenous British ancestry can be linked to Cheddar Man's people

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:31:27 No.19554

>>19553

The kikes had to come up with something after the out-of-Africa theory got blown out of the water.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:35:02 No.19555

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>>19554

Do you think about Jews as soon as you wake up?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:39:44 No.19556

>>19555

Trips.

No, I don't. But I see this sort of bullshit for what it is.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:40:19 No.19557

>>19553

<Oy vey the real British people are black, checkmate Nazis!

>However, no DNA link was found

Sure (((Dieckmann))), whatever you say.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:43:22 No.19558

File: 40e66f93a46f08e⋯.png (229.58 KB, 275x342, 275:342, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19553

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:44:43 No.19559

File: 67c0fa4fe278224⋯.png (67.67 KB, 789x481, 789:481, origin.png)

>>19557

>Dieckmann

Britain; the origin of Blacks and Jews.

Truly the hub of multi-culturalism worldwide.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:45:58 No.19560

>>19556

A correction of historical mistakes?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:47:03 No.19561

File: 48e9cbf0b8d1f47⋯.png (865.88 KB, 600x900, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19560

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:48:44 No.19562

File: 9edcbf26b6727ac⋯.png (33.95 KB, 585x331, 585:331, ClipboardImage.png)

>>19559

(((Dr Yoan Dieckmann)))

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:49:13 No.19563

>>19561

That's a big chicken nugget.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:51:23 No.19564

>>19563

Indeed.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:52:17 No.19565

>>19562

>Native name root

>both Jew and Greek

They truly were millennia ahead of the rest of us, we didn't come to this realisation til after Christ.

Galatians 3:28-29

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 20:58:29 No.19566

>>19565

Can't wait for the next Vatican bible revision whereupon they will add the Book of Dan.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:06:58 No.19567

>>19566

Dan should be made a saint.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:07:24 No.19568

>>19567

He already is in my eyes.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:08:03 No.19569

>>19568

Patron saint of NEETs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:08:39 No.19570

File: 7570bb8377d76c4⋯.jpg (45.88 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 8859466-3x2-940x627.jpg)

There's some nice pics in amongst these, I just made this my background.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-29/abc-open-pic-of-the-week/7653724

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-02/best-of-abc-open-pic-of-the-week-2017/9390408

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:09:40 No.19571

>>19570

I like that one, m8.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:12:32 No.19572

File: 9109483fc3505e5⋯.jpg (141.8 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 8859476-3x2-940x627.jpg)

>>19571

This one was in it too, is it an omen?

>Heart shaped island in lake Joondalup.

It's not Tasmania but it'll do for the commune.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:22:31 No.19573

File: 24d0d391e2c4a0d⋯.jpg (74.7 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 28acbf1b06b936a9720d7c8b9f….jpg)

File: 1fe0584ab675b75⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1772x1224, 443:306, image005.png)

File: 9b7ad0118b5fc3f⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1000x1499, 1000:1499, Helensburgh-Train-Tunnel-P….jpg)

File: 17ec3cebb03eb6b⋯.jpg (416.1 KB, 683x1024, 683:1024, 15613589063_9ea5e92af3_b.jpg)

File: 6a53c980915c54f⋯.jpg (124.13 KB, 650x366, 325:183, 63d2f1bf2bdbe23b098d91930b….jpg)

SuthoNEET, have you ever been to check this out?

Apparently it has glowworms living in it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:24:59 No.19574

>>19573

Yep been there before, went with a mate whose into photography.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:28:21 No.19575

>>19574

Thought you might've, great looking area. From the pics it looks like they have tours.

Apparently it's haunted.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:28:39 No.19576

>>19574

Good to see it isn't covered in graffiti

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:30:06 No.19577

>>19575

I don't think theres tours, it's literally down a back street in Helensburg which is a small rural town on the outskirts of the sutherland shire, it's very popular with photographers because of the glow worms.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:31:42 No.19578

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>>19576

There were a couple photo's that had some in it and some with rubbish and shit in it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:32:06 No.19579

>>19573

includes comfy video tours

https://www.weekendnotes.com/old-helensburgh-railway-station/

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:32:32 No.19580

>>19577

Oh, I thought it was a suburb, I dont know that area at ll.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:35:41 No.19581

File: dd2e2b894963ac3⋯.jpg (301.37 KB, 680x440, 17:11, slides3.jpg)

>>19580

It's a strange area, between wollongong and sydney, it's kind of isolated by mountains, has some farm land and horse stables and a hindu temple. I go through there on my moto rides on the weekend.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:42:04 No.19582

File: 8bbd89f32d9369c⋯.jpg (42.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>19581

I have lived my whole life in the Shire and didn't even know that temple existed…

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:43:35 No.19583

>>19582

r u a hobbit?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:45:17 No.19584

>>19583

b-but Helensburgh isn't part of the shire… it's beyond my boundaries of the shire

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:48:12 No.19585

>>19584

post a picture of your hairy feet

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:54:14 No.19586

File: 9356efe0bbd049c⋯.jpg (134.64 KB, 800x545, 160:109, buddhist.jpg)

File: 71607e4b334cfef⋯.jpg (60.2 KB, 900x328, 225:82, Temple 4_0.jpg)

>>19582

Theres also a Buddhist temple down in Wollongong, stopped there and had lunch a few times on my NEETrides.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:57:39 No.19587

>>19586

Do they sell pies? Or just veggo stuff?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:59:14 No.19588

Great OC to wake up to. Nice job mate.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 21:59:16 No.19589

>>19587

Just veggo stuff, It's pretty good though, I usually get some mushroom ramen vegetable noodle soup thing,

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:02:31 No.19591

>>19586

You can have lunch at a Buddhist temple? Awesome. That sounds like a great experience.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:02:58 No.19592

>>19591

Yeah they have a little restaurant and cafe.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:03:06 No.19593

Not sure if I want to do the shopping today tbh. Might just cook whats left of the pasta and order dominoes to carry into tomorrow.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:11:06 No.19594

>>19593

Sounds like a reasonable plan.

I need to go to Bunnings and visit a bank, but don't want to go out on account of the heat. Going away for the weekend, so that only leaves today or tomorrow.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:17:42 No.19595

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

About to go volunteer, got my introduction to assisted living course tomorrow

bit overwhelming but it'll be ok.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:23:04 No.19596

>>19573

what happens if you eat the worm?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:23:52 No.19597

>>19596

its family gets very upset for a start

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:28:23 No.19598

>>19595

Good luck m80

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:29:19 No.19599

>>19596

glow in the dark poos

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:30:19 No.19600

>>19502

>I'm the kind that has trouble gaining weight.

>I've been at 80kgs for 5 years, and I eat pure fat because I like the taste.

My fellow slav.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:31:22 No.19601

>tfw woke up depressed

>>19595

Good luck

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:32:57 No.19602

File: 1ee2049fd1f15c4⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, out040060.png)

>>19590

Morning NEETs.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:58:45 No.19603

>>19595

Good luck NEET.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 22:59:24 No.19604

>>19602

Good morning.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:00:02 No.19605

>>19594

Where are you going on the weekend, with whom and to what purpose?

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:02:54 No.19606

The new Hot Water Service is going to be installed today. They couldn't say what time they are coming though. It could be any time at all. What a pain.

I went to bed unwashed last night. I was tired and didn't really care. My balls smell a bit but there is no-one to notice.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:18:05 No.19607

>>19255

search engine rating. search for appen/isoftstone/lionbridge

>>19256

not at all

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:19:52 No.19608

>>19605

Mummybot lives on the South coast of SA.

She needs a few things done around the house.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:20:55 No.19609

>>19606

You'll have to change your sheets when you next shower, otherwise you'll be transferring germs from the bed to your now clean body.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:22:01 No.19610

>>19608

Could you come over and do a few things at my house too? The handle on my cutlery drawer in the kitchen is fucked.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:23:19 No.19611

>>19609

>change your sheets

I only have the one sheet m8. I have been planning on washing it for the last few months so I will probably get around to it soon.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:25:23 No.19612

>>19611

not sure why you're complaining about showering then. that sheet can probably stand up on its own.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:26:36 No.19613

>>19610

No. Good opportunity for you to learn how to fix it.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:26:46 No.19614

>>19612

No it is not that bad. There is a bit of an orange/brown patch just below where my pillow is.

I still like my body to feel clean from a shower. I itch otherwise.

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:37:58 No.19615

>tfw going straight to Dan's when it opens at 9

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:39:02 No.19616

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>>19615

Good work

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:54:27 No.19617

File: 07a81c77c67029f⋯.png (15.5 KB, 705x368, 705:368, Golden_Oak_Fruity_White_Ca….png)

File: b054c838f8acdc4⋯.png (10.91 KB, 682x333, 682:333, Golden_Oak_Fruity_White_Ca….png)

File: 091f9798b5bad55⋯.png (15.26 KB, 700x391, 700:391, Golden_Oak_Fruity_White_Ca….png)

File: f8b0ae59ea12be2⋯.png (12.94 KB, 708x367, 708:367, Golden_Oak_Fruity_White_Ca….png)

Good reviews for Golden Oak Fruity White Cask 4L

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:55:20 No.19618

File: 41385bfd3cef728⋯.jpg (24.94 KB, 340x270, 34:27, fienst.jpg)

Why did politics and pussy obsession have to become the vast majority of the internet

NEET 02/07/18 (Wed) 23:56:33 No.19619

>>19618

They both involve dick measuring competitions?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:01:37 No.19621

>>19617

Does that last one mean they're smuggling their goon into an actual pub?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:01:49 No.19622

>>19620

Lovely.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:02:17 No.19623

>>19621

Sounds like it. Pub prices are expensive.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:02:35 No.19624

>>19621

I am guessing so to drink socially on a budget

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:04:20 No.19625

>>19623

>>19624

Fair enough.

Should try empyting a goon sack into one of those camelback backpack thingos and sipping all day as I go about my business.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:05:07 No.19626

>>19625

Thanks for the good advice

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:11:31 No.19627

>>19545

Yeah, aight, I'll do it.

>>19548

>>19588

No problems, lads.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:13:16 No.19628

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>>19627

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:13:42 No.19629

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Should I play more MonHun or should I start FFXII?

>>19625

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:15:49 No.19630

>>19629

You should do what your heart tells you is right.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:17:36 No.19631

>>19630

My heart tells me it's time to die

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:19:05 No.19632

>>19631

Sounds like it's time for a wank

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 00:46:56 No.19634

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NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:15:55 No.19635

Somebody post something

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:16:27 No.19636

>>19635

I'm busy dissociating and staring at a wall, mate.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:18:45 No.19637

>>19635

I did my Dan post and there were no (you)

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:19:04 No.19638

>>19637

It was appreciated. The light of Dan shines in us all.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:22:44 No.19639

Some of the girls in this office are so up themselves that they won't even look in my general direction when we pass each other.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:24:19 No.19640

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>>19638

>The light of Dan shines in us all.

He does

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:24:43 No.19641

>>19639

Do you have a grotesque neckbeard appearance?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:26:18 No.19642

>>19641

Clean-shaven and showered, but grotesque nevertheless.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:27:16 No.19643

>>19642

Executive-sized?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:28:27 No.19644

>>19643

Yes.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not expecting any of them to fawn over me, but I think it's a bit rude passing somebody in a hallway and not at least nodding or mumbling a hello.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:29:45 No.19645

>>19639

When I signed up for new start, the lady at the agency thing literally wouldn't look at me for more than a second and she never turned her head. She just stared straight at the computer screen and for the second she'd look at me, she'd only do it out the corner of her eye like she was dangerously autistic.

Hurt a lot because I watched her with the person before me and she acted like she wasn't a fucking reptilian.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:30:34 No.19646

>>19644

Are you a generally quiet person around the office?

I have found that if I am having one of my bad days and I accidentally ignore someone once this upsets them and they never even look at me again.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:31:54 No.19647

>>19645

You have to pretty dead inside to work at a Cenno agency

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:37:52 No.19648

>>19645

>Hurt a lot because I watched her with the person before me and she acted like she wasn't a fucking reptilian.

It's basically this feel.

>>19646

>Are you a generally quiet person around the office?

I am.

I think part of the problem is that I never received an induction as such, just introduced to the handful of immediate people I'd be most likely to deal with. The work I do might also put some people off, I'm not sure.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 01:43:26 No.19649

It is the fate of the beta male to be treated as if he is invisible.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:04:27 No.19650

Anyone else on the NBN?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:05:48 No.19651

>>19602

Good morning karen, you dirty little stut.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:07:52 No.19652

>>19617

>doesn't go well with eel

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:09:19 No.19653

>>19652

<tastes like magic

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:10:35 No.19654

File: 0a3407466cd1901⋯.gif (8.82 MB, 480x470, 48:47, https_//blueprint-api-prod….gif)

>>19624

class act

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:12:14 No.19655

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>>19654

Why don't all calls with Ceno and Max have this feel with a classy goon suit?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:12:18 No.19656

File: cfac957451f7bbb⋯.jpg (51.47 KB, 754x422, 377:211, dan says drink and drive.jpg)

File: 5bff99a6a209bd9⋯.png (846.53 KB, 997x689, 997:689, The fatal impact.png)

>>19640

>Dan with curved square edges

where did you get this one?

I'll trade you one of my rarer Dans for it.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:13:10 No.19657

Yes. FTTP here.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:13:27 No.19658

>>19655

There is a limit to goon's magical powers.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:13:32 No.19659

>>19648

>Those Shy-Guy feels

The extroverted 'bubbly personality types' all think you're arrogant and self-absorbed for not babbling shit to them all day.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:14:29 No.19660

>>19656

So Dan has third brother in the tire business called Bob

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:14:37 No.19661

>>19656

I have no clue I was going to Dan's website and these image search came up. I start clicking around and realised how big its resolution was and saved it.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:14:59 No.19662

I dont know, I signed up with telstra recently and my modem will automatically go over to it.

I think I am as I got a second telstra t-box a few weeks back

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:15:17 No.19663

>>19657

FTTN here

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:15:42 No.19664

>>19662

>telstra

Surely you knew better?

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:15:46 No.19665

>>19649

I rest my bulge on their shoulders when they sit down and they blush but they dont say anything.

NEET 02/08/18 (Thu) 02:16:01 No.19666