/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SOUTH AUSSIE

>>19672

Dan* never got his licence

>>19659

Nah, this is a sprawling office environment, and I've never had anything to do with them. Blokes I've never met will say g'day when you pass them, and most of the old dragons will at least look at me, but the younguns will make a conscious effort to stare at the wall or floor the entire length of the corridor.

Didn't we already have a spaghetti edition?

>>19674

I am with Aussie. A bit pricey but top quality.

>>19679

Every edition is a spaghetti edition.

>>19668

The only good thing about ADSL modem that Tesltra's offers is its limited 3G network back-up connection with unlimited data. I would go with Tesltra if this was provided, as my shitty NBN connection keeps cutting out at random times with static on the line

>>19682

Yeah, that's the type of modem I have too, I think that's what we'll all end up with, wireless connections.

NBN was a waste of money.

>>19665

Hot.

>>19667

I'm on the 25Mbps plan with TPG though I haven't checked the actual speed in many months

>>19669

My speeds are always perfect because I am with Aussie and they do not slow down during peak.

>>19676

SNOW TOWN BANK VAULT REPRESENT

Secretly a tad glad I came in just as the new thread did so I don't have to read 700 missed posts

>>19689

GO BACK AND READ THEM ALL, CUNT

>>19690

kwality posts every one of them

>>19684

>NBN was a waste of money.

It can handle a lot of traffic fairly well. I remember the free data day on Tesltra and I had difficulty using it with a slow unresponsive speeds throughout the day.

>>19686

I am with TPG and feel that I am getting my values worth.

>>19687

If you have the money it sounds like a good ISP. Can you adjust your data allowances monthly, if you go over instead of paying for expensive add on data packs?

>>19690

STOP POSTING SO FAST REEEEEEE

>>19692

>Can you adjust your data allowances monthly,

I think you have to buy a "data block" they are cheap though. With the new plans the shaping speed is 1mb instead of 256kb like most others.

>>19695

If you saw me, you'd be in a barrel right now

>>19578

These pics completely destroyed the mystery and beauty that the earlier pics conveyed. Fucking derro graffiti rats should be burnt alive.

>>19695

Just noticed the window LOL

>>19693

It's pretty much a thread a day

>>19694

That's the only downside. I do not download heaps but some months I can just keep downloading. I do not mind tracking my usage but it just seems to be a pain.

>>19699

It'll be a thread and a half today because I'm home from work and have nothing better to do than post all day

>>19594

>Has to go to a hardware store before going to a bank

Sounds mightily suspicious. Do you need a specific drill-bit/drill to get into the vault?

>>19701

That is pretty reasonable, I just remember looking at iinets packs. It seemed better value to go to an even higher pack then buying additional packs.

>>19702

He needs a new blowervac to suck up all the money

>>19695

>>19696

Do they do 'tours' of that building?

>>19700

I can't wait for the weekend. I feel less guilty about being home all day on weekends. I just know the retired boomers in the neighbourhood are thinking nasty thoughts about me all throughout the week.

>>19707

I prefer having a day off during the week. It feels sneaky, like when you'd stay home from school sick and turn out to be not so sick a few hours later.

>>19707

> Do they do 'tours' of that building?

I doubt it. Nothing to see, and the town isn't happy with the reputation.

>>19707

>tours' of that building?

It's someones house now so I dont think so.

>>19710

I'd let normies tour my house if they paid

>>19711

You'd have to rope off your cumdies

>>19712

and battlestation

>>19711

They'd have to sign a waiver to pay for damages though/

>>19713

and any rare pepes you had lying about

>>19712

roping on his cumdies was what made them

>>19712

Touching them is half the fun

>>19714

Sounds like an easy way to fix various definitely not already broken things in my home

>>19705

SydneyNEET?

Is that a video?

>>19717

Normalfags sign anything without reading. Easy monies.

>>19718

It is but I'm from SA

>>19720

I can get your barrel on a bus in half a day

>>19719

I sign everything without reading.

>tfw time is starting to feel like it's speeding up when I sit here doing nothing

>>19722

Why are you so silly?

>>19724

if we knew that we wouldn't be NEETs, would we?

>>19716

kek

>>19724

None of us have any money or lives to lose so why waste time reading?

I am still waiting for the Hot Water Service people.

>>19728

We can plead ignorance afterwards anyway because of being dumdums

>>19729

You don't have to sexualize the water service people mate

>>19730

Just show them your posts on the Gen as evidence.

>>19729

In this weather you can just turn the cold tap on and experience the same thing.

>>19733

For about twenty seconds.

>>19734

I had a cold shower this morning that was luke warm the whole time.

>>19735

I visited Coles Liquor earlier. Fight me Dan.

>>19737

Unless you have a special on the bottom of a Coles docket, Dan is demonstrably cheaper.

>>19736

Do you live outside?

>>19738

It was right next to the Coles I visited. My closest Dan is 30-ish km away.

>>19737

Cole's spirits prices are so terrible.

>>19741

You wouldn't travel 30k's for the love of your life?

>>19739

Nah, but the house is old and the water piping runs above ground around the edge of two sides of the house before entering the rooms that need it. So the pipe gets hot and stays hot.

>>19743

>love of your life

She lives in my computer, I don't have to travel anywhere.

>>19744

Some of it is also routed up into the roof from when there was a gravity-fed hot water system.

>>19742

You wanted that apostrophe after the s.

>>19740

Good work, lad. Prices on Woolies delivery are a bit high for me to consider it since I'm usually spending like $10 a week there.

>>19745

She's whoring herself out to all the other fat neckbeards mate

>>19750

I see you don't understand how a waifu works.

>>19748

>Cole's s'pirits' prices' are s'o terrible.

>>19751

I understand that other men are whispering her name in the pale screenlight as they touch their micropenises

There is no micropenis touching in Dans, just great prices

>>19752

that's' better

>>19753

>tfw eating your feelings

>>19753

You're going to Brazilian Bee-come fat

>>19753

I look forward to reviews of all those products.

>>19755

>There is no micropenis touching in Dans

Speak for yourself.

Think I may have to return to the neet life pretty soon. My hours got significantly cut after getting chewed out by my boss today. I am just a dithering retard who struggles with an entry level job and It hurts.

>>19758

>>19757

I only got one can of drink though and I already drank it.

It's hot and shit outside but I really want to go get some more soft drinks

the drink I got was an out of date pic related.

Tasted like a sour orange but i think that's what it's supposed to taste like

>>19761

a clitoris is a kind of micropenis apparently

>>19766

You can't call it a micropenis if you can't fill out a pair of cumdies.

>>19766

>tfw you like sucking micropenis'

>>19753

That ravioli looks horrible.

>>19762

the science is settled

>>19762

That's a little bit cucky mate

You need to get into the obscure background character waifu business

>>19769

apart from being 3 years out of date

>>19759

You now realise a family member stole the winning tickets while they were over at his house celebrating.

>>19764

Drink some water mate

>>19767

fill out or fill up?

>>19772

>>19769

Nah it was still in date but probably discontinued because noone wanted to buy red pasta

>>19763

age? job?

>>19738

>Dan is demonstrably

>>19763

>I am just a dithering retard who struggles with an entry level job and It hurts.

I know that feel all to well

>>19762

>tfw so cucked by emotional stuntedness that can't form attachments to characters

>>19774

The heat is the main thing stopping me from going out, I might make some iced coffee and then put that in the freezer for a bit.

>>19781

What kind of walk is that?

>>19763

>I am just a dithering retard who struggles with an entry level job and It hurts

If it makes you feel any better, when I was working there was an 80 year old lady working there that could do my job faster than I could.

Life isn't meant for people like us, fren.

>>19759

My grandparents thought they had won the lottery and told everyone but when went there we checked the ticket and they had made a mistake because they were senile and they hadn't won anything.

>>19783

The walk of a broken man

>>19763

Are you the guy who works at Coles and got yelled at for cutting the watermelon wrong?

Hey cumguzzlers

>>19753

Lychees go well with pistachios in my experiences. I'd be keen to try that ravioli though. What flavour are the Shapes, Brazilian beetroot?

>>19783

The walk of someone whose rage is trying to escape their own body because he can't price match with Dan's despite working there.

>>19786

Maybe he posts on /ausneets/.

>>19788

Hey gumcuzzler

>>19787

I thought he was gladwraping wrong.

>>19792

>tfw no gum to cuzzle

I wish I had watermelon

>>19795

Watermelon is disgusting and for niggers/

>>19788

Hello.

>>19795

are you a nigger?

want some fried chicken and malt liquor to go with your watermelon?

>>19735

High quality Dan is saved

>>19796

Nah it goes down well on a hot day. Very refreshing.

>>19796

'sup fellow racist

>>19798

Watermelon is great, especially after physical work on a summers day

>>19798

>>19796

We don't need these silly American pol memes here boys.

>>19803

you're not my real dad

>>19802

I can't stand the texture. The way it just falls apart without real substance, it's the fruit kingdom's granola bar.

>>19801

Hey pajeet

>>19804

Watermelon is commonly eaten in anime neeto, are you calling your waifu a nigger?

>>19806

Do you have autism?

>>19808

My waifu doesn't eat watermelon. Checkmate atheist.

>>19808

how do jap animators see what they're drawing through their slanty eye holes?

>>19809

Probably.

>>19811

By outsourcing it to poor people

>>19810

I bet she would though

>>19811

I used to watch Dragon Ball Z, and it was cool, and Transformers is awesome

too. But one thing I never got about anime is why do they have big eyes?

It's from Japan, that should mean small eyes.

>>19815

Even japs think japs are ugly

>>19816

Hello. I have a girlfriend. She has long orange hair which she wears with hairpins. She never removes her hairpins as they are worn in memory of her brother while her hair is worn long in honor of the promise Tatsuki once made to protect her. One of my girlfriend's more distinct characteristics is a large bust.

>>19815

>But one thing I never got about anime is why do they have big eyes?

I am guessing it is to make them look cute like why people buy animals when they are young then dump them when they are older because they no longer have their babyish looks.

>>19817

Thanks for blogging

>>19818

Except in anime you can just draw an obviously underage girl and say she's a 40 year old career woman

>>19820

Japanese is such a sound poor language… it's impossible for them to say a lot of english sounds, LET ALONE German which is much more complex soundwise.

>>19821

Why are you drinking bottled goon?

>>19821

Your decorative floor bottles are looking good.

>>19821

Very plain. I doubt I would enjoy it. Maybe when I was in primary school I would have,.

>>19825

>eating food you enjoy

pleb

>>19825

It was on special at coles for 4 bucks and I'm a cheap boong, it's not that bad

>>19820

Yep, it's make them look younger and more appealing.

>>19822

>it's impossible for them to say a lot of english sounds

They just can't say some words phonetically correct and it applies to people learning Japanese. I like to think of it when Pajeet from India ring you up to talk about solar heating, you cannot understand him that pisses you off immensely.

>>19828

Pajeet hasn't called me in a while

>>19830

she looks about 14 mate

>>19829

We got a lot of Pajeets from once buying one of those gimmicky magnetic fly screens from an online shop. I asked one day where they got my number from and he said it was from that purchase many years ago.

>>19829

Last time Curry Bum Steve called me about something, I just put the phone down without hanging up. Mummybot got upset when she noticed the phone off the hook about 3 hours later.

>>19833

Was Curry Bum Steve still on the line?

>>19833

I had an extremely short stint at a phone sales company once, and one of their reasons for hiring locals is that Australians just hang up once they hear an Indian/Filipino accent.

Which is hilarious and I hope it keeps happening.

>>19834

No, he'd gone by then.

>>19835

Kek, those companies have an extremely high turnover rate. Mummybot once worked at a place and she went out to get lunch to eat back at her desk, the ragie wagie boss told that she thought she wasn't coming back.

>>19836

I wonder how long he kept on the line for…

>>19835

A pajeet from optus called me up at 5:30am talking in broken English, told him it's too early to talk and hung up the phone. Pajeet kept calling back so I blocked the optus number.

Wanted to complain but I would have to speak to another pajeet

>>19839

Fat and old

>>19831

My apologies, she is 18 as of January 1.

>>19838

Sales companies do not give half a fuck how much you complain. A lot of pajeets just memorize their sales lines phonetically too.

>>19837

>Kek, those companies have an extremely high turnover rate

I lasted all of 1 day.

>>19839

She'd die if I lay on top of her.

>>19843

Not big enough

>>19839

Still a bit creepy mate

>>19846

Another good Dan for my collection. thank you.

>>19839

She also, conveniently, only decided to become an Australian citizen in October last year.

>>19838

>Wanted to complain but I would have to speak to another pajeet

Are you on the Do Not Call Registry? A lot of international Pajeets use international dealers that call once and once you hang up they dial the next number for the next free operator. This reason is why I have a clock alarm and turn my phone off, it's also a good system for family who know that a off phone means that I am asleep.

>>19842

>I lasted all of 1 day.

It's good you got out, they are really toxic environments.

>>19846

OC is 9/10, well appreciated overall

>>19846

You need to be careful of the thin lines in your backgrounds that gets my autism going

>>19849

>Do Not Call Registry

Totally worthless. Political cunts and religious cunts and charity cunts are exempt.

>>19789

Brazilian beef, I'm having the leftover pizza from last night atm but no doubt the beast will ask for more soon enough and then I'll be able to tell you whether they are any good.

>>19850

Yeah, I'll work on it, cheers.

His mouth looks a bit funny too but I was getting bored with trying.

>>19821

No bread so you dont dilute the tendies. good work.

Is that just normal mayo?

>>19851

>IKTF

but most Australian places do not call me anymore. If you here a long delay when answering from an unknown number, it's almost an automatic hang up for me. Most of those other places, can't you request they do not call you and they follow up that request. I used to email everyone who sending me junk mail and surprisingly even Euro Lottery from Netherlands postal address unsubscribed me from their mailing address with confirmation I kept receiving thick envelopes with their shit in there

>>19853

>His mouth looks a bit funny too but I was getting bored with trying.

Thanks, don't focus too much on little details. Most people will not pick up on those small issues unless they really scan the image and the issue does not match our expectations eyes are too far apart, face too big in areas

RED TEXT

>>19856

S E P P O

>>19856

Need to get something off your chest buddy?

>>19854

I hope it is not NEET mayo.

>>19854

That's not mayo, it's the left over goo from last night's rape session

>>19860

Those are his ticket to becoming rich off of easily fooled pajeets

>>19862

F*CKING DURGESH!

>>19861

You can taste the pain.

>>19862

You can fool pajeets as much as you like, they can't pay you.

>>19863

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/indian-meme-durgesh-catfish-disabled-dad/

>>19865

You trick the ones with med cert dispensing jobs

>>19869

That's a very homoerotic bottle neet

>>19870

I wouldn't put that one in the recycling bin…

>>19869

Please tell me that filename is correct and that is just an innocent phallic bottle full of iced coffee.

>>19872

Full of NEETfroth and recycled tendies.

>>19795

Watermelon represents the ripe breasts of white women which the negro wishes to rape, while the green color represents the money he wishes to steal. The dark bands on the melon represent the bars of a jail cell, the negro's ultimate destination.

>>19874

Do you prefer the glass or plastic bottles?

A goon bag makes a great dildo

>>19878

Really great way of getting it directly into your body

>>19879

Plus you surely can't shit yourself if you drink it like that

>>19880

I tried to find a poopoo pepe to post my reply and came across this instead

>>19882

It would be great for a family gathering when you need to talk about your job

>>19881

quality stuff.

>>19881

This makes me wanna post a poo pic

>>19887

Don't do it.

The Hot Water people are here.

>>19889

Are they hot?

>>19890

do they look bovvered?

>>19890

With the weather today I would imagine they are.

>>19892

Poor guys, I bet they wish they were at home wanking in their airconed neet lair

Big willy

>>19894

Large willy?

>>19894

I thought this was a safe space where I wouldn't have my inadequacies triggered

>tfw big stinky neet

>>19898

Have a shower

>>19896

haha little willy

>>19899

Will you join me in there?

>>19898

you know when your mummybot comments on your smell it must be next level

>>19903

it means she's into you

>>19902

I bet you're Chinese Kieth from the willy wars pasta

>dr called me to notify me that he's sent off papers for the other half of the mental health GP plan to my psych

>"okay take care of yourself, NEET"

>"You too, thank you"

I don't know why but I feel very awkward now. Like when you fuck up at the cash register and say the wrong thing

>>19906

I accidentally said good morning to the max wagie yesterday afternoon, at least you kept your spaghetti in your pocket

>>19906

Maybe the quacks sitting in his chair crying because you implied you care about him too.

Was having a gnarly wank when the fucking postman knocked at the door, had to stuff my dick back into my shorts and limp to the doot trying to hide my cock

>>19911

Is that the pepe diagnosis/medical evidence of his son's autism to get the Carers bux?

Just Did a poo fart

>>19915

Good work, nicely done.

>>19915

>>19915

nice

>>19914

It's taken four business days for two packages in metropolitan NSW to be delivered to another suburb in metropolitan NSW. Australia Post is becoming worse and worse.

>>19914

My packages get stuck in Chollora for days usually. Weeks once.

>>19918

Yeah, feels like since Amazon started up that it's falling even further short on every other type of delivery. I can order shit from Amazon and it'll be delivered to me in Adelaide 16 hours later from their Melbourne warehouse, but shit that would take maybe a day or two is starting to take three or four. It might just be because it's a China package though.

>>19919

Man, that's shit.

The new Hot Water Service has been installed and the tradies have left. I had to let one of them inside the house to turn on the hot water tap to get the air out of the pipe or whatever. I hadn't expected that. I don't think I left out anything he shouldn't have seen.

Hopefully I can have a nice hot shower before bed tonight.

>>19920

Is there anything good on Amazon? I heard it was mostly shit so far.

>>19914

They're usually fast as hell in my neck of the woods. All those cheap Chinese packages get here a full week in front of the most optimistic postage dates.

>>19920

I ordered a new official brand phone cover from Bing Lee because they price matched a sale price at Harvey Norman's and they didn't sell the cover in the colour I wanted. I received the tracking number on Friday around the close of business.

1. Monday: Australia Post finally receives the information for order

2. Tuesday: Australia Post approves the information for the order

3. Wednesday: Item picked up from sender

4. Today: the item is delivered.

>>19921

A plumber tried to steal my cumdies once

>>19925

Did he use a zip lock bag to seal in the freshness?

>>19921

> anything he shouldn't have seen

What shouldn't he have seen?

>>19927

Nothing too serious. I am just a very private person. I don't like people to know anything about me. What books I am reading, things like that.

>>19928

We'd get along well, neeto

>frosty ice coffee and timtams under the ac while playing vidya while the wagie boils away in the heat

for everything else, there's mastercard.

the timtams are ok, they taste like they should but I'm not real keen on coconut.

>>19926

He tried to stuff them down his pants so the power of my cumdies would be absorbed into his but it was too much and it killed him.

>>19931

>and it killed him

Well at least he's gone now

>>19931

>mortals

they'll never learn

>>19930

What is your recipe for iced coffee?

>drink more

>get put on meds

>DSPbux

>damage undone

Tests of a new anxiety medication on mice show it can reverse the harmful effects of heavy drinking on the brain

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-08/tandospirone-could-reverse-binge-drinking-effects-on-brain/9409246

>>19934

That bottle is a different size than i normally use, i had 4 coffees and six sugars. the bottle is 600ml i think

>>19935

Medication specifically designed for NEETs

>>19936

Instant coffee? Full cream milk?

>>19938

yes for both, I used long life because that's all i have

>>19937

shit yeah, no anxiety and reverse the damage done by dan.

I drink milk from my mummy's nipples

>>19928

Do you think you could open up to a girlfriend?

>>19941

Does she let you mix it with chocolate powder?

>>19942

I doubt it. It is too late for me now. I am too set in my ways.

>>19937

the meds i got increase the effects of alcohol

>>19943

If I've been a good boy, if I've been bad I have to drink dad's milk from his trouser snake

>>19947

I bet you're a bad boy on purpose all the time.

>>19947

If some faggot had been sucking me off as a kid, I'd have injected poison in my nutsack and offed the cunt.

>>19949

Same but with viagra.

>>19946

Is it Diazepam?

>>19949

>injected poison in my nutsack and offed the cunt.

That would be a funny way to kill yourself

>>19950

heh

Anyone ever tried putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner?

sometimes I wonder if I should try becoming a druggie

>>19953

can it handle the stress?

>>19951

>That would be a funny way to kill yourself

No, he would have sucked it all out, silly!

>>19954

You're not on the goon?

>>19953

Wouldn't it need to cycle the suction?

>>19957

goon doesn't give the good feels

>>19951

Mirtazapine (i don't take them)

>>19953

yes it doesn't do anything because circumcised

>>19960

you're obviously not taking big boi sips

>>19961

>yes it doesn't do anything because circumcised

found the boomer/jew

I used vaseline when I use the vacuum cleaner on my dick, try not to cum in it thou or you have to wash out the dust bag

>>19965

kek

>>19963

are you circumcised, Dan?

>>19967

You don't need to know he only dicks your bank balance.

>>19967

I'm sure a company that kills small businesses australia wide is definitely not jewish

>>19969

I use a leaf blower

>>19961

>because circumcised

how would that change anything?

Just got back from an interview.

Meh.

>>19971

Did you learn that off burks backyard?

>>19972

his knobs gone numb

>>19970

Murphy is an Irish name, and the current big dick executive for Woolworths and Dan's is one Brad Banducci.

>>19972

vaccuum cleaners are anti semitic

>>19975

I don't like horses

>>19978

Kosher vacuum cleaners could be a nice niche market to tap

>>19979

?

>>19981

Didn't he get women to fuck horses or something?

I want to hear what Monk is up to. I hope you cunts haven't driven him off with your bitching.

>>19983

monk fanboyish is a bit weird tbh

>>19983

>I want to hear what Monk is up to. I hope you cunts haven't driven him off with your bitching.

Sounds like someone is a bit upset

>>19985

What if Monk is Don Burke??

>>19986

I reckon he would hate nonwhites

>>19987

He would root them though.

>>19984

They're just chad orbiters. I wouldn't be surprised if monk is just a meth head with bpd who uses /aus/ and /ausneet/ for a narcissism boost as well as the closeness/distance games played by bpd people

>tfw no neet fanboys to pressure into sucking you off

>>19989

Everyone here is mentally ill and gets something out of posting here.

>>19990

Are you a gayNEET?

>>19992

Being sucked off by a man is not gay

>>19993

it's opnly gay if your balls touch or you push back

>>19995

i feel you mate

>>19995

Just pretend we're all girls

>>19973

more deets bro

>>19997

But then I might fall in love with everyone

>>19998

Desperate? That's first priority.

>>19998

No. Will never even contemplate it. Degenerate behaviour that should be punished by death.

>>20000

with numbers like yours you can gay marry us all

>>19998

Gays wouldn't want me either mate

>>20003

>gay marry

yuck

>>20005

bigot please go

>>20006

>bigot

yuck

>>19999

I stumbled during some parts mostly about company values and shit like that. Manage to recover when talking about my experiences.

My prognosis is that unless the applicants are worse than I am, I will mostly still be getting cenno for months to come

>>19994

I only pushed back by accident.

>>20010

I've got some bad news, buddy..

>>20007

What was the screech about?

>>20006

Gay marrying is gross.

Hetero marrying is gross.

The only patrician thing to do is die alone.

>>20009

Did you read the company website beforehand? It's pretty normal to get quizzed about shit they've made public.

>>20004

Gays have very low standards.

>>20009

but what's the job?

>>20013

I knew there was a reason I'm doing it

>>20015

Gays fuck like straights shake hands

>>19990

>tfw no bf

>>20014

I skimmed it beforehand

>>20016

accounts payable for a year in a hospital

>>20018

Firmly while staring into each others eyes?

>>20021

Very witty.

I was referring more to the commonality/frequency of shaking hands.

I'm severely depressed

>>20021

>tfw will never hold a persons hand while looking into their eyes

>tfw severely impressed at how depressed you are

>>20026

I do not think that's the only thing you'll be collecting down there

>tfw big pain in lower back

>>20030

Inspirational.

>>20029

no he'll collect aids

>>20030

He didn't shake hands with the Arab looking guy

>>20026

Mixing with native americans was fairly common, primarily in Canada. Like the American company HBC which was started in the 17th century ended up getting pretty close with the local tribes and helped sort their shit out so they'd stop warring. A lot of the settlers there ended up marrying into the Kree tribe.

Are there any records of voluntary copulation with aboriginals though? You'd have to be absolutely desperate to actually want to mix with them. I'm sure there were a few muh rapes but the amount of mixbloods we have has to be pretty recent. Even convicts have standards. Or maybe it was women mixing with them during colonial times (which would not surprise me given how women are now).

>>20033

Why would he shake hands with a non-drinker?

The SJW have finally infected the Urban Dictionary and deleted all offensive definitions that have been posted on 5th or 6th of Feburary

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aboriginal

>>20034

It's the race equivalent of entering a relationship with a down syndrome or other retarded mong. It's just not done.

>>20034

Here's a song about it.

>>20036

Surprised it hadn't been done sooner, surprised UD hasn't been taken down by now tbh

>>20034

>>20038

Made a nice leftypol thread

https://8ch.net/leftypol/res/2385896.html

>>20041

lol

>>20040

Not sure what that has to do with what we were talking about.

>>20039

UD has been around for a long time. I remember

Encyclopedia Dramatica was attacked for it's aboriginal article and they made it more offensive to piss them off. It has taken them too long because they are that stupid.

>>20038

holocaust levels of bullshit

>>20044

I remember when ACA or TT interviewed that boong that ED took the piss out of and knew he was gonna lose.

>>20041

Well done

>>20043

<One More Boring Night In Adelaide

since aboriginal fucking seems to be the topic of discussion

>>20046

Well UD existed at that time and had the same level of offensive material about aboriginals.

>>20045

Ted Egan is a massive lefty fuckwit.

>>20048

They (media and retards) can only focus on one thing at a time.

I'm firmly in the free speech camp. I believe defamation/libel laws shouldn't even exist.

>>20047

Redgum has some more apt songs in that general area.

>>20049

Ted's alright.

>>20036

thats some serious butthurt

>>20051

>Redgum has some more apt songs in that general area.

Well it is Thursday and approaching night time.

>>20052

it's just be twitter echo chamber retards signaling their virtue and reassuring each other they're doing something

>>20053

Yeah but you said that you posted it because "aboriginal fucking" was the topic.

That songs basically about getting pizza from anzac highway.

Now a nice /n/ to celebrate leftypol

Mummybot just called me 'obstreperous'.

>>20058

call her a cunt and smack her in the meat flaps. Show dominance.

>>20058

What were you doing? Were you misbehaving?

>>20059

I'd already done the first bit. Not too keen on the second.

>>20060

Just watching The Chase and abusing each other.

>>20062

Sexually abusing each other?

>>20063

Verbal abuse. If it were sexual, would I spend my days lamenting no gf?

>>20055

>That songs basically about getting pizza from anzac highway.

Because there is nothing else to do in Adelaide. It is <Literally

<One More Boring Night In Adelaide

since the topic of discussion in the referenced posts was aboriginal fucking nothing else of value to discuss

There has been some low quality conversation here over the last couple of hours. Some very poor posts.

>>20066

There goes another low quality post

>>20066

Can you point us to some of your Sterling silver posts?

>>20066

Little willy poofter boy

>>20068

All my posts are tarnished bronze at best.

>>20069

That's big cock homo man to you.

>>20070

Aren't you at least going to use Silvo?

>>20072

Brasso, dumbcunt. Solvol is for silver.

>>20071

tiny pecker fairy lad

>>20073

My expectations are much higher and my posts require Silvo because of how impressed I am

Someone please Kinghit me

>>20075

Fair enough. Post on, brother.

>>20076

Meet me at the park and I'll kingdick you

>>20076

I got body odour around my penis.

>>20081

>IKTF

>>20082

Do you like the smell of yours too?

https://www.meetup.com/en-AU/PerthADSG

Going to go off load my severe depression

>>20085

will be mostly composed of normalfags with le ironic depression. Went to a similar meetup in a different city and that was the case

>tfw actively depressed

>tfw actively refreshed

>>20087

Well fuck. Were there any positives to the experience?

>tfw actively blessed by Dan

>>20088

>tfw too depressed to be active

>>20088

>tfw comatose depressed

>>20087

Did you at least tell any of them to have a wank, goon or describe your depression using the word big?

>>20085

>>20085

They're all middle aged men, I might start a Dan fan club meet up. Every Saturday go to dans and drink in the parking lot near the rape dumpster

Normie heads would explode if I unloaded all of my feels onto their "depressed" selves.

>>20096

<have you tried being yourself?

>>20095

May be you can all go in for the free testers and since there will so many you can keep drinking.

>>20098

Or a rape party

>>20099

m8 that happens after the freebies when the NEETs drink too much near the dumpster as you suggested

Saw a severely obese bloke in his fourties at max. I have seen the poor bloke doing WFD at salvos before too. I heard the conversation between him and his case manager. He was very positive, friendly and polite. Was telling the girl how much he enjoyed doing garden work for his last WFD.

Made me feel bad for being such a bitter cunt.

>told myself I do something today, anything

>it's now 6:15PM and I've done nothing but stare at this board for the last 90 minutes

>>20101

Did you call him a fat cunt and point and laugh at how fat he was?

>>20101

>a severely obese bloke

*Executive sized NEET

>Was telling the girl how much he enjoyed doing garden work for his last WFD.

I would be rather than the Salvo's store shit

>>20101

I always feel sorry for other people, even people that don't feel sorry for themselves.

>>20102

Have you at least had a wank ?

>>20105

>even people that don't feel sorry for themselves.

You shouldn't for those people.

>>20106

There is something sad about a person who is too innocent to realise they should be more miserable. Obviously they are probably happier that way, but it still causes me sadness to see for some reason. I do not fully understand these feels.

>>20097

You have to learn to love yourself before you can love anyone else.

>>20108

I love goon

>>20106

Don't even have the energy to wank

Almost feel like I don't even have the energy to shower

>>20108

You can't love yourself if you never felt love and don't know what it is

>>20110

>>20111

When are we getting a group discount, Dan, you Bog Nigger?

>>20107

Someone who lacks self-awareness. A lot of these people exist. Some people tend to ignore the reality of their situation and focus themselves on other issues. I really could give no fucks if someone want to OD in the street or if someone want to finish themselves on cam. I feel like that is the society we are becoming and I do not see why I should buck the trend to give a fuck about these people.

>>20110

Sounds like you have a fever or are some sorts of sick. I would recommend plenty of bed rest and fluids water but goon if no water is available

>>20112

>Sounds like you have a fever or are some sorts of sick

I don't think so

>>20114