/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>tfw depressed

ADELAIDE

>>20429

you

5nd for lazy posts

>>20432

>iktf

This is very wasteful posting, please ensure your posts reach at least full sentence length and form coherent points that forward the intellectual direction of the thread

Good and bad feel

when your parents are getting too old to notice your late night drinking and drunk cooking

>>20438

ouiwhhruiad

post whatever you want

>>20439

Soon they'll die and you can sell their stuff for goon money

>>20439

That feel when my mother's vision is like looking out of a fishbowl smeared with vaseline (I put on her glasses sometimes) and I know I can safely have porn thumbnails on my computer screen when she's mummybotting in my room.

>>20443

Are you glad she can't see the man you've become?

>>20438

A little funposting for the first 10-20 posts of a thread gets things off to a lively, less tfw depressed start.

Been trying to do limit my drinking to 4 beers a night. That amount gets you to the sweet spot and you just want to keep drinking.

>>20443

I thought the point of the glasses was to correct the ordinary vision of the fishbowl smeared with vaseline.

>>20449

Exactly

>>20448

There's like a tier list.

>1-2 beers

Why'd I bother.

>3-4 beers

Nice buzz for an hour or two.

>5-6 beers

The gravy train is rolling and doesn't care for corners

>7+

My waistline has been promoted.

>>20448

I'm trying to limit mine to 6 beers per week.

>>20451

2 drinks quickly is a nice path to feeling a little bit more relaxed without actually approaching drunk

>>20453

Fair point. For so little a buzz, though, I'd just stick to rainy noise generators and some stretches.

>tfw managed to get through withdrawals through December/January and just immediately fell off the wagon

>>20454

What pushed you over?

Why the fuck do I have fantasies about being persecuted then going to prison unfairly?

>>20455

Alcohol really curbs self-hatred. Complete 180. Hard to beat.

Oh well, I think I've got it under control this time. Mostly.

>>20456

Franz?

>>20457

I wish it did that to me

>>20456

If I had a dime for every far-fetched fantasy I have about being a hero, dying nobly, or yeah going to prison. Probably something about wanting to be known as something other than a loser.

>>20458

dealing with centrelink is basically the trial

so yeah

>>20460

>>20460

>dying nobly

I have this a lot.

>>20456

I often have fantasies about losing a limb or being pierced fatally

It's not a sexual thing either

>>20456

>>20460

>>20463

>>20462

I've been fantasising, since I was 10 years old, about having final fantasy-style magic powers, to the point of inventing my own spells and summons in my head.

I remember when I was 6 I did a poo in the bed

>>20465

I did a shit on the trampoline

>>20464

summon gf

>>20465

I hope that wasn't your fantasy.

>>20468

Indians are allowed dreams too

I might commit neeticide

>>20470

I'm not sure if that means killing yourself or killing all of us

Or getting a job

None of those sound good

>>20471

I committed rapecide once

>>20457

Have you done things in the past that you're ashamed of?

>>20472

is auto rape where you rape yourself or where you rape a car

>>20473

It is a big hole of shame, embarrassment and failure. Shame is a big one. I belong dead.

>>20475

elaborate for us baby

>>20476

'Fraid not. That one goes with me to my NEET grave.

>>20477

well if you're ever drunk and desperate enough, you know we're here to listen mate

>>20474

It's where you rape without realising your raping

>>20479

so having normal sex in the current year

who up past bed time here

>>20481

): me

Ara~

>>20443

>>20449

Glasses refocus light to correct sight issues related to improper focusing of light in the eye (that's why there are no catarats glasses).

If someone who doesn't use glasses puts on prescription glasses and sees as if they were staring through a fishbowl smeared with vaseline, that's about how the owner of the glasses sees.

t. can't see past the draw distance of a playstation 1 game.

>>20444

No-one can see that.

>>20456

in ya blood

>>20490

BO get this shit off my screen!

>>20490

The 4chan filename.

Good morning all

>>20493

Mornin'

Quality song. I like country music because it's rock music without the "haha look at me autistically lash out, so non-conforming!".

>>20495

>fingerless gloves

You're cool.

>>20496

thanks they are the best for gaming in the winter

>>20497

Do your bollocks get cold?

>>20498

Yes, that's why he wears the footless pants.

>>20499

We call them shorts.

>>20500

Those are semi-legless pants.

>>20494

I guess, all musicians have a portion of autism though.

My dad reckons this song is about me. It's the only song he's said that about.

I've had a haircut since.

Time to go face the music and this course.

>>20501

Com esse par de semi-legless pants, ele pareçe mesmo como paneleiro

>>20503

"With that pair of semi-legless pants, he indeed seems like a kettler". Gramatical error on "parece"

What's that supposed to mean?

>>20504

Urban dictionary said paneleiro means faggot, and gave that sentence with capris substituted for semi-legless pants.: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paneleiro

>>20505

Looking more into it, you're right, but in portuguese (from portugal) dialect. The 2 are isolated enough that someone like me never heard it.

Here's a "many words and expressions meaning faggot" starter pack for you to use freely with your acquaintances, courtesy of a language with at least 5 terms for anything:

Bicha, viado, biba, boiola, baitola, soca bosta, sarita, tchola, pederata.

My favorite is "soca bosta", it means "shit-puncher".

>>20507

good morning kylie

>>20502

Good luck today mate.

>>20507

Good morning.

>>20514

Probably should have put it in your bum bum

>>20515

>>20514

Yeah just look at it, it was made for pleasing the prostate.

>>20515

Has the perfect curve for prostate stimulation too, what a waste.

>>20516

The only thing that pleases my prostate is it being left the fuck alone.

>>20495

>tfw still got the pleather pads on my DT770's

Do people realise that its his genitals inbetween those headphones?

>>20518

Look at it this way, if you give your penis all the attention you're cucking your prostate.

If you're not a cuck, you should shove things up your ass like we do.

>>20520

Yes.

I have woken up depressed

>>20523

I too am depressed.

>>20523

>>20524

I third.

>>20514

you pick cucumbers like you pick women, young, if you pick them as they age, they are full of seeds and bitter.

>>20523

One time I had a nightmare and woke up crying, I was crying because the suffering had only just begun.

>>20527

I have no neetbux so I must scream

>>20529

noice

>>20534

I would never betray you, Dan. Please forgive my sins.

>>20523

I have woken up to these impressive posts about how depressed ausneets are

>>20536

Lucky you

>>20533

>tablet

are you the OC anon? Also that figma looks amazingly well made

So neets who wants to meet at the bookstore tonight and slam some ass in the glory hole?

>>20537

>tfw little depressed

>tfw moderately impressed, refreshed and blessed

>>20539

Good eye, ye. I'll post some more later today, I've got a decent idea of what to do.

>>20540

My bookstore doesn't even have a gloryhole

>>20544

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

>>20544

They didn't teach you how to make glory holes in boy scouts?

reasons to live?

>>20547

Suffering is a good reason.

waging sux

>>20545

I'll stick my dick in the classics section next time, might catch myself an intellectual gf

>>20553

>might catch myself an intellectual gf

Don't get lost in the fiction section

>>20554

Wow rude

>>20551

I am certain I have already won it. There are neets heavier than me but I am short so I look the most nurgle.

>>20556

You need to be fused/fuzzed to the chair. I think there will also be other criteria like biggest meal consumed, number of piss bottles in room and other criteria to differentiate the competitors

>>20556

How short?

I wonder who is the biggest (kek) manlet in the gen

>>20556

How much do you weigh?

>>20555

you said classics, you never said if it was fiction or non-fiction classics.

>>20547

Your waifu.

>>20529

If you mail them to me, I'll mail them back used.

>>20561

It's going to be expensive to mail them to Brazil

>>20562

I think the cost-to-filth ratio will make the price more than worthwhile.

>>20559

between 119-122kg

>>20558

174cm

>>20560

Ah, I assumed you were making a joke about how me finding a gf is a work of fiction

Also I'm pretty sure they just group those together at my local book store. The place is mainly full of YAshit and woman tier books.

>>20564

shit you're slightly taller than me

>>20564

So you've lost. We already established I was 5'6 / 127kg a couple of weeks ago.

>>20569

You still have many months to bulk up, there is no need to get upset

>>20568

I do remember wishing I had a Natasha Rostov gf when I read that book

>tfw bmi of 40.3

>>20576

Do you see a GP regularly? What health problems do you have?

>>20572

He's probably wearing them now.

>>20576

I used to have a BMI of 42.3

>>20558

Im 166cm

>>20580

I hope the view is nice down there buddy

>>20577

I see a gp once or twice a year.

None over than being fat. Blood pressure is fine, no beetus etc

>>20570

Pretty narrow-set, yeah.

>>20572

They only smelled like long-distance postage and shame.

>>20582

> no beetus

>>20585

The only thing collapsing these days is the economy.

>>20582

Give it time.

>>20586

and neetking after a hard night drinking

>>20589

>tfw not even big girls want big bois

>>20589

Shipping included?

>>20589

Spoiler nude images please.

>>20591

>big girls

*big cuties

>>20592

kek

>>20594

>tfw find big girls cute

>>20595

Most gays into fat guys want to fuck them not suck them off.

>>20595

It's not gay if you suck either, it's just a man putting his genitals in another man's mouth, nothing sexual about it.

>>20591

probably because it's psychically impossible to have sex

>>20598

You mean physically?

>>20599

Mind you it is probably mentally impossible to fuck some fat people.

>>20598

Give me a detailed explanation on Dutch reproduction. Now.

>>20598

I've got like 5" of usable dick though

>>20602

Is it thicc? Girth is all that matters.

>>20603

n-no, that's gay

>>20604

5" maybe a little over girth

>>20605

Is your dick some sort of cube?

>>20606

I believe 'chode' is the term for a dick as long as it is wide.

>>20604

5" usable there's some under the fat still

>>20607

I will never post my dick here.

>>20608

Thanks for your ever-enlightening expertise in penises, neet-shi.

>>20609

A great man once told me never say never.

please stop talking about penises

>>20611

Please only call them cum guns.

>>20612

bretty good name

I did another hour or so in the garden. Pruned back another big tree along the fence.

Time to brave the sun and go buy some tendies.

>>20615

Good work, surprised you haven't finished that garden by now.

>>20617

The garden is huge and has been neglected for years. I am only a few more sessions away from finishing now.

>>20617

Good luck on your tendies quest.

>>20618

>only a few more sessions away from finishing now

then what will you do?

>>20620

Then I will get the handyman in to possumproof my shed so I can set up my home gym and then exercise will take over from my garden clean up activities.

There will still be things to do in the garden too. I have got my potato plants and cucumber to look after. I am looking at growing more veggies once summer is over. Going to put in some broad beans, broccoli and cabbages.

>>20621

How exactly does the shed need to be possum proofed?

>getting paid monthly

such is the life of a search engine rater wagecuck. i don't even get full hours

>>20622

There is a gap between the top of the walls and the roof which needs to be sealed.

>>20625

how to do prove hours?

>>20627

>how to do prove hours?

the portal which I do my work automatically records how much time I spent doing the work. since i'm paid hourly anyways and they want a set amount of tasks per hour, I only really work 10 minutes for every hour I supposedly work and they can't prove shit

>>20623

It seems a bit sad to fall .21 of an hour off of 100 hours

Also I thought being paid monthly was more of a full time job thing

>>20630

they pay monthly because they pay in USD, so they have to eat up some of the costs involved with transferring the money from their foreign bank to mine. if they pay more frequently it leads to more processing costs

>>20630

Not a bad return for 100 minutes work (if the 10 mins per hour thing is correct) though.

>>20631

That makes a fair bit of sense. I guess it just means you need to budget a bit better.

>>20632

I'd get fired right away if I tried that at work, ah well

Sorry I'm late guys, I overslept

>>20634

See the council out the back of joondalup dans after class neet

>>20636

I do sometimes when it's cheap

I like my tuna more though

>>20632

i basically work in two related projects. one is that i can do the required 1 hour work by 10 minutes, other one i can do by 40 minutes. since I qualified for the 10 minute project one, i have exclusively been working on that since its less effort involved. will continue doing that up until tasks run out and i am forced back to the other project

only way I can really get away with it is because I work unsupervised at home

>>20636

Nah I only buy canned tuna.

>>20636

>>20641

Just eat canned fish instead.

Healthier, tastier.

>>20641

Revolting.

>>20641

this one is just disgusting. why the fuck would someone can a whole fucking chicken?

>>20645

'cause they can.

>>20643

>tastier

lol no.

>>20642

tuna is a staple of the poorfag neet diet

>>20645

are you meant to give it a shower before you cook it or what?

>>20636

Just the thought of it makes me feel ill.

>>20649

just realised it's already cooked

>>20648

and dirty japs

>>20650

Why?

>>20653

Seems unnatural somehow.

>>20648

Canned shredded chicken is the same price and chicken tastes nicer than tuna.

>>20654

Just like canned tuna?

Best canned Tuna is Sirena, bit more expensive but it's nice and chunky, add a bit of pepper, salt and some tobasco and you've got yourself a fine afternoon NEET treat.

>>20655

I'm not super keen on chicken so i disagree, but I respect your opinion

>>20658

Fair enough, I can't stand the taste of tuna myself.

I hate tuna. Tastes metallic to me. Like eating something rusty.

>>20660

You're supposed to take it out of the can mate

>>20661

I don't believe in waste. You have to eat it all.

>>20662

Don't be like that, you should believe in yourself

Should I go back to Uni or not?

>halfway through and a year behind

>studying accounting

Back from that intro thing, went ok I think.

I'll get an email in the next few days saying whether or not they've accepted me to do the course.

>>20509

He just knows me well. It wasn't an insult.

>>20664

Yes you should. But seek counselling first and implement a strategy for avoiding making the same mistakes again.

>>20514

Better luck next time mate, the hot weather we've had didn't help.

>clean room once a fortnight every fortnight

>by the end of the second week it's still the dustiest room in the fucking house

I just moved my computer screen to try get comfy playing games but I couldn't and now there's dust all across my fucking desk and fucking cobwebs blowing around.

>>20664

Not to discourage you mate but the accounting market is fucked. I hope you have good grades, several ECs, some internships and some modicum of social skills by the time you graduate, otherwise you're fucked

t. someone who graduated accounting on Dec 2016 and still hasn't found an accounting role

>>20544

Just put it in the book return slot

>>20665

Good luck mate.

>>20669

This is one area girls have an advantage in. Plenty of dumbass bitches working in accounts departments at every company. Just show up in a skirt and suck off the interview panel.

>>20664

who's payin' ;)

>>20672

>This is one area girls have an advantage in.

One area? they literally all have advantages unless it's a tradie or a labour position. Some financial dominatrix or some roastie selling used used panties etc. are making comfortable amount of money doing basically nothing

>>20674

i was trying not to be too racist against vaginaowners

>>20670

It's not a library you brainlet

>>20676

There is no need to be rude. Not everyone is as familiar with the workings of adult book stores as yourself.

>>20678

aka your latest Grindr hook-up

>>20641

That's just geletin, man. Preserves the chicken. You give it a quick wash in the sink and it's as good as any other chicken.

>>20672

>This is one area girls have an advantage in

Women earn more for less work and effort, yet they will never stop asking for more and by the looks of it cucks will never stop giving them more.

The correct way to say it would be "this is one area in a million billion".

>>20636

I take a bunch with me when I go camping, use them to cook real meals in the middle of fuckoff nowhere. an absolute godsend.

but there is way I'd ever eat them on their own

>>20682

>camping

where do you go?

>tfw severely depressed

>>20668

>and fucking cobwebs blowing around.

After two weeks?

>tfw severely impressed

I think something has died in my ceiling or in the wall. It really smells in here for no obvious reason.

>tfw moderately blessed and refreshed

>>20687

Get a fragrance spray and open a window

>>20687

>no obvious reason

You sure?

>>20690

Yes

>>20691

When's the last time you showered?

Do you clean off your cum or do you leave it fermenting on the floor or whatever?

Do you leave windows open?

>>20553

I'll be putting mine in the YA section

>>20691

Have you got possums or birds in your roof?

>>20692

>Do you clean off your cum or do you leave it fermenting on the floor or whatever?

Why are you unaware of cumdies?

>>20693

You might not like the creepy old man that wants to have a read of your inscriptions

>>20695

R A R E

>>20694

I do not know what is in my roof. I think I heard something crawling across the ceiling a couple of weeks ago.

>>20694

I'm not, I'm simply asking basic questions.

I'm wearing cumdies right now.

Cumdies are a major source of smell, mine personally have a very strong salty/fatty stench.

Report to Cenno, checked

Have something to eat, checked

-

Lads I'm off to the library then to Dan's for my weekend bender. TGIF

>>20697

Birds once went into our roof, their eggs hatched and it died in the sweltering heat. Took a week or two for the smell to disappear.

>>20698

>I'm not, I'm simply asking basic questions.

All cum should go directly into the cumdies.

>mine personally have a very strong salty/fatty stench.

Have another wank

>>20695

that's a cute pepe CUTE

>>20697

>>20683

the local dan, or just the far end of my uncles land if I don't feel like walking that far

I don't really give a shit about camping as a hobby, it's just an excuse to isolate myself for a few days

>>20699

Good day

>>20704

>the local dan

Dan will get his iron bar out if you try to camp in the craft beer aisle.

>>20704

>>20708

oh fuck me

he's in my fucking head

>>20687

It's probably just your passion for life

>>20693

That's how you catch yourself a tumblr gf

>>20714

thats a racoon

>>20715

You have no proof

>>20712

No that died years ago. This is new.

>>20717

>kind of

Mate it's extremely hot

>>20716

Does she mean Daddy literally?

>>20721

>she

>>20721

She obviously means Donald

>>20717

>>20720

Can you show us any of your carvings?

>>20721

I am guessing so.

>>20724

I'm not a woman so cutting myself isn't hot

>>20725

What's the attraction then? Did daddy fuck you and you loved it?

>>20726

No idea mate. Might be about the pain or might be just a degenerate attraction to trainwrecks

>>20727

>just a degenerate attraction to trainwrecks

Are you NEET who visited that prostitute? If not, do you have desires to visit prostitutes who have handles to grab onto?

>>20728

No and I don't like prostitutes. Honestly I wouldn't even want to be with a woman with those kind of tendencies, it's just hot to see pictures on the internet. A bit like looking at explosions from a distance is cool, but wanking within the blast radius would fuck your life.

the depression just kicked in

>the blessing just kicked in

>>20730

well kick it out again

That cunt next door is yelling at her son again. She says fuck every sentence. full on screaming and insulting him. The poor little guy is still in Primary School.

Very upsetting to witness.

>>20735

In my experience these women just need a good dicking and that'll straight them out.

By experience I mean I saw it on my doujins.

>>20735

Such is the circle of bogan life

>>20738

this

>>20739

>>20738

There is no evidence, and I doubt they would do anything just because a parent yells. You have to be physical or starve them and shit like that.

>>20740

Honestly it would be a bit ridiculous to have kids taken away because the mother swore at them a few times

>>20741

The foster care system is abused by carers to such an absurd extent that they're pretty loathe to take kids away.

>>20742

Yeah most of the foster kids I've known didn't exactly turn out amazing.

>>20740

I grew up with a psychotic mummybot because who would yell at me morning before school and sometimes in the afternoon. She was under immense stress from constantly working, she later on apologised for her actions but at the time it was not acceptable. I just use to zone out at school after it happen because you felt dead inside that no cares.

It's verbal type of abuse, the frequency of the incidents and the number of reports not mummy having a rant one afternoon, its ongoing would be a motivating factor for a department to act. If the mother has been diagnosed with a mental disorder hammering in the middle of the night that could also be a significant factor. Here is a website on more information:

https://aifs.gov.au/cfca/publications/emotional-abuse-hidden-form-maltreatment

>>20742

>>20743

It's better than keeping some children and young people with their parents who are absolute train wrecks. There was a policy of keeping families together and the stories were horrific of how many times and incidents it took for DHS to act: close to kids undertaking several suicide attempts and if they survived. Foster care should be a last resort, as some people have no capacity to take care of kinds other than to collect their bux.

>tfw loser

>>20746

Look at it this way, when aliens come conquer the earth they'll negotiate with us, the neets.

Because they'll be looking at us from space and see all the wagies hammering daily just so we can sit back and relax.

>>20745

>It's better than keeping some children and young people with their parents who are absolute train wrecks.

Yeah it just sucks that the gap between bad upbringing and disastrous trainwreck can't really be fixed. Everyone deserves the right to at least start life with a shot at being functional.

>>20745

Now I'm thinking about my own childhood and how my parents destroyed me and made me what I am today.

I am feeling tempted to tell this bogan bitch what a bad parent she is. Last time I suggested it you all told me it was a bad idea, but I just feel wrong standing by and not saying anything.

>>20750

Well, do you have a self preservation instinct?

Because this can only go wrong for you, and the chances you help the kid are small.

Heros die.

>>20750

Do it, stand up for what is right

>>20752

She might become an even worse neighbour as revenge. The night-time hammering might start up again.

>parents friend couldn't pull through with getting them pot

>this weekend is now another dedicated "dad has a fit over anything" screaming weekend

>>20750

What exactly do you think that is going to accomplish? She is not going to say oh yeah good point neighbor, I really am a piece of shit, people don't listen to wake up calls like they do in the movies. She will just call you a dog cunt and make your life worse every chance she gets.

>>20754

You need to get out of that house mate.

>>20756

And I want to eat an entire tub of ice cream. But I won't because it will make life worse and won't actually feel that good anyway

>>20748

>Everyone deserves the right to at least start life with a shot at being functional.

Yes! I am not entirely blaming the DHS and other government agencies, even though they do fuck up. Sometimes parents are very very fucked up, I know of a story where there were signs of sexual abuse against a child, believed to be caused by a older sibling and an adult. The parents were catching on that the school was finding out and moved the whole family to another state. The school tried to contact the appropriate state department, but it just makes the case harder especially when the victims in question were beginning to open up.

>>20749

Try to see the positive sides, otherwise you will be stuck in the negatives. I see that the experience made me a more patient and at times understanding person.

>>20750

==REPORT HER== You can make a difference and it begins the progress of them to investigate it. The more incidents reported means a higher priority for them to investigate. If she finds out it you, she may begin to hammer again at night and wake you up.

>>20754

Is he a daily cone smoker?

>>20750

Do it. It will ramp up things from passive contempt to full on hostility. There is no wrath like a bogan woman scorned. Think today tonight and aca stories of horrible neighbors.

I'm glad my neighbors are the nice kind of bogans

>>20760

I strongly recommend against this, they are already fucked and it will make them worse.

>>20744

Because unlike us, they just blow their dolebux.

>>20752

Maybe she'll start telling neeto what he's doing wrong in his life. We all need someone sticking their nose into our business because that is "what is right."

>>20756

Do what makes you feel good. Fuck the kid and the repercussions he will have to face.

>>20766

I wish all those people die

>>20767

They are not going to carry the kid away because one, two or three made a report. If the house in a disgusting state and she cannot control herself during the interview, with reports of the kid being neglected at school then he should be removed. normal people do not begin hammering in the middle of night

>>20767

I don't see how me insulting the mother for being an abusive mother would harm the child any more than he would be harmed anyway.

>>20769

Where do you think she redirects her anger? Think about it a bit

>>20770

I think it would be a good opportunity for the NEET to make videos about his crack head neighbor.

>>20769

Upsetting a crackhead single mother isn't going to make the kids life worse?

>>20770

Wouldn't she be less likely to yell and abuse him if she knows the whole neighbourhood can hear her? Right now she probably doesn't realise that everyone else is listening.

>>20772

I would guess it would remain about the same. It is a strange line of thinking, that we should tiptoe around bad and abusive parents because saying something might make them even worse. That does not solve any problems for anyone.

>>20757

Can't unless I get a job or DSP.

>>20759

>Is he a daily cone smoker?

Since he was 19.

>>20773

She probably does realize and telling her is not going to solve any problems either.

Just file a noise complaint or something

>>20773

>abusive parents

What is good parenting?

All the kids that I know that had "good parents" turned into fucksticks who think the world owes them something.

Most kids deserve a hiding and a good yelling at.

>>20776

You are either trolling or a child who was abused yourself and hate yourself enough to think you deserved it or that it didn't hurt you.

>>20777

Taught me reverence for my elders.

>>20774

>Since he was 19.

It's going to cause more psychological problems. Heavy users are affected it by more over time than the occasional weekend smoker.

>>20776

>Most kids deserve a hiding and a good yelling at.

Abuse is constant and ongoing. It's not a single rant where a mother explodes and disciplines their children. There has been several incident the NEET has reported of this mother and she sounds mental hammering in the middle of the night

>>20778

>Taught me reverence for my elders.

Next you are going to explain your logic of how sexual abuse is beneficial for those under the age of consent. It just makes them better you'll quip

>>20775

>Just file a noise complaint or something

No I am just going to stay away from he whole situation. unless she starts hammering in the middle of the night again or something like that.

There is nothing positive I can accomplish by trying to do something right now.

>>20778

It just made me a sadomasochist.

>>20781

Are you the guy who sliced up his feet?

>>20782

You got me there.

>>20779

>sexual abuse

The cock that's raping me isn't the hand that's feeding me.

They're not the same, that's a shit analogy.

>>20784

What if you get raped by the hand of the cock that's feeding you?

>>20778

>Taught me reverence for my elders.

Man, I always seem to forget that respect is beaten and yelled into you at a young age and not earned.

>>20788

I'd say it would be more common to have a single mother who means well but doesn't discipline good enough in a place like this. Bogan tier parents lead to becoming a parent at 17 or a major druggo, both of which direct you away from spending your days on an autistic imageboard talking about penises and not working

>>20788

I had bad parents. I hate how guilty I feel for resenting them as much as I do. You just can't win.

>>20784

>They're not the same, that's a shit analogy.

How are they different, you are equating a type of abuse to making someone better for enduring the abuse. Most abusers are known to the family.

>>20787

Respect isn't reverence.

>tfw the tendies are taking their time in the oven

I jsut want my big boy lunch

>>20793

>lunch

Going for the slow cook, I see.

>>20794

It's still before 3pm so it counts

>>20791

Disciplinary action isn't abuse.

>>20797

That's not the common view now

>>20795

They are different.

You don't respect God, you revere God.

It's like the love you show your pet, it loves you in part because you keep it alive but it also fears you as you are the discipliner.

>>20798

That's why the world's gone soft.

>>20800

My cat doesn't fear me at all

>>20797

Depends what type of disciplinary action, abuse can be mental and emotional. If it is ongoing and continuous, it is abuse.

Punishment is not an effective motivator. Max hasn't done shit all for anyone.

>>20801

That is your fault.

>>20803

I think you are being intentionally troublesome and provocative this afternoon. Are you having a bad day?

>>20803

Noted

I will yell at it for being a retarded cunt a few times a day so it learns its place.

>>20800

>They are different.

You are wrong.

>>20802

>If it is ongoing and continuous

It is abuse if it is irrational. My Dad used to flip out at me continuously but that is because I didn't change my bad behaviour.

>>20805

If that doesn't work make a cat barbecue, they taste like chicken.

>>20808

I'll trust your experience on that one m8

>>20807

He should have changed tactics when he saw his approach wasn't working.

>>20810

Like what?

>>20809

By the way spiders taste like crab and the wings of cockroaches are sweet.

>>20812

Lovely.

>>20811

I don't know enough about the specifics of the situation to say.

>>20815

nice filesize brainlet

>talk to boomer on the phone about a job

>sounds super keen

>send over my application

>no reply

reee

>>20817

You need to put more lies on your application.

The tendies were not that great

>>20820

They never are.

>>20820

This post should be made into a banner

>>20824

Do you get hard?

>>20825

It depends on the type of client he is serving

>But in a “cold-blooded and calculated plan”, the martial arts expert remained undeterred in his bid to kill the 46-year-old so he could claim a share of the $2.5 million worth of insurance he had taken out on his father’s life.

>Martin was jailed on Friday for at least 27 years and nine months for murdering Michael Anthony Martin with a samurai sword

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/son-jailed-for-coldblooded-and-calculated-plan-to-kill-father-before-samurai-sword-murder/news-story/eada514ab0ccabd0e6c3207b28bd2acb

>>20827

>Didn't even manage to pull it off

>>20827

*teleports behind dad*

*unsheathes katana*

>>20828

>>20829

Listen to the video, he is really a dumb fuck. They ask, if you hated your dad so much, why do you feel so sad?

>>20827

The father was an abusive druggie who was a shit Dad. Not that it makes murdering him acceptable.

>>20831

I understand but I wouldn't get an insurance claim for him under my name if I wanted to kill him. That is one of the main questions ever murder like that will investigate.

>>20832

It is astoundingly dumb. You see it all the time in these murder cases too.

>>20833

People who commit murder aren't prone to being particularly sane

The guy was

>tfw depressed

According to the judge

>>20835

That's what happens when your father is an abusive druggie. You are never free of it.

>>20836

It's sad he never posted these feels here

>tfw depressed

>tfw used a samurai sword on father

>>20837

he would have returned his sword after we bullied him for being a weeb, thus averting the disaster

>>20838

You are very talented.

>>20839

What was his favorite anime I wonder?

>>20842

Surely it has to be Eva

>>20840

No problems, bruv.

Honestly, mostly a painter, but I don't mind quickly drawing these up for kicks.

>>20838

>tfw I didn't know the Nurgle 2017 winner

Good OC again

>>20838

that's great

how did he lose all that weight?

>>20844

don't stop

>>20845

He lost all that weight but he's still fuzzed to that chair.

>>20846

He accidentally kicked all the goon to the other side of the room and couldn't roll himself over.

My thoughts have turned to dwelling on how much I hate my parents. I feel bad for having so much hate.

>>20849

I graduated to just hating myself

>>20850

I do that too, but I can't let the parent hate go.

>>20849

>>20851

Negative emotions are like fire, let them burn wild, or they'll last forever like a candle.

Not hating someone you have a reason to hate is just stupid though.

>>20852

Candles give you light so you can get to the shitter when the power is out, wild fires burn down towns and kill hundreds

>>20853

Well, do you want to be remembered or do you not?

>>20854

Not really

cum pudding

>>20857

Few years, on and off? Plateau'd a couple years ago, though.

And cheers, I'll keep that in mind. I don't actually know a damn thing about animation, I'm just fucking around.

>>20858

You do very good work mate.

>>20859

Thanks, bruv. Nice to use it for something.