/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Dangling testies

I took doggo for a walk this morning then put some liquid fertiliser on the potato plants and cucumber vine. Then I pruned another tree in the backyard. The pile of green waste is getting ridiculously big. I have to chuck stuff up on to the top now and hope it sticks.

The neighbour lady came out and ambushed me by the fence as I was working on the tree and we chatted for ten minutes or so. It wasn't too bad but I wish people would leave me alone.

I am going to take tomorrow off I think. No walk and no garden work. I need to let my body recover.

>>21182

Bought a bag of hash browns yesterday for $3. 15 Hash Browns for $3. No idea how they make a profit on this shit.

>>21186

I can't believe that there's none that shows up on Paheal or anything.

>>21189

I think you should let the cucumber vine die if the fruit bit is over for this year, then try again next year.

Did you talk about gardening with her?

>>21187

Those rosti style ones are shit. Almost as bad as hash browns. Yuck. Potato pancakes are garbage too. Anything with grated potato is garbage. Fucking Germans love that shit for some reason. A potato fritter/potato cake/potato scallop with a single piece of thinly cut potato covered in batter is pretty good.

Think I'm going to stop drinking.

>>21190

>there's none that shows up

racist tbh, we need cultural inclusion in all forms of media

>>21193

You will die of thirst in under a week. It is seriously dangerous.

>>21191

There are lots more little cucumbers and flowers on the cucumber vine. If that leaf-rot doesn't spread too fast I should get some more cucumbers.

I talked a bit about the garden with the neighbour but she isn't really into it. I just told her what I was doing. Her only interest in it is that things are tidy and won't make much work for her on her side of the fence.

>>21195

Then I shall die.

>>21197

Nah, it has been bugging me for a long time. I just don't like the way I get when I drink and feel like I acted like a tosser the next morning. Feel like a completely different person when I'm drunk.

>>21193

Welcome to binge eating.

>>21200

Yeah stuffed zucchini flowers are an Italian delicacy. They eat them on The Sopranos. Cucumber flowers are too small to do much with.

I hate the inside of hash browns or rostis. That starchy yuck white inside. Awful.

>>21201

I don't know about you, but I normally only binge-eat when I get wasted.

I mean I'm not the guy you're replying to, so that's going to keep happening.

>>21202

>That starchy yuck white

I dont think they've been washed properly then.

After grating the potato you're supposed to rinse it til the water has no colour in it which means all the starch is washed out of it.

I was having an erotic fantasy this morning while laying in bed about sucking off cheesecake. Suddnely, my groin started to hurt. I had a grope and one of my balls were missing. It came back down when I stood up and the pain went away. What's for breakfast, neets?

>>21206

Cheesecake.

>>21205

Yeah looks pretty good. I saw some seeds for sale on ebay when I was looking yesterday.

>>21207

>>21206

Don't bully cheesey

>>21209

I'm not, I really did.

The weather is shit, it's humid and I dont think it's going to rain.

>>21212

take it back and get a refund

>>21213

That still doesn't account for the time I've wasted on it.

Unacceptable, I'm only going to give it one star on google reviews.

what day is it

>>21216

Oh shit, that's fantastic.

>>21216

Absolutely brilliant.

>>21215

Saturday

>>21215

That magical time of the week where day-drinking is expected, the roads are deserted and shopping is a horrible idea unless you like getting accosted by human spam selling charity foundation pamphlets.

>tfw went on the old board gen accidentally and was wondering why it was so dead

>>21221

It's a fair bit more active than I thought it would be

>>21221

are they still on "not dead yet" edition?

>>21221

NEETgen is pretty quiet this morning, too.

>>21216

That's perfect, fantastic.

>tfw depressed

>>21224

The weekends are often quiet.

>tfw impressed

>tfw blessed

>tfw refreshed

>tfw not quite dressed

>tfw tfw

>>21230

>>21229

>>21228

By what?

>>21227

I guess they have better things to do.

>tfw that feel whening

>>21233

jizzing on your chest in front of a fan

>>21233

<impressed its a new day

<blessed that Dan is open today and I have booze

<refreshed it's a new day

>>21237

The risk of having your dick amputated makes it more erotic

>>21236

I'd never noticed this before but that wojak has two elbows.

>>21240

That's why he's alone

>>21240

>tfw hideously broken arm and too anxious to bother ER about it

>>21240

>IKTF

>>21243

we all know that feel

>>21245

we make a good team, neet

>>21245

Upon reflection I do not like to discriminate against the executive sized members of the Gen. This image needs to be changed.

>>21248

>CHEESE AND ONION CHIPPIES

Which brand my NEET?

>>21248

bad neet, eat your vegies and then you can have your cheesey chippies

>>21249

Smiths.

>>21250

I DON'T WANT VEGGIES I WANT CHIPPIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21245 (fuck you)

>fake (you)'s

>>21252

If you mix a fake (you) and a real (you) together they both become real. It's basic science neet.

>>21253 (you)

Which one is more valuable?

>>21245

Fake (you)'s can be devastating to a NEETs mental health, please refrain from this in the future and be more considerate.

>>21255

In many ways the "fake" one is more valuable because some kind hearted neet put time and effort into typing it out. The real one is just a computer program heartlessly doing what it does for every neet that walks past.

>>21256 (me)

(us)

>>21262

(be) (just) (we)

Going to go say hello to my nan.

The weather is so shit.

>>21264

Give her a (you) from us

>>21265

I'll give her a fake one.

>>21256

Fake (you)s put me into the psych ward for 18 months. I am still not allowed to wipe my own bum.

>>21266

These are superb.

>>21266

Another great one. Very good work.

I just had some hashbrowns I got from woolies, cooked them in the oven till they were crispy and golden brown. They were kinda average compared to deep fried ones from maccas tbh

>>21274

Frozen chips done in the oven go better than frozen hash browns I reckon.

>tfw gen dies

>>21274

You did what you could.

I honestly just nuke them in the microwave them throw them in the oven for a couple of minutes to get them to harden the fuck up. They're not worth much more effort than that.

>>21276

<?

>>21278

>tfw you post that the gen is dead but it turns out your browser just stopped loading posts for some reason

>>21279

>IKTF

Rectal fracture.

>>21281

Tapped potential

Penile enema.

Bigger testicles

/b/

>>>/ausneets/

Hemorrhoid clamp.

Soothing lotion

Aggravating lotion.

Dr Pajeet

another day, another gen

>>21291

>USD

What.

>>21293

He's the e-wagie

>>21291

Very nice.

>>20838

>tfw can't compete with this level of artistic skill

>>21293

this >>21294

>>21291

THis is from the 'search box evaluation' thingo? I did some (very little) research of the companies you mentioned and was on the Appen site, was looking how to apply. I'd really like to know more on how you went about applying for the job and if you had prior experience?

>>21163

>Also, is it a good game?

It is, though the areas are quite large and can be confusing as to where you are because there's a lot of fucking sand everywhere.

>>21298

No prior experience but the specific role I applied for needed a bachelor's for some reason. The process is just:

>apply

>then if you pass screening: you will be sent materials to prepare for your qualification exam for your particular exam

>pass the exam (aim for at least 75%-80%)

>expect your first payment between 1-2 months

>maintain metrics so you don't get kick out

>>21300

>I applied for needed a bachelor's for some reason.

Do you have a degree, if so what is it in?

>your qualification exam for your particular exam

What aspects where you tested on?

>>21204

That's probably why all my attempts at homemade hashies turn out shit, I never rinse the grated tater.

>>21301

>Do you have a degree, if so what is it in?

accounting but generally for this shit as long as you do any, they don't really care

>What aspects where you tested on?

You have to rate stuff using their set guidelines which would depend on what your work will be about.

Depending on your role it can be about mapping, search engine relevance, social media, ads etc.

>>21303

Thanks for clarification.

>>21303

>as long as you do any

NEET 4 Lyfe

>>21304

No problemo

If you're thinking of applying for Appen, I recommend

>social media evaluator

>if you need more and set hours like an actual job

>since there is an expectation that there would be at least 5 - 20 hours per week worth of work

>crowdsourcing

>if you would like to treat this as less of a "job" and more like a occasional supplement so like a survey site

>>21305

a gentle benis as fitting his demeanor and build that's quick to pre-cum and is marked with light veins set against the pale shaft, donned with a pronounced head encased in a foreskin that remains part way over the head when hard unless very hard when it furls downward to reveal the proud, pulsing head.

>>21311

Another absolute gem mate. Keep it up.

>>21311

Perfect for those replies

>>21313

>>21312

Easy as, cheers. Keep on and all.

Becoming a bit of a habit at this point.

>>21316

Hang in there lad.

>>21316

kek i like how he just floats into the distance without much resistance

>>21311

with all the cool OC you provide, it's a pleasure.

>>21311

These pics are the best oc i've seen from any board.

Fuck it's good.

>>21319

Are you making the new one into a banner too?

>>21311

I used to think I was good at drawing until I looked at some of the stuff I did a few years back that I was so proud of. It's absolute garbage.

>>21320

We are truly blessed. Such talented NEETs amongst us.

>>21323

>tfw blessed

>>21323

>tfw impressed

>>21322

Ah, man, we all start off with stick figures and think they're rad. Don't beat yourself up over it.

>>21321

thinking about it but it's a bit harder to crop cause it's a profile pic and square format. not much space to work with. expect something a bit more abstract

>>21327

May be you can extend the background and hide Dan in there different places

>>21327

S'alright, man, you don't gotta. I'm sure I'll come out with more in the future that make for sane banners. Two you made were great already.

twitching penile residue

moistened cumdies glisten

fragrant colon overtures

posts lovely response

globular rectal expenditure

leaky swollen testy

I am not creative enough to think of anything to write.

lacking creative writing

>>21336

Adjective Unpleasant Noun Verb

>>21338

I only know what one of those words means.

>>21340

That's probably the most important word

>>21341

I only use verbs when I write too.

>>21342

I only use unpleasant words.

>>21344

you know, those two lardbeasts sell themselves as nice people who've just had it rough, but they're actually massive cunts and they send their equally cuntish fans to harass people all the time. Vile women inside and out.

>>21345

Didn't she have a web cam show with her partner, who abused the daughter who eventually left or am I thinking about another executive sized couple?

>>21311

Do you have a blog or something fren

>>21346

How doesnt the fat cover their vagina

oh god, its worse than i thought

>>21345

One on the right has been dead for a while.

>>21348

I'd rather just keep it all anonymous and NEET-sphere, y'know?

>>21351

>One on the right has been dead for a while.

Heart attack?

>>21352

Yeah. How'd you guess.

did that NEET end up getting his Ps?

>>21353

It makes the heart work a little too hard when needing to pump additional circulation around the forehead?

I kind of feel sorry about my last statement about its death, i not really certain why

>>21357

I will worry about any executive sized NEET when their forehead grows like this

>>21344

big big boi wojacks forehead isn't like that

>>21360

Such power, man was not meant for this ability.

>>21363

oooohhh that's nice

>>21363

Bloody hell, nicely done mate.

>>21363

Excellent work

>>21358

Big boi wojak does not show the true power that executive size provides

>>21368

He should have an accompanied big boi meal

>>21365

>>21364

>>21367

thanks. do you fellas see the fast version alright? I like it the most but I made the slow one just in case the text goes by too fast.

>>21370

Fast version works brilliantly. No issues as far as I can see, you get a good half second to read it.

>>21363

You made them really good, I couldn't work out what you meant by more abstract

they're great

Why is everyone on whirlpool always so angry? Every time I end up there looking for the answer to some simple problem there is some kind of inane argument. It's like 4chan.

>>21362

beautiful

>>21372

aye, it was the angle. it was really the only one i could use and i kind of came up with the smokey text once i had that down. it just fit

>>21371

perfect.

i'm off to bed then, g'night

>>21374

Good night m8.

>>21374

Aight, have a good one.

>>21362

We need the goon ute made into a banner.

>>21374

Do you actually live in Slovenia?

>>21373

Failed gen Xers and boomer normies, they're generally an insufferable group of people for the most part, it's simply their nature.

>>21378

yep. and to be honest, it's not even night here anymore. it's 7am but my sleeping schedule has been out of whack for the past week

>>21380

Neat, I thought you were just using a VPN

I hope we're not the ones ruining your sleep schedule by making you produce OC, look after yourself neeto.

>>21377

We need artNEET to make a gif of it doing a burnout

>tfw severely depressed

>>21381

nah, don't worry, i ruin it all myself. i just spent some time in photoshop instead of watching tv series tonight so if anything, it's time well spent. ok, i'm off for real now. later

>>21383

>tfw leniently depressed

just had my first ever driving lesson, bunghole virginity still intact

>>21386

I'm taking my business to Liquorland now

>>21387

How did it go m8? What is your instructor like?

>>21387

How'd you go neet?

>>21377

We need a gif banner of the goon-ute as wheels on the goon ute go round and round like our lives and the continuous pleasures of goon

>>21389

middle aged polish guy who coincidentally have the same nickname with my dad

>>21390

basically lesson is mostly about steering, giving way with my instructor controlling the brakes and speed

>>21394

Hasn't taught you drifting yet?

>>21395

not yet, too green.

hopefully, within few sessions I will become competent enough to re-live my need for speed/initial d fantasies

>>21397

>hooning in an auto

pleb tier tbh

>>21398

baby steps anon

>>21397

>initial d fantasies

Do not go too fast, we cannot lose any NEETs because you misjudged a corner. Only use speed when going to Dan's on straight bends, the pigs will understand your need

>>21400

and keep the duct tape away from your hands

I've got the windows and doors open. Trying to cool down this house. Very humid today.

>>21401

we're all straight bends

>>21387

Are you CheesecakeNEET?

>>21405

cheesey can already drive

>>21406

No he is still learning I think.

>>21407

Advanced NEET Historian.

>>21407

I think he's on one of the P's, either way he's had more than a first lesson and drives a manual anyway

>>21382

Hah, alright. I'll do it sometime tomorrow.

>>21406

his mum won't take him out for practice hours and his care worker is sometimes busy so he finds it hard to get training in.

>>21412

>his care worker

how do you get a care worker?

>>21412

>his mum won't take him out for practice hours

I know that feel. Or sometimes she does but it's incredibly obvious she wants to be anywhere else at the time so I just give up after ten minutes.

>>21414

>so I just give up after ten minutes.

aka half an hours worth of driving for the log book

>>21415

I'd never do such a thing neet

>>21410

Good man

>>21416

I do not see how X hours makes someone a better driver, my mummybot was not the best instructor beyond teaching common sense to driving. I learned more driving by myself and practicing patience. I do see a lot of people held back by this number of hours requirement and when I was on social media I remember reading about how a person joked it took them 4 or 5 times to pass the test even then they were close to failing. These people are now fully licensed…

>>21418

The more you drive the better you get. That is just common sense m80-o.

Back in my day you didn't even need to take a test. You just had to get each little task ticked off by the instructor and once you had done them all that was it.

>>21418

I can only really afford to have a lesson once a fortnight so getting out between then is pretty important so I don't completely lose touch every time.

>>21420

That sounds like a test

>>21420

There's still the option to do that now.

>>21422

Yeah but you have months to do the tasks in and if you fuck up you just try again.

>>21423

You probably have to log hundreds of hours of driving now.

>>21420

One of the volunteers I used to work with was an African police officer, and his anecdote was they used to just have people drive up and down the street and call it a day.

>>21425

My granddad said something similar. The traffic was completely different then though, especially in a small country town.

my grandmother didn't get her license until she was 30. She was in durban and needed to drive, so she asked a nearby officer for a license and away she went.

>>21419

But equating a set number of hours to proficiency is a slippery standard. Why can't the driving test itself be the deciding factor? When I finsihed my test the other instructor had a list of things the young woman failed the driving test for and she finished the number of hours required.

The tests themselves in NSW have been really buggy, I remember the P1 to P2 test and P2 to full license test had sections you tapped the screen. Another state in Australia had practice demonstration of this exact test. I had 4 or 5 of the practice examples mastered and had them in my real test a the RTA. I knew exactly when to touch the screen and passed it the first go only because of that practice test online, which showed me when the correct time was: with only a few minor mistakes. I have no clue how no one picked up on this issue

>>21421

It is hard as you do forget things when you don't drive as a learner for long periods of time.

>>21425

You can still do that today

>>21410

You're a top cunt

>>21428

He learned how to swerve around the street poo, that's all you really need

>>21430

b-but my test instructor never gave me a heartfelt tap on the shoulder

>>21431

Not everyone can be as good as Abhijeet mate, don't beat yourself up

>tfw no longer capable of experiencing positive emotions

>>21434

tickle your anus

>>21435

That is not a positive emotion, just a sexually confusing one.

>>21434

Sounds like a job for drugs

>>21437

Which ones?

>>21323

Such a talented NEET amongst us plebs

>tfw can't compete

We need more uplifting videos for the >tfw depressed NEET, this made me a happy

>>21438

just try them all and see what sticks, what could go wrong?

>>21441

I think I will take some phenibut tomorrow.

>>21339

Perfectly paired with a platter of depression and self-hate

>>21440

Dan cant help with that. He needs to befriend his junkie single mum neighbour.

>>21442

No you're not.

>>21448

My mum says I am.

>>21447

Sex is basically nature's magical fix all your problems pill and looking after kids will give him a purpose in life. Sounds like the perfect plan to me

>>21449

she says that to all the neets

>>21452

kek

>>21442

Is your talent eating lots of food?

>>21456

The astra looks a little different in those pics

>>21456

>tfw no NEET mum gf to travel Australia in a van with

>>21456

How many NEETs have been molested in this hell-van?

>>21458

Stay away you bad bad neet

>>21460

I'm gonna marry your mum.

>>21461

Not if I marry her first

Feeling antsy and unsettled.

>>21463

have a goon

>>21456

I didn't notice the synthetic grass dash-mat until now. Utterly unimpressed tbh

>>21463

A shot of Ant Rid will fix that

>>21465

The real stuff requires too much upkeep

>>21459

Just the one NEET who was taken away and he'll use it to make his fortune

>>21465

It's one of the payment the NEET with accept for his services, like how some companies have payment methods on the side of their cars

Dad's drunk punching walls and shooting cumshots at me, it's getting hard to dodge them so I might go down to the shops and pick pocket some old ladies

>>21469

is your room still clean nk?

>>21469

Protect your anal potential.

>>21469

This is some poor NEET's fantasy about what it must be like to have a dad.

>>21469

The older ones are often more experienced

>>21467

You could potentially grow something edible if the 'mat' was thick /deep enough. I'm thinking something simple like herbs or lettuce that you could use to spruce-up any take-away burger or meal.

>>21474

there's only one kind of herb you need in a van

>>21475

Oregano.

>>21200

They look like deep fried rats.

Fucked up day.

> Up at 4am.

> Drive to Victor Harbor.

> Notice Mummybot's garden tap is dripping.

> Touch the tap to turn it off

> Galvanised pipe literally explodes at ground level

> Call half a dozen plumbers before one can be fucked answering

> Get that fixed

> Dude rounds down the $115 bill to $100 for cash

> Mummybot goes the shop

> Ask for some beer

> She brings back precisely 1 VB longneck

> Picked up a curry for tea

> "That'll be 15 minutes"

> 35 minutes later

> Up at 4 again tomorrow to get the fuck out of this place

> Might visit Dan

>>21478

who is this sheila?

>>21479

I hope you learned an important lesson about the perils of trying to solve an issue

>>21479

>She brings back precisely 1 VB longneck

Tough break, bud.

Dan'll have your back.

>>21481

That wasn't even the issue.

Still had to hang some pictures, replace a light fitting, measure some shit, etc etc.

>>21484

Nah. Jacob.

Seemed like a decent young bloke.

Felt a bit bad as he said he had no other work scheduled for today.

>>21485

Don't they usually take weekends off?

>>21487

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21486

I would assume so. Still, plumbing will pick the most inopportune time to block or break.

>>21487

why are my parents elderly chinks

>>21487

Sorry, Mum and Mum's Boyfriend. Please don't kick me out.

>>21487

If my parents had been functional-looking like that then I wouldn't be the mess I am.

>>21477

I've never seen a deep fried rat.

I'll take your word on it.

>>21494

Pajeet and Charlie Chan usually cover them in sauce so you can't tell.

>>21490

They kidnapped you as a baby so they could use you in cp videos, you don't remember it thou

>>21479

>Up at 4 again tomorrow to get the fuck out of this place

It only takes like an hour or so to get to the city, why are you getting up so early?

>>21494

In Vietnam if you like whisky, I heard they fall into the vat while making it, then you can drink rat. To give the whisky a more refined taste

>>21496

I was too ugly for that, neet

>>20997

>I had an interesting evening. I am off to bed.

Anyway, two gorgeous girls showed up separately at air rifle training. Was apparently invisible to one of them, but the other seemed nice. Probably because I already knew her father.

>>21496

His hemorrhoids would probably remind him if that happened

>>21495

I'd eat that

>>21498

I'd drink that

>>21497

Because I live like 45 minutes north of the city, and because I want to salvage some of my weekend.

>>21502

You can drink snake wine in Vietnam easily with a snake inside, that shit was on display in some stores.

>>21505

HA!

>>21505

Magnificent work NEET.

>>21504

there's a snake in my goonbag after a few too many drinks

>>21505

NICE!

>>21505

Fucking amazing.

>>21508

Are you able to get it in your mouth though?

>>21500

Ask her father for her hand in marriage.

Don't, but it'd be kinda funny.

>>21510

Might try that.

I usually avoid the fuckwits on the Victor highway and go via Myponga/Sellicks Hill.

>>21512

my executive desk gets in the way

>>21515

:-(

>>21505

primo work

>>21513

She's probably too young for me.

I think he's done a good job raising two girls.

Both seem quite grounded and relatively unaffected by mass media, mobile phones, etc.

Their mother died while they were young.

NZNEET is in the other thread, has he heard of this place?

>>21519

He's probably too busy fucking his new gf to come back anyway

>>21519

How did you find that out? hmm?

>>21520

That was a different kiwi

>>21480

No idea. I got that pic from either /wai or /waifuist

>>21520

Opening her up to new possibilities

>>21521

He mentioned that he's going speed dating

>>21521

>>>/aus/192428

>>21486

Nah they're often 'on call' 24/7 due to the issues they incur (ie shitters blocked and unusable/flooding the house at 2AM)

>>21487

>tfw your parents have given up

>>21527

like father like son hey?

>>21493

Is that a scene from a Cheech & Chong movie?

>>21524

You mean rape?

>>21504

Anyone willing to come with me on a trip to SEA? Ideally it would be 2 weeks, and no less than 1.

I just had a wank

>>21531

Only if you promise not to murder

>>21532

I had one when I woke up. Spent about 2 hours doing it, mainly because I kept going soft.

>>21529

Yeah, I was a bit worried when noone said anything. I thought everyone had seen their films.

>>21531

How degenerate do you plan to be?

>>21533

A few prostitutes with die chocking on his NEET stick

>>21531

Don't have too much money sorry. Would love to, but I need to show the family I am improving to stay here.

>>21533

You or some 3rd-worlder?

>>21535

It's been a few years since I've seen any of their stuff so just took a wild guess. My fav stoner movie would have to be Friday or Half Baked.

>>21536

As degenerate as whatever local laws allow me to be.

>>21540

You should get a high floor hotel room and launch a prostitute off the balcony into the pool below while fucking. We could read about it in the news. You would have blew her mind away

>>21539

No, that isn't me. I have one every day at least out of boredom, and the fact I feel like I have to do something about the morning wood.

>>21540

>Half Baked.

That was great one, mine was jay and silent bob

>>21540

>You or some 3rd-worlder?

Preferably neither, but I'll settle for just the former

>>21542

Punch her in the mouth with a fist full of coke as you're doing it and they'll say it was cause she was high.

>>21546

When the NEET reaches a climax he could tell her I'm going to make you crazy baby and lift her up before one last thrust to send to really push her over the edge

>>21547

Pump and dump

Had a good shit just now.

Forgot to shit yesterday.

Double Whopper with Cheese, Grilled Chicken Burger, 24 nuggets, meat pie, packet of timtams, chicken tindaloo, rice, cheese naan all made for a lovely poo.

>>21548

I chuckled that's the tl;dr definition

>>21549

>Forgot to shit yesterday

How, it's part of my morning routine?

>>21551

I'm an evening poo man.

Got distracted at air rifle, and had to get up at 4, so went to bed without remembering to do it.

>>21552

I'm a poo worshiper, I love looking at and taking photos of poo

>>21553

You have posted any of those spoilered images recently

>>21553

I enjoy the process, but I don't savour the result.

Only give it a cursory look to make sure nothing is moving and I haven't shat out an organ or something.

>>21541

You haven't made it clear if these are pluses or minuses for you..

>>21557

Someone once said, why would I fuck with children, they're too small? You can't pump and dump if they are too tight

>>21558

Please don't take this conversation much further.

>>21558

Exactly. If she hasn't hit the old century mark on the scale she's not worth trying to jam your dick in.

>>21559

Agreed.

>>21559

I am advocating for adult relations only, you need someone experienced if you are really going to push them over the edge of your high floor hotel room

>>21562

murdering adult prosties is ok. nothing about it in the board rules.

>>21563

Threatening violence is against the rules though

>>21564

It's not a threat if you actually do it!

>>21563

>murdering adult prosties is ok

Only if they cheap and have no family. It's a social service of cleaning up the streets

>>21565

That doesn't sound correct but I'm too much of a brainlet to refute it

>>21564

It's not violence, you're just doing a science experiment to see if humans have developed the ability to fly.

>>21569

wank

>>21570

-ing

>>21567

Brainlets should probably avoid shithole SEA countries. You're the ones who'll get your belongings stuffed with drugs and not realise you can bribe your way out.

>>21572

Why would I bribe away free drugs?

>>21573

Good question

>>21569

He lacks the discipline and honor to get his chinstrap to true pencil-width status.

>>21572

Schapelle Corby was a fucking idiot on any spectrum.

>>21575

I thought he died in a car crash.

>>21541

Not every country has the same AOC so it depends on that. If I was offered a line of cocaine then I'd try that as I never have but I don't see it happening tbqh.

>>21545

I'd never kill one of us

>>21577

I'm pretty sure you have to obey the aussie aoc overseas

>>21575

Schapelle corby should have been left there to rot. The only reason she gained so much media and political attention was because she was a damn woman who could cry on cue.

>>21578

Cheeky. Nando's Peri-Peri chicken isn't half bad, either.

>>21579

It's an offense to travel overseas expressly for the purpose of dicking prosties.

>>21578

for some reason this form of advertisement bothers me more than any other type

>>21582

are posties okay?

>>21505

good work, gave me a chuckle

>>21580

I had to google some vague approximation of her name to get it, and the dumb bitch is still in the news.

>>21585

Holy shit, only 8.88? In 2002?

>>21586

Shouldn't you be sleeping?

>>21584

Yes.

Pretty sure there have been some creepy old guys picked up at the airport whose holiday itinerary was basically just the redlight district in bangkok or similar.

>>21586

good morning mate

>>21584

As long as they are over 18, which is age they can accept payment for sex. You can be charged in Australia.

>>21552

>air rifle

The faggot of the firearm family. Get a shotgun and shoot some traps

>>21569

I'll be passing out shortly but in the meantime I'm downloading episodes of The Walking Dead - can't remember which one I last saw - , playing Ass Creed and might play Res Evil 7

>>21589

i had around 3 hours. up now, gonna go hiking today. who knows, maybe i'll even manage to get to sleep at the right time

>>21591

and a good morning to you as well

>>21593

I have one. Clay pigeon is gay, and if you're good at shotgun you'll never be good at any sort of precision accuracy with a rifle due to being used to slapping the triggers on the shotgun.

>>21582

I think it's only illegal for Yanks since prostitution is illegal in most of the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_tourism#Prostitution_laws_across_the_globe

Australia hasn't got that problem.

>>21596

https://epublications.bond.edu.au/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1390&context=blr

"Extraterritoriality and the Sexual Conduct of Australians Overseas"

It's not illegal to rape overseas

>>21598

Time for a holiday to SEA?

>>21599

Good legal advice ITT

>>21599

Only if you do it in international waters

>>21597

>Tourism is an important source of income for poorer areas in the Asia Pacific region, and CST [child sex tourism] is ‘unsurprisingly lucrative’

That shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did.

>>21599

If they establish the victim was under aged you can get charged. A guy flying a plane at the time of an accused rape in Papua New Guinea was charged in Australia even though there was records he was in the sky and not in Papua New Guinea. He had to fight to clear his name while accused of being a pedo and as a rapist

>>21605

The Australian Government will also throw you under the bus to appease pretty much every other country in existence too. Evidence doesn't matter.

>>21606

It's really scary shit

http://www.smh.com.au/national/police-accused-of-hiding-evidence-in-rape-case-20110130-1a9py.html

>>21607

Moral of the story is prepare your alibi in advance.

good morning\evening neets

>>21609

Hello mate. How are you?

>>21609

No longer a lurker huh?

Morning Hans

>>21608

>>21607

Wait nevermind, moral of the story is don't fly out random underaged girls to the capital? Flying out random girls to the capital is a weird move regardless.

That he's a dual citizen business owner is more suss than just if he was a regular guy they were throwing under the bus.

>>21609

morning

>>21612

noted

Boredom and a sore bum bum is threatening to send me to bed early.

>>21614

>sore bum

what did you do?

>>21615

Sat on my chair without moving for hours on end.

>>21616

hot

>>21612

If you are willing to deal with violence daily in life, Papua New Guinea is a great place to earn a lot of money. Skilled people can earn a lot of money, teachers earn 100k aud beginning wage with accommodation. If you can handle the isolation and shit people with university degrees can earn a lot of money working there.