/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

LIZBEF!

Mindlessly browsing imageboards is such a huge vice for me. Wish I could pour my energy into something constructive or just something a bit more engaging. It gets to the point you ended resenting the internet. Would really like to try to learn how to make ambient music. I would also love to play a sport but its a bit daunting to get into as an adult.

>>18168

There was probably someone who offed themselves because Dow Jones dropped 1000 points today

Monaro

>>18171

>ambient music

There's a lot of music making forums out there, bruv. Quick google, even.

>sports

Check out your local rec centers, they normally hold at least small tourneys for most sports and if you don't know how to play, just google it.

I mean I get what you're getting at, but it's just a matter of balance. The psychological compulsion is there, but just picking up and messing with new skills becomes its own reward.

>>18168

In order to make money someone else has to lose an equal amount, that's the kind of game it is. I don't feel bad for people who quit just because they are losing.

>>18168

Anyone who bought in when it was over $8k would be feeling pretty depressed. It will probably pick up again though, but not for a long time.

>>18179

I know somebody who had ~72 btc when they were worthless. He was trying to find the usb thumb drive with them on in December when the value was around $18k USD each.

>>18180

We should start selling cheap nooses

>>18180

Damn that would really suck. I bought 10btc back in 2010 but cashed out when they hit $1000 back in 2013, wish now that I had of held onto them.

>>18181

A cheap noose is just a bit of rope.

>>18182

He was remarkably blasé about it. I don't think he's a bullshit artist, so it was a bit weird to see.

>>18183

what about a crypto-noose made from blockchain?

>>18175

that's a good one

I am back inside after doing another hour in the garden. Pruned back the fruit trees this time. I think I am still on track to have the whole thing finished by the end of the week.

>>18188

Once done you have to make that phone call.

>>18189

Yes. I am not even that worried about it. There was a time when the thought of making a phone call would make me feel sick with anxiety. But I am doing better now.

>>18190

Good to hear.

SYDNEY

>>18192

Bit slow out of the gates there, old chap.

>>18194

It depends on what type of system is it, is it a instant hot water heater or one with a tank? A builder aka a family friend got an instant hot water system from Bunnings, a Japanese brand one that has lasted us long time and it has been wonderful so far installed by a licensed plumber. Hot water on demand and no worrying about hot water when someone else uses it.

https://www.bunnings.com.au/chromagen-eternity-plus-20l-continuous-flow-hot-water-heater-natural-gas_p5104022

>>18195

My apologies the company has been taken over and had another brand name stuck on it. I will not vow for the quality of the product anymore

Lunch has been consumed: a 60g bag of cheese Doritos, a 35g Peppermint Crisp bar, and a 55g Cadbury Dairy Milk Caramello bar. Had a glass of water with it because I'm trying to be healthy.

>>18197

>Had a glass of water with it because I'm trying to be healthy.

Good work on making those healthy choices

The plumber is coming in half an hour. I have a gas job that needs doing at the same time so it is not that inconvenient. I had been putting off getting it done.

>>18194

Do you rent or own the property (and therefore the HWS)?

>>18194

Have you turned the water off and the power to the HWS?

>>18200

I rent from my mother.

>>18201

I turned the power off. Not the water.

>>18202

The hot water system usually has a tap near it that will cut the supply of water to the tank.

The plumber has just been and gone. He is replacing my gas regulator for $250. The Hot Water Service is still under warranty so he said to call Rheem and they will replace it for free.

He has just gone to buy the new regulator. He was speaking to my mother on the phone to get the okay to do the work and honestly she is such a mong. Very difficult to stand there and listen to her not understanding anything and repeating herself as she talked to him.

Happy News. I got my internship for tafe. Yay.

>>18205

Yay!

The OP makes no sense, typical frog poster.

>>18205

Congratulations, wishing you luck. What's it in?

I just got back from a new employment agency centrlink made me go to and they are making me do some dumb 3 days a week 3 week hospitality course. Dogs.

>>18207

Those sound like the words of someone who wouldn't know the most they've done something pleasurable.

>>18208

Accounting

>>18209

Don't attend, get a medical certificate.

>>18209

You might meet a girl there…

>>18213

For three weeks? What could I do to get three weeks off? They would just put me on a another course anyway.

>>18205

Well done m8.

>>18214

>IKTF

>>18216

Just attend and get a sleep while you are there. If you gotta attend it doesn't mean you got to pass.

>>18218

I should be allowed to voice my thoughts and opinions, fascist.

The plumber is back and bashing away at the gas regulator.

Rheem is sending someone out tomorrow between 8 and 4:30. Fucking annoying giving such a wide time window. It might not be covered by warranty, it depends which part of it has fucked up.

>>18222

>between 8 and 4:30

Worst shit in the world. Surely they'd have some semblance of a schedule to narrow it down to 2 hours.

>>18205

Godspeed anon

>>18222

>It might not be covered by warranty, it depends which part of it has fucked up.

My mummybot once rang up Samsung about our washing machine and told the lady that she was given an extended warranty for a fuck up over them giving us a gift card. She did get an extended warranty but I do not know how long it was. The guy came out with full authorisation for all repairs under warranty, he replaced

1. Circuit board

2. Motor

3. Another Circuit board when it fucked up with the new motor.

With labor included for three separate visits we got a good deal out of Samsung pretty much a new machine with the replaced components

It might be worth ringing them up directly and complaining about something to see if you can something for free out of them. It might not work if they have an Australian call centre though, the lady mummybot talked to was from the Philippines.

>>18226

To be fair this was just around the time their top loader washing machines were being recalled. We had a front loader though

>>18172

I've had to cancel a planned sex-holiday to Thailand, and I'm trying to get back my 20% deposit on a Russian mail-order bride.

>>18173

Commonwhore

>>18225

>Dwarf Fortress

>Graphics

ur doin it rong m80

>>18225

At least it was boredom well spent and not just idling on imageboards.

>>18225

>>18229

>tfw too retarded to learn the UI

>>18230

idling on the NEET Gen is much better use of time than playing silly games.

>>18232

Well, at the very least you can do both.

He is getting loud and violent around there with the gas.

>>18231

>implying ASCII is graphics

It's literal heiroglyphics mate, don't fucking sugarcoat it

Good game, but non-existent tier graphics

>>18141

She has for me. If you haven't seen them yet it's about time you picked up what she was putting down.

>>18237

>I Know That Feel

>>18242

The only thing wrong with the sentence is that it's missing an "of" between done and something.

>>18245

I see you went to the same school of English.

>>18171

> a bit more engaging.

are we not enough for you NEET?

I dont even go on any other boards or sites anymore.

/ausneets/ is all.

>>18246

There's literally nothing wrong with "What's the most you've done of something pleasurable?"

>>18246

English isn't a school. The sentence is just awkwardly worded. Stop moaning about it.

>>18190

good shit mate

>>18194

I had to get a new one about a year ago, cost me $2300 (I think, I have a bad memory) I used a kettle in the basin for about a fortnight

>>18205

Congrats buddy

How many neetbux to Aussies make?

>>18221

Rise UP!!!

>>18257

To make some much I do.

>>18257

*do

>>18234

He has found your Anne Franks under the floor.

>>18257

I'm on about 550 a fortnight, which is about as high as it gets. I hear DSP is higher, though.

>>18262

fugg, ebil aussie shitposterrrrrs xdddddddddd

The plumber has gone. The new gas regulator has been installed. I can use the stove again.

Now just this hot water bullshit to go tomorrow.

>tfw moderately unimpressed

>>18268

Very good.

>>18269

seppo - > sceptic tank -> yank

>>18273

That is a pretty handsome abo.

>>18267

Are you saying that the hot water still needs to be fixed or that you need to get rid of your old one?

>>18274

Back when they had some pride.

Still an evolutionary dead end though.

>>18275

I am saying the Rheem guy is not coming until tomorrow to look at it.

>>18274

That's a full caste (from qld iirc)

You can see those features in many modern day Australians.

>>18274

Even Abbos can look pretty good when they're not on the latter end of a lifetime of sniffing gas and drinking cheap shit goon with no physical activity beyond dicking around in a park.

>>18278

we wuz anglos and sheeeit noongah

>>18281

flubba wubba jubba noongah

>>18282

I'M BACK!

>>18283

run gordon

>>18280

My apologies, Dan. May the aisles of Goon run ever deeper.

>>18284

dis da police man

>>18285

See

>>17777

>>18288

Pathetic I am up to my sixth wank today

>>18290

suuuure you are, buddy

>>18290

Please stop posting those things that identify as a woman

>>18258

>>18295

ooooh shit

>>18281

You got it the wrong way round aye cuz.

>>18295

Very good stuff.

>>18295

I am unsure how I feel about this new Dan OC

>>18299

doot goon doot doot

>>18299

that iron bar is going to get a workout today

>>18301

I do not think Dan will be making to many decisions in his current state

Our board is truly blessed to have these great OC makers amongst us.

>>18305

make a noongah dan next

>>18307

He's already Irish.

I'll try

>>18305

Why aren't your specials absolutely GOOT GOOT?

>>18305

Oh wow this is very good.

>>18311

>sweet chili tendies

The best flavour of tendies.

>>18295

That's Dan's retarded brother, Han. He has long been the Murphy family's shameful secret. UNTIL TODAY!

>>18312

That would be Southern style, heathen.

>>18314

>Southern style

Just too much salt and camel jizz.

>>18313

are you saying Pam or Pan?

>>18312

Damn right.

>>18314

Southern style is too boring. You could live of sweet chili.

>tfw depressed because remember all the tendies you'd get when your mum worked for Inghams

>>18315

>>18317

You can dress up Southern style with ranch dressing, pepper mayo, etc. Chilli style will always have a chilli taste, which won't always compliment the taste you are trying to achieve.

>>18319

You are a fool.

>>18320

I love you too

Looking at jobs in the Mackay region, specifically mining positions. There's a fair bit going out there if you have experience. Which I don't. This is the most accessible that I could find (ie I gave up looking after page 5 on Seek)

https://www.seek.com.au/job/35442768?type=standout&userqueryid=a665bb3dabb764a0c6819208f7a63ed9-9996014

>>18322

<Ability to pass a Pre-Employment Medical Drug and Alcohol Test

Be careful m8

gettin my slacks

>>18324

The fat spats?

>>18323

I'd pass that today, not so sure about this weekend or Monday

>>18326

>not so sure about this weekend or Monday

That's what I worry about

I hope Monk is okay:

http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/floods-force-evacuations-in-jakarta/news-story/dae049be11d28647a02b8eb30dc8d576

>>18328

Sounds like he'll be having the time of his life

>TV footage on Tuesday showed people wading through murky brown water in some neighbourhoods of the capital Jakarta.

http://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/floods-force-evacuations-in-jakarta/news-story/dae049be11d28647a02b8eb30dc8d576

>>18328

6500 people, isnt there 500 million people living in jakarta alone?

>>18328

>8 people missing

So there's a 1 in 8 chance he's dead

Jakharda

I just blew a fuse.

Missus came home, she said she gave Amnesty Int $100 and signed up to WHO or some shit for a year.

She's just finished her contract at her last job so she's fucking unemployed I'm a NEET cunt and fucking these cunts exploit fucks good will and tug on heart strings with "you cn afford a coffee a day" fucking shit so I sperged out at her about how they take 80% of donations to pay those fucking leeches and for advertising and overheads and then the fucking 20% that actually gets to that starving little faggot crying in the picture is fought over by fucking warlords so really you're just paying for some corporations wagies and funding wars.

The worst part is I've fucking gone on about this before numerous times, for fuck sake.

I am fucking angry.

She then looks at me like she's about to cry and I just held it together and kept ranting and punching chairs and walls and shit saying how I should know because I used to be one of those scum sucking [parasitic fucks exploiting low income cunts and how you're better offg giving your money to the homeless here and ficjck

she fucking left again to go sign out of it at her cousins who signed out of it before so she knows what to do.

>tfw gf

>>18333

I fucking hate those charity scammers. It is a disgusting industry.

>>18333

>kept ranting and punching chairs and walls and shit

That was probably an over-reaction.

>>18333

wew women always have empathy when they don't need it, but when they ought to its all gone. I'm pretty mad just from reading that.

>>18333

>Missus came home, she said she gave Amnesty Int $100 and signed up to WHO or some shit for a year.

Just tell them Thank you but I am not interested The good ones stop at this point, I wanted to punch a Pajeet that worked for AGL who kept pushing a sale at my door when I was actually nice and polite.

>>18338

I have had Pajeet at my door pushing electricity plans too. Fucking annoying. They just keep talking no matter how many times you say no thanks.

>>18339

Close the door on them, that's what I had to do. He was a nasty piece of shit.

I now have two signs that we do not want anyone who is knocking who is selling unsolicited goods and services and no requests for charitable donations. Not a single knock in the last year. Feels good man.

>>18339

It's what they teach you in any sales course.

>if they haven't hung up/closed the door in your face, you're one step closer to a sale

>>18340

I need to get one of those signs. But I don't even want them on my porch to read the sign. I wish I had a front fence and gate. I would just keep it locked unless I was expecting somebody.

>>18333

What's the usual time-frame between a fight and makeup sex?

>>18333

Look at the bright side at least she's capable of learning.

>>18340

Last time someone did that shit I robbed them.

>>18342

Print them out in a clear word document, it works wonders. Anyone who does not follow it you can make a complaint against the company and even their advertising standards, if you really want to show them that point.

>>18344

>Last time someone did that shit I robbed them.

If I want to donate, I will donate. I am not even receiving the newstart bux apart from the Carers Allowance. Where is the money going to come from?

>>18339

I've had solar-panel salesmen literally do a 180 as soon as I told them I'm renting. Charity-case workers aren't so easy to get rid of.

>>18343

And how long will it take to upload the video?

>>18335

I wasn't exactly in the same industry but I was a "hey, have you got a minute?" faggots. I hated myself for it, it really is a bad industry

>>18336

Yeah I know.

>>18337

Hopefully from my episode she'll learn that the guilty feeling from not giving scum fucks in a shopping centre is better than having to face me and tell me.

>>18338

When I used to do it we were trained to talk through it and "it'll only take a minute" shit

Thats part of where the money you give goes, to market training and whatever they're called groups (I cant remember the name of them) to work out the best angle of getting past no thanks and to keep talking.

>>18343

I have to stop being angry first.

>>18344

Too bad she doesn't seem capable of listening

Anyway she's home now, she's apparently signed out but just as I thought they would, they already took the first monthly payment.

They're fucking dogs.

>>18346

>solar panel salesmen

The image of it makes me juj.

<Perhaps the goy would be interested in the energy of the sun

<It makes money and electricity out of thin air, oy vey!

>>18349

> juj

that word makes me rir

>>18348

>When I used to do it we were trained to talk through it and "it'll only take a minute" shit

My sign is clearly visible approaching the door and next to the door and they have the option of leaving a pamphlet in the letterbox. To me it is a clear wish of our intentions.

>>18353

Salesmen ignore intentions. You might shut the door in one of their faces, and should, but there's a chance that your grandmother answers the door instead - that sort of logic.

>>18351

Angry rape is better.

I want a simple, self-reliant life. No hot water services, no gas regulators. We should never have left our hunter-gatherer ways.

>>18356

Move into a forest then.

I sent DMM an angry email about the disgusting state of their western affiliate. Nutaku's days are numbered.

>>18358

<What?

>>18356

Unna fuckin

>>18359

Don't worry.

>>18357

>government comes along and kicks you out once you've built something more than a mudhut

>>18363

Hunter gathers don't need anything more than that.

>>18364

People in general don't need anything more than food and water so why don't you lock yourself up in a cow shit cubicle with supplies for 80 years, for 80 years?

>>18365

I'm not the one saying I want to be a hunter gatherer.

>>18366

Looks nice, what's for desert.

>>18368

Probably some almonds.

>>18370

>I've even thought about building a little house there just in case

You should do that for fun anyway.

>>18371

I probably will when it's cooler.

Also even if I was not homeless it would be nice to have a retreat where I could do some shooting and relax or I could have a few drinks by a campfire with friends, if I had friends.

>>18366

Looks great. Restaurant quality.

>>18372

While it's hot you should start planning then.

>shoot

>goons by the fire

Invite some nearby NEETs to do that with you.

The depression is flaring up

>>18376

where it the

>tfw depression

then?

>>18370

Me and a few mates built a little shack thing in the bush years ago, we even got a few lounges and coffee table from a council clean up, was super comfy, used to camp there over night punching cones and sucking on a few goons.

>>18366

You're eating dinner earlier everyday.

>>18379

>Han

Is that Dan's Intellectually disabled brother?

>>18380

Usually around 5.00 to 5.30

>>18381

It is

>>18383

I don't create the OC, I only post it repetitively.

Han is literally living the dream.

>DSPbux

>Probably gets free goon from his brother.

>>18385

He leads by example

>>18387

I never got the appeal of them.

But then I don't play mobile games at all anyway. Why would I when I gave a PC?

>>18387

I'm not keen on those type of games.

>>18387

Quit while you can. Long-term idlers always become a problem for me, they're too good at hitting that string of satisfaction receptors or whatever the broscience for them is called now.

I don't touch them at all these days, but if you want an idler/clicker but just in a short manageable burst, pick up Candy Box. Or that fire-one. Someone with an ending you're meant to finish in less than 10 hours.

>>18392

Amazing.

>>18394

I didn't make that one.

>>18392

Pretty good, the line connects of his nose must connect to his left eye and adding eye brows will help highlight how fucked his face is

>>18393

You cannot be a humble wine salesman if you drink all the product you are going to sell

>>18393

lol

>>18397

Most dealers are users.

>>18399

He keeps asking his brother to diversify into wollies petrol stations. Dan keeps giving him the iron bar.

>>18401

The topping looks great, did you make the dough?

>>18402

Dabbo? Abbish?

>>18401

Nicely done. Turned out alright, if a bit black around the edges.

>>18404

petrol pretzel

>>18403

Nah, this was a Mission base. I do make my own when time permits, but I CBF today.

>>18401

Looks pretty good, just don't eat the outside crust.

>>18408

Too late.

Struggling to keep my eyes open. Should have had an afternoon nap. too late now.

>>18409

How was it?

>>18402

FLARE THOSE NOSTRILS BABY

>>18411

The middle was good, just the crust was cremated. I'm a fan of pizza crust, so I was a little disappointed in myself.

Perhaps you use the weber for things which would do better in a different medium?

>>18414

Yeah, probably. My electric stove is a bit dodgy, so I like the primitive simplicity of a charcoal cooker.

With regard to pizza in the Weber, I set a pizza stone on top of 4 beer cans, on top of the normal grill surface. This gets the pizza up under the lid where the hottest air is. You can get it up near 500 F, so it's theoretically similar to a pizza oven.

>>18415

It is always nice to get that charcoal wood oven flavour on a pizza.

>>18417

Stuff like that makes you realise what a mistake we all make when looking a our world and seeing it as permanent. Crazy shit has happened before and will happen again. 20,000 years ago is nothing.

>>18417

Why didn't you provide us with the headline?

>Ice Age struck indigenous Australians hard

>>18418

It would be interesting to be the last generation… the one just before the Sun goes supernova.

>>18420

Presumably if we survive until then we will have migrated out into space.

>>18419

Jurassic Dan with an ice pole

>>18420

Sun isn't big enough to go supernova. It's set to go Red Giant in about 5bn years.

If humanity isn't off the planet in 5bn fucking years it doesn't deserve to survive.

>>18423

Honestly elon musk is earths only hope of survival

NEETs what is your favourite type of cheese? I like my cheese mild. I don't like strong flavours. I usually buy colby.

>>18425

I just like good old cheddar.

>>18425

I'm fond of Jalrsberg. I don't often buy it though.

>>18425

I love a good Camembert. Goes well with almost nothing but still there for you.

>>18428

I can't stand any soft cheeses. Taste like dirt.

>>18424

He's a smart bloke, but he's fucked the day his debts get called in.

>>18429

Yeah, soft and/or stinky cheeses are disgusting.

>>18425

Vintage cheddar.

>>18429

Eh, I love baking soft cheeses into crusts or pairing them with salamis or whatever shit.

>>18432

Too strong for me.

>>18430

Unless if he can set up a meteor mining business then he's set

Fuck

Went to check my goon

My goon bag is almost empty

Yet before I was drinking last night it was basically full

I must of drank 3 liters of goon and am still standing

>>18436

That or there is somebody else inside your house, watching you and drinking your goon…

>>18436

You may have been visited by the goon fairy.

>>18437

Probably not the case as I think last I remembered last night it was around that level where goon was taking longer to pour

I guess it was a 7 hour binge though

>>18439

Is this a regular thing for you?

So should I buy another golden oak fruity or do you neets recommended something else

>>18440

I have had binges before but not in a while

>>18441

If you have found a goon you like and which goes down easy I would stick with it.

>>18441

Goon isn't something you experiment with. You find the one ass-tasting cheap liquid you can bear and stick with it.

>>18443

>>18444

Fair enough

Though it is a tad too expensive tbh

But really that only leaves Sonata

Also I didn't vomit much either at most it was amounts that you can hold in your mouth

>>18446

as long as you swallow them again

>>18447

Always

Don't want to lose my goon

>>18425

Depends what for

Natural taste then probably a wash rind

Cooking then parmasean

>>18449

I don't mind a bit of parmesan in a recipe. I don't like it on its own though.

>>18448

Such an economical NEET

>>18450

Know what you mean

Its a bit mushroomy

>>18451

Economneets

>>18453

Keeping goon costs low

>>18419

I didn't really think any of you would read it, I included "short" to improve the chances that one of you may.

>>18455

The bolding of hard could mean as suggested by one NEET an act of Dan's iron bar or UNNA!

>>18455

u sayin we dum mate?

>>18457

Dat's racist cunt

>>18454

If wine can be turned into vinegar can I turn vinegar into wine

>>18459

I wish we all could

Domestic Dispute NEET have things calmed down over there now?

>>18461

>Domestic Dispute NEET

Violence against NEETs, Dan says NO!

>>18400

>>18462

Unless he catches you shitting in the craft beer section again

>>18462

Dan would support you drinking the pain away. Dan is your friend, but he's the friend who'll drag you into shit.

>>18139

>>18140

>>18143

I wish you NEETs didn't have such shit taste. Everywhere I go, nobody likes Karen.

>>18465

The only thing of Karen I've watched is one edit that pokes at Rotherham

I am trying to get healthy, change my diet. The problem is every piece of advice is contradicted by some other piece of advice. Now I am reading that Olive Oil is bad for you and you should use lard instead.

It is very frustrating.

>>18467

Don't sweat those fad health sites too much, they make a living off whipping small health differences into a scandal to drive clicks and sales.

>>18468

>>ASIAN

>>18467

na olive oil isnt bad for you

>>18470

Well it's technically true, which is how they skirt around being called racists themselves.

>>18424

Wholeheartedly agree, Australia just isn't giving him enough money.

Our messiah cant be walking around in rags.

>>18425

Dick.

>>18468

Was it a webm

>>18433

Big blobs of mozzarella are great on pizzas

>>18476

>mozzarella

Flavourless and rubbery. An absolute meme cheese.

>>18473

The nigger talks bit and for the most part backs it up

At this rate he'll put the first man on Mars

>>18477

This

>>18425

the -cake neet variety is my favorite

>>18465

Do they show her tits and snatch or not? That review somebody posted in the other thread suggests the series runs the gamut of 'teenage life'.

>>18482

>>18482

There is handholding

Do any of you guys have crushes whose facebook or instagram you check out occasionally and sigh wistfully to yourself?

>>18465

Karen is just a home bran version of Kyoko

>>18483

Every time I see a Dan especially IRL I laugh

>>18485

I haven't been close enough to a woman to develop a crush on her since Windows Vista was actually used

>>18487

As opposed the All Bran version?

>>18489

>>18486

I like bike brainlet the most

>>18491

Not many of us here have all our bran

>>18493

We can't all be meme thieves.

>>18495

I get it

>>18497

Professor NEET

>>18496

This I seem to make more oc then I usw

>>18501

made-up*

>>18500

That is a truncus

>>18470

That's what poms call pajeets

>>18500

https://giphy.com/gifs/mean-girls-limitless-Xjhp27DxwmUUw

>>18504

POM's are weird

>>18477

I just like the texture, I eat to get full and hibernate. I don't have it in my mouth long enough to notice the taste.

>>18506

Is that saying you have to con the fruiteir or that his name is con

>>18510

D I C K C H E E S E

>>18509

Dont you remember him? He was on telly all the time.

>>18512

>>18509

He's also that cunt gribble from round the twist

>>18512

Half these cunts were born after 1988

Mother

Fucking

Fish

'n

Chips

>>18485

I only come to the NEETgen. Yes

>>18482

No.

>>18512

>>18514

Some of these cunts probably don't even know who Col'n Carpenter is.

>>18496

I am the original.

>>18475

The image in the post you quoted is the edit.

>>18518

or Kylie Mole

>>18505

What the fuck is this? Why wouldn't you just save it and then post it?

Don't make me allow shit sites through noscript for shit memes.

I don't understand this at all.

>>18522

I always found her creepy. Like she should have been in a horror movie.

>>18515

You forgot the picture.

>>18523

I tried, mate. Giphy is shit in that respect.

>>18465

I like Karen, just every Karenposter I've talked to is either an obnoxious cunt or the ringleader of a gaggle of fucksticks and if you take their attention they'll start getting really hostile with you.

>>18520

I only post your memes in good taste and at appropriate times.

Pepe Camel only applies when talking about internet nodes and hemorrhoids

>>18528

All bran is a high fibre cereal.

>>18528

In that case, why didn't Pepe Camel pop up when we were discussing packing a sex android's butthole with nutella and grapes yesterday?

>>18485

I don't even have any of that social media rubbish.

>>18512

Didn't watch much TV

Family had Austar but not free to Air

Shit like that

Pepe camel is exclusively a fibre meme.

>>18531

I've got a sock I use for hobby and that's it

>>18530

Maybe he likes that taste.

>>18535

I just use my sheets

>>18531

Neither do I, but I still keep tabs in a totally non-stalker-ish way if that makes sense?

>>18527

There are multiple karenposters?

our karen poster is ok.

>>18534

You're younger than me. I can't be fucked googling images, but think Anne-Marie and Aggro, Round The Twist season 1, Sophie-Lee hosting some cartoon show in the afternoon, etc.

>>18534

>>18539

She is the Anime idol of Britannia herself

Lots of anons can identify with that

Though I much prefer good old Matilda myself

>>18539

I don't mean here, I just mean overall. This Karen poster is ok, but I know there's another Australian Karen poster that doesn't come here and every time I see Karen I get mad that that Karen poster is still alive.

>>18543

>tfw you get ptsd from an anime girl

>>18543

God, what did that guy do?

>>18540

That pizza looks absolutely delish.

ayaya is better than karen tbh

>>18545

Pleased Karen more than this guy ever could evidently.

>>18540

>>18540

That looks great, That anon was me and now I'm going to get one.

That looks perfect

>>18546

Cheese-to-other-toppings looks out of whack TBH

>>18543

Is he an /animus/ faggot

Might have beer for dinner tonight

>>18366

You gourmet'd the shit outta that packet of instant noodle, very nice. What's in the glass?

>>18370

Even if you were just practicing survival skills there it would be of great benefit. How did you go about locating this 'secret' forest?

>>18393

A very respectable looking gentleman if you disregard the pair of stolen thongs worn with the suit

>>18549

>now I'm going to get one

They are pretty expensive.

>>18550

Sometimes you want it like that.

>>18552

Good choice for your daily faranatious

Have some goon for your two serves of fruit afterwards

>>18555

Spoil that tbh

>>18555

There are some leaked bloopers and stuff on youtube. Was pretty racy for it's day and timeslot and times.

>>18547

Green tea

>>18558

Did we really need 5 images?

>>18562

It adds to the suspense

>>18553

I live in the country and spotted it off in the distance on my travels one day, went to investigate it and found a government sign out the front(so I now it was not owned privately like others in the area) and then I explored it, it's not the biggest forest around you could probably walk from one side to the other in under an hour.

>>18560

>>18541

It sounds like you and me might be similar ages anon. I used to watch agro most mornings. My favourite cartoon they ever had was Robotech.

>>18565

>>18555

Agro was a fucking legend

>>18567

How long until he gets the #MeToo treatment?

I bought $100 ethereum and some cardano, time to watch that money dissappear

>>18569

Why not just chuck it out the car window instead?

>>18568

I was actually wondering about this the other day.

>>18566

I was more a He-Man and Thundercats kid. Robotech, Astroboy etc didn't do much for me.

>>18572

Do you remember Robotech being on Agro? No-one else seems to.

Other cartoons I remember watching are Samurai Pizza Cats and Bob in a Bottle.

>>18572

I dislike Astroboy for what it represents, convincing an industry that doing everything cheap as shit and in as few frames as possible was the way to do it.

>>18545

I joined a Discord, the owner was the Karen shitheap. Long story short I wouldn't metaphorically suck his cock and after getting to know these people for months and actually thinking of them as friends, he kicked me one day because apparently I "changed" the group dynamic which means people didn't suck him off as much as they did before. He even lashed out at the entire group and threatened to delete the server while complaining about how he feels left out yet he was the centre of conversation over half the time it was active.

>>18554

I'll just whinge at the misses about how she has money to feed starving Vietnamese kids or whatever but cant buy me a tool so I can fry a pizza.

She can pay for it.

>>18574

I remember Samurai Pizza Cats.

>>18549

Smear butter onto the pan so the bread doesn't stick. My dad's method is to put the pizza base in with tomato paste, BBQ sauce, oregano, and some parmesan cheese, let it cook for 10 minutes, and put the rest of the ingredients onto the base afterwards and let it cook for about 25 minutes on a middling heat setting (2 out of 4 on the model we have). You might have to turn it around with a pair of forks halfway through the 25 minutes.

>>18550

Don't know if you mean there's too much or too little. t. brainlet

>>18573

I don't, but it was showing when I was a kid. Saturday mornings I think.

>>18576

It wasn't Bruce the chink was it?

>>18579

>Don't know if you mean there's too much or too little. t. brainlet

Too much (for me anyway).

>>18580

It was on weekday mornings when I used to watch it. I rode my bike to school in my pyjamas one time after watching it because it got me so enthralled and captivated I could no longer function properly and remember things like getting dressed.

>>18560

Yeah agro was a dirty little cunt, they used to sometimes put repeats of it on around the time of funnies home vids when they couldnt find anything else.

The days are going faster and faster.

>>18581

Nah, his name was Justin.

>>18576

Ah that's unfortunate. I promise to use my Karenposting only for good.

Also >discord

>>18577

Do you cook stuff for her?

>>18563

limiting it to 4 makes it look better

>>18585

I wish they were

>>18578