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 No.169465 [View All]

How are you going NEETs? What are you up to this week?

Old Thread: >>168676

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 No.170174

>>170168

I went to my mother's house. She has gone crazy again. I think she is off her medication.

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 No.170175

>>170174

4L goon, force it into her.

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 No.170176

Can't be goon comatose and crazy.

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 No.170177

tfw no money for liquor

i really love midori bros, hold me

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 No.170178

>>170177

You are better off without it.

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 No.170179

>>170178

its tastey tho

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 No.170180

>>170177

I know that Midori feel. Can you get any of it that isn't from Mexico?

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 No.170181

>>170180

Midori is japanese

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 No.170182

>>170177

>>170179

>>170180

>Midori

>tasty

Fuck no, shit looks like dish soap and probably tastes like it too

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 No.170183

faggot used shitpost

ausneets used ignore

it was super effective

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 No.170184

>>170182

>probably tastes like it

Beer looks like piss.

Does it taste like piss?

Brainlet tier post my friend.

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 No.170185

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 No.170186

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 No.170187

>>170185

They need 30 minute delivery.

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 No.170188

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I wish i had booze, the only thing i have is a tiny bit of liquorice sambuca and its too strong to drink straight

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 No.170189

>>170188

Sip it.

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 No.170190

>>170189

Its not good to sipp

it needs to be mixed with lemonade and sipped.

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 No.170191

>>170190

My mistake, my apologies.

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 No.170192

>>170188

>>170190

Have a cup of tea and a biscuit.

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 No.170193

>>170192

i might walk up the road and get some Gong Cha

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 No.170194

>>170193

Bing bang awaits your toilet

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 No.170195

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File: 7638eead4d6820b⋯.jpg (173.26 KB,768x552,32:23,pelikan.jpg)

Pelican

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 No.170196

>>170195

Like a bin chicken?

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 No.170197

>>170196

It is easy to see why the pelican was sometimes thought to pierce its own breast. The pelican was believed to pierce its own breast with its beak and feed its young of its blood. It became a symbol of Christ sacrificing himself for man – and because of this was frequently represented in Christian art. In reality, the pelican is regurgitating food for her offspring, and in doing so, blood from macerated fish is spotting her snowy white breast.

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 No.170198

>>170197

Are any bin chickens in the bible?

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 No.170199

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 No.170200

>>170198

Yeah, Egyptians worshiped them. I don't think it mentions them specifically though.

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 No.170201

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 No.170202

>>170198

From Deuteronomy 14 (the great owl)

11 You may eat any clean bird. 12 But these you may not eat: the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, 13 the red kite, the black kite, any kind of falcon, 14 any kind of raven, 15 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, 16 the little owl, the great owl, the white owl, 17 the desert owl, the osprey, the cormorant, 18 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.

and Leviticus 11

13 “ ‘These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, 14 the red kite, any kind of black kite, 15 any kind of raven, 16 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, 17 the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, 18 the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, 19 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.

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 No.170203

>>170200

>>170201

God bless bin chickens.

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 No.170204

>>170202

The bird that keeps on giving.

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 No.170205

>>170203

?

They were gods before God.

<לא יהיה־לך אלהים אחרים על־פני‬

<Thou shalt have no other gods before Me

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 No.170206

The melon seeds I planted are coming up.

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 No.170207

>>170206

Where are the pictures?

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 No.170208

>>170207

I did not want to scare them with photography. They might be shy.

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 No.170209

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Fucking indicators on the driver side of the astra stopped working, spent 20 minutes going through all the lights and fuses and had to go buy a new relay box. Cost $110, could have got it cheaper online but its too dangerous using my hand as a turn signal on the freeway so I needed on now

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 No.170210

>>170209

i'm glad i dont drive

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 No.170211

>>170209

That Astra has given you a lot of trouble over the last year or so mate.

You did well to try and sort it out yourself.

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 No.170212

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spent all my money on pee sea repairs, now i have none for booze

What a sad world.

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 No.170213

>>170209

I bought one the other day for $16 from supercheap.

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 No.170214

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>>170208

They may want to flaunt it.

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 No.170215

>>170214

You really need to touch and smell to get the proper melon experience.

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 No.170216

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>>170202

I really don't understand why all the animals specifically named in the bible as clean or unclean are from the middle-east.

Can I eat a platypus or wombat without going to hell?

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 No.170218

>>170213

You nigger

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 No.170219

>>170216

It depends if they have cloven hoofs or chew the cud.

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 No.170220

Aboriginal barf machine

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 No.170221

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 No.170222

>>170211

I really need to get rid of the fucking thing but buying cars is a pain the in the ass

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 No.170224

>>170222

Get your mob to line you up with one.

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 No.170225

bum rash

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