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 No.167923 [View All]

Back in my days, to get milk you had to suck off the cow. It helped kids build character and showed you which kids would make it in life and which ones wouldn't.

OLD >>167155

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 No.168639

>>168638

It helps you get through the day, until you revisit Dan who waits for you when you need more medicine.

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 No.168640

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 No.168641

>>168640

>At the supermarket checkout, he and his wife and six month old baby will spend $1000 each month and $8000 in mortgage repayments. Personally, Phil will spend around $300 on coffee and takeaway, $250 with a personal trainer and $1000 as a personal allowance to his wife who is currently on maternity leave.

>“We don’t spend a great deal,” he explained.

>“Buy it if I want something, I will buy it for me or my family. For example, my daughter turned six months old, so I bought her a $500 pair of earrings.

>“If there’s a new iPhone that comes out, I will buy it because I want it.

>“But now that my partner doesn’t get paid, the finance falls on me. So I try and save the amount she was making each year. I do this by trying to get a better rate on my mortgage and insurance, stopping my gym membership and cutting down our streaming services.”

How is he so retarded? he must be a good sales man to get $300k.

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 No.168642

>>168640

Pure greed.

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 No.168643

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Good morning, Neets. Day's over for me. I hope you have a great day.

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 No.168644

>>168641

>How is he so retarded? he must be a good sales man to get $300k.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly, he has so much money but feels so poor. He's one of those people that works so hard that when they are old they cannot enjoy their wealth.

>>168642

Yep.

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 No.168645

Mass abo abortions

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 No.168646

Enhanced aboriginal offspring

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 No.168647

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 No.168648

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>>168647

Good morning, Sir.

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 No.168649

>>168643

That's a very nice photo

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 No.168650

Went out to get my hair cut at 8:30. Now security guards at shops will no longer I'm a homeless person shoplifting. Gonna spend the rest of the day getting lambed and eating lasagne to help me recover from the trauma of having to sit in the barber's chair for 12 minutes.

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 No.168651

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>>168648

Seems you got he last one just in time, when the sun was still making them pretty.

It's a little overcast here, hurt my eyes to try and take that pic.

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 No.168652

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Dan's Irish rose.

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 No.168653

>>168652

Every time you shop at Craig's, this woman cries.

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 No.168654

>>168652

Would fuck. Front and back bottoms.

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 No.168655

>>168649

Thank you, friend.

>>168651

Yeah, it got pretty cloudy and dark all of a sudden. We might get some rain. 14 degrees over here. By the way, thanks for posting a picture of your day. I wanted to see my sunset and your sunrise (or day).

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 No.168656

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I realise the Irish have always been losers, but when did they become so cucked?

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 No.168657

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>>168656

> The Arabic word for "Martyr"

> 90's pop legend

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 No.168658

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/411619

metro2033 free for a bit, something I'd share, might be one of you interested

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 No.168659

>>168658

I'm seriously contemplating learning how to build a pc.

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 No.168660

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>>168655

It's 9:30am now, it's getting more overcast. I doubt t will rain though.

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 No.168661

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>>168660

Best weather in this time of the year. Though it isn't very noticeable here. Wednesday was rainy all day with 15 degrees.

20:17 here and 2 pictures of the last full moon.

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 No.168662

6.4 standard drinks so far today. Is anyone beating me? And begfore you ask, YES IT IS A COMPETITION

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 No.168663

>>168662

Goon before noon turns you into a coon

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 No.168664

>>168662

If you're going to be a degenerate morning drinker at least keep a good pace

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 No.168665

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Good morning to the freeters I missed yesterday and the NEETs I'll miss today

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 No.168666

Evil cunny grool

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 No.168667

another bright and sunny day in paradise neetos

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 No.168668

>>168624

Start reading books

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 No.168669

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>>168662

>And begfore you ask, YES IT IS A COMPETITION

This man is a saint, give him the respect he deserves.

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 No.168670

>>168669

He can't travel to your wonderland if he's always too gooned to drive

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 No.168671

>>168670

If he's gooned enough, wonderland will come to him.

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 No.168672

>>168671

You need the special goon for that to happen

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 No.168673

morning neets

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 No.168674

>>168673

Morning

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 No.168675

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>>168622

It's good, you should watch it anyway.

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 No.168677

>>168674

how are you

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 No.168678

Very funny poo

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 No.168679

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, today seems to be a bad day for hayfever as I feel like shit from the moment I step out of bed with sneezes and runny eyes, spring is usually a comfy time of year with all the birds and warmer weather but this part of it is just awful.

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 No.168680

>tfw no funny poo picture

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 No.168681

>>168679

>but this part of it is just awful.

Time to go straight to Dan's?

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 No.168682

>>168681

Sadly not even Dan can cure hayfever, but I did stock up yesterday

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 No.168683

>>168677

I am ok, eating lasagna.

How are you going?

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 No.168684

>>168682

It's a shame that Dan hasn't got into pharmaceuticals. NK could go straight to Dan's for 2/3 of his needs and perhaps all of his needs if a transaction is completed in the car park.

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 No.168685

healthy rashless bum

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 No.168686

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 No.168687

>>168684

Dan Murphy, liquor merchant and pharmacist

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 No.168690

>>168687

Dan is a bad man.

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 No.168691

bum rash

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