NEET General #219 - You've Come A Long Way Baby Edition NEET 10/14/18 (Sun) 09:21:26 No. 164900 [View All]
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Our most kind and humble NEET is about to turn from a child to a 28 year old adolescent.
Soft and serious is only the beginning.
It is often hard to have a real conversation with you, more so than most of the other NEETs but I want you to know that we are all very proud of you NK.
Onward and upward.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 07:58:20 No. 165612
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:00:05 No. 165613
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:01:29 No. 165614
Why has the gen been so quiet this week
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:02:44 No. 165615
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:03:56 No. 165616
>>165614
Possum is on hiatus.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:06:04 No. 165617
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:06:50 No. 165618
Looking at ovens has pissed me off.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:09:53 No. 165619
>>165618
Thinking cheerful thoughts can help bring about a cheerful emotional state. Just imagine them filled with jews.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:10:59 No. 165620
>>165614
better like this than getting a mention on the abc website like 4ch has, can you imagine all the fags now checking out 4ch
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:12:54 No. 165621
>>165618
As my sparky told me, don't buy the cheapest otherwise you will just end up with problems in the future, buy something that is good quality that will last
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:16:20 No. 165622
>>165619
I need one that is 54 cm, you can't fit enough in to make me happy.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:17:29 No. 165623
>>165621
That is part of what is pissing me off.
One oven and a car is going to leave me back at square one and no closer to my dream of owning shitty real estate to rent out to shitty people.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:18:49 No. 165624
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:19:07 No. 165625
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:19:43 No. 165626
>>165620
That's happened countless times and then the newfriends become the oldfags that complain about newfags
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:19:53 No. 165627
>>165623
Get a 2nd hand Weber kettle. Pretty much don't need an oven after that if you're careful.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:21:00 No. 165628
>>165586
This was shit btw, thanks for inquiring.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:21:38 No. 165629
>>165624
I remember watching this guy in my lazy NEET days with day time telly on a mattress in the lounge under a blanket while stoned.
Thanks, that cheered me up a bit.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:25:48 No. 165630
>>165629
I was meaning let Justine be your guide, but you're welcome.
The ginger guy was a bit weird, but he always stuck it up his no-sugar/vegan co-hosts.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:25:50 No. 165631
>>165586
m8 how did it go? I reckon an official thing like this they will pull out all the stops for a great feed, let us know how it goes
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:26:14 No. 165632
>>165614
Holidays ended not too long ago
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:27:21 No. 165633
Justine used to give me massive ASMR when I would watch day time telly while also being a stoned NEET
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:29:02 No. 165634
>>165630
>no-sugar/vegan
Jesus, why even live.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:29:08 No. 165635
>>165630
Ohh, so that's the notorious Justine Schofield.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:30:44 No. 165636
>>165614
Been playing vidya all day to help distract me from hunger rather than using the internet. But I reckon my contribution to ausneets is pretty minor. Someone else is to blame.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:32:25 No. 165637
>>165631
This was actually shite.
Basically there's an IT service firm that pairs up with a different security vendor every couple of months and puts on a lunch and presentation type ting.
Last time they held it in a room overlooking Adelaide oval. That was really good.
This time it was in the Mayfair hotel.
Instead of a sit down meal it was a serve yourself affair.
Main consisted of some kind of tasteless tortellini (I couldn't even tell what the filling was) with a sauce that looked like melted butter mixed with water. Side was some kind of boiled egg and avocado salad.
Consequently I had about 5 tortellini pillows and a quarter of a boiled egg.
Pudding was a one inch square of generic cake.
The security vendor I'm on good terms with, so it was good to check in with them, but I went back to the office hungry.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:33:16 No. 165638
>>165635
Not the one in the picture the other NEET provided. Justine doesn't need a ranga co-host. She's talking to me (not you) when she's looking down the barrel of the camera.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:34:59 No. 165639
>>165638
Justine is he root cause of your execabetes.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:35:38 No. 165640
>>165639
IF ONLY SHE COULD PLAY THE BANJO AND HAD AN INTEREST IN INFOSEC
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:35:59 No. 165641
>>165640
and was a bit racist
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:36:36 No. 165642
>>165640
…I didn't know you were the banjo enthusiast.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:36:37 No. 165643
>>165637
> with a sauce that looked like melted butter mixed with water.
Sounds like a split Hollandaise
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:37:18 No. 165644
>>165642
Of course Cruisey loves nigger music
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:38:17 No. 165645
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:38:34 No. 165646
>>165644
Funnily enough, niggers also claim to have invented the 5 string resonator banjo. Chrome-plated metalwork and all.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:39:54 No. 165647
>>165643
It was bizarre. It wasn't bad , so much as it was insipid . Almost like they couldn't be fucked catering to vegans separately and just made everybody eat the same shit.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:39:56 No. 165648
>>165646
They created flying pyramids, a metal twangy instrument is nothing.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:40:31 No. 165649
>>165645
Their NEETlore is terrible, brother.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:41:24 No. 165650
>>165636
m8 if your hungry you should snack
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:41:38 No. 165651
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:41:47 No. 165652
>>165650
oh for fucks sake
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:42:53 No. 165653
>>165651
Cruisey needs to bring the missus to the Council meeting tomorrow. Weber can twang his banjo and we can see if her pubic hair stands on end or not.
t. Black Science Man.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:43:09 No. 165654
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:44:13 No. 165655
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:45:09 No. 165656
>>165655
Yeah, fuck that cunt.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:45:46 No. 165657
>>165654
Boong pre-ejaculation
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:45:50 No. 165658
>>165655
The good ol' M-2. Illegal to own now without a special exemption from the Police Commissioner in your state.
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:46:18 No. 165659
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:46:40 No. 165660
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NEET 10/17/18 (Wed) 08:49:37 No. 165665
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