/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Hey cumguzzlers

>>15906

Hey doll bludgeon

>15889

Here you go.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ArAEJaQZK2

>>15904

iirc that footage is from metropolis

did you give the song a listen?

>>15908

I had to wait ten minutes to link it because the other thread died a bit, so it wasn't too difficult

>>15911

I haven't yet because I'm watching a movie, but I will do afterwards.

Metropolis is a pretty great movie too, I'd definitely recommend it to a bored neet with nothing to do for a few hours

>>15914

I was going to aim for 751 on the dot but the risk was a bit too high

>tfw really enjoy SOL anime and manga but it makes me feel like a loser because of how deep I got into when I was at my lowest

>>15917

Don't feel so bad, I did the same thing. The few months I spent watching Hidamari Sketch were great.

I dropped all the SOL shows this season though, maybe the magic is wearing off.

>tfw love listening to warm ambient while I browse imageboards

>tfw not even that hungry but still considering going to kfc

>rang them up to see what time they close, they close at 1am

I'm conflicted m8s

I sent out a message to anyone I can loosely call a mate asking if they want to go out for indian tommorow night

>>15921

Don't do it, lad, you'll be thankful you didn't when tomorrow rolls around.

>>15910

Good shit, dude.

>>15921

>tfw very hungry but can't be bothered leaving my room

You should try this trick, it will save your wallet and your gut

>>15922

Give up on the curry pussy, monk

>>15923

I'm not even eating healthy atm and am fat as

>>15926

If your waistline doesn't care, a small extra $10 that doesn't leave your wallet can go towards harsher substances down the line.

>>15926

>>15926

you can change

>>15925

I can always be bothered leaving my room to eat tho m8

>>15928

Statistically speaking he can't

>>15930

Why not?

>>15930

That's actually the kind of talk that makes me want to say fuck you and actually turn my life around tbh

>>15916

You shouldn't be too stressed. Some people literally post on the SECOND daily and can manage to do it, being the 751 post in an Aus thread can't be too hard.

>>15918

Yeah, the part you've circled is the start of the line, the black is the complete drawn line, the blue is what I really drew.

>check if it happens plugged into every USB port

The weird part is that it would happen if I didn't have my tablet plugged in at launch, so I would never unplug my tablet, but it causes it now for some reason. I only recently, like in January installed Win10, and haven't been able to get my tablet installed properly. I've dug through both the windows AND wacom settings, yet haven't been able to find something to fix this. I can't help but wonder if it's because I've got one of those cheap Bamboo pen and touches or not. Like my tablets active area is fucking 5" and I still can't find an answer as to why I can't draw with the cunt.

>>15922

I just want you to know that if you picked me up from my house and dropped me off, I would eat dinner with fucking anyone. Just let you know though, I weigh 140kg+ and live in SA, but it's not about how much I weight, but more about how my weight dictates the way people would think of me. A small amount of fucking GOOD FOOD > some $120 bullshit meal.

>tfw I'm the customgrow420 of self destructive losers

>>15933

You'll never do it

hope this helps mate, good luck

>tfw you're 23 and you're younger 21 year old brother has stolen your 23 year old friend with him

>>15937

>tfw time has stolen all my friends

>tfw graduated highschool 7 years ago

>>15934

>I can't help but wonder if it's because I've got one of those cheap Bamboo pen and touches or not.

It might be. Wacom went and just outright deprecated their entire Bamboo line some time back in favour of using the brand for some cheapo gimmicky gear. Time and support dropoff might have just conspired to fuck you.

>>15939

clockpepe.jpg

>>15937

>>15939

>tfw haven't had a friend since high school

>>15943

>tfw haven't had a friend since pre primary

>>15943

>tfw haven't had a friend since high school

>tfw that friend used you for drug money and is no longer a dead beat because you were the stepping stone

>>15947

>tfw you missed out on the craze and continued to order nothing despite literally the first drug to learn about was 4-aCo-DMT from 2013

>tfw run out of piss

>>15948

Some people are still importing and some vendors are still trying to get rid of stock. Have a look around and pm some businesses, might be worth your while.

If I ever run out and feel I need more I'll be sure to find a way to get some.

>>15950

The problem is I cbf converting my dosh to crypto at this point. I'm not sure I'll ever even move out of home let alone be able to receive a package that someone doesn't question.

A bit of a stressful day today, went for a drive but this old boomer cut me off then started yelling at me next set of lights, on the way back didn't get to Dan's on time and they closed pretty much in my face, came home to mummybot's rees, thankfully I have my goon

Hitting the hay my neet brothers

Big full moon tonight

>tfw posting your fat fucking hamplanet cunt body on /4/soc

I leave for 6 hours and the old thread gets over 400 replies and there is already a new one, this board seems much faster than /aus/ was.

>>15937

I used to hang out with my cousin who is the same age(25) and my 17 year old brother now hangs out with him and I hardly even talk to my cousin any more.

>>15955

Why do that to yourself?

>>15951

You could always open a post office box briefly. Otherwise ktfb.

>>15960

Who would win

Dan murphy

One big boi

>>15961

Big Boi wins every fucking time and you know it.

>>15963

>tfw no gym mentor

I'm sick of having the physique of an auschwitz prisoner, I want to be big, strong and muscular so all the niggers, abos and other trash that live here in Melbourne won't bother me on my nightwalks

>>15964

Eat and lift, that's all there is to it.

>>15964

I wish I could be there to mentor you neet. Failing that I only couldn't recommend Stronglifts 5x5 enough for getting me on the path: https://stronglifts.com/5x5/

Within 6 months I was starting to peak at 90 squat, 50 row, 40 bench, 70 deadlift and 30 overhead while only weighing 60. I'm so keen to go back, I've been out for a year.

>>15966

>Eat and lift

I've been eating 2 grams of protein for ever kg of my bodymass and doing SS for the past 6 months, still look like I left uncle adolfs fun summer camp

>>15967

Thank you NEET, I've been trying to start doing 5x5 for the past month but hopefully this program will help me get on track

>>15968

Eat more carbs. what do you mean SS?

Who takes their balls out when they piss

>>15969

Starting Strength

>>15971

Ahh, when I started I didn't do any special staring course, I just lifted.

>>15972

Right, maybe that's what I should have doen

>>15973

That and diet. Eating protein is good but it alone will not make you bigger, you need that foundation of carbs to actually put on weight.

>>15974

That's true I guess, I have to admit that although I've been keeping a close eye on the protein I've fallen asleep at the wheel carbs-wise

>>15968

All good neet. Good luck and stick at it.

>>15976

Thanks, going to sleep now so goodnight to you all

My poo refuses to go into the toilet, I did a poo and it climbed out of the toilet and went into the fridge and won't come out.

>>15917

>>tfw really enjoy SOL anime and manga but it makes me feel like a loser because of how deep I got into when I was at my lowest

Don't feel bad for it. SOL and CGDCT anime is a light in the darkness of this Darwinian hell-world we are all trapped inside.

>>15983

Morning Karen, ya filthy dyke.

>>15983

>>15981

>>15984

Morning.

>>15910

lol

>>15942

Are there any actual side effects (other than addiction)?

>>15970

I let mine float in the bowl.

>>15978

If it's in the fridge it's food again and the process must repeat.

>>15970

Do you piss through your balls too?

>>15979

>in the lid of the little pot

That's a great idea.

Looks good, nice and creamy.

>>15980

That's not a sport, that's just ad time accompanied by two guys occasionally talking.

>>15981

What's the blood test for?

>>15997

>for some ulterior motive.

What age do most people move out?

Is that the ulterior motive?

>>15988

Withdrawals with sustained use. Somewhere between alcohol and valium in effect, so pretty bad after heavy, sustained use. You can also get hangovers after high doses. I woke up feeling good this morning, slight afterglow.

>>15998

>What age do most people move out?

In Brazil late 30s. Baby boomers ruined the economy and real estate market to the point you need to be a millionaire to own a house, and if you rent you need something beyond 1st world wage, and it has to be stable even when the country is crashing with no survivors which happens every few years.

The average BR nowadays either inherits a house, ilegally builds a shack in a hill with like-minded people (this is how favelas are born) or lives with so many relatives they can't remember everyone's name.

Anyone watching the latest coin crash? If you enjoy normies with disposable income losing it all check out plebbit.

>>15999

It sounds pretty good, been reading a little bit about it.

It apparently works similar to this neuro-transmitter - reduces excitability

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma-Aminobutyric_acid

also

> there have been no reports of death in association with phenibut overdose.

cool

>>16000

Wow even brazil got fucked by boomers.

>>16000

>late 30s

jesus, fuck that.

> if you rent you need something beyond 1st world wage

Is that just for an average house?

>>16000

Almost the same deal here, housing is completely unaffordable in the main cities both to own or rent.

>>16000

>tfw housing regulations

>>16005

I do think housing is expensive but if you're on 50-60k a 300 - 500k house isn't out of reach.

It'd probably take 20 yeas to pay off but that's sort of the normal way to do it.

>>16005

There are no advantages to living in the state capitals for a NEET.

>>16006

I was talking to a guy who does construction the other day and he told me that if you build something on pierblocks it isn't subject to building regulations.

>>16008

Yeah for us NEETs our only option is to move to smaller rural cities and towns.

>>16002

This is in that link

>there are a few case reports of rectal administration and one report of insufflation, which was described as "very painful" and causing swollen nostrils.

It obviously means snorting but when i clicked the link this came up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insufflation

It should be linked to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insufflation_(medicine)

made me lol

>>16008

Cheaper technology maybe?

The internet is a NEET's lifeblood afterall, what does a NEET do when their computer inevitably dies?

>>16009

My neighbour has a shack on the river built on those and he had to jump through council hoops to build it.

I dont think that guy knows what he is saying (it might be different wherever you are)

>>16012

Sit in the RSL and watch horse racing.

>>16012

Buy a new computer.

I bet the regulations in brazil are set up that way so that you and everyone else has to bribe some HUEnigger to get anything done

>>16012

Even itty bitty rural towns have state-funded libraries with internet access you can use to buy new parts off the internet.

Itty bitty meaning a few thousand in population, not 50. The places with 50-ish people aren't that great for a NEET either because internet access is a bitch.

>>16017

My home town that has less than 2k had NBN at least a year ago

>>16002

>>16011

After my first use yesterday I'd rate it pretty highly. I am going to limit use to once a week, maybe more if absolutely necessary. Wouldn't say it's a wonder drug but for me it sure is wonderful.

They say those with anxiety cannot produce enough gaba naturally for some reason.

Ah fuck.

I almost cried. I knew it was going to be bad and I still watched.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-02/man-beats-dog-to-death-in-canberra/9387816

>>16020

Dirty bogans owning pit bulls never a good thing.

>'Arrogant' Australia risks scaring-off foreign investors

>regulation could offend overseas investors

>If we continue to make it hard for them or frustrate them or make them feel like their money is not worth it

Some of our farmers are scum, the way they make it sound like they are getting hard don by by having to offer it to domestic buyers first.

Most of them fucking inherited it anyway.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2018-02-03/australian-real-estate-agents-concern-foreign-investment-reform/9391394

>>16023

At the end of the day farmers have all the cards.

>>16020

That was excessive lethal force. I he doesn't have the balls to grab the dog by the collar or hind legs then he's a spineless cunt. If he'd done that to my dog he'd be getting a bat to the legs a few times. I've grabbed dogs bigger than that off my little pom/JR cross. That or just pick the little fucker up off the ground and hold him above your head. Then again that big dog should be locked up in the back yard. People who have their dogs inside are sick.

>>16023

If it's a big farming operation I agree. But there are plenty of small time farmers who have to sell to those markets to make a decent wage. The government should force woolies/coles to pay fairly or the guv should subsidise the farming. Squeezed at both ends.

>>16025

Lol didn't the article, tfw an idiot.

>>16026

?

>>15995

GRIDS lol

Nah, my nephew was born with a few problems, and they're testing family members to see if a certain marker my sister has is present anywhere else in the family.

>>16028

It's not like you're going to have children so why go?

>>15979

Thanks for the pics anon.

>>16029

Because women are XX and men are XY, and they need to know if it came down the male or female line. And perhaps I care about my immediate family?

>>16025

>People who have their dogs inside are sick

That does not strike me as a particularly intelligent remark.

>>16025

I had my dog fucked up by a rotty when a guy came around a corner with one (we both rad our dogs off the lead)

He fucking started punching his dog in the head over and over again. I get it's a scary situation and there wasn't any time to compose himself but a finger in his bum would've made his lockjaw open. He just pulled the dog off of mine and my dog just laid there and took it, ended up with scratches on his head from the other dogs teeth.

>>16032

I once stayed at someones house out of necessity. Two dogs inside a cramped space. Smelt and there was hair everywhere, loud barking and generally annoying. On the last day one of the dogs didn't go outside to shit and shat in the loungeroom where I was sleeping. Went to a hotel that night and copped the cost. No way I will stay there again.

>>16033

Smart guy.

>>16027

Didn't bother to read the second article.

>>16033

>a finger in his bum would've made his lockjaw open

Is this what you are meant to do?

I've made notes of the local dogs in the area, their owners, and where they live. If they attack my dog while we're out walking, their dog will die soon thereafter.

>>16034

Sounds like the dogs were badly trained and the people were dirty and didn't clean.

My dog lives inside and sleeps in bed with me. He sheds a lot of hair around the place and occasionally walks something smelly in or does something gross but I like having him around.

>>16034

When I got kicked out of one place I stayed at a mates place. Him mum was legit crazy. There was my mate and his brother living there, he house smelt and was used as a party house. Had grafiti on the inside walls and wndows missng. there was one spare room and they used to scoop up the dog and cat shit and chuck it ino that one. there was a two or three foot high pile of poo in it.

>>16036

I've heard that from a few people, never seen anyone do it though.

>>16039

It is crazy how some people live. The smells they put up with when cleaning wouldn't even be that hard.

>>16039

>>16038

Utter filth. My rule is animals belong outside unless it's a british shorthair cat. Even then the litterbox is outside. I like a clean space. I find it's a psychological thing. I'd rather come home to a clean sink then a pile of dirty dishes. Animals are nice to have I just don't want them on me. I guess a dog by the fireplace when I'm older but that's it.

>>16040

/thread

>>16041

>a dog by the fireplace

you may as well just get a picture of one if you're not going to deal with them getting dirty and shit.

They're animals, they're going to be dirty and make stuff dirty occasionally.

>/thread

what?

>>16036

Worked on my grandpa…

>>15989

Maybe I actually should do something like that, it would be fun.

>>16001

What happened now?

>>16044

>I actually should do something like that

Convert to Islam?

>>16045

Never go full retard

Seems you cant write in Arabic here.

>>16050

Fuck off Mohammed

>>16051

That's Ahmed to you kafir

>>16050

試し

>>16054

Weebs welcome.

>>16054

You can come over to my house and fuck my cousin anytime. Muhammad has to bleed, though.

>>16053

>forcefed

It'll be my martyrdom (PBUT)

>>16057

Pretty sure BO said no paedo or criminal shit, and Islam is the worship of a mass-murdering paedophile warlord, so you should be banned.

>>16058

Is a faith more a worshiping of a message bringer or the trial of trying to stick to the message?

same goes with politics and any group mentality/ideology tbh

>>16058

Now now let's not be islamphobic, he took responsibility and married one of the 9 year olds he raped.

>>15981

How do you put air in your tires? How much do you put in? How often should you do it?

>>16061

>he took responsibility and married one of the 9 year olds he raped.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

>>16062

Assuming you're not trolling, at the petrol station there is an air hose for this purpose. You dial up the required pressure (printed in the driver's door well) and inflate the tyre until it beeps.

If it's not an automated one, you just read the gauge until it says the pressure you want.

>>16062

As for how often, I do it weekly as part of my routine. It doesn't take much at all, so you can probably do it fortnightly or three weekly. Depends how much you drive I guess.

>>16064

No I am not trolling.

>>16065

I have never done it. Do they do it for you when you take your car in to be serviced?

>>16066

Some do. My Holden's dealer where I get my car serviced every 6 months will check it. 6 months is too long to drive around without checking though.

>>16064

Or you can be a jew and put in more air than you should for fuel economy, the sides of the tires won't be in contact with the road so when the middle is too used up you start putting in the proper amount of air and use the sides too which means your tires also last more overall.

This is huehue street knowledge.

>>16068

Correct. Too high an inflation affects braking and traction though. And on long trips you have to take into account the pressure increase due to temperature.

>tfw woke up depressed with a hangover

>>16070

big depressed or just depressed?

>>16071

just average depressed

It is the weekend but I don't feel happy

>>16073

Why would you have expected to?

>>16074

I am not a rational person, neet

>>16075

I have become very cynical.

>>16076

I have become very cyclical

>tfw cyclically depressed

>>16078

That's my word you little shit

>>16077

i wish i was cylindrical and not spherical

>>16080

The big boi life is too much for some

>>16082

Why does that wojak look like a penis?

>>16083

Brainlets come in all shapes and sizes

>>16082

Look mate, I posted a synonym list so people had alternatives to "tfw depressed", and everybody ignored it and settled on "tfw big depressed". Don't go implying I'm some kind of wonky headed wojak.

>>16084

Let's not pretend mate, most of us brainlets come in the small size

>>16087

You won't feel alone when the SES is knocking the front wall of your house out so they can use a crane to drop you in the back of an ambulance.

>>16087

The bucket is comfier when you're being squished against the side by a neet with a bmi that is twice as high as his age

>>16085

>Don't go implying I'm some kind of wonky headed wojak.

I can understand how huge depressed hugely depressed and large depressed largely depressed could be used to describe depression, but how do you use with big with depression? I feel that is well above my brainlet level and requires the accompanied images

>>16090

I didn't coin big depressed, I just ran with it. Nobody liked my synonyms :(

>>16090

it's a big fella depression unna

>bought a laser printer last year, been using it sparingly

>my housemates asked if they can use it, say yeah

>it's now out of ink, look up a replacement drum and there $85 each

Fucking ree

>>16091

I aint going to buck the trend, last time someone was big depressed I posted those images and I will continue the trend into the future

>>16092

>big fella depression

Makes sense but without the subject it doesn't make sense because it's well above my brainlet level

>>16093

Goddamn. Unless you're dabbling in forgery or counterfeiting, just buy the cheapest inkjet you can find and chuck it out when the ink runs dry.

>>16093

Find them cheap online seller with a physical store. Take the prices to OfficeWorks or ring them up. Get an additional 5% off with free delivery online. Ink prices are always inflated to make the printers cheaper when people buy them.

>>16093

Print them out an invoice.

>>16097

kek

>>16093

That's how they make their money, just do what >>16095 said it's literally cheaper to just buy a new printer than it is to buy the cartridges.

>>16096

inkhub.com.au is an adelaide bloke who sells reloads etc. Looks like they have laserjet cartridges in the $40-$45 range. I use them for refills for my Epson inkjet and haven't had a dud one yet.

>>16099

Yeah, I'll keep it though, the scanner is useful.

>>16100

> I use them for refills for my Epson inkjet and haven't had a dud one yet.

>>16102

>>16100

Sorry forgot my post, that is the better alternative on a cheap printer.

What do people use printers for these days? If I have to send a document to someone I email it or upload it on their website.

I was going to set up my power rack and bench in the shed once it is possum-proofed, but now I am thinking about setting it up inside the house instead. The only thing I am worried about is maybe the loaded barbells could damage the floor?

>>16105

Just don't drop them when you're deadlifting and you should be OK.

I have a ~200kg safe on wooden floorboards without an issue.

>>16104

I have a Brother HL-5450dn. I don't print in colour often and can use the local library when necessary if family is unavailable. I use a separate Cannon scanner. The printer cartridges can be expensive to purchase, but it lasts forever if you buy the $200 refills: frequent printing up to 2000 pages each yield. If I need something in colour and need to show someone use a USB, email or show it your own to phone to them. Colour printing is too expensive.

I bought the printer because it was cheaper elsewhere and I got Officeworks to match it and beat it by 5%

>>16107

Saved at $100+ with an extended warranty because if anything fucks up, I expect a new printer and it was only about $50 extra. That was even reduced because I brought the price down so much that it went into a new cheaper band. Price matching is awesome, you don't have to wait for delivery and you can get it almost as cheap as some nasty online only stores

>>16106

My mum had a safe in her shop (they had to bring it in with a special little crane) and they told her the floor would be fine but it basically sunk right through after a couple of years. The whole floor around it sloped inward toward it.

>>16107

What do you print?

>>16106

What do you keep in your safe?

>>16109

Mine has been there for 10 years. It's in a corner and over joists, and the floor hasn't sagged or slumped near as I can tell.

>>16111

Rare Pepes

>>16113

A safe will not be enough protection.

>>16113

They'll be all moldy and stale by now

>>16115

I have a dehumidifier in there.

>>16114

Also got a dog and a gun.

>>16110

When I was at uni I like holding physical copies of documents to write and annotate them. Digital copies are too much for me to manage when you had 10+ documents for a single assignment with cross for assignments: 2 pages on a single page (reasonable quality text that small to read). Other printing for family of documents and word document stuff. The volume varies depends on what I am doing, like job shit can increase the volume as I feel that physical copies to proof read with editing on screen help me pick up very minor details that can fuck up an application

>>16118

I'm biggly into computers and I still prefer paper documents and books to online documents. I read and think while I poop and an e-reader detracts from this experience.

>>16117

not in the safe I hope

>>16119

I love my kindle for reading. I thought I would hate it but it is great.

>>16121

Very quick with that reaction image.

>>16123

He's a well trained shitposter

>>16119

It's all up to an individual. Managing massive documentation for a semester on mandatory shit to read for quizzes and discussions with assignment shut required a good system of managing it. It was not very efficient but it worked well when I annotated documents and could easily locate them for other assignments, by remember what I wrote on them instead of opening folder and folders of document. Adobe PDF editing of a document was not as flexible for what I needed it for. I didn't give a fuck about the environment and paper is cheap with a cheap running printer makes life easier for me. It just depends on what you use your resources as my solution may not be for you

>>16123

danke schon

Just went for a walk with the dog. I took a couple pics and went to a garage sale. Got a new rod, a tackle box and a buckle. I'll post pics in a minute.

In the meantime here's the video from yesterday, finally uploaded.

>>16127

Watching now.

>>16083

That's a jellyfish wojak, the whole of a jellyfish is it's brainlet

>>16130

Being a jellyfish sounds shit

>>16131

Jellyfish are NEETs they just float around doing nothing all day and eat

>>16131

Being one of those itchy-jap-name ones and stinging motherfuckers to near death would be sweet though

>>16095

>just buy the cheapest inkjet you can find and chuck it out when the ink runs dry

They caught onto that, and now they're selling the printers with like a third of their cartridges' levels or something these days.

>>16133

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish

>>16127

Good to hear that you sounds a lot better today. I hope doggo is ok after that incident.

Nice artwork. Looks like a comfy trip all round.

>>16127

Another very comfy little video. Loved the shithouse at the end.

I hope you weren't tempted into using any drugs by your friend.

>>16135

hey were named after the Irukandji people whose country stretches along the coastal strip north of Cairns, Queensland.

Not Jap

>>16134

Yeah the cartridges that come with a new printer hold a tiny amount of ink now.

>>16138

Yeah yeah I had to google it. Call me a dumb cunt, I deserve it for that.

>>16132

They also dont have a limit to how big thy can get and are better the bigger they get.

>>16136

>>16137

Yeah cheers, the getting lost bit put me in a better mood. I dont film shit while driving but the bits in between are the best bits imo.

Nah I wouldn't smoke while driving about because cops.

>>16138

Huh cool.

>>16140

No need to get like that mate.

>>16141

There's one type that's also immortal.

>>16141

>>16144

We'll never win big boi 2018 if one of them finds the gen

>>16147

probably rice or something

>>16147

I'm just going to drink a shitload of beer and pass out.

>>16144

I think i remember something about trying to sequence that gene and I think some of the facecreams women use have jellyfish shit in them.

Apparently they need to be poisoned to kill as well, I read about in Japan they were overpopulating due to warmer seas I think so someone/council or something, went out and chopped them all up with a blender type thing (drove through them all with it on the back of a boat) and all the bits and pieces of them became spores and the next year there were even more.

>>16147

Lasagne.

>>16151

My condolences.

>>16152

High five, my eye-talian brother.

>>16149

This is a valid life choice, and I fully support you.

>>16149

good man

>>16152

Home made?

>>16154

Not Italian mum just always cooks Italian food because it's good.

>>16158

Yeah, I'm not a greaseball goomba daigo guinea wop either. They just have a few good meals.

>>16160

> second picture

Forgot your cricket bat?

>>16160

Very nice photos. Looks like a nice day.

>>16021

Hey there. I just woke up half an hour ago, made a chippy sandwich and am now halfway through this thread. What a treat indeed

>>16161

REEEE

>>16164

What kind of chippys?

>>16164

I really enjoy the catch up of the gen when I go out or go to bed early.

>>16163

I like that belt buckle. I wish I had the confidence to go to garage sales.

>>16167

>>16164

The NEET Gen has become a force for good in my life. Very comfy.

Should really get out and do something but I can't think of anything that sounds good, neetos

>>16170

Maybe just a comfy walk.

>>16042

>>/thread

>what?

That cunt is implying some of us live in squalor and don't realise it.

>>16171

I had one this morning and it was a bit shit

>>16172

He's almost certainly right

>>16170

It's gonna rain all day for me. Everything I have planned revolves around me staying in bed. Might even dust-off the Playstation later

>>16175

Sounds pretty comfy. Which playstation?

I was going to just spend the day playing vidya and watching anime but suddenly it doesn't sound very appealing

>>16163

That's a good haul.

>>16175

>Might even dust-off the Playstation

I haven't played mine in a couple months.

What's a good game you like?

>>16177

Yeah, wish I saw this before getting my other rod and especially the box.

The box has everything i'd ever need.

>>16179

Have you learned how to rig up the line yet with sinkers and swivels and shit?

>>16181

They still make those? Nice.

>>16181

Any good?

>>16147

It's too early to finalise a decision for dinner, I'm currently thinking what to have for Afternoon Tea

>>16182

I haven't seen them in shops for ages (I haven't looked)

missus got them for me

>>16183

They're yum but I could tell after the first it would hurt my teeth so I'm having some more of the monk meat from last night

>>16185

Do you have fucked teeth?

>>16184

>Afternoon Tea

Used to be a bush biscuit smothered in butter for me back in my school days when I got home.

>>16187

That was me. One of those Arnotts milk coffee ones.

>>16186

They're not real flash, I've had four big fillings done and a wisdom tooth out. I need to get another wisdom tooth out.

>>16185

Post a picture of your missus.

>>16189

Did you/do you neglect your teeth in terms of brushing regularly etc?

>>16190

Post a picture of yours.

>>16191

yeah and I was on heavy painkillers (morphine) for a long time and then smokes shitloads of dope.

>>16166

The hot kind you get from an independent take-away/convenience store that isn't run by Pajeets or Chinks. God bless Her Majesty's sacred land

>>16176

4

>>16178

It's either going to be GTAV online or Assassin's Creed Origins which I'm yet to play since buying it last year.

>that tasty 1:30pm 6 pack down

VB is just too good.

>>16196

I'm on can 5 of my VB six pack righ tnow.

>>16192

You know I don't have one. If I did, I probably wouldn't be posting here. It doesn't fit the NEET phenotype.

>>16163

>Ryobi reel

Never knew they made reels, just power tools. Thanks for the enlightenment and giving me a tad more motivation to go fishing after years of fishing abstinence.

>>16199

Yeah, I thought Shimano had the market cornered. Reels and bike thingos

>>16195

>GTAV

I like games like that where you can just fuck around and do whatever. I'm hoping red dead 2 will be a bit like that when that comes out.

I finished oe of the old assassins creeds but haven't played any of the new ones, The one with pirate ships looks ok.

>>16201

Apparently there's an Assassin's Creed set in Victorian era London or something now. Heard it mentioned yesterday on ABC Classic FM. They have a radio show dedicated to classical scores from computer games believe it or not.

>>16196

>>16197

Degenerates

drink a better brand of beer ffs

>>16199

I had no idea either til i went to take that pic. Itook it apart just before because it feels a bit sticky and I'd never seen inside one, I think i need to put wd40 or whatever is used on reels on it.

>>16202

>classical scores from computer games

lol, abc classic is a good station, I haven't listened to it much but it used to be the only thing i had on in the car because I hate ads

>>16204

Maybe ask at a tackle shop first. WD-40 is good for some things, but can become gummy and cause more problems long term.

>>16205

Same. I can't stand those drive-time radio shows where they bray like donkeys at their own pissweak jokes and play adverts every 2 minutes.

>>16206

google will know.

>>16206

my fingers were a little black afterwards so I'm thinking there is an actual grease for it

>>16207

I don't listen to the radio in my car. If I am a passenger in my mother's I turn the radio off as soon they start their bullshit and then mummybot gets offended.

>>16197

Ayyyy lad.

>>16203

Ahh, got a decent taste and it's 5%, it gets the job done.

>>16203

I needed 4 cans to raise the pizza stone in my weber for the pizza I am planning on cooking later this week.

>>16203

Vb is okay tbh, it's usually my go to beer if I'm at the pub.

>>16209

Some kind of bearing grease I imagine.

>>16202

I heard about that program but I've not listened to it, it would be nice if it had Touhou music.

And yes there is one, it came with my PS4. It's terrible but the whole franchise is now.

>>16207

It pisses me off something shocking, I end up thinking about them even after I get out of the car.

It's like the man on the streets opinion, why the fuck are they even telling people, why do so many people care and shit?

>that's rhetorical, I get that people like their charisma or something but it still irritates me

>>16214

Yeah, I'll have a read and look it up later. Cant be fucked at the moment.

Think I'll go watch a movie.

I downloaded one of those asian movies last night one of the NEETs posted, I didnt download the others as I thought it would affect the upload speed of the vid for youtube.

>>16200

But that's a pretty old-looking reel, maybe Ryobi don't make 'em anymore?

>>16201

>The one with pirate ships

That's Black Flag, absolutely fucking fantastic imo. All that drunken pirate banter as you traverse the open waters being vigilante of other bigger ships that could easily sink yours plus rogue weather/tidal waves, hunting sharks and whales off of a dingy using a harpoon. Hunting other ships, killing all on board before sinking the ship. Free-diving for loot and upgrading your ships defensive/offensive capabilities and aesthetics is just great.

>>16202

That's called Syndicate, haven't played nor even finished the previous entry which is set in late 18th century Paris.

>>16218

I'd use my conceal carry permit to shoot Bernice in her gorilla face.

>>16220

A male Bernice would be awaiting in you jail, great way to get raped by glass and killed in jail

>>16221

As the great Albert Einstein once said, "Such is life".

>>16222

>tfw nothing of value would have been told

>>16224

>tfw you fuck up your insult and end up looking like a retated wojak

>>16225

*retarted

>>16226

*retarde

>>16225

This entire reply chain is a trainwreck.

>>16227

ffs retarded

>>16228

I like trains

>joking refer to ourselves as brainlets

>the joke becomes reality

>>16232

Dan has a lot to answer for.

I have to hang out the washing but I can't be fucked putting clothes on

>>16233

>tfw want to get drunker but too physically full to fit in another beer

>>16235

That's why beer is a shit tier drink for getting smashed

>>16237

It is, but I'd have to dip into savings to get a bottle of liquor and I really don't want to.

>>16237

I treat a 6 pack as an aperitif. Then you have a bottle of red (or a litre of goon), followed by some spirits until you pass out.

>>16239

I just wash down shots of whatever cheap liquor I own until my neetposts become impossible to decipher

>>16230

>>16241

My apologies, Lord Dan.

I will treat myself to one of your exceptionally reasonably priced 750ml bottles right now. Long may you live.

>>16244

>>16246

This is a better video to wank to

>>16234

Go out in your undies

>>16248

>undies

*cumdies

>>15635

>Vanilla cigars are the best

The same applies to cola

>>16250

No, the best cola is just mixed wholesale with wine to down that silver pillow crap.

>>16236

This man is your friend

>>16147

>I'm going to cook a beef schnitzel and turn it into a parmigiana, with a side of some garlic bread that was on special at Coles, and have a Nanna's apricot pie and some ice cream for pudding. I shall pair this with a Pepperjack cabernet sauvignon.

Revised this to a simple schnitzel with gravy instead of a parmigiana, as I am lazy. Niggerbox (black Weber) is lit. Noms ETA 1630.

>>16253

Pics of this divine fare would be appreciated.

>>16254

I shall try and remember.

>>16256

We are counting on you.

>>16253

My ETA of being at your front door is 1628, so throw another schnitty on the barby for me

>>16258

? I thought you would already be waiting in his closet?

>>16259

I think there are a few NEETs in the closet.

>>16260

A lot of NEETs are in the closet. Some are scared of coming out while some NEETs wait for the sleeping tablets you just drank to kick in

I can imagine a lot of executive sized NEET have experienced this feel

>>16262

>don't make me assume my ultimate form

Jesus christ. I'm not into this hidden camera captures or whatever, but that line made me lose it.

>>16264

She probably has the schizo.

>>16262

I can't even order fast food by myself out of embarrassment and paranoia.

>>16262

The audio of that clip is actually from a different video

>>16266

Same here. the drive-thru is especially intimidating.

>>16267

The court case part?

Why am I NEET

>>16269

Nah the actual drive through incident

I actually saw a post on fullchan someone made about it, I really don't know

I've given up on watching seasonal anime. Its hard to follow anything when you are watching ten different things in 20 minute episodes, I'm just going to watch it when it is all aired.

>>16270

Because you always took the path of least resistance in life.

>>16270

Working is boring and a waste of time.

>>16274

Do you have no shame?

What is your secret?

>>16276

Not giving a fuck.

>>16278

I watched NK's videos of his time at wfd and it seemed like it probably would be good for most NEETs to do. Even though it scares the shit out them.

>>16278

All work for the dole did for me was give me was make me hate people and work even more.

>>16280

Well it certainly didn't improve your sentence structure.

>>16280

Well probably, but if you can walk down the street in public without wanting to hang yourself I'd consider that a net win.

>>16281

I edited my sentence and didn't proof read it. I tend to do that a lot.

>>16282

The closest I have come to suicide was when I was at work for the dole. It may help some but it won't help everybody.

>>16283

Where are you at now m8? Did you get work/start studying?

>>16283

>I edited my sentence and didn't proof read it. I tend to do that a lot.

I see you're a fellow who completely lacks short term memory like me.

>>16284

I'm practically unemployed. I do security but I get about one shift a fortnight on average(I got more in December though). I'm leaving to go to work in 10 minutes actually.

I reckon wftd would be hilarious

w2b monhun friend

>>16286

>SecuroNEET

So do you just sit in a room watching evening low budget movies on open TV or is there more to it?

>>16289

I just stand by a gate or walk around in circles for a few hours. It's very boring.

>>16288

I'm going to get that soon but I don't have it right now.

>>16290

Seems like the kind of job I can do, I have the patience of a tree. Hope you have it too.

If you get bored you can always play Ulillillia's mind game.

Started watching a documentary called "Mr Death", I only watched 15 mins before falling asleep but it's about some guy who redesigned the electric chair.

It must be about different forms of execution because as I was finding the spot I was up to I went past a bit about the holocaust, the sleeping /pol/lack that must still live deep within me made me say fuck off out load whilst still in a half awake dopey state.

Time for a coffee and to cath up on the gen again.

>73 posts, you've been busy

Went from being apolitical to conservative to white nationalist to fascist to anarchist to ancap back to white nationalist to apolitical. Such is the mind of a NEET.

>>16291

If you get bored just smack some brazillian putas booty at the beach.

>>16293

The important thing to remember about being a NEET, is that any political movement or group you join, you just make them look worse.

>>16219

Black Flag sounds pretty awesome, think I'll get that next time I get games. I'm pretty bored of the ones I have and dont like replaying games I've finished (even ones that have multiple endings)

>>16227

>>16226

>>16225

>>16224

>>16223

>>16222

Prefect.

>>16293

>to apolitical

This is the best position to take.

>>16294

The truly important thing to know is that all sides believe in welfare.

>>16242

This guy.. THIS FUCKING GUY!!!!!

>>16300

Why would you boast about what a fucking loser you are? Shit, sure, I can barely get out the house, let alone ask anyone out, but that doesn't instill any feeling other than a lust for death.

>tfw broke up an online relationship with a yank once because someone legit giving a fuck about me was such an alien and weird feeling

>>16303

> online relationship

Worse than nothing honestly.

>>16300

None of them, I am voluntarily celibate.

>>16305

Why is that?

>>16304

Yeah probably. They were cool, though.

>>16300

If I had a girlfriend on habbo hotel does that maek me normielite?

>>16306

I completely reject modern women and modern society.

>>16307

There is too much catfishing and other games going around.

>>16309

How do you handle lust and horniness?

>>16311

It's something you have to overcome, and it is possible.

>>16312

How many chicks had you rooted before you became celibate?

>>16313

4

>>16296

was this intentional?

>>16309

have a wank

>>16310

Yeah, but this one was a black chick that didn't even try to pretend to be anyone else, so not exactly a supermodel, and yank black chicks in general have like an abject hatred towards misrepresentation/lying.

She was cool, I'm just a life dropout loser with a fear towards commitment, or literally anything.

>>16314

Did you enjoy it?

>>16317

>yank black chicks in general have like an abject hatred towards misrepresentation/lying

This doesn't sound quite right.

>>16308

Makes you a pedo

>>16318

Yes.

>>16247

His rolling around to the rugrats song was awesome.

>>16319

Get a yank in the thread to confirm. I've had a weirdly high amount of experience with the Yank's blackest and the only common thread is a complete flipout at the very idea of lying. And saying nigger, that too.

>>16324

I was 14, drinking with friends and some girls in a park.

Me and one girl had a root.

btw you sound like a psychologist.

>>16325

>btw you sound like a psychologist.

Nah, there's just a couple of NEETs who like to keep conversations going by asking questions, no matter how probing.

It's like whatever, there's not hope left, so whatever I guess.

>>16325

I was still basically a child when I was 14. The idea of drinking or rooting(!) would have been ridiculous to me. I lived a quite sheltered life.

>>16260

It's one thing to go into the CLOSET The closet is a high class club where you can pick up an attractive electronic device and an unpronounceable disease but if you want to have a really good time you'll need to learn German. All the best closet dwellers speak German.

Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!

You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist

It appears to me!

That all seems very, very strange

I never craved a toaster

Or a color T.V

A Latent Appliance Fetishist

Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself

That sexual gratification can only be achieved

Through the use of MACHINES