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Continues from: >>139592
Rural NEETS are the ultimate NEETs. Give up your sardine can city existence mates.
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▶ No.140412>>140414 >>140419 >>140422
Living in a rural town is pretty shit to be honest
I live in a small rural city now and it's a million times better
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▶ No.140414>>140415 >>140421
>>140412
Why is your rural city experience better than the smaller town?
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▶ No.140415
>>140414
stop light make you feel like shits going on
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▶ No.140416>>140418 >>140419 >>140456
woman = centrelink
cookie = welfare
dog = neets
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▶ No.140418
>>140416
That's an odd looking cookie m8.
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▶ No.140419
>>140412
Living in a rural town 20 minutes away from a rural city and one hour from the state capital is alright.
>>140416
Get your eyes checked.
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▶ No.140421>>140429 >>140430
>>140414
Smaller community full of usually shitty people, if you (or anyone who is related to you) do something that pisses off one of the "bigger" names in town you get bad looks all over the place. A lot more poverty and a lot more abos. There's also fucking nothing to do. Good luck finding a job too. If you have friends in high school they either move away or become druggos.
If you want to go fishing or camping you have to drive to do it anyway, so living in the middle of nowhere doesn't really offer any benefit.
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▶ No.140422>>140426
>>140412
Rural city is an oxymoron.
The growth of rural "cities" like Orange, Wagga, Geelong, etc threatens the character of rural Australia. These little towns become essentially like little mini cuck kingdoms with the same sort of degenerates that inhabit big cities. I would nuke them.
We need to go back to truly rural life. This hedonistic city stuff needs to stop.
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▶ No.140426>>140428
>>140422
A small city that is the center of a rural region feels very different to a big capital city mate. Living anywhere is shit though to be honest, life was a mistake.
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▶ No.140428>>140434
>>140426
I know all about "small" cities mate. They are the epitome of degenerate. They suck up all the population from the rural towns near them and make an area barren and pointless.
They are also full of full blown degenerates. Go to Wagga some time. Really sad place.
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▶ No.140429>>140434
>>140421
That must be mainly your area, I don't experience anything like that.
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▶ No.140430>>140433
>>140421
This, exactly this.
I used to dream about retiring to a country town.
Then I went and lived in one for a while.
It's shit.
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▶ No.140433
>>140430
Depends on the town.
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▶ No.140434
>>140429
It's been the case in the four small towns I've lived in, I don't have any experience outside of that though
>>140428
That has happened around here to an extent, but mainly because the logging industry was killed.
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▶ No.140435>>140436 >>140437 >>140439
are my eyes supposed to have been itching for 3 days? i think it might be a stye but i cant feel any puffiness
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▶ No.140436
>>140435
Probably aids tbh
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▶ No.140437>>140438 >>140445
>>140435
Could be conjunctivitis.
You had any gunk in them in the mornings ?
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▶ No.140438>>140441
>>140437
>conjunctivitis
I got that when I was 12. Woke up one morning and literally couldn't open my eyes.
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▶ No.140439
>>140435
Get some anti histamine eye drops, or if you don't like eye drops even just some oral anti histamine tablets.
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▶ No.140440>>140442 >>140443 >>140446
>>140432
We don't all have to be worthless cogs in some kind of factory system on a nation scale. That is straight up retarded. That's what I'm trying to get through to you man. Both of us love this country but you don't seem to get it.
You say it would be less efficient to have people on smaller rural lots. I say that it will be better for us as a people, as a race. Because more people will get the benefits of being on the land, instead of the land being monopolised by a few privileged rich cunts.
I'm talking about a nation for the common working white man and his family, whereas you are talking about the modern (((capitalist))) construction of a nation that operates solely so the rich can get even richer.
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▶ No.140441
>>140438
Yeah, same.Scary shit for a few seconds.
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▶ No.140442>>140444
>>140440
Your post honestly confused me.
You seem to be a right wing communist ?
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▶ No.140443>>140444
>>140440
The simple fact is most people don't want to break their backs on the farm their entire lives. People voluntarily abandoned the farm lifestyle.
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▶ No.140444>>140451 >>140464
>>140442
I am a nationalist. For that reason I cam against Jewish inventions like capitalism and communism.
I am an Australian nationalist so I follow in the great tradition of Australian nationalism that has many socialist elements to it.
>>140443
With modern machinery we needn't break our backs m8.
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▶ No.140445>>140447
>>140437
yeah i've had gunk. i just thought it was the sand that collects in your eyes after you sleep, just tucked in my eyesocket so its collected moisture.
i've been eating it
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▶ No.140446
>>140440
That's what people are , they are all just tools in a machine. Also I don't love this country.
If you would really like to live on land it is not so hard to do it. You could get a 20 acre block and a house for the price of a place in the city or even less depending on where you are.
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▶ No.140447>>140450
>>140445
That's conjunctivitis then m8, just go to the chemist and some eyedrops will have you right in a few days.
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▶ No.140448>>140449 >>140452 >>140455
I prefer apartments tbh, I never want kids or a wife, it would be a waste for me to live in a mcmansion with a huge yard.
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▶ No.140449
>>140448
My house is actually way larger than I need but it's in a shit suburb so it's cheap.
Don't need the extra room but I love the privacy and not having to hear my neighbours talk and take a shit.
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▶ No.140450
>>140447
im a shutin. i cannot go to the chemist, i'll just let it fix itself.
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▶ No.140451
>>140444
Modern machinery means we don't have enough work to support everyone farming
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▶ No.140452
>>140448
I don't think I could deal with not having any lawn or gardens to care for.
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▶ No.140453>>140454
Might go for another poo, on a roll today
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▶ No.140454>>140457
>>140453
Go pooNEET !
Go out and poo to the extreme !
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▶ No.140455
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▶ No.140456>>140459
>>140416
>cookie
Uh….
Also why does a dog have chocolate? Isn't that unsafe?
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▶ No.140457>>140458
>>140454
The government will have to build a giant hole in the desert to hold all my poo
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▶ No.140458
>>140457
Nah, they can just use an abbo camp.
No-one will ever know the difference.
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▶ No.140459
>>140456
He purges afterwards.
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▶ No.140462>>140463
Dad used my cum rag again
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▶ No.140463
>>140462
Well you know what to get him for Father's day.
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▶ No.140464
>>140444
(((nationalism)))
>stop looking for political solutions
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▶ No.140465>>140466 >>140473
Weird shit, front page shows 43 people here with only about 3 posts in the last hour.
Did our faggot m8 invite his faggot m8s from reddit or some shit ?
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▶ No.140466>>140467
>>140465
We're all to autistic to post
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▶ No.140467>>140468
>>140466
I never post here
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▶ No.140468
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▶ No.140469>>140470
Might wet the bed and make mummy change my sheets
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▶ No.140470>>140471 >>140472
>>140469
>tfw mum wet my bed again
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▶ No.140471
>>140470
She wet my bed too
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▶ No.140472>>140479
>>140470
>tfw I sneak in and wet mummybots bed
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▶ No.140473
>>140465
i leave the general open at all times and check it every hour or so
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▶ No.140474>>140475 >>140476
Pretty sure the owner of the cold-chips place watched me as I walked down the road to a different takeaway place today
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▶ No.140475
>>140474
did you stop for a second in front of the store, check your watch then walk away?
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▶ No.140476
>>140474
You broke his icy cold heart
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▶ No.140477
You could always write an anonymous letter about their shortcomings. My mum does that all that time. Sometimes it works.
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▶ No.140478>>140480 >>140484 >>140485 >>140492 >>140512
I think I am going to try stop drinking again. Everyday is just feeling hungover and depressed. I hate it. I only start to feel normal and get in a positive mood when I start drinking again in the evening. My alcohol consumption is conducive to a lot of other problems too.
Fuck. I always have these half hearted notions of desperately not wanting to be a loser anymore but I can never follow through. If I don't make some changes soon I will end up killing myself or falling upside down into a deeper personal hell.
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▶ No.140479
>>140472
I hide poos in my mummys pillow case
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▶ No.140480
>>140478
good luck m8, the first step to change is doing something
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▶ No.140482>>140483
The depression meme is coming back lads
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▶ No.140483
>>140482
i love it when retro fads return
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▶ No.140484
>>140478
Dan does not approve, you cannot turn your back on him
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▶ No.140485>>140486
>>140478
Probably best to give it a rest for a while if it's not doing you any good m8.
Good luck with it.
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▶ No.140486>>140487
>>140485
Yeh I need to quit drinking, But I dont know how
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▶ No.140487
>>140486
You just have to stop m8.
Really wish I had better advice than that but I've been where you are and cutting down doesn't work when the booze is taking shit over.
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▶ No.140488>>140489
Another night of early waking. Only 4 hours sleep. Couldn't get back to sleep.
Why must life be so awful?
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▶ No.140489>>140490 >>140491 >>140493
>>140488
Jeez neet do you have insomnia?
The only things i can recommend is exercise and weed. do both for max effect
Good morning NEETs, hope u have a good day!
I got a casual job in the city, exactly 3 weeks after being neet. I really dont want to go but a couple of days a week isnt too bad. Also the new rick and morty ep comes out today, you should watch it.
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▶ No.140490>>140524
>>140489
>waging
>Rick and Morty
Normies get out.
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▶ No.140491>>140524
>>140489
Have you seen Jeff and Some Aliens? Another animated show that came out at the start of the year, breddy gud.
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▶ No.140492
>>140478
I know a guy that weaned himself off booze, cutting his consumption in half every couple of weeks. Just don't fall in the trap of cutting your budget in half and buying cheap shit in bulk. Buy 'quality' liquor and stretch it out for as long as possible. You're not going to be able to afford to go off the rails if you have expensive taste.
Most people I knew that 'quit' just detoxed though. Cold turkey for a couple of weeks or months at a time. Find a hobby to take your mind off shit. Best of luck with it.
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▶ No.140493>>140494
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▶ No.140494>>140497
>>140493
Your mummybot is bait.
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▶ No.140495>>140496
Relapsed, spent 2,000 tokens (about $200 AUD) on some whore on MFC.
She was so beautiful though, a cute Russian girl. Her body was the type that has famous paintings made of it. Just a literally perfect female form.
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▶ No.140496>>140498
>>140495
What exactly does 2000 tokens buy you?
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▶ No.140497
>>140494
she is a master baiter
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▶ No.140498>>140499 >>140500
>>140496
You use tokens for tips for the girls. So it doesn't really buy you anything except the gratitude of the girls you give them to.
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▶ No.140499
>>140498
What a waste of money.
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▶ No.140500>>140501
>>140498
>gratitude
they're whores on the internet, do they really deserve gratitude?
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▶ No.140501>>140502
>>140500
This Russian girl does deserve tokens. She has a 10/10 body.
It seriously blows my mind how attractive Russian, Ukrainian, etc girls are. It makes me sad that these countries are so poor and miserable.
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▶ No.140502
>>140501
So do a lot of porn stars m8 and you can look at them on your monitor for free.
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▶ No.140503
Is calling cenno the only way to advise them that you've got a job? I assumed just reporting income would be enough notice but apparently not.
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▶ No.140504>>140511
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
you ever seen the film clip to this?
fucking awesome, i think i'm mis-interpreting it though
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▶ No.140507>>140510
I've got brainlock NEETs.
filling one of those stupid bloody job search things and I can't remember if it's 20 jobs a month or fortnight.
HELP.
Oh, on standard newstart.
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▶ No.140508
Remind me to put the bins out tonight please boys.
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▶ No.140509>>140519
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▶ No.140510>>140514
>>140507
Check the jobsearch.gov site or any of your max paperwork. It's probably 20 a month though.
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▶ No.140511>>140517
>>140504
it's just hippy anti-establishment tripe but sounds good at least
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▶ No.140512>>140513
>>140478
I couldn't get to sleep last night so I whipped out my phone and listened to a few podcasts then googled the name of an old schoolmate.
It was not a mistake this time. He's exceptionally successful in comparison to this NEET but he had a massive advantage in the form of family connections and I didn't know him very well so I didn't feel like the air had been sucked out of my lungs.
I felt a bit of motivation this morning. I just need a way to keep it up. I feel like there's literally no end to the degradation a NEET can suffer if he's not careful.
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▶ No.140513>>140515
>>140512
You are playing with fire with that late night googling of former schoolmates. That shit can wreck you.
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▶ No.140514
>>140510
Yeah, cheers m8, I did and you're right.
Haven't been asked for one in 4 months and I literally couldn't remember.
Only doing it because the bitch there got bitchy last time and I can't be fucked.
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▶ No.140515>>140516
>>140513
Yeah mate, that very same activity is responsible for smashing my delusion that I'm just an average guy a bit down on his luck. My average classmate is pulling in 70k+, getting married and gearing up to have children in the next few years. I am far below average.
Last time I ended up hyperventilating, lol.
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▶ No.140516>>140518
>>140515
I have come to accept my own mediocrity and that I am never going to have the sort of success I'd once envisioned.
I can still get upset by things but not to the extent of hyperventilating. I have chilled a lot since the dark period of my Neet life.
I have come to realise it doesn't really matter.
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▶ No.140517>>140532
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140511
yeah i was listening to this and then that came up
i'd never seen the film clip, flipped tabs and saw hitler
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▶ No.140518>>140715
>>140516
>I have come to realise it doesn't really matter.
This.
Judging yourself against other peoples facebook/online image is fucking stupid.
It'll do your head in and it's probably 90% excageration anyway.
My best mate from school is a doctor with 2 kids (I'm an old NEET) but his wife is a complete cunt that runs his life for him totally.
He is not happy but look at his FB and you'd think they were a movie couple.
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▶ No.140519
>>140509
It was Dean Mercer. I'd never even heard of him.
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▶ No.140520>>140521
Got to centrelink at 10.30 the line was almost out the door
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▶ No.140521>>140522
>>140520
You need to get there at 8:30. Dole trash can't get out of bed that early.
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▶ No.140522
>>140521
Preferably get there at 8 and make sure you're first in the door
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▶ No.140523
I am going to go for a nap to try and make up for the sleep I didn't get last night.
Getting real sick of this sleeping problems bullshit. What a life.
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▶ No.140524>>140527
>>140490
REEEEEEE FUCK YOU CUNT.
AND FUCK ALL THE NORMIES FOR FUCKING UP MY FAVORITE AND BEST SHOW ON TV. SERIOUSLY I FUCKING HATE THAT ITS BLOWING UP.
FYI I WAS WATCHING IN 2014 from the first episode. Also its a really fuckinng good show so whatever
>>140491
Ill check this out cheers mang
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▶ No.140526>>140528 >>140532
Just saw something totally non-suspicious down the road
>house with about 20 pajeets living in it
>3 identical white commodores in the yard, number plates missing and all the doors and windows open
>they're pulling all the inside panels out
>on my way home they're measuring the compartments inside the doors
Whaddya think NEETs ?
I know it's un-Aussie to dob but these cunts are making it so obvious and they're annoying curries.
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▶ No.140527
>>140524
It attracted the reddit audience from the very start because of the guy who created it
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▶ No.140528>>140531
>>140526
Dob them in m8. you do not owe a foreign invader anything. Call the national security hotline too, just in case.
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▶ No.140529>>140530
Way too many happy normies out and about now the weather has changed. I want it to rain again so they're all miserable like I am
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▶ No.140530
>>140529
Personally I can't wait for this awful winter to be over. I do not care what mood the normies are in, so long as they leave me alone.
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▶ No.140531
>>140528
That was my thinking pretty much.
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▶ No.140532
>>140517
i think the message was anti-dictator
>>140526
sounds like they're prepping for a drug/money laundering run
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▶ No.140533>>140534 >>140535 >>140538 >>140539 >>140542
This trans girl messaged me on OKC. Wants to be dominated.
Should I accept?
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▶ No.140534>>140536
>>140533
That depends.
Are you a homosexual sodomite ?
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▶ No.140536>>140537 >>140540
>>140534
Christcuck detected. How many African refugees have you protested for today?
>>140535
Trans girl is simply a descriptive term. It means a MtF transgender individual.
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▶ No.140537
>>140536
>Christcuck detected
Ah .. nope, sorry m8, you've lost me there.
If you go for that creature you will be having sex with a man.
That makes you a homosexual and a sodomite.
Not sure why you find this confusing.
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▶ No.140538
>>140533
sarah jessica parker was a man all along?
holy cow
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▶ No.140539
>>140533
Maybe you could "accidently" suck his cock.
I think there's a vacancy for a new fagNEET on the board these days.
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▶ No.140540
>>140536
> It means a MtF transgender
it means mentally deranged faggot
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▶ No.140542
>>140533
would ream out that boipucci, go for it.
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▶ No.140544>>140545 >>140548 >>140549
Just took out the bins. No-one reminded me.
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▶ No.140545>>140546
>>140544
shit, that was on my to-do list.
sorry
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▶ No.140546>>140547
>>140545
It is alright m8. I am used to being neglected.
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▶ No.140547
>>140546
I was gonna tell you too but that poofter that posted distracted me.
Goddamn fags ruin everything.
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▶ No.140548
>>140544
We're using hard love to turn you into a stronger man
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▶ No.140549
>>140544
gonna make it brah
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▶ No.140550>>140551 >>140552
Centrelink has been really cracking down lately.
Went to job search and a 50 year old man dressed in a pink wig and skintight minidress and heels was there.
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▶ No.140551>>140573
>>140550
Was … was it fagneet ?
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▶ No.140552
>>140550
Did you get your complementary blow job while you were at centrelink?
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▶ No.140554>>140555 >>140581
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▶ No.140555>>140559 >>140581
>>140554
>tfw 30 and i don't give a shit about no gf anymore
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▶ No.140557>>140558
>>140556
>lefties get dox of an important person
>first thing they think to do is use fox piss
pretty convinced they're all furries or trannies at this point
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▶ No.140558
>>140557
That is just completely untrue and unkind.
Some of them are just plain faggots.
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▶ No.140559>>140564 >>140570
>>140555
Same here, I think once you get past 28 - 29 you completely lose interest and realise that gf is just a money pit.
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▶ No.140560>>140561 >>140581
should we have qanda threads on /aus/?
it's pretty much the only thing i miss from 4 even though it's so fast
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▶ No.140561>>140562
>>140560
I cant watch qanda, it triggers me too much.
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▶ No.140562
>>140561
the last one i watched was the one with the kids a few weeks ago
lost my cool
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▶ No.140563>>140567
People still watch television ?
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▶ No.140564>>140565
>>140559
>gf is just a money pit
almost like a car that can get preggers
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▶ No.140565>>140566
>>140564
Except your car won't cook you dinner or suck your cock.
Sometimes I do pity some of you guys.
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▶ No.140566>>140581
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140565
>Except your car won't cook you dinner or suck your cock
yeah nah
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▶ No.140567>>140568
>>140563
I sometimes put the neet thread up on the tv when everyone is fighting. It's just like Home & Away
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▶ No.140568
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▶ No.140570
>>140559
Yeah here too. I know enough people in shit relationships anyway to know I'm not missing out on that much.
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▶ No.140571>>140572 >>140574 >>140581
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▶ No.140572
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▶ No.140573
>>140551
Probably some mentally ill tranny, shouldn't even be on job search, but everyone is getting kicked off disability now.
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▶ No.140574
>>140571
Good morning NEEToid.
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▶ No.140575>>140576
I slept a bit better last night. Only woke up a couple of times and got back to sleep pretty easy.
I dreamed I was investigating the Zodiac Killer case and found a new cipher message in a packet of wasabi peas.
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▶ No.140576>>140577
>>140575
wasabi peas are excellent
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▶ No.140577
>>140576
i prefer those spicy coconut coated peanuts
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▶ No.140581
>>140555
>>140554
gfs might not be that good
but having pussy on tap that you can rawdog is
>>140560
make one, and do a quick summary, i dont watch qanda because its pozzed as fuck. But it would be good to be in the loop, and also generate ideas and arguments against the lefties
>>140571
morning NEETUMS
>>140566
this was actually very informative
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▶ No.140584>>140585 >>140588
Morning NEETcunts.
I think it's warmed up enough for a head shave.
No more looking like a filthy hippy for this NEET.
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▶ No.140585>>140586
>>140584
The perfect haircut to go gook bashing in Melbourne.
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▶ No.140586
>>140585
That was a fucking good movie.
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▶ No.140588>>140589 >>140590 >>140595
>>140584
i do mine at no5
i'm scared to go full nude nut
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▶ No.140589
>>140588
>no5
I think anything longer than 4 looks bad unless you get it shorter on the back and sides.
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▶ No.140590>>140591 >>140594
>>140588
I shave mine clean with a razor.
Usually cut the back of my head up a bit but it heals fast.
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▶ No.140591>>140593
>>140590
So you suffer from baldness?
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▶ No.140593
>>140591
A little, lol, I keep it shaved all year and only grow it in winter.
I'm oldNEET though, didn't start losing it till I was 35+
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▶ No.140594>>140596
>>140590
do you have a large Occipital bun (knowledge bump)?
how do you shave around it?
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▶ No.140595
>>140588
I just did mine No 1 this morning, feels good in the cool air.
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▶ No.140596
>>140594
Very carefully, I've a nasty scar on it I always cut.
I shave the back by touch, hence the cuts.
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▶ No.140597>>140598
My ears are too big to look good with a shaved head.
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▶ No.140599
>>140598
I will shave the ears off too while I am at it.
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▶ No.140600>>140601 >>140602 >>140604
DietNEET here. Tomorrow is bux day and I am planning to buy some unhealthy things. I hope I just manage to keep it to a cheat day instead of a cheat week. But I am really hungry.
Also I think I told you about how I swapped milk coffees for lentils a couple of weeks ago. Well I think I am going to swap back. The lentils are too hard for me to get down. They are just too boring and leave me feeling hungrier than the coffees do.
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▶ No.140601>>140603
>>140600
I'd say you've earned a reward m8, just make sure it's not the beginning of the end.
You don't wanna be like a junkie saying "one hit won't hurt now I'm clean".
Good onya for making it this far though m8.
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▶ No.140602>>140603
>>140600
>hungry
probably just craving sugar m8, which is normal at that point
you can spice things up by boiling lentils and rice in stock
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▶ No.140603
>>140601
>>140602
I am not going to deny that I am questioning the whole being on a diet thing. Although losing weight has been good, I am actually more depressed now than I was before. The lack of food makes me miserable and lethargic. It is very difficult to deal with.
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▶ No.140604>>140716
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140600
yeah, reward yourself and give up already
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▶ No.140606>>140607 >>140609 >>140610
Warehouse Operatives
Echo Logistics - Adelaide SA
$12 - $15 an hour - Part-time
NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED
I'm pretty sure this isn't legal.
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▶ No.140607>>140608
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▶ No.140608
>>140607
Minimum adult wage is $17.70
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▶ No.140609
>>140606
It's obviously cash in hand for an indian or asian aka no white people who know their rights should bother applying.
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▶ No.140610
>>140606
Take the job, work for a few months, and sue them for being underpaid. :^)
Minimum casual wage is $22.86 per hour, and they'll get fined by the Fair Work Ombudsman. Hopefully it'll put them out of business.
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▶ No.140611>>140612 >>140614 >>140618
>tfw headache and extremely lethargic
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▶ No.140612>>140613
>>140611
If you are lucky it is an aneurysm which will liberate you from the struggle brother.
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▶ No.140614
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▶ No.140618
>>140611
too much screen time mate
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▶ No.140619>>140620
There's a new neet in town and he's gonna change the way things run around here
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>>140619
What did you do to our BO?
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▶ No.140621>>140622
>>140620
He's been run out of town
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▶ No.140622>>140623
>>140621
You fool
A neet cannot run an imageboard, it's too much like wagie work. We need him.
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▶ No.140623>>140624
>>140622
You'd better start paying protection tendies to me and my gang of outlaw neets if you know what's good for you
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▶ No.140624
>>140623
A neet who works in a gang is no neet of mine
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▶ No.140625>>140626
DietNEET here. Just you cunts wait until I'm down to my fighting weight, then I will be running this board.
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▶ No.140626>>140627
>>140625
You'll overshoot and join the skeleton horde
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▶ No.140627>>140628
>>140626
I would have so much loose arm skin then I would be able to fly. Watch out from above NEET.
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▶ No.140628
>>140627
>Is it a bird ?
>Is it a plane ?
NO !! IT'S DIETNEET !!!
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▶ No.140629>>140630
I'm stockpiling my piss bottles and my poos, this board will be mine soon enough
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▶ No.140630>>140632
>>140629
It is quality not quantity that counts. I have piss bottles here from the 2007 vintage. A very good year.
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▶ No.140631>>140632 >>140633
If I am elected the new BO I promise free tendies and goon for all and I'll ban fagneet twice a day.
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▶ No.140632>>140636
>>140631
>elected
democracy is for normies
>>140630
In many ways my life is a pissbottle sealed up in 2007
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▶ No.140633>>140634 >>140636
>>140631
>elected
This is not a democracy. Only the strongest NEET may wield the banhammer and wear the tendie crown.
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▶ No.140634>>140635
>>140633
Being strong is not the neet way. Only the most foul pathetic creature should oversee us
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▶ No.140635
>>140634
I wet the bed voluntarily
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▶ No.140636>>140637 >>140641
>>140632
>>140633
Alright, I was just trying to be nice anyway ya cunts.
BOW BEFORE ME LOWER NEETS, I CLAIM RULERSHIP BY RIGHT OF BEING A HOUSE OWNING NEET
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▶ No.140637>>140638
>>140636
Neets can't own property, we sponge of mummy's like parasites
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▶ No.140638>>140639
>>140637
My mummybot stopped functioning and I was forced into other circumstances.
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▶ No.140639>>140640
>>140638
Did you apply to cenno for a new one?
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▶ No.140640
>>140639
Yeah but they offered me a fat guy in a dress.
Fuckin' budget cuts m8
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▶ No.140641>>140645
>>140636
You can only achieve home ownership by the way of vile wagecuckery
Be gone villainous traitor
It sucks about your mummybot though mate, I'm dreading the day it happens to mine
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▶ No.140642>>140643 >>140644 >>140650 >>140662
Boys what is the cheap goon that is easiest to drink?
I am going to give goon a try.
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▶ No.140643
>>140642
when i was a kid i used to mix it with red cordial
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▶ No.140644
>>140642
Good goon is measured in three categories
1. Price
2. Cheapness
3. Amount per dollar
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▶ No.140645>>140646 >>140647
>>140641
This is true, I confess to my NEET brethren the vile sin of 15 years wageing.
I've done fuck all since then though m8, honest.
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▶ No.140646
>>140645
you have lived since then, you weren't living then
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▶ No.140647>>140648
>>140645
Let us live in your neet mansion and all shall be forgiven
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▶ No.140648>>140649 >>140652
>>140647
Bugger off, you think I wanna get raped and poo'd on all the time ?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also,
>neet mansion
More like shitty 3 bedroom place in a suburb half full of boongs.It's on a big block though and I have a bit of paper saying I own it.
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▶ No.140649
>>140648
You'll only get raped once a week but there'll be a lot of pooping and poo cleaning
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▶ No.140650
>>140642
Anything for 11 bucks should do
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▶ No.140651
>tfw been extremely frivolous with my bux
It's a sad shit day with no money in the pocket
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▶ No.140652>>140653
>>140648
>you think I wanna get raped and poo'd on all the time ?
Neet King has his own mansion so no need to worry about that
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▶ No.140653
>>140652
Yeh but I like to wander into other neets mansions and do my thing
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▶ No.140655>>140656 >>140658
In Finland there is an underground guerilla organisation known as hikky avengers (hikkykostaja in finnish). They specialise in committing guerilla acts against normies. Examples include
>gluing normies locks with superglue. Metal epoxy works even better but it takes time to harden and dry enviroment. Some neet-avengers use battery powered hot glue gun.
>Take a carbon steel chain(thicker the better) and good lock. Now lock normie scum's bicycles together.
>cut ~5cm pieces of garden hose and put 3 screws throught every piece. Use these DIY caltrops creatively, beaches and highways are good targets.
>if you live in apartment building, buy lots of spices and cook exotic foods. Also burn incense for authentic somali smell
>night bowling: roll bowling ball, dumbbel etc around the floors at nighttime
>diarrhea cement: mix shit, piss, swine/cow blood and cement. Used cat litter is also good additive. Use creatively. Classic use in Finland is pour under rocks of sauna heater(many finnish apartment buildings have public sauna)
>piss block: piss on cooking tray, freeze and put into some normie's letterbox
>if your neighbours have dogs, buy dog whistle and make them go crazy
>buy/grow some weed. Put it into letter so it smells like Jamaica to 10 meter radious and send it to a normie that especially pisses you off. Cops will raid his apartment, turn everything upside down and keep him in custody for 1-3 days. This method can be varied to fit better to your country.
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▶ No.140656
>>140655
Do they just do this to any normie? Or does it have to be a particularly obnoxious one?
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▶ No.140658
>>140655
I very much doubt any of that ever got done.
Still fucking funny though.
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▶ No.140662>>140663 >>140703
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>>140642
Golden oak soft white, cheap as fuck and taste great.
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▶ No.140663
>>140662
Alright I am going to give it a try. Thanks m8.
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▶ No.140666>>140667
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Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir
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▶ No.140667
>>140666
I got up at 6:30am today for my masters
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▶ No.140668>>140669 >>140672
I just got back from the local boozer boys. They didn't have any Golden Oak, so I bought Tangled Vine Estate Fresh Dry White 4L for $10. I will give my review a bit later once I have started drinking.
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▶ No.140669
>>140668
You didn't drink half of it on the way home ?
We're gonna need to review your NEET licence son.
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▶ No.140670>>140671
>tfw can't get out of bed
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▶ No.140671>>140673
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▶ No.140672>>140675
>>140668
Be sure to do a blind tasting first. We can't afford to have any bias creeping into your evaluation.
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▶ No.140673
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▶ No.140674>>140676 >>140677 >>140678 >>140683
I've decided I'm gonna join a gym, I went to one a few days ago and have calculated how much I need to join. It's a $60 join up fee then 14.95 a week, so I'll pay $300 to join for the rest of the year. I don't like the thought of money getting constantly withdrawn out of my account so I'm thinking of opening a second ing direct account and have it taken out of there. What do you think of this plan m8s?
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▶ No.140675
>>140672
I will compare it with a glass poured from one of my more tasty-looking piss bottles.
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▶ No.140676>>140677
>>140674
I think your probably better off buying a cheap set of weights and going for some walks m8.
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▶ No.140677
>>140674
I agree with what >>140676 said. If you have not committed to regularly doing some push-ups and some simple dumbbell lifts at home, then do not jump in to try and commit to a 12 month gym membership. Prove your commitment to yourself at home first. Push-ups are free, so are walks.
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▶ No.140678>>140679
>>140674
I just lift bins when I tip them out to find my dinner, I can beat up all the homeless people in my area no bum messes with me
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▶ No.140679
>>140678
>no bum messes with me
PooNEETs bum messes with him
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▶ No.140683
>>140674
consider going to a non-chain gym if there is one in your area, they are cheaper and less likely to try and fuck you with direct billing shenanigans and will usually take cash as well whereas the fitness firsts of this world won't do cash because they want to fuck you on direct debit.
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▶ No.140684>>140685 >>140687 >>140688 >>140698
Is it just my browser, or is the YouTube icon a different shade of red now?
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▶ No.140685>>140686
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▶ No.140686
>>140685
Why does this happen?
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▶ No.140687>>140688
>>140684
It happened to me too, I have some older Youtube tabs opened but not refreshed and you can see a clear difference.
Sort of connected, now there are adds but my add blocker must have blocked them before. I think they have updated it.
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▶ No.140688>>140694
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▶ No.140690>>140691 >>140693
How much better do you think painting the inside of my house would make me feel?
It is currently this really ugly greenish/blue colour.
I will need to be confident of it improving my well being before I shell out the cash and go through all the stress of having some painter inside my house.
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▶ No.140691>>140692
>>140690
only if it's annoying you to the point where you can't get things done but if you're at that point there's probably a lot worse wrong with you than the colour of your walls
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▶ No.140692
>>140691
Yeah there is a lot more wrong with me than the colour of my walls. But every little bit of improvement helps.
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▶ No.140693
>>140690
Some swastikas will brighten the place up nicely
Seriously though if you want it and can afford it then go for it. Maybe just let the idea sit for a month or so first if you're not 100% sure.
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▶ No.140694>>140695 >>140696
>>140688
as if there is a whole article on it
if the safe space the same as a NAP?
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▶ No.140695>>140696 >>140697
>>140694
you are not allowed to use a red square with writing on it
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▶ No.140696
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>>140694
>>140695
Copyright infringement in the kitchen.
Copyright infringement by the new refridgerator.
Copyright infringement, right over by my club soda bottle.
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▶ No.140697
>>140695
It's like the american flag
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▶ No.140698
>>140684
The entire design looks different to me now
As a self diagnosed internet autist this level of change makes me very angry
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▶ No.140700>>140701 >>140704
Quiet buncha fuckin' NEETs today.
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▶ No.140701>>140709
>>140700
I spent most of the day asleep. I lay down to do some reading and before I knew it I had been sleeping all day.
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▶ No.140703>>140705
>>140662
one of the most depressing videos on youtube
mostly because his room is so sparse
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▶ No.140704>>140706
>>140700
I was at my real estate job today and now I'm at my food delivery job tonight, I just wanna go home and watch star trek with a glass of goon like the good ol days
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▶ No.140705
>>140703
His mum took away all his toys because he was touching his pee pee too much
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▶ No.140706>>140727
>>140704
How is the Real Estate job going m8?
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▶ No.140707>>140708 >>140711
Hey cheesecake NEET, if you're still around the /britfeel/ lads politely request more videos.
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▶ No.140708>>140711
>>140707
I request more videos too. I love cheesecake NEET.
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▶ No.140709>>140710
>>140701
Same, I'll lie down to think and fall asleep, sometimes I doze off behind the wheel as well.
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▶ No.140710
>>140709
>doze off behind the wheel
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▶ No.140711>>140712
>>140708
>>140707
>tfw no /ausfeel/ on r9k
its a fucking horrible board
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▶ No.140712>>140713
>>140711
I kinda like the /britfeel/ crew, it's one of the only boards I've seen that feels like this one.
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▶ No.140713>>140714 >>140723
>>140712
I find the Britfeelers to be humourless and too depressing.
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▶ No.140715>>140717
>>140518
This is how it is for most normies, their online Facebooks/LinkedIns etc. do not represent what their life is actually like
I'm not saying your life as a NEET or wherever you're at now is better than theirs, but you're not as worse off relative to them than you probably imagine
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▶ No.140716>>140718
>>140604
>tfw rich piana is dead
fug, this sucks guys
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▶ No.140717>>140720
>>140715
It doesn't matter whether that is the case or not. Even if the normies are as happy as they pretend to be you still shouldn't care.
I have never seen any point in trying to convince yourself everyone else is just as miserable as you. Because I know it isn't true.
the point is it doesn't matter.
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▶ No.140718>>140719
>>140716
Why? I never followed his doings that closely, but he always struck me as a grotesque living meme. someone who had made himself a freak for attention.
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▶ No.140719>>140721
>>140718
He was a genuinely good guy for the most part, fucking wild but a man of pretty decent character none the less that wanted the best for people.
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▶ No.140720
>>140717
Yep, learning to let that shit go is the path to comfyness.
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▶ No.140721>>140722
>>140719
There are a lot of people online getting rich off of that self help/motivational type stuff. I have never been that impressed by them. It is just a business.
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▶ No.140722
>>140721
leftypol had a thread about it…kind of
>>>/leftypol/2024830
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▶ No.140723>>140724 >>140726
>>140713
They don't have the comedic talent of us ausneets
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▶ No.140724>>140725
>>140723
Ever since I started reading 4 /pol/ I have noticed the differences between nationalities and I have concluded that I really do like and appreciate the way we Aussies approach things. That is why I was so surprised at what a miserable bunch the Brits online are. I guess I had assumed we were all the same (there is the multiculturalism brainwashing at work).
I have discovered an appreciation for my fellow Aussies I never had before, and I now have a determination to defend and protect our culture in a way I could never have imagined five years ago. I would have denied we even had a distinct culture back then.
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▶ No.140725
>>140724
/pol/ truly is a great learning tool
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▶ No.140726
>>140723
shame since britbongs used to be the kings of comedy
now big bong won't bong no more
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▶ No.140727>>140728 >>140729 >>140730
>>140706
It's alright, max rang me wanting proof that I work there, told them I don't owe them anything and never to demand anything from me again
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▶ No.140728>>140730 >>140731
>>140727
Problem is you probably signed something saying you would help them with showing proof if you got a job.
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▶ No.140729
>>140727
Good choice
They harass your employer if you give them the details. It's fucking ridiculous, a job provider who is more likely to lose a job for you than get you one.
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▶ No.140730
>>140727
>>140728
Nah, it's pretty much a scam those cunts pull.
Give them that info and you can be sure they'll put it down they got you the job.
I did the same last time I worked, couldn't get that earnings credit payment without giving them the job info but it was worth it to tell them to fuck off.
Cunts rang me every day for 2 weeks asking too.
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▶ No.140731>>140732
>>140728
Nah no fucking way, I'll punch all those cunts in the tits.
I'm waiting in a car park waiting for my next job and I saw two feral bitches picking up ciggie butts off the ground and it's been raining tonight.
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▶ No.140732>>140733
>>140731
Once again you have missed the chance for sex.
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▶ No.140733>>140734 >>140735
>>140732
Maybe, but at least I have some dignity left
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▶ No.140734
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▶ No.140735>>140736
>>140733
And you didn't catch AIDS
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▶ No.140736>>140738
>>140735
And I'm not really into that whole "consensual" thing
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▶ No.140738
>>140736
Consent is for fags
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▶ No.140739>>140740 >>140741 >>140742
The dog woke me up when he started whimpering and trembling for no apparent reason. Feeling a bit worried now.
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▶ No.140740
>>140739
earthquake soon m8
or nz is going to get evaporated overnight
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▶ No.140741
>>140739
do believe in ghosts?
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▶ No.140742
>>140739
Probably Xenomorphs. Just watched avp2 and I learnt that dogs can sense them. Very educational.
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▶ No.140744
No my doggo is sick, that's why he was whimpering. I just had to carry him outside to go to the toilet because the two steps were too much for him.
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▶ No.140745
>tfw like dogs but not the reality or responsibility of owning one
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▶ No.140750
fucking nice weather today
Thursday but I keep thinking that it's a Friday, not too bad at all
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▶ No.140751>>140753 >>140755
fucking nice weather today
Thursday but I keep thinking that it's a Friday, not too bad at all
anyone getting up to much over the next few days?
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▶ No.140753
>>140751
Tomorrow I am going to drink my cask of goon.
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▶ No.140755>>140756
>>140751
Today I am doing a survey for my JSP but I get paid $80 for it and then I have three days work next week working at the Adelaide show and then security work on Friday. It's weird how it works, I'm doing nothing for months and then suddenly things all happen at once.
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▶ No.140756
>>140755
>Adelaide show
Used to go when I was a kid. It is always somewhat of a surprise to be reminded that it still exists.
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▶ No.140757>>140758 >>140759 >>140760 >>140761 >>140764
The doggo's stomach is making really loud noises. He hasn't eaten anything today so I'm guessing his stomach is what caused him all the pain last night and this morning. Hopefully it fixes itself by tomorrow and I won't have to take him to the vet.
The worst case scenario is probably that he has eaten something stupid like a big chunk of wood and won't be able to pass it and will need surgery. I hope that isn't the case.
I'm feeling a bit stressed. Doggo is my only friend.
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▶ No.140758
>>140757
good thing my doggo only eats bits of dust
might be worth getting it checked out at the vet sooner than later
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▶ No.140759
>>140757
Try to get him to have some water as well as out of the cold, pats if he wants any
If he's still fucked tomorrow then vets ASAP for sure
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▶ No.140760
>>140757
Don't really have any advice for you m8, just hope your doggo gets better.
NEET pets are important.
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▶ No.140761
>>140757
>tfw you catch your dog trying to eat a rock
>this isn't the first time it's happened
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▶ No.140762>>140763
Spent my government survey money on mead.
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▶ No.140763>>140768
>>140762
watchya get
how much ya pay
does it taste gud
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▶ No.140764>>140765 >>140784
>>140757
I saw a labrador on TV that ate a rock and it got stuck in its intestines, it managed to pass it and they showed the vet squirting lube up its ass to pull the rock out
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▶ No.140765
>>140764
another technique they use is to inject the doggo with a drug that makes it vomit
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▶ No.140766>>140767 >>140770 >>140787
Doing some nice farts today
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▶ No.140767
>>140766
You should bag them up and sell them to homesick pajeets.
>The scent of india !!!
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▶ No.140768>>140769 >>140777
>>140763
Maxwell Spiced mead
$15.99
It's 3.00 on a weekday, I'll at least wait until 6.00, probably.
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▶ No.140769
>>140768
Shove the bottle up your bum
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▶ No.140770>>140771
>>140766
Do you have a workout soundtrack to inspire you while farting, or do you prefer silence?
Anyway, Aliens Vs Predator Requiem is a movie that has achieved the impossible - it's actually worse than the first movie. Heed my warning and never watch it. I don't want the sacrifice of the 90 minutes of my life I spent watching it to be in vain.
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▶ No.140771
>>140770
I listen to the wiggles because wiggling helps the farts move out of your bum
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▶ No.140772>>140778
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▶ No.140777>>140779
>>140768
What is mead? Never heard of it.
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▶ No.140778
>>140772
I was going to go and buy some tomorrow, as I cannot now as all the normies will be popluating the bottle shop now and giving me strange looks.
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▶ No.140779>>140780 >>140781 >>140782
Six o'clock came early, it's pretty good. Better than the last type I had which was half as strong.
>>140777
Really? It's the stuff people drank back in the old, old times, the stuff drank during the age of Vikings. It's a drink made from fermented honey.
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▶ No.140780>>140788
>>140779
> It's the stuff that fags who like to larp as pagans/vikings drink
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▶ No.140781>>140782
>>140779
Does it taste like honey?
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▶ No.140782>>140785 >>140788
>>140779
>the stuff drank during the age of Vikings
Only the women drank it, men drank ale.
>>140781
Yes.
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▶ No.140783>>140788
Mead is a fedora drink. I am sorry to the NEET who likes it, but I can't shield you from the truth.
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▶ No.140784
>>140764
Maybe I should have tried the lube trick when I had my kidney stones
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▶ No.140785>>140786
>>140782
I like ginger ale.
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▶ No.140786>>140790
>>140785
I bet you like dongs up your ass too
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▶ No.140787
>>140766
Can smell them from here…..hmm like spicy chicken
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▶ No.140788>>140789
>>140780
Pretty much.
>>140782
No, it is quite well documented that the men drank mead, in fact more so than ale(they did drink that too though I think).
>>140783
It probably is, I don't care though.
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▶ No.140789>>140791 >>140798
>>140788
Post more pics of your larping attire and accessories please.
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▶ No.140790
>>140786
Nah, your mum liked mine up hers though
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▶ No.140791>>140792
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▶ No.140792>>140793
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▶ No.140793>>140794 >>140796 >>140798 >>140806
>>140792
chick from that story quit the neetlyf
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▶ No.140794>>140795
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▶ No.140795
>>140794
his shirt, what is it?
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▶ No.140796
>>140793
Fucking roasties can't be NEETs. Reeeeee.
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▶ No.140797>>140802
Ever seen this site?
http://mccrindle.com.au/the-mccrindle-blog/australia-in-2015
>last pic was in amongst the ones with the neetgrils
it's just funny but unrelated
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▶ No.140798>>140799
>>140789
Sorry it's too much effort, this is the only Norse type stuff I have anyway, the rest is later on.
>>140793
That's what like half of all women do anyway, even when they get married a housewife is really just a NEET.
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▶ No.140799>>140800
>>140798
> the rest is later on.
lol you have a nazi gimp suit dont you?
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▶ No.140800
>>140799
C'mon man, vikingNEET has been pretty cool about it, be nice.
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▶ No.140802
>>140797
>25% of boomers still employed
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▶ No.140806
>>140793
She's like a walking pepe meme
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▶ No.140807>>140827
I am going to do my serious goon drinking tomorrow, but I poured out a mug tonight just to try it and it is going down pretty easy. I thought it would taste worse than it does.
4 litres of drinkable wine for just $10. What an age of marvels we live in.
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▶ No.140808>>140809 >>140810 >>140811 >>140815 >>140819 >>140855
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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▶ No.140809
>>140808
New cheesecake Vid. Yes.
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▶ No.140810>>140813 >>140821
>>140808
what happened to your hands man
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▶ No.140811>>140813
>>140808
Nice vid Cheescake, must be fucking shit having to rely on the pharmaceutical jew to think properly.
My memory is a bit fucked too, I constantly forget to do daily chores like brush my teeth and to shower. It's been so many years, how has this shit not planted itself in my brain as standard yet.
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▶ No.140812>>140814 >>140816
Let's form a Jihadi(democratic freedom fighter) unit and fight for West Australian independence, I'm not even from there but it's a nice idea.
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▶ No.140813>>140818
>>140810
I dno't know. I just looked at them now and they look fine, must be the lighting or something.
>>140811
Yeah it is shit to have to rely on it, but it is the only real option I have. Before I started taking it I felt like a retard.
>My memory is a bit fucked too, I constantly forget to do daily chores like brush my teeth and to shower. It's been so many years, how has this shit not planted itself in my brain as standard yet.
I'd recommend giving that swisse a go, I would like to see if others find it effective, or if I'm an outlier.
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▶ No.140814>>140815
>>140812
>>140812
Wouldn't that be work?
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▶ No.140815
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140814
But after that you need never work again.
>>140808
You might need to eat more red meat.
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▶ No.140816>>140817
>>140812
Fun fact, WA did declare independence a while back.
It got ignored.
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▶ No.140817
>>140816
> secession referendum was held on 8 April 1933 in the Australian state of Western Australia, on the proposal that the state withdraw from the Australian Federation.[1] The proposal won a majority of the votes and a petition to give effect to the decision was subsequently sent to the British Parliament, where a parliamentary joint select committee ruled it invalid.
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▶ No.140818>>140828
>>140813
Yeah I might give it a shot if I have the time and money for it.
How do you take 'em though, I can't swallow pills because my throat gags them back up.
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▶ No.140819>>140828 >>140834
>>140808
I know that /shitmemory/ feel, cheesecake.
Neet-related cognitive decline is definitely responsible but I also feel like my emotional flatness is causing it to be worse than it would otherwise be. Emotional response to an event will help that event encode into memory. Do you know that feel?
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▶ No.140820>>140822 >>140823 >>140824
i have no idea what this is but it's making me laugh
i think it's pajeets sace or uni thing
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▶ No.140821
>>140810
I had the thin and crispy base from dominos for the first time yesterday. Tasted fucking nasty. Is that how it is meant to taste? Isn't it just meant to be like the normal bread but thinner? It was awful.
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▶ No.140822>>140824
>>140820
man why are Pajeets just so weird? Even Pakistanis and Saudis are normal compared to them ffs, let alone Ning Lee
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▶ No.140823>>140825
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▶ No.140824
>>140820
>>140822
notice the "cum entrance test"
i cant think of what that could be, maybe an acronym but still, they're fucked
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▶ No.140825>>140839
>>140823
do you know what it is?
it seems to be across the educational board. all subjects require poos to be neets
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▶ No.140826>>140830
>An 18-year-old in Kerala alleges she was forced to remove her bra and another student says she had to change out of her jeans at an exam centre for the NEET or National Eligibility and Entrance Test for medical colleges on Sunday. They were told it was for "security", to prevent cheating
<take off your clothes for the cum entrance test
sounds like fun
http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/remove-bra-no-jeans-bizarre-code-shocks-students-at-neet-medical-test-1690706
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▶ No.140827
>>140807
My mummy's going away for two weeks on Sunday, I'm gonna build a fort with all the empty goon boxes
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▶ No.140828
>>140818
I usually take them with water. If you ever do give them a go, post about it.
>>140819
>Neet-related cognitive decline is definitely responsible but I also feel like my emotional flatness is causing it to be worse than it would otherwise be. Emotional response to an event will help that event encode into memory. Do you know that feel?
Interesting, with taking my anti depressants I don't have much emotions, I feel them vaguely but not very much in intensity or often. I think you are right though - the lack of my emotional response might be driving my memory loss. However the memory loss started earlier this year - and I have been on anti-depressants since mid last year. I don't typically get emotional when learning or reading, I only really do when faced with an anxiety-inducing situation in real life (usually outside with people).
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▶ No.140830
>>140826
Neets should have to take off their bras for the neet general entrance test
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▶ No.140831>>140832 >>140833 >>140835 >>140841 >>140845 >>140857
Every time I shit my arsehole bleeds. Should I be worried?
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▶ No.140832
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▶ No.140833>>140836
>>140831
No this is very common. I have had to stop using toilet paper because of it. I now take a shower immediately after shitting and wash out my angus with water and soap instead.
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▶ No.140834
>>140819
This. A lot of our lives are just so repetitive and lacking in interest that our brains can't be bothered retaining information about them.
If anyone does try cheesecake's memory pills, plz post your experiences. I'm curious if a mysterious herb from india can actually work outside of fiction.
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▶ No.140835>>140836
>>140831
I'm pretty sure that's a woman thing
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▶ No.140836>>140837 >>140840
>>140833
Fuck. So I've gotta walk all the way to the shower with big greasy dingleberries precariously hanging from my sphincter every time I drop a log?
>>140835
Nah, cunt. Women bleed from their pee holes 'cause their bladder sheds its skin or some shit.
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▶ No.140837>>140838
>>140836
Try getting more fibre in your diet and that may improve your situation. It didn't work for me though.
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▶ No.140838
>>140837
Yeah I've been eating a pretty american diet lately and I think I ripped it really bad during my last american shit. Every consequent turd is just gonna rip the scab off or whatever no matter how much fibre/cholera I eat.
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▶ No.140839>>140842
>>140825
I think the pajeet NEET thing is some shit like a HECs debt or a uni entry test.
Could well be wrong though.
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▶ No.140840
>>140836
>Nah, cunt. Women bleed from their pee holes 'cause their bladder sheds its skin or some shit.
Fuckin' kek
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▶ No.140841
>>140831
Don't wipe your arse too vigorously, and avoid sitting on the toilet for longer than you need to.
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▶ No.140842>>140843
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▶ No.140843>>140844
>>140842
Maybe the pajeets think we need the medical certificates to help us pass the neet test
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▶ No.140844
>>140843
it might help with the inevitable haemorrhoid problems
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▶ No.140845>>140846
>>140831
Yes. Drink more water maybe. You'll know if you need to do that by the colour of your urine anyway I suppose.
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▶ No.140846>>140847
>>140845
is red urine a problem?
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▶ No.140847
>>140846
Yes, see a doctor immediately.
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▶ No.140848>>140849 >>140851 >>140892
i swear i just saw a 9 current affairs story promo about a mother whose trans-'daughter' is now trying to go back to being a boy, and the interviewer was going full "but now your son has breasts" to the ashamed mother.
but i can't fucking find the story on 9's youtube channels, twitter, site
halp
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▶ No.140849>>140850 >>140851 >>140859
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▶ No.140850>>140858
>>140849
That trans shit with the kids makes me feel sick. Literally sick inside. It is so evil.
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▶ No.140851>>140852
>>140849
>>140848
That is one of the reasons why you have to be 18 to do many things, kids can't make such important decisions and are often pressured by parents.
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▶ No.140852
>>140851
Like being born.
'But I wanted a girl!'
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▶ No.140853>>140854 >>140884
>tfw just snapping out of a week long binge of extremely self destructive behaviour
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▶ No.140854
>>140853
>tfw swap week long with life long and snapping out of with continuing
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▶ No.140855
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▶ No.140857
>>140831
Take photo of your bloody asshole and the poo you do and post it here
I'm a poo expert
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▶ No.140858
>>140850
I think it's funny
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▶ No.140859
>>140849
Johns having a fap to this right now
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▶ No.140860>>140862 >>140863 >>140864
Is the television highlight of the week about to start for anyone else?
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▶ No.140862
>>140860
that's not big bang theory
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▶ No.140863>>140865
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▶ No.140864
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▶ No.140865>>140866 >>140867 >>140886
>>140863
>Datsun
No, the answer: Zastava. (Mazda is in there too..)
Keep in mind that she's a Cranky 40yo blonde hosting a 2am Scam Game Show on Free-to-Air TV, and spends every moment wondering where she went wrong with her life.
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▶ No.140866
>>140865
She's like a Clive Robertson with tits (..if anyone remembers him)
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▶ No.140867>>140868
>>140865
even worse is she probably sucked some guy's penis to get there
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▶ No.140868>>140869 >>140870
>>140867
I wonder how common sex 4 jobs and sex 4 favours are with women IRL whether it's at job interviews or Uni/school etc.
Perhaps I've watched too much porn (Cutting off that Jewish shit anyway) but it wouldn't surprise me if at least 30-40% haven't done some major sexual favour for something
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▶ No.140869>>140887
>>140868
I have it from a good authority, my Dad at least, that Ita Buttrose sucked and fucked her way to the top in the Packer Empire.
When my Dad and Ita were about 18, they were both Cadet-type rookie Newspaper Reporters at the same place, however Ita rarely showed up for work-- she did however attended every party the Bosses held, and the young minx in scandalous 1960s dresses went to every one. Surprise surprise, Ita was being promoted at a ridiculous rate, in spite of doing no work for it.
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▶ No.140870>>140871
>>140868
NEETs have to do a lot of nasty things to get on dsp
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▶ No.140871>>140875
>>140870
suckedDrPajeetsCock.jpg
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▶ No.140872>>140873 >>140876 >>140877
NEETs, NEETs! Wait until she raises the prizemoney before phoning in!
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▶ No.140873
>>140872
"I had to make myself skinny to get this job. If I were fat I couldn't fit in this tiny little box."
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▶ No.140874
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▶ No.140875
>>140871
I had to suck his dick and eat his curry
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▶ No.140876
>>140872
Might as well be watching playschool
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▶ No.140877>>140878
>>140872
Is that woman a crack whore ?
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▶ No.140878>>140879
>>140877
This woman cracks jokes for lonely NEETs at 2am in the morning.
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▶ No.140879>>140881
>>140878
Call up and tell her to get naked
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▶ No.140880
She's promised to cry on camera if no one gets the right answer…
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▶ No.140881>>140882
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▶ No.140882>>140883
>>140881
And she's a crack whore.
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▶ No.140883
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▶ No.140884
>>140853
So what was your self-destructive binge? You can tell us anon. Drugs? Goon? Marathon fapping to tranny porn?
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▶ No.140886>>140977
>>140865
Considering that she's a woman, and women are social creatures, and traditionally have been employed in positions such as this on game shows as hosts, co-hosts and so on, it's actually a suitable job for her. There really isn't anything for her to reflect upon, because again, she's a woman, probably got the job on her looks afterall these shows are no Wheel of Fortune but where former WoF women might end up as they come into the remaining years of their beauty.
So, the question to really ask yourself is then this! As a man, where has your life gone so wrong that you're on the couch at 2am watching some woman and critiquing her to the standards of men and not women?
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▶ No.140887
>>140869
you gave me a stiffy first thing in the morning
i'd smash that slut, she looks like a dominator
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▶ No.140888>>140890
Anyone in Adelaide just have hail?
It's a sunny day but theres this one thick black cloud, the hail was tiny but it was thee for a minute or two and melted right after it hit the ground
weird shit
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▶ No.140889
Good morning boys. I just got back inside after sowing my Silverbeet. I will keep you posted on how they go.
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▶ No.140890>>140894
>>140888
>that's global warming for ya
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▶ No.140891>>140893 >>140898
My Doggo is doing a bit better today I think.
He is still moving gingerly but he does the back steps by himself now and this morning he sat in his usual position to get me to feed him, which I did (just a small amount) and he ate some of it. He didn't eat anything yesterday.
Hopefully he comes good on his own over the next couple of days and I won't need to go to the vet.
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▶ No.140892
>>140848
Roos are beautiful
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▶ No.140893
>>140891
Vets are expensive, dress him up in human clothes and take him to a bulk billed gp
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▶ No.140894
>>140890
according to the tinfoil community there is a HAARP set up somewhere in the bight
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▶ No.140895>>140896
Childmolesting NEET here, just finished "dropping" the kids off to school
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▶ No.140896
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▶ No.140897
>boomer neighbours mowing lawn for 2.5 hrs and counting now
IT'S MEANT TO BE REAL NEET HOURS UNTIL FRIDAY 5PM REEE
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▶ No.140898
>>140891
Glad to hear your doggo's on the mend m8.
It's always a hard choice to make with pets and vets when you're on the dole, cunts charge so fucking much.
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▶ No.140899>>140900 >>140901 >>140904
Morning NEETcels.
It's september. Its time to grab yourself by your balls and make something happen. Either lock down gf2017 or start setting up for gf2018.
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▶ No.140900>>140902
>>140899
I don't want a gf.
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▶ No.140901>>140903
>>140899
>>year is 3/4 over
>WHERE DID THE TIME GO
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▶ No.140902
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▶ No.140903>>140905
>>140901
Just wait till you're an oldNEET m8
These days I go for a shit and it's next week when I get off the toilet
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▶ No.140904
>>140899
more like dsp2018
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▶ No.140905>>140906
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▶ No.140906>>140907
>>140905
How long did it take ?
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▶ No.140907>>140908
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▶ No.140908
>>140907
You should ask cenno for a raise after hard work like that !
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▶ No.140911>>140912 >>140913 >>140915
Question for NEETs who go for NEETwalks.
Do you tend to walk faster than normies ?
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▶ No.140912>>140914 >>140917
>>140911
i shop faster than most normies
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▶ No.140913
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▶ No.140914>>140916 >>140917
>>140912
Yeah, I do too.I know the things I want, I go to the shelves grab them and get out.
People who stand there staring at the shelf for 5 minutes before buying the same shit they always do confuse me.
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▶ No.140915
>>140911
Only when I need to catch up to them for a rape
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▶ No.140916
>>140914
i don't get them either
it's a supermarket, not some boutique store
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▶ No.140917>>140918 >>140920
>>140912
>>140914
I tend to get overwhelmed in supermarkets and often find myself just wandering around aimlessly for half an hour or so not putting anything at all in my trolley.
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▶ No.140918>>140919
>>140917
be focused, keep on-point
always have an escape plan
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▶ No.140919
>>140918
>always have an escape plan
REEEEEEEEEE loudly and run out flailing your arms
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▶ No.140920>>140921
>>140917
I cant cope with people so I go early, 8am or so
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▶ No.140921
>>140920
I go early too. It is not so much the people who put me off. I think it is just the vastness of all the different choices. I end up not being able to choose anything.
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▶ No.140922>>140932
I have started in on the goon box boys. Mug number one is going down now.
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▶ No.140923>>140925 >>140926 >>140927
>Tfw blasting arms and legs then having a mid day NEET nap as you listen to the birds outside
It's the little things NEETs
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▶ No.140924>>140928
I am giving my expensive computer chair another try. Last time I used it it gave me awful back pain. I literally could hardly get myself up out of bed without screaming in agony.
This time I have removed the two armrests on the sides. Hopefully this changes the way I sit on it and I won't have the back problems this time.
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▶ No.140925>>140928
>>140923
Sounds nice m8. I wish I could enjoy things a bit more but there are too many neighbours for me to feel comfortable here. I even worry about how loud I play my music.
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▶ No.140926>>140927
>>140923
>>140923
>>140923
>tfw blasting a load in your mums pussy
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▶ No.140927
>>140926
Did you get so excited typing that that you hit >>140923 three times ?
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▶ No.140928>>140929 >>140930
>>140924
Do you slouch?
>>140925
Ever considered getting headphones? Do you not live in the suburbs or something? Keeping comfy is important
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▶ No.140929>>140931
>>140928
>slouch?
There is probably all sorts wrong with my posture. I do fine with plain wooden chairs, even though I slouch heaps and sit in all sorts of weird ways. It was just this new chair that caused me problems. I think it was because my lower back wasn't always in contact with the back of the chair. I am fixing that now.
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▶ No.140930>>140931 >>140933 >>140934
>>140928
I find using headphones really disconcerting. I hate not being aware of my surroundings. Like someone could be breaking in or knocking on the door and I wouldn't know.
I do live in a suburb, but sound carries through my windows. I don't know why, but I just hate the thought of the neighbours knowing what sort of music I am listening to.
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▶ No.140931>>140933
>>140929
Yeah maybe best to get something with a really hard/stiff back, I'm probably fine due to my young age and lifting but my current chair has a stretchy mesh back and it's probably not very good for me. Those shitty poverty plastic yellow primary school chairs would be impossible to get back problems from probably but at the end of the day humans weren't designed to spend all day sitting down to begin with I guess
>>140930
I know what you mean with neighbours knowing what sort of music you listen to, I only listen to music with headphones when I'm home with no one else in the house
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▶ No.140932
>>140922
Tax dollars hard at work
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▶ No.140933
>>140930
>>140931
I watch porn with the speakers turned up when mums home
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▶ No.140934
>>140930
>I hate not being aware of my surroundings.
exactly why i go for open cup headphones
lets background noise leak in and sounds great if you don't need horribly heavy bass
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▶ No.140935>>140936
I have finished my first mug of goon. I am already pretty tipsy. On mug number two now.
I must say I am very impressed with the goon bag technology. The nozzle doesn't drip inside my fridge at all after I have finished pouring it.
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▶ No.140936
>>140935
>very impressed with the goon bag technology
Aussie tech at its finest.
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▶ No.140937>>140938
I have finished my second mug of goon. I think I am going to have to stop here. I am pretty drunk. I didn't eat anything today.
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▶ No.140938>>140939
>>140937
Make yourself some ham&cheese toasties and then get back to drinking m8
Can't let the NEET way down
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▶ No.140939>>140940 >>140942
>>140938
To be honest I don't really like being drunk. I don't think I am going to buy any more goon.
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▶ No.140940>>140943
>>140939
You are required to drink the whole bag, do I have to notify cenno?
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▶ No.140941
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▶ No.140942>>140944
>>140939
Drinking does take some practice.
If you're new to goon I wouldn't drink a huge amount, it can give shocking hangovers.
I'm a snob with mah booze, It's decent whisky or nothing.
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▶ No.140943
>>140940
Shit this goon has got me drunk as fuck. I am singing here.
I don't really like this feeling. I think I am going to pour the rest of the goon down the sink.
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▶ No.140944
>>140942
Wine in general seems to give the nastiest hangovers.
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▶ No.140945>>140946
>uncomfortably drunk off two mugs of goon
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▶ No.140946
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▶ No.140947>>140948
I have just poured the rest of the goon down the sink. I have remembered why I hate being drunk.
The mugs were 333ml each. The goon was 10% alcohol. So I drank 66ml of pure alcohol to get me drunk.
Alcohol is not the answer to my problems.
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▶ No.140948
>>140947
It's not the answer m8, it just makes life a bit brighter and funnier for a while.
Each to their own though.
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▶ No.140949>>140950 >>140951
I really wanted to go for a neetwalk but it won't stop raining/hailing.
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▶ No.140950
>>140949
Take a brolly m80.
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▶ No.140951>>140952
>>140949
It's not a proper neetwalk unless it's after dark anyway. Preferably after midnight.
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▶ No.140952>>140953
>>140951
>Preferably after midnight.
RapeNEET ?
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▶ No.140953>>140954 >>140957
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▶ No.140954>>140957 >>140958
>>140953
>He's the NEET we deserve ….
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▶ No.140957
>>140953
>>140954
>Not employed
>Dropped out of college
>Stays up all night, sleeps until noon
>Needs alfred to act as his mummybot, because he can't cope with day-to-day life
>Can't get the girl he wants because she's prefers some chad lawyer
Batman really is one of us, isn't he?
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▶ No.140958
>>140954
>He's the NEET we deserve ….
but not the one it needs right now
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▶ No.140959>>140960
Actually that gave me a (bloody silly) thought.
There's no NEET super heroes, why aren't the sjw types fighting for US as an oppressed minority ?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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▶ No.140960>>140961
>>140959
If you have enough ambition and ability to become a superhero you are not a real neet and need to get off my board
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▶ No.140961>>140964
>>140960
Alright you got me, I confess.
I am actually a super villain sent here to conquer the Earth.
Good thing for you cunts that I'm so fucking lazy.
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▶ No.140962>>140965
If there is to be a NEET Superhero what would they wear, a leotard? with ankle warmers?
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▶ No.140963
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▶ No.140964>>140966
>>140961
I guess sloth wasn't the right sin to specialize in
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▶ No.140965
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▶ No.140966>>140968
>>140964
It's all good m8, I can do gluttony pretty well too
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▶ No.140967>>140975
Got this from Dan's. Tastes kind of smoky
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▶ No.140968>>140969 >>140970 >>140972
>>140966
Alright, we're gonna form a superhero team, each neet will become a superhero based on one of the 7 deadly sins.
Slothman and Gluttonboy are already taken, but you can have Wrath, Envy, Pride, Greed and Lust. Post your character name and describe his superpowers.
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▶ No.140969
>>140968
I nominate VN for Lustneet
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▶ No.140970>>140971
>>140968
OK the Lesbian Superhero NEET is mine, I mean She IS mine, and you know there is always a lesbian superhero
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▶ No.140971
>>140970
Ah … you sure m8 ? (pic related)
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▶ No.140972
>>140968
Neetkings various identities for all
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▶ No.140973>>140974
They're targeting wagies now too
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▶ No.140974
>>140973
They are untouchable and they know it. They are an arrogant creature.
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▶ No.140975
>>140967
Thank you for supporting your local dans
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▶ No.140976>>140983
So my goon experiment didn't go well. All I did was remind myself how much I hate feeling intoxicated. I am the same way about other drugs.
At least I am sure of it now. I don't know where to go from here.
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▶ No.140977>>140978 >>140980 >>140981 >>140989
>>140886
>As a man, where has your life gone so wrong that you're on the couch at 2am watching some woman and critiquing her to the standards of men and not women?
NEETs gonna NEET. But I'm not the edgy lad committing Lèse-majesté.
Ms. Anonymous Gameshow Hostess lives alone in an apartment with a Pug dog, sometimes forgets to wash her hair before coming to work, and regularly has moments of self-awareness that's she's stuck doing a graveyard shift Scam Gameshow. It makes her night to have a woman call in.
She's still unobtainable like any girl with a normal number of limbs, but she's a Comfy presence to NEETs, and provides a moment when television isn't judging us-- as outside of the 1am-3am weekend timeslot, TV is only wall-to-wall shows about Successful White Married Wagies Buying Another House.
"I want to give you money!" has an incredibly erotic Cougar subtext, too.
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▶ No.140978
>>140977
She does look kinda hot in that pic I'll admit
Never watched that show but I think I get what you mean about her being comfy now
(Not the prick you were replying to either)
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▶ No.140980
>>140977
>Lèse-majesté
you're a cultured lad, i had to look that up
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▶ No.140981>>140982 >>140985 >>140986 >>140989 >>140994
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140977
I've got dox of sorts, Neets!
Her name is Caroline Boulton, and she's actually been a real actress in the past: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1646092/
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▶ No.140982>>140984
>>140981
>5' 7" (1m 70cm)
she looks taller
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▶ No.140983>>140987 >>140997
>>140976
mate get yourself a set of crystal glasses and buy a carton of coopers sparkling ale when they're on special for $52 or under at dans or liquorland
sit outdoors and take an hour to drink one and have a max of 2 to get you buzzed then go on a nice neetwalk. getting drunk is for normies
do it max twice a week. gotta spend your bucks right
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▶ No.140984>>140988
>>140982
I just-about got her age right-- 37 years old, too: https://www.spotlight.com/2211-8975-7442
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▶ No.140985
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▶ No.140986
>>140981
>Caroline's acting potential was soon spotted by a film director
Poor girl got jew molested.
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▶ No.140987>>140997
>>140983
>coopers sparkling ale
GirlNEET detected.
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▶ No.140988
>>140984
the one i was looking at said between 26 - 36
pretty broad range
might be an old account
imagine if it is her shilling herself for neets
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▶ No.140989>>140990 >>141278
>>140981
classical ballet dancer, list of movies longer than my cock and >>140977 thinks she sits at home wondering where it went wrong? talk about projecting.
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▶ No.140990>>140991
>>140989
I guess she just does middle of the night free tv game shows out of the goodness of her heart then ay m8 ?
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▶ No.140991>>140992
>>140990
probably needs the money given ballet is a young persons gig, there is nothing wrong with a woman being a gameshow host, not sure why anyone would shit on a woman for that.
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▶ No.140992
>>140991
>not sure why anyone would shit on a woman for that
And I have literally no idea why you included that line.
You're a bit of a defensive cunt for someone so arrogant.
Is that you NoFunNEET ?
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▶ No.140993>>140995
Please don't fight NEETs. You remind me of my parents.
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▶ No.140994
>>140981
"It's a half-naked woman, giving you money-- it's most unusual!"
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▶ No.140995>>141002
>>140993
Soon we'll start molesting each other and that will bring up some real bad memories
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▶ No.140997
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>140983
ralfy does a good vid on drunkness
>>140987
always thought of it as a decent pils
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▶ No.141002
>>140995
Pull those pants down matey
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▶ No.141003>>141004
Night lads
Anyone getting up to anything out of the ordinary this weekend?
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▶ No.141004>>141014
>>141003
Hanging out in the bushes near a train station overpass
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▶ No.141005>>141006 >>141015
My doggo is still not 100% but he has improved again overnight and was really excited for his food this morning. I think he is going to be okay.
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▶ No.141006>>141007
>>141005
Your doggo sounds like me
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▶ No.141007>>141008
>>141006
Does your tail wag when you hear someone move your food dish?
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▶ No.141008
>>141007
I like to wag my tail after dinner actually
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▶ No.141009>>141015
The chair experiment did not work. I woke up with an aching back again so I have gone back to using my old wooden chair.
I should never have spent all that money on the fancy computer chair. I was not made to have nice things.
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▶ No.141014>>141021
>>141004
might see you there and ruin it for both of us
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▶ No.141015>>141016
>>141005
can never be too certain but good to hear he's doing okay
>>141009
maybe just needed more support?
they don't make chairs as stiff as they should be
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▶ No.141016>>141017 >>141076
>>141015
Maybe I need one of pic related?
I don't really know what the problem with the chair is. It has a longer seat so more of my thighs rest on it. Also my feet don't touch the ground the same way as they do with my wooden chair. Maybe that is to blame.
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▶ No.141017>>141018
>>141016
>Also my feet don't touch the ground
That's the problem then m8, all your body weight is going to your lower back.
Can you lower the seat a bit or maybe get a footstool ?
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▶ No.141018>>141019
>>141017
I don't know. Everything just feels wrong. The chair tilts back as well. I think I am just going to leave it alone and keep using my wooden chair.
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▶ No.141019>>141020
>>141018
I've been using a wooden kitchen chair for 2 years now since my old chair broke.
It was meant to be temporary but It does seem better on my back iirc.
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▶ No.141020
>>141019
Yeah my wooden kitchen chair has been really good. The only problem I ever had with it was if I got really engrossed in something and didn't move for a long time my arse would fall asleep.
The only reason I bought the plush new chair was because I used to have four of these kitchen chairs but I sit in them for so long each day and am so rough with them and they are so old that they tend to break and become unsafe. I am on the last one of the four now and it is sounding pretty sick.
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▶ No.141021>>141022
>>141014
If 2 rapeNEETs rape each other is it still rape ?
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▶ No.141022>>141023
>>141021
Technically those neets rely on tax money to survive so the entire working population of australia is being raped too
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▶ No.141023>>141024
>>141022
Is there some way I can claim compensation for this ?
I'll claim I'm a boong if I have to
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▶ No.141024>>141025
>>141023
I'm sure Kevin Rudd will say sorry if you give him a ring
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▶ No.141025>>141026 >>141067
>>141024
>tfw rudd didn't say sorry after raping you
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▶ No.141026>>141027 >>141067
>>141025
what do you think the stimulus package was for?
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▶ No.141027
>>141026
That's actually a fuckin' good point m8
Not even joking any more
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▶ No.141028>>141029
I would stimulate you NEET cunts with my package.
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▶ No.141029>>141030 >>141031
>>141028
kruddy post neeto
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▶ No.141030
>>141029
Fair shake of the sauce bottle m8.
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▶ No.141031
>>141029
i miss rudd posting
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▶ No.141033>>141034
Any of you lads into poker?
I miss grinding the online tables so I was thinking of playing some live games but I'm not sure if I can handle it
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▶ No.141034>>141035 >>141036
>>141033
The gambling Jew is to be avoided.
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▶ No.141035
>>141034
this tbh
As a poor person with little excitement in life the thrill of gambling seems like a dangerous one to indulge in.
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▶ No.141036>>141037 >>141038 >>141040
>>141034
I get that games like roulette are shit but poker seems fine because it's reasonably skill based
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▶ No.141037
>>141036
Do not try and rationalise the gambling jew.
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▶ No.141038
>>141036
Russian roulette is a good choice for neets
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▶ No.141040>>141042 >>141046
>>141036
Poker is skill based but you need to be lucky enough to get cards you can use that skill with.
Stay the fuck away from the gambling jew m8, at least with drugs/drinking you get something in return, even if it's not good for you.
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▶ No.141042>>141043
>>141040
>something in return
Like liver failure?
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▶ No.141043>>141045
>>141042
Did you miss where I said
>even if it's not good for you
?
I'm not saying it's good, just better than literally throwing your money away.
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▶ No.141045>>141047 >>141132
>>141043
I don't really see how it's any different. With gambling you gain the thrill of the moment and lose money. With alcohol or drugs you get a short high and lose money. You're achieving the same things in different ways.
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▶ No.141046>>141047 >>141048
>>141040
>don't take up that self-destructive hobby, do this one instead
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▶ No.141047>>141049 >>141132
>>141046
Your reading comprehension is pretty shit m8.
Spend less time on /leftypol/
>>141045
Yeah, that's kinda true I guess, it's just the brief thrill in the hope of getting more money to … gamble more with ? has never seemed worth it to me.
Each to their own though, as long as they're not a self righteous prick about it.
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▶ No.141048
>>141046
Also, have a frog m8
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▶ No.141049>>141050 >>141132
>>141047
If you're not retarded you have a set budget to gamble with then if you win money you can set that aside and do other things with it
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▶ No.141050>>141051
>>141049
Same with drinking and drug use. You can't really predict beforehand whether the addiction will strike you though, that's where the danger lies
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▶ No.141051>>141052
>>141050
that's where the excitement lies
>ftfy
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▶ No.141052>>141054
>>141051
It's like pissing in a bottle that might not hold all your piss
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▶ No.141053>>141055 >>141057 >>141060
Bees are swarming outside my bathroom window. They do this every single spring, trying to set up a new hive inside my wall by going through the little air vent in the brick.
Going to have to go out with the bug spray tonight to dissuade them from settling.
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▶ No.141054
>>141052
i use bio-degradable bags just for the thrill of it
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▶ No.141055>>141056
>>141053
evil cunt, just let them live there
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▶ No.141056
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▶ No.141057>>141059
>>141053
just put bacon inside the hole, they won't go near it
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▶ No.141058>>141060
>walking home from the shops
>magpie already up on the power lines
Mother fuckers scarred me as a kid, now I have a phobia of being swooped.
It's only the 2nd day of spring and they've already set up a nest in the gumtree across the road.
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▶ No.141059
>>141057
do not ignore the coincidences
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▶ No.141060>>141061
>>141058
>>141053
Not surprising that a group of neet virgins hate the birds and the bees
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▶ No.141061
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▶ No.141062>>141063 >>141066 >>141068 >>141070 >>141078
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I took some video of my bee problem. I can't let my dog out until tonight or he might get attacked.
https://youtu.be/esK8jkC4GzM
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▶ No.141063
>>141062
that's a lot more bees than i thought
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▶ No.141064>>141065
Solve both problems at once by chucking the possum on the bees
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▶ No.141065
>>141064
They would just merge to form some sort of stinging bee possum hybrid.
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▶ No.141066
>>141062
should see if they made a hive inside that vent hole, start harvesting and selling NEET honey.
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▶ No.141067>>141069
>>141025
>>141026
Kevin rudd inspired me to rape
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▶ No.141068
>>141062
Put your dick in the hive, it will get swollen and you'll be hung like jerome
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▶ No.141069
>>141067
He taught us all that men can be raped by women too
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▶ No.141070>>141071
>>141062
I have a proper bee hive in my backyard, they don't bother me and the flowers look pretty good
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▶ No.141071>>141086
>>141070
is there a way to make them move?
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▶ No.141072
Playing Borderlands 2, boring at times but I don't have to pay attention that much while listening to podcasts/watching twitch streams.
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▶ No.141073>>141074 >>141075
I'm drunk and hungry, what should I get delivered?
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▶ No.141074
>>141073
some pizzas and garlic bread.
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▶ No.141075
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▶ No.141076>>141080
>>141016
I developed a scoliosis after being hit by a car when I was 14, and the Physio had be use something similar.
Only problem is, I was too Teenager to use it at high-school like I was asked to do. :/
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▶ No.141078>>141079
>>141062
Are they Euro Bees or Native Bees?
If Natives, there'll be volunteer 'Bee Rescue' groups (there's certainly one in Sydney) that can help..
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▶ No.141079>>141081 >>141082
>>141078
Native bees don't sting do they? They wouldn't be much of a problem then
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▶ No.141080>>141083
>>141076
Did you get financial compensation from the accident?
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▶ No.141081
>>141079
I think so.
This seems to be the wisdom for bee removal: https://www.strathfield.nsw.gov.au/residents/animals-and-pets/bees-and-wasps/ … I might be a Pest Control issue, due to being underneath the building.
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▶ No.141082>>141084
>>141079
they still damage your house m8
looks like eurobees from size
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▶ No.141083>>141087
>>141080
Financial, no-- however the girls in my class hand-made a Get Well card and everyone signed it. And the teenneetbullying stopped for the rest of the year! \o/
The accident happened when I got off the school bus and a car sped around a turn and hit me a 60km/h.. I did the triple-somersault in front of about 50 kids, landed 'dead' on the road, and didn't move for 15 minutes, until the Ambos picked me up. That was a lot of scared-shitless kids..
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▶ No.141084>>141085
>>141082
Solitary Resin Bees are the big PITA here-- they get into every bolt-hole on my motorbikes and leave their larvae– and when I got to clean the air-filter, I have to killed and scrape out baby bee corpses.. (they smell nice, though… like lemon+eucalyptus)
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▶ No.141085>>141088
>>141084
sounds like your average dole bludger
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▶ No.141086
>>141071
Gas them then get the queen and move her, thats what the guy did when bees were living in my brick wall
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▶ No.141087>>141090
>>141083
You couldn't sue the driver?
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▶ No.141088
>>141085
>sounds like your average dole bludger
>they smell nice, though
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▶ No.141089
There are no average dole bludgers. We are all unique and exceptional individuals. The cream of the crop.
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▶ No.141090>>141091
>>141087
The recovery expenses weren't a big deal (I just-about got up and walked away from it-- some stitches, an overnight stay in hospital, a bit of blood; the physio was years later, and covered by public health thingso), so no point.
The Cops had a bit to do with the female driver, though.
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▶ No.141091
>>141090
Too bad you didn't act it up, you could be on DSP right now swimming in insurance bux
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▶ No.141092>>141093 >>141094
Goddamn, just farted and about a cup of poo-water leaked out.
Now I'm worried fagneet has been sneaking into my house at night.
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▶ No.141093>>141095
>>141092
You need to train your bum hole, analyse the load in your rectum to determine whether it is a fart of a liquid poo and learn to separate them with your anus muscle
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▶ No.141094
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▶ No.141095>>141097
>>141093
Thank you poo-sama neet for these wise words.
Nah, had diahrea during the week and I thought it was over, not very pleasant.
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▶ No.141096>>141102 >>141105
DietNEET here. So I had a bit of a relapse with a heavy binge on Wednesday and Thursday, but I am back on track now.
The extent of my hunger and misery on this diet has me wondering whether I should try going on the keto diet. I might give it a try once I have eaten through my current stockpile of food. Because I am really struggling to stick with this current diet.
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▶ No.141097>>141098
>>141095
Have you cleaned up yet?
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▶ No.141098>>141099 >>141100
>>141097
Yeah, Luckily I was at home when it happened.
If I was at the shops I think I would have REEEEEEEEE'd and run.
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▶ No.141099
>>141098
If you act with confidence you can get away with anything in public.
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▶ No.141100>>141101
>>141098
Next time move to America and be in walmart before it happens. You'd fit right in.
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▶ No.141101
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▶ No.141102>>141103
>>141096
Hang in there dietNEET, I believe in you m8.
I know you said about your clothes but if it's getting that hard maybe try a different approach to starving yourself.
Cutting down on food and taking more walks might be a better way, like look at it more long term.
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▶ No.141103>>141104
>>141102
I have a balanced diet of meat and bread with plenty of rape for exercise
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▶ No.141104
>>141103
I found your theme song m8
pic related
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▶ No.141105>>141108
>>141096
just got to learn how to take hunger in stride m8, you're either hungry or your dangerously starving and never both at the same time so at some point you're going to have to learn how to ignore your hunger when the numbers add up
it's mostly from years of you overfeeding yourself and your body wondering where all the calories are that used to be there before
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▶ No.141108>>141110
>>141105
The difficult thing is that the hunger makes me depressed and lethargic.
When I ate the first binge pizzas on Wednesday I felt good for the first time in weeks. I was literally singing and dancing. I hadn't even realised how depressed the diet had made me. It had become the new normal but it was terrible.
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▶ No.141110>>141111
>>141108
That's how addiction works
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▶ No.141111>>141115
>>141110
Why can't I be one of those normies who feels good all the time without binging on anything?
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▶ No.141112>>141113
my sister came over to the house a few nights ago. she only stayed for an hour, and i isolated myself in my room for the duration just so i wouldn't have to interact with her. btw she left a diaper in the rubbish. i know its something that she probably had to do, but its still annoying as fuck that she leaves some trace of herself behind
but since that night she came to visit, i've been having nightmares of her and her children. 3 nights in a row. each dream has left me either exhausted and sweaty, angered and stressed or anxious and frightful. i'll be listening to some white noise sleep video tonight, so hopefully i should either have a good nights rest or have better dreams than what i've been having.
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▶ No.141113>>141117
>>141112
Are you the NEET with the crazy sister ?
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▶ No.141114>>141116 >>141119
The bees have gone to bed for the night so I went out and gave that vent they were getting into a fucking thorough good spray with mortein.
I don't think they are actually in there right now. I think they are just looking for a place for a new hive but haven't made the decision yet. Hopefully when they come back to the vent tomorrow they will feel sick from the spray and not want to stay there any more.
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▶ No.141115>>141121
>>141111
because you're not a normie m8
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▶ No.141116>>141120
>>141114
Tape a bit of fly wire over the vent to make sure
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▶ No.141117>>141118
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▶ No.141118
>>141117
From what I remember she was a mad stressfull bitch ?
If that's the case then her visiting probably had your subconscious going mad anyway, kinda expecting stress shit to happen.
Hopefully should stop soon.
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▶ No.141119
>>141114
remember to stuff your vent with bacon
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▶ No.141120
>>141116
If I had some I would. If they are back again doing the same shit tomorrow then tomorrow night I might put some duct tape over the whole thing.
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▶ No.141121>>141122
>>141115
Can one become a normie through hard work and dedication?
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▶ No.141122>>141123
>>141121
Dunno, I went from being a normie to a NEET and gave up on hard work and dedication if that helps any.
Much happier now tbh.
OldNEET
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▶ No.141123>>141124
>>141122
Do you have any vices or addictions?
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▶ No.141124>>141125
>>141123
Used to drink too much,smoke pot constantly and I took speed heaps when I was a teenager.
Now I just get completely smashed once a month or so, it cleans out the cobwebs in my brain.
Oh, and I've been on the nicotine jew for 27 years now.
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▶ No.141125>>141126 >>141127
>>141124
Do you have a rich social and romantic life?
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▶ No.141126
>>141125
Yeah, I did.
Was actually married believe it or not.
I sometimes wonder if I would have turned NEET earlier if I wasn't.
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▶ No.141127>>141128
>>141125
Also, sorry, misread do as did.
Not so much these days, I occasionaly pick up fat chicks at the pub and I still have a couple of friends but I wouldn't call either of those rich.
I'm happy enough though I guess.
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▶ No.141128>>141129
>>141127
Well good luck m8. It sounds like you are doing pretty good for a NEET.
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▶ No.141129
>>141128
Cheers m8, hope things are ok for you too
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▶ No.141132
>>141045
>>141047
>>141049
Gambling was my major vice for a while not sure why, probably lost around $1,000-$2,000 all up in total so not too bad
Never been one to drink/smoke/drugs and I'm pretty fit so if that's the worst then I can live with it
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▶ No.141134>>141138
At my delivery job and need to find a park to take a sneaky piss at
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▶ No.141135>>141136 >>141137 >>141140 >>141141 >>141153 >>141178
I might be up for a bit of Drama.
I've got a housemate who's been having regular sex. Which is a bummer when you've been cold for 8 years, and it's usually a be on the other side of the house trying to keep a British Stuff Upper Lip about the situation. But also, "it's only fair" that I make the best of the situation by using the opportunity for some free pornography!
Obviously, it's a very risky project. Lots of people go to jail for recording their housemates, but I noticed there was a perfect spot in a wall-floor cavity to hide an MP3 player/recorder.
I practiced my OPSEC, like only approaching the location when I had verified the housemate and everyone else was away.
However, tonight when I returned, the MP3 player, which I'd had in my room after downloading and erasing last night's bounty (20+ minutes of the woman moaning! win!), had disappeared from my locked room.
The housemate hasn't said anything, and I've spent the last 3-4 hours searching for the MP3 player. Am I fucked, /aus/? Shit.
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▶ No.141136
>>141135
it's in your wall now recording you
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▶ No.141137>>141139
>>141135
Yeah, you're fucked m8.
And to be honest you deserve it, why jack off to your housemate when theres an internet full off porn out there.
Have fun living with some guy who knows you beat off to his sex life.
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▶ No.141138
>>141134
Don't become the rapee mate
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▶ No.141139>>141142 >>141143
>>141137
The housemate is female.
And about 15 years older than me, but a erotic moan is an erotic moan.
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▶ No.141140
>>141135
Posting about a crime on a public chan is a bad idea
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▶ No.141141
>>141135
You deserve to be fucked. You have reached the lowest of lows. You are a disgraced NEET.
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▶ No.141142
>>141139
pretty hot tbh
post a pic of her
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▶ No.141143>>141144
>>141139
That's even worse.
You know she's told everyone in the house and everyone she knows about this by now right ?
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▶ No.141144>>141145 >>141165
>>141143
It's been ~5 hours since I discovered the MP3 player was missing, and nothing unusual has happened. The boyfriend has come around and they've gone out. It's dark now, so I won't approach the hiding spot, in case there's a camera or something to trap me.
…but it could just be a case of the MP3 player getting lost somewhere that I haven't thought to look yet. :|
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▶ No.141145>>141148
>>141144
They've probably taken it to the cops
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▶ No.141146>>141147
10 bucks says the boyfriend beats the fuck out of pervertNEET when he gets home tonight
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▶ No.141147
>>141146
hopefully that gets filmed
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▶ No.141148>>141149 >>141150 >>141152
>>141145
There's nothing on there, though. I wipe the MP3 player every time.
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▶ No.141149
>>141148
>every time
How long have you been doing this shit for ?
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▶ No.141150>>141151
>>141148
post one of the films
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▶ No.141151
>>141150
MP3, not MP4.
I can't imagine how it was even possible to notice the hiding place.. "Occam's Razor" would suggest the housemate was more likely to have been doing a random invasion of privacy and saw the MP3 player with a "mic" and nabbed it for safe-keeping..?
Setting up a RPi with a camera to do the motion-detection thing in my room.
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▶ No.141152
>>141148
If you don't wipe it by throwing the player in a woodchipper they'll find it
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▶ No.141153
>>141135
That's disgusting…
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▶ No.141154>>141155 >>141157 >>141159 >>141276
Cop car entering the driveway.
it's been a pleasure knowing you fags.
I guess I'm about to de-Anon'd :/
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▶ No.141155>>141156
>>141154
Good, hate to say this to a fellow neet but you deserve it
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▶ No.141156>>141158
>>141155
Let he who has never searched Youtube for Motel Sex recordings cast the first stone.
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▶ No.141157
>>141154
bad trollpost neeto
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▶ No.141158
>>141156
I'll cast stones like a motherfucker then
>getting your porn from youtube
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▶ No.141159
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▶ No.141161>>141169
If you're real then post pics of cop car
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▶ No.141164>>141167 >>141254
fuckcya later guts it was nice nooing ya
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▶ No.141165
>>141144
The real action is hiding in the closet and watching
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▶ No.141166
I bribe the police with tendies so they don't investigate my sex crimes
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▶ No.141167
>>141164
>posts the pic 45 minutes later
>cop car has lights flashing
Yeah, nah.
Nice try cunt, actually half believed you up till then
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▶ No.141168>>141170
Feel like shit tonight lads
I will fully admit that I've developed a bit of an internet connection, I'm neglecting gym and eating well. I don't even do anything than just autistically micromanage files and shortcuts.
I think I'm going to take a few days off and sort my shit out, stay comfy NEETs we may be out of winter but spring is always pretty noice, perfect time for me to get out of the house actually and get some sun
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▶ No.141169
>>141161
>Hey Mister Police Officer! Can I get a Selfie while you're arresting me for sexual deviancy?
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▶ No.141170
>>141168
That's part of the reason I never went to the gym, it's so much easier to get myself to do it at home.
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▶ No.141171>>141173 >>141177
>agreed to go out for a drink tonight
>budgeted enough for 2-3 drinks and cabfare home
>got carried away drinking and ran out of money(I know its fucking stupid spending your last bux on going out)
>friends give me money for taxi home even though I insist I will walk home
>can literally see the pitty, disgust and sadness in their eyes as they see me off
>taxi driver smells like shit and I don't say a word the entire way home
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▶ No.141173>>141174
>>141171
you ruined a good night by exceeding your limits, they're not talking about how cool of a guy you are but how you knew you needed a taxi fare home yet blew your cash then expected them to pay.
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▶ No.141174>>141175
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▶ No.141175
>>141174
you're amongst friends now though.
>i've been there
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▶ No.141177
>>141171
>not taking a flask of cheap vodka when you go out.
m8.
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▶ No.141178
>>141135
Why are you worried? If she took the MP3 player, and you erased all the data off of it she's not going to know. She probably took it, just ask her.
And then give her the D, since she clearly wants it so much.
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▶ No.141180>>141182 >>141184 >>141185
Morning NEETs
Hope you're all putting on your good suits for church today
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▶ No.141182>>141183
>>141180
Good morning m80. I would not worship a God who has condemned me to this life.
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▶ No.141183>>141197
>>141182
I like to think the meek in "the meek shall inherit the earth" was a misprint.
God really meant to say "The neet shall inherit the earth" but one of those jew prophet fuckers screwed it up
The jews screwed us over again m80
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▶ No.141184
>>141180
God created me naked so wearing fancy clothes would only be saying I think he did a shit job
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▶ No.141185>>141186 >>141187 >>141188
>>141180
i actually am, i'm running a bit late but i'm going with my nan and dad then going out for luch for fathers day
>DONT FORGET TO RING YOUR DAD!!
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▶ No.141186
>>141185
>for fathers day
Fuck I thought that was late September
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▶ No.141187
>>141185
Bloody hell, cheers m8.
I seriously would have forgotten
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▶ No.141188
>>141185
My Dad can get fucked. What a cunt.
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▶ No.141189>>141190 >>141191 >>141197
Seems like a common theme among NEETs as well as bogan dropkick/feral ethnics/criminals to all come from single mother homes and have bad relationships with their dads
What are all your dads like, if you even know them?
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▶ No.141190
>>141189
I grew up with both parents around but in a huge family.
Me and my younger brother pretty much got ignored.
I still talk to my dad but it's an effort, don't like him much or have anything in common with him.
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▶ No.141191>>141193
>>141189
I think it's more of a poor people thing than anything
My parents split and my mother raised me, but I get along pretty well with my dad now. He was raised on a farm so he's not too keen on my neet ways though.
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▶ No.141192>>141197
The bees aren't outside today. Maybe my night-time spraying deterred them. But the weather has been bad too so that might be what has kept them away. I will continue to monitor the situation.
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▶ No.141193>>141194 >>141195
>>141191
Divorce and other mother/father dysfunction and instability wrecks middle class and upper class boys too.
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▶ No.141194
>>141193
Just wait till fans start adopting kids, your gonna see some mass murderers then
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▶ No.141195
>>141193
Just wait till fans start adopting kids, your gonna see some mass murderers then.
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▶ No.141196>>141198
I got my dad a cum rag for fathers day
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▶ No.141197
>>141183
jesus was a failed carpenter who went neet to start his own religion and rake in mad dosh
that's why the jews hate him
>>141189
drunk for most of my childhood
>>141192
bee vigilant
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▶ No.141198>>141200
>>141196
A new one or one of your old ones ?
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▶ No.141199>>141201 >>141202 >>141207
I might try and rape this bird
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▶ No.141200>>141202
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▶ No.141201>>141207
>>141199
Fuck those birds. They smell like absolute shit and their grim reaper looking beaks are horrid
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▶ No.141202>>141204
>>141199
Go for it m8
Filthy whore of a bird is just asking for it walking round stark naked like that
>>141200
You're a good son, I hope he was grateful.
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▶ No.141204
>>141202
Mmmm… It's bird pussy feels good against my rancid smelly dick
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▶ No.141205>>141206 >>141239
The power just went out for an hour or so. Luckily my kindle had some charge so I opened a window and read by sunlight.
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▶ No.141206
>>141205
I usually just shitpost on my phone when the power goes out
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▶ No.141207>>141209
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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▶ No.141208>>141211 >>141251
<house prices will never drop
i hate this
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▶ No.141209>>141219
>>141207
Top kek, I guess I can't hate the neets of the bird kingdom
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▶ No.141211>>141212 >>141215
>>141208
It's in everyone's best interests to keep the show going for as long as possible, big banks, politicians and the rich all profit from it
I don't see it ending well but there's nothing you can do really, I feel sorry for the people in their 20s and 30s taking out $1,000,000 mortgages for houses in Sydney and Melbourne. Even Brisbane and Adelaide/Perth seem expensive these days too ffs.
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▶ No.141212>>141213
>>141211
Prices have been dropping fast in Perth.
You can get a 3 bedroom house for under $300k now 20 minutes out of the city.
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▶ No.141214
>>141213
Nah m8, I'm serious.
My brother just bought a decent place for $280k, it's not in the best suburb but it's a decent house.
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▶ No.141215>>141216
>>141211
If they are they are too stupid to move 30-60 minutes out of the city they deserve it.
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▶ No.141216
>>141215
That's it exactly.The million dollar price tags are for fags who want to live inner city.
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▶ No.141219>>141221 >>141225
>>141209
hard to like them though
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▶ No.141220
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Creating "Empire" Cellular Automaton in C++/SFML
>guy creates simple human/earth computer simulation
>yfw australian colony @ 6minutes
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▶ No.141221>>141222 >>141223
>>141219
I had no idea other people felt the same way about those birds. What a day.
Also why we're on the subject FUCK cockatoos. All of them. They destroy both trees and afternoons at the park.
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▶ No.141222>>141240
>>141221
I bet you've seen a cock or two.
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▶ No.141223>>141226
>>141221
>FUCK cockatoos
Pretty sure rapeNEETs already on that
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▶ No.141225>>141229
>>141219
I see fuckhuge flocks of those guys up here in Newcastle, although they act like proper birds.
I need to train them to attack my ex-girlfriend in Sydney.
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▶ No.141226
>>141223
>I need to train them to attack my ex-girlfriend in Sydney.
Why not just send our rape enthused friend
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▶ No.141229>>141230
>>141225
All I see is Sunday lunch for the next 6 months
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▶ No.141230>>141233
>>141229
Becoming a bin chicken yourself would be more tolerable than eating one of those things
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▶ No.141233>>141234
>>141230
Crazy guy I know once caught,cooked and ate a duck from his local pond.
He said it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever eaten.
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▶ No.141234>>141237
>>141233
us neets can't be fussy, we must eat what is cheap
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▶ No.141237
>>141234
This guy was pretty much the ultimate crazy neet.
He'd blow all his dole on drugs then shoplift and steal the rest of the time
Funny bloke but a bit scary to be around
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▶ No.141239>>141241
>>141205
are you in adelaide? it went out last night at around 1 too. was back on when i woke up
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▶ No.141240>>141242
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▶ No.141241
>>141239
I am in SA but not Adelaide. Power didn't go out last night here.
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▶ No.141242>>141244
>>141240
>Austen Tayshus (born 17 March 1954) is the stage name of Jewish Australian comedian Alexander Jacob Gutman
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▶ No.141244>>141245
>>141242
>Jewish Australian
i thought they were just a myth
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▶ No.141245>>141246
>>141244
Imagine a jew boong, that would be the worst thing ever
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▶ No.141246>>141247
>>141245
i love it when there are perfect pics for posts
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▶ No.141251
>>141208
yeah they won't drop they'll crash
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▶ No.141254>>141255 >>141276
>>141164
Give us an update m8
Naughty thing you did but I hope you'll be alright
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▶ No.141255>>141256 >>141272
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▶ No.141257>>141259 >>141262 >>141263
Hello, friends.
I'm recently becoming un-NEET. You see, a year ago I was fired from my telecommuting/work at home job at a significant internet company because my boss thought my internet wasn't good enough. I live on unemployment for 6 months, and tried to find a similar job. Couldn't. Decided I'd change careers and become a chef. Well, none of the restaurants wanted to hire me, so I started to apply everywhere.
One day, a collection agency interviewed me, and the dude was hilarious. We got along really well, although to be fair I was on my best behavior. Anyhoo, the guy said "shit" and "hell", which I thought was pretty rad. Orientation is Tuesday. I'm hoping the job lets me be really mean to people I have to call to collect money from.
You'll be hearing from me soon if you have medical bills.
Yeah, being a NEET is fun in one way, but at the end of the day, you get depressed if you don't have anything to be responsible for. We like to think having no responsibilities = fun and relaxation, but it doesn't work that way. Humans wear out from LACK of activity.
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▶ No.141258>>141262
>>141256
He posted the pic 45 minutes after the "cops" arrived.
The cops let him take a picture of their car, yeah, sure.
The pic is at a shopping centre or airport
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>>141257
U troll uz reel good m8
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▶ No.141260>>141264
>>141259
I'm serious. Here are my new work clothes.
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▶ No.141261>>141264
>>141247
yeah boongs were the actual ancestors of the current (((tribe))) which explains why their rituals are so similar, something mossad never wanted people to find out
australia was a mossad op to wipe out any evidence ashkenazi jews and boongs are related
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▶ No.141262>>141265
>>141257
>Anyhoo, the guy said "shit" and "hell", which I thought was pretty rad.
are you 12?
>I'm hoping the job lets me be really mean to people I have to call to collect money from.
you sound like a nice person
>Humans wear out from LACK of activity.
"inward activity" is superior to outward activity. have fun slaving!
>>141258
yeah i posted the pic but i'm not the same guy. story still sounds fake because he didn't even plant the device
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▶ No.141263
>>141257
>collection agency
invest in a nice armani suit, a switchblade comb and practice your thickest sicilian accent
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>>141261
Actually that makes more sense than I like.
The kiddy fucking, the blood rituals.
Shit.
>>141260
Why in the name of fuckery do you think anyone gives a shit ?
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▶ No.141265
>>141262
>>Anyhoo, the guy said "shit" and "hell", which I thought was pretty rad.
>are you 12?
dude, it was a job interview. you're not supposed to curse in job interviews.
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▶ No.141266
How's everyone holding up?
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▶ No.141269>>141270 >>141275 >>141276
I can hear my housemates having sex
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▶ No.141270
>>141269
knock on the door and tell them to stfu
then arrange times they can have sex when your out of the house
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▶ No.141271
>>141264
don't forget they both have their noses in petroleum
but yeah the dreamtime and old testament both had a snake who ruined everything for everyone and a giant flood that killed everything but the chosen
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▶ No.141272>>141273
>>141255
>Why in the name of fuckery do you think anyone gives a shit ?
Don't be mean
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▶ No.141273
>>141272
I'll be as mean as I like to some spastic who turns up here telling us how we have to stop being NEET thanks m8.
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▶ No.141276>>141277
>>141254
>>141154 was of course my attempt at Master Trolling. I found the MP3 player! It had fallen inside a arch-level folder on the shelf below where I normally store it. So I'm not going to gaol just yet.
>>141269
Are they doing it normally, or is the guy trying to act like it's a porno 'and getting his money's worth'?
IRL Porn is never like the Pornhub stuff, unless there's a prostitute involved. imho, the girls sound better.
If it's at all possible to record it, you might be grateful 5-10 years from now when you've otherwise forgotten about them, and the stuff sounds a lot more erotic.
Pervert Protips: don't bother with FM Bugs, they're too easy to accidentally discover, particular if housemate use a Radio for cover noise. Don't use a phone, as they make noises when the battery goes flat.iRiver use to make MP3 players that were small and had good microphones on them.
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▶ No.141277
>>141276
Why are you telling us about such acts here :X
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▶ No.141278
>>140989
>classical ballet dancer, list of movies longer than my cock [..]
Look closer-- she's been in either foreign tv commercials, an extra in a movie or tv show, or been a leading actor in Indie movies. She's just another grunt Actor on an Agent's list.
> thinks she sits at home wondering where it went wrong? talk about projecting.
Claiming I'm projecting could be a fair call. But speaking from the experience of being around the same age as her, that when I see a Single 37 year-old Woman, who lives by herself and a furbaby, has friends from the gym and that's about it, obviously has the peak of success in her career being 10 years ago, and pays her bills by doing 12 hours a week for Australian and Canadian trash tv… She's a candidate for substance abuse.
..and my currently TV Waifu.
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