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Old thread >>136940
Neets being investigated and put to the test by cenno, neets ratting out and spying on other neets to keep their neetbux and neets so desperate they'll guzzle wagie cum.
Trust no one...
▶ No.137777
>>137776
Reported to cenno
▶ No.137778>>137847
>webcam just turned on randomly
Nice try DHS. Lucky I have it taped up. They must be using some kind of exploit on 8ch to infect my pc. Going to reinstall windows and start using no script.
▶ No.137779>>137782
If anything my post history here will prove I'm too retarded to work
▶ No.137781>>137789
>>137773
>I am trying to help you. I cannot prove anything without revealing my identity to the DHS cyber investigations team. Getting back on newstart after being suspended over some posts was a massive fucking headache, Cenno really fucking track their heels with appeals.I am pleading you to heed my warnings. I don't want you to go through what I have.Start thinking about every post you have made on here. If there are any that might indicate you are capable of any kind of work start preparing a defense or some elaborate story to prove you personally didn't post them.
What posts did you make?
▶ No.137782>>137783 >>137784 >>137785 >>137786 >>137788
>>137779
I'm just going through your post history now.T here are a range of job options where you could put your basic computer knowledge and typing skills to use.
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▶ No.137784
>>137782
stop this bullshit please.
▶ No.137785
>>137782
How much are cenno paying you to be an informant?
▶ No.137786
>>137782
How can I delete this post?
I am looking through 8ch.net/faq and I can't find any information.
▶ No.137787>>137796 >>137801
>>137774 (OP)
I had a much better image for the OP. Found this meme on Aus/pol/ last night.
▶ No.137788>>137790
>>137782
What's a computer?
▶ No.137789>>137791 >>137798 >>137806
>>137781
I wish there were IDs on this board. I am not sure if you are genuinely the same anon or DHS trying to identify me. I'm sorry but I can't say. I don't want to get suspended again.
▶ No.137790>>137792
>>137788
About $2000 depending on components.
▶ No.137791>>137794
>>137789
DHS is not monitoring chans m8. You don't need to worry about it. It is just a bad joke from some irresponsible posters on here.
▶ No.137792>>137795
>>137790
Mine was like 200 bucks
▶ No.137794
>>137791
>tfw the "don't worry" posts are more concerning than the "dhsneet here" posts
▶ No.137795>>137797
>>137792
You won't pick up any girls flashing a janky old computer like that m8.
▶ No.137796
>>137787
that was the best one he had ay, the rest were sam hyde and shit
>the girl ones were good though
▶ No.137797
>>137795
By the time they're in the computer chamber it's too late anyway
▶ No.137798>>137799 >>137800 >>137807
>>137789
I am the person who started this conversation. Why would they suspend you over posts?
▶ No.137799
>>137798
They value the quality discussion this general can provide
▶ No.137800>>137804
>>137798
As long as you post with a vpn they can't tell who you are
▶ No.137801>>137802
>>137787
But it's the rapist cumguzzling edition
▶ No.137802
>>137801
rapeneet and the cumguzzlers poster both look like that too mate
▶ No.137804
>>137800
>VPN with australian (five eyes country) ip addresses available
>they can't tell who you are bro
▶ No.137805>>137808 >>137810
Does centrelink actually arrest and suspend people from posts here?
▶ No.137806
>>137789
Why did they suspend you?
▶ No.137807>>137808 >>137809 >>137811
>>137798
I can't reveal the exact nature of my posts because of who monitors these threads. Some of my posts revealed I had been fraudulent in regards to my mutual obligation requirements. I can't reveal the complete details of how I was identified because I would be breaking the law if I did. Even though I am posting from a burner sim I am still scared. Sorry for being vague but I have no choice.
▶ No.137808
>>137805
No.
>>137807
Ignore this troll's lies.
▶ No.137809
>>137807
Stop making me fucking paranoid. Spill the beans or stop fucking about.
> who monitors these threads.
Who monitors the threads? What are they going to do, find you in your sleep?
> fraudulent in regards to my mutual obligation requirements
What did you do that was fraudulent?
▶ No.137810
>>137805
They get put straight in the neet gulag
▶ No.137811>>137812
>>137807
Either post the mygov letter with personal details blacked out or stop LARPing around. No one is going to believe you without any evidence.
▶ No.137812
>>137811
I got carried away.
Sorry DSP neet.
Silly memes.
▶ No.137813
All the neets are gonna have nightmares tonight about cenno arresting them and hauling them away to wfd
▶ No.137814
This shit is why .au needs looser gun laws.
▶ No.137815>>137925
this was posted in the qanda thread on 4
the comments are great, it's a vote on gay marriage
http://lowd.com.au/
▶ No.137816>>137817 >>137848
Centrelink sometimes monitors people's facebooks, on a current affair they busted these too people for living together when they didn't declare it
▶ No.137817>>137819 >>137820 >>137823
>>137816
Facebook is a massive website where people use real names. Like five people post in these threads, and they're anonymous and vague about things.
▶ No.137819>>137822
>>137817
I'd say there's at least 15 of us
▶ No.137820>>137822 >>137824
>>137817
one of us owns an astra
▶ No.137822>>137824
>>137819
Based on the neet youtube vids and general posts I'd say it's more, I was just exaggerating
>>137820
NEET King is probably half of us though
▶ No.137823
>>137817
To be fair. 8ch did roll over for australian police with the whole revenge porn thing. Makes me wonder if they would do it for DHS aswell…
▶ No.137824>>137825 >>137827
>>137820
>>137822
On that subject, NEET King is pretty loose with his identity. We've seen how he looks, what he drives, where his max is. Dude is braver than me at least, but I'm sure even he will be safe
▶ No.137825>>137826
>>137824
i feel a sense of comfort with you guys and sometimes want to reveal more about myself. i'm glad i dont though
>just because i'd get paranoid not because i'd genuinely think you guys were after me or something
▶ No.137826
>>137825
I feel much the same. Being a vague anonymous neet is good enough for me most of the time though. It's the magic of chans, after all.
▶ No.137827>>137829 >>137830 >>137831
>>137824
NEETking is undercover for cenno. It was part of psyop to convinvce other neets to be more careless with anonymity.
▶ No.137829
>>137827
it's worked on me, he revealed himself on 4 in the auspol
▶ No.137830
>>137827
Aussie NEET was even less careful though, maybe he was a cenno agent tall along
▶ No.137831>>137832
>>137827
They told me to inform on neets in exchange for new floor mats and getting me out of wfd
▶ No.137832>>137833
>>137831
Are the floor mats nice?
▶ No.137833
>>137832
They were until I pissed on them, they were making the car smell nice
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▶ No.137835>>137836 >>137849
Ate an aldi pizza for dinner, gonna become a big boy
▶ No.137836>>137845 >>137854
>>137835
Got into a box of celebrations that weren't mine. Going to get yelled at for this.
▶ No.137837>>137841 >>137850
My porn habits were sliding down the slippery slope into trap filth so I've blocked the sites I frequent plus any others I could think of. Reading Norse and Celtic mythology and general history and got back into lifting to fill some of the time. Currently 60kg at about 176cm.
Having some trouble with the fact that greenery, snow and mountains are in my hobbit blood but skin-cancer land is my home.
pic unrelated
▶ No.137841>>137842
>>137837
If you look at trap porn you become John,try looking at cardboard porn instead
▶ No.137842>>137843
>>137841
>become John
should I lurk more?
>cardboard porn
what like mags or something?
▶ No.137843
>>137842
John was a faggot
And cardboard porn is just cardboard boxes doing lewd stuff
▶ No.137845
>>137836
>>137836
I'm eating a box of those too
▶ No.137847
>>137778
I have no webcam or microphone plugged into my computer
Get on my level
▶ No.137848
>>137816
>Using Faceberg in 2017
There's your first mistake
▶ No.137849
>>137835
those aldi pizzas destroy, they're so cheap and good that you can end up having one for every meal
they have one that's goats cheese and beetroot, sounds retarded but it's worth trying at least once
▶ No.137850>>137887
>>137837
I'm 70kg at 176cm, join me anon - my goal is around 75kg lean though
>tfw just stalled on another workout
▶ No.137851>>137858 >>137859
Lol, NEETs got paranoided out by some shitposting yesterday.
C'mon guys, cenno only spies on us on alternate Thursdays down to budget cuts.
▶ No.137852>>137856
Good morning chief! These Max people are useless so I'm taking matters into my own hands. We're going around town to find you a job, and we're not stopping until someone hires you on the spot. Whatdy'a mean you'd rather in your "goon cave" on "eight-chan." Instead, why don't you make your way into the first of eight places you're applying this morning and ask to speak with the manager? Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. It's that simple, Champ. We'll hit up the hjs drive thru later mate!.
▶ No.137854
>>137836
When I would do something like that I would go out and buy a replacement before anyone noticed.
▶ No.137856
>>137852
My mum says I'm not allowed to look for jobs with strange men off internet sites.
▶ No.137858
>>137851
It wasn't funny. People should not bully our more mentally abnormal brethren and feed their paranoia like that. I found it very distressing to witness.
▶ No.137859>>137860
>>137851
I'm not even sure I want to post anything online anymore, this is basically my last area of any social contact and now there may be fucking DHS monitoring everything, my anxiety is through the fucking roof, I could barely even sleep last night.
Fucking DHS niggers.
▶ No.137860>>137869
>>137859
No-one is monitoring anything.
▶ No.137861>>137862 >>137864 >>137865
God Damn cat died this morning, might leave him for a few hours before I bury him just in case he wants to turn into a zombie
▶ No.137862>>137863
>>137861
Sell him to the Chinese restaurant.
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▶ No.137864
>>137861
that's why you bury him in daylight and salt the grave before you cover it
▶ No.137865>>137866
>>137861
wouldn't it be better if your cat came back?
▶ No.137866
>>137865
Nah he's too old, I don't even know how old he is
▶ No.137867>>137868 >>137879
Does anyone else suffer from severe envy and get sent into a depressive spiral very easily by it?
For example yesterday I was reading that story about the teenager whose feet got eaten by sea parasites and he was so handsome and blonde and athletic it just made me really sad and think about everything that went wrong in my teenage years and I spent the rest of the day miserable.
▶ No.137868
>>137867
Yes. I had to delete my facebook last year because I couldn't help myself. Seeing how well all my peers from hs are doing made me want to die. So much I could have had which now I can't have,
▶ No.137869>>137870 >>137871
>>137860
How can you be sure?
▶ No.137870>>137872
>>137869
Because the idea they would be or could be is ludicrous.
▶ No.137871>>137872 >>137873 >>137925
>>137869
I was the one posting all that last night. The first post was be being sarcastic about overly paranoid but then you took it seriously so I trolled you for a bit.
Don't worry.
▶ No.137872>>137874 >>137877
>>137870
>>137871
O-okay, sorry I overreacted, I have schizotypal personality disorder, it's not quite schizophrenia but it has some of the symptoms such as paranoia.
▶ No.137873>>137874 >>137877
>>137871
>trolling your mentally ill brothers
You are a disgrace to NEETs everywhere.
▶ No.137874
>>137873
I didn't know he was schizo. I would not have done it otherwise.
>>137872
I'm Sorry.
▶ No.137877>>137878
>>137872
>>137873
don't be fooled by his lies! this cent agent wasn't supposed to give away his monitoring of us neets but he did! its too late to cover it up! all neets be careful and don't give this normie govcumbucket shit!
▶ No.137878>>137880
>>137877
Kill yourself you are an absolutely disgusting neet.
▶ No.137879
>>137867
Just remember your still white so your doing better than billions of Africans and pajeets
▶ No.137880>>137881
>>137878
you cant shame me nigger, you expect us to believe that the government scum arnt spying on the only place in ausnet where unemployed intellectual young men with a hatred of jews, liberals and bureaucracy hang out? if you were an actually neet you'd know we don't feel shame easily, after all, we are unemployed and living with parents.
▶ No.137881>>137883
>>137880
Looks like it is one schizo trolling another.
▶ No.137883
>>137881
it aint schizophrenia if they really are out to get you.
▶ No.137884>>137885 >>137886 >>137888
There's only one way to be sure about dhs spying on us, I'm gonna walk into cenno and pour gasoline all over the floor and burn it with everyone inside then go over to max with a big knife and take hostages
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▶ No.137886>>137889 >>137894
>>137884
Your petrol will get stolen and sniffed by all the abos waiting outside the cenno. By the time you get inside you'll have an empty jerry can.
▶ No.137887>>137891 >>137925
>>137850
>tfw people I know eat too much but refuse to lift
>tfw know how to lift and love it but years of hunched over fapping gave me stubborn knots and trapped nerves
>tfw either going to be a god among manlets or surf through the gates of Valhalla on a wave of chink blood
▶ No.137888
>>137884
inshallah brother
▶ No.137892>>137893
>>137889
They never showed how the abos in mad max movies got their petrol, maybe that was the reason petrol was so scarce
▶ No.137893>>137895
>>137892
>Genetically engineered abos seize control of the world's oil supplies and refineries, plunging us into apocalypse
▶ No.137894
>>137886
i bet you're the same guy from yesterday who did it to his neighbour
▶ No.137895>>137896 >>137899
>>137893
if australia was once home to megafauna, would that mean australia was home to mega abos as well?
▶ No.137897
>>137896
>Ancient abos were once well adapted to running away from police until white settlers introduced sniff to the population. This slowed them down so that they could be caught.
▶ No.137899>>137904
>>137895
i was looking up abo shit ages ago and i cant find the pic now but theres a cave painting of a giant orange guy with a smaller human next him, pretty weird. the story that goes with it is that it might have been a native orangutan and through story telling they thought it was a giant or something.
▶ No.137900
>>137896
It was probably just some abo dance where they take long strides and put all their weight onto the lead leg.
▶ No.137902
>>137896
that's pretty cool, what i find interesting is that its in mud so on a harder terrain they would've been even faster
▶ No.137904
>>137899
i came across this though while looking for that pic
>documentation of aboriginals crossbreeding with mungo man
▶ No.137906>>137907 >>137908 >>137910 >>137912
Do we need a right-wing anthropology squad to debunk all the abo myths and destroy their reputation for all time?
Could NEETs do this?
▶ No.137907
>>137906
if they did that they wouldnt be neets
▶ No.137908>>137909
>>137906
one thing that i think needs to be studied is the interactions of the different migration waves of people who came here, they didnt all come at the same time and would have had completely different cultures and language considering even if they were from the same ethnic groups in eurasia they were separate for thousands of years and the group that stayed in asia longer would've mixed more
picis from the kimberlies and is pretty weird, even for abo stuff
▶ No.137909>>137913
>>137908
for me, it seems obvious that there were at least a few very distinct, different cultures
▶ No.137910
>>137906
>thinking anyone on this board has an education
top kek
▶ No.137912
>>137906
Would any indigenous realists ever be allowed a platform in this country?
▶ No.137913
>>137909
after looking at the third pic for a bit, i don't think it is Australian, the animals don't make sense
▶ No.137915
Abo cave paintings tell of a prophecy of a great sacrifice to white devil's in exchange for centrelink, alcohol and sniff
▶ No.137920>>137921 >>137923
Is anyone else becoming less concerned by the bad behaviour of others as they descend further into misery and depression?
I used to be quite an upright and righteous person, but as I begin to dislike society more and more I find I don't get worked up about people being criminals any more.
I guess I just figure why should anyone bother to follow the rules when there is no point. Our entire civilisation is on a path towards oblivion anyway. There is no longer any sense of unity or obligation towards each other here. All these fucking immigrants everywhere.
▶ No.137921>>137922
>>137920
> Our entire civilisation is on a path towards oblivion anyway
This is the reason you no longer care about how people behave, I also agree.
Blackpill best pill.
▶ No.137922
>>137921
I try not to be blackpilled but I just can't believe there is any hope for the future. Not when I look at the situation honestly.
▶ No.137923>>137924
>>137920
Partly I feel this way. I feel that the world has been on a path to hell since 1945, I feel that degeneracy has all but consumed our world and it will only get worse, I feel that there is no point in contributing and I feel that if the world is like this why bother caring about how I act? Why not just do whatever I want regardless on the impact it has or anything else?
But if I do that I am no better than the people who are ruing this world, so I decided that I will live by my own code regardless of the rest of the world, how could I ever complain about the behaviour of others if I could not behaviour properly myself?
▶ No.137924
>>137923
I still behave properly myself. I have very strong feelings of guilt and shame so could probably never become a serious rule-breaker myself in any real way.
But when I see young men in gangs and being criminals and shit I find myself thinking it is probably a less miserable way to live than to just be another cog in the machine working 9-5.
▶ No.137925
>>137815
fukkin great
>>137871
You're a gaycunt
>>137887
>had pectus excavatum
>also hunch with lordorsis
>hit 72kg at 179cm last month
Doing nothing is just going to make it worse. Start stretching and see a physio.
▶ No.137933>>137934 >>137949
Heavy rainfall here in Perth.
▶ No.137934>>137936 >>137949
>>137933
Too wet for raping?
▶ No.137935
That guy is just trolling about centrelink investigations
The assessment a doc gives is the authority
▶ No.137936
>>137934
Rape is no fun if they're already wet
▶ No.137940>>137942 >>137952
>>137931
>>137931
>>137931
>>137931
Why is trash like this creeping into our board?
▶ No.137942
>>137940
There are other threads?
▶ No.137944>>137945 >>137947 >>137962
Boys I got an absolute champion over on 4 pol to make a possum image for me to illustrate my possum problem. He did a really good job.
▶ No.137945>>137946
>>137944
That was very nice of him.
▶ No.137947
>>137944
the ears really make it, very nice
▶ No.137949>>137956
>>137934
>>137933
I gotta go do food delivery tonight, have to be careful not to crash because the ambos will rape you if you fall unconscious
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▶ No.137955
>>137952
Get the fuck out of the NEET thread fag
▶ No.137956>>137957
>>137949
> because the ambos will rape you if you fall unconscious
What if you rape them using telekinesis?
▶ No.137957>>137960
>>137956
Last time i tried that they were wearing tin foil hats and i couldnt penetrate it
▶ No.137960>>137964
>>137957
must've been double glazed or something
▶ No.137962>>137963
>>137944
wait you drive an escort?
▶ No.137963
>>137962
No I just go to the brothel.
▶ No.137964
>>137960
Yeh they're a lot more well equipped than your average taxi driver
▶ No.137965>>137967 >>137968 >>137970
You need to wear tinfoil underwear if you want full protection.
▶ No.137967
>>137965
i hear bat leather is pretty good at damping psychokinetic wavelengths
▶ No.137968
>>137965
Autism is natures tinfoil underwear
▶ No.137970>>137971 >>137974 >>137985
>>137965
I wear a fake anus so if they try and rape me they go for the decoy bum
▶ No.137971
>>137970
Shove one of these up there
▶ No.137973>>137975 >>137976 >>137977 >>137978 >>137979 >>137981
God what a shit day NEETS.
I almost wish i was still lying to my parents about still having a job
>tell them last night
>have to sit down and "figure out what i wanna do"
>really they just tell me what to do/ i get told i have to work some cuckjob for the rest of my life.
<what if i get the dole and focus on music/ my mate has a business/ i wanna try something else
>dont be silly anon the dole is for losers and you need money to have nice things
>spend all of today applying for jobs
>mummybot called me 5 times
>talk to a friend of hers who said he could get me a job in finance but "i would have to be sure of that career"
>gf annoying me about not seeing her enough
Shit day mates, i just wanna have fun and be good at something
▶ No.137974
>>137970
>they go for the decoy bum
lol
▶ No.137975
>>137973
could've gone a lot worse
▶ No.137976
>>137973
>gf annoying me about not seeing her enough
▶ No.137977>>138022
>>137973
Share your gf with us
▶ No.137978>>138022
>>137973
>dont be silly anon the dole is for losers and you need money to have nice things
Did you question why you needed a lot of money to buy "nice things"? Is that the normie mindset, they have to keep buying material goods they don't need? I mean the only things I don't have but would buy with money are a nice PC, car and house and land. I never understood the "buy the newest smartphone, hat, (insert x new thing)".
▶ No.137979>>137982
>>137973
You're going to have to renounce having nice things and a gf if you want to be a NEET, otherwise you're just a normie.
▶ No.137981
>>137973
>finance
take that and do music on the side
pretty much a bludgeon career
▶ No.137982>>137984
>>137979
NEET doesn't mean bitter depressed hikiomori
▶ No.137983>>137986 >>137989
Had a very morbid conversation with my mother tonight. She asked me to promise I wouldn't kill myself while she was still alive.
▶ No.137984>>137989
>>137982
You got a lot of nerve for someone who has only been a neet for a few days.
▶ No.137986>>138001
>>137983
Interesting. How did that conversation initiate?
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▶ No.137988>>137990 >>137993
NEET who had JCA yesterday, and promptly caused a thread de-rail. Anyway, what I meant to ask was how long do I have to wait to find out the results?
▶ No.137989>>137991
>>137984
I'm not the other guy, I'm just saying that the neetlyf doesn't need to be a pit of despair.
>>137983
Don't kill yourself as long as the neet generals remain active too, buddy
▶ No.137990
>>137988
Generally a few weeks. It varies though depending on how busy they are.
▶ No.137991
>>137989
For some NEETs, solitude and isolation is not a pit of despair, it's what we actually want. Peace and quite from the world.
▶ No.137993>>137994 >>137995
>>137988
Hmm, let me just check for you, won't be long.
▶ No.137994
>>137993
Cut that shit out.
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▶ No.137996>>137997 >>137998
>>137995
He is trying to pretend he works for DHS and monitors this thread. It is a troll designed to upset the schizo neets.
▶ No.137997>>137999
>>137996
Ok,thanks I was getting worried again
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▶ No.138000
>>137999
REEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT
▶ No.138001>>138002 >>138022
>>137986
We were talking about my Grandma who had horrible dementia before she died. Mum said she never wants to end up in a home or demented and that she prays daily that she dies before it comes to that. Then we talked about voluntary euthanasia which we pretty much in agreement on. She then asked me not to kill myself while she was still alive. I said yes. She already knew. I had been pretty open about being suicidal in the past which I regret but my mental health was far poorer than it is now.
▶ No.138002>>138007
>>138001
That seems like a very binding, but reasonable agreement. I don't have much of an opinion though, as I have never really talked to my mother about if she ever dies, and have not really thought about it much myself. Are you an only child, is that why she asked you?
▶ No.138003>>138010
The weather is pretty fine so I've been cleaning up my backyard and taking laps around the paved section. I figure I should take advantage of the tolerable temperatures before pic related sets in. Not doing marathons anytime soon but it's much nicer than being cooped up inside constantly plus no need to see the public or have them see me.
Any of you anxious/non-gym NEETies have enough space to do something like this? Much recommend
▶ No.138007>>138011
>>138002
I have two older siblings who are very career orientated and pretty distant. It was a fucked up question and equally fucked up I didn't try to convince her my suicide wasn't inevitable. We are both world weary sad sacks I guess.
▶ No.138010
>>138003
i mowed the lawn yesterday. that was enough for this week
▶ No.138011>>138013 >>138017
>>138007
Don't murder your mum with a power drill man. Not worth it.
▶ No.138013>>138015 >>138017
>>138011
haha epic dude
hahahaha
xd
▶ No.138015>>138016 >>138017
>>138013
In your case it probably is worth it.
▶ No.138016>>138017
>>138015
absolutely epic brother
▶ No.138018>>138022 >>138031 >>138032
I was gonna take my cat to the vet this morning to get him put down because he was pretty miserable but i decided it would be better for him to die at home than do it some creepy vet hospital.
Luckily he died a few hours later he even meowed pretty loudly to get my attention so i could see it happen, was pretty quick.
▶ No.138019
I only gained 5kg this winter, feelsgoodman
I can lose that in 2 months, 3 if I take it slow
▶ No.138022>>138050
>>137978
>Did you question why you needed a lot of money to buy "nice things"?
Was my main argument, that i dont really care for eating out or a new car if it meant sacrificing my time and freedom.
>>137977
WOW RUDE ANON
say please
>>138001
I am family history of dementia too, hopefully i'll be dead before then.
>>138018
>even meowed pretty loudly to get my attention
Attention seeking cunt, fuck cats
Congrats on your loss
dont feel too bad anon
▶ No.138031
'Morning cunts.
>>138018
Sorry to hear about your cat m8, probably made the right choice letting him pass on at home.
▶ No.138032>>138033
>>138018
Isn't this the second neet cat death this week? Pretty depressing tbh, losing a pet is even worse for someone with limited close friends like a neet.
▶ No.138033>>138034
>>138032
This is why I will never have pets.
▶ No.138034>>138035
>>138033
I don't think I'll get any more after the ones I got as a kid/teenager die. Mainly because they're bothersome and expensive though
▶ No.138035
>>138034
>Mainly because they're bothersome and expensive though
Yeah that too.
▶ No.138036>>138037
7-11 has coffee for 1 dollarydoo, tastes good
▶ No.138037
>>138036
Only a wagey would be out of the house this early. Fuck off.
▶ No.138038>>138039 >>138041
Mum's working from home today
Let the screaming about unemployment commence
▶ No.138039>>138095
>>138038
just tell her you're thinking of converting to islam
it's like dividing by zero for boomers
▶ No.138041>>138046 >>138051 >>138055
>>138038
Oh and I also had a question for you cunts.
As NZNEET, my mum's main concern with my unemployment is that I'm not pulling my weight financially - that I'm an economic drag on the family resources. She wants me to be a regular guy with friends and a girlfriend but that's a secondary concern.
So, to you cunts on cennybux, what do your parents even complain about? Do they really hassle you just because you don't have a 'real job' even though you pay for rent and food and stuff?
▶ No.138046
>>138041
yeah but they're just probably concerned about how everyone else sees us as deadbeats and fear us being on aca one day for the world to see
▶ No.138050
>>138022
how did you get a proxy for shqiptar land ?
▶ No.138051
>>138041
I get along pretty well with my mummybot, but a lot of neet parents probably feel like failures and that turns into frustration towards the neet. Theres also an element of spending all day working a shit job then coming home to see your adult son laughing at frogs on his computer.
▶ No.138053
Having a NEET child is very embarrassing for a normie parent. All their friends and relatives ask them "What is NEET son up to these days?" and they have to umm and aww and bullshit their way through.
Parents feel the same envy as the NEET does when they look at the children of their friends and relatives who are doing so much better.
▶ No.138055>>138058 >>138064 >>138152 >>138154
>>138041
They know my situation is pretty bad and getting a job at 23 with only a few years at woolies and massive gaps in my resume is going to be tough. They keep any disappointment and resentment to themselves. They don't harass me about job stuff other than 'have you tried x place' or have you thought about x license/course'.
Now if I start acting like a dole bludger my dad loses his fucking shit. He will drag me out of bed if he drops home from work and I'm asleep. Almost come to blows when he was woken up in the middle night hearing me rustling round in the kitchen. I have a stain on my carpet from when I was fighting to get my goonbag back of him.
Sad state of affairs.
▶ No.138056>>138060 >>138065
Being a NEET and still living with your parents is the worst form of NEETdom, especially as you get into your 20s and older.
Even if you just move into some filthy sharehouse with other bludgers it is better than living with your parents.
▶ No.138058
>>138055
>I have a stain on my carpet from when I was fighting to get my goonbag back of him.
I know i shouldn't laugh and i do feel bad for you but the thought of two people ripping apart a goonbag in anger is pretty funny. A talented neet could make it into a great pepe image
▶ No.138060>>138061
>>138056
yeah, i agree but there are high functioning neets here who couldnt handle the complexities of interpersonal relationships with people they hardly know.
some of the people on here are so deprived of honest relationships that i could spend a few hours softening them up that they'd start to trust me and let me in their room whenever i wanted, then in a months time i'd move out without saying goodbye and take their ps4
▶ No.138061>>138063
>>138060
Jokes on you I don't have a ps4
▶ No.138063>>138067
>>138061
whatever you've got is good. dont worry i wont take it far, just to your local cashies
▶ No.138064
>>138055
>Now if I start acting like a dole bludger my dad loses his fucking shit. He will drag me out of bed if he drops home from work and I'm asleep. Almost come to blows when he was woken up in the middle night hearing me rustling round in the kitchen. I have a stain on my carpet from when I was fighting to get my goonbag back of him.
I hope you'll excuse me for laughing, you're like the family aboriginal.
I used to be a /nocturnal NEET/ and it made mum really angry when she'd come home to find me sleeping.
>>138055
>some of the people on here are so deprived of honest relationships that i could spend a few hours softening them up that they'd start to trust me and let me in their room whenever i wanted, then in a months time i'd move out without saying goodbye and take their ps4
▶ No.138065>>138066 >>138068
>>138056
It saves money and I don't want to live with people that have jobs and will look down on me for being unemployed, also I don't want to live with loud obnoxious people drinking and throwing parties.
▶ No.138066>>138071
>>138065
Regular NEETs who don't browse imageboards are frightening characters and I'd rather be bullied by my mother than subject myself to the stress of living with dangerous drunken bogans and their domestic disputes.
▶ No.138067
>>138063
They'd probably give you five bucks for my ps3
▶ No.138068>>138069
>>138065
Also a lot of people flat out won't accept neets, whether they can afford rent or not.
▶ No.138069>>138070
>>138068
you have to lie about going to uni, then say that you are doing it online
▶ No.138070>>138072
>>138069
They'd probably get pissy about "using more of the utilities". At least that was the case in a few stories I've read online
▶ No.138071>>138103
>>138066
Yeah, and even though they are neets too they would still bully you about not going out to socialise or not having a girlfriend.
▶ No.138072
>>138070
i'm basing it off of my friends experience, he got asked to pay an excessive amount and went into neetrage mode (which is pretty scary - he is /fit/ gymnast) and it turns out the landlords sister had been using more elec and they had renovations (he lives out the back of a restaurant) and the tradespeople had been using the power
▶ No.138074>>138076
I lived in a room in a rundown hostel for a year. There were things about it that frustrated me regarding the conduct of my fellow residents, but I still preferred it to living with my mother.
▶ No.138076>>138077
>>138074
How much did that cost you a week?
▶ No.138077>>138078
>>138076
$165 for a furnished room. Communal bathroom and kitchen facilities
▶ No.138078>>138079
>>138077
Seems like a rip off considering you can get one bed room units in some semi-rural areas for $150 a week.
▶ No.138079
>>138078
Yeah the hostel was right bang in the middle of the CBD though.
▶ No.138092>>138093
Skipped tea last night and I had trouble sleeping and have felt terrible all day even though I had breakfast. I'm never doing that again.
▶ No.138093>>138097
>>138092
>he doesn't fast
fat sub human neet trash
▶ No.138095
>>138039
Converting to Islam and turning gay would get her off his back for good.
▶ No.138096
Just had a nice 12 hour sleep, gonna mop and vacuum the floors so mummy gives me some gbps
▶ No.138097>>138098
>>138093
Actually I am quite fit that is the problem, I have a fast metabolism because of it so I can't get away with skipping tea.
▶ No.138098>>138099
>>138097
No offence m8 but that is bro science bullshit.
▶ No.138099>>138100
>>138098
It really isn't. It's basic nutrition, the more muscle one has or is building the faster his body will burn through fuel to sustain it. Muscle takes energy to maintain.
▶ No.138100>>138101
>>138099
The bullshit is the idea missing one meal will do something terrible to your body or mind.
▶ No.138101
>>138100
I agree there, even though I feel terrible it probably won't have any long lasting effects.
▶ No.138103>>138106 >>138144
I just called MAX and they said they couldn't register me and help me find work because I haven't been referred through Centrelink.
Surely an actual recruitment agency that makes commission from job placements would be thrilled to have a non-derro applicant who's likely to have what employers are looking for?
Hmm.
>>138071
Regular bogan NEETs feel insecure about their unemployment status and I think it's fairly likely that the insecurity drives them to become turbo-normies in their personal lives so that they can feel superior in at least one aspect of their existence. I also think they would probably take out their insecurities on the sensitive internet NEET who reminds them too much of their own shortcomings.
▶ No.138104
Sweet gentle internet NEETs get eaten alive by hardcore aggro bogan NEETs.
▶ No.138105>>138108
▶ No.138106
>>138103
Hey mate making unemployed people sit in a room for a long time takes a lot of funding. We can't just be handing it out to every nzneet who waltzes in
▶ No.138108>>138110 >>138112
>>138105
I would just like to point out this once that I have never actually guzzled any cum.
▶ No.138110>>138112
>>138108
Not even your own?
▶ No.138112
>>138110
>>138108
Guzzling your own cum kills 99.9% of germs and keeps your breath fresh
▶ No.138129>>138131 >>138145 >>138197
BO needs to do something about that pajeet fucker with the gyppo VPN
▶ No.138131>>138136
>>138129
Stay triggered, buttravaged autist.
▶ No.138136>>138139 >>138148
>>138131
Get the fuck out of the NEET thread you fucking nigger. Post your fucking address.
▶ No.138137>>138138 >>138143
The NEET thread is sacred ground. We don't want any drama here please.
▶ No.138138>>138140 >>138148
>>138137
He is ruining all of the other threads, the BO is probably busy.
▶ No.138139>>138148
>>138136
don't reply to him, he's just fagneet trying to be a le ebin troll most likely
▶ No.138140>>138141
>>138138
It takes two to ruin a thread. You shouldn't have replied to him.
▶ No.138141
>>138140
Actually it only takes one if it's a fro*gposter.
▶ No.138143
>>138137
The NEET thread has been built on drama mate. That guy a is a fucko though
▶ No.138144>>138146
>>138103
>>138103
Max won't try get you a job until they have milked all the government funding out of having you on their books. They don't get any bux for non dole moles. Try some other places.
▶ No.138145>>138148
>>138129
What are wrong with his posts?
▶ No.138146
>>138144
Could have stopped after the first 7 words mate. They don't help anyone get a job, they just exist to put pressure on neets and make their lives difficult
▶ No.138148>>138150 >>138155
>>138136
>post your fucking address
What's in it for me if I do?
>>138138
>challenging someones views is ruining a thread
go back to your safe space, little snowflake.
>>138139
fagneet hasn't been among us in a while.
>>138145
I dared to have a non-white gf and call him a dumb ass.
▶ No.138150>>138154
>>138148
Go away. you have caused enough trouble arguing with the posters in the other thread. No one cares about you, your filthy leftist views, your pajeet gf and your incessant, ignorant whining. Get out you fucking normalfag.
▶ No.138151
▶ No.138152
>>138055
Fucking kek, that's hilarious. Sounds like your dad is quick to rage.
▶ No.138153>>138156
<watch people debate
<it's always the left hand side of the speaker being rude and noisy whenever the right hand side has the chance to talk
what a fucking meme
▶ No.138154>>138164
>>138055
>Almost come to blows when he was woken up in the middle night hearing me rustling round in the kitchen.
kek sounds like my dad. luckily i left home a few years ago, now i can rustle around in the kitchen as much as i like.
>>138150
>G-g-go away!
Harden up, softcunt.
> caused enough trouble arguing with the posters in the other thread
I didn't start any of that shit, they're the ones sooking over my opinions and the fact I have a hot gf and they dont.
>No one cares about you,
Wrong and you know it! Here it doesn't matter anyway because we're all known as 'cunt'.
>your filthy leftist views
Rational centrist views* FTFY
>your pajeet gf
She's cute af, pale skin, Caucasian features, petite, sucks and swallows, sex when ever I want and is perfect wife material and dedicated/loyal. You're just jealous.
>and your incessant, ignorant whining
kek, look who's talking.
>Get out you fucking normalfag
I thought you said I was anything BUT a normalfag? Remember, I was a NEET for 11 years and am an Autistic Schizo.
▶ No.138155
>>138148
>fagneet hasn't been among us in a while.
don't worry, I believe you john
▶ No.138156>>138162
>>138153
The libshits are the worst for it and Malcolm prepbull just talks complete and utter horse shit.
>bill shorten this bill shorten that
>hurrdurr its the other sides fault
>dodges every question
▶ No.138157>>138158 >>138159
Lot of cumguzzling going on in this thread today
▶ No.138158>>138159
>>138157
Ya, cumguzzling has hit new highs just recently.
▶ No.138159>>138160
>>138157
>>138158
>be me 21 or 22 years old
>get curious
>have nice orgasm into glass cup
>big thick white slightly yellow load
>gulp it down
>instant regret
it was so fucking warm and thick.
▶ No.138160>>138161 >>138165
>>138159
>slightly yellow
is that normal, mines a bit like that too. why is that?
▶ No.138161
>>138160
what have you been eating? that will be the answer
▶ No.138162>>138165
>>138156
yeah because god forbid people start thinking seriously and start asking why australia's economy is tanking with a banker at the helm
▶ No.138163>>138165
Literally all women at uni are whores its impossible to find a nice gf
▶ No.138164>>138166
>>138154
>I didn't start any of that shit, they're the ones sooking over my opinions and the fact I have a hot gf and they dont.
You aren't even a fucking NEET GTFO faggot.
>Wrong and you know it! Here it doesn't matter anyway because we're all known as 'cunt'.
You are causing drama, like fagneet.
>Rational centrist views* FTFY
You are still a fucking cuck.
>She's cute af, pale skin, Caucasian features, petite, sucks and swallows, sex when ever I want and is perfect wife material and dedicated/loyal. You're just jealous.
I don't care.
>kek, look who's talking.
Says the person who has shitted up the entire board for months on end. I read the other thread, the other guy raged out even trying to reason with you.
>I thought you said I was anything BUT a normalfag? Remember, I was a NEET for 11 years and am an Autistic Schizo.
You must have me confused with someone else. Either way you are causing drama and I want you to leave.
▶ No.138165>>138167
>>138160
mines not like that anymore but yes its normal.
>>138162
despite what the MSM will tell you, the liberal party has always been shit at managing the economy.
>>138163
>uni girls
m8…look else where.
▶ No.138166>>138168 >>138169
>>138164
>You aren't even a fucking NEET GTFO faggot.
Not everyone here is a NEET and I've been a NEET longer than all of you most likely.
>You are causing drama, like fagneet.
Not intentionally, a few of you just need to harden up.
>You are still a fucking cuck.
Quite the opposite actually friendo.
>Says the person who has shitted up the entire board for months on end. I read the other thread, the other guy raged out even trying to reason with you.
No he sperged out because someone disagreed with him.
>and I want you to leave.
Good luck with that.
▶ No.138167
>>138165
>the liberal party has always been shit at managing the economy
don't doubt that for a second because their economic policy for the past few decades have been
>there's debt?
<everything's on sale!
▶ No.138168
>>138166
> I've been a NEET longer than all of you
if it is a competition, i hope someone other than me is winning
▶ No.138169>>138170 >>138175
>>138166
>Not everyone here is a NEET
This is NEET thread. If you aren't a NEET gtfo
>Not intentionally, a few of you just need to harden up.
You are causing drama and persona-ing just like him.
>No he sperged out because someone disagreed with him.
I read that entire thread (what a fucking waste of time that was) and it appeared to be that you didn't want to listen to any other posters, either way I don't care what goes on outside the NEET thread. This is a safe space, and you gf-having, wagecucking ass can vacate it.
>Good luck with that.
You are lucky the BO is absent. He will be back shortly, as I can recall you have been banned here numerous times, there is only one person around here who keeps shilling is indian gf.
▶ No.138170>>138174
>>138169
>This is NEET thread. If you aren't a NEET gtfo
Yet non-NEETs post here..it's more like the general thread for the whole board.
>You are causing drama and persona-ing just like him.
What?
>his is a safe space, and you gf-having, wagecucking ass can vacate it.
Muh safe space. What a snowflake, sad!
>You are lucky the BO is absent. He will be back shortly,
Cool, that's great. He unbanned me anyway.
> there is only one person around here who keeps shilling is indian gf.
Obviously and it only got brought up because some ass ravage autist dug up my old post from another board. Lmao.
▶ No.138171>>138172 >>138173
I'm waiting for food at this place called porkies for a delivery and it's filled to the brim with noisy kids and Asian people.
And they're playing "were all in this together"
What a night
▶ No.138172
▶ No.138173
>>138171
>porkies
That was the sort of movie we had to jerk off to back in the pre internet porn days.
▶ No.138174>>138176
>>138170
>Yet non-NEETs post here..it's more like the general thread for the whole board.
It isn't. It is the NEET thread. There is a wagie thread but I cbf digging up the link, so non neets gtfo
>What
>Muh safe space. What a snowflake, sad!
^ Is causing drama.
>He unbanned me anyway.
No he didn't. You just changed your IP, its a old fagneet technique he used to great lengths many times.
>Obviously and it only got brought up because some ass ravage autist dug up my old post from another board.
You must be incredibly retarded with your personal information if people can dig up your posts from a completely different board.
▶ No.138175
>>138169
Get out American!
▶ No.138176>>138186
>>138174
>No he didn't. You just changed your IP,
How? I don't have a dynamic IP…
>You must be incredibly retarded with your personal information if people can dig up your posts from a completely different board.
Not really, he just figured it out because he post on r9k too and pin pointed me because I mentioned I started posting on chans since 2007 and 'muh indian gf' which seems to have severely triggered a couple snowflakes here.
▶ No.138177>>138178
Pls ban this fuck
Just ban and get it over with
▶ No.138178>>138215
>>138177
Pathetic little child.
▶ No.138179>>138181 >>138185 >>138188
>reading through diary entries from years gone by
>problems I was trying to solve then are still not solved now
just fuck my shit up neetos, does the ride ever end?
▶ No.138181>>138183 >>138194
>>138179
It will be over when you die.
▶ No.138182>>138184 >>138189 >>138190 >>138191 >>138505
Neets we are being invaded, BO doesnnt want to ban, so come here
>>>/australianneet/1
Just continue like old, no fagneet, or indiangf faggot
▶ No.138183>>138194
>>138181
I bet even then I'll wake up five minutes late for a max appointment
▶ No.138184
▶ No.138185>>138187 >>138189
>>138179
You can still solve them. It's not too late.
▶ No.138186>>138191
>>138176
I have a static IP as well and the same thing happened, Australian internet is quite irregular. I will post on another board that tells you the country and location and it never gives the correct location and often changes the location completely, of course a ban won't stick in such circumstances.
Also of course such a statement would course agitation, bestiality is disgusting.
▶ No.138187
>>138185
I know friendo, but it just feels frustrating to see previous attempts and be back to trying again.
▶ No.138188
>>138179
what problems do you need to solve?
▶ No.138189>>138192 >>138200 >>138202 >>138206
>>138182
Fuck off.
A schism is the last thing a >100 poster board needs.
>>138185
Unless of course, OP is past about 3-4 years out of highschool, at which point things rapidly become pretty much set in stone.
▶ No.138190>>138192 >>138193
>>138182
There is no need to be this upset.
▶ No.138191>>138192 >>138203 >>138215
>>138182
>we are being invaded
I've been posting here since the exodus dumb fuck and good the BO wont ban people just because a few snowflakes get triggered.
>>138186
My IP hasn't changed, I suspect I was unbanned when the website got hacked.
>Also of course such a statement would course agitation, bestiality is disgusting.
wew what an edgy little snowflake! North Indians are Caucasian btw.
▶ No.138192>>138197
>>138189
>Fuck off.
>A schism is the last thing a >100 poster board needs.
>>138190
>>138191
Isn't people that I want to post around. Indiangf faggot ruined the NEET thread.
▶ No.138193>>138196 >>138215
>>138190
omfg reee delete this gif theres a SHITSKIN in it!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ No.138194>>138195
>>138181
>>138183
Theres max in hell you know
▶ No.138195
>>138194
All NEETs go to heaven.
▶ No.138196>>138198
>>138193
Get the fuck out you fucking redditor
▶ No.138197>>138199
>>138192
Fuck off moron, this cunt ruined the thread
>>138129
I said nothing then this cuckbag brought it up.
▶ No.138198>>138199
>>138196
I don't use reddit.
▶ No.138199>>138201
>>138198
>>138197
Fuck off indiangf faggot FFS no one likes you
▶ No.138200
>>138189
You might be right. Year 12 ended almost be six years ago but I try to believe things can still be changed for the better.
▶ No.138201
>>138199
You seem to like me in the other threads where you dont know who I am ;)
▶ No.138202>>138205
>>138189
>Unless of course, OP is past about 3-4 years out of highschool, at which point things rapidly become pretty much set in stone.
▶ No.138203>>138204
>>138191
So are Italians, I don't care what you call them, they aren't human.
▶ No.138204>>138207 >>138215
>>138203
How do you know that? What evidence do you have to suggest they aren't human? Explain it in scientific terms, I'm waiting.
▶ No.138205
>>138202
Don't resign to despair.
▶ No.138206>>138261
>>138189
>think you finished high school last your
>you finished high school in 2013
holy shit
▶ No.138207>>138208
>>138204
Good lord you are stupid, I'm not even going to toy with you, it would be too easy.
▶ No.138208
>>138207
>Ad hominem
Not an argument.
▶ No.138209
Evening plebs, any of you score a free pizza from Dominos this arvo?
▶ No.138210
Indiangf neet isn't on the other board m8s
▶ No.138212>>138214
>>138211
You have no power there you fucking faggot. HAHA
▶ No.138213>>138215 >>138216 >>138217
I do not like all this drama.
▶ No.138214
▶ No.138215>>138218
>>138213
BO isn't banning this
>>138191
>>138193
>>138204
>>138178
faggot, what can I do?
▶ No.138216
>>138213
Me either, had a gut-full of drama as it is - last thing I need is it on the general
▶ No.138217>>138220
>>138213
Blame the faggots that get triggered by people with different opinions then go on 2-3 day spergfest and lose their shit because someone has a reeeeee gf
▶ No.138218>>138219
>>138215
You should have just ignored it.
▶ No.138219>>138222
>>138218
I tried, but he isn't going away. He knows the mods here are absent and is terrorizing the entirety of /aus/
▶ No.138220>>138221
>>138217
"You are going to run out of VPN nodes. I have all day to ban every single one of them."
Lol what a loser.
▶ No.138221>>138223
>>138220
Keep cycling them bud, I'll just keep banning them.
▶ No.138222>>138224
>>138219
>and is terrorizing the entirety of /aus/
Sad!
What a snowflake!
Reddit spacing!
>reeeeee
▶ No.138223>>138224
>>138221
Nah I think I'd rather sit here and watch you get more paranoid and waste your """precious""" time waiting for me to appear.
▶ No.138224>>138225
>>138222
>>138223
You are so irritating it made me create and entire new board just to be free of you. For fucks sake.
▶ No.138225>>138226
>>138224
What a fucking snowflake. This is why Trump won.
▶ No.138226>>138228
>>138225
> This is why Trump won.
Is your anus still flustered that Trump won?
▶ No.138228
>>138226
No I'm enjoying seeing Conservacucks and libshits tear each other apart and at the same time seeing Putin get his wish of America becoming more unstable.
▶ No.138230>>138231 >>138232
Lot of angry neets tonight.
▶ No.138231
>>138230
A lot of them are GFless and get jealous easily.
▶ No.138232>>138234 >>138235
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>>138230
>getting angry
that's what normies do
get yourselves together neatos
▶ No.138234>>138235
>>138232
that's pretty groovy neato
▶ No.138235>>138238
>>138232
>>138234
Yeah it is pretty good. Has a bit of a shadilay type vibe.
▶ No.138236>>138237 >>138239
▶ No.138237
>>138236
Well don't just tell us about it get rid of that prostate tickler
▶ No.138238
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>>138235
>shadilay type vibe
pretty much describes all of euro/italo disco
▶ No.138239>>138242 >>138251
>>138236
Wanna do it in my mouth? Scatneet here btw.
▶ No.138242>>138244
>>138239
Neck yourself you filthy abo
▶ No.138244>>138247
▶ No.138247>>138259
>>138244
You bet I am shitcunt
▶ No.138248>>138252 >>138253 >>138260 >>138273 >>138279
Hello neets, rough week it's been.
>power supply is shit and pissed on by rats because open cover
>use bro's wagie bucks to buy new one
>atx pins shaped weird so it doesn't work
>wasted $40
>friend gives me new PSU that shits out randomly while playing vidya
>meanwhile he drops by just to say he got an electrician job and makes in a week than bro in 2
>mom talking shit to everyone we know that me and bro about us being lazy poorfags even though she only recently moved out
>can't get a job because mummy never got me birth certificate, social security, driver's license, etc.
I want off this ride.
▶ No.138251>>138259
>>138239
only if you handle a real neets poo
▶ No.138252>>138258
>>138248
>can't get a job because mummy never got me birth certificate, social security, driver's license, etc.
geez thats actually fucked.
Does she have a good reason?
▶ No.138253>>138258
>>138248
Sounds like your mumsa real lazy bitch, without a birth cert you might as well be an illegal immigrant.
Even the average street shitting pajeet has more rights than you
▶ No.138258
>>138252
No reason at all, she's just been a cunt ever since she left
>>138253
Pretty much is. She manipulates people into doing shit that she doesn't want to do or work for, but every time I get angry at her in front of other people it's always
>why are you so mean to your mom?
>she's so nice anon you should respect her more
▶ No.138259
>>138247
bigot
>>138251
i want a big fat junk food fuelled NEET shit in my mouth
▶ No.138260>>138269
>>138248
and it's only wednesday, still plenty of time for things to get worse
▶ No.138261
>tfw finally got a job but it's casual and you only work 1-2 days a week at best so still need to be on neetbux to makeup the difference.
How the fuck do people function in the real world. I get a shitty job and earn less than if I didn't have one at all.
>>138206
Fuck I'm in the same boat.
▶ No.138269
>>138260
worst part is you aren't wrong
▶ No.138271>>138274
Just finished my 7km run, now time to gorge myself on food and fap
▶ No.138273
>>138248
>can't get a job because mummy never got me birth certificate, social security, driver's license, etc
You can apply to have a copy of your birth certificate sent to you m8. And getting your license is within your control.
>social security
Are you legit in the US?
▶ No.138274>>138276
>>138271
>actually completing a 7k run then ruining it with a food binge
Why? 7k's is impressive
▶ No.138276
>>138274
So I don't turn skele like some neets here
▶ No.138277>>138280 >>138281 >>138283 >>138284
I wonder how dietneets going, did he give into his carnal desires
▶ No.138279
>>138248
>because mummy never got me birth certificate, social security, driver's license, etc.
feels known
▶ No.138280>>138284
>>138277
Haven't seen him in a while, I like to be optimistic but I think he probably cracked and started gorging on shit tier food again.
▶ No.138281>>138284
>>138277
dietneet got his life together upon coming to an epiphany about how negative this place is. he immediately stop his diet, regained all weight and left /aus/ to go find john, whereupon john let dietneet lose his virginity to his trap wife. dietneet is now spending the rest of his days in the pataya district in thailand, sniffing ladyboy assholes and acting as the wealthy and fat sugardaddy pimp for hundreds of thai girls
▶ No.138283>>138284
>>138277
i believe he'll make it
▶ No.138284>>138286 >>138287 >>138289 >>138292 >>138319
>>138277
>>138280
>>138281
>>138283
DietNEET here. I stopped updating because I only had the same stuff to report and I figured people would be sick of hearing about it.
The diet is still going well, but I am struggling psychologically. I am so hungry all the time. I am starting to question just how long I can live like this.
▶ No.138285>>138287
Still feeling sick from when I missed tea the other day, I think it weekend my immune system temporarily so now I have a cold as well.
▶ No.138286>>138288
>>138284
Good stuff, don't give into your urges.
▶ No.138287
>>138285
A growing neet needs to eat his tendie tea every night, or else he will surely whither away and die
>>138284
Just keep strong and don't let those "it can't hurt" thoughts break through. You'll be chadneet in no time
▶ No.138288>>138291
>>138286
I won't give into the urges. But at some point the urges are going to need to go away, because it will not be sustainable to live like this permanently.
▶ No.138289>>138290
>>138284
You just have to be poor and black to lose weight
▶ No.138290>>138293 >>138294
>>138289
Im black on the inside
▶ No.138291>>138295
>>138288
Yeah you don't want to be dieting forever, once you get down to a weight where you can effectively exercise you will be able to eat normally instead of starving yourself.
▶ No.138292
>>138284
That's good to hear m8y.
Hang in there.
▶ No.138293
▶ No.138294
>>138290
Sounds like you got blacked
▶ No.138295>>138298
>>138291
Eating normally will feel like dieting to a fat person
▶ No.138298>>138302
>>138295
Yes this was my problem the last time I lost weight. 2500 calories a day feels like starvation to the fat person's fucked-up brain. Their body wants 5000 a day and demands it.
▶ No.138302>>138303 >>138304 >>138310
>>138298
I wonder if boogie is liquefied his kfc to get his fix
▶ No.138303
>>138302
He will stretch his stomach out again. In 2 years he will be 200kg again.
▶ No.138304>>138305
>>138302
He shoots up kfc gravy now.
▶ No.138305
>>138304
His wife will fix him up an overdose
▶ No.138306>>138308 >>138320 >>138322
Man i need a haircut but i hate sitting in the chair trying to make small talk
▶ No.138308>>138309
>>138306
I go to one of those no-appointment chain stores in a shopping centre and find the hairdressers there never ask me any unnecessary questions.
▶ No.138309>>138311 >>138312
>>138308
Yeh questions like "so what do you do?"
▶ No.138310
>>138302
KFC potato and gravy enema.
▶ No.138311>>138313
>>138309
Just lie to them and tell them you're a Doctor or something high up, might even get some pussy.
▶ No.138312
>>138309
>so what do you do ?
Your mum.
No more conversation
With a possibility of bashed NEET.
▶ No.138313>>138314 >>138317 >>138356
>>138311
top lel as if some unkempt stinky shambling autistic NEET could convince someone they were a doctor.
▶ No.138314>>138315
>>138313
We can dream though m8.
▶ No.138315
>>138314
Even my dreams are dead now.
▶ No.138316>>138323
Mummys birthday today, gonna go get her a new tapset for her shitting room and some krispy kreme.
▶ No.138317>>138321
>>138313
You'd be surprised, just ask mummy to Iron and clean the cum stains off your best NEET outfit and hit the town, telling bitches you're a ceo or chairman of some company, fresh pussy for days, just make sure you give them a fake number, we're only doing a pump and dumb operation, nothing long term.
▶ No.138319
>>138284
good on you buddy, have you seen the new mozzarella burger from kfc?
▶ No.138320>>138343
>>138306
i bought some clippers, might not look as groovy but it feels good and saves either the awkward small talk or the boner for the chink hairdresser
▶ No.138321>>138326
>>138317
can you even into NEETdom?
▶ No.138322>>138324
>>138306
My grandma cuts my hair, don't even need to pay her.
▶ No.138323
>>138316
you better install it or she'll give all the gbps to the handyman.
▶ No.138324
>>138322
does she make sticky date pudding?
grandmamas sticky date pudding is heaven
▶ No.138326>>138328
▶ No.138327>>138329 >>138340 >>138344
Hello NEETs, I bring you good news! I am MRI NEET, was in any of your thoughts?
I saw my neurologist today to get the results of my 3T brain and full spine MRI, and there were no abnormalities found! I am over the moon, as you can imagine, although we still have no explanation for my symptoms, at least it's not likely to be MS now.
I was prepared for an MS diagnosis. It's not the end of the world. But I'd rather not have it.
▶ No.138328>>138330
>>138326
i dont believe you.
▶ No.138329>>138331
>>138327
If you were the real MRI NEET something would've been found.
▶ No.138330>>138332
>>138328
Tricking normie women into thinking you're a successful richfag just for a root is a valuable skill any NEET should have.
▶ No.138331>>138333
>>138329
Nope. Although I'm second guessing the radiologist and thinking maybe he missed something, but that's just my stupid anxiety kicking in.
▶ No.138332>>138334
>>138330
oh, where do you acquire said skill?
▶ No.138333>>138335
>>138331
it's not stupid. everything else will wither and die or decide to leave you. that "stupid anxiety" is all that will remain, it is constant, it is eternal, it is your only true friend
▶ No.138335>>138338
>>138333
You are an evil NEET. You will not manipulate me.
▶ No.138336>>138337
>>138334
i dont think it comes with age, i have been myself for long enough and havent got it yet, i even tried being other people and never had that
▶ No.138337>>138339
>>138336
Eventually you will get to the stage where you have nothing left, not even the feels causing you to be a sperg.
Then you'll be truly free.
▶ No.138338
▶ No.138339
>>138337
but then i wont be myself
▶ No.138340>>138341
>>138327
so what are you going to do now with the rest of your life left to live?
▶ No.138341>>138345
>>138340
I'm going to try and get a lumbar puncture and visual evoked potentials tests done because I am concerned I have deep grey matter cortical lesions that MRIs can't detect.
▶ No.138343
>>138320
Yeah I use clippers a lot of the time and do my own haircut but the problem is you can't clean up the back of your neck and you become all messy back there.
▶ No.138344>>138346
>>138327
I am glad you got the all clear there m8. But as I have told you before, I think you are going to end up finding that all your health fears are part of mental illness and there has never actually been anything wrong with you.
▶ No.138345>>138346
>>138341
Have you considered that sitting for long periods, the excessive inactivity, the eating junk, drinking to excess are responsibile for your health problems and not some disease? You fill a car with shitty fuel and leave it sitting for years unused, well, it's not gonna run well.
▶ No.138346>>138347 >>138350
>>138345
My mum always told me all my symptoms were because of that. It is actually possible, although I think there is something going on.
>>138344
That would be good but my symptoms are too real to be psychosomatic. I feel like a 95 year old woman. Every part of my body feels like it is breaking down. My joints, brain, skin, hair, nose, mouth, bones, nerves, etc. It just never ends. I feel so sick and it's horrible.
▶ No.138347>>138348
>>138346
I don't doubt that it feels real to you m8. But all the tests keep coming back clear. At some point they are going to mark you down as a hypochondriac. And you need to contemplate the possibility that they might be right.
▶ No.138348>>138351
>>138347
>hypochondriac
But even that would be the wrong diagnosis. It's modern life that ails him, normal reaction to what he is doing (or isn't doing) with his body, not a mental issue like being hypochondriac.
▶ No.138350>>138354
>>138346
Have you ever been prescribed any medication for mental health issues? I'm wondering if you're inadvertently going through some kind of discontinuation syndrome.
▶ No.138351>>138352 >>138354
▶ No.138352>>138353 >>138354
>>138351
No, he just has 'been sitting in the chair for way too long' disorder.
▶ No.138353
>>138352
Are you questioning my diagnosis? I am one of the most highly regarded amateur internet doctors going.
▶ No.138354>>138358 >>138390
>>138350
No, but my neurologist actually prescribed me 100mg Zoloft daily, just today. I don't know if I will take it, anti depressants seem like poison.
>>138351
>>138352
Both of you are right I think.
▶ No.138355
The NEET life is suffering. There are no magic fixes available. Poor mental health causes poor physical health.
I suffer from aches and pains all over my body. There is no obvious physical cause.
▶ No.138356>>138357
>>138313
You're aware tha many doctors are pajeets aren't you?
▶ No.138357
>>138356
Yes you would believe a stinky autistic pajeet or Chink could be a doctor. Not a white man though.
▶ No.138358>>138359 >>138367
>>138354
He's done that because you've come to him, paid him money and now he feels compelled to do something, anything, there is no reason to take Zoloft, it is poison and their efficacy isn't any better than a placebo.
Start taking walks, lifting weights, following along with some stretching videos on youtube and it'll do wonders.
▶ No.138359>>138360 >>138363
>>138358
I didn't want the anti depressant but he gave it to me anyway. He also prescribed me a really high starting dose.
I should be elated at the moment but I am consumed with the idea that the person who looked at my MRI scans made an error. I can't find him anywhere online and he signed off late at night meaning he could have been tired or something.
▶ No.138360>>138361
>>138359
Yeah this is mental illness at work m8. The doctor has obviously decided that as well, since he is now treating your with drugs for mental illness.
I don't know what more to say. You can give the zoloft a try and see if it makes you feel any better.
▶ No.138361>>138362
>>138360
I think I won't take it man, the one thing I still retain is my humanity and Zoloft will take that from me.
▶ No.138362>>138364 >>138365
>>138361
I have been on Zoloft and didn't find it worked for me so I stopped taking it. At high doses I felt a little bit like a zombie.
But some people find it helps them. You may want to consider that giving it a try might not hurt. You can always stop taking it.
▶ No.138363>>138364
>>138359
If you decide to take it and you're prone to anxiety, start with a quarter or half a tablet. Something about the increase in serotonin levels can cause increased anxiety and agitation. I started 100mg Zoloft and had one of the worst panic attacks I've ever had. I actually presented to an ER because I didn't realise it was a panic attack, I thought it was an adverse reaction to the medicine.
Suffice to say, I think they're all fucked, and just blunt you emotionally. It does not make any sense at all to continuously take any medication that fucks with your neurochemistry.
▶ No.138364>>138366
>>138363
I think you are right m8. I don't think this medicine can help me at all.
>>138362
Can't it permanently fuck up your neurotransmitters? You have to use it for 3 weeks to get any effect.
▶ No.138365
>>138362
>You can always stop taking it.
You can't revert the changes it makes to your brain chemistry, this shit destroys people for life.
▶ No.138366
>>138364
>permanently fuck up your neurotransmitters?
I don't know. I was fucked up to start with anyway.
▶ No.138367>>138368
>>138358
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS NEET
As controversial as anti-depressants are, they can work and be a saviour for some people.
▶ No.138368>>138369 >>138370
>>138367
Cheesecake, they clearly have done NOTHING for you gauging by your videos. Anti-depressants are barely studied, their efficacy is not proven, so how can they be a saviour for some people? Doesn't make sense. They're basically using young people to test the long term effects of this shit. Quit trying to lull other people into thinking that stuff is OK, taking an SSRI is one of the biggest regrets I have, they changed my brain in some strange manner permanently, affected relationships and everything, makes you borderline autistic or something.
Do not take that shit. Go for a walk, go and take a shower, masturbate, lift weights, go down to the op shop and buy a bunch of cheap plates and take them out the back of your house and smash them to release the anger or pent up emotion or whatever it is that troubles you, just don't take that crap.
▶ No.138369>>138371
>>138368
They work for some people, also you're not a Dr.
▶ No.138370
▶ No.138371>>138377
>>138369
Says who? Dumb ass GP who doesn't give 2 fucks about you and just wants to give you anti-depressants so as to get his bulk billing scam processing as fast as possible.
You don't need to be a doctor to understand the studies coming out showing little to no efficacy.
A cold shower even shows more response to depression than that poison.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17993252
▶ No.138373>>138374 >>138540
got some more pizzas on the way
t. same neet from the other week
▶ No.138374>>138375
>>138373
Are we going to get some pics this time?
▶ No.138375>>138376
▶ No.138377>>138378
>>138371
Link those studies too neeto. I'm not that guy but I am curious (not curious enough to search for it myself, I am a neet)
▶ No.138378>>138384 >>138388
>>138377
>citation required
Just do some googling on keywords like anti-depressants efficacy placebo etc, I can't remember the shit off the top off my head but there was one a year or so ago that was a big study that basically showed they were useless.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4172306/
Personally I recommend cold showers but it is fucking brutal to do it on the regular but if you can stomach it for 30 seconds it will change your physiology and make your depressed feels dissipate immediately.
▶ No.138379>>138380
really enjoying life with this pizza neets. cooked perfectly, cheese is melted and stretchy, dough is crunchy but with just the right amount of bite
▶ No.138380>>138381
>>138379
Are you a fat neet?
▶ No.138381>>138382
>>138380
im a skeleton neet actually
▶ No.138382
>>138381
>no pics of food
>no obesity
Not good m8.
▶ No.138384
>>138378
Cheers mate, I'll have a bit of a look around myself too
I might try the cold shower thing eventually, not when it's the middle of winter though. I'd rather be depressed than freezing.
▶ No.138385>>138386 >>138389 >>138397 >>138399
Just tried to escape NEETdom by going to an interview for a call centre job. I drove 45mins there and over an hour back (peak hour traffic) to an interview for an interview tomorrow.
These people have no souls.
They sell bullshit, they have no moral compass in the real sense of the word. They have been working so hard to get where they are that that is all they are. They have to justify in their selves why what they do is ok and it alters their very being. They are self righteous amoebas and their centre is a job they despise but it's all they have. Every action is to promote the well being of this "career", which they hate. Day in, day out. Driving home i had nothing but bitter contempt for the entirety of humanity, we have developed societies around the glorification of scum.
You guys might have it rough but know that you are leagues ahead of all other beings on this disgusting planet.
▶ No.138386>>138387
>>138385
Yeah, things are bad. I wonder how long it can really last.
▶ No.138387
>>138386
i took four painkillers and i've calmed down now.
i feel sorry for them
▶ No.138388
>>138378
I find squeezing out a smelly fresh neet poo makes me happy
▶ No.138389>>138391
>>138385
They still hire white people at call centers?
▶ No.138390
>>138354
Just try the Zoloft no harm will come from it
Sexual dysfunction is very common though
▶ No.138391
>>138389
i dunno, he said he's give me a ring in the morning if he wants me to go to the real interview
▶ No.138393>>138394 >>138414
What are you guys up to ?
▶ No.138394>>138395
>>138393
cooking aldi chicken kievs
▶ No.138395>>138396
>>138394
How ,any you having?
Any accompaniments?
▶ No.138396>>138398
▶ No.138397>>138401
>>138385
A fair chunk of normies are complete and utter scum.
I'd rather than be stuck on an island with you fuckers than so many braindead and narcissistic "career" driven normies. Career driven normies are the worst.
▶ No.138398>>138401
>>138396
You are a true NEET m8.
▶ No.138399>>138401
>>138385
Any Islander women there? The ones I've been to have had heaps
they are probably easy lays if you're desperate
▶ No.138400>>138402 >>138405 >>138435
I'm thinking of taking an antidepressant along with a benzodiazepine for short term relief
▶ No.138401>>138406 >>138407
>>138397
they are, they have no personalities apart from what is beneficial for their careers
you guys get me pissed off occasionally but that's because i spend a lot of time with you and you have strong, real personalities.
i see you guys like family, i dont like you sometimes but i'll always love you.
those people are barely people.
>>138398
it's a hard life
>>138399
there was someone in the other room i didnt see them but it was a grill
i'll meet them tomorrow if i do it. i'm still going to try, i dont want to be an embarrassment to my dad anymore and i have put a lot of effort into trying to improve myself in the normal way (job and social etc.) a lot of the questions in the email they sent me were really straight forward so i'm thinking that there will be a lot of ethnics
▶ No.138402>>138403 >>138428
>>138400
i got prescribed seroquil and pristiq for a few years, they made me numb out heaps and i was a zombie but it's the only way i could adjust myself to being outside
▶ No.138403>>138404
>>138402
Are you schizo or psychotic ?
▶ No.138404
>>138403
scared of the real world
▶ No.138405>>138408 >>138428 >>138435
>>138400
MRI NEET here. This is what I have in front of me at the moment.
▶ No.138406>>138444
>>138401
That's one thing that I like about the general, although we do have people we dislike who come to post here sometimes apart from that everyone here is 100% real and uncensored
▶ No.138407>>138410
>>138401
>that there will be a lot of ethnics
if you do go there make sure you always shit before work or after so you don't have to use the toilet and that you don't store any food in the fridge you want to eat
t. ex-wagie who worked with ethnics
▶ No.138408>>138409
>>138405
>Benzodiazepines are used for their sedative, anxiety-relieving and muscle-relaxing effects.
sounds dreamy
▶ No.138409>>138412
>>138408
Doesn't do a damn thing to me, even if I take 15 tablets at a time.
▶ No.138410>>138424
>>138407
i'm hoping i can use it to my advantage and people on the phone will relate with me more because im Aussie but i cant lie to people
i worked as a person who signs people up to do courses for a bit and sucked at it because i dont like making/coercing people to make decisions.
if they really wanted to do a course they would already be doing it rather than waiting for some fake smiled faggit out the front of centerlink ruining their cigarette
▶ No.138411>>138416 >>138434
Are they any good aus drug forums/onions?
there was a NEET here asking for weed and then someone from aus was posting in 420chanu find anything?
▶ No.138412>>138413
>>138409
how long have you been on them? do you need to up the dosage?
▶ No.138413>>138415
>>138412
I've never been on them. 15 tablets with zero tolerance doesn't affect me, except for making it a bit easier to sleep. No lessening of anxiety.
▶ No.138414
>>138393
building fantasy race cars
▶ No.138415>>138417
>>138413
i looked them up properly, they're just valleys, me and my mate used to take loads of them. i cant remember the dosage though and i used to buy them off of a guy, not prescried
▶ No.138416
>>138411
I'm out of the loop but check reddit.com/r/darknetmarketsoz
▶ No.138417>>138418 >>138421
>>138415
Yeah they are. Valium nor xanax does anything to me. I am immune to benzos for some reason.
▶ No.138418>>138420
>>138417
when i took hem i remember feeling pretty "light" and had less physical pain
what about the other one, does it anti-depress you?
▶ No.138419>>138422 >>138423 >>138429 >>138449
Who else going to be voting /NO/ in the gay marriage plebiscite?
▶ No.138420>>138425
>>138418
Follow the thread m8 I am MRI NEET I just got scripted the zoloft, and i'm not going to take it.
▶ No.138421
>>138417
You haven't taken a big enough dose.
▶ No.138422>>138436
>>138419
Men marrying other men means there is less competition. Lesbians are a meme by the way
▶ No.138423>>138427
>>138419
Me, might think of a way to rig the postal votes too.
▶ No.138424
>>138410
Pretty much, I guess if they're not paying you a commission just don't be super convincing so you don't fuck too many people's lives up kek
▶ No.138425
>>138420
oh, i didnt see the post/s where you said you arent going to take it
▶ No.138427
>>138423
better make it quick, not much time before it's happening
▶ No.138428>>138432
>>138405
Thats odd.
I thought you'd be a newb to drugs if you were cautious about taking the sertraline?
I haven't tried benzos before and I have big expectations
>>138402
I think you're referring to depersonalization, which seems to wear off after a few weeks. It can be a good feeling though which you might be referring to
▶ No.138429>>138430
>>138419
TBH neets i dont give a fuck if two faggots can get married, and share a disease.
but the money wasted on a plebiscite SHOULD BE GOING TO NEETS
but yeahno
▶ No.138430
>>138429
Actually neets love being mad about things, and fag marriage is a good topic to get needlessly mad about.
▶ No.138431>>138433 >>138463
I worked for 2 weeks at a call centre a few years ago, got so bored on the phones I legitimately considered smearing shit on the bathroom mirrors just to stir up some drama
▶ No.138432
>>138428
nah, it wasnt a good feeling. i was on it for years
▶ No.138433
>>138431
did it pay ok? they havent said how much the pay is yet
▶ No.138434>>138463
>>138411
I found out about 420chan a few weeks ago it seems really cool, especially with the divided boards for each drug type
▶ No.138435>>138437
>>138400
>>138405
I'm not going to go on and on about it, but I strongly wouldn't recommend benzos. I took clonazepam for 4 years. If you take them on a regular or semi-regular basis, you cannot function without them. When you stop taking them or hit tolerance, anxiety has a new definition. I'm 9 months into my recovery, and I'd say I'm only half way there.
I actually thought MRI NEET might have already been on benzos and hit tolerance, because the symptoms he's describing are what people going through benzodiazepine withdrawal experience.
▶ No.138436>>138441
>>138422
If they are that way inclined they will not be in a relationship with an anyway, ruining marriage will not change that.
Lesbians are not a meme either, I have met some. Although having met them one wonder weather they are only lesbians because no man will ever have them.
▶ No.138437
>>138435
I feel like my anxiety can't get any higher
▶ No.138438>>138440
Voting yes for gay marriage so I can sell Australian citizenship to some guy overseas for a tidysum.
▶ No.138440>>138445
>>138438
just sell your boipussy instead, at least that way you won't be hurting anyone else
▶ No.138441
>>138436
>Although having met them one wonder weather they are only lesbians because no man will ever have them.
can confirm, this is surprisingly true
▶ No.138444>>138447
>>138406
It's like a neet reality show
▶ No.138445
>>138440
Wouldn't get anything for that, but sine chinky chink might be willing to pay 100k to get gay married and get citizenship and then divorce and go do his own thing.
▶ No.138446>>138448
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do you guys like paul kelly?
▶ No.138447>>138452
>>138444
I wonder if the watching asio agents have favorite neets
▶ No.138448>>138450 >>138451
>>138446
I heard he has aids
▶ No.138449
>>138419
I just hope they have debates about it (which is what the faggots are resisting) so people might actually realize how bad faggots really are
▶ No.138450
>>138448
Obviously, famous people just don't have time to do everything themselves
▶ No.138451
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>>138448
nah, i havent heard that but i dont know much about him. i just like his songs
also, what's this song about?
▶ No.138452>>138453
>>138447
what is the official NEET power ranking?
▶ No.138453
>>138452
I consider myself a 240v neet
My faps and shits are electrifying
▶ No.138455
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
last one, i promise
i just think his song writing is really honest and wanted to share
▶ No.138456
Going to sleep with my waifu Chelsea now.
https://youtu.be/2VKoWfGJFCQ
▶ No.138457>>138458 >>138459 >>138528
Might be going to a job interview with a real estate company my dad reffered me to, hopefully get out of this food delivery shit tired of hanging around car parks at night waiting for jobs and dealing with retarded customers.
▶ No.138458
>>138457
Reeeee Fucking nepotism cheat
▶ No.138459>>138461
>>138457
Ha d to pick up nandos for a delivery and went to this westfield south of perth near beckenham and it was full of asians and arabs
There was even white women with asian men (and no women like asian men).
I used to work around there 10 years ago and it was mostly white bogans and a few abos but the whole area looks like its been nuked with a rice bomb.
▶ No.138461
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>>138459
F
Just enjoy every day you have in this great country lads, boomers sold our country out from under us financially and culturally.
▶ No.138463
>>138431
lel the neet way to think.
How did it end?
>>138434
v slow chan
the BWH is a good time
▶ No.138464
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nice, I have something new to distract myself with.
▶ No.138465>>138466 >>138467 >>138468 >>138470 >>138472
G'morning NEETs, woke up too early again.
▶ No.138466
>>138465
Morning, I'm usually up early too, mostly around 7:00 every morning regardless of what time i go to bed.
▶ No.138467
>>138465
Good morning. I was up early too. Took the opportunity to get my dressing gown in the washing machine. I wear it all the time and haven't washed it in months. It has developed a sour smell that I can actually notice all the time now.
▶ No.138468>>138469
>>138465
Morning neets is nearly 9
I woke up too late!
I have to clean my room
Apply for a mew wage cuck jobs
Lift some weights
And then take some shrooms all before 5
What u lot doing today?
▶ No.138469
>>138468
>take some shrooms
Do you recommend this for other neets?
What does it do?
▶ No.138470
▶ No.138472>>138473 >>138474
>>138465
Morning neets. Just reported.
Just a reminder, don't forget to report.
Another day another dollar.
▶ No.138473
>>138472
good work, it's what they are paying you for. it's valuable intel
▶ No.138474>>138476
>>138472
But pushing those 3 buttons is so hard
▶ No.138475>>138481
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What would you guys do to this girl?
Would you choke her while fucking her?
▶ No.138476>>138479
>>138474
I'm thinking about claiming DSP for the PTSD the button pushing has caused me.
▶ No.138478>>138482 >>138493
I have a job agency appointment in half an hour but I'm gonna call in sick because I've been smoking pot for the last 2 hours.
I'm one of those ACA NEETs now.
▶ No.138479
>>138476
I always forget and do it a few days late.
▶ No.138481>>138484
>>138475
would absolutely destroy tbqh
▶ No.138482>>138483
>>138478
grow a mullet, dont shave and get a neck tattoo
▶ No.138483>>138485
>>138482
Lol, That's a lot to do in half an hour.
▶ No.138484>>138502
>>138481
She gets destroyed daily by her black boyfriend.
▶ No.138485>>138486
>>138483
just draw it all on, they'll get the message
▶ No.138486>>138491
>>138485
>strange looking guy walks into MAX
>fake hair,tattoo and beard drawn on in black pen
>MAX staff freak out and just tell me to leave
>PROFIT!!!
▶ No.138488>>138490 >>138527 >>138543
So I got up early and decided to do the right things for once. I washed my dressing gown and hung it out on the line and then I decided to take the doggo for a walk.
I checked the weather before I left and it said there was an 8% chance of rain. Well me and the doggo got soaked at the furthest point from home and my dressing gown got soaked too so now it won't dry by the end of the day unless there is a miracle.
This is a lesson neets. Don't try and improve yourself.
▶ No.138490
>>138488
I love rain. If it starts pouring while I'm on a walk my mood automatically gets upgraded a few notches.
▶ No.138491>>138492 >>138494
>>138486
>other MAXfriendos catch on
>becomes a trend to get out of appointments
>vast numbers of NEETs covered with texta road the streets now confident in numbers
>ACA does report of bizarre gangs that hang out at KFC and anime shops - no reports of violence, theft or destruction, just graffiti made from cheeto fingers
>other gangs leave due to our presence and huge numbers
>kfc give out dipping boxes to keep us around to ward off other gangs
>Beta uprising and NEET acceptance
one can dream
▶ No.138492
>>138491
Kek, that's a good dream NEETbro
▶ No.138493>>138495
▶ No.138494
▶ No.138495>>138497
>>138493
I disgust therefore I am NEET.
▶ No.138496>>138506
And now it is raining again. I am not even going to go out and bring my dressing gown in. There is no point. I have no other way of drying it.
▶ No.138497>>138498
>>138495
the calling card of NEETman
▶ No.138499>>138501 >>138504 >>138505 >>138575
Which of you sad cunts submitted 69 (sixty fucking nine) post reports? And why?
You do realise I can just press one button and dismiss them all without even reading them?
For what purpose?
▶ No.138501>>138503
>>138499
There was someone here being really annoying the other day.
Were all the reports by one person ?
▶ No.138502
>>138484
While VN watches?
▶ No.138503>>138507 >>138508
>>138501
Yes. All 69 were one autist reporting 69 different posts.
▶ No.138504>>138509
>>138499
what post were the reports for?
▶ No.138505>>138513
>>138499
It would have been the anon who sperged out and started his own board the other day: >>138182
▶ No.138506>>138511
>>138496
Should have just left it dirty and smelling like jizz
▶ No.138507
>>138503
lol, everyone needs a release
▶ No.138508
>>138503
Kek
What a spastic
▶ No.138509>>138510 >>138575
>>138504
I have no idea. They may well have been posts that needed looking at, but if you're going to go full retard and flood the report system then I'm not even going to bother looking and will just delete all the reports under the assumption that it's someone attempting to spam the system.
▶ No.138510>>138515
>>138509
this anon>>138505 is probably right
he was getting cranky over indiangfNEET making the thread discussion heated
▶ No.138511>>138512
>>138506
It had got to such a state of putrescence that even I, hardened NEET that I am, was bothered by it.
▶ No.138512
>>138511
+4 Coat of Wizardry
▶ No.138513>>138514 >>138522 >>138546 >>138575
>>138505
I see that the handful of people who posted there are concerned I've not been around lately. That would be correct. I work full-time and have a gee eff and a social life, so I'm not really on imageboards much anymore.
I'll try and make more of an effort to drop by here once a day, even for just a few minutes, so that I can keep an eye on things. Sorry m8s.
▶ No.138514>>138516 >>138517
>>138513
>I work full-time and have a gee eff and a social life
Traitor
▶ No.138515>>138516
>>138510
You mean streetshitting gf neet
I'm fairly sure that's John since the posts were narcissist and all about him, homosexuals love attention
▶ No.138516>>138517
>>138514
we are led by someone who is not one of us
sad feels
>>138515
he reminds me of nisem on 4 - just says shit that he knows will inflate out haemorrhoids
▶ No.138517>>138518 >>138520 >>138643
>>138514
>>138516
I escaped and am glad of it.
If I can go from being a jobless heroin-using NEET with zero friends and crippling depression to a functioning normal member of society who is rather happy with his life, then anything is possible.
Don't lose hope, NEETs. We're all going to make it.
▶ No.138518>>138519
>>138517
i didnt get a call back this morning from the call centre job i tried to get yesterday
the more some of us try the more we fall
▶ No.138519>>138521
>>138518
Sorry to hear that m8. It didn't sound like the sort of job that would have suited you anyway.
▶ No.138520
>>138517
Trying not lose hope. How did you do it?
▶ No.138521>>138523
>>138519
yeah, i wasnt real keen on lying to people but i still would've liked that they thought i was an acceptable candidate for a job that requires no basic experience
▶ No.138522
>>138513
Wait BO you have a GF now? WTF? Is she a qt?
-VN
▶ No.138523>>138526
>>138521
Perhaps you should try getting some experience then?
▶ No.138526
>>138523
i volunteer two days a week and have a diploma in business
▶ No.138527
>>138488
Next time check the local rain radar before you go out, it's much more accurate for shorter periods of time.
▶ No.138528>>138551
>>138457
>tfw neetking evicts you for mindie abuse
▶ No.138531>>138532
I bet BO got his gf by boasting about being an 8chan mod.
▶ No.138532>>138533
>>138531
chicks dig guys who are in charge of NEETs on anime boards
▶ No.138533>>138534 >>138553
>>138532
>Hey bby, wanna see me ban some nerds ?
▶ No.138534>>138553
>>138533
>you like that huh?
>watch me delete all the reports and make them fend for themselves
▶ No.138535
I've been trying the cold shower meme. It's actually pretty good once you get used to it. I've been progressively having colder showers each time and blast myself with all cold water at the end for 30 seconds.
My back acne isn't as bad either.
▶ No.138539
Just bought some NEET drinks:
- Coca Cola No Sugar
- Pepsi Max Vanilla
- Fanta Zero Sugar
Feels good lads. All the taste, none of the sugar. The NEET life is a good one.
▶ No.138540>>138542
>>138373
Are you the cunt who got all that garlic bread a while ago? How did you get it so cheap?
▶ No.138541
It is pretty windy outside. I think my dressing gown might get dry after all.
I will keep you posted.
▶ No.138542
>>138540
No I was the one who got all the garlic bread. $2 a pop via a dominos coupon code found at ozbargain. It is not always out that cheap. The coupons vary.
▶ No.138543>>138544 >>138545
>>138488
>going out in public in a dressing gown
Kek, you faggot
▶ No.138544
>>138543
How else are you supposed to accidentally flash qts?
▶ No.138545
>>138543
NEETs can wear what we like, it is one of the many advantages of the NEET lifestyle, heathen.
▶ No.138546
>>138513
we're all going to make it lads
▶ No.138547
Well I just brought the dressing gown in off the line and it is completely dry. I was a bit surprised. I gave it a few dozen good shakes because even after washing it twice in a row and it being out in the wind all day it was still full of dog hair and who knows what else.
It feels good to have it back on. I was cold and felt like I was naked without it.
▶ No.138549
Post a pick of your dick and you will enter a draw to win 5000 good boy points!
▶ No.138550>>138552
My plan to cut myself off for 8 weeks to get out of WFD has failed…
▶ No.138551
>>138528
If the neets can't pay their rent I'll have to take sexual favours instead
▶ No.138552
>>138550
What are you going to do now?
▶ No.138553>>138554
>>138533
>>138534
I see guys doing that down at the club and they're swimming in pussy
▶ No.138554
>>138553
yeah the anime club
▶ No.138555>>138556 >>138562
Lord of poo poo here
I am very disappointed with the size and quality of your poo poos neets, I demand each poo weigh at least 200g and have rich texture and flavour each time you go to the potty.
If you do not heed my warning your mummy's will be informed and your gbps could be suspended for up to 8 weeks
▶ No.138556
>>138555
I always do big pooeys, at a minimum of 1.5kg, usually hurts my pooey hole on the way out.
▶ No.138557>>138558 >>138559 >>138564 >>138592
>Brother is over again visiting parents
▶ No.138558>>138560
>>138557
Is he a high achiever?
▶ No.138559
>>138557
You gonna have a big family gangbang?
▶ No.138560>>138561
>>138558
Very much anon, how'd you know?
▶ No.138561
>>138560
I am an experienced NEET anthropologist.
▶ No.138562>>138566
>>138555
i have small nuggets at irregular pooping times.
i am disgrace
▶ No.138564>>138565
>>138557
you should go and tell him that you and other people on the internet are talking about him
▶ No.138565>>138567
>>138564
He'd probably want to come and chat to you all
▶ No.138566>>138567
>>138562
That's a bad neet, santa will be giving you wfd this Christmas
▶ No.138567>>138568
>>138565
strange social animals, those non-NEETs
>>138566
how do i improve sensei?
▶ No.138568>>138571
>>138567
You must eat tendies mi goreng and chocolate with lots of coffee
▶ No.138570>>138574
▶ No.138571>>138572
>>138568
i had kievs for tea, mi goreng for lunch and drink coffee every day
you lie
▶ No.138572>>138573
>>138571
>mi goreng for lunch
How many packs? Any less than five won't produce the desired results.
▶ No.138573
>>138572
only three, i need to work on my intake
▶ No.138574>>138576
>>138570
>>138570
Are you a real estate agent now?
▶ No.138575>>138582
>>138509
>>138499
Spend 5 minutes reading the front page and look at the lefty shitting up every thread and effectively adding nothing of worth to any topic. The fact that one anon made another board should tell you that the users want indiangf pajeet scat lefty banned.
>Yes. All 69 were one autist reporting 69 different posts.
You are lying. I myself run a board and I know that it is impossible to tell the identity of the IP that reported a post, only the post that was reported. Have you considered that everyone found that faggot so annoying he got reported a million times? I myself reported about 5 times the various posts he made.
>>138513
>I see that the handful of people who posted there are concerned I've not been around lately. That would be correct. I work full-time and have a gee eff and a social life, so I'm not really on imageboards much anymore.
If you are too busy to run /aus/ give the board to a no-life NEET, there are plenty of us here.
▶ No.138576>>138577
>>138574
>Your rental application for 72 neet way has been rejected
▶ No.138577>>138578
>>138576
sorry to hear that mate
▶ No.138578>>138579 >>138580
>>138577
Nah I think I have the job, they just want me to go get a police clearance. I get $50 for evaluating a property and it's 2-3 days a week so I can still have my spare time and it will help me save up for a van.
▶ No.138579>>138581
>>138578
how many houses can you evaluate a day?
i got my police clearance a few months ago, it was $43 i think
▶ No.138580>>138581
>>138578
>evaluating a property
What does this mean?
▶ No.138581
>>138580
Tax depriciation
>>138579
Not to sure but its gotta be better than what im doing now
▶ No.138582>>138583
>>138575
If you have your own board then shouldn't you know about the Dismiss+ functionality inside every report window, allowing you to dismiss all reports made by that IP?
▶ No.138584>>138586 >>138591
Watching today tonight. Don't think they care about dole bludgers anymore.
▶ No.138586>>138588
>>138584
What boomer-bait topic have they moved onto now?
▶ No.138587>>138589
>>137776
That ugly Asian cunt has one of the world's most punchable faces.
▶ No.138588
>>138586
I'd rather watch today tonight than the project
▶ No.138589>>138590
>>138587
They look like cumguzzlers
▶ No.138590
>>138589
>They
No, just him.
▶ No.138591
>>138584
We can never match the dodgy tradies ripping off your grandma
▶ No.138592>>138593 >>138594
>>138557
>tfw brother asked me to go to the pub with him and his mates
>tfw either look like an autist if I go or look like a dick if I refuse
family was a mistake
▶ No.138593>>138595 >>138600
>>138592
>brother is taller than you, more muscular, light brown hair and green eyes instead of dark brown and brown eyes, went to Uni, had amazing jobs and has a thick gf
>look in family relatives faces as you both walk in contrasted
family was a mistake anon
▶ No.138594>>138595
>>138592
Just get drunk and threaten to rape the barmaid
▶ No.138595>>138602
>>138594
It takes a ridiculous amount of money to get drunk at a bar, and I can't exactly sneak a goonbag in
>>138593
Having someone grow up the same way as you makes it harder to blame your problems on your upbringing too. It's like failing a video game while the guy next to you aces it.
▶ No.138600
>>138593
Is he concerned about your situation?
▶ No.138602
>>138595
Doesn't your pub accept gbps?
▶ No.138604
>>138603
People always mention an increased sex drive and impetus to court women as a benefit of no fap, but I already have far too much of both.
▶ No.138605
>>138603
Im gonna fap as soon as i finish work
▶ No.138608
>>138603
I got to day 3 myself, didn't feel any different. Still just as apathetic towards porn
▶ No.138609>>138610
>>138603
>tfw accidentally doing nofap because it's too cold to get aroused
▶ No.138610>>138611
>>138609
>wake up at midnight
>can see my breath in the air in my room it's so cold
If it wasn't for my electric blanket I'd be fucked.
▶ No.138611
>>138610
I feel like this image when I head off in the morning lately
▶ No.138612>>138613 >>138614 >>138616
The place where I buy burgers from has been giving me cold/refried chips again. It's really pissing me off.
They are giving me cold chips mixed with the fresh hot chips. So I'm noticing that some of the chips I'm eating are colder than the others. FUCK!
I even noticed a middle aged lady staring somewhat contemptuously at the worker as she put the ladys chips in a box - the fresh with the cold. Lol
I already don't eat the salads at this place because I have a suspicious feeling that they are keeping the salads out all day, putting them back in the fridge and then putting them back out for sale, and some of the salads have probably been sitting out there for weeks. Once I ate one of the coleslaws and 2 hours later I vomited it all up.
I need to snitch on this place or something. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with them. There is no way the customers don't notice this practice after a while.
Food is still pretty tasty tho…
▶ No.138613
>>138612
they're doing it to spite you. If you never noticed they wouldn't do it, that's what the look is about
▶ No.138614
>>138612
Did you show them your neet card? I get priority service when I show mine
▶ No.138616>>138647
>>138612
You have complained about this before yet you still keep going back. The place is probably run by shitskins who wipe their arse with their bare hand but you keep going back. You are a disgrace.
▶ No.138618>>138619
DietNEET here. Things are going well. I can officially fit into my 4XL shirt again now.
Going to change up my diet when I go shopping on Wednesday. Have become concerned at the amount of sugar I am taking in currently. I am going to cut out the milk coffees. Will replace probably with brown rice.
▶ No.138619>>138620 >>138621
>>138618
I remember only fitting in 6xl shirts a few years ago, now I'm just as fat again but I haven't bought any new clothes for ages
▶ No.138620>>138628
>>138619
How much do you weigh?
▶ No.138621
>>138619
Yeah my body likes me to be around 6XL. That is what it is always trying to get me to achieve with the gorging.
We must resist though.
▶ No.138622>>138623 >>138630
Morning neet cobbers. Payday tommorow. Going to get some neet treats.
▶ No.138623>>138624 >>138626
>>138622
What sort of NEET gets paid on a Sunday?
▶ No.138624>>138625
>>138623
Not him but I do too. My payment date is listed as Monday but it always comes through Sunday.
▶ No.138625>>138627
>>138624
Which bank? What time on Sunday?
▶ No.138627
>>138625
Commonwealth. Not sure, I live in WA and it's usually in when I wake up.
▶ No.138628>>138629 >>138632
▶ No.138629>>138635
▶ No.138630>>138633
>>138622
>neet treats
What do you consider a treat m80?
▶ No.138631>>138634
>decide to be productive and mow the lawn this weekend
>immediately find out there are three storms forecast
the neetgod has given me a sign indeed
▶ No.138632
>>138628
More of you to love.
▶ No.138633
>>138630
Phat Ass White Girls
▶ No.138634>>138637
>>138631
it's good to mow the lawn just before it rains because the rain will keep the clippings down and will stop it from blowing around for ages. I get hayfever from the clippings if i dont do it that way..
▶ No.138635>>138636
>>138629
5'8" last time I checked.
▶ No.138636>>138639 >>138641
>>138635
In some ways you are better off being short when fat. When you are tall and fat you become a monster who people stop and stare at. The girl at the woolworths deli counter gasped once when she turned around and suddenly saw me standing there.
▶ No.138637>>138638
>>138634
I've never really had a problem with hayfever so I just try to aim for when it's a bit dry. What do you do in summer?
▶ No.138638
>>138637
get hayfever if i cant wait, but generally i wait til the forcast says there will be rain tomorrow
▶ No.138639>>138640 >>138644
>>138636
You disgusting faggot.
▶ No.138640>>138644
>>138639
What a strange remark.
▶ No.138641
>>138636
I know them feels, I'm constantly giving people a fright when they turn around and notice me
▶ No.138643
>>138517
>plebs
Good on ya, I recently got a FT-Job but am yet to obtain a Gee-Eff. I don't have much time to browse here anymore, except weekends. I miss hanging out with you NEETs tbqh - I just hope you're not wasting muh tax-bux on degenerate shit… like I used to do
▶ No.138644
>>138640
>>138639
That was indeed a strange remark
▶ No.138647>>138648 >>138653
>>138616
I don't have much of a choice
I already switched from a different burger place which hygiene standards scared me
e.g. making my burger with no gloves then immediately picking up the deep frier chip basket, then handling cash and coins, then going back to the burger or who knows what
▶ No.138648>>138649
>>138647
Are you a regional neet?
I miss all the takeout options I used to have living in the city.
▶ No.138649>>138652
>>138648
Suburban
I must live in the most embarassing suburb in the whole neet general
I must be the only white guy/house here
▶ No.138652
▶ No.138653
>>138647
I was at the local fish and chips and the guy took my order, accepted my cash, gave me my change, and then went straight to picking up the pieces of fish with his dirty fingers, dipping them in the batter, running his dirty fingers all along the pieces of fish to get the excess batter off, then he dropped the fish in the oil.
And only after all that did he wash his hands. To get the batter off them! He should have washed his hands and then put on gloves before he started.
I did not say anything, and I ate the fish afterwards but I never went back.
▶ No.138655>>138656 >>138660
>mummybot is getting take away for dinner
time to join you, fat NEETs
oh wait I did gym today and I'll just get stronger
▶ No.138656
>>138655
I'll swap you a half oz of pot for your mummybot.
▶ No.138658
>>138657
I'll lend you his mummybot for a while if he agrees to my deal.
Hang in there m8.
▶ No.138659
>>138657
We are here for you m8. Keep your pecker up.
▶ No.138660
>>138655
What sort of take away are you going to get?
▶ No.138662>>138673
Day 4 no fap. My balls are starting to ache.
▶ No.138663>>138664
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▶ No.138665>>138667
The Lord of poo shall be pleased with me
Most of it came out thin and stringy
▶ No.138667>>138671
>>138665
You should email that to everyone in india
▶ No.138668>>138671 >>138672 >>138674
I want to drink but I can't with the antidepressant/antianxiety thing I'm taking
▶ No.138671
>>138667
I can't compete with pajeet, besides they'd ridicule me for using a toilet
>>138668
Drink anyway
▶ No.138672>>138676
>>138668
Alcohol is pure evil. Better off without TBH.
▶ No.138673
>>138662
How often were you fapping before you started no fap?
▶ No.138674>>138676
>>138668
Take this opportunity to get the booze out of your life for good m8.
▶ No.138675>>138677 >>138678
>tfw turning 24 in a few weeks
I'm getting old NEETs, I feel the exact same as when I was 17-18. I just can't fathom time as a concept these days, it seems to go so fast.
▶ No.138676>>138679
>>138672
>>138674
Don't listen to these fools, me and goon are the only friends you need
▶ No.138677>>138678
>>138675
24 is pounding at my door as well. I don't feel like an adult and it hurts.
▶ No.138678>>138680 >>138717
>>138675
>>138677
I used to think I was old when I hit 24. But now that seems young. the ride never ends boys. It just starts going faster and faster.
▶ No.138679>>138681
>>138676
Your meme is socially irresponsible. I would rather no neets fell into the drink to cope trap. Eventually the booze won't work and just makes things worse.
▶ No.138680
>>138678
That pepe represents exactly how I feel, time is becoming increasingly blurred and the dark background represents the uncertainty that lays ahead.
I have so many regrets, my life could have been so much better if I could have just gone back and redone the last 2-3 years, fuck
▶ No.138681>>138685
>>138679
I was the gambling NEET, kicked that habit a few weeks ago and have been better for it
Alcohol, tobacco, drugs, gambling, camwhores - you're not living until you're free of all vices
▶ No.138685>>138686
>>138681
What is there for a NEET if he has no vices?
▶ No.138686>>138687
>>138685
Purity,respect,dignity and complete fucking boredom
▶ No.138687
>>138686
I had to look those first three things up in the dictionary.
▶ No.138692>>138693 >>138696
▶ No.138693>>138695
>>138692
Just fapped, about to go to bed. Read for a few hours before sleep.
▶ No.138695>>138720
>>138693
What are you reading?
▶ No.138696
>>138692
Noting down things I want to buy to help complete personal backyard projects, I need a rake with decent spread mostly. Lot of stray little to medium sized twigs in the grassy areas of my backyard, bit unsightly How about you?
▶ No.138697>>138698
If this is cumguzzling rapist edition I have a question.
Do we rape cumguzzlers or do we guzzle cum whilst raping ?
There's quite a bit of diference.
▶ No.138698>>138700
>>138697
Some neets rape, lesser neets guzzle cum.
Which one are you?
▶ No.138699>>138701 >>138702
Auspol thread on /pol/ up right now
Sorry guys but this general just isn't active enough for my tastes
▶ No.138700
>>138698
>Which one are you?
I am a superior NEET of the rapist genus.
▶ No.138701>>138723
>>138699
i made it ages ago, i just wanted to tell dietNEET how good the mozzarella burger is
tbh NEET general is leagues ahead of aus/pol/ though
▶ No.138702>>138703 >>138707 >>138712
>>138699
You can't have a neet thread working too hard buddy
▶ No.138703>>138704 >>138707
>>138702
I did something once.
▶ No.138705>>138706 >>138710
somehow im coming down with a fucking cold again, i had an awful long one only a month ago.
fucking cunt fuck. my mum brought me to india when i was aged 12 and i caught all sorts of sicknesses there and have never been normal again. i fucking hate that she brought me to that utter shithole. i know it is the cause of everything wrong with me
▶ No.138706>>138708
>>138705
Why the fuck did she bring you there?
Was she trying to train you in the arts of street shitting?
▶ No.138707>>138711
>>138702
>>138703
I did a poo poo today
▶ No.138708
>>138706
because she thought i'd enjoy going to that utterly worthless shithole
women think other people like the idea of "travel". i never have and i never fucking will.
▶ No.138710
>>138705
>tfw haven't caught a cold for over a year
▶ No.138711
>>138707
And people say we don't work for our NEETbux…
▶ No.138712>>138713 >>138716
>>138702
Mate.
Like half of my chips were given to me cold today.
I feel like throwing a brick through the window through the shop front of this place
▶ No.138713>>138714
>>138712
>you won't
>You'll just go back next time
▶ No.138714
>>138713
Nah I got sufficiently pissed today to make a change about things
▶ No.138716
>>138712
I've never received cold chips from take away shops ever. Must be a Sydney thing
▶ No.138717>>138724
>>138678
Iktf m8s, I'm fucking 27 now. 3 years from fucking 30. Never had a gf, I was a neet for a few years and it's all a blur. I've spent the majority of my life sheltered inside my room
▶ No.138720
>>138695
Wheel of Time Series. currently on The Great hunt.
I have read them all a few times before. I can't read new books any more so I just re-read old ones I used to like.
▶ No.138721>>138722
Anybody here been to a Perth uni?
▶ No.138722
>>138721
Yep, they're full of gooks and pajeet.
▶ No.138723>>138725
>>138701
DietNEET here. You picked the wrong thing to try and trigger me with. Even at my worst, fast food disgusted me.
I went for another walk today. Everything is going well.
▶ No.138724
>>138717
Have you ever fucked a girl?
▶ No.138725>>138730
>>138723
it's just banter, i genuinely want you to succeed
good to hear you are doing well
▶ No.138726
>white supremacist rally
Fuck Fairfax and News Corp, I'm not alt-right but am so sick of their ridiculous sensationalism and clickbait. ABC's coverage was just as bad too
Either way glad we don't have that sort of shit here (yet at least)
▶ No.138727>>138728 >>138731
I just rewatched Return of the Jedi and I have a question.
Did you always assume Jabba raped Leiah when she was his slave girl ?
▶ No.138728>>138729
>>138727
Jabba would not stint himself in indulging his appetites with a fresh new slave. But the question I guess is just how does Jabba's species do sex? He may not even have a penis.
▶ No.138729>>138732
>>138728
He did have a HUGE tail though …
▶ No.138730
>>138725
I know it is just banter m8. God bless.
▶ No.138731
>>138727
I never thought of jabba having a cock before tbh
▶ No.138732
>>138729
My cat has a pretty big tail too but he doesn't stick it in any orifices
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