/aus/ - Australia★

>>137774

Old Thread

My mistake

Is anyone else sick of how politically charged everything is becoming?

I feel like shit is going to really be going down soon, how can the U.S. continue to exist with everyone getting more and more divided?

>>138737

I don't think anything is going to happen with regards to North Korea but I think what we've seen today was a real life manifestation of what has been building for a while

You cannot have a well functioning society that is so divided and split, something has got to give - I just don't know how things are going to unravel over the next few years but I feel it

At least we can watch it go down from comfy little Australia (bar housing collapse otherwise things will get interesting here too)

>>138738

The collapse could happen fast or it could happen very slowly. It is hard to predict.

I agree that North Korea is not much of a worry.

I also agree that there is less potential for an explosive mix here in Australia compared to the USA.

>>138736

Did something big happen?

>>138739

The point regarding a fast or slow collapse is definitely 100% accurate, there is just so much uncertainty right now.

I think what else is crucial is that everyone, regardless of whether they're a full blown SJW, alt-right, normie wageslave, NEET - no matter what you believe, you can acknowledge that things are not right and we are living in too much tension, the current social trajectory is simply unsustainable and something has to change.

>>138741

The course is set now. I don't think there can be any change to a more moderate way.

>>138740

Typical alt-right/SJW and antifa riots in the U.S. but this time there were a few actual Nazis there and so the entire alt-right got framed as being neo-Nazis by the media and a car went through a large amount of counter-protesters.

Unlike other riots over there in the past this is the first that has received so much media attention and outrage, first with substantial casualties as well

Sorry for bringing political stuff into the comfy general, just really find it interesting to contemplate how things are going to go down from here moving forward

>>138736

I'm not a huge fan of the impact pol has had on chans over the past half decade. I just want to lightheartedly shitpost

>>138743

Being NEET is inherently political, whether all NEETs realise this or not. I do not mean that in the sense that it is voluntary - that becoming a NEET is making a political statement - but rather we are a side effect of political and social circumstances.

It is important for a NEET to understand politics so that he can understand why his life has turned out the way it has.

>>138736

i'm exhausted from all the charlotteville shit

>>138744

I am not capable of being lighthearted much any more. The depression and despair has me too much in its grip.

>>138744

I agree, there is just too much dickriding and people taking certain political opinions too seriously. A lot of the alt-right crowd whose views I admittedly are a bit sympathetic and often agree with have in many ways just become the SJWs that they claim to hate so much themselves coincidentally. I stopped browsing halfchan around the time of Trump's win because the political spillover was just getting too much and you couldn't escape it.

>>138736

i'm enjoying it because the left have had control for far too long

>>138736

It's sad a portion of those involved with white identity politics degenerate into the same vileness as groups like BLM and antifa.

Annexation of NZ when?

Popping up the mountains for the night NEETs, house sitting for family. Fireplace and everything it's going to be beyond comfy, what's on your plates?

>>138754

About to go smash out gym then cook some nutritious food and chill with some YouTube, have to head down to the post office to get some documents sorted out tomorrow unfortunately but apart from that an uneventful week

What about you guys?

Say we got a nationalist dictatorship over night, how would kick out all the shitskins and chinks without the (((international community))) invading?

>>138754

Gonna do a bit around the garden and then watch muh anime.

>>138756

combine your idea with >>138753

Let NZNeet oversee it

>>138755

only have some veggie chopping to look forward to

>>138756

what would they be able to do?

>russia and usa dgaf

>rest of nato plagued with shitskins, debts and defunding

>israel still loudly kvetching over us collaboration with hezbollah

>indos would be laughing and gouging mi goreng prices

>china would probably try to invade with exploding boats and declare it a victory

>>138759

>friends

>>138759

N O R M I E

I'm getting kebabs now instead of risking cold chips again

>>138759

I know that feel

It's been 11 years, I reckon they'll come around soon enough

>>138756

It can't happen. Coincidentally, Varg addressed the topic last month and explains why it can't happen.

holy shit i want to die

>>138768

Why?

>>138736

>>138740

Yeah, the Army coming out and saying that they want 25% of their soldiers to be women by 2023 and instructing recruiters to hire women immediately and to hold off on men was unbelievable.

>>138753

I'd rather they annex us so we get their laws on guns.

>>138765

onya m8

>>138770

>I'd rather they annex us so we get their laws on guns.

not to mention car laws, but in return we'll have to take in more chinks and get more earthquakes

i was thinking of playing the videogames, but then I could be working on something else.

>>138774

>working

stop right there criminal scum

>>138761

>>138760

Being a virgin cancels out having friends.

>>138777

Does being a friendless virgin then cancel out and make me a chad?

>>138777

What if I used to have friends and sex and shit but I haven't for years now ?

>>138779

the term for that is failed normie

>>138780

Failed implied they never got there in the first place. It would be a regressed normie.

God bless menulog, satisfying my cravings for japanese whenever i want

>>138782

shilling counts as employment

>>138783

God bless [redacted] [online ordering], satisfying my cravings for japanese whenever i want

>>138784

much better

>>138786

what's it matter if you are going to wait 2 days to eat them?

>>138786

>2-3 days

Enjoy your food poisoning. Dirty shitskins that make those kebabs.

>>138788

that's pretty racist for a multicultural country, are you even Australian?

>>138786

How much were the Kebab's each? Did you get egg in them, what meat and sauce?

Feel like fucking shit tonight NEETs

The realization of how old I am getting is getting me down, seeing how high the price of Bitcoin is getting has also got me down as well as a bunch of family bullshit and neighbor problems

I just feel like the entire world is out to get me, whenever things slowly begin to come together it all just falls apart

I feel my life is like that movie Truman, everyone just likes to throw as much shit as they can my way to see how much I can take and push through, I always just miss out on things in some way or the other no matter how prepared I am and it fucking sucks

>>138791

>>138791

>I just feel like the entire world is out to get me, whenever things slowly begin to come together it all just falls apart

I go through multiple phases of that. It gets irritating after a while, up and down constantly. I just wish good things would happen and a constant trend of them to keep happening. I might sound entitled, but my entire life has been a sad joke with nothing resembling happiness for more than seconds at a time. I really hope things change in the short term, but knowing my luck I doubt they will.

>I feel my life is like that movie Truman, everyone just likes to throw as much shit as they can my way to see how much I can take and push through, I always just miss out on things in some way or the other no matter how prepared I am and it fucking sucks

I think a lot of us feel that way. I'd say that having a miserable existence essentially makes a reclusive, secluded lifestyle the only choice to escape the difficulties that trying to fit into normal society throws at us.

>>138793

i meant why do you complain that your chips are cold if you keep them for days?

>>138793

>No egg lol wtf eww

That's what I first said. But then I took the egg pill and have never looked back since.

>I get beef kebabs

I thought doner (lamb) was the de-facto standard? I have only seen a few places offer pure beef kebabs (usually steak) but doner/chicken are the two main flavors where I live anyway.

>extra cheese and chili and garlic sauce

The only real way to have it, IMO. I like the wrap toasted, I go into a autistic spergout when they don't toast it.

gonna take a huuuuugge shit

This is now a Polish thread.

>>138798

dont do that shit here

>>138798

Piss off with that autistic nonsense.

>>138800

kurwa

>>138798

I had a tafe class with a polish qt once. I thought whe was my age (19ish at the time, i think) but it turned out she was mid 30s. Fucking scary tbh.

>>138804

me too, it's too much excitement for me

>>138791

>>138794

I know those feels neetos. It doesn't feel nice when you try to fix your life and you just get nowhere.

>>138804

> I think it is that car incident in the USA.

Is it the charotteville riots? Did the alt-right or commies get run over?

>>138804

why would you care? clearly the guy got freaked by some negroid bashing at this car and reacted accordingly, the fuck would you do if a bunch of niggers came at your car with baseball bats? I'd run em down every time

>>138807

they're pretty much mirror versions of each other

the commie crowd was the ones that got hit

>>138795

I keep the kebabs and other stuff for days, definately not chips

>tfw you will never spend your summer fuckin tessa

>>138809

>the commie crowd was the ones that got hit

Good.

>>138811

I wasn't allowed to watch Degrassi. Mummy said it was inappropriate.

>>138804

Why worry about things happening 15 thousand kilometres away? My dream is an Australia completely cut off from everyone else in the world. Isolated on this big continent. A nuke could go off tomorrow and we wouldn't know about it unless it hit us, then it would be an act of god.

>>138814

That would mean no internet and no most of the things people use daily

>>138815

Yes, and?

>>138815

Would probably be a vast improvement.

>>138816

It would be pretty difficult to divorce yourself from everything that has shaped who you are. Not that I think it's a bad idea, just that it wouldn't be as perfect as imagined

I hate going to sleep in pain. It is a genuine fear of mine. I'm currently doped up on paracetamol (kek), I hope it can get me through the night mostly pain free from this second cold of the season.

I will take some diazepam (glad I saved some) for sleep too. When I am rich I will get a private doctor to write me scripts for oxycodone, hydromorphone, morphine, fentanyl lollipops and patches, alprazolam and all that shit so I'm never in pain again.

>>138819

anything you can prescribe for the pain of knowing you're a genetic dead end with no prospects for the future?

alcohol is only doing so much for me

>>138820

I'm not that, yet. Alcohol has never had any real effects on me, for whatever reason. Certainly doesn't make me forget the existential misery of my life.

I've drank 3/4 of polska vodka because im polani stronk!

>>138823

POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA

Anglos in Australia didn't have a country until the STRONK eastern europeans came in the 1950s and 1960s and built them a country.

>>138829

well… come and take it?

>>138832

The Goyim strike back

>>138834

Every man that came before you impregnanted a bitch come hell or high water and you're pissing and moaning? Just man up and do it, the challenge of taking care of them comes AFTER she gives birth, fuck off with this anglo 'gotta have enough money to make the kid's life ezmode for its entire life' bullshit.

>>138834

You never know what can happen financially anon. That's a tough situation and I don't know what to say other than do what makes you happy in the long run, perhaps tell her your concerns.

I reckon most women would prefer to live in poverty with a Chad than a mansion with some beta rich guy, women get bored of material things easily. If they didn't then they'd be satisfied with the shoes and jewelry they were bought a few mere months ago, it's just to be shown how much their man cares about them and if you're working hard and providing for her I think that would suffice.

How old are you and how much do you have?

But it's hard, don't have much to add sorry.

>>138834

other neetos got it right

being povo is pretty bad as a kid but nothing's worse than having a dad who doesn't want to be there so as long as you're willing to work you can make things work

>>138838

Nothing is worse than having a cucky corporate dad who is never there for you and being brought up by women only (Essentially a single mother)

>>138840

yeah money can only get you some things in life like ardbeg 10 and a fun car

>>138841

I think having a bit of struggle in your life builds character too, even if I was rich I'd give my kid fuck all until they were looking to settle down with a house or something, like Bill Gates or whoever it was that isn't giving his kids anything - that might be a bit extreme but you get the point

Don't let (((Them))) hold you back anon, greed is no joke and we're all driven by it - once you get $450k hypothetically you'll put off having kids and whatnot because you want to get her a bigger house, then you'll want to get her a car

Be happy with what you've got and enjoy and appreciate every day you have on this earth and every moment with your girl, especially your youth. It's fucking crazy how fast time is going, you'll always have the chance to make money, the retirement age is 65+ but you won't have your youth, your looks and your healthy and resilient body forever.

Did John kill the BO?

>>138834

Fucking seriously?

>I suffer with gf with housewife qualities and housing prices that are $450,000

A house like that is a fucking steal, since the Chinese are driving average home prices up into the millions.. If you love the woman, don't just break it up with her because she can "get better". Marry her and have children you dumb fuck.

>>138834

Do it, marry her now and have kids, you won't get another chance

>>138847

John's advice finally got to BO and he escaped the bucket.

I had a gf once but it turned out I raped a bitch twice by accident

>>138835

>gotta have enough money to make the kid's life ezmode

Na like i gotta have enough money i provide for them at least while they are 0 - 18. For 18 years. I cant even hold down a job for a year m8.

>>138836

25, 8K

>>138839

if it makes you feel better mummybot has called me 6 times already on this monday morning.

>>138851

Man where do you live?

$450,000 in the middle of nowhere like 2 hours out of sydney.

>>138860

what incident?

>>138861

I don't know. I used to feel this way during the election campaign whenever a big scandal about Trump came out and the media started attacking him over it.

I guess it is just my primal brain sensing a threat to the tribe or whatever.

I shouldn't be so sensitive to it, but for some reason I am.

>>138862

>what incident?

The thing at the "white supremacist" rally in Virginia yesterday.

>>138835

If nothing else he would be assuring the neet general will live on after we get too old to use computers

>>138864

>>138863

Wait are you afraid of "white supremacists" or for "white supremacists"?

>>138866

Broadly speaking I am on the side of the "white supremacists". I use the quotation marks because it is not really the most fair and accurate way of describing the groups at that rally.

Hey cumguzzlers

>>138867

do you consider yourself a centrist and are now being concerned over the supposed radicalization of the right?

>>138869

hey

>>138869

Hey gumcuzzler

>>138870

No I do not consider myself a centrist. I am very right wing. I am not concerned about "Radicalisation" as such, I just have emotional reactions to bad publicity for some reason.

>>138872

I dont really get the right/left wing thing. Because I am very nationalistic and think we shouldn't do anything that jeopardises our own security or sovereignty that gets me thrown in the right wing camp but i think i've got a lot of left wing ideals, like Gov owned and managed basic public needs (water, elec, gas, telecommunications), i hate that big business can exploit the Gov with essentially bribery (tones stopped giving GM $600M per year once so they packed up Holden - when they're making billions of dollars profit).

I usually get centre left in the compass things but i dont believe them.

>>138872

guess you still have to get used to the thought that right winged opinions won't be popular for another decade or so

lefties have done far worse (clintons, dem rigging, paid agitators, safe schools, etc.) but they're still being propped up as the angels of the new world order so letting go of the pr cuck mentality will only do you some good

>>138874

>another decade or so

There will be two million more chinks in Australia by then.

We are doomed.

>>138875

>We are doomed

DOOOOOOMMMMMEDDDDDDDDD !!!

>>138875

if you start a good squint going now you'll probably survive the chink takeover when it happens

>>138877

And eat lots of carrots to get that yellow complexion.

>>138878

And cat, better get used to cat.

>>138879

gotta stop drinking milk too to build up that lactose intolerance

>>138880

On one of my previous diets I stopped drinking milk or eating any dairy for about 6 months.

When I started again I had the worst diarrhoea of my life. It was brutal. I didn't understand what was causing it so I kept drinking more milk and I was just shitting liquid every hour for days.

>at my sisters

>my niece puts on frozen

>watch a bit of it

>get overcome with emotion during a part of it

>shed a few tears

Does this also happen to any of you? When I'm watching something and something kinda particularly 'epic' happens I sometimes legit choke up a little

>>138884

Yeah I get a bit teary at epic moments. I work hard to fight against it though as I don't like being emotionally manipulated by media.

>>138884

Are you a good uncle?

>>138886

Uncle BadTouch probably.

>>138884

>When I'm watching something and something kinda particularly 'epic' happens I sometimes legit choke up a little

I don't do that for gay shit like Frozen, but in general yes that does happen to me. I cried like a baby at the end of Interstellar when (spoiler) the main character watches his now elderly daughter die in a hospital bed. Anything involving family (nation, friendship) gets me.

>>138884

The only times I have ever come close to crying were in one part of Naruto and one part of Hinter X Hunter. Maybe a few other anime but I don't really remember.

>>138890

time to remove them

>>138888

Yeah the Interstellar ending got me. even though I saw it coming from a mile away.

>>138884

Never cried during a movie because the sad scenes don't get to me but I can't help but smiles when the lead does the good deed and happy days forever.

>>138884

I do this quite a bit when watching gook cartoons and reading books. My life is so boring that I have to feel a range of emotions somehow

I've never seen Frozen though, might give it a go at some point

Mummy's angry with me because I got blackout drunk on vodka the other day, pretty sure she's given up on me trying to change my ways

>>138895

She's probably just mad that your betrayed the neet god and drank slavwater

>>138896

The neet God was pleased thou, I got offered a full time job at my food delivery place but I have an interview tomorrow for that real estate job so I told them I'll think about it.

>>138897

That's the wagie devil my friend

>>138899

Yeh but won't be long before I get bored of it all, wagie life is poison to the soul

>>138900

Are Dutch pancakes pancakes made with weed?

>>138902

from the picture, they just look like mini pancakes. almost pikelets, but topped with icing sugar

>>138900

Looking forward to some pics m8.

Those mini pancakes are pretty good. Have a faint lemony flavour.

<at a friend's house, rolling darts and eating food

<tele is on for the sake of it; channel 9 is running some news

<reports misinformation of Charlottesville

what a fucking meme

DietNEET here. I am finding life without my constant eating much more boring. Preparing and eating food used to take up a good deal of my time, not to mention causing me to leave the house more often to acquire more.

Also it is easier to watch movies and TV shows while eating. Watching them dry is more boring and I struggle to maintain my interest.

>>138906

Time to start masturbating all day

>>138907

I usually do 3 or 4 a day.

>>138908

Sounds like compulsive behaviour, same way I always need a smoke when I have a coffee.

>>138906

Start going outside for a walk.

>>138911

>>138907

Don't combine these ideas by the way

>>138911

I have but that is only an hour a day. There is so much time to fill.

I am feeling restless and a bit manic.

>>138913

read books or manga.

>>138914

I try to read but it is so hard to concentrate.

>>138915

Take the swisse memory supplement. I'll make a video shilling it later tonight.

>>138915

Try going to a library

Preferably leave your phone behind

>>138906

Start getting into the mindset of being too lazy to prepare anything. Just eat raw vegetables and fruits.You are doing good so far though but my advice might be useless.

t. chronic skeleton

>>138890

Get a fried egg on them or try the snack pack

I usually go out for a late night rape when i get bored, good exercise

>>138920

It would have been a bit windy for raping over the weekend though

>>138921

muffles the screams

>>138921

I have a glider so i fly down and snatch people off the street like batman

>>138921

>not having a heat seeking cock

>>138926

m8 a woman is only at her peak when she's the loving mother of your kids

>>138858

>BO escaped the bucket

He's "innawoods" now, permanently…

>>138890

You should try HJ's 'Grill Master' range, pic-related the classic angus.

>>138929

>You should try HJ's 'Grill Master' range, pic-related the classic angus.

I had the Grill Masters Hash Brown Angus a few days ago. 10/10 for a fast food burger.

>>138929

>grill master

they're alright but the price is pretty steep

>>138931

Did it ccome with pajeets special sauce?

>>138754

>>138755

I'll be an enraged wagie all this week, and next, and next and…

Yeah I don't know, might see another movie tomorrow night - Annabelle_Creation - really wish one of you cunts lived near so I wouldn't have to go alone like I always do. Being employed doesn't make it much easier to get a GF, friends or happiness.

>>138932

I hear ya, for the price of the small meal combo ($12) you could've bought 4 of Woolie's $3 frozen meals

>>138933

No I don't live in Melbourne or Sydney. It came with a cute (and most importantly, white) 16 year-old grill's pubic-hair salad

Anyway I can hear Goldstein calling already. Nighty night neeties

>>138929

>Grill Master

Is that another way of saying Chad?

>>138936

I usually get the cumguzzler special

>>138939

when you sort yourself out m8

>>138942

I remembered my dreams when I first woke up but now I've forgotten them.

>>138943

The media coverage of Charlottesville just makes me more certain that I am right to be where I am on the political spectrum. They are just crude propagandists at this point.

>>138943

>>138946

I really hope US goes full civil war. It will cause an economic worldwide collapse. Fun times.

The MSM are really the ones that will cause it in the end.

>muslim blows something up

<BUT NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE LIKE THAT

>white guy drives into a crowd

<THIS IS WHITE SUPREMACY, THIS IS DONALD TRUMP SHAME ON WHITE PEOPLE

Its fucking ridiculous

>>138947

>full civil war

Too much of the right is cucked beyond redemption unfortunately. There are more cucks than patriots. They will fight for the other side.

Good morning my NEET brethren, what's happening on this fine Monday of not working ?

>>138949

>Monday

NEET…

>>138950

he probably hit that goonsack a bit too hard

>>138949

Good (Tuesday) morning. Today I am sheltering inside because it is windy and raining outside.

>>138952

Hasn't rained yet here but pretty overcast.

Going to get a good gym session then get through some links I've kept, does anyone else keep links of interesting content on Sticky notes they never read? I've got at least 30 links to interesting shit I must have wanted to read but just put it there because I was going to get food or whatever, today I'm going to get through all of it

>>138953

Yeah I put links in a folder and usually never read them. Some have been there years.

>>138950

>>138952

>Monday

Oh shit, lol.

I think I get NEET of the week for that one.

>>138955

You were only out by one day. I have done worse. When my sleep schedule was really fucked up I could also look at a clock and not know if it was AM or PM.

>>138956

Worst thing is I should have called cenno yesterday, lol.

Oh well, I'll get paid tommorow.

Been smoking pot for 2 weeks now, I think it may be affecting me …

>>138960

>>138957

I didn't mean that last post as a reply. It was an accident. Not that it matters.

I have to see my psychologist tomorrow. I wonder if I should tell him about my political worries? It would probably be a bad idea.

>>138961

I think you should, it's not like you even have to be specific. Just say that the political climate gets you upset and you don't like that, see if they have a suggestion for you (probably tell you to stop keeping up with the news for a time)

>>138962

I think what I really need to do is give up the internet altogether.

But then I would have nothing to do with all my free time. And boredom lets all the nasties come out of mind to torment me.

>>138963

I know what you mean, boredom fucking kills. It will drive a person mad. It's about filling the time with something and that's difficult if you have lack hobbies or interests.

>>138964

Personally I've adopted two roosters which forces me outside at least once a day changing their bedding/food/water. They're sociable and I enjoy time outside now.

>>138960

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/149879.html

Is this you?

>>138966

No. I don't go there. It is too depressing.

Hey cumguzzlers

>tfw depressed

DietNEET here. I am drowning in depression. I think it is the lack of food. The obesity was ruining my life but the actual eating itself did have an anti-depressant effect. That's why I started doing it in the first place.

>>138972

What are you studying? Back when I was doing that I found just going balls deep and studying it 24/7 made it more enjoyable, half the dislike for it is because you're behind or have been procrastinating.

I agree that shit is going to get real soon though.

>>138974

Well eating will only make you feel worse at this point

does a PO box cost anything?

because fuckin amazon, i live right near a fucking post office and they wont send fuckin shit here

>>138977

Most places usually won't send stuff to a PO Box. But this might be what you need:

https://auspost.com.au/parcels-mail/parcel-collection-delivery/parcel-collect

>>138977

I got one for $150 or so, I think it's less if you live in the area. Also, Amazon won't ship to anywhere in Australia.

>>138978

Yes they do, I've never had any trouble with it.

>>138978

>>138979

looks like i have to make a gay account, so whenever i want to order, i just put the post office address, wait until it's delivered, walk in and say "where's my shit" and then it's all good?

>>138980

That is how it works, but you need to look into it a bit more because not everything is eligible to be shipped that way.

This whole country is retarded in so many ways.

>>138980

You just go to the post office and they hand you a small form that you fill out, you pay and get your key, then you check your post office box, if the package has arrived you will get a red slip which you hand to the person and receive your package.

Ohh and another thing, it's $150 a year, every year you have to renew it.

>>138981

yeah what's with all this fucking gay shit, I have to pay fuckin tax for the roads, tax for shit television that i'm not watching (would be better if it was education/children stuff only and not news, bad videogames shows), centrelink in general, fish&chip shops being garbage. It could be a lot better.

>>138982

doesn't sound bad, i'll have to think hard about it.

Where do we see ourselves in 10-20 years?

>>138985

Hopefully I will have graduated to bush hermit mode by then.

>>138985

driving around shootan with a six-shooter

>>138985

Probably living in complete isolation on inheritance from my parents.

>>138985

At best, working at some terrible dead end job and renting a place to live in alone, at worst dead.

>>138985

Raping people

>>138985

hopefully dead

Watching the 7 o'clock ABC news. They only used the term 'white supremacist' to describe those who turned out for unite the right. Disgusting. Zero footage shown of driver being attacked prior.

>>138985

please don't ask job interview questions in the neet general, this is a wagie stress free area

>>138994

Yeah true depression is pretty crushing. Living becomes like trying to masturbate when you're not horny.

>>138994

This is how I feel on a daily basis.

Coles supermarkets has introduced a “Quiet Hour” to make shopping a little easier for people with autism.

Two stories in Victoria are trialling a “low sensory shopping experience” between 10.30am-11.30am Tuesdays until the end of October.

The stores in Ringwood and Balwyn East are offering the quiet experience as part of a partnership with Autism Spectrum Australia.

Quiet Hour sees the lights dimmed by 50 per cent, Coles Radio volume reduced, trolley collections avoided and free fruit offered at customer service.

The stores will also remove roll cages from the ship floor, reduce register and scanner volumes and provide trained team members to assist customers.

https:// au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/36723974/coles-introduces-quiet-hour-for-people-with-autism/#page1

>coles tapping into the neet market

>>138997

I feel for you then man (you are replying to me).

I have severe anxiety but only mild depression. I still have real, valuable hopes, dreams, goals, stuff I want. But I get pangs of nervousness 30 times a day, it's horrible.

Antidepressants or other medication seems to be working, to get me functional enough.

>>138999

With the lights dimmed I can fap without anyone noticing

Why is /aus/ the least shit board on 8ch? By all rights a board that consists of nothing but shitposter and non-white North American tourists should be the worst. Instead It's just comfy and fun.

>>139000

Yeah I've got the anxiety too but I can kind of control it and not let it get out of hand.

good morning friends

>>139013

good to hear, are you one of the NEETs medicating?

Have to be up early today to start training for that real estate job, gonna drink lots of coffee to keep my neet brain sharp

When I woke up I had a bunch of shit all over my eyes and I had to pry them open with my fingers, turns out I have an eye infection, right after I got over a fever. I hate it when it's on my eyes, they're the only thing in my body that works properly besides my ears, which also have an infection, just not as bad.

>>139013

Morning big fella, what made the sleep better than others?

>>139015

good luck gay cunt

dont drink too much you'll get gassy and then become anxious because you need to do a pop off

>>138999

doesn't help that packaging is all bright colours these days

vili's had some aesthetic packaging but opted to change it for muh minimalistic high contrast design

>>139013

morning

>>138999

GOD I NEED THIS IN ALL SHOPS

>>139013

Morning any dreams cunt?

>tfw you have a dream that you're going through your mum phone and find messages from her and the girl you really liked

Why is my subconscious such a gay cunt

>>139015

good luck non-neet

i expect a full report with a detailed description of all the sluts you work with by 7pm sharp.

I do all my shopping early in the morning. Pre 9AM are the real NEET hours. The shops are quiet as fudge.

Been struggling with this cold for the last few days. Just vomited about a dozen times after dry coughing most of the day prior.

All in all a good day, NEETs.

>>139024

i miss early morning shopping

was comfy af

>>139025

That sounds fucking horrible.

Hope you feel better soon m8.

My shit's fucked up

>>139030

prove it

>>139022

Your mummy bot wasn't slutty enough

>>139032

that burger has over taken my preference of the kentucky burger

the sauce is what makes it imo

>>139032

Might be a naughty neet and diverge from my diet on friday and treat myself to one of those mozzarella burgers, looks fucking tip top.

>>139032

>watching rick and morty

Did the concerned NEET go to therapy and discuss Charlottesville with his therapist?

>>139035

it's the best thing on their menu (at the moment, til i bet bored of it)

>>139038

That's not saying much. KFC has been shit for ages.

>>139039

i bet you're the type of NEET that cooks his own food

>>139037

Concerned NEET here. I went to my psychologist this morning but I didn't talk about Charlottesville. I forgot to mention it and there wasn't really an opportunity anyway because he kept asking me questions about other stuff.

I am still off kilter because of Charlottesville today. All those stories and media hysteria about Trump. Why does it upset me so much?

>>139040

I am too hygiene-conscious to eat at fast food restaurants now.

I have too much respect for myself to eat food prepared by teenagers and shitskins.

>>139039

This is absolute blasphemy, slandering the good Colonel's name is on par with slander Dan Murphy.

>>139043

Dan Murphy ruins lives and the Colonel tortures innocent chickens and makes NEETs fat.

>>139044

how new are you to this lifestyle, you are getting me all flustered which is a big no-no and against my mantra

Finally met with the nurse who went through the treatment options for MS (though only brought info booklets for the two she thought would best suit). The last treatment I was on only had 30% success rate, my choices boil down to a daily capsule treatment with 50% success or an outpatient IV infusion once a month with 70% success.

Think I might take the monthly infusion. My memory is terrible.

>>139047

You do what you feel most comfortable with m8. I wish you all the best with it.

>>139048

Thanks bud, I appreciate that.

>>139047

once a month doesn't sound too bad m8

saw my dad go through dialysis and i hope that never happens to me

>>139052

>$8

that's the price of the Zinger Mozzarella Burger

>>139051

Yikes, yeah that sounds like a shit go. wrote that without realizing

What are we all doing tonight? Just microwaved some old bacon and an egg to chuck in a sandwich with some lettuce.

Why don't any of us have gfs?

>>139054

chopping veggies and drinking with some weebtoons and vidya maybe

>>139055

heroinneet has a gf or so i hear

>>139056

Adding heroinneet to the Normie list along with neetking.

>>139052

u goofed

soft drinks are shit

>>139060

Soft drinks are just acidic sugar water that rot your teeth and your guts and I don't even understand how someone not nine years old and at a birthday party would ever want to drink one.

>>139061

less progesterone than tap water

>>139057

The normie plague spreads fast

>>139061

>why isn't everyone else as pedantic about their health as me?

Ive made a few memes, are they any good? did I waste my time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODPBnEojc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_84_kS__0Q

>>139065

I support your meme making endeavours anon. Keep at it.

Time to poo

>>139066

thanks m8

Mummy going away this weekend, might play spin the bottle with some cardboard cutout women

is it wrong if i masturbate to hentai games

>>139070

Only if the girls have dicks

>>139004

Mainly because we're not pedos or fags

This site seems to be full of them for some reason

Should I get Tinder?

>>139073

If you can successfully use tinder you need to get off my board

>>138840

are you me?

>>139076

we are all you

>>139076

>>139077

You are all me. We are all one.

>>139073

You might be able to get some landwhales through it if your lucky

I went to the Scientology place in Adelaide around 10 years ago and bought a dvd.

They send me a magazine called commline every month or so but today i got a hand written letter from them.

I thought that was really nice.

>>139080

You should go get your thetans audited.

>>139080

We should form a neet cult. Being a "priest" counts as a job, right?

>>139082

Tax exempt status, or wfd exempt status more like it

>>139080

You should fap into a letter and send it back to the.

>>139083

We could just let the neets do wfd at our fortress

>>139081

i've only done the "hold the metal things and we'll test your magnets" thing or whatever they do. They told me i was very stressed. I already knew that.

>>139082

My friend is a Mormon priest, they can become priests when they are like 10 or something, he hasn't been to his church since he was around 14 though.

He still has to look for jobs.

>>139075

Ohh.

>>139079

So it's quite hard then?

>>139089

I never used tinder, I find its easier and faster just to rape

>>139090

Fuck off to the wageslave general, king'neet'.

>>139086

>friend

Fuck off kiddo

>>139094

By the sounds of it his friends is probably imaginary

>>139098

no need to be nasty

What are you cumguzzlers up to tonight?

>>139100

Fuck off Mr real estate silver spoon daddy's boy.

>>139101

The bucket wasn't big enough for all of us, one day you'll get squeezed out and forced to wage against your will.

>>139100