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>centrelink interrogation in a few days
▶ No.136943>>136950
>>136940 (OP)
>centrelink interrogation
What are they interrogating you for?
▶ No.136944>>136945 >>137131
I'm having to fap 10 times a day just to keep warm
▶ No.136945>>136948 >>136949 >>137009 >>137131
>>136944
I fapped about 6 times yesterday and now my foreskin is all dried out and chaffed, never again.
▶ No.136946>>136947
Am I getting tricked, because apparently if I go get my learners, there's apparently no manual or automatic permit?
▶ No.136947>>136951
>>136946
It depends what you do your driving test in for your provisional licence, learners is manual and auto.
Don't be a poof and do auto though.
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>>136945
Did anything in particular motivate you? Or were you just bored?
▶ No.136949
>>136945
Just cut it off fellow unemployed young person
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>>136947
<do auto
do I look like a fucking retard?
▶ No.136952>>136953 >>136956
>>136951
I mean do your test in manual, auto is for poofs.
▶ No.136953>>136958
>>136952
ye, apparently after your provisionals are up you can rock any kind of car eitherway
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>>136950
I heard they stick a cold metal rod up your ass to gauge your REEEE reaction now.
▶ No.136955
>>136950
Good luck with it m8. Make sure to let us know how it goes.
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>>136952
Manuals are for wagies auto is for neets
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>>136953
Yeah you can drive anything once you have a full licence, however I would recommend against getting a manual in a large car like a commodore or falcon their clutches are very heavy and become rather annoying.
▶ No.136959>>137010
I wish I knew hoe to drive a manual.
I feel like only half a man.
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>>136957
Why do you think people who get the dsp stay on DSP? the trauma from the rod scars them for life.
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>>136956
Wagies drive to get to work, NEETs drive to enjoy the experience. Manual is the NEET way.
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>>136957
Just ignore him m8. I had a DSP assessment and the rod was room temperature. It wasn't very thick either.
▶ No.136964
>>136961
This, driving a car or riding a motorcycle should be something enjoyable, and something only a NEET can truly enjoy.
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>>136963
You can choose which colour you prefer. They do not discriminate.
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>>136965
>>136963
You just gotta make sure to get your enema beforehand or the rod will come out brown and they make you clean it
▶ No.136967
>>136966
A coffee enema works best. Moccona is the neet's choice.
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>>136958
how about a shitbox that only comes in manual?
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>>136968
You should manually take it to the dump
▶ No.136970>>136975
I feel good today.
China and India are having a feud, and if it escalates into connflict, they're going to recall all their uni students by cancelling their passports to conscript them.
▶ No.136971>>136973 >>136974
>>136969
muh fun shitbox drivan experience, muh it says skyline on the box so it must be fast even though it's a fr layout and only the r32 drives with four wheels at the same time, muh meme car
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>>136968
Get something that is less than 10 years old or has less than 100,000km's on it.
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>>136971
Can't hear your post over the blazing eurobeats mate
▶ No.136974>>136976
>>136971
Can't hear your post over the blazing eurobeats mate
▶ No.136975
>>136970
I wish they would shut all the unis down
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>>136973
>>136974
>tfw piece of shit internet
▶ No.136977>>136979
>starving hungry
>make big meal
>feel nausated and full after a few bites
I can't win
▶ No.136978>>136980
I just realozed i haven't fapped today, got four more hours of delivery then i might buy some vodka tomorrow
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>>136977
eat slower and force a burp lad
▶ No.136980>>136999
>>136978
Do you ever sneak a quick one in while waiting for orders?
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>>136968
>ti
thought they came in auto
▶ No.136982>>136984
>>136981
it doesn't say on the wikipedia page :^)
▶ No.136984>>136985
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>>136982
almost certain ti spec came exclusively with prndl, gxe and lower had 5 speed
▶ No.136985>>136987
>>136984
i did a bit of research and all the tis come in auto but you can however convert them into manual, but it cost some $$$ and days
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>>136983
>>136983
It was good advice.
▶ No.136987>>136988
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>>136985
yeah since the r31 had manual models
fun cars and everyone i knew who owned one misses them when they go
▶ No.136988>>136990
>>136987
The throttle bodies on that RB30 are glorious.
▶ No.136989>>136990 >>136991
Evening plebs, doll bludgeoners and cumguzzlers…
▶ No.136990>>136994
>>136988
trumpets on most i6 engines would sound good
>>136989
evening
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▶ No.136994>>136995 >>137001 >>137039
>>136990
>>136991
Hey NEETs. Another month gone, did any of you reach any set goals? I failed mine, again. Anyway, I just dropped in to make sure me tax dollars are going to good use. Enjoy your lives, for ye only have but one.
▶ No.136995
>>136994
For me it is more about trying to minimise the misery than actually enjoying life. Enjoying life is not possible for me. I have taken too much damage.
▶ No.136998
Been outside in my dressing gown trying to catch the possums in action. They have been in the garage shitting on my car again.
I am thinking of buying one of those motion-activated trail cams.
▶ No.136999>>137000
>>136980
Nah but i think about poon while on the freeway and stare at maccas girls tits while im in the drive through
▶ No.137000>>137002
>>136999
You don't stop at public toilets and have a wank there?
▶ No.137001
>>136994
I've been pooping on a daily basis and big ones too, mummys been doubling my gbps since then
▶ No.137002>>137004
>>137000
Nah most of them are closed at night, i usually park near parks waiting for the next job so i can go piss in the bushes and drink coffee.
I try to stay away from populated areas when im not on a job so i don't have to talk to any weirdos like that sad bitch last week
▶ No.137003
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Have a watch of this boys, its a good hour killer and the height of modern art . Jew at the start though
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>>137002
That sad bitch would have sucked your cock if you'd played your cards right.
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>>137004
Nah not worth listening to her sob story
▶ No.137007
whos on benzos here? ill probably be getting them from my doc or psych in a month or two
all the other stuff has been ok but not strong enough
▶ No.137008>>137012
Wew lads Rwagie here.
Been a great second day of being NEET.
Today I woke up at my usual time, around 7, and "left for work". because my parents dont know i got fired yet. It was actually very nice, i live in a small neighborhood, all i did was drive in the opposite direction of all the wagies and park in a quiet shady spot. I thought i would wait for my parentbots to leave but i fell asleep for 2 hours. Went back home around 10. Went for a nice walk outside, did some errands, applied for a couple of jobs and then played some vidya.
What a neat life.
How in terms of getting NEETbux. I read up and it looks fucked.
Do i really need separation letters? This is a big one, because i was just gonna lie in my new interviews and say i left my old job because i fucking hated it. but the separation letter would be government documented evidence of being fired. So companies would probably be able … to find out? Also another job i left good, but i dont want them to know im tryna get neetbux
Do they really check the jobs you applied for?
Can you just turn down jobs because u dont want them?
How long is the face to face interview?
Is job plan as simple as "i wanna be a stuntman!"?
Thanks NEETS
▶ No.137009
>>136945
>when ya foreskin gets dried out cracks and bleeds
▶ No.137010>>137011
>>136959
Stop posting meme frogs and you will feel at least like three quarters of a man.
▶ No.137011
>>137010
Without the frogs I am only a quarter of a man.
▶ No.137012>>137013 >>137014 >>137023 >>137030 >>137127
>>137008
>Do i really need separation letters?
Yes. Download this form, print it out/email it to them and tell them to fill it out. If you don't have it, they'll make you wait some stupid amount of time before you become eligible for payments.
https://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/forms/su001
>the separation letter would be government documented evidence of being fired. So companies would probably be able … to find out?
Private companies can't access your government records. Lie as much as you want about your last job at interviews. Only worry if they want to call up your last boss for a reference.
>Do they really check the jobs you applied for?
No. Even if they did, can you imagine working at a company, some dickhead from Max Employment calls you up and says "Did Mr. NEET submit his resume to you 6 weeks ago?", you'd tell them to get fucked because it's not your job to waste your time keeping records of who applied just so you can tell some agency calling on behalf of Centrelink.
>Can you just turn down jobs because u dont want them?
I don't think they'd find out, but it's definitely not a good idea. Don't apply for a job if you don't want it, it might get back to someone somehow.
>How long is the face to face interview?
They do a straight forward phone interview after you first apply for Newstart. They ask you things like "Have you completed Year 12? Can you speak fluent English? Do you have a car? Can you attend an appointment with a job provider on the 5th at 9AM?". The appointment with a job provider is pretty straightforward too. You'd be Stream A, so they'd tell you to sign a contract saying you'll look for 10 jobs a fortnight and send you on your way with another appointment in about 4 to 6 weeks.
Welcome aboard. Be careful, the NEET life is addictive. You'll be drinking goon, stuffing down takeaway and masturbating eight times a day before you know it.
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>>137012
Very good summation.
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>>137012
I've been a NEET for six years and have never done any of that.
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>>137014
Labor Party was in power six years ago. They always lower the bar for getting the dole.
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>>137015
I was referring to the last part.
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>>137016
What do you do with all your time then?
▶ No.137018
>>137017
It's not as if you would spend all of your time doing that and nothing else, not partaking in these would hardly leave a massive gap in your day.
▶ No.137022
>>137014
So you've never fapped?
▶ No.137023
>>137012
Don't forget eating out of bins, pissing in jugs, doing big poos and raping people you meet on the street.
▶ No.137025
>>137014
Are you sure you're not waging in your sleep? It sounds like you're infected
▶ No.137026>>137027
Boogie might die today neetos
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>>137026
Do we want him to live?
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>>137028
Post-surgery complications could still get him.
▶ No.137030>>137044
>>137012
Cheers my NEET
But i dunno about government not being able to acess your private documents. I worked in superannuation before and the licence the company had let you check drivers licence and address details. Sooooo, maybes its just ID tho
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>>137029
you aren't counting on boogie's big comeback?
▶ No.137036>>137045
>>137034
I hope Boogie makes it so we get to see all the fallout with his wife leaving him and taking half his stuff. She had been hoping he would die so she would get all of it, but I think she is sick of waiting and will settle for half now. With this surgery he could end up living another 20 years.
▶ No.137038
>>136963
Fuck off john or cuckneet
▶ No.137039>>137040 >>137041 >>137152
>>136994
My "set" was to lose weight and I've done that
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▶ No.137043>>137051 >>137128
I just noticed it's August right now. Only four more months and another year will be wasted and another year spent being a useless neet living with his mum.
▶ No.137044
>>137030
The employer is more likely to call your old job than to do some sneaky background check on you
And why would you want a job anyway, look how good we neets have it you could be just like us.
One of us…
▶ No.137045
>>137036
Another one bites the
JUST
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▶ No.137050>>137052 >>137053 >>137056 >>137063
What is the largest object you've ever put inside your anus NEETs?
▶ No.137051>>137128
>>137043
Going out for sushi on my birthday in january only feels like a few weeks ago. Time is falling through my hands, I will be an old man before I can get a grasp on things. I have accomplished nothing this year. Made so many empty hearted notions and plans for the year but they turned to shit.
>tfw belong in shit
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▶ No.137053>>137054
>>137050
Using the anus as a sexual thing is disgusting tbh
▶ No.137054
>>137053
Having things in your anus does not have to be sexual, for example you expel an object from your anus on a daily basis.
▶ No.137055>>137057 >>137058 >>137059 >>137086
Hit up Dan for some hobo vodka, gonna take the night off my delivery job
▶ No.137056
>>137050
A Wii Sports baseball bat.
▶ No.137057>>137060
>>137055
Do you mix it with anything?
▶ No.137058>>137060
>>137055
How much are you making from the delivery job? any better than NEETbux from cenno?
▶ No.137059>>137060
>>137055
Are you going to drink both bottles in one night?
▶ No.137060>>137061 >>137062
>>137057
Lemonade and maybe red creaming soda, iga sells all the sugar free shit
>>137058
You can get a guaranteed income if you put a lot of hours in, I just do it to keep max off my back.
>>137059
Fuck yeah
▶ No.137061>>137065
>>137060
Have you been getting a lot more pussy now you are employed?
▶ No.137062>>137064
>>137060
>You can get a guaranteed income if you put a lot of hours in, I just do it to keep max off my back.
Well I'm on DSP, so I think i can technically work up to 40 hours a week, I wouldn't mind doing something like delivering stuff, just need to save a bit more money so I can get a car.
▶ No.137063
>>137050
A finger when the toilet paper ripped
▶ No.137064>>137070
>>137062
>dsp working 40 hours a week
Yeah good luck with that
▶ No.137065>>137066 >>137067
>>137061
Yeh man, bitches get wet af when they hear you deliver food for minimum wage
▶ No.137066
>>137065
If you act vague about what you deliver they will love it. Women are obsessed with a man of mystery.
▶ No.137067>>137068
>>137065
Are you a virgin?
▶ No.137068>>137069
>>137067
No, I've got some pussy in my time. Even dated a girl for two year.
▶ No.137069>>137072
>>137068
where did it go so wrong
▶ No.137070>>137087
>>137064
You're allowed to work up to 40 hours a week on the dsp for up to 2 years.
▶ No.137071>>137074 >>137076 >>137077
got pizza on the way NEETs
14C, dark evening and some pizza. internet quota will reset after midnight as well. gonna be comfy night of singleplayer games
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>>137069
More like so right, gf's are a pain in the ass
▶ No.137074>>137079
>>137071
>not having unlimited in the current year
Why?
▶ No.137075
>>137072
That's bfs actually
▶ No.137076>>137079
>>137071
What sort of pizza?
▶ No.137077>>137079
>>137071
Sounds good, but you need unlimited internet.
▶ No.137079
>>137076
Vegetarian, Seafood, Pepperoni and Meatlovers.
>>137074
>>137077
I'm too afraid to switch internet providers.
▶ No.137081>>137082
Got my pizzas. The guy also threw in some free chips and pepsi.
thank god for local businesses
▶ No.137082>>137083
>>137081
I would love to see a pic of this feast.
▶ No.137083>>137084 >>137085
>>137082
It would mean I'd have to charge up my camera, and I can't be bothered. Just take my word for it neetie
▶ No.137084
>>137083
You tell lies, I bet you just found some leftover chips and pizza in a bin
▶ No.137085
>>137083
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You are a tease.
▶ No.137086
>>137055
fucking disgusting
get some taste faggot
▶ No.137087
>>137070
Yeah go and do that and see how well it works out for you
▶ No.137088>>137122
<easier to buy on amazon a fucking cd then to buy cables, diy switch dock and some fucking glass
ok what the fuck
▶ No.137089>>137090 >>137091 >>137102
Just weighed myself neets and i'm 99.3 I fucking did it! im under 100 for the first time in probably 7-10 years.
We're all going to make it!
▶ No.137090>>137092
>>137089
Don't stop now man. Keep going.
▶ No.137091
>>137089
Congrats m8. Good work. Keep going.
▶ No.137092>>137093 >>137094 >>137112
>>137090
I'm not going to stop my next goal is 88kg because mems then 75 and I'll see how I look then and figure out if I need to lose more weight altho at that point I should be lifting (i have a sore shoulder atm so I cant) so it'll be more about losing fat than weight.
When I was 160 I honestly never thought I'd make it this far and I dont know what to do with all these emotions besides celebrate by being a fat cunt REEEEE.
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▶ No.137094>>137095
>>137092
>88kg because of mems
kek I am 88kg and never thought of it like that. I might have to stall the weight loss for a little while. You also pass 200 pounds at around 90kgs, which is nice if you want to celebrate more random milestones.
▶ No.137095
>>137094
Cheers for that and yeah I like "celebrating" little milestones because it makes things easier but at the same time I hate celebrating because I should have never allowed myself to get this way type of stuff but I'm slowly overcoming that and not letting it make me feel shitty.
▶ No.137097>>137098 >>137105
>Company fined record $660,000 for paying refugee worker as little as $3.50 an hour
>A Melbourne fruit market owner has been fined a record $660,000 for exploiting a newly arrived refugee by underpaying him by $25,000 in just four months of work.
>Abdulrahman Taleb, former operator of Sunshine Fruit Market, was found to have paid the Afghan refugee as little as $3.50 an hour.
http://www.s mh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/company-fined-record-660000-for-paying-refugee-worker-as-little-as-350-an-hour-20170802-gxnrsf.html
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>>137097
See bigots refugees doing the jobs whites wont do!
▶ No.137100>>137101 >>137102 >>137103
>>137099
Have any of you NEETs considered penis enlargement surgery?
▶ No.137101
>>137100
Nah my cocks 16-18cm so no need.
▶ No.137102
>>137089
onya m8
>>137100
it'd be money put to waste tbh
▶ No.137103
>>137100
I've got a foot long donger so no need.
▶ No.137104
I am in that zone where I feel sick but am not sure if I should try to vomit it all up or just hope the urge goes away.
▶ No.137105>>137107 >>137109
>>137097
>immigrant paid $3.50 an hour
That could have been me. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME.
I need to take a leaf out of the negroes' book and start the NZ Power movement. I will patrol the streets looking for the australian devils beating, exploiting or otherwise oppressing the NZ man.
▶ No.137106
>>137099
>Puneet
So that's who is making the literal shitposts
▶ No.137107>>137110
>>137105
I seriously think you need to stop being a sook and just find a job.
▶ No.137108
>>137099
>Peter Pecker
Is this a joke
▶ No.137109>>137111
>>137105
3.50 would barely cover transportation costs
▶ No.137110
>>137107
He just needs to bee himself.
▶ No.137111
>>137109
The Afghani rode his magic carpet there and back.
▶ No.137112
>>137092
Everyone seems to be making it today. Boogie had a successful surgery, you're continuing with successful weight loss, a mate got a job he wanted…
It's all going to plan. Awesome!
▶ No.137113>>137115 >>137117
What will happen to the NEET General once everyone has made it?
▶ No.137115
>>137113
It will disappear, like everything does eventually.
You're born, you live, you hopefully do something meaningful and useful, and then you die.
The NEETgen is no different. It will go quietly into that good night once its purpose has been fulfilled.
We really are all going to make it.
▶ No.137116
We will need to start sabotaging normies and bringing them down to the NEET level to replace our brothers who have moved up in the world.
▶ No.137117
>>137113
WE BLUDGE, WE WORK, WE BLUDGE AGAIN
▶ No.137120>>137123
Any of you neets like the Sopranos? Best TV show of all time in my opinion.
▶ No.137121>>137122
<finally find some cables and the cd; since the cd comes out at 25th of august, just have to wait til then
<oh wait, fuck you it's coming a week later in september
fugg this cd is going to be like super fucking rare too
▶ No.137122
>>137088
>>137121
I have no idea what you're talking about.
▶ No.137123>>137124
>>137120
I like home and away, I pretend I'm alf Stewart and I bang all the high school girls
▶ No.137124
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>>137123
This was the only soapie starlet worth banging.
▶ No.137126
>>137118
i always knew global warming was a crock of shit, now we have proof lol
▶ No.137127
>>137012
>You'll be drinking goon, stuffing down takeaway and masturbating eight times a day before you know it.
can confirm, i do this every day and it's fucking awesome. i wouldn't want to live any other way.
▶ No.137128>>137130 >>137133 >>137140
>>137043
>>137051
It's fucking insane how old I'm getting and how fast time is going these days
2017 is MORE THAN HALF WAY OVER, MORE THAN HALF WAY OVER
The realization that I'm only going to be able to experience the same time period that I have lived so far two more times (24 my current age + another 24 years then another 24 years) before I'm dead is crazy, not to mention deteriorating conditions and physical health
I think I always subconsciously think that humans live to 100, but 80 yrs old? If you're lucky? FUUUUUUUCK
TIME
IS
RUNNING
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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▶ No.137130
>>137128
I used to think like that. Caused me a sick feeling of dread in my stomach for a while. But I got over it. I don't care any more. I could die at any moment and wouldn't care.
▶ No.137131>>137132 >>137136 >>142212
>>136944
>>136945
Enjoy your Porn induced erectile dysfunction (aka deplete dopamine and addiction based changes to brain structure).
▶ No.137132>>137134 >>137135
>>137131
I actually have no problems getting a stiffy, and why do you think i watch porn?
▶ No.137133
>>137128
We will most likely live long enough to have our brains plugged into some sort of virtual reality interface and have our brains processes slowed down so that an entire life time of 100 years within VR would only be 1 second in the world we live in now.
Shits going to be insane.
▶ No.137134
>>137132
The erectile dysfunction he is talking about is with real women.
▶ No.137135>>137138
>>137132
Yeah neither did I. I could get hard to porn just fine but when it came to fantasy, morning woods or getting attention from a girl absolutely nothing would happen. I also couldnt maintain an erection when I stood up as well. If you fap seated all the time you're gonna cause an imbalance in your pelvic floor. Even if you dont care about being a woman you're still fucking up your brain with constant blast of dopamine. I'm so glad I started nofap, it saved my life, not even joking.
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>>137131
I don't intentionally look at porn but I still get shit quality erections. I probably have low testosterone. My GP checked my testosterone levels and didn't tell me the number, but said they were "fine".
▶ No.137137>>137138
>>137136
If you're younger than early 30s I can gaurentee you it's not your T levels affecting your erection quality. I promise you that if you look at porn often it's your dopamine levels affecting your low EQ. Trust me on this. Unless you were badly rough with your dick or have some disease/cardiovascular problem, your dick is fine and you've just messed your brain up from over-stimulation.
The good news is you can heal from this but only if you quit porn forever and dont masturbate/orgasm for at least 90 days (even then it depends on the individual) but 90 days hard mode challenge is a great starting point.
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>>137137
>>137135
I know someone is gonna post here at some point saying yourbrainonporn is bullshit but I didnt believe it either. I first heard about it several years ago and thought it was bullshit but I've got first hand experience and can you tell it's true. When I fapped to porn on a near daily basis (and lots of different types of porn and edging in one session and edging is VERY bad for dopamine) I never got morning woods, then within the first week or two of nofap my morning woods suddenly returned with an explosive vengeance. I went through flatline periods too where my MWs vanished then returned and sometimes only with shit quality, but I did relapse multiple times too (no orgasm though). I know that nofap has worked because before I could ONLY get hard to porn, absolutely nothing else could give me an erection, even a minor chub. Now I can get hard just from fantasy and talking to a girl alone. Porn isn't even needed anymore. Not to mention I actually have dreams now when I sleep and I don't feel depressed and lethargic every day and all the paranoia and rage is gone.
Don't fall for (((porn))) m8s, it can ruin your life and it smothers your real potential.
▶ No.137140
>>137128
As a neet your life expectancy is around 40. More than half your time is already over and the remaining fifteen years are going to pass at a rapidly increasing pace so they're more like 5 years total. I hope you're well on your way to achieving something you can be proud of.
▶ No.137143>>137149
>>137138
Are you meant to not fap at all, or just not look at porn while you do it?
▶ No.137146
Where is everyone?
This fucking NEET thread is my life.
▶ No.137147>>137148 >>137151
at Sarina Russo, they are shilling a cert 2 in civil construction for people at Homesglen tafe, as they were talking about needing workers for all of the infrastructure projects about to supposedly happen around Melbourne and said there would be assured jobs for a while. Does anybody have experience with this and if it's worth 16 weeks of time and will it lead to a job?
▶ No.137148>>137153
>>137147
It can't hurt. Will it cost you $$$?
▶ No.137149
>>137143
you shouldn't fap at all during a reboot so your brain has time to reset/rewire but porn is the great satan in the triad of PMO (porn masturbation orgasm).
▶ No.137151>>137153 >>137164
>>137147
It's a scam for the training companies whose business is 100% reliant on the tax payer for a profit as they bilk the government to cover the cost of the fees associated with you doing the course. It likely won't result in a job for you because you lack experience and employers want people with experience, worse they will actual hire people without the certification under the table provided they have experience, so you can't even get a foot in the fucking door.
I'm not saying don't do it, these courses can be fun and you will learn something, and some of it can be helpful in your own life, but don't go into it thinking it will get you a job, they will tell you it will, but it won't, I never got nothing more than temp work here and there, these training programs don't lead to stable employment, the training scheme itself is stable employment for these companies fucking the tax payer.
▶ No.137152>>137172
>>137039
M8 I've been down that road. Now comes the hard part which is keeping it off.
▶ No.137153
>>137148
Apparently Sarina Russo will pay for it. I've already got a meme bachelors though in something else. So maybe I'm an exception? They said I have to pay for the ear muffs and shit.
>>137151
I was thinking that. Some union shit using Sarina Russo for a "training" partnership or some shit.
▶ No.137154>>137155
>>137129
>people your age are buying three bedroom houses when you can't even afford a new bed
Reeeeeee
▶ No.137155>>137157 >>137166
>>137129
>>137154
>three bedrooms
I don't even know what I'd do with that many rooms. What do these normies even put in there?
▶ No.137157
▶ No.137159>>137161 >>137162 >>137193
Hello Neets
Rwagie here
Day 3 of being without a job, and the boredom is starting to set in already!
I dont think it boredom really, its more lack of a goal, and then motivation to do it. Like at my actual job i was actually bored doing my work, but at home its just like i do my 8chan, youtube, maybe applied for a job. BUT I DIDNT DO ANY MUSIC
I remember being NEET now, and realise how easily the will fades
also i dont have any food, should i get kfc or hjs
▶ No.137161>>137162
>>137159
Get KF. It seems to be consistently better quality than hungers. Stopped going to HJs completely. One man can only take so many cold chips and whoopers that are a sloppy mess.
▶ No.137162
>>137159
Set some long term goals, other than that you'll eventually get used to the boredom.
>>137161
>One man can only take so many cold chips and whoopers that are a sloppy mess
What's the deal with this, I thought it was only my local HJ's that gave me cold whoppers, wtf is wrong with their heater things or what ever it is to keep the food warm, I'm surprised some cunt hasn't gotten food poisoning and sued them.
▶ No.137163>>137167
Can someone photoshop boogie into smug pepe here? Here's pretty much already there with that expression.
▶ No.137164
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>>137151
pretty sure sarina russo is involved in max employment as well
▶ No.137166
>>137155
Three rooms would pretty much be a minimum for me.
One room for my bedroom, one room for my computer and weeb stuff and a third room for my library/armoury.
▶ No.137167>>137168
>>137163
I really hope he bursts/stretches his stomach when he can't resist binging.
God I hate those kind of dogs. Just want to boot those yappy little things.
▶ No.137168>>137169 >>137170
>>137167
You're a retarded, worthless cunt. I hope your brain bursts from an aneurysm.
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▶ No.137170
>>137168
Such an insult really does not mean much on a board where everybody could be described as such.
▶ No.137171
Just got some White chocolate and cranberry cheesecake biscuits from Woolworths, they are actually quite nice and only cost $2.50.
▶ No.137172
>>137152
I've been losing and thus keeping it off for about 8-10 months now
▶ No.137173>>137174
I am looking for new dojos now. I can't go to my old one so I have to look for a new one but they are kind of terrible in this country, I keep visiting various ones and getting disappointed with them.
Everybody should do some kind of sport particularly neets.
For neets it has the benefit of breaking up the schedule and getting you out of the house and motivating yourself to improve.
▶ No.137174>>137175
>>137173
Did you get kicked out of your old one?
▶ No.137175>>137176
>>137174
No, but I left to go to Europe but my European plans fell through, I could go back but it would be awkward after having gone for so long and it was good but small and there was not really anyone of my caliber there.
▶ No.137176>>137177
>>137175
why didn't you go to europe?
▶ No.137177>>137178
>>137176
I did go to Europe but I ended up coming back.
▶ No.137178>>137179 >>137181
>>137177
Were you trying to relocate there?
what went wrong?
▶ No.137179>>137180
>>137178
Something like that.
It's not important.
▶ No.137180
>>137179
At least you tried. I am too cynical to bother with my grass is greener fantasies.
▶ No.137181>>137182
>>137178
probably doesn't speak enough arab to blend in
▶ No.137182>>137183
>>137181
Australia should sort out a NEET swap deal with other countries. I want to see the world.
▶ No.137183
>>137182
i bet you could if you spun it to reduce australian unemployment statistics
>send doll bludgeons overseas
>bring in people illegible to work in australia
<they can't work here so they don't count towards unemployment figures!
▶ No.137184>>137186
I shouldn't have eaten all of those biscuits now I feel sick…
▶ No.137185
Might go down to the beach and rape some people, then I'll go to the shopping mall and hide in the women's cubicle and rape bitches in there
▶ No.137186
>>137184
>can't handle his biscuits
Casual neet detected.
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>>137188
Guzzle any cum today?
▶ No.137191
>>137190
gotta save the white race one way or another
▶ No.137192>>137194 >>137199
I've spoken to about 4-6 girls at uni so far with mild sexual intent. I've had about 12 classes. It's WEEK ONE.
So far I'm pretty good with approaching women but I'm still shitting myself at the thought of asking them out. Also I don't really know how to ask them out.
Progress is being made
▶ No.137193
>>137159
That desk-chair apparatus looks absolutely awful for your back, your posture, just everything
Wow
▶ No.137194>>137195
>>137192
This isn't a uni-kid general.
Fuck off
▶ No.137195>>137219
▶ No.137196>>137197 >>137200 >>137205
I do not come here to have normies rubbing their uni sex exploits in my face.
▶ No.137197>>137198 >>137205
>>137196
I'm incel as fuck mate
▶ No.137198>>137205
>>137197
Good. You better stay that way m8.
▶ No.137199
>>137192
Ask them for their schedule then follow them and rape them in a secluded location
▶ No.137200>>137201
>>137196
Unifags should move to their own general
▶ No.137201>>137202 >>137222
>>137200
No there are not enough of us to split. The uni fags and wagies need to do their posting here.
But they need to conduct themselves appropriately and not draw attention to their normie lives.
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▶ No.137205>>137206 >>137207 >>137209
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>>137196
>>137197
>>137198
coincidentally relevant to my new video
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▶ No.137207>>137210
>>137205
I think a lot of the "tfw no gf" mindset is a lack of acceptance. When you're a loner with no friends and no hope of a gf you're constantly reminded that people don't value you or consider you good enough to place above all others. The actual having a gf is more of a side effect, but knowing that a girl can want you is big.
▶ No.137209
>>137205
customize your message
▶ No.137210
>>137207
Really interesting point, think that's at play too
Also wanted to add that while "I'll try to get a gf when I ____" can be productive in that it can be a source of motivation, that way of thinking will ultimately just become a source of procrastination - If you want it, go get it
▶ No.137212
When I had a gf I got sick of having sex with her after a few months and then started treating her bad to get her to piss off but she never took the hint so in the end I had to dump her.
I had expected a gf to be a support and joy to me, but it turns out females are just as mentally ill and annoying as males.
▶ No.137214>>137215 >>137224
Was only able to get through one of those bottles of vodka before I went outside to vomit
▶ No.137215>>137217
>>137214
Were you trying to kill yourself?
▶ No.137217>>137218 >>137220
>>137215
Any better way to kill yourself?
▶ No.137218
>>137217
Don't kill yourself anon. The neet thread has few enough contributors as it is.
▶ No.137219
>>137195
no definitely fuckoff
▶ No.137220
>>137217
It id not work so evidently yes. I kind of thought about drinking until I pass out on snowy a mountain top so I freeze to death in my sleep but there is not an abundance of such features in Australia and every time I drink I get sick before I get drunk so I don't think I could drink myself to sleep.
▶ No.137222>>137223 >>137226
Evening plebs
>>137201
>wagies welcome
Thanks m8, but now that I'm one of those the only difference is I'm not home as much as I was when NEET. My social life/circle is still zero, though I will admit my confidence has improved a lil' bit. And I have more monies but still /nogf.
▶ No.137223
>>137222
I'm willing to share my baby formula with some qt chink girls
▶ No.137224>>137230
>>137214
The wagie disease is creeping up on you.
▶ No.137226
>>137222
God damn I hate gooks.
▶ No.137230>>137232
>>137224
Yeh I could drink a lot better when I was a full time neet
▶ No.137232
>>137230
>full time neet
There are no other time neets my friend
▶ No.137236>>137237 >>137238
Might drink the rest of my vodka when I get home and have a drunken fap
▶ No.137237>>137238 >>137242
>>137236
Is a drunken fap better than a sober one?
I am never drunk.
▶ No.137238>>137239
>>137236
>>137237
Drunk faps are shit tbh, more difficult to get a stiffy.
▶ No.137239
>>137238
hang over faps are great tbh
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▶ No.137242
>>137237
Hangover faps are pretty good, I fap heaps when I'm hungover
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▶ No.137254>>137255 >>137256
<have a phone from 2010; no longer works because 2g lmao all of it's shutdown, thanks optus
fugg
▶ No.137255>>137256 >>137395
>>137254
>trying to use a 7 year old phone
I usually get a new phone every 2 years, thinking of getting the new Nokia 6.
▶ No.137256>>137257
>>137254
>>137255
tfw still samsung galaxy s2
tfw only buy pre-paid credit 4 times a year
tfw your mobile service charge for 365 days is less than your sisters for 30
▶ No.137257>>137258
>>137256
I always buy my phones outright but I have a $20 a month plan with iinet, probably should just go with prepaid since the only thing I really use my phone for is music and gps.
▶ No.137258>>137259 >>137262
>>137257
>buying phones in a plan
why do normies do this again? it costs like $2,500 ffs
▶ No.137259
>>137258
I think it's a status thing, normies gotta have the hottest and coolest new things out there. Sure it's good to have nice things but they are literally paying $2500 for something thats worth $500 to $800, a wagie can easily afford something like that, even I can afford it with my dspbux.
▶ No.137260>>137263 >>137264 >>137266
What are some neet general approved poor cunt smart phones?
Had a moto g years ago and it was tight . Might get one of the newer budget motorolas.
▶ No.137261
>>137245
>John projecting his daily routine of consuming semen onto others
▶ No.137262>>137267 >>137374
>>137258
>"I spend my entire life working so I should have something nice for it!"
▶ No.137263
>>137260
True Neets don't need smart phones.
▶ No.137264
>>137260
some neet a while ago bought some chinkshit phone and seemed happy about it
▶ No.137265
I bought my first smart phone earlier this year. My old phone was on 2G and I got a letter saying it was about to stop working because they were switching the network off.
I bought a Motorola G Play which cost me $240. I don't have anything to compare it to, but I have been happy with it. The batteries last a long time if I am not using it and the photos and videos it takes are of acceptable quality.
I do pre-paid and do the long life plan that lasts 6 months. I hardly ever use it to make calls and I don't use it for internet since I have my home connection for that.
▶ No.137266>>137268
>>137260
Mum's old phone once she jumps onto a new plan. Chuck a pre-paid sim card in there and you're set.
▶ No.137267>>137269 >>137374
>>137262
This is literally fucking true
When I used to work at a call centre full time, getting about $650-700 a week, I would buy stuff like mobiles with minimal research, replace stuff when it had problems without making an effort to fix it, etc, and I would rationalize it by thinking to myself I've got more money coming. Which I guess I did but I could have been more prudent.
▶ No.137268
>>137266
This is how I got my S5. Pretty good phone for shitposting while on the go
▶ No.137269>>137374
>>137267
I despair when I see a reminder of my former profligacy somewhere around the house. So much money wasted on pointless shit.
Thrift and savings are the real path to satisfaction and happiness. They are just a lower burn than the more immediate rush of a splurge.
▶ No.137270>>137272 >>137273
I'm considering doing nofap and am on day 2, I normally fap every 2 days or so but I'm definitely addicted to porn. I've noticed I don't get rock hard anymore, I just get half a chub.
▶ No.137272>>137273
>>137270
Yeah I have noticed my dick isn't properly hard much any more when fapping to porn. It is a bit concerning.
▶ No.137273>>137274
>>137270
>>137272
join me in the 120 or 90 day challenge brahz..having morning woods again is great.
▶ No.137274>>137280
>>137273
>morning woods
I find them annoying tbh. Just make it hard to take your morning piss. And it is no good fapping with one because my bladder is too full and it feels weird.
▶ No.137275>>137276
fucking beautiful crisp weather today lads
time to lift weights in the sun and falsely pretend and fall into the illusion that I'm a Chad for an hour or two
▶ No.137276
>>137275
I spent this morning on the toilet squeezing out a demon poo
▶ No.137277>>137278 >>137288 >>137395
>tfw brought a nice quarter of weed last week
>spent all week getting fucking blazed all day every day
>smoked the last of it last night
>want to buy more
>know i shouldn't
what do i do lads
▶ No.137278>>137279
>>137277
I have never used weed. What does it do? How does it improve life for a neet?
▶ No.137279>>137281 >>137282 >>137303
>>137278
Makes me feel incredibly relaxed and comfy. I become very withdrawn into my own head and think a lot. I get nice, but mild sensations all over my body and things such as gaming, shit posting are about 20x more enjoyable/entertaining.
I get quite thirsty and get the munchies really badly, so I end up eating lots and drinking lots of water. But that goes away with a higher tolerance.
As for improving life, it makes you mellow, relaxed as well as incredibly lazy.
It is also rather expensive (90 for a 1 week supply for a person with low tolerance smoking from wake up to bed).
It's a great drug for introverts who are inside their own head a lot. Bad if you're trying to achieve something because it's hard to get motivated. It is also hard to save money when it's expensive and there is literally no bad physical consequences if you get high all day, every day, unlike drinking alcohol. There are also no withdrawal effects if suddenly stopped, except for wanting to get high. If you're a chronic user for a year or more, then you'll get some mild withdrawal like lack of appetite, mild insomnia, night sweats etc. But these go away fairly quickly.
I love weed.
▶ No.137280>>137281
>>137274
Nocturnal erections are essential for penile health, they bring nutrients and oxygen to your dick. All men should be getting them if they healthy. Obviously porn and frequent fapping kills them for some reason. They are annoying indeed but at the same time you should be grateful you get them.
>Just make it hard to take your morning piss.
I haven't had that issue since I was a kid tbh.
>And it is no good fapping with one because my bladder is too full and it feels weird.
I agree they aren't great for fapping.
▶ No.137281>>137283
>>137279
>>137280
Weed and porn addiction are a very bad mix, your dopamine levels would be suffering.
▶ No.137282>>137284
>>137279
How real are the risks of becoming psychotic through weed use?
▶ No.137283>>137337
>>137281
I don't fap often, 3-4 times a week if I'm alone. Not at all if not.
▶ No.137284>>137285
>>137282
I think it depends on the individual. If you've got a history of mental illness or your family does, I'd say avoid smoking weed.
However, if you're okay in the head, you should be able to smoke every day without consequence.
I smoked every day since I was 18 and stopped daily usage at 26 with the occasional binge here and there. I consider my mind to still be normal. I'm here, after all.
▶ No.137285>>137286 >>137287
>>137284
Why did you stop?
▶ No.137286
▶ No.137287>>137290
>>137285
broker than usual, now i'm on neetbux i can afford weed
▶ No.137288>>137289
>>137277
You should kill yourself, degenerate.
▶ No.137289
▶ No.137290>>137291 >>137292
>>137287
How is your life and mental state different without daily weed?
▶ No.137291>>137293
>>137290
A little bit more active and motivated. Tend to think of worldly things more when I'm sober.
▶ No.137292
>>137290
Also a strong desire to get high.
▶ No.137293>>137294
>>137291
Was life better when you were using weed daily?
▶ No.137294>>137295
>>137293
Sobriety sucks, so yes.
▶ No.137295>>137297
>>137294
>Sobriety sucks
Why do you say that?
▶ No.137296
International beer day bois
▶ No.137297>>137298
>>137295
Because I have to think about IRL and how I suck. When I'm stoned I am just stoned.
The entire spectrum of emotion gets replaced with a feeling of comfy relaxation stoned-ness. It's great.
▶ No.137298>>137299
>>137297
Maybe I should try it. How do you get weed when you live in a country town and have no friends?
▶ No.137299>>137300
>>137298
Hard in the country. I use Craigslist because city cuck. Walk around town and ask abbos/other neets?
▶ No.137300>>137301
>>137299
>Craigslist
What do you search for to find the weed?
▶ No.137301
>>137300
I just go to for sale. They advertise in pictures, give a Wickr ID but have something else in the text.
Face to face cash exchange somewhere public only. Small amounts first to ensure it's good quality/size.
▶ No.137302
What darknet market are people using now?
▶ No.137303>>137304 >>137305
>>137279
The last time I was offered weed was when I was over at a dudes house I used to go to tafe with, we were going to work on these class projects but he when he offered me his bong I took 2 tokes and was completely fucked. My mind was going a million times an hour and I couldn't concentrate on anything and I just started talking nonsense. The dude was obviously a massive stoner and he was unaffected from it. His mum walked in and said she'd made lasagna for dinner, I was keen as fuck but I had to politely refuse because I literally coundn't walk.
▶ No.137304>>137312
>>137303
would you say it was a good experience?
▶ No.137305
>>137303
Sounds like you hit some good ass shit for your first time.
▶ No.137306>>137307 >>137308
Where do people get bongs from?
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▶ No.137308>>137310
>>137306
Make a ghetto bong
Order it online
Get it at a local tobacco shop/Off Ya Tree.
I got a Volcano Vape online, I'm blazing with the pros.
▶ No.137310>>137311
>>137308
>Volcano Vape
>$600
Strewth. If only the taxpayers knew where their bux were going.
▶ No.137311>>137313
>>137310
Ragie wagies are not my concern.
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▶ No.137313>>137314
>>137311
The wagies are trying to put us all on this "basics card" thing now where you can't spend your bux on what you want and can't withdraw much cash.
▶ No.137314>>137315
>>137313
This will only become a thing if the Liberals win the next election, regardless there is a push for a completely cashless society, all physical money will be banned/removed from circulation and every cunt will be using cards by 2022 at the latest.
▶ No.137315>>137316 >>137317
>>137314
Complete bullshit to go cardless until they crack down on ATM fraud, there's no way I'm using my card when getting take away or at some dodgy little pop up shop
On the topic of payments, where do you guys think Bitcoin will be by 2020?
▶ No.137316
>>137315
I dunno. I feel like crypto will get shoah'd completely if it starts to really threaten banks.
▶ No.137317>>137318
>>137315
>there's no way I'm using my card when getting take away or at some dodgy little pop up shop
You'll do as we say goy.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-27/is-australia-on-the-brink-of-becoming-cashless-society/8377288
▶ No.137318>>137319
>>137317
>The NPP will mean money can be transferred almost instantaneously, even when the payer and payee are members of different banks.
That is actually a pretty good development.
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▶ No.137320>>137321
>>137319
It is always really annoying not knowing when money you transfer or get transferred to you is going to show up in your account.
▶ No.137321
>>137320
I'm with NAB and all transfers and transactions usually show up within a day, when I was with ANZ sometimes it would take a week to show up in my transactions.
▶ No.137322>>137323
Are Dr. Oetker frozen pizzas any good?
▶ No.137323>>137324
>>137322
Fucken oath they're good, Pepperoni and the Spinach ones are very nice.
▶ No.137324>>137327
>>137323
Better than McCain's?
▶ No.137325>>137326
What does wanking while stoned on weed feel like?
▶ No.137326
>>137325
When I smoked weed I would fap twice on the same election as a rule of thumb, it's pretty good.
All this talk of weed makes me wanna go buy some
▶ No.137327>>137328
>>137324
i dunno, haven't had a McCain's pizza in years and if they haven't changed I'd say the Dr Oetker Pizza's are better, it's the only frozen pizza I buy.
▶ No.137328>>137329
>>137327
I might give them a try.
▶ No.137329>>137330
>>137328
I sometimes get a McCain's pizza and crack an egg on it before I throw it in the oven. Shit is good.
▶ No.137330>>137331 >>137332 >>137334
>>137329
I haven't been able to eat eggs ever since I lived with a roommate who used to cook eggs in the microwave and the smell of it put me off eggs forever.
▶ No.137331>>137333
>>137330
>cook eggs in the microwave
What a fucking lazy cunt.
▶ No.137332>>137333
>>137330
>cook eggs in the microwave
Jesus christ, some people should never leave their mummybots house
▶ No.137333>>137336
>>137331
>>137332
He was schizophrenic and did weird shit all the time.
▶ No.137334>>137335
>>137330
You roommate needs to be hunted down, raped and stabbed.
▶ No.137335
>>137334
Some neets should not be allowed to post
▶ No.137336
>>137333
>did weird shit all the time.
There's that, and then there's cooking eggs in the microwave.
▶ No.137337
>>137283
well just dont over-do it with porn and edging and you'll be alright.
▶ No.137338>>137339 >>137340 >>137341
He actually got diagnosed as Schizophrenic after he attacked some poor teenage girl in the street. He beat the shit out of her because he thought she was being controlled by aliens.
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>>137338
I know he'd be on meds and shit, but living with someone like that sounds like a terrible idea
▶ No.137342>>137344 >>137345 >>137347
Full brain + spinal cord MRI early Sunday.
▶ No.137343
>>137341
He got injections once a month. It was compulsory after he went through the court system for beating up the girl. But he was still a bit unpredictable. He would do weird things like splash bleach around his room to make sure it was "clean".
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>>137345
Thanks m8
>>137344
Laundry list of neurological symptoms.
▶ No.137347
>>137342
>>137346
Shit. Hope all goes well cunt.
▶ No.137348>>137349
>>137346
Your gf must be worried sick
▶ No.137350
Another "working" week done with lads
Hope you all did your best
▶ No.137351>>137352 >>137353 >>137364 >>137395
Daily reminder that Discord is for normies and that real NEETs use IRC
▶ No.137352>>137365
>>137351
Speaking of chat clients, anyone remember yahoo chat? I miss that shit so much.
▶ No.137353>>137354
>>137351
What's the /aus/ IRC?
▶ No.137354>>137355
>>137353
It's in red text at the top of the page.
▶ No.137355
>>137354
Fucking kek, don't mind me.
▶ No.137356>>137357 >>137359 >>137363 >>137366
>pizza gets delivered by a tranny
Well shit.
▶ No.137357>>137358
>>137356
How close to passing was he?
▶ No.137358
▶ No.137359>>137360
>>137356
Did she have a feminine penis?
▶ No.137360>>137361
>>137359
I was too interested in my pizza to ask.
▶ No.137361>>137362
>>137360
What toppings did you get?
▶ No.137362>>137368
>>137361
>tfw said thanks bro and got the nastiest look in return
Just a margarita.
▶ No.137363
>>137356
I guess he's the Aussie Wagie now
▶ No.137364
>>137351
I thought the IRC was dead, been a good year since I used it
▶ No.137365>>137367
>>137352
Yeh i miss talking to undercover cops posing as young girls
▶ No.137366>>137369
>>137356
>tfw seeing your first IRL tranny at the train station
to be fair I don't know if he was an actual trans or just some guy that gets off on public humiliation with all the negative attention, it was like he was trying his hardest not to pass and wanted to look as ridiculous as possible
day of the rope when lads?
▶ No.137367
>>137365
also pedos posing as young girls
▶ No.137368>>137369
>>137362
please be true please be true please be true
▶ No.137369
>>137366
Not soon enough.
>>137368
Tbh I did it on purpose just to piss it off. I hope it's triggered and asks not to deliver to my place ever again.
▶ No.137370>>137371 >>137372
>tfw greedy boomer fuck on TV pulling the lazy young generation bullshit
really pisses me off, nothing else annoys me as much as this. I fucking hate boomers so much REEEEEEEEE
▶ No.137371
>>137370
He's just pissed off because he has to pay our neetbux, it's our revenge
▶ No.137372
>>137370
One day we will be doing the same
Assuming both us and society survives that long
▶ No.137373>>137382 >>137385
Just reflecting on it almost being a year since Trump won, I wasn't browsing the general at that time but can anyone believe that much time has gone by?
I think around this time last year I genuinely believed that Trump wasn't a shitty controlled neo-con politician and really was going to shake things up and for better or worse we'd at least get to experience some happenings and developments.
Love him or hate him it's undeniable the degree of hope that he gave to many around August-November 2016 as the cards all fell into place, I remember some of the memes during the 2016 election and even as an Australian I followed the drama quite a bit.
Everything just feels stale, there are no leaders in Australia with any remarkable charisma. I would say that Labor > Liberal generally but they both suck, Greens are socialist hippies and One Nation is ruled by a fucking idiot and will never be more than a meme party.
I feel like we're just stagnating into nothingness, how more disenfranchised with politicians can us in the west become lads?
▶ No.137374>>137386
>>137267
>>137262
>>137269
As a former wagie I can confirm this is absolutely true.
There is NOTHING more terrible than being woken up by the alarm clock at 6AM, jumping into the shower for a two minute scrub, wolfing down a bowl of microwaved porridge and commuting for 2 hours to work for 9 hours and commute 2 hours back, slumping into your computer chair and realizing that you're living the exact same life you did as a NEET except now you don't have any free time and you're so stressed that you can't relax.
That feeling is probably behind 25% of all consumer goods purchases. My spendings drop to near-zero when I'm a NEET because the best things in life truly are free.
▶ No.137375>>137377
I just got a small payday. Ford Australia is compensating owners for wrongly charging customers during their vehicle services. I get a $56 Coles or Woolworths gift card.
Should I go see my mate Dan Murphy? What should I buy?
▶ No.137376>>137378
Another night delivering food to fat drunken bastards
▶ No.137377
>>137375
A goon bag and some tendies, then go for a drive in the car
▶ No.137378>>137383
>>137376
You are one yourself though.
▶ No.137379>>137380 >>137384
This was the first and last time i will be making butter chicken.
▶ No.137380>>137381
>>137379
I stopped cooking ethnic food when my racism levels crossed into the stratosphere. The idea of pajeet food and pajeet smells in my house disgusts me now.
Stick to good old-fashioned Aussie tucker m8.
▶ No.137381
>>137380
Like kebabs and halal snack packs
▶ No.137382
>>137373
yeah the state of australian politics is too incestuous and it definitely doesn't help that there isn't much personality in the cabinet besides various shades of yid
could be worse though m8, imagine if hillary won
▶ No.137383
>>137378
I'm not drunk right now
▶ No.137384
>>137379
I let woolies cook mine for me
▶ No.137385
>>137373
It feels like things that happened in the general a year ago happened yesterday. Neet King's drugs video is almost a year old, "that" neet hasn't been a popular figure for like 18 months now. Time flies.
▶ No.137386>>137387 >>137388
>>137374
I find myself just as depressed by the abundant free time neetdom provides as I was by the lack of it when wagecucking. Before I felt bad for spending money recklessly, now I feel bad for having no money to spend.
I wonder if there is some magical balance between wagecuckery and neethood.
▶ No.137387
>>137386
Some sort of casual but well-paid work I guess.
▶ No.137388>>137390
>>137386
working in public office
▶ No.137389>>137393 >>137413
Evening plebs, I'm really looking forward to 2 days relaxation. All I've got planned for the weekend is book reading, some car repairs/cleaning and might catch a movie with the gf*
If only…
▶ No.137390
>>137388
My uncle worked at a top engineering firm to the public sector
apparently you can earn pretty ridiculous $$ as a young person provided you have a Uni degree, much easier to bludge off there too but no chance of getting back into the private sector I've been told after
▶ No.137391>>137392
>tfw too depressed to sleep
▶ No.137392
>>137391
I know that feel. Since the moment I opened my eyes today, I've been in a funk. Not really sure why. I've waited for the day to end so I can sleep again.
Is anything in particular on your mind?
▶ No.137393
>>137389
>tinder is a-ok
>a game is not
▶ No.137395
>>137255
>using a phone
Kill yourself normalfag
>>137277
>what do i do lads
Kill yourself
>>137351
>join the irc goy it's only got a literal cuck on it
▶ No.137396
>>137394
Utterly disgusting
▶ No.137397
Just delivered some krispy kreme to a bunch of drunk kids
▶ No.137398
>>137394
>reagan
>harper
>american mcmansion home
>cuck dad voice
>that entire video
shut it down
▶ No.137399>>137400
>>137394
>>137394
>reagan
>harper
>american mcmansion home
>cuck dad voice
>that entire video
We're truly living in dire times, stay strong
▶ No.137400
>>137399
can't post the first time, post again and 3 entire minutes later it goes through, strange
▶ No.137401>>137402
>>137394
I'll never understand why having a pet niglet is fashionable.
▶ No.137402
>>137401
It's not, people only smile when they see them and force it to make the mother feel better.
The negro spawn will always consume the mother if the nigger buck doesn't kill her first
▶ No.137403>>137404
>tfw woke up with a head ache
Another day on earth boys.
▶ No.137404
>>137403
Up early, difficulty sleeping. Blocked nasal passages. Think I probably have apnea. Tired but can't sleep.
Ready to die.
▶ No.137405>>137406
▶ No.137406
>>137405
Pajeet ruins everything he touches. Truly the most disgusting race of people on the planet.
▶ No.137407>>137408 >>137409
DietNEET here. I started my exercise regime this morning. Took the doggo for a 40 minute walk. It went fine.
My feet aren't used to being in shoes any more and my big toe rubbed and is sore now. So I will need to take a few days break I think before I go out again. I will need to ease myself into it, but hopefully I can make my walks daily eventually.
It is a pretty good way to start the day. Sunshine and fresh air beats just plonking myself into the computer chair straight out of bed.
▶ No.137408
>>137407
>I will need to ease myself into it
das it mayne
more important to be doing it than do it super well
▶ No.137409
>>137407
Don't forget to do your jumping jack faps
▶ No.137410>>137411 >>137429
Getting out of bed was a mistake. I keep feeling worse and worse. I've accepted I don't have what it takes to kill myself. Now my psychological safety net is gone I might have to get on jew pills to cope. Even thinking of unironically trying to take the christpill.
▶ No.137411>>137412 >>137415
>>137410
>christpill
just make sure you don't go to one of those pozzed churches
▶ No.137412>>137414
>>137411
what are you up to today
▶ No.137413
>>137389
It's shit western rubbish anyway, play Japanese hentai games.
▶ No.137414>>137416
>>137412
might visit red rooster later today
going for some mash and gravy balls
▶ No.137415
>>137411
They're all pozzed
▶ No.137416>>137417
>>137414
Get that neet belly big and strong
▶ No.137417>>137419
>>137416
Maybe if we gain weight it will be taken from dietneets belly
▶ No.137418>>137493
I have flipped my mattress and bought a new pillow. I hope this will fix my problem of having aches and pain all over my body all the fucking time.
I am pretty sure it is how I sleep that is responsible. I can barely use my arms at all some of the time.
▶ No.137419
>>137417
Neeton's first law of conservation of mass.
▶ No.137420>>137421 >>137422 >>137434
What should I waste my hard earned money on neetos?
No booze or degenerate drugs
▶ No.137421
>>137420
Savings and investments. Make those bux grow until you can buy something really worthwhile.
▶ No.137422
▶ No.137423>>137424 >>137425
I might cave in and buy a wow sub
▶ No.137424
▶ No.137425>>137426
>>137423
never heard of that one
what kind of meat does it have?
▶ No.137426>>137427 >>137449
>>137425
Man
I could only ever enjoy wow the once. It's just a boring grindfest without nolstalgia goggles.
▶ No.137427>>137428
>>137426
yeah plenty of better online games out there now
▶ No.137428>>137456
>>137427
Could you recommend any other mmo's?
▶ No.137429>>137430 >>137433 >>137438 >>137490
>>137410
>christpill
Christianity is a death cult trying to destroy the world. Embrace your European heritage and worship the pagan gods.
▶ No.137430>>137442
>>137429
Pagan gods are for hippie women are edgy metalfags
▶ No.137431>>137432
The rainbow serpent rules Australia you white dogs.
▶ No.137432
>>137431
>rainbow serpent
Fuck off John
▶ No.137433>>137442
>>137429
What pagan gods?
I'm a mix of irish,english and german. According to varg I'm a shitskin because I have brown eyes and hair.
▶ No.137434>>137435
>>137420
Camwhores and online gambling
▶ No.137435>>137445
>>137434
I bet $10 on different AFL results this year, that's enough off the gambling life for me
▶ No.137436>>137437 >>137439
Went to deliver some food from a 7/11 In Perth city and its full of crazy bums and boongs, when I walked in some abo bitch tried asking me for money and there was this weird guy rummaging through the sausage rolls.
The city is fucking shit
▶ No.137437
>>137436
Parking must of been a nightmare. I used to have to pick my sister up from work in the city everyday. I was constantly borderline panic attack driving in peak hour and trying to parallel park.
▶ No.137438>>137440 >>137442
>>137429
Pagan is a catch all derogatory term(the word was used to refer to peasants and backwater rural folk, 'you worship these old gods, haha you are such a backwater peasant') , no true 'pagan' would call himself such.
▶ No.137439>>137448
>>137436
What did people want you to get them from the 7/11?
▶ No.137440>>137441
>>137438
The meaning of words changes over time my friend.
▶ No.137441
>>137440
The meaning of that one has not really and one should always know of the true meaning of the word before he identifies as being it, the other issue is that as I said, it is a catch all term. You could call those following the Norse gods pagans just as you could call Lapps, Romans or Celts pagans.
▶ No.137442>>137443 >>137444 >>137451
>>137430
Don't let the idiots put you off. Paganism is the true European way. It's far superior to worshipping a jew on a stick. The pagan traditions existed for tens of thousands of years. Rome fell after the Christians took hold and they strayed from their true European traditions.
>>137433
You should do some reading on Wikipedia into Celtic polytheism and Germanic/Norse polytheism. It's a good place to start, but you'll find far better information in other places. The themes across European polytheistic religions are similar, so worship whichever god appeals to you personally.
It's a misconception that Varg is a white supremacist. Each race has adapted to their environment and has a place in the world, so long as they stay there. When you mix vastly different blood lines, you end up with a person who is weaker and less adapted to survive. So let the Africans live in Africa and look after themselves, let the Asians live in Asia, and let the Europeans live in Europe.
>>137438
You're absolutely right about the origins of the term "pagan", but the purpose of language is to communicate ideas. If I use the word "pagan", there's a greater chance of people understanding me.
▶ No.137443>>137450
>>137442
When I hear people refer to themselves as pagans my reaction is that they are just memeing and trying to look cool or edgy, if you said you were a follower of the Norse gods or something people would understand and even if they did not it's better they don't than you make your self look like a fool in front of people that actually do know about it.
▶ No.137444>>137450
>>137442
A religion needs to be paired with a culture. The culture that went with paganism no longer exists, so to try to revive the religion is pointless because it no longer fits with how we live.
▶ No.137445>>137447
>>137435
What are the odds of VN losing his virginity this year?
▶ No.137447
>>137445
I reckon around 20 to 1. Slight chance he overcomes his inner sperg and a girl likes him, slight chance he gives up on his romantic ideals ad buys a hooker, slight chance he snaps and becomes the real rapeneet
▶ No.137448
>>137439
Two sausage rolls and a bacon cheese pie, i delivered it to this apartment in the city to two chicks who im faily certain were prostitutes
▶ No.137449>>137452
>>137426
>you will never be a teenager again, spending all your free time playing vidya games and on 4chan and reading and actually looking forward to doing those things
I have no passion for life.
▶ No.137450
>>137443
I personally don't openly discuss my religious beliefs in person. I can see your point though.
>>137444
Perhaps the problem is our culture. An increasing amount of people are being put in smaller amounts of space. Dense population doesn't work, nor does "multiculturalism".
▶ No.137451>>137453
>>137442
>It's a misconception that Varg is a white supremacist. Each race has adapted to their environment and has a place in the world, so long as they stay there. When you mix vastly different blood lines, you end up with a person who is weaker and less adapted to survive
They are adapted to the conditions of the places in which they settled, yes. This doesn't necessarily mean they're best-suited to that specific region and it certainly doesn't mean that, of all the races, they will do best in their own region.
Also, please gimme sum source on the final claim because it seems dubious
▶ No.137452
>>137449
When I was a kid and a teenager I could get really excited about lots of stuff, even new episodes of shitty TV shows coming out.
But all those feelings are gone now. Impossible to recapture.
▶ No.137453
>>137451
Not him but mixed race children do suffer from more physical and mental issues. Not much research has been done on it although I did come across one that did a survey on children at birth and confirmed it(they are hardly likely to go into too much effort on this in this political climate and if they did it's even less likely they would publish it or that it would be well known, this is another issue entirely that I will not go into).
▶ No.137454>>137455
This hungry jacks is 90% pajeet and slow af
▶ No.137455>>137458
>>137454
>Every hungry jacks is 90% pajeet and slow af
FTFY
▶ No.137456>>137474
>>137428
<mmos
>themepark point-and-click
take your pick, they're all just as bad but black desert online seems to be the new hotness right now
>stylish action
pso2 still has this cornered, dfo if you like 2d brawlers but kritika just went into ob if you need something newer
>building and fighting
crossout is decent
>isometric pointy-clicky
poe
▶ No.137457
I can't play games any more because for some reason the sense of losing track of time which happens when I get into them makes me feel really uncomfortable. It is like I start to lose a grip on everything in my life.
▶ No.137458>>137459
>>137455
My local HJ's in Syd is mostly anglo but they're fat cunts, slow as shit and the food is always cold. Should stop going tbh.
▶ No.137459>>137460 >>137462
>>137458
>Should stop going
I think this about every fast food restaurant I go to. Every single meal I get is always shit no matter where I go. But for some reason I find myself going back to repeat the awful experience.
▶ No.137460>>137461
>>137459
I think thats their business model
▶ No.137461
>>137460
I think they just make their shitty products addictive in really base chemical ways (fat, salt and sugar) and know that even if they taste shit the addictive effect will bring people back.
▶ No.137462>>137463
>>137459
I don't mind fast food, of course I'm not expecting restaurant quality, but HJ's is always cold, cunts need to fix their warmers or something.
▶ No.137463
>>137462
You have to give the cashier the secret handshake if you want warm food
▶ No.137464>>137465 >>137466
>>137446
Thats was my old neet walk spot. Used to walk from around near the casino all the way around south perth foreshore.
▶ No.137465>>137469
>>137464
Were you a rich fag who lived close to the city?
▶ No.137466>>137467
>>137464
NEET turf war when
▶ No.137467
>>137466
Perths a small city, not much neetbux to go round
▶ No.137468>>137470
We must not fall into the trap of NEET vs NEET violence. Never lose sight of the true enemy, the normies.
▶ No.137469
>>137465
I lived in a pretty dero part of carlisle with my sister. It was only 120$ a week but very close to city.
▶ No.137470>>137471 >>137473
>>137468
If you post meme frogs you are a mindless part of the hive mind, you are a 'normie'.
▶ No.137471>>137472
>>137470
That's not what my psychiatrist says.
▶ No.137472>>137473
>>137471
Only 'normies' have psychiatrist, real men face there issues on their own.
▶ No.137473
>>137470
>>137472
Fuck off sperg, you are not welcome.
▶ No.137474>>137475
>>137446
VaporNEET here.Been spending my days just wandering in trails, parks, etc and reading/playing games. Would go to the library and train stations for water, ate canned food and some McDonalds.
The day I said I was gonna leave home, I did for a day, spent the night sleeping in a playground no less, cause it was raining pretty hard.
I said I slept at a friends house when I came home.
I just wanna stay in my room all day tomorrow.
>>137456
I don't know how you could stomach playing MMO's at this point, in my case it would just remind me I'm wasting my time.
▶ No.137475
>>137474
You're kind of a weird cunt tbh
▶ No.137476>>137477 >>137484 >>137487
How do you deal with neighbours who decide to play shitty music at unreasonably loud volumes?
▶ No.137477>>137478
>>137476
First you ask them nicely to please stop.
▶ No.137478>>137479
>>137477
The answer I wanted was to passive-aggressively play drone metal at the same volume through speakers pointing directly at their house.
▶ No.137479
>>137478
Just put a brick through their window.
▶ No.137480>>137481 >>137482 >>137483 >>137485 >>137544
Something which doesn't get much discussion
>mum and dad
>brothers and sisters (if any)
tell me about them lads, what if any impact do they have on your life?
▶ No.137481
>>137480
Mum and Dad are both old boomers who fucked up big time, both have no savings and very little super, been renting their entire lives and now rely on a small portion of my dspbux for rent, but despite all this are still somehow married, younger sister might as well not exist.
▶ No.137482>>137508 >>137509
>>137480
My family destroyed me, my father in particular. Nasty, abusive belittling cunt. My mother was a crazy schizo. I never had a chance.
▶ No.137483
>>137480
I live with my mum and two of my three sisters and my brother, my mum divorced dad when I was 13, even before that I never had much to do with him, he would work long hours, get home, drink and watch tv and then go to bed, even on weekends he would be doing stuff in the shed with all his engines and stuff or drinking with friends. I don't think family had much effect, boys can raise themselves far better than girls can, I don't care if I did not have anything to do with my dad or that he does not like me.
▶ No.137484
>>137476
Blast the Yuru Yuri theme until they stop
▶ No.137485>>137486 >>137488
>>137480
Dads dead. Was a violent drunkard. Brother is a wino. Other brother is in gaol. Sister is rice burning sjw whore. Mum is super paranoid. Has weird as fuck cryptic conversations over the phone because asio is listening, records number plate, time and model of every fucking car that goes past. Constantly calling the cops over trivial imagined bullshit. She is probably schizo or something but she hates doctors so nothing is ever going to change. She eschrews any medicine other than her hippy herbal shit.
▶ No.137486>>137489
>>137485
My mum was just like that. Eventually she got detained against her will and put on meds after being diagnoses with schizo.
▶ No.137487
>>137476
loud eurobeat and skids
▶ No.137488>>137492
>>137485
Probably the most ITT so far
▶ No.137489>>137491
>>137486
Are you depressedneet? The one that had to go to court?
▶ No.137491
▶ No.137492
▶ No.137493>>137495
>>137418
I have a similar issue
▶ No.137494>>137498
Do you think I avoided aids?
▶ No.137495>>137496
>>137493
Are you fat?
I think that has really made my problem worse.
▶ No.137496>>137497
>>137495
No. I was super lean then I gained about 5kg. I think it made the problem worse but I'm not sure.
I have this problem of blood pooling in my head unless I keep it very upright. Its the same sensation you get when you pinch your arm and the veins pop out, but it happens simply when I lie down. It's fucked up! Doc has no idea what it is.
▶ No.137497
>>137496
I am considering buying a recliner chair and sleeping in that.
▶ No.137498
▶ No.137499>>137500
>tfw another two bottles of vodka this weekend
Love you mommy.
▶ No.137500>>137501
>>137499
Get out American!
▶ No.137501>>137502
>>137500
reeeee, I'm from SA. I guess it doesn't make sense seeing as I drank the first one last night and am drinking the second one tonight..
▶ No.137502>>137503
>>137501
So I am, we don't spell it that way here, kid. I've given up on drinking now since last Saturday I drank a whole bottle of rum.
▶ No.137503>>137505
>>137502
>we don't spell it that way here, kid.
You mean "mommy?" I thought mummy wasn't a word for some reason, don't think I'm an Americuck with their gray, color, armor type bullshit.
▶ No.137504>>137506 >>137510 >>137515 >>137516 >>137541 >>137553 >>142213
Evening plebs, how's your night going so far? I just tried a zinger burger for the first time. Was pretty damn good, easily an 8.5/10. What hit me first was the chilli relish, a nice sweet flavour with just enough heat. Plus the chicken tits weren't dry. Well worth the half-hour wait at the drive-through.
▶ No.137505>>137507
>>137503
How can you even think that? Ugh, whatever…
▶ No.137506>>137507
>>137504
wrapping things up with some vidya and yoghurt
▶ No.137507>>137511 >>137540
>>137505
Ugh yourself you gay cunt. I only actually learnt that both learnt and grey are actual proper English words a few months ago.
>>137506
What vidya and what flavoured yoghurt?
▶ No.137508>>137509
▶ No.137509>>137512 >>137554
>>137482
>>137508
>tfw parents would argue so loud the whole neighborhood could hear them
>tfw dad tells you why his knuckles are fucked up and it's supposedly a fight at the pub
>tfw mum tells you it was actually because when your parents were 20ish, your dad pinned you mum to the wall and went to break her whole head but stopped last second which lead to him having pins through his hand for two years
>tfw both parents are dangerous alcoholics which enable your failure
I love you anon, never forget that.
▶ No.137510
>>137504
I usually get the zinger box with the potato and gravy and 3 wicked wings and chips, fucking top meal.
▶ No.137511
>>137507
crossout and pic related
their strawberry and watermelon are goat
▶ No.137512>>137513 >>137514
>>137509
To add onto this
>dad does nothing but hype his brother up as the absolute hardest mother fucker
>can remember my dads brother getting on his knees in front of my dad for a belting
>my dad's 5'5"
>his brother is 5'10"
▶ No.137513
>>137512
That's pretty hard, it takes a strong man to be the bigger man and do that to avoid hurting his family.
▶ No.137514
>>137512
is your dad that guy from family feud?
▶ No.137515
>>137504
Zingers are fucking great. I'm not as patient as you, though. I can't wait 30 minutes at the drive through. Why call it fast food if it isn't fast? I also hate that KFC isn't open 24/7 like Maccas and HJs are. I would go there more if it was.
▶ No.137516
>>137504
Zinger stacker excellent choice.
▶ No.137517>>137519 >>137520
>>137394
People who have both biological AND adopted children are in for a bad time. They will always favor one over the other.
▶ No.137519>>137520
>>137517
That's why you get them all together and say "two of you are adopted, try and work out who"
That way they will all think you're favoring the other kids
▶ No.137520>>137523
>>137517
>>137519
It's ok as long as you molest them equally
▶ No.137523
>>137520
Molesting your biological children is immoral
▶ No.137525>>137530 >>137532 >>137535 >>137541
Just watched some 3D porn for the first time in years. I had no idea real pussies looked so disgusting. I am not attracted to 3D women at all anymore. I can't see myself ever fucking a real woman when I know 2D pussies look so much better. We need anime girl sex robots ASAP.
▶ No.137530>>137531 >>137541
>>137525
i really dont understand how someone can be turned on by cartoons. i think the last time i got a boner to a cartoon was when i was 6 years old.
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▶ No.137532>>137533
>>137525
To be fair, porn stars literally get pounded by massive penises for a living, they are not going to be in the best of shape.
▶ No.137533>>137541
>>137532
innie pussies that aren't used up are bretty gud
▶ No.137534
>>137531
also
>calling the board autist a normie
shigg
▶ No.137535>>137536
>>137525
Hentai pussies are almost always gross, it makes me glad the nips have their whole "censor everything" thing
▶ No.137536
>>137535
i wanna put my face in a dirty yeasty moist cunt
▶ No.137538>>137558
▶ No.137539
So lonely I am
Want pussy I do
▶ No.137540
>>137507
Well as long as you are learning.
▶ No.137541
>>137504
I haven't had KFC in ages, don't give me cravings.
>>137530
2D girls are usually pure. 3D is a shitshow,
although I've seen articles stating that millenials are having less sex, the issue is how many sexual partners a woman has had from using tinder,etc.
>>137533
A pussy doesn't stretch or turn into roast beef permanently from having lots of sex.
>>137525
I don't trust sticking my dick into a machine.
You should check out Artificial Academy or Custom Maid 3D.
/hgg/ is a good board for h-games.
▶ No.137542>>137543 >>137545
About to hit day 5 of nofap, not even a bit horny. My test must be dogshit
▶ No.137543
▶ No.137544
>>137480
Dad died of a heart attack before I got to know him. Mum is pretty reliable, always kept food on the table but she took me with her to a remote desert shit hole. She's also recently been diagnosed with a heart condition that requires open heart surgery to treat. My brother is several years my elder but we got along well. Since moving to the desert I've seen very little of him, he already lived on his own at the time we moved, he's got his own family now.
▶ No.137549
Another day in paradise neetos
▶ No.137550
>>137545
You trying to put him off it for the rest of his life m8?
▶ No.137551
>>137545
Watched it, didn't feel shit.
▶ No.137553>>137555 >>137556 >>137624
>>137504
Thanks a lot asshole you triggered me when I saw a bit of writing on the pepsi max bottle
▶ No.137554
>>137509
I love you too. Thank you.
▶ No.137555>>137556
>>137553
I just saw that too
▶ No.137556
>>137553
>>137555
It was pretty funny. I appreciate a humorous neet.
▶ No.137557>>137558
▶ No.137558
>>137538
>>137557
Keep a longer space between cumguzzlers posts please.
▶ No.137559>>137561
Just had my brain + spine MRI. Was a bit spooky but I took some valium beforehand so it wasn't so bad. It was very loud, which was pretty funny.
I have my images in an envelope now, but I won't look at them, as I can't interpret them and may freak myself out over nothing. I have a neurologist appointment on thursday where we will discuss my results.
I'm shitting brix but I will shit more brix as thursday draws closer.
▶ No.137561>>137563
>>137559
Good luck m8. Smart move not looking at the images. I looked at mine and was sure I could see brain tumours, but it turned out it was normal.
▶ No.137563>>137564
>>137561
Thank you mate, I really appreciate it.
What did you end up having an MRI for?
▶ No.137564>>137565
>>137563
It was ordered by the psychiatrist to rule out any physical cause of my mental problems.
▶ No.137565>>137566
>>137564
Interesting. Good that he was thorough.
▶ No.137566>>137567 >>137568
>>137565
Yeah I had to get tested for AIDS and Syphilis too.
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▶ No.137568>>137570
>>137566
I remember having to get a std test, they take blood and you piss in a cup then you have to come back three months later to do it again to make sure you don't have aids
▶ No.137570>>137571
>>137568
I am sometimes asked by doctors if I have had sexual contact because many of my symptoms can be put down to an STD. I always say no (because I am a kissless virgin). Once, a female doctor kept prying, saying "none? none at all?". I mustered my most convincing "no, never once" but she still looked skeptical, but nonetheless moved on.
▶ No.137571>>137572 >>137578
>>137570
That must of been depressing. Once I was talking to a grill and she asked me when was the last time I had sex and I lied and said a year, she was like holy shit seriously? I feel sorry for you.
▶ No.137572
>>137571
HAHAHA that's pretty funny m8. Female normies are just so divorced from the reality of what many men go through.
▶ No.137576>>137586
▶ No.137578>>137589
>>137571
I've never known a grill who would ask something like that, where the fuckhole are you from?
▶ No.137579>>137580 >>137585 >>137587
I was 5 minutes late with this cunts order and he gave me a bad review, i remember where he lives so if he orders from me again im gonna rub his burger on my sweaty balls
▶ No.137580>>137581
>>137579
Was it your fault you were late?
▶ No.137581>>137582
▶ No.137582>>137583
>>137581
The guy is an arse hole then.
I always give the dominoes delivery boys 5 stars (if they are white) even though most of them are really anti-social and only communicate by grunting. I know it is a tough job.
▶ No.137583>>137584
>>137582
I scream REEEEE and other autistic noises instead of knocking on the door
▶ No.137584
>>137583
:ok_hand: out of 5 stars
▶ No.137585>>137595
>>137579
Do they let you respond to reviews?
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▶ No.137587
>>137579
Next time add in a bundled pissbottle.
▶ No.137588>>137590
Having some tea and biscuits. I bought two packets from Woolworths, they were $75c each. The two flavors I got were in my opinion the two best ones. Coconut (which is probably the best biscuit I have ever had) and custard. They come in chocolate but they aren't as good.
They are the perfect NEET biscuit, they are cheap and taste very nice, moreso than the Arnotts ones. Goes well with Earl Grey or Australian afternoon tea.
▶ No.137589>>137591 >>137596
>>137578
I was talking to her through a dating site for shits and giggles and she brought up the subject of sex.
▶ No.137590>>137592
>>137588
>generic brand cheapo biscuits the best you have ever had
I am not confident I will find this to be the case myself, but I will give them a go and report back after my next neet expedition to the shops.
▶ No.137591
>>137589
you were probably being catfished by a bloke.
▶ No.137592>>137593
>>137590
I was talking about the coconut variant, they are unique and I haven't seen anything else quite like them. They are the green packaging.
▶ No.137593>>137594
>>137592
I am going to try them.
Are you fat?
▶ No.137594>>137598
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▶ No.137596>>137613
>>137589
Did you tell her you were a ceo of a company
▶ No.137597>>137599
Recommended drinks?
I'm still ticked off that I have to wait til september for shit to be delivered.
▶ No.137598
>>137594
Keep eating those palm oil bickies and you will be.
▶ No.137599>>137600
>>137597
>I have to wait til september for shit to be delivered
What does this mean?
▶ No.137600>>137601
>>137599
Waitin for a cd and cables, the cd comes out late august, but amazon is real funny to delay my shipping by a whole week. What kind of drink should I get?
▶ No.137601>>137602
>>137600
What is a cd? What do you want one for?
I drink water.
▶ No.137602>>137603 >>137624
>>137601
a cd that has music on it, you pop one in and it plays like music. also because the musician is a cool guy and his previous album in the line up sold less than 2k worth of copies
▶ No.137603>>137604
>>137602
One of those old shiny disc things? I just download everything now.
▶ No.137604>>137605
>>137603
Back in my day we'd walk 15 miles to the jb-hi fi to get our music sonny
▶ No.137605>>137606
>>137604
I used to have a cassette walkman and it was too big to fit in my pocket so I had to hold it in my hand. Also I had to continually exert pressure in just the right spots with my fingers or the audio would stop.
▶ No.137606>>137607 >>137609
>>137605
Sounds like more trouble than it was worth
▶ No.137607
>>137606
back then vanilla ice was the thuggiest guy around so there probably wasn't any trouble then either
▶ No.137608>>137610
Starting to feel it again tonight. That miserable feeling that I am going to be living with my mum for the rest of my life because I will never have the income to move out because nobody is ever going to hire me and even if they did I don't even know that i could hold a job.
▶ No.137609>>137614
>>137606
It is all I had. My family was not rich and I was never given anything. This was before everything became cheap as fuck and disposable. You would not understand.
▶ No.137610
>>137608
Get the DSP and start saving m8. At worst you will be able to buy yourself a caravan to live in.
▶ No.137611>>137612
I think I either have heart issues or an anxiety disorder. I am constantly hyper aware of my heart beat and it only stops when I am fatigued enough to slip into unconsciousness. It is at it's absolute worst when I am sitting or laying down, sometimes I legit think my heart has stopped or missed a beat. It gives me a sudden rush of terror and I have to leap up until I can confirm my heart is beating. It's so fucking stupid but I can't stop.
Should I go see Dr Pajeet?
▶ No.137612
>>137611
Sounds like anxiety
▶ No.137613>>137615 >>137616
>>137596
That trick only works for Chad.
Chad uses all the tricks, even though he doesn't need them
▶ No.137614
>>137609
Didn't your parents get neetbux to buy you stuff?
▶ No.137615
>>137613
I bet when he rapes women halfway through it becomes consensual
▶ No.137616>>137617
>>137613
>people like this actually exist
▶ No.137617>>137618 >>137619
>>137616
It could have been us if we just did the things we knew needed to be done.
▶ No.137618>>137620
>>137617
I never had a chance. Genes cursed me form the moment of conception.
▶ No.137619>>137620
>>137617
Chads have big groups of friends by the time they turn 7. An ugly neet is fucked way before he learns how he doesn't measure up.
We are the peasants, any dream of rising up is just a dream.
▶ No.137620
>>137619
>>137618
I don't fully subscribe to fatalism but I get it. Personally the decisions I made put me here.
▶ No.137622
>>137621
Hit me right in the feels.
▶ No.137623
>>137621
Funny. I saw that in wsg thread a few minutes ago.
▶ No.137624
Evening plebs, the working week fast approacheth, you'd best get to bed early.
>>137602
>musician is a cool guy
>previous album sold less than 2000 copies
Who?
>>137553
Um, sorry. I'm guessing you have an appointment with them either tomorrow or some time this week?
▶ No.137626
Just realised I haven't eaten a vegetable since monday or tuesday, No wonder I feel like shit lol!
▶ No.137627>>137631
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no more crisp summer afternoons coming home from high school on a friday and playing this while playing battlefield
;_;
▶ No.137629>>137630 >>137634 >>137647
I'm starting to wonder if there are some fake neets in this general.
Centrelink is pulling some shenanigans on me, telling me my med certs aren't valid and I can work 9 hours a week or something. Even though the certs say otherwise.
I thought you could be on certs forever as long as your issues stay the same? Hmmm
▶ No.137630
>>137629
>Centrelink is pulling some shenanigans on me
Indeed, you will need to find out why they aren't valid.
▶ No.137631
>>137627
I miss playing battlefield 2 after school, could never get into any other battlefield games after that
▶ No.137634
>>137629
im a 100% pure hikki NEET tbh
▶ No.137636
>>137621
What a shitty mother my mom is also a NEET so its fun at home
▶ No.137638>>137639
Disrupted sleep, unsettling dreams, up early again.
Ready to die.
▶ No.137639>>137641
>>137638
sounds normal to me m8
▶ No.137641>>137643 >>137645
>>137639
I can't wait for this horrible cold, wet and windy winter to be over.
Been three months of fucking misery.
▶ No.137643>>137644
>>137641
just, like, be nordic my man
▶ No.137644
>>137643
Only my body is nordic. My soul was forged in the long hot Aussie summer.
▶ No.137645>>137646
>>137641
It's only rained like 2 or 3 times in Sydney this winter, it's actually more like autumn, sky is nice and blue, sunny but with a nice fresh crispness in the air, absolute top tier weather tbh.
▶ No.137646
>>137645
It rained 25 or so days in Perf last month. Top comfy tbh
▶ No.137647>>137731 >>137747
>>137629
They did the same to me m8, was originally going to NEATO and using med certs then I had a centerlink assessment where they told me I had to start going to a disability provider (max employment), where my med certs (depression, anxiety, panic disorder) stopped being valid. I went and saw some bitch there who was completely sympathetic to my situation the first time then changed completely after that. Whenever I brought up my depression/anxiety as an excuse she would say how she also suffers from it and doesn't let it control her, implying that she doesn't give a shit how I felt
▶ No.137648
med certs generally work until they send you to get a job capacity assessment and that decides how many hours per week you are fit to work and then they don't accept med certs any more unless it is for some new condition.
If they have stopped accepting your med certs without giving you an assessment then you should ask for one.
▶ No.137649>>137650 >>137651 >>137652 >>137656 >>137658 >>137674
Last day pretending i go to work. I have to tell my parents tonight. Im quite scared really, i hate disspointting them.
I drove my car down to a quiet shady street. I was trying to sleep, but i couldnt really, so i was looking out my window at the trees blowing in the wind. The morning sun catching some of their leaves against the pure blue sky.
I was overwelmed by a feel. I dont even know if it was real, but just a feeling of restlessness or desire. Every hard to describe, like looking up felt at the trees felt like i could be anywhere in aus. Like in should be anywhere or somewhere else doing something or chasing adventure. Do you know these feels NEETs? So bitter sweet. But is it even real? Its like the feeling you get from a movie or a song about adventure, and i know those arent real. Life is weird
▶ No.137651>>137670
>>137649
Have you thought about quitting your imaginary job to go travel then? You have a car, you are better off than a good 70% of NEETs here including myself.
▶ No.137652>>137670
>>137649
Good on you for being ready to tell your parents m8. I know how hard it can be. There was this Asian kid in Sydney who killed his whole family because he was ashamed to tell them he had dropped out of uni and thought bludgeoning them all to death would be easier.
▶ No.137655>>137658
>>137650
beautiful, I unironically think that Australia has the most beautiful landscape in the world
It's rough and not perfectly kept but it is what you are hinting at anon, it's real. It's not some artificial manafactured building in Europe, I'd love to just drive around aus all day
▶ No.137656>>137657
>>137649
>>137650
Sounds like you have wanderlust.
You should consider going on an adventure.
▶ No.137657>>137659 >>137670
>>137656
wanderlust is probably right but crypto-wagie also has confidence issues which could be part of that
just got to own the unemployedness and take whatever comes next on the chin
▶ No.137658>>137660 >>137670
>>137649
I feel like that too, but I just can't think of any adventure that I could go on. This world is not for adventures, it's for 9-5 jobs and fixed social behaviours.
>>137655
I kind of hate it actually, gumtress are ugly and cover the landscape, it's dry, fairly flat and just bland in general.
▶ No.137659
>>137657
>whatever comes next
depression and misery and suicidal urges probably.
▶ No.137660>>137661 >>137663 >>137670
>>137658
Australia is actually pretty good for adventures because the whole interior of the country is sparsely populated and still a little bit wild.
There used to be a NEET here who had travelled all over the country on an old postie bike.
▶ No.137661>>137662 >>137670 >>137672
>>137660
Yeah I remember that video someone did just going around australia on google maps, there is so much up in north WA/NT/QLD where you could be and there wouldn't be another human being around in 10s of kms despite it being bushy and not desert like in north SA/south WA
I bet there's some crazy shit out there, some cults or some shit
▶ No.137662>>137664
▶ No.137663>>137665 >>137668
>>137660
It's so empty and bland though, it would not be an adventure, it would be traveling across flatlands that look the same for hundreds of kilometers, I've been to places like that, it's terrible.
▶ No.137664
>>137662
>ape-x
Aboriginals are not apes you racist.
▶ No.137665>>137666
>>137663
You are one of those cunts who works hard to keep themselves miserable.
▶ No.137666>>137667
>>137665
I don't work hard at it at all, it comes naturally.
▶ No.137667
>>137666
Why don't you eat shit and die?
▶ No.137668>>137673 >>137683
>>137663
You don't have to go into the outback, lots of other nicer places in Australia.
▶ No.137670>>137671 >>137675
>>137651
>>137652
I dont really think its about travelling. Ive been travelling before, to a fair amount of places. Just last year i went to japan. Wanderlust is just wanting to see new stuff, novelty, it feels like a bandaid fix.
I think i want something more, im not sure what maybe its a purpose, or adventure or just making my way. I just wanna be something. But not in this 9-5 bullshit
>>137658
>>137657
Thanks mate
>>137660
>>137661
On a postie bike!
Fuckkin mad. Does anyone have links? How did he survive the cold/ weather
▶ No.137671
>>137670
just remember that if you're <30 there's about 1/5 males your age who are just as much a deadbeat as you are right now
▶ No.137672
▶ No.137673>>137676
>>137668
yeah the whole triangle between Adelaide, Brisbane and Melbourne would be where i'd cruise around, least if you get stuck in most of that country you can walk somewhere and the towns aren't so sparsely positioned. If you get stuck out on a dirt road in the centre you're pretty much fucked
▶ No.137674
>>137649
It's a very human thing to want an escape from the everyday. Most people see much the same things every day, be they hikineet or wagecuck.
Being able to convince yourself you're out of that bubble is nice.
▶ No.137675
>>137670
>I just wanna be something. But not in this 9-5 bullshit
A few months ago, I explored an idea with myself that I have this innate desire to produce. I came to the idea after thinking about my life so far, and what parts of it have actually been good. Every single moment I can recall has been one where I've produced something that I could genuinely call my own. Even thinking about the thought and playing with the idea, that is an idea that I stumbled upon (produced, you could say), made me incredibly satisfied and even more so when I had started recognising that production is the skeleton key to my own happiness.
Of course I haven't actually produced anything being a NEET. After all these years of consumption though, my only fantasies and daydreams now are about making something of my own and I realised that for me and perhaps for some other people, consumption cannot provide sustenance or animation to the spirit. It can only try to replace that desire to create, but it will always do a poor job of it.
▶ No.137676>>137677 >>137679
>>137673
I'd go as far as all of Australia from Adelaide/Darwin to the east
▶ No.137677>>137678 >>137679
>>137676
the area between port augusta and broken hill is pretty desolate and all north of there
▶ No.137678
>>137677
True, idk a lot of the area to the west and north of Mt Isa is gorgeous though
▶ No.137679
>>137676
>>137677
>Adelaide/Darwin
That is the worst stretch of road I've ever had to travel. Nothing for hours on end and northern SA is the worst of it. Best you'll get is the occasional salt lake.
▶ No.137680>>137681 >>137682 >>137684 >>137685
Woolworths have drained my bank account and sent me into debit. They re-charged me for stuff I bought on my card in March. It better get fixed soon or I will Reeeeeeeeee so loud the whole country will hear.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/woolworths-system-glitch-takes-money-from-customers/8781628
▶ No.137681
>>137680
Ahahaha! That's what you get for paying on card!
▶ No.137682>>137716
>>137680
>check my bank account
>wasn't hit with woolies sheeni glitch
▶ No.137683
>>137668
I suppose, Tasmania and the snowy mountains might be nice.
▶ No.137684
>>137680
I knew the cheap cheesecakes were a trap
▶ No.137685>>137686
>>137680
This is why I go to coles, fuck woolies.
▶ No.137686
>>137685
I go to Coles because it's closer and I'm lazy. Looks like it saved me this time.
▶ No.137687
I would go to Coles but the Coles in my town is way smaller and older than Woolies. It doesn't even have an in-store bakery.
▶ No.137688>>137690
This dojo was not good enough either, they just do forms, kata and technique, they don't do any sparring, counters, bag work or things like that. That means I have tried all of them in my area and even a few outside of it and they all were not good enough.
▶ No.137689>>137691 >>137694 >>137697 >>137704
Do any of you NEETs have much experience of tents?
How waterproof is your ordinary (relatively cheap) camping tent?
I am considering living in one for 6 months or so.
▶ No.137690>>137691
>>137688
Just swallow your pride and go back to your old one.
You would think all the animes had taught you about the folly of vanity and pride.
▶ No.137691>>137692
>>137689
I use to live in one at my cousins back yard for a about six months or maybe a bit more. I got a cheap one from kmart and it lasted the six months or so I was in it but after that it started fraying and falling apart. I never had any leakage.
>>137690
Maybe I will have to but also it did not have many people and not many good ones so I am not sure I will.
▶ No.137692>>137693
>>137691
Could you start your own dojo?
▶ No.137693
>>137692
No, that sounds too complicated and I would be training others not myself.
I kind of want to actually make a proper one not just rent out a building. That would cost money though.
▶ No.137694>>137696
>>137689
Tents are the easy part, it's all about location.
I set up my tent close to fast food resteraunt dumpsters and bins and also close to busy sidewalks where I can beg people for money.
Make sure it's big enough for two so when you scrounge up enough change for a goon bag you can get abo bitches drunk and fuck em.
▶ No.137695
Naked neet here, just went for a drive with no clothes on
▶ No.137696>>137698
>>137694
I reckon a better option would be a tent in a national park or some bushland but close to public transport
Maybe put up a Gumtree ad and see if someone will let you stay in their backyard with a tent for $20 a week, some boomer might
▶ No.137697>>137699
>>137689
Any tent should do fine. A lot come with rain covers now with the actual tent being mesh so that it can ventilate better if you wish.
▶ No.137698>>137700
>>137696
The reason I would be living in a tent would be because I am going to buy some land. But I only have enough money for the land, not for a house or even a caravan. It would have to be a tent at first until I saved up enough for something more permanent.
▶ No.137699
>>137697
That is good to know. I am starting to think this might actually happen.
▶ No.137700>>137701 >>137702 >>137703
>>137698
Do you know for sure that they will allow that at the land you intend to buy? In some places the council will make you put up a permanent structure.
▶ No.137701
>>137700
>tfw mummy's house is free
▶ No.137702>>137705
>>137700
a no trespassing sign is a pretty permanent structure imo
▶ No.137703
>>137700
Where I am looking to buy land is famous for people living like this and there is no interference from anyone.
▶ No.137704>>137706
>>137689
I bought myself a 12 man tent when I was 16 from kmart and lived in it for a good 6 months, put my queen size bed in it, lounge chair, tv, and wii. It was alright. Didn't experience any leaking, paid $370 or so for it. The rain was annoying, I actually killed a possum who wouldn't shut the fuck up in a tree just outside. Found it in the shed one day, the closest thing I could find is a plastic broom, I snuck up behind it then just started wailing on it. I watched it die. Felt good man
▶ No.137705>>137738
>>137702
If I ever get my own house I'm gonna have a sign that say "tresspassers will be raped"
▶ No.137706>>137707
>>137704
Did you have a 12 man orgy in that tent?
▶ No.137707>>137708
>>137706
Imagine the smell after.
▶ No.137708>>137711
>>137707
probably like the seafood section in coles
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>>137708
I see John hanging around there in the morning with Vietnamese guys
▶ No.137713>>137714 >>137715 >>137721
Siphoned fuel out of my neighbours car while he was at work. Got a mouthfull of it accidentally and ended up violently vomiting. Then I almost passed out from the fumes when I finally got the technique down.
▶ No.137714
>>137713
aboneets are not welcome
▶ No.137715>>137717
>>137713
How did you get the fuel cap open, did you get high?
▶ No.137716
>>137682
Have you read strongest man kurosawa or just a saved reaction image?
Would recommend that manga to any neets.
▶ No.137717>>137718
>>137715
His ute was unlocked. Also took almost 15 dollars in change from his glovebox. I didn't get high besides the headrush that made me feel like I was going to pass out. Feel like fucking shit now.
▶ No.137718
>>137717
Just go down to Domino's dumpster and get a mouldy pizza and you'll feel fine.
▶ No.137719
You gotta sniff slow, take a break between sniffs and pace yourself. Diesel fuel get you fucked up good thou
▶ No.137720>>137722 >>137723 >>137724 >>137725 >>137726 >>137729
Here it is boys.
Parents will be home soon and i have to tell them that a got fired.
I fucking hate this
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▶ No.137722
>>137720
Boo hoo, tell them you got a job as being a neet and you'll be pissing in jugs from now on
▶ No.137723
>>137720
How long had you been at that job?
why did you get fired?
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▶ No.137726>>137727
>>137720
>1990's
>telling your parents you were gay was a death sentence
>2017
>telling your parents you are a NEET is a death sentence
▶ No.137727
>>137726
OUT OF MUMMY'S HOUSES AND I TO THE STREETS, WE'RE HERE WERE NEETS GET USED TO IT.
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▶ No.137731>>137734 >>137735
>>137647
T-they can't do that, right? My doctors know more than they do.
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▶ No.137733>>137737
>>137732
Wanna guzzle my cum?
▶ No.137734
>>137731
They only do it if you fuck up the anal rod test
▶ No.137735>>137739
>>137731
The idea for that Pepe was conceived by me. I had to get a drawfag on r9k to actually make it though. I am always pleased when someone posts one of my Pepes. It is all I have ever achieved in life, suggesting a few good Pepes.
▶ No.137737
>>137733
you first. i'm not cut, hope that's not an issue
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▶ No.137739>>137740
>>137735
You are just contributing to the problem!
▶ No.137740>>137741
>>137739
Pepe is the solution to the problem.
▶ No.137741>>137743
>>137740
The final solution.
▶ No.137742>>137745
Got some garlic chicken and fried rice, time to get fat
▶ No.137743>>137744
>>137741
Yes that's right. The final solution to the anime poster problem.
▶ No.137744
>>137743
Cumguzzling is the only solution
▶ No.137745>>137746
>>137742
Please try and make more patriotic food choices anon. We must reject the Chink culture including their (bad hygiene) food.
▶ No.137746>>137748
>>137745
I took the food over to pajeets curry house and he did a big shit in it while the Chinese man pissed on the rice
▶ No.137747>>137749 >>137750 >>137751 >>137755
I did the Job capacity assessment today. Interviewer was nice, I told them all my problems and discussed my ongoing mental health treatment and my impact of my mental conditions on my life. My only concern is failing the test and them to reject my dsp claim and my med certs (like >>137647). This is my greatest fear, being forced to do something that I cannot handle and will severely deteriorate my mental health.
Hopefully I pass the assessment, and if they reject my claim, and my certs and force me to do Work for the dole and have to deal with all of that and the "Job" providers belittling my illnesses I will literally kill myself. Hopefully I got the 20 points on the test.
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▶ No.137749>>137753
>>137747
What mental health issues to you actually have?
feel like you have to be schizo or acute psychotic to get dsp.
▶ No.137750>>137753
>>137747
Did they stick the rod up your ass?
▶ No.137751>>137752
>>137747
Wfd is fun, you'll be sitting in a room with bludgers and bogans "fixing" bikes for 8 hours a day
▶ No.137752>>137754 >>137761
>>137751
I see some hot girls at max fairly often, are there any cute girls at WFD?
▶ No.137753>>137756 >>137757
>>137749
I don't want to reveal personal information, but they are include depression and anxiety, but they are not the main problem or issue.
>>137750
No.
How long will I have to wait to see the results of the assessment? Or an email?
▶ No.137754
>>137752
Maybe one or two but most are gross
▶ No.137755
>>137747
Good luck with it anon. If you do end up committing suicide do it in the Centrelink office and clearly explain it was Centrelink to blame in your note.
▶ No.137756>>137760
>>137753
If it is a DSP claim they phone you with the results. Mine took a few weeks if I remember correctly.
▶ No.137757>>137758 >>137759
>>137753
That's probably pretty smart not to reveal anything. Department of human services have a team monitoring this general 24/7 to try get info to reject peoples disability support pension claims and just catch welfare cheats in general. They have a war chest of hundreds of thousands of dollars and lawyer on retainer to subpoena data related to posts on 8ch.net at a hats drop.
▶ No.137758
>>137757
They should just employ us all to be internet police for them. No more bludging from us and we will use our neet hackor skills to get the bogans on facebook
▶ No.137759>>137762 >>137763
>>137757
>That's probably pretty smart not to reveal anything. Department of human services have a team monitoring this general 24/7 to try get info to reject peoples disability support pension claims and just catch welfare cheats in general. They have a war chest of hundreds of thousands of dollars and lawyer on retainer to subpoena data related to posts on 8ch.net at a hats drop.
Are you being truthful? My conditions are real, I'm just anxious I wont get it. I feel honestly worthless.
▶ No.137760
>>137756
Thanks, hopefully the wait isn't tedious.
▶ No.137761
>>137752
I had a few in one wfd course I did, they ALL have boyfriends though. No exceptions.
▶ No.137762>>137764 >>137767 >>137771
>>137759
They take this shit extremely seriously.At my last max appointment the lady pulled up some posts from a few generals ago and asked me why I had been faking my job searches. It's fucked man. TPG even gave up my personal information when DHS legal team requested it.
I can only post in this general now because I activated a simcard using some randoms license I found on instagram. We are all on thin fucking ice.
▶ No.137763
>>137759
Your gonna get arrested and sent to wfd
▶ No.137764>>137765
>>137762
>Centrelink pays people to browse the neet general but they still can't hire more than 3 phone operators for the entire country
▶ No.137765
>>137764
priorities mate, we aren't in the business of just giving money away.. oh, wait.
▶ No.137766>>137768 >>137769
Sarcasm can be difficult to detect on the internet so I hope you more autistic neets understand that there is not actually a taskforce of government agents monitoring the neet general.
▶ No.137767>>137773
>>137762
Prove it. I doubt you are telling the truth. Even if they were watching, my mental health problems are real and not being faked.
▶ No.137768>>137770
>>137766
Nice try cenno"neet"
▶ No.137769>>137770
>>137766
Right on time. Cenno shills have arrived.
*DHS has deposited $0.001to your account.*
▶ No.137770
>>137768
>>137769
It is not funny to try and scare a vulnerable NEET.
▶ No.137771
>>137762
Stop trying to rev up the DSP mental cases, most of us are already extremely paranoid, you'll make someone snap.
▶ No.137772
Cenno suspended me for a week for not declaring my rape victims
▶ No.137773>>137780
>>137767
I am trying to help you. I cannot prove anything without revealing my identity to the DHS cyber investigations team. Getting back on newstart after being suspended over some posts was a massive fucking headache, Cenno really fucking track their heels with appeals.
I am pleading you to heed my warnings. I don't want you to go through what I have.
Start thinking about every post you have made on here. If there are any that might indicate you are capable of any kind of work start preparing a defense or some elaborate story to prove you personally didn't post them.
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▶ No.137780
>>137773
Do not believe this man's lies.
▶ No.142212
>>137131
i have been fapping 4 times a day for the last 10 years. if i hold off fapping for a few days my cumshots are absolutely enormous and i get an erection simply when the wind blows. i think my dick has adapted to the harsh conditions i have placed on it and am producing more semen than i probably should. i cum about 3 dinner spoons worth of cum every day. if i wait about 3 days it all bursts out in one cumshot almost like piss gluging out of my dick. im glad i work from home otherwise i wouldnt have time to wank 4 times a day. how many weatbix do you do a day?
▶ No.142213
>>137504
this is the definition of guerilla marketing
▶ No.193037
Join /aus/
discord.gg/bz6KDC