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Hope you NEETs have a good rest today, having a pepporoni pizza for lunch and I'll have a lengthy few hour session of Final Fantasy after lunch.
>>129252
Wild Arms is a simple JRPG to start with, Paper Mario aswell.
Ys Oath of Felghana is ~20 hours and is on PC and PSP. It's not turn based.
What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?
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>>129258 (OP)
>What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?
I haven't been playing games much lately. I only really play PC games nowadays. I hate the weekends. I wish my mum went out with her friends more often and spares me the misery of having to put up with her.
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what is "boipussy" and why do I keep getting messages from people asking me to give it to them
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>>129261
Its men who look kinda feminine and could pass for women. what platform are you getting messaged on?
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Morning NEETs, went to piss in my bottle and accidentally pissed on my hand. :/
Anyway, who re-uses their piss jugs? I used to, but now after filling them up I just seal them and throw them in my bin. Much better than fucking around emptying them, and I have plenty of milk bottles to use for a constant supply of piss bottles.
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>>129258 (OP)
PC, although I really need to build a new one, current one is 4 years old and starting to show its age.
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>>129258 (OP)
>What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?
Hearthstone mainly but I've been thinking about buying chronicon and asura.
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>>129269
PC btw because im not a console pleb altho I do want to buy the wii switch for the new mario game but im not paying $600 for a single fucking game that will be dead in a few years
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>>129268
>tfw PC from 2005 and still browses the web even with multiple windows up fine
I really am pushing my luck though
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>>129272
Terror attacks no longer phase me at all.
As long as you have muzrats in society, there will always be problems.
they need to be physically removed
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>>129272
I wonder when (if ever) normies will ever acknowledge that the increasing Muslim population brings an increased degree of terrorism with it
I don't blame all Muslims for terrorism by any extent but when you have these braindead normies just going around with their "terrorism has no religion" and "marginalized youth" it really begins to activate my almonds like nothing else, I wish we could just be honest as a society for a chance and stop virtue signalling about every single little thing
I can't even watch australian TV anymore with cunts like Carrie Bickmore and all those daytime and morning middle aged personality-cult women who just use every opportunity to show how good of a person they are to the sportsball and house/singing competition TV watching normie
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>>129270
I feel the same way about the new Zelda game, I'd have bought a Switch by now if I was a wagie.
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>>129258 (OP)
>Not naming this the Winter Edition
>What games/sytems?
PS4 and GTAV, although I boxed it a month ago 'cause I haven't played it at all this year. I am feeling the urge to play something though
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>>129274
It's not really even the normies that are stuck on that bullshit, it's our sickeningly left media.
I talk to quite a few normies (shock horror) and everyones sick to death of the shit but the tv people will keep on interviewing dangerhairs and uni students and pretending they're real people.
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>>129258 (OP)
>ys music
aww yiss, currently dicking around in the crossout beta
>>129272
>run
>hide
>tell
if only someone told those poor kids in rotherham
▶ No.129284>>129288
I've been playing a bit of Gran Turismo 5 recently.
Might start playing one of those VNs i downloaded and didnt touch, they're about the only thing my poverty tier laptop can handle
Maybr I should just buy a computer
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
we're all going to make it NEETs
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>>129272
Stupid gay muslims
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>>129284
Get a cheap copy of GT6 if you can - I found it was a lot more enjoyable to play.
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>>129285
Eggman is actually a kinda decent rapper.
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>>129264
I hold on to my piss bottles and the piss and date them so when I'm an old man I can go through them and smell them to remind me of my youth
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>>129258 (OP)
>What games/systems we playing on now NEETs?
Currently playing some alpha MMO called Project Gorgon on the PC. It's got a old school MMO feel about it currently its free to play but they'll require you to pay in the future. There's a strange dry humour embedded throughout the entire game, along with a fair amount racism between the playable races.
You don't pick a class, you're given a choice between 16 combat skills plus 6 beast forms and there's some 70+ crafting/other skills
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>>129285
I wonder how long it will be before eggman has another breakdown
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Gonna eat the whole pizza like a fattie.
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>>129297
looks gross tbh, you deserve better neeto
bakers delight herb pizza base, spinach and greens, little cheese and some pepperoni in the oven for 30 mins and you're set, cheaper and tastier too
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>>129303
I use those shop ones as a base to build a real pizza on.
You can get a decent feed that way.
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>>129303
just noticed you included spinach in your ingredients.
Fuck you you spinach pizza putting on degenerate
Have you no shame ?
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>>129303
Maybe 'neeto' can't get any better…
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how is gf 2017 going, neets?
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>>129314
>how is gf 2017 going, neets?
It's not.
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>>129314
the gf isn't until september
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>>129314
I don't think I will ever have a gf. Just being realistic.
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>>129297
How much was that? I would rather get a $5 one from dominos, or make your own.
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has the BO given some faggot powers here or something ?
Some cunt keeps deleting posts with the word boong in them.
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Just bought a goon
Am drinking said goon
>>129314
Could've done without those 'no gf' feels tonight…
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>>129314
Rape season is picking up
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>>129323
>raping during a time when people are less likely to go outside, less likely to wear light clothing and when it's pretty cool outside so you might catch a cold
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>>129318
$3.50 according to Coles online shop
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>>129324
>when people are less likely to go outside
I thought that would be a reason WHY winter is rape season. Less witnesses I guess, and people don't really go out socializing in groups during the winter so the people you do find are mostly alone right?
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>>129326
but what kind of person would go outside alone on a winters night? I dunno man, I'm too autistic to rape anyone so I don't really know the logistics
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>>129319
>keeps deleting boong posts
Such as?
>>129324
Catching a cold is the last thing you need to be worried about when planning a rape. Winter is probably the best time for it as you can cover yourself head-to-toe in dark clothing and not even break a sweat. Just imagine how uncomfortable that would be during Summer.
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>>129328
bit rude to give your rape victim a cold though
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>>129327
People walking to the police station to report being raped at home.
Sloppy rape seconds aren't so bad
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>had to give my sister $150 dollars to get our flat cleaned and carpet professionally cleaned before we move out
>she threatened to withhold (I'm not on the lease) my half of the bond
>after paying the last fortnights rent and bills I have $80 left to feed myself and get fuel to move to my parents house 4 hours away
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>>129332
No matter how poor you are you can still afford to fap
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>>129334
that kind of mindset leads to bums jacking it in libraries
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Forgot dans closes at 6 today
fucks sake
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>>129332
make that 60$
going to bws in a sec
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>>129158
God she's beautiful. What movie is that from?
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>>129314
It's not but I've almost lost 50kg (still got another like 30-40kg to go but its something) and I go out everyday for an hour for my walk so its at least doing better than 2016.
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>>129319
He is a junkie so it wouldnt shock me if he is a boong
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>>129342
>boong
>having a job
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>>129339
What you getting?
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>>129345
got a 10 dollar woolies docket deal for a six pack of superdry
going to get a long neck to go with it
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>>129327
I go out alone for my walk at night and so does some running chick he takes the same path thing as me (I've seen other people also out for a walk alone but I dont pay attention to them)
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>>129332
Stop being a beta faggot
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im playing a pokemon diamond rom on PC, i like the older pokemon games better. gens 4 and 5 were best IMO. i didn't like gen 6 or 7.
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>>129352
I'm giving you legit advise.
You should never give somebody money for bond if you're not on the lease or w/e because they ten hold all the power over you.
T. AlphaNEET who made his mum move out so he could have comfy gubby housing all to himself.
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>>129354
Been tempted to emulate soul silver and omega ruby. Tried to recapture the magic a few times but it's just never as good as you remember it being as a kid.
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>>129348
>he
You've been caught out m8
>>129350
Is there any joy to be had in being a homeless alpha?
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>>129339
>bws
BLASPHEMY
DAN WILL NOT BE HAPPY!
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>>129357
Meant to say she and you know it.
>Is there any joy to be had in being a homeless alpha?
You'd at least be alpha and have dignity
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>>129356
both are good, i liked ORAS. but XY was shit, and i thought SM was shit too. alola sucks
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>>129355
>made his own mother move out
Promptly kill yourself, you soulless POS
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>>129359
can you buy food with dignity?
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>>129359
>and you know it
For all I know you could be wearing your mother's panties while watching scat-porn as I type this
>have dignity
Sleeping in a gutter?
>>129360
Pokemon Snap on N64 is where the fun ended m80.
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>>129332
>he actually fell for the 'you have to pay your final bill' meme
The real estate agent will never hassle you for a single missed payment. Besides, you weren't even on the lease.
That's in the past though. $80 is enough for a 4-hour drive. It's all good NEET, try to enjoy the road trip.
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>>129340
Anya Taylor Joy. Yes, she's stunningly gorgeous. Watch her in the Witch. I took that screencap from Split, which is a terrible movie, but she almost saves it simply with her beauty.
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>>129365
Yeah I'm over reacting. If it wasn't my sister and I didn't have 500 bux bond at stake I would have. If I had fucked over my sister my whole family would be pissed at me.
>>129355
That is good advice. I wouldn't have reacted so negatively if you had put that in your post.
>>129358
Dan get fucked until he extends his sunday trading hours.
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>>129366
Yeah I know who she is, a certain neet recommended I watch The Witch (hint, he's a virgin) which I thoroughly enjoyed. I've downloaded Morgan but haven't watched it yet. Haven't seen Split either, though the trailers looked good.
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>>129361
? I didnt like legit force her to move out she did it willingly she just knew that I'd never leave because the area is nice and rent is cheap.
>>129364
I'm not john
Sleeping in the gutter is better than letting a woman have power over you.
>>129367
I thought the whole "make sure shits in writing" thing" was common knowledge but I realised I was mistaken.
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>>129369
Passive aggressive faggot
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>>129358
>>129367
Remind me again why we should have this loyalty to Dan? My local Dan's is 5km away whilst the closest place I can buy booze from is a Liquorland which is like 400m away.
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>>129341
Get on the dsp for anorexia
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>>129341
What was your starting weight?
I'm 133kg I was 138kg at the start of the year. I have a binge eating problem.
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>>129374
>implying im not already on the dsp
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>>129372
Dan will come for you in your sleep
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>>129376
158kg
I also have somewhat of a binge eating problem but I solved that by not buying food I can binge on (I still eat crap once a week like today and yesterday but thats because my mum came down)
Going for a 6km (technically 5.8.something but 6 sounds better) everyday helps offset any of the bad choices I make on occasion tho.
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>>129369
>she did it willingly
Ah Ok, sorry for the false accusation.
>I'm not John
I reckon there's a bit of John in all of us, at least those that were traumatised by his posts
>make sure it's in writing
That doesn't always happen between family or friends
>>129372
It's nothing more than an in-joke
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>>129380
50kg is ridiculous progress for six months. Good shit.
What do you eat on an average day?
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>>129376
now that i live alone i dont care about being fat anymore
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>>129381
Well his sister clearly wasnt worthy of his trust.
>>129382
I've been at this for almost 2 years (I posted about it in an old thread) but I didnt really start getting into it "full time" till about september or november last year
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>>129376
>tfw 70kg NEET
you're a big guy for me anon
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Yeah not sure where I got the six month time frame from.
Have you got much loose skin?
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>>129383
I honestly dont really care about being fat but if I want to call people degenerates irl I figured I should at least be fit not that being fats ever stopped me tho.
I'm also getting fit for tons of other reasons tho.
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>>129386
Idk atm but I probably will.
▶ No.129389
Gonna watch a movie about Exorcisms, give muhself nightmares. G'night
▶ No.129390>>129393
if I have loose skin badly ill just stab it so it forced the doctors to remove it for free (assuming I cant get it done for free/cheap already)
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>>129381
>I reckon there's a bit of John in all of us
I don't want any john inside me buddy
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>>129368
>Yeah I know who she is, a certain neet recommended I watch The Witch (hint, he's a virgin) which I thoroughly enjoyed
I am VN, the guy you just responded to.
Split is shockingly bad, but most people seem to like it. Watch it for Anya.
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>>129390
iirc health insurance never covers it since its classed as a 'cosmetic' surgery. Doubt it would be covered in the public system either.
It's like 30-40k for loose skin removal.
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>>129393
Oh wow yeah nah stabbing it is then.
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>>129396
bet you could fly to thailand and get it done for 50 bucks
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>>129392
I shall, how was Get Out? If you haven't seen The Autopsy of Jane Doe you should see it, not great but pretty good
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>>129398
Ah so you are Goonbag. You never got on IRC, sad m8.
Get Out was pretty shit. You can't expect much from a nigger director. But then again, others liked it so you might well. The acting was bad, the dialogue was cringey and the pacing was weird.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe looks pretty good, I will get it now.
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Anyone ever think about Gongneet (Gookneet)? I think it's really sad. He was always trying to get people to go with him to Thailand. Truth was he was lonely. He thought Aussie Neet was his friend but Aussie Neet dox'd him and called his parents, causing him to leave the neetgen forever.
Gongneet added a lot to this gen and it's a shame to see him go. I wish he would come back.
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>>129399
My all-knowing e-friend, I frequently 'log-on' to IRC/Discord but never seem to be online when anyone else is. Last time I was on IRC I was talking to Dougie/BO about his recent promotion to manager.
>others liked it so you might well
I find that offensive. I've been trying to watch The Exorcism of Emily Rose the past two nights but kept falling to sleep because I was literally too tired. About to try again. G'night
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>>129400
>he was lonely
t. everyone ITT
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>>129400
He was a good guy, he genuinely seemed like he was quite lonely in hindsight
fuck imagine getting a crew of NEETs together on NEETbux and going on some Farcry 3 jungle south east asia trip, would definitely make for some quality moments
AN I have to admit I enjoyed his vids but honestly was a volatile shit cunt, doxing assholes is one thing but Gookneet was out of line, I hope GN is doing well - anyone heard from him?
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>>129403
I'd prefer to do a bush trip with a bunch of NEETs. Get Goonbag, Cheesecake, DSP, VN and some unnamed NEETs together and just go camping somewhere in the Aussie wilderness.
GN hasn't been heard from since he was dox'd and IRL harassed by AN. He just left never to come back. I think he was genuinely unsettled and hurt by the whole thing.
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>>129404
aren't we mainly split west coast and east coast 50/50 though?
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>>129404
That does sound fun, but I'd never be brave enough to actually do something like that with a bunch of anonymous internet people
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>>129397
>going to gookland yeah nty
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>>129393
look up ketogenic diets. they explain a lot about metabolism. something about your body eating it's own protein causes loose skin. so long as your mainly burning fat, you won't get the skin folds. unless you drop a shitload of weight really quicky. like that guy that decided "fuck it, I'm swimming 20km of laps every day" that was on ACA a couple of years ago. He lost shitloads of weight really quickly and looked like a melted sugar glider with a pot belly.
ketosis can fuck up your liver though, so do your research before you start eating sticks of butter.
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>>129405
we can meet half way in the outback and have a neet corroboree in the desert.
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>>129409
Alice Springs?
>tfw neet desert burn out crew chasing emus and drinking abo goon
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>>129409
we should meet at wolf creek
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>>129410
One of us might even be lucky enough to lose our virginity to an abo.
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>>129412
I'd rather fuck a kangaroo tbh
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>>129409
hippies are the answer. there is a group called the rainbow family that holds camping trips around the world. made by hippies back after the vietnam war, or by vets after the war, or by CIA niggers after the war, it's all pretty shady and there was a shitload of LSD involved. anyway, they have these outing called gatherings every so often and there is a group in australia.
NEET meetup, plus we'll be able to learn bin diving tips from dole-bludging ferals, the other side of the NEET spectrum. it would be like traveling back in time, to see what our NEET ancestors were like before the invention of the interwebs.
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>>129414
hippies are gross though
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>>129412
>>129414
see you there bruvas
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When I get a GF I'm going to take her camping with me in the middle of the bush and we can kiss under a gum tree and fuck like rabbits in our tent.
Hnnnng, oh god NEETs it would be so good.
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>>129420
would be cheaper to just go camping with an anime fuckpillow
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>>129422
Not nearly as fun, though.
▶ No.129425>>129426
the last neet camping trip ended in failure, would we do any better
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>>129425
There was a neet camping trip?
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>>129426
long ago, a single neet made the long trek to lands unclaimed (except for the campers next to him)
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>>129427
Are you talking about AN's trips with his 4WD?
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>>129418
I don't mind hanging out with hippies, but if abos show up I'm leaving. This group had an issue in NSW a few years ago when they hosted one of their gatherings near some survivalists compound. A member of the survivalists group came across their campsite, got dosed with LSD, then started chasing people around with a knife and crossbow. Cops showed up, he declares them in violation of international law, goes all bush ninja then starts chasing the cops around. His final words were "you shot me in the arse you cunts." No shit, look it up. he was the son of a former rugby league player or something. All through this the hippies were doing a meditative "ommm" chant to get him to stop. For 14 fucking hours. I need something like this in my life, but abos are a deal-breaker.
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>>129409
You've figured out our secret NEET meetings in Eucla.
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I'm taking a NEET roadtrip from Sydney down to Tasmania at the end of the month, going for a week, gonna be super comfy with the cold weather.
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>>129431
>roadtrip to an island
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>>129430
>tfw no neet teleportation relay
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>>129432
google maps is pretty amazing
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>>129432
Spirit of Tasmania, drive on drive off ferry.
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>>129431
>>129431
Tassie is the NEET capital of Australia. Haven't been there in 10 years but it's a really beautiful place. Enjoy yourself.
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>>129437
This will actually be my 2nd trip, went last year, lovely place, would really like to move there one day.
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i brought an arcade stick with my future centrelink welfare
now i have to wait for it
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>>129439
Are you camping? or do you have a comfy van?
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>>129444
Hotels, been saving up those good boy points.
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>>129445
didn't know hotels accepted gbp
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>>129445
I forgot you could drive sydney to melbourne in a day.
nice, got much of a budget for touristy shit/ treating yourself?
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>>129448
I'm driving down the coast so it's going to be a two day trip to Melbourne, just staying in a little coastal town near Eden, then I'm doing a full loop of Tasmania, about 1500km. I've got about $3000 which I probably wont spend all of it.
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>go on b for the 1st time in at least a year
>its being spammed with cp
Why do I even bother with chans anymore..
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>>129450
Pedos ruin a lot of the more fringe chanesque communities
they really should be gassed tbh
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>>129451
oy vey that's anti-semetic
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>>129451
They're as bad as Queers even thou they're pretty much the same thing
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>>129381
Is that fucker still lurking around here?
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How does the DSP back pay thing work?
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>>129412
>abo
my degenerate fantasy
im pretty sure i found abo porn, it was girls do west on pornhub, she was called indian and not abo tho but im pretty sure…
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>>129279
>It's not really even the normies that are stuck on that bullshit, it's our sickeningly left media.
>I talk to quite a few normies (shock horror) and everyones sick to death of the shit but the tv people will keep on interviewing dangerhairs and uni students and pretending they're real people.
Think youre right on this one. Have heard someone suggest that around 10 percent of those on the left are avtually supporting these insane leftist policies and think that way. The rest are just left because of social reasons. We all know how the left will try to ostracize those with right leanings etc. If you dig into Hillary and Obamas mentor Saul Alinsky and his rules for radicals shit its all about pretending or promoting that they are the majority. The lefty media makes up most of the media because suckass globalist scum own the media. Look at how they tried to skew Trump losing by 99 percent in the election.
>>129297
>Gonna eat the whole pizza like a fattie.
I would have gone for 2.
>>129312
>>>129303
>just noticed you included spinach in your ingredients.
>Fuck you you spinach pizza putting on degenerate
>Have you no shame ?
Some of us Neets are cultured. Unlike half the general like you who are Barbarian Savages. Try honey glazed banana and charred avocado pizza.
>>129332
>>had to give my sister $150 dollars to get our flat cleaned and carpet professionally cleaned before we move out
Could have hired a steam cleaner from the Safeway for 50 bucks - cleaned it yourself and saved 100 Neetbux
>>129431
>I'm taking a NEET roadtrip from Sydney down to Tasmania at the end of the month, going for a week, gonna be super comfy with the cold weather.
Come visit me Neet. OldNeet in rural Vic. Bring some weed too.
▶ No.129472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Gave me a good laugh.
Starts off slow.
Then gets pretty funny with the subtitles.
▶ No.129473>>129474 >>129479
>>129471
>Bring some weed too.
>tfw to autistic to buy weed
▶ No.129474>>129477
>>129473
>>Bring some weed too.
>>tfw to autistic to buy weed
Autistic enough to get someone else to buy weed.
▶ No.129477>>129495
>>129474
>tfw don't know someone else
▶ No.129479>>129495
>>129473
Wedd is for niggers anyway anon
▶ No.129480>>129481 >>129486 >>129495
>Wake up 5 hours before fortnightly appointment
>No food but no neet shopping until Im done with today's crap
>Housemate arguing about some bill on the phone
Sure is fucking Monday, please end me
▶ No.129481>>129483
>>129480
>he has to go to appointments
>hes poor because he isnt on the dsp
>lives with somebody
Sounds like everyday must suck for you not just monday
▶ No.129482
Might give the chain on my motorbike a clean and good lube up then go for a neet ride.
its getting a bit crusty
▶ No.129483>>129484 >>129485 >>129488 >>129492 >>129495 >>129506
>>129481
Cant wait till they fuck you over mate. New budget means if you don't have plans to cut your legs off get ready to be back in the shit with the rest of us
▶ No.129484>>129489 >>129495
>>129483
Won't happen, Liberals can't get anything passed in the senate and labor will win the next election too. Besides half the people here genuinely need to be on dsp anyway.
▶ No.129485>>129489
>>129483
>Cant wait till they fuck you over mate. New budget means if you don't have plans to cut your legs off get ready to be back in the shit with the rest of us
That's just straight up lies, the current government has been rather kind to dsp neets and has no plans to change anything, they are even giving them an extra $75 at the end of the month for winter heating/electricity bills.
▶ No.129486>>129487
>>129480
>tfw comfy public holiday and no max appointment for another two weeks
Looking forward to sitting around muh comfy fireplace all day
▶ No.129487>>129490
>>129486
>muh comfy fireplace all day
Jelly, wish I had a fireplace.
▶ No.129488>>129495
>>129483
yeah nah not going to happen. once you're on dsp they've pretty much given up on you
>>129471
>OldNeet in rural Vic
where are you again? centralfag here
▶ No.129489>>129491 >>129495 >>129507 >>129570
>>129485
>Energy assistance payment
So what, all the dsp neets that have been popping xanex and prosac all day for years are fucked when table 6 is removed from being a legit reason for getting/being on dsp
>>129484
When did a legit reason mean anything, you're going to have to fight to keep it and that day is coming soon. Enjoy "proving" your mental illness when your psychs getting pressure from centrelink like regular docs now are
▶ No.129490
>>129487
This is my first winter having one since I was 14 or 15. Top comfy tbh, chopping wood is great too.
▶ No.129491
>>129489
Yeah yeah mate, heard it all before, stay jelly.
▶ No.129492>>129493 >>129495
>>129483
Be kind to fellow NEETs
▶ No.129493>>129494 >>129495 >>129508
>>129492
Tbf I get what he's on about.
The "dsp master race" bullshit gets pretty tiresome.
▶ No.129494>>129499
>>129493
I don't mind non-DSP NEETs (am one myself, but applying for DSP) but people who complain about going to job appointments and refusing to get certs gets repetitive.
▶ No.129495>>129499 >>129500
>>129477
>>tfw don't know someone else
My last real friend died a little over a year ago.
Died.
Doggo is now my only real friend.
>>129479
>Wedd is for niggers anyway anon
No Neet, only shit weeed is for niggers. You should try some of my well-matured blends.
>>129480
>>Housemate arguing about some bill on the phone
Do you want me to call Neet Protection on him?
>>129483
>Cant wait till they fuck you over mate. New budget means if you don't have plans to cut your legs off get ready to be back in the shit with the rest of us
not sure what about but funny regardless. will do a mspaint for you of it.
>>129484
>Besides half the people here genuinely need to be on dsp anyway.
This is true. Blessed are the real Neets.
>>129488
>>OldNeet in rural Vic
>where are you again? centralfag here
Im in the ice capital of Vic - Seymour. Think theres another Neet here also in the same area.
>>129489
>Enjoy "proving" your mental illness when your psychs getting pressure from centrelink like regular docs now are
I'll help all the Neets out with my patented 'act crazy' scam.
>>129492
>Be kind to fellow NEETs
Good advice. We know 98 percent of the time Neets are just joking though. Or I like to think so.
>>129493
>The "dsp master race"
Ready to take over the world with subversion and pepe memes.
▶ No.129497>>129498 >>129502
>>129496
You don't need legs to shitpost anyway
▶ No.129498
>>129497
>You don't need legs to shitpost anyway
Legs are for niggers.
▶ No.129499>>129501 >>129510
>>129494
>people who complain about going to job appointments and refusing to get certs gets repetitive.
some people just can't lie. this is their only outlet, give them a break
>>129495
>Im in the ice capital of Vic - Seymour
so close but so far because no car
▶ No.129500
▶ No.129501>>129504
>>129499
>some people just can't lie
>implying everyone on certs is lying, none of them have actual mental problems
I get certs because I am too fucked in the head and apply for dsp
▶ No.129502
>>129497
>2017
>being a legcuck
▶ No.129503>>129510
Gotta get a new med cert on Wednesday, hoping the doc will give me something longer than a 2 week cert this time
▶ No.129504>>129509 >>129510
>>129501
Some people can't bring themselves to admit they can't function like a normal person. It's a shit realization, memes aside.
▶ No.129505>>129510
Everyone who gets cucked out of their jobs by automation will be on something like DSP in 10 to 15 years time. Our NEET lifestyle will be taken over by normies, so enjoy the time we have.
▶ No.129506
>>129483
Joke on you povocunt cause I'd do w/e it takes to keep my autismbux
▶ No.129507
>>129489
Well its a good thing i'm not a druggo then.
Also you seem really upset about this whole thing did you get denied dsp for being a normalfag?
▶ No.129508
>>129493
T. Povo normie who cant get dsp
▶ No.129509>>129513
>>129504
The first step is admitting you have a problem
▶ No.129510>>129511 >>129561
>>129499
>so close but so far because no car
where are you Neet? Im up for coffee and a chat
>>129503
>Gotta get a new med cert on Wednesday, hoping the doc will give me something longer than a 2 week cert this time
Get a new Doc.
>>129505
>Everyone who gets cucked out of their jobs by automation will be on something like DSP in 10 to 15 years time. Our NEET lifestyle will be taken over by normies, so enjoy the time we have.
Agree. Keep telling everyone here theyre pioneers. Neet Pioneers.
>>129504
>Some people can't bring themselves to admit they can't function like a normal person. It's a shit realization, memes aside.
I like to delude myself. Keeps things smooth.
▶ No.129511>>129512
>>129510
The clinic I go to has loads of doctors so I've been to two different docs so far, but the clinic is in a shit suburb so probably lots of bludger around there
▶ No.129512
>>129511
>The clinic I go to has loads of doctors so I've been to two different docs so far, but the clinic is in a shit suburb so probably lots of bludger around there
Go to a different suburb. No questions asked.
▶ No.129513>>129514
>>129509
That only counts when the problem can be solved. If it can't the steps are all meaningless.
▶ No.129514
>>129513
>That only counts when the problem can be solved. If it can't the steps are all meaningless.
Deep. Art of War stuff.
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▶ No.129516>>129517 >>129521
Good afternoon everyone. Don't know what the rest of you cunts got up to this morning but I spent it in bed on the goon. That's no life to live. About to do some exercises then maybe see a movie tonight. Payday today, feels good mang but car rego due this month so can't spend much of it on pointless shit (ie goon, fast-food and whores)
▶ No.129517>>129519 >>129562 >>129590
>>129516
My car rego is due too
Not sure why I even bother having a car, i've been on my Ls forever
▶ No.129518>>129561 >>129564 >>129590
Just had a monster fap, felt like my balls were going to explode out of my dick as the ground shook.
Could hear people screaming and panicking outside.
▶ No.129519
>>129517
Car and proper licence can give a NEET freedom. Get your P's.
▶ No.129520>>129523 >>129592
Got another scam call but had an Australian sounding person on the other end this time. They're upping their game lads.
https://www.internet.asn.au/2017/05/scam-research-survey-calls/
▶ No.129521>>129590
>>129516
I got up because my mum woke me thankfully she made me a coffee and got me some subway for breakfast before doing the dishes and leaving me alone for another month or more.
▶ No.129523>>129525
>>129520
Tricking normies out of their hard earned money could be a fun job for a neet
▶ No.129525
>>129523
Wouldn't be surprised if it was Max signing NEETs up for dodgy call centre gigs.
▶ No.129526
>>129471
>OldNeet in rural Vic
Sounds comfy af m8
▶ No.129527>>129528 >>129529 >>129530 >>129532 >>129534 >>129541 >>129542 >>129556 >>129561 >>129563 >>129601
Dad just called me and told me he booked me into a traffic controller course last week. The course starts Wednesday. I am, fucking livid not only did he do this without my consent but he intentionally left it to now to tell me because it's too late to get a refund so I couldn't refuse without leaving him out of pocket. I told him all this then he proceeded to emotionally blackmail by telling me exactly how much money he had wasted on my failed university career. To make things even worse he says he has a job lined up for me when I move back home the weekend after next.
Feel like hanging myself out of spite.
▶ No.129528
>>129527
Daddy bots are the enemy of the neets
▶ No.129529
▶ No.129530>>129531 >>129532
>>129527
Sounds like he's trying to help you tbh.
▶ No.129531>>129533
>>129530
Helping become a wagecuck
Traffic control would be an awful job, being yelled at in public by tradies for being a slack cunt
▶ No.129532
>>129527
Traffic controller could be a pretty easy, comfy job for someone who truly wants to be a NEET.
>>129530
This, he's only trying to help you out, he probably can't bare the thought of his son becoming a complete "failure"
▶ No.129533
>>129531
the only things bad about being a tc is standing out in the sun/rain and having to talk to the other tc
it's not bad and certainly not the worst you can do
▶ No.129534>>129535 >>129537 >>129541 >>129557 >>129603
>>129527
>To make things even worse he says he has a job lined up for me when I move back home the weekend after next.
Youve won the fucking Neet Lottery and youre complaining? Free course - Job lined up for you. Fuck me. Youre a spoilt little right cunt!
Go Fuck Yourself!
Hang yourself so a deserving and grateful prick can take your place you whiny little shit!
▶ No.129535
>>129534
You're missing the point, most NEETs wish to remain NEETs, all we want is to be comfy, and to be left alone.
▶ No.129536>>129538 >>129540 >>129603
i did traffic controlling for almost 2 weeks but quit because you're suppose to get a break for food as well as toilet breaks if need be but you aren't allowed to leave your post and there will be noone to help you so i hope you like the idea of holding your piss or shit for up to 8 hours and not eating and being out in the cold and the sun all day long and the sore back from standing on your feet all day
the pay is ok though but not worth it
▶ No.129537>>129539
>>129534
hot head wagie dectected
▶ No.129538>>129603
>>129536
and by help i meant to say noone to relieve you from your post while you take a piss or have a lunch break, legally you're entitled to it but you wont get it because then they have to employ an additional person to watch your post while you're afk
▶ No.129539>>129609
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ive watched this 6 times and its freaky.
Seems theres a dummy with a magical Harry Potter arm.
>>129537
>hot head wagie dectected
Id give my left nut for an opportunity like that.
▶ No.129540
>>129536
That's why you bring a piss jug
▶ No.129541>>129545 >>129558 >>129609 >>129648
>>129527
Traffic controllers make a shitload of money for next-to-no effort and you realistically can't be a NEET forever. It's worth taking this seriously, you might otherwise find yourself being forced into begging supermarkets for min. wage work like I'm doing right now.
>>129534
Leave him alone
▶ No.129542>>129543
>>129527
It sounds like he's providing you with a place to live and wants to see you getting a job so you can move back out and get on with your life
If you're not memeing about necking yourself you should tell him your mental state is really bad at the moment but you're planning to try and fix it.
Make sure you apologize and say you appreciate that he cares, it's not worth burning bridges with your parents neeto.
▶ No.129543>>129544
>>129542
That's bad advice
You should spend your time at dans and spend the rest of your money on tendies and camwhores.
▶ No.129544>>129548
>>129543
>spending money on tendies when you can just get them out of the bins behind chicken treat
▶ No.129545>>129546 >>129559 >>129648
>>129541
>you might otherwise find yourself being forced into begging supermarkets for min. wage work like I'm doing right now
Describes me for the past few years. I wish there was a guide on the internet for how to build a time machine.
▶ No.129546>>129547
>>129545
Kill yourself and hope the pajeets were right about reincarnation
note; don't actually
▶ No.129547>>129549
>>129546
If Pajeets were right about reincarnation why would they waste their time trying to scam a NEET? Unless they're stashing their loot somewhere for their main to pick up.
▶ No.129548>>129564 >>129648
>>129544
On my birthday I treat myself and lurk around the kfc bins for their tendies
▶ No.129549>>129550 >>129554
>>129547
If they believe in reincarnation they must have been real bastards in their previous lives since they live in shit and have shit for skin.
▶ No.129550>>129551 >>129554
>>129549
They see poo as a good thing though.
▶ No.129551>>129552 >>129554
>>129550
Indians are reincarnated as poo, tens of thousand of them die everyday so chances are when you take a shit your shitting out an indian
▶ No.129552
>>129551
bit to esoteric for me NEET.
▶ No.129554>>129555
>>129550
>>129549
>>129551
Maybe Indian's fondness of poo poo is part of their reincarnation belief system to begin with at a fundamental level.
Perhaps we are complicating it, when you eat food and that is digested it is "gone" before re-appearing as poo poo, that to an extent is reincarnation as it stands. A change in the stage of the current.
▶ No.129555
>>129554
Are you suggesting that pee pee poo poo is the Van der Waals forces of lifecycles?
▶ No.129556
>>129527
>I cant refuse without leaving him out of pocket
You can refuse anon just dont be a cuck and dont go problem solved
▶ No.129557>>129648
>>129534
>He wants a job
Fuck off normalfag
▶ No.129558
>>129541
>you realistically can't be a NEET forever
Not with that attitude you cant
▶ No.129559>>129560 >>129564 >>129580 >>129615
>>129545
Are you a friendship-NEET too? It feels impossible to find paid work, even minimum wagecuck positions, when you have no social connections.
I apply for every shit-tier unskilled position on seek and gumtree and indeed, I hand out paper resumes to businesses that have a high turnover of staff and I even stoop to the level of making polite conversations with normies on my neetwalks in the hopes they'll mention their need for an unskilled laborer or some kind of odd job.
tbh I think I'm entitled to the opportunity to work and make minimum wage. I feel like there should be a way to report these businesses to a government watchdog and force them to give me part-time work.
▶ No.129560
>>129559
>Are you a friendship-NEET too?
Yes.
Anybody who supports the Australian cause should be entitled to a minimum wage job if they want one but something tells me it isn't that easy these days. Last I heard, businesses were getting taxed at a percentage based on how many people were on their payroll.
▶ No.129561
>>129510
>where are you Neet? Im up for coffee and a chat
bendigo, 100km away, not sure if you consider that close
i'll meet you if you're game but it could be awkward as fuck and end in like 15mins
>>129518
>i've been on my Ls forever
same, nearly 10 years lol
>>129527
try and find a share house, it's your only hope
▶ No.129562>>129565 >>129648
>>129517
Are you me? Like literally in the same boat, my rego is due 20th this month and I am on my L's still and barely drive my car.
Fuck maybe I am maybe a schizophrenic and am just talking to my multiple personalities
▶ No.129563>>129615
>>129527
fail the TC course
▶ No.129564>>129580 >>129615
>>129518
At 4am today I attempted to fap, just got bored and nothing happened, tried again 2pm today nothing happened. Brendan fraser
>>129548
Since they replaced the based crispy strips with those shit-tier excuse for a tendie they can stay in the bin
>>129559
>tbh I think I'm entitled to the opportunity to work and make minimum wage.
I wish we had more government jobs like manual labor, like kinda socialism for people to do if they cant get neetbux (or dont want) so they can make a decent wage and we can employ more people that have been made redundant (off shoring etc), anyway, more people to pay tax for neetbux
▶ No.129565
>>129562
>Are you me?
Na, but you can be if you really want. I'm not too attached to being me.
▶ No.129566>>129567 >>129574 >>129618
Just got muh 500 dollar advance
time to find something dumb to spend it on
▶ No.129567>>129569
>>129566
Spend it on books, and video games.
▶ No.129568>>129584
Ariana and Miley butchered my favourite song and i'm here to cry about it
▶ No.129569
>>129567
I already have a couple of bookshelves full. Might buy a weeb novel or two though
not too keen on vidya
▶ No.129570>>129572 >>129575 >>129582 >>129587 >>129622
>>129489
>years are fucked when table 6 is removed from being a legit reason for getting/being on dsp
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/federal-budget/budget-2017-substance-abuse-crackdown-and-random-tests-for-dole-bludgers/news-story/20f0568f9d750c97bf7e5eafde05285a
and alcoholism or drug-dependency will be removed as a stand-alone reason for getting the Disability Support Pension (DSP) from July 1 this year.
▶ No.129572>>129573 >>129583
▶ No.129573
>>129572
>stand alone
only white degenerates btfo, drinking while abo qualifies
▶ No.129574
▶ No.129575>>129576
>>129570
>dole bludger
That's a pretty bigoted and Islamaphobic word to use. What about the poor immigrants who can't find a job because they can't speak English or are too traumatized to follow OH&S?
I prefer they use the politically correct term, "occupationally challenged".
▶ No.129576>>129577
>>129575
>not occupationally retarded
▶ No.129577>>129579
>>129576
>wagie
salary, not even once, you fucking pleb
▶ No.129579>>129581
▶ No.129580>>129622
>>129559
Oh, and speaking of forced work, I saw two undeniable NEETs sitting behind a Salvation Army store today, smoking and looking surly. Poor bastards mustn't know about med certs, kek.
>>129564
Apparently a massive government busywork program is the reason Tokyo's rivers are all concreted-in and aesthetically unappealing. I wouldn't mind destroying Australian geography for neetbux.
▶ No.129581>>129622
>>129579
wage earners are plebs. hourly rates opposed to salaries or grants. even commissions encourage you to work hard. wages just encourage you to pass the time. this is why NEETs are superior to wagies.
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▶ No.129583>>129586
>>129582
>>129572
It is however, still used as a supplementary rating (it will count towards your total score as long as you have other things).
In short, you cannot quailfy for dsp for JUST being an alcoholic/drug user. To be fair, you would have to be using them quite a fucking bit just to get the 20 point rating and only in that category.
▶ No.129584>>129585 >>129589 >>129594
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>>129568
I'm guessing this? Not a Crowded House fan but I was surprised to hear them singing it. What's their angle I wonder?
▶ No.129585>>129588
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>>129584
Disgusting, these vapid talentless roasties run everything. Have this to clean your ears.
▶ No.129586>>129595 >>129631
>>129583
Yes it is because alcoholic/drug users should be hung and this is at least a step in the right direction
▶ No.129587
>>129570
NEET revolt when?
▶ No.129588>>129625
>>129585
what a tune
I absolutely belt it out when it comes on the radio when I'm driving
▶ No.129589>>129631
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>129584
It's moments like these that I'm thankful for my niche taste in music.
▶ No.129590>>129591 >>129593 >>129596
>>129517
Do you really want to go through another year of being a 'learner'? Surely not. And surely you've logged enough hours to upgrade to Ps. There is no point in having a car if you can't even drive it on your own. I want you to rectify this issue by the end of this month.
>>129518
Next time, fap inside your house…
>>129521
Sounds like a pretty decent mum tbh. If she didn't give a shit about you she wouldn't have brought you coffee and Subvey. What sub did you get btw?
▶ No.129591>>129593 >>129634
>>129590
Footlong seafood sensation with added bacon
▶ No.129592
>>129520
>faking an Aussie accent
Don't give those sub-human cunts any ideas m80. Surprised the majority of them aren't employing such tactics tbqh.
▶ No.129593>>129634
>>129590
Wholemeal, chicken, swiss, carrot, lettuce, pickles, jalapeno, onion, sweet onion sauce, pepper, toasted.
Yeah my mummybot is great altho I think most of it is her compensating for my shitty childhood.
This fag isnt me btw >>129591
▶ No.129594
>>129584
when did miley cyrus stop looking like a 12 year old lesbian
▶ No.129595>>129597
>>129586
>alcoholic/drug users should be hung
Addicts maybe. Nothing wrong with casual users.
▶ No.129596
>>129590
>Do you really want to go through another year of being a 'learner'?
Honestly at this point I don't give a shit
▶ No.129597>>129599 >>129600
▶ No.129598
How are you still on your Ls after 10 years? I thought once your like 25 you go straight to Ps
▶ No.129599>>129600 >>129606
>>129597
No, you're wrong.
▶ No.129600
▶ No.129601>>129604
>>129527
At least your dad isn't a beta. Some of us grew up with no father, and no such opportunities as you mention. Is becoming a 'lollipop lady' the end of the world? I know that those cunts get paid good wages (($20+/hr). You've just been presented with a real opportunity to escape what you foolishly seek to uphold. Your parents won't live forever, and I can tell you that there is no comfort in moving from one shitty rental property to another for the rest of your life.
▶ No.129603
>>129534
This boomer gets it
>>129536
>almost 2 weeks
Got ourselves a Big Boy over here. With all that super-bux pouring out of your veins when you retire you shall live like a kang
>>129538
>your post
We still talking about traffic controllers or some sort of military operation?
▶ No.129604>>129614
>>129601
The neet life will never end, it will be like Peter pan and captain cook will be max employment
▶ No.129605>>129607 >>129613
What the fuck is this shit? Saw an ad for it here.
https://systemspace.link/
▶ No.129606>>129608
>>129599
>degenerate filth thinks his opinion matters
▶ No.129607
>>129605
It's a very unpopular cult some tranny who is obsessed withe Serial experiments lain is trying to get off the ground.
▶ No.129608>>129610
>>129606
Nazis did drugs retarded faggot
▶ No.129609>>129616
>>129539
This. So sick of being a rental-cuck. Just wanna own a property, but that'll never happen while on welfare (DSP included).
>>129541
What sort of employee-discount do you get for working at a supermarket?
▶ No.129610>>129611
>>129608
>implying I care about nazis
▶ No.129611>>129612
>>129610
Well you seem like a faggot restricting drugs for no good reason for recreational users. If people can use them responsibly without harming others why do you care?
▶ No.129612>>129617
>>129611
This is how I know you're a degenerate because you use shitty leftist arguments.
>oy vey goyim 2 fags marrying doesnt hurt anybody and certainly doesnt have an impact on society
▶ No.129613
>>129605
>TSUKI Project
could at least be the Tsukihi project
▶ No.129614
>>129604
I bet when a neet kills himself he wakes up outside of max employment, five minutes late for his appointment and having to bed not to get cut off
▶ No.129615>>129655
>>129559
I was about to suggest you become a gigolo but remembered you have no experience in sex. Have you tried standing on a busy street with a sign reading "Need a job"?
>>129563
Literally how? Keep dropping the paddle?
>>129564
Anyone tried KFC's breakfast menu?
▶ No.129616
>>129609
>What sort of employee-discount do you get for working at a supermarket?
Probably something like 10% off all full-price items. I just want a low-responsibility low-pay job that doesn't involve face-to-face contact with the public.
▶ No.129617>>129619 >>129620 >>129628 >>129639 >>129640
>>129612
>oy vey goyim 2 fags marrying doesnt hurt anybody and certainly doesnt have an impact on society
That is different. One cunt ruining their body with drugs hurting is not anyone but themselves. Gays and hookup culture spread diseases that could effect the normal populace. Drug users only hurt their own bodies.
▶ No.129618
>>129566
A share or two in Dominos? Think it's about $60 per share.
t. Someone who's never traded on the stockmarket (outside of compulsory super nonsense)
▶ No.129619
>>129617
I think mandatory monthly drug tests for all active ministers would be more than fair. They're running the country after all, would be no more different than DUI.
▶ No.129620
>>129617
not really on either side here, but ruining your body with drugs hurts your family too
▶ No.129622
>>129570
>tfw you've been an alco for the past 5+ years but never knew that that would qualify for DSP and now that you do know it's going to end
Brendan_Fraser.png
>>129580
>undeniable neets
My observant friend, a med-cert is but a phone-call away :)
>I wouldn't mind destroying Australian geography
KYS
>>129581
That's it goy, put in that extra effort and unpaid overtime and you'll get a 'bonus' once a month…
▶ No.129625
>>129588
let's be friends, dubs
▶ No.129627>>129630 >>129634
Just took some valium and playing the thing on pc, pretty comfy
▶ No.129628>>129635
>>129617
>hookup culture is bad
Gee I wonder if drugs and alcohol have any part in that
▶ No.129630
>>129627
I play with my thing on pc too
▶ No.129631>>129659
>>129586
>/leftypol
You're not welcome here, moral-cuck
>>129589
Better than either of those cunts. Are you my friend?
▶ No.129634>>129642 >>129659
>>129591
>seafood sensation
>lover of seaman
John please
>>129593
So what was the actual name of the sub you got?
>>129627
What thing?
▶ No.129635>>129636 >>129637 >>129659
>>129628
>drugs and alcohol have any part in that
I do them alone and am a virgin.
▶ No.129636>>129638 >>129648
>>129635
I smoked weed with other people once, ended up vomiting Hungry Jack's in their house and knocking over a vase in the process.I got thrown out. Had to walk to the bus in the December summer heat and was paranoid on the bus with my hands shaking. Same on the train.
▶ No.129637
>>129635
>2017
>Still a virgin
Don't know why. Am about to watch Platoon for those military feels
▶ No.129638>>129648
>>129636
Kek. Remember smoking the degenerate jew at some random cunt's house and having a fainting episode due to lack of food. I ripped a 'poster' belonging to some uni-grill.
>from a bus to a train
FUck that. It's comments like that I'm reminded the joy of owning a car
▶ No.129639>>129640
>>129617
Why did you vomit?
Does weed give you a head spin?
▶ No.129640>>129641 >>129651
>>129617
Heteros can just as easily spread those diseases that you think only gays can
>>129639
I recall once 'hitting' a bong so hard that I eventually made myself throw up . Never again
▶ No.129641
>>129640
Same. Wasn't the actual effect of the weed that made me spew but I just coughed so hard my gag reflex got triggered.
▶ No.129642>>129690
>>129634
The game based on the movie the thing
▶ No.129647>>129648 >>129654 >>129693
>>129319
It's not me, it's not the janitor. The board logs don't show anything except me and the janitor deleting the occasional spampost, and the global botmod deleting spam. The ability for users to delete their own posts was disabled long ago.
Please don't lie on the internet. It's very rude.
▶ No.129648>>129693
>>129541
>Traffic controllers make a shitload of money for next-to-no effort
Neet Lottery Winner.
>>129541
>Leave him alone
Suck on my hairy Balls.
>>129545
>I wish there was a guide on the internet for how to build a time machine.
There is. Electrify a couple of micro singularities, a Tipler Cylinder, couple of tendies for sustenance and youre good to go.
>>129548
>On my birthday I treat myself and lurk around the kfc bins for their tendies
Is that you Son?
>>129557
>Fuck off normalfag
You can suck my sweaty sphincter.
Not all Neets want to turn down comfy as fuck jobs and golden opportunities.
>>129562
>Fuck maybe I am maybe a schizophrenic and am just talking to my multiple personalities
Dont worry, just relax and let the rest of us do the talking for you.
>>129636
>I smoked weed with other people once, ended up vomiting Hungry Jack's in their house and knocking over a vase in the process.I got thrown out. Had to walk to the bus in the December summer heat and was paranoid on the bus with my hands shaking. Same on the train.
Thats some funny shit right there.
>>129638
>Kek. Remember smoking the degenerate jew at some random cunt's house and having a fainting episode due to lack of food. I ripped a 'poster' belonging to some uni-grill.
So you smoked some weed and blame 'lack of food' for fainting and passing out? Sounds like you cant handle weed.
>>129647
>Please don't lie on the internet.
Shit, but thats all I do.
▶ No.129649>>129650
ISIS strikes in Melbourne Brighton Suburb.
Fresh News.
Some fuckwit Somali born Muslim who was 'cleared' of terror charges a couple of years ago has killed cops and all sorts of fuckery in standoff/hostage situation.
Leftists will defend this bullshit. Leftists are just as bad as ISIS and Muslims themselves.
▶ No.129650>>129653
>>129649
Didn't leave much time >>129300
Really, stop it now.
Kick them all out - let australia survive as a white place until mad max time comes, in the far far away.
▶ No.129651>>129656 >>129664
>>129640
Check the stats on hiv transmission to start with.
Hetereosexual penetration is far lower risk.
It isn't just a meme.
▶ No.129653>>129657
>>129650
kicking them out does no good. their faggot handlers and apologists will just let more in.
no, hang the traitors that are responsible for this shit first, then remove shitskin. plug the holes on the boat before you start bailing it out.
▶ No.129654>>129663 >>129688
>>129647
>>129647
Morning BO, and everyone else
▶ No.129655
>>129615
>Literally how? Keep dropping the paddle?
It has a written component plus some basic practical shit like using a fire extinguisher. Or you just ask the guy running the course to fail you.
▶ No.129656
>>129651
Yeh I know I've fucked loads of traps and never had aids
▶ No.129657>>129658 >>129661
>>129653
I blame the abbos.
You should too.
▶ No.129658
>>129657
Abos are master hackers
▶ No.129659>>129673
>>129631
>implying leftpol has morals
>>129634
Its not called anything I make my own
>>129635
>naxalt
not an argument
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▶ No.129661
>>129657
aboriginal has one b
▶ No.129662>>129663 >>129670 >>129675 >>129688
How many of you NEETs have eating problems?
I sit at home all day without any mentally fulfilling activities at hand and so I wind up eating as a way to pass the time.
▶ No.129663
>>129654
morning
>>129662
i used to until i figured it was time to sort myself out
▶ No.129664>>129668
>>129651
>Check the stats on hiv transmission to start with.
>Hetereosexual penetration is far lower risk.
>It isn't just a meme.
Ive got the stats somewhere - the hetero rate is miniscule - the gay male rate is astronomical.
▶ No.129668
>>129664
I wonder why the cuteboys board hasn't died out
▶ No.129669>>129671
is whole cream milk is whole milk?
like just milk that's been pasteurized and all that gay shit required by law because gobberment too scared of raw milk
▶ No.129670
>>129662
I eat when i'm hungry, but if I forget to eat like a fucking moron, bad things happens.
▶ No.129671>>129672
>>129669
yeah it's a marketing meme, just that one isn't homogenized
▶ No.129672>>129674
>>129671
>just that one isn't homogenized
are you sure? I just drank whole cream milk and I'm pretty sure there wasn't a clear layer of cream on top of my milk. Is it more of a "if it says homogenized on the tin can it's homogenized if not who fucking knows"
▶ No.129673>>129677
>>129659
>naxalt
Why should my rights be reduced because of the stupid hedonistic normies? Not an argument isn't an argument either. The rights of the few shouldn't be trampled by the incompetence of the larger population.
I am not like the others, so why should I have to be treated like the others? This setting the bar at the lowest and cutting everyone else down is what is wrong with society and banning shit for everyone because "muh people abuusss it" is a shit ideology. Everyone is granted rights, and if you be a dumb nigger and abuse them, I have no problem with taking them away on an individual basis then.
▶ No.129674
>>129672
in that case yeah they're all pretty much the same
all depends on if you like it chunky, smooth or light
▶ No.129675
>>129662
I eat a lot when im bored and have poor impulse control when it comes to crap food.
Thankfully I just dont buy much food when I go shopping.
▶ No.129677>>129679 >>129680 >>129684
>>129673
>stupid hedonistic normies
>wants to enjoy his hedonist drugs and alcohol
I don't want them banned because of retards I want them banned because they're not pure.
▶ No.129679>>129682
>>129677
>I don't want them banned because of retards I want them banned because they're not pure.
Why are you Nazis fighting now?
Seeing who is the purest Aryan or something?
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▶ No.129682>>129683 >>129685 >>129695
>>129679
Some degenerate is trying to justify his degeneracy with shitty leftist arguments like "it doesnt hurt anybody XD"
▶ No.129683>>129687
>>129682
society is completely fucked and there is no way to fix it, your "degeneracy" arguments are irrelevant.
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
▶ No.129684>>129687 >>129695
>>129677
Portugal decriminalized drugs and their use has dropped massively. I never thougjt we would have a war on drugs boomer in the thread. Sheltering people from "impure" things creates a weak society.
▶ No.129685>>129687
>>129682
Because you are a dumb nigger and still cannot comprehend. Drug users only hurt themselves, and they should be allowed to. I should have the freedom to ruin my body with drugs if I so please (I don't do any currently).
People should be allowed to make incorrect and damaging decisions. It is a fundamental part of the human condition. Sheltering people from this creates a society of passive betas who need the state to decide everything for them and lack the ability to decide what is right for them.
▶ No.129686>>129689 >>129694 >>129696 >>129708
So neets what's mummy cooking for dinner tonight?
▶ No.129687>>129700
>>129683
Starting again is fine by me.
>>129684
>he thinks we have a war on drugs
If we had a war on drugs we'd be the philippines.
>>129685
The problem with your thinking is If you let people be retards they will be retards (see modern society)
I'm also not saying you cant let people make retarded choices but once they do they should be killed.
▶ No.129688>>129691 >>129694 >>129718
>>129654
Good after-morning I guess. The goon makes me sleep-in more than usual.
>>129662
Only after a drinking binge. Pic related (today's breakfast); 2 x crumbed sausages, 3 x sweet chili chicken tenders, 2 x garlic chicken balls, 1 chicken wing-ding and a spring roll. It's decisions like this that I can't save any neet-bux.
▶ No.129689>>129692
>>129686
Why don't you cook something yourself? In saying that I'm thinking about buying some KFC tonight. Never had a zinger stacker burger. Mr Murphy has requested my presence tonight as well.
▶ No.129690
>>129642
If you hadn't of told me I'd have never known there was a game based on the movie. Just looking at it now, and it has an 8.5 score on IGN so must be worth a play. What platform do you have it?
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▶ No.129692>>129742
>>129689
You might find some stackers in their dumpster
▶ No.129693
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>129647
Why do you deny us the freedom to delete our shitposts?
>>129648
>Not all Neets want to turn down comfy as fuck jobs and golden opportunities
▶ No.129694>>129742
>>129688
You're gonna have to take a huge shit after that
>>129686
I've got oven chips, bacon, eggs, corn, peas, lettuce, tomatoes. Leaning towards making myself a BLT tonight.
▶ No.129695>>129702
>>129682
>Some degenerate is trying to justify his degeneracy with shitty leftist arguments like "it doesnt hurt anybody XD"
Is it a pedophile?
>>129684
>Sheltering people from "impure" things creates a weak society.
Apparently youve never studied Weimar Germany before.
▶ No.129696>>129703 >>129735
>>129686
I'm about to cook myself some spaghetti
▶ No.129697>>129699 >>129742
Had another monster wank
Shattered all the windows in the house and the power is out in my whole suburb
▶ No.129699>>129703 >>129712
>>129697
how to monster wank?
▶ No.129700>>129703 >>129706
>>129687
You're retarded.
>If we had a war on drugs we'd be the philippines.
You conveniently ignored the relaxation of drug laws they have in Portugal, we need less regulation, not more. People always want what they cannot have, and if they are educated on the effects of drugs and there wasn't such a restrictive governance around them, they wouldn't have as much stigma for people trying the "cool" illegal drug which gets many addicted in the first place. These drugs were around in the early 20th century, did you see many addicts then? No, because people weren't fucking retards and they had proper education.
I can't grasp how you can be a right -wing authoritarian and not grasp these basic concepts.
>gun control
Doesn't work.
>drug control
Doesn't work.
Restricting drugs makes criminal cartels flourish and so does corruption among the populace. Take away the reasons why they are making money in the first place (because they are illegal) and you remove both the criminals and the reason why most try them in the first place: because illegal things are cool to do.
>The problem with your thinking is If you let people be retards they will be retards
You don't believe in natural selection, and survival of the fittest? Drugs were commonly available before the "war on drugs" and all these addiction problems only came about when there was a shit ton of laws added. Those who cannot kick their drug addiction will pay the price, the natural price of being un-successful, and jeopardizing their health, both short term and long term.
▶ No.129702>>129704
>>129695
>Apparently youve never studied Weimar Germany before.
I was talking about drugs. They aren't inherently degenerate in nature, as the third reich didn't even police them. Degeneracy will find any vector to corrupt, as everything is corruptible. The key is to have a populace that can recognize corruption and use their liberties responsibly. Locking things away and educating "muh drugs are so bad and illegal, never try them" just leads to curiosity in most, as that is the human condition to investigate. Having them illegal just adds to the pool of criminals looking to exploit things
▶ No.129703>>129705 >>129735 >>129759
>>129696
>I'm about to cook myself some spaghetti
Cooked the Doggo some Dim Sims and Tendies.
Loved them.
>>129699
>how to monster wank?
Get a monster to wank you off.
>>129700
>These drugs were around in the early 20th century, did you see many addicts then? No, because people weren't fucking retards and they had proper education.
Was reading about how pre cannabis outlaw, next to nobody was smoking it to get high. Just wasnt a thing.
>>129700
>>gun control
>Doesn't work.
Worked in Hitlers Germany with the Jews.
▶ No.129704>>129705
>>129702
>The key is to have a populace that can recognize corruption and use their liberties responsibly.
LMFAO.
▶ No.129705>>129759 >>129832
>>129703
>Worked in Hitlers Germany with the Jews.
They could have raided someones house who had guns, yet they didn't and chose to just sit around like the docile weak faggots they are and get rounded up.
>>129704
Not an argument. If all the genetically inclined bottom feeders and people who are retards are removed, it is possible.
▶ No.129706>>129713 >>129832
>>129700
I ignored it because it was pointless you have 0 regulation on drugs it doesnt change the fact they should be killed (I guarantee if the price of drug use is death less people would do it than if you had 0 regulation).
Ideally you wouldn't need any of this crap and you just enforce it as a socially unacceptable.
Hey you want to do drugs well sorry you're family/friends/society etc have just excluded you.
I'd also argue why you had less addicts back then was because of how strong the church was back then and not because of muh regulations or muh drug laws. Also comparing back then to now is retarded because of how many social norms and sensibilities have been destroyed.
>Natural selection in modern day society
kek
Also people who are willing to do something just because its cool man should be shot anyway.
▶ No.129708>>129735
>>129686
Fish tendies, woolies prawn cutlets and some hashbrowns.
▶ No.129709>>129713
Btw x control does work if you have the full support of the people and just kill everybody.
▶ No.129712
>>129699
When there's a full moon in the sky the neet transforms into a beast and faps till dawn
▶ No.129713>>129715 >>129832
>>129706
>t doesnt change the fact they should be killed
Good thing idiots like you don't run anything. There is a stark difference between someone who uses drugs in moderation recreationally, and responsibly, and someone who is an addict that make society worse and causes violence. This is an important distinction I don't think you understand. Your ideology is primitive: "muh drugs bad, ban and kill all", equivalent to that of a primate.
>Hey you want to do drugs well sorry you're family/friends/society etc have just excluded you.
Having a few cones of weed, or a bit of cocaine etc on the weekend shouldn't be bounds for societal exclusion, there is a difference between being a nigger and letting drugs rule your life, and using them without letting it take over your life and effect your friendships, work, life etc.
>Also people who are willing to do something just because its cool man should be shot anyway.
Curiosity and the desire to have the restricted is the human condition. Good luck legislating that out Einstein.
>>129709
>Btw x control does work if you have the full support of the people and just kill everybody.
> full support of the people
>a large amount of people agreeing all on one thing
>realistic
▶ No.129715>>129719
>>129713
Slippery slope my friend.
But like I said before I want them banned because they aren't pure.
>desire to have the restricted
>not just killing everybody till we ascend beyond that
>a large amount of people agreeing all on one thing
>realistic
It isn't hard to go back in history and see how wrong this is but believe it or not the majority of societies and communities use to agree on things.
▶ No.129718>>129735
>>129688
jendies, cendies, where'd ya get those tendies?
I used to pay $2 for those mediocre chicken scraps at my highschool canteen and I'd like to try them again.
▶ No.129719>>129720 >>129722
>>129715
>But like I said before I want them banned because they aren't pure.
What does he mean by this?
▶ No.129720>>129723
>>129719
Just some idiot screeching about "muh drugs ban them REEEE"
▶ No.129722>>129723 >>129725 >>129731 >>129733 >>129747
>>129719
he wants his meat halal certified, to ensure it's pure.
I bet he doesn't even have a vegetable garden or hunt, spends all his good boy points on factory farmed tendies instead of growing his own.
▶ No.129723>>129724
>>129720
Oh. Thanks.
>>129722
I've been thinking about growing potatoes or sweet potatoes. Do you know how to de-seed soil? I can't afford potting mix and the soil available to me is full of seeds from random weeds that'll kill my taters.
▶ No.129724>>129747 >>129816
>>129723
easier in summer. mow the patch of earth as low as you can, put a mattock through it to break up the turf. then go through it as deep as you can with a tiller. then use a rake to smooth out the broker earth and pick up all the roots/rhizomes.
cover the patch with a plastic sheet, weigh it down with some rocks or something. let the sun fry the shit out of that patch of earth for a couple of months. combine with glyphosate and napthalene salts to your taste (round up and mothballs). put some fertilzer on the bare earth a couple of weeks before you plant, to encourage microorganisms in the soil to work their way up.
if you just want soil for a planter, then put it through a sieve and collect any roots or seeds. then pick out anything that germinates, that isn't what you planted. when they start to grow, use mulch to inhibit the growth of anything else. shell out for a hay bail if you can, or collect some dead leaves.
▶ No.129725>>129727
>>129722
I grow my own tendies, have to make sure the soil is rich In cum and water it every three days from your piss jug.
▶ No.129727>>129730 >>129747 >>129832
>>129725
if you're going to use urine as a fertiliser, dilute it, 10:1 or more for pot plants. Generally, the bigger the plant, the less you need to dilute it. Pissing on lemon trees is fine, but you'll need to water it down if you're fertilising tomatoes, for example. It has an N:P:K ratio comparable to turf fertliser. Old piss slowly coverts to ammonia, so don't use it, or put it in compost.
I have no idea what the nutritional value of cum is. I'll have to ask your mum when she doesn't have her mouth full.
▶ No.129728>>129747
All these stacies hitting me up on tinder
Lifes hard being a tip top neet
▶ No.129729>>129732
Just went for a 30-40 minute bike ride for the first time in 10+ years and I feel fucked but im not sure if thats purely from the ride or because I did a 6km walk right before it or a combo of both.
▶ No.129730
>>129727
Mummy's mouth won't be free till 9
She likes to vomit the cum up on my dinner
▶ No.129731>>129737
>>129722
I have a veggie garden but it only has rosemary and tomatoes atm and I the only processed crap I eat is salami.
▶ No.129732>>129734 >>129738 >>129744
>>129729
Prepare to feel like john after a long night out tomorrow morning
▶ No.129733>>129737
>>129722
Mummybot won't let me buy one of those tendie machines
▶ No.129734>>129736
>>129732
I hope not or I at least hope I can still go for a walk tomorrow because I need to do a little bit of a shop.
▶ No.129735>>129749
>>129696
Bolognese?
>>129703
>Cooked the Doggo
Poor Doggo
>>129708
Nice combo, did you take pics?
>>129718
Just a local take-away/convenience store. Good thing I'm not a weed-smoker otherwise I'd buy that sort of stuff all the time.
▶ No.129736>>129744
>>129734
Just wear loose pants and keep a wide stance. Nobody will notice
▶ No.129737>>129739
>>129731
I've got pumpkins, leeks and mandarin coming in, plus the usual shit.
>>129733
they're egg machines. they turn into tendies if they stop working.
▶ No.129738
>>129732
>feel like John after a long night out
▶ No.129739>>129741
>>129737
Eggos come from cartons you fucking retard
▶ No.129740
▶ No.129742
>>129692
Yeah no thanks. I did get a Mountain Dew frozen, and it tasted nothing like what I remember (haven't had a Dew in years) it had caffeine added for some reason (burnt-out normies need the energy I guess).
>>129694
>You're gonna have to take a huge shit after that
What do you know, you were right. What's the Powerball numbers for this week?
>>129697
For the sake of your neighbours, please /nofap
▶ No.129743>>129745 >>129746 >>129832
>>129258 (OP)
Thoughts on the brighton siege?
▶ No.129744
>>129741
Is that CP? chicken porn
>>129732
>>129736
Greatest of keks
▶ No.129745
>>129743
I wonder if he fucked that hooker?
When I read that a receptionist had been killed I instantly assumed it was a woman.
▶ No.129746
>>129743
I thought Brighton was in England
▶ No.129747>>129748 >>129749 >>129767
>>129722
>I bet he doesn't even hunt
Who the fuck does? Certainly no one that browses a place like this. Some neets probably fish, but that's about it.
>>129724
>>129727
>>129728
Life's easy being a delusional neet
▶ No.129748
>>129747
Sometimes i sneak up on my cat, that's kind of like hunting
▶ No.129749
>>129735
>Bolognese
Yes
>>129747
old mate john hunts deer with a chainsaw
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>>129750
I can see why she would be depressed tbh
▶ No.129752>>129754
Dailymotion embed. Click thumbnail to play.
41 mins in and the monkey chimps out and breaks the window kek.
Imagine having a neighbour owning a pet crocodile or cassowary.
▶ No.129753>>129760 >>129845
>>129751
I'd be depressed too if I was a landwhale
▶ No.129754
>>129752
genuinely surprised it wasn't a basketball american tbh
▶ No.129756>>129757 >>129761 >>129763
Any of you NEETs ever try to get into housing commission or other housing associations?
I am going to find a way onto one or my name is not Neet McGee.
▶ No.129757
>>129756
I'd bet a whole goon bag that that is not your real name
▶ No.129759>>129832
>>129703
>>129705
>Worked in Hitlers Germany with the Jews.
It's not actually true, you could have guns in NatSoc Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I13oZCceDU
▶ No.129760>>129762 >>129765 >>129845
>>129753
is she even that big or are my standards just skewed from every 2nd chick my age I see being at the bare minimum chubby?
▶ No.129761>>129764
>>129756
I'm already in housing commission ama
▶ No.129762
>>129760
In the video shes I saw she's at least 110kg and thats being nice
▶ No.129763
>>129756
Getting into housing commission is pretty easy it just requires waiting along ass time
▶ No.129764>>129766
>>129761
How'd you get in? I am looking at one that is not-for-profit based rather than purely govt. but they want you to be employed fulltime in the local area.
>implying I would work
>implying someone employed fulltime would even need a housing commission house
▶ No.129766>>129770
>>129764
>be 6-7
>live in woman safe house thing
>mummybot applies for gov housing
>get gov housing
>15 years later mummybot moves out
>got gov housing all to myself
Sucks I didnt get to keep my mums 99year contract tho
▶ No.129767>>129768 >>129769 >>129777
>>129747
I take my bow with me when I walk the dog. It's been about a week since I fired at anything. About 2 months since I actually hit what I was aiming at. Been ages since I went fishing. I caught some yabbies earlier in the year, but that isn't really fishing, just throwing a pot in the water.
It's not hard, you're just a domesticated citycuck. I bet you had all the tv channels growing up. I had ABC and 7, but 7 had a bad signal during storms. So my only choices for entertainment were postmodernist poz or literally anything else. I had the internet before I got all the channels and by that time I wasn't interested in saturday morning cartoons any more.
My beard is bigger than Costa's, too. I get triggered when people ask me if I'm a stinkbeard muslim or compare me to Ned Kelly.
tl/dr: It's not that hard faggot, you just need to want to do it. I'd throw spears at shit if I didn't have a bow.
▶ No.129768>>129772
>>129767
>tfw grew up in the country but still have shit beard growth
▶ No.129769>>129772
>>129767
Why must you be so cruel?
▶ No.129770>>129771
>>129766
How cheap is public housing?
How much is your rent?
▶ No.129771
>>129770
Its 25% of what you make but for me it caps out at $250 a week atm I pay $102 a week.
▶ No.129772>>129773
>>129768
I can't grow a soul patch. 3 years of growth and the bit in between my bottom lip and my chin is scruffy and short. I grew everything else out to hide it. Have a mustache that would make Merv proud though.
>>129769
Wanted to get the fuck outta there as fast as possible as a kid. Went to Melbourne for a while and noped the fuck back home. Went to QLD for a while, went troppo, then noped the fuck back home again.
▶ No.129773
>>129772
>Wanted to get the…
You wot m8?
▶ No.129777
>>129767
I had the rape channel growing up, me and the family would gather round the old magnavox for some quality fapping and menacing laughter.
▶ No.129779
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Saw a couple of cute Asians tonight. God I'm so desperately lonely
▶ No.129780>>129784
Apparently you can't embed a vid and post pics in the same post
▶ No.129783>>129786 >>129796
Do you regularly take pics of asian qts?
▶ No.129784>>129786
>>129780
Did you rape them?
▶ No.129786
>>129783
That would involve regularly leaving the house. No
>>129784
Certainly not
▶ No.129787
>cute
they look like standard zipheads to me
and that kfc looks uncomfy as fuck
▶ No.129794>>129799 >>129800 >>129806
Morning NEETs, 6c here in Perth. Freezing my ass off.
Its 3am, I went to bed at 6pm because mummybot was screeching at me. Good sleep then, finally warming up now, and will be awake and up as soon as she closes the door to go to work
▶ No.129795>>129798 >>129804 >>129806
Pissing down in Sydney, won't be able to go for my NEET run this morning.
REEEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.129796>>129804 >>129805
>>129783
>asians
>cute
Pick one
▶ No.129798
>>129795
Go for one at night, that's what I started soing
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▶ No.129800
>>129794
It's 7:30 in joondalup and it's still cold as ass
▶ No.129801>>129806
Gotta go renew my med cert today, hopefully I'll get something longer than 2 weeks this time
▶ No.129804
>>129795
>not enjoying the comfy rain
>>129796
this tbqh
▶ No.129805
>>129796
If asians were cute they wouldn't have to using bug eyed aliens to represent them
▶ No.129806>>129807 >>129809
>>129794
morning, pretty cold here in QLD too. Might head to the library this arvo
>>129795
You could do laps of your room
>>129801
Best of luck, I'm considering seeing a GP for valium
▶ No.129807>>129810
>>129806
>laps of your room
Piss Jug Hurdles could be the next olympic event
▶ No.129808>>129811 >>129812 >>129897 >>129898
Some of you guys really dislike Asians, I agree they're parasitic in nature but some of them are attractive (given the right amount of makeup of course). I wouldn't want to marry one though, just use them as fuck-dolls.
▶ No.129809>>129813
>>129806
Just remember never to "ask" for them
▶ No.129810
>>129807
>NEET Olympics
Ha. I'm picturing a rally where the batons are tendies, swimming in pools of goon, and Mi Goreng cooking contests
▶ No.129811>>129831
>>129808
Yeah I kind of like them too. I know a guy who married one and had a kid though, that didn't work out too well for him.
▶ No.129812>>129831
>>129808
Some of the westernized north east asian ones are, I'm not too fond on the jungle asians
Still would prefer pretty much anything else and I think they make shitty partners, especially for a NEET with their obsession with status/work/material items
▶ No.129813>>129815
>>129809
Yeah, so I guess I just say things like I'm really anxious around people and/or struggling to sleep? I don't wanna mention depression as a symptom otherwise I'd end up walking out of there with only a prescription for anti-depressants. I just wanna feel calm, not zombified.
▶ No.129814>>129817 >>129831
It's a smokey day in old neet town
▶ No.129815>>129831
>>129813
For my med cert I say I have anxiety (which I do anyway)
Got a script for Lexapro and two weeks later when I went to get my cert renewed I complained about the side effects and got valium
▶ No.129816>>129831 >>129841 >>129920
It's a comfy rainy day here in Newcastle and I'm sick as a dog. There'll be no exercise until I'm feeling better so today's modified itinerary is as follows:
-CWE 300mg codeine and [[[enhance]]] my comfort
-Read the first chapter of Maps of Meaning and summarize in my own words
-Watch Bladerunner
-Send a few emails to businesses, begging them for work
I'll probably do some reading on philosophy too. On that topic, I've been listening to some episodes of Philosophize This! and have found them to be really accessible. My brain is functioning at 50% capacity thanks to years of imageboarding, drinking and neeting and I don't have much difficulty in following the narrator's train of thought.
Here's a neat one: http://philosophizethis.libsyn.com/episode-095-are-you-living-in-a-simulation
What are you cunts doing today?
>>129724
Thanks NEET, I'll go with the second option. I'll share some photos of the tater bed when I'm finished putting it together.
I went for a walk the other day and came across a lookout above the bush. I saw some bats down below so I climbed partway down the 'cliff' to get a closer look. My fear of spiders/snakes increases in proportion to the thickness of the foliage so I decided to turn back when I started having to bushwhack my way through spider territory.
I'd like to climb right down to the forest floor when I'm not feeling so crook and the weather is more suitable. I was thinking of wearing flexible jeans, a long-sleeved exercise shirt and gardening gloves to avoid being killed by a spider. Any suggestions?
P.S here's a photo from the last climb. Looks like shit tbh but it was beautiful at the time.
▶ No.129817>>129818
>>129814
wtf, I am in perth and it looks clear where I am
▶ No.129818>>129820
>>129817
Probably aren't any pajeets farting it up where you are
▶ No.129819>>129821
>Have to buy a skrewdriver for my bike lights because mummybot took them when she moved out
REEEEE goddamn dyke you had tons of them why couldn't you just leave me one REE
▶ No.129820
>>129818
Wouldn't that be from the cold or the controlled burn thing?
▶ No.129821>>129822
>>129819
Make sure to buy a good one. Good tools last for ages. I had a shitty cheap screw driver and after a few years it broke, not buying cheap tools again.
▶ No.129822>>129825
>>129821
I'm just buying a cheap one because mummybot is going to give me a decent when shes down again also because I only need it to attach front and back bike lights.
Buying a decent one would also require a getting a train and bus so yeah fuck that.
▶ No.129823>>129824 >>129833
fuck me I really shouldn't post while trying to get dressed.
▶ No.129824>>129826
>>129823
How is that possible?
▶ No.129825>>129826
>>129822
Fair enough. Were the tools yours to begin with and she took them by accident?
▶ No.129826
>>129824
With one hand mostly.
>>129825
Nah they're hers but she could have at least left me one.
▶ No.129827>>129828 >>129829 >>129833 >>129839 >>129939
Went and got my med cert, asshole wants me to do blood tests and only did the med cert till Sunday saying "that's the maximum we can do or you'll have to see a psychiatrist"
▶ No.129828>>129830
>>129827
Did you claim anxiety or some other weak excuse?
▶ No.129829
>>129827
>he doesn't see a psychiatrist
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▶ No.129831
>>129811
>>129812
The westernized ones are a double-edged sword, yeah they'll look better utilising western fashion trends (a lot of makeup, shorter & tighter clothing etc) but once they've adopted the western female mentality they just become another vapid cunt.
>>129814
Looks nice, go anywhere special?
>>129815
Thanks for the tip
>>129816
Got the flu? That pic is nice, it's good to go to a bush area/national park and just be surrounded by flora and fauna. My brain is probably at 25% capacity after years of binge-drinking, if I don't start providing it with appropriate stimulation it may never recover.
▶ No.129832>>129842
>>129705
>They could have raided someones house who had guns, yet they didn't and chose to just sit around like the docile weak faggots they are and get rounded up.
They would have been shot on sight doing that. And they knew at the time there was no extermination plan or death camps so they behaved civilly.
>>129705
>>>129704 (You)
>Not an argument. If all the genetically inclined bottom feeders and people who are retards are removed, it is possible.
Yes, youre right, but you would only be left with the smartest people on the planet. 99 percent of women would be gone also as theyre the ones voting in these policies that destroy society.
>>129706
>I'd also argue why you had less addicts back then was because of how strong the church was back then and not because of muh regulations or muh drug laws. Also comparing back then to now is retarded because of how many social norms and sensibilities have been destroyed.
Cant argue with any of that.
>>129713
>Having a few cones of weed, or a bit of cocaine etc on the weekend shouldn't be bounds for societal exclusion, there is a difference between being a nigger and letting drugs rule your life, and using them without letting it take over your life and effect your friendships, work, life etc.
yep. Big difference.
>>129727
>if you're going to use urine as a fertiliser, dilute it, 10:1 or more for pot plants. Generally, the bigger the plant, the less you need to dilute it. Pissing on lemon trees is fine, but you'll need to water it down if you're fertilising tomatoes, for example. It has an N:P:K ratio comparable to turf fertliser. Old piss slowly coverts to ammonia, so don't use it, or put it in compost.
Got a heap of worm poo. Will it help beef up my tomato plants?
>>129743
>Thoughts on the brighton siege?
Dindu Nuffin Good Boy Lone Wolf not all muslims shit.
>>129759
>It's not actually true, you could have guns in NatSoc Germany.
Jews were banned from owning or possessing guns.
Have been watching the War Machine trial after hearing the poor fuck got 35 years to life for 'attempted' murder. His gf, the porn whore Christy Mack had another guy in her bed and had invited WM over. Think she set the whole thing up.
▶ No.129833>>129834 >>129837 >>129846
>>129823
I'd prefer you browse this thread fully clothed tbh.
>>129827
Or see another GP
▶ No.129834
>>129833
I might see another gp on Monday but hopefully they don't share info on med certs
▶ No.129835>>129836
CNN is saying some bs about Russia being involved with this whole Saudi Arabia /Qatar shit. Heres the 10 demands SA has of Qatar to be all done within 24 hours or 'military intervention'.
Hope we see some doom.
▶ No.129836
>>129835
sounds on par but i forget if hamas was affiliated with al-nursa
▶ No.129837
>>129833
I just got out of the shower otherwise I'm normally fully clothed Unless its a hot as fuck summers day then im butt naked
▶ No.129838>>129844 >>129920
Popped into Woolies by chance to find their cup noodles are half price. 90c a cup for maggi brand so good
▶ No.129839>>129840
>>129827
>blood tests
For what purpose
▶ No.129840>>129920
>>129839
For thyroid disease or diabetus or some bullshit
Might go to one of those doctors that you pay for since bogan bludgers don't go there
▶ No.129841
>>129816
boots with decent tread. make yourself a decent walking stick. wave the stick in front of you to catch or knock down webs. where I'm at there are a lot of orb spiders that can grow to fucking huge sizes, they seem to be dormant in winter. a couple of months ago they were everywhere and a long stick was a must. you can also use it to fend off any emu guerilla soldiers in your area.
▶ No.129842>>129848 >>129920
>>129832
>Got a heap of worm poo. Will it help beef up my tomato plants?
depends on your soil. compost tends to be neutral pH, tomatoes prefer slightly acidic soil. forested areas tend to have acidic soil, grasslands tend toward alkaline. so use more if you're in a plains area, less if you're on a forest edge.
if you're using piss on your tomatoes, water it down and only put it on a couple of times per month, maybe once per week when the fruit is growing.
my rule of thumb is moderation. I'm a NEET, so I don't do more than I need to. if you're growing on bare earth that can only support lichen, add a shitload of nutrients, otherwise exercise moderation. keeps my cherry tomatoes alive and producing fruit, so it works for me. a serious grower would probably have better advice.
▶ No.129844>>129920
>>129838
i usually go to the chinese shops for my cup noodles
nissin makes some good ones but the best are ichiban delicious bowls even if they're exy
▶ No.129845>>129923
>>129760
>>129753
tbh she actually looks really cute to me. but she'd be cuter if she lost a bit of weight.
she prob self medicated her depression with food.
▶ No.129846>>129923
>>129833
So a neet cant even engage in the age old tradition of literal shitposting if you have your way? Shame
▶ No.129848>>129849 >>129855 >>129882 >>129923
>>129842
>>Got a heap of worm poo. Will it help beef up my tomato plants?
>depends on your soil. compost tends to be neutral pH, tomatoes prefer slightly acidic soil. forested areas tend to have acidic soil, grasslands tend toward alkaline. so use more if you're in a plains area, less if you're on a forest edge.
>if you're using piss on your tomatoes, water it down and only put it on a couple of times per month, maybe once per week when the fruit is growing.
>my rule of thumb is moderation. I'm a NEET, so I don't do more than I need to. if you're growing on bare earth that can only support lichen, add a shitload of nutrients, otherwise exercise moderation. keeps my cherry tomatoes alive and producing fruit, so it works for me. a serious grower would probably have better advice.
Thanks TomatoNeet. Some good stuff there. But by 'tomato' plants I actually mean 'weed' plants for my anxiety, depression and sheet. I guess theyre pretty similar though.
▶ No.129849>>129860 >>129876
>>129848
absolutely degenerate
▶ No.129850>>129851
Sipping on this, a NEET needs energy to play.
▶ No.129851>>129856
>>129850
>Xdurance
that doesn't even make sense
▶ No.129855>>129860
>>129848
cannabis prefers more acidic soil than tomatoes. pH becomes important for nutrient uptake. think of plants like a sponge sucking up water, when the soil is in an optimal pH range, they are 'spongier' and the biochemical processes they use to absorb and process nutrients functions better. if your plants aren't growing well despite feeding them, pH is the first thing you should look at. most hydro problems come from running too acidic, soil, too base. if pH isn't the problem, then look at nutrient toxicity, micronutrient deficiency and other shit. disease and fungal infection is usually a symptom of poor nutrition, though some strains are prone to mould, especially in wet climates, or if they get hit by frost.
weed is pretty hardy though, hence the name. it grows like a weed. big plants can handle frosts, but that will ruin buds, so keep that in mind if you're growing outdoors.
▶ No.129856>>129857 >>129923
>>129851
durance is archaic English for incarceration or imprisonment. endurance refers to the ability to tolerate unpleasant circumstances. exdurance could refer to liberation from such conditions. drink enough and the beetus will free you from existence.
▶ No.129857
>>129856
this is one learned shitpost
▶ No.129858>>129859 >>129864
I figure I might go to a better gp on Monday and ask for a psych referral and see if that can go towards another med cert
No matter what happens I'm not going back to wfd I'd rather live in a box made out of tendie packets.
▶ No.129859>>129862 >>129865
>>129858
You could always fake neck yourself and end up in a psych ward
▶ No.129860>>129868
>>129849
>absolutely degenerate
Its not degenerate if in moderation and you have tried all the antidepressants, anti anxiety meds and nothing works except for weed.
>>129855
>cannabis prefers more acidic soil than tomatoes. pH becomes important for nutrient uptake. think of plants like a sponge sucking up water, when the soil is in an optimal pH range, they are 'spongier' and the biochemical processes they use to absorb and process nutrients functions better. if your plants aren't growing well despite feeding them, pH is the first thing you should look at. most hydro problems come from running too acidic, soil, too base. if pH isn't the problem, then look at nutrient toxicity, micronutrient deficiency and other shit. disease and fungal infection is usually a symptom of poor nutrition, though some strains are prone to mould, especially in wet climates, or if they get hit by frost.
>weed is pretty hardy though, hence the name. it grows like a weed. big plants can handle frosts, but that will ruin buds, so keep that in mind if you're growing outdoors.
Thanks for this info. Had no idea pH was so important in regards to nutrient uptake etc. Will get a testing kit if possible and look into what types of compost/soil would be best suited.. No hydro, organic soil, worm poo tea etc.
▶ No.129861>>129863
I'm moving back to my parents this weekend. Our lease ends the day I have to report and see MAX.
When do I need to tell centrelink I have moved?
I applied for my 20 jobs where I'm currently living just to get it out of the way for the month, Can I get in trouble for this considering I'm moving?
▶ No.129862>>129923
>>129859
>You could always fake neck yourself and end up in a psych ward
Not a great idea. Things could go 'wrong/right' and someone accidentally does it.
reminds me - down the main drag, 100 metres from a KFC is an old building. Turns out some bloke hung himself in there and they didnt find the body for 5 years.
▶ No.129863
>>129861
I'd do it as soon as possible. When you fill out your change of circumstances thing you have to list your moving date
As for the jobs thing, I highly doubt anyone gives a shit. Max never even checks that shit properly.
▶ No.129864>>129865 >>129923
>>129858
make sure you ask for a referral so you can get a 'clinical diagnosis.' otherwise they'll send you to someone to talk about your problems, rather than conduct a proper test. you don't want an ordinary psych referral, you want a clinical psychiatrist or neuropsychologist.
▶ No.129865>>129866 >>129869 >>129870
>>129859
Don't wanna wind up in a psych ward, that would be like wfd just with crazy people.
>>129864
I've heard you can only hand in three med certs for the same condition but my med certs were pretty short (2 weeks) so I might get away with another.
▶ No.129866>>129867 >>129923 >>129949
>>129865
I've been on a psych ward before. Depending where you end up it's not that bad, you get a room to yourself with no obligation to leave it and talk to other people, except to get food/use the bathroom.
I spent most of the week reading a billion back issues of national geographic while enjoying the benzos-on-demand service they gave me.
▶ No.129867>>129923
>>129866
When I was in I had to participate in a few events. Mainly just shit like drawing or meditation or cooking though. tbh the people there weren't terribly crazy either, they were mainly druggies in for a couple of days
▶ No.129868>>129949
>>129860
>Had no idea pH was so important in regards to nutrient uptake etc.
it's common sense if you think about it. weed adapted to growing in the jungle, so it prefers the type of soil and nutrients that dense forests have. I wouldn't worry about a pH kit unless you have a hydro set up or you plan to grow a variety of different plants.
drive out to a nearby forest and get a boot-load of dirt that shrubs seem to like growing in. if anyone asks, tell them you're seed collecting, or collecting dead wood for your grandma. don't get it from a pine forest though. watering down your fertiliser is a good idea though, especially if you're going organic. osmocote and similar brand of store bought plant food are designed to break down at different rates, to provide a steady supply of nutrients, liquid food removes that need. just don't go overboard with the feeding to start with. deep pots are a good idea if you're growing from seed. if you're doing cuttings, not so much.
all trial and error anon. like a little science project. someone can write a guide for you, but horticulture is something of an applied science.
▶ No.129869>>129872
>>129865
if you're an autist, bi-polar, schizo, or whatever, you won't get a temporary cert from a clinical diagnosis, you'll have a clinicians report. take that back to your gp and get them to give you a med cert, then you have 2 official documents to provide cenno with.
apparently I'm borderline in addition to autistic, it was kind of funny listening to the clinician ask my parents if I had a history of violent episodes. I don't, but listening to her tiptoe around the issue while my folks were completely oblivious to the point of her questions, gave me a bit of a chuckle.
▶ No.129870>>129877 >>129880 >>129949
>>129865
I just had another idea for avoiding all this shit.
https://www.driveyello.com/drivers/
It's kinda like freelance delivery driving and all you need is an ABN (which is free) a car or scooter with comprehensive insurance and a phone.
Probably be shit work but I'm desperate
▶ No.129872>>129875
>>129869
I remember as a kid my mum took me to a psych and I overheard him ask her how I play with my toys and she said I tried to make my action man have sex with a hot wheels car.
▶ No.129875
>>129872
a true neet origin story
▶ No.129876
▶ No.129877>>129878 >>129879
>>129870
Probably better off on NEETbux than being a contract delivery driver.
▶ No.129878
>>129877
Could do it to get the working credit
▶ No.129879
>>129877
>YELLO specialises in hyper local, delicate delivery… Flowers, Alcohol, Donuts and Food, just to name a few…
hmmm…/pol/ sense tingling
▶ No.129880
>>129870
I've considered becoming a delivery driver, I could save up like 5 months worth of neetbux and buy a shitter and have a pretty easy job with minimal interaction with people.
Not sure if it'd be worth it though.
▶ No.129882>>129893 >>129949
>>129848
>degenerate druggy
>pic from tumblr
Not even surprised.
▶ No.129883>>129884 >>129885
>povo normalfag neets considering pajeet jobs
>they dont realise getting the dsp is easier and probably makes them more money
>they probably fell for the dsp is hard meme because of some aca story
▶ No.129884>>129886 >>129949
>>129883
DSP neets sit high on their throne
▶ No.129885>>129888
>>129883
I'm on DSP and tbqh I could do with an extra $120 a week.
▶ No.129886>>129887 >>129893
>>129884
>high throne
The D in DSP stands for degenerate
▶ No.129887
>>129886
No it stands for disability as in disability support pension.
▶ No.129888>>129891
>>129885
you'll also get to lick the donuts you're delivering to the important meetings that wagies have.
if some bikie-looking guy asks you to deliver a package, make sure it gets there on time. if a guy wants you to deliver 'bath salts' somewhere, it's probably time to skip town.
▶ No.129890
>>129889
Try telling the abos that
▶ No.129891>>129926 >>129949
>>129888
When I worked at sizzlers I used to lick people's food if they came in 20 mins to closing time ordering a bunch of well done steaks, then I'd walk out to the dining area and watch them eat it.
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▶ No.129895>>129896
>>129889
>implying that the iss wont drip down your legs and onto the floor
I see the don't have a pissdynamicist
▶ No.129896
>>129895
I reckon that field will trickle into many areas of society in coming years, a neet could do well in such a position
▶ No.129897>>129921
>>129808
hello aussie neet
▶ No.129898>>129901 >>129902 >>129903 >>129908 >>129949
>>129808
I'd waifu a half asian, assuming they had exceptional genetic characteristics, like every member of their family was an athlete or intellectually talented.
she would be my second or third wife, marriage ceremony, but not legally married, just a business contract that coincidentally contained all the obligations and responsibilities of marriage. she would have to get her last name changed to mine though. not legally married, so don't need to worry about divorce.
on second thought, make it quarter asian, japanese or korean only. only after I have kids with a white woman. who I'm also not legally married to.
realistic goals, fellow neets.
▶ No.129901
>>129898
Make sure you get one that can cook tendies and homebrew goon
▶ No.129902>>129904 >>129926
>>129898
>admits to happily betraying his race
I bet you also like weed nigger
▶ No.129903>>129905
>>129898
And I will only marry a rich white woman after I fuck 500 10/10 women
▶ No.129904>>129911
>>129902
sure. I like weed and eugenics. and bigamy.
▶ No.129905>>129906 >>129915
>>129903
I'm gonna marry a fat old toothless abo bitch that smells like rotten garbage and sniffs petrol
▶ No.129906
>>129905
you can't marry your mum anon
▶ No.129908>>129909 >>129912 >>129916
>>129898
Sounds like a recipe for disaster, raising a child in a polygamous household.
It's exactly like gays adopting children.
Having chicken noodles and 2 hard boiled eggs for dinner.
▶ No.129909
>>129908
I'm eating poo with a side of toilet paper
▶ No.129910>>129913 >>129919
Had quite the evening fellow neets. Did some light reading at muh local library before heading to Woolies for supplies and snacks for the movies, then back home to prep for the night (shelled a few pistachios/ a great alternative to popcorn) then off to the cinema to see Wonder Woman. I'm now deeply in love with Her Wonderful Jewess Gal Gadot. And to think I almost saw the Baywatch remake instead…
And I couldn't come home without buying some Hungry Jews. 2 x junior burgers for $5 and a chip/chicken nugget snack pack for only $3.95.
▶ No.129911>>129916
>>129904
>I like eugenics
>would race mix
…
▶ No.129912>>129914
I was referring to Asian women not men. Not AN
>>129908
>tfw never had a soft-boiled egg
Am I missing anything?
▶ No.129913
>>129910
Sounds like a goy friendly night, don't forget to watch some BBC porn tonight
▶ No.129914
>>129912
There's no difference between Asian women or men
▶ No.129915
>>129905
Not a bad decision tbh. A white woman would cuck you and take half your goon bags, an abo woman would die of liver failure and allow you to collect more neetbux
▶ No.129916>>129917 >>129918
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>>129908
nah, Mormons do it. I basically want to be this guy, or Charlie Manson, without the overt religion or mass murder. Just me and my harem of wheat girls + token hapa, living in a commune in the middle of nowhere, free from all degeneracy but my own.
>>129911
eugenics is selective breeding of humans. I did say she would have to possess exceptional inherited traits.
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>>129916
>tfw no qt cult gf
▶ No.129918>>129924
>>129916
>what are recessive genes
>what is a mutt
>eugenics is selective breeding of humans
Thats part of it but not all of it.
▶ No.129919>>129926 >>129949
>>129910
>superhero movies
I can forgive you for the Hungry Jacks(though I've been getting into home cooking/fruit).
Feeling a bit of a slump tonight guys, got any good podcasts/videos/audiobooks I can listen to in the background? Motivational or nice audio book stories preferably.
▶ No.129920>>129922 >>129949
>>129840
>Doctors that you pay for
I'm guessing you mean non-supermarket-bulk-billing GPs?
I'm thinking the same if I'm to expect any real chance of the doctor giving a shit about my problems and/or getting a script for Valium
>>129816
>Any suggestions?
A fully-charged phone with a network that can get reception wherever you plan on hiking. That and a bottle of insect repellent.
>>129842
Based Gardening_NEET
>>129838
The multi-packs (not the 'cup' type) are better value for money. But you can't beat the convenience factor of the cup noodles. Just mind the sodium content of the broth. On the Woolies website now and noticed the Maggi MiGoreng cup-a-soups are also 90cents, never tried the MagiiMiGoreng, will have to try.
>>129844
Never tried Ichiban, the Suimin range is pretty good.
▶ No.129921>>129926
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>>129897
hello to you too, but i don't have any interest in filthy bug chinks
btw please bow down to my new national anthem and pay the proper respects
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>>129920
suimin i remember being pretty decent for a cheapo eat but if you have the extra change spare it's not that much of a stretch to upgrade to nissin
$4 is pretty steep for a bowl, i get those 6 for $13 at costco
▶ No.129923>>129925 >>129949
>>129845
I'd 'medicate' her with my cock, if you know what I mean…
>>129846
What happens in the toilet should stay in the toilet.
>>129848
ASIO_NEET just cracked a boner reading that.
>>129856
>the beetus will free you from existence
Kek
>>129862
The smell of KFC probably masked the smell of rotting flesh?
>>129864
>clinical psychiatrist
Is there a difference between that and a non-clinical one? I always thought that a psychiatrist could make a diagnosis/prescribe meds unlike a psychologist who's just there to 'talk about your problems'.
>>129866
>>129867
1 2 3 NEETs confirmed having been in a psych ward. Glad I'm not the only one.
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>>129918
>oh no, fictional kids from my fictional bang maid will only be 7/8ths angol-celtic, what if they go on to breed?
It's like you're not even aware of the racial purity laws.
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>>129923
a clinical psych will have 'clinical' on their letterhead. they also charge more than a normal psych. a lot more. find out how much before you book a consultation, or you might be in for a surprise.
▶ No.129926>>129927
>>129891
No wonder it's closing down for good
>>129902
You seem to have a bigger problem with weed than most bogan potheads
>>129919
It only got 'superhero'y/silly' at the end.
>>129921
You'll never leave ol' Johnny Boy. You still living by yourself, or do you still expect us to believe you have a wife and 2 kids?
▶ No.129927>>129928
>>129926
I scan the thread every few days but that's about it.
I'm actually in the process of gaining my Polish citizenship so I have a GTFO card when Australia goes to shit because of all the chinks.. sorta why I took issue with the implication of yours that I chase after bug women.
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>>129927
Not the anon that thought my post was from you. How the fuck does one gain Polish citizenship, and why? Don't you need to be living and/or working there?
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>>129924
>implying the germans wern't cucks (they didnt even gas kikes in an oven after all)
I'm also pretty sure that picture isnt for nonwhite race mixing but for the likes of Irish, polacks, french, etc
▶ No.129930>>129933 >>129949
>>129928
Right of return and Polish law considers you a citizen even if you were not born there IF at least 1 of your parents is a Polish citizen - you gotta prove it with paperwork of course. Long story short - we always thought my dad was born in Germany, but it turned out he was actually born in Poland (got all fucked up because of borders with WW2).
Cost me just over $2000 for the emigration lawyer to chase up the paperwork in Poland, can take up to 18 months to get your citizenship and passport because they are slow as fuck.
If you have no blood relation to Poland, yeah you gotta live there for years and then apply, but with a blood relation once you have the paperwork to prove it, you are a citizen straight away, pretty cool eh
▶ No.129931
>>>7096599
>tfw no qt female friend to play Nintendo and eat shitty take-away food with
▶ No.129933>>129934
>>129930
It would be good to have such an option on the table if /Aus ever did go to shit in our lifetimes. Anyway, it's fucking cold and I'm about to warm up by shooting 'warm spurties' all over myself. At least you'll have no issues getting the ol' wife and 2 kids into Poland considering that they don't exist ;)
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>>129933
Not after he's done spurting his poz load on children's hello kitty blankets
▶ No.129936>>129937 >>129944 >>129949 >>129954
Top kek. NEETs and tradies need to make a coalition and start an uprising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P4wHTOoEUE
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>>129934
Haven't monster fapped today
The streets are safe for tonight but tomorrow there's going to be an explosion bigger than the atom bomb.
I'll let you all know when I'm about to fap so you can get down to your bomb shelters
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>>129827
weird doc. get a new one.
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>>129936
i'll never get over how funny it is that this crappy frog drawing can make so many people mad
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>>129932
Are you trying to work out if she has a penis?
▶ No.129947>>129948
I CALLED AT 8AM
THATS WHEN THE PHONE LINES OPEN
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 15 MINUTES WITH THE MUSIC BEFORE SOMEONE ANSWERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>129947
because other people do the same thing
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>>129866
>I've been on a psych ward before. Depending where you end up it's not that bad, you get a room to yourself with no obligation to leave it and talk to other people, except to get food/use the bathroom.
>I spent most of the week reading a billion back issues of national geographic while enjoying the benzos-on-demand service they gave me.
Sounds kinda comfy. Pity they couldnt provide you with an Ipad or something to shitpost.
>>129868
>it's common sense if you think about it. weed adapted to growing in the jungle, so it prefers the type of soil and nutrients that dense forests have. I wouldn't worry about a pH kit unless you have a hydro set up or you plan to grow a variety of different plants.
Thanks again. I dont like the hydro stuff. Too much work and fussing about, plus I never liked the effect from hydro. Though maybe its just in my mind that it was different from soil plants. Intresting you mention weeds and the jungle. That must have been long, long ago as eventually cannabis was found, 'exported'? to dry climates too. Will try to make some oil eventually. No selling, just for personal use and for autism/adhd for someone else. There is a Charlottes Wed type low THC, high CBD strain out now that would be good for medical issues.
>>129870
>Probably be shit work but I'm desperate
Sounds like a good start. Hope for the best m8.
>>129882
>>degenerate druggy
>>pic from tumblr
>Not even surprised.
Again, not 'degenerate', nor a 'druggy'. Would not wish treatment resistant depression and anxiety on anyone. No pills, execise or mediataions work whatsoever. Only relief has been very, very small amounts of weed. Microdosing. Doesnt get you high, just makes mood tolerable.
Considering there are a lot of people self-medicating with alcohol, which I dont drink, I'm far from degenerate.
>>129884
>DSP neets sit high on their throne
There is a Neet social heirarchy. lol
>>129891
>When I worked at sizzlers I used to lick people's food if they came in 20 mins to closing time ordering a bunch of well done steaks, then I'd walk out to the dining area and watch them eat it.
Now, THATS degenerate.
>>129898
>I'd waifu a half asian
Pretty sure Stepfather is planning on going overseas to get an Asian wife. Saw he is applying for Passport and getting travel insurance. Creepy. (Mummybot is dead)
>>129919
>Feeling a bit of a slump tonight guys, got any good podcasts/videos/audiobooks I can listen to in the background?
I can recommend the entire Ricky Gervais podcast torrent. Think its around 4gb, but will keep you entertained and distracted for a few hundred hours. Hope you feel better Neet.
https://pirateproxy.cc/torrent/5642030/Ricky_Gervais._Audio_Collection._XFM_Series_1-4___Podcasts_1-5
>>129920
>Based Gardening_NEET
True. Good info there.
>>129923
>ASIO_NEET just cracked a boner reading that.
ASIO already know about me. They consider me harmless. With islamic terrorists around theyve got their hands full.
>>129923
>The smell of KFC probably masked the smell of rotting flesh?
Apparently nobody had been in the building for several years and the place was locked tight so no smell. A shame he was dead in there for so long and nobody found him.
>>129930
>Right of return and Polish law considers you a citizen
Looked into the same thing with Germany a few years back before German got cucked as my Bio Dads German. They changed the laws so I cant get in. Not that Id want to now.
>>129936
>Top kek. NEETs and tradies need to make a coalition and start an uprising.
'cesspool of racism'. lol. My Grandfather was in the Third Reich and my Gran was in the Hitler Youth. They told me they saw Hitler come through waving on a train once, thousands were out cheering for him. Gran showed me her Hitler Youth uniform still in pristine condition.
I'm still not a Nazi.
>>129944
>i'll never get over how funny it is that this crappy frog drawing can make so many people mad
it IS pretty damn amusing.
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>>129950
Morning neeto, what events are coming up today?
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>>129951
Going head out for a jog before it rains then get comfy for the rest of the day.
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>>129952
>Going head out for a jog before it rains then get comfy for the rest of the day.
Good idea. Ill be taking Doggos for a Neet walk, shopping then coming back and getting comfy aswell.
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>>129950
morning
>>129936
>racism
kek, he just likes being white
▶ No.129955>>129957 >>129958
Habbening?
"North Korea has launched several unidentified ground-based projectiles, assumed to be surface-to-ship missiles, South Korea’s Joint Chiefs of Staff announced.
“North Korea fired multiple unidentified projectiles, assumed to be surface-to-ship missiles, this morning from the vicinity of Wonsan, Gangwon Province,” the JCS statement said, according to the Yonhap news agency.
President Moon Jae-in was immediately notified of the launch, the statement added.
DETAILS TO FOLLOW"
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>>129955
>get my advance payment in my bank
>world immediately ends
thanks normies
▶ No.129958>>129959 >>129962
>>129955
Looks like it is just another test
The newswagies are talking about seppo politics so it can't be too bad
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>>129957
>>get my advance payment in my bank
>>world immediately ends
>thanks normies
Lol. Good enough to screencap.
What are you going to buy ?
>>129958
>Looks like it is just another test
>The newswagies are talking about seppo politics so it can't be too bad
Yeah, probably, though wonder if they hit any ships.
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>>129959
>What are you going to buy ?
Gonna use most of it for my rego but the rest I'm not sure. I need a less shitty laptop but I can't afford anything better than a used thinkpad or something.
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>>129958
anything to avoid talking about the religion of peace in oz
▶ No.129963>>129967 >>129968 >>129979
>ANON in 4wks you start Work for Dole
▶ No.129964>>129965 >>129966 >>129969 >>129975 >>129979
Just found out my oneitis at uni is a whore.
I heard her first name in a lecture, facebook'd her and she was the 7th girl with that name at my uni.
Then I look at her pics and instagram and I see topless body paint photos, some semi-nude modelling, she works at a bar, been going to clubs since 2013.
It made me so sad I couldn't even fap to her, pretty much all girls beyond high school age (16-17) are whores
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>>129964
>at uni
>whore
super surprising
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>>129964
going to start looking for a time machine too?
▶ No.129967
>>129963
The countdown clock begins
MAX would text me every week about when I started like it was a warning
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>>129963
If you cant get med certs or on the dsp you have no right to complain
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>>129929
there you go. Everyone on my dad's side was Irish. Everyone on my mum's side was Irish until they got sent to Tassie. I'm not even white.
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>>129949
It's believed to have originated in the mountainous forests somewhere north of the Himalayas. Got spread around by pajeets, Scythians and the Silk Road. It's adapted to tropical humidity, which is why it likes a lot of water and doesn't like frost. There is a subspecies of sativa called ruderalis which has some cold weather adaptation, grows in parts of Russia and Siberia. Indica can tolerate cooler climates pretty well, too.
Weed has some adaptation to dry climates.. as a perennial plant. That's why it grows fast. It takes off and matures during the 'wet' season and the mature plant has trichomes that preserve moisture. If it doesn't mature before the wet season, it's dead. If the mature plant doesn't flower and drop seeds that germinate during the wet season, it will eventually die off without reproducing. Don't think that because people cultivate it in arid regions, that it is a 'dry' plant. It likes a lot of water while it's growing.
▶ No.129972>>129975
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>>129949
A mate of mine grew up in New Guinea, his dad worked for a mining company or something. He picked dope seeds from buds then flicked them off the back verandah into the jungle. That shit just grew. He realized he was getting ripped off by buying the stuff, as it just took off, especially on the forest edge, where it got a lot of light. As soon as he knew what the plant looked like, he stopped buying it. It was everywhere. It's why the Rasta's like it, because even a nigger can grow it in the Caribbean. It just explodes in the tropics.
As for oils and stuff, no idea. Sure someone has a guide on how to make a press online. Was looking into making a basic press for my own use. Multi-purpose though. Apple juice, olive oil, herbal oils and shit. I might need to make a second, smaller one if I want to play around with pressing seeds though. Wanted to press some st. John Wort. For oil, I have no plans to consume the stuff, but it is apparently good for sore joints and inflammation.
▶ No.129973>>129976
I've been having a lot of dreams recently, some of the lucid too.
But tonight I dreamt about a girl who was 2 years my younger in highschool. She used to talk to me and my friend during lunch times on occassions in that kind of weird pestering way, asking our names, what we did, etc. Just really idle talk. I just had a look at her on facebook and she was better in the dream. But it still gives me bad feelings about how much I've probably missed out on life since dropping out.
▶ No.129975>>129982
>>129964
>Just found out my oneitis at uni is a whore.
Sorry to hear that Neet. Hint - theyre all whores.
>>129966
>going to start looking for a time machine too?
Comfy time machine. Take me back to the 80s. Great weather, no migrants, no crime, no ice. Just fun and freedom.
>>129971
> There is a subspecies of sativa called ruderalis
Am I right in thinking the autoflowering cannabis are ruderalis or hybrid with majority ruderalis? Looked into people trying to clone them. They say it cant be done, but found out if you self-pollinate by spraying bottom nodes with collodial silver they produce male pollen. Thinking of trying this as Id like cbd crew medical seeds without paying heaps of money.
>>129972
>For oil, I have no plans to consume the stuff, but it is apparently good for sore joints and inflammation.
Its fantastic for pain relief and inflammation. There have been times I was in extreme pain in hips and back - 5 mins after toke I have zero pain.
▶ No.129976
>>129973
You'll be alright m8, feels eventually come to pass.
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>>129949
>Pretty sure Stepfather is planning on going overseas to get an Asian wife
He might come back with one young and good-looking enough that you can fuck too. Glass half full m8
>ASIO already know about me
How do you know?
>A shame he was dead in there for so long and nobody found him
Do you know the circumstances of his death? I hope one day to come across a dead body, say in a national park. The fresher the better
>My Grandfather was in the Third Reich and my Gran was in the Hitler Youth
My gran made tasty meatloaf, your gran executed jews. Awesome
▶ No.129978>>129980
>Tfw the neet drives past you in his mums Mercedes-Benz with your gf and sister in the back seat
#Justwagiethings
▶ No.129979
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>>129935
>>129963
>>129964
Have pussy, will use. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
▶ No.129981>>129983 >>129984
>>129951
Survived my 1st group session with my employment provider, there were only 3 others and we just had to make sure our resume was up-to-date. For breakfast I bought a 'roast beef & gravy roll' from a local bakery. Did some SFW internet browsing at the library before re-supplying at Woolies. Pic-related. Had a look in EBgames because they were apparently having a sale yet their prices were still too high.
>>129957
Kek, at least you won't have to pay it back
>>129960
My rego is due this month too but I can't get an advance so I'm withdrawing $200 from 2 paydays, that way I can't drunkenly spend it online.
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>>129975
>Am I right in thinking the autoflowering cannabis are ruderalis or hybrid with majority ruderalis?
No idea. I'm a home gardener with a veggie patch and some fruit trees, not a commercial horticulturalist. I can clone and graft fruit trees, but I know little about pollinating hybrids. I can understand the theory when I read it, but I have no practical experience in that sort of thing. I only found out where cannabis came from originally when I went to a seminar on succulents, cacti and other arid plants. Some hippie asked about dope, then the botanist went on a tangent for a while.
I heard something about colloidal silver and feminising seeds, so it might be worth looking into. Do a science experiment and find out for yourself.
Ruderalis autoflowers. It's practically half hemp. Commercial growers don't like it because it has lower THC content and produces less than some 2m tall Sativa will. On the plus side, it's tough and disease resistant. No idea what the CBD of ruderalis and hybrids are like.
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>>129981
Sounds like a big day. Good job making it out alive.
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>>129981
Ah the old group sessions, before you know it you'll be at wfd
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>>129977
>>Pretty sure Stepfather is planning on going overseas to get an Asian wife
>He might come back with one young and good-looking enough that you can fuck too. Glass half full m8
Id rather read a good book or watch a good movie. My days of dating and sex are over. Have lived through too many nightmare scenarios with women. Its just me, the computer and the Doggo now. Thhats enough for me. INB4 'he fucks the dog' shit. Nope.
>>129977
>>ASIO already know about me
>How do you know?
Was involved in what ASIO describe as a 'cult' a few years back. That and the Nazi Group I was in in high school as a joke.
>>129977
>>A shame he was dead in there for so long and nobody found him
>Do you know the circumstances of his death? I hope one day to come across a dead body, say in a national park. The fresher the better
No, not sure who he was. Years ago mate was high with another friend, climbed a big water tower near Cairns, dead guy was up there all bloated.
>>129977
>>My Grandfather was in the Third Reich and my Gran was in the Hitler Youth
>My gran made tasty meatloaf, your gran executed jews. Awesome
Technically she was in the Hitler Youth. They didnt do much. Kind of like girl scouts - just full of Nazis though.
>>129982
>No idea. I'm a home gardener with a veggie patch and some fruit trees
Have a big veggie patch out back Im slowly weeding. Really nice rich soil. Looking forward to planting some veggies.
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>>129985
My dad was in the rape brigade, hope to join myself one day when my raping powers get good enough
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>>129986
did your dad train you up?
▶ No.129988>>130001
>>129987
Yeh, we'd hang around the city after dark scoping out people walking alone and pull them into alleyways and rape them.
When I was a teenager he showed me how to do daylight rapes which are some of the hardest rapes to commit.
I'm training in the art of bestial rape where you sneak into the zoo and try to rape ferocious animals
▶ No.129989
This 'no gf, no goals, no desires' thing is really messing with my mind.
It pisses me off that I'm engaging in so much self improvement just to increase marginally my chances of attaining something that almost everyone else gets with no effort at all.
▶ No.129990>>129991 >>129993 >>130008
Booking a Dr's appointment for tomorrow to try and get a psych referral and a better med cert
This one's private billing so hopefully he will play ball unlike the bulk billing asshole who only gave me 2 week certs, had my blood test this morning for diabetus and thyroid disease (which was fucking pointless) and should get the results on Sunday.
I also signed up to this company called food taxi where I drive around and pick up food for lazy fat cunts, filled out the paper work at their office today so I can get the company credit card and I'm also getting an ABN number so I guess I'll be self employed.
They basically asked me no questions about myself, they only wanted to know if I had a car and license.
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>>129990
Nice, you can go around delivering tendies to needy neets
▶ No.129992>>129994 >>129995 >>129999 >>130023
Nice and thicc, for my e-friend, VN
>tfw you give off the 'creep' vibe
▶ No.129993>>129995
>>129990
>I also signed…
A positive start m8. Been thinking about doing something similar for quite a while now.
▶ No.129994
>>129992
She looks a bit old for him
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>>129993
>>129992
I took that photo right before I raped her and stole the boat
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>>129996
I plan to take it on a swashbuckling rape adventure plundering cruise ships and refugee boats for the booty
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>>129997
Going head to head with the rapefugees to find out who is the true Rape Master?
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>>129992
>tfw no thick qt gf
really hits a bit too close to home on these cold, rainy winter evenings when you're trying to keep warm in bed lads
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>>129977
> I hope one day to come across a dead body, say in a national park. The fresher the better
What did he mean by this?
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>>129988
Stop shitposting.
▶ No.130002
>>130000
He means that he is emotionally dead so he wouldn't be shocked from the sight, meaning that he could properly notify the authorities and avoid some innocent normie stumbling across it and becoming mentally traumatized
▶ No.130003>>130005 >>130006 >>130007
talked to 2 girls at uni today. i asked them like 5 questions in a row and they didnt bother continuing the conversation so i just left them
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>>130000
i found bones once but im pretty sure it was sheep
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>>130003
Full story? Maybe we can give you some tips or were they just not interested?
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>>130003
What were the questions?
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>>130003
Did you ask them if they use piss jugs?
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>>129990
Keep us updated on the delivery contract driver gig, thinking about doing this myself.
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>>130009
more like gf soon
just kidding, I haven't talked to any non-mummybot girls this month
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>>130008
Just stay out of my territory
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>>130014
Serious, had my Benis ripped off and now I'm all woman
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>>130015
isn't that a eunuch?
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>>130015
What colour panties are you wearing?
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>>130017
Just my mums old dirty panties, got holes and vagoo goo all over them
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>>130018
dirty little poofter
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>>130020
Time to visit Dr Pajeet for a medical certificate.
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>>130021
If he'll even give one worth handing in, I booked a white doctor I gotta pay for tomorrow so hopefully I'll be all good
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>>129992
Daily reminder "thicc" is nigger language and anybody who uses it is subhuman
▶ No.130025>>130026
>>130023
smol > ＴＨＩＣＣ (aku) > THICC (instagram)
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>>130025
>>130023
Thick girls do thicc poos
▶ No.130027>>130028
i never thought asian girls were pretty, then i developed a crush on an autistic halfie
>>130026
u no it
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>>130023
I picked it up from VN, therefore I consider it the language of virgin neets rather than niggers.
>>130027
>I never thought Asian girls were pretty until I saw a pretty Asian girl
Some are as cute as panda bears tbqh. It's a shame I have nothing to offer that would attract them to me.
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>>130020
>tfw no longer depressed, but nostalgic for those days.
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>>130029
How did you overcome it? Can't say I'm that depressed but I could do with a big warm hug tbqh
▶ No.130032
Apparently manlets are being hired as security guards these days.The teen girls were trying to rob a bottle-o
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I wouldn't mind doing this for a few months, so sick of being broke
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>>130033
notice how she's in a wheelchair? you'll be on your hands and knees or bending over for 8 hours at a time. it fucks you up.
pick mandarins instead. they're short, so no ladders, but high enough so you won't fuck you back on the first day.
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>>130033
Also, qld farms are looking for pickers because they've been rounding up illegal workers (no visa) in addition to tax office crackdowns (no cash in hand this year). Picking can pay decent if you're fast, but you might be better off trying to get a job as a packer if you have no experience. Flat hourly rate instead of getting paid by the pallet. You'll be earning $10-15 per hour, not $40. The fast guys would be lucky to pull in $30.
I know of one guy that cracked $50 per hour fruit picking and he was a South Korean guy that had finished his conscription and came over to Australia for a holiday, got bored and decided to get a job so he could enjoy his holiday properly. He was built like an action hero, black belt in TKD and rode his bike 15kms to work every day. After work he would go sightseeing at the esplanade or train kickboxing. He was a robot, from the future, sent back in time to pick berries.
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>>130035
>He was a robot, from the future, sent back in time to pick berries.
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>>130005
No story I just said hi to them before a class. Have you started on the essay, are you American etc.
Main problem is I wasnt Chad. Next time I have to remember to make sure I am Chad, and make sure I dont be not Chad.
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>>130030
Cooking dinner while Chang takes a shit
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>>130037
Just rape them next time, if you rape enough women there they will be to afraid to go to university and men can reclaim it
▶ No.130040>>130042
Morning cunts
>>130037
I'm always making that same mistake.
▶ No.130041>>130042
Going to doc to get a good med cert this time, wish me luck
▶ No.130042>>130044
>>130040
Morning
>>130037
And during class they were texting/facebooking their 300+ ''friends" about the creepy non-Chad that dared to speak to them that day.
>>130041
Good luck. It's Friday, treat yourself to a goon-bag on the way home. You've earned it ;)
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>>130028
>picking up language from a cuck
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>>130042
>"OMG THIS NON CHAD TRIED TALKING TO ME TODAY SO CREEPY!!! "
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>>130033
>shortage in workers
they probably mean govbux
▶ No.130046>>130047 >>130048 >>130049
Just got back from the paid doctor, guy was way better spend 30 mins with me and gave me a month cert.
Off to dans for a case of beer
Let the good times roll neets
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>>130046
pretty good but it seems to be something of a standard to get 3 month certs.
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>>130046
Money well spent by the sounds of it. A 30 minute consultation is literally 6 times more than you'd get with a Supermarket-tier Pajeet Dr.
Enjoy those beers.
▶ No.130050>>130054 >>130063
watching this and getting drunk tonight
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>>130047
I might be doing that delivery job by then so if the hours are good I might be able to fuck wfd off all together
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>>130050
>tonight
Why not now?
>>130051
Tis the dream, brother
▶ No.130056>>130057 >>130064 >>130098
>go for neet walk
>walking past bus stop and there's two girls sitting there that look neet too
>ones uggo but the other is pretty fucking hot
>awkwardly look at her as i walk past
>she stares at me too and her eyes freak me out
>do nothing and keep walking
fugg my life
▶ No.130057>>130062
>>130056
What made you think they looked NEET?
I wonder where NEET girls hang out
▶ No.130058>>130060 >>130098
If I looked like this I wouldnt have gotten blown off the other day
Chad doesn't need personality or social skills he just walks up to girls and says hi and the girls help him out from there
▶ No.130059>>130098
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I've been making tea and dipping hard anzac biccies in for a treat as of late, so good. Softens the bitches right up.
▶ No.130060>>130061 >>130063
Hello again NEETs
I'd like to try something I heard in a lecture but I need your help. The idea is to create a daily schedule that creates structure but doesn't create a tyrant out of the person who enforces it (me) or a begrudging slave out of the person who follows it (me).
I can't think of any rewards though. What the fuck even makes a NEET day worth living?
>>130058
Social skills is a meme. A social interaction is a two-party affair, if someone isn't interested in conversing then it won't go anywhere. Of course Chad has 'good social skills'.
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>>130060
>rewards
it's more finding something useful that you can do everyday and not mind repeating to build on
the reward is progress
▶ No.130062>>130066 >>130100
>>130057
>middle of the day
>catching the bus
>trackpants and hoodies
>multi-coloured dyed hair
>I wonder where NEET girls hang out
a lot of them are mall rats
some of them just stay at home and get stoned
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>>130014
>fuck off john
Laughed at this one. Good work.
>>130035
>Also, qld farms are looking for pickers because they've been rounding up illegal workers (no visa) in addition to tax office crackdowns (no cash in hand this year). Picking can pay decent if you're fast, but you might be better off trying to get a job as a packer if you have no experience. Flat hourly rate instead of getting paid by the pallet. You'll be earning $10-15 per hour, not $40. The fast guys would be lucky to pull in $30.
true as fuck. I did fruit picking. Only person that made money was a speed freak druggo. On Speed.
>>130036
>>He was a robot, from the future, sent back in time to pick berries.
Disturbing thought - someone goes back in time and commits lots of rapes. Goes back into future and everyone is now his descendants.
>>130050
>watching this and getting drunk tonight
Whats it about?
>>130060
>What the fuck even makes a NEET day worth living?
Raw, unadulterated Hope. And weed.
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>>130056
I live down the road from the high school so there's lots of tight hs bitches for me to gawk at walking past my house
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>>130063
>Hope
>capital H
well memed
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>>130062
Probably were then, you're right 100% about shopping centres being good places to meet NEET girls although they're probably not the sort you'd want tbqh
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>>130065
>>Hope
>>capital H
>well memed
One of the Great, great Uncles or great grandfathers, didnt find out which, was Goebbels right hand man.
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Looks like some cultural enrichment happened in DC today. Truck O Peace mows down 2 cops and 3 civilians.
▶ No.130069>>130073 >>130100
Had a good day. Picked up 30 buck Skyrim Remastered on xbox1, got a dog blanket for 4 bucks and was given a sweet iphone 4 hand me down.
On a sad note - never store seeds in the freezer. Unless they are dry as a desert rat. Fucking cell walls will break upon any moisture expansion.
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>>130067
poor guy, working for a jew is never fun
>>130068
all these comedians snapping all of a sudden makes my head spin
▶ No.130071>>130100
Not sure if any of you Neets are like me and have seen just about any movie worth watching, but found this yesterday.
Watched one about a couple who make snuff films. Pretty creepy.
http://foundfootagecritic.com
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>>130069
Get good quality squeaky toy for the dog, I bought a pricy one for my old dog and lasted him 3 years till I buried it with him.
▶ No.130074>>130076
>>130073
>Get good quality squeaky toy for the dog,
Think the sound would drive me more nuts than I can handle. But good idea, might get a chewy one for doggo. Sorry about your own doggo.
▶ No.130076>>130077 >>130079
>>130074
Get good quality toys and cycle them, so the dog thinks he's getting a new toy when it's really an old one
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>>130076
>jewing your own dog
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>>130077
oy vey those toys were made with the ashes of my ancestors
though i can't point fingers, i trick my dog into thinking i'm giving him food to get him to run to me
▶ No.130079>>130081
>>130076
>Get good quality toys and cycle them, so the dog thinks he's getting a new toy when it's really an old one
Will do. Kmart had heaps of cheap dog toys, stuffed bunnies and chew things.
>>130078
>i trick my dog into thinking i'm giving him food to get him to run to me
lol My doggo demands 'morning pats' and bothers the shit out of me unless I do.
INB4 'morning pats' means something sexual.
▶ No.130080>>130081 >>130082 >>130083 >>130084 >>130093 >>130100
Anyone else headed out late tonight to find some girls to rape?
▶ No.130081>>130083
>>130079
mine demands early morning pats as well
>>130080
not me, raping seems pretty crypto-wagie
usually neets are the ones getting raped
▶ No.130082
>>130080
Sorry we're not niggers like you
▶ No.130083>>130094 >>130099
>>130080
>Anyone else headed out late tonight to find some girls to rape?
No, just relaxing after taking a couple of panadol forte for my headache. Think its because of this full moon bullshit.
>>130081
>mine demands early morning pats as well
lol Strange they both demand pats. Thank god I walk the doggos an hour a day, as now its tired and falling asleep. Got the 4 dollar doggo blanket from Kmart today and its worth every cent. No more dirtying up the couches. The fucker put big paw marks on my black couch.
Pic not my dog.
▶ No.130084
>>130080
Careful going outside late at night, there are dangerous people about
▶ No.130086
Tfw want pizza but too jewish to pay the delivery fee
▶ No.130090>>130095 >>130097
Having a little NEET party tonight.
▶ No.130093
>>130080
I finished my daily rapes this morning
Had to compete with 3 pajeets for a victim
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>>130083
I read on jewbook some people get border collies and can't keep them because they get pissed off that they don't walk them
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>>130090
Very nice selection m8, I wish I was invited ;)
I've got some beer and numerous cup-noodle-soups to get me through the night. What's that you're watching (or playing)?
▶ No.130096
>>130095
>What's that you're watching (or playing)?
Just a desktop wallpaper, however I'm now playing some ARMA 3.
gotta learn those tactics for the upcoming race war
▶ No.130097
>>130090
Enjoy anon, Friday night NEET parties are one of life's little joys
▶ No.130098>>130099
>>130056
At the least you have the confidence to make eye-contact
>>130058
>If I looked like this I wouldnt have gotten blown
Think you mean you would've gotten blown
>>130059
>Softens the bitches right up
lol. Does it piss you off when you leave the biscuit in the hot tea for too long and a piece breaks off?
▶ No.130099
>>130083
fuck me even though that's not your doggo that's the same blanket my doggo has
>>130094
because wagie breeds can't deal with the neet life, but most normies are boring as sin so i don't blame them for going postal
>>130098
>Does it piss you off when you leave the biscuit in the hot tea for too long and a piece breaks off?
nobody can complain about extra croutons m8
▶ No.130100>>130102
>>130062
They do sound like neets, just not the sort that would share the same interests as us (ie find us attractive).
>>130068
I can't find anything related on 9Jews. Got a link?
>>130069
>dog blanky
That tells me you're a kind and caring person.
>willfully accepting an iPhone
That tells me you're a normie wannabe
>>130071
I ain't clicking that shit , nigga
>>130080
The cold shrinks your nuts, so I'd be too embarrassed to take my pants off to rape anyone.
▶ No.130101>>130103
Had the Thai Green Curry courtesy of Woolies tonight, was very nice actually. The coconut cream sauce really carried through the rice and the ginger was really refreshing. The only way it could've been better was more chicken meat (a handful of leftover Woolies roast chook would've been a great addition).
▶ No.130102
>>130100
>so I'd be too embarrassed to take my pants off to rape anyone.
Mate you don't have to resort to raping if you have massive nuts
▶ No.130103>>130104
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>>130101
ginger gives me the squirts. tastes good, but I suffer for it. good if I need to do a bit of spring cleaning.
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>>130103
why are you watching videos of little girls singing, anon?
▶ No.130105
>tfw about to drift off to sleep listening to the soft rain as the fresh, earthy smell comes through the window
it's the little things lads
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went off lexapro, dick and pissing works now
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