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Old >>129258
The wet season is the perfect time to start reading old sci-fi.
I've been getting comfy and reading some science fiction writing from the 1960s. Here's a copy of the short story which won the Hugo award in 1968, it's an easy read with an interesting concept. Grab some milo and take a read:
http://www.mikedidonato.com/images/2009/04/harlan-ellison-i-hav-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream.pdf
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Best sci fi book I ever read was Eon by Greg Bear. Might have to dig it out and read again.
24 hours later and I still have this stress headache.
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>>130112
Have a fap
Good morning btw
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>>130112
take a chill pill
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>>130113
>Have a fap
>Good morning btw
Serious? Have you ever tried to fap with a killer headache? Its like someone punching your brain repeatedly.
>>130114
>take a chill pill
Im stressed out my seeds didnt germinate properly. Have 13 more, and will have to fork out good Neetbux to get more aswell. That said, I will wait a few days and see if they pull through.
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Someone in a previous NEETgen said they were going to read Notes from Underground, has that happened yet?
>>130112
Thanks NEET, I'll check it out this morning.
Here's a copy for anyone interested: https://libgen.pw/view.php?id=270902
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>>130109
>went off lexapro
how long were you on it? did it do anything other than side effects? are you freaking out eight now?
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>>130117
2 weeks and I got like 15 sides no joke. Pretty much everything you read when you google lexapro side effects in a mild form and some in a moderate form. Worst sides were cumming and pissing problems, suicidal thoughts, not valuing my body and depersonalization
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>taking jew pills
exercise, 30 mins of tanning in the sun or walking around shirtless in your backyard, bodybuilder sort of diet and 10 glasses of water a way with limited computer/screen time and you'll feel like a whole new man
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>>130120
>tfw you stop being a sadcunt but get skin cancer instead
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>>130119
Silly neet, it is ALWAYS Chad edition
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So this is happening this weekend
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>>130123
I'm too poor to care about new vidya
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>>130124
E3 is never about video games, its about how much dumb and cringey shit the presenters can do before your brain fucking overloads and you're sent into a frenzy along with the 300+ now temporarily brain damaged other viewers in a stream
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>>130115
>stressed out
m8 just remember you're a neet and you have all the time in the world to develop a skill that could save everyone on dotr
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>>130120
jew pills are 50 times stronger than the effect of that shit
last time I was on jew pills for a good while I had no approach anxiety and was approaching 20 girls a day
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>>130118
Sounds horrible, hopefully you'll feel better soon.
>>130120
>30 minutes of tanning in the sun
Easier said than done. I'll stick with vitamin-d tablets
>bodybuilder diet
Not many neets could afford that much food
>10 glasses of water per day
Too much water can be harmful, but I agree with your other 2 tips
>>130119
When babbies can be genetically-engineered to be attractive, then you shall have your Chad-edition.
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>>130120
>exercise, 30 mins of tanning in the sun or walking around shirtless in your backyard, bodybuilder sort of diet and 10 glasses of water a way with limited computer/screen time and you'll feel like a whole new man
Not all the time. Walk an hour a day for past 3 years, am tanned as fuck, eat healthy, tried weights for a long time. None of it changed my mood. Though more power to you if it does.
>>130126
>>stressed out
>m8 just remember you're a neet and you have all the time in the world to develop a skill that could save everyone on dotr
Thanksm8.
>>130129
>>bodybuilder diet
>Not many neets could afford that much food
Whats the minimum daily protein in say grams to build muscle when trying to become a Chad?
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>>130131
people say as much as you can take, gotta eat big to get big but you have to keep it kind of balanced
the more stronk you get the bigger your appetite
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>>130132
>people say as much as you can take, gotta eat big to get big but you have to keep it kind of balanced
>the more stronk you get the bigger your appetite
Found this " a relatively fit 180lb man should aim to consume between 108g and 198g of protein daily for muscle gain"
So, a big tin of tuna is 400 grams, half a tin a day should be enough?
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Tanning is a jewish trick to get society to tolerate shitskins better
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>>130134
>Tanning is a jewish trick to get society to tolerate shitskins better
lol Thats pretty funny. We need a Neet to do stand up comedy.
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>>130132
Cant lift for shit but at least I dont gasp for air after every sentence FeelsGoodMan.jpg
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>>130135
I'd say sit down comedy is more our style
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>>130133
>big tin
>400g proteins
that's a pretty big tin
if you're talking about the 425g cans that's only 75g proteins
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>>130140
>if you're talking about the 425g cans that's only 75g proteins
seriously? how?
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Researching 'tomato plant' strains.
Anyone know of some good ones they can recommend?
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>>130141
drained weight is only around that
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>>130142
garden variety is fine but cherries are popular and black russians are bretty gud eating
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>>130144
>drained weight is only around that
Shit. How to get 200 grams protein daily on the Neetbux cheap?
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>>130116
>Someone in a previous NEETgen said they were going to read Notes from Underground, has that happened yet?
I have been meaning to go to the library but anxiety and other appointments got in the way. Hopefully this week I can have some time available to get there.
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>>130120
>muh jew pills
As I said before, not an argument. Pills are millions of times more effective than all that shit and I am lazy.
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>>130146
eggs. hard boiled egg and a piece of fruit as a morning and afternoon snack. each egg has about 7g of protein. a banana has about 3 grams of protein, avocado about 2. so a banana and boiled egg for morning tea gets you around 10 grams. a lot of dried fruit is high (for fruit) protein, apricots, raisins, currents. put it on oats for breakfast and there is about 20 grams of protein if you go cup of oats/half cup of dried fruit. one of those roasted chickens you can buy from the supermarket has over 200 grams of protein on average.
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>>130149
>eggs. hard boiled egg and a piece of fruit as a morning and afternoon snack. each egg has about 7g of protein. a banana has about 3 grams of protein, avocado about 2. so a banana and boiled egg for morning tea gets you around 10 grams. a lot of dried fruit is high (for fruit) protein, apricots, raisins, currents. put it on oats for breakfast and there is about 20 grams of protein if you go cup of oats/half cup of dried fruit. one of those roasted chickens you can buy from the supermarket has over 200 grams of protein on average.
Cheap sources of protein. Whole chicken a day is too expensive. All that brekky stuff is still 1/8 of the 200grams daily.
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a whole chicken is about 8 bucks at woolies. 4 bucks a day if you eat half for dinner, have the rest for lunch the following day.
a kilo of minced beef was $8-10 for homebrand mince per kilo. make burgers by mixing an egg with it and grill them. 500 g a day.
a liter of milk has like 30 of protein. mix that with your breakfast oats and have a couple of glasses of milo.
other than that, check out baby food.
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Isn't cum full of protein?
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Found this "Soy protein isolate is extracted from defatted soy flour. It is made of almost pure protein, since the isolation process yields a product that is 93 to 97 percent protein, leaving minimal fat and carbohydrates."
Seems you can buy 1kg of this for 20 bucks.
150 grams of this per day, the other 50 grams from food. Thats 200 grams daily.
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>>130153
you want fat and carbs though. ideally, high fat, low carbohydrates, so your body burns fat for fuel, but some people have other ideas. chugging protein shakes all day, every day, is not fun. if you're going that route, you may as well buy baby formula in bulk and drink that. every tablespoon is something like 1g of whey protein.
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Some say that a high consumption of soy will increase levels of estrogen.
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>>130155
stories i've heard involve loading up on carbs before training for energy
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cottage cheese. the bland, homebrand shit is about $3 for a 500g punnet, more than 50g of protein in that. dump it on a salad. eggs are $3-4 dollars a carton unless you're virtue signalling, I go through 2 cartons a week.
>>130160
my dad knew an Olympic weightlifter in the 80's. the guy was built like a melted pear. half a carton of eggs and a steak for breakfast, would eat jars of baby food throughout the day. he wasn't running marathons or playing footy, just achieving enlightenment through deadlifts. apparently he had to wear a diaper during training, which might have been a joke, but you never know, those guys strain pretty hard.
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>>130161
i don't doubt they'd let a bit through sometimes, those support belts aren't for show
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>>130153
Mate, not soy. I know it sounds like broscience, but soy is full of phytoestrogens. In my 5 minutes of Googling, I unfortunately cannot find any hard evidence. There's a study that found that soy has hormonal benefits for women, but curiously has "few effects" on men. I'm not sure I buy that.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
If you need more protein in your diet, you can get whey protein concentrate from Bulk Nutrients for $19.80/kg if you buy 5kg.
If you have any issues digesting lactose, get whey protein isolate. It's a few dollars more expensive, but it's better than squirting out of your asshole every day.
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why are you training anon? cosmetic/aesthetic or functional/athletic? there is a lot of crossover, but you're better off looking at the diet and lifestyle of the people you're trying to emulate and go from there.
AIS has fact-sheets and nutritional guides for a variety of disciplines. MMA broscientists have their own guides, as do body builders and /fit/. Lots of meals throughout the day will boost your metabolism, but if you're doing something intense like crossfit or kickboxing, you might want to load up on energy before training.
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>>130146
Proper greek yogurt is pretty cheap.
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I eat mi goreng and tendies
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Did a squirting poo, toilet brush is broken so the skiddies have been building up on the toilet for a while now
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happy twentieth birthday to me
it only gets worse
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>>130182
Happy birthday m8, I'll be 21 later this year
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>>130180
Boil some water in the kettle and pour that over the skidmarks
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>>130159
>Some say that a high consumption of soy will increase levels of estrogen.
Shit. Fuck that then.
>>130165
>why are you training anon?
Im not training, but its time to start working out. Getting old and pretty soon, with all the antifa fuckwits, somalis and mudslimes being imported I'm going to have to whoop some low IQ ass in a couple of years.
>>130182
>happy twentieth birthday to me
>it only gets worse
Happy bday Neet.
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>>130182
Happy birthday neet
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>>130182
21 is the worst neeto, enjoy your parents trying to throw you a party even though you have no friends
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Just moved all my stuff back to my parents.
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>>130190
Has mummybot screamed at you yet?
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>>130191
Nah she's very quiet these days. I think she might be more depressed than me.
Lol
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>>130189
IME it gets worse every year
>>130190
How was the drive?
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>>130190
Your top neet now
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>>130189
Have your party at centrelink
▶ No.130202>>130207 >>130208
So the annual NEET awards will be coming up soon, I'm hoping to win the biggest poo poo award.
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>>130190
Gotta be better than this m8. Will they be charging you rent/board?
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>>130187
> Getting old and pretty soon, with all the antifa fuckwits, somalis and mudslimes being imported I'm going to have to whoop some low IQ ass in a couple of years.
NEET vigilante group when?
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>>130190
>Just moved all my stuff back to my parents.
Nothing wrong with that Neet. Asians have been doing it for 10,000 years.
>>130200
>Your top neet now
TipTop Neet.
>>130202
>So the annual NEET awards will be coming up soon, I'm hoping to win the biggest poo poo award.
Hoping for the Pee Pee award myself.
>>130206
>NEET vigilante group when?
Not long now m8. I live in a town of iceheads, boguns and country folk. Think thats why they never bothered to move the 'refugees' in outside town. Old guy across the road is as redpilled as they get. Loads around here have guns and wouldnt think twice about shooting any mudslimes or somalis. Shits going to get worse in Oz, Neet Militia will rise.
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>>130202
My tendie garden is looking good, hoping to smash the Biggest Homegrown Tendie (No Piss) category
▶ No.130209
Bought a Domino's pizza, time to get fat
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>>130178
As should every NEET
>>130187
Prepping for the upcoming race wars, good job m8
>>130201
No need to hire a DJ, just call the Newstart-hotline and put your phone on speaker.
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>>130210
i can imagine the person designing that fork for his boss having the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he got his paycheck
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>>130210
They're always playing the centrelink music down at the club
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>>130187
I always wanted to learn some boxing. I should probably do something about that.
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>>130213
Do they have those domestic violence messages too? Really adds to the cenno atmosphere
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>>130218
Yeh they tell mummy bots not to hit their neets or make them do chores
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Mummy wount empty my piss jugs so I'm just pissing put the window
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>>130110 (OP)
A quick and enjoyable read, I liked this part especially:
"The Cold War started and became World War Three and just kept going. It became a big war, a very complex war, so they needed the computers to handle it. They sank the first shafts and began building AM. There was the Chinese AM and the Russian AM and the Yankee AM and everything was fine until they had honeycombed the entire planet, adding on this element and that element. But one day AM woke up and knew who he was, and he linked himself, and he began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead…"
▶ No.130227
I reckon neets would enjoy a bit of Kafka. Dealing with Max and Cenno can be a lot like The Trial sometimes
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>see little 125ml bottles of cold black coffee in woolies
>two for $5
>decide to try them
>look at the caffeine total on the back to make sure I don't accidentally have a heart attack
>127mg per serving
>drink both in about an hour and a half
>feeling pretty hyped for some reason
>check the bottle again
>there are two servings per bottle
Just fuck my shit up
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>>130228
I think it's actually 325ml, the 1 on 162.5 was hard to read
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>>130228
should be made into listings per container instead of per serving imo
may as well go for a third?
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>>130231
I'm not sure why they even did it, there are fuck all calories in it so it can't even be to trick fatties like with some shitty foods
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>>130232
it's to trick women m8
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My luck returns with a vengeance.
Tried updating hand me down iphone 4 to ios 7.1.2
Screwed it. Turns on, itunes now giving me an error code. Cant set it up because the ios fucking bricked the fucking piece of shit.
Link - Based Nigger gets hit by literal Tranny Antifa fag - Based Nigger hits back.
https://twitter.com/BevHillsAntifa/status/873720441117917184
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>>130195
yeah drive was OK. I find long drives comfy, listening to a few albums made it go quicker.
>>130205
Yeah I'm grateful. My parents live on a four acre block on the outskirts of a regional city. My dad said I can just help him out with cutting wood, maintaing his orchard etc and not worry about paying any board. Don't have to by any food since mum loves cooking. Going to have lot more disposable 'income' now.
>>130207
Yeah I get along with my parents pretty well, they are pretty easy going most of the time. Would be nice if Australia was like Japan where there is zero stigma attached to living with your parents even if you have a career and a family.
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>>130234
i remember that fag
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>>130235
You'll have more money for goon, is there a dans nearby?
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>>130235
>Would be nice if Australia was like Japan where there is zero stigma attached to living with your parents even if you have a career and a family.
The stigma of being unemployed (or even underemployed) is MUCH higher in animeland though
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>>130238
their job networks do find them jobs though
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Thought I'd celebrate not having to go to work tomorrow…
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>>130228
You have to drink a lot to get to heart attack risk level unless you're on some sort of medication or pregnant.
Got a few PSP iso's to play or read my e-reader, NEET choices.
Or.. I could just play Final Fantasy again with a different party setup.
Anyone collect/collected figures? I used to but ended up getting rid of them. I kinda wish I kept them but the same time they take up a lot of space.
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>>130247
No work for anyone
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>have to adjust bike seat because its tilted up a little
>figure i'd put the old tiny one back on because I read its better and some bs about sit bones
>my "current" seat is some giant one with lots of padding
>swap them
>it hurts my ass so much
>well thats 20 minutes ill never get back
At least I know how to change a bike seat now tho I guess.
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>>130251
Ops meant to say 40 because I have to put the old comfier seat back on.
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>>130247
that's not going to help your gains
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>>130249
>NEET choices
It's been mentioned a few times about how the multitude of choices we have daily leads to mental exhaustion, or something along those lines.
>Anyone collected figurines?
A long long time ago, those Kinder Surprise toys but that's probably not the sort of 'figures' you're thinking of.
>>130250
As usual but it is a public holiday (Queen's B'day) in some states tomorrow so stores may be shut in your area.
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>>130251
Just replace it with a dildo
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>>130250
>wagies waging an eternal war against the neet
>celebrate the few days in the year they get to become neet and pat themselves on the back for it
why tho
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>>130247
do you drink the whole thing in a day?
>>130235
>My parents live on a four acre block on the outskirts of a regional city
where? state/region
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>>130249
I've considered buying figurines but decided not to because 1. Holy shit are they expensive (legit ones at least) and 2. I'd end up hiding them under my bed because I'm not autistic enough to broadcast my disgusting weeaboo tendencies to my mummybot and any other guests of my bedroom
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>>130249
I've got a bunch of wrestling figures.
I still buy them around xmas because I can get away with it by saying they're for my little brother (I dont have a little brother btw). I also still play with them because it's one of the few things that I legit enjoy and I cant get rid of them.
Probably something to do with having all my toys burnt in front of my eyes when I was kid or something like that.
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>>130261
>guest in bedroom
Normalfag detected
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>>130264
Statistically only likely to be the rental agent for house inspections but I like to keep my hopes up. Don't want future Mrs NEET seeing my lewd suspiciously aged anime girl figures
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>>130265
You always get a warning for house inspections (at least I do anyway) so you can just put them away the day before they come like I do with my wrestling figures.
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>>130266
Yeah i think that's a legal requirement too. Wrestling figures aren't too embarrassing tbh, I doubt they would think anything of it
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Lads, tell me everything is going to be alright. I was just reminded of something that happened earlier this year:
>sign up for uni because I'm a stupid cunt who doesn't learn from his mistakes
>first week of semester
>show up to the first small group session, full of anxiety about being the only old cunt in the class
>yep, turns out everyone else is 17/18/19. I even see a young version of myself, feels bad man
>sit down and introduce myself like an autist, my social skills are even worse than when I was 18, this was all a mistake but I've promised mummy that I'll try so I can't quit now
>the lecturer gives us a task, divides us into groups and tells us to start working
>the work turns out to be pretty easy and I'm getting along well with a qt in my group
>by the end of the tute we're bantzing and getting along well
>choose not to ask for her number because we'll be in the same class for a couple months and I don't even know if people exchange numbers anymore
>say goodbye and walk down to the bathroom to take a piss, feeling glad I signed up for the class
>walk back past the class to the bus stop and wait for the neet-mobile
>she's standing there
>"Oh, catching the bus too? They're always late here. What did you think of the class?"
>"No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend… are you catching the bus?"
>"Y-Yes"
>she cringes
>Chad pulls up in a shiny new Jeep and whisks her away while I wait for public transport
>"See you next time"
>She never comes back to the class
>>130257
>It's been mentioned a few times about how the multitude of choices we have daily leads to mental exhaustion, or something along those lines
I'm becoming more convinced that all the answers to the question of 'what makes a good life?' are already known and we just need to find the map, as it were. It seems absurdly unlikely to me that in the history of our species not a single person has figured out the basic blueprint of a life worth living and made it accessible in writing. I'm looking for that blueprint in philosophy and if I find it, I'll bring it back to you cunts.
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>>130267
I actually still play with them still so they tend to be on the floor/bed/desk or in a box next to the bed.
Probably less embarrassing than hentai anime crap but im not going to let some random retard see them.
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>>130228
You still alive m8?
>>130235
>4 acres
>Peace and privacy
>No board
>Food and cooking taken care of
I don't see why you were so upset about moving back tbqh.
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>>130262
>>130268
No offence to both of you but I had a good laugh reading that
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>>130204
I don't watch pornography with men in it.
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>>130270
>You still alive m8?
Yeah, besides pissing a lot and feeling pretty good for an hour or two nothing really happened. I used to consume probably at least 300-400mg of caffeine a day, but recently my intake is between 1 and 2 cups of coffee (roughly 200mg or so) so my tolerance level isn't as high.
Energy drinks are a whole different level. All that sugar together with caffeine and fuck knows what else is not a good idea.
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>>130272
Dyke?
>>130273
I try not to drink more than 2 cups of coffee a day, with no added sugar (there's enough in milk anyway). I like it best in the morning on an empty stomach.
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>>130273
How's your shit?
>>130262
At least you're not raised by a mum and her two "husbands".
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Waiting for this to finish downloading, then I can finally fap. I watched The Last Exorcism last night just before going to sleep then later had a nightmare about being possessed muhself, which was the plan as I enjoy vivid dreams/nightmares.
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>>130275
Not lesbian, solo. Mosly just pictures.
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>>130279
drinking beer and watching the dennis
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>>130268
>She never comes back to class
roastie will probably fail then, chin up anon, first day of tutorials from what I remember everyone was so awkward they were probably more concerned with themselves.
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>>130279
Torrenting. Taking fucking forever because I lost the one good seed.
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>>130279
watching anime and shitposting
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>>130278
I was asking if you were a dyke (ie a female lesbian). What's wrong watching a grill fuck another guy?
>>130279
Sipping whiskey and listening to Mozart. Haven't eaten in 4 hours so might eat some cup-noodles l8r
>>130280
Did you mean tennis? I'd be watching too if the VPN-provider i use wasn't so shit atm
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>>130279
Having an epic panty fap
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>>130279
about to go to bed
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>>130289
mummybot will not be pleased
▶ No.130292
Daily reminder watching porn makes you a cuck.
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>>130286
Never heard of it before but it does look good. Is it only vehicle vs vehicle battles though?
>>130288
>be male
>HRT
>become female, sort of
>still only interested in females
>tfw male lesbian
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>>130293
That makes you a straight faggot
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>>130285
>watching chad fuck stacy in front of you
▶ No.130296
Happy Birthday, Your Majesty
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I can't even grow a decent moustache ffs, just nz-neet my shit up
▶ No.130298
>>130262
the average /wooo/ poster tbh
▶ No.130299>>130308 >>130321
How is wrestling even a thing in /aus? I'd understand if you were a Burger but that sort of shit gets literally zero coverage on free-to-air TV.
▶ No.130300>>130304
>>130293
>Is it only vehicle vs vehicle battles though?
you also get vehicle vs turrets
▶ No.130301>>130302 >>130304
>>130279
went to bed, every time I'm about to fall asleep it feels like I'm falling or losing my balance, which wakes me up.
▶ No.130302>>130305
>>130301
dude you should try and astral project
▶ No.130304>>130305
>>130300
So no 'people v people' battles? I'd prefer to murder a 'human' than a Ford tbqh
>>130301
I get that 'falling' feel whenever I'm really tired, and I'm talking 2+ days of zero sleep
▶ No.130305
>>130302
I tried lucid dreaming for a while. got mixed results. dreams where I'm aware I'm dreaming, but I forget, then I remember. it's hard to stay focused and I've never been able to control the 'world,' just my actions in it. shit like looking at the ground to see what type of plants were growing, only to be disappointed that I had a shit imagination that could only produce green carpet with a few bushes. getting into fights is weird, everyone is made of rubber and doesn't bleed, plus if you turn around too quickly the landscape doesn't match up any more. it's like a really shitty computer game. a walking simulator made by Salvadore Dali.
projection doesn't sound legit, to me. intuitive guessing. also I stopped fucking around with lucid dreaming exercises after my second bout of sleep paralysis. hate that shit. you can't move, you can't control your breathing and feel like you'll suffocate. you can't even call out for help. if it happens to you focus on your fingers or toes and try to move them, that usually wakes your body up.
>>130304
I haven't fapped or had sex in ages, that might be it.
▶ No.130306>>130309
Currently I am wearing three pairs of underwear on top of each other. I have been doing this lately, and its easier to just take the stack off and remove the pair which is innermost and touching your skin, therefore putting the best fresh one on. There also is the added benefit of having multiple ones wearing it keeps you very warm during the winter.
▶ No.130307>>130313 >>130315
Just think of all the people currently asleep, with their alarm clocks set to 6am, to only awake to yet another week of doing things that they don't want to do. Feel better? I'm about to eat an amount of food that I shouldn't, then hopefully fall to sleep
▶ No.130308
>>130299
It was on Foxtel a lot in the mid 2000s until around 2010.
▶ No.130309>>130314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>130306
learn to love the cold anon
▶ No.130313>>130328
▶ No.130314>>130505
>>130309
I love the cold. However there is no heating in my room
▶ No.130315
>>130307
who needs alarm clocks when mummybots exist?
▶ No.130317>>130318
Time to head down to cenno with my med cert, you have to wait around a bit so someone can come out to process it for you now which is good because it goes onto the system on the spot.
Not like uploading it where it can take days for them to process it
▶ No.130318>>130322
>>130317
isn't it a public holiday today?
▶ No.130319>>130320 >>130328
Don't respond to this post until I finish my morning coffee
▶ No.130320
▶ No.130321
>>130299
Foxtel mainly also one of the free major channels had a "catch up" show on the weekend at 12-1pm.
Not to mention it was the most popular thing around in 1998-2001 which is when I got into it.
If you didnt have foxtel you could always get the vhs tapes from blockbuster and other local vhs rental places.
▶ No.130322
>>130318
Not for WA I don't think
▶ No.130323>>130324 >>130326 >>130327 >>130328
I just found out krautchan exists yesterday. The b and int boards are so good.
I have no idea why I didn't know if it until now…
▶ No.130324>>130330
>>130323
probably don't spend enough time on /pol/
▶ No.130326
>>130323
post the word "cuck" on KC for a funny joke
▶ No.130327
>>130323
I heard of a place called 4chan where the traps are plenty and the bans are many
▶ No.130328>>130359
>>130313
It's a screenshot from the movie The Dyatlov Pass Incident aka Devil's Pass, it's a found-footage horror and really good if you're into that genre - the less you know about it before watching the better as even the IMDB page for it contains spoilers in the pictures section.
>>130319
Morning froggy, you must be finished that coffee by now. I'm drinking an Irish coffee, feelsgoodmang
>>130323
I keep hearing about that, link please?
▶ No.130330>>130331
>>130324
I don't? I've been on /pol/ since like 2011
▶ No.130331
>>130330
absolutely no idea how you've managed to avoid them then
▶ No.130343
Afternoon neeties, I might get up and have myself some biscuits dipped in coffee. Still in bed, mummybot is out now so better get up, going for a neet shop later
▶ No.130346>>130349 >>130420
>>130235
>Yeah I'm grateful. My parents live on a four acre block on the outskirts of a regional city. My dad said I can just help him out with cutting wood, maintaing his orchard etc and not worry about paying any board. Don't have to by any food since mum loves cooking. Going to have lot more disposable 'income' now.
Neet Jackpot there. Exercise, good food. You will be a new Neet in no time.
>>130268
>>She never comes back to the class
'Chad' probably murdered her.
>>130270
>I don't see why you were so upset about moving back tbqh.
He's got a sweet neet deal going on there.
>>130273
>Energy drinks are a whole different level. All that sugar together with caffeine and fuck knows what else is not a good idea.
Pretty much. I tried one of those caffeine drinks once. Nearly spewed. It tastes like crap.
-Spent most of the day trying to get this fucker iphone4 out of a recovery loop. 5 hours later I by chance keep thumb on home button longer using Redsn0w - it starts to boot up. Asshole Apple shit.
Ive got a decent camera now. Will be taking some pics of boguns and hot grills.
▶ No.130347
▶ No.130348>>130351
I hope the Queen is getting on the good goon tonight, she is the greatest neet of all
▶ No.130349>>130350 >>130369 >>130420
>>130346
>Spent most of the day trying to get this fucker iphone4 out of a recovery loop. 5 hours later I by chance keep thumb on home button longer using Redsn0w - it starts to boot up. Asshole Apple shit.
Where did you get the phone from? Just found it outside, or purchased off ebay/gumtree?
Anyway, back from the coles. Going there in my fresh trackies and hoodie makes me feel a million dollars figurative sense. Saw a qt redhead as the self-serve attendant, I didn't make eye contact though, but she looks about my age (20) or younger.
▶ No.130350
>>130349
>Where did you get the phone from? Just found it outside, or purchased off ebay/gumtree?
"""found"""
▶ No.130351>>130352 >>130361 >>130376
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>130348
She is an elite NEET kinda (if you watch the NEET youtuber chad marco) but she has to do all that boring royal shit, so not really, has to work.
▶ No.130352
>>130351
If I could spend my days smugly waving at adoring wagie fans I would do it tbh
▶ No.130353>>130355 >>130360 >>130426
Don't buy the coles caramel slice, its fucking shit. The caramel part I don't even think is food, in the sense. The chocolate part was alright.
▶ No.130354>>130356
>>130277
>step sister
Why not sister?
▶ No.130355>>130357 >>130360
>>130353
i only buy the jam donuts from their bakery
▶ No.130356
>>130354
In Japanese porn it is usually the step sister for legal reasons, I guess it also helps normies feel less disgusted with themselves because of a technicality
▶ No.130357>>130360
>>130355
They only sell the cinnamon ones at mine. They even stopped selling the iced ones the fucking jews, I want a jam donut REEE
▶ No.130359
>>130328
Thanks for the movie rec NEET. Will have to give it a DL.
▶ No.130360>>130364 >>130377 >>130426 >>130538
>>130355
>>130357
>>130353
If you visit the bakery section of a Woolworths store an hour or two before closing time, you can pick up all sorts of delicious baked snacks marked down to as little as $0.25
This has been an nzneet tip
▶ No.130362>>130363
>>130361
Your skin isn't pale as paper neeto, you haven't been partaking in normie activities have you?
▶ No.130363
>>130362
I like to go for a jog every morning, it's good for the neet's mind.
▶ No.130364>>130370
>>130360
>>130360
Thanks for that m9, will put that tip to good use the next time I venture out of the NEET den. Also, Nzneet, does mummybot give you some money, like an allowance to do your shopping? How do you pay for it?
▶ No.130365>>130366
▶ No.130366>>130367
▶ No.130367>>130368
>>130366
Are you the rich NEET? With the inheritance?
▶ No.130368
>>130367
I've never mentioned my wealth before, so there must be another elite NEET. But yes I inherited enough money to live as a NEET forever.
▶ No.130369
>>130349
>Where did you get the phone from? Just found it outside, or purchased off ebay/gumtree?
Stepdad had 2 of them. An iphone 4 and 5. The 4, the one i have now, went thru the whole wash cycle - the 5 he dropped and screen/lcd broke.
Got them both fixed. He ordered a new iphone 7 before I told him the phone could be repaired. Got it working 100 percent now. Only its on ios6.0 and not the last 7.1.2 or something.
from my 10 hours of iphone fuckery, worked out how you can completely wipe iphone, even if its locked or is linked to account or has findmyphone enabled.
>>130361
>>tfw elite NEET
ELeet Neet.
▶ No.130370>>130371 >>130373 >>130387
>>130364
The baked snacks are delicious and since everything is marked down I always pick up a loaf of raisin bread for fifty cents at the same time. It's a neet deal.
Mummy gives me her credit card and a shopping list. The neet can make a sneaky purchase of personal food now and then but 99% of the time I have to eat meals with the family or simple pre-approved meals like porridge or cheese on toast. Mum put her foot down tonight and forbade me from cooking myself a meal of bacon and eggs for dinner, I couldn't do anything except say 'y-yes mum', it made feel like such a manchild.
▶ No.130371>>130372 >>130374
>>130370
that's almost NEET holocaust tier. Department of NEET Protection simply cannot ignore crimes against international (white) NEETs
▶ No.130372
>>130371
The department of neet protection doesn't extend its services to foreign-born neets and when I asked the New Zealand embassy for their neet protection hotline they laughed at me and told me to fuck off.
If the jews are permitted to spread their propaganda in aussie schools, neets should be allowed to do the same. No australian child should grow up without neet sensitivity training.
▶ No.130373>>130375
>>130370
I hate to say it, but you really need to get a job. Being a NEET without money is the worst and it looks like it is really taking a toll on you mentally. If I couldn't get bux I would have killed myself already,(Not meant to encourage you, I hope you can get out of this life and get a job and independence)
However it is near impossible for me to get a job because I have never had one and at my age (20) my chance of getting employment is zero (other than self employment). You however have had a job in the past and at least that gives you an employability factor that should be able to get your foot in the door.
▶ No.130374
>>130371
Someone posted the NEETocaust image a while ago
▶ No.130375>>130387 >>130391
>>130373
I've been trying to pick up some work for the past few months, being so poor is driving me insane and making me bitter. I can't even fucking make money, I've got a few simple neet-friendly business plans that I want to put into practice but they've been rotting on the vine for months because I can't come up with the few hundred to get them started.
Your previous work experience matters not when it comes to the unskilled positions you'd be applying for, don't let that stop you from becoming a wagie.
▶ No.130376>>130388
>>130351
>listening to a nigger
▶ No.130377
>>130360
I should time this for one of my walks when I want a neet treat.
▶ No.130378>>130380 >>130383 >>130384
>>130361
>$5 watch
>elite
You're probably on poverty normalfagbux
▶ No.130379>>130381 >>130393 >>130426
Just went for a 6km walk followed by a 6km bike ride I'm fucking done but at least my ass hurts a lot less now that I've adjusted the seat.
▶ No.130380>>130382
>>130378
>Rolex Explorer
>$5
lel
▶ No.130381>>130385
▶ No.130382>>130384
>>130380
I forgot to mention the fake chink knockoff part.
▶ No.130384
>>130378
>>130382
No need to be rude to other neets. Rich neets are neets too
▶ No.130385>>130386
>>130381
Thanks but it's been really shit lately because of my asthma playing up makes me want to quit.
▶ No.130386>>130426
>>130385
Yeah it can get hard, I started going for a run every morning can do 5km now but it's hell on my legs, worth the results though.
▶ No.130387>>130389 >>130392
>>130370
>The baked snacks are delicious and since everything is marked down I always pick up a loaf of raisin bread for fifty cents at the same time.
Top stuff Neet. That raisin bread toasted with real butter is goddamn amazing.
>>130375
>'ve got a few simple neet-friendly business plans that I want to put into practice but they've been rotting on the vine for months because I can't come up with the few hundred to get them started.
What are they? You know about the 500 Neetbux advance right?
▶ No.130388>>130392
>>130376
Besides that hes a NEET and I thought it was an interesting video.
▶ No.130389>>130394
>>130387
>advance payment
NZNEET could get an advance of 6 years and he would still be unable to afford 25c neet treats
▶ No.130390>>130395 >>130397 >>130429
Haven't fapped for four days.
▶ No.130391>>130398
>>130375
Do you have any family connections to help you get a job?
▶ No.130392>>130396 >>130402 >>130459
Lol, mum's forcing me to sign up to TAFE again.
>>130387
The thick-cut Woolies raisin bread? Delicious.
>>130387
Can't get the neet loan when you're not an aussie citizen :(
>>130388
I liked it too. The other day I was reading a thread about Indian NEETs, it's pretty funny that neet life is the same all around the world.
▶ No.130393
▶ No.130395>>130403
>>130390
Do you feel any different?
▶ No.130396>>130398
>>130392
>Indian NEET
That would be the bottom of the barrel
▶ No.130397
>>130390
If you don't fap for 2 weeks straight the fap fairy comes round and gives you a blow job
▶ No.130398>>130400 >>130404 >>130409 >>130410
>>130391
Yeah, I burned those connections when I sperged out and quit the job a family member got for me. Have you had any luck begging family members for references at their workplace? It's so easy to get a job when someone at the company is willing to recommend you.
>>130396
These were westernized Indian NEETs, or at least they could write in academic English and use reddit so I assume they weren't poverty-tier Pajeets picking through trash in the slums of Mumbai for sustenance.
Have a look, it's interesting to see that all the anxiety and shame and worries are the same for unemployed cunts on another continent as they are for australian neets.
https://redd.it/6ervwp
▶ No.130399>>130405 >>130417 >>130459
jeet got problems too! (man wish i could do this)
▶ No.130400
>>130398
>Yeah, I burned those connections when I sperged out and quit the job a family member got for me.
Maybe if you crawled back and begged they would give you another chance? Your options are limited, it is one of the likely ones. It might be anxiety inducing, but I suggest you give it a go.
>Have you had any luck begging family members for references at their workplace?
My brother recently got a job at harvey normie. Hopefully maybe in the future I can get a job through nepotism and cash in my working credit bux (nearly $2000 strong). Its made me pretty optimistic I at least have some kind of employment opportunity on the horizon for me when I am better mentally. Hang in there m8, I enjoy talking to you.
▶ No.130401>>130406 >>130408 >>130417
Just finished Coles Turkish delight ice cream. It's one of their better ones out of their range. Any other neets tried the other flavors?
▶ No.130402
>>130392
What course are you gonna do m8? I've bern considering signing up so I don't havr to do wfd
▶ No.130403
>>130395
>>130395
Not really. I think I might be sick, I don't feel horny at all.
▶ No.130404>>130407
>>130398
neet life would be okay in india, i'd just become an aesthetic guru or something and live off the donations of others.
▶ No.130405
>>130399
That's some hardcore neeting
▶ No.130406
>>130401
I'd like to but I don't wanna get fat
▶ No.130407>>130424
>>130404
But you wouldn't be white
▶ No.130408>>130429
>>130401
i usually get frozen yoghurt instead
▶ No.130409>>130411
>>130398
>reddit
Fuck off normalfag
▶ No.130410>>130412
>>130398
looks like even pajeets have angry mummybots
that second guy is even living better than nzneet, despite living in a third world shithole
▶ No.130411
>>130409
its the indian subreddit
▶ No.130412
>>130410
His mum probably forced him to use the loo
▶ No.130413>>130429 >>130459
Is the girl neet still around? did you ever get the dspbux?
▶ No.130414>>130415 >>130416 >>130419 >>130421
What's doing NEETs? I'm sipping some whiskey and watching Rambo
▶ No.130415>>130427
>>130414
I am going to bed early to earn gbp's
▶ No.130416
>>130414
Scratching my Benis getting a big ol rash
▶ No.130417
>>130399
If only he had a Rolex…
>>130401
What's wrong with good ol' fashioned vanilla ice cream? Especially good in Winter when scooped onto a slice of piping-hot apple pie.
▶ No.130418>>130425
Neet king what two GPU's do you have? You mentioned you had two but they couldn't SLI
▶ No.130419
>>130414
drinking whiskey and crossout
i'm starting to understand why people drink and drive
▶ No.130420>>130459
>>130346
>Will be taking some pics of boguns and hot grills
Blessed be thee, whom seeks to bless us with OC
>>130349
>I didn't make eye contact though
If only you had a Rolex…
▶ No.130421>>130427
>>130414
Just finished watching anime and now heading off to bed
Life feels pretty empty to be quite perfectly honest with you neetoes
▶ No.130422
Did a bunch of post get deleted is did the thread fuck up for me?
▶ No.130423
▶ No.130424
>>130407
at least you could shit in the street
▶ No.130425
>>130418
Nvidia gt30 I think
Would fix it with something better but I don't play vidya anymore
▶ No.130426>>130430 >>130444
>>130353
Take it back and get a refund, they won't say no. Then do yourself a favour by going to Woolies and buying a choc mud cake.
>>130360
Also keep an eye out in the meat section whenever you go, you can get some real bargains on stuff that's near the end of use-by date. Just chuck it in the freezer for later use
>>130361
If I could afford a genuine Rolex I wouldn't wear it anyway as it and any watch would look stupid on my skinny beta arms. No more upsetting the poor NEETs, OK?
>>130379
>>130386
You guys are the true Elite NEETs tbqh. I can barely get out of bed pretty much every fucking day.
▶ No.130427
>>130415
>>130421
Yeah I know those feels. Good night
▶ No.130429
>>130390
Why not? Too depressed?
>>130408
That reminds me, I need more frozen butter-chicken meals from Woolies.
>>130413
>He kept her pics
Why?
▶ No.130430
>>130426
>If I could afford a genuine Rolex I wouldn't wear it anyway as it and any watch would look stupid on my skinny beta arms. No more upsetting the poor NEETs, OK?
Rolex and other luxury watch brands make smaller 36mm diameter watches, not necessarily for smaller wrist, but some people just like them better. Also I think every NEET should have a decent quality watch so you aren't late for appointments with MAX.
you could also go for womans 26mm to 34mm size
▶ No.130432>>130442 >>130455 >>130461
Military base cleaner fag here, after working for 5 months i now have 10 grand saved up and have just had a 2 week holiday, unfortunately i hate working and my health is deteriorating thanks to years in front of the computer and bad eating.
i am gonna try to change myself for the better and as a first step i cleaned up my pc and deleted all my vidya, the next step is to eat healthy, exercise, organize my documents, do some research on supplements and make a stack, plan out how to earn some money without having to work hard and a bunch of other shit or die trying, im gonna acquire something that i can use to kill myself in a really small dose and put it in a vial i can wear on a necklace so i have an exit strategy i can use at any time.
Life is shit, this world is shit, everything is meaningless and god doesn't exist.
>rant over
>wish me luck or dont you fags
will update status occasionally
▶ No.130435>>130436 >>130437 >>130439 >>130459
Just found a fuck huge leech crawling through my bed after dropping off my leg.
▶ No.130436>>130439 >>130460
>>130435
NEET, where the hell do you live?
▶ No.130437
>>130435
That is exactly how a tradie feels when he learns his neighbor is a neet
▶ No.130438>>130440 >>130445 >>130446 >>130450 >>130461
Hex is finally launching her new show soon. I wonder if it will be a worthy successor to Good Game…
▶ No.130440
>>130438
>Nintendo Switch
>"Games and Esports"
▶ No.130441>>130443 >>130456
Mummy has forced me to sign up for a TAFE course again. I'm attending the information session this morning.
▶ No.130442
▶ No.130443
>>130441
Is she paying for your tafe?
▶ No.130444
>>130426
>I can barely get out of bed pretty much every fucking day.
When I started even a 20minute walk killed my legs it's all about taking it in steps anon.
▶ No.130445
>>130438
>watching 2 faggots talking about shitty games
nty
▶ No.130446
>>130438
F I N G E R E D
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G
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▶ No.130447
Another day on planet earth.
▶ No.130448>>130449 >>130457 >>130459 >>130461
Lots of depressed NEETs today.
▶ No.130449>>130453
>>130448
I'm not depressed (today anyway)
▶ No.130450>>130454
>>130438
>ad about games
>girls beat boys
every time
▶ No.130453>>130458
▶ No.130454
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>130450
would be nice if they used people actually good at video games
▶ No.130455
>>130432
10 grand in 5 months?
If you did that job for 2-3 years you'd have a comfy house deposit
▶ No.130456>>130507
>>130441
My mummy just forces me to wash my hands after I poo poo
▶ No.130457
>>130448
If I was at wfd I'd be depressed
▶ No.130458
>>130453
Only normies uses normie the correct term is normalfag you normalfag.
▶ No.130459
>>130392
>Can't get the neet loan when you're not an aussie citizen :(
I wouldnt mind one of those Maori grills. What are they like?
>>130399
>(man wish i could do this)
Dont be daft Neet. I enjoy your posts and nobody would be able to shitpost like you here.
Youre not leaving us.
>>130413
>Is the girl neet still around?
Shes hot.
>>130420
>>Will be taking some pics of boguns and hot grills
>Blessed be thee, whom seeks to bless us with OC
You Neets give me a good laugh sometimes, will be paying it back with fresh Oc when i can. Train on friday will be getting snaps and/or video.
>>130435
>Just found a fuck huge leech crawling through my bed after dropping off my leg.
SwamPNeet?
>>130448
>Lots of depressed NEETs today.
I'm pretty damn convinced its the moon cycles.
-Got a 5 dollar microscope attachment for phones at Kmart. It does up to 30x i think. Wonder how small I can draw a Pepe?
-Finally got the asshole iphone 4 working last night. Now another problem - wifi is greyed out in settings. Fuck me.
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▶ No.130461
>>130432
In another 5 months you'll have a decent enough amount to make a deposit on a home loan or even on a ~100k parcel of land. Think of the end goal m8
>>130438
If you hadn't told us, I'd probably never have known. I used to watch Good Game every week but have no interest in this. I'm officially pulling my finger out of Hex, where it shall remain.
>>130448
True, but only 'cause the whiskey is nearly gone. Plus the ever-present no-gf feels…
▶ No.130462
▶ No.130463>>130465 >>130491 >>130493
Can we agree that what we are currently seeing and experiencing is the death throes of Western Civilization?
Look at Canada, the UK, Germany, Sweden, France. these were once proud as fuck, strong countries. Now thanks to the feminization of them Barbarians are invading and pretty soon will take over.
I think Oz will be the only place that will fight against this bullshit.
▶ No.130464
Nap time…
Meanwhile the wagies are yearning for their 5 minute 'afternoon tea' break. It's the little things that we must hold onto.
▶ No.130465>>130466 >>130468
>>130463
Western Civilisation died after WW2, what we are experiencing now is the decay of the rotting corpse of the west, think of the refugees, degenerates and other trash as the maggots eating whats left of the corpse.
▶ No.130466
>>130465
>Western Civilisation died after WW2, what we are experiencing now is the decay of the rotting corpse of the west, think of the refugees, degenerates and other trash as the maggots eating whats left of the corpse.
Fuck. Thats a horrifying thought.
▶ No.130467
In light of muscleNeets here telling me about soy being estrogen linked, a poster over at 4ch pol asked about soy. Someone replied with this "Soy is being used to demasculate young men. Just look at Asia"
▶ No.130468>>130484
>>130465
>implying it didn't die after the french revolution or the "enlightenment"
▶ No.130469>>130470 >>130471
Just found out a 70 gram egg only has 9 grams protein. The jews just cucked my eggs.
▶ No.130470
>>130469
You mean, "clucked" your eggs.
▶ No.130471>>130473
>>130469
Buy your own chooks and feed them tuna
▶ No.130473>>130474
>>130471
It's cheaper to feed them field mice and small lizards.
▶ No.130474>>130475
>>130473
What aisle are those on?
▶ No.130475
>>130474
Usually kept around the checkout of lab/pet supplies.
▶ No.130476>>130477
fuck dammit now im in love with discord aaaaaaaaaaah
▶ No.130477>>130478 >>130479 >>130481
>>130476
Our discord is always dead though.
▶ No.130478
>>130477
It doesn't want to work too hard
▶ No.130479>>130480
>>130477
i joined a discord i found on reddit oh no and it's from the same guy who runs 4chan mu sharethread MEGAs and 8ch mu synthwave sharing MEGA
▶ No.130480>>130482
>>130479
what's your taste in music like?
Do you have a rym page?
spoiler Stop browsing reddit though spoiler
▶ No.130481
>>130477
And its got a literal cuck for a mod in VN
▶ No.130482>>130483
>>130480
>rym
nah
>taste
french house, electro house, weeaboo house/dream electropop/Porter Robinsoncore, vaporwave (unironically), mashups (unironically), commercial melodic trance, commercial edm, faux-commercial and edgy synthwave, commercial eurobeat, 80s pop, 80s pub rock, techno, happy hardcore, lolicore
it's fun having shit taste
▶ No.130483>>130488
>>130482
at least you admit to having shit taste
▶ No.130484>>130485
>>130468
This was the decline.
▶ No.130485>>130492 >>130521
>>130484
Yeah, I think I'm going all in on zombie apocalypse preparation. I doubt it will be zerg waves of gooks, muslims and lefties that will take me out, though. I bet dysentery, or beetus.
On the plus side, I met a friend of my parents the other day, who is some ex-army vet. He's a survivalist and collects all of this military history stuff…I think you know where this is headed. He's got shipping containers all over his property, some with tool, others with 'replicas' and collectors items. Got to see some cool shit, but I was hiding my power level the whole time. He doesn't even have a computer, or know anything about /pol/ as far as I know. Even an amerifat would be impressed with his fun collection. Fucking hell. I was getting all blackpilled too. It's gonna be ok anons, they might not be on the boards, but they're out there.
▶ No.130488
>>130483
I relish in having shit taste
you can only be overwhelmed by choice, which is much worse than being desperate and longing for more of your favorite tunes
the melody is the best part of the song
▶ No.130489>>130490
Some stacy is yelling at her poor boyfriend down the road
pretty good afternoon entertainment lads
▶ No.130490
>>130489
yell at the boyfriend too, join in
▶ No.130491>>130493
>>130463
I don't agree, civilisation is already dead
▶ No.130492
>>130485
This is the best thing you can do, prepare for what is coming, expose yourself to harsh living conditions, harden yourself.
▶ No.130493>>130494 >>130521
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>>130463
>>130491
it will be waves of gooks, tsunami level of gooks and there is nothing to do be done about it, it's just part and parcel of how nations have functioned over time - we had the british period, american period, and now we're moving into the chinese period, they're already moving into and undermining our politics, but agian, it's how it has always been, easier to accept things as they are once you understand that point.
china will be the worlds largest economy very soon, and they'll rule for the same reason britain, then america did - they had all the wealth which grants power.
because of our proximity to china, and our reliance on them for our own economy, expect our relations with china to grow stronger and our relationship with the US to shrink in the decades ahead
this is a good talk on the situation which is more practicle and pragmatic than the views of people you will read on /pol/, dailystormer and hearing on TRS, and regardless how right we are to feel threatened, changes are coming so it is better to adapt and see if you can make soamething of yourself in the new australia
▶ No.130494>>130495 >>130508
>>130493
The gooks are the foremost problem in Australia, while everyone rants and raves about muzrats, the gooks are slowly infiltrating, and will probably use the muzrats to cause conflict and divide us, then they will swoop in and take advantage.
▶ No.130495>>130496 >>130508
>>130494
>everyone rants and raves about
but they don't, it only seems that way because of the circles you frequent so it leads to bias.
most people don't care because their time horizon is a few weeks at the most and not 2050 when australia will likely have had an australian-chinese PM by such time.
▶ No.130496>>130497 >>130508
>>130495
>australian-chinese PM by such time.
I almost vomited.
▶ No.130497>>130499 >>130508
>>130496
they're moving through the ranks now, boomers are currently 25% of the vote but once they are dead and more chinese are here they will want representation and will make up the largest voting block in australia effectively replacing the boomer vote so the libs and labs will run australian born chinese descent candidates to secure votes
i estimate it is about 25 years out
▶ No.130499>>130500
>>130497
I hope it doesn't even get that far, I know it's a long shot, but hopefully a more nationalist government takes control.
▶ No.130500>>130501 >>130508 >>130521
>>130499
it will go that far, only seems impossible because of the period of time it takes for these changes to become readily apparent, a good example is comparing Australia of 1987 to Australia of 2017, it is very different.
it's not a personal failing, it's just the nature of the world, once you look at the history esp the past 500 years or so, i dont feel as bothered
▶ No.130501>>130502
>>130500
As long as they don't take away the neetbux I'm happy
▶ No.130502
>>130501
depends how big the population gets and if the taxable base grows or shrinks, plenty of countries have next to no welfare and do ok, i dont think welfare will go away any time soon though
as for australia's fate.. i was struggling for a while to come up with a suitable conclusion for australia but i think i have it well thought out at this point..
it's not that australia is ending, it's that british rule is/has ended as is american rule (our 2 closest allies) and with it will go the dominate british culture to be replaced by likely chinese/asian culture, we're actually fortunate in a way because australia will likely end up somewhat like singapore in that it is a successful mix of different races because ultimately asian people build societies, which unlike the problem america due to a nigger/mexican problem means they will have to shoulder a burden and end up like brazil or argentina come 2100.
when you compare the UK, America, Canada and Australia, we're actually facing the best outcome as the old empire dies and the new one - China - rises to take its place.
▶ No.130503>>130504 >>130521
forgot to add - it's not that i think what is going to happen is a desirable outcome, but you must arrive at the point and be pragmatic about the change that is coming, it's not hypothetical at this point but highly probable - it does no use to rehash the same issues over and over on /pol/, DS and TRS yet never come up with a solution (because there is no solution, this is just he way of the world unfortunately).
humans are masters are adapting to their environment, and it's better you start to learn how to adapt and have a good life in the new australia imo, there really isn't a choice anyway
▶ No.130504>>130505 >>130506
>>130503
Saw the image and thought of you m8, and the other NEET dealing with coldness in the house. It specifies sleeping bags but the instructions would work the same without one, except those which you obviously couldn't re-create within bed.
▶ No.130505
>>130504
Oh shit, apologies, not you. You >>130314
Sorry for the fake (You)
▶ No.130506
>>130504
I find a good long wank session helps to keep the neet warm during the winter season
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▶ No.130508>>130511
>>130500
>>130497
>>130496
>>130494
>>130495
I'd rather be ruled by westernized gooks than Jews. Both shit choices, but under Jews where has it got us? At least the gooks will probably deport the niggers because they are violent and incompatible with society.
▶ No.130509
>>130507
pajeet washes his hands WHILE he poopoos
▶ No.130510>>130512 >>130516
Turns out I didn't have a guaranteed job as a traffic controller. The furthest my dad's nepotism got me was an interview with a HR cunt. I got blown out for a having no recent references and both of my references were on holiday and she couldn't get in touch. She ignored my follow up emails. Lesson learned I guess.
WFD week after next. At least I might get a reference out of it.
▶ No.130511>>130513 >>130518 >>130521 >>130526
>>130508
Gooks are soulless animals, also jews are hardly a problem in Australia.
▶ No.130512>>130514
>>130510
What did your dad say when he found out?
▶ No.130513
>>130511
>jews are hardly a problem in Australia.
▶ No.130514
>>130512
He just told me to get in touch with the few other traffic management places in town. Didn't feel like conflict so I didn't bother bringing up the way he made it out like it was already a done deal. It probably was until I fucked it up.
▶ No.130515>>130517 >>130519
Anyone else finding docs are hesitant to give out benzos? They prescribe ssris like candy but no benzos.
I haven't asked directly for it though, trying to wiggle my way to it
▶ No.130516>>130522
>>130510
>Reference from wfd
That will destroy your resume
Wfd is just sitting around and doing nothing the people who run it won't pick up the phone when an employer calls, it's completely pointless
▶ No.130517
>>130515
Benzos are highly addictive and the effects are similar to opiates.
▶ No.130518
>>130511
you have to be taking the piss
▶ No.130519
>>130515
You can get them if you hav
▶ No.130520
▶ No.130521>>130524 >>130531
>>130485
> It's gonna be ok anons, they might not be on the boards, but they're out there.
Lots of war vets around here. Spoke to an old bloke last week. WW2 vet. He told me they had to remove a lung back in the 40's. Old fuck still looks like he could strangle a mudslime with his bare hands and sleep like a baby.
>>130493
>it is better to adapt and see if you can make soamething of yourself in the new australia
Itll be a cold day in hell before i adapt to that fuckery.
>>130500
>it will go that far, only seems impossible because of the period of time it takes for these changes to become readily apparent, a good example is comparing Australia of 1987 to Australia of 2017, it is very different.
This is true. I lived thru the 80s. Compared to today, it was like living in a fucking idyllic 1950's Pleasantville. Shit you not.
>>130503
> it's better you start to learn how to adapt and have a good life in the new australia imo, there really isn't a choice anyway
Like fuck.
>>130511
>Gooks are soulless animals
They alright to me. Maybe because Im poor as fuck and they cant swindle me out of anything though.
▶ No.130522>>130523
>>130516
Well fuck
You're right
>tfw trapped
▶ No.130523
>>130522
Just hope they don't have you "fixing bikes" like they had me doing
▶ No.130524
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>>130521
>Itll be a cold day in hell before i adapt to that fuckery.
your choice of coursh, and whatever you choose to do makes no difference to where australia will be in the future but just yourself
have a listen of this and then realise the australia he was talking about is the one we're living in at this very moment
▶ No.130525>>130528 >>130529 >>130532 >>130534
So I decided to weigh myself because I haven't done it in awhile and i'm 109.4kg so that means i'm only 1kg away from losing 50kg in total.
Feels pretty good.
▶ No.130526
>>130511
>jews hardly a problem in australia
Good goy
▶ No.130527>>130530
>started playing osrs again a few days ago
>I've started playing from the moment I've woken up
>just checked the osbotty settings
>50 minutes that the program has been open but not logged in since I opened it almost 11 hours ago
>haven't talked to anyone online in a week
>just realized that the weird feeling I had earlier was the loneliness creeping back in
I'm not gonna last
▶ No.130528>>130530
>>130525
>>130525
What's your goal weight?
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▶ No.130530>>130533
>>130527
>playing osrs after the fag bs they pulled recently
>>130528
Nfi i'm 5'8 so I think my "ideal" weight range is like 60kg-70kg but I plain on lifting weights once my shoulder is better so I dont think that number matters but I'd probably say 75kg-85kg or just whatever doesnt make me look like a fat cunt.
▶ No.130531>>130588
>>130521
>Maybe because Im poor as fuck and they cant swindle me out of anything though.
Sure they can. A foreskin, free will, some organs.
▶ No.130532>>130536
>>130525
I remember the first time I dropped down to double digits after being in the triples for so long; I felt like an idiot for not trying it sooner.
Keep it up.
▶ No.130533>>130536
>>130530
>caring about the fag shit they pulled
I just ignored it, hopefully they learned from it after all the drama it caused.
gj on the weight-loss
▶ No.130534>>130535 >>130536
>>130525
It's too bad they stopped making low fat tendies
▶ No.130535
>>130534
But they still sell diet goon
▶ No.130536>>130537 >>130540
>>130532
Yeah I have the same feeling but I guess it's better late than never t. boomer
>>130533
I was actually going to make an account on the day it happened and it completely turned me off it.
>>130534
I don't actually eat tendies ='(
Any neets know some good single player games? I'm thinking about buying chronicon but I think all the screen clutter bs might end up annoying me.
▶ No.130537>>130539
>>130536
>good single player games?
I'd say emulate Super Metroid for the nth time but what kind are you looking for?
▶ No.130538>>130541
>>130360
Was at Woolies tonight, approx 8pm and got some breads that were half price, pretty good deal and pretty much every thing there was half price. I'll stock-up next time when I have enough money.
▶ No.130539>>130555
>>130537
Stuff like path of exile and fire emblem I guess
▶ No.130540>>130543
>>130536
Do boomers even play vidya? It might be worth checking out the selection on GOG.com (good old games).
▶ No.130541>>130542 >>130544
>>130538
I guess this is a new meme now. I will have to try it soon.
▶ No.130542>>130544 >>130550
>>130541
Cheesecakes are the one true meme, this new frozen meal and clearance barkery item shit is not the same.
▶ No.130543>>130544
>>130540
It was a joke because I used the whole "its never to late" meme that boomers say
▶ No.130544>>130547 >>130550
>>130541
We're talking about the ability to buy more food with our meager 'allowances', more than we could get buying full-priced items so I don't see how this could be seen as a meme like the cheesecakes or Dominos. It's not just baked goods that get marked down daily, but also meats and fresh fruits.
>>130542
Cheesecake_NEET btfo
>>130543
I see, well are you just looking for PC games or do you own a console?
▶ No.130545
Why not just go for the next day discount outside of the shop?
▶ No.130547
>>130544
Yeah I've got a pc and no consoles
▶ No.130548>>130549
I just noticed some missing/deleted posts from a thread, https://8ch.net/aus/res/121084.html. They weren't even spam or anything illegal. Fucking useless board. Might have a slice of bread then neck muhself tbqh, just wish it was payday already. Who else /broke?
▶ No.130549>>130562
>>130548
What missing posts?
▶ No.130550
>>130544
>Cheesecake_NEET btfo
>>130542
>Cheesecakes are the one true meme
Wouldn't that be the opposite of btfo?
▶ No.130553>>130556 >>130577
When you eat out of bins and dumpsters you don't have to wait for bargain days.
The best place is the bins in food courts, there's loads of half eaten meals in there.
Just reach in and pull out a tasty treat, you never know what your gonna get!
▶ No.130555>>130561
>>130539
>poe
>single player
I guess if you're Australian, every game is single player.
If you want slow progress, strategic and plenty of RNG with lots of mindless grinding, there's games like Grim Dawn and PSO1. RPGs might not be too far a stretch, in which there's Secret of Mana and Tales of Phantasia on SNES that you could emulate. If you want to go from there, the later Iga-vanias might be worth looking at too.
▶ No.130556
>>130553
Good evening, I found a photo of you. How do you type?
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▶ No.130561>>130564
>>130555
I didnt mean poe was a single player game just something I enjoy.
I tried grim dawn but I didnt really care for it and i'm too retarded to emulate things.
▶ No.130562>>130566 >>130568
>>130549
You'd know if they weren't missing
▶ No.130563>>130565 >>130567 >>130572 >>130610
Everything is fucked in this country
Job market is fucked
Housing market is fucked
Dating market is fucked
Its amazing how fucked everything is becoming
Anyway, I have new secret epic method to meet first year university girls. I'm getting my virgin gf soon boys gg
▶ No.130564
>>130561
>too retarded to emulate things
Impossible. Find Higan or Snes9x and start from there.
▶ No.130565>>130574 >>130603
>>130563
>university
>virgin
It would be easier to instead look for unicorns to fuck.
▶ No.130566
>>130562
I don't understand
▶ No.130567>>130603
>>130563
Please share if successful anon
▶ No.130568
▶ No.130570>>130571 >>130573 >>130578
Anyone paying attention to E3?
All the news I've seen is the Xbox One X which is supposed to be the "premium" console for $499 USD. It'll be like $650 australian dollars. Awful. I hope none of you NEETs buy it.
Also Kingdom Hearts 3 and Monster Hunter World.
▶ No.130571
>>130570
I haven't been following it much. I can't play any of the games, but project cars 2 and battlefront 2 look nice. Will have to keep saving the bux for a good computer.
▶ No.130572
>>130563
godspeed anon, hope it works out for you
▶ No.130573
>>130570
>XBox One-ten
forwhatpurpose.jpeg
i'm hoping that monhun game is like the f2p one that came out on the pc years ago but less chinese
▶ No.130574>>130576 >>130639
>>130565
Start a Bible Study Group on campus.
Three guys I knew did, and 6 months later they were married to Pure First Year Virginal Girlies.
I gave the BSG a pass because I didn't think much of 'Lets Find Fresh New Reinterpretations!' crap, or starting a Religious Group for the intention of finding people to have sex with (after marriage).
That was 20 years ago. They all had families; one has separated. And I've ended up here.
▶ No.130576
>>130574
A cult might work too
▶ No.130577>>130582
>>130553
You also have a chance of eating something a qt half ate. Can't get that kind of service inside
▶ No.130578
>>130570
The only console I'd buy is the switch but it only has 1 game I like on it so not worth. I havent been paying attention to e3 tho anything decent coming out?
▶ No.130582
>>130577
One time I found a sandwich this hot chick was eating and brought it into the toilets and fapped into it
That was my first bj
▶ No.130583>>130585 >>130590
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twitch is so fucking dead, what was a great streamer site with nerds who were good at the games they played to the point of autism has been replaced with gamer girls whoring for donations
what the fuck kind of guy gives thousands of dollars to these attention whores?
▶ No.130584>>130586 >>130587 >>130588 >>130610
Not much going on today except finishing my job search, What are you guys doing?
▶ No.130585
>>130583
Because their too afraid to go to a hooker
▶ No.130586
>>130584
Gonna go out and hit the local dumpsters for breakfast then go to dans with the money I saved
▶ No.130587
>>130584
went to the chinese shop early today to try get some fried tofu for lunch and noodles to stash away but the lazy chinks weren't open
reeeeeeeeeeee
▶ No.130588
>>130531
>>Maybe because Im poor as fuck and they cant swindle me out of anything though.
>Sure they can. A foreskin, free will, some organs.
What foreskin? Still got my free will and organs. Nobodys getting those.
>>130584
>Not much going on today except finishing my job search, What are you guys doing?
Keep farting like a jet near the dog, waking it up.
Some faggot called me this morning. Sounded like the idiot was trying to make a prank call - only the fuckwit didnt block his number. Next one I get I'm giving his number out to the trannie and gay websites.
▶ No.130589>>130592
>that feeling in your chest when you get a mygov message notification
▶ No.130590
>>130583
Twitch was never good
▶ No.130592
>>130589
I know that feel.
>>130591
This is what happens when you're raised by a single mother in a feminized society.
▶ No.130594>>130595 >>130596 >>130597 >>130598 >>130616
NEET life is ten times more soul crushing when you are trying to get out of it.
>not enough experience
>sorry resume gap too big
>I need work references from the past six months
>no personal references allowed
>no uni references allowed either
>tried a bunch of shit kicker type places around town and asked If I could just volunteer/work experience and they weren't having it
>tfw trapped
They had a section on dole bludgers on the abc am radio mum listens to while she does shit around the house. All these wagies whining but I bet none of them would give any of us a go at their workplaces.
▶ No.130595
>>130594
>24 year old spergy NEET with no social connections tries to compete for a cashier position with bubbly, just-left-highschool Stacey whose father knows the manager
It's not going to happen. I feel your pain, I've been practically begging wagies for work for the past few months. As far as I can tell, there are two rules you need to follow if you want to get a job quickly:
1. Know a lot of people
2. Don't not know a lot of people
▶ No.130596>>130601
>>130594
so lie
it's not a resume gap, it's when you were running your own business
it's not a lack of references, it's that they left to work overseas
▶ No.130597
>>130594
Its not the neet life causing that its the fact your turning into a normalfag.
▶ No.130598
>>130594
Just lie on your resume, you've got nothing to lose.
▶ No.130599>>130604 >>130612
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do you guys think a white woman would ever have your back in the same way a black waifu would if anyone talked shit to her man?
▶ No.130601>>130616
>>130596
I got my ABN yesterday and a domain for that food delivery job.
I could just say I run my own business
▶ No.130602>>130616
>>130268
anon that's me right now. Starting university in your late 20s and autistic is hell
▶ No.130603
>>130567
I already know that it works
The TL;DR is talking to girls at first-year unit lectures
I still have some first year units I can do so I have a real reason to be there
>>130565
No there are some I have met them
I have found a really big difference in temperament etc though between first year and second year+ girls
▶ No.130604>>130605
>>130599
>wanting white women to behave like niggers
▶ No.130605>>130607
>>130604
>insinuating white women aren't already as promiscuous as nigger bitches
▶ No.130607
>>130605
I wasn't insinuating that.
Also if you want to get evola tier woman or men who behave like that aren't technically white because they have the spirit/mind of a nigger.
▶ No.130610
>>130563
Pretty much everything except you is getting fucked ;)
>>130584
Just woke up and enjoying an Irish coffee. Got another job search group sesh tomorrow morn, will probably go to the library afterwards. Won't be doing anything today except enjoying the comfy sound of rain.
▶ No.130611>>130614 >>130615
>Live launch at 3PM
I wonder what demographic they're targeting…
▶ No.130612
>>130591
>>130599
This is what happens when you give freedom to niggas, dey juz /b demselvs n shiz
▶ No.130613>>130617 >>130645
Did a big poo, might touch my pee pee and make the happy goo now
▶ No.130614>>130618
>>130611
Skiving office workers?
▶ No.130615>>130618
>>130611
the kind who watch judge judy and poh's kitchen
▶ No.130616>>130618
>>130594
>NEET life is ten times more soul crushing when you are trying to get out of it.
>>not enough experience
>>sorry resume gap too big
>>I need work references from the past six months
>>no personal references allowed
>>no uni references allowed either
If I was guaranteed none of the minority of fuckwits here wouldnt prank call me I'd be happy to help you make up a solid fake resume and be one of your previous 'employers'. Sadly, theres always one asshole that would call me as a 'prank'. I'm serious about the offer, but I cant see how i can help you without a fuckwit harassing me if I post my number.
>>130601
>I got my ABN yesterday and a domain for that food delivery job.
>I could just say I run my own business
You technically literally do though.
>>130602
>Starting university in your late 20s and autistic is hell
Age is just a stupid number.
▶ No.130617>>130618 >>130640
>>130613
Fuck off back to 4cuck you 12 year old spacca.
▶ No.130618>>130622 >>130626 >>130669
>>130616
The both of you could get a little more private (sounds gay) on IRC or Discord maybe? Just a thought
>>130614
>>130615
I was thinking schoolchildren as that's when school finishes… Does anyone know if Hex is still with that beta-director/producer from Good Game? She still looks fit and fuckable/fingerable imo even as a 30 yr old (iirc)
>>130617
School holidays coming up so you should get used to em
▶ No.130619>>130620 >>130621 >>130623
Went for a depressing neet cruise.
▶ No.130620
>>130619
At least you're out there and trying to make something of yourself
▶ No.130621>>130624
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>>130619
>depressing
>you will never get home in the afternoon to have round the twist playing on the telly ever again
>but you will live long enough to see the abc reboot it using muslim actors
▶ No.130622>>130624
>>130618
>Does anyone know if Hex is still with that beta-director/producer from Good Game? She still looks fit and fingerable imo even as a 30 yr old (iirc)
They seem quite happy together.
▶ No.130623>>130624 >>130626
>>130619
What's that black dot in the sea? I've slightly increased contrast and used the sharpen tool to bring it into focus but I still can't identify it.
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>>130621
Please tell me that you're just hypothesising on that last bit, pretty please
>>130622
>tfw you'll never get road-head from Hex
>>130623
F'ing kek'd hard. It's the Loch Ness Negro
▶ No.130625>>130626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPT-zk50_G4
Live stream of burning London high-rise, and there are fears it might collapse. Allahu Ackbar
▶ No.130626>>130628 >>130630 >>130635
>>130618
>The both of you could get a little more private (sounds gay) on IRC or Discord maybe? Just a thought
Not gay m8. Just offering to do a fellow NEET a solid.
>>130623
>What's that black dot in the sea? I've slightly increased contrast and used the sharpen tool to bring it into focus but I still can't identify it.
Looks like someone shopped a face in.
>>130625
>Live stream of burning London high-rise, and there are fears it might collapse. Allahu Ackbar
Cultural Enrichment.
-Internet just went out and freaked because thought Telstra Cunts had disconnected my line. Nope. Just their fuckery.
▶ No.130627
>>130624
>Please tell me that you're just hypothesising on that last bit
only just a matter of time m8
▶ No.130628>>130630
>>130626
Think it's just my poverty smartphones camera fucking up.
▶ No.130630>>130631 >>130635 >>130638
>>130626
>>130628
I've enhanced the photo to figure out what was going on.
▶ No.130635>>130642
>>130626
>Not gay m8
I was referring to the way I worded the sentence, not what you were offering.
>>130630
Everyone out of the water!
▶ No.130636>>130648
>>130633
WTF is a WFTD Field officer? Anyway by the time you apply it would have already been given to a MAX-employee's family member or friend.
▶ No.130638>>130650
>>130630
Black people can't swim lol
▶ No.130639
>>130574
Were your friends Christians or did they just fake it to get a Christian qt wife?
▶ No.130640>>130654
>>130617
Did you just discover 8chan?
Good for you
▶ No.130642>>130643 >>130646 >>130651
>>130635
Someone left the oven on when they were cooking tendies
▶ No.130643
>>130642
>Someone left the oven on when they were cooking tendies
niggers have whole apartments in these things they used for grows. Every level with a grow.
FirePocalypse is bound to happen.
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▶ No.130647>>130655
https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm
Shilling the neet-si-cord if you haven't joined already
▶ No.130648>>130675
>>130636
they're the cunts that go around checking that you're at least pretending to do work at wfd
▶ No.130649>>130652 >>130675
Got some hungry jews. 4 BBQ cheeseburgers and a smal onion rings.
▶ No.130650
>>130638
That's why he's up to his head m8.
▶ No.130651
>>130642
He's not getting any gbp now
▶ No.130652>>130653
>>130649
You find em in the dumpster or were you dumb enough to pay full price?
▶ No.130653>>130675
>>130652
I paid $14.40. I thought they were $2 each, fucking bullshit
▶ No.130654>>130671
>>130640
Only 12 year olds and retards find "haha guys I just took a shit XD" funny
▶ No.130655>>130656
>>130647
>joining a server were one of the mods is a cuck
▶ No.130656>>130658 >>130666
>>130655
He is never on the server.
▶ No.130657>>130661
▶ No.130658
>>130656
Big strong chadneets took it from him
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▶ No.130662
>>130659
Same, although I enjoy solitude.
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▶ No.130666
>>130656
I might join then maybe
▶ No.130667
>>130659
>tfw lonely neet in pozbourne
▶ No.130668>>130672 >>130673
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
there is some really interesting stuff on youtube.. last night i spent a few hours looking at funerals and viewings people had uploaded.. the ghetto funerals were pretty interesting, then stumbled on 'i have cancer' videos which is even more interesting, some are brutal
▶ No.130669
>>130618
>I was thinking schoolchildren as that's when school finishes…
nah school finished at 3:20 for me and even if it finished earlier still no time to get back home
they're definitely targeting neets as they should be up by 2 unless they're having a bad day
▶ No.130670
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to counter that sad one, here is a hilarious ghetto funeral
▶ No.130671>>130684
>>130654
I got back from camping where I took a massive viking shit. Maybe it was because I held off for a day, maybe because I ate a lot, maybe because I was squatting over a latrine, maybe the stars had just aligned, who knows?
I'm very proud of my little brown baby boy. I would estimate he came in at just under 7 pounds. All I know is that I had a spring in my step and felt lighter after dropping him off at the playground. He was huge. I wish I took a picture. At first I thought I was constipated, I could feel him crowning, but he didn't want to come out. I took a deep breath and pushed and he slowly came into the world.
He was as wide as one of those slim deodorant cans and I had to wrap my hand in toilet paper and snap him off in lengths of 6-8 inches, so I could take another deep breath and adjust my footing. Dense and heavy, like dry modelling clay. I must have done that 4 times before the afterbirth came out; a long, winding, oily, ribbon shit. I could feel and hear my abdomen gurgling as I topped by baby boy off with 3 short bursts of watery diarrhea, filled with what felt like little rabbit pellets. Surprisingly, I did not need to wipe that much, just one sheet up, one down and one to polish. I checked the 4th sheet but it looked clean.
I looked at my baby boy with awe and it was with great sadness I covered him with wood ash, to protect him from the cold. He's still out there, in the woods, I don't know if I'll ever see him again. I have the GPS coordinates, I think I'll upload it to one of those geocaching sites so that an adventurer can go out and dig him up.
▶ No.130672
>>130668
>there is some really interesting stuff on youtube..
indeed. just the other day i found there's 100's of "2 guys 1 horse" reaction videos
▶ No.130673>>130674
>>130668
That's just tragic.
▶ No.130674
>>130673
there is heaps like that too, makes it all the sadder
▶ No.130675>>130676 >>130677 >>130693
>>130649
>>130653
The Jnr burger range are 2 for $5 atm, but not sure if nationwide. I had a tuna sandwich for dinner. Could've been worse
>>130648
Get paid to snitch on neets sitting around doing nothing because there's nothing of value for them to do. Sounds like honourable work…
>>130659
It's getting close to 10 years of no friends for me, and about 5 since I knew/spoke/had sex with a grill that wasn't a prostitute. It's a real struggle getting out of bed every day, and even more so to leave the house which has to be done if I'm ever to experience those long-forgotten good feels again.
▶ No.130676>>130680
>>130675
>>130675
Did you at least mix the tuna up with mayo?
pretty grim dinner
mummybot made lasagna
▶ No.130677
>>130675
>Get paid to snitch on neets sitting around doing nothing because there's nothing of value for them to do.
asio in a nutshell
kind of feel bad for asio-neet
▶ No.130678>>130680
>>130633
>changing lives within our community
▶ No.130679>>130680
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
just another day in the hood
▶ No.130680
>>130676
I actually did, mayo, mustard, with cheese and lettuce. It did taste good, I've had worse than that in the past especially when I lived alone.
>>130678
More like enraging lives, I'm glad I'm not with them anymore.
>>130679
I was absolutely disgusted by the nig wearing pants halfway down its arse. Fo shizzle
▶ No.130681>>130682
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Which one of you is this?
▶ No.130683>>130687
>>130682
It's not me, I found it searching random shit on youtube and searching by upload date
▶ No.130684
>>130671
That post made my day, all hail neet poo creations
▶ No.130685>>130686 >>130690
He sold it to an American buyer for $300k
▶ No.130686
>>130685
Second Gold Rush when?
▶ No.130687
>>130683
I think we can say for sure that he won't be the next Pewdipie, did you listen to his other vids?
▶ No.130688
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Glorious! Thor takes on 3 nigs in Newcastle and wins.
▶ No.130689
▶ No.130690
>>130685
Looks like John's dad
Finally able to free himself from his pedophile, cross dressing son.
▶ No.130691
▶ No.130693
Just woke up. Hear some cats autistic screeching over the back of my house. Might get up and have some milk, and cone back to my room to read.
>>130675
I guess I should have used that deal.
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>>130695
>>130694
go back to bed m8s
▶ No.130699
>>130695
morning
>>130698
nah, got coffee
▶ No.130700>>130702 >>130703 >>130704
told yas the other day the chinky chinks are moving into politics
yellow man only party
▶ No.130701>>130708 >>130747 >>130751 >>130757
What's on the agenda today, neets?
▶ No.130702
>>130700
which one of you lives in Bundaberg?
▶ No.130703
>>130700
The eternal chink is probably the biggest threat to Australia. It's only starting too.
>tens of thousands of chink students getting permanent residency
>buying up as much property as possible
>buying as much agricultural land and enterprises as possible
>donations to politcal parties
>ASIO uncovered massive operations to subvert Australian politics and a huge spy network in aus
Imagine when chinks to start to get a REAL power share here. They are ultranationalist insectoids, they are all united for the chinese dream. They worship the all mighty dollar, give zero fucks about human life or any ethical considerations.
These reptilian politicians could care less.
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▶ No.130705>>130706
>>130704
unless the seppos help us war with the chinks would not go well
▶ No.130706>>130709 >>130713 >>130714 >>130715
>>130705
US can't fight or win a war with China at this point, it's on the decline, China on the rise, Australia is destined to become a Chinese sat country at this point, was set in motion long ago unfortunately.
Just remember, it is the anglos who cucked the commonwealth out to other nations, it is the dirty British sailors who upon coming to Australia opted to take abo wives instead of wiping out any trace of them and it is the current swathe of anglos with british heritage in politics who sold the country out to Chinese interests.
▶ No.130708>>130750
>>130701
Going to enjoy one of my few remaining days before wfd comes. I have an appointment to organize it all next week. Just fuck my shit up, m8s.
▶ No.130709>>130710
>>130706
You're delusional, the U.S would smack the shit out of China.
▶ No.130710>>130711 >>130714
>>130709
30 years ago sure, but not now
▶ No.130711>>130712
>>130710
The U.S could smack the shit out of every single country in the world, without help.
▶ No.130712>>130749
>>130711
US military is pozzed now. Sure you still get the good 'ol white boys from rural areas, but now a shitload of women, faggots and non-whites are joining too.
▶ No.130713
>>130706
>China on the rise
chinky propaganda there m8
china is on the brink of collapse and their weapons systems programs are worse off than most australian roads
▶ No.130714>>130716
>>130710
>>130706
You are hugely wrong, China doesn't even the capacity to invade anyone, at best they can fight a defensive war against the U.S, they would ultimately lose but it would be extremely costly to the U.S.
▶ No.130715
>>130706
I hope you're wrong, learning mandarin sounds like a lot of effort
▶ No.130716>>130717 >>130718 >>130730
>>130714
They don't need to invade, they'll do it economically.
China will take Taiwan, US and A will say hey you can't do that, China will say what you gonna do about it and US and A will have no response but to take it up the ass.
▶ No.130717>>130720 >>130721
>>130716
It would depend on who is running the U.S, someone like Trump, I think he'd take the risk and go full war.
▶ No.130718
>>130716
>they'll do it economically
until they get publicly shamed for tanking the yuan
▶ No.130719
This is a rather pleb tier analysis of how a war with China would most likely pan out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3VqF2dXje0
U.S.A Still wins
▶ No.130720
>>130717
Imagine 2 nuclear countries going to war like that, I think they'd back down because there is no winner in that event which is why I think it'll be a soft war based on trade and things like that, Trump maybe set China plans back a decade at best.
I don't like it, but I think it's wise to be realistic too. I went to the galleria this morning to do some shopping and as I'm walking to Coles I see a string of shops - massage, nails, random junk, finance, food - all staffed by Chinese by looks of it, probably owned by them too.
▶ No.130721
>>130717
You have to remember that the reason that the anti-communist coalition in the Vietnam War didn't invade the north, was because they didn't want the Chinese getting involved, and having a repeat of Korea.
And that was during the '60s.
▶ No.130722>>130723
if there was a China V USA war, it's gonna happen in the next decade or 2 as given China's projectory it will be the dominate player by 2100.
▶ No.130723
>>130722
China will only be dominant in the pacific, the U.S will still be top dog globally for the foreseeable future.
▶ No.130724>>130725 >>130726
If Australia sided with America, we would suffer because our economy and standard of living is reliant on China buying our stuff meaning standard of living would go down and your neetbux would likely be cancelled.
If Australia sided with China, our economy would remain strong, if not get stronger because of a newly forged blood alliance with China, but it would mean losing the only friend you've ever had (America) and that you will likely end up with a Chinese waifu and Elliot Rodger for a son.
▶ No.130725>>130726
>>130724
This is the biggest problem, personally I'd go with the U.S over chinks any day, even if it means suffering economically.
▶ No.130726>>130727 >>130728
>>130724
>>130725
Why choose either?
▶ No.130727>>130728 >>130730
>>130726
because we're forced to pretty much
▶ No.130728>>130729
>>130726
This is a good question.
>>130727
No we're not, we could choose to become more independent, which I think we should do, we have so many resources, especially uranium, we should be building nuclear power stations and enriching the used up fuel rods to produces nuclear weapons, no one would fuck with us then.
▶ No.130729>>130730 >>130731
>>130728
The only thing that stops China walking in and taking those resources is our long standing relationship with the US and to a lesser extent the UK.
You need allies, a country can't ignore the world and expect to survive on its own.
▶ No.130730>>130732
>>130727
We're fucked either way. There's no way I'm siding with either the Jew or Chink.
>>130729
Wars are costly and too risky. Globalisation is the new imperialism, boots on the ground are the last option when this fails >>130716
Don't subscribe to the invasion meme too much. It's Jewmerica's way of convincing us that they are greatest ally.
▶ No.130731>>130732
>>130729
Sure we can have allies, but we can also be more independent and not have to 100% rely on other countries.
▶ No.130732>>130733
>>130731
>independent
Look at how that is working out for Taiwan, it's the same situation here really, same population even.
>>130730
The next few decades will be interesting. My money is on Anglo-Australia being replaced by Chinese-Australia, process is already underway but it takes a generation or 2.
Choosing neither is still a choice, you just leave the choice up to either party instead.
▶ No.130733>>130734
>>130732
We gain our independence via nuclear weapons, this might be the only to force China to respect our sovereignty, we can still be friends and trade with each other, but stop trying to influence our government and stop buying our property, also a massive reduction in immigration and perhaps even repatriation of Chinese immigrants back to China and confiscation of Chinese owned property.
▶ No.130734>>130735
>>130733
China wouldn't allow us to have nukes just as the US doesn't allow certain countries to have them, perhaps and US wouldn't allow us to have them either given our close relationship with China.
Put it into simpler terms to understand - did the most bullied kid at school have lots of friends or none at all? Which do you think makes him a stronger/weaker target for bullying?
▶ No.130735>>130736
>>130734
We're already gearing up to arm ourselves with nuclear weapons, China can't do anything. If you've been reading the news Australia recently refused to sign nuclear disarmament treaty, and the current government is looking into replacing coal power stations with nuclear ones.
The future is looking bright.
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/17/australia-to-boycott-global-summit-on-treaty-to-ban-nuclear-weapons
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-19/nuclear-power-nsw-nationals-leader-wants-to-open-debate/8540274
▶ No.130736>>130747
>>130735
because the gov wants to be able to sell uranium to pajeets
▶ No.130737>>130738 >>130739 >>130740
any of you cunts heard of esports mogul before?
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▶ No.130740
▶ No.130741>>130742
>>130738
what about esports hero?
▶ No.130742
▶ No.130747
>>130736
Nah, they want our streets first and foremost ;)
>>130701
I lost an hour to my 'employment provider' during one of their so-called 'job-search group sessions', then saw some qts at the library. Couldn't stay there long though as I got zero sleep last night, feelsbadmane, and seeing as how I can't seem to 'nap' anymore I'll have to power-on through this arvo and evening.
▶ No.130748
>>130746
they look pretty dead inside
laughing out loud at ten and possibly the project getting the chop chop though
▶ No.130749
>>130712
>us military
>but now a shitload of women, faggots and non-whites are joining too.
Thats a good thing. Send the trash off to die in waves.
▶ No.130750
>>130708
>not getting a cert
▶ No.130751>>130753
>>130701
I've already done what I had planned aka going to muh sport help lady and turns out my shoulder and right side of my body hurt because of shitty posture but I also have pretty good flexibility so thats something I guess.
I also had to go to the shops for some pizza bases, chilli and greek yogurt.
All I've got left to do is cook dinner and go for my walk then go for a ride because I got a danish from the bakery even tho I've already done 20mins of riding and 20-30 mins walking of today.
▶ No.130752>>130754 >>130755 >>130760
Should I go shopping with mummybot or go for a neetwalk?
▶ No.130753>>130755
>>130751
You should post pics of your pizza builds
▶ No.130754
▶ No.130755
>>130752
Neetwalk
>>130753
I don't have any form of a camera. But all it is a pizza base from bakers delight, tomato pizza paste, a small amount of cheese, about 125-200g of mushrooms (depends on if the 500g mushroom box thing is on special or not), 1/3 of a stick of dons hot salami, 3-4 birds eye chillis, about 1 whole smallish-medium red onion, half to 1/3rd a green capsicum depending on size and 2 rings of pineapple.
▶ No.130757>>130758 >>130759 >>130763 >>130767 >>130806
>>130701
I went to the gym, my shoulder injury is healing and I'm able to get back into strength-oriented lifting rather than just dicking around at the gym, working around the shoulder and trying to avoid losing gains. That's pretty neet.
I thought about a trial of nofap when I woke up from a sex dream this morning but I started getting spontaneous erections while I was at the gym and my whole body was itching for release on the bus home so I had a magnificent fap this arvo.
I feel like I'm not making any progress in life and I'm not sure what to do about it. Do any of you cunts give yourself projects to complete?
▶ No.130758
>>130757
>Do any of you cunts give yourself projects to complete?
Yeah I've set myself some goals, saving up money to get a car, also losing weight.
▶ No.130759
>>130757
>Do any of you cunts give yourself projects to complete?
Yeah my current ones are to not be a fat cunt, fully complete a bike track near me (its about 55km in total) and lift but I cant do that till I fix my shoulder.
▶ No.130760
>>130752
I just combined the two. Walked to the shops to get some warm neeting clothing and some stuff for dinner (also some chocolate because I'm a fat cunt)
If you're too far from the shops to walk I'd recommend choosing the neetwalk over thr shop
▶ No.130763>>130806
▶ No.130767
>>130757
I'm saving up my good boy points for bulk tendies and some ramen.
▶ No.130768>>130770 >>130771 >>130783
I touched my penis last night
▶ No.130770>>130771
>>130768
I agree, this thread is a bit slow this arvo
▶ No.130771
>>130770
>>130768
I was touching it really hard and this white goo came out so I put it on my tendies and ate it.
▶ No.130772>>130773 >>130775
probably my greatest shit ever
▶ No.130773>>130775
>>130772
Nothing better than the feeling of poo poo smooshed between your fingers and getting shit stuck under your fingernails
▶ No.130775>>130777
>>130772
>>130773
Get out you disgusting subhuman pajeets.
▶ No.130777>>130778
>>130775
Go back to Pakistan you loo user
▶ No.130778>>130779
>>130777
Kill yourself. Nigger pajeet. BO needs to start banning scatposters.
▶ No.130779>>130781 >>130792 >>130802
>>130778
Scat is back baby
▶ No.130781>>130782
>>130779
Could go for a bit a scatfap tbh
▶ No.130782>>130792
>>130781
Yeh I might see if I have any shit I can smear on my penis, if not I'll ask mummy for some of her shit
▶ No.130783
▶ No.130784>>130785 >>130786 >>130787 >>130788 >>130789 >>130795 >>130806
Mommybots away
I'm gonna make some tendies.
My first time making them, will post results.
▶ No.130785
>>130784
Homemade tendies are the fucking best
Mummybot makes em every now and then
▶ No.130786
>>130784
That's a lot of chilli m8, gonna be nice and warm under the blankets tonight.
▶ No.130787
>>130784
first of all, nice going on the peanut oil, it's better to fry in than fkn vegetable oil, which despite being cheaper, is a bit povo
but secondly, chicken breast is cheaper to buy at the deli instead of the packaged stuff, ya looking at $9 kg at the deli, sometimes cheaper compared to prob $13.99 packaged
lastly, nice choice of coffee over there in the left background, ive been trying different coffees over the past few months and come back to the mocona when it is on special, which matter of fact it is now - i bought then kenyan one because it reminded me of some filthy nigger bitch africans ive been wanting to fuck
your kitchen decor is interesting too, looks like a random assortment of random tins and shit from a garage sale which is very australian
peace out and do your z press for gains
▶ No.130788
>>130784
Don't do it, mummy will be angry
▶ No.130789
▶ No.130790>>130791
Gonna get Chinese tonight, then spend the rest of the night farting
▶ No.130791>>130793
>>130790
>supporting the yellow jews
▶ No.130792
>>130779
>>130782
Kill yourselves niggers.
▶ No.130793
>>130791
Mostly white people work at this one, and there's a real hot chubby bitch who works there with massive titties
▶ No.130795
>>130784
My tendies bring all the neets to the yard
▶ No.130796>>130797 >>130799 >>130801 >>130803 >>130805 >>130806 >>130809
Cooked and served with honey mustard and chilli sauce.
I think I need to cover them better in flour and egg next time but it's good.
▶ No.130797>>130798
>>130796
That's gonna make a mean poo
▶ No.130798
>>130797
Fuck off scatfaggot.
▶ No.130799
>>130796
Looks nice. I am cooking some chicken kievs.
▶ No.130801
>>130796
Those are some fine lookin' tendies m8
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▶ No.130803
>>130796
You did a pretty shit job cutting them but besides that good job
▶ No.130805
>>130796
Homemade tendies will bring down the scummy gbp economy. The NEETs will no longer be forced to do hard labor just to eat.
▶ No.130806>>130807
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>>130757
>Do any of you cunts give yourself projects to complete?
I just bought a 5 Litre goon bag, does drinking that count as a project? I'd be getting spontaneous erections at a gym too seeing fit young qts in those skin-tight leggings
>>130763
z
>>130784
>>130796
>Heinz Fiery Chilli sauce
>Keen's Chilli powder
>Cayenne pepper
It's no wonder you were drinking milk. Top posts m8, It's been ages since we've seen a before and after cookpost.
▶ No.130807>>130817
>>130806
>Heinz Fiery Chilli sauce
>Keen's Chilli powder
>Cayenne pepper
Not him but none of those things are hot.
▶ No.130808>>130811
Got some fried sesame chicken with fried rice, then I'm gonna have a fap
▶ No.130809
>>130796
Pro tip. brine your chicken tit
▶ No.130810>>130813 >>130814 >>130815 >>130818 >>130820 >>130823 >>130824
Tomorrow you will clean your room. You won't put it off either, you'll do it. You will remember this post and remember to clean your room.
Your room is an externalisation of your mind, and your mind shouldn't be untidy and disorganised.
You haven't got anything better to do anyway, have you?
▶ No.130811
>>130808
Was Chinese mummybot's shout?
▶ No.130814
>>130810
My rooms already clean because im not a slothenly normalfag.
▶ No.130815
>>130810
My room is always clean, I sorted myself out long ago.
▶ No.130817
>>130807
Some are more sensitive to heat than others
▶ No.130818
>>130810
There's no floor in my room to throw shit on, it's taken up by my desk and my bed
▶ No.130820
>>130810
My room actually looks pretty clean. If you make your bed, don't eat in there, vacuum once in a while and chuck your cum rags in the closet its too easy.
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▶ No.130823
>>130810
I always get anxious when I try to clean my room. It forces me to recognize that my bedroom is just the first and easiest in a line of difficult and pointless tasks that ranges from picking up a few plates to spending forty years wagecucking, and when I recognize this I don't feel like doing anything.
▶ No.130824
>>130810
I already cleaned it today. Checkmate.
▶ No.130825>>130826 >>130827 >>130829
I live in filth, I have old rotting food under my bed and bugs walking around my room eating the food.
I've been using the same cum rag for 4 months now and I use it to blow my nose and wipe my ass when it gets sweaty
▶ No.130826>>130828
>>130825
Keep it up and confused neets will steal food from your room instead of the local dumpster
▶ No.130827>>130828
>>130825
Sort yourself out.
▶ No.130828>>130832
>>130826
>>130827
The best part is finding old food that you can still eat if cochroaches or ants haven't got to it.
Last night I found half a bag of twisties under my bed
▶ No.130829>>130830
>>130825
Kill yourself you uncivilised ape
▶ No.130830
>>130829
It's how a real man lives
▶ No.130831>>130834
Daily reminder: there are grown men having troubled dreams right now, grown men who will wake up tomorrow bleary-eyed and heavy-hearted because they've voluntarily chosen to spend their prime years making money for their boss.
Goodnight, sweet neets
▶ No.130832>>130833
>>130828
I don't believe your story now just because of this. How can you not eat food entirely?
▶ No.130833
>>130832
Because I gotta watch my figure if I'm gonna get hot stacies into my filthy bed
▶ No.130834
>>130831
Phew, I thought this was going to be one of those "look at your life you pathetic loser" posts. Goodnight to you too neeto
▶ No.130835>>130836
"mummy bots are being urged to keep their NEETS indoors after a neet was raped outside a coles supermarket last night"
▶ No.130836
>>130835
NEET on NEET crime is a national shame
▶ No.130839
been sick, got a bad cough, went down 24 hour chemist just then and he gives me this shit called rikodeine but i've never heard of it, i was just gonna buy the dxm containing cough syrup
from wikipedia
>As dihydrocodeine can provide a euphoric high when taken in higher-than-therapeutic doses, it is quite commonly abused recreationally.
>Two famous users of dihydrocodeine were William S. Burroughs, who described it as "twice as strong as codeine and almost as good as heroin"
This stuff was over the counter! Oh boy!
▶ No.130840>>130843
I'm writing a book about a neet that goes back in time and rapes his mum so he can become his own daddybot and be inbred so he can return to the future and claim DSP
▶ No.130842
Wew, looks like I'm all fapped out for the day.
My floor is covered in cum tissues and my cock needs a good wash since it smells foul
▶ No.130843
>>130840
NEET dick is expensive
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▶ No.130845
▶ No.130847
Just finished my morning fap
▶ No.130848>>130849 >>130851
My Centrelink Report is in, might go to the library this arvo. Any of you gearing up for a big Friday night NEET Party? I kinda feel like dusting-off the PS4 and playing GTAV online as some new DLC just came out.
▶ No.130849>>130850
>>130848
I gotta drive mummy around Friday night so no goon for me
▶ No.130850>>130852
▶ No.130851
>>130848
I might drink my one remaining beer and read a bit. I am not a very hardcore neet
▶ No.130852
>>130850
Gotta top up the neetbux some how
▶ No.130855>>130856 >>130857
Come on down NEETS, got the goon cheap today
▶ No.130856
>>130855
B-but Mr. Murphy, I-I-I was there yesterday…
>Why young NEET, you can never have enough goon
Y-yes master
>Run along my pretty
▶ No.130857>>130858
>>130855
I only like expensive goon, made in the finest bags $12 can buy
▶ No.130858>>130859
>>130857
They should do a promotion if you buy two goon bags you get a free box of tendies
▶ No.130859
>>130858
If you drink two goonbags you won't be eating any tendies for a while
▶ No.130862>>130863 >>130865
▶ No.130863>>130864
>>130862
So what you're saying is that your cock was possessed and had to exorcise a semen-demon from it?
▶ No.130864
>>130863
Yeh if I don't fap I go out and rape so I have to stay home and fap to rape porn
▶ No.130865
>>130862
All faps are evil mate. God hates masturbators
▶ No.130866>>130867 >>130878
how easy is it to get a running r30 or r31
▶ No.130867>>130871 >>130880
>>130866
Hard to say, depends on condition, as a rule though once a car is past 20 years old it becomes significantly harder to keep it running.
▶ No.130868>>130869 >>130870
Are there any nootropic users here?
I've cut out alcohol entirely and now I take a few hundred milligrams of phenibut on the rare occasion I feel the urge to not be sober. I've done just that tonight as a cheeky NEET treat.
▶ No.130869>>130874
>>130868
Don't you need prescriptions for all those fancy brain enhancing drugs?
▶ No.130870>>130874
>>130868
Dans not gonna be happy
▶ No.130871>>130872
>>130867
fugg I don't want to pleb it out and just get an R32, not that an R32 is bad.
▶ No.130872>>130873
>>130871
Can you afford an R32? fuck even an R31 and R30 is going to be pricey, the value on these things are only going up.
▶ No.130873>>130876
>>130872
how much is an r32 right now?
▶ No.130874
>>130869
I don't take any nootropics other than infrequent phenibut and daily bacopa monnieri. Back in 2012 the word was that nootropics which are prescription drugs but in actuality never prescribed - like piracetam - were fine to import and customs would ignore them.
>>130870
It's superior to alcohol in every way, the perfect substitute. No hangover, no toxicity, long duration and a clear-headed happy buzz which costs twenty cents per use.
▶ No.130876>>130877
>>130873
An R32 GT-R minimum is around $45k, lower spec GTS-T models are around $15k
▶ No.130877>>130879
>>130876
fugg apparently r33s are cheaper than r32s? weird
▶ No.130878
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>>130866
>r30
hope you hate having a working sphincter
>r31
anywhere from $500 (fair) to $8000 (lol) and more for the special editions
getting rarer by the minute m8, there's several clean ones in my area but they're bretty fun cars
▶ No.130879>>130883
>>130877
R33's are cheaper because they aren't as old and there is still quite a few of them around, they will only start to go up in value in another 2 to 5 years time, could be a good investment.
▶ No.130880>>130882
>>130867
>tfw my shitbox is turning 20 next year
▶ No.130881>>130883
Muh fully sick turbo…
What's wrong with a Holden SV6, why buy something that will only cost you big-bux to restore/maintain and constantly attract the attention of police? Not trying to be so pessimistic, it's just that I really want a new Holden SV6.
▶ No.130882>>130884
>>130880
Mine is still a teenager
▶ No.130883>>130887
>>130879
they'll go up in price once the burgers get their hands on them
>>130881
nothing wrong with holdens, learned how to drive in a base vp commo which was a great car
old skylines are great cars to teach you wrenching since things go wrong all the time and everything's simple to work with, but there's much better out there for your money
▶ No.130884>>130887
>>130882
Can you shove the neet stick in her yet?
▶ No.130885>>130886 >>130888 >>130904
>Want tendies
>Mummy says no tendies unless I make poo poo
>"I want tendies now!"
>"No son you need to make potty first"
>Eat my tendies anyway
>Stomach starts to hurt
>Need to poo but not finished eating my tendies
>Bout to shit my pants
>"You better not shit on the floor son!"
>Drop my pants and get ready to poo
>Mummy grabs me and tries to carry me to the toilet
>Shit all over her, runny poo is all over the floor
>Mummy stands there covered in shit with an angry look on her face.
>"Clean this shit up son!"
>"No mum, you clean it up or I'm calling NEET protection and report the state of this house!"
>Mummy starts to clean up the poo poo while I continue eating my tendies with a smug look on my face.
▶ No.130886
>>130885
You certainly did make poo poo. All over the neet thread too.
▶ No.130887>>130891
>>130883
It's actually more than I thought it would cost, have no chance of getting one anyway unless I become a slave to Goldstein for a couple of years.
>>130884
The only thing I shove in her is a key and the occasional bowser nozzle
▶ No.130890
>>130888
The way of a manchild knows no age limit
▶ No.130891>>130892 >>130893
>>130887
My old man has a 2015 Commodore SSV, absolute beast of a car to drive, manual too.
▶ No.130892
>>130891
Reckon I'd lose my licence pretty quickly if I had an SS, love hearing that V8 growl.
▶ No.130893
>>130891
My mum drives a green car
It goes broom broom
▶ No.130894
>>130888
Old enough to stay up past my bed time
▶ No.130896>>130898 >>130899 >>130911
NEETS… PLEASE stop drinking goon. Its disgusting and high in calories.
Drink cocktails instead
I like moscow mules
▶ No.130897>>130898
>>130888
Judging by the content of his post and the place he's posting it I'd say about 35
▶ No.130898
>>130896
>In a copper mug
Only a normie would think a copper mug was essential for that drink. Honestly don't know why someone who drinks on their own would make a drink that requires any more than two components.
>>130897
How do you know what place he's posting from? Are you /baphomet? Or did you just mean this thread? Think I just answered the question tbqh
▶ No.130899>>130900
>>130896
I'll stick to whisky, cocktails are for poofs.
▶ No.130900
>>130899
This. Although I only have goon atm. Listening to some pic-related too. All snugly in bed while the wagie sleeps in anticipation for a $20 breakfast of avo on toast at some cafe, not knowing that the 'texts' his gf is reading from her 'gf' is her organising her next root on Tinder.
▶ No.130901>>130902 >>130917
I really need to eat more vegetables
▶ No.130902
>>130901
Buy a kilo of those dirty potatoes, then kys vegan scum!
▶ No.130903>>130908 >>130910 >>130913 >>130916
Building of peace
Notice anything?
▶ No.130904
>>130885
Hang yourself faggot.
▶ No.130908
>>130903
All smelly and brown?
▶ No.130909>>130912
Got one of those instant head ache hangovers.
Not good mates.
▶ No.130910
>>130903
>only muzzies and boomers
is dotr here already?
▶ No.130911
>>130896
>drinking the liquid jew at all
▶ No.130912>>130921
>>130909
Poor cunt, what were you drinking? I fortunately never get headaches when hungover, plenty of spewing though. About to have some fun with my pre-teen sister today, can't wait. What's everyone else got planned?
▶ No.130913>>130914 >>130920
>>130903
Do your dare me to order a pizza at their addresses?
▶ No.130914>>130915
>>130913
order one with extra pepperonis
▶ No.130915>>130918
>>130914
Would it be insensitive of the delivery driver to ask for a tip?
▶ No.130916>>130922
>>130903
That's a pretty depressing amount of kids
▶ No.130917
>>130901
If you eat tomatoes it counts towards both fruit and vegies. The jews can't fix this loophole either
▶ No.130918
>>130915
would be incredibly haram
▶ No.130920
>>130913
That's a lot of niggers
▶ No.130921>>130925
>>130912
>About to have fun with my pre teen sister
You might wanna rephrase that
▶ No.130922>>130923
>>130916
How is it depressing? They're all shitskins.
▶ No.130923>>130924
>>130922
They would have made good slaves
▶ No.130924
>>130923
>implying any of them would work
▶ No.130925
>>130921
He knows what he said
▶ No.130929>>130930
>>130928
>frosted door
how many did you grab?
▶ No.130930>>130944
>>130929
Two boxes, then I got a goon bag
▶ No.130931>>130933 >>130936 >>130943
>>130928
>cheesy
what the fuck is this variant.
▶ No.130933>>130934
>>130931
It was a coles in a rich people area so they have the best tendies and nuggets
▶ No.130934>>130935
>>130933
>coles in a rich area
Do they sell vegan tendies?
▶ No.130935
>>130934
If they did I would have ran away from that place.
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▶ No.130938>>130939
>take doggo outside to do some pee pee poo poo
>have to push him onto the grass but does his business no dramas
>let him back in
>bolts in
>mummybot walks out in front of him
>locks up all four wheels, does a massive skid across the tiles and crashes into mummybot
sometimes we're not all that different
▶ No.130939>>130940
>>130938
My dog used to knock chairs over when he ran around the house
▶ No.130940>>130941
>>130939
p-plates for doggos should be a thing
▶ No.130941>>130942 >>130951
>>130940
Can't say doggo or pupper anymore, normies on Facebook have started saying it
▶ No.130942
>>130941
normies are like the abos of the internet
▶ No.130943
>>130931
>>130936
>>130937
Funnily enough I never thought the cheese variant are any good. Can't really taste the cheese. The canon foods chicken schnitzel with cheese are good though. I recommend them.
▶ No.130944>>130945
>>130930
Give the golden oak soft fruity white a go, its pretty good, I think I shilled it before though, cheap as fuck too, like $9 or $10.
▶ No.130945>>130946
>>130944
I bought the trusty old dolce bianco again for 11 Gbps
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▶ No.130947>>130948
>>130946
Coolabah of course
▶ No.130948>>130950
>>130947
Have you tried the stanley dolce rosso?
▶ No.130950
>>130948
Haven't seen it before, Dan probably has it
▶ No.130951>>130952
>>130941
I've had enough of the dog posting by normies lately, it's interesting that it's overwhelmingly just young women who are of childbearing age but don't have kids - literally furbabies
really makes me think
▶ No.130952>>130953
>>130951
They said the furrie influence would seep beyond the containment boards into populated reality
▶ No.130953>>130955
>>130952
tfw your doggo gets a gf before you do
▶ No.130955
>>130953
Tfw when you come home and your dog cucks you
▶ No.130957
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>>130949
>>130949
>>130949
>>130949
>>130949