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 No.124496>>124841 >>124885 >>124935 >>125091 >>125101 >>125238 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

On the previous episode: >>123608

Who was that fag shitting up the discord? Fuck I am longing for winter. So close now.

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

 No.124499>>124502 >>124504 >>124703

Who keeps outing our secret club in the aus/pol/ threads over in cuckchan?


 No.124500>>124507 >>124508

>>124495

https://archive.is/hq7dT

Centrelink cashless welfare trial may be expanded as Government prepares for May budget

By political reporter Dan Conifer

Posted yesterday at 7:41pm

Photo: Kununurra, in the East Kimberley, is one of the current trial sites (ABC News: Erin Parke)

The Federal Government is giving its strongest indication yet that a Centrelink income management trial could be expanded to more communities.

Key points:

- Cashless debit card trial has been in place for two years in Ceduna and East Kimberley

- Several Liberal MPs have flagged their support for expanding the scheme, with Human Services Minister Alan Tudge saying it is under consideration

- National Congress of Australia's First Peoples say no proof cashless welfare works, the Greens want funding for Indigenous programs instead

The cashless debit card quarantines 80 per cent of welfare payments and cannot pay for liquor, gambling or be used to withdraw cash.

A growing number of Coalition MPs are calling for the announcement of more trial sites, saying it is needed to combat alcohol and drug problems in their regions.

Human Services Minister Alan Tudge said an expansion was being contemplated ahead of next month's budget.

"We just want to further consult with different regions in terms of their appetite for change, in terms of their appetite for having it introduced," he told the ABC.

"And then we'll consult obviously internally and assess whether or not we should be progressing further with it.

"We're contemplating it at the moment and we'll obviously let you know as soon as we've made any decision.

"We just haven't made that decision yet."

The compulsory scheme has been trialled for about a year in two areas with large Aboriginal populations --- Ceduna in South Australia and Western Australia's East Kimberley.

Ceduna MP pushes for more trials in small Indigenous towns

Federal Liberal MP Rowan Ramsey, who represents Ceduna, said welfare quarantining should be further rolled out.

"I find it difficult to envisage a community that it wouldn't work in," he said.

"It doesn't matter where you go, whether you go to Port Augusta or Adelaide or into the middle of Sydney." Mr Ramsay said one or two other communities in his electorate were "very interested" in the card.

He said future trials should occur in places where Indigenous people comprise a smaller proportion of the population "to prove it".

Photo: The cashless debit card quarantines 80 per cent of welfare payments and cannot be used for alcohol, gambling or cash. (ABC News: Nick Haggarty)

Western Australian Liberal MP Rick Wilson said many remote communities he represented were desperate for income management.

"We're hoping to see another 10 trial sites rolled out in this year's budget," he told the ABC.

"I have been in constant discussions with Alan Tudge … to get an assurance that Kalgoorlie will be strongly considered if that's the case."

Fellow WA Liberal Melissa Price has also championed the card but was recently forced to backtrack on the levels of support she claimed it enjoyed.

A government-funded report last month found a quarter of drinkers on the card reported consuming alcohol less often and about a third of gamblers had curbed the habit.

But the report showed one in two participants said their life was worse because of the card.

No proof concept works, Indigenous body argues Indigenous representative body National Congress of Australia's First Peoples said the two existing trials had not proven the concept worked.

"I think it is probably premature [to expand]" co-chairman Rod Little said.

"If you go in half-cocked to a program or a policy shift, when you don't have the full evidence, it then will lend itself to further problems and it will cost more socially and economically to the Government."

The Greens' Indigenous affairs spokeswoman Rachel Siewert said the card was a dud and funding should instead go to proven Indigenous programs.

"We want to see the money invested in measures that genuinely work," Senator Siewert said.

"Not in measures that the Government's got an ideological commitment to rather than measures that genuinely work."

Labor has consistently reserved judgment on the possibility of expansion until the final trial evaluation is released mid-year.

Labor frontbenchers Jenny Macklin and Linda Burney are this week speaking with residents in the East Kimberley towns of Kununurra and Wyndham about the cashless debit card.

"Labor doing the Government's job for them," Labor leader Bill Shorten said.

"I'm sure Jenny will pass on her findings to Alan Tudge, because he's too busy trying to save his own skin to worry about all these other important issues."


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 No.124502

>>124499

Not sure. I don't really go to 4chan much, even then just lurking.


 No.124504

>>124499

They should have their tendies confiscated for that, bad form


 No.124506>>124510

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WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN HERE? YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES!


 No.124507

>>124500

It's gonna be the end of the world


 No.124508

>>124500

>"If you go in half-cocked to a program or a policy shift, when you don't have the full evidence, it then will lend itself to further problems and it will cost more socially and economically to the Government."

Ah, if only the dickheads at the top gave a quarter of a shit. But beyond the rural Aborigine communities it works in for less than half of the respondents surveyed, I doubt the larger Australian public would just let that measure slide through. I fucking hope anyway.


 No.124509>>124512

Soon we'll all be living like boongs


 No.124510>>124518

>>124506

That guy has horrible teeth.


 No.124512>>124513 >>124514 >>124515

>>124509

i wouldn't mind a free house, car and job where i can piss around and not get fired


 No.124513

>>124512

ey budda givb uz a dollar for duh bus


 No.124514

>>124512

>boong

>job

M8


 No.124515

>>124512

Don't forget the children you can rape


 No.124516>>124517 >>124519

Soup for dinner


 No.124517

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>>124516

>mummy ordered a pizza when she saw the dinner I made: reheated hash browns and week-old sausages

The NEET wins again


 No.124518

>>124510

He's also got horrible policy. Fuck that guy


 No.124519

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>>124516

You should be eating the national dish of Australia


 No.124520>>124521 >>124523

>try to make a fake dating profile to send shitposts to women

>get banned while setting up a profile

Damn, guess I wasn't subtle enough or they ban anyone using the VPN I use.


 No.124521>>124522 >>124524 >>124705

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>>124520

i have a fake OKC profile that i mess around with sometimes. turns out people are insanely thirsty for the photo of a natural looking blonde teen i put on there.

>pic very related


 No.124522>>124525

>>124521

Interesting. It was OKC that I got banned from. To be fair though, I used a picture of Sam Hyde. I just figured they didn't check if profiles were fake until someone reported it.


 No.124523

>>124520

They figured out you weren't a second rate chad


 No.124524>>124525

>>124521

How many of them were pajeets?


 No.124525>>124526 >>124531 >>124534

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>>124522

the girl i put on there is 15. still gets insane amounts of messages from men of all types and ages.

>>124524

20% pajeets but 80% whites. all pretty creepy tbh, it's weird how thirsty men are. sydney is the location i list


 No.124526

>>124525

to clarify, pic of a 15 year old girl but i list age as 18


 No.124528>>124529 >>124530

Might just go to bed early, just want this day to end


 No.124529>>124540

>>124528

Something happen or just plain ol depression?


 No.124530

>>124528

>go to sleep at around 12

>wake up around 4

>then shit sleep until 9

been like this for months. i miss the days when i slept like a log from 4am-2pm


 No.124531

>>124525

don't you have to be 18 for that site?

I feel like chris hansen will make a comeback


 No.124532>>124533

>tfw nyaa.se is kill

I thought my chink cartoons were safe from (((them))), I guess not


 No.124533>>124535 >>124537

>>124532

Naw fuck, how am I supposed to get my gook toons now?


 No.124534>>124536

>>124525

>sydney is the location i list

>desperation for 15 year olds

thats because 50% sydney is homosexual


 No.124535>>124538

>>124533

>>124488


 No.124536

>>124534

They dress the girl up like a boy


 No.124537

>>124533

There are a few alternatives as that other anon said, I just downloaded the stuff directly from the HS website.

It's annoying though because now my rss downloader doesn't work and everything requires effort again.


 No.124538>>124539 >>124723

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>>124535

You are shit out of luck for anything not on horriblesubs or on piratebay. AB disabled invites and bakabt has gone private.


 No.124539

>>124538

and bakabt deletes old accounts too, so unless you logged in recently you're fucked


 No.124540

>>124529

Just sick of being awake


 No.124542>>124543 >>124544

Fucking old games and their shit screen resolutions. 1024×768 is a shit, had to hack the game to get it into 720p and ironically looks better (supposed to be distorted, but things look better, more realistic) as the default game looked a bit stretched, strange.

Anyway after 2 hours of fucking around with OBS, will have a exciting retro racing game to play for my next (or after next) video.

t. Cheesecake


 No.124543>>124548

>>124542

Just don't leave us m8


 No.124544>>124545 >>124546 >>124547 >>124550

>>124542

>exciting retro racing game

Excite Bike? Anyway, I look forward to it. This thread is pretty quiet tonight. What's everyone up to? I did some shopping tonight, pretty much had no choice as I expended the bottle of JW Double Black I bought on Sunday so bought beer and wine, plus a few groceries. Almost broke now till next Monday. Oh yeah, currently listening to Vapor's 50 minute rant (I'm 12 minutes in).


 No.124545>>124549

>>124544

I'm fapping and feeling ashamed

>50 minute rant

I think that's called a spergout


 No.124546>>124549

>>124544

>What's everyone up to?

I'm rewatching Bakemonogatari. I need to fit the rant in some time, hopefully it doesn't get deleted like the spergouts of old.


 No.124547

>>124544

Well it's kind of retro, from 2002. It's a simulator, and it feels pretty old but was pretty advanced for its time, full weather effects, etc. Going to put in a lot of man hours brushing up my editing skills to make it more watchable, and have dusted off my G27 wheel to play it with.

I have set it to run on only one core, to give my c2d a bit of a break, other core will be used for video capture. This game came out around the P4 days, so can run fine on one core (in fact, it fucks up when you try and run it on 2).

> What's everyone up to?

I might get around to cooking my soup, got pre-occupied with this game, its pretty fun (for me anyway).


 No.124548

>>124543

I won't. These threads are too fulfilling, and the only social contact I get.


 No.124549>>124552

>>124545

Ashamed of fapping, or ashamed of what you're fapping to?

>>124546

Try this, https://www.ytddownloader.com/


 No.124550

>>124544

Just watching Chinese expat youtuber/vlogers, finding it pretty interesting since I didn't know much about china except internet censorship. Might play some more stalker later. Sister made a disgusting vegan curry but I ate it because I didn't want to be rude.


 No.124551>>124553

Just passed the halfway point of Vapor's rant. The bottle of wine I bought tonight is helping me get through it


 No.124552>>124556

>>124549

A little of both actually, Don't know what I'd do without my fap folder.


 No.124553>>124556

>>124551

Do you remember last year when fagneet got banned for posting a picture of himself in womens panties and made a yt video sperging about "not being gay" and calling everyone intolerant.


 No.124554>>124555 >>124556 >>124558 >>124559

anyone else just go to bed some nights and hope they slip peacefully away in the night? i find myself hoping it too often these days


 No.124555>>124559 >>124589

>>124554

No, I wish I wake up in a neet mansion with lots of money's

It will happen one day just like in those Disney films


 No.124556>>124560

>>124552

What are your fetishes?

>>124553

I remember the pics but not the vid as I missed a few that he deleted shortly after uploading them.

>>124554

I mostly go to bed wishing that I'll awake a non-jewish Mark Zuckerberg


 No.124557

40 minutes in and pretty sure I'm hearing the next Elliott Rodger


 No.124558

>>124554

I do sometimes


 No.124559>>124561 >>124589

>>124554

yeah man, i recently had a hypnopompic dream Death came to me and i was going with him. i was like "fuck yeah!" but then i woke

>>124555 (checked)

would you let your fellow neatos live in your mansion?


 No.124560>>124562 >>124563

>>124556

Rape fetishism basically, bit of violence here and there.

I'll end up getting into snuff one day knowing my luck, thank God I don't have a gf or I'd be in prison by now


 No.124561

>>124559

Nah you niggers can live outside in a tent with your basics cards and eat out of my dumpster


 No.124562

>>124560

I was into rape as a teen. Used to fap to this website that had page after page of short, "rape-survivor" stories where they detailed their rapes. They were often pretty graphic. It was good.

Not into it any more.


 No.124563>>124567 >>124572 >>124589

>>124560

Some time ago in my late teens I'd drive around the neighborhood on weekends looking for lone drunken women that I planned on abducting then raping at home. I'd take with me a 'rape kit' that included things like rope and duct tape. Thank God for hookers or I just might be in prison now for serial rape.

>snuff films

That's a myth m9


 No.124564>>124565 >>124566 >>124569

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Have a good week lads, really enjoying these cool winter morning sleep ins


 No.124565>>124566 >>124574

>>124564

What do you mix your goon with?

thinking about making the switch so I can stop spending half my bux on booze.


 No.124566>>124568

>>124564

It's still Autumn though. The pedestal fan may be off but I'm still in muh boxers and t-shirt atm.

>>124565

Not him but what's your poison?


 No.124567>>124570

>>124563

Rape was probably easier back then


 No.124568>>124570

>>124566

beer(works out cheaper per standard drink than liquor). Depends whats on special at dans but coopers green tops are probably my favourite. Go through about 3-4 cartons a week.


 No.124569

>>124564

That bitching better be buying the tendies


 No.124570>>124571

>>124567

Besides the ability to detect DNA, you're probably right as at that time there were no dash-cams or mobile phones (at least not what's known as a 'smart phone'). My chances of getting away with it back than were much higher than now

>>124568

>3-4 cartons a week

So approximately $150 per week? That's a lot of cheese, you obviously don't pay any rent. Just remember that you'll get drunk quicker with cask-wine than on beer which will inevitably turn you into a full-time non-functioning alcoholic


 No.124571

>>124570

It's easier to hide goon from mummy


 No.124572>>124575

>>124563

This post gave me a tinge of sheer rage. Just a split second of it, even though I'm usually okay with edginess (and I'm plenty edgy myself).

That's pretty funny though. I've walked round with a mask and gloves in the middle of the day just scoping out a house to rob. I couldn't psyche myself up to it and just abandoned the idea before eventually losing interest in the idea.


 No.124573

Feeling depressed, might make a 50-minute vid…


 No.124574>>124576

>>124565

Not him, but I drink it straight or mix it with soft drink


 No.124575>>124577 >>124580

>>124572

Why the rage? You think those lone drunken sluts deserve protection from lonely guys like me? You think I'm a bad guy because I wanted to 'invade' people as opposed to houses? You ever 'robbed a house' anyway? Or does that edge still a thought? I've already been done for B&E, plus 2 other times that I'm yet to be 'caught' over. Not happy or proud about that but it's something that's there and I won't hide from anymore.


 No.124576>>124581 >>124582

>>124574

Really don't understand the whole "mixing goon". I thought goon/wine was meant to be drunk 'as is'…?


 No.124577>>124578

>>124575

You sound like a genuine criminal. I've never committed any crime.

Who are you? Are you a named NEET? Sounds like you have some genuinely interesting stories to tell.

How serious were you about raping a girl? What caused you to break into homes? Did you have a tough childhood?


 No.124578>>124579 >>124583

>>124577

I'm currently preparing a 50-minute-vid that should explain everything…


 No.124579

>>124578

Alright, sounds good. I look forward to watching it.


 No.124580

>>124575

All whores belong to neets, we do what we want with them


 No.124581>>124582 >>124628

>>124576

Faggots mix goon, real men drink it like the boongs do


 No.124582>>124628

>>124581

:(

>>124576

Not all goon tastes good straight, if so then mixing time. I want to get pissed not swallow acidic petrol


 No.124583>>124628

>>124578

Where is the video?


 No.124584>>124585

Damn

Vaporneet deleted his youtube channel.


 No.124585

>>124584

Did he make another video?


 No.124586>>124588 >>124611

Morning NEETs


 No.124588

>>124586

morning


 No.124589>>124593 >>124611

>>124555

>No, I wish I wake up in a neet mansion

Im in a cozy 2br Neet Palace. All by myself. Its pretty lonely.

>>124559

>yeah man, i recently had a hypnopompic dream Death came to me and i was going with him. i was like "fuck yeah!" but then i woke

Thats a whole comedy standup bit right there.

>>124563

>>snuff films

>That's a myth m9

Lol. Theyre real.


 No.124590>>124591 >>124595 >>124598 >>124611 >>124690

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*yaaaaaaaaawn*

Good morning neetcuck. Will you treat yourself to a champion's breakfast of tendies and go- oh, you need to report for Work for the Dole today? And you're not being compensated for your travel expenses? That's too bad.

Goldberg's given me the day off, paid of course. I think I'll use the free time to swing by the NEET palace and chill with the NEET's gf. We've become quite close and I guess you could say that we're meeting each others mutual obligation ;)

Gotta jet!


 No.124591

>>124590

FUCK OFF WAGIE REEEEEEEE


 No.124593>>124594

>>124589

>pretty lonely

What's lonely about walking around the house nude a yelling as loud as you want


 No.124594

>>124593

>What's lonely about walking around the house nude a yelling as loud as you want

To cold to be nude and no reason to yell.


 No.124595>>124597

>>124590

>implying any of us have gfs

>implying any of us do wfd

>rationalizing this hard

Stay ragie, wagie. Back to work tomorrow


 No.124596>>124611 >>124706

Gotta love getting these 3 times a week


 No.124597>>124604 >>124624 >>124628

>>124595

I'm a NEET, I just thought it would be funny to turn the neetpasta around.

What are you doing today?


 No.124598

>>124590

BAN THIS MAN


 No.124600>>124601 >>124602 >>124619

File (hide): 43552f080ad65af⋯.jpg (1.99 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1493777690056905868270.jpg) (h) (u)

Got today's entertainments sorted


 No.124601>>124607

>>124600

Are they any good or just cheap?


 No.124602>>124608

>>124600

I thought it was red? What is the green version?


 No.124603>>124605 >>124619

Can somebody give me a tl;dw rundown of vaporneets sperg out? I'd watch it but he deleted it.


 No.124604>>124609 >>124619

>>124597

Not much, might go out to the shops to get some fresh air. Other than than that nothing really.


 No.124605>>124606 >>124614

>>124603

He was complaining for 50mins about people being hostile towards him and giving him boomer tier advice. Like the "sort yourself out" poster >>124355 , >>124358


 No.124606

>>124605

to be fair boomer advice is why the country is the way it is today


 No.124607

>>124601

Taste like vb, it;'s around 36 bucks for 30 cans. the normal hammer n tongs is $30 for 30 cans thou


 No.124608>>124612

>>124602

Green is the bitter version, it's not bad


 No.124609>>124612 >>124613 >>124616 >>124620 >>124622 >>124817

I need your cunts help: I have to hand in a uni assessment tomorrow and the quality is going to be shit-tier BUT I get an automatic 50% for attempting the questions. Two weeks ago I literally scribbled random words and shapes on my worksheet to get these default marks, promising myself I would catch up with the material and be able to hand in a respectable piece of work this week.

Because I'm a stupid lazy faggot NET I chose to procrastinate and I still haven't caught up with my work. I have another assessment due tomorrow and I need to build up the courage to hand in ANOTHER embarrassing piece of shit. I have a total mark of 98% in my other paper but only 56% in this one (because it actually requires work) and my average mark must be above 75%, so I cannot afford to forego the default marks for this assessment.

Please give me some encouragement, NEETs. This is going to be so embarrassing.

>>124604

How do ya spend your days, mostly? I waste so much time its unbelievable: YT videos, porn, reading motivational materials, gaming, making extra meals to procrastinate… I'm too old to be behaving like this.


 No.124610>>124615 >>124617 >>124620

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Junkies were having a row across the road, it's a pretty good spergout


 No.124611>>124625

>>124586

Morning

>>124589

Sounds alright m8, got any pics of the inside? Have you ever considered getting a roommate (subletting)? BTW, snuff films don't exist.

>>124590

I kek'd

>>124596

You should make a complaint to police for harassment and/or stalking


 No.124612

>>124608

Yeah there is a red one too. I think the red is mid strength

>>124609

I don't know much about uni, so I am not really any of help. Good luck though m8.

>How do ya spend your days, mostly? I waste so much time its unbelievable: YT videos, porn, reading motivational materials, gaming, making extra meals to procrastinate… I'm too old to be behaving like this.

Similar. Just vidya, imageboards, and food.


 No.124613

>>124609

Close your browser and just work on it, it's the distractions that get you. You need a discipline


 No.124614

>>124605

Ah ok.

I hope somebody at least told him to stop being a degenerate drug user.


 No.124615>>124618

>>124610

Lol, is that the ones where the cops were there the other day?


 No.124616

>>124609

I'd help you but

>going to uni in the current year


 No.124617

>>124610

is she arguing with the crow?


 No.124618

>>124615

Yeh, they're hoot. Department of public housing keep sending me their cards asking em to call them to complain but it's too much fun to watch shit like this


 No.124619

>>124600

Nice one, that pic reminded me of this story https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/driver-used-seatbelt-for-beer-carton-not-children-ng-ya-316254

>>124604

If we all lived in the same town we could meet-up at shopping centers just to walk around like the geriatrics do

>>124603

It sounded like he's been spending way too much time on chans, which tbh isn't healthy for anyone. Think he mentioned that he might pop-up on discord/irc every now and then.


 No.124620>>124621

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124609

>>124610

I liked your cheeky laugh at the 20-second mark. You've gotta love a domestic for the free entertainment value. You've mentioned these junkies before, how long have they been living there?


 No.124621>>124625

>>124620

About 6 months but shit has been heating up lately, the crack must be scarce


 No.124622>>124623 >>124632

>>124609

Sounds difficult. Just watch some anime instead


 No.124623>>124629

>>124622

>Just watch some anime instead

bakabt and nyaa are ded m8


 No.124624

>>124597

>I'm a NEET, I just thought it would be funny to turn the neetpasta around.

You need to watch a few comedy specials to find out what humor is.


 No.124625>>124632

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>>124611

>Sounds alright m8, got any pics of the inside? Have you ever considered getting a roommate (subletting)? BTW, snuff films don't exist.

No pics, but its pretty big. Wouldnt want to share with anyone ever again. Except a gf. Last place I shared with a dude - he was a chronic alcoholic who though he was a bass player. Stupid cunt could play 3 notes and just kept playing the 3 notes in different order telling me they were all 'new songs'.

Yes, snuff films are very real.

>>124621

>About 6 months but shit has been heating up lately, the crack must be scarce

Sam as what happens next door when the bipolar chick cant get any weed.


 No.124626>>124627 >>124629 >>124630

Do any of you Neets here play guitar?


 No.124627>>124651

>>124626

yes, i play guitar in addtion to my other hobbies such as surfing and snowboarding


 No.124628>>124631

>>124581

I wouldn't go that far m8, not only do boongs drink it straight but also straight from the bag and in public too.

>>124582

So stop buying shit-tasting goon already. Stick with fruity lexia.

>>124583

Was being sarcastic, although I do want to make a vid (just not about my past criminal life). Someone has to fill the void left by VaporNEET.

>>124597

Drinking beer while comfily browsing the net from bed (thank the Lord-almighty for wireless mice and keyboards). Also day-dreaming of gainful employment (I know it's blasphemous but I'm sick of being a poor cunt). There's a mine about to re-open in QLD, might apply for a job there not that I have the slightest chance of getting a position as; >jobless for the past 5 years and >no mining experience.


 No.124629>>124651

>>124623

>not having a massive backlog

>>124626

I got a guitar 7 years ago but can't even play anything. I embody the neet spirit


 No.124630>>124633 >>124651

>>124626

I do, but I need new string because the old ones smell like cum


 No.124631>>124633

>>124628

>no mining experience

but you've been living in a cave and doing fuck all for the past five years

that's plenty experience


 No.124632>>124651

>>124622

>Implying he's not already doing that

>>124625

>Except a gf

I would say to only let the spare room to a qt female, but you might end up suffering the torture of hearing her get banged by chads every Fri/Sat night. Top kek on that 'bassist boozer', I'm a chronic alco that thinks he's a guitarist. Fancy letting that room to me? And no, snuff films aren't real.


 No.124633>>124634 >>124635

>>124630

Stop fucking your guitar!!! Is your pee-pee so small that it fits into the output jack?

>>124631

A literal cave would be nice to live in, me thinks. Nice and cool, just like the Taliban do. And it would be sweet if I could grow a decent Taliban-tier beard as well…


 No.124634

>>124633

Nah, my old esp I had in high school my friend ran into my room and locked the door and rubbed his dick on my fretboard to piss me off. I didn't play for a week


 No.124635>>124640

>>124633

dealing with mildew and carrion isn't worth it


 No.124636>>124637 >>124640 >>124656

File (hide): 5207c95bcfda172⋯.jpg (12.03 KB, 426x314, 213:157, images (11).jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw just woke up


 No.124637>>124638

>>124636

Mummybot gonna be pissed off


 No.124638>>124639

>>124637

Nah sisterbot is at work fortunately. If this was the weekend she would have found an excuse to knock on my door and wake me up at 8am.


 No.124639

>>124638

Sister bot is a thing now?


 No.124640>>124642 >>124659

>>124635

You talking bout the cave or the beard?

>>124636

Well good morning then, what do you have planned for breakfast?

>knock on my door and wake me up

When I lived with my older brother he'd do something similar, an early knock as he was about to leave for work while saying "Come on, it's time get up and do something". If only I'd listened to him, or rather if I had the ability to 'do something' with my life at the time I might not never have found this place. Have you ever raided your sister's panty-drawer for a sniff?


 No.124641>>124643

File (hide): ff0f66f1200bb26⋯.png (51.13 KB, 706x612, 353:306, Beware of the hooker.png) (h) (u)

Having second thoughts on inviting prostitutes to my house


 No.124642>>124648

>>124640

My sister raids my panty drawer for a sniff


 No.124643>>124648

>>124641

Neets can't afford coke


 No.124644>>124645 >>124646 >>124688

Anyone here like to do dumb shit on those cam connection sites like omegle?


 No.124645>>124647

>>124644

Never used omegle, what sort of 'dumb shit' are you talking about?


 No.124646>>124647 >>124648

>>124644

I have been looking for a gf on omegle for years. Getting a girl to get lewd on there is quite a rush, very addictive.


 No.124647

>>124645

>>124646

You can try that website chatalternative.com

Few aussies on there, might even see me on there.


 No.124648>>124649

>>124646

>looking for years

You have very strong resolve

>>124643

Homebrand Cola all the way

>>124642

Does she prefer the 'cock' area or the 'arse' area of the undies?


 No.124649

>>124648

Usually both, have to pass it through her before I do my laundry


 No.124650

File (hide): 96ade3974a87d38⋯.jpg (6.03 KB, 259x194, 259:194, ND.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw not making an acoustic folk album about australian neet life


 No.124651>>124652

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>>124627

>yes, i play guitar in addtion to my other hobbies such as surfing and snowboarding

Ok, cool. Question follows.

>>124629

>I got a guitar 7 years ago but can't even play anything. I embody the neet spirit

Congrats. You are already more musical than 99 percent of the top 40.

>>124630

>I do, but I need new string because the old ones smell like cum

Boil them Net. If theyre steel string, boiling gets the jizz stains off.

>>124632

>>Except a gf

>I would say to only let the spare room to a qt female, but you might end up suffering the torture of hearing her get banged by chads every Fri/Sat night. Top kek on that 'bassist boozer', I'm a chronic alco that thinks he's a guitarist. Fancy letting that room to me? And no, snuff films aren't real.

Lol. Thats some funny shit. Will have to tell you Neets some stories about living with that guy. Maybe later. Snuff films - there are sex slaves, people get tortured and all kinds of sick shit in the world. Why would snuff be any different?

ok - Guitar Question. Have found some chords to Marleys 'Is this love' song, but there is a hiccup. The C#m or C#7 chord, 4th fret barre sounds a little off. Rest of the chords are good, but looking thru the different versions people have posted, I'm not convinced it right. A C#7 sounds good in the chorus alternating with a B7, but just not sure. Heres the link. click on versions to see what I mean. https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/b/bob_marley/is_this_love_ver2_crd.htm


 No.124652>>124655

>>124651

Yes there's plenty of gore vids out there, but an actual snuff film in the technical sense? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_film … No, no such thing exists, yet…

Why do you post such hurtful pictures?


 No.124653>>124654

Gonna (try to) withdraw a couple grand from Super for a Thailand sex holiday


 No.124654>>124660

>>124653

Transfer your super into mlc if you have any problems, that's what I did


 No.124655>>124660

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>>124652

>Yes there's plenty of gore vids out there, but an actual snuff film in the technical sense? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_film … No, no such thing exists, yet…

>Why do you post such hurtful pictures?

Why on earth would you think snuff doesnt exist? Do you really think the elite psychopaths have some kind of moral red line they wont cross?

Why do I post pictures of girls Id like to bang? Because Id like to bang them.


 No.124656

>>124636

Don't worry, on the weekend since mummybot is around I get up at 2-5pm


 No.124658>>124660 >>124664

Anyone tried mixing flavored milk and goon?


 No.124659

>>124640

> Have you ever raided your sister's panty-drawer for a sniff?

No but I found her vibrator when I was looking for some headphones in her closet. Fapped with it to be honest, vibration on your balls feels great.


 No.124660>>124661 >>124665 >>124678

>>124654

Cheers m8, will do if ING deny my claim

>>124655

So what proof do you have that they do exist, other than your current conjecture? Do you really think that the FBI/NSA wouldn't know about such alleged material and that such info would've been released to the public?

>>124658

A perfect combo for morning-after spew sessions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQFmSOkFcc


 No.124661>>124663 >>124666

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>>124660

>that link

think you just outed yourself as pedophile mate


 No.124662

Turns out VN sleeps during the day


 No.124663

>>124661

Nah, all I did was select the "Live" link on YouTube as I was looking for a news-stream but saw that and thought I should post it because the question that needs to be answered is why/who is streaming that sort of thing in the first place? Parents desperate for attention/fame/money?


 No.124664>>124680

>>124658

Man that really sounds like a bad mix


 No.124665>>124668

>>124660

If your super fund want to know about debts on the application form forget it, you can open an mlc acc, give them your tfn and tell them to consolidate your super (It's easy) then in a few days when your account is active just send in the form by mail (they ask you fuck all) and it's given to you.

I was with AON master trust and I wasted 4 months with these assholes trying to do it,


 No.124666>>124668

>>124661

Think I need to delete my history again


 No.124667>>124669 >>124670

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No wonder he killed himself


 No.124668>>124671

>>124665

ING will want to know my debts/the reason why I want to withdraw money but I'll at least try to withdraw from them first before transferring my entire balance to a fund I've never been with. The application shouldn't take more than 2 weeks to be approved/denied. I'll go from there.

>>124666

Don't be so soft, that link is nothing compared to what else is on YT.


 No.124669

>>124667

>Oh wait she has breast cancer…


 No.124670

>>124667

Because he looked so similar to his wife?


 No.124671>>124673

>>124668

If they ask for anything else forget them, just go to MLC. They payout without a reason basically.

Maybe make an account just incase to speed things up for plan b


 No.124672>>124674 >>124681

What's a good throwaway email to use for discord?


 No.124673>>124675

>>124671

I'll wait for a possible ING-refusal before changing funds, appreciate your input though. I only have approx 5k and will be seeking half as that's the amount of my Cenno debt.


 No.124674>>124677

>>124672

iduckkids@pedonet.com


 No.124675>>124676

>>124673

Nah get it all man, the lower your super the more the jews take from it, any super fund you go with takes 2-300 shekels out for "life insurance" that they will never pay out.

Might as well go for the full payout man before they take it all, and don't forget come tax time you can claim all the taxed money back so hold on to the lump sum paper they give you when they approve it.


 No.124676>>124679

>>124675

Yeah why not? I'll see how it goes, if I can get 5K that would be literally twice as good as getting 2K


 No.124677

>>124674

STOP. PROJECTING

t. Varg


 No.124678>>124682

>>124660

>So what proof do you have that they do exist, other than your current conjecture? Do you really think that the FBI/NSA wouldn't know about such alleged material and that such info would've been released to the public?

Ok, we KNOW as fact that there are sickos out there raping and torturing infants and young children - do you really think they just stop there? lol Yes, Id imagine ALL info houses and authorities know about this stuff, but the freaks and murderers are just like pedo rings and big drug dealers - hard to catch. Or more likely - someone gave the word not to be investigated. Ever hear of Detreaux? Honestly, cannot understand why you think snuff would be a 'myth'. What reasoning do you have? Not having a go, just confused by your rationale.


 No.124679

>>124676

Might as well make it worth your while


 No.124680>>124684

>>124664

Hey, nothing good ever happened when people didn't experiment with retarded shit

Fuck I hope it ends wel


 No.124681>>124684

>>124672

Cock.li, free email


 No.124682>>124686 >>124759

>>124678

I just think that given the world we currently live in (Internet saturated) that a real snuff film wouldn't have surfaced. Plenty of execution/torture/child abuse vids out there but they aren't technically snuff films. I've been wanting to see such a thing since the days of Ogrish/Goregasm.


 No.124683

Also with cock.li, you can get a @8chan.co hostname, in addition to many others, free and doesn't require (((verification)))


 No.124684>>124685

>>124680

What flavour are you planning on mixing with?

>>124681

Couldn't be fucked with alternatives so just signed up another gmail account


 No.124685>>124691

>>124684

>What flavour are you planning on mixing with?

I think spearmint or banana will work

might work, this could either be really good, or really bad, will report


 No.124686>>124687 >>124691

>>124682

Snuff designed to make money, since you kill the victim it's probably not that profitable.

A good movie that goes into that is Hardcore, It's got the guy who plays raymonds dad from Everybody loves Raymond


 No.124687

>>124686

Ands it's made by the same guy who made Taxi driver


 No.124688>>124689

>>124644

Every time i try that some cunt points out a physical flaw i wasnt aware of.


 No.124689>>124692

>>124688

>Worrying about what people think of you

Are you even a neet?


 No.124690>>124694

>>124590

>Gotta jet!

I'll fucking kill you cunt.


 No.124691>>124693

>>124685

Keep a bucket nearby for tomorrow's inevitable spew-session.

>>124686

The profit is completely subject to the victim/s demise. I don't think you quite understand what was meant by a snuff film. Seeing someone beheaded by ISIS is not snuff.


 No.124692

>>124689

I thought being stupidly anxious and paranoid was neetesque behaviour


 No.124693>>124695 >>124759

>>124691

A snuff film is made for the consumer for profit, that's why people say they don't exist because selling videos of yourself killing a person would be very hard to do and get away with


 No.124694>>124696

>>124690

You need to calm down. lest Vapor NEET releases another 50-minute vid of our heinous behaviours


 No.124695>>124698 >>124699

>>124693

And yet so many pedos get caught selling OC vids of child abuse. Why aren't these alleged snuff-producers being caught? How about because they don't exist…? There are plenty of vids out there of people being killed, but nothing that constitutes a 'film'


 No.124696>>124697

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>>124694

Let's stop giving him shit for that, he'll be back because most neets have no friends, after all he gave good posts and content and wasn't a thread wrecker like fagneet was.

This is from back when I think he got in trouble with his mum


 No.124697>>124700

>>124696

I was just being a smart-arse, I never had a problem with him and liked his vids. It's a shame he let certain people get to him, plus his family-issues.


 No.124698>>124701

>>124695

i think it'd be the same reason why epstein or the clintons aren't behind bars yet

if the normies caught on you'd see more arrests for snuff production on aca


 No.124699

>>124695

Because maybe some people don't get off to murder, I think If I really saw a real snuff film I wouldn't be into it. And if I watched CP I'd throw up just like in the old 4chan days


 No.124700>>124702

>>124697

We'll he'll be back, no one can resist the communal reeeing of neets


 No.124701>>124709 >>124759

>>124698

I'm not buying what you're selling. If someone as heinous as Peter Scully can be found out making vids of baby-torture then why aren't other more heinous people/vids being found out?


 No.124702

>>124700

He's already back on discord


 No.124703>>124704

>>124499

Me.

You mad? Gonna keep posting the pasta

In fact I'm about to post it right now


 No.124704

>>124703

>You mad? Gonna keep posting the pasta

?


 No.124705>>124710 >>124759

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>>124521

You're just learning this… Now?

Since the 2013s women have been able to get sex any second of any day of their lives with virtually any man. I mean they could before that but Tinder just sped up the process to near-instant levels.

A woman can organize to get banged by 100 different men every night… Probably more. If a guy can bang even 1 new woman a week he's a true Chad.


 No.124706>>124708 >>124709

>>124596

>That grammar

Does MAX hire yr 12 dropouts?


 No.124708

>>124706

I wish


 No.124709

>>124701

he was outed by his ladyboyfriend for whatever reason but the only evidence against him so far seems to be speculation and a testimony from the ladyboy

https://archive.is/lK0wZ

if the other film makers were into ladyboys they'd probably be on the news as well

>>124706

i dropped out of hs and they put me on wfd which counts as employment by the abs so technically they do


 No.124710>>124715

>>124705

>since 2013

Getting sex as a woman has pretty much always been easy as fuck. The consequences are less now though


 No.124712>>124713 >>124714

File (hide): 6a51a193c4cf5c6⋯.png (5.22 KB, 1250x63, 1250:63, woof.png) (h) (u)

You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't playing the GOAT game of all time.


 No.124713

>>124712

i'd be on the dsp if i could


 No.124714

>>124712

Reading is for nerds


 No.124715>>124716

>>124710

Except with so many niggers in the country were due for an AIDS epidemic, fags will amplify this


 No.124716

>>124715

Never been a better time to be a kissless virgin


 No.124719>>124720 >>124721 >>124725 >>124732 >>124759 >>124765

File (hide): 39b48142442038d⋯.jpg (34.34 KB, 960x540, 16:9, sad pepe.jpg) (h) (u)

I am Skint until saturday, my sister wouldn't give me a few dollars to get some milk for coffee and tea.


 No.124720

>>124719

No worries, just go through your local dumpster. Might find an old carton of milk


 No.124721

>>124719

sell her pantsu on the internet


 No.124723>>124724 >>124727

55chan, especially the /mu/ board is ridiculously comfy for such a shit-tier nation

Anyone here have annoying spic friend? I had to deal with a samba-spamming casanova during high school sport. He was cool, except he was also brown.

>>124538

distributed hash table, my dude

grab em while you can


 No.124724

>>124723

I have some indian negro mix friend, but he's basically a mega sperg with a job


 No.124725>>124730 >>124731

>>124719

tfw always got plenty of money.


 No.124727

>>124723

I don't think I've ever met a spic


 No.124730

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 No.124731

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>>124725

delete this


 No.124732

>>124719

You're going to make it neet don't worry


 No.124733>>124734 >>124735 >>124736

Who likes mi goreng noodles?

I love em


 No.124734>>124741 >>124765

>>124733

best thing to come out of indonesia

add fresh spring onion and crumbly coon cheese + meat of choice


 No.124735

>>124733

only instant noodles that don't taste like stock cubes


 No.124736>>124737

>>124733

They are good poverty food to be honest. Pack of mi goreng with a fried egg on top has kept me fed during some tough times.


 No.124737>>124738 >>124742 >>124775

>>124736

oats are my depression/poverty food of choice

tastes best with sustagen for the vitamin rush


 No.124738>>124742

>>124737

I always have a few bags of homebrand quick oats for such times aswell.

Little bit of peanut butter and a drizzle of honey goes a long way


 No.124739>>124740 >>124759 >>124771

how do i get the dsp?

will this be enough?

>anxiety

>depression

>bad back

>asthma


 No.124740>>124778

>>124739

It might be look up the impairment tables and self-assess yourself. You will need a doctor to write evidence too don't forget.


 No.124741

>>124734

I might have to give that a go, sounds nice


 No.124742>>124765

>>124738

>>124737

I blend oats, together with milk, banana and mango and make a breakfast drink. Perfect for the days you CBF chewing.


 No.124744>>124747 >>124749 >>124756 >>124765

File (hide): 54f0b75dfd986d4⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1445832835809.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw I wake up feeling tired every day

>tfw I get even more tired when I remember all my duties and obligations


 No.124745>>124746 >>124749 >>124765 >>124775

Well shit I have a date this weekend, wonder when over dinner I should tell her that I'm a high tier neet that cheats wfd


 No.124746>>124748

>>124745

Reeeee


 No.124747

>>124744

His song of the neet plays on


 No.124748

>>124746

Not my fault I'm semi good looking


 No.124749>>124751

>>124745

How didyou get a date?

>>124744

I didn't sleep


 No.124750

Morning cunts


 No.124751>>124752 >>124753

>>124749

I pulled some neet mogves on a local stay at the shops


 No.124752>>124754

>>124751

>local stay

?


 No.124753>>124755

>>124751

Hope you guys don't mind I invited some wacecucks to rock the thread


 No.124754

>>124752

The local girls, wasn't easy but I do it. Just talk to girls Al the shops


 No.124755

>>124753

>wacecucks

Brown people?


 No.124756>>124757

>>124744

that's what caffeine is for m8


 No.124757>>124758

>>124756

Or proper diet and exercise


 No.124758>>124764

>>124757

I exercise every day and my diet is okay, I'm just tired because I have no real reason to get out of bed. Studying, fapping, browsing chans, housework, looking for a job? Not exactly reasons to live.

tbh I don't get why people don't kill themselves more frequently, being a neet is bad enough but the wagecuck life is hell


 No.124759>>124761 >>124778

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>>124682

>I just think that given the world we currently live in (Internet saturated) that a real snuff film wouldn't have surfaced. Plenty of execution/torture/child abuse vids out there but they aren't technically snuff films. I've been wanting to see such a thing since the days of Ogrish/Goregasm.

I can see your point. You believe that a snuff film or films would have been brought into the public spotlight in the age of information. And as no such films are really abounding, then that would mean they probably dont exist. I appreciate that philosophy. Though saying that, and using deductive logic, it also backs up my view that 'just because you havnt seen it, doesnt mean it doesnt exist'. Personally, I find all the rekt stuff too gross. I dont even like horror films. I guess this topic could also be applied to UFOs and Aliens. But thats another whole kettle of ayy lmaos.

>>124693

>A snuff film is made for the consumer for profit, that's why people say they don't exist because selling videos of yourself killing a person would be very hard to do and get away with

Meanwhile pedos over the entire world are making gruesome films and getting away with it.

>>124701

>I'm not buying what you're selling. If someone as heinous as Peter Scully can be found out making vids of baby-torture then why aren't other more heinous people/vids being found out?

Easy- They are being found out and charged. Its just that they dont want to scare the public. Could you image the authorities admitting it goes on? There would be chaos. Plus, many of the freaks involved are from the higher echelons of society, and use their power to keep things quiet so they can continue their deranged activities.

Ok, dropping the snuff talk.

Met a short Milf today on walk to shops. She had 2 pigtails with pepper grey hair. Pretty hot. Think shes maybe mid 30s. Will try to get her number if I see her again.

>>124705

>Since the 2013s women have been able to get sex any second of any day of their lives with virtually any man. I mean they could before that but Tinder just sped up the process to near-instant levels.

Truthful and horrifying at the same time.

>>124719

>I am Skint until saturday, my sister wouldn't give me a few dollars to get some milk for coffee and tea.

Show us her pic. I'll bang the skint out of her for you.

>>124739

>how do i get the dsp?

>will this be enough?

>>anxiety

>>depression

>>bad back

>>asthma

Nope. Youre last in line in the Disability Olympics.


 No.124760>>124763

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 No.124761>>124762 >>124766

>>124759

>Meanwhile pedos over the entire world are making gruesome films and getting away with it.

I guess it's because hiding someone completely disappearing is a lot easier than hiding that a child has been abused. It seems like the cops are getting better at finding the pedos though, which is good.


 No.124762

>>124761

I meant to say a lot harder. Just fuck my shit up.


 No.124763

>>124760

>implying any of us have ever done our best in anything


 No.124764

>>124758

Welcome to 2017 anon, this is no way for a human being to live


 No.124765>>124767

>>124719

Hit up your local Salvation Army for $20, no questions asked and you don't have to pay it back.

>>124734

I've never added cheese of any sort, might give it a try next time though I'd rather not be buying halal-certified products anymore. Leftover roast chook from Woolies is my 'meat of choice'.

>>124742

>CBF chewing

Now that's a high level of lazy

>>124744

Try some B-vitamin supplements or get more iron into your diet

>>124745

Found yourself another neurosurgeon ay?

>tfw not a virgin but never been on a date


 No.124766

>>124761

>It seems like the cops are getting better at finding the pedos though

they only need to look down the hall from their desks


 No.124767>>124769

>>124765

>Hit up your local Salvation Army for $20, no questions asked and you don't have to pay it back.

So a person could walk in and request it, just like that?


 No.124768>>124770 >>124811

An emergency meeting was called at Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty is dead m89s, you heard it here first.


 No.124769

>>124767

Pretty much


 No.124770>>124772

File (hide): 457288473c4d9da⋯.jpg (118.03 KB, 406x364, 29:26, 1493843337467.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124768

>An emergency meeting was called at Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty is dead m89s, you heard it here first.

The Queen herself called the meeting - Prince Phillip died, not her. You heard it here first Neets.


 No.124771>>124778

>>124739

Well if you're so retarded you cant use google then i'd say so.


 No.124772>>124774

>>124770

You are SUCH a liar, it was the Queen's corgis that called the meeting after The Help refused to give them an extra Schmacko. This has been an /aus news exclusive.


 No.124773>>124780 >>124791

File (hide): 2325d350dfedd89⋯.jpg (636.19 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, neet the parents.jpg) (h) (u)

COMING THIS JUNE

"He finally met the girl of his dreams… too bad her father's a neetmare"

A long-term centrelink beneficiary plans to ask his live-in girl friend to marry him. However, he learns that her strict father expects to be asked for his daughter's hand before she can accept. Thus begins the visit from Hell as the two travel to meet Mom and Dad, who turns out to be former MAX with a lie detector in the basement. Coincidentally, a sister also has announced her wedding to a young doctor named Pajeet. Of course everything that can go wrong, does, including the disappearance of Dad's coveted cheesecake.


 No.124774

>>124772

You have absolutely no idea. The meeting was to discuss intelligence complicating Mossad in Princess Diana's death.


 No.124775

>>124745

She'll choke on the tendies you cooked, maybe you should wait till after you've boinked her

>>124737

Oats will be my go-to food for brekky/late-night snack during Winter.


 No.124776>>124777 >>124779 >>124783

File (hide): bc17d1f6e3e2b75⋯.jpg (144.09 KB, 1065x902, 1065:902, vPZlppu.jpg) (h) (u)

Neet Greek Tragedy?

Ok, looked on JewBook this morning.

Am one of the bona fide, card-carrying Autismos here.

See Stepfathers post on someone blocking him, one of his 'friends' because of something? Just quickly glossed over it. Saw 'suicidal' in the body of text. Kept reading news.

Went to Sperg Employment Place.

Had a nice chat.

Did shopping.

Stepfathers car still in driveway at 11am.

Strange. He ALLWAYS goes out around 11 am. Look through window - tv isnt on. No movement. Tv is ALLWAYS on after 10 am.

Its now 2.38 or something.

Car hasnt moved all day.

Too scared to go over there and open door as I have keys.

Consider waiting until Monday to go over and check.

Dont think I could cope with that kind of shit before the weekend.

Maybe after.

What Do Neets???


 No.124777>>124781

>>124776

go over, take pics and post them here


 No.124778

>>124740

>>124759

>>124771

doesn't this line here mean we should all be on the dsp?

39

THIRTY

Serious psychiatric illness with major impairments in several areas, such as work,

interpersonal relations, judgement, thinking, or mood (eg. depressed person avoids friends,

neglects family, unable to do housework), OR some impairment in reality testing or

communication (eg. speech is at times obscure, illo

gical or irrelevant).


 No.124779>>124781

>>124776

>re-read chadbook thing

>go back and knock on door

>no response; open door and investigate

>if response; have a yak


 No.124780

>>124773

Keeeeeeek, there were a lot of Jews in that film


 No.124781>>124782 >>124786

>>124777

>go over, take pics and post them here

Unable to Neet. I really, really dont want to find out. Seriously. If he did do something - I dont know what the fuck would happen to me. I know theres a 200k inheritance cheque, but those things can take years to process. If he isnt moving around by monday, will be taking Ipad video then.

>>124779

>>re-read chadbook thing

>>go back and knock on door

>>no response; open door and investigate

>>if response; have a yak

Anxiety stops me from doing that. I would freak the fuck out if I found him dead. Like seriously.

From here to Monday is around 4 days away. Will have to build courage up over those days.


 No.124782>>124785

>>124781

dude, go over and have a look, that is grounds for PTSD and other shit which will make you a shoe in for disability

it's a fucking gift


 No.124783>>124785

>>124776

If he's dead you can fuck the corpse


 No.124784

I found a dead body once.

It was an eager looking corpse down by the train tracks and it was just begging for dick

I started fucking it but then I think I shattered it's hip Bone and it cut my dick, now I've got a yellow looking rash on my cock


 No.124785>>124787

>>124782

>dude, go over and have a look, that is grounds for PTSD and other shit which will make you a shoe in for disability

>it's a fucking gift

Dude, I watched my mother die - they didnt give a shit about that. Already have PTSD and nightmares.

But thanks for the suggestion. Maybe this will tip me over the edge.

>>124783

>If he's dead you can fuck the corpse

I dont know what to say M8. But no.


 No.124786>>124788

>>124781

>Will have to build courage up over those days.

Tell yourself it's now or never.

Sounds like freaking out is the least of your worries. The best thing that could happen is if you caught him in the middle of contemplating suicide and stopped him. The worst thing would be losing that chance.


 No.124787

>>124785

how'd she die?


 No.124788>>124797 >>128514

>>124786

>Tell yourself it's now or never.

I'm Autismo. That shit doesnt work.

But appreciate the thought.

His bin is still out - no TV sounds coming out of house. Wood door is always open with screen door shut. No doors open.

He ALLWAYS goes out 2 times a day, once at 11 and again at 2 or so to shop.

Nada - nothing.

Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.


 No.124789

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest neet of them all?


 No.124790


 No.124791

File (hide): 3b50b5724dafb6b⋯.gif (2.03 MB, 200x150, 4:3, 200w.gif) (h) (u)


 No.124792>>124793

If the Queen is dead, I am betting the Australian media are going to shit all over her, because she's "no longer relevant to our diverse culture", she had "white privilege" and a host of other bullshit, and it's not that I give a fuck about the Queen, but her death will be used to attack us. They will ruin what will be a momentous occasion and once in a life time opportunity to see the funeral by politicising it.

Guarantee it.


 No.124793>>124794 >>124795

>>124792

Prince harrys already fucking a nigger


 No.124794>>124802

>>124793

she looks pretty hot to me


 No.124795>>124796 >>124802

>>124793

>Prince harrys already fucking a nigger

True, but shes a hot as fuck halfbreed.


 No.124796>>124798

>>124795

Go way jew


 No.124797>>124799

>>124788

>Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.

Just remember the quicker you check up on him the less you'll worry.


 No.124798>>124800

>>124796

>Go way jew

Shut it Goyim.


 No.124799>>124801 >>124803

>>124797

>>Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.

>Just remember the quicker you check up on him the less you'll worry.

Crisis Averted - just saw him.


 No.124800

>>124798

What breed of bitch is that dog?


 No.124801

>>124799

Did he have a big dick?


 No.124802>>124804 >>124807

>>124794

>>124795

Race trader scum


 No.124803>>124807

>>124799

>just saw him

Or was it a skinwalker?


 No.124804>>124815

>>124802

muh dick wants what muh dick wants


 No.124805>>124808 >>124812

File (hide): 6bd2992a545ec72⋯.png (5.93 KB, 336x76, 84:19, gWYQpCz.png) (h) (u)

it's all orge neetos


 No.124807>>124815

>>124802

>Race trader scum

Only a closet gay would turn down that ass.

>>124803

>Or was it a skinwalker?

Looked like a SkinWalker now that you mention it.


 No.124808

File (hide): 4734e639cc6f833⋯.jpg (100.97 KB, 680x1102, 340:551, wojak breaking down.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.124809

Doing some awesome farts right now


 No.124811

>>124768

Looks like nobody is kill after all

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39801908


 No.124812>>124824

>>124805

I guess Merkel declared anime to be haram


 No.124813

reeeeeeeeeee


 No.124814

Site finally working again


 No.124815

>>124807

>>124804

>muh dick posting

You're worse than niggers.


 No.124816>>124818 >>124819 >>124822 >>124827

File (hide): b58b525068d8383⋯.jpg (20.54 KB, 548x414, 274:207, chicken run brendan.jpg) (h) (u)

What are you guys up to?


 No.124817>>124818 >>124886 >>124888

>>124609

How'd you go m8, did you hand your assignment in?

Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up. I managed to fix those withdrawal symptoms with a slow and steady re-introduction of beer. I really want to give it up, but it's not easy. How is everyone tonight?


 No.124818>>124820

>>124816

>>124817

hey i've just had moms spaghetti and gonna start drinking in a few hours


 No.124819>>124821 >>124869

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124816

watching auspol tv


 No.124820>>124823

>>124818

mum*

What sort of spag bog? Just your traditional mince meat + jar sauce or was it fancier? You shouldn't drink mane, or you'll end up like me.


 No.124821>>124826

>>124819

The guy is a sociopath, what will he ever contribute to politics, of worth?


 No.124822

>>124816

Mindlessly browsing

Might watch some anime or something soon, pretty shit night tbh


 No.124823>>124834

>>124820

It was a home made one with sauce made from spices and tomato paste at home, nothing too fancy but it was good

i don't drink very often i can't afford to lol


 No.124824>>124825

>>124812

Anime turns you into a pedophile


 No.124825

>>124824

actually it turns you gay now, the loli phase was killed by the trap phase


 No.124826

>>124821

probably nothing but only time will tell


 No.124827>>124834

>>124816

Cooking some nuggets and tendies, with chips in the oven. Chips are cooking currently, and will have the with sour cream, and sweet chilli sauce, with chicken salt.


 No.124828>>124829 >>124839 >>124886

I'm cooking up some wild farts in my room, trapping them under the blanket so I can savor the flavour


 No.124829>>124835

>>124828

You're even worse than the shit poster


 No.124830>>124831 >>124832

Prince phillip will stand down from duties, no one died.


 No.124831

>>124830

Maybe he'll start posting here


 No.124832>>124833

>>124830

The Queen's past her prime anyway.


 No.124833

>>124832

At least she keeps quiet, once she dies we're going to have even more celebrity bullshit going on.


 No.124834>>124837 >>124838

>>124823

Your mum knows what she's doing. Some times mine makes spag-bog with chunks of steak instead of mince. What you drinking?

>>124827

>cooking

You mean heating. I noticed Maccas sells their loaded fries with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce. Is that a good combo? Never tried it.


 No.124835>>124836 >>124839 >>124840

>>124829

I got a poo soon, I can take a pic for you


 No.124836>>124839

>>124835

pic of it on a plate

CHEERS


 No.124837>>124840

>>124834

Maccas is for rich people, they don't throw any good stuff into their dumpsters anymore


 No.124838>>124840

>>124834

It is a good combo. Those two sauces (sweet chilli and sour cream) go very well together, even better with wedges.


 No.124839


 No.124840>>124842 >>124845

>>124835

I did 3 nasty shits today (no thanks to Dan's wares). The first was a real effort to get out - I pushed and pushed only for a few dry hard nuggets - which turned out to be the 'popping of the cork' as the next slimy shit came out very freely and a few hours later came the rotten slushy to end all poos. My God the smell! When I spread my cheeks in the shower to clean my ring-hole was a stinging something fierce.

>>124837

$3.50 for the smallest serve of Loaded Fries. I had the gravy which was pretty nice.

>>124838

Might try it tomorrow if I don't get a Halal Snack Pack that is. I was looking at the menu of muh local kebab shop the other night and it just said "Snack Pack" but no mention of a fried egg on top.


 No.124841>>124843 >>124844

File (hide): 7739666902c184e⋯.jpg (349.35 KB, 1200x1400, 6:7, legs for days.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124496 (OP)

Still got 9 hours before I usually feel tired enough to sleep. The days are getting long.


 No.124842

>>124840

That poo sounded sexual, having an angry fap to it right now


 No.124843>>124846

>>124841

I think if I ended up sitting next to her I'd have a cheeky under-clothes fap. Wouldn't you?


 No.124844>>124846

>>124841

what does mummybot think?


 No.124845>>124847

>>124840

> I don't get a Halal Snack Pack that is. I was looking at the menu of muh local kebab shop the other night and it just said "Snack Pack" but no mention of a fried egg on top.

Some shops don't do it, but its nice when they do. I recommend hot chilli and garlic sauce as the toppings.


 No.124846>>124847 >>124850

>>124844

she doesn't know thank god

>>124843

I would probably have a hands free cum just seeing that irl.


 No.124847>>124848 >>124850 >>124852

>>124845

That's the sauce combo I usually get with a kebab, I don't bother with extras though as they charge too much for em.

>>124846

Anyone else ever groped a grill/s? I used to do it quite regularly about 10 years ago.


 No.124848

>>124847

I grabbed a girls ass at a bar a few years ago and she just looked scared


 No.124849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is a proud indian


 No.124850>>124851

>>124847

>>124846

You guys are that creepy looking guy on the bus aren't you?


 No.124851>>124853

>>124850

I once sat behind an asian on a bus while sniffing her hair, she eventually got up and moved seats.


 No.124852>>124857 >>124922

>>124847

>That's the sauce combo I usually get with a kebab, I don't bother with extras though as they charge too much for em.

Make sure (or ask them) to put the cheese between the meat and chips, it helps melt it. Also post a pic, would love to see it.


 No.124853>>124854 >>124857

>>124851

getting a whiff of girl hair is pretty great, almost makes me wish I knew that feel when yes gf


 No.124854>>124856

>>124853

You could smell a cat instead


 No.124855

Man these farts smell good, the air in my room must be toxic. Might have another fap


 No.124856

>>124854

My cat looks at me like I'm a complete sperg if I try that


 No.124857>>124858 >>124860

>>124852

>Implying I have that level of confidence

I'll ask for what is advertised, nothing more.

>>124853

Yeah it was nice, though I lost my wallet on that same bus on the same night. I guess you could call it karma


 No.124858

>>124857

Did the wallet fall out when you took your pants off for the rape?


 No.124859>>124861

File (hide): 4c272659a2c4748⋯.jpg (8.6 KB, 240x180, 4:3, images (6).jpg) (h) (u)

Rape sure does sound good right about now


 No.124860

>>124857

>Yeah it was nice, though I lost my wallet on that same bus on the same night. I guess you could call it karma

Still a better use of money than camwhores


 No.124861

File (hide): a34e341bb2e90c0⋯.png (66.93 KB, 189x262, 189:262, 1484314153914.png) (h) (u)


 No.124862>>124863 >>124865

About to eat chicken and watch Better Call Saul, then slep. I just fapped (>tfw no gf)


 No.124863

>>124862

Well you still have your porn


 No.124864>>124866 >>124870 >>124872 >>124886 >>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920

File (hide): 46257c25d616d50⋯.jpg (862.68 KB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 14939050308271587704175.jpg) (h) (u)

Down at the marina waiting for victims to stroll by


 No.124865>>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920

>>124862

what EP you up to? It's a really underrated show imo tbqh

Enjoying these cool nights, fuck I love sleeping and when you have a glass of water at your desk overnight and you wake up to have a sip and it's icy cold - Freezing cold outside and you just want to get cozy again


 No.124866>>124867 >>124868

>>124864

what are you going to do to them? o-o


 No.124867

>>124866

Rape em of course. Really need to shit though


 No.124868>>124879

File (hide): c7ee6855adf5e7c⋯.jpg (10.41 KB, 204x199, 204:199, NEET horizon.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124866

Show them the general


 No.124869

>>124819

daisy cousens is absolutely stunning

what a gorgeous little thing


 No.124870>>124871

File (hide): 2663cd0a3350e6e⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 217x320, 217:320, JUST.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124864

>tfw recognize that carpark


 No.124871

>>124870

You'll be hearing about it in the news tomorrow


 No.124872>>124878

>>124864

Is that a radio?


 No.124873>>124874 >>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920

Just finished two lots of dishes, took the rubbish out, and my rubbish from my room.

On the topic of that: Instead of emptying and re-using the piss bottles, I just threw them in a garbage bag and into the bin. Would be funny someone digging up a landfill in 20 years time and finds an aged piss bottle.


 No.124874>>124875

>>124873

you should drink them

you piss guzzling slut


 No.124875>>124876

>>124874

I don't drink beer. :")


 No.124876>>124877

>>124875

you drink piss, you dirty little urine gargling whore


 No.124877

>>124876

I piss in the bottles, and I certainly do not drink them. Learn to comprehend.


 No.124878

>>124872

Yeh, I was listening to I love little girls


 No.124879

>>124868

>pssst, come here I wanna show you something on my phone


 No.124880>>124881

Is the girl neet still around?


 No.124881

>>124880

That was a trap


 No.124882>>124883

Did a big poo poo and wiped my bum and got some poo on my hands so I washed it off with pee pee and didn't flush the toilet


 No.124883

>>124882

Are you a pajeet?


 No.124884

Leftypol didn't like my awesome thread


 No.124885>>124903

File (hide): f55c06e24e5fb7b⋯.gif (2.78 MB, 338x252, 169:126, jesse go kart.gif) (h) (u)

>>124496 (OP)

>it's a still up at 5:30 am episode


 No.124886>>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920

File (hide): 857d61699dbcc0d⋯.jpg (376.14 KB, 496x676, 124:169, 1493878867110.jpg) (h) (u)

>>124817

>Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up.

Havnt had a drink in maybe 5 years - a girl spiked my drink. Was so sick - incredibly sick, that I just cant look at alcohol. Which is sad because I really used to like a drink.

>>124828

>I'm cooking up some wild farts in my room, trapping them under the blanket so I can savor the flavour

Trap them in jars for future archaeologists m8.

>>124864

>Down at the marina waiting for victims to stroll by

If real, thats pretty damn creepy. Go have a hot bath, some tendies and watch a good movie instead.


 No.124887>>124894

Found this shit on pol. I'm still fucking amazed the lefties deny this shit. Most probably because they are lowIQ too.

>looks up average IQ per country

Ethiopia

>69

Democratic Republic of the Congo

>78

Libera

>68

Rwanda

>70

Niger

>69

Somalia

>68

the list goes on and on

oh and by the way an IQ under 70 is classed as mentally retarded

Another poster chimes in -

The iq threshold for retardation was dropped in 1973 from 85 to 70 because feels


 No.124888>>124889 >>124890 >>124893

Morning cunts, what's on today?

>>124817

>How'd you go m8, did you hand your assignment in?

I was too ashamed to show my face in that class so I missed the guaranteed 3% of my total mark for the course. I told myself I'd study especially hard over the next week to make it up, then did nothing for the next 24 hours but watch TV, browse chans and read some stuff I found on wizchan. I'll totally study today though.

>Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up

Time to quit the drinking, neetoid.


 No.124889>>124891

>>124888

Got a phone appointment with max, but other than that I'm a free man. Might have look around (online) for a mothers day gift


 No.124890>>124892 >>124896

>>124888

>

I was too ashamed to show my face in that class so I missed the guaranteed 3% of my total mark for the course. I told myself I'd study especially hard over the next week to make it up, then did nothing for the next 24 hours but watch TV, browse chans and read some stuff I found on wizchan. I'll totally study today though

The circle of neetlyf continues unimpeded


 No.124891

>>124889

kek, so the poor wagie at MAX has to wake up at 6AM, dress in uncomfortable office attire and drive through heavy traffic to sit under harsh halogen lights in a cubicle farm just to speak with a comfy NEET laying in bed in his pajamas.

I used to spend a decent chunk of my day calling contractors and it would piss me off when they'd pick up the phone yawning and obviously still laying in bed. By that time I'd been cucked by traffic for two hours, cucked by the road tolls for $20, cucked by my workplace for an hour or two and those cunts had just woken up.


 No.124892>>124896

>>124890

Tfw can't even use meme arrows correctly


 No.124893

>>124888

waiting for phonecalls, eating carbs and vidya/animes


 No.124894

>>124887

lefties deny things because if they didn't they'd be right leaning


 No.124896>>124897 >>124899

>>124890

>>124892

I'm going to start studying right now and I won't stop for three hours except for food breaks, drink breaks, TV breaks, fap breaks, snack breaks, youtube breaks and some light relaxation. Wish me luck.


 No.124897


 No.124899

>>124896

Dont forget neet general checking breaks


 No.124900>>124901 >>124927

So couldn't find anyone to rape last night, might have better luck tonight


 No.124901>>124902

>>124900

Stop posting this shit here you fucking cuck, we're going to get raided and I can't afford a lawyer.


 No.124902

>>124901

When we go to prison I'm gonna rape the weakest neets here


 No.124903>>124904

>>124885

I fell asleep at 7 then was awoken by my sisters boyfriend playing videos on his phone loudly at 10. I was banking on having the flat free to sleep all day.

Fucking cunt.


 No.124904>>124906

>>124903

At least your not getting yelled at for staying up all night


 No.124906>>124908 >>124911

>>124904

A grown man being bullied by his mother over his sleep schedule. The worst part: I don't even need to make an effort to empathize because the same thing happens to me all the time.

What the fuck has become of us?


 No.124907>>124909 >>124910

File (hide): 69a4988d207ddfd⋯.gif (2.49 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1397611615715.gif) (h) (u)

It's 1400 and here I am drinking whiskey and watching AMV's.

The NEET life isn't perfect, but it sure is comfy.


 No.124908

>>124906

We don't wanna be wagecucks


 No.124909>>124913

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>>124907

What animus have you been watching recently?


 No.124910>>124913

>>124907

But neet you could be doing so much with your life like working hard for minimum wage and supporting stacey while she fucks and smuggled cocaine out of Colombia


 No.124911

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>>124906

>What the fuck has become of us?

I gave up years ago. I think only the genuine threat of homelessness or starvation could compel me to do anything. I am so apathetic.


 No.124912

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Almost forgot to report


 No.124913

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>>124909

Rocket Girls, Nobunaga No Shinobi about to finish Air.

After that I'll watch the last OVA of Genocyber.

>>124910

Oh woe, only now do I understand what I have been missing out on.


 No.124914

>>124864

A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…

>>124865

Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.

>>124873

Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.

>>124886

>A girl spiked my drink

She must've really wanted to fuck you


 No.124915

Some posts just vanished?


 No.124916

>>124864

A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…

>>124865

Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.

>>124873

Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.

>>124886

>A girl spiked my drink

She must've really wanted to fuck you


 No.124918

>>124864

A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…

>>124865

Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.

>>124873

Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.

>>124886

>A girl spiked my drink

She must've really wanted to fuck you


 No.124920

>>124864

A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…

>>124865

Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.

>>124873

Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.

>>124886

>A girl spiked my drink

She must've really wanted to fuck you


 No.124921

8chans being shit again


 No.124922>>124923 >>124926

>>124852

It was pretty damn tasty, got the mixed-meat with the hot-chili and garlic sauce combo. Only managed to eat half of it though. There was no cheese, does your kebab place put that on as standard or do you pay extra for it?


 No.124923

>>124922

Lot of jizz in that


 No.124924>>124925 >>124928 >>124959


 No.124925>>124959

File (hide): 0e3cb012c74da59⋯.gif (1.87 MB, 184x202, 92:101, brendan.gif) (h) (u)

>>124924

what the hell am I watching


 No.124926>>124959

>>124922

Some places put it on standard. Mine doesn't and is a dollar extra. How was the meat quality, and did the chips have seasoning? (Preferably chicken salt) Were they crispy?


 No.124927>>124929

>>124900

You are just joking right?


 No.124928


 No.124929>>124930

>>124927

Whats wrong with a bit of rape, I gotta compete with the abos and niggers these days thou


 No.124930>>124931 >>124945

>>124929

Its not legal


 No.124931>>124934

>>124930

then why does feminism exist?


 No.124932>>124933 >>124936 >>124988

>tfw waiting for the bus in a poor area

Rip me neets


 No.124933

>>124932

I hate waiting at the bus and there's some dodgey looking person there and you just sit there in silence


 No.124934

>>124931

((((())))))


 No.124935>>124937 >>124942

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>>124496 (OP)

Just had a big cathartic cry.


 No.124936>>124938 >>124980

>>124932

I did that last week. Fucking terrifying. Are there any Africans/abos around?


 No.124937

>>124935

I haven't cried in a long time.


 No.124938>>124939

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>>124936

Start lifting. Get some physical presence. If they sense you will put up a fight they usually won't fuck with you.


 No.124939>>124941

>>124938

Once I get more money I plan on joining the gym. Broke at the moment.


 No.124941

>>124939

gym is good for staying low weight too, makes us look less pathetic


 No.124942>>124943

>>124935

Is that like fapping for your eyes?


 No.124943

>>124942

Like a sad cum but you feel better rather than worse afterwards.


 No.124944>>124946 >>124948 >>124954

Anyone ever play the sims on ps2 or xbox, the story mode you basically start off as a neet


 No.124945

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 No.124946>>124947

>>124944

I played that a shit ton as a kid. Mint game. You are forced to get a job or you can keep living off the wagies that you live with.


 No.124947

>>124946

>Neet simulator


 No.124948

>>124944

I paid a hundred dollary doos for TS2 on xbox when it came out. Lots of good times with that game, even if it did pale in comparison to the pc version.


 No.124949>>124950 >>124952 >>124953 >>124955 >>124957 >>124964

File (hide): 38697a7fe7aa00c⋯.jpg (8.09 KB, 249x249, 1:1, 1440704549077s.jpg) (h) (u)

Dropped in to nannas for a cuppa and she slipped me a 50 when I left.

Getting fucking drunk tonight.


 No.124950

>>124949

Getting drunk on NannaBux


 No.124952>>124953

>>124949

>tfw nanna still gives me her spare cash after all these years

Feels good man


 No.124953

>>124949

>>124952

based, hope you NEETs always return her calls and stay for a second cup of tea to make up for it


 No.124954

>>124944

Think I first played a Sims game on the SNES, but it was never my sort of game (too much thinking required).


 No.124955>>124956 >>125066

>>124949

God bless her, what you gonna buy? Get a goon for $12 and buy a Halal Snack Pack with the change (you don't have to eat it now but that sort of food is a god-send after a few hours of hard-boozing)


 No.124956>>124958 >>124961

>>124955

>>124955

I splurged and got a bottle of jamesons as well as 2l of coke zero to mix it with. Got a cheeseburger stunner from hjs on the way home.

Bit indulgent but I get paid tomorrow so I treated myself.


 No.124957>>124960 >>124961

>>124949

Your not telling us something, did you have to slip her something?


 No.124958>>124960 >>124961

>>124956

Make sure to send nana a dick pic when you get drunk


 No.124959>>124963

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>>124924

Fancy flashing your tits at Sexpo of all places, I tell you these young folk today…

So how much did you spend on her?

>>124925

Numerous betas wasting their monies

>>124926

Next time I'll get the cheese as I'll definitely be buying it again. I'm also keen to try the Baklava, some sort of sweet pastry that maybe you've tried? I asked for plain salt on the chips, some were crispy even after sitting in the styrofoam box+plastic bag+10 minute car trip back home.


 No.124960

>>124957

just good grandson points

>>124958

I would have to post it


 No.124961>>124962

>>124956

Great choices. Did you eat the HJ's already? I prefer to get drunk on an empty stomach (you get drunk quicker and greasy food tastes so much better after a few hours of hard-boozing). Probably the only thing you're missing now is an IRL-friend to drink with.

>>124957

>>124958

Why must we assume that every NEET is also a degenerate?


 No.124962>>124965

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>>124961

Yeah already had it. I like to eat something a bit before I drink, I find it helps me have longer sessions without ending up on the bathroomfloor with a headspin from hell.

>Probably the only thing you're missing now is an IRL-friend to drink with.


 No.124963

>>124959

Ask her if she accepts gbp's


 No.124964

>>124949

Should invite her over, you can drink goon out of glasses and everything


 No.124965>>124967

>>124962

Yeah a bit of food in the gullet can mean the difference between a comfy sleep-in the next day or a spew-sesh/shakes/DT's etc. But I'm hard core, my stomach lining is nothing but Dan Murphy catalogues. Hope I didn't upset you too much with talk of friends, it's been 5+ years since I've had any real meaningful contact with my peer-age group. My suffering is immense.


 No.124966>>124974 >>124976 >>125067

File (hide): 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, dan.png) (h) (u)

All neets are now under my control


 No.124967>>124969

>>124965

It's ok. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm in a facebook messenger group chat with some old friends but it's pretty dead most of the time. I moved for uni from my old hometown 5 years ago whilst they all stayed there. I have had increasingly less to do with them over time. I never made friends during my time at uni or during my time as NEET here. I see them about once a year now when I go visit my parents in my hometown. It's heartbreaking how much we have grown apart. They are all well adjusted adults now while I'm an infantalised manchild. Last time I saw them it was fairly awkward, you could feel how my life had turned out was the elephant in the room. I'm always hurt when my stalk my old best friend on fb or his gf's instagram and see he is in my city for some reason. My parents are friends with him so he is well aware of my failing mental health. We were once inseparable as teenagers and now he doesn't even have 30 mins to drop in for a cuppa.

I guess I should be thankful even if the relationships held together by stands. At least I have someone, lot you guys have it a lot worse.

Sorry about the blogpost. Jamesons is starting to hit me.


 No.124969

>>124967

Luckily most of my friends are bludgers


 No.124970>>124971 >>124972

Fuck me, NEETs, I applied for a job. 2 shifts per week, 4 hour shifts. Actually sounds like it would be some nice pocket money to supplement the dole.


 No.124971

>>124970

Sounds like a good idea

You'd still be a filthy wagie though


 No.124972>>124973

>>124970

>I applied for the job of Pajeet The Professional Street-Shitter, 2 shits per week, 4 hour shits. So much lovely poo not flowing down a loo


 No.124973>>124975

>>124972

I wonder if pajeet neets do shit for the dole


 No.124974


 No.124975

>>124973

They hook up a colostomy bag to his anus and farm the shit out of him for methane gas and fertiliser


 No.124976>>124977 >>124978

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>>124966

FEED ME CENNO


 No.124977>>124979

>>124976

Supplementary credit at dans with the dole when?


 No.124978

>>124976

Dan the wicker man


 No.124979

>>124977

Next stimulus which will happen six months before the next election.


 No.124980>>124981

>>124936

Not today but there are a lot of abos in the area. Never seen an african around here though. Today it was just druggies and weirdos (to be fair this likely includes me)


 No.124981

>>124980

Although I did see a qt on the bus, she was going to the library too so she may have been 3d waifu material. I guess I'll never know now.


 No.124982>>124983 >>124985

How do I quote posts from different boards? Is that even possible?


 No.124983>>124984 >>124988

>>124982

>>>/boardx/postnumber

irc

test

>>>kpop/27533


 No.124984>>124986


 No.124985>>124988

>>124982

On 4ch you'd quote in this format

>>>/board/123123


 No.124986>>124987

>>124984

degenerate


 No.124987>>124989 >>124991

>>124986

Nah it was just one of the boards at featured at the top of the page.

Not a kpop autist.


 No.124988>>124989

>>124932

Why aren't you making the most of the situation?

>>>/wx/1155

>>>/wx/1156

>>124983

>>124985

Cheers, wouldn't of had to ask for your advice if this useless site would've just posted the webm's I tried to upload.


 No.124989>>124993

>>124987

>>124988

I don't want the papers to run a "Local NEET is VERY bad boy" headline


 No.124991>>124994

>>124987

I'll be seeing a JP either tomorrow or Monday to finalise my super-withdrawal-request application. Cheap Asian pussy, here I come…


 No.124992>>124993

Max tried to call me, ignored em because i know they'll try to get me back into wfd


 No.124993>>124996

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>>124989

Did I forget to mention that global fame is just an episode of ACA away…?

>>124992

Just now? It's pretty late even for them. Planning any trips to the marina tonight?


 No.124994>>124999

>>124991

>>124991

Asian hookers never look like their pictures. If I had the money I would go for a sex holiday to thailand.


 No.124995>>124998 >>125003

I saw a pair of pantsu just sitting in the bush near a path on my way home. Could have taken them home for a cheeky wank but it would be pretty embarrassing to get an STD as a virgin.


 No.124996>>124997 >>125003 >>125028

>>124993

Who the fuck watches tv anymore?

just outraged boomers and the middle aged I gues

I only watch the news tbh, internet covers the rest of my entertainment needs.


 No.124997>>125001

>>124996

I watch sports on tv sometimes. Usually only if I can't find an acestream though.


 No.124998>>125000

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>>124995

I'm getting ptsd from that one time I fapped with sisterbots g-string.


 No.124999

>>124994

Yes it's true that a lot (if not all) of Asian prostitutes in /aus use fake pics, However, I'll be seeing the women IRL/before handing over muh hard-earned tax-payer dollars. So who wants to come with me?


 No.125000

>>124998

I remember stealing the neighbor girls g string when I was about 12. It was a pretty great day.


 No.125001>>125002

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>>124997

What sports are you into?

I watch my afl team when i remember they are playing. Used to be hardcore soccer fan, would watch every single epl game for years but lost interest in the last six months. Kinda cool sbs got the rights to one epl game a week.


 No.125002>>125008

>>125001

AFL and F1 mainly recently, I grew up watching AFL (and playing before I became a friendless loser) and just never really stopped. I watch a fair bit of soccer too, but it's harder to keep up with the timezones.


 No.125003>>125004

>>124995

You made the right choice

>>124996

>Who the fuck watches TV anymore]

>I only watch the news tbh

I'll unplug the RF cable if and when I can get a decent-enough internet connection to reliably stream content. Ads really suck though, but it's not like they don't exist on the net.


 No.125004>>125005 >>125011

>>125003

>I'll unplug the RF cable if and when I can get a decent-enough internet connection to reliably stream content.

No NBN in your area yet?


 No.125005>>125006 >>125007 >>125011

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>>125004

>tfw NBN but sister is too stingy to upgrade from the slowest TPG plan


 No.125006>>125010

>>125005

Change the plan yourself


 No.125007>>125010

>>125005

Can't you just offer to pay the bill?


 No.125008>>125009 >>125012 >>125069

>>125002

>F1

My nigger.

I never thought I'd be so happy to see Vettel winning again, but it's better than the three years of "Mercedes wins lol" we had.


 No.125009

>>125008

Yeah this season seems like the best in ages, shame about red bull being shit though


 No.125010

>>125006

>>125007

The account is in her name. Had several arguments about this, just ends up her claiming she would end up paying for it since I am so irresponsible with my leftover bux.


 No.125011>>125014

>>125004

Have been on the NBN (25MBps $69.99/mo TPG) since the start of 2017. I still get lag/buffer issues (nothing pisses me off more than when a loading YT vid auto-defaults to 144p) Although that might have something to do with the VPN-service (and dodgy WI-FI signals to muh room) I use.

>>125005

Take some advice from NEET-King and tell her that you won't rape her if she upgrades.


 No.125012>>125015

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>>125008

>mercedes

>lol

You got that right.


 No.125014>>125016 >>125018

>>125011

I have 100/40 TPG and don't have many issues apart from occasional dropouts. Can usually handle 2 or 3 streams at the same time.

It's pretty great after having "can't even watch twitch" internet for so long


 No.125015>>125017 >>125024 >>125069

>>125012

Here are my hopes for the rest of the year:

>Hamilton gets cucked by Bottas

>can't handle losing to two different team mates in two years

>gets assblasted, retires from motorsport and becomes a shitty rapper


 No.125016

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>>125014

I shouldn't really complain as slow as this looks its fine for what I use the internet for. Only problem is can't stream in ultra hd and have to wait longer with torrents.


 No.125017

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 No.125018>>125019

>>125014

My connection is only FTTN, so who knows the condition of the cables from that node to the house I live in? Pretty shit I'd imagine as this place is old. Plus I live in a regional town. I do get nice speeds when not using a VPN but I don't feel comfortable doing so. Fuck those metadata laws


 No.125019>>125020

>>125018

I only really use a VPN for downloading things. Although I also don't do anything except shitpost all day. I'm sure the cops don't need metadata to know who makes chan posts.


 No.125020>>125021 >>125022

>>125019

Did you not see the cheese pizza being posted on /b the other day…? I won't even click on a terror-related news article because of these laws


 No.125021>>125023

>>125020

I don't browse outside of a few select boards for that very reason. /b/ is shit anyway though


 No.125022>>125023 >>125025

>>125020

I'm not sure if you need to be that paranoid. Surely ASIO have some common sense to discern these kind of things.


 No.125023

>>125021

Wasn't that long ago that this board was being spammed with CP

>>125022

Depends how bored they are at any given time


 No.125024>>125027 >>125032

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>>125015

My eyes are on IRL Initial D.


 No.125025

>>125022

Maybe, but having things you can "technically" be arrested for if you piss off a cop is not a good thing.


 No.125026

I don't have the patience for F1. Much prefer drag-racing


 No.125027

>>125024

that was some good shit


 No.125028>>125030 >>125031

>>124996

a lot of poor people surprisingly, it's interesting as you'd think the ads would piss them off as they have no money and that they'd go out of their way to get free internet


 No.125029

>not watching 2 fit women hit a tiny yellow ball for an hour or two


 No.125030

>>125028

Poor people being bad with money is a pretty sad fact of life, it's why those dodgy as fuck "loan" and "rental" ads are so common now


 No.125031>>125035

>>125028

>free internet

You are comedian


 No.125032>>125033 >>125036 >>125038

>>125024

Damn, that was good racing.

It's a shame motorsports is an expensive hobby. You guys ever heard of 24 Hours of Lemons? You have to buy a car with $1000 or less, have a minimum of 5 drivers, then go racing for 24 hours straight and see whose piece of junk is still running at the end. Sounds like it would be fun as fuck, but I don't have any friends.


 No.125033>>125037

>>125032

We could make a neet team. Put "Sponsored by the Australian Taxpayer" on the side of the car.


 No.125035>>125067

>>125031

cheaper than the 50" LEDs, surround systems and Foxtel I see every 2nd person on Cenno has

Poor people love TV


 No.125036>>125037

>>125032

You sure you aren't confusing Lehman's with an episode of Top Gear?


 No.125037

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>>125033

We need a NEET handy with a can of spray paint to do our livery.

>>125036

I'm sure.

https://24lemons.com.au/


 No.125038>>125039

>>125032

>It's a shame motorsports is an expensive hobby.

Mucking around in a car is still plenty fun, doesn't need a team and costs less. Taking corners fast, spinning in gravel, etc.


 No.125039

>>125038

Getting done by the cops becomes expensive pretty quickly.


 No.125040>>125041

Muh left hand has been swinging on muh dick for the last 1/2 hour but to no avail. Time for food and slep.


 No.125041>>125044

>>125040

You should know that the left never gets anything done


 No.125042>>125043 >>125045 >>125046 >>125052 >>125067 >>125085

anyone starting to hate africans a lot less than most other nonwhite races? the africans in my local community are pretty upstanding. they are generally conservative, church going, conscientious citizens.

the real problem is the yellow peril. they are insidious but they will be the death of us if we do not fight back against the asian menace


 No.125043>>125046

>>125042

the Africans around me are pretty good too, I think it's because they are the ones who actually qualify for legal immigration


 No.125044

File (hide): 1b416d222a15b69⋯.jpg (21.44 KB, 465x465, 1:1, putin_wink.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.125045

>>125042

Nice try Ape-X.


 No.125046>>125047 >>125048 >>125049 >>125053

>>125042

>>125043

If they're Sudanese or Ethiopian expect them to be the absolute worst immigrants hands down you'll ever run into

The rest are fine though and always seem like pretty happy people


 No.125047>>125067

>>125046

I don't know enough about chocolate people to tell the difference tbh


 No.125048

>>125046

Somali*, not Ethiopians


 No.125049>>125050 >>125067 >>125085

>>125046

i dunno what the local niggers are here but they're honestly really good citizens. i feel like they're the kind of niggers these diversity advocates picture when they talk about diversity. they wear sort of weird african clothes and like dancing but they aren't criminal. they volunteer, they attend church in huge numbers, they mostly vote conservative.

tbh i reckon if we just picked the right africans we could go alright. these niggers even breed within their own community and don't go anywhere near white girls (or white boys) which i like too.


 No.125050>>125087

>>125049

Importing the nice africans so people warm up to the idea is how they trick you into accepting the normal africans


 No.125051>>125052

Denied my love of hiphop since 2013. Drunk and listening to nig albums I used to love. ambivalent


 No.125052

>>125051

>>125042

really makes u think


 No.125053>>125055 >>125057

>>125046

Apex internet defense reporting in to be honest


 No.125055

>>125053

Except Apex = Sudanese and Somali, the exact ones I was talking about being the absolute scum of the earth


 No.125056>>125058 >>125059 >>125068

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyone get incredibly sad/nostalgic feeling listening to closing time by semisonic?

just reminds me of what i could have been had things gone right. reminds me of the good times. dunno why.


 No.125057>>125060 >>125083

>>125053

Lots of songs give me the sad/nostalgic feels, especially a lot of tracks from primary/early high school in terms of reminding me of how much time has passed

Few tracks from 2014-2015 too for some reason, just has a certain "freshness" about the songs I listened to back then

Fuck I'm getting old boys, we need to make every day count


 No.125058>>125060 >>125088

>>125056

Yes

it was the one of the last songs they played at the year 7 disco. I danced with a girl called amy that whole night, she genuinely like me during that time.


 No.125059

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>>125056

I bonded with an emo/scene girl in year 8. We made out and she let me grope her during school camp that year. She dropped me hard later that year.


 No.125060>>125061

>>125058

fuck that sounds good. i went to a disco in year 4 and 5 but after that missed every one including all the end of year (and end of high school) formals. kinda sad but as a socially awkward kid it was always going to be that way i reckon.

>>125057

name some


 No.125061

>>125060

im into pretty esoteric shit, I don't think anyone would like it and I mean that in the least douchy way possible


 No.125066>>125090

>>124955

you're a madman

alcohol and halal snack pack are the two things you never mix, and not just for religious reasons

how many skidmarks do you have on your bedsheets?


 No.125067>>125070

>>124966

>trusting the liquid paddy

>>125035

tv makes poor people poor

>>125042

Nigerians can be good, because all the bad ones go straight to Souf Efrica for cartels

>>125047

facial structure

>>125049

they're probably crazy mormons on the inside, wait till they start sending you pamphlets

all the indonesians who converted in my area are sunday knockers


 No.125068

>>125056

Semisonic are great. Great track, Secret Smile is great too for feels.


 No.125069>>125071

>>125008

>>125015

This years title fight is so great to watch after years of knowing who is winning before the race, even if overtaking is a bit harder. Good to see there are other NEETs into F1.


 No.125070

>>125067

No such thing as a good nigger


 No.125071>>125072

>>125069

I like to race mummy bots instead


 No.125072

>>125071

Could get them to tow carts and race like the horses.


 No.125073>>125080 >>125090

Morning cunt s drunk in the goon already


 No.125074

*on the goon


 No.125075>>125086

Might cook some pancakes for brekky


 No.125077>>125090

Drujj ad fuck onntue goon NEETs, fuckef


 No.125078

Fucking Jim shilling the golden shower haha


 No.125080>>125090

>>125073

Drunk on days teet at this hour in the morning? The generals suffer more from alcohol abuse than the boongs do


 No.125081>>125082

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>tfw hungover


 No.125082

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>>125081

got some greasy shit from maccas and ate it the carpack in my car. Just had a violent yack at home.


 No.125083>>125088 >>125092 >>125226

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Look what MAX sent me this morning, no shame at all.

>>125057

>Fuck I'm getting old boys, we need to make every day count

Yeah that's not going to happen as a financially cucked NEET. Good luck making anything happen with no money. It's a long hard climb to a life worth living and most of us aren't going to make it.


 No.125084

>worth living

Highly debatable if you've ever been a wagie for any decent length of time, either way you swing it there is no avoiding a shit life


 No.125085

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>>125042

>>125049

VN please, open your 4k+ thicc girl folder, fap, then talk about something a lot less-cucked. ALL niggers must fucking hang (or at least be deported)


 No.125086

>>125075

pancakes are GOAT, I'm loving fruit and vege smoothies for breakfast atm - Would recommend to any NEET after a healthy and fast to prepare snack


 No.125087

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>>125050

A nice nigger is an oxymoron


 No.125088>>125089

>>125058

My first ever crush on a girl happened in Grade 7 with a girl also named Amy. She didn't dance with me at our disco though…

Contacted/stalked her on FB last year, confessed the above and she promptly blocked me.

>>125083

F'n hilarious


 No.125089

>>125088

Shit me too. Turns out she thought we were cousins and was pretty confused and mad when I said I liked her. I wonder what shes doing now.


 No.125090

>>125066

I've never shat myself while sleeping

>>125073

>>125077

Oh dear, another victim of Mr. Murphy

>>125080

The difference is that NEET is lying face-first in bed or maybe on the floor of his room as opposed to a random street


 No.125091>>125093 >>125096

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>>124496 (OP)

Just had a thumb packed beug


 No.125092

>>125083

Dan murphy's vouchers? I think they've got me there


 No.125093

>>125091

Nigger


 No.125094>>125112

A bit hungover, now time to fap like I usually do when I'm hungover


 No.125096

>>125091

how do you pronounce beug? never heard of that before


 No.125097>>125100 >>125102 >>125106

Didn't end up raping anyone last night, should be plenty of drunk stacys out tonight thou. Better Polish up my rape kit.


 No.125100>>125104

>>125097

Rape is wrong. Don't be a nigger.


 No.125101>>125102 >>125103 >>125108

>>124496 (OP)

I feel fucked today. Not going to drink for a while.


 No.125102>>125117

>>125097

Honestly, why not? Find someone stumbling out of the CBD, offer her a lift in exchange for sexual services. Sounds like a fair trade to me

>>125101

>a while

How many hours will that be? After a big night - and assuming you're not violently vomiting - the best thing to do is slowly re-introduce alcohol into your bloodstream. This post was paid-for by Endeavour Dinks


 No.125103

>>125101

Dan is calling your name


 No.125104

>>125100

That's called bestiality not rape


 No.125105>>125107

Mummy said I can get a new game but only if I finish potty training, looks like no more nappies for this big neet


 No.125106

>>125097

Stop attracting ACA retard


 No.125107

>>125105

> but only if I finish potty training, looks like no more nappies for this big neet

Stop shitposting


 No.125108

>>125101

Yeah same.


 No.125109>>125110 >>125128

File (hide): 1c1bcd1d6441257⋯.jpg (32.33 KB, 480x267, 160:89, images (8).jpg) (h) (u)

Sitting here in my comfy neet bed while laughing at pictures of homeless Indian people.

If reincarnation is real then Indians must have been Jews in their previous life.


 No.125110>>125128

>>125109

oh, so that's why the loos all believe in reincarnation


 No.125111

You neets should smell these farts im doing


 No.125112>>125113 >>125114

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>>125094

Just had my hangover-fap, found a nice vid on Pornhub of pic-related porn slut that was apparently mauled by a lemon shark whilst shooting a promo for a new porn site. Looked pretty fake to me.


 No.125113

>>125112

Better test that shark for std's


 No.125114

>>125112

I guess you could say she got

Eaten out


 No.125115>>125133

reee


 No.125116>>125118

>it's an "overhearing mummybot complaining about how she is never going to get grandkids" episode


 No.125117

>>125102

>going to jail for years in exchange for a terrible drunk blowey joey


 No.125118>>125119

>>125116

Oddly mine doesn't complain about that (in quantity compared to other whinging) that much. When she does she thinks I am "Too lazy" to get one, in reality I am a ugly sperg who has never had any success with (or really will in the future) with women. I have never had a gf and am a KV, and have abysmal social skills.


 No.125119>>125120

>>125118

Mine thinks i need to "come out of my shell"

A bit fucking late now tbh


 No.125120

>>125119

How late? I mean, how old are you? I am twenty and still kinda have some time, but the future doesn't look too optimistic.


 No.125121

Even if I had a gf i'd never let my mum near her


 No.125122

People who are born on the 29th of February are cucked by the leap year


 No.125125>>125178

Watching that show black mirror, surprisingly it's not shit


 No.125128>>125129

>>125109

>>125110

I read that's part of the reason why Indians and Muslims live in such shitty conditions.

Indians = Meh why better myself when to a certain extent the more I suffer now the less I'll suffer when I'm reincarnated as a rich celebrity

Muslims = This is all created by Allah, must be grateful, Allah rewards those that are patient

at least you have shitty neo-con christians and jews that are so self-interested they might create some innovation in their lives


 No.125129

>>125128

>Meh why better myself when to a certain extent the more I suffer now the less I'll suffer when I'm reincarnated as a rich celebrity

Shit this is exactly what I would think if I believed in their brand of reincarnation.


 No.125133

>>125115

reeeeeeeeee


 No.125134>>125135

Might turn in for the night. Nothing else is going on.


 No.125135>>125136 >>125137

>>125134

This place is always slow on weekends, I guess even NEETs need a break from doing nothing. Could really go for another Halal Snack Pack right now…


 No.125136>>125140

>>125135

everyone probably gets forced into looking busy while mummybot is home


 No.125137>>125138 >>125140

>>125135

I'm too busy fapping to post


 No.125138

>>125137

You have two hands for a reason


 No.125139

feeling horny mates. might be time for fap#2


 No.125140>>125141 >>125142

>>125136

Could be, some of you have it pretty hard in regards to mummybot relations

>>125137

Type using your nose

It's getting cold fellas, the sort of weather where a gf is most beneficial (for the hugs/keeping warm). Good thing my prolonged alcohol-abuse has killed my libido otherwise I'd be pretty upset about the aforementioned.


 No.125141>>125144

>>125140

>the sort of weather where a gf is most beneficial

Hey fuck off mate, don't ruin the night


 No.125142>>125144

>>125140

why would you need a gf when you have alcohol?

>helps you cook good food

>keeps you warm

>makes you feel less lonely

>costs less

>never leaves you

>never says no

>you can keep it in the closet when you don't want to look at it


 No.125144

>>125141

Sorry

>>125142

I have alcohol, my dick isn't small-enough to fuck a beer-bottle though.

>helps you cook good food

Really? I always end up eating cheap takeaway

>keeps you warm

Yes I love that feeling of fire in the belly after a shot of scotch

>makes you feel less lonely

Only when drunk

>Never leaves you

Have you never thrown up after a binge?

>Never says no

If your alcohol is talking to you then you need to see a psych

>You can keep it in the closet…

Maybe IDK as my room is closet-less


 No.125145>>125146 >>125148 >>125151 >>125174

File (hide): 091b4c5a69c249e⋯.jpg (1.45 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, HJ Vouchers Expire 26 June….jpg) (h) (u)

50% off pizzas at Dominos until May 10 (exclusions apply). Plus here's some Hungry Jack's vouchers, because why the fuck do you care about what goes into your body?


 No.125146>>125147

>>125145

if they're not free they're not for me


 No.125147>>125150

>>125146

You mean if they're not in a bin, they're not your thing?


 No.125148>>125152

>>125145

do i have to print these out or can I just show it to them on my phone?


 No.125149>>125153 >>125154

Been self concious about my clothes lately, I look like shit.

Might have to hit up target soon.


 No.125150

>>125147

I only accept legitimate free food, not trash free food. I have my pride.


 No.125151

>>125145

the two whoppers with cheese and some chips on the side is god tier


 No.125152

>>125148

You can just show them on the phone, seen people do it before


 No.125153

>>125149

I just hit the NEET weights and rock plain t shirt and plain jeans/shorts with nice shoes

no need for the trashy Stussy streetwear shit, I'd recommend buying shit from an online store with free returns too - they're the GOAT


 No.125154>>125155

>>125149

I look like shit in everything because I'm a fat piece of shit. It's much easier to just not go outside.


 No.125155>>125156 >>125160

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>>125154

>when all the online stores only go up to 3xl


 No.125156

>>125155

whoa there, I'm not that bad (anymore)


 No.125160

>>125155

Shop american my dude, their 3XL is like 6XL for us


 No.125161

>tfw 60 something kg


 No.125162

File (hide): c70575efbcd75ff⋯.png (36.17 KB, 1855x524, 1855:524, poem.png) (h) (u)

So why aren't you playing Dwarf Fortress yet?

What's that, you're not a high functioning autist?

…What are you even doing here then?


 No.125163>>125165

I'm off NEETs, starting to get tired

Really enjoying this cooler weather though, loving life right now


 No.125164>>125173

I hate the weekends. Wagies love them though, they get their little free time, while the NEETs are on equal footing with them. Wagies savor the moment while the NEETs resent it. Having to put up with more people out in public and mummybot makes me yearn for the weekdays when I will be free.


 No.125165

>>125163

Good night NEET. The weather is only going to get cooler with the impending arrival of winter.


 No.125167>>125168

I have the normie Mind without the social Normie mind FUKEN HELL


 No.125168

>>125167

That sounds intriguing. Can you explain more? Is it just like normie interests but not the social?


 No.125173

>>125164

You have an unhealthy obsession with your mother, just fuck her already


 No.125174

>>125145

I get 100% pizza when I shop at the dumpster


 No.125175>>125177 >>125184 >>125198

>Just jogged 3km without a break and I wonder why I'm still fat


 No.125177

>>125175

and here I was congratulating myself for eating a mandarin


 No.125178

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>>125125

Black Mirror is great but that San Junipero episode makes my heart hurt.

>you will never have a youthful relationship


 No.125179>>125180 >>125194

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Just out for an early morning rape


 No.125180>>125181

>>125179

Going to rape Chad while he's out on his Sunday fish are you?


 No.125181

>>125180

I'll stuff his ass full of burley


 No.125182>>125183 >>125185 >>125198

beautiful fucking sunny day today NEETs

feeling fresh

we're all going to make it


 No.125183

>>125182

>Sunny

REEEEEE


 No.125184

>>125175

eating right is half the challenge of weight loss but when you get it right you wonder why you haven't been doing it all this time


 No.125185>>125197 >>125200

>>125182

Now I don't have an excuse to put off mowing the lawn though


 No.125187>>125188

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 No.125188>>125189

>>125187

women were a mistake


 No.125189>>125190

>>125188

All women in general or just green ones with no nose ?


 No.125190>>125191

>>125189

All women

Including women (male)


 No.125191>>125192

>>125190

You mean Johns?


 No.125192>>125193

>>125191

I don't want to summon anything


 No.125193>>125196

>>125192

You have to say its name 3 times in front of a mirror while fingering your arsehole for that to work


 No.125194>>125195 >>125198

>>125179

Is cruising around and sitting in parking lots how escape mummybot on weekends ?


 No.125195>>125199

>>125194

I do it weekdays now to avoid wfd, mummy usually fucks off for the weekend


 No.125196

>>125193

And you have to be wearing a skirt


 No.125197>>125199

>>125185

Tip out the petrol


 No.125198

>>125194

Either that or he's LARPing as a wagie

Why oh why did I drink tonight's beer supply this morning?

>>125182

Tis a shame I wasted most of it being hungover/drunk and laying in bed. Did you step outside?

>>125175

Your metabolism is fucked or your intake of calories is more than what you expend. And don't forget that fat won't disappear instantaneously after an exercise sesh.


 No.125199>>125201

>>125195

>to avoid wfd

MAX goona suspend you

>>125197

sniff the petrol


 No.125200>>125204

>>125185

Claim the land belongs to the traditional owners so you have no right to mow it legally


 No.125201

>>125199

MAX wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the neet


 No.125202>>125203 >>125204 >>125206

Got a date tonight neetos, I'll let you know how bad it goes


 No.125203

>>125202

If it goes well you are not allowed back


 No.125204>>125205

>>125200

Nah just do what the boongs used to, burn it all down.

>>125202

Are you going to wear a bib in case you spill the spaghetti?

It's time for nap, then probably a trip to Dan's this evening.


 No.125205

>>125204

I'll wear a diaper so I don't have to bring my piss jug with me


 No.125206

>>125202

Good onya m8

Hope it goes good for you


 No.125207>>125208

Just had the best workout, nice and sunny outside

Finishing up with an icy cold shower to freshen up, currently sore as fuck sipping a smoothie which once done I'll be hitting the hay for a nice refreshing NEET nap for a few hours now that mummybots home


 No.125208>>125209 >>125224 >>125234

>>125207

Going to go for a big neetwalk down by the river, the weather is lovely in the west.


 No.125209>>125210

>>125208

I just hate the fucking mozzies


 No.125210>>125211 >>125234

>>125209

Yeah they get pretty fucking bad close to dusk.

Sipping on a monster, think it's the GOAT neet beverage.


 No.125211>>125212

>>125210

Those are more like a sugar bomb


 No.125212>>125213 >>125214

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>>125211

i-it's only 57 grams of sugar a can


 No.125213

>>125212

Jesus christ that's 14 teaspoons worth


 No.125214>>125216 >>125217 >>125220

>>125212

they're selling sugar free orange flavoured ones at my local coles now


 No.125216>>125217

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>>125214

I have tried the white sugar free ones and they are pretty decent. I will pick one up next time I'm at the shops.


 No.125217>>125218

>>125216

>>125214

It's still probably shit for you


 No.125218>>125219

>>125217

fetus juice will never be good for you


 No.125219

>>125218

Aboriginal fetus juice is pretty good


 No.125220

>>125214

I'm not sure if it was monster, but I tried an orange sugar free energy drink last week and it was fucking horrible


 No.125221>>125222 >>125223 >>125228

Most of those energy drinks are basically cordial with caffeine in aren't they ?


 No.125222

>>125221

And Jew jizz


 No.125223

>>125221

Yeah but it tastes better than cordial with coffee in it


 No.125224>>125230

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>>125208

Very comfy 10/10

Is it a grasslands area or more beach-y? If it connects to the ocean you could try fishing if you're into that, or just chill out as the water streams past

I discovered a little secret bush forest area near my place, makes for a good NEET picnic to just enjoy while I have a break from screen activities and to just unwind.


 No.125226


 No.125228

>>125221

I guess so. I haven't bought one in a while, but when I do I will get the sugar free ones.


 No.125230>>125231

>>125224

Won't be long before the normies find that spot or pajeet shits in it


 No.125231

>>125230

Implying Pajeets leave their apartment ridden inner city enclaves

Normies might know where it is but fuck if I care, I usually go on a weekday


 No.125232>>125233 >>125236

File (hide): 54385f9492d9f9f⋯.jpg (46.91 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, that feel x50.jpg) (h) (u)

Does it annoy anyone else that multiculturalism is going to result in a genocide of the white race?

I'm not even racist, I don't hate africans or arabs, I just don't want to be a minority in my own country. Look at the way minority races are treated by every non-western country. I don't think SJWs understand that we are literally the only culture that gives a fuck about racism.


 No.125233

>>125232

You'll always be around whites if you'd like anon, our society will just self-segregate even more than it already is - At least in the suburbs.


 No.125234

>>125210

You obviously don't drink alcohol, though any caffeinated beverage is good for the neet as it provides a boost of energy. And we all now how lazy the neet can be.

>>125208

I went for a late-arvo walk, had bats flying overhead and was relieved to get back home not covered in their shit.


 No.125235>>125237 >>125244 >>125246 >>125248

Just threw a jumper on lads, love this time of the year. Anyone got anything exciting planned for this week? I'm considering seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2 at a cinema, but other than that I'll just be chilling at the library most days. I should also buy a quality thermos to take home-made coffee so I'm not spending $40 per fortnight on take-away brews.


 No.125236

>>125232

>Does it annoy anyone else that multiculturalism is going to result in a genocide of the white race?

yeah because white people are pretty cool


 No.125237>>125239 >>125243 >>125248

>>125235

Just trying to eat big and break some plateaus with lifting

Borrowed some books from the library a few weeks ago actually, thanks for the reminder - will be getting back into them

Apart from that just enjoying some NEETwalks when it's still sunny out and hopefully doing some Gumtree sales, posted 11 ads up this morning.

What about you boys?


 No.125238>>125240 >>125801

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>>124496 (OP)

Forgot dans closes early today. Really had to put my foot down to get to bws in time.


 No.125239

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125237

lurking the french-gook connection thread on /pol/ and dealing with a tension headache with this in the background


 No.125240>>125241 >>125242

>>125238

Sounds like it could have potentially been a boring night for you, what did you get?

>tfw only $2 left until midnight tonight


 No.125241>>125247

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>>125240

I got a bottle stolichnaya vodka. Got paid last night so treated myself again.

Sitting in my car feeling like shit. Told my sister I was going to the gym because I don't want her to know I'm drinking regularly again.


 No.125242>>125247

>>125240

How do you spend so much money? Doesn't it worry you, that you don't have a buffer zone? I always try and keep a few hundred in my account.


 No.125243>>125249

>>125237

Those halal snack packs are a pretty substantial meal, don't know why they're called a snack tbh. Good luck with your ads, what would you make if you sold all the 11 items?


 No.125244>>125260

>>125235

I went to the library last Friday so I probably won't go this week. Will have to venture out to buy mummybot a mothers day gift because I didn't bother to buy anything online and doing it now will be risky with shipping times.

The take away coffee jew is a dangerous one indeed. When I first started getting neetbux (never had a job so it was my first income) I'd spend like $20-30 a week on them. Nowadays I only ever buy one from servos where they are under two bucks.


 No.125246>>125250 >>125260

>>125235

I sometimes take the centrelink discount at the local cinemas, during the afternoon the entrance isn't manned so I walk in, take a seat, play on my phone and then walk through a few minutes later. The wagies can't shut this NEET down.


 No.125247

>>125241

Just don't drink and drive m8, there's no drink worth losing your licence/freedom over.

>>125242

Parents that never taught me how to save? Alcoholism and the money wasted on fast-food/whores when drunk?


 No.125248>>125260

>>125235

>>125237

This week I plan to take my car for a few drives to brush up on my skills before I get the confidence to attempt my driving test again. Have a psychiatrist appointment during the week.


 No.125249>>125260

>>125243

Probably like $180-$200ish, mainly just shit that should be thrown out but I'd prefer to find a home for elsewhere so someone else can use it


 No.125250>>125251 >>125252

>>125246

>I sometimes take the centrelink discount at the local cinemas,

What is this? Like a concession? I never heard of this before.


 No.125251

>>125250

The centrelink discount is theft. I sneak into the cinema when nobody is watching the entrance.


 No.125252>>125253 >>125260

>>125250

Not sure about cinemas but a lot of places give concession rates to people with health care cards. The bus and local sporting events are the main ones I know of.


 No.125253>>125254

>>125252

I take advantage of the discounted bus fare often.


 No.125254>>125255

>>125253

It's pretty great. The bus driver actually asked me to show my HCC last time though. Freaked me out because I wasn't sure if I bothered to put it in my wallet


 No.125255>>125258

>>125254

Sometimes they ask for it, other times they just take your word for it.


 No.125257

NEW THREAD

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>>125256

>>125256

>>125256

>>125256

>>125256


 No.125258

>>125255

Yeah they usually don't bother around here. I had one pajeet driver who would ask every single time though, I bet he got off on rejecting poorfags


 No.125260>>125261

>>125244

Muh local library sells fairly good freshly-brewed Joe with the money going to a local charity so I don't mind giving muh bux to them as opposed to say The Coffee House or another franchise.

>>125246

But aren't you afraid of the 15-year old employee shining his flashlight into your face and demanding to see your ticket?

>>125248

Good luck with both of those

>>125249

Us NEETs can't afford to throw out $200, I hope you don't get screwed over too much (I've sold on Gumtree before, I know what it's like)

>>125252

>The bus

Not in QLD m80


 No.125261

>>125260

Nice, if my library did that I'd probably buy one every few weeks too. I guess they don't because there's a cafe across the road though.


 No.125793>>125797

Can a leaf be /aus/?

posted wrong thread; original content


 No.125797

>>125793

Of course you fuckin' can't

Ya fuckin' carnt


 No.125801

>>125238

Why do people seem to like Andre the Giant? Why does he deserve to be liked simply because he's huge? Really weird. People have an automatic respect for tall people.


 No.127851

W43r3 ar3 t43 8r1$8@n3 n00dz

I am well stocked in catalogues of my own ex gf's

p.s. for the autistic who could not decipher

W (- 7 here) A (-8 re) T (-9 he) Br (-10 is bane) N (11- ud - es) @

( re 77 mo 77 ve 77 9 all numerological and gramatical values (anything non alphabetic) * H i n t* - remove them


 No.128514

>>124788

go in the house. knock first obv. do it.




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