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On the previous episode: >>123608
Who was that fag shitting up the discord? Fuck I am longing for winter. So close now.
AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm
▶ No.124499>>124502 >>124504 >>124703
Who keeps outing our secret club in the aus/pol/ threads over in cuckchan?
▶ No.124500>>124507 >>124508
>>124495
https://archive.is/hq7dT
Centrelink cashless welfare trial may be expanded as Government prepares for May budget
By political reporter Dan Conifer
Posted yesterday at 7:41pm
Photo: Kununurra, in the East Kimberley, is one of the current trial sites (ABC News: Erin Parke)
The Federal Government is giving its strongest indication yet that a Centrelink income management trial could be expanded to more communities.
Key points:
- Cashless debit card trial has been in place for two years in Ceduna and East Kimberley
- Several Liberal MPs have flagged their support for expanding the scheme, with Human Services Minister Alan Tudge saying it is under consideration
- National Congress of Australia's First Peoples say no proof cashless welfare works, the Greens want funding for Indigenous programs instead
The cashless debit card quarantines 80 per cent of welfare payments and cannot pay for liquor, gambling or be used to withdraw cash.
A growing number of Coalition MPs are calling for the announcement of more trial sites, saying it is needed to combat alcohol and drug problems in their regions.
Human Services Minister Alan Tudge said an expansion was being contemplated ahead of next month's budget.
"We just want to further consult with different regions in terms of their appetite for change, in terms of their appetite for having it introduced," he told the ABC.
"And then we'll consult obviously internally and assess whether or not we should be progressing further with it.
"We're contemplating it at the moment and we'll obviously let you know as soon as we've made any decision.
"We just haven't made that decision yet."
The compulsory scheme has been trialled for about a year in two areas with large Aboriginal populations --- Ceduna in South Australia and Western Australia's East Kimberley.
Ceduna MP pushes for more trials in small Indigenous towns
Federal Liberal MP Rowan Ramsey, who represents Ceduna, said welfare quarantining should be further rolled out.
"I find it difficult to envisage a community that it wouldn't work in," he said.
"It doesn't matter where you go, whether you go to Port Augusta or Adelaide or into the middle of Sydney." Mr Ramsay said one or two other communities in his electorate were "very interested" in the card.
He said future trials should occur in places where Indigenous people comprise a smaller proportion of the population "to prove it".
Photo: The cashless debit card quarantines 80 per cent of welfare payments and cannot be used for alcohol, gambling or cash. (ABC News: Nick Haggarty)
Western Australian Liberal MP Rick Wilson said many remote communities he represented were desperate for income management.
"We're hoping to see another 10 trial sites rolled out in this year's budget," he told the ABC.
"I have been in constant discussions with Alan Tudge … to get an assurance that Kalgoorlie will be strongly considered if that's the case."
Fellow WA Liberal Melissa Price has also championed the card but was recently forced to backtrack on the levels of support she claimed it enjoyed.
A government-funded report last month found a quarter of drinkers on the card reported consuming alcohol less often and about a third of gamblers had curbed the habit.
But the report showed one in two participants said their life was worse because of the card.
No proof concept works, Indigenous body argues Indigenous representative body National Congress of Australia's First Peoples said the two existing trials had not proven the concept worked.
"I think it is probably premature [to expand]" co-chairman Rod Little said.
"If you go in half-cocked to a program or a policy shift, when you don't have the full evidence, it then will lend itself to further problems and it will cost more socially and economically to the Government."
The Greens' Indigenous affairs spokeswoman Rachel Siewert said the card was a dud and funding should instead go to proven Indigenous programs.
"We want to see the money invested in measures that genuinely work," Senator Siewert said.
"Not in measures that the Government's got an ideological commitment to rather than measures that genuinely work."
Labor has consistently reserved judgment on the possibility of expansion until the final trial evaluation is released mid-year.
Labor frontbenchers Jenny Macklin and Linda Burney are this week speaking with residents in the East Kimberley towns of Kununurra and Wyndham about the cashless debit card.
"Labor doing the Government's job for them," Labor leader Bill Shorten said.
"I'm sure Jenny will pass on her findings to Alan Tudge, because he's too busy trying to save his own skin to worry about all these other important issues."
▶ No.124502
>>124499
Not sure. I don't really go to 4chan much, even then just lurking.
▶ No.124504
>>124499
They should have their tendies confiscated for that, bad form
▶ No.124506>>124510
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN HERE? YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES!
▶ No.124507
>>124500
It's gonna be the end of the world
▶ No.124508
>>124500
>"If you go in half-cocked to a program or a policy shift, when you don't have the full evidence, it then will lend itself to further problems and it will cost more socially and economically to the Government."
Ah, if only the dickheads at the top gave a quarter of a shit. But beyond the rural Aborigine communities it works in for less than half of the respondents surveyed, I doubt the larger Australian public would just let that measure slide through. I fucking hope anyway.
▶ No.124509>>124512
Soon we'll all be living like boongs
▶ No.124510>>124518
>>124506
That guy has horrible teeth.
▶ No.124512>>124513 >>124514 >>124515
>>124509
i wouldn't mind a free house, car and job where i can piss around and not get fired
▶ No.124513
>>124512
ey budda givb uz a dollar for duh bus
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▶ No.124515
>>124512
Don't forget the children you can rape
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▶ No.124517
>>124516
>mummy ordered a pizza when she saw the dinner I made: reheated hash browns and week-old sausages
The NEET wins again
▶ No.124518
>>124510
He's also got horrible policy. Fuck that guy
▶ No.124519
>>124516
You should be eating the national dish of Australia
▶ No.124520>>124521 >>124523
>try to make a fake dating profile to send shitposts to women
>get banned while setting up a profile
Damn, guess I wasn't subtle enough or they ban anyone using the VPN I use.
▶ No.124521>>124522 >>124524 >>124705
>>124520
i have a fake OKC profile that i mess around with sometimes. turns out people are insanely thirsty for the photo of a natural looking blonde teen i put on there.
>pic very related
▶ No.124522>>124525
>>124521
Interesting. It was OKC that I got banned from. To be fair though, I used a picture of Sam Hyde. I just figured they didn't check if profiles were fake until someone reported it.
▶ No.124523
>>124520
They figured out you weren't a second rate chad
▶ No.124524>>124525
>>124521
How many of them were pajeets?
▶ No.124525>>124526 >>124531 >>124534
>>124522
the girl i put on there is 15. still gets insane amounts of messages from men of all types and ages.
>>124524
20% pajeets but 80% whites. all pretty creepy tbh, it's weird how thirsty men are. sydney is the location i list
▶ No.124526
>>124525
to clarify, pic of a 15 year old girl but i list age as 18
▶ No.124528>>124529 >>124530
Might just go to bed early, just want this day to end
▶ No.124529>>124540
>>124528
Something happen or just plain ol depression?
▶ No.124530
>>124528
>go to sleep at around 12
>wake up around 4
>then shit sleep until 9
been like this for months. i miss the days when i slept like a log from 4am-2pm
▶ No.124531
>>124525
don't you have to be 18 for that site?
I feel like chris hansen will make a comeback
▶ No.124532>>124533
>tfw nyaa.se is kill
I thought my chink cartoons were safe from (((them))), I guess not
▶ No.124533>>124535 >>124537
>>124532
Naw fuck, how am I supposed to get my gook toons now?
▶ No.124534>>124536
>>124525
>sydney is the location i list
>desperation for 15 year olds
thats because 50% sydney is homosexual
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▶ No.124536
>>124534
They dress the girl up like a boy
▶ No.124537
>>124533
There are a few alternatives as that other anon said, I just downloaded the stuff directly from the HS website.
It's annoying though because now my rss downloader doesn't work and everything requires effort again.
▶ No.124538>>124539 >>124723
>>124535
You are shit out of luck for anything not on horriblesubs or on piratebay. AB disabled invites and bakabt has gone private.
▶ No.124539
>>124538
and bakabt deletes old accounts too, so unless you logged in recently you're fucked
▶ No.124540
>>124529
Just sick of being awake
▶ No.124542>>124543 >>124544
Fucking old games and their shit screen resolutions. 1024×768 is a shit, had to hack the game to get it into 720p and ironically looks better (supposed to be distorted, but things look better, more realistic) as the default game looked a bit stretched, strange.
Anyway after 2 hours of fucking around with OBS, will have a exciting retro racing game to play for my next (or after next) video.
t. Cheesecake
▶ No.124543>>124548
>>124542
Just don't leave us m8
▶ No.124544>>124545 >>124546 >>124547 >>124550
>>124542
>exciting retro racing game
Excite Bike? Anyway, I look forward to it. This thread is pretty quiet tonight. What's everyone up to? I did some shopping tonight, pretty much had no choice as I expended the bottle of JW Double Black I bought on Sunday so bought beer and wine, plus a few groceries. Almost broke now till next Monday. Oh yeah, currently listening to Vapor's 50 minute rant (I'm 12 minutes in).
▶ No.124545>>124549
>>124544
I'm fapping and feeling ashamed
>50 minute rant
I think that's called a spergout
▶ No.124546>>124549
>>124544
>What's everyone up to?
I'm rewatching Bakemonogatari. I need to fit the rant in some time, hopefully it doesn't get deleted like the spergouts of old.
▶ No.124547
>>124544
Well it's kind of retro, from 2002. It's a simulator, and it feels pretty old but was pretty advanced for its time, full weather effects, etc. Going to put in a lot of man hours brushing up my editing skills to make it more watchable, and have dusted off my G27 wheel to play it with.
I have set it to run on only one core, to give my c2d a bit of a break, other core will be used for video capture. This game came out around the P4 days, so can run fine on one core (in fact, it fucks up when you try and run it on 2).
> What's everyone up to?
I might get around to cooking my soup, got pre-occupied with this game, its pretty fun (for me anyway).
▶ No.124548
>>124543
I won't. These threads are too fulfilling, and the only social contact I get.
▶ No.124549>>124552
>>124545
Ashamed of fapping, or ashamed of what you're fapping to?
>>124546
Try this, https://www.ytddownloader.com/
▶ No.124550
>>124544
Just watching Chinese expat youtuber/vlogers, finding it pretty interesting since I didn't know much about china except internet censorship. Might play some more stalker later. Sister made a disgusting vegan curry but I ate it because I didn't want to be rude.
▶ No.124551>>124553
Just passed the halfway point of Vapor's rant. The bottle of wine I bought tonight is helping me get through it
▶ No.124552>>124556
>>124549
A little of both actually, Don't know what I'd do without my fap folder.
▶ No.124553>>124556
>>124551
Do you remember last year when fagneet got banned for posting a picture of himself in womens panties and made a yt video sperging about "not being gay" and calling everyone intolerant.
▶ No.124554>>124555 >>124556 >>124558 >>124559
anyone else just go to bed some nights and hope they slip peacefully away in the night? i find myself hoping it too often these days
▶ No.124555>>124559 >>124589
>>124554
No, I wish I wake up in a neet mansion with lots of money's
It will happen one day just like in those Disney films
▶ No.124556>>124560
>>124552
What are your fetishes?
>>124553
I remember the pics but not the vid as I missed a few that he deleted shortly after uploading them.
>>124554
I mostly go to bed wishing that I'll awake a non-jewish Mark Zuckerberg
▶ No.124557
40 minutes in and pretty sure I'm hearing the next Elliott Rodger
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▶ No.124559>>124561 >>124589
>>124554
yeah man, i recently had a hypnopompic dream Death came to me and i was going with him. i was like "fuck yeah!" but then i woke
>>124555 (checked)
would you let your fellow neatos live in your mansion?
▶ No.124560>>124562 >>124563
>>124556
Rape fetishism basically, bit of violence here and there.
I'll end up getting into snuff one day knowing my luck, thank God I don't have a gf or I'd be in prison by now
▶ No.124561
>>124559
Nah you niggers can live outside in a tent with your basics cards and eat out of my dumpster
▶ No.124562
>>124560
I was into rape as a teen. Used to fap to this website that had page after page of short, "rape-survivor" stories where they detailed their rapes. They were often pretty graphic. It was good.
Not into it any more.
▶ No.124563>>124567 >>124572 >>124589
>>124560
Some time ago in my late teens I'd drive around the neighborhood on weekends looking for lone drunken women that I planned on abducting then raping at home. I'd take with me a 'rape kit' that included things like rope and duct tape. Thank God for hookers or I just might be in prison now for serial rape.
>snuff films
That's a myth m9
▶ No.124564>>124565 >>124566 >>124569
Have a good week lads, really enjoying these cool winter morning sleep ins
▶ No.124565>>124566 >>124574
>>124564
What do you mix your goon with?
thinking about making the switch so I can stop spending half my bux on booze.
▶ No.124566>>124568
>>124564
It's still Autumn though. The pedestal fan may be off but I'm still in muh boxers and t-shirt atm.
>>124565
Not him but what's your poison?
▶ No.124567>>124570
>>124563
Rape was probably easier back then
▶ No.124568>>124570
>>124566
beer(works out cheaper per standard drink than liquor). Depends whats on special at dans but coopers green tops are probably my favourite. Go through about 3-4 cartons a week.
▶ No.124569
>>124564
That bitching better be buying the tendies
▶ No.124570>>124571
>>124567
Besides the ability to detect DNA, you're probably right as at that time there were no dash-cams or mobile phones (at least not what's known as a 'smart phone'). My chances of getting away with it back than were much higher than now
>>124568
>3-4 cartons a week
So approximately $150 per week? That's a lot of cheese, you obviously don't pay any rent. Just remember that you'll get drunk quicker with cask-wine than on beer which will inevitably turn you into a full-time non-functioning alcoholic
▶ No.124571
>>124570
It's easier to hide goon from mummy
▶ No.124572>>124575
>>124563
This post gave me a tinge of sheer rage. Just a split second of it, even though I'm usually okay with edginess (and I'm plenty edgy myself).
That's pretty funny though. I've walked round with a mask and gloves in the middle of the day just scoping out a house to rob. I couldn't psyche myself up to it and just abandoned the idea before eventually losing interest in the idea.
▶ No.124573
Feeling depressed, might make a 50-minute vid…
▶ No.124574>>124576
>>124565
Not him, but I drink it straight or mix it with soft drink
▶ No.124575>>124577 >>124580
>>124572
Why the rage? You think those lone drunken sluts deserve protection from lonely guys like me? You think I'm a bad guy because I wanted to 'invade' people as opposed to houses? You ever 'robbed a house' anyway? Or does that edge still a thought? I've already been done for B&E, plus 2 other times that I'm yet to be 'caught' over. Not happy or proud about that but it's something that's there and I won't hide from anymore.
▶ No.124576>>124581 >>124582
>>124574
Really don't understand the whole "mixing goon". I thought goon/wine was meant to be drunk 'as is'…?
▶ No.124577>>124578
>>124575
You sound like a genuine criminal. I've never committed any crime.
Who are you? Are you a named NEET? Sounds like you have some genuinely interesting stories to tell.
How serious were you about raping a girl? What caused you to break into homes? Did you have a tough childhood?
▶ No.124578>>124579 >>124583
>>124577
I'm currently preparing a 50-minute-vid that should explain everything…
▶ No.124579
>>124578
Alright, sounds good. I look forward to watching it.
▶ No.124580
>>124575
All whores belong to neets, we do what we want with them
▶ No.124581>>124582 >>124628
>>124576
Faggots mix goon, real men drink it like the boongs do
▶ No.124582>>124628
>>124581
:(
>>124576
Not all goon tastes good straight, if so then mixing time. I want to get pissed not swallow acidic petrol
▶ No.124583>>124628
>>124578
Where is the video?
▶ No.124584>>124585
Damn
Vaporneet deleted his youtube channel.
▶ No.124585
>>124584
Did he make another video?
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▶ No.124589>>124593 >>124611
>>124555
>No, I wish I wake up in a neet mansion
Im in a cozy 2br Neet Palace. All by myself. Its pretty lonely.
>>124559
>yeah man, i recently had a hypnopompic dream Death came to me and i was going with him. i was like "fuck yeah!" but then i woke
Thats a whole comedy standup bit right there.
>>124563
>>snuff films
>That's a myth m9
Lol. Theyre real.
▶ No.124590>>124591 >>124595 >>124598 >>124611 >>124690
*yaaaaaaaaawn*
Good morning neetcuck. Will you treat yourself to a champion's breakfast of tendies and go- oh, you need to report for Work for the Dole today? And you're not being compensated for your travel expenses? That's too bad.
Goldberg's given me the day off, paid of course. I think I'll use the free time to swing by the NEET palace and chill with the NEET's gf. We've become quite close and I guess you could say that we're meeting each others mutual obligation ;)
Gotta jet!
▶ No.124591
>>124590
FUCK OFF WAGIE REEEEEEEE
▶ No.124593>>124594
>>124589
>pretty lonely
What's lonely about walking around the house nude a yelling as loud as you want
▶ No.124594
>>124593
>What's lonely about walking around the house nude a yelling as loud as you want
To cold to be nude and no reason to yell.
▶ No.124595>>124597
>>124590
>implying any of us have gfs
>implying any of us do wfd
>rationalizing this hard
Stay ragie, wagie. Back to work tomorrow
▶ No.124596>>124611 >>124706
Gotta love getting these 3 times a week
▶ No.124597>>124604 >>124624 >>124628
>>124595
I'm a NEET, I just thought it would be funny to turn the neetpasta around.
What are you doing today?
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▶ No.124600>>124601 >>124602 >>124619
Got today's entertainments sorted
▶ No.124601>>124607
>>124600
Are they any good or just cheap?
▶ No.124602>>124608
>>124600
I thought it was red? What is the green version?
▶ No.124603>>124605 >>124619
Can somebody give me a tl;dw rundown of vaporneets sperg out? I'd watch it but he deleted it.
▶ No.124604>>124609 >>124619
>>124597
Not much, might go out to the shops to get some fresh air. Other than than that nothing really.
▶ No.124605>>124606 >>124614
>>124603
He was complaining for 50mins about people being hostile towards him and giving him boomer tier advice. Like the "sort yourself out" poster >>124355 , >>124358
▶ No.124606
>>124605
to be fair boomer advice is why the country is the way it is today
▶ No.124607
>>124601
Taste like vb, it;'s around 36 bucks for 30 cans. the normal hammer n tongs is $30 for 30 cans thou
▶ No.124608>>124612
>>124602
Green is the bitter version, it's not bad
▶ No.124609>>124612 >>124613 >>124616 >>124620 >>124622 >>124817
I need your cunts help: I have to hand in a uni assessment tomorrow and the quality is going to be shit-tier BUT I get an automatic 50% for attempting the questions. Two weeks ago I literally scribbled random words and shapes on my worksheet to get these default marks, promising myself I would catch up with the material and be able to hand in a respectable piece of work this week.
Because I'm a stupid lazy faggot NET I chose to procrastinate and I still haven't caught up with my work. I have another assessment due tomorrow and I need to build up the courage to hand in ANOTHER embarrassing piece of shit. I have a total mark of 98% in my other paper but only 56% in this one (because it actually requires work) and my average mark must be above 75%, so I cannot afford to forego the default marks for this assessment.
Please give me some encouragement, NEETs. This is going to be so embarrassing.
>>124604
How do ya spend your days, mostly? I waste so much time its unbelievable: YT videos, porn, reading motivational materials, gaming, making extra meals to procrastinate… I'm too old to be behaving like this.
▶ No.124610>>124615 >>124617 >>124620
Junkies were having a row across the road, it's a pretty good spergout
▶ No.124611>>124625
>>124586
Morning
>>124589
Sounds alright m8, got any pics of the inside? Have you ever considered getting a roommate (subletting)? BTW, snuff films don't exist.
>>124590
I kek'd
>>124596
You should make a complaint to police for harassment and/or stalking
▶ No.124612
>>124608
Yeah there is a red one too. I think the red is mid strength
>>124609
I don't know much about uni, so I am not really any of help. Good luck though m8.
>How do ya spend your days, mostly? I waste so much time its unbelievable: YT videos, porn, reading motivational materials, gaming, making extra meals to procrastinate… I'm too old to be behaving like this.
Similar. Just vidya, imageboards, and food.
▶ No.124613
>>124609
Close your browser and just work on it, it's the distractions that get you. You need a discipline
▶ No.124614
>>124605
Ah ok.
I hope somebody at least told him to stop being a degenerate drug user.
▶ No.124615>>124618
>>124610
Lol, is that the ones where the cops were there the other day?
▶ No.124616
>>124609
I'd help you but
>going to uni in the current year
▶ No.124617
>>124610
is she arguing with the crow?
▶ No.124618
>>124615
Yeh, they're hoot. Department of public housing keep sending me their cards asking em to call them to complain but it's too much fun to watch shit like this
▶ No.124619
>>124600
Nice one, that pic reminded me of this story https://thewest.com.au/news/wa/driver-used-seatbelt-for-beer-carton-not-children-ng-ya-316254
>>124604
If we all lived in the same town we could meet-up at shopping centers just to walk around like the geriatrics do
>>124603
It sounded like he's been spending way too much time on chans, which tbh isn't healthy for anyone. Think he mentioned that he might pop-up on discord/irc every now and then.
▶ No.124620>>124621
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>124609
>>124610
I liked your cheeky laugh at the 20-second mark. You've gotta love a domestic for the free entertainment value. You've mentioned these junkies before, how long have they been living there?
▶ No.124621>>124625
>>124620
About 6 months but shit has been heating up lately, the crack must be scarce
▶ No.124622>>124623 >>124632
>>124609
Sounds difficult. Just watch some anime instead
▶ No.124623>>124629
>>124622
>Just watch some anime instead
bakabt and nyaa are ded m8
▶ No.124624
>>124597
>I'm a NEET, I just thought it would be funny to turn the neetpasta around.
You need to watch a few comedy specials to find out what humor is.
▶ No.124625>>124632
>>124611
>Sounds alright m8, got any pics of the inside? Have you ever considered getting a roommate (subletting)? BTW, snuff films don't exist.
No pics, but its pretty big. Wouldnt want to share with anyone ever again. Except a gf. Last place I shared with a dude - he was a chronic alcoholic who though he was a bass player. Stupid cunt could play 3 notes and just kept playing the 3 notes in different order telling me they were all 'new songs'.
Yes, snuff films are very real.
>>124621
>About 6 months but shit has been heating up lately, the crack must be scarce
Sam as what happens next door when the bipolar chick cant get any weed.
▶ No.124626>>124627 >>124629 >>124630
Do any of you Neets here play guitar?
▶ No.124627>>124651
>>124626
yes, i play guitar in addtion to my other hobbies such as surfing and snowboarding
▶ No.124628>>124631
>>124581
I wouldn't go that far m8, not only do boongs drink it straight but also straight from the bag and in public too.
>>124582
So stop buying shit-tasting goon already. Stick with fruity lexia.
>>124583
Was being sarcastic, although I do want to make a vid (just not about my past criminal life). Someone has to fill the void left by VaporNEET.
>>124597
Drinking beer while comfily browsing the net from bed (thank the Lord-almighty for wireless mice and keyboards). Also day-dreaming of gainful employment (I know it's blasphemous but I'm sick of being a poor cunt). There's a mine about to re-open in QLD, might apply for a job there not that I have the slightest chance of getting a position as; >jobless for the past 5 years and >no mining experience.
▶ No.124629>>124651
>>124623
>not having a massive backlog
>>124626
I got a guitar 7 years ago but can't even play anything. I embody the neet spirit
▶ No.124630>>124633 >>124651
>>124626
I do, but I need new string because the old ones smell like cum
▶ No.124631>>124633
>>124628
>no mining experience
but you've been living in a cave and doing fuck all for the past five years
that's plenty experience
▶ No.124632>>124651
>>124622
>Implying he's not already doing that
>>124625
>Except a gf
I would say to only let the spare room to a qt female, but you might end up suffering the torture of hearing her get banged by chads every Fri/Sat night. Top kek on that 'bassist boozer', I'm a chronic alco that thinks he's a guitarist. Fancy letting that room to me? And no, snuff films aren't real.
▶ No.124633>>124634 >>124635
>>124630
Stop fucking your guitar!!! Is your pee-pee so small that it fits into the output jack?
>>124631
A literal cave would be nice to live in, me thinks. Nice and cool, just like the Taliban do. And it would be sweet if I could grow a decent Taliban-tier beard as well…
▶ No.124634
>>124633
Nah, my old esp I had in high school my friend ran into my room and locked the door and rubbed his dick on my fretboard to piss me off. I didn't play for a week
▶ No.124635>>124640
>>124633
dealing with mildew and carrion isn't worth it
▶ No.124637>>124638
>>124636
Mummybot gonna be pissed off
▶ No.124638>>124639
>>124637
Nah sisterbot is at work fortunately. If this was the weekend she would have found an excuse to knock on my door and wake me up at 8am.
▶ No.124639
>>124638
Sister bot is a thing now?
▶ No.124640>>124642 >>124659
>>124635
You talking bout the cave or the beard?
>>124636
Well good morning then, what do you have planned for breakfast?
>knock on my door and wake me up
When I lived with my older brother he'd do something similar, an early knock as he was about to leave for work while saying "Come on, it's time get up and do something". If only I'd listened to him, or rather if I had the ability to 'do something' with my life at the time I might not never have found this place. Have you ever raided your sister's panty-drawer for a sniff?
▶ No.124641>>124643
Having second thoughts on inviting prostitutes to my house
▶ No.124642>>124648
>>124640
My sister raids my panty drawer for a sniff
▶ No.124643>>124648
>>124641
Neets can't afford coke
▶ No.124644>>124645 >>124646 >>124688
Anyone here like to do dumb shit on those cam connection sites like omegle?
▶ No.124645>>124647
>>124644
Never used omegle, what sort of 'dumb shit' are you talking about?
▶ No.124646>>124647 >>124648
>>124644
I have been looking for a gf on omegle for years. Getting a girl to get lewd on there is quite a rush, very addictive.
▶ No.124647
>>124645
>>124646
You can try that website chatalternative.com
Few aussies on there, might even see me on there.
▶ No.124648>>124649
>>124646
>looking for years
You have very strong resolve
>>124643
Homebrand Cola all the way
>>124642
Does she prefer the 'cock' area or the 'arse' area of the undies?
▶ No.124649
>>124648
Usually both, have to pass it through her before I do my laundry
▶ No.124650
>tfw not making an acoustic folk album about australian neet life
▶ No.124651>>124652
>>124627
>yes, i play guitar in addtion to my other hobbies such as surfing and snowboarding
Ok, cool. Question follows.
>>124629
>I got a guitar 7 years ago but can't even play anything. I embody the neet spirit
Congrats. You are already more musical than 99 percent of the top 40.
>>124630
>I do, but I need new string because the old ones smell like cum
Boil them Net. If theyre steel string, boiling gets the jizz stains off.
>>124632
>>Except a gf
>I would say to only let the spare room to a qt female, but you might end up suffering the torture of hearing her get banged by chads every Fri/Sat night. Top kek on that 'bassist boozer', I'm a chronic alco that thinks he's a guitarist. Fancy letting that room to me? And no, snuff films aren't real.
Lol. Thats some funny shit. Will have to tell you Neets some stories about living with that guy. Maybe later. Snuff films - there are sex slaves, people get tortured and all kinds of sick shit in the world. Why would snuff be any different?
ok - Guitar Question. Have found some chords to Marleys 'Is this love' song, but there is a hiccup. The C#m or C#7 chord, 4th fret barre sounds a little off. Rest of the chords are good, but looking thru the different versions people have posted, I'm not convinced it right. A C#7 sounds good in the chorus alternating with a B7, but just not sure. Heres the link. click on versions to see what I mean. https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/b/bob_marley/is_this_love_ver2_crd.htm
▶ No.124652>>124655
>>124651
Yes there's plenty of gore vids out there, but an actual snuff film in the technical sense? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_film … No, no such thing exists, yet…
Why do you post such hurtful pictures?
▶ No.124653>>124654
Gonna (try to) withdraw a couple grand from Super for a Thailand sex holiday
▶ No.124654>>124660
>>124653
Transfer your super into mlc if you have any problems, that's what I did
▶ No.124655>>124660
>>124652
>Yes there's plenty of gore vids out there, but an actual snuff film in the technical sense? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_film … No, no such thing exists, yet…
>Why do you post such hurtful pictures?
Why on earth would you think snuff doesnt exist? Do you really think the elite psychopaths have some kind of moral red line they wont cross?
Why do I post pictures of girls Id like to bang? Because Id like to bang them.
▶ No.124656
>>124636
Don't worry, on the weekend since mummybot is around I get up at 2-5pm
▶ No.124658>>124660 >>124664
Anyone tried mixing flavored milk and goon?
▶ No.124659
>>124640
> Have you ever raided your sister's panty-drawer for a sniff?
No but I found her vibrator when I was looking for some headphones in her closet. Fapped with it to be honest, vibration on your balls feels great.
▶ No.124660>>124661 >>124665 >>124678
>>124654
Cheers m8, will do if ING deny my claim
>>124655
So what proof do you have that they do exist, other than your current conjecture? Do you really think that the FBI/NSA wouldn't know about such alleged material and that such info would've been released to the public?
>>124658
A perfect combo for morning-after spew sessions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQFmSOkFcc
▶ No.124661>>124663 >>124666
>>124660
>that link
think you just outed yourself as pedophile mate
▶ No.124662
Turns out VN sleeps during the day
▶ No.124663
>>124661
Nah, all I did was select the "Live" link on YouTube as I was looking for a news-stream but saw that and thought I should post it because the question that needs to be answered is why/who is streaming that sort of thing in the first place? Parents desperate for attention/fame/money?
▶ No.124664>>124680
>>124658
Man that really sounds like a bad mix
▶ No.124665>>124668
>>124660
If your super fund want to know about debts on the application form forget it, you can open an mlc acc, give them your tfn and tell them to consolidate your super (It's easy) then in a few days when your account is active just send in the form by mail (they ask you fuck all) and it's given to you.
I was with AON master trust and I wasted 4 months with these assholes trying to do it,
▶ No.124666>>124668
>>124661
Think I need to delete my history again
▶ No.124667>>124669 >>124670
No wonder he killed himself
▶ No.124668>>124671
>>124665
ING will want to know my debts/the reason why I want to withdraw money but I'll at least try to withdraw from them first before transferring my entire balance to a fund I've never been with. The application shouldn't take more than 2 weeks to be approved/denied. I'll go from there.
>>124666
Don't be so soft, that link is nothing compared to what else is on YT.
▶ No.124669
>>124667
>Oh wait she has breast cancer…
▶ No.124670
>>124667
Because he looked so similar to his wife?
▶ No.124671>>124673
>>124668
If they ask for anything else forget them, just go to MLC. They payout without a reason basically.
Maybe make an account just incase to speed things up for plan b
▶ No.124672>>124674 >>124681
What's a good throwaway email to use for discord?
▶ No.124673>>124675
>>124671
I'll wait for a possible ING-refusal before changing funds, appreciate your input though. I only have approx 5k and will be seeking half as that's the amount of my Cenno debt.
▶ No.124674>>124677
>>124672
iduckkids@pedonet.com
▶ No.124675>>124676
>>124673
Nah get it all man, the lower your super the more the jews take from it, any super fund you go with takes 2-300 shekels out for "life insurance" that they will never pay out.
Might as well go for the full payout man before they take it all, and don't forget come tax time you can claim all the taxed money back so hold on to the lump sum paper they give you when they approve it.
▶ No.124676>>124679
>>124675
Yeah why not? I'll see how it goes, if I can get 5K that would be literally twice as good as getting 2K
▶ No.124677
>>124674
STOP. PROJECTING
t. Varg
▶ No.124678>>124682
>>124660
>So what proof do you have that they do exist, other than your current conjecture? Do you really think that the FBI/NSA wouldn't know about such alleged material and that such info would've been released to the public?
Ok, we KNOW as fact that there are sickos out there raping and torturing infants and young children - do you really think they just stop there? lol Yes, Id imagine ALL info houses and authorities know about this stuff, but the freaks and murderers are just like pedo rings and big drug dealers - hard to catch. Or more likely - someone gave the word not to be investigated. Ever hear of Detreaux? Honestly, cannot understand why you think snuff would be a 'myth'. What reasoning do you have? Not having a go, just confused by your rationale.
▶ No.124679
>>124676
Might as well make it worth your while
▶ No.124680>>124684
>>124664
Hey, nothing good ever happened when people didn't experiment with retarded shit
Fuck I hope it ends wel
▶ No.124681>>124684
>>124672
Cock.li, free email
▶ No.124682>>124686 >>124759
>>124678
I just think that given the world we currently live in (Internet saturated) that a real snuff film wouldn't have surfaced. Plenty of execution/torture/child abuse vids out there but they aren't technically snuff films. I've been wanting to see such a thing since the days of Ogrish/Goregasm.
▶ No.124683
Also with cock.li, you can get a @8chan.co hostname, in addition to many others, free and doesn't require (((verification)))
▶ No.124684>>124685
>>124680
What flavour are you planning on mixing with?
>>124681
Couldn't be fucked with alternatives so just signed up another gmail account
▶ No.124685>>124691
>>124684
>What flavour are you planning on mixing with?
I think spearmint or banana will work
might work, this could either be really good, or really bad, will report
▶ No.124686>>124687 >>124691
>>124682
Snuff designed to make money, since you kill the victim it's probably not that profitable.
A good movie that goes into that is Hardcore, It's got the guy who plays raymonds dad from Everybody loves Raymond
▶ No.124687
>>124686
Ands it's made by the same guy who made Taxi driver
▶ No.124688>>124689
>>124644
Every time i try that some cunt points out a physical flaw i wasnt aware of.
▶ No.124689>>124692
>>124688
>Worrying about what people think of you
Are you even a neet?
▶ No.124690>>124694
>>124590
>Gotta jet!
I'll fucking kill you cunt.
▶ No.124691>>124693
>>124685
Keep a bucket nearby for tomorrow's inevitable spew-session.
>>124686
The profit is completely subject to the victim/s demise. I don't think you quite understand what was meant by a snuff film. Seeing someone beheaded by ISIS is not snuff.
▶ No.124692
>>124689
I thought being stupidly anxious and paranoid was neetesque behaviour
▶ No.124693>>124695 >>124759
>>124691
A snuff film is made for the consumer for profit, that's why people say they don't exist because selling videos of yourself killing a person would be very hard to do and get away with
▶ No.124694>>124696
>>124690
You need to calm down. lest Vapor NEET releases another 50-minute vid of our heinous behaviours
▶ No.124695>>124698 >>124699
>>124693
And yet so many pedos get caught selling OC vids of child abuse. Why aren't these alleged snuff-producers being caught? How about because they don't exist…? There are plenty of vids out there of people being killed, but nothing that constitutes a 'film'
▶ No.124696>>124697
>>124694
Let's stop giving him shit for that, he'll be back because most neets have no friends, after all he gave good posts and content and wasn't a thread wrecker like fagneet was.
This is from back when I think he got in trouble with his mum
▶ No.124697>>124700
>>124696
I was just being a smart-arse, I never had a problem with him and liked his vids. It's a shame he let certain people get to him, plus his family-issues.
▶ No.124698>>124701
>>124695
i think it'd be the same reason why epstein or the clintons aren't behind bars yet
if the normies caught on you'd see more arrests for snuff production on aca
▶ No.124699
>>124695
Because maybe some people don't get off to murder, I think If I really saw a real snuff film I wouldn't be into it. And if I watched CP I'd throw up just like in the old 4chan days
▶ No.124700>>124702
>>124697
We'll he'll be back, no one can resist the communal reeeing of neets
▶ No.124701>>124709 >>124759
>>124698
I'm not buying what you're selling. If someone as heinous as Peter Scully can be found out making vids of baby-torture then why aren't other more heinous people/vids being found out?
▶ No.124702
>>124700
He's already back on discord
▶ No.124703>>124704
>>124499
Me.
You mad? Gonna keep posting the pasta
In fact I'm about to post it right now
▶ No.124704
>>124703
>You mad? Gonna keep posting the pasta
?
▶ No.124705>>124710 >>124759
>>124521
You're just learning this… Now?
Since the 2013s women have been able to get sex any second of any day of their lives with virtually any man. I mean they could before that but Tinder just sped up the process to near-instant levels.
A woman can organize to get banged by 100 different men every night… Probably more. If a guy can bang even 1 new woman a week he's a true Chad.
▶ No.124706>>124708 >>124709
>>124596
>That grammar
Does MAX hire yr 12 dropouts?
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▶ No.124709
>>124701
he was outed by his ladyboyfriend for whatever reason but the only evidence against him so far seems to be speculation and a testimony from the ladyboy
https://archive.is/lK0wZ
if the other film makers were into ladyboys they'd probably be on the news as well
>>124706
i dropped out of hs and they put me on wfd which counts as employment by the abs so technically they do
▶ No.124710>>124715
>>124705
>since 2013
Getting sex as a woman has pretty much always been easy as fuck. The consequences are less now though
▶ No.124712>>124713 >>124714
You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't playing the GOAT game of all time.
▶ No.124713
>>124712
i'd be on the dsp if i could
▶ No.124714
>>124712
Reading is for nerds
▶ No.124715>>124716
>>124710
Except with so many niggers in the country were due for an AIDS epidemic, fags will amplify this
▶ No.124716
>>124715
Never been a better time to be a kissless virgin
▶ No.124719>>124720 >>124721 >>124725 >>124732 >>124759 >>124765
I am Skint until saturday, my sister wouldn't give me a few dollars to get some milk for coffee and tea.
▶ No.124720
>>124719
No worries, just go through your local dumpster. Might find an old carton of milk
▶ No.124721
>>124719
sell her pantsu on the internet
▶ No.124723>>124724 >>124727
55chan, especially the /mu/ board is ridiculously comfy for such a shit-tier nation
Anyone here have annoying spic friend? I had to deal with a samba-spamming casanova during high school sport. He was cool, except he was also brown.
>>124538
distributed hash table, my dude
grab em while you can
▶ No.124724
>>124723
I have some indian negro mix friend, but he's basically a mega sperg with a job
▶ No.124725>>124730 >>124731
>>124719
tfw always got plenty of money.
▶ No.124727
>>124723
I don't think I've ever met a spic
▶ No.124732
>>124719
You're going to make it neet don't worry
▶ No.124733>>124734 >>124735 >>124736
Who likes mi goreng noodles?
I love em
▶ No.124734>>124741 >>124765
>>124733
best thing to come out of indonesia
add fresh spring onion and crumbly coon cheese + meat of choice
▶ No.124735
>>124733
only instant noodles that don't taste like stock cubes
▶ No.124736>>124737
>>124733
They are good poverty food to be honest. Pack of mi goreng with a fried egg on top has kept me fed during some tough times.
▶ No.124737>>124738 >>124742 >>124775
>>124736
oats are my depression/poverty food of choice
tastes best with sustagen for the vitamin rush
▶ No.124738>>124742
>>124737
I always have a few bags of homebrand quick oats for such times aswell.
Little bit of peanut butter and a drizzle of honey goes a long way
▶ No.124739>>124740 >>124759 >>124771
how do i get the dsp?
will this be enough?
>anxiety
>depression
>bad back
>asthma
▶ No.124740>>124778
>>124739
It might be look up the impairment tables and self-assess yourself. You will need a doctor to write evidence too don't forget.
▶ No.124741
>>124734
I might have to give that a go, sounds nice
▶ No.124742>>124765
>>124738
>>124737
I blend oats, together with milk, banana and mango and make a breakfast drink. Perfect for the days you CBF chewing.
▶ No.124744>>124747 >>124749 >>124756 >>124765
>tfw I wake up feeling tired every day
>tfw I get even more tired when I remember all my duties and obligations
▶ No.124745>>124746 >>124749 >>124765 >>124775
Well shit I have a date this weekend, wonder when over dinner I should tell her that I'm a high tier neet that cheats wfd
▶ No.124746>>124748
▶ No.124747
>>124744
His song of the neet plays on
▶ No.124748
>>124746
Not my fault I'm semi good looking
▶ No.124749>>124751
>>124745
How didyou get a date?
>>124744
I didn't sleep
▶ No.124750
▶ No.124751>>124752 >>124753
>>124749
I pulled some neet mogves on a local stay at the shops
▶ No.124752>>124754
▶ No.124753>>124755
>>124751
Hope you guys don't mind I invited some wacecucks to rock the thread
▶ No.124754
>>124752
The local girls, wasn't easy but I do it. Just talk to girls Al the shops
▶ No.124755
>>124753
>wacecucks
Brown people?
▶ No.124756>>124757
>>124744
that's what caffeine is for m8
▶ No.124757>>124758
>>124756
Or proper diet and exercise
▶ No.124758>>124764
>>124757
I exercise every day and my diet is okay, I'm just tired because I have no real reason to get out of bed. Studying, fapping, browsing chans, housework, looking for a job? Not exactly reasons to live.
tbh I don't get why people don't kill themselves more frequently, being a neet is bad enough but the wagecuck life is hell
▶ No.124759>>124761 >>124778
>>124682
>I just think that given the world we currently live in (Internet saturated) that a real snuff film wouldn't have surfaced. Plenty of execution/torture/child abuse vids out there but they aren't technically snuff films. I've been wanting to see such a thing since the days of Ogrish/Goregasm.
I can see your point. You believe that a snuff film or films would have been brought into the public spotlight in the age of information. And as no such films are really abounding, then that would mean they probably dont exist. I appreciate that philosophy. Though saying that, and using deductive logic, it also backs up my view that 'just because you havnt seen it, doesnt mean it doesnt exist'. Personally, I find all the rekt stuff too gross. I dont even like horror films. I guess this topic could also be applied to UFOs and Aliens. But thats another whole kettle of ayy lmaos.
>>124693
>A snuff film is made for the consumer for profit, that's why people say they don't exist because selling videos of yourself killing a person would be very hard to do and get away with
Meanwhile pedos over the entire world are making gruesome films and getting away with it.
>>124701
>I'm not buying what you're selling. If someone as heinous as Peter Scully can be found out making vids of baby-torture then why aren't other more heinous people/vids being found out?
Easy- They are being found out and charged. Its just that they dont want to scare the public. Could you image the authorities admitting it goes on? There would be chaos. Plus, many of the freaks involved are from the higher echelons of society, and use their power to keep things quiet so they can continue their deranged activities.
Ok, dropping the snuff talk.
Met a short Milf today on walk to shops. She had 2 pigtails with pepper grey hair. Pretty hot. Think shes maybe mid 30s. Will try to get her number if I see her again.
>>124705
>Since the 2013s women have been able to get sex any second of any day of their lives with virtually any man. I mean they could before that but Tinder just sped up the process to near-instant levels.
Truthful and horrifying at the same time.
>>124719
>I am Skint until saturday, my sister wouldn't give me a few dollars to get some milk for coffee and tea.
Show us her pic. I'll bang the skint out of her for you.
>>124739
>how do i get the dsp?
>will this be enough?
>>anxiety
>>depression
>>bad back
>>asthma
Nope. Youre last in line in the Disability Olympics.
▶ No.124761>>124762 >>124766
>>124759
>Meanwhile pedos over the entire world are making gruesome films and getting away with it.
I guess it's because hiding someone completely disappearing is a lot easier than hiding that a child has been abused. It seems like the cops are getting better at finding the pedos though, which is good.
▶ No.124762
>>124761
I meant to say a lot harder. Just fuck my shit up.
▶ No.124763
>>124760
>implying any of us have ever done our best in anything
▶ No.124764
>>124758
Welcome to 2017 anon, this is no way for a human being to live
▶ No.124765>>124767
>>124719
Hit up your local Salvation Army for $20, no questions asked and you don't have to pay it back.
>>124734
I've never added cheese of any sort, might give it a try next time though I'd rather not be buying halal-certified products anymore. Leftover roast chook from Woolies is my 'meat of choice'.
>>124742
>CBF chewing
Now that's a high level of lazy
>>124744
Try some B-vitamin supplements or get more iron into your diet
>>124745
Found yourself another neurosurgeon ay?
>tfw not a virgin but never been on a date
▶ No.124766
>>124761
>It seems like the cops are getting better at finding the pedos though
they only need to look down the hall from their desks
▶ No.124767>>124769
>>124765
>Hit up your local Salvation Army for $20, no questions asked and you don't have to pay it back.
So a person could walk in and request it, just like that?
▶ No.124768>>124770 >>124811
An emergency meeting was called at Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty is dead m89s, you heard it here first.
▶ No.124769
▶ No.124770>>124772
>>124768
>An emergency meeting was called at Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty is dead m89s, you heard it here first.
The Queen herself called the meeting - Prince Phillip died, not her. You heard it here first Neets.
▶ No.124771>>124778
>>124739
Well if you're so retarded you cant use google then i'd say so.
▶ No.124772>>124774
>>124770
You are SUCH a liar, it was the Queen's corgis that called the meeting after The Help refused to give them an extra Schmacko. This has been an /aus news exclusive.
▶ No.124773>>124780 >>124791
COMING THIS JUNE
"He finally met the girl of his dreams… too bad her father's a neetmare"
A long-term centrelink beneficiary plans to ask his live-in girl friend to marry him. However, he learns that her strict father expects to be asked for his daughter's hand before she can accept. Thus begins the visit from Hell as the two travel to meet Mom and Dad, who turns out to be former MAX with a lie detector in the basement. Coincidentally, a sister also has announced her wedding to a young doctor named Pajeet. Of course everything that can go wrong, does, including the disappearance of Dad's coveted cheesecake.
▶ No.124774
>>124772
You have absolutely no idea. The meeting was to discuss intelligence complicating Mossad in Princess Diana's death.
▶ No.124775
>>124745
She'll choke on the tendies you cooked, maybe you should wait till after you've boinked her
>>124737
Oats will be my go-to food for brekky/late-night snack during Winter.
▶ No.124776>>124777 >>124779 >>124783
Neet Greek Tragedy?
Ok, looked on JewBook this morning.
Am one of the bona fide, card-carrying Autismos here.
See Stepfathers post on someone blocking him, one of his 'friends' because of something? Just quickly glossed over it. Saw 'suicidal' in the body of text. Kept reading news.
Went to Sperg Employment Place.
Had a nice chat.
Did shopping.
Stepfathers car still in driveway at 11am.
Strange. He ALLWAYS goes out around 11 am. Look through window - tv isnt on. No movement. Tv is ALLWAYS on after 10 am.
Its now 2.38 or something.
Car hasnt moved all day.
Too scared to go over there and open door as I have keys.
Consider waiting until Monday to go over and check.
Dont think I could cope with that kind of shit before the weekend.
Maybe after.
What Do Neets???
▶ No.124777>>124781
>>124776
go over, take pics and post them here
▶ No.124778
>>124740
>>124759
>>124771
doesn't this line here mean we should all be on the dsp?
39
THIRTY
Serious psychiatric illness with major impairments in several areas, such as work,
interpersonal relations, judgement, thinking, or mood (eg. depressed person avoids friends,
neglects family, unable to do housework), OR some impairment in reality testing or
communication (eg. speech is at times obscure, illo
gical or irrelevant).
▶ No.124779>>124781
>>124776
>re-read chadbook thing
>go back and knock on door
>no response; open door and investigate
>if response; have a yak
▶ No.124780
>>124773
Keeeeeeek, there were a lot of Jews in that film
▶ No.124781>>124782 >>124786
>>124777
>go over, take pics and post them here
Unable to Neet. I really, really dont want to find out. Seriously. If he did do something - I dont know what the fuck would happen to me. I know theres a 200k inheritance cheque, but those things can take years to process. If he isnt moving around by monday, will be taking Ipad video then.
>>124779
>>re-read chadbook thing
>>go back and knock on door
>>no response; open door and investigate
>>if response; have a yak
Anxiety stops me from doing that. I would freak the fuck out if I found him dead. Like seriously.
From here to Monday is around 4 days away. Will have to build courage up over those days.
▶ No.124782>>124785
>>124781
dude, go over and have a look, that is grounds for PTSD and other shit which will make you a shoe in for disability
it's a fucking gift
▶ No.124783>>124785
>>124776
If he's dead you can fuck the corpse
▶ No.124784
I found a dead body once.
It was an eager looking corpse down by the train tracks and it was just begging for dick
I started fucking it but then I think I shattered it's hip Bone and it cut my dick, now I've got a yellow looking rash on my cock
▶ No.124785>>124787
>>124782
>dude, go over and have a look, that is grounds for PTSD and other shit which will make you a shoe in for disability
>it's a fucking gift
Dude, I watched my mother die - they didnt give a shit about that. Already have PTSD and nightmares.
But thanks for the suggestion. Maybe this will tip me over the edge.
>>124783
>If he's dead you can fuck the corpse
I dont know what to say M8. But no.
▶ No.124786>>124788
>>124781
>Will have to build courage up over those days.
Tell yourself it's now or never.
Sounds like freaking out is the least of your worries. The best thing that could happen is if you caught him in the middle of contemplating suicide and stopped him. The worst thing would be losing that chance.
▶ No.124787
▶ No.124788>>124797 >>128514
>>124786
>Tell yourself it's now or never.
I'm Autismo. That shit doesnt work.
But appreciate the thought.
His bin is still out - no TV sounds coming out of house. Wood door is always open with screen door shut. No doors open.
He ALLWAYS goes out 2 times a day, once at 11 and again at 2 or so to shop.
Nada - nothing.
Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.
▶ No.124789
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest neet of them all?
▶ No.124792>>124793
If the Queen is dead, I am betting the Australian media are going to shit all over her, because she's "no longer relevant to our diverse culture", she had "white privilege" and a host of other bullshit, and it's not that I give a fuck about the Queen, but her death will be used to attack us. They will ruin what will be a momentous occasion and once in a life time opportunity to see the funeral by politicising it.
Guarantee it.
▶ No.124793>>124794 >>124795
>>124792
Prince harrys already fucking a nigger
▶ No.124794>>124802
>>124793
she looks pretty hot to me
▶ No.124795>>124796 >>124802
>>124793
>Prince harrys already fucking a nigger
True, but shes a hot as fuck halfbreed.
▶ No.124796>>124798
▶ No.124797>>124799
>>124788
>Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.
Just remember the quicker you check up on him the less you'll worry.
▶ No.124798>>124800
>>124796
>Go way jew
Shut it Goyim.
▶ No.124799>>124801 >>124803
>>124797
>>Pretty sure Im going to wait until nightime to see if the TV light is on.
>Just remember the quicker you check up on him the less you'll worry.
Crisis Averted - just saw him.
▶ No.124800
>>124798
What breed of bitch is that dog?
▶ No.124801
>>124799
Did he have a big dick?
▶ No.124802>>124804 >>124807
>>124794
>>124795
Race trader scum
▶ No.124803>>124807
>>124799
>just saw him
Or was it a skinwalker?
▶ No.124804>>124815
>>124802
muh dick wants what muh dick wants
▶ No.124807>>124815
>>124802
>Race trader scum
Only a closet gay would turn down that ass.
>>124803
>Or was it a skinwalker?
Looked like a SkinWalker now that you mention it.
▶ No.124809
Doing some awesome farts right now
▶ No.124811
▶ No.124812>>124824
>>124805
I guess Merkel declared anime to be haram
▶ No.124813
▶ No.124814
Site finally working again
▶ No.124815
>>124807
>>124804
>muh dick posting
You're worse than niggers.
▶ No.124817>>124818 >>124886 >>124888
>>124609
How'd you go m8, did you hand your assignment in?
Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up. I managed to fix those withdrawal symptoms with a slow and steady re-introduction of beer. I really want to give it up, but it's not easy. How is everyone tonight?
▶ No.124818>>124820
>>124816
>>124817
hey i've just had moms spaghetti and gonna start drinking in a few hours
▶ No.124819>>124821 >>124869
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>124816
watching auspol tv
▶ No.124820>>124823
>>124818
mum*
What sort of spag bog? Just your traditional mince meat + jar sauce or was it fancier? You shouldn't drink mane, or you'll end up like me.
▶ No.124821>>124826
>>124819
The guy is a sociopath, what will he ever contribute to politics, of worth?
▶ No.124822
>>124816
Mindlessly browsing
Might watch some anime or something soon, pretty shit night tbh
▶ No.124823>>124834
>>124820
It was a home made one with sauce made from spices and tomato paste at home, nothing too fancy but it was good
i don't drink very often i can't afford to lol
▶ No.124824>>124825
>>124812
Anime turns you into a pedophile
▶ No.124825
>>124824
actually it turns you gay now, the loli phase was killed by the trap phase
▶ No.124826
>>124821
probably nothing but only time will tell
▶ No.124827>>124834
>>124816
Cooking some nuggets and tendies, with chips in the oven. Chips are cooking currently, and will have the with sour cream, and sweet chilli sauce, with chicken salt.
▶ No.124828>>124829 >>124839 >>124886
I'm cooking up some wild farts in my room, trapping them under the blanket so I can savor the flavour
▶ No.124829>>124835
>>124828
You're even worse than the shit poster
▶ No.124830>>124831 >>124832
Prince phillip will stand down from duties, no one died.
▶ No.124831
>>124830
Maybe he'll start posting here
▶ No.124832>>124833
>>124830
The Queen's past her prime anyway.
▶ No.124833
>>124832
At least she keeps quiet, once she dies we're going to have even more celebrity bullshit going on.
▶ No.124834>>124837 >>124838
>>124823
Your mum knows what she's doing. Some times mine makes spag-bog with chunks of steak instead of mince. What you drinking?
>>124827
>cooking
You mean heating. I noticed Maccas sells their loaded fries with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce. Is that a good combo? Never tried it.
▶ No.124835>>124836 >>124839 >>124840
>>124829
I got a poo soon, I can take a pic for you
▶ No.124836>>124839
>>124835
pic of it on a plate
CHEERS
▶ No.124837>>124840
>>124834
Maccas is for rich people, they don't throw any good stuff into their dumpsters anymore
▶ No.124838>>124840
>>124834
It is a good combo. Those two sauces (sweet chilli and sour cream) go very well together, even better with wedges.
▶ No.124840>>124842 >>124845
>>124835
I did 3 nasty shits today (no thanks to Dan's wares). The first was a real effort to get out - I pushed and pushed only for a few dry hard nuggets - which turned out to be the 'popping of the cork' as the next slimy shit came out very freely and a few hours later came the rotten slushy to end all poos. My God the smell! When I spread my cheeks in the shower to clean my ring-hole was a stinging something fierce.
>>124837
$3.50 for the smallest serve of Loaded Fries. I had the gravy which was pretty nice.
>>124838
Might try it tomorrow if I don't get a Halal Snack Pack that is. I was looking at the menu of muh local kebab shop the other night and it just said "Snack Pack" but no mention of a fried egg on top.
▶ No.124841>>124843 >>124844
>>124496 (OP)
Still got 9 hours before I usually feel tired enough to sleep. The days are getting long.
▶ No.124842
>>124840
That poo sounded sexual, having an angry fap to it right now
▶ No.124843>>124846
>>124841
I think if I ended up sitting next to her I'd have a cheeky under-clothes fap. Wouldn't you?
▶ No.124844>>124846
>>124841
what does mummybot think?
▶ No.124845>>124847
>>124840
> I don't get a Halal Snack Pack that is. I was looking at the menu of muh local kebab shop the other night and it just said "Snack Pack" but no mention of a fried egg on top.
Some shops don't do it, but its nice when they do. I recommend hot chilli and garlic sauce as the toppings.
▶ No.124846>>124847 >>124850
>>124844
she doesn't know thank god
>>124843
I would probably have a hands free cum just seeing that irl.
▶ No.124847>>124848 >>124850 >>124852
>>124845
That's the sauce combo I usually get with a kebab, I don't bother with extras though as they charge too much for em.
>>124846
Anyone else ever groped a grill/s? I used to do it quite regularly about 10 years ago.
▶ No.124848
>>124847
I grabbed a girls ass at a bar a few years ago and she just looked scared
▶ No.124850>>124851
>>124847
>>124846
You guys are that creepy looking guy on the bus aren't you?
▶ No.124851>>124853
>>124850
I once sat behind an asian on a bus while sniffing her hair, she eventually got up and moved seats.
▶ No.124852>>124857 >>124922
>>124847
>That's the sauce combo I usually get with a kebab, I don't bother with extras though as they charge too much for em.
Make sure (or ask them) to put the cheese between the meat and chips, it helps melt it. Also post a pic, would love to see it.
▶ No.124853>>124854 >>124857
>>124851
getting a whiff of girl hair is pretty great, almost makes me wish I knew that feel when yes gf
▶ No.124854>>124856
>>124853
You could smell a cat instead
▶ No.124855
Man these farts smell good, the air in my room must be toxic. Might have another fap
▶ No.124856
>>124854
My cat looks at me like I'm a complete sperg if I try that
▶ No.124857>>124858 >>124860
>>124852
>Implying I have that level of confidence
I'll ask for what is advertised, nothing more.
>>124853
Yeah it was nice, though I lost my wallet on that same bus on the same night. I guess you could call it karma
▶ No.124858
>>124857
Did the wallet fall out when you took your pants off for the rape?
▶ No.124859>>124861
Rape sure does sound good right about now
▶ No.124860
>>124857
>Yeah it was nice, though I lost my wallet on that same bus on the same night. I guess you could call it karma
Still a better use of money than camwhores
▶ No.124862>>124863 >>124865
About to eat chicken and watch Better Call Saul, then slep. I just fapped (>tfw no gf)
▶ No.124863
>>124862
Well you still have your porn
▶ No.124864>>124866 >>124870 >>124872 >>124886 >>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920
Down at the marina waiting for victims to stroll by
▶ No.124865>>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920
>>124862
what EP you up to? It's a really underrated show imo tbqh
Enjoying these cool nights, fuck I love sleeping and when you have a glass of water at your desk overnight and you wake up to have a sip and it's icy cold - Freezing cold outside and you just want to get cozy again
▶ No.124866>>124867 >>124868
>>124864
what are you going to do to them? o-o
▶ No.124867
>>124866
Rape em of course. Really need to shit though
▶ No.124868>>124879
>>124866
Show them the general
▶ No.124869
>>124819
daisy cousens is absolutely stunning
what a gorgeous little thing
▶ No.124870>>124871
>>124864
>tfw recognize that carpark
▶ No.124871
>>124870
You'll be hearing about it in the news tomorrow
▶ No.124872>>124878
▶ No.124873>>124874 >>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920
Just finished two lots of dishes, took the rubbish out, and my rubbish from my room.
On the topic of that: Instead of emptying and re-using the piss bottles, I just threw them in a garbage bag and into the bin. Would be funny someone digging up a landfill in 20 years time and finds an aged piss bottle.
▶ No.124874>>124875
>>124873
you should drink them
you piss guzzling slut
▶ No.124875>>124876
>>124874
I don't drink beer. :")
▶ No.124876>>124877
>>124875
you drink piss, you dirty little urine gargling whore
▶ No.124877
>>124876
I piss in the bottles, and I certainly do not drink them. Learn to comprehend.
▶ No.124878
>>124872
Yeh, I was listening to I love little girls
▶ No.124879
>>124868
>pssst, come here I wanna show you something on my phone
▶ No.124880>>124881
Is the girl neet still around?
▶ No.124881
▶ No.124882>>124883
Did a big poo poo and wiped my bum and got some poo on my hands so I washed it off with pee pee and didn't flush the toilet
▶ No.124883
>>124882
Are you a pajeet?
▶ No.124884
Leftypol didn't like my awesome thread
▶ No.124885>>124903
>>124496 (OP)
>it's a still up at 5:30 am episode
▶ No.124886>>124914 >>124916 >>124918 >>124920
>>124817
>Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up.
Havnt had a drink in maybe 5 years - a girl spiked my drink. Was so sick - incredibly sick, that I just cant look at alcohol. Which is sad because I really used to like a drink.
>>124828
>I'm cooking up some wild farts in my room, trapping them under the blanket so I can savor the flavour
Trap them in jars for future archaeologists m8.
>>124864
>Down at the marina waiting for victims to stroll by
If real, thats pretty damn creepy. Go have a hot bath, some tendies and watch a good movie instead.
▶ No.124887>>124894
Found this shit on pol. I'm still fucking amazed the lefties deny this shit. Most probably because they are lowIQ too.
>looks up average IQ per country
Ethiopia
>69
Democratic Republic of the Congo
>78
Libera
>68
Rwanda
>70
Niger
>69
Somalia
>68
the list goes on and on
oh and by the way an IQ under 70 is classed as mentally retarded
Another poster chimes in -
The iq threshold for retardation was dropped in 1973 from 85 to 70 because feels
▶ No.124888>>124889 >>124890 >>124893
Morning cunts, what's on today?
>>124817
>How'd you go m8, did you hand your assignment in?
I was too ashamed to show my face in that class so I missed the guaranteed 3% of my total mark for the course. I told myself I'd study especially hard over the next week to make it up, then did nothing for the next 24 hours but watch TV, browse chans and read some stuff I found on wizchan. I'll totally study today though.
>Woke up around 9am today with the post-alcohol-binge shakes and the urge to throw up
Time to quit the drinking, neetoid.
▶ No.124889>>124891
>>124888
Got a phone appointment with max, but other than that I'm a free man. Might have look around (online) for a mothers day gift
▶ No.124890>>124892 >>124896
>>124888
>
I was too ashamed to show my face in that class so I missed the guaranteed 3% of my total mark for the course. I told myself I'd study especially hard over the next week to make it up, then did nothing for the next 24 hours but watch TV, browse chans and read some stuff I found on wizchan. I'll totally study today though
The circle of neetlyf continues unimpeded
▶ No.124891
>>124889
kek, so the poor wagie at MAX has to wake up at 6AM, dress in uncomfortable office attire and drive through heavy traffic to sit under harsh halogen lights in a cubicle farm just to speak with a comfy NEET laying in bed in his pajamas.
I used to spend a decent chunk of my day calling contractors and it would piss me off when they'd pick up the phone yawning and obviously still laying in bed. By that time I'd been cucked by traffic for two hours, cucked by the road tolls for $20, cucked by my workplace for an hour or two and those cunts had just woken up.
▶ No.124892>>124896
>>124890
Tfw can't even use meme arrows correctly
▶ No.124893
>>124888
waiting for phonecalls, eating carbs and vidya/animes
▶ No.124894
>>124887
lefties deny things because if they didn't they'd be right leaning
▶ No.124896>>124897 >>124899
>>124890
>>124892
I'm going to start studying right now and I won't stop for three hours except for food breaks, drink breaks, TV breaks, fap breaks, snack breaks, youtube breaks and some light relaxation. Wish me luck.
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▶ No.124899
>>124896
Dont forget neet general checking breaks
▶ No.124900>>124901 >>124927
So couldn't find anyone to rape last night, might have better luck tonight
▶ No.124901>>124902
>>124900
Stop posting this shit here you fucking cuck, we're going to get raided and I can't afford a lawyer.
▶ No.124902
>>124901
When we go to prison I'm gonna rape the weakest neets here
▶ No.124903>>124904
>>124885
I fell asleep at 7 then was awoken by my sisters boyfriend playing videos on his phone loudly at 10. I was banking on having the flat free to sleep all day.
Fucking cunt.
▶ No.124904>>124906
>>124903
At least your not getting yelled at for staying up all night
▶ No.124906>>124908 >>124911
>>124904
A grown man being bullied by his mother over his sleep schedule. The worst part: I don't even need to make an effort to empathize because the same thing happens to me all the time.
What the fuck has become of us?
▶ No.124907>>124909 >>124910
It's 1400 and here I am drinking whiskey and watching AMV's.
The NEET life isn't perfect, but it sure is comfy.
▶ No.124908
>>124906
We don't wanna be wagecucks
▶ No.124909>>124913
>>124907
What animus have you been watching recently?
▶ No.124910>>124913
>>124907
But neet you could be doing so much with your life like working hard for minimum wage and supporting stacey while she fucks and smuggled cocaine out of Colombia
▶ No.124911
>>124906
>What the fuck has become of us?
I gave up years ago. I think only the genuine threat of homelessness or starvation could compel me to do anything. I am so apathetic.
▶ No.124913
>>124909
Rocket Girls, Nobunaga No Shinobi about to finish Air.
After that I'll watch the last OVA of Genocyber.
>>124910
Oh woe, only now do I understand what I have been missing out on.
▶ No.124914
>>124864
A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…
>>124865
Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.
>>124873
Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.
>>124886
>A girl spiked my drink
She must've really wanted to fuck you
▶ No.124915
Some posts just vanished?
▶ No.124916
>>124864
A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…
>>124865
Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.
>>124873
Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.
>>124886
>A girl spiked my drink
She must've really wanted to fuck you
▶ No.124918
>>124864
A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…
>>124865
Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.
>>124873
Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.
>>124886
>A girl spiked my drink
She must've really wanted to fuck you
▶ No.124920
>>124864
A bit of late-night 'fishing' ay…
>>124865
Ep 1 of 3rd season, though I didn't watch all of it last night so please don't spoil it if you've seen it.
>>124873
Unless those piss-bottles are made of adamantium they will get crushed in the garbage truck.
>>124886
>A girl spiked my drink
She must've really wanted to fuck you
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▶ No.124922>>124923 >>124926
>>124852
It was pretty damn tasty, got the mixed-meat with the hot-chili and garlic sauce combo. Only managed to eat half of it though. There was no cheese, does your kebab place put that on as standard or do you pay extra for it?
▶ No.124923
>>124922
Lot of jizz in that
▶ No.124925>>124959
>>124924
what the hell am I watching
▶ No.124926>>124959
>>124922
Some places put it on standard. Mine doesn't and is a dollar extra. How was the meat quality, and did the chips have seasoning? (Preferably chicken salt) Were they crispy?
▶ No.124927>>124929
>>124900
You are just joking right?
▶ No.124928
▶ No.124929>>124930
>>124927
Whats wrong with a bit of rape, I gotta compete with the abos and niggers these days thou
▶ No.124930>>124931 >>124945
▶ No.124931>>124934
>>124930
then why does feminism exist?
▶ No.124932>>124933 >>124936 >>124988
>tfw waiting for the bus in a poor area
Rip me neets
▶ No.124933
>>124932
I hate waiting at the bus and there's some dodgey looking person there and you just sit there in silence
▶ No.124934
▶ No.124935>>124937 >>124942
>>124496 (OP)
Just had a big cathartic cry.
▶ No.124936>>124938 >>124980
>>124932
I did that last week. Fucking terrifying. Are there any Africans/abos around?
▶ No.124937
>>124935
I haven't cried in a long time.
▶ No.124938>>124939
>>124936
Start lifting. Get some physical presence. If they sense you will put up a fight they usually won't fuck with you.
▶ No.124939>>124941
>>124938
Once I get more money I plan on joining the gym. Broke at the moment.
▶ No.124941
>>124939
gym is good for staying low weight too, makes us look less pathetic
▶ No.124942>>124943
>>124935
Is that like fapping for your eyes?
▶ No.124943
>>124942
Like a sad cum but you feel better rather than worse afterwards.
▶ No.124944>>124946 >>124948 >>124954
Anyone ever play the sims on ps2 or xbox, the story mode you basically start off as a neet
▶ No.124946>>124947
>>124944
I played that a shit ton as a kid. Mint game. You are forced to get a job or you can keep living off the wagies that you live with.
▶ No.124947
▶ No.124948
>>124944
I paid a hundred dollary doos for TS2 on xbox when it came out. Lots of good times with that game, even if it did pale in comparison to the pc version.
▶ No.124949>>124950 >>124952 >>124953 >>124955 >>124957 >>124964
Dropped in to nannas for a cuppa and she slipped me a 50 when I left.
Getting fucking drunk tonight.
▶ No.124950
>>124949
Getting drunk on NannaBux
▶ No.124952>>124953
>>124949
>tfw nanna still gives me her spare cash after all these years
Feels good man
▶ No.124953
>>124949
>>124952
based, hope you NEETs always return her calls and stay for a second cup of tea to make up for it
▶ No.124954
>>124944
Think I first played a Sims game on the SNES, but it was never my sort of game (too much thinking required).
▶ No.124955>>124956 >>125066
>>124949
God bless her, what you gonna buy? Get a goon for $12 and buy a Halal Snack Pack with the change (you don't have to eat it now but that sort of food is a god-send after a few hours of hard-boozing)
▶ No.124956>>124958 >>124961
>>124955
>>124955
I splurged and got a bottle of jamesons as well as 2l of coke zero to mix it with. Got a cheeseburger stunner from hjs on the way home.
Bit indulgent but I get paid tomorrow so I treated myself.
▶ No.124957>>124960 >>124961
>>124949
Your not telling us something, did you have to slip her something?
▶ No.124958>>124960 >>124961
>>124956
Make sure to send nana a dick pic when you get drunk
▶ No.124959>>124963
>>124924
Fancy flashing your tits at Sexpo of all places, I tell you these young folk today…
So how much did you spend on her?
>>124925
Numerous betas wasting their monies
>>124926
Next time I'll get the cheese as I'll definitely be buying it again. I'm also keen to try the Baklava, some sort of sweet pastry that maybe you've tried? I asked for plain salt on the chips, some were crispy even after sitting in the styrofoam box+plastic bag+10 minute car trip back home.
▶ No.124960
>>124957
just good grandson points
>>124958
I would have to post it
▶ No.124961>>124962
>>124956
Great choices. Did you eat the HJ's already? I prefer to get drunk on an empty stomach (you get drunk quicker and greasy food tastes so much better after a few hours of hard-boozing). Probably the only thing you're missing now is an IRL-friend to drink with.
>>124957
>>124958
Why must we assume that every NEET is also a degenerate?
▶ No.124962>>124965
>>124961
Yeah already had it. I like to eat something a bit before I drink, I find it helps me have longer sessions without ending up on the bathroomfloor with a headspin from hell.
>Probably the only thing you're missing now is an IRL-friend to drink with.
▶ No.124963
>>124959
Ask her if she accepts gbp's
▶ No.124964
>>124949
Should invite her over, you can drink goon out of glasses and everything
▶ No.124965>>124967
>>124962
Yeah a bit of food in the gullet can mean the difference between a comfy sleep-in the next day or a spew-sesh/shakes/DT's etc. But I'm hard core, my stomach lining is nothing but Dan Murphy catalogues. Hope I didn't upset you too much with talk of friends, it's been 5+ years since I've had any real meaningful contact with my peer-age group. My suffering is immense.
▶ No.124966>>124974 >>124976 >>125067
All neets are now under my control
▶ No.124967>>124969
>>124965
It's ok. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm in a facebook messenger group chat with some old friends but it's pretty dead most of the time. I moved for uni from my old hometown 5 years ago whilst they all stayed there. I have had increasingly less to do with them over time. I never made friends during my time at uni or during my time as NEET here. I see them about once a year now when I go visit my parents in my hometown. It's heartbreaking how much we have grown apart. They are all well adjusted adults now while I'm an infantalised manchild. Last time I saw them it was fairly awkward, you could feel how my life had turned out was the elephant in the room. I'm always hurt when my stalk my old best friend on fb or his gf's instagram and see he is in my city for some reason. My parents are friends with him so he is well aware of my failing mental health. We were once inseparable as teenagers and now he doesn't even have 30 mins to drop in for a cuppa.
I guess I should be thankful even if the relationships held together by stands. At least I have someone, lot you guys have it a lot worse.
Sorry about the blogpost. Jamesons is starting to hit me.
▶ No.124969
>>124967
Luckily most of my friends are bludgers
▶ No.124970>>124971 >>124972
Fuck me, NEETs, I applied for a job. 2 shifts per week, 4 hour shifts. Actually sounds like it would be some nice pocket money to supplement the dole.
▶ No.124971
>>124970
Sounds like a good idea
You'd still be a filthy wagie though
▶ No.124972>>124973
>>124970
>I applied for the job of Pajeet The Professional Street-Shitter, 2 shits per week, 4 hour shits. So much lovely poo not flowing down a loo
▶ No.124973>>124975
>>124972
I wonder if pajeet neets do shit for the dole
▶ No.124974
▶ No.124975
>>124973
They hook up a colostomy bag to his anus and farm the shit out of him for methane gas and fertiliser
▶ No.124977>>124979
>>124976
Supplementary credit at dans with the dole when?
▶ No.124978
>>124976
Dan the wicker man
▶ No.124979
>>124977
Next stimulus which will happen six months before the next election.
▶ No.124980>>124981
>>124936
Not today but there are a lot of abos in the area. Never seen an african around here though. Today it was just druggies and weirdos (to be fair this likely includes me)
▶ No.124981
>>124980
Although I did see a qt on the bus, she was going to the library too so she may have been 3d waifu material. I guess I'll never know now.
▶ No.124982>>124983 >>124985
How do I quote posts from different boards? Is that even possible?
▶ No.124983>>124984 >>124988
>>124982
>>>/boardx/postnumber
irc
test
>>>kpop/27533
▶ No.124984>>124986
▶ No.124985>>124988
>>124982
On 4ch you'd quote in this format
>>>/board/123123
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▶ No.124987>>124989 >>124991
>>124986
Nah it was just one of the boards at featured at the top of the page.
Not a kpop autist.
▶ No.124988>>124989
>>124932
Why aren't you making the most of the situation?
>>>/wx/1155
>>>/wx/1156
>>124983
>>124985
Cheers, wouldn't of had to ask for your advice if this useless site would've just posted the webm's I tried to upload.
▶ No.124989>>124993
>>124987
>>124988
I don't want the papers to run a "Local NEET is VERY bad boy" headline
▶ No.124991>>124994
>>124987
I'll be seeing a JP either tomorrow or Monday to finalise my super-withdrawal-request application. Cheap Asian pussy, here I come…
▶ No.124992>>124993
Max tried to call me, ignored em because i know they'll try to get me back into wfd
▶ No.124993>>124996
>>124989
Did I forget to mention that global fame is just an episode of ACA away…?
>>124992
Just now? It's pretty late even for them. Planning any trips to the marina tonight?
▶ No.124994>>124999
>>124991
>>124991
Asian hookers never look like their pictures. If I had the money I would go for a sex holiday to thailand.
▶ No.124995>>124998 >>125003
I saw a pair of pantsu just sitting in the bush near a path on my way home. Could have taken them home for a cheeky wank but it would be pretty embarrassing to get an STD as a virgin.
▶ No.124996>>124997 >>125003 >>125028
>>124993
Who the fuck watches tv anymore?
just outraged boomers and the middle aged I gues
I only watch the news tbh, internet covers the rest of my entertainment needs.
▶ No.124997>>125001
>>124996
I watch sports on tv sometimes. Usually only if I can't find an acestream though.
▶ No.124998>>125000
>>124995
I'm getting ptsd from that one time I fapped with sisterbots g-string.
▶ No.124999
>>124994
Yes it's true that a lot (if not all) of Asian prostitutes in /aus use fake pics, However, I'll be seeing the women IRL/before handing over muh hard-earned tax-payer dollars. So who wants to come with me?
▶ No.125000
>>124998
I remember stealing the neighbor girls g string when I was about 12. It was a pretty great day.
▶ No.125001>>125002
>>124997
What sports are you into?
I watch my afl team when i remember they are playing. Used to be hardcore soccer fan, would watch every single epl game for years but lost interest in the last six months. Kinda cool sbs got the rights to one epl game a week.
▶ No.125002>>125008
>>125001
AFL and F1 mainly recently, I grew up watching AFL (and playing before I became a friendless loser) and just never really stopped. I watch a fair bit of soccer too, but it's harder to keep up with the timezones.
▶ No.125003>>125004
>>124995
You made the right choice
>>124996
>Who the fuck watches TV anymore]
>I only watch the news tbh
I'll unplug the RF cable if and when I can get a decent-enough internet connection to reliably stream content. Ads really suck though, but it's not like they don't exist on the net.
▶ No.125004>>125005 >>125011
>>125003
>I'll unplug the RF cable if and when I can get a decent-enough internet connection to reliably stream content.
No NBN in your area yet?
▶ No.125005>>125006 >>125007 >>125011
>>125004
>tfw NBN but sister is too stingy to upgrade from the slowest TPG plan
▶ No.125006>>125010
>>125005
Change the plan yourself
▶ No.125007>>125010
>>125005
Can't you just offer to pay the bill?
▶ No.125008>>125009 >>125012 >>125069
>>125002
>F1
My nigger.
I never thought I'd be so happy to see Vettel winning again, but it's better than the three years of "Mercedes wins lol" we had.
▶ No.125009
>>125008
Yeah this season seems like the best in ages, shame about red bull being shit though
▶ No.125010
>>125006
>>125007
The account is in her name. Had several arguments about this, just ends up her claiming she would end up paying for it since I am so irresponsible with my leftover bux.
▶ No.125011>>125014
>>125004
Have been on the NBN (25MBps $69.99/mo TPG) since the start of 2017. I still get lag/buffer issues (nothing pisses me off more than when a loading YT vid auto-defaults to 144p) Although that might have something to do with the VPN-service (and dodgy WI-FI signals to muh room) I use.
>>125005
Take some advice from NEET-King and tell her that you won't rape her if she upgrades.
▶ No.125012>>125015
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>>125008
>mercedes
>lol
You got that right.
▶ No.125014>>125016 >>125018
>>125011
I have 100/40 TPG and don't have many issues apart from occasional dropouts. Can usually handle 2 or 3 streams at the same time.
It's pretty great after having "can't even watch twitch" internet for so long
▶ No.125015>>125017 >>125024 >>125069
>>125012
Here are my hopes for the rest of the year:
>Hamilton gets cucked by Bottas
>can't handle losing to two different team mates in two years
>gets assblasted, retires from motorsport and becomes a shitty rapper
▶ No.125016
>>125014
I shouldn't really complain as slow as this looks its fine for what I use the internet for. Only problem is can't stream in ultra hd and have to wait longer with torrents.
▶ No.125018>>125019
>>125014
My connection is only FTTN, so who knows the condition of the cables from that node to the house I live in? Pretty shit I'd imagine as this place is old. Plus I live in a regional town. I do get nice speeds when not using a VPN but I don't feel comfortable doing so. Fuck those metadata laws
▶ No.125019>>125020
>>125018
I only really use a VPN for downloading things. Although I also don't do anything except shitpost all day. I'm sure the cops don't need metadata to know who makes chan posts.
▶ No.125020>>125021 >>125022
>>125019
Did you not see the cheese pizza being posted on /b the other day…? I won't even click on a terror-related news article because of these laws
▶ No.125021>>125023
>>125020
I don't browse outside of a few select boards for that very reason. /b/ is shit anyway though
▶ No.125022>>125023 >>125025
>>125020
I'm not sure if you need to be that paranoid. Surely ASIO have some common sense to discern these kind of things.
▶ No.125023
>>125021
Wasn't that long ago that this board was being spammed with CP
>>125022
Depends how bored they are at any given time
▶ No.125024>>125027 >>125032
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>>125015
My eyes are on IRL Initial D.
▶ No.125025
>>125022
Maybe, but having things you can "technically" be arrested for if you piss off a cop is not a good thing.
▶ No.125026
I don't have the patience for F1. Much prefer drag-racing
▶ No.125027
>>125024
that was some good shit
▶ No.125028>>125030 >>125031
>>124996
a lot of poor people surprisingly, it's interesting as you'd think the ads would piss them off as they have no money and that they'd go out of their way to get free internet
▶ No.125029
>not watching 2 fit women hit a tiny yellow ball for an hour or two
▶ No.125030
>>125028
Poor people being bad with money is a pretty sad fact of life, it's why those dodgy as fuck "loan" and "rental" ads are so common now
▶ No.125031>>125035
>>125028
>free internet
You are comedian
▶ No.125032>>125033 >>125036 >>125038
>>125024
Damn, that was good racing.
It's a shame motorsports is an expensive hobby. You guys ever heard of 24 Hours of Lemons? You have to buy a car with $1000 or less, have a minimum of 5 drivers, then go racing for 24 hours straight and see whose piece of junk is still running at the end. Sounds like it would be fun as fuck, but I don't have any friends.
▶ No.125033>>125037
>>125032
We could make a neet team. Put "Sponsored by the Australian Taxpayer" on the side of the car.
▶ No.125035>>125067
>>125031
cheaper than the 50" LEDs, surround systems and Foxtel I see every 2nd person on Cenno has
Poor people love TV
▶ No.125036>>125037
>>125032
You sure you aren't confusing Lehman's with an episode of Top Gear?
▶ No.125037
>>125033
We need a NEET handy with a can of spray paint to do our livery.
>>125036
I'm sure.
https://24lemons.com.au/
▶ No.125038>>125039
>>125032
>It's a shame motorsports is an expensive hobby.
Mucking around in a car is still plenty fun, doesn't need a team and costs less. Taking corners fast, spinning in gravel, etc.
▶ No.125039
>>125038
Getting done by the cops becomes expensive pretty quickly.
▶ No.125040>>125041
Muh left hand has been swinging on muh dick for the last 1/2 hour but to no avail. Time for food and slep.
▶ No.125041>>125044
>>125040
You should know that the left never gets anything done
▶ No.125042>>125043 >>125045 >>125046 >>125052 >>125067 >>125085
anyone starting to hate africans a lot less than most other nonwhite races? the africans in my local community are pretty upstanding. they are generally conservative, church going, conscientious citizens.
the real problem is the yellow peril. they are insidious but they will be the death of us if we do not fight back against the asian menace
▶ No.125043>>125046
>>125042
the Africans around me are pretty good too, I think it's because they are the ones who actually qualify for legal immigration
▶ No.125045
▶ No.125046>>125047 >>125048 >>125049 >>125053
>>125042
>>125043
If they're Sudanese or Ethiopian expect them to be the absolute worst immigrants hands down you'll ever run into
The rest are fine though and always seem like pretty happy people
▶ No.125047>>125067
>>125046
I don't know enough about chocolate people to tell the difference tbh
▶ No.125048
>>125046
Somali*, not Ethiopians
▶ No.125049>>125050 >>125067 >>125085
>>125046
i dunno what the local niggers are here but they're honestly really good citizens. i feel like they're the kind of niggers these diversity advocates picture when they talk about diversity. they wear sort of weird african clothes and like dancing but they aren't criminal. they volunteer, they attend church in huge numbers, they mostly vote conservative.
tbh i reckon if we just picked the right africans we could go alright. these niggers even breed within their own community and don't go anywhere near white girls (or white boys) which i like too.
▶ No.125050>>125087
>>125049
Importing the nice africans so people warm up to the idea is how they trick you into accepting the normal africans
▶ No.125051>>125052
Denied my love of hiphop since 2013. Drunk and listening to nig albums I used to love. ambivalent
▶ No.125052
>>125051
>>125042
really makes u think
▶ No.125053>>125055 >>125057
>>125046
Apex internet defense reporting in to be honest
▶ No.125055
>>125053
Except Apex = Sudanese and Somali, the exact ones I was talking about being the absolute scum of the earth
▶ No.125056>>125058 >>125059 >>125068
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
anyone get incredibly sad/nostalgic feeling listening to closing time by semisonic?
just reminds me of what i could have been had things gone right. reminds me of the good times. dunno why.
▶ No.125057>>125060 >>125083
>>125053
Lots of songs give me the sad/nostalgic feels, especially a lot of tracks from primary/early high school in terms of reminding me of how much time has passed
Few tracks from 2014-2015 too for some reason, just has a certain "freshness" about the songs I listened to back then
Fuck I'm getting old boys, we need to make every day count
▶ No.125058>>125060 >>125088
>>125056
Yes
it was the one of the last songs they played at the year 7 disco. I danced with a girl called amy that whole night, she genuinely like me during that time.
▶ No.125059
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>>125056
I bonded with an emo/scene girl in year 8. We made out and she let me grope her during school camp that year. She dropped me hard later that year.
▶ No.125060>>125061
>>125058
fuck that sounds good. i went to a disco in year 4 and 5 but after that missed every one including all the end of year (and end of high school) formals. kinda sad but as a socially awkward kid it was always going to be that way i reckon.
>>125057
name some
▶ No.125061
>>125060
im into pretty esoteric shit, I don't think anyone would like it and I mean that in the least douchy way possible
▶ No.125066>>125090
>>124955
you're a madman
alcohol and halal snack pack are the two things you never mix, and not just for religious reasons
how many skidmarks do you have on your bedsheets?
▶ No.125067>>125070
>>124966
>trusting the liquid paddy
>>125035
tv makes poor people poor
>>125042
Nigerians can be good, because all the bad ones go straight to Souf Efrica for cartels
>>125047
facial structure
>>125049
they're probably crazy mormons on the inside, wait till they start sending you pamphlets
all the indonesians who converted in my area are sunday knockers
▶ No.125068
>>125056
Semisonic are great. Great track, Secret Smile is great too for feels.
▶ No.125069>>125071
>>125008
>>125015
This years title fight is so great to watch after years of knowing who is winning before the race, even if overtaking is a bit harder. Good to see there are other NEETs into F1.
▶ No.125070
>>125067
No such thing as a good nigger
▶ No.125071>>125072
>>125069
I like to race mummy bots instead
▶ No.125072
>>125071
Could get them to tow carts and race like the horses.
▶ No.125073>>125080 >>125090
Morning cunt s drunk in the goon already
▶ No.125074
▶ No.125075>>125086
Might cook some pancakes for brekky
▶ No.125077>>125090
Drujj ad fuck onntue goon NEETs, fuckef
▶ No.125078
Fucking Jim shilling the golden shower haha
▶ No.125080>>125090
>>125073
Drunk on days teet at this hour in the morning? The generals suffer more from alcohol abuse than the boongs do
▶ No.125082
>>125081
got some greasy shit from maccas and ate it the carpack in my car. Just had a violent yack at home.
▶ No.125083>>125088 >>125092 >>125226
Look what MAX sent me this morning, no shame at all.
>>125057
>Fuck I'm getting old boys, we need to make every day count
Yeah that's not going to happen as a financially cucked NEET. Good luck making anything happen with no money. It's a long hard climb to a life worth living and most of us aren't going to make it.
▶ No.125084
>worth living
Highly debatable if you've ever been a wagie for any decent length of time, either way you swing it there is no avoiding a shit life
▶ No.125085
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>>125042
>>125049
VN please, open your 4k+ thicc girl folder, fap, then talk about something a lot less-cucked. ALL niggers must fucking hang (or at least be deported)
▶ No.125086
>>125075
pancakes are GOAT, I'm loving fruit and vege smoothies for breakfast atm - Would recommend to any NEET after a healthy and fast to prepare snack
▶ No.125087
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>>125050
A nice nigger is an oxymoron
▶ No.125088>>125089
>>125058
My first ever crush on a girl happened in Grade 7 with a girl also named Amy. She didn't dance with me at our disco though…
…
Contacted/stalked her on FB last year, confessed the above and she promptly blocked me.
>>125083
F'n hilarious
▶ No.125089
>>125088
Shit me too. Turns out she thought we were cousins and was pretty confused and mad when I said I liked her. I wonder what shes doing now.
▶ No.125090
>>125066
I've never shat myself while sleeping
>>125073
>>125077
Oh dear, another victim of Mr. Murphy
>>125080
The difference is that NEET is lying face-first in bed or maybe on the floor of his room as opposed to a random street
▶ No.125091>>125093 >>125096
>>124496 (OP)
Just had a thumb packed beug
▶ No.125092
>>125083
Dan murphy's vouchers? I think they've got me there
▶ No.125093
▶ No.125094>>125112
A bit hungover, now time to fap like I usually do when I'm hungover
▶ No.125096
>>125091
how do you pronounce beug? never heard of that before
▶ No.125097>>125100 >>125102 >>125106
Didn't end up raping anyone last night, should be plenty of drunk stacys out tonight thou. Better Polish up my rape kit.
▶ No.125100>>125104
>>125097
Rape is wrong. Don't be a nigger.
▶ No.125101>>125102 >>125103 >>125108
>>124496 (OP)
I feel fucked today. Not going to drink for a while.
▶ No.125102>>125117
>>125097
Honestly, why not? Find someone stumbling out of the CBD, offer her a lift in exchange for sexual services. Sounds like a fair trade to me
>>125101
>a while
How many hours will that be? After a big night - and assuming you're not violently vomiting - the best thing to do is slowly re-introduce alcohol into your bloodstream. This post was paid-for by Endeavour Dinks
▶ No.125103
>>125101
Dan is calling your name
▶ No.125104
>>125100
That's called bestiality not rape
▶ No.125105>>125107
Mummy said I can get a new game but only if I finish potty training, looks like no more nappies for this big neet
▶ No.125106
>>125097
Stop attracting ACA retard
▶ No.125107
>>125105
> but only if I finish potty training, looks like no more nappies for this big neet
Stop shitposting
▶ No.125108
▶ No.125109>>125110 >>125128
Sitting here in my comfy neet bed while laughing at pictures of homeless Indian people.
If reincarnation is real then Indians must have been Jews in their previous life.
▶ No.125110>>125128
>>125109
oh, so that's why the loos all believe in reincarnation
▶ No.125111
You neets should smell these farts im doing
▶ No.125112>>125113 >>125114
>>125094
Just had my hangover-fap, found a nice vid on Pornhub of pic-related porn slut that was apparently mauled by a lemon shark whilst shooting a promo for a new porn site. Looked pretty fake to me.
▶ No.125113
>>125112
Better test that shark for std's
▶ No.125114
>>125112
I guess you could say she got
Eaten out
▶ No.125115>>125133
▶ No.125116>>125118
>it's an "overhearing mummybot complaining about how she is never going to get grandkids" episode
▶ No.125117
>>125102
>going to jail for years in exchange for a terrible drunk blowey joey
▶ No.125118>>125119
>>125116
Oddly mine doesn't complain about that (in quantity compared to other whinging) that much. When she does she thinks I am "Too lazy" to get one, in reality I am a ugly sperg who has never had any success with (or really will in the future) with women. I have never had a gf and am a KV, and have abysmal social skills.
▶ No.125119>>125120
>>125118
Mine thinks i need to "come out of my shell"
A bit fucking late now tbh
▶ No.125120
>>125119
How late? I mean, how old are you? I am twenty and still kinda have some time, but the future doesn't look too optimistic.
▶ No.125121
Even if I had a gf i'd never let my mum near her
▶ No.125122
People who are born on the 29th of February are cucked by the leap year
▶ No.125125>>125178
Watching that show black mirror, surprisingly it's not shit
▶ No.125128>>125129
>>125109
>>125110
I read that's part of the reason why Indians and Muslims live in such shitty conditions.
Indians = Meh why better myself when to a certain extent the more I suffer now the less I'll suffer when I'm reincarnated as a rich celebrity
Muslims = This is all created by Allah, must be grateful, Allah rewards those that are patient
at least you have shitty neo-con christians and jews that are so self-interested they might create some innovation in their lives
▶ No.125129
>>125128
>Meh why better myself when to a certain extent the more I suffer now the less I'll suffer when I'm reincarnated as a rich celebrity
Shit this is exactly what I would think if I believed in their brand of reincarnation.
▶ No.125133
▶ No.125134>>125135
Might turn in for the night. Nothing else is going on.
▶ No.125135>>125136 >>125137
>>125134
This place is always slow on weekends, I guess even NEETs need a break from doing nothing. Could really go for another Halal Snack Pack right now…
▶ No.125136>>125140
>>125135
everyone probably gets forced into looking busy while mummybot is home
▶ No.125137>>125138 >>125140
>>125135
I'm too busy fapping to post
▶ No.125138
>>125137
You have two hands for a reason
▶ No.125139
feeling horny mates. might be time for fap#2
▶ No.125140>>125141 >>125142
>>125136
Could be, some of you have it pretty hard in regards to mummybot relations
>>125137
Type using your nose
It's getting cold fellas, the sort of weather where a gf is most beneficial (for the hugs/keeping warm). Good thing my prolonged alcohol-abuse has killed my libido otherwise I'd be pretty upset about the aforementioned.
▶ No.125141>>125144
>>125140
>the sort of weather where a gf is most beneficial
Hey fuck off mate, don't ruin the night
▶ No.125142>>125144
>>125140
why would you need a gf when you have alcohol?
>helps you cook good food
>keeps you warm
>makes you feel less lonely
>costs less
>never leaves you
>never says no
>you can keep it in the closet when you don't want to look at it
▶ No.125144
>>125141
Sorry
>>125142
I have alcohol, my dick isn't small-enough to fuck a beer-bottle though.
>helps you cook good food
Really? I always end up eating cheap takeaway
>keeps you warm
Yes I love that feeling of fire in the belly after a shot of scotch
>makes you feel less lonely
Only when drunk
>Never leaves you
Have you never thrown up after a binge?
>Never says no
If your alcohol is talking to you then you need to see a psych
>You can keep it in the closet…
Maybe IDK as my room is closet-less
▶ No.125145>>125146 >>125148 >>125151 >>125174
50% off pizzas at Dominos until May 10 (exclusions apply). Plus here's some Hungry Jack's vouchers, because why the fuck do you care about what goes into your body?
▶ No.125146>>125147
>>125145
if they're not free they're not for me
▶ No.125147>>125150
>>125146
You mean if they're not in a bin, they're not your thing?
▶ No.125148>>125152
>>125145
do i have to print these out or can I just show it to them on my phone?
▶ No.125149>>125153 >>125154
Been self concious about my clothes lately, I look like shit.
Might have to hit up target soon.
▶ No.125150
>>125147
I only accept legitimate free food, not trash free food. I have my pride.
▶ No.125151
>>125145
the two whoppers with cheese and some chips on the side is god tier
▶ No.125152
>>125148
You can just show them on the phone, seen people do it before
▶ No.125153
>>125149
I just hit the NEET weights and rock plain t shirt and plain jeans/shorts with nice shoes
no need for the trashy Stussy streetwear shit, I'd recommend buying shit from an online store with free returns too - they're the GOAT
▶ No.125154>>125155
>>125149
I look like shit in everything because I'm a fat piece of shit. It's much easier to just not go outside.
▶ No.125155>>125156 >>125160
>>125154
>when all the online stores only go up to 3xl
▶ No.125156
>>125155
whoa there, I'm not that bad (anymore)
▶ No.125160
>>125155
Shop american my dude, their 3XL is like 6XL for us
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▶ No.125162
So why aren't you playing Dwarf Fortress yet?
What's that, you're not a high functioning autist?
…What are you even doing here then?
▶ No.125163>>125165
I'm off NEETs, starting to get tired
Really enjoying this cooler weather though, loving life right now
▶ No.125164>>125173
I hate the weekends. Wagies love them though, they get their little free time, while the NEETs are on equal footing with them. Wagies savor the moment while the NEETs resent it. Having to put up with more people out in public and mummybot makes me yearn for the weekdays when I will be free.
▶ No.125165
>>125163
Good night NEET. The weather is only going to get cooler with the impending arrival of winter.
▶ No.125167>>125168
I have the normie Mind without the social Normie mind FUKEN HELL
▶ No.125168
>>125167
That sounds intriguing. Can you explain more? Is it just like normie interests but not the social?
▶ No.125173
>>125164
You have an unhealthy obsession with your mother, just fuck her already
▶ No.125174
>>125145
I get 100% pizza when I shop at the dumpster
▶ No.125175>>125177 >>125184 >>125198
>Just jogged 3km without a break and I wonder why I'm still fat
▶ No.125177
>>125175
and here I was congratulating myself for eating a mandarin
▶ No.125178
>>125125
Black Mirror is great but that San Junipero episode makes my heart hurt.
>you will never have a youthful relationship
▶ No.125179>>125180 >>125194
Just out for an early morning rape
▶ No.125180>>125181
>>125179
Going to rape Chad while he's out on his Sunday fish are you?
▶ No.125181
>>125180
I'll stuff his ass full of burley
▶ No.125182>>125183 >>125185 >>125198
beautiful fucking sunny day today NEETs
feeling fresh
we're all going to make it
▶ No.125183
▶ No.125184
>>125175
eating right is half the challenge of weight loss but when you get it right you wonder why you haven't been doing it all this time
▶ No.125185>>125197 >>125200
>>125182
Now I don't have an excuse to put off mowing the lawn though
▶ No.125188>>125189
>>125187
women were a mistake
▶ No.125189>>125190
>>125188
All women in general or just green ones with no nose ?
▶ No.125190>>125191
>>125189
All women
Including women (male)
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▶ No.125192>>125193
>>125191
I don't want to summon anything
▶ No.125193>>125196
>>125192
You have to say its name 3 times in front of a mirror while fingering your arsehole for that to work
▶ No.125194>>125195 >>125198
>>125179
Is cruising around and sitting in parking lots how escape mummybot on weekends ?
▶ No.125195>>125199
>>125194
I do it weekdays now to avoid wfd, mummy usually fucks off for the weekend
▶ No.125196
>>125193
And you have to be wearing a skirt
▶ No.125197>>125199
>>125185
Tip out the petrol
▶ No.125198
>>125194
Either that or he's LARPing as a wagie
Why oh why did I drink tonight's beer supply this morning?
>>125182
Tis a shame I wasted most of it being hungover/drunk and laying in bed. Did you step outside?
>>125175
Your metabolism is fucked or your intake of calories is more than what you expend. And don't forget that fat won't disappear instantaneously after an exercise sesh.
▶ No.125199>>125201
>>125195
>to avoid wfd
MAX goona suspend you
>>125197
sniff the petrol
▶ No.125200>>125204
>>125185
Claim the land belongs to the traditional owners so you have no right to mow it legally
▶ No.125201
>>125199
MAX wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the neet
▶ No.125202>>125203 >>125204 >>125206
Got a date tonight neetos, I'll let you know how bad it goes
▶ No.125203
>>125202
If it goes well you are not allowed back
▶ No.125204>>125205
>>125200
Nah just do what the boongs used to, burn it all down.
>>125202
Are you going to wear a bib in case you spill the spaghetti?
It's time for nap, then probably a trip to Dan's this evening.
▶ No.125205
>>125204
I'll wear a diaper so I don't have to bring my piss jug with me
▶ No.125206
>>125202
Good onya m8
Hope it goes good for you
▶ No.125207>>125208
Just had the best workout, nice and sunny outside
Finishing up with an icy cold shower to freshen up, currently sore as fuck sipping a smoothie which once done I'll be hitting the hay for a nice refreshing NEET nap for a few hours now that mummybots home
▶ No.125208>>125209 >>125224 >>125234
>>125207
Going to go for a big neetwalk down by the river, the weather is lovely in the west.
▶ No.125209>>125210
>>125208
I just hate the fucking mozzies
▶ No.125210>>125211 >>125234
>>125209
Yeah they get pretty fucking bad close to dusk.
Sipping on a monster, think it's the GOAT neet beverage.
▶ No.125211>>125212
>>125210
Those are more like a sugar bomb
▶ No.125212>>125213 >>125214
>>125211
i-it's only 57 grams of sugar a can
▶ No.125213
>>125212
Jesus christ that's 14 teaspoons worth
▶ No.125214>>125216 >>125217 >>125220
>>125212
they're selling sugar free orange flavoured ones at my local coles now
▶ No.125216>>125217
>>125214
I have tried the white sugar free ones and they are pretty decent. I will pick one up next time I'm at the shops.
▶ No.125217>>125218
>>125216
>>125214
It's still probably shit for you
▶ No.125218>>125219
>>125217
fetus juice will never be good for you
▶ No.125219
>>125218
Aboriginal fetus juice is pretty good
▶ No.125220
>>125214
I'm not sure if it was monster, but I tried an orange sugar free energy drink last week and it was fucking horrible
▶ No.125221>>125222 >>125223 >>125228
Most of those energy drinks are basically cordial with caffeine in aren't they ?
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▶ No.125223
>>125221
Yeah but it tastes better than cordial with coffee in it
▶ No.125224>>125230
>>125208
Very comfy 10/10
Is it a grasslands area or more beach-y? If it connects to the ocean you could try fishing if you're into that, or just chill out as the water streams past
I discovered a little secret bush forest area near my place, makes for a good NEET picnic to just enjoy while I have a break from screen activities and to just unwind.
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▶ No.125228
>>125221
I guess so. I haven't bought one in a while, but when I do I will get the sugar free ones.
▶ No.125230>>125231
>>125224
Won't be long before the normies find that spot or pajeet shits in it
▶ No.125231
>>125230
Implying Pajeets leave their apartment ridden inner city enclaves
Normies might know where it is but fuck if I care, I usually go on a weekday
▶ No.125232>>125233 >>125236
Does it annoy anyone else that multiculturalism is going to result in a genocide of the white race?
I'm not even racist, I don't hate africans or arabs, I just don't want to be a minority in my own country. Look at the way minority races are treated by every non-western country. I don't think SJWs understand that we are literally the only culture that gives a fuck about racism.
▶ No.125233
>>125232
You'll always be around whites if you'd like anon, our society will just self-segregate even more than it already is - At least in the suburbs.
▶ No.125234
>>125210
You obviously don't drink alcohol, though any caffeinated beverage is good for the neet as it provides a boost of energy. And we all now how lazy the neet can be.
>>125208
I went for a late-arvo walk, had bats flying overhead and was relieved to get back home not covered in their shit.
▶ No.125235>>125237 >>125244 >>125246 >>125248
Just threw a jumper on lads, love this time of the year. Anyone got anything exciting planned for this week? I'm considering seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2 at a cinema, but other than that I'll just be chilling at the library most days. I should also buy a quality thermos to take home-made coffee so I'm not spending $40 per fortnight on take-away brews.
▶ No.125236
>>125232
>Does it annoy anyone else that multiculturalism is going to result in a genocide of the white race?
yeah because white people are pretty cool
▶ No.125237>>125239 >>125243 >>125248
>>125235
Just trying to eat big and break some plateaus with lifting
Borrowed some books from the library a few weeks ago actually, thanks for the reminder - will be getting back into them
Apart from that just enjoying some NEETwalks when it's still sunny out and hopefully doing some Gumtree sales, posted 11 ads up this morning.
What about you boys?
▶ No.125238>>125240 >>125801
>>124496 (OP)
Forgot dans closes early today. Really had to put my foot down to get to bws in time.
▶ No.125239
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>125237
lurking the french-gook connection thread on /pol/ and dealing with a tension headache with this in the background
▶ No.125240>>125241 >>125242
>>125238
Sounds like it could have potentially been a boring night for you, what did you get?
>tfw only $2 left until midnight tonight
▶ No.125241>>125247
>>125240
I got a bottle stolichnaya vodka. Got paid last night so treated myself again.
Sitting in my car feeling like shit. Told my sister I was going to the gym because I don't want her to know I'm drinking regularly again.
▶ No.125242>>125247
>>125240
How do you spend so much money? Doesn't it worry you, that you don't have a buffer zone? I always try and keep a few hundred in my account.
▶ No.125243>>125249
>>125237
Those halal snack packs are a pretty substantial meal, don't know why they're called a snack tbh. Good luck with your ads, what would you make if you sold all the 11 items?
▶ No.125244>>125260
>>125235
I went to the library last Friday so I probably won't go this week. Will have to venture out to buy mummybot a mothers day gift because I didn't bother to buy anything online and doing it now will be risky with shipping times.
The take away coffee jew is a dangerous one indeed. When I first started getting neetbux (never had a job so it was my first income) I'd spend like $20-30 a week on them. Nowadays I only ever buy one from servos where they are under two bucks.
▶ No.125246>>125250 >>125260
>>125235
I sometimes take the centrelink discount at the local cinemas, during the afternoon the entrance isn't manned so I walk in, take a seat, play on my phone and then walk through a few minutes later. The wagies can't shut this NEET down.
▶ No.125247
>>125241
Just don't drink and drive m8, there's no drink worth losing your licence/freedom over.
>>125242
Parents that never taught me how to save? Alcoholism and the money wasted on fast-food/whores when drunk?
▶ No.125248>>125260
>>125235
>>125237
This week I plan to take my car for a few drives to brush up on my skills before I get the confidence to attempt my driving test again. Have a psychiatrist appointment during the week.
▶ No.125249>>125260
>>125243
Probably like $180-$200ish, mainly just shit that should be thrown out but I'd prefer to find a home for elsewhere so someone else can use it
▶ No.125250>>125251 >>125252
>>125246
>I sometimes take the centrelink discount at the local cinemas,
What is this? Like a concession? I never heard of this before.
▶ No.125251
>>125250
The centrelink discount is theft. I sneak into the cinema when nobody is watching the entrance.
▶ No.125252>>125253 >>125260
>>125250
Not sure about cinemas but a lot of places give concession rates to people with health care cards. The bus and local sporting events are the main ones I know of.
▶ No.125253>>125254
>>125252
I take advantage of the discounted bus fare often.
▶ No.125254>>125255
>>125253
It's pretty great. The bus driver actually asked me to show my HCC last time though. Freaked me out because I wasn't sure if I bothered to put it in my wallet
▶ No.125255>>125258
>>125254
Sometimes they ask for it, other times they just take your word for it.
▶ No.125257
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>125256
>>125256
>>125256
>>125256
>>125256
▶ No.125258
>>125255
Yeah they usually don't bother around here. I had one pajeet driver who would ask every single time though, I bet he got off on rejecting poorfags
▶ No.125260>>125261
>>125244
Muh local library sells fairly good freshly-brewed Joe with the money going to a local charity so I don't mind giving muh bux to them as opposed to say The Coffee House or another franchise.
>>125246
But aren't you afraid of the 15-year old employee shining his flashlight into your face and demanding to see your ticket?
>>125248
Good luck with both of those
>>125249
Us NEETs can't afford to throw out $200, I hope you don't get screwed over too much (I've sold on Gumtree before, I know what it's like)
>>125252
>The bus
Not in QLD m80
▶ No.125261
>>125260
Nice, if my library did that I'd probably buy one every few weeks too. I guess they don't because there's a cafe across the road though.
▶ No.125793>>125797
Can a leaf be /aus/?
posted wrong thread; original content
▶ No.125797
>>125793
Of course you fuckin' can't
Ya fuckin' carnt
▶ No.125801
>>125238
Why do people seem to like Andre the Giant? Why does he deserve to be liked simply because he's huge? Really weird. People have an automatic respect for tall people.
▶ No.127851
W43r3 ar3 t43 8r1$8@n3 n00dz
I am well stocked in catalogues of my own ex gf's
p.s. for the autistic who could not decipher
W (- 7 here) A (-8 re) T (-9 he) Br (-10 is bane) N (11- ud - es) @
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▶ No.128514
>>124788
go in the house. knock first obv. do it.