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Titles are hard. Lately my creative ability has been lacking, and I am not entirely sure why. I hope I regain it soon as it is bothering me, not being able to create anything meaningful. Hopefully something will strike soon and hit me. I welcome it.
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The secret to successful writing is a. using topical memes and b. making terrible jokes
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>>125256 (OP)
>topical memes
Interesting topic. What are some recent memes?
▶ No.125263
Meant to reply to >>125259
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>>125262
We're in a bit of a meme drought to be honest. The forced fart and dumpster diving ones are just pale fakes of the golden ausneet memes
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>>125264
>>125264
I think during winter our brains get a bit more active, and our creative ability to make memes. There always is a drought of memes when there is a drought (summer/warm weather) in real life.
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Bit early for a new thread but whatever
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>>125268
700 posts isn't too bad, it'll be nice to have a fresh thread for the wagies to see at work tomorrow
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>>125267
I thought the cold slowed-down bodily functions?
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>>125270
Which means the neet spends less time shitting and more time shitposting
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>when you can't even be fucked cooking instant noodles
I should be on the DSP tbqh
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>>125272
just eat them raw mate
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>>125270
Allowing us to focus on memes more.
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Should I cook some instant buttermilk pancakes for dinner m8s?
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>>125276
Yeah you are right. I am not in a mood for sweet things anyway.
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>>125275
Depends, what do you plan on putting on them once cooked?
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>>125277
So what do for dinner? You can't go to bed on an empty stomach and expect a good night's sleep
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>>125280
I had some soup before, was just thinking about cooking pancakes. I might just make cereal later instead.
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>>125282
Aight, well now that that's settled I'm off to bed. Night
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>>125247
>Just don't drink and drive m8, there's no drink worth losing your licence/freedom over.
Nah wasn't drinking in the car just waiting a while to make my gym story plausible. At home drinking in my room now. Sisterbots in bed.
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>>125284
Is your sister older or younger than you?
▶ No.125287>>125288 >>125300
Birthday soon, not seeing the point tbh, mummybot will just buy me something I can already buy myself thanks to autismbux and I wont be having anyone over.
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>>125287
How old will you be turning?
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>>125288
oh god, I'll be 27
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>>125286
Will you be unlocking wizardry in a few years?
▶ No.125294>>125301
VaporNEET if you're reading this; reupload your videos you fuck, I didn't get to watch the last one.
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So I got back from that date, went pretty good and I got some boob action. But knowing the fact that I'm an introverted neet I won't be able to keep up the normie facade much longer, I plan to show my sperg levels on the next date
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>>125295
So you didn't have sexual intercourse with her?
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>>125296
Neets gotta stay classy, I don't put out on the first date
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>>125295
Curious in the full story and all that
Currently here freezing to death, loving the cold but only when I'm in bed.
Looks like a nice crisp sunny day though (without faggot humidity) so should be a good one, what are my NEETs up to?
Thoughts on Le Pen losing? Fairfax getting BTFO?
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>>125298
>fairfax getting btfo
sweet
>le pen losing
naw they're fucked
just had a mug of quality coffee and going shopping in the afternoon
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>>125287
I had mine recently and it was much the same. The older I get while in this state thr more I dread my birthday
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>>125294
You should have just downloaded it mate
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Morning NEETs, about to head off for a comfy NEETwalk.
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>>125303
Don't rape anybody
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>>125303
Morning m8. I've signed up for a better gym and I need to tell the owner of the current gym that I'm canceling my membershit. How do I bring this up?
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>>125305
>How do I bring this up?
With a smile.
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>>125305
You might get jewed mate
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>>125295
Good onya m8, well done there.
Maybe only let half your sperg out on the next date ?
Don't wanna scare the poor girl away..
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>>125298
>>125303
Morning. French election is interesting. Probably rigged as a literal banker won it. Frogs are fucking themselves.
Today mummybot is going out for an hour or two. Hopefully get some time to myself.
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>>125305
Just tell them you are cancelling your membership. Don't need to dress it up.
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>>125298
>>125299
>>125303
Morning, had brekky and coffee plus it's muh Payday so I'm feeling pretty good. I need to start saving money though, so that unfortunately means less takeaway-food and booze. Will have to start reading books again to take my mind off of thoughts of alcohol which won't be easy but I almost made it to 2-months sober at start of the year so I'm pretty optimistic about beating Murphy's Curse (again).
>thoughts on Le Biro losing?
Don't really care other than seeing hot french women speaking English on the news.
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>>125295
Define "boob action"
>>125305
Maybe you can just call them and cancel over-the-phone?
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>>125313
Alot of gyms don't let you cancel over the phone, you have to email or go in. It's so they can try to guilt you into not quitting, pretty bullshit tbh.
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>>125314
I forgot to go on Friday to cancel the membership before this months charge was taken out of my account. I cancelled the direct debit through my bank instead. Do you think they'll let me get out of paying it?
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>>125315
No idea, just read the terms of cancellation. They have to obey whatever you signed when you signed up.
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>>125316
I mean according to the contract they have a right to charge me for each month, except the billing period started on Friday and I haven't been since Thursday, and I'd like to cancel the membership without paying for this month. Do you think they'll accept that?
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>>125317
If I had to guess I'd say no, but maybe if you talk to them you might get lucky
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>>125317
probably not but it's worth a shot?
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>>125313
I got to grabs and suck ems
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>>125320
So how fat is she?
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>>125323
>Mr Shorten tweeted on Monday it was a "fair cop"
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>>125320
She let you do that but no coitus? Strange, what about mouth-kissing? And did she grope your pee-pee? You wouldn't be lying on the internet would you?
>>125317
Threaten to kill their family, that's how I get out of paying overdue library fees*
* completely false statement
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>>125325
Are you the neet who had a family member run up late fees on their account?
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>>125325
No its all true, she touched my pee pee a little but I reeee'd. Obviously there was kissing it's kinda where you start off
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>>125322
Noice. I hope you get a chance to plow that marshmellow ass, godspeed anon.
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>>125326
Negative
>>125327
OK, was the pee-pee touch in or outside of clothing? Did you furiously masturbate upon arriving home? And when's the 2nd date?
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>>125329
Outside clothing, she wants a second date so I guess we might do something later this week.
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oi, what would it take for youse to consider being part of a commune type thing? I want to get a few people together, im sick of hippies and hipsters and some neets would be some nice diversity. would it be enough to cabin with internet and not to be bothered? i was thinking also a neet warroom and yoused be good to go. i would consider any plan that has you retain your neetbucks. iow how could I help you to prosper? do you think 7 neets would be a good herd size? thats a dota team and a bit.
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>>125327
But did you hold hands?
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>>125333
Are you already part of some Anarchist/Collectivist commune or something?
Mite b cool to NEET it up with some others, but I'm far too awkward and socially autistic to even consider living with other people that I haven't already known for years beforehand.
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>>125333
7 NEETs, all with social problems living communally ?
No offence m8 but you're either a scammer or living in dreamland.
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>>125333
What kind of living conditions are we talking about? I want to move out of where I am but I doubt you can offer me something better for the same price I'm paying now, and not a chance in hell I'm sharing a room with anyone.
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>>125335
>>125336
" living in dreamland" <- this one haha. just spitballin.
" Anarchist/Collectivist commune" nope. just a contractor. i hate the word commune. business. build it and they will come kind of thing. people got to live somewhere.
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>>125334
I'm not gonna help you get off
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>>125337
We can all live in an alleyway and eat out of dumpsters, at night we wear blindfolds and jerk each other off
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>>125333
We can't even maintain an anonymous online community without arguments, NEET Big Brother would fail very quickly
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>>125338
You ever actually posted on an image board before m8 ?
>build it and they will come kind of thing
Let me guess, you got the idea that you might be able to tap into those big autismbux we get ?
Lol
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>>125342
You've got to be pretty retarded to target broke autists for your get rich quick scam
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>>125333
I want to do this. I think 7 NEETs is far too many. I think 4 would be ideal. We can buy a few hundred acres of rural land on the NSW Mid North Coast for cheap, build our cabins and work the land together.
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>>125344
>NEETs
>Working the land
Hilarious.
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>>125345
A lot of NEETs are just men disenfranchised by modern city life.
A wholesome life of the land could give a lot of NEETs purpose.
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>>125345
We'll pool together our mummy bots and get them to work the land
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>>125337
i doubt that as well. im sick a tired of sharing with people as well so fuck communes. theres enough of them around anyway if thats anyones thing. i just think that what I want to build for myself might line up well with what youse might want too. independence and an internet connection haha.
what kind of ambitions do youse have? some want to get out from under someones yoke. some want to stretch their wings. some just want to ride out some time. etc?
>>125341
same, which is why fuck all that community stuff. blegh can you imagine being tied to random people like that? basically, some amount of our time is going to be spent doing some kind of bullshit. assuming the bullshit is the same, which conditions would be favourable? what do you dream for your life?
>>125342
basically. dem autismbux.
>>125343
yep haha. cept when is something a scam? seems like its just about everything. a business is a business but there are differences. noone would get rich quick but the autismbux just means a fair amount of selfsufficiency, iow, i wouldn't need to get them all paid work.
>>125344
i only got 17 but it is in that area. 7 is probably too many i just figured maybe theyd enjoy having a clan.
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>>125348
17 is a pretty good start, how'd you acquire that?
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>>125349
Debbie. Chaos is opportunity.
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>>125350
How much did you pick it up for?
I am looking into buying my own land but to be honest I see a lot of years of saving ahead before I can afford it.
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Does this idea get posted like once a year or something ?
Pretty sure I remember identical sperging about communes here a few times.
It's a nice dream but it won't ever happen.
Even if you could get it happening within 2 days you'd have mass REEEEEEing and everyone locked in their own room and a week later everyone would be back with mummybot.
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>>125352
Not to mention you'd hear lots of loud fapping at night
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>>125353
Kek
The washing machine would get clogged up with cum on sock day
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>>125348
> i just think that what I want to build for myself might line up well with what youse might want too
Maybe. I'd have to see it in action and what you come up with for yourself first and I'm not on DSP anyway, just DES newstart. I'm tired of sharing also but there isn't anything better than what I'm paying now and I'm not moving back in with my Nan I'd rather live in this shithole.
We wouldn't really be independent either, we will all be on centrelink in one way or another, how am I supposed to meet my fortnightly appointments living in the sticks?
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>>125355
>how am I supposed to meet my fortnightly appointments living in the sticks?
I think they cut you off for 6-8 weeks if you move to an area with low employment, mainly to stop all the bludgers fleeing to country towns.
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>>125351
the house got fucked up so i made a deal with them that I'd keep the weeds down and shore up some banks etc and i can live there for a year. im fine by myself and I don't need anyone else to start because its what I want for myself. but if im gonna grow 10 lettuces or whatever I might as well grow 50.
>>125355
no one is independent and I'm not looking to remove from the world. an in group to pass things between should be advantageous to all involved. fuck taxes and the system.
>>125356
northern nsw is booming atm. commgames etc.
>>125352
commune is such a retarded word. makes everyone spooge themselves over hippy bullshit. make the place with the idea that people are going to reeee and lock in room. better that then braid each others hair and sing koombiyah and talk about communism.
anyway sorry for bringing up all this faggotry.
▶ No.125358
Get off centrelink then re apply and tick the abo box, then move wherever you want and say it's your cultural homeland
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>>125357
It can work out for you, I mean you already have the land and can do what you like with it but if it does work out and you want to bring others on board you're still going to a screening process of some sort to separate the spergs that wouldn't contribute anything and probably cant even cook for themselves from just the generally broken people sick of society and you'd have to do it all online so you'll be trolled hard in process. I hope it works out but I highly doubt I'm going anywhere anytime soon unless its the grave I pray for every night
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Just finished a taco bowl from Zambreros. Very nice. Worth the $13.90.
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>>125360
You fucked that one up nicely mate
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How long does it take to process a DSP application?
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>>125361
Looks pretty nice. Do they do enchiladas there?
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Looks like someones in trouble
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>>125362
i dunno m8 they both look like fucking shit
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Just woke up and I have a terrible hangover.
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>>125370
Looks like he will be building and constructing a hut back in his third world shithole
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>>125372
No mummybot yelling at you yet?
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>>125375
My sister(pseudo mummybot) isn't home from work for another few hours.
▶ No.125377
So that's where these bastards are coming from
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>>125366
Depends, but it's a good few months at least. I did apply back before they made it harder to qualify for though.
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What are some good NEET jewtube channels? I'm subscribed to Uni NEET, cheesecake NEET and King Neet atm.
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>>125379
You could add your own name to the list
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>>125380
I don't upload on to jewtube.
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>>125371
Pornhub told me BBC was the future, and the future is here
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>>125383
>We are MAX, we are deadly
Finally they admit some truth
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>>125384
that pajeeta is pretty qt tbh
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Fuck me drunk, I just found out something very important to all NEETs.
I read a while back that you only have to go to job network once a month rather than fortnightly and the guy I'm dealing with at mine is a huge softcock neckbeard so I harassed him about it.
He says, yeah, no problem and books my next one for early june.
Give it a shot guys, I wondered if it was bullshit but apparently it's true.
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>>125386
Depends what stream your in I think
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>>125387
Ah, that might make sense.
They had me going in there every 2 weeks but maybe it makes them look busier or some shit.
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>>125386
I only go once a month but have phone appointments the fortnights I don't go. Phonecall is literally less than a minute so it's not worth arguing about
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>>125385
I was in a relationship with a qt pajeeta for a couple of years, she was stunning. Hit or miss with them but I never considered sleeping with anyone black until I saw her and they are fiery in the bedroom
▶ No.125391
Just woke up and finished my coffee.
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>>125379
Comfy and SMUG frog make the NEET vs wagecuck videos, but they are rather primitive and comedic, devoid of any seriousness.
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>>125386
I'll be asking about that tommorrow then, and push it with my "consultant" cause she likes to put the pressure on hard these days and its not even max its DES matchworks. These programs she's trying to lock me into she claims that I have to do them but I highly suspect that I don't and they are worthless anyway, jobsearch club and shit like that I've already gone in a few times and done them because shes a fucking snake in putting me into them even when I say no I don't want to do it, then says ok, then asks me about doing it again the next time I go in every single time she never listens.
DES was supposed to be less pressure than MAX but that's proving to be bullshit, already got my cert covering me for last week after I told her I was sick bad and then she books 2 days of job interview training anyway in the same week a day later and says if you don't go to them you better bring a doctors cert in, I feel like throwing it her, I want to go somewhere else
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>>125394
Do you need a special med cert to get out of their activities or just a normal one?
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>>125396
A centrelink approved one. I have that and a standard one on hand because doc printed out a standard one first and I know that wont fly with them
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>15+ application
>5 interviews
>rejected for all
Just kill me fam.
▶ No.125399>>125403 >>125414 >>125417 >>125421
how much inheritance are you NEETs up for eventually?
makes me vaguely content knowing that i'll be mostly set even with my low-tier inheritance once i get it. $800k house (which is like below avg these days) but that's enough for a NEET like me
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>>125398
>getting interviews
you're a wagie at heart
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>>125398
Did you remember to mention your penis size to them?
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>>125401
Most places don't guilt hire
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>>125403
why so little neet?
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>>125404
No family = no one to leave you anything
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>>125405
why do you have no family poor neet
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>>125406
His mummybot gave him up for adoption last week
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>>125394
There's a hell of a lot of shit they like to pretend you don't have a choice in that you do.
Have a look on the Unemployed Workers Union pages, they list all of it and from what I've seen they get it right.
I'm also a bit of a cunt, I'll put in complaints about them every chance they give me and they generally leave me alone since I started doing that.
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>>125408
Cheers. Had a look through it and for DES its confirming that fortnightly contact is a thing but nothing in terms of what to do if the are pumping programs down your throat. I'll simply ask her to show me evidence that they are mandatory like she's said. I did ask her when she was pressing me last week "Are you asking me or telling me I need to do this" because she always asks but when I say no she just keeps on asking basically ignoring me. She did say "I'm telling you" but it wasn't said with much confidence and at a whisper level, I'm almost certain she is bullshitting me. She can show me the evidence and if she cant I don't think she's going to enjoy our future appointments very much
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>>125408
Who do you complain to again?
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Pray to the winds
MAX will fall
All job agencies will fall
Trust not in consultants
Honour the God KEK
Honour the NEETS!
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>>125411
Dept of Employment, half the time you get an arsehole who won't listen but I just call back and try again.
You've got to be cool with the complaints too, no ranting or shit, just call them out for making shit up or lying to you.
Those places get their funding based on results and complaints, if they get past a certain amount of complaints that are proved valid they lose funding.
Pretty sure that's why half of them change all their staff every 6 months or so.
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>>125399
A 2015 SS Commodore and about $40,000, my boomer dad is a colossal fuck up.
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>>125399
$850k+ house, $1.5M+ cash, share portfolio of unknown value and 2 cars.
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>>125417
that's a lot of cheesecakes
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>>125414
Was he a neet too?
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>>125399
I really don't know. My family has a house, and my mum doesn't have that much money. With my grandmother I might get something, but not sure how much exactly, as it will be spread over multiple siblings. I am not really looking forward to their deaths, as it is rather morbid.
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>>125417
The gov will try to tax some of that
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>>125413
I'll say my MAX consultant tried to rape me
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>>125419
I am not him, but I don't think NEETs can afford late-model SS commodores.
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>>125422
(((capital gains tax)))
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>>125332
Good luck m8, hope she blows you on the 2nd date
>>125361
Looks OK, I bought some KFC. Check out those cute little tobasco sachets
▶ No.125427>>125429 >>125431 >>125433 >>125435 >>125646
The Federal Government has already made some key announcements about education, housing and welfare that could affect you…
• There will be new measures to ensure benefits recipients “fulfil their obligations”, by meeting with employment groups, for example, or taking part in “work for the dole” schemes.
• Centrelink recipients could be restricted from buying alcohol, gambling or withdrawing cash.
http:// www.news.com.au/finance/economy/federal-budget/everything-you-need-to-know-ahead-of-the-budget/news-story/04d8df31b067d09c2ec573deb3ef6f35
HERE WE GO LADS=
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>>125426
Should have went full fatass mode and got a streetwise feast
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>>125427
wew, cashless society here we go
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>>125423
> tried
You mean they haven't got round to the REAL rape at your MAX yet ?
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>>125418
>cheesecakes
Nigger I'm spending that on tendies.
>>125422
I'll hire an accountant and see what I can do to minimize the pain.
>>125424
What counts as late model? I've a 2012.
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>>125426
I love the little dinner rolls they have. They taste sweet, but in a good way. Do you know if you can buy them on their own?
The Zinger stacker is the best thing from there in my own opinion.
>>125427
I extremely doubt they are going to start ignoring legitimate medical certificates from doctors, if they do all hell will break loose.
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*Also that article is just speculation at the moment, in a few days we will know the actual things that are in the budget.
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>>125428
I almost bought that, but I applied a little self-control and didn't even pay for a large up-size.
>>125427
Gonna have to tune-in to this tomorrow night 7:30. I hope we don't get too fucked over.
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>>125432
>What counts as late model? I've a 2012.
2012 is kind of newer than most cars on the road. Wouldn't consider it late model though, maybe a few years ago I would. 2015 is only two years old however and is late model.
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Cooking one of these for dinner. Was going to get Domino's but don't want to drive or get jewed for delivery.
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>>125437
These are great. Crack an egg on it before you throw it in the oven for extra yum.
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>>125433
They're listed as an 'extra' on the KFC website, but no idea on the price per roll. Never actually had the Zinger stacker, maybe this Friday (got to stop buying takeaway everyday)
>>125437
Remember that Dominos has a 50% off pizzas sale until this Wednesday iirc. Those frozen pizzas are OK, but even better if you have some extra fresh ingredients to add.
▶ No.125441>>125442 >>125445
>>125439
Yet another reason to bring back the white australia policy
▶ No.125442>>125487
▶ No.125443>>125444 >>125456
>>125439
Meanwhile NZ neet lives like a pauper
▶ No.125444
>>125443
He just has to convert to Islam.
▶ No.125445>>125446
>>125440
>Never actually had the Zinger stacker, maybe this Friday (got to stop buying takeaway everyday)
Trust me m8, you are in for a treat. It's such a great burger.
>>125439
>>125441
I thought foreigners couldn't get welfare? Why can't NZNEET if these people can?
▶ No.125446>>125448
>>125445
Because muh poor refugees
▶ No.125447>>125449 >>125450 >>125452
>>125438
I think its too late now. Will have to next time, as I love eggs.
>>125440
>emember that Dominos has a 50% off pizzas sale until this Wednesday iirc. Those frozen pizzas are OK, but even better if you have some extra fresh ingredients to add.
Noted. Might get dominos later in the week, but the mogul pizza I usually get costs $21 each, but the never ending vouchers they perpetually have on their website gets it down to $7.95 pickup. Can you stack the vouchers? (Use two on the same pizza)
▶ No.125448>>125449
>>125446
NZNEET should write to Turnbull. Thats a bloody outrage!
▶ No.125449>>125646
>>125447
If you can get parmesan cheese, mix that in with the egg. Shit's better than any dominos you get.
>>125448
He should just claim he's an ATSI faggot and roll in the monies.
▶ No.125450>>125452
>>125447
Anyone still remember the days of the dominos free pizza's?
▶ No.125451>>125453
>>125333
Sounds great until it turns into Murder at Camp NEET
▶ No.125452
>>125447
But what if you get food-poisoning from the pizza and die tonight? Then you'll never know what an egg on pizza tastes like.
Just made a hot cup of milo, too hot actually and burnt muh tongue
>>125450
NEET Generals #86 - 92 wasn't it? Joking, have no idea which
▶ No.125453>>125454
>>125451
If I was one of those 7 I'd rather that to happen than a Brokeback Mountain situation
▶ No.125454
>>125453
It could be both knowing the way some of you are
▶ No.125455>>125458 >>125459
I wonder what's holding NZ-NEET back from getting Australian citizenship?
▶ No.125456>>125457 >>125461 >>125463 >>125546 >>125646
>>125443
>>125439
I think I've finally been pushed over the edge, mates.
I learned a few days ago that I won't be able to afford to finish my degree because uni fees are being tripled for NZ citizens. This leaves me with no job prospects except unskilled work. That wouldn't be terrible in and of itself but the reason I started studying is my total failure to secure any work without a qualification and in the absence of a social network that could provide me those opportunities.
Unable to participate in civic life because I'm not allowed to vote, unable to claim the unemployment benefit despite paying taxes my whole working life, unable to improve my marketable skills by studying, and the cherry on top is that I'm a 20-something virgin with no friends.
I'm not even angry when I hear about muslims receiving the benefits denied to me, I'm just tired and defeated. Every escape hatch slams shut before I can pull myself through it. I can see now that I'm not going to be permitted to build a worthwhile life and I feel lost.
Just… fuck my shit up
▶ No.125457>>125460
>>125456
Fuck m8, that's really messed up.
Don't really know what to say, I just hope something works out for you soon.
▶ No.125458
>>125455
>contributing to Australia
▶ No.125459>>125462 >>125463
>>125455
The income threshold is something like fifty grand a year for a consecutive five years. When I was salaried I only made forty-five probably because I couldn't afford an education because I'm not a citizen, notice how this shit is circular?.
Plus, I'll fail the mandatory character check when they find my shitposts in the NEET thread.
▶ No.125460
>>125457
Thanks neet, it's great to be able to vent to you cunts when shit feels bleak. I try to help out when I see you cunts feeling down too, neets gotta stick together.
▶ No.125461>>125646
>>125456
You can blame your own for that. Government got wind that most kiwis that come here ride the bux pretty hard so now they are in the same category as most other foreign countries in terms of migrating here. Wasn't like that in the recent past but it is now. Kiwis however should still be above shitskin and muslim immigrants, it does piss me off when anyone comes here from another country and rides the bux but with kiwis its different, you're our brothers, ANZAC's especially. Should be treated that way on migration papers and easy especially for someone that is seriously looking to work and study here
▶ No.125462
>>125459
If anything, shitposting should make you more qualified to become Australian.
▶ No.125463>>125464
>>125456
>>125459
Hmm, I see. You wouldn't fail the character check cause of what's said here, unless you were found to be posting blatantly illegal shit like cheese pizza.
>no job prospects except unskilled work
Well if you could get such work you could always finish your degree at a later date/while you're working? I tell you, you seem to be doing a lot more with your life than most if not all of us here. You're gonna make it m8
▶ No.125464>>125466
>>125463
Couldn't being a regular member of a community that seemingly preaches not contributing to society be seen as a problematic point?
▶ No.125465>>125467
Bed time for me, gotta get up early for W.O.R.K. Wake-up Open-eyes Remember-I'm-NEET Kek-resume-sleep
▶ No.125466
>>125464
They wouldn't find out, some of you need to loosen your tin-foil hat
▶ No.125467
>>125465
That acronym works as well as a neet does
▶ No.125468>>125469
Might have another instant cappuccino
▶ No.125469>>125470
>>125468
Might have a beastly wank, 5th one today
▶ No.125470>>125471
>>125469
5? That is a lot. Probably getting a good workout from that.
▶ No.125471>>125472 >>125473
>>125470
I go hard at the neet gym
▶ No.125472>>125474
>>125471
Do you alternate hands? Or is one bigger than the other (arm muscles) ?
▶ No.125473
>>125471
>tfw neet gym tomorrow
▶ No.125474>>125475 >>125478
>>125472
I had a delay scan years ago and the technician asked me if I was left handed because I had more muscle mass in that arm but I'm right handed.
▶ No.125475
▶ No.125476>>125477 >>125478
Gonna rain in Perth tonight and maybe tomorrow
▶ No.125477>>125479
>>125476
it will make for nice real life background music
▶ No.125478>>125480
>>125474
So you fap with the right but your left has more mass? Interesting. My right forearm is noticeably bigger than my left upon close inspection. Been doing exercises to even them out (actual ones not fapping)
>>125476
Good. Perth winter is comfy
▶ No.125479
▶ No.125480>>125481
>>125478
I'm right handed but fap with my left, I developed the habit from jacking off at the computer
▶ No.125481>>125482
>>125480
NEET Evolution: The Missing Link
▶ No.125482>>125483
>>125481
That's a rare pepe
▶ No.125483
▶ No.125484
'and all the NEETbux, I don't understand
It's just my "job" 7 days a week
NEETmaaaaaaannnnn
NEET man
▶ No.125485>>125486
You're all a bunch of neet gymers.
▶ No.125486
>>125485
Wouldn't it be NEET gym-goers?
▶ No.125487>>125488 >>125492 >>125646
>>125442
>"The truth about bludgers"
>Pic of surfers
I'm telling you guys surfing is /oursport/
In other news I think a subway meatball sub gave me food poisoning, might have been the avo
▶ No.125488
>>125487
START making your own sandwiches.
▶ No.125489>>125490 >>125491 >>125511
Morning NEETsters, just about to make my 2nd cup of coffee before I head out for my NEETwalk.
▶ No.125490
>>125489
>2nd cup
i just drink a really big mug in the morning
saves time and washing
▶ No.125491
>>125489
I'm just having my first, got a big day full of not going out the front door coming up today
▶ No.125492>>125493 >>125540
>>125487
A lot of the surfers i see around seem to live in their vans so you may be on to something here
▶ No.125493>>125494 >>125498
▶ No.125494
>>125493
Nah, you burn your cock on the exhaust.
▶ No.125495>>125500 >>125508
So they're gonna give us a demerits system the budget revealed
▶ No.125496>>125497 >>125508
another day another sleep in and morning vege smoothie
sunny day today NEETs
▶ No.125497>>125499 >>125511
>>125496
Morning m8
I slept 10 hours last night after a few shitty sleeps
Feels good man
▶ No.125498
>>125493
Most of them have hippie gfs so probably not
▶ No.125499>>125511
>>125497
>tfw only had two hours sleep
▶ No.125500
▶ No.125502>>125503
Might have self immolate in public in protest if the attack on neetbux escalates.
▶ No.125503
>>125502
Self fellating in public would be a more fitting protest
▶ No.125504>>125505 >>125506 >>125511
No hot water so going to have to boil some water to bathe some what pleasantly.
▶ No.125505>>125511
>>125504
I haven't had a bath in years.
▶ No.125506>>125511
>>125504
I haven't had a bath in years.
▶ No.125508>>125509 >>125514
>>125495
Got a link?
>>125496
Nice. What veggies do you put in it?
▶ No.125510
>>125509
Good thing I have my med certs.
▶ No.125511>>125513
>>125489
It's a late Good Morning from me, had an alarm set for 6am cause I actually had housework-related stuff that I wanted to get done early, re-set the alarm to 8 cause cbf, woke up again at 8 before re-re-setting the alarm to 11 when I finally got out of bed. Such is the NEET life
>>125497
>>125499
>tfw insomia
>>125504
Couldn't afford your electricity bill m8?
>>125505
>>125506
The both of you must smell worse than a train-full of Pajeets
▶ No.125512>>125515 >>125528
>>125256 (OP)
Nah water heater is not working. Real estate agent is really dragging her feet getting someone out to fix it.
▶ No.125513>>125516
>>125511
>he both of you must smell worse than a train-full of Pajeets
No I take showers
▶ No.125514
>>125508
Just some greens, doesn't taste the best but keeps me feeling fresh
Usually do fruit/vanilla protein/light milk but a vege shake would no doubt be a lot healthier so
▶ No.125515
>>125512
Water heaters come under the essential repairs type thing, fucking shits me when they won't sort things like that out quick.
Back when I was a wagie my real estate left me with no hot water for 2 weeks once, I had to shower at work, fucking hated it.
▶ No.125516
>>125513
I get mummy to give me sponge baths
▶ No.125517>>125518
>>125509
>The Newstart allowance will also be rolled into other payments and rebadged
I find that concerning, but we still won't know for sure of any changes until later tonight when the treasurer 'delivers' the budget to parliament (7:30pm/5:30PerthMeridien)
▶ No.125518>>125519 >>125520 >>125525
>>125517
Everyone's getting youth allowance!
▶ No.125519>>125521
>>125518
I literally just got off youth allowance. If this happens i may as well just off myself
▶ No.125520
>>125518
I already get youth allowance, and everyone 18 and over should get newstart tbh, 300 a fortnight is fuck all
▶ No.125521
>>125519
Roll it into dsp so we all get hundreds more bux a fortnight
▶ No.125522>>125523
>>125509
Why do they concentrate on making life as miserable as possible for us as incentive to find work?
Where are the fucking jobs?
Where is the overhaul of employment services?
Where are the practically solutions for those who have fallen far behind to find employment?
▶ No.125523
>>125522
as long as nobody touches their free lunches and tax subsidised vacations nobody's going to give a hoot m8
unless australia can get off its arse and break the 2pp system next election but she'll be alright
▶ No.125525
>>125518
It's going to be renamed NewZealandersExcluded Allowance
▶ No.125526>>125527 >>125530 >>125538 >>125542
>>125524
Watching the news makes me so agitated,angry and anxious. Mainly the domestic news portions.
▶ No.125527
>>125526
I know that feel m8, I gave up watching it years ago down to that
▶ No.125528>>125529
>>125512
Had that happen in a unit I was renting ages ago, real estate wasn't doing shit and we were showering with no hot water in the middle of winter. I went down and blasted the shit out of the receptionist, next day it was fixed. Get off your ass and take the power back, they have to fix it asap.
▶ No.125529>>125531
>>125528
>blasted the shit out of the receptionist
>not the real estate agent that is supposed to manage the property
You're a big guy…
▶ No.125530>>125532
>>125526
Only when I see articles like the 3rd pic, I get a laugh out of most articles though.
▶ No.125531>>125532
>>125529
The agent wasn't there and either way someones head was going to roll, the receptionist knew who I was because I had been dealing with her over the phone since I started renting and since the problem started so she knew the score and could have fixed it sooner if she actually did her fucking job in the first place.
Like I said the next day a plumber came out, desired result achieved only because I was that pissed off, she could have done that the moment I called in the first place but LJ Hooker are complete failures. I don't give a shit how she felt about the ordeal.
Also when I left apparently I was owing rent, a new lease had never been signed after me living there for 3 months and I stayed for 2 years. I told the landlord he cant do shit because of the expired lease and if he could legally prove I owe him anything to go ahead, never heard from him again. Yeh, I am a big guy, people are fuckwits that either don't care or try and squeeze you for everything you have with no actual basis to do so. Fuck them, better than being walker over your whole life.
▶ No.125532>>125534 >>125687
>>125530
Been a shitload of break ins in my area. Every time I see someone bashed or stabbed in a home invasion it just adds to my night anxiety. Hearing someone breaking into the neighbors car a few weeks ago didn't help.
>>125531
Yeah it's been off since last Wednesday. Just hate being lied to, new excuse everyday when their tradie doesn't end up turning up. I'm not sure if they are component or dishonest people.
Might have to give them a spray soon like yourself. Not a confrontational person but I am going to just have to suck it up.
▶ No.125534
>>125532
>I'm not sure if they are component or dishonest people.
Think you meant to say incompetent but it would be a mix of both. So many wagies cry and complain about their job and that they work so hard when most of them actually do fuck all day to day at work, especially women.
>Not a confrontational person
Nor am I mate, I don't enjoy blasting people but when my fuse burns out I snap and don't care. Give them hell and post results, a functional water heating system is essential.
▶ No.125535>>125536 >>125537
What's this about Shorten putting out an ad with only white people in it? Why is that bad? How can it be considered acceptable to call that bad? Is there anywhere on earth that is sane regarding this sort of thing?
▶ No.125536
>>125535
white people are bad mate, get with the times
▶ No.125537
>>125535
The Greens probably kicked up a stink about it
▶ No.125538>>125541
>>125526
>Watching the news makes me so agitated,angry and anxious.
That's the point. It's meant to put you in a state of fear because when you're scared you're more suggestible.
Learn to see the fnords.
▶ No.125540
>>125492
Yeah… The costs for the van-surfing lifestyle have seemed to have gone way up though.
▶ No.125541
>>125538
>Learn to see the fnords.
Fnords raped my dad and murdered my mum.
▶ No.125542
▶ No.125543>>125545
Just bought 24 tickets online for the $50 million powerball on Thursday.
I'm hoping I win. I need this, to be honest. Transhumanism is actually set to become a reality within 50 years and only the rich will be able to access it.
▶ No.125544
>>125432
There's no inheritance tax in Australia. All of that is literally tax free.
I guess you have no siblings? Helps with inheritance. What do you reckon you'd do with it?
>>125421
Nor am I. I love my parents deeply and will likely never get over it when they die.
▶ No.125545>>125547
>>125543
Your chances of winning are still pretty bad, how much did all those tickets cost you?
▶ No.125546>>125553
>>125456
NZ'ers are eligible for HECS loans now though, which actually makes it easier for you to finish your degree.
Don't despair mate, you'll be right.
▶ No.125547
▶ No.125548>>125549 >>125550 >>125560 >>125688
So bad news neets, MAX called me today and asked me why I'm not at wfd. Explained to the stupid whore that they told me I have nothing till July and she said "No, don't know who told you that!", then I said are you calling me a liar and said I had to hang up the phone because I'm gonna smash something.
Then she sorted out her tone and said I need to call some cenno hotline because the slut cut me off and "I can have tomorrow off", I said I'm gonna make a complaint against you and hung up.
I'm not fucking going back there, gonna have to get one of these neet approved med certs I've been hearing about.
▶ No.125549>>125552
>>125548
You sound like a real piece of work.
▶ No.125550>>125554
>>125548
Get a centrelink approved med cert asap and take it straight to cenno and tell them you want to be placed with a new provider, they will do it. They might send you back to max but that will be to tell of them change in situation as they don't do admin work you can do yourself, they should give you something to prove the message you are delivering is coming from cenno, HIGHLY satisfying when I did it.
▶ No.125551
Getting worried about this budget nonsense m8s, I think our NEETdays are numbered.
▶ No.125552
▶ No.125553>>125555
>>125546
Have you seen the conditions on those loans though? Not only would it cost me a hundred thousand dollars (KEK), I also have to pay 25% extra for the privilege of taking the loan in the first place. Not to mention inflation is applied to the loan but not wages.
So, yeah, I can get the degree if I want to pay a hundred and fifty thousand dollars for it. It's cool though, that's just the part I must play to ensure Abdul and all the other muslim cockroaches get the same education for twenty five grand. Lol.
▶ No.125554>>125557
>>125550
Should I tell the doctor I have anxiety or anger issues, I've had anxiety in the past and taken meds for it but I'm pretty angry right now and will be angry tomorrow as well. Not sure about changing providers since max don't bother asking me for job sheets I've just had my fill of wfd and don't want to do it anymore.
▶ No.125555>>125562
>>125553
Maybe you could piss off back to NZ and not pay it back? unless the creditors can get you there.
▶ No.125556>>125563 >>125646
Anyone else get demoralized when thinking about the future? Society will only continue to get worse and there is little we can do about it (democratically). Governments will continue selling the country off, and fucking our shit up. The electoral process is set up in a way where it is impossible to vote in a party other than liberal or labor. It's just bullshit, like our hands are tied.
▶ No.125557>>125558 >>125561
>>125554
med certs = no more job provider at all
▶ No.125558
>>125557
I'll take that as an added bonus
▶ No.125559>>125562
And to add, with the stupid immigration levels, everywhere will slowly turn into a ghetto, and how long before it will be before we get bashed and robbed daily? Is this really what we have to look forward to in the future? Fuck if things get beyond a certain point I am either going to move to somewhere like alaska, where at least if things are shit you have guns to defend yourselves, ANOTHER thing that is shit about Australia, that we cannot even fucking defend ourselves.
Just, fuck it all.
▶ No.125560>>125565
>>125548
so you handled it in the worst way possible, btw they dont give a fuck if you make complaints, noone within the industry or centrelink gives 2 shits about you or your grievance, not being a cunt, just giving you the honest truth
abusing staff is also the quick way to get your payments fucked with, no matter what, always be courteous and polite, there is zero to be gained from abusing these people despite the fact they deserve it, they have the upper hand in this relationship
▶ No.125561>>125564 >>125565 >>125567
>>125557
In what world mate? all they do is delay the inevitable. Sure you might get lucky with a 3 month cert that exempts you from everything but when that runs out you're back in the shit unless your doc doesn't care about his career because cenno busts their balls hard especially on certs that's have a lengthy time to them.
▶ No.125562>>125569
>>125555
Lol, I hadn't considered that. The long jewish tendrils of the ATO can probably reach me in NZ, unfortunately.
>>125559
If it continues I don't see a future for white australians. Politicians and policy-writers aren't retarded so I don't understand how nonwhite immigration can be anything but a deliberate effort to (((diversify))) our population to the point of every race being represented equally in every part of society and society collapsing under the weight of the problems that causes. Look how much of wagies' tax money is being funneled into tolerance and diversity programs.
Oy vey…
▶ No.125563
>>125556
it only looks that way because very little people are politically savy and with things like msm being shit and pc culture it's becoming harder to find an honest opinion
until people start waking each other up with things like lying media and the jq things are going to stay stagnant
▶ No.125564>>125566
>>125561
if you cannot figure out how to work the system that wants to work you, you dont deserve its bounty imo
▶ No.125565
>>125561
I could disengage for 8 weeks (save some money) then re-apply and start it all over again.
>>125560
If i get this med cert tomorrow then I'm home free for a little while, plus I've been nice to max for the last two years I couldn't take it anymore.
▶ No.125566>>125568
>>125564
>Figure out how to bullshit your way to DSP
Enlighten us or fuck off then
▶ No.125567>>125593
>>125561
My psychiatrist will write me as much med certs as I want. if there is a good reason for getting them, which there is.
▶ No.125568>>125571 >>125575
>>125566
>Buy wheelchair
>Wheel yourself into cenno
>Ask for DSP
>Say you have no working legs syndrome
>get dsp
▶ No.125569>>125570
>>125562
We are being bred out, I see this every time I walk out of my house. For every white women I see pushing a pram there are 20 shitskins with multiple niglets surrounding her. I weep for the future
▶ No.125570
>>125569
At least in burgerland you can defend yourself with guns when the diversity strikes. Here you have to just bend over and get fucked, and if you do defend yourself with some shit you will get more or equal jail time than the offender.
▶ No.125571>>125572
>>125568
>can't afford a wheelchair without DSPbux
The NEET paradox
▶ No.125572>>125574
>>125571
Then just crawl in there
▶ No.125573
Is MS NEET still here? How are you doing mate? Have you got on an effective treatment like Lemtrada yet?
More data out today shows that Lemtrada appears to halt brain atrophy, the only drug that has ever done so for MS. Get on dat shit m8.
▶ No.125574
>>125572
>cenno won't acknowledge any disability but IBS
The Pajeet paradox
▶ No.125575>>125578
>>125568
>no working legs
neetlegs
▶ No.125576>>125577 >>125578 >>125579 >>125582 >>125583 >>125628
I get triggered every time some cunt talks about buying alcohol with his neetbux or wasting them on some camwhore. Have some decency neets. I know most of you are just failed normies but avoiding life in the most normie and expensive ways is a sin against the allneet.
▶ No.125577
>>125576
cheers to that mate
▶ No.125578
>>125575
kek
>>125576
It's hard to be asceticNEET if mummy's always bitching at ya. Gotta take those small pleasures where you can get em
▶ No.125579>>125580
>>125576
I have been drinking the same goon bag for weeks. I don't drink much, but its pretty nice that a $10 bag lasts me more than a month.
▶ No.125580>>125581
>>125579
Your supposed to drink it all in one night
▶ No.125581
>>125580
Don't want to pull a Bon Scott, m80
▶ No.125582>>125585
>>125576
What about most of the neets that blow their money on fast food constantly? No defence for the alcos and that one fuckwit that blows all his money on camwhores, I agree he takes the cake as the worst
▶ No.125583
>>125576
What else should we spend it on, not like the futures worth living. Might as well party with Dan everynight.
▶ No.125584>>125586 >>125587 >>125590 >>125592
Cheesecake NEET here, what topic should I do for my next video? I keep trying to think of an idea, but I am just creatively drained. Someone suggested they wanted more personal stories, but on what topic exactly?
▶ No.125585>>125588 >>125589
>>125582
The fast food thing is what is most weird to me.
Why are NEETs dining at fast food restaurants? That is only for the common wagie, at least if you're eating out go and grab some nice seafood or sandwich/cafe place, maybe Thai or Italian if you're in the mood.
Wagies are the ones that need to be in and out in 5 minutes, NEETs have the time to enjoy a wagie preparing nice food for us and you can get it delivered to your house too - KFC and McDonalds don't do that
▶ No.125586
>>125584
talk about tfw no friends
▶ No.125587
>>125584
Video ideas
>analyzing different sub-cultures of young Australians and how they've changed over your life time (omg europe travel yaas insta girls, tradie dropkicks, clubbing normies, uni cucks) and make it very stereotypical
>analyzing new 2017 budget
>asking normies on the street about their opinion on NEETs (phrased professionally, say it's for a "research project" and try to trigger them for some good laughs
>Australia NEET food review
>NEET activity/lifestyle hobby recommendations and thoughts on shit NEETs can do to pass the time
>education/career/getting a job development
Hope you're doing well man
▶ No.125588>>125591
>>125585
Because neets are lazy and it's cheap
▶ No.125589
>>125585
I couldn't understand it either I'm not one of them but I think its cause its something to look forward to, probably the only moment of their day that they can find a little joy in something and as a result become dependant on it. For me its just even more money out of my account that I cant afford, I live off of tuna, baked beans and spam in frozen meals but its cheap as fuck
▶ No.125590
>>125584
Release that porno you made of you fucking the fat bitches from max
▶ No.125591
>>125588
fast food is not cheap though
▶ No.125592
>>125584
Buy all of the woolies cheesecakes and review one a week
▶ No.125593
>>125567
^ Nobody should be getting any trouble from JSP's if they have med certs. But the rules change all the time so nothing is set in stone. A med cert means you can't work for a medical reason… that should be the end of it.
▶ No.125594>>125606
lol, they're gonna drug test people on centrelink now
▶ No.125595>>125597
>Almost all Australians will pay more tax in a surprise hit and thousands of Centrelink clients will be drug tested and face the possibility of the Government controlling their spending in Treasurer Scott Morrison's second budget.
▶ No.125596>>125598 >>125601
>The Government will also drug test 5,000 new welfare recipients, with those who test positive to be forced onto a Centrelink income-management scheme, which controls how a recipient spends their money. They will also face referrals for treatment.
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▶ No.125598
>>125596
If they do that to the obvious meth head bogans I kinda like that idea.
Odds on though it'll be a threat to hold over people who annoy them.
>be nice to cenno or they'll DRUG TEST YA
▶ No.125599>>125600
>Once they have accrued four demerit points over six months, they risk being subjected to financial penalties - a loss of 50 per cent of a fortnightly payment for their first strike; 100 per cent of their fortnightly payment for a second strike, and cancellation of their payment for a third strike, with a four-week exclusion from reapplying.
Events leading to demerit points include failure to look for a job, attend an interview, or accept suitable work.
▶ No.125600
>>125599
also
>In other reforms, from March 2020 seven different types of welfare payments will be consolidated into one new payment called a JobSeeker Payment but the government said less than 1 per cent of recipients will see their payment rate change as a result of the reform.
>The use of the Cashless Debit Card in lieu of welfare payments will be expanded to two new locations facing high levels of disadvantage, welfare dependence and social harm caused by alcohol drugs and gambling. Income management will also be extended for a further two years.
Looks like if you're not a druggie and at least look like you're meeting obligations it will be all good
▶ No.125601>>125602 >>125603 >>125614
>>125596
Will be interesting to see how they go about this. I can only speculate that they are introducing this to target the obvious meth addicts, they are going to be completely fucked cause there is no way they are going to stop
▶ No.125602>>125605
>>125601
Yeah, that's the problem with this sort of shit.
Take the meth heads dole away and the crime rate goes up, it's not rocket science.
▶ No.125603
>>125601
Honestly it sounds more like a "lets show people we're trying to stop your taxes going on drugs" plan than a plan to actually solve any problems. They'll randomly test a few people and then everyone will forget about the whole thing.
▶ No.125604>>125610 >>125646
>People deemed to be at risk of substance abuse will be required to undertake random saliva, urine or hair follicle tests for drugs in three locations from next year.
Will they just be targeting abo communities like they do with the cashless cards?
▶ No.125605>>125609
>>125602
Say hello to a massive underground prostitution ring starting up. Addicts are probably on the phone right now scheming all kinds of shit
▶ No.125606
>>125594
That's gonna cost the gov heaps
▶ No.125607>>125608
This war on NEETs is absolutely unacceptable, NEET uprising when?
▶ No.125608
>>125607
Lead from the front and they will follow, brave anon
▶ No.125609>>125611
>>125605
Its already happening m8, I used to know a lot of crack heads and the number of bogan skanks who fuck their dealers is unbelievable.
Pretty sure that's why most of them deal.
▶ No.125610>>125615
If I hand in my med cert to cenno office around 11am will I be all good not to go into wfd the next day? I know uploading it to mygov takes a while.
>>125604
No one in there right mind would touch abo piss
▶ No.125611>>125613
>>125609
Yeh that's been a thing for a while. Now they will want to organise and consolidate so enough cash can move around amongst them without having to be depdenat entirely on cenno. Did this even enter the heads of any politician, I wonder
▶ No.125612
The whole country fucking hates us.
▶ No.125613
>>125611
I could see that happening, rather than Stacy McSlutflaps blowing her dealer he'll send her off to blow some old wog and then come back.
Politicians never think anything through, just how it'll look for the camera.
▶ No.125614>>125617
>>125601
yeah they're only targeting degenerates like the bo now but it's pretty much just an exercise to see how far they can push the envelope
soon it's going to be a matter of anyone saying anything bad about islam or diversity having their cenno taken away
▶ No.125615>>125616
>>125610
Yeh they will process it that day and put it on your file before the end of the day if you go in
▶ No.125616
>>125615
Sweet, gettin drunk tomorrow night then.
▶ No.125617
>>125614
Soon saying anything bad about max will cut you off cenno
▶ No.125618>>125619
Is this the right form for a med cert?
▶ No.125619>>125620
Watching cheesecakes vids at the moment, might make my own channel and just talk some shit. Might be something different to add to the mix being that I'm a 32yo neet, no real ideas on shit just might pick up topics that cheesecakes being talking about
>>125618
No, your doc will give you a centrelink med cert upon request. Its not a form you fill out
▶ No.125620>>125621
>>125619
The most important part is choosing a good meme to use for your channel name
▶ No.125621
>>125620
I was basedNEET in the irc when I did go in there so was gonna use that
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▶ No.125623>>125626
>>125622
met a few doing wfd and the ones who are freshly 30 are some of the most relaxed neets i've been around
▶ No.125624
I heard the treasurer say that plebs who repeatedly don't turn up to appointments/wftd cause of a hangover or that they're intoxicated will end up on the BasicsCard.scheme
▶ No.125626>>125627
>>125623
They know the end is near and have come to terms with it
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▶ No.125628>>125630
>>125576
I've saved up for like 5 months to finally upgrade my computer, but damn shipping fees are like a quarter of the total cost and I have to hold off for another month before I can finally order.
▶ No.125629
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Qantas CEO cops pie to face during speech in Perth
▶ No.125630>>125631 >>125643
>>125628
How does it take you 5 months to save for an upgraded computer lmfao
▶ No.125631
>>125630
Probably on youth allowance
▶ No.125633>>125634
>>125632
>this video is private
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▶ No.125635
>>125632
>I've had grilfriends before
[spoiler]I'm still watching[spoiler]
▶ No.125636>>125638 >>125639
BUDGET 2017
NEET BTFO!!!!!!!
HAHAHGA U CUNTS ARE DONE
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▶ No.125639
>>125636
I hope this cheers you up during your 8-10 hours of work tomorrow m8
And the day after that
And the day after that
And the 40 years after that
▶ No.125640
In the budget news its talking about Centrelink appointments, I'm assuming they mean JSP appointments.
▶ No.125641>>125642
>>125632
Thanks for the video, those depression/loneliness feels have been hitting me hard lately and it's true that you need to find activities to take your mind off of it all or you'll end up in bed in the fetal position for hours. Bad luck you got lice from a chair, never had lice myself.
▶ No.125642
>>125641
No worries, I'll prob make some more soon I used to make audio blog type things like this but never uploaded them. Might do a neet shopping video like the other guys, and whatever else comes to mind
▶ No.125643
>>125630
Probably buying a i7 or 1070
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▶ No.125645
Unineet should make a video about the budget, watching his vids atm
▶ No.125646
>>125414
your dad will spend that 40k on thai hookers before he carks it and by 2030 when your old man passes, the car will be in the junkyard and probably illegal to drive thnx to that faggot elon musk.
My inheritance will be maybe the capital gains on our family home less the mortgage and personal debt divided amongst me and my 3 siblings. My parents are youngish too, they have another 30 years to live so i'll get effectively nothing. My grandmother was well off but spent it travelling the world with my step-grandfather and I will see precisely $0.
>>125426
looks good.
>>125427
fuck that scott morrison cunt. what an a grade fuckwit. NEETs + Single Parents + Drug dealers are what keeps small businesses running. No fucking neet is living it large or has 100k in savings.
>>125437
they're pretty expy tbh. I live a good 15 min walk away from the shops so i just get me a $5.95 cheapo pizza from dominos + good exercise and out in the sun.
>>125449
i have some white abo features (no abo ancestors that i know of though), hair is curly, knows is somewhat wide and my brow bone is prominent.
>>125456
best of luck my brother
>>125461
The policy will end up in an international outrage since the policy has become essentially a guestworker program. It's tough on children brought over by kiwi parents since they know nothing of NZ/no family there but lack civil rights and benefits in Aus.
>>125487
>subway meatball sub
my nigga, i bought one of the $11 premium subs last week and felt like a fatcat.
>>125556
every fucking day. if i do find a job, it will be for 50k a year, if im lucky then in 4 years time my skills will be rendered useless anyway or the company will downsize.
>>125604
>walk into centrelink
>oy u hand me ur piss
>no cunt
>rite u fuckin prick no bennies for u
>reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>security guard attempts to physically remove metho
>metho bites security guard
Might start lurking around cennalink to be honest now lmao.
▶ No.125647>>125648 >>125719
To Based NEET.
I agree with your sentiments regarding normies living their life through TV. Having time to introspect is a double edged sword. A lot of normies seem to be happier living a lie. Sometimes I wish that I were of average intelligence and average abilities so i'd be fine and contented with living an unremarkable life. Days turn into weeks turn into months turn into seasons turn into years.
Outside of my immediate family, I've spoken to no one in four years, perfunctory encounters with store clerks/cashiers/Salvo/Centrelink excluded. It's pretty fucking lonely and conducive to mental illness to be this detached. Often times I feel detached from my existence. Only real joy I get is sleeping, the 1 second dopamine hits after a wank, eating greasy food, walking and shitposting. Solitude is okay, but not near complete isolation.
▶ No.125648>>125650
>>125647
Yeh you're right. Spend to much time reflecting and thinking and it builds up like a mental momentum that you have to snap yourself out of otherwise you spiral out. I've become pretty good at catching myself when that starts to happen and put the mental brakes when it does, if you do nothing especially when you can feel that spiral coming on it makes it that much worse and harder to get out of it but you do. I feel like I have very average intelligence, I was smart enough to get into the Air Force at entry level but that was just scraping through all the tests (it didn't end up happening anyway) I'm just smart enough to have some critical thinking and can see that a wagie life is and never was for me.
I have tried to contact family, cousins in particular cause they never fucked me over or caused crazy bullshit but that was well over a year ago and I've not head anything back from any of them so its clear they want nothing to do with me and no real reason they shouldn't keep in contact other than the fact that I'm a loser, I suppose it means that much to them to save face and have the black sheep gone for good. An old mate from Sydney that I considered like a brother came to visit a while back wanting to pick things up and missed our friendship but it wasn't the same. Too much time had passed and too much damage done to just be cool with everything again it had an air of awkwardness around the whole time with our interactions and it was never like that. I do feel detached very much so these days and feel like I'm on the verge of a breakdown to be honest, my coping mechanism is running on overdrive probably and that cant last forever.
▶ No.125650>>125651 >>125652
>>125648
Do you ever feel suicidal?
▶ No.125651>>125653
>>125650
I do but I try not to entertain the thoughts and that's usually enough to keep them at bay, but it gets overwhelming sometimes when the detachment feeling isn't there and I'm very much present with myself if that makes sense. When I'm up I don't want to go to sleep and when I wake up I don't want to face the day, the weight of hopelessness feels like its getting heavier but I don't think I'll go that far and take my own life but at the same time I cant cope forever with how things currently are. I'm completely lost going wherever the wind takes me, I just hope I don't end up homeless at some point cause I fuck up with cenno and appointments or something
▶ No.125652
>>125650
every fucking day for me. im too fucking careless to off myself.
▶ No.125653>>125654 >>125655 >>125778
>>125651
>I do but I try not to entertain the thoughts and that's usually enough to keep them at bay, but it gets overwhelming sometimes when the detachment feeling isn't there and I'm very much present with myself if that makes sense.
I know what you mean. I had dealing with loneliness, isolation, shyness and my social ineptness all my life. I was very angry and bitter about being so socially regressed that I turned it all inwards by the time I left for university. The gap year before uni I discovered chan culture, which was mostly an echochamber for nihilism, apathy as well as irony and absurdist which I made the decision to fully embrace. My four years in university I detached completely from reality, lived vicariously through the internet and numbed myself with alcoholism(not like the meme alcoholics here). I got youth allowance and academic scholarships which allowed me to live alone. I only showed up to enough classes to allow me to pass to two units a semester I needed to keep the bux coming. I became a compulsive liar and would just make up any lie I could think to keep my parents off my back when they called. I felt like a ghost, my time at university doesn't even feel like it occurred.
It all came undone eventually in winter last year. I got expelled from university for failing to meet my academic probation requirements multiple times. I was cut off cenno for taking too long to finish my degree and the scholarship money was gone. I stayed inside my flat for weeks screening all calls from the real estate agent asking for rent. I could no longer escape or detach. The weight of my decisions finally hit me. I had lost four years of my life doing absolutely nothing and got myself a huge hecs debt with nothing to show. I thought coming clean with this to my parents would destroy our relationship and could see the emotional trauma ahead of me. I had become an abhorrent pathetic husk of a young man, broke and no prospects. Started with anger, berating myself in the mirror, punching myself in the head and cutting myself. Then I truly felt absolute hopelessness, I saw no way forward and couldn't bare what was in front of me. Worst feeling I had ever felt, this made my past emotional disturbances seem like nothing.
▶ No.125654>>125655 >>125778
>>125653
I made up my mind I was going to kill myself. I pawned my laptop and drove to my hometown to stay in our family home while they were overseas. I went dr shopping and got scripts for oxazepam and valium. I stayed in a drunken stupor for a week to psyche myself up and suppress my internal monologue of waying up the impact it would have on my family.
Fuck this dragging on an just turned into attention whoring but I did just mean to relate to becoming present and self aware and feeling suicidal.
tl;dr set up a noose in the bush in the national park near by, even with all the booze and all those benzos I couldn't will myself to end it, survival instincts kicked in and I got very frightened.
Accepted I didn't have it in me to end it at the time and hurt my family. Came clean to family and here I am on the dole living with my sister almost a year later.
▶ No.125655>>125656
>>125653
>>125654
Damn m8, that was hard to read. I empathize in some respects, but I never went to uni. Do you ever think you will go back there, to finish off?
▶ No.125656>>125657
>>125655
Yeah sorry I'm drunk and should have proof read before I posted.
It's very unlikely I will go back, no motivation to study or any academic interests to pursue at the time.
▶ No.125657>>125658
>>125656
I'm currently studying at uni, and I have absolutely no drive. I've already fucked up on two of my assessments because I didn't even start them. It's not that the work is hard, I think I've become to nihilistic or some shit about everything. Uni has just become a source for NEETbux at this point.
▶ No.125658>>125659
>>125657
what degree are you doing? im doing finance, and worry im not living up to my potential.
▶ No.125659>>125660 >>125724
>>125658
Double major in anthropology/sociology and English. I was planning on dropping one of them and picking up economics instead, since that seems like a degree you can actually get a job with (if I wanted one). I got into uni via the STAT test (I'm 22 soon). I wanted to do economics but the STAT doesn't cover the mathematics that are needed to do that. Which is fucked, because I like economics and there is barely any maths to it - well at least in comparison to accounting and other shit. It's nothing I can't handle. But the lowest math unit seems hard as fuck to me. I've always been shit at maths and other STEM courses. So yeah, I'm stuck doing something in the arts which we all know amounts to a useless degree and is full of leftist hipster SJW cunts.
▶ No.125660>>125661
>>125659
Forgot to mention the uni requires me to complete a math unit to get into economics.
▶ No.125661>>125662 >>125789
>>125660
do the maths unit and finish up the main sociology subjects. Then get a econ/sociology double which will probably see you get a comfy job at the ABS doing socioeconomics.
▶ No.125662>>125665 >>125789
>>125661
im 20 btw and finishing up a financial planning degree. I'm not sure if i want to double up with accounting or do some econ/stat thing and shoot for the stars or graduate and get a job or do law.
▶ No.125663>>125664
>so many early morning NEETs
REAL
NEET
HOURS
▶ No.125664
>>125663
Just woke up. This time last week I was getting up at 10pm, my pattern slowy shifts around all the time and its easy done when you sleep and get up when you want. I'd rather get up in the night however these are full blown normie hours.
Gonna make a coffee and put some Prodigy on. Hopefully gta5 comes in the mail today so I have something to do and a game to grind on for my ps4, its overdue to arrive. I suppose SA post offices are just as bad as their energy providers, nothing I've bought on ebay has taken this long to come from the east coast wtf are they doing
▶ No.125665
>>125662
Law is currently way oversaturated, would not recommend if you can help it.
▶ No.125666>>125667
Another post because I want trips.
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▶ No.125669>>125677
>>125632
Nice vid m8
Something you mentioned - the lack of self-reflection among normies - is something that I've experienced myself, both first-hand and by observation of the people around me.
I'm 24, well past the period of adjusting into adulthood, and I can still feel my emotional and intellectual development being stunted when I work full-time. I used to wonder why, with access to all the world's philosophies and art and the rich recorded history of our species in general, why the average person won't look farther than the TV to understand the human condition and make their own life more satisfying.
Mark Twain said history doesn't repeat itself but it does rhyme, and it's true: there are tens of thousands of generations of humans who came before us and every conceivable situation has already occurred and been documented. Why would they NOT take advantage of this received wisdom?
Well, it's as simple as wagecucks not having enough time or energy to think about anything that's not threatening their livelihood or being beamed into their head by the electric jew. They literally don't have the mental bandwidth to support these thoughts, there's just too much work-anxiety and family-anxiety and health-anxiety, and really the latter two are the consequences of their work schedule anyway. A man can't be expected to think or sustain a healthy family life when he's forced to dedicate his most productive and energetic 40 hours each week to his employer. It doesn't matter whether I'm in an office or a factory, work sucks the goddamn life from my body. The only pleasure is the postcuck ringing the doorbell with an Amazon box.
All of this, I've experienced myself. Once I became familiar with the degenerate effect that employment had on my own mind, it was easy to see it working its magic on other people. And it's everywhere. You can't walk through a shopping centre on the weekend without seeing a hundred men whose spirits have been completely demolished.
I don't want that
▶ No.125670>>125671
Gonna go out and get my med cert today, gonna say I have really bad anxiety since I used to have it anyway. Hopefully pajeet doesn't fuck around
▶ No.125671>>125675
>>125670
Mate, check in with the NEETs itt before you do that. I think I've read that you need to be cautious when you're requesting a medcert for a psychological issue because so many bludgers have the same idea.
▶ No.125675>>125676
>>125671
If they do fuck around I'll just go to another doctor
▶ No.125676
>>125675
Just give the pajeet a hundred bucks, 3 months of paid holidays with no hassles for a hundred is a good deal especially if you change doctors after and go to them for a free renewal.
▶ No.125677
>>125669
Thanks mate, spot on with everything. All people like us have is who we are and we are unwavering in that, the alternative would drive me over the edge. Don't know how many times I couldn't sleep as a wagie stressing about my job, anxiety levels peaked then as a result cant sleep so either go into work like a literal zombie or call in sick in feel wrath for doing so. I never could hold down a job for long they were always so demanding and then if you are good at what you do and don't just slack around like everyone else more responsibility gets put on you because you're the dependable one that gets shit done when you're there, fucking forget it.
Best job I had was burger king when I left highschool I really enjoyed it, even better than the warm calling sales job I had that I made at the least $800 a week from before commission, if I did exceed my target I was clearing $1k a week but that was my whole life. Eat, sleep, wageslave, get drunk on the weekend to try and relax and forget which never worked. If we were designed it was never for a life of that shit, so much of everything that society wants from you go against basic human nature its literally insane what is expected of everyone.
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▶ No.125679
Stuck on the phone to cenno, pretty sure I can memorise the music by now
▶ No.125680
Think I found my med cert doctor
▶ No.125682>>125685 >>125695 >>125702 >>125711 >>125746
Made a video on the way to the doctors and after, complete failure.
Prepare yourself for:
>Bad audio
>Cam aimed at the ground most of the time
>Finger blocking microphone on and off
But here it is anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFe6qnzgx_s
▶ No.125685>>125686
>>125682
buy a rubber ear syringe from the chemist basednube
costs about $10. DIY. Profit.
not medical advice.
▶ No.125686>>125697
>>125685
I've looked them up and know about them, I'll pick one up tomorrow. Even more money thrown at this shit.
▶ No.125687
>>125532
Give the tenancy tribunal a call. I believe the real estate is in the wrong and there is in action you can take against them. Once you know this just threaten to take action against them and they will back down.
▶ No.125688
>>125548
Always record everything, including the name of who said shit. Get it in writing if you can.
▶ No.125690>>125701
>>125689
Wouldn't expect anything less from the Abhorrent Broadcasting Corporation
▶ No.125691>>125701
>>125689
Fucking degenerate central holy shit
>All about inclusiveness
Unless you're a straight white male that has normal levels of testosterone
▶ No.125692>>125694
Success!
Only for two weeks but I can milk it more next time
▶ No.125694>>125696
>>125692
She said it will be active on my cenno account in 24 hours, it was 11:50 when I handed it in.
Does that mean I'm good not to go to wfd tomorrow?
▶ No.125695>>125697
>>125682
why don't you wash out your own ears in the shower or something? just buy a needle without the sharp bit and fill it with warm water and pump it in
the doctors not gonna do anything more than you can do at home tbh
▶ No.125696>>125698
>>125694
You should be, but never assume anything with cenno. I'd be on the phone calling cenno first thing as soon as their phone line opens tomorrow morning to confirm
▶ No.125697>>125717
>>125695
>>125686
needle will cost like $1 and do the same job
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▶ No.125700
Mate sent me this from wfd just now, glad I won't be going back there
▶ No.125701>>125703
>>125690
>>125691
Hmmm… That presenter looks familiar…
▶ No.125702>>125704 >>125707
>>125682
I'm liking these stream of consciousness videos, m8. I know a NEET can't be expected to work too hard but I'm around ten years your junior and it'd be sweet to see you make a video on the topic of purpose. How purpose differs between the long-term employed and the long-term unemployed NEETs. How a NEET can get a sense of purpose so he's not just surviving each day with no big picture plan for his life.
▶ No.125703
>>125701
>Muh sexualization of women because I'm a hybrid basic chink that will only ever have beta faggots trying to date me and real men wont look at me twice
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▶ No.125708>>125709 >>125754
So have you neets been staying away from the camwhores?
▶ No.125709
>>125708
>So have you neets been staying away from the camwhores?
Always, I'd never waste my autismbux on camwhores, I need a new car and a new computer.
▶ No.125710
>>125707
how many neets here are redpilled on the unemployment question?
▶ No.125711
>>125682
>there's a lot of asians around here man
▶ No.125713
not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
▶ No.125715>>125716 >>125718 >>125721 >>125727
Do those cashless welfare cards stop you spending money on porn as well as gambling and alcohol? I heard it on the radio this morning but before that ive only heard the "gambling, alcohol, withdrawing cash" restrictions
▶ No.125716>>125730
>>125715
You can only spend it on rent, bills, food and transport.
▶ No.125717>>125720
>>125697
bro look up what a syringe is
mfw
▶ No.125718
>>125715
You could spend it on a 4chan pass maybe
▶ No.125719>>125722 >>125729
>>125647
Geez m8, I may as well have written that post except it's more like 6 years of speaking to no one for me. I hope for the both of us that we will eventually break free of this horrible cycle.
Pic-related is the meal I bought from a cafe today - I thought about Maccas but remembered another anon recently saying that some of us should give a local cafe a go than the usual (Maccas,HJs,KFC,Dominos etc). It was great (bacon,egg,hash-brown,baby spinach plus house-made tomato relish on a tortilla wrap) though it nearly cost me $20 with a coffee (I ate the parsley garnish to get my monies worth). It's good to try new places, see/talk (albeit very briefly) to new people etc.
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▶ No.125721>>125723 >>125726
>>125715
People spend money on porn ?
▶ No.125722>>125730
>>125719
Mummy bot doesn't make you food?
▶ No.125723
>>125721
In the 90's they did
▶ No.125724>>125789
>>125659
Don't they do bridging courses? Doesn't tafe teach math? Econ math is piss easy
▶ No.125725>>125730 >>125735
Here is what I have been working on m8s, might have a play with OBS settings to get it looking better.
- Cheesecake
▶ No.125726
>>125721
I have never spent money on porn
▶ No.125727
>>125715
You only get put on it if they drug test you, and you fail (which they have to suspect you are on drugs anyway) , just don't make them test you and you will be fine.
▶ No.125729>>125730
>>125719
Looks nice. Cafe food is pretty expensive though, but tastes nice. I got a chicken parmigiana from one a while ago.
▶ No.125730>>125734 >>125738
>>125716
Transport to and from a brothel?
>>125722
Yeah but I needed cheering up and buying a tasty meal usually does so
>>125725
Looks pretty good already
>>125729
I've never had a chicken parma that wasn't bought from the freezer section of a supermarket, seriously. I can't even recall mummybot ever making the dish. Will have to hit-up a pub one day and give it a try (and hopefully the pub's cooks know what they're doing).
▶ No.125734
>>125730
>I've never had a chicken parma that wasn't bought from the freezer section of a supermarket, seriously. I can't even recall mummybot ever making the dish. Will have to hit-up a pub one day and give it a try (and hopefully the pub's cooks know what they're doing).
Really? I have made it at home a few times, you just need to crumb a chicken breast, fry it, add ham, sauce and cheese and cook in the oven. Pub ones are usually better though, very nice.
>Looks pretty good already
I have got the bitrate running at about 4500 rather than 3500 and it looks a lot clearer now. The game was being difficult with the replay, so will have to re-record it again.
▶ No.125735>>125736 >>125739
>>125725
Are you one of the f1 watching neets m8?
▶ No.125736
>>125735
Yeah, enjoying the season so far
▶ No.125738>>125741
>>125730
No one in the history of mankind has ever fucked up a parma
▶ No.125739>>125740
>>125735
I'm watching the mummybot racing atm
▶ No.125740>>125742
>>125739
We could have a mummybot race, wonder which one would win?
▶ No.125741
>>125738
Pretty sure someone somewhere's fucked one though.
▶ No.125742
>>125740
Depends if they're racing to or from the kitchen
▶ No.125743>>125744
Are the (you)'s not working all the time for anyone else?
▶ No.125744>>125745
>>125743
M8, you's never work
you's lazy NEETs
▶ No.125745>>125747
>>125744
I mean the (you) next to the post
▶ No.125746
>>125682
>The Day The Wax Won
I liked the vid although I couldn't look at it as the constant bobbing was making me nauseous so I just listened while viewing a retro porn-mag thread on /b. Anyway I was shocked to see that amount of graffiti on a public bus, never seen that in QLD even when I lived in Brisbane.
▶ No.125747
>>125745
Lol, yeah, I was being a cunt.
It's working fine for me.
▶ No.125748
>>125707
I appreciate you taking the time to respond mate. I'll write a proper reply soon, just wanted you to know that I'd seen it. I really liked your analysis of the wagie mindset.
▶ No.125749>>125750 >>125751
▶ No.125750
▶ No.125751>>125752 >>125753
>>125749
What vid? Post a screenshot of the scene that made you orgasm.
▶ No.125754>>125755 >>125756 >>125768
>>125708
They keep popping-up every now and then…
I'm having second thoughts on a Thai sex holiday, http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/05/10/05/21/thailand-bomb-injures-56
▶ No.125755
>>125754
>thailand is the bomb
>had a blast miss u chad
>-stacey xoxo
▶ No.125756
>>125754
>giving a shit about dying
▶ No.125757>>125759 >>125767 >>125927
Should I apply? If I got it I could work my way up to a Case Manager position. It would be good getting paid Top Dollar to look down on a NEET tbqh
▶ No.125758>>125761 >>125763
Does anyone else feel like their body is letting them down?
I have a hard lymph node under my chin and tenderness in my other neck nodes. I don't think I'm getting sick, I had a cold two weeks ago. I'm probably dying. Fuck this shit.
▶ No.125759>>125760 >>125767
>>125757
We should all infiltrate MAX and make it easier for our fellow NEET brothers.
▶ No.125760>>125762 >>125764
>>125759
Sounds good in theory but the second a neet gets the taste of max wagie power they will be scheduling unnoticed appointments and cutting off neets
▶ No.125761
>>125758
I feel like I'm letting my body down tbh
If I live to a decent age I'm fucked
▶ No.125762
>>125760
No man should hold the power to cut off another man's dole payments.
▶ No.125763
>>125758
yes, recently my extremities have been going numb easily and skin marks easily. i got tested for diabetes and some other shit and they were all clear. feels like i'm slowly dying but i really don't give a shit
▶ No.125764>>125766
>>125760
>tfw a neet gets uppity so you force him to whip out his penis in the middle of the MAX Joondalup office and piss into a cup so you can check if he's been smoking the herbal jew
t. MAX employee, Jan 2018
▶ No.125766>>125769
▶ No.125767>>125772
>>125759
>>125757
We'll be just like the jews
▶ No.125768
>>125754
Too bad it wasn't in Pattaya where all the reprobates are.
Being trashy here is bad enough, don't ruin Asia with your Western degeneracy.
Do you guys have any good motivational books? That's not self-help new age stuff?I'm gonna buy from book depository.
▶ No.125769>>125771
>>125766
I don't use drugs anymore.
I'll whip that neet meat out and piss all over their faces.
▶ No.125771>>125774
▶ No.125772>>125773
>>125767
fucking kek
NEET-MAX caba; when?
▶ No.125773
▶ No.125774>>125775
>>125771
I'll do the biggest pee pee on them I ever peed
▶ No.125775>>125781
>>125774
Are you getting a med cert, or are you going to agonize yourself more at WFD?
▶ No.125776>>125777 >>125779
Cooking muh enchiladas again for dinner
▶ No.125777>>125780
>>125776
>40 minutes
Fuck that mate
▶ No.125778
>>125653
>>125654
I can relate, especially with the lack of rent money and the academic probation and the cenno cut off. You can still get cenno if you make a case for special circumstances and you write a letter and preferably if you have some medical documentation. I've done that once or twice to get an extra semester.
▶ No.125779>>125783
>>125776
i wish they came out of the box looking like the picture
▶ No.125780>>125782
>>125777
That's 40 mins in the oven, never mind the 30-40 prep time. Tasty as fuck though.
▶ No.125781
>>125775
Got a med cert today, posted it earlier in the thread
▶ No.125782>>125783
>>125780
Cook it in the microwave
▶ No.125783>>125784
>>125779
Here is a few pics from the last time I made them, they don't look that different to the packaging.
>>125782
It won't get the crisp flavor.
▶ No.125784>>125785
>>125783
Bit late to be having dinner isn't it m8?
▶ No.125785>>125786 >>125787
>>125784
8:23 here in Perth. Still a but late anyway.
▶ No.125786
▶ No.125787>>125788 >>125790
>>125785
shit I eat dinner at 5pm
▶ No.125788
>>125787
Yeah 5pm or 6pm is the regular time for me.
▶ No.125789>>125791 >>125799 >>125830
>>125661
>>125662
I don't think I'll make it bruh. It gets to the point when I need to study or do work, I look at the question or task required and view it existentially. As if it's just ink on paper, which serves no purpose, especially if it's uninteresting. Continuously asking what's the point? What do I get out of this? Why am I doing this if I don't want to be a wageslave? It also doesn't help that I don't know what I want to do…
>>125724
I did some bridging course last year and got BTFO even by that level of maths. I think I might have Dyscalculia, Needless to say I failed that shit for the second year in a row. I had to place all my chips on the STAT. Luckily, the multiple choice section part of the test is half English and half "maths", which was more problem solving questions. I did really well in my English essay, and ultimately got a high enough score to get into UWA.
▶ No.125790
>>125787
I eat dinner at 6, poo poo by 9
▶ No.125791>>125799
>>125789
Should have went to ECU, my friend went to UWA and it's competitive as balls.
Heaps of gooks too
▶ No.125794>>125798
Question:
>>125792
>>125793
Holy fuck I'm daft
▶ No.125798
▶ No.125799>>125800
>>125789
>>125791
Good effort, only gripe I had with UWA was how inflexible study options were and how badly they fucked up some majors in the transition into 3 year bachelors.
How are you liking your classes?
Feel a bit weird being in tuts and labs with 17-18 year olds?
Went and just read at reid tonight just to get out of the house. So many qt girls.
▶ No.125800
>>125799
>How are you liking your classes?
The classes themselves are interesting. My English unit is literary classics which is good because I've always enjoyed reading. Anthropology is interesting too, although you can see the Marxist and post-modern influences. This week our topic of discussion is on racism and how race is a myth. Next week it's on gender.
My problem is finding the motivation to do anything. I might go see the counselor and see if they can help me somehow.
>Feel a bit weird being in tuts and labs with 17-18 year olds?
For me personally not that much. I mean sometimes I can feel like shit considering how I'm just starting my degree, when others my age have finished theirs. But I try to remain stoic. There's no use in crying over spilled milk. And there are always a few mature age students among us. I have a baby face, so people probably can't tell how old I am anyhow.
>So many qt girls.
This. Holy shit, there are so many hot grills. I swear the uni is just full of Stacey's, Chads, nerds and chinks.
▶ No.125802>>125803 >>125815
▶ No.125803
>>125802
Mornin fellow bludger
▶ No.125804>>125805
I got up at 5:30am today so I can call cenno to make sure my med cert goes through, phones open at 6 in Perth I think
▶ No.125805>>125806
▶ No.125806>>125807
>>125805
6:30 they're still not open, sure as fuck not going into cuck for the dole thou
▶ No.125807>>125809
▶ No.125808
GOOD
FUCKING
MORNING
GOD
DAMMNIT
▶ No.125809>>125812
>>125807
Yeh but I think it's located over East so I'm thinking about time difference
▶ No.125811>>125814
>>125810
Really doesn't surprise me, even if it is just a joke. There is basically nowhere a NEET or low income earner can live in Sydney or Melbourne.
▶ No.125812>>125813
>>125809
The times are the same for wherever you are in the country. When its 7am YOUR time then the line opens up to take WA callers, this should be obvious man holy shit.
▶ No.125813
>>125812
I'll just quickly drive to victoria to make the call earlier
▶ No.125814
>>125811
Can live in an alleyway
▶ No.125815
▶ No.125816>>125817 >>125822 >>125824 >>125833 >>125836 >>125840
What's on for brekky today NEETs? I might have some NEET bix and a smoothie
▶ No.125817>>125818 >>125840
>>125816
Had a frozen Coles chilli con carne. It was as average as it always is.
Would neets be interested in a frozen meal video review? I know whats shit and decent with both coles and woolies frozen meals I've tried them all
▶ No.125818>>125819 >>125840
>>125817
Chilli con carne for breakfast?
Yeah I would be interested. I used to buy the frozen Coles lasagna and cannelloni
▶ No.125819>>125820
>>125818
Why not? I got tired quick last night and went to bed without much in my system so needed a decent meal to start the day
▶ No.125820>>125821
>>125819
Fair enough. I would enjoy those reviews though
▶ No.125821
>>125820
Getting the pics ready for it now I'll make it soon
▶ No.125822
>>125816
coffee, avocado and some twiggies
▶ No.125824>>125827
>>125816
Mummybot bought hotdogs for me so they're in the pot now
▶ No.125825>>125826
Well 8am came around and the cenno line is engaged, can't even get through.
Fucking bogans blocking the line
▶ No.125826>>125828
▶ No.125827>>125831
>>125824
Are you having them on their own or putting them in a bun?
▶ No.125828>>125829
>>125826
Yeh, I'm spam dialling them atm moment but it seems hopeless.
Anyway the med cert was dated from yesterday so I should be alright regardless I just don't wanna go through that bullshit with centrelink again
▶ No.125829
>>125828
I hate when they keep rejecting your call. Fuck it irritates me.
▶ No.125830
>>125789
> It gets to the point when I need to study or do work, I look at the question or task required and view it existentially. As if it's just ink on paper, which serves no purpose, especially if it's uninteresting. Continuously asking what's the point? What do I get out of this? Why am I doing this if I don't want to be a wageslave? It also doesn't help that I don't know what I want to do…
I know and hate all of these feels. If the coursework isn't interesting I default to that existential 'why even bother' mindset and end up doing something that I like. I'm doing it right now.
▶ No.125831
>>125827
Bun, it's not enough when they're on their own
▶ No.125832>>125834 >>125835
▶ No.125833>>125842
>>125816
2 huge cups of coffee and 6 ciggies
▶ No.125834
▶ No.125835>>125837
>>125832
pretty good reviews m8 but it's more for cultured neets that know what the meals are meant to taste like
do you ever go for the roast chooks? my local woolies does a good brine and dry rub which does better than the dry ones i get from coles
lucky for me i have a poo in loo restaurant near me that does top tier curries for cheap and is open late at night so i'm never short on options
▶ No.125836
▶ No.125837>>125838
>>125835
Cheers m8, that's true tbh. I've come from a wog background and had a lot of exposure to traditional home made Indian stuff so I've got a decent background in knowing what the score is I suppose.
>do you ever go for the roast chooks?
Generally I do my shops as soon as woolies opens in the morning so they are not available when I'm there. I've got a good charcoal chicken shop around the corner so when I'm really feeling for a chicken dinner I just go up there
▶ No.125838>>125839
>>125837
>charcoal chicken
noice
i ought to try out the red rooster near my house too but half the reason i buy roast chooks is the stuffing which coles does best
▶ No.125839
>>125838
Red rooter does a great roast chook. Haven't had one in ages but cant imagine its changed too much
▶ No.125840>>125841
>>125816
Toast and a piece of fruit. Have you tried blending weet-bix in a smoothie? There's recipes for em on the box but I cbf.
>>125817
>>125818
Yeah, I remember when Woolies pulled their Homebrand lasagnas from shelves over concerns/reports they contained horse meat. I bought plenty during that time and would still have continued buying them even if they did contain horse. Go for it Cheese, maybe you could mention the ingredients/nutritional levels/kj's/salt & sugar levels etc…?
▶ No.125841>>125845
>>125840
Vid is already up m8
▶ No.125842>>125843 >>125847
>>125833
>ciggies
>Making this douche richer while you and your health become poorer
Kinda reminds me of someone…
t. Dan Murphy's No.1 Customer
▶ No.125843>>125847
>>125842
Ciggies and a coffee is the breakfast of /fa/ggots. We have a fashion model in our midst.
▶ No.125845>>125854
>>125841
For some reason I thought you were Cheesecake-NEET. Anyway nice comprehensive reviews. I'll definitely give that Woolies butter chicken a go, as well as the beef lasagna some time (the last time I had this it was under the Homebrand brand name)
▶ No.125846>>125850 >>125898
>spent around 6k on whores in total
>cant justify it to myself to buy a switch to play mario kart
fucking kill me
▶ No.125847>>125848 >>125850
>>125842
>>125843
Fuck off cunts, I'm old.
And when I stop smoking my temper gets a bit crazy, I've given up giving up.
▶ No.125848>>125849
>>125847
Could try using a vaper
▶ No.125849>>125866
>>125848
Nah, tried it, just didn't feel right.
I've been smoking rollies for 28 years now, I think its in my DNA
▶ No.125850>>125852 >>125860
>>125846
I hope you at least spent some of that 6k on irl-whores and not solely on cam-whores?
>>125844
Cashless welfare card coming your way
>>125847
How many packs you go through a week?
▶ No.125851>>125853 >>125869 >>126091
I've a sneaking suspicion these guys want to hire a team player …
▶ No.125852>>125853 >>125855 >>125857
>>125850
About a pouch (50g) a week, sometimes more if I'm stressed or playing vidya a lot.
When I was a wagie it was double that, work stress and bullshit.
▶ No.125853
>>125851
>globally successful engineering company
The Jews?
>>125852
I have no idea if that's equal to what a "pack-a-day" smoker would consume (and by 'pack' I mean a pack of tailors or whatever kids are calling them nowadays)
▶ No.125854>>125856 >>125858 >>125859
>>125845
>I'll definitely give that Woolies butter chicken a go
>neets flocking to woolies to stock up on them
>weeks later a national butter chicken shortage occurs
>my fav frozen meal either cannot be found or the price goes up
Oh God what have I done
▶ No.125855>>125859 >>125870
>>125852
How much is a 50 pouch these days?
▶ No.125856>>125858
>>125854
Don't worry m8, we'll sell them to you for a very fair price…
▶ No.125857
>>125852
I think with the new budget rollies are gonna get a decent tax hike put on them iirc
▶ No.125858
>>125854
>>125856
Fucking kek, let the great butter chicken shortage.. begin
▶ No.125859>>125862 >>125871
>>125855
pretty sure it's about to hit $1/g
>>125854
start stocking and scalping lads
▶ No.125860>>125861 >>125865
>>125850
Yeah it was all on real whores.
▶ No.125861>>125867
>>125860
hope you checked to see if they weren't on 457's
gotta support your local economy
▶ No.125862>>125864
>>125859
>start stocking and scalping lads
▶ No.125863
I only buy the coles lasagna and the spinach and ricotta cannelloni
▶ No.125864
>>125862
instead of wall street it's struggle street
get ready for the neet (frozen) stock exchange
▶ No.125865>>125868 >>125872 >>125931
Alien: Covenant now showing in cinemas nationwide. Bring your friends!
>>125860
Better than cam-whores
BasedNEET, how's your ear today?
▶ No.125866
>>125849
Didin't feel right for me either, you just gotta stick with it and eventually you'll start hating ciggies.
▶ No.125867>>125874
>>125861
All of them were white one was some scottish chick tho.
▶ No.125868
>>125865
>BasedNEET, how's your ear today?
Still blocked m8 I'm used to it now. Going to demand to see a specialist when I go back next week
▶ No.125869
>>125851
Maybe their all sex offenders
▶ No.125870>>125875
>>125855
Around 50-60 $, depends where you buy them.
I can remember being able to buy my pouch, papers and lighter and getting change from a 10, that's 20 years back but even so.
It's all fucking tax too, evil cunts.
▶ No.125871>>125873
>>125859
Even on the cheapest bran it's 90c a gram at best, that's why I went with the vape. Just too expensive to smoke these days
▶ No.125872>>125900
>>125865
I'll wait for a decent cam copy, friends are harder to find than a centrelink bonus
▶ No.125873>>125876
>>125871
It honestly won't be long before people start growing hydro tobacco, it'd probably be worth it now.
▶ No.125874>>125877
>>125867
Was the scottish chick dirty?
▶ No.125875>>125881
>>125870
i don't understand either how people get looked down on for buying tobacco/alcohol on the dole when they both get taxed to shit
it's like recycled water
▶ No.125876>>125878 >>125880
>>125873
Asian chop-shops or w/e they are called that sell bags of homegrown tobacco are gonna be a big thing again prob. I think there was a big crackdown on them a while back but the chinks are clever and will find a way to make it work for a while at least
▶ No.125877
▶ No.125878>>125879 >>125880
>>125876
Pretty much every chink grocery already sells illegally imported cigs under the table. They usually won't sell to no gweilo though.
▶ No.125879>>125880 >>125883
>>125878
I assumed it was still a thing, just driven underground and hush-hush only circulating amongst the chain smoking veits etc
▶ No.125880
>>125879
>>125878
>>125876
Might as well fucking quit
▶ No.125881>>125882 >>125883
>>125875
Yeah, good point.
You're basically giving 95% of the cash straight back to the govt
▶ No.125882>>125885
>>125881
That's why keeping abo's alive is so cheap
▶ No.125883
>>125879
>viets
>keeping secrets
fucking lol
>>125881
not to mention 10% of everything else thanks to gst
▶ No.125884>>125886 >>125888
>95kg benchpress for 3 reps
CHAD, STACEY AND MAX WATCH OUT
▶ No.125885
>>125882
Kek, I wonder if any pollies ever thought of using that as an excuse for petrol prices.
>We have to keep the cost of petrol up or the deaths in the abbo communities will be TERRIBULL
▶ No.125886>>125887
>>125884
>he can't rep 3 plate for 3 sets of 10 reps
▶ No.125887
>>125886
FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF CHAD FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE
▶ No.125888>>125889
>>125884
That's more than I weigh, you could get a job at MAX throwing neets out the door when they sperg out.
▶ No.125889>>125901
>>125888
Checked.
Having mental pictures of that, giving me a good chuckle
▶ No.125890>>125891 >>125892 >>125894 >>125896 >>125902
NEETs, I received an email entitled "The Department of Human Services Secure Email". Is this shit real or a phishing attempt?
>You have received a secure email from the Department of Human Services.
>Please select the link below to view the email.
>Please note, you may have to register for this service
When I click on the link, the https certificate checks out, but I'm still sceptical that it's an elaborate ruse. It's asking me to create a passphrase including one upper case, one lower case, a number and a punctuation mark to view the email.
▶ No.125891>>125893
>>125890
Check your mygov account. If centrelink sends me anything it goes in the inbox there
▶ No.125892>>125893
>>125890
Sounds dodgy as, did you even sign-up to receive emails from Cenno? If so that shit should be going straight to your MyGov inbox unless you're not registered with MyGov yet?
▶ No.125893>>125895
>>125891
>>125892
No messages in MyGov. I submitted my first medical certificate the other day, which is why I'm really not sure if this email is real.
▶ No.125894>>125897
>>125890
https://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/scams#emailscam
▶ No.125895
>>125893
If there is nothing in your mygov and your payment still seems fine don't touch it.
▶ No.125897>>125899
Seeing as it wasn't asking for any existing login details, but to create new ones, I bit the bullet and came up with a bullshit unique password that I haven't used anywhere else. It was from Medicare, and it contains personal information which only Medicare would know. So turns out Human Services are sending emails in violation of their policy >>125894
▶ No.125898
>>125846
mario kart is shit, no loss bud
▶ No.125899
>>125897
that's sussed as
better write an angry letter to your ombudsman
▶ No.125900>>125903 >>125905 >>125908 >>125969
>>125872
Hate to break it to you m8, but there's no such thing as a decent cam copy of any movie. It's true what you say about friends though. I'm still undecided as to whether going out in public regularly is improving my mental health or making it worse. Does constantly seeing hot women and/or successful/happy-looking people motivate me to better myself or does it just leave me feeling more bitter and depressed at the end of the day? Anyone else have these feels?
▶ No.125901
>>125889
>Sir, I think you've had too much to REEEEEE today
▶ No.125902
>>125890
They obviously want to recruit you as a secret agent for centrelink
▶ No.125903
>>125900
yeah man it makes it worse. in fact i was fine until i started going outside, now i'm a wreck
▶ No.125904
>>125896
Good thing my cenno account doesn't work with mygov
▶ No.125905>>125906 >>125907
>>125900
I went on a date last sunday and now I'm looking for a reason to fob the chick off, realised I'm not into her and I come first above all others.
It's a gamble with going outside, sometimes it's good other times it sucks.
▶ No.125906
>>125905
>I come first
Yeah …
That tends to piss chicks off
▶ No.125907>>125909
>>125905
I'll take her off your hands.
▶ No.125908
>>125900
Indifferent for me, no one looks happy when I'm out and about and a fake happiness facade is easy to see through these days. For the ones that really do look like they are happy or a couple together that is showing general affection and happiness I just think "Enjoy it while it lasts" and I hope they honestly do cause it never lasts.
Everyone these days looks like life is taking a heavy toll, no one is really exempt unless they are super rich and I never see those people. All in all I'd still rather stay home than deal with anyone, positive small interactions with any store clerk etc are very rare
▶ No.125909>>125911
>>125907
The life of a chad is one to be feared
Another chick I was talking to wanted me to come out with her to the city that night but she was normie as fuck and was such an effort to talk to.
Think I'm gonna stay inside for a while
▶ No.125910>>125912 >>125913 >>125921
This is that soldier guy that was killed in the live fire exercise the other day, he looks like tony abbots son. glad I never joined
▶ No.125911
>>125909
On the upside, you don't have to pay for prostitutes.
▶ No.125912>>125921
>>125910
He looks like a fuckin' vampire
▶ No.125913>>125914 >>125915 >>125916 >>125921
>>125910
Does the army not have dental?
▶ No.125914>>125921
>>125913
they can barely afford ammo
▶ No.125915>>125917 >>125921
>>125913
I read a while back that something like 40% of our troops aren't fit for active duty, most of them for things like dental problems and being overweight.
▶ No.125916>>125918 >>125921
>>125913
Cunt has better teeth than me
▶ No.125917>>125921
>>125915
Sounds like the NEET army to me
▶ No.125918>>125920 >>125921 >>125946
>>125916
Me too, mate. Dentist quoted me something like $30,000 to fix my teeth.
▶ No.125920>>125922
>>125918
just fix them yourself m8
>cheap file
>fine grit sandpaper
>bondo
>small chisel
>turps
>one afternoon
▶ No.125921>>125923
▶ No.125922>>125923 >>126047
>>125920
I'd need to get an angle grinder too. He wanted to split my palate to expand it and move my lower jaw.
▶ No.125923>>125924
>>125921
probably but i imagine they're limited to a thank you card and a free lunch once a year
>>125922
that's borderline plastic surgery
▶ No.125924>>125925 >>125926 >>125947 >>126047
>>125923
>that's borderline plastic surgery
Pretty much. The dentist said I have three options.
1. Leave things alone and have twisted crowded teeth.
2.Do a couple of extractions and pull everything in with braces, which will likely give me a weak side profile (receding chin).
3. Get my upper and lower jaw sawn into pieces so it can be bolted back together the way it SHOULD have grown, then have braces.
▶ No.125925>>126047
>>125924
That shits bullshit m8, well, probably bullshit anyway.
9/10 times they just try and sell you on the most expensive shit they can whether you need it or not.
Dentists are the ultimate jew.
▶ No.125926>>125928 >>126047
>>125924
Dentists are the ultimate jews m8, I had one tell me I needed 8 fillings, and another tell me my teeth were fine and just needed polishing and professional cleaning.
▶ No.125927
>>125757
It's a shit job mate. You have to deal with people who just are out of jail. People go ape shit all day.
▶ No.125928>>125929
>>125926
never a bad excuse to gas white people ey?
gotta remember the 6 jillion
▶ No.125929
>>125928
The 6 million fillings goy
▶ No.125930>>125933
I heard most jews moved out of dentistry when they stopped using gold as fillings
▶ No.125931>>125932
>>125865
>bring your friends
▶ No.125932>>125934 >>125935 >>125968
>>125931
When I saw Trainspotting 2 earlier this year I was shocked how many other people had gone alone. We aren't alone I guess. They were all male and some looked like chads.
▶ No.125933
>>125930
They moved into diamond fillings
▶ No.125934>>125937 >>125967
>>125932
NEET or not, there's a fucking pandemic of men having no friends.
>The Australian research found that one quarter - or 1.1 million - of men aged between 30 and 65 have few or no social connections, while about one third were unsatisfied with the quality of their relationships.
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life/millions-of-men-have-no-close-friends-20151116-gl03cp.html
>A study of relationships in the UK found that men’s chances of friendlessness almost treble between their early 20s and late middle age.
>Just over half (51 per cent) said two or fewer but one in eight overall said none.
>That equates to around 2.5 million men across the UK.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11996473/2.5-million-men-have-no-close-friends.html
Having "male privilege" is awesome, isn't it? I really don't know who to blame for this.
▶ No.125935
>>125932
I saw Star Wars alone the week it came out and I not many other people seemed to be alone. I realized my fly was down right before the movie finished too so it was an awkward experience all round
I mostly avoid the cinema because I'm too much of a jew to pay that much to see a movie one time though
▶ No.125936>>125939
We'll my med cert cleared for the day so I'm home free for a while, don't wanna take the anti depressants again so I'll just fake it again to the DR
▶ No.125937>>125938
>>125934
>A study of relationships in the UK found that men’s chances of friendlessness almost treble between their early 20s and late middle age.
Looks like I'm an early bloomer then
▶ No.125938>>125940 >>125941 >>125959 >>125960
>>125937
We all got a friend 7 days a week, 9 till late
▶ No.125939>>125942 >>125945 >>125973
>>125936
How do I talk to a doctor about being depressed?
▶ No.125940>>125941
>>125938
The alcoholic jew just makes the mummybot mad and the neet sick
▶ No.125941>>125943
>>125940
this
>>125938
Dan is one of those blokes who acts like your mate but has the worst intentions and wants to see you fail.
▶ No.125942
>>125939
Just explain your life but dress it up so it doesn't have any relation to your own life, my med cert was for anxiety for which I've had in the past.
I said I feel unsafe driving and are afraid to fall asleep worried I might die (paranoid about breathing, heart rate).
GP's aren't psychs so there's not much to be worried about just spin a story and let the spaghetti spilling do the rest (I actually said to the doctor I needed to get out of job search because I spill the spaghetti in interviews)
▶ No.125943>>125944 >>126047
>>125941
These type of photos are why I have to firmly tell mummybot to just ignore my birthday every year
Didn't work for my 21st, which was a shit experience
▶ No.125944
>>125943
I deactivate my fb account for a week for my b-day, make sure I don't get dissapointed
▶ No.125945>>125950
>>125939
Just tell them your feelings. Worked for me, I am pretty genuine about my mental problems, so if you are trying to fake it, I can't help.
▶ No.125946>>125953
>>125918
30k? WTF, did they want jaw surgery or something?
▶ No.125947>>125948
Nevermind, just read the other posts
>>125924
They said I should get jaw surgery too. I just went with braces (which I have on right now) and it would cost me $7500 over two years, For jaw surgery it would be about $20k.
▶ No.125948>>125954
>>125947
How long have you had them on for/how long to go?
▶ No.125950>>125951 >>125952 >>125954 >>125957
>>125945
What can I expect out of spilling my guts to a GP?
▶ No.125951
>>125950
Drugs and "you can do it" speeches, at least in my experience
▶ No.125952>>125954
>>125950
Mental health care plan (10 free visits to a psychologist), an anti-depressant prescription, and access to Cenno med certs.
▶ No.125953>>125954
>>125946
My sister is in the same boat, her mout is super fucked. Difference is she earns 90k a year but is too afraid to go through with it.
I would too
▶ No.125954>>125955 >>125956 >>125961
>>125948
Had them on for about 3 weeks now, I got the 4 teeth extracted about a month ago. They were something I always wanted to get and have been saving my neetbux for a while now to afford them. The extractions, which were not part of the bill cost me 600$ and 300$ I got back on my private health cover. Expensive shit, but worth every cent.
>>125950
I did that, >>125952 Is basically spot on. In some states (not sure how it is in others) you can also get access to a free government psychiatrist place, the department of mental health. Its free, and pretty good, it beats paying out $50 a session at a private therapist/psychologist.
>>125953
Ironically the only part that hurt was having the braces on initially, as it hurts to bite into things. The extractions are painless, (providing that they use a shit ton of anesthetic).
▶ No.125955
>>125954
*I should have them on for about 2 something years
▶ No.125956>>125958
>>125954
Keep me updated on how the braces go. I have the money for braces, but I worry it's going to fuck my facial profile up if I don't do jaw surgery.
▶ No.125957
>>125950
I did it yesterday purely for a med cert and I was nervous.
The trick is to mention that you "left" your last job and are unable to get another one and maybe throw in some alchohol abuse things in there or something.
Say you wan't to talk to a psych but are terrible at talking to people and are introverted (be somewhat pro active with it).
I went yesterday to a walk in bogan clinic and started off with "My anxiety is acting up again, I sweat when I'm in crowds and I'm afraid to go to sleep thinking im going to die in my sleep ect".
Then I mentioned that it had been going on for a while and I had to quit my old job and that i was on centrelink and I failed some interviews and can't deal with things yet.
Doc asked me what meds i was on last time I had anxiety and I sad lexapro, he said thats good meds (They love prescribing this shit) and he would give me a 2 week cert and "see how I go"
Also if you go with the "I had it before" say the anti depressants take the extremes out of the equations but you were too afraid to see a psych, most bulk bill docs don't have your records.
▶ No.125958
>>125956
Will do. I might post pictures when I get them off for a comparison. I think it will improve your facial profile a bit, as your (I am just assuming here, your teeth are crowded right?) teeth would be more symmetrical, meaning that your mouth would go more normal* kindof.
▶ No.125959
>>125938
Dan is such a top bloke.
▶ No.125961>>125965
>>125954
Your teeth will look better even if you didn't ge tthe frankenstein surgery, spent 2k on mine and they look much better.
▶ No.125962>>125965
Bloody cold tonight neetos
Had to ditch the neet shorts for the neet pants tonight
▶ No.125963
>>125960
>We will fight you Dan
>The battle for the neet bux has BEGUN!
▶ No.125964>>125966 >>125970 >>125986
I'm depressed.
I don't know how to make my life ok. I never felt a part of anything. I feel rootless and w/o a community. I don't feel I have a nation or a home.
Even when I recognise I could do things differently I can never find the motivation, due to my history. I started having trouble with avoidance when I was very young, and while I had friends I never was very social. Now I have no friends.
I don't know how people even make friends as an adult. I never wanted acquaintances. Now without a community I don't know how I'd ever make close friends again.
After the sexual revolution it's impossible to find a long lasting relationship or one at all. I don't even try because I feel I'm not good enough for any woman that isn't a mutant - partially due to not having incom besides neetbux.
Now that I'm nearly in my mid 20s with no qualifications or work experience it seems impossible. Sure I could do something. I could study or work but I can't be bothered, i'm too depressed from my past and the fact I have no close relationships. And that I'm so far behind now.
After saving more from centrelink than I ever have before I still realise it would only pay for a year or two of food depending on what I bought and that it's not enough to live a life.
▶ No.125965
>>125962
I got the track pants on, already went out shopping in them. Comfy.
>>125961
Yeah teeth are always a good way to spend your money. They are pretty important, and having good looking ones gives you more confidence than anything.
▶ No.125966
>>125964
I've been having very similar thoughts recently. I keep trying to look for some kind of goal but there is nothing there.
▶ No.125967>>126022
>>125934
That's pretty spot on, I'm in my 40s (OldNEET) and I actually had a decent social life 10-20 years back.
Admitedly I was a wagie back then but these days I just don't seem to be able to make new friends, It's not a socialising thing either, I have no problem talking to people just seem to have lost the ability to move from "someone I know" to "friend".
I've still got a few mates from the old days but theres not really much to say when you've known each other 30+ years, probably why we just get drunk when we catch up.
Plus my married mates from the old days aren't allowed to have single/NEET friends, their wives don't seem to like it.
▶ No.125968>>126030
>>125932
Anybody that goes to the cinema is normie filth
▶ No.125969
>>125900
>Does constantly seeing hot women and/or successful/happy-looking people motivate me to better myself or does it just leave me feeling more bitter and depressed at the end of the day? Anyone else have these feels?
Yeah. How you see those people depends on whether you believe you can attain their success. I don't believe that I can, and furthermore I believe that I was basically set up to fail from childhood while they were given everything they needed to reach their current position. I'm bitter as fuck.
Then again, I'm absolutely certain that I never want to be a wagecuck, so monetary success isn't worth it. That's not a coping mechanism, I truly fucking hate employment and the 9-5 Mon-Fri 'lifestyle'. It might feel like shit to catch the bus while wagie is driving his BMW but I don't feel envious when I think about what it took him to get it.
▶ No.125970>>125971 >>125972
>>125964
We are your friends m8, we don't need ones in real life when we have the NEET threads. I empathize with a lot of your post. I think as an adult we have to kind of accept that it is impossible to make friends, most people make their friends when they are in high school or primary school, and keep them sorta for life, and meet new friends through those friends or through work.
There isn't really much purpose in this life m8, that is what we all have to accept sooner or later. Just enjoy what you have and spend how you please, and at least try and do the things you want, not what society wants. There is not any real goals either, we have to set our own goals like a sandbox video game. Sooner or later we get tired of doing it. I don't think i am at that point yet, and I fear the day I will get there. I don't know. Have you ever taken anti-depressants? They help with the feeling of depression a bit, and at least make living day-to-day a bit more tolerable and easier to handle psychologically.
▶ No.125971>>125977 >>125978
>>125970
Anonymous internet friends aren't really enough to kill the loneliness or isolation mate
▶ No.125972>>125976
>>125970
Video games and anti depressants are cancer. There is real fulfilment in being part of a family, like having children and community, that is what I want. I don't want to cope as a loser I want to be happy.
Too many cunts here have given up which makes things dark here. I am depressed but I would never accept this fate.
▶ No.125973>>125974 >>125975 >>125980
>>125939
Tell him you hate the jews and want to secure the existence of the white race, you'll be on DSP in no time.
▶ No.125974>>125981
>>125973
I was thinking about doing something similar next time i get assessed by centrelink. The question is does it actually work
▶ No.125975
>>125973
Either that or a psych ward, which is pretty comfy too
▶ No.125976>>125987
>>125972
> There is real fulfilment in being part of a family, like having children and community, that is what I want.
That is impossible to do in Australia and it is only going to get even harder, with the way the political situation is going. We are going to end up like south africa in a few decades.
> anti depressants are cancer
Not really. They are useful if they are used for a intended purpose. If people complain about being constantly depressed, and reject something that at least makes this shit life and world the bit more tolerable, then I pity them. It is natural to be depressed in the current state the world is in. We live in shit times, just deal with it and take something that at least softens the pain.
▶ No.125977>>125979 >>126034
>>125971
If you're anywhere near me, I'd have a beer with a fellow NEET. I'm shit company because I have no interests or hobbies, but whatever, man.
▶ No.125978>>125987
>>125971
In real life, you cannot talk about half the topics I discuss here. What is the point of having real life friends and not being able to discuss anything with them? I can only really talk about anything with my brother.
▶ No.125979>>125982
>>125977
Where are you?
I'd be too scared of being murdered to actually go, but still
▶ No.125980
>>125973
Probably get charged under 18C haha
▶ No.125981>>125983 >>125984 >>125987
>>125974
I've been on DSP for close to 5 years now, originally for depression and anxiety, I was reviewed after 2 years and told them i blame the jews for all my problems.
Haven't heard from them since.
▶ No.125982>>125985
>>125979
Melbourne. I'd be more paranoid about someone taking a photo of me while I'm sitting around waiting and then posting it here to make fun of me. Far more likely than murder.
▶ No.125983
>>125981
>I was reviewed after 2 years and told them i blame the jews for all my problems.
>Haven't heard from them since.
Hahaha. Fuck, I think we found the trick m8s
▶ No.125984>>125988
>>125981
The more muslims Centrelink hires the easier that'll get to do.
▶ No.125985
>>125982
you're a few thousand Ks away I won't be taking any hidden footage of you
▶ No.125986
>>125964
Fixing things for a manchild neet is a massive task. You would have to accept life is shit and carry the burden of your past decisions.
just think about
>trying to put yourself out their aswell as all your faults and insecurities to people when trying to make friends
>walking into drop resumes and attending interviews with an extremely lackluster resume is often very degrading and embarassing
>spilling spaghetti as talking to women trying to learn the social skills everyone else had down pat
>living off the smell of an oily rag to help save to make your situation better
>leaving neet life mean being exposed to interactions with horrible people
>being looked down upon for where you are at in life by coworkers etc
very daunting journey
▶ No.125987>>125991 >>125992
>>125978
The point is having friends irl that you CAN talk to this kind of thing about. That's what a close friend can be.
>>125976
Not impossible if you have money. I mean finding a community is probably impossible but finding a wife isn't (although perhaps the quality of the wife would be low, oh well). Also due to the cost of living even if you did find a wife you'd both be wage slaves and spend very little time with your kids and give them to the public school system to be raised.
My solution to this would be to move onto some cheap rural land but I can't afford any kek.
>>125981
Do you save much moneys up? I was so close to getting dsp but I didn't appeal because I was too mentally ill to keep track of that shit. I don't think I'll get dsp now because I'm less anxious again but still depressed. I just wanna keep my reduced work capacity anyway but extra money would be great.
▶ No.125988>>125989 >>125990
>>125984
Are the Muslims /ourguys/?
▶ No.125989
>>125988
Kek, more of an "enemy of my enemy" type deal I'd say
▶ No.125990
>>125988
Almost none of them believe in the holocaust but they also want to kill or convert all non muslims so there's that.
▶ No.125991>>125993 >>125994 >>125995
>>125987
>The point is having friends irl that you CAN talk to this kind of thing about. That's what a close friend can be.
I wish that could happen. I think my brother fills the role of a best friend. It may sound kinda pathetic, but it gives me the companionship I need.
>Not impossible if you have money. I mean finding a community is probably impossible but finding a wife isn't (although perhaps the quality of the wife would be low, oh well). Also due to the cost of living even if you did find a wife you'd both be wage slaves and spend very little time with your kids and give them to the public school system to be raised. My solution to this would be to move onto some cheap rural land but I can't afford any kek.
Rural sounds nice. I just wonder how long it would last before they ruin that too.
▶ No.125992>>125994
>>125987
>Do you save much moneys up? I was so close to getting dsp but I didn't appeal because I was too mentally ill to keep track of that shit. I don't think I'll get dsp now because I'm less anxious again but still depressed. I just wanna keep my reduced work capacity anyway but extra money would be great.
I save close to $1000 a month being on DSP, i've really got nothing to spend it on other than rent which is $150 a week, and I only spend $30 a week on food, rest goes to internet and phone bill and insurance for my car and bike, and roughly $350 every 3 months for electricity.
▶ No.125993
>>125991
Not really pathetic mate, it's good to be close to your siblings.
Me and my brother have talked less over recent years as he grew into a normal functioning person and I grew into an autistic manchild. I always feel like I failed him as a big brother.
▶ No.125994>>125996
>>125991
>I wish that could happen. I think my brother fills the role of a best friend. It may sound kinda pathetic, but it gives me the companionship I need.
Na, I am jealous. I have always wanted a brother. It's too hard to relate to female siblings, females are too different.
>>125992
If I was you i'd be saving for some rural land I guess.
▶ No.125995
>>125991
>my brother fills the role of a best friend
I'm in the same boat there, if it wasn't for my brother the word family would mean nothing to me.
I come from a huge family too, just can't stand the rest of them.
▶ No.125996>>125997 >>125998 >>125999
>>125994
>If I was you i'd be saving for some rural land I guess.
I've been thinking of doing this, or even fucking off to the NEET Island of Tassie, so much cheaper down there.
▶ No.125997>>126001 >>126003 >>126005
>>125996
immigrants going to rural towns is pretty common now, plus the locals will probably shun you for being a newcomer
▶ No.125998>>126003
>>125996
Tasmania is the NEET state. Don't they have the highest un-employment rate there?
▶ No.125999>>126001 >>126003 >>126004
>>125996
Stop being defeatist. From my perspective I wouldn't be moving to a town anyway. I'd be moving to a large property some distance from a town. I'd live in a giant tent until I can build my own place, if ever. Tent living isn't so bad if it's a big one.
▶ No.126000>>126002 >>126006 >>126043
http://lmip.gov.au/default.aspx?LMIP/LFR_SAFOUR/LFR_UnemploymentRate
Northern Territory 3.5
Australian Capital Territory 3.7
New South Wales 5.1
Tasmania 6.0
Victoria 6.1
Queensland 6.3
Western Australia 6.5
South Australia 7.0
Kek, I was wrong
▶ No.126001
>>125999
Meant to reply to
>>125997
▶ No.126002
>>126000
Surely with all the Perfneets we have we can chase down SA
▶ No.126003
>>125997
That's why i'd rather fuck off to Hobart or Launceston in Tasmania, both are rather large towns but the cost of housing is dirt cheap, I've been there a few times and it's really nice.
>>125998
>Don't they have the highest un-employment rate there?
I believe so.
>>125999
I'm not sure I can afford to live in Sydney much longer.
▶ No.126004
>>125999
Yeah that's true, I just think it's dangerous to think of the rural life as a magical escape from problems. If it works for you then all good.
▶ No.126005
>>125997
>plus the locals will probably shun you for being a newcomer
Best thing to do is treat them with respect. Shitskins certainly won't. It's easy to be the lesser of two evils. We need to remind white people that the only people who show them respect are fellow whites.
▶ No.126006>>126008 >>126009 >>126046
>>126000
>Western Australia 6.5
and they play with the stats to get down as low as possible too
▶ No.126008
>>126006
They play with all the stats. True unemployment is something like 12-15%. Then there's underemployment too.
▶ No.126009
>>126006
All those stats are garbage, you need to do ONE hour of work a week to qualify as employed under govt stats.
There's more people in casual and part time than ever before, they just don't mention that.
▶ No.126010>>126011
▶ No.126011>>126015
>>126010
NO
I like this one, I'm staying here.
▶ No.126015
▶ No.126022
>>125967
>40's
You could be my dad
▶ No.126023>>126027
Posting in the superior NEET thread. The limit is 750, we still have 40+ to go.
▶ No.126027
>>126023
No vegans (or fake vegans) in this one. Fuck the other thread
▶ No.126030
>>125968
My dad goes to the cinemas by himself, he's basically half divorced from his mail ordered ukranian wife. Should try get closer to him since he's rich
▶ No.126034
>>125977
Yeah I'd do the same if any of you cunts were in newy.
▶ No.126043
>>126000
Perth is real NEET country, all the cool neets live there
▶ No.126046
>>126006
They count people on wfd as being "Part time employed"
▶ No.126047>>126069
>>125922
>>125924
>>125925
>>125926
This is why I'm an anti-Dentite
>>125943
>tfw you celebrated your 'Sweet 16th' alone
>tfw you celebrated your 18th alone
>tfw you celebrated your 21st alone
No parties, no friends, no wild nights and no good memories or stories to tell anyone about those 'milestones' of Western life. IIRC I just sat in my room with the lights out and maybe a drink in hand just waiting for the day to be over.
▶ No.126069
>>126047
Me too, man. I can't tell you anything about my 16th, 18th or 21st birthday. I have no memory other than the knowledge that I was alone.
▶ No.126091
>>125851
lol… did they outsource the ad writing to pajeet as well