No.126007
On the previous episode: >>125256
AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm
Making proper titles is too much effort. I was going to make a fruit smoothie but the blender is dirty REEEEE. I guess I have to fucking wash it now.
No.126012
Veganism is the best diet choice, meat eating is degenerate
No.126013
Reeee i wanted to make the new thread
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No.126017
>>126012
>falling for the herbivorous jew
cmon m8 you have the internet at your fingertips
do yourself a favour and start reading so you don't fall for the same old tricks
No.126018
>>126012
>meat eating is degenerate
Hi nofunNEET
It must suck to be you, What ISN'T degenerate in your strange little world ?
No.126019
>>126012
Are you the vegan from early last year in the thread,? I remember that
No.126020
>>126018
eating your own daughters pussy
>>126019
Yes. Why the fuck are you still here and not kys yet? Did you really spend the last year shit posting on this board?
No.126021
>>126020
Btw if you losers didn't spend so much time being degeneratye, you'd have gotten a girl pregnant and have a daughter to eat out right now
No.126024
>>126017
>falling for the reading jew
No.126025
>>126021
Is your daughters pussy made of lettuce?
No.126026
Incest fantasising pedo vegan NEET ?
Jesus, that's a new one.
No.126028
not keen on gooks tbh m8s
No.126029
>>126024
reading is the most white thing you can do
it certainly isn't kosher since (((cnn))) doesn't let you do it
No.126031
>>126026
Actually it's a very old one
No.126032
>>126028
I saw a qt asian girl having a picnic alone the other day. She was taking photos of everything like all gook females do but she still seemed nice. Made me feel awful lonely tbh
No.126033
>>126026
Low iq, overweight, meat eating loser who gave up on life and is never getting a gf? Self medicates with alcohol. That's a pretty common one
No.126035
>>126032
I've been thinking about hanging out at the library. Might meet a QT asian studying by herself. That's obviously a ridiculous fantasy. Real life would be me staring at her like a creep and never approaching her.
No.126036
>>126033
Lol, Jeez m8, you sure put me in my place …
Except you're wrong on every point you made there.
You really are a bit of a wanker tbh, you should try eating a good steak, it might cheer you up a bit.
No.126037
>>126009
Applying the same logic, I have a gf since I spent two minutes chatting to a female cashier at Coles.
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No.126039
>>126037
>Applying the same logic
?
No.126040
>>126012
How long till you spam gay porn again?
No.126041
>>126040
Oh fuck, is it the fag ?
Should have guessed.
No.126042
>>126040
How are you still here? I cannot fathom that the same cunts are here a year later. You must come here every fucking day as well.
What does your life look like? Kek
No.126044
>>126007
Should I hit up dan murphys?
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No.126048
>>126042
>How are you still here? I cannot fathom that the same cunts are here a year later. You must come here every fucking day as well.What does your life look like? Kek
Take a guess fag. NEEYT, depressed, no friends. Sure is better hanging out at vegancuck.gaydick.com.au
No.126049
>>126037
I use the self-serve.
No.126050
>>126039
I was responding to a poster who mentioned the government considers someone employed if they work a single hour each week.
No.126051
>>126042
>What does your life look like?
Probably a damn lot better than a gay tranny pedo who keeps coming back where he's not wanted and throwing tantrums when people don't like him's life.
How many years is it you've been doing this same shit now fag ?
I've been here 2 years and every cunts hated and laughed at you that whole time yet here you are again with your same old shit.
No.126052
>>126000
Perth is real NEET country, all the cool neets live there.
No.126053
>>126051
LMAO
>him's life.
wut
No.126054
>>126006
They count people on wfd as being "Part time employed".
No.126055
>>126035
Go for it mate
Don't be too creepy or anything though, we don't want any neets on the news
No.126056
>>126051
I think vegan and fagneet are two separate people. Vegan pre-dated the fagneet fiasco if I remember correctly.
No.126057
>>125922
>>125924
>>125925
>>125926
This is why I'm an anti-Dentite
>>125943
>tfw you celebrated your 'Sweet 16th' alone
>tfw you celebrated your 18th alone
>tfw you celebrated your 21st alone
No parties, no friends, no wild nights and no good memories or stories to tell anyone about those 'milestones' of Western life. IIRC I just sat in my room with the lights out and maybe a drink in hand just waiting for the day to be over.
No.126058
>>126054
It technically is,
Without the pay REEE
No.126059
>>126047
I basically raped a drunk 16 year old on my 18th, she said yes but she was wasted and I was high on meth and drunk on Jim.
So yeh it wasn't rape
No.126060
>>126056
Veganneet is a pretty low level troll too, AN is too autistic to do something like that
No.126061
>>126053
>Probably a damn lot better than a gay tranny pedo who keeps coming back where he's not wanted and throwing tantrums when people don't like him's life.
You are a bit of a thicko aren't you m8 ?
Did you fail primary level reading comprehension or has the diet of semen and mung beans rotted your brain ?
No.126062
>>126061
Sage your shitty posts, autist
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No.126064
>>126061
him's isn't a real word
No.126066
>>126062
>here's the bit where I ignore the fact you pointed out what a spastic I am and I throw random insults
lol
No.126067
>>126066
shoo shoo vegancuck,
No.126068
>>126055
KEK is that actually true?
No.126070
>>126044
My son
You must, it is what your family saved up all their money to send you off to the prestigious dans.
No.126071
>>126049
A guy at wfd used to fill his basket up and walk out the back service door
No.126072
>>126065
I remember making that OC, fuck that was ages ago man
No.126075
>>126074
>the whining, the bitch and the (womens) wardrobe
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No.126077
>>125973
More likely you'll end up in the hands of ASIO
>>125975
>those padded walls
You can sleep standing up
>>125982
If you see any beta manlets approaching wearing suspiciously-bulky glasses I'd do a runner. I'm not the only one here who owns a pair of those spy-glasses.
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No.126079
>>126075
Numerous keks
>>126069
F-f-friend...?
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No.126082
>>126035
Uni or public library? I often hang out at the public library, and being a town popular with backpackers there's almost always qt foreigners to perv on. Plus books…
>studying by herself
That does sound rather predatory
No.126083
>>126082
Public. It'd be a bit weird for a NEET to hang out at a uni library.
I only said by herself because my ideal girlfriend is a loser with no friends, like me.
No.126084
>>126083
>>126083
How is anyone going to know you're not a unicuck?
>I only said by herself because my ideal girlfriend is a loser with no friends, like me.
Women ALWAYS seem to have some kind of friends though. They don't seem capable of living a solitary existence like your garden variety unemployed recluse can.
No.126085
>>126084
Sorry, I forgot that unifags masquerade as NEETs.
No.126086
>>126084
>They don't seem capable of living a solitary existence like your garden variety unemployed recluse can.
can confirm, drama is like crack to them
No.126087
>>126085
Those no good wannabe neets
No.126088
>>126087
They are working hard to eventually be able to live the neetlife.
No.126089
just spent $300 in 10 mins on some russian camgirl
fucks sake lads. this is an addiction.
No.126090
>>126089
You probably could have just bought your own for that much
No.126092
>>126089
Sounds like you need to be on a BasicsCard. You can volunteer if you want. :^)
No.126094
>>126092
That's actually a pretty good use of the system for people with addictions.
No.126097
>>126089
Foolish neet!, that could have bought you an asian whore and a half!
No.126098
>>126094
I have a not working addiction does that count?
No.126099
>>126098
It might, in the sense that if you ever want a meaningful amount of money to spend on not rent/bills/food you'd probably have to get a job.
No.126100
>>126099
I'll just get a new mummy bot with more money
No.126102
>>126097
yeah but i don't want to. i'd maybe pay to fuck this russian qt if it were possible but then again maybe not. i just like seeing her happy.
No.126103
Long story short
I reported someone for defrauding centrelink, he was bullying me in a chatroom I had frequented for a long time. He had been getting newstart while working close to full time getting paid cash for almost 18 months. He was careless and made his full name known and even told people his birthday. If they audit his bank account he will be fucked. He was a very nasty and vindictive but I went to far. I wish I could undo this.
No.126104
>>126103
You did the right thing
No.126105
Looks like Im on another date this weekend neets. Helpt me…
No.126106
>>126105
How do you get girls to overlook the dole/neet thing?
No.126107
>>126103
Anger a NEET and just watch the way he turns on you. From being your friend to reporting you for Centrelink fraud; never trust a NEET.
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No.126111
>>126087
>>126088
Uni and TAFE crypto-NEETs are the future.
No.126112
>>126106
Lie to them, do the nasty in car parks or their place. Having a shitbox is requirement. And if they find out it's the icing on the cake for stacy
No.126113
Morning neets,
Woke up not feeling completely crushed this morning. Must be the general Friday vibe
No.126114
2:40pm
hey, friends :))))))))))))
No.126115
>>126114
You're in the wrong thread again
No.126116
>>126115
this is my home now
No.126117
I had been NEETing the winter, and now that temperature is warm enough I've got to do my job again. That's bad enough, but what's worse is it's now hot.
No.126118
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hey, youtuveb was being a shit
No.126119
>>126118
You been up all night or just waking up now? I watched and commented
No.126120
>>126119
I recorded it at 1am, took a while to upload
No.126121
>>126118
Nice video mate
In my opinion seeing others you grew up with soar above you (even those that were once way behind you in school or even life in general) is the worst part of the neet condition. It definitely feels like you're slowly losing something you can't recover.
No.126122
>>126121
The enlightened NEET will eventually come to realise that it doesn't matter what others do.
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>>126121
>>126122
How do I secure NEETbux?
No.126125
>>126124
uhh fuck off tbh.
No.126126
>>126124
You leave the thread. Fuck off leaf
No.126127
>>126126
>>126125
faggot
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.126128
>>126118
>friends
iktf, going from having a bit to a few to very little to almost none
used to have two really close ones where we'd yak on about politics, life and philosophy until 4 am in a fogged up car but they had a falling out and none of us talk to each other much anymore
still have one that calls every now and then since i helped him get of the neet spiral but knowing everyone else around me is moving forward while i'm stuck in a void for whatever reason does get me in the mood for a drink sometimes
No.126129
ADF knocked me back due to a very clear rule they had regarding medical, but still jerked me around for 3 months because apparently no one knew said rule.
Off to July intake for uni. Life might actually get better now.
No.126130
I love molesting small aboriginal boys
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No.126132
>>126129
Looks like our plan to have an inside neet has failed
No.126133
>>126130
Global reported, same with the little faggot leaf cunt
No.126134
>>126133
Everyone here does it
No.126135
>>126118
I know all those feels, mate.
I honestly don't think the workplace is a suitable place to make friends. I feel the need to quarantine my personal life from wagies because those people have been on the normal development track for their entire lives and I fear the repercussions of exposing my weirdness to them.
No.126136
I did a big poo this morning, mummy wiped my bum then gave me a good bj so I could get back to nappy time.
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No.126138
>>126042
I've left and come back a few times.
No.126139
>>126138
Neets are like boomerangs
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>>126127
The leaf was raked haha
No.126141
>>126118
>You're a child compared to them
Yeah I know that feel. If you had no friends in high school like I did you're essentially missing a very important part of normal emotional growth. It's why now I can't from any sort of a relationship or effectively manage 'adult' situations.
No.126142
>>126141
That is my hand, it looks weird I know kek
No.126144
>>126132
>implying i'd of stayed for longer than the minimum service
I was just in it for a degree :^)
Too bad every job/field I want to go in knocks me back for this condition.
I'm probably just going to end up as something I hate, like a teacher or desk worker.
No one will employ me to work where there's any physical activity involved, so I can't be a cop, serviceman, factory worker, lab worker etc.
I wonder if I can get disability payments, or if I should go to VCAT and get everything arbitrated.
No.126145
>>126144
What's all this talk about working?
No.126146
>>126144
>I wonder if I can get disability payments
Wonder no more, that's gonna be a no
>>126142
Nice dong m9
No.126147
Hung over resisting the urge to get greasy fast food
No.126148
>>126145
Gotta escape this torment eventually.
I finished school last year and the past 6 months are so fucking empty.
The worst part is I don't live anywhere near a town, so I'm pretty much stuck at home 99% of the time, with no P plates cos I'm a faggot and haven't got my hours up yet.
No.126149
>>126148
>Gotta escape this torment eventually
>the past 6 months are so fucking empty.
It hasn't even begun m8 you've barely scratched the surface of the depths of neet suffering
No.126150
>>126149
The trick is I've been here for years, so I've read everyone else's complaints, and I have the chance to stop it now.
It's not going to work, the spiral is beginning.
Applying for uni on Monday, hope they accept me.
>>126147
What kind of greasy food?
There's this kebab shop near me, $7.50 mixed kebabs, and when I asked if they were Halal, the bloke spat on the ground and we laughed.
No.126151
>>126150
>and I have the chance to stop it now
Very wise of you but yeh you're probably going to find what I found in going to uni, a leftist echo chamber of complete torture regardless of what you're studying and a debt racked up that at any time the gov could change the rules on. I don't have to pay anything I owe until I'm making over a certain amount but I feel that's going to all change soon, at some point they are going to crack down on unpaid uni debts regardless of your income so if you even get a hint that uni isn't for you make sure you gtfo before the census date hits
No.126152
>>126151
I fear they will eventually start taking some of our neetbux to repay uni loans.
No.126153
>>126152
It will come to pass fellow neeto, mark my words. This country despises us and the senate will probably pass such a bill through cause fuck those worthless cunts its just a matter of time
No.126154
>>126153
I'm so glad I never went to uni, furthest I ever went was high school certificate, from tafe lmao.
No.126155
>>126150
Good luck with your uni application, at least then you'll be on the study-bux and won't have to worry about WFTD or other bullshit form MAX. I tried getting into a uni a few years ago but failed the English entry exam (I suck at writing essays).
>the bloke spat on the ground and we laughed
Did he literally spit or was it an imitation like he was saying "I spit on halal/islam"?
No.126156
>>126155
> failed the English entry exam (I suck at writing essays).
I guess you were trying to get into something academic. I got into youth work and they literally let a retarded African in and it was a bachelors, he didn't last but no one said shit to him about anything just tolerated his full retard questions and either poker faced them or looked down and away. Depending on what you're getting into they will let any cunt in and impede the learning of everyone else in the class without a problem doing it, all in the name of acceptance and tolerance.
No.126157
>>126151
I can deal with leftists.
I'm doing STEM and my mates are already in similar courses and say it's fine so long as you avoid the coloured hair cunts in the Marxists study group.
Should be fine for paying the unidebt back. I intend to spend nothing, live with my parents like I am now and then pay it off ASAP. Parents agreed to pay some of it off, up to a half or something like that.
>>126155
>lebanese man
>spitting while preparing food in public
What do you think?
No.126158
>>126157
You should be fine by the sound of it then, all bases covered in case shit and lads on the inside that know the score. Good luck m8
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No.126161
Ever steal money from mummy's handbag when you were broke?
No.126162
>>126151
>what I found in going to uni, a leftist echo chamber of complete torture regardless of what you're studying
Can confirm. I just had that tutorial I mentioned in the other thread >>125800
>>126155
What exam did you do to try and get in?
>>126157
What uni?
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No.126164
>>126161
No, that's just awful.
No.126165
>>126164
I used to steal my dad's credit card to buy smokes
No.126166
>>126165
My old man would have beaten the shit out of me if I did stuff like that.
No.126167
Have to go out to the pharmacy today
No.126168
>>126167
Make sure to pick up some lube for the weekend while you're there, and look the cashier right in the eye at the counter without breaking contact. Especially if its a women
No.126169
>>126168
i used to buy lube all the time at supercheap
No.126170
Went out for a cheeky neet ride today, no gook tourists, wagies or chad on his 1000cc thundercock super bike, was great.
No.126171
>>126007
Made my mind up, going to hit dan's later.
No.126172
>>126171
Of course you are. I'm having a bit of a neet party tonight myself also
No.126173
>>126170
Did you go looking for leprechaun gold?
No.126174
>>126172
What are you drinking?
I only have 17 dollars left so either getting some pabst blue ribbon(16.90 for six pack of tall boys) or a cask of some kind of goon.
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>>126174
Give that money to charity
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No.126178
>>126174
Vodka. Me and Vlad go way back
No.126179
What are we doing tonight, NEETs?
>>126151
>Very wise of you but yeh you're probably going to find what I found in going to uni, a leftist echo chamber of complete torture regardless of what you're studying
This shouldn't have any bearing on your decision to upskill. You're going to have to learn to deal with the insidious jewish influence regardless of your life choices because it's rooted deep in our culture at this point.
>>126162
Lol, I had to report on females and minorities in sport for a uni assessment a few weeks ago. As usual the assessed content wasn't factual but opinion-based and there was only one correct opinion so I just cucked my shit up so as not to lose any marks.
No.126180
>>126171
Might hit up Dan for a bottle of black label.
No.126181
>>126179
After a year and a half of every class filled with literal SJW's and trigger warnings being touted, ground rules laid out before every new topic of discussion so that there couldn't actually be any proper objective discussion allowed especially at the start of new semesters yeh it did have bearing. I wont blame it all on that though I understand my own failings within the course and take responsibility for them but that shit had real weight to it when I decided to withdraw from uni for good, never again.
It also didn't help that youth work is an industry heavily dominated by women, and of course the full liberal SJW type. Even if I had made it past the finish line a life of working with those so called "people" awaited me, I would never have been accepted into their ranks nor would I want to be anywhere near them. Uni was a terrible idea for me personally from the outset for so many reasons
No.126182
>>126179
pies and beer for din din with more vidya and animes
>As usual the assessed content wasn't factual but opinion-based and there was only one correct opinion so I just cucked my shit up so as not to lose any marks.
been there and i can say i look back on my time cleaning toilets for a living more fondly than that in uni
No.126183
>>126179
Going to make baked fried chicken and some chips for my one meal of the day. The getting drunk listening to music,reading manga and maybe listening to a few podcasts until 4-5 am.
No.126184
>>126162
RMIT in the Melb CBD.
Got mates going there and to a few other campuses nearby, so I should finally have some human interaction beyond this place.
God Melbourne is cancer, but at least it's on the east side. The west is worst part of Melbourne.
>>126169
Don't engine lubes have chemicals that draw out moisture? I don't think that's a good idea for lathering on your pee-pee.
>>126181
>youth work
Aren't they hyper-keen to hire men in schools? The female teachers at my school mentioned a few times that men are highly seeked out in co-ed schools to make sure kids learn to interact with both genders.
No.126185
>>126179
>I just cucked my shit up so as not to lose any marks
Yeah, I was thinking maybe I should challenge them, but it's just too risky. I used to think if I get a degree in sociology or economics I could use that as a platform to redpill people. I'm kind of losing hope in that idea. The (((leftists))) have a total monopoly on academia. That's why I've considered dropping out and going full NEET or maybe get my degree and then go full NEET. Whatever money you do make ends up going back to the Jew. It's just better to leech off the system and hope that it collapses. Diogenes had it right the whole time.
>>126181
I found 99% of TED talks to be cancerous. But there is one I had to watch once for TAFE, where this uni professor back in 2006 describes the problems uni graduates now are facing as an "inflation of the university degree".
No.126186
>>126184
I'd only ever teach so I could fuck teens
No.126187
How is gf 2017 going, neets?
No.126188
>>126187
Same as 2016, just less fat
No.126190
>>126187
I don't even want a gf tbqh
No.126191
I'm hungry and mummy's not home with my food, I might have to go out and get my own
No.126192
>>126190
I want prostitutes
No.126193
>>126187
It isn't.
>>126192
What do you NEETs think, should I just lose my virginity with a prostitute?
No.126194
>>126184
They told me and the few other guys that we were gold real estate if we went all the way with the course because there was a very high demand for male youth workers and that is country wide. I thought this was great in the beginning, basically guaranteed a good job once in the sector but then I could see why this was the case.
They are scratching their heads wondering why males don't want to do youth work or drop out of the course, they need them like they need air in that industry but it just goes to show that they have completely lost the ability to look at anything objectively and admit the truth. They are getting what they want anyway and they don't care what the cost is so they should stop pretending and be happy with their fem dominated degenerate accepting industry, they've worked hard to make youth work exactly as it is now so they should just lay in the bed they've made for themselves and send kids off into more sports programmes and make PE teachers etc the male youth workers
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>>126193
>What do you NEETs think, should I just lose my virginity with a prostitute?
I lost my virginity to an escort, was well worth it.
No.126196
>>126193
Just get mummy to fuck you, or walk around the city and rape a homeless woman sleeping in a doorway
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>>126193
>should I just lose my virginity with a prostitute?
only if it bothers you to a point where being a virgin is getting in the way of everyday life
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>>126198
Should have stocked up on emergency frozen meals. More butter chicken for me though
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>>126198
Just had a bowl of maggi fusian laksa, absolutely delightful.
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>>126200
Trident makes a nice packet laksa too, tasty as fuck
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>>126193
I have a big neet feed in the oven right now.
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>>126200
>>126199
>>126201
>>126202
I'm starving, mum won't let me use the oven or go outside so I'm gonna look in the backyard for something to eat
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>>126187
I have not spoken to a girl my age all year, so probably not well
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>>126203
>mum won't let me use the oven
Did you burn the house down or something?
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>>126203
>I'm gonna look in the backyard for something to eat
No.126208
>>126206
She said it's too hot and I'll burn myself
No.126209
>>126203
Tell her to make you some tendies or fuck off.
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>>126207
I found a rock but it doesn't taste very good
No.126211
>>126210
Last I checked there is zero nutritional value in rocks. Check the garden bed for worms m8, good source of protein
No.126212
>>126211
Lots of calcium in the teeth you swallow while trying to eat them though
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>>126211
>>126212
There's some dog poo and a garden hose, I could make something with that
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>>126213
A meal fit for a neet, godspeed
No.126215
>>126213
Put the garden hose up your ass and fill yourself up with water, that should stop you from being hungry.
No.126216
I don't approve of this low brow shitposting
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>>126215
Blast the dog shit up there with the hose. Don't have to taste it and you get the nutrients into your body, its a win win situation really
No.126218
>>126216
You're not following.
We're up to shiteating.
No.126219
>>126216
And you're an authority here?
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>>126218
I ate poo once, it was nice
No.126221
Who here pees before they poo?
I always pee pee then I poo poo
No.126222
>>126181
That's just life, not to say I don't understand why it crushed your spirit. Academia should be apolitical at the undergrad level.
I feel the same way about industry, man. Even if I get a qualification and nab a job, I'll have to deal with stupid fucking delusional wagecucks every day of my life. I can't let it ruin my plans but I will say that life is stretching out before me like an endless sea of shit.
>>126182
I've done cleaning work too.
>tfw the state of women's bathrooms
>>126183
I was thinken of getting drunk or smoking the herbal jew tonight to relax after a long upsetting week but mum's always on my back on Friday nights and she won't leave me alone. There's nothing more irritating than constantly being interrupted while trying to relax, except of course constantly being interrupted while high and trying to relax.
>>126185
Yeah, don't even bother challenging them in an undergrad course. You'll be dealing with those same people all throughout your degree and they'll make it hell. There's no benefit to debating them at that level anyway.
No.126223
>>126221
Pee always happens before poo poo
No.126224
>>126221
Same. Unless I am absolutely busting to take a poo poo. When that happens I let out some of the poo poo, pause, do my pee pee, then resume with the poo pooing.
No.126225
>>126219
I am indeed buddy
Put away the shit and get to the posting
No.126226
>>126225
Been posting like a madman all day, as well as making vids, as well as waiting 6+ hours for cunts to wake up and make the thread somewhat active. I pass the torch to you cause I'm out soon
No.126227
>>126222
>tfw I used to look at this pic and think is was just a silly meme.
Oh how foolish was I…
No.126228
>>126226
I was merely pretending to be angry mate, your shitposting is fine
No.126229
Had to venture outside the house for food
No.126230
>>126229
Good goy, get a frozen pizza. Stay away from those shitty frozen meals m8, that basedNEET faggot doesn't know what he's on about
No.126231
>>126229
I recommend the Dr Oetker Pizza's, they are pretty good.
No.126232
>>126229
is that woolworths in galleria?
I think I saw you.
No.126233
>>126224
Sometime more pee comes out the more I poo. Poo is the boss of pee
No.126234
>>126232
Nah this is woodies near Whitfords, don't go to bogan places
No.126235
>>126233
I pee a little then poo then after a massive shit I pee a lot more. Poo truly is the master
No.126236
>>126234
fucking western suburbs yuppy
No.126237
Sometimes when I do a really big poo it hurts my bottom of the way out.
No.126238
>>126237
Just tell the doc and get more med certs
No.126240
Might go to kmart and pick up some warmer neet clothes for winter next week.
No.126242
>>126237
Sometimes I try to suck the poo back up my bum while I make loud groaning noises, mummy knocks on the door and asks me what I'm doing
"just sucking poo back in my bum mum"
No.126244
I forgot that doing your neet shop at 5pm on a friday is a terrible idea
Glad to make it out alive
No.126245
No.126246
Might go out for a rape later
No.126247
>>126246
Mate, when you rape someone you are only truly raping your future prospects
No.126249
>>126244
I just came back from there, and the pharmacy. I went to the pharmacy first, and gave them the script, and told them I was going to go to woolies for a bit. I spent about 15 minutes in woolworths, and then came back to the pharmacy and had to wait another 10 minutes for my meds. Fuck sake, how long does it take to put the pill box in the bag and give it to me. Ree
No.126250
>>126249
What pills do you take?
No.126251
>>126246
I wonder how many women fantasise about being raped by a fat neet jumping out of a bush.
No.126252
>>126247
No I'm taking people's dignity and increasing my power levels, to be a supreme neet you must harness the power of rape, always raping bigger more challenging targets.
No.126253
>>126250
Anti depressants, Fluvoxamine and Mirtazapine
No.126254
No.126255
>>126253
My dads been on mirtzapine forever. Wageslaved himself into severe depression and anxiety.
No.126256
>>126252
Shouldn't you be raping chads then?
No.126257
>>126255
Mirtazapine is good shit though. Desvenlafaxine is fucking shit, its all about finding the right pill for you
No.126258
>>126257
>its all about finding the right pill for you
No.126259
>>126258
More shitty meme arguments. Have you actually taken any, or do you get your entire argument psychiatry=jews ?
No.126260
>>126256
I love raping chads, watching them cry and losing all there self confidence in 10 minutes
No.126261
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>>126259
Nah I was just being inflammatory. I haven't taken any but I did see a change in my father, he became much more stable, no more livid moodswings and he seems better off in general.
No.126262
>>126260
we all know you don't last ten minutes
No.126263
>>126261
Fair enough. Most of them usually have the same basic effects, but different ones have different shit fucking side effects. Finding a good one is finding one with the good effects with little to no bad side effects in your own case (as it varies between people).
The good effects is being emotionally lobotomized, in my experience anyway. You don't really feel anything anymore, which for someone with severe depression is a bit of a relief. I would rather feel nothing than be in a constant state of despondence. I am still technically depressed, but it is more of a realization that my life is inherently worthless, just not getting the feeling like I want to kill myself every second of the day. Of course, if I stop taking them, all the feelings would just come back, so I guess I am stuck on them for the time being.
No.126265
Ate some mi goreng, gonna be some big poos later
No.126266
Just finished some ((Ben and Jerry))'s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. Was nice, but the choc chips were somewhat irritating. The best part was the vanilla ice cream.
No.126267
>>126263
What negative side effects do your current meds have?
I always found it funny some ssris have suicidal thoughts and ideation as listed side effects.
No.126268
>>126267
Worst side effect is not being able to get a stiffy, literally takes 2 hours to have a fap.
No.126269
>>126268
kek I remember having that when I firsted started one lot of anti-depressants. I thought I was finally free from sexual desire but it came back in full force within a week
the jews can't stop this cock
No.126270
>>126267
The current ones I am on, (Fluvoxamine and Mirtazapine) have no real severe side effects. The only one I can think of, off the top of my head would be the lack of sex drive, and the emotional lobotomy (which can be a good thing, depending on perspective).
I used to be on Pristiq (desvenlafaxine) which had a very shit side effect of heart murmurs, it felt like I could have a heart attack at any moment. I am off that one now, and am on the Fluvoxamine as a replacement, and is much better for sure.
No.126271
>>126268
That's what I noticed when I tried them. Everything is pointless you feel nothing for anything, turned me into a zombie anyway and not in a "I can still function" kind of way
No.126272
>>126271
It's pretty scary to think a little pill is all it takes to make you stop caring about life.
No.126273
>>126272
They should colour them black. Haha, get it? Nihilism?
No.126274
>>126266
You made the jews rich today
No.126275
>>126271
I'm actually thinking of giving anti-depressants one last try, and maybe some psychotherapy again, if it fails to do anything like all other attempts I guess i'll just accept my fate as the Eternal Neet.
No.126276
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No.126278
It's not hard getting into uni
No.126279
>>126272
The reverse applies too though. I remember when I used to take extacy back in the day, I cant even begin to describe how good it made me feel or how much my love for my friends around me would bubble to the surface. That was the very definition of feeling alive
No.126280
>>126279
I guess the name doesn't lie then
No.126281
>Anti-depressants=Anti-spergout pills
If you take this shit you'll never get on the dsp
No.126282
>>126279
mdma is fucking amazing, the comedown/hangover can be pretty rough though.
No.126283
>>126281
They aren't 100% effective in that respect
I still spergout at mum on the regular
No.126284
>>126282
>mdma is fucking amazing
Its medium tier compared to the E I used to take and I've had pure molly, plus it doesn't last long. Good E will have you rolling for 6+ hours easy but yeh, prepare for pure fucking hell on the comedown if you are not smoking weed like a madman when its time. Molly comedowns were nothing just cracked the shits a little and go to sleep
No.126285
>>126283
don't bully the mummybot
No.126286
>>126285
I might go slap my mum in the face for fun
No.126287
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No.126290
>>126278
Why is a university even offering programs to cater to people with intellectual disabilities?
Not having a go at the guy, just really don't understand the point - Boomers already claim that our Unis have been dumbed down over the years but this is something else. American Universities seem like such jokes.
No.126291
No.126292
>>126289
He can't post when his lappy tappy is taken away
No.126293
>>126291
I have hardcore mummy issues, saved for later.
Do any of you neets have an objectively hot mum? maybe I can get her off your case
No.126294
>>126290
Same reason niggers are at uni, need something to laugh at
No.126295
>>126293
Yeah my mum is smoking hot. For 50% of your dsp/newstart you can be my stepdad.
No.126296
>>126295
I'll be moving in and charging you rent mr neet
No.126297
No.126298
>>126296
Back the fuck off Sven I called it out first, and having her purring like a kitten no longer putting out neet abuse is payment enough
No.126299
>>126295
After I marry your mum I'll take away the internet router at 8pm and make you go down to max when you don't have to
No.126300
>>126298
Sorry neet, you were too late. His mummybot and 60% of his fortnightly bux is all mine.
No.126301
>>126300
Its all gravy baby. When she wants a real man and not a cuck she will be compelled to find me
No.126302
>>126300
Are you can just gangbang her, invite all the neets round for an orgy
No.126303
Genius Idea
GFing your MAX case manager
No.126304
>>126303
my max case manager is a black man though
No.126305
>>126304
That's perfect for you Sven
No.126306
>>126234
>Whitfords
ayy 6025`er here
No.126307
>>126306
Why is no one in south perth?
No.126308
No.126309
>>126306
This suburbs only big enough for one neet
>>126307
Because thats where bogans live
No.126310
>>126303
Last MAX I was with the girl I was seeing was attracted to me I know that much at least. She looked like a full blown meth head though
No.126311
Gonna touch my pee pee and make gooey white stuff, then mummy will clean it up and give me gbp's
No.126312
>>126310
Every hole is golden
No.126313
>>126311
PooPooPeePee posting stopped being funny in late 2014.
Knock it off.
No.126314
>>126312
My standards for a neet are way too high its true but that is cause I could actually land really hot grills at one point and was spoiled
No.126315
No.126316
>>126314
> I could actually land really hot grills at one point and was spoiled
When did things go down hill m8?
No.126317
>>126309
>Because thats where bogans live
:(
No.126318
got a box of maltesers for 5 bucks
No.126319
>>126317
It is, all the poor people are rounded up and put on the mandurah train line
No.126320
>>126316
26 when I moved to melb. Still got laid but quality was lower then soon after nothing
No.126321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISiFA5q03V4
This girl is utterly gorgeous. Very brave in the face of the fact she carries genes that guarantee she will develop Huntington's disease, one of the worst neurodegenerative diseases out there.
I would date her for sure (although she wouldn't date a loser like me).
No.126322
>>126320
I just fap in perth, the city should hold a fap festival
No.126323
>>126320
You're lucky I guess, at least you were semi-successful at one point in your life, I've only ever gotten pussy once without paying.
No.126324
>>126322
We could host the neetlympics
No.126325
>>126324
>Fapping
>Tendie eating
>Spergouts
>Biggest poo
>Biggest pee
>Fastest time to fill out a job search sheet.
Lots of events to compete in
No.126326
No.126327
Didn't really want to have a neet party tonight but i'm onto my 4th glass of scotch and will probably be onto glass number 8 in another hour or so.
No.126328
>>126327
Mummy not gonna be happy
No.126329
>>126328
She doesn't care tbh
No.126330
Need to poo but holding it in so I can do more smelly farts
No.126331
>>126330
holding in poos is bad for your colon.
No.126332
>>126331
The rich flavor and smell of these farts is worth it
No.126333
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>>126308
>chop chop
what a legend
No.126334
>>126332
i see you are a connoisseur of the finer things in life, have you ever brewed your own jenkem?
No.126335
>>126334
I might start tonight, got an old coffee jar.
No.126336
>>126333
in a way, chop was perhaps the ultimate neet.
No.126337
>>126336
Neets dont go to prison
No.126338
Checked.
That was top tier
No.126339
No.126340
>>126337
They do when they crack
No.126341
>>126340
NEET prison is work for the dole, sentenced to 6 months of hard labour a year
No.126342
Had a close call. Got back from dans and saw sisterbot and her bf were home. Raged instantly as I parked her car. Luckily they were just dropping in for dinner for going to his. My friday Neet party was in serious jeopardy for a minute.
No.126343
Had to cook a frozen pizza for dinner because mummy is a lazy bitching and didn't cook me anything
No.126344
>>126342
Hate it when that shit happens
No.126346
>>126345
I also suck my own penis
No.126347
No.126348
>>126346
He already mentioned you vape.
No.126349
No.126350
How do people get drunk on beer ?
it's hard fuckin' work.
No.126351
>>126337
why do you keep posting interracial bbc porn
No.126352
>>126350
not like we have anything else to do
No.126353
>tfw too self conscious to enter the youtube aus-neet scene
No.126354
>>126353
Is Bearing a AusNEET, or does he just make lots of videos when not working?
No.126355
>>126349
Some no name woolies brand
No.126356
>>126350
Drinking whisky i get drunk too quickly, beer hangovers arent as bad as goon hangovers
No.126357
No.126358
>>126353
i know that feel.
No.126359
>>126353
I'm too worried about being recognized somehow
No.126360
>>126356
I'm usually a whisky drinker, thought I'd try toning it down a bit but I've drunk half a carton and I don't feel any drunker than the first 2 made me.
No.126361
>>126359
People need to know who you are to recognize you in the first place
No.126362
>>126354
He makes shitloads from ad revenue, he doesn't even need to be on neetbux.
No.126363
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>>126007
Went to highschool with this faggot
No.126364
>>126363
Did you shag him ?
No.126365
>>126363
Is he more successful than you?
No.126366
>>126361
Mate i know upwards of half a dozen people
No.126367
>>126363
fuck, what a gay cunt.
No.126368
No.126369
>>126366
Dear sir,
I am sorry to inform you but your recent confession of knowing more than 6 people means you are no longer eligible for NEETship.
Please turn in your Healthcare card and cumsock at the first available opportunity.
No.126370
>>126369
I've already reported him to centrelink
No.126371
>>126369
>>126368
Shit I thought a dozen was 6
Don't turn me in comrades
No.126372
Just slipped into some NEET trackies
No.126373
>>126372
me too
might have to take em off when the neet wank session gets hot and sweaty though
No.126374
>tfw the members of this general will never be part of a segment of today tonight
>we will never find solidarity together and sue today tonight for defamation and slander
No.126375
>>126372
bit too warm for trackies in sydney, give it another week or so and it'll be perfect trackie weather.
No.126376
>>126374
>you will never be a dodgy tradie ripping off hard working tax paying boomers
No.126377
>>126371
Dear Sir,
Due to your recent confession that you mistook a dozen for 6 we have decided you are in fact prime NEET material.
Please find enclosed your healthcare card, we would also return your cumsock but a strange man in hello kitty pyjamas stole it from out office moments ago while ranting about crabs in a bucket.
We would apologise for any inconvenience caused but we're a bunch of cunts.
No.126378
>>126373
Might have a big edging session tonight since I have the house to myself. Talking an hour + wank with lots of baby oil then do a really fucking big cum
>>126375
bit nippy in perth
No.126379
>>126377
How the fuck do I afford a new pair of socks on Youth Allowance??
No.126380
>>126379
You don't shoplift bro?
No.126381
>>126377
He's been stealing my cum socks as well
No.126382
>>126379
That's what advance payments are for
No.126383
>>126379
womens socks, they're cheaper, womens undies are also cheaper, and more comfy than mens.
No.126384
>>126383
I thought you were banned
No.126385
>>126378
Mummy will walk in just as you blow and will get a face full of hot neet spunk
No.126386
>>126385
>early mummybots day present
No.126387
>>126376
even if i wanted to, i'm not wog enough
No.126388
>>126383
I just roll over on the bed and cum in the floor and wipe my cock with my blanket
No.126389
anyone else had a dream about fucking their mum before?
No.126390
No.126391
>>126389
Na, mum/son incest is abhorrent to me
I like sister incest but that's probably because I don't have a sister
No.126392
So this weeks neet task is to get a photo of your mums tits and post it here
No.126393
>>126388
used to just cum in my pants and blankets, but when i stopped smoking my sense of smell came back, and cum has a very strong chlorine like smell to it, have to cum in a tissue or sock now.
No.126394
>>126388
I non-ironically do this. It was actually the catalyst for an epiphany, might post about it tomorrow
No.126395
>>126391
>Na, mum/son incest is abhorrent to me
I mean a full on asleep dream, not a daydream fantasy. I had one in HS which is five years ago which is abhorent.
I have a sister so I am not really into that. She looks like a few pornstars which I can't fap to anymore.
No.126396
Doing some extravagant farts, just had a coffee to make sure I do a proper shit
No.126397
>>126395
I've never experienced it in a dream either. I 100% do not want to stick the neet stick in the mummy cave
No.126398
>>126393
When I first moved in with my sister my bedding was covered in cum stains. She got so embarrassed she bought me a completely new set.
No.126399
How often do you guys change clothes?
I usually go about a week, even 2 weeks without changing shirts
No.126400
>>126393
>Chlorine smell
I think you need to see a doctor
No.126401
>>126399
Except for jeans sometimes, every day. As a fat cunt you need to be a bit more careful with hygiene
No.126403
>>126399
>tfw have to sleep with the window open or my room smells horrible when i wake up
No.126404
>>126400
Nah m8 cum has a chemical, chlorine-like smell to it.
>>126399
Everyday m8.
No.126405
>>126398
>She secretly kept the old one
No.126406
>>126295
I'd do this if she cooks, cleans, doesnt charge rent and kicks you out.
No.126407
>>126401
>>126404
Am I just poor then? I don't have enough clothes for every day.
No.126408
>>126399
One time I didn't change my under wear for a week, heaps of cum and skidmarks on them.
Most of my under wear has holes in the and im too cheap to buy new ones
No.126409
>>126403
My room smells like a fart chamber, mum complains that all my clothes smell like shit because my room smells like shit
No.126410
>>126406
Nah you have to father-son activities with me.
No.126411
>>126407
I tend to wear the same clothes a few times a week and just do washing a lot. Although I have a few clothes because I rarely throw anything out, some of the shit I own I've had since I was 14
No.126412
>>126410
Like getting angry and telling you you're a failure as a man?
No.126413
>>126407
Raid a Good sammy's bin
No.126414
>>126407
I've got at least 15 or so cheapo t-shirts from kmart, they are decent quality and only cost $8 to $15.
No.126415
>>126402
that's next level.
No.126416
>>126353
Same here but mainly because I dont know how to make videos.
No.126417
>>126413
>@7news: NEET found dead inside op shop bin
No.126418
Very fun posting tonight
Neets getting rowdy
No.126419
>>126379
>not being on the dsp
Are you even a neet or just a filthy normie?
No.126420
>>126419
>tfw to retarded to be disabled
No.126421
>>126419
I feel way to privileged being on dsp, compared to newstart neets, shit is just awful.
No.126422
>>126399
Every day after I shower.
I wear the same trackies for like 4-7 days tho.
No.126423
>>126418
#NEETsGoneWild
No NEET manboobs though thank fuck
No.126424
>>126410
Kicking you out of the house seems like a great father-son activity
No.126425
>>126414
>tfw to fat for kmart and have to shop at lowes
No.126426
>>126424
I'm sure the father kicking himself out is a more neet related activity
No.126427
>>126425
Doesn't Kmart have a fat cunt section like Target and Big w do?
Are you american tier fat?
No.126428
think i've been fapping a bit too hard m8s, foreskin is getting a bit chaffed.
No.126429
So I've been living by myself for 3 months now after mummybot left me ama.
No.126430
>>126429
what are your favourite frozen foods?
No.126431
>>126429
Do you live on your own, or share? how much rent are you paying? are you surviving?
No.126432
>>126427
I was burger tier fat (needed 5x stuff) but I've lost 40kg since then and have nfi what size I am now
No.126433
>>126399
A couple of weeks, but when I get bad I can go a month without changing them.
No.126434
>>126428
Might as well cut it off fellow unemployed person
No.126435
>>126432
Surely you'd at least fit 2 or 3x now, which I think is stocked by most places
nice job by the way
No.126436
>>126430
Sausage rolls and party pies I dont eat them often tho.
>>126431
On my own in govbux housing its only 100 bucks a week and im on dsp so I save a about 150 a week (I think i save more than this but im retarded and cbf doing the math properly on the stupid every x month bills) and yes im surviving altho i'm lonely af.
No.126437
I just cooked up a nice healthy drunk NEETfeast
No.126438
>>126435
I hope so but I dont want to buy new clothes cause I keep thinking its all a lie/dream or something and tomorrow ill wake up and be a burger tier fat cunt again.
No.126439
>>126436
>On my own in govbux housing its only 100 bucks a week and im on dsp so I save a about 150 a week (I think i save more than this but im retarded and cbf doing the math properly on the stupid every x month bills) and yes im surviving altho i'm lonely af.
>$100 a week
Fucking oath, I'm paying $150 a week to my parents on dsp and still save $1000 a month, gonna apply for govo housing asap.
No.126440
>>126430
TRUE NEET FROZEN FOODS
>oven bake chips
>tendies
>sausage rolls and pies
>nuggets
>pseudo neet foods
anything with nutriotional value
No.126441
So I'm pretty cold right now, what are the NEET General's dedicated tracksuit pants?
Key features NEETs need:
>cheapness
>online shopping with free returns
>woolly fabric, not that plastic-y shit
Any recommendations for our 2017 NEET winter leisurewear collection?
No.126442
>>126438
I know that feel. It also sucks buying clothes when you're losing weight fast because there is such a short window where they fit properly.
Luckily weight loss and weight gain are both slow processes.
No.126443
>>126441
I just got some black trackies from Target last year, I think because some neet here recommended them
No.126444
No.126445
>>126441
can't go wrong with some kmart or target trackies, also get a dressing gown/robe for ultimate comfyness.
No.126446
>>126441
I just got mine from lowes I think they cost like 15 bucks probably get them cheaper from kmart.
No.126447
Just Did a big shit and took a photo but the site fucked up and I can't upload it
No.126448
Anybody had a Personal Helpers and Mentors (PHaMs) person help them with stuff? I'm getting one soon but I dont know how to get the most out of them.
No.126449
>>126447
Good to see the shitpost border control is working hard
No.126450
>>126427
Big W has a "Big blokes" section
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No.126452
>>126449
I'll post a poo tomorrow
No.126454
No.126455
>>126450
should be called the Big Guy Section tbh
No.126456
>>126437
That's nigger food
No.126457
When growing up were your parents nicer to other kids than you? I swear my mum was always nicer to other kids than me and it always annoyed me.
No.126458
>>126455
Or the lazy fat cunt needs to cut down on the candy section, and everyone has to throw food at you when you try on the clothes
No.126459
>>126453
Wojaks eyes are fucked
No.126460
>>126457
My mum was always too nice to me and my dad doesn't seem to like kids very much. I didn't see my parents around other kids very much though, I never had any friends over or anything
>>126458
careful mate, the fat hate makes you sound like a certain someone
No.126461
>>126456
Fuck you NEEtbro, bacon&egg&cheese&onion sammitch is god tier food
No.126462
>>126448
I get one to wipe my bum and do penis inspections
No.126463
>>126459
please don't bully the wojak
No.126464
>>126461
Just eat plain bread with salt on it, then drink a liter pf vinegar
No.126465
You cunts see this
>>/r9k/178759 (I hope I did it right)
No.126466
>>126460
Yes the certain someone who thinks he's not fat but is….and gay
No.126467
>>126464
Won't taste as good
No.126468
fuck I didnt
>>>/r9k/178759
No.126469
Working on a little NEET project.
Does anyone know the cheapest way to get my own domain name and hosting? Don't need anything fancy as the site will attract very minimal traffic.
What I'm after is also a template sort of service, I have the layout down but want a drag and drop upload an image sort of deal without the stupid "This site is powered by ____" or anything so it looks legit like it's mine.
Thanks lads and here's to the weekend just joking we're not wagies, every day is the weekend
No.126470
I really need a cover for my blanket, I washed my sheets for the first time in a year yesterday
No.126471
No.126472
>>126470
Gross tbh
Dirty or uncovered bedding really bothers me
No.126473
>>126468
I know that guy chadmarco(he posted his channel in that thread). He was in a r9k tinychat I frequented years ago. Our tiny niche corner of the internet feels like a very small place sometimes.
No.126474
>>126472
Only a normie would be this pedantic.
fuck off and keep your anti-neet sentiments to yourself asshole
No.126475
>>126474
Being unclean if for filthy normies who wagecuck all day
No.126476
>>126472
>>126474
Keep it friendly lads or I'll shag your mummybots and then make you mow the lawn
No.126477
>>126471
What's the deal with it? Seems like it's sort of shutting down?
Looks to have a template builder though, that's the sort of thing I'm after - just uploading my own images, adjusting opacities etc.
No.126478
Can we post porn here? or is this board NSFW?
No.126479
No.126480
>>126461
Looks nice food m80
No.126481
No.126482
Haha, not safe for (work) haha, get it?
No.126483
you better not be trolling me
No.126484
>>126480
Cheers m8, tasted good.
No.126485
>>126483
As long as its not CP or bbc cuck shit its fine
No.126486
>>126484
I might make one of those tomorrow, looks tasty
No.126487
>>126480
>>126484
>tfw mummybot only makes fresh food once a week due to "being too busy" and doesn't let you cook as it "creates mess" so you live off toast and fruit
No.126488
>>126487
Do you like rasin toast?
No.126489
>>126478
Only BBC or gay porn allowed
No.126490
No.126492
>>126487
Report her to the Dept of NEET Protection, she's infringing your right to be a self sufficient NEET or some shit.
Seriously though, that sounds a bit harsh, How you supposed to live if you can't cook up a feed now and again ?
No.126493
>>126491
Fuck you, seriously, fuck you.
No.126494
>>126493
>The bigger the poo, the greater the loo
No.126496
>>126492
To be fair I'm allowed to store packaged stuff like yoghurt and tinned goods etc., often store curries and little take aways I get on lunch specials for like $5 each, buy a few in bulk and give them a go 3x-4x a week so I can get something that isn't straight off the Coles shelf
It's just boomer parenting, the love of cooking that their parents had just wasn't passed on. Or maybe it was and they just don't give a shit.
Terrible diet resulting in terrible nutrition, almost entirely just refined carbs from shitty carbs sources like bread - not even pasta or rice and yet pay all this $$ on private hospitals and muh personal trainer muh gym membership - pisses me off
No.126497
>>126309
>This suburbs only big enough for one neet
S-so we can't be f-friends?…
You're lucky I'm only a crypto-NEET on unibux. Otherwise I would challenge you to a duel.
>>126307
Where about in South Perth?
No.126498
>>126491
Fucking kill yourself
No.126499
>>126497
>Where about in South Perth?
Kelmscott
No.126501
>>126497
>tfw 6100
so many perths ITT
No.126502
>>126496
>Personal trainer
Greatest scam going
No.126503
>>126497
I'd rape your cunt at max then all the fat max bitches will piss on you
No.126504
>>126501
We could start a revolution and build monuments of tendies
No.126505
>>126491
fuck off aussie neet
No.126506
>>126504
WA has the second highest rate of unemployed
No.126507
>>126505
Everybody poos, and some people eat poo
No.126508
>>126506
And the highest rate of no gf
No.126509
No.126510
>>126508
Tfw Perth NEET with gf
Sorry
No.126511
>>126505
Hotpockets will clean it up soon m8, don't worry
No.126513
Might kill myself this year
No.126514
>>126510
mannequins don't count
No.126515
>>126513
Don't tell cenno, I wanna claim your neet bux after you die
No.126516
>>126510
How do I get gf pls? :(
No.126517
>>126513
No anon, we need you to shitpost
No.126518
>>126499
>>126501
Which one of you also goes to UWA?
>>126503
You're asking to get bottled now cunt.
No.126519
No.126520
No.126521
>>126518
Northern perth is my hood, stay out of my territory neets
No.126522
>>126519
Lots of chinks there
No.126523
I remember the perth kid who wanted to walk the whole way to sydney
he's probably neeting it up right now
probs fatter too
No.126524
>>126522
Lot of chinks in perth in general these days.
No.126525
>>126524
Should try rape one, chances are they won't go to the police since most of them overstay their visa
No.126526
>>126525
are you speaking from experience?
No.126527
>>126519
What degree and how long have you been a NEET for?
There seems to be another anon who studeis there atm >>125799
Also are you aware of how the Marxists all live in a rented commune by pooling all there unibux together?
>>126522
Not as much as Curtin I'd say. I've only seen two niggers at UWA so far, it's mostly rich WASPs.
>>126521
Relax. Like I said I'm only a crypto-NEET on unibux, you probably outrank me.
No.126528
No.126529
So fucking itchy right now
No.126530
>>126527
>>126527
I attempted a finance and accounting double major before I got expelled.
>Also are you aware of how the Marxists all live in a rented commune by pooling all there unibux together?
I never knew that. I'm assuming it's the socialist alternative cunts who are always trying to hand out flyers and protest shit. Always saw posters for socialist/marxist events around UWA.
No.126531
>>126529
have a bubble bath
>>126530
you don't have to be a commie to join unions/apartment unions, but it can help
No.126532
>>126531
*mum walks in and gives you a handy beneath the bubbles*
No.126533
>>126532
last time i had a bubble bath it was with my sister
back then, penises were known as willies or doodles, and they shot cordial down the loo
No.126534
i wish i had confidence like kerser
No.126535
>>126530
>I attempted a finance and accounting double major before I got expelled.
Holy fuck. What happened?
>I never knew that. I'm assuming it's the socialist alternative cunts who are always trying to hand out flyers and protest shit. Always saw posters for socialist/marxist events around UWA.
Yep, it's exactly them. My brother was tempted to join them, he even got them to pay for his ticket in Melbourne when they had some Easter conference about two years ago. Luckily I talked him out of hanging out with them any further.
They took over the Arts Union too. The other day they were handing out flyers on campus about how they want to protest budget cuts. On the back of their shirts it said 'punch a nazi' or some shit like that. But of course the people wearing these shirts were a numale and some tumblrcore bitch.
No.126537
>>126535
>Holy fuck. What happened?
I did a massive drunk post explaining it. but tl:dr failed to get off academic probation twice. That's probably incomprehensible for a semi functioning person but I still managed it.
No.126538
I watched Alien Covenant today. Didn't like the ending. It was a pretty good movie overall, but I reckon it suffered issues with pacing, acting, and most importantly character development. It really didn't develop the characters properly, nor did it develop their relationships with each other. It all felt fake and pointless.
Michael Fassbender is one sexy dude though.
No.126541
>>126535
That reminds me, my brother actually kind of knows this kebab. He says he asked her how she can be a Muslim and a communist at the same time, she replied that they're perfectly compatible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCXrk6XaKkg
>>126537
Enjoying NEETdom more?
No.126543
>>126541
I saw that fatcunt in the bluehoody since I started in 2013 to when I got expelled in 2016. He must be milking the bux doing degree after degree.
No.126544
Just had a shower and washed my hair, not itchy anymore but now i keep sneezing
No.126545
>>126541
>Enjoying NEETdom more?
I am glad the stress of my absolute failure of a time at uni is behind me. Just swapped it for the stress and self loathing of being 23 and on the dole with very little work experience. I haven't made any serious plans to kill myself this year so I guess things are better.
No.126546
>>126538
Did you watch it at the cinema?
No.126547
>>126546
Obviously. I'm not a masochist.
Was a good outing with a mate.
No.126548
>>126543
He's picked a spot pretty close to that food, poor cunt probably joined thinking he'd get laid from some commie slut but he's still a virgin
No.126549
>>126545
As long as you can still fap and you're white you have a reason to live
No.126550
Since I did my poo my farts smell plain now
No.126551
>threads dies this early every night
may aswell call it normalfag wagecuck general
No.126552
>>126551
Gotta get up early in the morning so I can beg for money in the city and scope out the best dumpsters
No.126554
>>126553
I love those kind of farts
No.126555
can this fucking poo/fart stuff just FUCK OFF. BO mate you need to perma ban these people. its getting beyond a joke.
No.126556
>>126555
It's the poo revolution m8, drop your pants and let er rip
No.126557
I seriously need to stop watching porn. Not only am I wanking 3-5 times per day, but I'm running out of pornstars to fap to. I got a one drop rule, once they do an interracial scene, that's it.
No.126558
>>126557
I bet you exclusively watch interracial.
No.126559
>>126557
They all do interracial
No.126560
>>126557
switch to 2d
makes thinks exciting again
No.126561
>>126559
Not all. Mia Malkova, Lily Love, Rachel Starr, Nekane, Alex Grey, Elena Koshka are my porfuis who have not done a bestiality scene with a negger.
>>126560
Any recommendations?
No.126563
No.126565
>>126556
gb 2 india
>>126561
anything but gay furry
No.126566
>>126564
You know women like Alexis Texas who don't do interracial scenes often have black boyfriends IRL?
No.126567
>>126555
Agreed. He still needs to ban the fag who posted scat earlier.
No.126568
>>126551
Hey I'm still awake
No.126569
>>126550
Cunt this isn't gastrointestinal general. I really don't care.
No.126570
I might get up for some late night NEET snacks? Yes or no?
No.126572
>>126570
You'll'd've ruined your brekkie NEETie
No.126573
To: cheesecake neet
I liked your last video dude.
Around the middle part you say
>I don't feel like an adult
>it hurts
Being a neet is torture, you have to do stuff. You need either a goal by yourself or to get a job or something.
No.126574
Morning Neets, havnt been on in a week. Will have to go through and read up on the banter, but before that -
Which one of you Neets won the 50 million Powerball?
No.126575
No.126576
No.126577
No.126578
>>126574
>Which one of you Neets won the 50 million Powerball?
What a lucky cunt, wish it was me.
No.126579
>>126578
Goddamn, you could buy a MAX franchise
No.126581
Might go and get some Hungry Jacks for lunch today.
No.126582
>>126557
Watching porn makes you a cuck so you should probably kill yourself.
No.126583
>>126582
C'mon m8, It's too early in the morning for being a cunt
No.126584
>>126583
Not being a cunt just speaking the truth.
No.126585
>>126584
m8, take a look at the thread you're in, the last of our problems is being cucks.
No.126586
>>126579
Can you imagine what we could accomplish with just one MAX franchise?
All the abduls and pajeets in the area could be systematically denied neetbux while the true Australian NEETs in Joondalup receive cushy positions as MAX consultants. Word gets out that Joondalup is NEET central and we start to consolidate power, eventually successfully gaining a seat in parliament as the No Labor party.
NEET dictatorship when?
No.126587
>>126584
Well part of not being a cunt is keeping cuntish opinions to yourself m8
I'm not having a go at you, guessing your probably having a bad morning or something but we're all in the same boat here, why bring other NEETs down when it's the last thing anyone needs ?
No.126588
>>126586
> No Labor party.
Fucking lost my shit.
No.126589
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Birth abnormalities are my new fascination. First is a teratoma, second is a foetus in foetu.
No.126590
No.126591
>>126586
Kek, I like your way of thinking m8
Today MAX Joondalup, tomorrow the world
No.126592
>>126586
But in order to conquer the world the neet must sacrifice what is dearest to his heart - his unemployment
No.126593
>>126557
That means you have a lot of material saved up for when you take the bbc pill
No.126594
>>126587
Not having a bad mourning I just get annoyed by all the degenerate posting that goes on constantly.
No.126595
>>126594
>complaining about degeneracy in a NEET thread
No.126596
>>126595
Neets need to embrace wholesome christian values
No.126597
>>126596
Being a Christian myself, I agree with this, but I'm still not going to be bothered about degeneracy appearing on a NEET thread.
No.126598
>>126597
Does the bible say anything about neets?
No.126599
>>126581
What are you getting? The chips and whopper with cheese and angry whopper are my favorites
No.126600
>>126591
We'll need to be politically savvy if we're going to take over the world. Maybe we can start gaining a name on the international stage by doing preferential deals with ISIS to establish a NEET caliphate.
d'ya reckon we're entitled to neetbux under sharia law?
No.126601
>>126600
Now asioneet has to work the weekend
No.126602
>>126598
The meek shall inherit the Earth maybe ?
No.126603
>>126602
>>126598
a quick google found this
"For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope."
centrelink is a god given right
No.126604
>>126599
large whopper cheese meal, always a cunt on the weekend, all the normie families and their kids out playing sports, chokes up the streets.
No.126605
>>126603
In a way, we are like government funded monks.
No.126606
>>126604
>Dan
it must be a sign
No.126607
>>126603
Shit, that's gold right there.
Tbf Jesus was a bit of a NEET, he gave up work as a carpenter and wandered round with his m8s bumming food and shelter off people.
Imagine if we could do the loaves and fishes thing !
No offence meant to the Christian NEETs here.
No.126608
>>126607
and just like now, the wagies couldn't handle someone who didn't follow their way
No.126609
>>126600
>ISIS is now subtly trying to recruit NEETs
/aus/ is a christian board, MOHAMMETANS OUT!
No.126610
No.126611
No.126612
>>126604
You should get the Oreo shake, its pretty nice
No.126613
No.126614
Was just at the shops and saw a girl with probably the most ridiculous proportions of my life.
Some wog chick but quite attractive, would have had to have been at least a J or K cup on a 155/160cm girl, bit shorter than average and could have been no more than 65 or 70kgs.
Every single tradie getting their early morning iced coffee was just blatantly looking as her dad walked alongside her
I wonder if there are tittymonster NEET girls who stay inside all day due to getting too much attention from bogan and ethnic tradies all day - the question is lads, how do we find them?
No.126615
>>126611
I know that feel m8, hope you feel better soon.
No.126616
>>126614
noice, womanlets with cowtits are GOAT
No.126617
No.126618
>>126573
Thanks m8. I have a few little goals but they aren't much. I need more of them and maybe I would then feel like I am worth something.
No.126619
>>126614
I have to stay inside since all the stacys check out my hot neet package when I walk past em
No.126620
No.126621
>>126620
Can't say i do m8.
No.126622
>>126621
Should try it out, bed smells nice and wet
No.126623
>>126605
>In a way, we are like government funded monks.
Neet, thats pretty deep. Theres a of of truth there.
>>126607
>Shit, that's gold right there.
>Tbf Jesus was a bit of a NEET, he gave up work as a carpenter and wandered round with his m8s bumming food and shelter off people.
>Imagine if we could do the loaves and fishes thing !
>No offence meant to the Christian NEETs here.
More Neet gold.
>>126614
>I wonder if there are tittymonster NEET girls who stay inside all day due to getting too much attention from bogan and ethnic tradies all day - the question is lads, how do we find them?
I want mine to be somewhat retarded with the body you described. Can you show us a similar pic of this buxom beauty to get some perspective m8?
No.126624
>>126623
She probably looked like snooki from Jersey shore
No.126625
>>126614
>finding non-white filth attractive
No.126626
>>126623
I don't know any girls that look like her, basically just thin with really massive tits - didn't see her ass but she had stocky legs. Quite pale and light brown hair, pretty plain face though but looked friendly enough
>>126625
she looked italian/yugoslavian, not greek really
No.126627
>>126620
i sometimes spill goon on it
No.126628
>>126626
>italian
>slavs
>white
No.126629
>>126623
>I want mine to be somewhat retarded with the body you described
I remember watching a hentai like that once
No.126630
>>126626
>he thinks italians and yugoslavs are white
No.126631
>>126628
>>126630
portugese, spanish, french and finns aren't white either?
No.126632
Some no caller ID cunt keeps trying to ring me, probably some pajeet in a call centre in mumbai.
No.126633
>>126632
This reminds me, I was thinking of writing some material for a regular podcast on the history of the british Raj and Indian independence, sprinkled with complaints about my shitty unemployed life and various tips for unemployed cunts. It'd be called NEETs and Pajeets.
No.126634
>>126633
Might be good, i'd probably listen to it on my morning NEET and NEET rides.
No.126635
>>126633
>NEETs and Pajeets
Genius
No.126636
No.126637
>>126633
"NEETs and Pajeets, A history od street shitting through the Ages"
No.126638
>>126633
>This reminds me, I was thinking of writing some material for a regular podcast on the history of the british Raj and Indian independence, sprinkled with complaints about my shitty unemployed life and various tips for unemployed cunts. It'd be called NEETs and Pajeets.
Sounds good. Go for it Neet.
No.126639
>>126636
he must mean riding on the bus
No.126640
Neets, looks like the fuckers have a way to milk the entire banking system. Jews run virus - next it cripples entire global banking system- oh no! all the money has gone.
Russia did it.
Go to war.
Praying for this as everyone in the world will be Neet.
No.126641
No.126642
>>126640
I dunno m8, Aus govt computer systems aew utter shit, Do you really want Cenno shut down so they can't pay us ?
Seriously, how long could us NEETs live without the fortnightly payment ?, I figure I'd be right for a week or two.
No.126643
>>126642
I could probably last a few months, got a fair bit saved up.
No.126644
Neets, looks like the fuckers have a way to milk the entire banking system. Jews run virus - next it cripples entire global banking system- oh no! all the money has gone.
Russia did it.
Go to war.
Praying for this as everyone in the world will be Neet.>>126642
>I dunno m8, Aus govt computer systems aew utter shit, Do you really want Cenno shut down so they can't pay us ?
>Seriously, how long could us NEETs live without the fortnightly payment ?, I figure I'd be right for a week or two.
Ok, good point. I take it all back.
How about this scenario - only the rich and those with big savings get it stolen by ransomware.
No.126645
>>126643
No good if the banks are shut down though m8
No.126646
>>126645
I've got a few nice things i could probably trade for some food.
No.126647
>>126646
I figure I could whore out my mummybot if I have to
Events like this make me think about stockpiling canned food and shit though, maybe paranoid but you never know
No.126649
No.126650
>>126649
He's a good bloke our m8 Dan,always wants to stay in touch
No.126651
>>126650
Think he wants to give me a bottle of Johnie Walker double black, haven't tried it yet but it's not much more expensive than black label.
No.126652
>>126441
Adidas
>>126594
I think traditionalism is having a silent revival,
I saw someone reading Julius Evola on the train yesterday.
>>126600
The only thing I like about Islam is the no loans rule(usury). Porn being shamed is another one.
>>126437
Shit tier bacon.
No.126653
>>126652
>traditionalism
> I like about Islam
>Porn being shamed
>Shit tier bacon
Muslim NEET detected
No.126654
>>126653
>>>126652
>>traditionalism
>> I like about Islam
>>Porn being shamed
>>Shit tier bacon
>Muslim NEET detected
No, hes not MuslimNeet, hes more likely old enough to remember a sane society. Porn is pretty fucking degenerate when you get down to it. That said, I fucking love porn. As for traditionalism, people are waking up, this pussy society is collapsing in on itself. Guys cant get gfs or wives because theyre too busy being whores. Islam has only a few redeeming qualities, not much, but enough to notice.
No.126655
>>126646
I'll sell my mummybot
No.126656
>>126649
Your late for your daily drunkening neet! Don't make me call your mummybot
No.126657
Eating some mi gookreng in my dirty bed while mummy bot whines about me not mopping the floors.
No.126658
>>126653
>liking one thing about islam makes me a muslim
You realise there's many people throughout the history of the world that admired things about islam?
That's shit tier bacon btw, canadian/british slice > bacon strips
No.126659
>>126658
You seem to have a magical ability to tell the history and quality of bacon from one pic there m8, how does that work ?
And I'm not having a go at you about what you thinks degenerate or not, each to their own it just kinda baffles me when people come here, a NEET thread that is pretty much degenerate city, and get all preachy on what people can and can't post.
No.126660
>>126653
I agree with him that usury is a problem, although I think it is prohibited in Christianity as well.
Usury needs to be permanently outlawed as a matter of priority. It is simply a way for Jews to exploit and scam goyim.
No.126661
>>126659
Nothing degenerate about fapping, poo and goon
No.126662
>>126661
>Nothing degenerate about fapping, poo and goon
Youre right, theres nothing moraly wrong with fapping to porn etc. But when you look at fapping to porn in a much wider context and how it affects the fapper and society at large, its kinda scary.
No.126663
>>126662
Her face is so trashy. Typical ugly trashy looking American mutt.
No.126664
>>126663
cheeks are too big and plump
also using lordosis to show off your arse is unhealthy, gosh model skanks have it tough
No.126665
So what should today's topic of discussion be? I'm thinking either poo or pee
No.126666
No.126667
>>126665
>So what should today's topic of discussion be? I'm thinking either poo or pee
Lets shake it up. Poo mixed with pee.
No.126669
>>126631
wogs had their genes ruined by mudshit hordes raping them.
No.126670
>>126668
GF's are overrated
No.126671
>>126670
not if they're qt3.14s with tasty puckered buttholes
No.126673
>>126668
>I NEED A GF REEEE
Thats not really the reality of having a gf in pic.
This pic is the reality 95 percent of the time. If you get sex that means shes either drunk or has just drained your savings to buy herself new shoes.
No.126674
And here we have another fine example of cuckneet and his scat fetish why he doesnt have a gf sure is a mystery.
No.126680
Wtf the age of consent in Germany is 14
No.126682
No.126685
mummybot ate one of my frozen meals
No.126688
>>126685
You should bend her over and tongue her arsehole for that infraction.
No.126689
>>126680
>tfw no 14 year old german gf
No.126690
>>126689
There's gonna be knocking on your door soon.
No.126691
No.126692
>>126691
Apples and a mandarin. Had my fair share of eggs and bacon earlier in the day. You?
No.126693
No.126694
>>126692
Chicken Maggi 2 minute noodles with some chilli sauce.
No.126695
>>126691
Mummybot bought tendies, and she's getting chips from down the road.
Gonna be a good dinner tonight.
No.126696
>>126691
whatever the italian word for pasta with meat chunks in it is
No.126697
No.126698
>>126691
I already my dinner at 4pm but I had spaghetti
No.126699
>>126697
that's it, smart NEET!
No.126700
>>126691
Just woke up
gonna make a chicken stir fry with rice later
No.126701
are these nice or a bit nigger-y?
No.126703
RANSOMWARE GOING AROUND CUNTS
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ransomware/comments/6arvs3/nhs_hospitals_across_england_hit_by_largescale/dhh8a8c/
This ransomware (that is affecting companies) can effect your computer as well..
Follow this cunts post to patch it, otherwise your computer will be brendan fraiser
No.126704
>>126703
I'm just using my phone today, and I heard this pleads through email and no one emails me
No.126705
>>126689
You can have a 14 year old aboriginal gf
No.126707
>>126703
>version too old to be affected
phew
No.126708
>>126704
it's remotely executed by some windows server function so you're fucked regardless if you don't disable it
good thing is that some nerds discovered the payload refers to some domain which if it doesn't get a response it executes its payload and spreads so the only way you're going to get infected now is if your computer comes into contact with another infected pc
https://twitter.com/darienhuss/status/863083680528576512
No.126709
>>126701
They look pretty nice
No.126710
>>126701
Look like slippers tbh
No.126712
>>126700
your sleep schedule is fucked more than mine has ever been. worst i got was waking at 4:30 PM or so every day but i never got to 5:30pm
No.126713
>>126712
That sounds like a recipe for an angry mummybot
No.126714
No.126715
>>126713
Not him, but it definitely is
I did it for the last World Cup and mummybot was not happy about it at all
No.126718
>>126715
Yeah. If there's one thing parents hate it's sleeping in.
No.126720
No.126722
>>126718
My dad used to get very mad if i made any noise before 9am on weekend mornings. I guess it was just a wagie thing
No.126723
>>126714
You can simply just look at them then look at old greeks and you can tell they've been ruined.
No.126725
>>126714
Actually it's based in reality. Ancient Athenians were Germanic.
No.126726
>>126723
It's an exaggeration.
>>126725
WE WUZ
No.126729
>>126723
>>126725
Take everything that Varg and other Nordicists say with a grain of salt. It's natural that people are different from 2000 years ago, but the genetic claims show that the modern Greeks are still close to the ancient Greeks.
No.126731
>nausea
>hungry
>but can't eat
>only had a bowl of ice cream and coffee so far
No.126732
>>126731
Sick or something?
No.126733
>>126732
Yeah i guess. feel weak as fuck too.
No.126734
>>126733
Not a good sign, better head off to Dr Pajeet and get a medical certificate.
No.126735
Wanna get fish and chips but mums friends car is blocking the driveway
No.126736
>>126734
Already am on one. this shit beter fuck off though
No.126737
>>126735
Why does your mum's african friend keep visiting on Saturday nights and sleeping over?
No.126738
>>126729
*genetic evidence
No.126739
>>126689
She probably wouldn't be an emotionally damaged giant robot pilot anyway.
No.126740
>>126733
>>126731
You are probably starving you daft cunt, force yourself to eat something at least semi-nutritious and you will be back to normal.
No.126743
No.126745
>>126743
No need to payout other NEET's waifus m8
No.126746
No.126747
might slip under the sheets for a comfy bed wank
No.126748
>>126740
Already feelingbetter, was probably the shit coffee
No.126749
>>126743
Horaki Hikari's status as best girl is beside the point.
No.126752
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How is Michael Fassbender so beautiful? Man, he is just sexy as all fuck. I saw him in Alien: Covenant the other day and then looked him up on Youtube. He is built to be a king.
No.126753
Currently eating an ice cream sandwich.
No.126754
>>126753
nice, cookies and cream?
>>126752
I need to watch that movie
No.126755
No.126756
>>126755
Good lad, flavor mixing is degenerate
No.126757
>>126756
Don't mind a bit of chocolate and strawberry from time to time, if you know what I mean aye.
No.126758
>>126757
Racemixing is degenerate.
No.126759
>>126758
Only if you're making babies, but just smashing girls for pleasure, it's no big deal.
No.126760
>>126759
Not him but having sex for any reason but procreation is degenerate.
No.126761
>>126759
So a white girl just fucking black guys "for pleasure" is no big deal?
No.126762
>>126761
ultimately, no, nothing really matters too much.
No.126763
Should I drink a bottle of my sisters wine?
No.126764
No.126765
>>126762
boomer cuck detected
No.126766
>>126763
Why would you drink your sister's period blood?
No.126767
>>126763
Yes
>>126764
I'm not a kike, just extremely black pilled, with regards to the white race, and western civilization we are basically in retreat, fighting a hopeless rearguard action, it's all over for us.
No.126768
>>126767
>I'm not a kike, just extremely black pilled, with regards to the white race, and western civilization we are basically in retreat, fighting a hopeless rearguard action, it's all over for us.
If there no point to anything, why haven't you pulled an Elliot Rodger yet? Go on a sucide mission, become a martyr.
No.126769
No.126770
>>126767
You took the BBC pill.
No.126771
Just killed a big spider trying to leech of my hard earned neet bucks. Not in my backyard you bastard.
No.126772
No.126773
>>126770
Fuck that is a big bastard.
No.126774
>>126753
True icecream sandwich right here.
Brioche bun is good too.
No.126775
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Countering the degeneracy in this thread
No.126776
This wine is nice and smooth.
I feel depressed tonight.
No.126777
>>126769
Love me some Millennial Woes. Wasn't he a NEET before the whole Youtube thing?
No.126778
>>126777
Yeah he got doxed at some point last year, he was on benefits in scotland iirc. It actually gained some traction in media over there.
No.126780
>>126775
>posting a literal homosexual
sad
No.126782
>>126778
What so I'm NOT meant to be fucking the anns from /cuteboys/?
No.126783
No.126785
>>126618
Doesn't have to be much, anything works.
Start small.
E.g. I started by taking showers every single day.
It's not much but after a few weeks I could start doing other stuff - like having an actual sleep schedule, doing pushups every day, going out (for a jog) etc.
Any goal is good tbh.
No.126786
>>126785
Going to try reset my sleep schedule today. Woke up at 3pm yesterday.
No.126788
Morning NEETs, hope you got mummybot a present.
No.126789
Morning NEETs
What're you doing for your first vaginal contact this mummybots day?
No.126790
>>126789
I'll be talking to you pussies
No.126791
>>126771
>Just killed a big spider trying to leech of my hard earned neet bucks. Not in my backyard you bastard.
Youre doing Gods work there Neet. Nuke all those hideous fuckers.
>>126778
>Yeah he got doxed at some point last year, he was on benefits in scotland iirc. It actually gained some traction in media over there.
Is there any way to do vids like that and NOT get doxxed?
>>126788
>Morning NEETs, hope you got mummybot a present.
Mummybot passed away 5 or 6 years ago.
No.126792
>>126791
How did your mummybot die?
No.126794
>>126788
maybe when she stops making life hell for me
No.126795
I'm getting mummy some dog poo in a jar for mummy day
No.126797
>>126792
>How did your mummybot die?
some would say cancer, but the chemo killed her. Soon as she started chemo it was rapid downhill.
11 months of watching Mummybot waste away.
Held her hand and conforted her as she took her last breaths.
Havnt told anyone, but it really fucked me up.
No.126798
getting really tired of the poo posters.
No.126799
>>126797
;_;
Was she a good mummybot?
What's your opinion on chemo? My uncle got his shit fucked up by it but I was too young to remember, if you ever got cancer would you bother with Chemo or think it's best to go without it?
No.126800
>>126797
If I had cancer I'd go shoot up MAX, guaranteed I'd get into neet heaven
No.126801
>>126799
Not him, but it depends on the cancer, some cancers can be fully removed without requiring chemo or radiation (stage 1 bowel cancers), but others do require follow up of chemo and radiation.
No.126802
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>>126799
>Was she a good mummybot?
>What's your opinion on chemo? My uncle got his shit fucked up by it but I was too young to remember, if you ever got cancer would you bother with Chemo or think it's best to go without it?
She was the best. Compared to a lot of the Mummybot horror stories, she never nagged, made food, once even found a 5ft weed plant near the river and I took it home to smoke.
Chemo has a lower success rate then doing nothing. Know of 50-60 medical peeps who have kicked cancer ass with the oil alone. Theres many, many other routes more effective than chemo and the like.
>>126800
>If I had cancer I'd go shoot up MAX, guaranteed I'd get into neet heaven
Saint NEET.
Bonus - heres some cultural enrichment from Rome. Sandnigger smashes priceless 9th century art sculptures in a church.
No.126804
>>126798
I very much enjoy the poo
No.126805
>>126802
There's this alleyway I go through on my morning jog and I can see over this persons fence and I can see a big weed plant in their backyard. Tempted to steal it
No.126806
>>126805
>There's this alleyway I go through on my morning jog and I can see over this persons fence and I can see a big weed plant in their backyard. Tempted to steal it
i would be tempted too. But things always pop into my head like what if its a family with an epileptic child and theyre making oil to stop the seizures?
No.126807
>>126806
Like I'd give a shit
No.126808
>>126807
>Like I'd give a shit
thats what separates us from the Barbarians.
No.126809
>>126802
>cultural enrichment from Rome
Saw that on the GG threads and /pol/. Makes me mad that they're still seen as the underprivileged types and that if it weren't them it'd be some Tumblr womyn tipping over artifacts to smash the patriarchy.
No.126810
>>126808
I'm a barbaric neet that raids the centrelink office every fortnight while drink goon from a wagies skull
No.126811
No.126812
>>126811
nah different neet
No.126813
Feel so fat, been eating nothing but shit for the last week
No.126814
How do I stop smoking ciggies Neets?
No.126815
Convince yourself that you never smoked, and don't smoke, thats how i quit.
No.126816
>>126814
Sow your mouth shut,i just use the Vape now. Only smoke when I drink goon
No.126817
>>126814
How much do you smoke?
No.126818
>>126814
Beating addiction is a lot easier if you replace the time you spend on the addiction with another activity. Instead of reaching for a cig every few hours, reach for some heroin instead
No.126819
No.126820
>>126817
>How much do you smoke?
couple of cigs every hour or so.
Have given up easily in the past.
Might go tomorrow and guy a game or two instead of the cigs.
No.126821
>>126820
How the fuck do you afford that on neetbux
No.126822
>>126818
Fresh jenkem is better
No.126823
>>126821
Make mummy pay for everything
No.126824
>>126798
I just filter them.
No.126825
Ahh, just woke up. Might get up soon.
No.126826
>>126797
That would fuck me up. Was she scared to die or did she accept it in some way?
No.126828
No.127982
is there anyone that wants to play some quake or xonotic? most likely up for a game on weekends