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 No.126827>>126832 >>126835 >>126851 >>126947 >>127118 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Played any good games recently?

On the previous episode: >>126007

AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

 No.126829>>126833

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First for tfw no gf


 No.126830>>126836

Anyone use twitter? Im sick of shitposting on Jewbook and want to get maximum trolling points.


 No.126831

Time for a wank tbh


 No.126832

>>126827 (OP)

I played hide and seek by myself today


 No.126833>>126840 >>126842 >>126851

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>>126829

>tfw no harem


 No.126834>>126837 >>126838 >>126851

Does anyone else hear fetishise certain names? Like you really want a gf with a particular name? For me it is Kate or Emily.


 No.126835>>126866

>>126827 (OP)

>Played any good games recently?

nah just my chinese slot machines

wasn't neetking planning on taking up game dev?


 No.126836>>126839

>>126830

You need a phone number for twitter


 No.126837

>>126834

Isn't Kate one of the top post-transition names for MtFs? I remember April being one, Emily probably is too.


 No.126838

>>126834

I think Angelica and Cindy are both cute names, in different ways. I think some German and Russian names can be cute. Ekaterina, Anastasiya, etc.


 No.126839>>126841

>>126836

>You need a phone number for twitter

Seriously? And it cant be made up?


 No.126840

>>126833

>tfw no caring childhood friend with massive tits


 No.126841

>>126839

I think there was a way around it by using google hangouts or something.


 No.126842>>126843

>>126833

I'd have a white girlfriend and an Asian girlfriend.


 No.126843>>126844 >>126845

>>126842

Why an Asian GF? White girls are so utterly superior.


 No.126844>>126847 >>126850

>>126843

I like pale skin and black hair, it wouldn't be south-east asian though.


 No.126845>>126846 >>126848

>>126843

white women have shit personalities though


 No.126846

>>126845

asian women do too

>why u no earn sic figures like daddy i wan divorce police hepp rape rape he rape me


 No.126847

>>126844

Why not an Irish/Ukrainian girl then?


 No.126848

>>126845

I reckon asian girls have worse personalities, it's just muh study, muh brands, muh sucking society's dick at the expense of my own happiness to increase my prestige so I look good to people who don't even care at every turn

I've had asian gfs in the past and they're just boring, although I'd take a wog chick over an aussie chick any day of the week


 No.126849

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>tfw no thick/chubby qt gf


 No.126850>>126868

>>126844

Asian women have yucky brown tinted skin. White girls can have milky white skin tinted pretty pink.

Brown hair is superior to black hair, as well.


 No.126851

>>126827 (OP)

>Played any good games recently?

>tfw you don't enjoy games as much as you used to

>>126834

Nina, Valentina, Claudia, Lorene

>>126833

I'd have a harem with a blonde Slavic girl, a blonde Germanic Girl, redhead Celtic girl, brunette Mediterranean girl, Latina Castizo, Japanese girl and Mongolian girl (take that Genghis).


 No.126853>>126856 >>126857 >>126860 >>127168

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Has anyone played either Dishonored 1 or 2?


 No.126856>>126858

>Played any good games recently?

Playing FEAR, played some Halo with /v/ but no one else came.

I enjoy MP games the most, but there's no Aussie servers for the good games.

I hear Reflex (it's like Quake 3) has lots of Aussies, but I'm not giving my credit card to Steam and there's no shops that sell gamecards near me.

>>126853

1 was enjoyable enough, but you don't feel like going back to play it after the first 1-3 playthroughs.

2 is irredeemable and boring. All the charm and fun is gone and you instead have a bunch of leftist shit forced onto you while you plod around in press X to win fights.


 No.126857

>>126853

I played about half of 1 when it came out

It was a decent enough game, but I stopped playing vidya a lot around that time so never finished it


 No.126858>>126859

>>126856

>1 was enjoyable enough, but you don't feel like going back to play it after the first 1-3 playthroughs.

>2 is irredeemable and boring. All the charm and fun is gone and you instead have a bunch of leftist shit forced onto you while you plod around in press X to win fights.

wow. so 2 is a sjw crock of shit then.


 No.126859>>126863

>>126858

Kind of.

Not as bad as some other games, but it's definitely present.

Lots of black characters wandering around, while in the first game there were almost none.

Lots of shit about females being just as good as men (despite the male character being more competent and generally better than the chick).

If you think the first is 9/10, play the 2nd. If you thought it was 7/10+, watch a few gameplay videos and decide from that.


 No.126860

>>126853

Played and passed the first one and the DLC Knife of Dunwall. It's a good game, would recommend.


 No.126861>>126862

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Playing with stalker:soc for the first time. Using a ZRP which just fixes everything whilst keeping the game vanilla as possible. It's pretty fun and hasn't aged too badly for a game made in 2007. The atmosphere is great. Was a bit of shock at first because I was used to run and gun fps.


 No.126862

>>126861

god I should really proof read my posts.


 No.126863>>126864 >>126865

>>126859

>Not as bad as some other games, but it's definitely present.

JBhifi has 1 and 2 for 25 bucks each. If Im going to stop smoking I might as well get a couple of half decent games. No pc. Only have xbox 1


 No.126864>>126867

>>126863

If you're going to quit smoking, just don't buy new vidya for a while then buy a new computer.

Not much in the way of exclusives for XB1, and PC has piracy :^)


 No.126865>>126867

>>126863

Could you just cut back?

I used to smoke impulsively but now I made it part of my routine, one dart with my morning cuppa, after lunch and after dinner. Not sure if I could live without a lung roll.


 No.126866

>>126835

No, I'm too lazy to make videos these days let alone games


 No.126867

>>126864

>If you're going to quit smoking, just don't buy new vidya for a while then buy a new computer.

Will eventually get new pc. No time soon though.

>>126865

>Could you just cut back?

Im either all or nothing. No grey middle. Sick of smoking anyway. theyre going up 12.5 percent Sept 1 this year and another 12.5 percent every single sept1 every year. Smoke rollies, which have been kinda cheap so far 25 a pack, lasts me 4 days. Not paying 30 bucks a pack in Sept.


 No.126868>>126869 >>126870 >>126872

>>126850

Wrong

How long you think centrelinks going to last guys?

Univeral basic income coming or are we just gonna end up having homeless people everywhere?

Not fear mongering but we should prepare in some ways.


 No.126869

>>126868

Australia will probably be one of the last countries to get UBI.


 No.126870>>126871

>>126868

Better learn to fight so you can claim the best alley ways and dumpsters, might wanna get good at giving hand jobs too so you have money for a goon bag


 No.126871

>>126870

NEETs have been practicing handjobs every day since they began puberty


 No.126872

>>126868

>How long you think centrelinks going to last guys?

>Univeral basic income coming or are we just gonna end up having homeless people everywhere?

>Not fear mongering but we should prepare in some ways.

There wont be any UBI. The Jews are importing sandniggers and mudslimes to lower the wages. They want the whole world to be 3rd world standard. At this stage the fuckers need a major war to thin out the population and suck up all the money for themselves.

I see war and general fuckery coming.

Ive prepared for the apocalypse.

Have worlds best weed seeds.

Once the fuckery erupts, will go bush and grow mad nugs to sell to the normies who will just want to get off their faces.


 No.126873>>126874 >>126875

(cont-) And you Neets can come with - starting the Neet Holy Land. A brewery will need to be established too. Wine, Potato vodka, chickens to raise for tendies.

It will be Mad Max Neet-Style.


 No.126874>>126876

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>>126873

>mfw our NEET horde rapes and pillages normie settlements


 No.126875>>126877

>>126873

>chickens

>tendies

That's not what goes into tendies, anon.

Honestly, if something like WW3 broke out, I'd be happy enough to chill out in a small group while things get rebuilt, but a straight up apocalypse wouldn't be my thing.


 No.126876

>>126874

Better start practicing your raping


 No.126877>>126878

>>126875

I'll just wait till they rebuild centrelink, hopefully they won't rebuild max


 No.126878>>126908

>>126877

They will build Min Employment, which will just give neets a nice place to hang out and shitpost in real life


 No.126879>>126880 >>126881

Ive been studying self-sufficiency for ages, have watched all the Primitive Technology vids.

I think we could have The Neet Promised Land built in no time flat.


 No.126880

>>126879

You know it took him a shit ton of time to do all of those projects


 No.126881>>126885

>>126879

Have you tried any of that in practice? I watched a lot of porn but I still can't drag stacys off the street into my house for sum fuk


 No.126882>>126883 >>126884

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Really enjoying this cooler weather, super comfy.


 No.126883

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>>126882

it was raining earlier. Literally under a rug on the couch with the laptop, very dim lighting for extra comfort..


 No.126884>>126888

>>126882

Raining here in Perth.


 No.126885

>>126881

you could though


 No.126888

>>126884

All the wagies gonna be pissed off tomorrow when they realise it's still raining, I'll be nice and comfy in bed with my trusty goon bag


 No.126889>>126890 >>126891 >>126892 >>126924


 No.126890>>126896

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>>126889

>tfw not in any of those postcodes

I'm deep in wagey territory


 No.126891

>>126889

>aus businesses being hit by wanacry

drongos


 No.126892>>126893

>>126889

/fifth/ here


 No.126893>>126894 >>126895

>>126892

I have an aunty that lives in bunbury

she is a 59 year old meth head


 No.126894

>>126893

Pretty much the average citizen here to be honest


 No.126895

>>126893

She hot?


 No.126896

>>126890

Joondalup has lots of wagies too


 No.126897>>126898 >>126899

>making a new thread before it hits 750


 No.126898

>>126897

Make a poo poo themed thread please


 No.126899

>>126897

that's just how it is now mate, you have no choice but to like it


 No.126900>>126902 >>126933

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Fuck me NEETo's, reading an editorial on PerthNow about the new budget by Morrison where the author praises his crackdown on dole bludgers. She cites a figure of 380,000 job appointments not attended a year without good reason and now I get what's behind that make-a-last-minute-appointment-without-telling-anyone bullshit Max keeps doing.

https://archive.is/HDgnp


 No.126901>>126903

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Must be a slow news day.


 No.126902>>126905

>>126900

Maybe if the appointments actually had any purpose people would make an effort to go


 No.126903

>>126901

Normie news didn't have enough sportsball, celebrities, housing bubble and shitty TV show material it seems.


 No.126904

Can't be bothered to cook anything.


 No.126905>>126906

>>126902

It's not even that. I'd wager anybody who's dealt with Max has had an appointment set up for them without notice, only to find out when they get a notice that their benefits have been cut off. It happens to me more than once a year.


 No.126906>>126907

>>126905

I haven't had that but I did have them "forget" to tick me off when I attended a phone interview, meaning I had to fuck around with cenno to get muh neetbux


 No.126907

>>126906

That's part of it too. That counts as an appointment not attended.


 No.126908

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>>126878

>Min Employment

>Show up to MIN Joondalup for a 9PM appointment and your caseworker warns you that you're not meeting your mutual shitposting obligation


 No.126909>>126910 >>126911 >>126912

>AusNEET discord for a comfy voice-chat: https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

Shilling for something a literal cuck is admin on


 No.126910>>126912

>>126909

Literal cuck from 4/soc/ and 4/r9k/ who pings everyone and talks about gay sex*

They post their dicks to the chat while talking about taking things up their arses.

Deserves a holocausting, tbh.


 No.126911>>126935

>>126909

>comfy nsa eavesdropping


 No.126912>>126913 >>126914

>>126909

>>126910

Wait who is this "literal cuck" from 4/soc/ who is admin there?


 No.126913>>126915

>>126912

Bunch of users from /soc/ and /r9k/ formed an Aussie Discord.

Their leader is a faggot and needs bullying.


 No.126914>>126918 >>126919

>>126912

I was talking about VN not sure what the other guy is talking about.


 No.126915>>126916

>>126913

that discord that has been linked is not the 4cuck one, it's a neet one started by cheesecake from memory


 No.126916>>126917

>>126915

So it is, my mistake.

Still, I prefer a thread, not a Discord.

Names encourage stupidity and remembering past actions.


 No.126917>>126938

>>126916

i find people are dicks on discord…i don't know why. but people aren't nice to me there.

i prefer IRC or forums.


 No.126918>>126921

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>>126914

VN here. Didn't know I was hated this much by some of you noname NEETs. Bring it all out mate, what did I do to hurt you?


 No.126919

>>126914

I've shitpost here for years and I still don't know/care about people's names.

Don't know who VN is, I just didn't like the admin shilling the discord here >>125123


 No.126920

Pseudo neets/ failed normies = Discord

True neets stay in the thread


 No.126921>>126922 >>126936

>>126918

You post cuck and scat shit constantly.


 No.126922>>126923 >>126925

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>>126921

I have never once posted scat shit, you fucking retard. I am one of the people reporting the scatposts.


 No.126923

>>126922

>reporting cuck


 No.126924

>>126889

>tfw in 6210, NEET capital


 No.126925>>126926

>>126922

Yeah cause you totally didnt get banned last year for scat posting then admitted to it when you came back


 No.126926>>126927

>>126925

I was mistakenly banned for scatposting, then unbanned when it was realised that it was in error. I never admitted to it, you fucking utter retard.

Fix your memory.


 No.126927>>126928

>>126926

My memory if perfect but hey I'd try and lie to if I admitted to liking literal shit


 No.126928>>126929 >>126930 >>126931 >>126932

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>>126927

Your memory is literal trash, lmao. Fucking retard.


 No.126929

>>126928

more qts


 No.126930

>>126928

you seem awful mad for something that supposedly didn't actually happen fellow NEET


 No.126931

>>126928

>IT WAS REAL IN MY HEAD!

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 No.126932

>>126928

You wouldnt be this mad if it wasn't true.


 No.126933

>>126900

So many people without med certs


 No.126934

BOSS SPERGOUT HAPPENIN PLACE YOUR BETS


 No.126935

>>126911

>being a schizophrenic


 No.126936>>126977

>>126921

Scatposter is a different person from memory


 No.126937

I am staying in my room avoiding mummybot. Might get up later to scavenge a snack to eat.


 No.126938

>>126917

Discord is too close to actually talking to people for my taste. That's normie territory


 No.126939>>126940

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feeling depressed neets

wat do?


 No.126940>>126941

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 No.126941>>126942

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>>126940

>tfw no gun


 No.126942>>126943

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>>126941

I was feeling down in the dumps earlier but then I got comfy.


 No.126943>>126944 >>126983

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>>126942

sounds nice neeterino

I've got to get around to packing up all my ex's stuff. Been 4 months since she left.

I really miss the cheeky bitch tbh


 No.126944>>126945

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>>126943

why did she leave you?


 No.126945>>126946

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>>126944

anger and stagnation

plus she hid the fact she resented me for nearly half the 8-year relationship and lied about being happy with me out of pity because I had nothing else. I'm the definition of a failure fam


 No.126946

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>>126945

I wish we had landscapes like that in Australia.


 No.126947>>126949

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>>126827 (OP)

Job search effort complete


 No.126948>>126949

Any ps4 neets?


 No.126949>>126950

>>126947

That's a smug bee

>>126948

>tfw only have xb360


 No.126950>>126952

>>126949

Do you have a gf?


 No.126952>>126953

>>126950

No. Never had one :(


 No.126953>>126954

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 No.126954


 No.126955>>126956

Morning NEETs


 No.126956>>126957 >>126958

>>126955

why are you up so early?


 No.126957

>>126956

why am i up so early?


 No.126958

>>126956

Couldn't sleep. Just ended up watching various videos on YouTube throughout the night.


 No.126959>>126960 >>126961 >>126965 >>127089

I don't get how anyone could be a khv beyond 16 or 17, I was a virgin until 18 but that was out of choice (literally out of choice, I'd had 5-10 girlfriends by then and wanted to wait to make it special)

Sex feels good k


 No.126960


 No.126961>>126962

>>126959

Have you ever considered that not everyone is successful with women, or looks good, or has the social aptitude or luck?


 No.126962>>126963 >>126967 >>127089

>>126961

All that stuff can be overcome though. I don't understand why someone wouldn't want to experience one of the most important things about being human


 No.126963

>>126962

kinda meant to say one of the most important things in life


 No.126964>>126966

Morning NEETs


 No.126965

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 No.126966>>126968 >>126971 >>126973 >>126978 >>126979

>>126964

Morning m8

if you guys want to play a free mmo on pc Skyforge isn't bad


 No.126967>>126969

>>126962

It isn't as simple as that


 No.126968

>>126966

I'm to autistic to play mmo's


 No.126969>>126970 >>126972 >>127003 >>127004 >>127008 >>127089

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>>126967

Why not?

I find it funny how there is so much hyperbolic talk with memes, pepe, the difficulty of getting a girlfriend, lookism.net themes and so forth, but the majority of you seem incapable of pushing beyond the anxiety and the situational and incidental concerns to do what it takes to get a gf. For me, sex and gf is a need and it comes before almost everything else. If it was a need for you and the rest you would have gotten it.


 No.126970

>>126969

The wise and enlightened NEET has overcome the need for companionship, you have much to learn.


 No.126971

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>126966

do you know of anything as fast and fun as dfo that isn't as shit?


 No.126972

>>126969

We don't actually want gfs, we just like shitposting


 No.126973

>>126966

Is it one of those normie games where you have to work with others?


 No.126974>>126975 >>126976

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Morning cunts

Last night I was feeling low and wondering why I bother putting so much effort into maintaining such a worthless life. I went to sleep feeling terrible about my situation.

When I woke up this morning, everything had changed. The sun was rising, the wagies were leaving for their 8 hours under Goldberg and I felt a spark of life.

I think I'll have a LoTR marathon this morning and make mummy drive me to the gym when she gets home from work.

nzneet standing by


 No.126975

>>126974

We're all gonna make it, even when centrelink kicks us off or the normies try to shut us down.


 No.126976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>126974

LOTR trilogy are my favorite comfort films. They are truly magic and had no business being as great as they were considering the state of hollywood at the time.


 No.126977

>>126936

There's multiple scat posters


 No.126978

>>126966

>playing mmos with 300 ping


 No.126979>>126980

>>126966

the steam reviews look pretty bad

I've been thinking about playing Runescape again, I think it's been 10 years since I logged in


 No.126980>>126981 >>126998

>>126979

>I've been thinking about playing Runescape again, I think it's been 10 years since I logged in

Same but I cant justify $12 a month for membership for what is essentially nothing more than nostalgia


 No.126981

>>126980

That's true

Can't be sneaky and pay by phone with mummybots money when I'm in my 20s


 No.126982>>126984 >>126985 >>126986 >>127007

I have to call Centrelink today and apply for Youth Allowance. What do I even say?

I'm a serious shut in.


 No.126983>>127069

>>126943

She got any panties we can sniff?


 No.126984

>>126982

I cbf working and want free money


 No.126985

>>126982

"pls gibe money"

The more broken your English is, the quicker.


 No.126986>>126990

>>126982

Familiarize yourself with the qualify conditions to receive youth allowance. Make sure you can explain how and why you qualify and have any supporting documentation ready.

Good luck.


 No.126987>>126988

File (hide): 6524fe82eaf152b⋯.gif (327.2 KB, 834x870, 139:145, comfy meme house.gif) (h) (u)

Pissing down in perth.


 No.126988

>>126987

No rain in joondalup


 No.126989

Was supposed to get up at 5:30am for a jog but slept in, slept 12 hours so far


 No.126990>>126991

>>126986

Am I doomed then? I have no documents.


 No.126991

>>126990

You need the if points so check the website against what you have, you could try apply for a new birth cert but that costs money


 No.126993>>126994 >>127037

File (hide): e30f817789134f0⋯.jpg (2.39 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1494820697033-1740553367.jpg) (h) (u)

Nice comfy weather in perth


 No.126994>>126995

>>126993

your hook's a bit crooked m8


 No.126995

>>126994

That's where I hang the wagies out to dry


 No.126996

Might have a comfy afternoon nap.


 No.126997>>127001 >>127010 >>127011

File (hide): 54ae26a11bc5acb⋯.jpg (83.9 KB, 720x585, 16:13, 1494743397867.jpg) (h) (u)

Decided to stop smoking today.

got up 8. Usually get coffe and 2 cigs first thing in morning.

Waited 2 hours. Had 2 smokes. Felt sicko.

Decided to get JBHIFI 2 for 40 xbox games.

Got Dishonored Definitive Edition and my fave game Alien Isolation.

Came back 5 hours later, sparked up cig. Feel sick.

Usually by now Id have smoked a shitload and drunk a heap of coffee.

Looks like I might stop smoking after all.


 No.126998>>127005

>>126980

members is free if you can get 12m for a bond


 No.126999>>127000 >>127001 >>127002

Am I the only cunt who wishes he could stroll down to a local worksite every few days to do a few hours work for a small amount of cash?

The whole process of getting and keeping a job is such a fucking pain in the ass. I'd accept $10 an hour if it meant that I could decide on my own hours and work a position that didn't involve dealing with customers.

I hate having no money but I also hate being a wagecuck.


 No.127000

>>126999

>Am I the only cunt who wishes he could stroll down to a local worksite every few days to do a few hours work for a small amount of cash?

This would be great.


 No.127001

>>126997

gonna make it breh

>>126999

you'd love freelancing, even comes with a random chance of not getting paid at all


 No.127002>>127006

>>126999

>Am I the only cunt who wishes he could stroll down to a local worksite every few days to do a few hours work for a small amount of cash?

No, many of us share this sentiment too.


 No.127003>>127086

>>126969

What if you are ugly?


 No.127004>>127086

>>126969

Fine then. What does it take? Since you are so concerned with belittling and preaching without revealing your ways.


 No.127005>>127009

>>126998

I dont know what the osrs economy is like but I cant imagine making 12mil on a f2p account is very fun.


 No.127006

>>127002

I just stroll down to cenno for my money


 No.127007

>>126982

Apply online instead.


 No.127008>>127086

>>126969

Please explain in more detail what you mean. If you are saying we are against long term monogamous relationships you are mistaken but more than likely you are a degenerate Normie that cant go a week without jumping from one mentally ill cunt to the next watching normie garbage music and accepting things as "thats just how its always been". I bet you go to the club every week and think you are cool.


 No.127009

>>127005

yeah you're right it's really shit but you only have to do it once then making 12m in mems is pretty easy (like 3 hours)


 No.127010>>127014

>>126997

Good job mate, you are on track to beat the biggest jew of them all


 No.127011>>127014 >>127017

>>126997

Don't give in to the cravings m8, just imagine how much more neetbux you will have if you didn't spend it on the tobaccinated-jew.


 No.127012>>127015 >>127017 >>127018 >>127020 >>127022

>lifting weights few days ago

>1kg dumb bells if it says 1kg on either side it must be 2kg :^)

>dont feel any improvement

maybe i need heavier weights


 No.127014>>127023

>>127010

>Good job mate, you are on track to beat the biggest jew of them all

>>127011

>Don't give in to the cravings m8, just imagine how much more neetbux you will have if you didn't spend it on the tobaccinated-jew.

Thanks NEETS, about to play some vidya.

Cheers.


 No.127015>>127016

>>127012

you need more reps


 No.127016>>127022

>>127015

how much more fucking reps? 100 reps?


 No.127017

>>127012

If you can't afford a gym membership or you're too nervous/lazy to go to a public place and exercise, you should look up beginner bodyweight routines. You'll make shitty, demotivating progress if you don't follow a program that's designed to increase strength.

>>127011

> the tobaccinated-jew.

lol


 No.127018>>127019

>>127012

>1kg

Probably better off doing pushups.


 No.127019

>>127018

>Probably better off doing pushups.

Theres a whole slew of diy home bodyweight exercises to build muscle. Wont be Mr Universe, but if you dont like gyms etc.


 No.127020>>127021

>>127012

Honestly you'd probably get a better workout from just jerking off


 No.127021>>127024

>>127020

I wonder how many calories a good half hour fap session burns.


 No.127022

>>127016

>>127012

Do a larger weight but less reps. Try 3 or 5kg, and 10 reps.


 No.127023>>127103

>>127014

Here is a fun little game. Take the money you were going to spend on cigarettes and put it in a jar or something. It will feel pretty good seeing the little bundle of cash increase the longer you quit for. Good luck m8.


 No.127024

>>127021

Not a lot if you think about it


 No.127026>>127027 >>127031 >>127120

who /warm/ here?


 No.127027

>>127026

I am a bit


 No.127028>>127029 >>127030 >>127031 >>127034 >>127035

So in addition to losing my future because I can't pay for a degree, in addition to having no friends, literally zero dollars and no income or dole, no romantic prospects, no hobbies, I've now lost my gym membership. I am down to no reasons to live.

Honestly feel like walking around the neighborhood and beating the shit out of the first person I see, or robbing someone. I am so fucking sick of life, why does every single day have to come with a new humiliation and hardship while all my efforts to be a good person with an average life result in fucking nothing?

Fuck me, neets. I just wanted to forget my problems attagym.


 No.127029

>>127028

You should try and get the hardship payment?


 No.127030

>>127028

Calm down man, you just need to bee urself


 No.127031>>127039

>>127026

>who /warm/ here?

Nice and warm, just slipped under the blankets.

>>127028

Got anything you could sell? other than that I think you may need to become a part time wagecuck at McDonalds or something.


 No.127034>>127039

>>127028

>Honestly feel like walking around the neighborhood and beating the shit out of the first person I see, or robbing someone.

don't be this nig


 No.127035>>127039

>>127028

Maybe you could find one of those outdoor workout areas for bodyweight exercises.


 No.127037>>127051 >>127053 >>127060

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>>126993

CHECK YOUR BACKYARD NOW

It's pretty comfy today, gave this thread a read and today's weather gives me motivation for the week.

Had a walk this morning, reading a bit and finished off Welcome to the NHK for the umpteenth time. I wish we had something more relatable in this time period, the anime is about 12 years old or something at this point.

I still feel a hole in my soul, but I'm coping for now.

Also don't post such large resolution pictures.


 No.127038>>127040 >>127041

I hope you guys don't walk around your house barefoot or with shoes on.


 No.127039>>127044 >>127103

>>127031

Yeah I raged this morning when I couldn't afford a bus ticket and applied for a bunch of shit on Seek. I've applied to maccas half a dozen times and I've never been given an interview, probably because I'm 24 and they'd have to pay me the full minimum wage instead of paying a 14 year old half the min. wage and getting the exact same value.

>>127034

It's not niggery to steal if you have no alternatives.

>>127035

Bodyweight exercises are worthless.


 No.127040>>127042


 No.127041

>>127038

I roll everywhere like sonic


 No.127042>>127043 >>127045

>>127040

Because its disgusting and stupid if you do. Slippers, thongs, or socks is the way to go.


 No.127043>>127044

>>127042

What about stockings?


 No.127044>>127046 >>127052

>>127043

>being a trap without posting photos

smh tbh fam

>>127039

Apply for something like night shift work.

Which state are you in, if you don't mind me asking?


 No.127045

>>127042

I don't like wearing socks alone and I'm not wearing slippers during the day or thongs inside. Deal with it mate.


 No.127046>>127047

>>127044

Yeah m8 I'm applying for everything I can find. I've spammed physical resumes around the local area so I think it's time I look up every single business in the surrounding area and hit them up for work via email. I'm in NSW, why?


 No.127047>>127048

>>127046

I was going to suggest working in a prison.

Not sure about jobs in NSW, but in Vic they're desperate for more officers.

You just need to not be a criminal or related to one, and be reasonably fit.

Go on as a casual as they give you extra pay, and they're so desperate for workers that you'll get called in every day for weeks at a time.

I had a mate who did it, and he's earning 6 figures easily. He just accepts any shift they give him, which means they know he'll do it for them, thus they keep calling him.


 No.127048>>127059

>>127047

I'd do something like this, but I've fallen into the situation where I have no references, provable experience or any other social connections.

cunt's fucked.


 No.127049>>127050 >>127054

Good Evening, my only friends…

On the menu tonight; Chivas Regal 12 year old scotch

Not on the menu; DATY on a 128 year old qt 3.14


 No.127050>>127061

>>127049

>Chivas Regal 12 year old scotch

Not bad, got myself a bottle of Johnnie Walker Double black, nice and smokey.


 No.127051

>>127037

I post what I want


 No.127052>>127059

>>127044

>Wants to know which state you live in

>Right after indirectly stating his fetish for traps

Don't answer the question, for your own personal safety


 No.127053>>127078

>>127037

Have you read the NHK novel?


 No.127054>>127055 >>127061

>>127049

Big fancy neet, most of us are just drinking old goonbags or raiding mummy's liquor cabinet


 No.127055>>127056 >>127062

>>127054

Get on the DSPbux m8, live like a king among NEETS.


 No.127056>>127058

>>127055

You can buy those fancy $12 goonbags then


 No.127057>>127061

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Sisters BF said he would get me dinner on the way home from picking up sisterbot

its been an hour

I think my sister talked him out of shouting me dinner.


 No.127058

>>127056

Goon becomes irrelevant on DSP, you can now afford entry level blended whisky, black label, chivas regal, even the odd bottle of single malt glenfiddich.


 No.127059>>127061

>>127048

You don't need shit like that.

As I said, they just want people. My mate works with a 20 y/old chick and a 50 y/old ex-teacher.

It's all safe, and you get a big red button to press that instantly sends off every single officer and a bunch of dogs to come beat the shit out of anything within a yard of you if something happens.

You just need to pass some shitty fitness requirements and some knowledge tests, plus some self-defense classes and you're in.

>>127052

Traps are degenerate.

I was hoping it was a femanon for some cute stocking photos.


 No.127060

>>127037

>motivation for the week

That shit doesn't last long

>Don't post such large pictures

Too big for you? to handle on your puny screen? Why don't you try not watching Japanese man-child shite?


 No.127061>>127064

>>127050

I bought one of those last week I think (posted a pic as well). How do you usually drink it? I just had mine with a bit of Pepsi-MAX but am about to drink it NEET (puns intended)

>>127054

Nah m8, just a neet that doesn't have to pay rent

>>127057

She' blowing him at the Maccas drive-thru, would you like bacon for only $1 extra on your cheeseburger?

>>127059

Your desire for cock is palpable.


 No.127062>>127063

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 No.127063>>127065

>>127062

Still on the med cert so I'm not there


 No.127064>>127066

>>127061

Drink whisky neat in a proper glencairn glass, no coke or ice, maybe a drop of water for anything over 46% alcohol.


 No.127065>>127067 >>127087

>>127063

How many days of freedom left? I've got a few months left before Operation: Med-Cert Search begins, have been thinking about uni, online-only degrees of course.


 No.127066

>>127064

Also forgot to mention, black label and chivas regal are the cut off point for drinking whisky NEET, anything lower like johnnie walker red label or jim beam white you will need to mix it with coke or something else, way to young, rough and has that bitter glue taste.


 No.127067>>127068

>>127065

Bout a week and a half, I'll have to get another cert soon


 No.127068

>>127067

Yes you will, I'd say in about "a week and a half" to be precise


 No.127069>>127070

>>126983

Nah she took em all

left some work pants though


 No.127070>>127071 >>127072 >>127073 >>127074

>>127069

I miss the days of going through my then teenage sister's panty drawer. I'd wrap a pair of her finest round muh bell-end for an epic fap. Used to spy on her while she showered through the door's lock-hole too. I'd stand at the door jerking off until she noticed. Those were the good ol days


 No.127071

>>127070

What the fuck mate


 No.127072

>>127070

>tfw no sister


 No.127073

>>127070

pantie faps are the best, make me cum buckets.


 No.127074

>>127070

Notorious shit post right there


 No.127075>>127079

>mummybot in bed

Time for the NEET to play


 No.127076

*videogames


 No.127077>>127082

Thinking of applying for social housing, there is a 2 to 5 year wait in my area, I figure that if I'm still a NEET within that time period it's probably my best bet.

What do you think NEETs?


 No.127078

>>127053

No, I've heard Satou starts taking research chemicals to trip out in the novel though.


 No.127079>>127080 >>127081

>>127075

Don't know how much longer I can put up with the 'no friend/gf' feels tbqh. If I don't at least meet up with one of you cunts this year I'll probably feast on the rope once and for all


 No.127080>>127120

>>127079

I would but I live in WA. You are over east right?


 No.127081>>127120

>>127079

Where do you live m8?


 No.127082>>127083

>>127077

Don't forget to mention that your abo


 No.127083>>127084 >>127094

>>127082

*you're abo

you're = you are

your = possessive

Sorry for autism


 No.127084

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 No.127085>>127092

This video is a good one for you guys.

Obligatory shilling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsINSWJ4XY&index=4&list=PLLt8gt-3ZZmH_MCD6bGzsp8_lFyq6YYnb

(Can't be embed for some reason)


 No.127086>>127089 >>127180

>>127003

>>127004

>>127008

Talk to more girls. Approach them somehow and express interest. I watched the video of the neet playing Halo, he seemed extremely passive - "no girls ever liked me" - you don't get interest from the opposite sex just by existing, thats what happens to women. As a man you need to say something to women to become visible to them. Women have innate value, we do too as men but we have to demonstrate it moreso, be dominant in social situations or women won't notice you.


 No.127087>>127088

>>127065

I'm doing an online course to get out of wftd

It's nearly over though and i've done fuck all


 No.127088

>>127087

oh and they make you apply for job still if you study online instead of at a building which is shit but w.e


 No.127089>>127090 >>127105 >>127181 >>127228

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>>126959

>>126962

>>126969

>>127086

That was cheesecakeNEET, and I don't think you understand the points we're trying to make. This is my perspective on things.

NEETs hate normies because they lack any real intelligence and "consciousness".

Consciousness manifests itself as scepticism that prevents us from having confidence in any of our actions. We are so self-critical it's crippling. In a peculiar way, it's a blessing in a sense (I don't want to be a normie), but it's also a curse (I don't want to feel these feels). The constant analysis and second-guessing of every thought and feeling we have, it makes us incapable of making decisions about anything.

Depressed people tend to be intelligent, those who think deeply about life and existence. Normies, lacking this sense of self-awareness are able to be more productive and get work done. Just look at the number of dumb fucks at universities. They aren't intelligent, but they are persistent enough to study and don't hold any sense of self-doubt, since they are trained/programmed this way. Those that don't break down become successful people. The annoying managers, supervisors, bosses. For us, this only builds up total contempt for society and everyone who is part of it.

However, there are times where we crave some contact with others. But a lot of us have had fairly unhappy childhoods and upbringings, affecting the way interact with others and our social skills become lacking. Then by having no real-life experiences some of us base our expectations on films, television shows, books, comics and various other forms of media. Needless to say, this makes us bitter if we encounter the real thing.

They begin while we are young, shilling and telling us we would be millionaires, celebrities, sport stars, actors, rock stars and hip-hop artists. Some of us then begin seeing through that shit. The normie however willingly continue to swallows whatever the (((media))) shits out. Working their wagecuck jobs, making Mr Shekelstein even richer, who in turn has built a consumerist system where people work boring and shitty jobs to buy the things that they don't really need. The ironic thing is, they often work so much they don't get the time to enjoy what their money could buy.


 No.127090>>127093

>>127089

TL;DR

Read 'Notes from Underground' by Fyodor Dostoevsky


 No.127091>>127096 >>127097

Morning NEETs


 No.127092

>>127085

woesy really hit the nail on the head with his depression video, it's probably one of the best explanations of what depression is.


 No.127093>>127125

>>127090

If someone cant be fucked reading a few paragraphs they probably wont read a hundred page book


 No.127094

>>127083

>not owning an abo


 No.127096

>>127091

morning


 No.127097>>127098 >>127099

>>127091

Good Morning, my only friend. I'm drinking some Irish coffee. I'll go one of two ways today; continue drinking scotch until I pass out OR sober up, leave the house and maybe see a movie/talk to an IRL-being? What do cobbers?


 No.127098>>127101

>>127097

i dunno, they both sound like hard work

what would you go see if you went anyway?


 No.127099>>127100 >>127101 >>127137

>>127097

You could get drink, go outside and expose yourself to people


 No.127100

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 No.127101

>>127098

The new Alien movie, either that or Guards of the Gal Vol.2

>>127099

Although I decided to continue drinking I sincerely have no desire to end up on ACA.


 No.127102>>127109

Dropped a very satisfying foot-long turd this morn. Pajeets would be jealous of my poo prowess


 No.127103

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>>127023

>Here is a fun little game. Take the money you were going to spend on cigarettes and put it in a jar or something. It will feel pretty good seeing the little bundle of cash increase the longer you quit for. Good luck m8.

Still battling the NicotineJew. Though I will win.

Ive been smoking a long time - once did an approx on how much I've spent on smokes in my life. Pretty scary amount. What amazes me is cigarettes have zero health benefits and are sold openly, whilst cannabis is illegal.

>>127039

>Bodyweight exercises are worthless.

Tell that to all the jacked bodyweight guys.


 No.127104>>127106

Could go for a sausage sizzle right now but don't fancy getting done for DUI in a Bunning's car park


 No.127105>>127108

>>127089

>That was cheesecakeNEET, and I don't think you understand the points we're trying to make. This is my perspective on things.

>NEETs hate normies because they lack any real intelligence and "consciousness".

>Consciousness manifests itself as scepticism that prevents us from having confidence in any of our actions. We are so self-critical it's crippling. In a peculiar way, it's a blessing in a sense (I don't want to be a normie), but it's also a curse (I don't want to feel these feels). The constant analysis and second-guessing of every thought and feeling we have, it makes us incapable of making decisions about anything.

>Depressed people tend to be intelligent, those who think deeply about life and existence. Normies, lacking this sense of self-awareness are able to be more productive and get work done. Just look at the number of dumb fucks at universities. They aren't intelligent, but they are persistent enough to study and don't hold any sense of self-doubt, since they are trained/programmed this way. Those that don't break down become successful people. The annoying managers, supervisors, bosses. For us, this only builds up total contempt for society and everyone who is part of it.

>

>However, there are times where we crave some contact with others. But a lot of us have had fairly unhappy childhoods and upbringings, affecting the way interact with others and our social skills become lacking. Then by having no real-life experiences some of us base our expectations on films, television shows, books, comics and various other forms of media. Needless to say, this makes us bitter if we encounter the real thing.

>They begin while we are young, shilling and telling us we would be millionaires, celebrities, sport stars, actors, rock stars and hip-hop artists. Some of us then begin seeing through that shit. The normie however willingly continue to swallows whatever the (((media))) shits out. Working their wagecuck jobs, making Mr Shekelstein even richer, who in turn has built a consumerist system where people work boring and shitty jobs to buy the things that they don't really need. The ironic thing is, they often work so much they don't get the time to enjoy what their money could buy.

Clearly youre an intelligent guy. You have insight and can articulate that insight well. You most likely have a high IQ. Which I think brings with it a co-morbid depression.

Theres a really good theory out there which basically puts a great deal of depression into a basket of those who have higher IQ, 'too much' insight' into how the world actually runs vs how the normies believe it does.

Think it was realistic or realism depression. Not sure. Flowers for Algernon really is a great example.


 No.127106>>127110 >>127113

>>127104

Bit early for Dan's medicine isn't it?


 No.127107>>127112 >>127113 >>127114 >>127125

A little piece I wrote.

I could of gone on longer, but I have to go out for the rest of the day.

Thanks.


 No.127108>>127125

>>127105

yeah a hard part of having the ability to introspect at a higher level is dragging yourself back to the present every now and then and dealing with what needs to get done now


 No.127109>>127113

>>127102

Post pics of your neet creation


 No.127110>>127111

>>127106

You gotta suck on days teet rain or shine


 No.127111


 No.127112

>>127107

Pretty good observation of the NEET lifestyle.


 No.127113

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>>127106

>NEET morals

>>127107

I always look forward to any OC here. I'll have to wait till sober to be able to read and appreciated it fully though. Thank you, my only friend.

>>127109

I'm not going to plunge that shit back up just or a 'Kodak moment'


 No.127114>>127115

>>127107

>There is only so much video games, anime and other frivolous activities that one can incorporate to divert ones attention to their state of being

This line makes me anxious. I've been a NEET for a long time but I've also been a full-time student and a full- and part-time wagecuck in repetitive physical labouring jobs, retail sales and knowledge-work positions. Distraction describes the wagecuck lifestyle as well as it does ours.

I don't know the cure. I think that, maybe, we're too domesticated and moral, that people aren't 'meant' to be any way or other and that since we've been forced to be so introspective and self-critical, the best thing we can do is try to ape the behavior of less civilized people who behave in ways that are most beneficial to themselves.


 No.127115>>127116 >>127125

The postie on the pushbike is obese.

If I pack on the pounds and grow a Children of the Corn beard maybe they will give me a job too.

>>127114

>>There is only so much video games, anime and other frivolous activities that one can incorporate to divert ones attention to their state of being

Was reading the Unabombers manifesto - from memory, which is poor, think he was saying the Industrial Revolution was the worst thing to happen to humanity. We went from having a purpose - kill shit, grow shit, build your house etc to work like a slave for someone else and just buy things to eat and live in.

Psychologically, we would all be better off with a purpose, modern society it seems the only 'purpose' is to gain enough money to distract from the shitty jobs that take up 8 hours a day.


 No.127116>>127119 >>127121

>>127115

gotta be under 90kg to be a postie if i remember the last time i tried for those jobs


 No.127117

Is it illegal to troll people online in Australia yet? or be racist etc…


 No.127118

>>126827 (OP)

After having not touched the PS4 at all this year I recently re-boxed it. I think I'm finally done with vidya at 31. The occasional fap is the only game I play nowadays.


 No.127119>>127122

>>127116

>gotta be under 90kg to be a postie if i remember the last time i tried for those jobs

This fucker is 120kg at least.


 No.127120

>>127026

Pretty toasty actually, thanks to Brother Dan and his liquid wares.

>>127080

>>127081

>You're over east right?

Yes, way over east in QLD. Don't have the income to travel to Perth either.


 No.127121>>127123 >>127138

>>127116

Postie would be a comfy job


 No.127122

>>127119

probably packed on the pounds while he had the job and they can't get rid of him without facing legal strife


 No.127123>>127124 >>127135

>>127121

Yeah until magpie breeding season. I'd really like to be a courier driver tbh as the majority of you time is spent alone while enjoying the comfort of an air-conditioned car and listening to your choice of music all day. Plus at the end of the day you could theoretically live out of the van you hypothetically own. Kill me.


 No.127124>>127125 >>127128

>>127123

>courier driver

most of the ones i knew were high strung and wanted to kill themselves


 No.127125>>127128

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>>127093

Regardless, it's a quintessential must read for NEETs.

>>127107

That was a good read.

>>127108

Yep.

>>127115

>Unabomber

Was Ted Kaczynski /ourguy/?

Also, check out Oswald Spengler if you have not already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsaieZt5vjk

>>127124

Can confirm. My dad did that for a bit.


 No.127126>>127127 >>127132 >>127175

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>You will never be that negro


 No.127127>>127130

>>127126

>being black

wouldn't wish that on anybody in the world tbh


 No.127128>>127129

>>127124

>>127125

>Muh Dad

Probably cause they were both closeted-betas that couldn't assert themselves in no matter what occupation they worked…?


 No.127129

>>127128

>closeted-betas

Nah, if anything my dad is a psychopath.


 No.127130>>127131

>>127127

Fo sho, but it's what he's doing and who he's with that I'm jealous of, not the negro skin. Nig's probably some sort of pseudo-celeb and that white grill has fallen for the gangsta-rappa meme, but still…


 No.127131>>127136

>>127130

>Nig's probably some sort of pseudo-celeb and that white grill has fallen for the gangsta-rappa meme, but still…

it's all daddy issues in the end


 No.127132>>127133

>>127126

You know the only reason this sort of thing makes you angry is because you have decided its a taboo. Once you accept that its simply a symptom of a larger problem it becomes largely irrelevant and when you recognize your brain is trying to rebel (for the sake of information gathering*) against you its not hard to stop being a massive cuck faggot like yourself.

*Specifically what I mean is the mental tendency for the brain to make the "taboo" exciting for the sake of allowing information to not stagnate.


 No.127133>>127155

>>127132

>Tells someone to stop being a massive cuck faggot.

>Is okay with interracial relationships.


 No.127134

Ugh popped a Lexapro, gonna regret this shit soon


 No.127135

>>127123

Most of the courier people I see are all Asian, pretty sure the 457 slave trading Jews have destroyed that industry.

And you will have to talk to people occasionally and deal with uncomfortable situations.


 No.127136

>>127131

>Nig's probably some sort of pseudo-celeb

Wil Smiths kid Jaden or Jaiden. Forget the spelling. This kid is a home schooled fuckwit.

Look into his twitter. Hes got no fucking idea.


 No.127137>>127139

>>127099

Like expose yourself emotionally?


 No.127138>>127140

>>127121

Might have a go at being moto postie at the end of the year when i get off my P's, from what I understand they start early, do their delivery runs and are finished by 1pm to 2pm.


 No.127139

>>127137

>expose yourself emotionally

Thats pretty deep


 No.127140>>127141 >>127142 >>127143

>>127138

Could start a neet postie bikie gang


 No.127141>>127142

>>127140

Sometimes when I go out for a ride on the weekend, I regularly see a gang of 5 to 6 older blokes on posties, I guess they must be retired ex-posties who absolutely love the Honda CT110.


 No.127142>>127144

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>>127140

>>127141

I wouldn't want to spend any of my NEETbux on fuel. We would have to steal petrol/diesel like in Mad Max


 No.127143

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>>127140

vroom vroom mother fucker


 No.127144>>127145

>>127142

postie would cost like $10 to fill up and would probably last 250km, motorcycles are cheap on fuel.


 No.127145>>127146

>>127144

So that's a no on raiding refineries and trucks?


 No.127146>>127147

>>127145

If you want to raid a refinery for $10 worth of fuel, go for it.


 No.127147>>127148

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>>127146

Excellent.


 No.127148>>127149

>>127147

Perhaps we could raid Pajeet's Servos for petrol instead?


 No.127149>>127151 >>127154

>>127148

Does anyone else kind of wish for a economic & societal collapse or WWIII? Where the NEET will rise from the ashes and walk over the dead bodies of all the normies and wagies to create our own world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq-e8DWtzvE


 No.127150

more like find a secluded car park full of wagie cars and siphon them. they won't even notice the missing fuel ;)


 No.127151>>127153

>>127149

I dunno man, if you are a failure now, you're more than likely going to be a failure when society does fall apart.


 No.127152>>127157 >>127158 >>127237

>be me

>get a gf

>start having the sex and all good

>my cock is kinda cripple from all the over porn use

>basically need to be pounding her real fast/hard to stay hard

>this also makes me cum too fast

>looks like im going to lose her

>/fit/ tells me to kegels

>do some

>realise if i do one when im about to cum

>it denies the orgasm and some jizz trickles out my cock

>but stay hard

>actually stay hard for a good bit without having to pound

>fuck my gf raw and shes not on BC

>as im about to come, kegel and stop myself

>tell her to suck my dick clean of cum

>go straight back to fucking her

>manage to do it to her twice today

>second time she says in the most slutty sultry voice

>"Cum in my pussy please cum i my pussy"

>keep fucking her

>pull out

>grab her by the neck and shoce my dick down her throat

>"your mouth is for my cum, you will drink all my cum"

>those eyes a girl makes when shes sucking on your dick

>finally cum/have a proper orgasm

>swear to god was the most bliss ever

>mfw this is all done before my wagecuck brother gets home

Today was good


 No.127153

>>127151

It's only by society that NEETs are deemed to be "failures". That's why society needs to collapse.


 No.127154>>127156

>>127149

>Does anyone else kind of wish for a economic & societal collapse or WWIII? Where the NEET will rise from the ashes and walk over the dead bodies of all the normies and wagies to create our own world?

This scenario is the reason I wake up in the mornings. Please let it all go to shit today I think.


 No.127155>>127161

>>127133

>lacks reading comprehension

>probably faps to interracial cuck porn

>tries to push his fetish onto others

Is this AN v2? Why are you so obsessed with interracial?


 No.127156>>127159

>>127154

well, you're in luck

hillary might be in some real trouble now


 No.127157

>>127152

Where did you steal that pasta from? And if it's real mummy bot don't count


 No.127158

>>127152

>>get a gf

Pics or it didnt happen.

You know the drill.


 No.127159>>127160 >>127163

>>127156

>well, you're in luck

>hillary might be in some real trouble now

Spill. Whats happening and how does it relate to societal collapse?


 No.127160>>127163

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>>127159

>>hillary might be in some real trouble now

This?


 No.127161>>127162

>>127155

>tfw dyslexic

I misread your comment.


 No.127162>>127164

>>127161

I'm math dyslexic


 No.127163>>127165

>>127159

>>127160

>>>/pol/9921610

>seth rich's family hires a pi to investigate circumstances around his death

>has evidence to deem it suspicious

>has evidence he was the informant for wikileaks on the clinton emails

it's probably going to mean a blowout soon


 No.127164

>>127162

Me too, shit sucks.


 No.127165>>127166

>>127163

>>seth rich's family hires a pi to investigate circumstances around his death

>>has evidence to deem it suspicious

>>has evidence he was the informant for wikileaks on the clinton emails

>it's probably going to mean a blowout soon

Seth, killed in a 'mugging', yet mugger doesnt take gold watch, cell phone or money/wallet. Shot execution style to the back of the head.

Clintons killed him no doubt. Spoke to an old guy in Arkansas, Clintons were murdering people left and right for years when Bill was governor. Clintons had a huge drug network they were running. Old guy said bodies turned up everywhere.


 No.127166>>127232

>>127165

yeah the clintons are nothing short of warlords, watch the doco on the clinton cash if you haven't

if that evidence tying seth to wikileaks does surface that would be the biggest happening to happen since trump winning


 No.127167>>127169

This Lexapro just kicked in, can feel the yawns and lack of emotions kick in. Fucking hate this shit


 No.127168>>127171 >>127232

>>126853

I've got 160 hours on Dishonored 1, would highly recommend getting definitive edition with DLC.

Dishonored 2 has better graphic/AI/Interactivity but is harder to run and doesn't have the same gritty feel as the first game. I'd only recommend getting dishonored 2 if you finish the first game and enjoy it.


 No.127169>>127170 >>127177

>>127167

I thought anti depressants took a while (few weeks) to take effect?


 No.127170

>>127169

They do.


 No.127171>>127172

>>127168

What chaos level did you finish the first game on?


 No.127172>>127173 >>127232

>>127171

First time medium chaos, 2nd play through I did low chaos. Low chaos ending is what the 2nd game follows on from but medium/high chaos feels more "real", considering how fucked the city is.


 No.127173>>127174 >>127176

>>127172

Which was more fun you reckon? I did low chaos, never detected, and no kills with the exception of the main assassination targets. I kind of want to do a second run through where I don't constantly load a quicksave whenever discovered. Whatever level I get, I accept.


 No.127174

>>127173

chaos level that is


 No.127175

>>127126

Hello VN.


 No.127176

>>127173

High chaos is more fun in that you can let loose and just slaughter everyone you come across. A stealth/low chaos play through is fun but I felt like I was constantly holding back from attacking people because I was didn't wanna raise my chaos level


 No.127177

>>127169

Nah these ones are taking effect right now, feel the angry neet in me turning into a model good goy right now.

Used to take em as a wage slave with two jobs, tafe and a bitching gf. Had too since I had extreme anger issues.


 No.127178>>127179 >>127200

Thanks to whoever recommended Neets From Underground. I picked up a copy from the library and spent half an hour reading it at the gym and laughing because I'm the exact same kind of pathetic idiot as the narrator. The spite, the feelings of superiority and inferiority compared to men of action, the inability to be anything in earnest even a lazy NEET, everything was spot-on.


 No.127179>>127192 >>127200

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>>127178

No problem anon. That book really is life-changing, particularly for a NEET. Dostoevsky has that effect on people. If you do find the book difficult to follow because of the unreliable narrator, sparknotes explains has summaries and explanations chapter by chapter. I think NEETs are nihilists, existentialists and romantics in our hearts and minds.

I've been juggling with the idea of doing videos on Youtube about NEET life, politics, philosophy and analysing books, films and television shows from a NEETs perspective.


 No.127180>>127226

>>127086

>I watched the video of the neet playing Halo, he seemed extremely passive - "no girls ever liked me"

I am the person narrating the video, and that is false. Girls did like me, a few of them in fact. I was lamenting because I managed to screw up every potential opportunity I was given, I was very self critical, and still regret those failures to this day. The reason why I am so critical of these failures, is because they were the best chance at ever achieving any success at having a relationship. It is near impossible to just meet girls as easy as it is in high school. I can't just cold approach girls at the shops, one, because of the intense anxiety, and that doesn't work, unless you are very socially skilled, and or attractive, both of the things I am not. Two, oh meet them through friends, and parties. I have no friends and by extension no means to a party. Meet them through work? I can't get a job because no one will hire me even if I was mentally fit, and the large gap on my resume after high school will leave potential employers turned off. My currently dire mental state is not set to improve for many years, even if there is a improvement. Simply put, after highschool, you cannot just meet women.

Needless to say I became worse and worse looking though out high school, and my social skills kept declining, along with the onset of depression and worsening mental state, which those failures contributed to in a sense. I withdrew socially because I felt my friends were not even my friends, and only talked to me to appear nice. Nowadays I look very poor, and my social skills are non-existent. If you don't use them, you lose them.

I wish it was as simple as talking to them and appearing dominant, I really do. The fact is you are using advice that only works if you look attractive or have some kind of status, and the fact is those things you need, for it to be successful. For people like me, that advice would still have no effect, and the anxiety even prohibits me from attempting it in the first place.

I appreciate the sentiment, I do. But the fact is that cold approaching women for a person like me is suicide, both mentally and emotionally.


 No.127181

>>127089

I like this post. I saved it so I can keep re-reading it and understanding it further.


 No.127182>>127183 >>127189 >>127193

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 No.127183>>127187

>>127182

He's barely abo, probably less than 5%.


 No.127187>>127197

>>127183

He probably doesn't sniff petrol either and only drinks Tooheys.


 No.127189

>>127182

>THIS is Australia in 2017. Possibly the most multicultural and egalitarian nation on earth.

That was fucking disgusting to read. news.com.au is worse than AIDS.


 No.127190

Fuck normies tbh


 No.127192>>127195 >>127200

>>127179

I'll be reading some more tonight. Near the end of the gym session I started finding the narrator a little difficult to comprehend in places so I'm not sure what approach I should take to reading the rest of it. Should I just power through and read summaries/analysis once I'm finished or read the Sparknotes before each chapter so that I already know the overall idea before I delve into the writing?

I think you should do that, maybe under the name Neetzsche. It would be neat to hear someone talking about the 'correct' approach to different genres of philosophical text because they differ so much in content as well as context and style. I 'got' The Stranger without reading any study guides or analytical texts but I've read other philosophical novels and failed to comprehend anything except its lowest level of meaning and wanted to throw it across the room (I didn't, because I can't do anything in earnest, can't even feel righteously angry or upset; those episodes of irritation usually ended with me deciding that it'd be wrong to throw an object out of anger, acknowledging that I'm not actually principled and I just don't want to have to return a ripped book because the librarian might question me, and anyway by that time a minute has passed and it would be inauthentic to throw a book after a full minute of consideration, even though I'd probably consider it a decisive and impressive action if I saw someone else doing that, but if I did it, I would just be copying this hypothetical person).

It's humiliating and irritating to not understand something that intelligent people seem to enjoy and appreciate so it'd be cool to have a kind of guide on how to approach philosophical novels. The neet analysis sounds interesting too, I think everyone here would like to see that.


 No.127193

>>127182

not much else to report on i guess


 No.127195>>127200 >>127238

>>127192

Should I just power through and read summaries/analysis once I'm finished or read the Sparknotes before each chapter so that I already know the overall idea before I delve into the writing?

To each their own. The way I did it was, I would read the book and have sparknotes open on my computer. I would always re-read a chapter, then check to see what sparknotes had written, compare and contrast our interpretations before moving on to the next chapter.

>I think you should do that, maybe under the name Neetzsche.

I think there is a channel that already has this name unfortunately.

>It's humiliating and irritating to not understand something that intelligent people seem to enjoy and appreciate so it'd be cool to have a kind of guide on how to approach philosophical novels.

I now that feel, and so do many other intelligent people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PGSWaYlsLM

>The neet analysis sounds interesting too, I think everyone here would like to see that.

Thanks for the encouragement. I have never uploaded any videos before so I find it a little daunting. Especially since I am fairly technologically inept.

I probably give it a go in a few weeks or so. Right now I am having uni and family problems. So I might evolve from a crypto-NEET to a fully fledged NEET.


 No.127196>>127198 >>127199 >>127203 >>127209 >>127232

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GOOD NIGHT ALT RIGHT


 No.127197

>>127187

I remember people in high school used to drink teds, that was 10 years ago. Almost no one drinks that shit no more


 No.127198>>127210

>>127196

dude, HIGHER EDUCATION

LMAO


 No.127199>>127205

>>127196

Yep, definitely closer to dropping out now.


 No.127200>>127202 >>127204 >>127206 >>127217

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>>127195

>>127179

>>127192

>>127178

We should get a book club going on here.


 No.127202

>>127200

It could work, we all have plenty of time to keep up a decent pace


 No.127203

>>127196

I go to USyd and didnt know anything about this, you shoulda posted something earlier


 No.127204

>>127200

I just bought some old philosophy books, gonna read one tonight, what do you read?


 No.127205

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>>127199

Don't do it. I made that mistake. It is tough and partially full on intolerable people buy if you stick it out and apply yourself you can improve your future prospects.

Write out where you would like to be in five years and then where you don't want to be in five years( where do you think saying fuck it and giving up will lead you basically). Then decide if you still want to drop out.


 No.127206>>127207 >>127208

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>>127200

Honestly I'm 89iq though. I tried to read Spenglers "Decline of The West" but it was far too verbose and the words used in it were too 'smart', in that I didn't understand most of the terms and references Spengler uses.


 No.127207

>>127206

I read the first part it's really esoteric

I think this vid is enough honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsaieZt5vjk&t=


 No.127208

>>127206

You shouldn't feel bad. Nothing wrong with dropping something if you find too inaccessible or simply don't enjoy it.

I naively tried to read 'good and evil' having hardly any experience with philosophy and felt like a brainlet.


 No.127209

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 No.127210>>127211

>>127198

As much as I dislike that sort of display, I don't think rising uni costs is the solution.

If that's what you're implying.


 No.127211

>>127210

I'm implying that universities as institutions, born out of higher thought and a desire for learning are turning into edgy political turntables for adults who never truly left highschool.


 No.127216

Too much intellectual not enough poo poo going on here


 No.127217>>127220 >>127257

>>127200

How do I get into reading? Should I just rent things out at a library or get a e reader? I tried reading PDFs on the computer but it isn't comfy like a paperback.


 No.127218>>127221 >>127222

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A good neet song, it's the better version of nirvana I like to call it.


 No.127220

>>127217

I got into reading because of podcast and audiobooks then just went to the local library (it doesnt have things like evola but its got plenty of good stuff)


 No.127221>>127222

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 No.127222

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>>127218

>>127221

Ops meant to post this


 No.127223>>127224

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 No.127224

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>>127223

>go on welfare

I can imagine the AusNEETs getting together to play his roleplaying game.


 No.127226>>127232 >>127507

>>127180

I know that finding a place or way to meet women is a very real issue. What about the beach in summer, university (as in studying there), or some kind of hobby that has women involved?

On a different note, what do you actually want in a woman? What are your requirements or preferences? That is, if you still want a girlfriend.


 No.127227

tfw cant sleep


 No.127228

>>127089

I understand this and I'm not a normie either but at some point you just have to let go and accept the randomness of social situations.


 No.127229>>127232

>psych thing is ending

>still want to talk about shitty childhood (mainly just to get it off my chest with an irl person)

>cant find anybody decent

REE


 No.127230>>127231

File (hide): 0d78078fc9ee80f⋯.jpg (44.66 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 0pigno1_500.jpg) (h) (u)

Morning NEETs, nice and chilly in Sydney this morning.


 No.127231

>>127230

morning

nice and cool here too with plenty of rain to come


 No.127232>>127235 >>127248

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>>127166

>yeah the clintons are nothing short of warlords, watch the doco on the clinton cash if you haven't

>if that evidence tying seth to wikileaks does surface that would be the biggest happening to happen since trump winning

Yep. Clintons are just vile political mafia. And saying that is giving the mafia a bad name. Assange alluded that Seth Rich was the source,

Hope the Clintons burn in hell.

>>127168

>I've got 160 hours on Dishonored 1, would highly recommend getting definitive edition with DLC.

Did get the definitive edition. Have installed it ready to go. Just playing Alien Isolation for a bit before I start it.

>>127172

>First time medium chaos, 2nd play through I did low chaos.

Chaos? Whats it all about?

>>127196

>GOOD NIGHT ALT RIGHT

Those fuckwits have got easily remembered short rhyming chants - thats all they have. No perspectives or deep insight, no arguments. Fucking nothing. They dont even know they are government/globalist/corporation puppets.

>>127226

>I know that finding a place or way to meet women is a very real issue. What about the beach in summer, university (as in studying there), or some kind of hobby that has women involved?

Go out with a clipboard, some paper, a pen and pretend youre doing a survey. ONLY ask cute girls. Do this 100 times. At the end of the 100th time you have lost your fear completely and more than likely have a date with a cute girl.

>>127229

>>psych thing is ending

>>still want to talk about shitty childhood (mainly just to get it off my chest with an irl person)

>>cant find anybody decent

>REE

Tell us your stories Neet.


 No.127233>>127234

File (hide): 0d64e2b284d8180⋯.mp4 (221.35 KB, 636x382, 318:191, dog fucken wrecks this kid.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Another day, another… Whatever.


 No.127234

>>127233

things will be better tomorrow!


 No.127235>>127236

>>127232

>Chaos? Whats it all about?

At the end of each assassination you get a chaos rating - low, medium and high. It is determined by how you conducted yourself during mission. Since you can play it as a stealth game, the less you're spotted the lower your chaos. The less people you kill (aside from the target and maybe one or two others) the lower your chaos. You can even do a pacifist run where you don't kill anyone, even the assassination targets.

High chaos is obviously a more action paced and violent playthrough. You're chaos levels also effect the way other characters interact with you, how the story plays out and the ending of the game.

There are upgrades for both your skills and equipment to cater to your playing style.


 No.127236

>>127235

>At the end of each assassination you get a chaos rating - low, medium and high. It is determined by how you conducted yourself during mission. Since you can play it as a stealth game, the less you're spotted the lower your chaos. The less people you kill (aside from the target and maybe one or two others) the lower your chaos. You can even do a pacifist run where you don't kill anyone, even the assassination targets.

>High chaos is obviously a more action paced and violent playthrough. You're chaos levels also effect the way other characters interact with you, how the story plays out and the ending of the game.

>There are upgrades for both your skills and equipment to cater to your playing style.

Wow. Sounds awesome. So glad I got the game now. Will take doggo for walk and start playing.


 No.127237>>127246

>>127152

Nice Chad-LARP story, now resume being a gf-less NEET like the rest of us


 No.127238

>>127195

That seems like a good way to read, I'll steal that technique.

Man, I wonder what percentage of neets have the same kind of overthinking, self-sabotaging, neurotic intellect as the narrator. You should definitely record a video on neet philosophy. If you've got a newish phone or a webcam you can shoot a video and upload it as-is, everyone will appreciate it.


 No.127239>>127240 >>127241 >>127243 >>127244 >>127245 >>127257

File (hide): bc188270630133a⋯.jpg (54.28 KB, 591x447, 197:149, 1494950515817.jpg) (h) (u)

Look goys… All you need to do is stop buying avocado toast every morning… If you stop paying $25 for avocado toast and a coffee every weekend then you'll save $3000 a year… Then it will only take 200 years to save for a 600k house in Sydney! See goys its easy!


 No.127240

>>127239

Kids these days don't want to work


 No.127241

>>127239

>muh millenials

if avocado toast was why people can't afford houses why do all the top consumers of avocado have expensive housing prices and increased immigration?


 No.127243

>>127239

My only wish in life is to see boomers and richfags lose everything.


 No.127244>>127246 >>127247 >>127257

>>127239

Who the fuck pays $20 for avocado on toast when you can make it yourself for a quarter of the price?


 No.127245>>127257

>>127239

i've never even heard of avocado toast, I should be fucking rich already


 No.127246>>127247

>>127237

>Nice Chad-LARP story, now resume being a gf-less NEET like the rest of us

Yep.

>>127244

>Who the fuck pays $20 for avocado on toast when you can make it yourself for a quarter of the price?

Melbourne has lots of these wankers. 20 dollars for 1/2 an avacado and 2 pieces toast. 6 dollar wanky coffees.


 No.127247

>>127244

not even that great when put together

pretty tasty on their own but breads need meat

>>127246

>20 dollars for 1/2 an avacado and 2 pieces toast. 6 dollar wanky coffees.

holy shit and here i am thinking i was getting jewed for enjoying a single malt every now and then

$6 for a burnt coffee is highway robbery when you can make cafe grade coffee at home for less than a tenth of that price


 No.127248>>127249

>>127232

>Tell us your stories Neet.

They aren't very comfy tho and they're mainly just about my mum or me getting beaten.


 No.127249>>127252

>>127248

i'd read them anyway


 No.127250>>127251

Oh, I forgot to make my g'mornin' post.

Mornin' neeties


 No.127251

>>127250

morning


 No.127252>>127253 >>127266

>>127249

I might as well give you something.

>be 4-6

>do something "wrong"

>to punish me my mum was made to burn all my toys in one of those giant steel barrels

>forced to watch her do this

>always hated her on some level because of this

>her reason for never doing anything despite probably having a 30kg weight advantage was because her gfs brothers owned guns and were involved in crime or someshit


 No.127253>>127254

>>127252

>to punish me my mum was made to burn all my toys in one of those giant steel barrels

By who?

>>127252

>her reason for never doing anything despite probably having a 30kg weight advantage was because her gfs brothers owned guns and were involved in crime or someshit

She was a lesbian? Who was the asshole?


 No.127254>>127255 >>127256

>>127253

>By who?

Her dyke gf

>She was a lesbian?

Yes

>Who was the asshole?

Her dyke gf


 No.127255

>>127254

3d lesbians are the worst


 No.127256>>127258

>>127254

>>By who?

>Her dyke gf

>>She was a lesbian?

>Yes

>>Who was the asshole?

>Her dyke gf

Ive got your back fam.

Had a dyke get me arrested. She lied and made shit up.

Point me to where this cunt is and I'll make her life hell. You wont be implicated whatsoever.

Is this dyke gf still in the picture?


 No.127257>>127259

>>127239

>>127245

I don't eat avocados ever.

>>127244

Some food meme that came from Melbourne, never seen it in Perth.

>>127217

Hate to be pretentious but you should get an e-reader to solve all those problems.

Then use http://gen.lib.rus.ec/ or torrent for epubs, you can read pdfs on e-readers too but there's a delay.


 No.127258>>127260

>>127256

Nfi I wish I knew tho.

Nah my mum left her when I was about 6-7 and we had to live in a womans shelter for a little


 No.127259

>>127257

E-readers are pretty damn uncomfy


 No.127260>>127261 >>127262

>>127258

>Nfi I wish I knew tho.

>Nah my mum left her when I was about 6-7 and we had to live in a womans shelter for a little

Give me a name Neet. Cannot be linked back to you.


 No.127261>>127263

>>127260

>ASIONEET approved for extra funding to put together an anti-NEET taskforce


 No.127262>>127263

>>127260

I legit don't know but her name was karena (nfi if thats the right spelling)


 No.127263>>127264 >>127265

>>127261

>>ASIONEET approved for extra funding to put together an anti-NEET taskforce

Neets gotta stick together.

>>127262

>I legit don't know but her name was karena (nfi if thats the right spelling)

Last name? What state/city?

Feel for you Neet.

Nobody should have had to put up with that abuse. Especially a young kid.


 No.127264>>127268 >>127269

>>127263

>weather is now shit

>can't nurse a beer in the sun

what to do? i'm thinking a fire pit


 No.127265>>127269

>>127263

Dont know her last name and it was in vic scumshine


 No.127266

>>127252

Defective mummy bot


 No.127267

I remember when I was 6 my mum wouldn't let me play Nintendo so I said to her

"when I grow up I'm gonna get a gun and shoot you! "

She got really unhappy after that


 No.127268

>>127264

close your eyes and shine a torch through your eyelids

best of both worlds


 No.127269>>127274

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>>127264

>what to do? i'm thinking a fire pit

Sounds like fun.

>>127265

>Dont know her last name and it was in vic scumshine

Ill do some digging. Violent dykes deserve karma.

Well - 3 days and 4-6 smokes.

Pretty good from smoking all day usually.

TobacconicJew got me. Went and bought a pack.

Still not giving up the fight.

Once this runs out I'll try again until I stop smoking.

Will go out shopping next week and buy something to take my mind off smoking.


 No.127270>>127271 >>127272 >>127276

File (hide): 4bc1d2e7a685b96⋯.jpg (542.21 KB, 662x4292, 331:2146, FSgfbgc.jpg) (h) (u)

This bitch though. She is part of the problem, NEETS, how many more like her are out there, de-legitimising the actual afflicted?


 No.127271

>>127270

> NEETS, how many more like her are out there, de-legitimising the actual afflicted?

Thousands of them - to the tune of tens, if not hundreds of millions. Look at the recent Child Care bullshit the migrant scum were getting away with. Millions. And that was just one woman.


 No.127272

>>127270

>de-legitimising the actual afflicted?

W-what would you call an actual affliction?


 No.127273>>127275

Looks like MAKO is back up - sex offender and child killer registry.

Check out these female child killers, abusers and rapists.

So much for 'only men are doing these crimes'.

http://www.mako.org.au/temp_female.html


 No.127274>>127386

>>127269

Stay away from the goon since alcohol will make you wanna smoke


 No.127275

>>127273

Someday I'll be worthy of making that list.


 No.127276>>127277

>>127270

who fucking cares. rape the system. make it crash and burn


 No.127277

>>127276

Then no neetbux, I'm not ready to live in a dumpster yet


 No.127278>>127279 >>127284 >>127386

File (hide): 689c1132df0a435⋯.png (574.39 KB, 605x558, 605:558, 1494985617594.png) (h) (u)

Just found a local pedo on MAKO.

Found out his alias.

Google his alias.

He's on Facebook asking to meet a woman with kids. Fucking hell.


 No.127279>>127280 >>127281 >>127288 >>127386

>>127278

tbh this is the exact reason there shouldn't be a public criminal database, people need to be able to reintegrate into their communities without constantly being scrutinized.


 No.127280>>127281

>>127279

pedos need to be gased


 No.127281

>>127279

>tbh this is the exact reason there shouldn't be a public criminal database, people need to be able to reintegrate into their communities without constantly being scrutinized.

Fuck that. Pedos deserve nothing but a good old fashioned lynching.

>>127280

>pedos need to be gased

They need to be elimiated from the gene pool. If not, they actually 'create' pedos out of their victims.

I suggest we round them up and put them in an underground bunker with no light, food or water. Pretty soon they will start eating each other. Problem solved.


 No.127282>>127283 >>127286

Max keep trying to call me even thou I'm on a med cert


 No.127283>>127285

>>127282

call them back, show them who's boss


 No.127284>>127287

>>127278

I wonder if fagneet John is on there


 No.127285

>>127283

I'd rather not talk to those pricks


 No.127286

>>127282

Tell them to fuck off


 No.127287

>>127284

Being a fag is no longer a crime


 No.127288>>127291

>>127279

The only thing a pedo needs to integrate into is a rope


 No.127289>>127290 >>127292 >>127317

Might do a poo tbh


 No.127290

>>127289

Take pics


 No.127291

>>127288

Or the pants of a 5 year old boy


 No.127292>>127293 >>127317

>>127289

Is mummy gonna wipe your bum?


 No.127293>>127294 >>127295 >>127298 >>127317

>>127292

No, but maybe you could come over and help me :)


 No.127294

>>127293

I'll send my mum over


 No.127295>>127297 >>127299 >>127327 >>127386

>>127293

>No, but maybe you could come over and help me :)

Pics.

Going through JewBook. All the 18-25yr old girls look like fucking streetwalkers.

Prostitute Chic.


 No.127297

>>127295

Should ask her how much she charges


 No.127298>>127300


 No.127299

>>127295

>posting subhumans


 No.127300

>>127298

>troublesome homo

>posts gook toons

seems right.


 No.127301>>127302 >>127303 >>127394

Just had a mammoth fap, the wall were shaking and it shattered a few windows


 No.127302

>>127301

Fap session sounds pretty good tbh


 No.127303>>127304 >>127394

>>127301

>Just had a mammoth fap, the wall were shaking and it shattered a few windows

10 days to restore your testosterone levels to normal.


 No.127304

>>127303

If I don't fap I get angry and aggressive and really horny


 No.127305>>127306 >>127394

Almost out of whisky, going to have to see old m8 Dan tomorrow.


 No.127306>>127307

>>127305

Why not now?


 No.127307>>127308

>>127306

Not keen on drink driving, plus i get my autismbux tomorrow.


 No.127308>>127309

>>127307

But Dan will be wondering where you are,its worth the risk to get even drunker


 No.127309>>127310

>>127308

Dan will understand, he knows that if i get caught running the gauntlet under the influence of his medicine I will lose my licence and will no longer be able to visit him.


 No.127310>>127311

>>127309

Can always take the bus like an abo


 No.127311

>>127310

I don't take public transport.


 No.127312>>127313 >>127394

Got Domino's for dinner, time to get fat


 No.127313


 No.127314>>127315 >>127317

I can feel a poo coming, I think it's gonna be a splatter one. I farted and I could feel a bit of poo trying to get out


 No.127315>>127316 >>127317

>>127314

I did a really big poo earlier today and it hurt my bum on the way out, I think i might need to lay off the nurofen plus.


 No.127316>>127317

>>127315

Put some vaseline around your bum hole so you can do even bigger poos


 No.127317>>127318


 No.127318>>127319 >>127323

>>127317

Embrace the poo side


 No.127319

>>127318

Kill yourself.


 No.127320>>127321 >>127324 >>127325 >>127331 >>127356

File (hide): a56fd911c606149⋯.png (17.43 KB, 509x619, 509:619, 8e8.png) (h) (u)

>Don't you want somebody to love?

>Don't you need somebody to love?

>Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

>You better find somebody to love


 No.127321>>127322

>>127320

You can love your pillow


 No.127322

>>127321

i only love death


 No.127323>>127329

File (hide): 35fb879c383a7b9⋯.jpg (51.06 KB, 650x520, 5:4, hn1czxd.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127318

>Embrace the poo side

Feel the poo flow through you.


 No.127324

>>127320

>>Don't you want somebody to love?

>>Don't you need somebody to love?

>>Wouldn't you love somebody to love?

>>You better find somebody to love

Not really tbh, I don't think I have the ability to experience love anymore. Depression is a hell of a thing.


 No.127325>>127332 >>127343 >>127356

File (hide): 310f19a8fe91454⋯.jpg (17.3 KB, 773x645, 773:645, 1464072457884.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127320

I sometimes wrap my blanket up in a certain way (in the shape of a gf )and hold it like a girl.


 No.127326>>127330

File (hide): d5827681d5c41b0⋯.jpg (36.78 KB, 400x386, 200:193, 1443516642334.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw you see africans accosting white women AGAIN as you catch the bus home from uni

I only get a thirty second glimpse of this area as I pass through and yet I still manage to witness these people at their worst. Is there really nothing that can be done to remove them? We're stuck with them forever? Who the fuck is responsible for this?


 No.127327

>>127295

She looks nice tbh

Girls on Facebook and Instagram look like shit irl though, it's all make up, lighting and angles to the max.

Past 21 girls look better in clothes anyway, no muscle = saggy and loose (and they don't keep fit, just muh cardio and muh liquid diets)


 No.127329

>>127323

Vader had a colostomy bag that he would empty into a jenkem jar that the emperor would huff and gain his super powers from


 No.127330>>127338 >>127347

>>127326

> Is there really nothing that can be done to remove them? We're stuck with them forever? Who the fuck is responsible for this?

Nothing to be done. Its only going to get worse as the government brings in more of them. I weep for the future. In 30 years Australia will be South Africa. This is combined with the fact we have no self-defense laws here.


 No.127331>>127334 >>127335

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127320

just brings me back to afternoons of playing some nam game and hearing the vc chatter


 No.127332>>127333

>>127325

I imagine there's a lot of stains on that blanket, you could steal a mannequin from the shopping mall and sleep with that in your bed.

But if mummy sees it you would have a lot of explaining to do


 No.127333

>>127332

There isn't any stains on it. I don't use it as a sex toy or anything. I just use it as something to hug and keep me warm, and give me a simulation of a gf.


 No.127334>>127339

>>127331

wasn't vietcong was it? i played the shit out of that online. great game


 No.127335>>127339

>>127331

Cant't wait for Rising Storm 2 fam.


 No.127336

Hate it when you fap and your about to blow but you have to hold off because you need to fart


 No.127338>>127340 >>127342 >>127347

File (hide): 48645a9523f19cd⋯.jpg (86.8 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1441764361383.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127330

>In 30 years Australia will be South Africa

Is this the goal? Is there even a goal to encouraging immigration from cultures that are so different to our own, in such numbers that ensure they'll never need to integrate?

I feel so sorry for the australians who have to live near these people and I honestly just feel tired and hopeless when I think about the future. In my various wagecuck jobs I was happy to have my tax go towards lazy aussie neets but I'm not happy to pay for the government to bring in africans AND pay them neetbux AND pay for the consequences of their violent crime AND THEN funnel even more tax bux into social programs to convince people that multiculturalism is great when people start to rightfully hate them.

Can you imagine how shit it feels to work an 8 hour day at maccas and know that you're funding an entire fucking family of africans?


 No.127339>>127341

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127334

looking it up on youtube and it was probably battlefield vietnam which we got free from some pizza hut deal

>>127335

haven't been keeping up with vidya but my computer is starting to show its age


 No.127340

>>127338

That's why you have to do your duty and be a neet, not pay into the system that wants to kill you


 No.127341>>127348 >>127399

>>127339

I know that feel too anon I also need a new computer myself.Luckily Red Orchestra 2/Rising Storm runs without any real issues. Hopefully you don't need a powerhouse PC to run RS2.


 No.127342>>127347

>>127338

>Is this the goal? Is there even a goal to encouraging immigration from cultures that are so different to our own, in such numbers that ensure they'll never need to integrate?

That is the goal apparently. Either that or they are just so blissfully ignorant of their borderline retarded consequences of their immigration program. They don't care it will fuck the middle/lower classes shit up, they don't care about the crime, they don't care about the breakdown of society and the social cohesion, they don't care it would suck the system dry.

They can just build more secure little mansions and offices. Destroying western civilization was the planned goal, and those who don't know it was are just going along with political correctness and what their superiors in the know tell them, to be socially acceptable.


 No.127343>>127344 >>127345

File (hide): fd0b593382e2b39⋯.jpg (94.94 KB, 516x1548, 1:3, ff7.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>127325

Get a dakimakura


 No.127344

>>127343

>sleeping with gook toons


 No.127345>>127346 >>127352 >>127353 >>127358

>>127343

I would be interested in that, but I don't watch anime, so I don't meet the supposed prerequisites I have assumed are necessary for it.

Do I have to start watching it to buy one? I really don't want to invest time into getting into anime just to buy a pillow. I think its too late for me to start a new interest/hobby, I would like to but I don't have the motivation.


 No.127346

>>127345

Don't do it neet, once you get that shit your done for life


 No.127347

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127330

>Nothing to be done. Its only going to get worse as the government brings in more of them. I weep for the future. In 30 years Australia will be South Africa. This is combined with the fact we have no self-defense laws here.

Thank god Im out of a major city and whilst I complain about the yobbos and boguns, they wont put up with any of that shit, any mudlimes or somalis try anything here theyre likely to get shot.

>>127338

>Is this the goal? Is there even a goal to encouraging immigration from cultures that are so different to our own, in such numbers that ensure they'll never need to integrate?

Theres different schools of thought. Personally I think its 2 fold. The lefties politicians bring them in so they have a bigger voter base. Gibs me dat shit and the other reason is that these 3rd worlders will work for peanuts - driving down wages and then theres the ridiculous notion that the migrants will somehow be taxable for the geriatric boomer generation to get their pensions from.

None of these fuckers know what theyre doing. It will only divide the west into civil war - the mudlimes, somalis and lefties against the majority of people who have common sense.

From Uk, but pretty much same here. Look up 1st cousin marriages too. Extremely common among mudslimes and somalis.

https://britishobserver.uk/2016/11/30/somali-immigrants-iq-education-and-welfare-dependency/

>>127342

>Destroying western civilization was the planned goal, and those who don't know it was are just going along with political correctness and what their superiors in the know tell them, to be socially acceptable.

Black Pidgeon just released a video saying pretty much that. Here it is. Good vid.


 No.127348

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127341

it's running on ue3 so you'd hope to god it does, but then again it's ue3 so lol

i've got this in my sights though and really hope it kicks off as ace combat online for the pc


 No.127351>>127354 >>127355

I need to buy new under wear, mine are all torn and have holes in them.


 No.127352

>>127345

Getting into anime is pretty easy really, I wouldn't recommend it though

I watch a lot of anime and even like some anime girls, but I'm far too self conscious to buy a fuckpillow


 No.127353>>127369

File (hide): fc6cbb8caca9765⋯.jpeg (28.69 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 51GHX9Ee9xL_large.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>127345

Just buy one that caters to your fetishes and physical attractions.

You don't really have to watch anime, there is health benefits to resting with a dakimakura.

Also is it me or is


 No.127354>>127359 >>127361

>>127351

Buy this and you can have Max up your ass all the time

https://www.target.com.au/p/maxx-g-string/59960416


 No.127355>>127357

>>127351

Buy womans panties, cheaper than mens and far more comfy.


 No.127356>>127362

>>127325

>>127320

>tfw finally gave up and got a single bed so I have more space in my room


 No.127357

>>127355

>far more comfy

If you have a tiny penis maybe


 No.127358>>127366

>>127345

8chan autoposted for me?

I was meant to say, is it me or does Fanta taste better these days? Orange fanta from a can tastes a lot more natural and less sickly sweet than it used to.


 No.127359>>127360

>>127354

How long until you have to wear the uniform of your jobactive provider to meet your mutual obligation?


 No.127360>>127364

>>127359

Max would probably have bright pink or rainbow colored wear to signify muh diversity


 No.127361>>127363 >>127365

>>127354

What are you doing looking at women's underwear


 No.127362

>>127356

Means you've given up on getting a gf


 No.127363

>>127361

n-nothing


 No.127364

>>127360

Drab grey so you feel miserable wearing it


 No.127365>>127367 >>127368

File (hide): 2d9b826a5dd671a⋯.jpg (38.38 KB, 620x620, 1:1, A1026777.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127361

>not giving up on degenerate nudity and jacking it to underwear catalogues like a 12 year old


 No.127366

>>127358

>I was meant to say, is it me or does Fanta taste better these days? Orange fanta from a can tastes a lot more natural and less sickly sweet than it used to.

I haven't had fanta in a while. Might pick some up if you say it has improved. Might mix well with the goon.


 No.127367>>127370

>>127365

this is how i developed a pantie fetish


 No.127368>>127370

>>127365

That's poor people porn


 No.127369>>127371 >>127390

>>127353

Sounds interesting. Is there a designated store for them? What sites do you get them from?


 No.127370>>127373

>>127368

We are all poor people mate

>>127367

me too actually


 No.127371>>127372

>>127369

They sell them at big w in the no gf loser section


 No.127372>>127374

>>127371

The video game section is nowhere near the pillow section though


 No.127373

>>127370

I'm rich, I can afford to have a fap to Google image results with the family filter turned on once a week.


 No.127374>>127375

>>127372

>buy one pillow get a free rope


 No.127375>>127376

>>127374

rope that strong is not cheap so that is a good deal


 No.127376>>127377

>>127375

Some people have to lose weight in order to hang themselves


 No.127377>>127378

>>127376

I wonder how many people do that and then realize their life is better now they have lost weight, meaning they no longer want to die


 No.127378

>>127377

I usually go round to their house to remind them how bad life is so they go through with it


 No.127379>>127380 >>127382

>mummybot discovered the cum sock congregation


 No.127380>>127384

>>127379

just yell at her to wash them for you


 No.127381>>127388

File (hide): 25997f2b8aee247⋯.jpg (40.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, just fly.jpg) (h) (u)

>sisterbot commented on my hairline again


 No.127382

>>127379

Did she yell at you? You could sell your cum socks online to perverts


 No.127383

File (hide): c160e828abdae30⋯.jpg (11 KB, 259x192, 259:192, ohgod.jpg) (h) (u)

>just submitted another uni assessment where I paraded around the virtues of Positive Psychology because I don't want to take the grade hit that would come with saying that this bullshit isn't science

Here I am complaining about africans on /aus/ when I'm cucking my own shit up one paper at a time. Fuck me.


 No.127384>>127387 >>127391

>>127380

she chucked them out and called me a disgusting pervert


 No.127385>>127389

File (hide): c229a1be2994c08⋯.jpg (15.41 KB, 650x366, 325:183, Taz.jpg) (h) (u)

“Even watching a needle … I’d pass out, until the night a mate of mine coming out of Melbourne injected me for the first time,” says Taz.

At the time, he was working long hours, loading and unloading semi-trailers by himself and transporting goods overnight from Sydney to Melbourne. The only way to get the job done, he says, was with the help of drugs like speed.

He explains he’s been taking amphetamines for years, and tried ice one day because his dealer simply said “Try this, it’ll rock ya”.

For the past nine years, he’s injected into the same spot near his left elbow.

“The reason I used to go there was I didn’t have to let go of the steering wheel of the truck. Put it away in the dark,” he says bluntly

“Six years ago I had two houses, and I was paying the mortgage on both of them. I’ve been homeless on and off four years, and I’ve been in an out of jail for probably two years of those four years,” muses Taz.

Like all the people featured in the episode, he’s calm, articulate and thoughtful as he tries to convey his experiences with the drug.

It’s difficult to imagine a time when he was violent or paranoid, but he explains at the height of his addiction, he was locked in a siege with police for eight hours following a particularly heated argument with his ex-partner.

“They had a command and control centre at the end of the street, they locked off half of the suburb, they locked up four schools.

“I took on the TRG (Police Tactical Response Group) and three dogs from the dog squad, unarmed, on ice. I’ve still got the holes in my leg to prove it.”

Would they take ice again?

Most interviewees respond with a resounding no, except Taz, who said given the opportunity “it’d be straight up my arm”.

“This week, I’ll be an addict in recovery in rehab, and I can only do that for 10 minutes at a time, or a day at a time.

“The last time I used was yesterday morning, and I’m still going, yeah.”

This guy man… The ABC pushes it's liberal agenda pretty blatantly but hearing a story like this is refreshing.


 No.127386>>127437

>>127274

No it doesn't

>>127278

You seriously need to report that to someone, police or even ACA

>>127295

That dress is way too long for any self-respecting streetwalker

>>127279

t.sex offender?


 No.127387

>>127384

Having some man cum inside you is much more disgusting than cumming inside a sock, so she really has nothing to complain about


 No.127388

>>127381

Even worse for me, my sister is a hairdresser and she said the best thing I can do is just shave my head.


 No.127389

>>127385

That's what he gets for working


 No.127390>>127393 >>127426

>>127369

Bootlegs/Mixed Bag

au.hellocosplay.com/

www.animedakimakurapillow.com

Legitimate:

amiami.com

mandarake.co.jp

You can buy the inside pillow either online for an extra fee or from Adairs/Target/Kmart.

I've seen them in Kmart as Body/Maternity Pillows.

Look at measurements, choose your fabric.

Wash the pillow cover once every 5 months or so by hand with cold water and detergent, no bleach, toothbrush and cloth.

Hang it outside to dry.


 No.127391

>>127384

Cum in her panties


 No.127393

>>127390

>Wash the pillow cover once every 5 months

More often if you cum on it


 No.127394>>127395 >>127396 >>127437

File (hide): 2c2d37a8e64d62e⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Goon teat.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): de734588ace91d2⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Deep-fried treats.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127301

Were you fapping to earthquake vids?

>>127303

You don't actually believe that /nofap propaganda do you?

>>127305

Was there this evening, not enough money for whisky though, just a goon and some beers.

>>127312

Mind if I get fat with you?


 No.127395>>127397 >>127403

>>127394

Eat more food than that, thats not enough to keep an African alive


 No.127396

>>127394

I was fapping to godzilla movies, you'll read about the destructive fap in the news tomorrow


 No.127397>>127400

>>127395

the billion calories in the goonbag will keep him going


 No.127398>>127403

File (hide): f829612ec72a67a⋯.jpg (2.33 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1495024544713503989337.jpg) (h) (u)

Got some tasty beef jerky


 No.127399

>>127341

I just bought a new aftermarket battery for my 4 year-old laptop, and am trying it out for the first time now. Everything seems to be OK apart from the DC in/battery indicator light just started flashing. I backed up muh files in case the new battery explodes so I'm not too worried.


 No.127400>>127437

>>127397

You gotta be fat to be a neet


 No.127401>>127402 >>127404

File (hide): 0c05d08e47c040d⋯.jpg (25.29 KB, 1194x140, 597:70, mikutest.jpg) (h) (u)

Target Body Pillow is $25, but it's not the right dimensions.

148x48cm, so it's not an exact snug fit.

Adairs is $50 150x50cm, overpriced.

Hellocosplay pillow is $33 dollars. I assume it fits.

Cover started at $47.49 + $20.35 for polyester.

Of course I wouldn't get Miku if it were me.


 No.127402

>>127401

Can you get one with Adam Sandler on it?


 No.127403>>127405

>>127395

I ate the chicken kebab first, then the potato scallop before quickly devouring the spring roll. Next up was the crumbed sausage which at that point I was deciding whether or not to eat the remaining 2 chicken nibbles or refrigerate them for later. I ate those fuckers

I'm broke now till Monday though, I'll be raiding the pantry this weekend

>>127398

I love beef jerky, never tried that brand though. It's African right?


 No.127404>>127406 >>127419

>>127401

>148cm

like sleeping with a child


 No.127405

>>127403

Yeh made from real nigger flesh


 No.127406

>>127404

All Anime is pedo


 No.127407>>127408 >>127410

ITT; My only friends…


 No.127408>>127413

>>127407

Dans your friend


 No.127409

Mummy said I'm not allowed to cum unless I wash my piss jugs


 No.127410>>127412 >>127413

>>127407

>tfw only 1 IRL friend left

Pretty soon I'll be in your shoes, I'm not sure if I'm prepared to be completely contactless from the outside world.


 No.127412

>>127410

As long as max don't contact you


 No.127413>>127416

>>127408

This is true, Dan always sells me quality liquor at the lowest prices, no questions asked

>>127410

Hold on dearly to that friend. My shoes stink and haven't been in-vogue for years


 No.127414>>127415

.mummy got mad today because I was too hungover to put the bins out


 No.127415>>127418

>>127414

Enjoy the smell of rotten tendies and moldy cum-socks for the next week


 No.127416>>127420

>>127413

>Hold on dearly to that friend. My shoes stink and haven't been in-vogue for years

He's kind of an annoying cunt i'd tell him to fuck off but he's my only link to normiedom

>tfw crypto-neet


 No.127418>>127420

>>127415

I can already see the maggots feasting on my cum socks and snails slithering over my shit rags, a piss jug exploded in there this morning and I swish ed it around in the bin like a milk shake so now it's a big foul disgusting slop


 No.127419

>>127404

is 4chan fucked for you guys too?


 No.127420>>127455

>>127416

How often do you usually hang out with him?

Saw a really cute grill cashier at IGA this evening, felt like walking over to her and saying "Hey beautiful how's it going?" Another neet (think it was VN) had a crush on a convenience store grill a while ago and planned on asking her out, I wonder how that went?

>>127418

>maggots feasting on my cum socks

You mean faggots


 No.127421

Might have one more cup of goon then go to bed, monthly job provider (oxymoron) appointment this Friday


 No.127422>>127423 >>127435

File (hide): 6e771c64b8fb6a6⋯.jpg (495.52 KB, 2048x1232, 128:77, 20170517_213450.jpg) (h) (u)

Comfy right now.

Thanks to the person who reminded me about the novel.


 No.127423>>127424 >>127466

>>127422

Is that an e-reader? What you reading?


 No.127424>>127425

>>127423

Welcome to the NHK


 No.127425

>>127424

The light novel is probably the best version. Sato is a full on synthetic analog abuser and even ends up getting addicted to cp for a while iirc which is pretty fucked. No wonder they cut that from the anime and manga.


 No.127426

>>127390

>Hang it outside to dry.


 No.127428>>127437

File (hide): 1047fc1fba185ef⋯.webm (278.17 KB, 640x360, 16:9, up.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 5aa6ef364414105⋯.mp4 (2.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Friends.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 572bf9dec517bd6⋯.webm (405.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Crime.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Downloading memes, will have to review tomorrow if they are actually funny or I am too tired to judge properly.


 No.127429>>127430

Does anyone else have this problem with opera when they try to use their VPN, it says connecting and stops working?


 No.127430>>127431 >>127434 >>127437 >>127448 >>127499

Morning NEET s

>>127429

Never used opera. Is their free VPN any good?


 No.127431>>127448

>>127430

morning


 No.127432>>127433 >>127436 >>127437

i hope none of you guys used that neetkings codeine extraction guide


 No.127433>>127449

>>127432

Why's that?


 No.127434>>127448

>>127430

Morning, think I'm getting a cold.


 No.127435

>>127422

No problem my dude. I like the novel more than the anime, some of the more mediocre arcs were anime original and i felt the anime changed Yamazaki a bit too much.


 No.127436>>127449

>>127432

Been using it every time.

Is my liver fucked?


 No.127437>>127440

File (hide): 854ea18232b549a⋯.jpg (56.56 KB, 688x688, 1:1, 1494984471095.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127386

>You seriously need to report that to someone, police or even ACA

seems hes now living in Fiji - with 2 young kids. Pic looks like maybe 4-7 yrs old. Pretty sure theyre not his. Wants a woman to come to Fiji. Sick.

>>127394

>You don't actually believe that /nofap propaganda do you?

Did enough research to be convinced,yeah.

>>127400

>You gotta be fat to be a neet

Spent last 2 years walking every day and not eating fast food or shit. Not fat anymore.

>>127428

Thanks for posting those NEET. I havnt had a giggle in a long time. Post more if you have them.

>>127430

>Never used opera. Is their free VPN any good?

Free VPN - good.

>>127432

>i hope none of you guys used that neetkings codeine extraction guide

It gives you the AIDS.


 No.127439

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Squatting Slav - some funny shit. Triggers snowflakes.

Good videos exposing the leftist retards as retards.


 No.127440>>127441 >>127442

>>127437

Could you cook tendies in there?


 No.127441

>>127440

i think it'd just make them drier than they are already


 No.127442

>>127440

>Could you cook tendies in there?

Not sure, but Ive got one of these unused in the shed. Exact same size.


 No.127443>>127444 >>127446 >>127447

File (hide): 342aaf02a4683fe⋯.jpg (193.91 KB, 663x1313, 51:101, FSohmdbt.jpg) (h) (u)

Wew.


 No.127444>>127445

>>127443

>FUCKING DOLERS TAKING MUH TAX MONEY!!!!

meanwhile at the ATO….


 No.127445

>>127444

>meanwhile at the ATO….

meanwhile at canberra…


 No.127446

>>127443

Now he's going to lose all his gbp


 No.127447

>>127443

Obviously his father, the tax boss is involved too.

Notice they dont say anything about that.

To defraud 165 million you would need the top dog to punch the passwords and pull the strings.


 No.127448>>127452 >>127453 >>127456 >>127457 >>127499

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>>127430

>>127431

>>127434

Morning neets

Handed in a paper last night, completed an online test and now I've only got two online assessments before the end of semester. It feels good to not fuck up for once, I think correspondence education is my thing.

I'll go on a neetwalk in a couple hours. What are you cunts doing today?


 No.127449>>127454 >>127459

File (hide): f9aa6544483b145⋯.jpg (664.04 KB, 1000x1038, 500:519, 500ml-Suction-Filtration-D….jpg) (h) (u)

>>127433

>>127436

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol

look at the chemical and physical data on the right hand side

You need to measure out the right amount of water or too much paracetamol will dissolve into it

He also says to use warm water which makes the paracetamol more soluble and i don't know if the water will let it go once it cools but I just use refrigerated water to be safe.

Those coffee filters are not a good filter you can see the cloudy water in the video

You can pick up a proper filter for around $100 online and I think it's a good investment for your long term health if you're going to be doing this kind of thing, it also makes it a lot faster and easier

When you use this the water will come out crystal clear like bottled water


 No.127452>>127457 >>127513

>>127448

hopefully going to go buy some tomatoes


 No.127453>>127499

>>127448

I've just got some housework to do (washing clothes, putting trash in the bin, cooking dinner, folding towels, etc) besides that nothing outside of vidya and going for a walk later.


 No.127454

>>127449

Somewhat true, but a significant amount of paracetamol will be removed so it, this is why you're better off using something that is ibuprofen based rather than paracetamol.


 No.127455>>127513 >>127553

>>127420

I'd recommend against asking a girl out at work, any ex-wagie will tell you that you just want minimal customer interaction. Even the normies after a few hours just want silence, unless you went in a super quiet time like in the morning or even I'd leave it. Just my 2c.


 No.127456

>>127448

Killing it anon, keep it up - What are you studying?


 No.127457>>127458 >>127460 >>127463 >>127515

File (hide): e49519c1b1c0da5⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 680x495, 136:99, 1494988027388.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127448

>Morning neets

>Handed in a paper last night, completed an online test and now I've only got two online assessments before the end of semester. It feels good to not fuck up for once, I think correspondence education is my thing.

>I'll go on a neetwalk in a couple hours. What are you cunts doing today?

Thats awesome Neet, bet theres a nice comfy sense of accomplishment there. I start online study next week Cert 3 in Community Services. Gonna see if I can get one of those cushy gov pen pushing jobs at end of it.

>>127452

>hopefully going to go buy some tomatoes

by 'tomatoes', you mean weed right?

Ok NEETs, just got told rollies will be hitting over 100 dollars for a 50 gram pouch of tobacco. Online though it says 50 gram will be going for 62 bucks soon. Regardless, us rollie smokers are fucked. Stopping smoking next week and might start a youtube channel or get a website going. Keep me occupied. Will look up cool NEET related website names.


 No.127458>>127461

>>127457

>by 'tomatoes', you mean weed right?

just regular tomatoes, sir


 No.127459>>127483

>>127449

Or you could just not be a degenerate


 No.127460

>>127457

Try Not in Employment, Education or Tobacco


 No.127461>>127462 >>127464 >>127515

>>127458

>just regular tomatoes, sir

Im digging up the garden slowly, might have to plant some tomatoes. Love them in burgers.

Looks like I will be getting my very first own doggo this weekend. Not sure what to expect, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.


 No.127462

>>127461

>Not sure what to expect

pee pee poo poo until you can get him/her toilet trained


 No.127463>>127468

>>127457

100 bucks for a pouch?

Fucking glad I moved to the Vape, gonna be a lot of bogan out there with less money and servos getting robbed for their smokes


 No.127464>>127468

>>127461

You can bring it to the park to hit on stacys


 No.127466>>127518


 No.127467>>127468

File (hide): 787329ebfb37c95⋯.mp4 (3.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, whats cooler than being co….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 0fdc7e6bc77081a⋯.webm (2.06 MB, 360x360, 1:1, P.E.T.A.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

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File (hide): 089aa95a1710400⋯.mp4 (3.1 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rachel gets rolled.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

I watched something like 800 youtube memes last night and this is the best I could get although I didnt download any memes I had already seen so that probably cut that number in half.


 No.127468

>>127463

>100 bucks for a pouch?

>Fucking glad I moved to the Vape, gonna be a lot of bogan out there with less money and servos getting robbed for their smokes

Good move VapeNeet. And, yeah, youre right about the inevitable crime rise that will come with the hike.

>>127464

>You can bring it to the park to hit on stacys

Its a Spoodle. Think its one of those cute doggos the Staceys like too.

>>127467

>I watched something like 800 youtube memes last night and this is the best I could get although I didnt download any memes I had already seen so that probably cut that number in half.

Thanks Neet. Those were great.


 No.127472>>127474

Just moped and vacuumed the floors, gonna get bulk gbps from mummy


 No.127474

>>127472

>Just moped and vacuumed the floors, gonna get bulk gbps from mummy

Just cut my hair and had a shave. Got no points, but feels good.


 No.127475

Been so quiet lately, last Friday/Saturday was REAL NEET HOURS

Just about to have a workout, lets hope it's a good one lads.


 No.127476>>127478 >>127480 >>127485 >>127489 >>127501 >>127515

File (hide): 5ed0cf4a83032e3⋯.jpg (96.46 KB, 750x750, 1:1, 1494990285457.jpg) (h) (u)

Just found this on 4ch pol. So true.

"Before social media, a woman could always find a willing man. Then social media and tinder came and they had a catalog of willing men to choose from. Now, as a result of this unlimited source of willing men on demand, women no longer need dating. There is no more courtship; there is no more obligation to bring something to the table. If one guy rejects her she gives him a soft next and sits back and lets the next chad in line grovel at her until his attention and resources stop flowing, ad-infinitum.

Because of social media women have been spoiled by having an unnaturally large selection that they have reduced men to a resource, moreso than men have reduced women to fuck holes. Do not fall for the personality meme because it won't get you laid. Your personality is the only resource she can extract from you on social media in the form of attention and entertainment.

>"say something creative"

>"be interesting"

Already admitting she's just here for her entertainment. Oh, you matched? She's got two chads and a sugar daddy on speed dial. She doesn't need you. You are just attention and entertainment to her. Tinder is nothing more than a scratch off lottery tickets for women: they're fun but she's hoping for her chad jackpot. That's her end goal. She will string you along with false hope of eventually giving you the honor to buy her a measly cup of coffee until she decides she wants to wait on more options.

That's modern female dating in a nutshell. Literally sit back and wait for Chad, but put up a lofty list of demands to procure the best beta entertainers. You have been reduced to nothing more than a court jester.

>"feed me pizza tee-hee and tickle my muffin top."

Even the fat slobs do not even need to try to seem appealing to men, in fact they do the opposite because they know they can.

If you have never gotten laid by a half-decent woman from tinder are wasting your time. If you've ever purchased cuck points or beta boosts you need to slap yourself."


 No.127477

smoking is degenerate so im glad they're making it cost more so less people smoke.


 No.127478>>127479 >>127518

>>127476

I really don't understand the intentions of average men who use those apps. Surely you're going to have more success IRL where you aren't being directly compared to Chad's 8/10 face and abs?


 No.127479

>>127478

>I really don't understand the intentions of average men who use those apps. Surely you're going to have more success IRL where you aren't being directly compared to Chad's 8/10 face and abs?

Youre right Neet.


 No.127480>>127484

>>127476

>taking anything from 4chan /pol/ seriously

retard alert


 No.127481>>127482

File (hide): 43539cf3aca33c5⋯.jpg (219.55 KB, 800x480, 5:3, 1495084806007 - Copy.jpg) (h) (u)

/aus/ NEET sponsored by Fanta.

The 1930's taste you love.


 No.127482

>>127481

>drinking the sugar jew


 No.127483>>127488 >>127494 >>127497

>>127459

Is it really even worth it? It'll be banned here soon so might as well enjoy it while it lasts.


 No.127484>>127487

File (hide): 441af764991107d⋯.jpg (40.01 KB, 600x615, 40:41, 1494630712367.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127480

>>taking anything from 4chan /pol/ seriously

>retard alert

Oh, I'm sorry. Please enlighten us with your wisdom. Tell us about your countless encounters with women. No, porn doesnt count. Neither does your Mummybot or Sisterbot.


 No.127485>>127514

>>127476

what are cuck points and beta boosts?


 No.127486>>127492 >>127518

Anyone here binge drink? What do you drink?

Usually I have beer/cocktails for the first 4-5 standard drinks, then I drink spirits out of the bottle


 No.127487>>127514

>>127484

There's always been sluts and always will be, plenty of non stacies out there just gotta go look for em


 No.127488>>127490

>>127483

It costs seven dollars for a 30 pack of generic panadeine extra and it feels pretty good. Opiate use was one of the few items on my bucket list that wasn't hindered by being a NEET so I tried it.


 No.127489>>127514

>>127476

Can you find the thread pls? All I can find is a /tv/ thread


 No.127490>>127491

>>127488

Good luck on your cenno drug test


 No.127491

>>127490

They're only testing for ice, ecstasy and weed. He'll be right, mate


 No.127492>>127493 >>127514 >>127518

File (hide): 0302edc29cbd2c9⋯.mp4 (2.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Do-Do-Do-Do-Do_Dora.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): 604501d473713b6⋯.mp4 (1.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jet fuel.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

File (hide): a1866978d11a001⋯.mp4 (7.25 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Shooting.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>127486

Binge drinking is a normalfaggot sport, kills your mind and your body so you arent motivated to become a better person.


 No.127493>>127495 >>127498 >>127518

>>127492

gettin drunk feels good tho


 No.127494>>127496 >>127500 >>127504

>>127483

Typical degenerate mindset you're not better than any other subhuman ape.


 No.127495>>127496 >>127500

>>127493

nigger detected


 No.127496>>127503 >>127528

>>127494

>>127495

'Muh degeneracy' is becoming stale. If you have a point to make then make it.


 No.127497>>127506

>>127483

Trying legal drugs right before they become illegal is an even more retarded idea than taking drugs normally


 No.127498>>127518

>>127493

being very drunk and then becoming not drunk doesn't though


 No.127499

File (hide): ba5f5d78fbf7e6d⋯.jpg (8.89 KB, 259x241, 259:241, Maid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127430

Morning, I only just woke up. Am slightly hungover and need to stay sober-enough to drive to my JSA appointment tomorrow morning. It's going to be a long night.

>>127448

Good stuff m8, what course are you doing?

>>127453

Pic-related, it's you


 No.127500>>127514

>>127494

>>127495

We aren't ascetic NEETs here m8. Most of us have already accepted that society is only going to get worse and not better, nihilists of the sort.

I don't drink often, and I don't do any illegal drugs, so I might not have the best perspective on this, but most drug use comes from depression, which is the norm in the current state the world is in.


 No.127501

>>127476

I enjoyed this post. Thanks.


 No.127502>>127505 >>127508 >>127520

Some pretty comfy weather ahead for WA, I look forward to not going outside all weekend


 No.127503>>127514

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>>127496

Drugs like alcohol and weed allow normalfags to be happy and complacent in their hellish wageslave lives. This means that any effort against the system has to compete with drugs that not only remove your will to fight but also deteriorate your mind and body further increasing the apathy toward change the system.


 No.127504

File (hide): 25debc9bdf9ca23⋯.png (94.57 KB, 300x300, 1:1, unnamed.png) (h) (u)

>>127494

This blasphemy against the holy Dan shall not be tolerated


 No.127505>>127508

>>127502

Gonna be comfy, they reckon a storm tomorrow


 No.127506

>>127497

Not illegal, prescription only


 No.127507>>127509 >>127512

>>127226

>What about the beach in summer

I don't find that activity appealing.

>university (as in studying there)

I already have no money and don't want to get into a HECS debt. I might do TAFE however.

>On a different note, what do you actually want in a woman? What are your requirements or preferences? That is, if you still want a girlfriend.

I don't have many requirements.

>low partner count

>loyal

>looks average

>previous relationships have been long in length (many short ones means she picks poor men, choices)

I could get into my autistic looks requirements and personality traits, but I think I can ignore them if those above simple prerequisites are met. I sort of want a gf, but I am not sure they would take too kindly to my mental problems, and being a NEET. Ideally, I would like a NEET gf, one that is as much of a failure as me (with the context of women however, that might mean promiscuous), somewhat introverted.

The chances of this happening however, are slim at best. I am nowhere where I need to be looks wise, and need to work on my social skills. I think its pragmatic that I won't have any relationship success for a long time, there is only a slight chance if I fix those things. Sorry for taking a while to reply, was busy.


 No.127508>>127520

>>127502

>>127505

I plan on going to the shops tomorrow and just relaxing all weekend, might get into some reading.


 No.127509>>127510 >>127511 >>127512 >>127514

>>127507

TAFE is fucking expensive now I hear. In some cases worse than uni.


 No.127510

>>127509

There goes one thing to look forward to.


 No.127511

>>127509

Yeah I wanted to do a laboratory technician course about a year and a half ago and it was over $7000, really didn't feel like having some sort of hecs debt for tafe.


 No.127512>>127517

File (hide): ccf261687fec5c9⋯.jpg (99.99 KB, 540x540, 1:1, homesick.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127507

>>127509

Boomer mentality:

You have to pay thousands for your education even though mine was free.

If there was a mass movement to stop going to Uni and TAFE altogether would we crash the system…. with no survivors?


 No.127513>>127516

>>127452

Greentext your mission, if you survive that is.

>>127455

Thanks for the advice but I was only fantasizing. I could never casually talk to any grill in that manner as I have nothing to offer and therefore zero confidence. Just…


 No.127514>>127531

File (hide): eac3ef57fac0693⋯.jpg (38.38 KB, 201x437, 201:437, 404d.JPG) (h) (u)

>>127485

>what are cuck points and beta boosts?

Something you purchase in Tinder app I'd think.

>>127487

>There's always been sluts and always will be, plenty of non stacies out there just gotta go look for em

Dont want to have to travel to Amish country to pick up.

>>127489

>Can you find the thread pls? All I can find is a /tv/ thread

It got 404. Screenshot here.

>>127492

more great vids.

>>127500

>Most of us have already accepted that society is only going to get worse and not better,

Normies think everything is going to be a-ok.

>>127503

>Drugs like alcohol and weed allow normalfags to be happy and complacent in their hellish wageslave lives. This means that any effort against the system has to compete with drugs that not only remove your will to fight but also deteriorate your mind and body further increasing the apathy toward change the system.

Stoned Ape Theory Neet.

>>127509

>TAFE is fucking expensive now I hear. In some cases worse than uni.

Was told by a gov guy today that Uni AND Tafe prices are going up. AND Hecs debts will have to be paid off regardless of any income threshhold.


 No.127515>>127521

>>127457

Is that NZ-NEET? I wish you all the luck with that course and in giving up smokes.

>>127461

>tfw live in a no-pets-allowed rental property

Just don't visit this board, /zoo

>>127476

>tfw no qt swamp gf


 No.127516

>>127513

>if you survive

i did and it was horrible

>try some new store because i was out and about with dad

>tomatoes looked bretty gud and weren't too mushy

>fill up a bag and head to the cashier

>some young red head with a nose ring and loads of makeup

>she fiddles around with the last customer's receipt before sliding my tomatoes onto the scales

>reads out the price

>hand her money i had ready beforehand

>looks away and goes for something on the other side of the counter

>just stand there with note in hand for a few secs

>o-okay

>finishes doing whatever and takes my money

>triple check the change and receipt on the way out

>hey neet, watch the shopping for me so i can grab some stuff i'll never eat from woolies


 No.127517>>127519 >>127553

>>127512

>If there was a mass movement to stop going to Uni and TAFE altogether would we crash the system…. with no survivors?

Yes. It's impossible for a decent society to exist without a population of educated and intelligent, industrious and non-corrupt workers. Education should be free.


 No.127518>>127522

>>127478

Stacy uses her phone 24/7 so even when you're speaking to one IRL she's arranging hook-ups with other men. You either need to be very rich or good-looking to hold her attention.

>>127466

$239…

>>127486

Pretty much every time I buy alcohol. Just Dan My Liver Up

>cocktails

Get a load of Mr.Fancy over here

>>127492

>>127493

>>127498

All true


 No.127519>>127553

File (hide): e578cfa18c4469f⋯.mp4 (4.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pulp compression.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>127517

education definitely shouldn't be free past a certain point, we do not need tax funded womens studies degrees but we should have a grant system in place to allow those of lower income to achieve at real degrees if they have shown the motivation and potential.

We need to strip down the corporatization of universities from "more degrees= more money" to something closer to "smarter people = richer society". Free education just means government paid business which means low quality, nonsense.


 No.127520

File (hide): ce2e0bb3ec6de97⋯.png (12.68 KB, 621x207, 3:1, Comfy Forecast.png) (h) (u)

>>127502

Same here in QLD

>>127508

Sounds good, I've got a Bryce Courtenay novel and George Orwell's 1984 to enjoy.


 No.127521>>127536 >>127553

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>>127515

>Is that NZ-NEET? I wish you all the luck with that course and in giving up smokes.

Nope. OldNEET. I'm the Frank Reynolds of NEETs.


 No.127522>>127524 >>127525 >>127536 >>127539

>>127518

Kobo Glo is $99 on JB refurbished, I got my H2O on sale, I use the waterproof function when I bath, it's pretty nice to be able to read when it's raining under my patio as well.

Eating some leftover roast chicken and mashed potatoes tonight. What about you guys?


 No.127523>>127524 >>127529 >>127530 >>127536


 No.127524

>>127522

baked lamb chops

>>127523

rip


 No.127525>>127527 >>127537

>>127522

I'm eating dog food, found a nice bus stop to spend the night at


 No.127527

>>127525

>I'm eating dog food, found a nice bus stop to spend the night at

Fancy dinner and comfy accommodation.


 No.127528

>>127496

My point is you have the same mindset of your typical hedonistic leftist.


 No.127529>>127532

>>127523

>some cuck died

Good


 No.127530


 No.127531>>127533

>>127514

>Hecs debts will have to be paid off regardless of any income threshhold.

NEET prisons? I wonder who's behind that.

How long until chain gangs are made to chant "We are Deadly, we are Inclusive, we are Max"?


 No.127532>>127538 >>127545

>>127529

>>some cuck died

>Good

Seriously, go fuck yourself.

If you dont know who Cornell is, you should be fucking ashamed. Youre out of the NEET club.


 No.127533

>>127531

Probably in the next 5 years


 No.127536>>127573

>>127521

Good evening, my only old friend

>>127522

>What about you guys?

Beer

>>127523

RIP. How big of a fan are you? I think I've only listened to Superunknown and some songs from his Audioslave days. I remember seeing Black Hole Sun for the first time on Rage, as well as the debut of Audioslave's first single. I miss those days…


 No.127537>>127541

>>127525

Mad max?


 No.127538>>127540 >>127542 >>127573

>>127532

I am not the guy who you are replying to, but I have never heard of him. What was he famous for? Maybe I am one of the youngest here so I haven't heard about him.


 No.127539>>127540

>>127522

>Eating some leftover roast chicken and mashed potatoes tonight. What about you guys?

Cooking some pre-made chicken kiev's and some chips with chicken salt. Might cook some mixed vegetables on the side.


 No.127540

>>127538

Was the front-man of the bands Soundgarden and Audioslave, the former being the most famous/popular during the 1990's

>>127539

The chips are the vegetables


 No.127541>>127543

>>127537

>Mad MAX


 No.127542

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127538

Great voice, likes music. Just waiting for Dicky and Halford to kick the bucket now.


 No.127543>>127573

>>127541

MAX would still exist in the apocalypse.


 No.127544>>127551

The NEETtinator

"Come with me if you want the bux"


 No.127545>>127546 >>127573

>>127532

He was some profag liberal who made shit music


 No.127546>>127550

>>127545

>not being able to sympathize with the death of someone because they disagreed with you


 No.127548>>127549 >>127552 >>127553 >>127589

File (hide): d7c50b0ee7d3f42⋯.png (32.81 KB, 600x500, 6:5, hairdresser.png) (h) (u)

NEETs when they go to the hairdresser


 No.127549>>127552

>>127548

>not bringing in a picture of stalin


 No.127550

>>127546

>caring about somebody who promotes my races death


 No.127551

>>127544

>He doesn't feel responsibility, commitment or guilt and he absolutely will not stop ever until he's on the DSP


 No.127552>>127553

>>127548

I might actually get that haircut

>>127549

I can't grow his mustache


 No.127553>>127554 >>127557 >>127559 >>127561 >>127569 >>127572 >>127573 >>127597

File (hide): 85393d614a25ad3⋯.jpg (130.23 KB, 897x1206, 299:402, Young Stalin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127455

>I'd recommend against asking a girl out at work

This. Once my co-workers and I went out as a group. I didn't want to but because they never went out with me before, they kept pleading and offered to pay/provide my drinks for me. Naturally I ended up drinking a lot. I then proceeded to hookup with this female co-worker we had. It was awkward as fuck considering it was only my second kiss ever (I still have not had my third kiss, and remain a virgin). That and it was in front of all the other co-workers.

>>127517

>>127519

Unfortunately in most cases, free education = free indoctrination.

>>127521

Is Always Sunny worth watching?

>>127548

Do any of you NEETs cut your own hair or have down so in the past?

>>127552

I think he means that photo of young Stalin.


 No.127554>>127555 >>127559

>>127553

>Do any of you NEETs cut your own hair or have down so in the past?

I do, but it's not really a haircut, just a number 1 with the electric shaver.

>tfw going bald


 No.127555>>127556 >>127558 >>127559

>>127554

I have longish hair because I'm balding. I'm afraid that I'll cut it and it'll never grow back.


 No.127556>>127573

>>127555

I used to keep my hair long to cover the balding areas around my temples but decided to just go with a shaved look with a light beard, works pretty good.


 No.127557>>127559

>>127553

>Do any of you NEETs cut your own hair or have down so in the past?

Yes and yes. Much cheaper and many less people I have to interact with when I do it myself. I'd say it's been maybe five years since I've had a professional haircut.


 No.127558

>>127555

Save up your money for an Ashley Martin appointment


 No.127559>>127560 >>127597

>>127553

>down so

*done so

>>127554

>>127555

If it suited me I would permanently go buzzcut.

>easy to cut

>no bad hair days

>low maintenance

>step out of the shower, hair already dry

>>127557

I have never been to a professional barber/hairdresser in my life, in all actuality. Up until I was 16, my dad would just give me a buzzcut. It never really suited me, but muh autism made me not care. I jut looked at hair existentially - it being dead cells on your head. So it made no sense to me how a hairstyle could make someone attractive or not. Then I realised it can, and more importantly girls notice these things.

So I started cutting my own hair. Short sides and back. I fucked it up once and had to go skinhead. Right now I'm growing my hair out because I have not had long hair for ten yeas now, and I might now get a chance if I go bald when I get older.


 No.127560

>>127559

>now get a chance

*not get a chance

My spelling has been just awful tonight.


 No.127561>>127573

>>127553

I tried but the back is nearly impossible to do by yourself if you're using scissors


 No.127563>>127564 >>127565 >>127568 >>127575 >>127598

What are we up to this weekend NEETs?


 No.127564>>127609

>>127563

Might go to the library and get some books out. Might go for a drive too.


 No.127565

>>127563

Heading down the coast to have a few drinks with some normies.


 No.127568>>127596

>>127563

drinking grandin sparkling wine and smoking weed (hopefully) and playing double xp weekend in runescape


 No.127569>>127570 >>127578

File (hide): 242189e6bdd3984⋯.jpg (163.74 KB, 792x960, 33:40, 242.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127553

>>127553

>>I'd recommend against asking a girl out at work

>

>This. Once my co-workers and I went out as a group. I didn't want to but because they never went out with me before, they kept pleading and offered to pay/provide my drinks for me. Naturally I ended up drinking a lot. I then proceeded to hookup with this female co-worker we had.


 No.127570>>127578

>>127569

honestly this tbh


 No.127572

>>127553

I cut my own hair and by cut my own hair I mean I shave it all off.


 No.127573>>127591 >>127598

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127536

>Good evening, my only old friend

Right back at you Neet. Keep on being awesome.

>>127536

>RIP. How big of a fan are you? I think I've only listened to Superunknown and some songs from his Audioslave days. I remember seeing Black Hole Sun for the first time on Rage, as well as the debut of Audioslave's first single. I miss those days…

I spent my partying and pub years with his music. Was the soundtrack to a much more pleasant time in the world. Which I surely miss.

>>127538

>I am not the guy who you are replying to, but I have never heard of him. What was he famous for? Maybe I am one of the youngest here so I haven't heard about him.

He was frontman for Soundgarden, which basically paved the way for all the alternative music of the 90s.

>>127543

>MAX would still exist in the apocalypse.

In that new Mad Max film MAX Employment services would be Immortan Joe and his empire of goons. Max himself would be a Neet and the 'wives' are the tendies MAX wants.

>>127545

>He was some profag liberal who made shit music

fag- projecting your own sexuality there m8.

>>127553

>Unfortunately in most cases, free education = free indoctrination.

No truer words there.

>>127553

>Is Always Sunny worth watching?

I'm depressed as fuck and dont find anything funny but that show. Its pretty good.

>>127553

>Do any of you NEETs cut your own hair or have down so in the past?

Yesterday. Wet hair, get big scissors, use fingers as a guage and cut. 2 fingers grab hair like finger scissors and just cut above that. 2 inches long now maybe. Havnt had a 'proper' haircut in a decade. They always made it looked fucked up.

>>127556

>I used to keep my hair long to cover the balding areas around my temples but decided to just go with a shaved look with a light beard, works pretty good.

Better to just own that shit. Good work.

>>127561

>I tried but the back is nearly impossible to do by yourself if you're using scissors

Think I'm going to have to do a tutorial or a video when my hair gets long enough for you Neets. The back is the easiest part.


 No.127574>>127577 >>127600

Caught a cold from some normie, serves me right for going outside I suppose.


 No.127575

>>127563

Nothing because it will be raining


 No.127576>>127577

Morning cunts


 No.127577

>>127574

you catch a cold now so you don't have to suffer through the best part of winter

>>127576

morning


 No.127578>>127579

>>127569

>>127570

That was years ago, and like I said I hate going out and have not had a third kiss yet. I remain a hand hold-less virgin, and I have never had a date or gf. That experience only made me more socially autistic.


 No.127579

>>127578

I am khv to m8, don't worry


 No.127580

*too


 No.127581>>127582

File (hide): 6bbb4d847f10a4c⋯.jpg (97.01 KB, 768x768, 1:1, femmy.jpg) (h) (u)

Browsed through RSVP out of boredom.

Apparently this QT is mixed race? Looks like hispanic in her, or a bit of Pajeet?

I have no intentions of dating.


 No.127582>>127584

>>127581

FAKE

it's this girl:

https://www.instagram.com/danilanio_/

from the united states


 No.127583>>127584

File (hide): 452125a959107fc⋯.jpg (57.54 KB, 640x960, 2:3, meals for one.jpg) (h) (u)

Think I might just stay in bed all day.

Too cold and wet to go outside.


 No.127584

>>127582

Yeah I was expecting something like that.

I don't have an RSVP account.

>>127583

I'm just gonna sit in the lounge all day.


 No.127585>>127590

File (hide): 4e395dfc7e86b29⋯.jpg (796.07 KB, 2400x1611, 800:537, ap0170-22.jpg) (h) (u)

Wake up. Eat. NEET. Sleep. Repeat.

I want to visit the Congo.


 No.127586>>127587 >>127593 >>127595 >>127599

File (hide): d71044c5cceef0c⋯.gif (1.07 MB, 290x189, 290:189, 8FxEa.gif) (h) (u)

>Be on certs for 9 months

>Have an (((Employment Services Assessment)))

>Lady basically forces me into accepting an appointment for "Break Thru People Solutions" (lol)

So now I've been getting texts from both MAX and Break Thru at the same time. Hopefully when I get my next cert it will keep both the cunts at bay


 No.127587>>127588

>>127586

I thought if you have certs you dont have to deal with them?


 No.127588

>>127587

my last cert ran out.


 No.127589

>>127548

I haven't been to a hairdresser or barber in years, but when I did I enjoyed having a woman press her breasts against me when she got close-enough. Those aprons they put on you aren't just for deflecting hair from your body but also for hiding boners.


 No.127590>>127592

>>127585

>I want to visit the Congo.

Why the fuck would you want to go there of all places?


 No.127591

>>127573

>fag- projecting your own sexuality there m8.

I said he was profag not a fag you illiterate spastic

>muh projecting


 No.127592

>>127590

get ebola


 No.127593

>>127586

>not being on the dsp


 No.127595

File (hide): a81b12bed1c4abb⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 400x662, 200:331, pepepoopoo.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 52761460cb666a7⋯.jpg (14.57 KB, 199x199, 1:1, pepeididpoopoo.jpg) (h) (u)

>>127586

>tfw based malay doctor has been giving me med certs since 2011


 No.127596

>>127568

everything will be going according to plan except i've not been sleeping very much this week and feel sick


 No.127597

>>127553

Yes, and it's a pain in the arse getting the back of your head even when only giving yourself a buzzcut. It's times like those that I wish for a friend/gf to be able to assist.

>>127559

>I might not get a chance if I go bald when I get older

I've been mulling over similar thoughts recently, I've actually never let my hair grow longer than 2 or 3 inches. Now that I'm in my 30's I think I should at least experience shoulder-length or longer hair once in my pathetic life. My hair is thick and quite dry though which isn't easy to maintain.


 No.127598>>127601

>>127563

Drinking my remaining alcohol reserves, pondering suicide, eagerly-awaiting Monday's payday (cheers wagies). Thought I was completely broke before I realised I had $10 in another bank account, so might buy a cheap Dominos pizza or two.

>>127573

He apparently committed suicide while in a hotel bathroom only a few hours after a gig, wonder what method he used. Will find out when the autopsy report is released. Pretty sad to think that even with that level of success you can still be susceptible to shit like depression.


 No.127599

>>127586

I just go back from one of my monthly appointments, only to be told that come June I'll have to attend weekly group sessions. There was some talk of this recently in the gens where an anon found out that it wasn't compulsory, hopefully it isn't for me either and those JSA cunts are just trying to milk the government for every cent that they can get by trying to force you into these bullshit schemes.


 No.127600

>>127574

I got a cold too and I've been alone for the past week


 No.127601>>127602 >>127604

>>127598

>He apparently committed suicide while in a hotel bathroom only a few hours after a gig, wonder what method he used. Will find out when the autopsy report is released. Pretty sad to think that even with that level of success you can still be susceptible to shit like depression.

Hung himself 3 hours after the concert ended.

Left a 20 something daughter, 2 young kids and a wife. Sad.


 No.127602>>127604 >>127624

>>127601

Get ready for the movie and box sets to be released so goldstein can milk his death


 No.127603>>127625

File (hide): 5eccf45b6a49827⋯.png (451.87 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1495129022183.png) (h) (u)

I know theres BroadyNEET, but how many Melbourne NEETS do we have here?


 No.127604

>>127601

I'm awaiting the day of news that a member of Metallica has died (Trujilo excluded), I hope I'm dead before that day comes.

>>127602

Yup, and the faux tributes by millinneals at upcoming American music awards shows.


 No.127605>>127607

Canada Bill just passed.

Now its a criminal offence if you DONT use the trannies/snowflakes preferred 'name' and 'pronouns'

Welcome to the End.


 No.127606

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Love this song. No female JSA-employee will ever change me


 No.127607>>127608

File (hide): 22e870009b35504⋯.jpg (63.08 KB, 550x550, 1:1, Avril Lavigne.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f9ebb8c4019ea37⋯.jpg (327.45 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, Eugenie Bouchard.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>127605

>Canadians

Aside from their cucked government they do produce some stunning women


 No.127608

>>127607

>they do produce some stunning women

Certainly do.


 No.127609>>127611 >>127626

File (hide): 134615518f4d85f⋯.png (995.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Library QT 1.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 828cbf75382a568⋯.png (1008.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Library QT 2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1fd2c3dd04af151⋯.png (556.42 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Library QT 3.png) (h) (u)

>>127564

Books aren't they only thing you'll find at libraries these days…


 No.127610>>127613 >>127628

File (hide): d70f4a8d48af8b6⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 4608x3456, 4:3, 1495170425395-1850653734.jpg) (h) (u)

Paying Dan a visit


 No.127611>>127613 >>127623

>>127609

None of that shit at my library, just druggies and screaming kids


 No.127612>>127613 >>127614 >>127623

File (hide): d650c0b01fb7bc9⋯.png (49.51 KB, 232x254, 116:127, bbc.png) (h) (u)

>browse'n jbhifi second hand games

>see guitar hero: metallica for 5 bucks

>tracklist is pretty good so buy it

>realise on the way home that i need the dongle for the guitar

>search for the dongle and can't find it

JUST

i'm thinking of going to a joint in town that plays board games friday nights. i walked it past one day but got anxiety just thinking of going near there. be good if you could drink beers in there but i think it's a definite no no as it's a commercial premise. no friends is driving me insane


 No.127613>>127615 >>127616 >>127621

>>127610

Post pics of your bounty

>>127611

>just single mothers and their /hebe-tier offspring

I'm a glass half full kind of guy

>>127612

>Guitar hero

>tracklist of one of the world's greatest artists is "pretty good"

>complains of a missing dongle

>muh proprietary hardware

KYS


 No.127614>>127616

>>127612

just buy a cheapo guitar and learn to play it for reals


 No.127615

>>127613

>just single mothers and their /hebe-tier offspring

Pretty sure it was a class for toddlers mate, they were singing play school songs


 No.127616>>127617 >>127618 >>127623

>>127613

>KYS

i want to, i dearly want to

>>127614

been there, done that. got a digital piano but requires massive brainpower to learn anything. i just want something to piss away time without much effort. maybe i should look into meth…


 No.127617

>>127616

>maybe i should look into meth…

You're probably better off becoming an undercover photographer like that other guy


 No.127618>>127619 >>127620

>>127616

>requires massive brainpower to learn anything

maybe that's why asians are the best musicians


 No.127619>>127622

>>127618

kpop is fine art mate


 No.127620>>127622

>>127618

they're technically good but artistically shit


 No.127621

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>>127613

Got this but have about 12 beers left in the fridge from tuesday


 No.127622

>>127619

kpop is shit but takes a lot from the disco era which was also shit

>>127620

that's what hipsters say about the realism era of art but yeah i almost skip over any classical piece done by an asian since they're all about muh tempo muh technique


 No.127623

>>127611

>None of that shit at my library, just druggies and screaming kids

Ive got junkies and boguns all using the computers and internet to try to scam people at my local library.

>>127612

>no friends is driving me insane

Take the black pill - 'friends' are highly overrated. Most are only looking out for themselves and dont really give 2 shits other than what they can get out of the 'friendship' - how they can benefit from it.

>>127616

>been there, done that. got a digital piano but requires massive brainpower to learn anything.

get a guitar - learn 3 barre chord shapes - move same shapes up and down neck - can play pretty much any song.


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>>127602

>the hebrew vultures won't even leave a dead man his dignity

Of course they'll reduce his life to a dramatic story arc. They would host posthumous concerts featuring his puppeteered corpse if they were permitted.


 No.127625

>>127603

saw that in a recent pol thread lol


 No.127626

>>127609

Do you just whip out your phone and try to not be obvious?


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>before

on the left during my NEET weekly shopping trip and dreading my work out

now

on the right ready to enjoy a comfy weekend

here's to some comfiness NEETs


 No.127628>>127630 >>127631

>>127610

Edgewater Dan's I see.

I've just been hanging in the lounge all day watching TV, will read a bit more later in the evening.


 No.127629

>>127627

I'll be comfy this weekend too, will need to get a new med cert next week to update my 2 week one


 No.127630

>>127628

Yeh one on joondalup drive, the old bitch always asks me for id


 No.127631

>>127628

what's on tv in the current year?


 No.127635

New thread >>127633




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