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▶fucking americans and the stupid fucking emu war cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 07:51:36 No.124401>>124449 >>124459 >>124470 >>124472 >>125099 >>128051 >>128283 >>130156 >>130157 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I'm so fucking sick of other countries bringing up the Emu War, you can't say one fucking thing to them without them bringing it up, especially fucking Americans

I just have to sit there humiliated as they all laugh at their fucking overused fucking joke

Is there really nothing on that level of embarrassing that I can bring up to counter that shit?

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 11:50:39 No.124438

tell em about drop emus

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 12:41:09 No.124449

>>124401 (OP)

>can't even handle the bantz

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 12:41:24 No.124450

:^)

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 12:41:53 No.124452

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▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 14:03:33 No.124459

>>124401 (OP)

>Is there really nothing on that level of embarrassing that I can bring up to counter that shit?

They fought a war with eachother to free the niggers they kept as slaves

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 17:21:52 No.124470

>>124401 (OP)

Lighten up a little, lad. I personally prefer those fat cunts to pommy fucks.

▶cunt 05/01/17 (Mon) 20:24:10 No.124472

>>124401 (OP)

You lost the emu war. Reap what you've sown.

▶cunt 05/02/17 (Tue) 03:19:12 No.124490>>124492 >>124728

we had no casualties at emu war

didnt ami bombed itself in pacific ww2?

▶cunt 05/02/17 (Tue) 04:35:49 No.124492>>124729

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>>124490

No

We bombed Canadians technically

▶cunt 05/02/17 (Tue) 06:54:20 No.124503>>124505

Anyone who laughs at the Emu war hasn't ever tried to kill one before; fucking things are nearly bulletproof.

http://listverse.com/2013/01/18/10-embarrassing-blunders-in-us-military-history/

Here's a list, sure you could find something pretty embarrassing in there.

▶cunt 05/02/17 (Tue) 06:55:47 No.124505>>129174

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>>124503

They let their capital city get burned down by the Canadians and Brits, which is pretty fucking embarrassing.

▶cunt 05/03/17 (Wed) 12:52:34 No.124728

>>124490

America also lost to a bunch of angry Brisbane locals who were laughing the next day and offered the burgers some piss in World War 2

▶cunt 05/03/17 (Wed) 12:53:15 No.124729

>>124492

never mind you did the right thing, carry on

▶cunt 05/06/17 (Sat) 04:30:03 No.125099

>>124401 (OP)

>The truth the yank doesn't want you to know

>Australia WON the Emu War.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loZyBEfwpJI

▶cunt 05/06/17 (Sat) 14:19:08 No.125159>>125796

>Wildlife cull carried out by two half drunk soldiers and a lewis machine gun

>over 15000 emus died to their wounds later

>called a failed war

It shits me that an inaccurate jokey wikipedia page has created such a fucking shit meme that gets me so pissed the fuck off.

▶cunt 05/10/17 (Wed) 04:01:08 No.125693

Its just bantz m8. Burgers are dumb as fuck but they know it wasn't a "war" it was a culling. They just want to get a rise out of you and have been successful in doing so. There is a metric ton of shit you could fire back at the burgers m8 they are colossal fuckups and its been proven time and time again since they entered WW2

▶cunt 05/10/17 (Wed) 06:00:22 No.125706>>130310

Bring up Operaation Cottage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

We culled a bunch of Emus, they managed to fight a war without the enemy being present and still get almost 100 men killed, with 200 more injured.

▶cunt 05/10/17 (Wed) 13:47:17 No.125796

>>125159

wasn't the soldiers fault, it was the US made Lewis Gun.

Blame the Lewis Gun.

▶cunt 05/24/17 (Wed) 13:26:10 No.128051>>128075

>>124401 (OP)

Why? Emu war is fucking hilarious. We should be all over that shit.

▶cunt 05/25/17 (Thu) 00:09:17 No.128075

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>>128051

>Emu war is fucking hilarious

How dare you, My grandmother was gassed at least 3 times in the Emu war!

▶cunt 05/27/17 (Sat) 01:14:07 No.128283>>128464 >>129171 >>129296

>>124401 (OP)

this is fucking pathetic, ausfag. you get called out for something retarded like a war on fucking animals and so you run back to this board and cry to your countrymen? you're an embarassment

▶cunt 05/28/17 (Sun) 07:50:31 No.128464

>>128283

Hi OP.

▶cunt 06/02/17 (Fri) 16:57:02 No.129171>>130310

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>>128283

▶cunt 06/02/17 (Fri) 22:33:18 No.129174>>130107

>>124505

>screw up against other human beings with actual weapons

VERSUS

>birds

▶cunt 06/04/17 (Sun) 05:09:23 No.129295

The fucking yanks don't know that emu's are completely immune to .303 rounds.

▶cunt 06/04/17 (Sun) 05:37:21 No.129296

>>128283

Does this pass as trolling amongst you seppo cunts ?

No wonder your countries such a fucking mess.

▶cunt 06/09/17 (Fri) 17:45:03 No.130107>>130310 >>130311

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>>129174

>birds

and how many birds take out aircraft every year anon?

And we're not talking shitty Canadian geese-tier birds here, we're talking 7 ft tall Killing machines capable of shrugging off Machine gun fire and 9 inch serrated talons capable of decapitating a live human being aqnd use advanced tactics to attack their prey.

Not to mention they can fly like a chicken, so even if you get up high, if your not above 5 meters they can get to you.

▶cunt 06/09/17 (Fri) 18:43:09 No.130108

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▶cunt 06/10/17 (Sat) 08:25:32 No.130156

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>124401 (OP)

▶cunt 06/10/17 (Sat) 08:27:07 No.130157

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>>124401 (OP)

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▶cunt 06/11/17 (Sun) 16:22:11 No.130310

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>>129171

>>130107

kinda pretty much this

but more importantly, it was a two guys and an officer pretending the military is the way to fight feral wildlife. The emus may have "won" the first round (by fleeing harder), but once the government agreed to pay farmers bounties on emus, the emus lost. Massively.

Anyone that is actually tearing-up because murkins try to do their "leaf" thing on us with the emu war needs to grow a pair.

BUT, as a meme, this shit's golden

Correction: THIS shit's golden!!!! >>125706 That is astounding. This is your ticket home, OP.

▶cunt 06/11/17 (Sun) 16:29:14 No.130311>>130316

>>130107

There's also how Wedgies are making easy prey of UAV/Drones.

>Trump removes the mask to reveal he was a Lizardman all along.

>Uses the USA's most highly-trained Millennial Marines to invade the rest of the planet.

>They can't hold the line in Aussie because FUCKING BIRDS.

▶cunt 06/11/17 (Sun) 23:00:05 No.130316>>130325 >>130329

>>130311

>There's also how Wedgies are making easy prey of UAV/Drones.

LOL, are they seriously? First I've heard of it, but I'm neither surprised nor impressed -- if they'll go hanggliders and parachutes, why not drones?

What IS it with them, tho', are they just THAT territorial that they see a brightly coloured pterodactyl-sized "bird" and say, "GTFO of my sky, bitch"?

>>They can't hold the line in Aussie because FUCKING BIRDS.

Well, if the crocs, spiders, snakes, roos, wombats and dropbears don't fuck up their infantry forces first.

No one could seriously conquer this place. Hell, it's not like we really have. The animals just let us live here.

▶cunt 06/12/17 (Mon) 01:52:56 No.130325

>>130316

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-11-17/wedge-tailed-eagles-bring-down-drones-in-goldfields/8033056

Food is scarce out there, so not wanting to share is an evolved strategy..

▶cunt 06/12/17 (Mon) 03:08:58 No.130329>>130434

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