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WHITE NATIONALIST RECRUITING CENTRE - Come at me ASIO! :^) IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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 No.118343>>118345 >>118566 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

OLD: >>117422

Discord: https://discord.gg/UNYyPZ6

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

2 months into the year to date. What have we achieved? I went to the dentist so there is that.

 No.118345

>>118343 (OP)

I took a shower


 No.118346>>118347

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just fucked my shit up, lads


 No.118347>>118348

>>118346

Fuck your own shit up please

Most of us have shit to fuck up and not much time to do it in


 No.118348

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>>118347

I got only 24 hours to unfuck my shit lads.

#pray4cunt


 No.118349>>118350 >>118351 >>118352

I think I've accidentally gotten myself a job. Just fuck my shit up neetos


 No.118350

>>118349

you should be on the dsp m8


 No.118351

>>118349

Did you just send out resume's and not expecting to get one?


 No.118352

>>118349

what's the job?


 No.118355>>118357 >>118358 >>118363 >>118368 >>118422 >>118461

Fuck cunts look at this Aussie girl on instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/karinairby/?hl=en

Muh diiiiick.

Also anyone reckon the captcha on this fuckin' site is ridiculously hard?


 No.118357

>>118355

The captchas are shit sometimes, nice girl btw


 No.118358>>118359

>>118355

Always wonder what these Instagram chicks are like in real life, I checked out a few normies from my high school and their Instagram lives are much more glamorous than their real lives but I already knew that

I went to a high school wtih drop kicks but imagine going to school with this chick and seeing her like that now, god damn


 No.118359>>118360 >>118361

>>118358

I doubt their lives are particularly glamorous, but I don't give a fuck. Her body is out of this fucking world. She's the next stage of female human evolution.


 No.118360>>118362

>>118359

Moral issues aside - if cloning ever gets available it would be pretty cool to design your ultimate gf.


 No.118361>>118365

>>118359

I wonder if she had work gone or not, her transformation pic on her profile was pretty drastic

A lot of the American thick fitness girls I see from time to time have all had implants doesn't mean they're not still hot af though


 No.118362>>118366

>>118360

Would this lead to 3d animu girls?


 No.118363>>118364

>>118355

Common whore, cunt's probably beaten and thrashed to bits.

Better times to be had jerking off to a public toilet


 No.118364

>>118363

Bit bitter tonight mate?


 No.118365


 No.118366>>118367

>>118362

In a sense. What I am trying to propose is something completely devoid of morals, that is designing a human gf solely for your own purpose.

It is an interesting concept I think about a lot. The only real objection I have with it is the fact that creating a sentient life for solely selfish purposes is morally unjust.

I guess it would be better to have it in VR - that way we don't have to worry about moral conundrum that a real life version may pose.


 No.118367

>>118366

I guess I get the appeal from a sexual point of view, but in my opinion a long term gf needs to be a real person who you have real compatibility with and who can be a real partner in life. Not just some sex doll who does whatever you say.


 No.118368>>118369

>>118355

What a fucking slut

And yes her ass is fake


 No.118369>>118370

>>118368

doesnt look fake to me. shes got the legs to match it as well. looks like she just eats and squats.


 No.118370>>118371

>>118369

She must use the shitting street often then


 No.118371>>118372

>>118370

i'd like to watch her take a shit


 No.118372

>>118371

Pathetic as fuck mate. Don't be so desperate


 No.118373>>118376 >>118380 >>118422

>>118334

>You're going to have to back up that claim, NEET. Normies do have a weird obsession with 'contributing' but I can't believe anyone would actually like working. The whole point of employment is making money for your boss, that's the purpose. Nobody loves that.

I wrote an essay about this for another community which I can't reproduce

Basically yes normies like working

Normies don't know about the Jews, and if you tell them they won't believe you, normies like multicultralism, they believe the police do a good job, they believe civilization is progressing, they believe "every race has some bad apples", they believe in the 9-5, they believe you can't escape the rat-race - "its what you gotta do!" etc - they believe in eating "breakfast, lunch and dinner", they think its weird if you eat a chicken burger for "breakfast"

Normies have a lot of retarded beliefs, they are basically children and retarded, they have no critical thinking skills

The sooner you distance yourself from them and their way of life the better

I might finish this mini-essay later


 No.118376>>118378

>>118373

Imagine handing that into a english teacher in high school, You'd be expelled


 No.118377>>118379 >>118473

Most time when i see a sloot like this my dick get rock hard and just looking at them makes me happy.

Sometimes i feel this fucking rage, like this slut basically will live a great life and get by for being a hot bitch and there are so many other people in the world who will always live in misery.

I really think about raping one of these whores. How good it would feel for once just once to be better than these whores


 No.118378>>118381

>>118376

I think you could get away with it if you dressed it up in intellectual speak.


 No.118379>>118384

>>118377

I think we all despise people who have it somewhat easier than us. Just a fact of life really, normalfags usually had better luck, opportunities and social success than us.


 No.118380

>>118373

Continue your essay later, I am interested in hearing the rest of it.


 No.118381

>>118378

Or if you identified as an abo


 No.118382>>118684

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Varg made a pretty good video of when he lived in Iraq when he was a kid, Iraqi's were basically as retarded then as they are now


 No.118383>>118385 >>118392

Gettin real fucken tired of all the election advertising shit in WA. I saw a bunch of dumb cunts holding signs in the middle of the road at 5:30am this morning. It wasnt even light enough to see the fucking things. Also all the attack ads every five seconds on tv and signs fucking everywhere. I don't remember the federal election being this bad.


 No.118384>>118389

>>118379

Part of growing up is learning to appreciate what you have and not hate others for what they have. Neets need to be careful they don't ride the "what about me" express all the way to supreme gentleman station.


 No.118385>>118386 >>118390

>>118383

Yeah, likewise.

When I was going down the shops earlier some fuckwit with one of those election sign trucks stalled and blocked the intersection till the lights changed.

I wonder if any of that shit really has any effect


 No.118386

>>118385

Probably people volunteering so they feel like theyre """making a difference""" by harassing random people


 No.118388>>118391

holy fuck how can a girl be this adorable

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58739c135723c

anyone know what country she's from? can't work out the accent, somewhere in eastern europe, maybe czech republic? belarus? even poland?


 No.118389

>>118384

>Part of growing up is learning to appreciate what you have and not hate others for what they have.

I do both.


 No.118390>>118399

>>118385

They only do it for a month or so, I hate all the mail they send you


 No.118391

>>118388

Slav porn

>I fuck you with penis


 No.118392>>118393

>>118383

Honest question, who are you voting for? I was going to vote for one nation but since they did that preference deal with (((barnett))) I have been put off them.


 No.118393>>118394

>>118392

vote for brendon grylls and the wa nationals


 No.118394>>118395 >>118396

>>118393

Aren't the nationals the party that wants the mining tax that gives the revenue from it to the eastern states? Jewing WA


 No.118395>>118397

>>118394

That's what the TV has been telling us


 No.118396>>118399

>>118394

that's an issue with the gst, the principle of actually earning some revenue from miners making record profits is a good one


 No.118397

>>118395

Yeah I saw the ads. Its not like I oppose a mining tax, but WA should get the revenue.


 No.118399>>118400

>>118390

I got 50 tons of spam mail from both parties.

>>118396

>that's an issue with the gst,

GST? Can you elaborate pls.

>the principle of actually earning some revenue from miners making record profits is a good one

Yeah I heard BHP, etc are funding all the anti-tax adverts. I guess a tax would infringe on profits.


 No.118400>>118401

>>118399

the gst takes money from WA and gives it to other states, and it takes more money from WA if WA raises its state taxes

it's a retarded system that needs to go


 No.118401>>118402 >>118403

>>118400

So this mining tax would just be an extension of the GST and therefore be subject to giving the proceeds to the eastern states?


 No.118402>>118403 >>118404

>>118401

the gst formula is very complex but essentially wa raising mining taxes means it gets less gst and doesn't end up massively better off

brendon grylls is still based and you should still vote for him though


 No.118403

>>118401

>>118402

Should just go to neetbux, couldn't give a shit about the gst share.

As long as the roads work and I have internet its all good


 No.118404

>>118402

>wa raising mining taxes means it gets less gst and doesn't end up massively better off

So they would pay less GST or get less GST revenue from other states (and fed. gov.)? Shoudn't they just get what they usually get + revenue from the mining tax?


 No.118405>>118406 >>118407 >>118408

Wasn't the mining tax that cunt gillards idea ?


 No.118406

>>118405

That was the carbon tax ? I think


 No.118407


 No.118408>>118445

>>118405

Kevin rudd super profits tax

He brought it out once he realised he pissed away too much money


 No.118409>>118411

Anyhow, the money should stay in WA.

Our wagecucks worked hard for it, you eastern states NEETbludgers don't deserve any of it.


 No.118411>>118412

>>118409

They can just use all the imported africans as slaves


 No.118412

>>118411

I find this a fair and equitable division of resources


 No.118413>>118414

Morning neets


 No.118414

>>118413

morning


 No.118415>>118417

Forgot to add, what are we up to today? I will be out for a quick NEET shop


 No.118416

*and I might geta haircut


 No.118417>>118418

>>118415

did all my shopping earlier in the week like a good boy so i get to be comfy at home


 No.118418>>118419

>>118417

I am still determined to hunt down that coffee gelato a NEET here reccommended


 No.118419>>118420

>>118418

if you have a gelato shop near you they should sell their gelatos by the tub

coffee is not an easy flavour to get


 No.118420

>>118419

After some googling it is at woolies, not Coles where I was last. Will get some tomorrow then


 No.118421>>118422

I've been on the goon since 6pm last night, plan to drink until I pass out or die.

WFD is a cruel mistress


 No.118422>>118423 >>118424

>>118355

>Fuck cunts look at this Aussie girl on instagram.

Neet, if you had $$$ and a trust fund like her 'boyfriend' she would be slurping on your dick all day too. Shes seriously fuckable - but when the sex gets boring and she is a vapid airhead he will kick her to the curb for a fresh pastry.

>>118373

>Normies have a lot of retarded beliefs, they are basically children and retarded, they have no critical thinking skills

>The sooner you distance yourself from them and their way of life the better

>I might finish this mini-essay later

Spot on about normies. Please finish the essay and let us read it.

>>118421

>I've been on the goon since 6pm last night, plan to drink until I pass out or die.

>WFD is a cruel mistress

Thats 14 hours. Youre telling me youve been drinking for 14 hours?


 No.118423>>118424 >>118425

>>118422

I went into northbridge (perth) on a wednesday night once and din't come home till friday morning.

Really need to stop doing this shit.


 No.118424>>118425

>>118422

>>118423

No It would be 12 hours by now


 No.118425>>118426 >>118427

>>118423

>>>118422 (You)

>I went into northbridge (perth) on a wednesday night once and din't come home till friday morning.

>Really need to stop doing this shit.

Wait, what? What were you doing for 3 days? Where did you sleep?

>>118424

>No It would be 12 hours by now

At 6am this morning 12 hours have passed since 6pm yesterday. As its now 8am, thats 2 hours plus the 12 hours = 14 hours.


 No.118426

>>118425

Usually talked to randoms and ended up drinking at their places after everywhere closes, for some reason when I'm drunk I'm really entertaining to normies and they like me and want to hang out with me.

Done it heaps of times and scored free piss and drugs, stopped when I woke up one morning next to a 40 year old bitch and a sore dick.


 No.118427>>118428

>>118425

Perth time is 5:45am


 No.118428

>>118427

>Perth time is 5:45am

Ahhh. I get you now.


 No.118429>>118434 >>118450

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fucking retards. This ILLEGAL gets arrested by ICE to be deported.

What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

If I Illegally speed in the car or Illegally rob a store, I deserve to be held accountable for my actions.


 No.118430>>118433

Mornen neeties


 No.118431>>118432 >>118433

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morning shitcunts


 No.118432>>118433

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>>118431

>morning shitcunts

Moerneng AssBlankets.


 No.118433


 No.118434

>>118429

Some never learn


 No.118436>>118438 >>118443

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Shit's unfucked now, lads


 No.118438>>118439

>>118436

Having your shit be fucked is a requirement to post in the neet gen mate


 No.118439

>>118438

Unless you're john, of course


 No.118440>>118441 >>118442 >>118444

morning

bout to go ride my clown bike around the local mup


 No.118441>>118448

>>118440

looks kinda fun

do you have one of those honky horns to go with it?


 No.118442>>118446 >>118448

>>118440

>bout to go ride my clown bike around the local mup


 No.118443

>>118436

This is a good thing


 No.118444>>118448

>>118440

Poofy as shit tbh


 No.118445

>>118408

>pissed away too much money

I'll never forget the day I received that $900 stimulus bonus, it was like I'd won the lotto.


 No.118446

>>118442

I guess manlets need to cycle too


 No.118447>>118454

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 No.118448>>118449 >>118514

>>118441

no just a bell. it's fun, feels half way between a scooter and a bike

>>118442

looks more like image

>>118444

you jelly i'm not fat


 No.118449

>>118448

>no just a bell. it's fun, feels half way between a scooter and a bike

Neet, its a small bike. Call a spade a spade.

>>118448

>you jelly i'm not fat

Yes, youre fat. Get over it Landwhale.


 No.118450

>>118429

That crying and hopelessness gave me an erection


 No.118451>>118453 >>118455 >>118500

Still drinking, 18 hours now

Expecting something great to happen some kinf of awakening. I need a meaning


 No.118453

>>118451

>some kind of awakening

Either your liver will awaken aka rupture or you'll 'awaken' from a watch-house


 No.118454>>118459

Forgot it was a long weekend so my trip for neet supplies was a nightmare. The qts getting one last use out of their summer short shorts were nice though.

>>118447

>21 with a board flat chest


 No.118455>>118456

>>118451

You're going to be awakening all night to throw up m8


 No.118456>>118458

>>118455

>You're going to be awakening all night to throw up m8

this is why I dont drink anymore.


 No.118458

>>118456

Yeah i fucking hate feeling nauseous so i very very rarely get drunk


 No.118459>>118481

>>118454

>implying flat chests aren't hot

>implying plenty of girls that are 21 dont' have flat chests


 No.118461>>118471 >>118474

>>118355

Look up Instagram Dubai whores. They get shit on by Arabs for money no joke.


 No.118465>>118477 >>118482 >>118499

File (hide): ba90e967510dbe3⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20160212_133953.jpg) (h) (u)

I was out today and I saw this place. Do you think they know? Have I found a secret white nationalist meeting place? Should I go inside and say the 14 words?


 No.118471>>118475

>>118461

>Look up Instagram Dubai whores. They get shit on by Arabs for money no joke.

All these US, OZ and UK Instagram 'models' are really just prostitutes. Same for the majority of 'cosplay' whores. Where do the get their money from? Not coming from Instagram advertising.


 No.118472>>118477

TechNeets, I really want to do this course - think Sperg Provider will pay for it. Its called Diploma of Digital and Interactive Games.

Tell me what you think. Heres the writeup.

"When undertaking this course, you will learn how to design video games from the ground up, covering topics such as storyboarding, Artificial Intelligence in gaming, Character Design, Character Scripting, Programming with Unity and Visual studio and much more. At the completion of this course you will have the skills and knowledge to build a successful career within the digital and interactive games industry. Gain employment as an assistant animator, assistant game designer, games developer support, 2D/3D Artist support and more.

The design, graphics and programming skills you learn during this course will stand you in good stead to develop digital games briefs, either as a small independent specialist or as part of a larger team. You’ll also have an opportunity to work in new and emerging areas such as online game development, mobile device gaming, interactive internet and TV game development."


 No.118473>>118519

>>118377

Iktf. I'm sure my being a virgin has something to do with it but I fucking hate the male female dynamic that allows women to behave like vapid cunts and still prosper.


 No.118474>>118479 >>118502

>>118461

Just looked that up, found "tag the sponsor". Pretty interesting.

A guy on some Aussie /pol/ thread ages ago was telling me about a girl he knew who was studying at USyd and met some rich arab foreign student, got involved with him and then dropped out in 6 months and now lives in Dubai with him.

Girls really can't resist money. It's actually fucking weird. Girls will do fucking anything for money, far more than men will.


 No.118475

>>118471

The sad thing is, they only need one thirsty guy with lots of money that they can charge $5000 to spend the weekend with. There's plenty of guys out there that would pay that. They're run of the mill whores making high class escort money.


 No.118477>>118519

>>118465

could get a free battery out of it

>>118472

if it's free then take it

otherwise, learn to program and try some youtube tutorials first


 No.118479>>118480

>>118474

USyd has 100 sugar babies according to some Daily Mail article that keeps resurfacing

It's a hell of a lot when you consider theres only about 23k women there


 No.118480

>>118479

Oh hey, that reminds me that I know someone studying there who wants a sugardaddy to pay for her board at the school's onsite student accommodations. Wonder how that venture's going.


 No.118481>>118487

>>118459

There is a difference between the flat chest of a child and the flat chest of a small breasted woman

Typing this makes me a bit worried about any watching asio officers.


 No.118482

>>118465

Looks like a case of an unfortunate address and retards not doing basic research but it couldn't hurt to walk in and quietly drop a few jew jokes


 No.118487>>118488 >>118519

>>118481

AsioNEET here, nah, you're alright m8, we'll just grab that other cunt.


 No.118488>>118489

>>118487

Yeah we can't have flat chest fetishists just walking the streets.


 No.118489

>>118488

Filthy degenerates, we'll beat them till they LIKE BIG TITS goddamnit !


 No.118490>>118491

So are any of you johns going to mardi gras?


 No.118491

>>118490

You fuckin' wot m8 ?


 No.118494>>118495

>tfw have to live two weeks with only 1gb of mobile data

>tfw haven't been able to watch porn for nearly a month

just fuck my shit up neets, I don't know how some normies live without internet


 No.118495>>118496 >>118498

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 No.118496>>118498

File (hide): 81130bb1bcb2a9c⋯.png (419.31 KB, 630x675, 14:15, 1487152077835.png) (h) (u)


 No.118498

File (hide): 577c3008a03307a⋯.png (49.41 KB, 797x821, 797:821, 111.png) (h) (u)


 No.118499

>>118465

lol, why not give it a go


 No.118500

>>118451

Wait you have been non stop drinking for 18 hours? Are you in a continuous same level drunk state or getting more drunk as time goes by?


 No.118502>>118503 >>118507

File (hide): 079bc5f40941761⋯.gif (879.79 KB, 530x566, 265:283, shutterstock_1102910806.gif) (h) (u)

>>118474

tbf it's not just women that money has that effect on.


 No.118503>>118505 >>118507

>>118502

It has the same effect on down syndrome gay guys in orange vests ?


 No.118505>>118506 >>118507

>>118503

Oh, I get it… because the guys a wagie he's a retard. That kind of remark doesn't do anyone any favours.


 No.118506>>118509

>>118505

No , its because he looks like a fucking downie.

You're not very quick are you m80 ?

Do you have a touch of the old retarderoos about you by any chance ?


 No.118507


 No.118509

>>118506

Leave him alone mate, he's probably been cucking away 12 hours a day


 No.118513

Everyonr in bed early?


 No.118514

>>118448

>you jelly i'm not fat

No, I'm not jealous of your AIDS


 No.118519

>>118473

>Iktf. I'm sure my being a virgin has something to do with it but I fucking hate the male female dynamic that allows women to behave like vapid cunts and still prosper.

Nothing to do with virginity - women, since the pill and responsibility avoidance have become vapid whores for the most part. If you can find a nice, respectable girl with morals and self esteem you have the same chance of winning the 30 million lottery at this stage.

>>118477

>if it's free then take it

>otherwise, learn to program and try some youtube tutorials first

Its free. Its online - so I dont have to deal with people. I'll probably do it as I know a guy who makes shitty HTML5 and Ipad games who rakes in 160,000 a year. Stuff that any Neet here could make with a few months training.

>>118487

>AsioNEET here, nah, you're alright m8, we'll just grab that other cunt.

Cheers ASIONeet.


 No.118521>>118523 >>118526

Morning neets

Anyone doing anything interesting?


 No.118523>>118524

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>>118521

same as usual: shitposting


 No.118524>>118525

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>118523

>same as usual: shitposting

Pretty Much Sunday Shitposting.

Jewtube Find.

Antifa scumbags.

LIVE at Berkely March4Trump.


 No.118525

>>118524

>Antifa scumbags.

They just literally burnt a Free Speech sign claiming it was 'hate speech'!


 No.118526>>118527

>>118521

Learning and being angry about the wastefulness of capitalism. I don't even know what to think anymore, I was driving through a corporate/industrial park and it was absolutely shocking how thoughtless the constructions were - purpose-built swathes of concrete so specialised they will only ever serve a single purpose for a single moment in history and then become Mess, Clutter, costing millions and hundreds of hours to remove. Nobody gives a fuck, this type of construction will continue as long as there's a dollar in it for the kikes.

I'm starting to hate everything about wagecucking, not just the enraging pointlessness of my own work but the social conditions it produces and the damage it does to the environment. Have you cunts ever visited a high-end shopping centre on a weekday and seen the Kardashian-worshipping moms casually grazing, drifting from fashion boutique to cafe to fashion boutique? Consumers are the lowest form of human.


 No.118527>>118528

>>118526

>Learning and being angry about the wastefulness of capitalism.

Youre confusing greed with something else. Call it whatever you will, but its just the greedy taking advantage of the free market at the expense of others.


 No.118528>>118529 >>118533

>>118527

Yeah, I might be. I don't know anything about economics, I just think the motivations of the average person are fucking bizarre. I tend to assume that most people are reasonable and somewhat anti-consumer; they don't buy shit just for the pleasure of owning it, they find advertisements annoying and intrusive, they see status symbols as a bit embarrassing, their material goods are utilitarian and so on. This is blatantly false, the opposite of the truth.

I see the system that emerges as a result of these traits as capitalism; people being willing to wagecuck and benefit corporations for a little slice of the pie. Maybe that's wrong?


 No.118529>>118530 >>118535

>>118528

>people being willing to wagecuck and benefit corporations for a little slice of the pie

think of it like a mmo where wagies are the newbies that have to grind their way to the end game where as scrooge mcduck had been at it for a lot longer and sits at the top until a new patch hits and changes the game for some part

wagies only do so because their only goal is to be like scrooge mcduck and do end game things while neets are pretty happy to stay in the lowbie areas doing shitty erp and exploring/glitching through maps for funsies


 No.118530>>118532 >>118534

>>118529

Except in this mmo some people start high level and going from low to high is pretty much impossible


 No.118532>>118559

>>118530

nah you get plenty of people who go to zero from hero, just that it also takes a lot of luck and patience

the people you see getting geared from the get-go probably have mains they use to feed them


 No.118533>>118536

>>118528

>I just think the motivations of the average person are fucking bizarre

Take a step back and look at it - invention of television/mass media - companies have been using psychological suggestions/coercion/tricks to appeal to our baser desires - be loved, included in groups etc. For the past 60 or so years the world has grown up with television and advertising. Now, if you had a guy next to you in your ear whispering 'you wont be cool if you dont buy that/this' a few times and hour most of the day - what would happen to that mind? Itd be screwed up after a while - normal priorities would go out the window. That iphone 7 is more important that feeding the homeless because it offers, by purchasing it, a 'guarantee' of being cool and group approval/inclusion - or so the advertisement said.

People cannot distinguish reality from fiction presently.

Honestly, if you remove the greed factor, the psychologically abusive/manipulative advertising goes away, people are normal.

Before mass advertisement people only bought what they actually needed. Nothing much else and they were fucking happy - we now have everything and we are all fucking miserable.

Think youre on the right track.


 No.118534

>>118530

It's just a fat effort grind and even then you have to have a fair bit of luck beside you.

Pic relating


 No.118535

>>118529

The wagies aren't just operating in an environment where corporations cohabit, though, they're enslaved by the corporations.

I don't want to be a noob, I don't want to participate in the economy of the MMO at all. Any time I've ever worked a managerial position it's been to the detriment of the people beneath me. The only way to not be a slave is to be a slavemaster (someone deploying wagecucks for personal benefit) or a pseudo-slavemaster (in the case of slaves who are paid marginally above average rates to supervise other slaves). My natural disposition isn't suited to enslaving other people, even if those people are pathetic and selfish and brutish and slaves by nature who desire a leader. I find it too upsetting to reduce a human bean to a human resource and tell them to be thankful for the opportunity.

Have you NEETs worked any more on the NEET paradise plan, buying land out in the middle of nowhere and building glorious NEET nests on it? I've been reading about primitive housing construction and I think I could live in a tent for a year while I grow and harvest the materials to build myself a simple house. The problem in my eyes is getting bored, I'm happy to drop out of the workforce forever but if I don't know what I'd do all day without a PC and books and writing materials and the internet.


 No.118536>>118537

>>118533

Do you have any resources that I can use to learn more about this stuff? It seems intuitively correct but I want to learn about why it is that way, how it became normal and what can be done about it.

On a related note: has anyone else here cut themselves off from mainstream media? I haven't watched TV in a long, long time, and I also rarely watch television shows or movies. Advertisements now disgust me on a level they never did before, and strangely enough I feel the same way about many cultural memes.


 No.118537

>>118536

Occasionally i watch the project and q&a so i can sperg out and yell at the tv


 No.118539>>118546

went to a massage place and got a happy ending last night.

had to finish myself off though. that aside the old asian bird gave a pretty mean wristy.


 No.118540>>118541 >>118542 >>118544 >>118564

>make new email account

>Works fine for several days

>Apply for job with ADF to be zogbot sailor

>Suddenly email stops working

>All login attempts fail

>Know this is bullshit because I was entering the address and password from a sheet of paper I recorded them on

>Can't log onto ADF account now either

What the fuck is going on? Everytime I try and get ahead, shit goes badly. It is like god wants me to be a neet. Tutanota btw, fucking Krauts.


 No.118541>>118543

>>118540

they'll close your access if they're investigating you for security clearance. start panicking if it lasts more than a few hours.


 No.118542>>118543

>>118540

>apply for a defence job with an email provider used by drug dealers and child pornographers

>surprised that you're being investigated by ASIO


 No.118543>>118544 >>118545

>>118542

>>118541

I don't have anything bad on my computer save for some Hitler pics. I don't think they would actually investigate shit considering I am only applying for a low level position. Didn't know that tutanota had a bad reputation, probably should of used normie gmail or something tbh.


 No.118544>>118548

>>118540

>>make new email account

>>Works fine for several days

>>Apply for job with ADF to be zogbot sailor

>>Suddenly email stops working

>>All login attempts fail

ASIONeet probably is to blame.

>>118543

>I don't think they would actually investigate shit considering I am only applying for a low level position.

They have the ability to comb through everything. Think XKeyScore access.

Anything youve ever written, your browsing history, Hitler Pics etc. Its all there for them to view.

Brother was going for secret clearance shit, hes an asshole Signal/communications decryptor. The fuckers investigated both myself and my other asshole siblings before they gave him the position.


 No.118545>>118548

>>118543

They do a cursory investigation into everyone that applies.

They can't check your PC remotely you dildo. Well they could but I'm pretty sure they'd need a warrant. They'll be doing a background check on you, check if you might be/could be flagged for anything.

> a few hitler pics

pretty sure they can't do you for thought crime yet.


 No.118546>>118547

>>118539

Bad neet, what would mummy think?


 No.118547

>>118546

I'm already ashamed of everything I do, you can't guilt me.


 No.118548>>118549 >>118560

>>118545

>>118544

How would they investigate an email client in Germany? That makes zero sense. Browsing through my internet history sure, viewing my emails though?


 No.118549>>118551

>>118548

They don't fam.

Unless you're being cleared for some james bond shit.

If you're just a fucking pogue twat they literally will google you, check your name against any ASIO watchlists, AFP and state police databases and maybe check your browsing history.


 No.118551>>118553 >>118558

>>118549

I figured that. I'm not going for ASIS or something so I figured they would look me up on facebook or some shit and see if they can find pictures of me holding human heads and isis flags. I don't use social media and have a really common name so they won't find much. Still pissed off about the email though. I might call the recruiters and talk to them about it but I'll look like a retard. I have also considered just making a new account on defence jobs too but they might think that is a bit dodgy. Any advice?


 No.118553>>118554

>>118551

How about not getting a job, you haven't even gotten one yet and look at all the concern and misery it gives you


 No.118554>>118555

>>118553

I've had odd jobs before. I would rather be a neet than do this bullshit much longer. Either I get a decent job in the ADF or the neets life it is.


 No.118555>>118571 >>118577

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>>118554

>the neets life


 No.118558

>>118551

Anyone?


 No.118559

>>118532

It looks like plenty but if you figured out the percentage it would be a tiny amount.


 No.118560>>118561

>>118548

>How would they investigate an email client in Germany? That makes zero sense. Browsing through my internet history sure, viewing my emails though?

Oz gov intelligence - Asio has access to XKeyScore and other goodies. Email client in Germany? Probably not 'legal', but would take them only a few minutes to do so. Emails? If they went through the internet and you sent or recieved them theyre now part of the searchable metadata.

Open up notepad and type in 'Have you fuckers at the ADF finished by clearance yet' - close notepad and await their reply.


 No.118561>>118562 >>118563

>>118560

The only thing I ever did with that email account though was use it for the ADF application. I'm tempted to just make a new account (both email and ADF) and hope they don't ask about the other one.


 No.118562>>118568

>>118561

>tfw too retarded to even make an ADF account properly

>was in a 'gifted' class at school

>had excellent school results

>still fuck up basic shit

God damn. I'm getting flash backs to dealing with RMS for my drivers licence.


 No.118563

>>118561

>The only thing I ever did with that email account though was use it for the ADF application

identifying marks

- Your computer

-Your IP (doesnt matter if its VPN or not)


 No.118564>>118572

>>118540

Posting about your application on a public imageboard best known for housing pedos and racists probably isnt the best idea


 No.118566>>118567 >>118578

>>118343 (OP)

>I went to the dentist so there is that.

Public one or did you shell out a billion neetbux to go to a normie dentist?


 No.118567>>118641

>>118566

>go to a bulk billed gp or cheap dentist

>its always pajeet


 No.118568>>118569 >>118573 >>118635

>>118562

>in top classes at school

>get put a year ahead and still in top classes of the year ahead

>did advanced maths and shit

>go to RTS to get my licence

>aced all the practice tests I did online

>fail the test

>figure it must be a one off and try again

>fail it twice in a row

>leave in shame

And that is why this NEET has no licence.


 No.118569>>118570

>>118568

How did you end up failing bad enough to end up here?


 No.118570>>118573

>>118569

NEETs are god's chosen. It is only the normie wagecucks who have failed.


 No.118571

>>118555

That movie must be nearly 20 years old by now


 No.118572>>118574

>>118564

>8chan Pedo free since 2016


 No.118573>>118635

>>118568

>And that is why this NEET has no licence.

I dont have one either. But - Im healthy as fuck from so much walking.

>>118570

>NEETs are god's chosen. It is only the normie wagecucks who have failed.

Amen.


 No.118574>>118616

>>118572

I saw a pedo thread on /b/ yesterday


 No.118575>>118576

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Heres the average wagies replacement in a small number of years time.

Im going to laugh myself silly when they get cucked by robots.

Go to 1:03


 No.118576>>118579 >>118580

>>118575

When they get good enough, robot hunting will be a worldwide sport.


 No.118577

>>118555

Nice OC


 No.118578

>>118566

It was a private one but I have health insurance.


 No.118579>>118585

>>118576

>When they get good enough, robot hunting will be a worldwide sport.

You mean human hunting Neet.

Wrong way round.


 No.118580>>118583

>>118576

>Method of choice

>Hunt with a chainsaw in a womans dress


 No.118583

>>118580

Oh deer …


 No.118585

>>118579

The robots would just murder us in our sleep. Unless they have short battery limitations or something we would be fucked.


 No.118587>>118588 >>118590 >>118592 >>118638

Need to sort out some stuff with cenno tomorrow

Not sure if I should call or go in… Either way I always do it at opening hours on the dot


 No.118588>>118593

>>118587

if you go in you can head down to the shops to get yourself a neet treat right after


 No.118590>>118593

>>118587

I usually try to get there 15 minutes before opening so i can line up in front of the abos and bogans

Also you're not in WA are you? Wouldnt want you to go all the way in and then realize it's a public holiday


 No.118592>>118593 >>118638

>>118587

Go there in person as calling takes fucking forever on hold


 No.118593>>118594 >>118598

>>118588

But I'm dieting

>>118590

I always make sure I don't steal the spot in the line of an abo/bogan… a spergout's not worth it… especially when there's cenno tension in the air

>>118592

If you call exactly at opening hours you'll get through within 5-10 minutes, sometimes instantly. But I have issues that are cross-jobseeker and student line… so I might get the run-around…


 No.118594>>118595

>>118593

Not all treats are food


 No.118595>>118596

>>118594

Not that NEET but of the 4 emotions I experience two of them are hunger and lust. Food is the only real treat for me.


 No.118596>>118597

>>118595

Just take home some dodgy single mother from cenno next time you're in


 No.118597>>118601

>>118596

Physical women do little to nothing for me. I am way too deviant.


 No.118598>>118602

>>118593

what kind of diet?


 No.118601>>118606

>>118597

>physical women

So do you like animus or traps?


 No.118602>>118604

>>118598

Eat less food until I get ripped


 No.118604>>118605

>>118602

Take steroids


 No.118605>>118608

>>118604

Fuck off john


 No.118606

>>118601

Neither. More that RL women are not going to be down for any of the shit I am into and I have frankly found being comfy infront of my PC opening a nice erotic stories site or playing a good h-game far more engaging than physical sex.


 No.118607

Nice video for you off-the-grid-wannabe NEETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IlgVPiDScQ


 No.118608

File (hide): 0c58bb1a9dcd5f3⋯.jpg (92.07 KB, 602x699, 602:699, niggerpunch.jpg) (h) (u)

>>118605

John just takes oestrogen and goes to the gym to watch all the men work out


 No.118610>>118625

File (hide): ff367b31d06026a⋯.png (942.22 KB, 854x478, 427:239, terwtefgdfg.png) (h) (u)

Look at this fucking slut on the left. I've seen girls at my uni dress like this. Nipples poking through and all


 No.118615>>118618

File (hide): 55eb0e13b828fbc⋯.jpg (55.74 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1273307698741.jpg) (h) (u)

>only ever feel rage

>figure it is just some teen angst shit and I will grow out of it (even though it has been that way for my entire living pre-schooltime memory)

>now been an adult for longer than I was a teenager for

>still feel only rage

Surely there is more to life than this.


 No.118616

>>118574

pedo threads have been around since halfchan


 No.118617

File (hide): 2eaad096fac4f6b⋯.jpg (19.48 KB, 486x247, 486:247, vorg.jpg) (h) (u)

Just another day on youtube


 No.118618>>118619 >>118625

>>118615

It gets worse the older you get


 No.118619

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>118618

I miss when Youtube was mostly home movies and AMV's


 No.118620

How much diazepam to od?


 No.118621

Pls


 No.118622>>118623

I ruined all the chances in the world

Everything else ruined me

Once broken, once reconciled

Thrown away carelessly

Everything conspires to subjugate

The gaps are left with failure and incompetence

Why am I stuck here

I only wish to leave, either an alternate reality or none

Why do you keep me here, the pills don't help, they never do

Delaying the inevitable

Let me go


 No.118623>>118736

File (hide): 7a34f97792bfb69⋯.jpg (4.38 KB, 208x206, 104:103, varg.jpg) (h) (u)

>>118622

STOP

Being a whiny bitch


 No.118624>>118625

File (hide): 260cc467be89acd⋯.png (134.02 KB, 498x374, 249:187, top10animebetrayals.png) (h) (u)

morning wankers


 No.118625>>118936

File (hide): 5c63c85416dcf3e⋯.jpg (108.41 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1440974413349.jpg) (h) (u)

>>118610

>Look at this fucking slut on the left. I've seen girls at my uni dress like this. Nipples poking through and all

Whats the Youtube channel this comes from? Also, are you in Melb?

>>118618

>It gets worse the older you get

This is true. The older you get the more relaxed and mellow you get. This is fantasy. Pic related angers me to rage. Fuckwit 'celebrities' that are androgynous.

>>118624

>morning wankers

Morning monkeyfart.

-Watched the directors cut of JFK last night. He won by a margin of only a little over 100,000 votes. Narrow as fuck.

Then went on to fuck up the establishment, wanted to end wars, withdraw foreign bases, really 'drain the swamp'.

The similarities with Trump are evident.

Either they will now do away with Trump in a similar matter or threaten/blackmail him somehow.


 No.118626>>118630 >>118632 >>118672

Question for Youtube Neets.

- Found a Youtube channel with 8 Kitchen Nightmare episodes on them. Total view is around 10 million. Videos are 3 yrs old from upload date.

Youtube Neet said that the biggest Hassle with Youtube is the copyright nazis etc,

How do channels like this stay open without getting caught? I mean, the guy has made approx $10,000 on 8 videos and hasnt been shut down in 3 years.


 No.118628>>118629 >>118633 >>118639

File (hide): b9a3b3d0466233c⋯.png (51.68 KB, 375x360, 25:24, sad pepe.png) (h) (u)

I got kicked off DSP support (liberal cunts) and gf of 8 years left me. What do lads?


 No.118629>>118631

>>118628

>gf

Reeeeee


 No.118630

>>118626

Maybe whoever owns the rights to that show just doesn't go after them that hard.


 No.118631

>>118629

i'll turn gay if you'll be my friend


 No.118632>>118633

>>118626

This gibs me an idea, will elaborate when Im not typing on a phone. Does yt really just pay cunts for views without verifying ownership of content tho


 No.118633>>118634 >>118672

>>118628

>I got kicked off DSP support (liberal cunts) and gf of 8 years left me. What do lads?

Youre kidding?

If youre not, how the fuck did that happen?

Why did she leave you?

She was Neet too?

>>118632

>This gibs me an idea, will elaborate when Im not typing on a phone. Does yt really just pay cunts for views without verifying ownership of content tho

Not sure how it works, but maybe it is just a case of corporations or tv studios not bothering to go legal because they have either dissolved or just no money for legal.


 No.118634

>>118633

Yeah hence the idea. It's a bit niggy but nobody has given me a job and a neet's gotta eat.


 No.118635>>118637 >>118640

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>>118568

Was it for a manual or automatic licence? If it's the latter I too would've left in shame/moved towns and never return.

>>118573

>But - Im healthy as fuck from so much walking

That would have to be the only benefit from not having a car and/or licence, I repeat the only benefit…


 No.118637

>>118635

>>But - Im healthy as fuck from so much walking

>That would have to be the only benefit from not having a car and/or licence, I repeat the only benefit…

-longer life

-not fat

-dont have to pay for petrol

-dont have to pay rego

-dont have to pay for repairs

-dont have to get Jewed by the Car Jews.

-dont get pulled over by cops

-dont get breathalyzed

-dont get roped into giving lifts.

You were saying? lol


 No.118638>>118671

File (hide): a4ecbdc6745ad8f⋯.jpg (645.2 KB, 699x2593, 699:2593, Cenno.jpg) (h) (u)

>>118587

>>118592

I dread whenever I have to call them, but you know sometimes you just don't want to leave the house.


 No.118639>>118642

>>118628

Tell me how to get an 8 year old gf, please

joking, I would say to go and bang a hooker as you're now a free man but you probably can't afford one now that you've lost the holy-grail of welfare


 No.118640>>118643 >>118644 >>118645 >>118646 >>118650

>>118635

It was the DKT you do before getting your Ls. I had no problems doing it at home but when I went in it had stupid vague questions like "If you have a cold and are taking medicine can you drive?"

Of course you fucking can, who takes anything other than lemsip for a cold. Whoever wrote the test made it for retards who do not know different types of medications.

Also

"If you are running in to a pharmacy to pick up a prescription and will be under 5 minutes but have a child with you can you leave them in the car?"

I said yes because that is what literally everybody does. Apparently the answer should have been no. Shit my Mum did and still does leave my brothers and me in the car for hours when she goes in to do supermarket shopping.

Both of these were instafail questions where you cannot get even 1 wrong or you fail the test.


 No.118641

>>118567

I get white people. Could be where I live, there are no pajeets up here. A couple asians though.


 No.118642>>118645

>>118639

At least you won't have max appointments in jail


 No.118643>>118647

>>118640

>who takes anything other than lemsip for a cold.

Every single normie in history.

>>118640

>Also

>"If you are running in to a pharmacy to pick up a prescription and will be under 5 minutes but have a child with you can you leave them in the car?"

>I said yes because that is what literally everybody does

Tell me youre joking.

These two are the most basic commonsense scenarios ever. I'm kinda glad you didnt get a license.


 No.118644>>118647

>>118640

Not memeing here, but do you have autism? Failing to get those kind of questions right seems like a red autismo flag


 No.118645>>118647

>>118640

The answers to both of those questions should be pretty obvious, NEET. Next time around, just get into a nanny state mindset and you'll do fine.

>>118642

>work for the gulag


 No.118646>>118647

>>118640

>who takes anything other than lemsip for a cold

i thought i was the only one

lemsip is great stuff


 No.118647>>118648 >>118649 >>118651

>>118643

>Every single normie in history.

There are no proper cold medicines even sold in Australia. Unless some brainfucked retards are taking fucking mersyndol for something as small as a cold and then being stupid enough to try going out.

The second question was more vague when I read it, I just simplified it to be more clear.

>>118645

Went back a couple years later and completed it on my first try with 0 wrong.

>>118646

Lemsip is medically bullshit. It is nice to have a warm drink but ingredients wise it contains a placebo and panadol.

>>118644

Never been diagnosed with anything.


 No.118648>>118649 >>118657

>>118647

>There are no proper cold medicines even sold in Australia

Ah yes, beginning on the first of Feb next year, preparations of codeine+paracetamol and codeine+ibuprofen will be moved from Schedule 3 (OTC availability) to Schedule 4 (approval required from Dr Pajeet, MD). This decision was made based on a risk analysis which concluded that sometimes people have fun with codeine preparations.

Why is our country so cucked?


 No.118649>>118653 >>118654 >>118655

>>118647

>There are no proper cold medicines even sold in Australia. Unless some brainfucked retards are taking fucking mersyndol for something as small as a cold and then being stupid enough to try going out.

>The second question was more vague when I read it, I just simplified it to be more clear.

Nope, plenty of decent cold medications. You obviously just dont know about them.

Nope, that question was just about common sense - took the exact same question and answer on my L test.

>>118647

>Never been diagnosed with anything.

You need to be.

>>118648

>Ah yes, beginning on the first of Feb next year, preparations of codeine+paracetamol and codeine+ibuprofen will be moved from Schedule 3 (OTC availability) to Schedule 4 (approval required from Dr Pajeet, MD). This decision was made based on a risk analysis which concluded that sometimes people have fun with codeine preparations.

What will this mean for the normie housewives who pop them all day?


 No.118650>>118652

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>>118640

>DKT

?

Diddy Kong Racing time-trials?


 No.118651>>118653

>>118647

lemsip also tastes good


 No.118652

>>118650

You deserve to get violently DKT for a joke like that


 No.118653

>>118651

Yeah it is nice to have the lemon warmness when you have a cold.

>>118649

>You need to be.

Yeah well, you need to… Yeah probably tbh. But that would require me talking to someone and just contemplating that is more anxiety inducing than contemplating going to a pajeet dentist for a filling without any anaesthetic.


 No.118654>>118655 >>118656 >>118658

>>118649

>What will this mean for the normie housewives who pop them all day?

When the FDA cracked down on opioid prescriptions in the states they saw a proportional increase in heroin usage which then ramped up to epidemic levels. Maybe BO will finally have some company.


 No.118655>>118658 >>118660

>>118654

>>118649

>not just buying fentanyl off the darknet like that NEET who killed himself


 No.118656>>118660

>>118654

Can a neet afford heroin?


 No.118657>>118659 >>118661

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>>118648

>Why is our country so cucked?

Who fucking knows.

>it is now illegal to use a mobile phone as a GPS (even in a cradle) if you are on your Ps


 No.118658>>118660

>>118654

>When the FDA cracked down on opioid prescriptions in the states they saw a proportional increase in heroin usage which then ramped up to epidemic levels.

Thats pretty scary. I could see a dramatic increase in ice use if thats the case.

>>118655

>>not just buying fentanyl off the darknet like that NEET who killed himself

What happened?


 No.118659

>>118657

>tfw manual open-licence master-race

We truly are gods among licence-less NEETs


 No.118660

>>118655

>not wanting to live a long and rewarding NEETy life

>>118656

Probably not, but maybe we'll see increased demand from the normies and the corresponding supply will flood the streets with cheap smack.

>>118658

>Thats pretty scary. I could see a dramatic increase in ice use if thats the case.

Heroin took root so quickly and easily in the states because opioid prescriptions were barely controlled for around a decade prior. Oxycodone pills in particular would be handed out like candy to anyone who requested them, so after a while there were millions of people dependent on opioids. When they got cut off they needed a replacement and so they moved to heroin.

That situation had been in the works for decades and we don't share any of the conditions that preceded the epidemic so realistically it's not going to happen here.


 No.118661>>118662

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>>118657

how do we fix this godforsaken country m80s?


 No.118662>>118663

>>118661

>how do we fix this godforsaken country m80s?

Cut it in half, let the Abbos, the leftists, the SJWs, the 3rd world migrants have one half, we develop the other half into a Bastion of Knowledge, Art and Commerce - while they decay and regress into cavemen.


 No.118663>>118664 >>118674

>>118662

You better not be planning to shove all the shit to WA you sneaky cunt


 No.118664>>118665

>>118663

Of course not you shit, We're going to shove it in melberg and south australia


 No.118665>>118666

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>>118664

>melberg


 No.118666>>118667


 No.118667>>118668

>>118666

Why are they literally everywhere?


 No.118668

>>118667

dunno, they have their own fucking country in sandniggerland but they refuse to leave


 No.118669>>118673 >>118676

File (hide): 18cd1fa4843984a⋯.png (298.89 KB, 355x348, 355:348, uyturty.png) (h) (u)

>Set alarm for 7.58

>Wake up 7.58, need to piss

>Call cenno at 8.04

>Can't get through for 30 minutes, give up


 No.118671>>118673

>>118638

> 14 minute wait times

Those were the days


 No.118672>>118674

. >>118626

>>118633

Essentially the owner just doesn't give a fuck, I believe it's some European football league out there that doesn't either and they'll flag your videos if they're livestreaming but if it's a recorded game that's uploaded after the game has finished they'll leave you alone. So some people have made $$ off uploading that for a while.

I found from my personal experiences however that a lot of people (who obviously weren't the original owners) that were in a similar niche would flag your video a ton though, just getting rid of their competition for clicks.

I doubt YouTube checks, probably just get enough flags and they automatically take it down or some shit, if YouTube detects any "Copyrighted material" AdSense is also disabled and can't be enabled on that video. Even if it is from somewhere else however you can circumvent that by being either the first to upload or changing the video (Having some moving background with a TV overlay that's playing the content, even if it's only taking up half the screen) is one that's popular.


 No.118673

>>118669

JUST

>>118671

I remember when a fast-food-tier pizza would take approximately 15 minutes to be ready from the time you made the order - nowadays it's about 5 - unless the stores I used to go to/work at just had shitty service and shit ovens. I enjoyed walking into a store and watching my order just coming out of the oven to be cut, those were the days.


 No.118674>>118677

>>118663

>You better not be planning to shove all the shit to WA you sneaky cunt

Better Idea - send all the scum and filth to Tassie.

>>118672

>I found from my personal experiences however that a lot of people (who obviously weren't the original owners) that were in a similar niche would flag your video a ton though, just getting rid of their competition for clicks.

That is fucked. Guess the JewTube train left a few years too early for me. I'm setting my sights on Game Developing now. Pretty sure the world needs a free-roam openworld critique on society where you get to trigger SJWs, cucks and ultimately, fight the big boss George Soros himself. Have found out I can create games in Unity and port them over to xbox1


 No.118675>>118679 >>118724

Back in the baby boomer days they just did a few lessons with mum and dad, did a test involving driving up and down a street then getting their license and they walked out the door with no waiting periods.

I think they're called baby boomers because their lives were ridiculously easy


 No.118676

>>118669

Should have just gone in mate


 No.118677>>118678

>>118674

>send all the scum and filth to Tassie.

So they can ruin the scenery and take away the one piece of abo free land?


 No.118678>>118685

>>118677

send them to the nt instead


 No.118679>>118683

>>118675

>I think they're called baby boomers because their lives were ridiculously easy

Exactly. Between 42 and 72 they could literally walk into a job with zero qualifications and they would be trained on the job becuase Oz had full employment. They had their pick of jobs too.

72 onwards it all just went downhill to now where we have 10 percent of the population unemployed, Uni Graduates who cant get a McDonalds job and the gov saying everything is great.


 No.118683

>>118679

As long as the keep the neetbux flowing


 No.118684>>118686 >>118687

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>>118382

i wonder what /k/'s iraqbro thinks about it

iraqbro is cool and he shows us pictures of ISIS's phantom drones


 No.118685

>>118678

Isnt that why the NT exists?


 No.118686

>>118684

>i wonder what /k/'s iraqbro thinks about it

>iraqbro is cool and he shows us pictures of ISIS's phantom drones

Is iraqbro US military?


 No.118687>>118688 >>118694

>>118684

I don't want to give anyone here any ideas but I've been wondering when the terrorists will start using cheap drones carrying remote-detonated bombs in western countries?


 No.118688>>118689 >>118690 >>118691

>>118687

They need an iq of least 95 to do that

I might build a drone bomb and fly it into MAX


 No.118689

>>118688

asioneet is probably happy he's getting that bonus now


 No.118690>>118693

>>118688

You're going to be woken up by some loud knocking tomorrow morning now neet


 No.118691>>118692 >>118695 >>118727

>>118688

I'd imagine it'd be hard enough to get into a location where you could fly it in clear view of it flying around.

For example in an inner city environment there are so many buildings every 20-30 metres that you could really not fly it very far before you'd have to go around a corner or it'd go outside your view, the only other way would be to fly it down and drop it into the side of a building on top a corporate building but how would they get on the top floor of a corporate building anyway? Bet some wagie would call the police if some Ackbar was flying a drone off the top of a building in the city anyway.

Truck driving I reckon is going to be the new allah ackbar method, you are right that their IQs are probably too low for much else thankfully


 No.118692

>>118691

Drones can be piloted visually by a camera feed, it's pretty neat. It seems like it would get boring as a hobby but I bet it'd be fun to try. Flying a drone, that is, not bombing MAX.


 No.118693

>>118690

Hopefully, if i get arrested i get out of wfd tomorrow and I'll just act crazy to the police so i might get a decent shot at getting on the dsp


 No.118694

>>118687

>I don't want to give anyone here any ideas but I've been wondering when the terrorists will start using cheap drones carrying remote-detonated bombs in western countries?

Honestly, I'd expect that to be already happening around the world. More than likely there has been instances, but the gov/media cover it up. Much like that Bourke St muzzie shouting 'alluh ackbar' from the car - then the whole thing got scrubbed and buried.


 No.118695

>>118691

>Truck driving I reckon is going to be the new allah ackbar method

Terrorists are getting their technique from bad animu tropes now. What a world.


 No.118697>>118699 >>118868

Might go down to kfc and buy a streetwise feast

Or somewhere else that does box food and I don't have to get out of the car


 No.118699>>118701

>>118697

stop eating overpriced junk food


 No.118701

>>118699

But im hungry


 No.118707>>118708 >>118710 >>118712

File (hide): eaabab7cdacddae⋯.jpg (92.46 KB, 735x490, 3:2, 1413178082424.jpg) (h) (u)

Anyone got a free dominos pizza code?


 No.118708>>118709

>>118707

No but I just bought a KFC family burger box, gonna look like the guy in that pic soon


 No.118709

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>>118708

How can you eat KFC? It's dog shit tbh

Black bones and everything, its disgusting


 No.118710>>118713 >>118795

>>118707

Someones intentionally feeding that fat fuck. He would have zero chance of making his own food, zero chance of preparing his own food - no chance whatsoever of going outside and buying it. Some enabler is just bringing shit right up to his reach and feeding him all he wants. Where the fuck do these fatties get the money to buy all this shit.

Bet you $ he is on DSP.

Speaking of DSP - DSPNeet, you lost your gf and your DSP in the same day?

How? Explain.


 No.118712

>>118707

It's 2017 not 2016 m8


 No.118713>>118714 >>118716 >>118718 >>118743

>>118710

I've watched way too many extreme weight loss shows and one of the biggest common factors is the family always enables it. Even when their family member is literally going to die they still keep feeding the fat fuck.

Sometimes I wonder if people think the same of the neet/mummybot dynamic.


 No.118714>>118715 >>118722 >>118818

>>118713

Find a chick and get her so fat no chad will steal her and she can't leave you because she won't fit through the front door

That's my plan


 No.118715>>118818

>>118714

Chad will sneak through the window and pork your porkie while you're both asleep m8

Damn that Chad, damn him.


 No.118716>>118721

>>118713

>I've watched way too many extreme weight loss shows and one of the biggest common factors is the family always enables it. Even when their family member is literally going to die they still keep feeding the fat fuck.

Exactly - and the fat fucks are usually deluding themselves claiming they dont eat much. Meanwhile theyre having 5 big macs for lunch and 2 large pizzas for dinner. Now, if youre active and fit, you could get away with that one day a month, but not every fucking day.


 No.118718

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>118713

>Sometimes I wonder if people think the same of the neet/mummybot dynamic.

Yeah, wonder how much extra effort I'd put into getting a job if I was on the brink of being evicted… probably a lot. I can't see it working though tbh.


 No.118721

>>118716

>Fat privilege


 No.118722>>118723 >>118725

>>118714

There are a lot of guys who are fat fetishists and even more that just have no standards


 No.118723

>>118722

They must have been bottle fed as babies I think


 No.118724

>>118675

Lol really? Wouldn't be surprised..


 No.118725>>118726

>>118722

Meh, fat chicks are pretty easy to pick up and they take a good pounding.

t. NEET with low standards


 No.118726>>118784

>>118725

Last fatty I had farted during the root, lost my erection and went home


 No.118727>>118728 >>118730

>>118691

I always wonder how snackbars in Australia are smart enough to navigate the cennolink system. Maybe their IQ is specially tailored for it, the same way Jews specialize in verbal IQ and Aryans specialize in creativity


 No.118728

>>118727

They hire pajeet to do it for them.

Which isn't really even a joke when you see the computer help people at cenno


 No.118730>>118784

>>118727

They have low IQ so they qualify for dsp regardless from their inbreeding, all those lebs that went to fight with ISIS were all on the dsp


 No.118736


 No.118739>>118741

Feel so fat after that kfc


 No.118741>>118742

>>118739

You should


 No.118742>>118744 >>118746 >>118752 >>118778

>>118741

I'm gonna tell my mum that you were being mean


 No.118743>>118745 >>118784

>>118713

> Even when their family member is literally going to die they still keep feeding the fat fuck.

Reminder that death is inevitable and we're all going to die pretty soon. Make the most of it, neetio.


 No.118744>>118746

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>>118742

Oh shit, I'm fucked.


 No.118745

>>118743

Eat all the food before the africans do


 No.118746>>118747

>>118742

>>118744

I'm not playing anymore, I'm taking my football and going home


 No.118747>>118748 >>118749

>>118746

You're not invited to my birthday party.


 No.118748>>118750 >>118751 >>118753

>>118747

Yeah , well, my mummybot could beat up your mummybot


 No.118749>>118754 >>118760 >>118767 >>118784

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>>118747

>tfw didn't get invited to birthday parties past year 4

>used to always hear about parties throughout my highschool years but never got invited

>even parties where all of year 12 would go, I wouldn't be invited

>haven't had a proper friend since year 3

>never had a gf


 No.118750

>>118748

Your mummybot a shit


 No.118751>>118755

>>118748

I bet your mummybot doesn't even make Vegemite toast for you every morning.


 No.118752

>>118742

I'll tell her for you buddy


 No.118753

>>118748

My mums making continental, creamy mushroom chicken


 No.118754

>>118749

Sounds like you really succeeded in life, hope you took the bee yourself advice


 No.118755>>118756

>>118751

I bet your mum doesn't do daily penis inspections


 No.118756>>118758

>>118755

She does


 No.118758>>118759

>>118756

Penis and bumhole inspections twice a day


 No.118759>>118761

>>118758

How come your mummybot does bumhole for you?

She never does it for me.


 No.118760>>118767 >>118784

>>118749

I know all those feels.

I have a question for you: did you ever have a strong and influential male role model during your formative and adolescent years?

Personally, I'm continually surprised by the realization that the vast, vast majority of men have had a father figure or a coach or some other mentor in their life to guide them. It's come to me in epiphany form a good handful of times - I'll be racking my brain in an attempt to figure out just HOW some guys appear so well put together, so well adjusted, and it'll appear as a fully formed thought: these men are no more intelligent than I, no better by nature, they're merely emulating their fathers and have been emulating their fathers for so long that it appears natural. Nothing they display is truly theirs in the same way that an inheritance-cuck doesn't really have any claim to their wealth.

TL;DR fuck anyone with a functioning parental unit


 No.118761>>118763

>>118759

Make sure I wipe my bumhole properly so I don't leave skidmarks all over my undies


 No.118763>>118764

>>118761

the eternal struggle


 No.118764

>>118763

I started doing my own washing when I was 13 because I didn't want mum to see all the cum stains on my jocks


 No.118767

>>118749

I know that feel bro.

>tfw the first time you went to a "party" (which was really just a small gathering of friends for new years) was with your brother and his friends

At least I had a group of friends. Other than that you and I could be the same. My friends did/do occasional meetups for birthdays but it is like 5 guys and that's it. My brother in comparison regularly goes to events with dozens of people, both male and female.

>>118760

>did you ever have a strong and influential male role model during your formative and adolescent years?

I never had any.

>closest thing to a male rolemodel was a step dad who had DSP for depression and alcoholism

He isn't/wasn't a bad person but he never really had any relation to me and slept most of the day.


 No.118768>>118769 >>118785

File (hide): 1dcd29aabf2bd84⋯.jpg (148.9 KB, 1124x633, 1124:633, 14697463819961.jpg) (h) (u)

tfw realization that we're all going to make it


 No.118769>>118771

>>118768

Huffing the jenkem again neet?


 No.118771>>118772 >>118774 >>118775 >>118784

>>118769

>>118769

I just feel really motivated over the last few days, I don't have to force myself to do things anymore - I just do them.

I don't think you can force yourself to do things, I think you just have to have the inner natural inclination to desire to do so and something has "switched" and now it's my time. I just feel like 10kg has been lifted off my shoulders, everything feels so much more positive now and not in the BS meaningless new years resolutioner way either, this feels genuine lads.


 No.118772>>118775

>>118771

I know what you mean bro. When you think you need to do things they wont get done. But when you just straight up go and do them without thinking about it they get done.

Over-thinking things is probably a lot of the reason I never do anything. Instead of just calling up centrelink to ask where my money is I consider a whole list of possible convos and agonise over dialling the phone then get too anxious and do nothing.

I have had moments of clarity like you have now, they are great. My problem is that it only takes one thing not going well to crumble everything and then I am back to square one of not doing anything.


 No.118774>>118775

>>118771

That's good man, grab hold of that feel and run with it.

Get as much done as you can and stay in the good feel zone.


 No.118775>>118776

>>118774

>>118772

>>118771

Try feeling like that when you do wfd, no good feels to be had there


 No.118776

>>118775

I know that feel as well m8, still, imagine how good you'll feel the day its all over and done with.

Bit hard when they put you through that pointless shit though


 No.118778


 No.118784

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>>118726

>Last fatty I had farted during the root, lost my erection and went home

Thats pretty horrifying. Would have done the same.

>>118730

>They have low IQ so they qualify for dsp regardless from their inbreeding, all those lebs that went to fight with ISIS were all on the dsp

Have been researching the levels of inbreeding in Muslim communities and the retards they produce. Apparently first cousing marriage is extremely common and so is regressive deformities/retardation. Even in London etc.

>>118743

>Reminder that death is inevitable and we're all going to die pretty soon. Make the most of it, neetio.

Unless Moores Law continues as it has been for decades - soon enough you will have artificial 'cells' that dont wear down as fast as biological cells - if they do - NanoNeets just go in there and replace the fucked up ones with good ones. You could literally be entirely made of artificial cells and it would make no difference to your consciousness.

>>118749

>>haven't had a proper friend since year 3

My only friend recently died. Top that. He got hospital contracted Pneuomia and was dead in a matter of a week. Now I have no friends and no dog or Mummybot. All of them are dead.

>>118760

> did you ever have a strong and influential male role model during your formative and adolescent years?

Han Solo.

>>118771

>I just feel really motivated over the last few days, I don't have to force myself to do things anymore - I just do them.

Did you get some new meds?

Seriously, Ive been feeling motivated too - because of upping the meds. Fucker Job Network - Im going to force them to pay for this Digital Gaming course - I want a piece of that Appstore game pie aswell. Making a NEET game first. Will be beta testing in the Gen.


 No.118785>>118790

>>118768

Making things is for normies


 No.118790>>118791 >>118820

>>118785

Things in general are for normies


 No.118791

>>118790

nobody wants to admit it but we're all crypto-normies here


 No.118792>>118805 >>118822

File (hide): 75ad8a1a6d24f21⋯.jpg (10.04 KB, 205x246, 5:6, images (1).jpg) (h) (u)

Well - Looks like the Government will be paying me to play Games.

Cert 4 in Digital Games etc online course is given the green light today - managers, by pure luck were in the Job Network when I went there - theyre never there. Normies listened to my spiel and loved it.

Will be designing games, playing and self-publishing them on Appstore Google Store etc.

First time in years I see a glimmer of hope at the end of the long dark tunnel known as my fucked up life.


 No.118795>>118796

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>>118710

I lost her about a month ago and the DSP about 3 months before that. Dont meet that magical 20 point requirement they have in place now

Aimless as fuck, dont know anybody in this town (moved here to be closer to her family), then I see shit like 'gender equal' crossing signals being planned in Melbourne

Kill me tbh i've had enough


 No.118796>>118899

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>>118795

>I lost her about a month ago and the DSP about 3 months before that. Dont meet that magical 20 point requirement they have in place now

>Aimless as fuck, dont know anybody in this town (moved here to be closer to her family), then I see shit like 'gender equal' crossing signals being planned in Melbourne

>Kill me tbh i've had enough

Sorry to hear that Neet. Honestly, whats left of my shrunken, bitter OldNeet heart goes out to you because you were hit with a double whammy. Dont do anything rash m8. I know what you must be feeling.

Within 3 months 5 years ago I lost my Gran - massive heart attack, Lost my Mum to cancer - then a few weeks later the long term partner stole monet from me and moved out, ending the r/s - all because I gave her an ultimatum of her getting off the drugs or the r/s. She chose drugs.

Are you in Melb? Im an hour out of Melb and come into the city now and again.

Got coffee this morning and saw in the paper the bullshit about the crossing signals - what a fucking waste of money.

You need to do what I just did - you would obviously be with a Disability Employment Provider by now, if not, demand youre moved to one - then get them to fund a course - like the digital gaming on Ive just made them fund. Online, dont have to deal with normies, and youre excempt from WFD or nagging bs. Can give you links to the courses if you like.

Chin up m8.

Having my family die and my r/s end was pretty rough, but I got a second chance and the r/s was unhealthy as fuck anyway. I was miserable.


 No.118797>>118798

money, not monet. I never had a Monet.


 No.118798>>118799

>>118797

Just give me Monet

That's what I want …

Yeah, that's what I want


 No.118799>>118800 >>118801

>>118798

they had less but lived in better times

what went so wrong?


 No.118800>>118803

>>118799

>they had less but lived in better times

>what went so wrong?

Women got the right to vote - voted in parasites that could exploit their low intelligence - women got the pill and 'sexual liberation' - aka - they got a free pass to be complete whores/sluts.


 No.118801>>118802

>>118799

I get what you're saying m8 but we have it a lot better.

We have clean water,electricity,endless free entertainment, supermarkets full of all sorts of shit from around the world and computers.

And most importantly, we have the dole.

They did get to live in a nigger free world though, and you could bitchslap women when they deserved it, no argument there.


 No.118802>>118833

>>118801

> we have it a lot better.

Yes, thats true - but we as a society are way more miserable than back then I think.


 No.118803>>118804 >>118822

>>118800

>'sexual liberation'

Even normies must understand that sexual liberation means 'I want to get fucked by Chad with no consequences'. I don't understand how this became an accepted thing.


 No.118804

>>118803

>Even normies must understand that sexual liberation means 'I want to get fucked by Chad with no consequences'. I don't understand how this became an accepted thing.

Normies - not the brightest people in the world - easy to herd, easy to manipulate. They dont have any problems with it because they dont have the cognitive powers to question it. And if some do, they keep quiet about it because they know the herd mentality would ostracize them.


 No.118805

File: c6385a6e9f3cac0⋯.webm (120.78 KB, 480x270, 16:9, goodjob.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>118792

that's pretty cool anon. Keep us updated on your game


 No.118810>>118811

File (hide): 50784c945e8437c⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 306x306, 1:1, pepe1.jpg) (h) (u)

http://www.smh.com.au/comment/even-struggle-street-is-unaffordable-now-for-young-australians-20170226-gulry3.html

Absolutely fuming reading these comments, whole range of facts and evidence and the boomers are just muh anecdotes and "hard work" ethic - Look at some of these comments

"Nah, mainly it just means young people need to stop crying and get some worthwhile skills that will make them employable in a 21st century economy.

Stop studying 12th century basket-weaving feminist poetry meejia communication blogger surfer click studies. Start doing STEM, finance, law, accounting or get a trade in construction, anything in mining, plumber, carpenter etc.

Also, don't worry about property prices. You'll inherit your parent's houses. You can also move beyond Leichhardt where units in Blacktown are far more affordable."

Seriously suggesting STEM, Finance, Law, Accounting or getting a trade? Give me a fucking break, if you read the article you'd see that trades are almost non-existent if you don't have family connections like an under that can take you under your wing. Yeah great idea with them gutting TAFE. The recommendation to do Law is even more ridiculous, just about the most saturated degree you can do. Accounting is offshored increasingly, just as the T in STEM is. What does that leave? Engineering, Maths and Finance? What for? Investment Banking is a structurally declining industry and even most retail banks are increasingly automating roles, seriously when was the last time you actually went into a bank branch?

Don't worry about property prices? Yeah just wage slave until you're fucking 50 and your parents kick the bucket which is a monumentally sad event and then you inherit the house to spend the last 20 years of your life now that you're not able to reproduce and your body is all fucked up and you're basically stuck inside all day anyway? Has this fucking boomer cunt ever been to Blacktown? The western suburbs of Sydney cost what the eastern suburbs did 10 fucking years ago.

Just about had it lads, young Australians have been sucker punched and shat on and are now being told to be grateful for it. The job scenario, housing un-affordability we're dealing with in the current not to mention the environmental and multicultural messes the boomers left us to inherit topped off with us being taxed to hell when they all start retiring and demanding the pension despite living in one of the greatest periods of economic growth ever.


 No.118811>>118812

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>>118810

Just read the comments - had to stop - rage and speg powers were increasing too fast.

The idiot you quoted was rebutted here, or maybe the other way round. Based Aussie commenter said this - "I know of many people with skills in STEM who are now unemployed. Who needs mechanical engineers when manufacturing is vanishing. As for law and finance. Those jobs graduates used to do have now been outsourced to India. There are plenty of lawyers and accountants working on the checkout at Woollies. As for the trades when you get over 200 applicants for 3 apprenticeships you know there is a problem. Many of my friends children were desperate for an apprenticeship but simply could not get one. When flat pack houses take off those construction jobs will also vanish. We were told of "Innovation and Jobs". Well over the past 30+ years innovation has all about getting rid of jobs. The garbage truck mechanical arm got rid of the jobs of the two guys on the back. Some years ago I worked on a mine expansion. The target was a 400% increase in production with a mere 20% increase in workforce."


 No.118812>>118813

>>118811

I just re-read them, thankfully a fair few more people than I would have expected managed really insightful and truthful posts but some of them are just pure BS

Fucking boomers that just spend all day watching TV, reading Fairfax media publications and bitching to their friends about how kids are lazy because they have one nephew or niece who is a piece of shit when the rest are slaving their fucking asses off at Uni/trade/job (If they can get them) for fuck all in return


 No.118813>>118819

>>118812

> but some of them are just pure BS

Some of the Boomer comments read like paid shills. Wouldnt surprise me one bit if OZ has a Gov sanctioned and paid for propaganda army like Obama signed in around 2012.


 No.118818

>>118714

>>118715

top kek

I just finished some red rooster. Was alright, the cheesy nuggets are pretty good.


 No.118819

>>118813

BIDF?

i'd buy it


 No.118820>>118821

>>118790

Nothing in this general is for normies


 No.118821

>>118820

poor normies, no room for them


 No.118822>>118823

>>118792

Is that a TAFE course?

You getting Newstart still or Youth Allowance?

>>118803

>Even normies must understand that sexual liberation means 'I want to get fucked by Chad with no consequences'.

I noticed that I saw so many hot women on campus today but really few couples and PDA's (public display of affection)


 No.118823>>118824

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>>118822

>Is that a TAFE course?

>You getting Newstart still or Youth Allowance?

Heres the course - Its Online Accredited.

Newstart.

https://www.tafecourses.com.au/course-listing/certificate-iv-in-digital-media-technologies-ict40815/


 No.118824>>118834 >>118862

>>118823

So… Do you still have to pay for it?


 No.118828>>118829 >>118832 >>118836 >>118839 >>118841

Anyone else curious how fagneet is going regarding his fitness? The dudes been seemingly sticking with the healthy living for ages.


 No.118829>>118835

>>118828

don't see why anyone would be

living healthy is easy and anybody can get started anytime


 No.118832

>>118828

Lol, there's a big difference between talking and doing m8.

He's the sort to buy a set of weights,never use them and spend the next 2 years ranting about how fit he is.


 No.118833>>118837

>>118802

They did not have time or the cognitive foresight to be miserable.


 No.118834

>>118824

If it is like other tafe courses they have a max price for centrelink folk, something like $104 last time I checked, probably went up heaps since that was back when labor was in power. I would be surprised if the LNP have not gutted it and made NEETs have to spend a fortune just to try to improve their situation.


 No.118835

>>118829

Living healthy is pretty easy if you're cutting, but gaining mass isn't so easy.


 No.118836

>>118828

He's fat and just larps as being fit so he doesn't cry so much when he gets rejected at the bath house


 No.118837>>118838 >>118840

>>118833

You even wot m8?!!1

They certainly had the time and the cognitive ability. Society was also a lot more straightforward than today.

They suffered misery and hardship but I think moral character and stoic virtue had more to do with their happiness in those times. Art and architecture had value and conveyed the beauty of a strong culture. Monet shows this well.


 No.118838>>118840

>>118837

But m8, he said "cognitive forsight"

See, he must be clever and know what he's on about.


 No.118839

>>118828

Yeah it's good to see NEETs setting goals and sticking to them. On that note I'm going to get into bed before midnight so I don't wake up feeling like I've been hit by a fucking truck of fatigue like every other morning.

Nighty nighty neeteroos


 No.118840>>118845 >>118851 >>118862

>>118838

>>118837

M8 you were on one of two tiers of society on those days.

Poor folk who had no education and knew nothing of anything and thought shit nobody would be entertained with today was the tits.

Or rich folk who were educated and into arts and whose pursuits and careers were more hobbies they invested in because they found them fascinating.

Source: I WAS there.


 No.118841>>118855

>>118828

I wonder what happened to that gold detector of his. I found a few coins on the ground and thought it'd be neet to see how many are hidden just below the top.


 No.118842>>118917

Hey uni neet how did you go about avoiding max appointments when you were doing that "volunteer work" with the wall?


 No.118843>>118849 >>118862

I'm seriously considering the neet lifestyle. I already spend all my time at home anyway and never meet people (I work from home), so maybe I could just give in to despair and do literally nothing all day.


 No.118844>>118845 >>118846 >>118862

No.118840

I am dead certain that even the most poverty stricken cunt of the day who wouldn't be classified as clinically retarded right now, probably thought about his lot, his station or his hopes at one point or another in his miserable existence. But he couldn't throw up his arms and run to mummybot or gubmint and declare himself neet to all and sundry. Fucking no cunt. He got on with it. You think cenno gives you fuck all. That cunt worked for a pittance or his "fair measure", which he probably enjoyed a lot. Today we get better. But are we content with our lot? You already know that one.

I think the suffering of those before us contributed to our betterment yet humanity has a long way to go.

Night neets.

RN


 No.118845>>118846

>>118840

>>118844

Fuck this assbackwards website.

Cancer on mobile and not much better on a PC.

Not u neets, the Fucking tech and design of the damn thing.


 No.118846>>118850 >>118862 >>118873

>>118845

>>118844

It is cause we were all taught that we could do anything we wanted to, follow our dreams etc etc. We are all unique special people and the world is our oyster.

People did not get given that bullshit back then, they were told they were a cog in the machine of god and man and they worked the place they were given.

It is like when you look at a library of steam games now vs when all you had was a SNES with 5 games. You played more games back then and enjoyed them more even though you had less and they were shitter. The human mind is just not made to deal with huge amounts of choice so it freezes up and causes anxiety resulting in no action being taken.


 No.118849>>118852

>>118843

Working from home is every neets dream. Don't throw it away to wake up at 1pm and watch anime all day while your mum yells at you.


 No.118850>>118873

One more post zzz

>>118846

>It is cause we were all taught that we could do anything we wanted to, follow our dreams etc etc. We are all unique special people and the world is our oyster.

You're dead on. This shit has handicapped my generation. I remember being asked what I wanted to to do when I grow up. I said I wanted to stare at the sky and listen to the wind. Every cunt thought I was weird. Just my aut way of saying I wanted to be happy, content, or neet without having to worry about money.

>People did not get given that bullshit back then, they were told they were a cog in the machine of god and man and they worked the place they were given.

Thank Fuck for that. And thank god they didn't go on strike. We probably wouldn't be here otherwise.

>It is like when you look at a library of steam games now vs when all you had was a SNES with 5 games. You played more games back then and enjoyed them more even though you had less and they were shitter.

I still remember only having 10 games on the original Xbox. I loved them to death. My mates had more but I was content with mine. Happiest days.

>The human mind is just not made to deal with huge amounts of choice so it freezes up and causes anxiety resulting in no action being taken.

I actually feel this so much sometimes. Gives me anxiety and existential panic attacks. You're dead on neeyo. Laters m8.


 No.118851>>118854

>>118840

>Source: I WAS there

You were around in the 1920's and before m8 ?

Well, I hate to call a fella a lying cunt

But

You're a lying cunt


 No.118852>>118853

>>118849

I guess I'm just depressed with my current lifestyle. I need a trip to Japan or somewhere.


 No.118853

>>118852

Go to bali like all the normies do


 No.118854

>>118851

I am eternal fgt. Prove I wasn't.

Were you there?


 No.118855>>118858

>>118841

He threw it out after he realised it couldn't fit in his ass


 No.118856>>118857

File: 2720e342643a532⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, STOPWATCHING.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Just took a stroll for some alcohol.

3 500ml cans of heineken.

Summer needs to be over already so I can go out during the day without getting burnt.

Sun cream feels like itchy glue on my skin.


 No.118857

>>118856

You need to get yourself some muslim woman clothes. No sun or normies will bother you then


 No.118858

>>118855

Digits confirm


 No.118862>>118871 >>118873

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>>118824

>So… Do you still have to pay for it?

No way, its something like 3k to do - Im not paying a dime - I think because I have a Disability Job Provider its different in terms of funding. They had me at a normal Job Provider originally before I did a Spergout and tried to get a similar priced course funded - they said 'nope, courses are only funded if youre fresh out of high school' So, yeah, not sure if the gov itself gutted the funding, but more than likely its the Job Provider people taking that money they receive to better you and keeping it till the end of the financial year so they can take it themselves.

>>118840

>M8 you were on one of two tiers of society on those days.

>Poor folk who had no education and knew nothing of anything and thought shit nobody would be entertained with today was the tits.

>Or rich folk who were educated and into arts and whose pursuits and careers were more hobbies they invested in because they found them fascinating.

>Source: I WAS there.

We were talking about the old, old days, like the 1920-1950 eras I think.

>>118843

>I'm seriously considering the neet lifestyle. I already spend all my time at home anyway and never meet people (I work from home), so maybe I could just give in to despair and do literally nothing all day.

What kind of work do you do from home? Dont say sexy cams or something either.

>>118844

>I am dead certain that even the most poverty stricken cunt of the day who wouldn't be classified as clinically retarded right now

Will have to look for the info later today, but I believe that the average 10 year old was educated to a standard that would be comparable to a Uni student in todays world. Will go as far as to say back then people were educated way more than present society.

>>118846

>The human mind is just not made to deal with huge amounts of choice so it freezes up and causes anxiety resulting in no action being taken.

Youre def onto some heavily insightful stuff here - Remember reading something in Psychology about this.


 No.118868>>118870

>>118697

if i could get an electric car and not a petrol car, i would only have to leave the house to get fast food (they dont deliver here) and not worry about getting mugged by niggers at the petrol station


 No.118869

Morning neets


 No.118870

>>118868

But how will you sniff fuel then


 No.118871

>>118862

I spent thirty seconds staring at this picture trying to figure out the common phrase or concept that they had in common. I've played those mobile games for a total of maybe fifteen minutes over the past five years and they've forever changed the way I look at four-panel pictures.


 No.118872>>118873 >>118889

Another day another work for the dole, they're shutting the bike place down in 5 weeka and we havent done fuck all since then. All the bikes will probably end up back at the tip


 No.118873>>118894

>>118846

>>118862

>>118850

I reckon there are probably actionable steps we can take to address this. It must've come up quite literally millions of times in our species' history, people emigrating to regions with effectively unlimited resources and no human competition, deciding where exactly to start building. Hunters and gatherers had unlimited free time, there was no concept of wagecucking for the jews.

I think maybe the problem isn't unlimited choice and abundant free time but our anxious desire to accomplish things. Social conditioning runs pretty deep and I think it's fair to say we all feel pressured to 'make something' of our lives, we may not want to be salarymen but that doesn't mean we don't have the same driving urges they do.

>>118872

I don't understand why they aren't putting WFD to work on public projects which actually improve the country. Wouldn't you feel good if you got to wake up each day and be driven to a project out in the sunshine to leisurely work on dam-building or river rerouting or tree-planting?


 No.118875>>118876 >>118878 >>118888

Anyone else notice the huge increase in the accuracy of targeted ads from google over the last few months? I'm using my phone to post and I'm getting ads for shit that I've never searched or looked up but have talked about aloud.

It kinda seems like now instead of using metadata, browsing history and social site info they are directly sifting through recorded conversations for keywords that match ads they have?

Shit it would take so much computing and storage, wouldn't surprise me if they'd managed to finally make a quantum computer and AI.


 No.118876>>118877

>>118875

I delete cookies and what ever else i can, i don't even look at ads


 No.118877>>118879 >>118880

>>118876

I eat cookies and whatever else I can. Good morning everyone and Happy International Women's Day


 No.118878

>>118875

> they are directly sifting through recorded conversations for keywords that match ads they have?

"One friend complained to her boyfriend about a migraine, her first ever, only to find the next day she was being followed on Twitter by a migraine support group.

Another had an in-depth chat with her sister about a tax issue, and the next day was served up a Facebook advert from tax experts offering advice on that exact issue."

Yes, google, facebook etc are all in kahoots. They are listening on apps and pages when the device seems off too. Recently had many pages ask to access my MIDI?


 No.118879

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>>118877

>spoiler

happy, yeah right


 No.118880>>118897

>>118877

>>118877

> Happy International Women's Day

theyre celebrating responsibility avoidance, being treated like children, which they demand - patting themselves on the back for getting into the workforce which accomplished nothing but declining wages and unemployment. The right to murder their unborn children in record numbers. Not things a normal person would want to be celebrating.


 No.118881>>118882 >>118886

File (hide): ad91005399600cb⋯.gif (88.53 KB, 240x240, 1:1, chiyo_crying.gif) (h) (u)

just cuck my life into pieces


 No.118882>>118883 >>118884

>>118881

>just cuck my life into pieces

Whats happened now?


 No.118883>>118884

>>118882

probably fapped to something then found out it had a penis


 No.118884>>118885

>>118882

>>118883

I just feel depressed tbh


 No.118885>>118890 >>118946

>>118884

>I just feel depressed tbh

Perspective - you could be a muzzie, sandnigger, african, low IQ retard or even a parasitic woman. Youre a white, straight male. Not too shabby.


 No.118886>>118887

>>118881

I'll second that request, jolly old barber.

>speaking to the gym manager who offered me some work

>turns out the 'job' is running my own classes out of the gym

>I'll be charged hundreds of dollars a week in rent

>they'll also be taking a cut of the class fees I receive from my clients

>my clients who don't even fucking exist because I've never worked in the fitness industry

On second thought, my shit's already cucked up quite nicely.


 No.118887

>>118886

>>speaking to the gym manager who offered me some work

>>turns out the 'job' is running my own classes out of the gym

>>I'll be charged hundreds of dollars a week in rent

>>they'll also be taking a cut of the class fees I receive from my clients

>>my clients who don't even fucking exist because I've never worked in the fitness industry

Even the Goyim are using the Jew Tricks.


 No.118888

>>118875

I always get ads for things I've searched for. Today it's been courses on that tafe site because i clicked on that neets link.


 No.118889

>>118872

You should give nzneet a new one


 No.118890>>118891

>>118885

>>118885

>you could be a muzzie, sandnigger, african, low IQ retard or even a parasitic woman

None of those have the IQ and/or sentience to feel depressed


 No.118891>>118892

Well, looks like Wikileaks just dropped the biggest explosive nuke shit in its history.

CIA idiots developed spying tools and either sold them to other countries or lent them out?

Basically, this Vault 7 leak proves that everything can be remotely tapped and/or manipulated.

Which is EXACTLY what Ive been saying for years.

Smart tvs, mobile phones, ipads, fucking everything can, and is most likely recording and listening to everything.

>>118890

>>you could be a muzzie, sandnigger, african, low IQ retard or even a parasitic woman

>None of those have the IQ and/or sentience to feel depressed

That makes sense.


 No.118892>>118893

>>118891

the problem with a dragnet that large and wide is how they would process all that information or even store it

not to say that it's not shtf bad but anybody who wasn't noided since snowden and prism being revealed is a few years too late


 No.118893>>118898

>>118892

>the problem with a dragnet that large and wide is how they would process all that information or even store it

Snowden explained exactly how they do it. The whole shaboo - all the metadata is stored offline then CIAGoons just search through the data via their google-like XKeyscore software etc. CIA are just gun running drug dealers - they have billion to buy data storage centers - more than likely they have an in-house compression algorithm too.

I see what you mean - but this leaks now exposes the CIA as the ones who let all this software get out into other countries, which now makes blaming another country for 'hacking' or 'influencing the election' as moot. The CIA software can spoof any country origin. Mexico could hack Venezuela and spoof as China to start a war between them, or other nefarious shit like hacking the US power infrastructure or banking infrastructure then blaming an innocent country.

This is like Snowden 2.0 shit.


 No.118894

>>118873

>I don't understand why they aren't putting WFD to work on public projects which actually improve the country. Wouldn't you feel good if you got to wake up each day and be driven to a project out in the sunshine to leisurely work on dam-building or river rerouting or tree-planting?

We did this sort of work when I did Green Army for six months in 2015. We did do work to benefit the community (pic) like building bridges and walkways. But most of the other work was done with a wfd attitude which changed it from fun conservation to not fun slacking in the sun. Thanks but no thanks Mr Abbott.


 No.118896>>118913

>tfw you realize everyone has been lying to you about ethics and values since you were a child

These beliefs are so deeply ingrained that I never would have questioned them myself. Why DO I feel obligated to accept and offer help to people who don't look like me, people who don't share my culture? Why DO I believe that being honest is the best course of action, that hard work pays off?

The more closely I examine my beliefs, the less sense they make. They're so directly and obviously detrimental to my own wellbeing that I wonder how they became accepted in the first place - do people spread these values knowing full well they'll weaken anyone who holds them near to his heart? Is it a deliberate attempt to gain an advantage?


 No.118897

>>118880

International mummybot day


 No.118898

>>118893

Clemency is a good policy to adopt in moderation. I don't think people are being misleading in that regards. Like you said, it's when it becomes detrimental to yourself and your family is when it should stop and where it hasn't.


 No.118899>>118906 >>118907

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>>118796

Nah not in Melb, I'm in Mandurah in WA. Pity you aren't closer, could neet it up together. Sorry about your life crumbling too; as shit as this may sound it's good to know someone out there can relate.

The Disability provider here is just fucking hopeless, happened to move to the town with the 2nd highest unemployment rate in the country as well.

Send us some links neetanon, I may as well have a squiz


 No.118900

Just woke up


 No.118902

>>118901

Lol faggot, kys filtered


 No.118903

>>118901

Have you found anything interesting? Looks like a pretty fun hobby, not sure about the whole 'being outside in the sweltering heat' aspect though.


 No.118906>>118972

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>>118899

>The Disability provider here is just fucking hopeless, happened to move to the town with the 2nd highest unemployment rate in the country as well.

>Send us some links neetanon, I may as well have a squiz

I think in in the 2nd highest rural unemployment in Vic after Moe. Luckily I keep to myself and have nothing to do with the local scumbags.

Heres the page with the digital media/gaming courses. https://www.tafecourses.com.au/courses/digital-media/

Theyre pricey - but worth a shot at convincing the Employment Agency you need to do it.


 No.118907>>118908

>>118899

>The Disability provider here is just fucking hopeless

Just found this regarding DSP - If they booted you off it, you just keep re-applying for it.

"1. you need to keep friends with your job agency and centrelink

2. you need to keep copies of everything you write -- give no phone calls, no phone messages and no verbal conversations

3. people who are sick shouldn’t have to do computer uploads -post everything to Centrelink, reply paid 7800, Canberra ACT 2610

4. write to your local MP: thank them for what Centrelink does for people and let them know your situation and that you applied for DSP and the date -- (you create a paper trail this way).

BECAUSE THE COMMONWEALTH DEPT. OF EMPLOYMENT MAKES THE RULES IT IS THEM WHO THE ARGUMENT SHOULD BE WITH, THEY SHOULD PROVIDE MORE FUNDING

5. You MUST complete a PROGRAM OF SUPPORT -- write to Centrelink saying you want to be put on a PROGRAM OF SUPPORT

6. Every appointment you go to:job agency, centrelink, local MP. , doctors please take a friend or relative with you as a witness and support person

7. When you get your first rejection letter -- immediately fill out a NEW APPLICATION for DSP – I really mean it!!! And go through the whole gut renching process again. A new GP or medical form is required as well. List all you medical conditions as long as they are listed as treated and stable (even one untreated or unstable condition will keep you off DSP)

8. Also when you get the first rejection letter you need to appeal for a review and go up each of the appeal steps. Gut renching though they may be.

9. EACH AND EVERY TIME YOU ARE REJECTED REPEAT STEPS 7. & 8. I am serious, even if you send photocopies with new dates on them!

10. you need to take all appeals as high as the Social Security Appeals Tribunal (see SSAT website) and then to the next appeal level above that) Administrative Appeals.

11. A doctor told me even people in wheel chairs weren’t getting DSP.

12. Read the comments made on the FAQ page on this website -- the comments from Lou, Maeve etc are very relevant

13. Read John Grisham’s book -- not sure of the title but it it about an insurance company called “The Great Benefit Society” this company is what Centrelink has become.

14. Keep going through this list again and again, talk to friends, go to charities for help. Send your case details to Cassandra, CEO, ACOSS (google the address) and get help from the Social Security Rights or Welfare Rights service.

15. Sorry this list is so long but I want to be thorough to assist you and anyone else who needs DSP."


 No.118908>>118909 >>118910

>>118907

Fucking easier to get a job


 No.118909

>>118908

>Fucking easier to get a job

Was reading more over at the Unemployed Workers Union site - Down Syndrome, MS, Lupus, everything - all knocked back.

Fucking shameful.

These JSP assholes are just milking the system. 95 percent of their 'jobs' are fabricated.


 No.118910

>>118908

That's kind of the point


 No.118912>>118914

1 more day of wfd then it's weekend time again, going full wagecuck right now


 No.118913

>>118896

Honesty is a White invention


 No.118914>>118915

>>118912

Poor neet, when does it end?


 No.118915>>118916

>>118914

5 months, I'll be in the crazy house by then thou


 No.118916

>>118915

Just get a cert and quit early


 No.118917>>118921 >>118945 >>118961

>>118842

I am a privileged NEET who lives with my parents, my parents are both wagies and so financially they're ok having me be a NEET (Although they do pressure me to apply to jobs and grad programs etc.)

I usually take the rubbish down every day, put the bins out, do the washing up and drying, take care of everything outside like the lawn and do the weekly shopping runs too as well as vacuuming.

It is a lot of work but its prob like 2 hours a day of house wage slaving a day which is alright. I am different to most NEETs in that my parents are very supportive of my lifestyle so to speak as it makes their 9-5 wagie lifestyle easier. I'm a house NEET basically


 No.118918

Tfw want to relax and drink a single beer but i don't have any

The neetlife is always full of challenges m8s


 No.118921>>118922

>>118917

Most wagies would call your parents enablers


 No.118922>>118924 >>118925 >>118943

>>118921

True, but at least it's not a strain on the taxpayer. I guess you could think of it as instead of them hiring people to do the laws, cleaning everything inside and Coles/Woolworths home deliveries they outsource it to their son kek


 No.118924

>>118922

Do you tell wagies that you work for a family business?


 No.118925>>118926

>>118922

They're grooming you so they can sell you out to other parents who's own neets refuse to do chores


 No.118926>>118927

>>118925

>rent-a-neet

>replaces rent-a-hubby when single mums forget what it's like to have a man around the house

genius m8


 No.118927>>118928

>>118926

Many single mothers don't think too highly of men. That could be a scary job


 No.118928>>118929 >>118933

>>118927

don't say that or dominos will start buying up 457s to get pajeets to steal our jobs


 No.118929

>>118928

We can't have BO running out of drug money


 No.118930>>118931 >>118944


 No.118931>>118932

>>118930

Hopefully it helps your cough


 No.118932

>>118931

Hmmm…yes


 No.118933>>118934 >>118935

>>118928

I had dominos last night


 No.118934

>>118933

Do you feel fat and ashamed that you partook of pjaeets forbidden poo fruit?


 No.118935

>>118933

Even when it was free dominos still wasn't worth it


 No.118936

>>118625

not the guy u replied to but that's adrian gee, an aussie prankster

has some quite good stuff.


 No.118937


 No.118939>>118940

Voting day this saturday for WA


 No.118940>>118941

>>118939

not really looking forward to it


 No.118941

>>118940

I'm gonna lie and go to one of the early voting places after wfd tomorrow, not spending my now precious saturdays voting for jews


 No.118943

>>118922

You're the pajneet of the family


 No.118944>>118945 >>118948

>>118930

Rikodeine has 4.4 grams of sorbitol per…. 10mL, I think. It's a sugar alcohol and an effective dose of dihydrocodeine means you're swallowing enough of it to bother your stomach and intestines. It feels good but you'll have the nastiest farts and some cunts get stuck to the toilet shitting liquid for eight hours. Just a bit of warning from your friendly neighborhood NEET


 No.118945

>>118917

> I'm a house NEET basically

Neety The House Elf.

>>118944

>It feels good but you'll have the nastiest farts and some cunts get stuck to the toilet shitting liquid for eight hours. Just a bit of warning from your friendly neighborhood NEET

Thats just plain nasty.


 No.118946>>118947

>>118885

I thank god every day that i'm not john


 No.118947


 No.118948

>>118944

It's ok I'll get mummy to clean the toilet


 No.118950>>118951

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OldNeets Course Funding Update -

Ok lads, spent yesterday messaging both the hot Upskilled course lady and the Disability Job Network guy.

Went in person tuesday told Job Guy about course - they asked how much it was - I told them I think its 2800. Yesterday after 7 emails get told by Job Guy he will ask his manager - but that it looks like they wont be able to cover full cost. - I dont have a spare cent to my name.

Fuck them right in their asses.

New plan.

Found PB has a 13gb Game Development Unity course in video and PDF. 6-12 months. Looks like it not only covers the original course, but way beyond.

More than likely I will be getting Based Muslim Doc to give me Mad Med Certs and I will have to start studying the material myself.

The gov just doesnt give a shit. Honestly.

Fuck this bullshit.


 No.118951>>118952

>>118950

>The gov just doesnt give a shit.

Yeah, figures that now the economy is visibly tanking and people are more skeptical now than ever they're looking for a scapegoat whether it be doll bludgeons or people outside of their boys club to avoid the lynching. I find it hilarious that even ACA is having a go at them for using tax money as a means for a free vacation and meals.


 No.118952>>118953

>>118951

>Yeah, figures that now the economy is visibly tanking and people are more skeptical now than ever they're looking for a scapegoat whether it be doll bludgeons or people outside of their boys club to avoid the lynching. I find it hilarious that even ACA is having a go at them for using tax money as a means for a free vacation and meals.

Youre right on the money Neet. You can see the seams of society bursting. The common thread seems to be warranted anger - at the gov, establishment, banks, greedy, elite. Yet, those very same fuckers have re-directed and engineered this anger so as to point it towards each other via identity politics, SJW bullshit etc. Read a while ago, about a story that even back in the 50s the govs knew shit was hitting the fan once X population marker was hit. Thinktanks had independently come to the same conclusion - some type of societal organic tipping point of chaos. Seems theyre just using this chaos to line their own pockets.


 No.118953>>118958

>>118952

Question is, are they going to stop bashing the doll bludgeons when every second person on the street is unemployed or are they going to start blaming white Australia for being slack and demand even more immigration?


 No.118958>>118959

>>118953

>Question is, are they going to stop bashing the doll bludgeons when every second person on the street is unemployed or are they going to start blaming white Australia for being slack and demand even more immigration?

Good question. Theyve done a good job of hiding the real unemployment figures and available jobs. The real figures are double and half - double the bogus ABS statistic of around 5 percent - its over 10 percent and the 'available' jobs narrative is bullshit too. Its half or less than the ABS figure. Now, people are waking up to all this. Lets face it, most normies have a stricter routine than Neets - they go to work - home - work - home etc. They dont see much or even interact with a great deal of people - they live in a bubble.

Its now becoming known to the normies that for every advertisd job there are hundreds, sometimes thousands of applicants - that doesnt happen unless there are a fuckload of unemployed and not enough jobs - the normies still hold onto this media driven narrative that everything is ok - and stick to their guns, double down on their beliefs - now there is a tipping point coming where the normies will awaken to the fact that theyre been lied to - and once it become obvious to everyone - then you will see the shit fly.

The gov will continue the narrative of the dole bludger forever - until they can no longer hide it. Until the normies start waking up. I dont expect that to happen for a few years - or unless the economy really takes a huge depression-like nosedive. Which I dont think is far off - only then will they admit shit - and even then they will try to pass the buck.


 No.118959>>118960

>>118958

Normies will never wake up, they're too content with getting their news from the project thinking it's "Alternative news" or something


 No.118960

>>118959

NEET News Network when?


 No.118961>>118962

>>118917

So you're basically a House-maid NEET, no offence. Still a couple hours housework in your own home everyday to keep your parents off your back is better than any WFTD nonsense.


 No.118962>>118963

>>118961

I'd argue that there's the rare case of WFD actually being fun but I think anyone can agree that HouseNEET does have it pretty great.


 No.118963>>118964 >>118965 >>118975

>>118962

>but I think anyone can agree that HouseNEET does have it pretty great

Agreed, for instance he not only has a mummybot but also the very rare daddybot. Or am I the only one here raised by a single mum?


 No.118964

>>118963

>Or am I the only one here raised by a single mum?

Probably, since most of them would be using Reddit.


 No.118965>>118970

>>118963

>Agreed, for instance he not only has a mummybot but also the very rare daddybot. Or am I the only one here raised by a single mum?

Ive noticed that apart from one or two Neets, Id say 90 percent of Neets come from single mother households. Thats not a Neet monopoly either. Must be 30 or more percent of kids/young adults nowdays are single mother households.


 No.118966>>118967 >>118968 >>118969

Anyone bought or plan on buying pic-related? From the trailers I've seen it looks pretty damn good. haven't played any iteration of a Tom Clancy game though, just looking for a fun open-world since I'm pretty much done with GTAV.


 No.118967

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>>118966

Didn't know it existed, tell us how it goes if you decide to take the plunge.


 No.118968

>>118966

Haven't bought any vidya in years. Everything's either been free-to-play or completely free.


 No.118969

>>118966

>ubisoft

No


 No.118970

>>118965

I think its because women don't have the heart to give out actual discipline or just kick out their dropkick son. Neets with fathers know their time is always limited.


 No.118972>>118973

>>118906

Thanks neetbro. Unfortunately my DSP flat-out said no and were surprised to hear that there are DSPs in this country that actually fund courses like that still. In fact the one I'm with won't even cover work-related expenses like clothing and boots. Meanwhile pajeet and wong move over in droves and skyrocket property prices, soak up all the work.

this country is going to fucking hell


 No.118973>>119052

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>>118972

>Thanks neetbro. Unfortunately my DSP flat-out said no and were surprised to hear that there are DSPs in this country that actually fund courses like that still. In fact the one I'm with won't even cover work-related expenses like clothing and boots. Meanwhile pajeet and wong move over in droves and skyrocket property prices, soak up all the work.

>this country is going to fucking hell

Just got the same story - though mine claim they will only pay 'some' which might as well be none as Im now a poorfag.

Cheap xbox1 controllers just arrived - talking to postie and next doore neighbor, old bloke in his 60s. He is ex army, retired. Literally said the same stuff that you did. This country is fucked.

He was telling us about all the Indian restaurants here 5-6, gov pays for all of it for them to start a business, no, not joking, funds them for years - even if they dont have any customers. Which they fucking dont. Huge Scam. Then they import all their 17 Pajeet cousins to 'work' at the restaurants.

I'm just going to do the studying myself, this corrupt system wont even help us better ourselves. Because theres too much money to be made having us jobless.


 No.118975>>118976 >>118982

I went to a workshop at uni today and by chance sat next to a cutie. We worked on the group exercise together. Her hand touched mine a few times when we passed measuring instruments back and forth. When we stood around the desk she didn't seem bothered by our bodies almost touching as we talked. Weird shit, NEETs, I haven't been that close to a feeeemale in a good many years.

>>118963

I think most of us would've been raised by single mums or a 'parental unit' where the father is absent in one way or another.

I'm way too empathetic and passive but I think being raised by mummy alone has set me up for a good life. Most fathers teach their sons from a young age that wagecucking for the kikes is an honorable activity and a 'real man' works himself to the bone, plus a whole lot of what I'm going to unironically call toxic masculinity. It's bad form to believe that a man is or does anything in particular because at that point you're not living for yourself and for your own benefit, you're acting on behalf of a mental jew who directs your actions against your interests simply so that you meet arbitrary internalized standards. For an example, consider the man who dies so that unrelated women and children may live: he's not honorable, he's not virtuous, he's merely fallen victim to his personal mental jew. Cucked to death as it were.


 No.118976>>118977

>>118975

what was this workshop on? will you see her again?


 No.118977>>119054

>>118976

It's a bi-weekly workshop for a geography paper. I feel pathetic admitting this but I really hope she's there for both sessions next week.


 No.118982>>118983 >>118990

>>118975

>not telling her you have an instrument she can help measure after class


 No.118983

>>118982

most girls wouldn't own a micrometer m8


 No.118984>>118985 >>118988 >>119010

NEET that people were calling autistic earlier here.

If I did go get diagnosed with something do you reckon I could get DSP?


 No.118985

>>118984

50/50 chance.


 No.118986>>118996 >>119091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline

And with a spark, it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen


 No.118988>>118989

>>118984

No. You're probably only meme autistic anyway


 No.118989>>119010

>>118988

What does that mean? For what it is worth, I do not think I am autistic but people here were saying I should seriously consider getting tested.


 No.118990>>118991

>>118982

I thought about asking for her number so we could arrange study sessions in the library but there were too many people within earshot and I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable. We got along naturally and if I can milk that social interaction for the whole semester I'll be happy.


 No.118991>>118993 >>118999

>>118990

>asking for her number

What year are you living in m80. Ask if she has facebook otherwise whatsapp or her communication app of choice.


 No.118992>>118994 >>118995

East coast NEETS - get to the beach this weekend if you can. Waves will be big with really nice conditions. Best conditions in months.


 No.118993>>118999

>>118991

In the current year you can just ask her what site her nudes are on


 No.118994>>118999

>>118992

>neets going to nornie central

Fuck off chad


 No.118995>>118999

>>118992

Are big waves a good thing? Whenever I went to the beach we just built shit in the sand.

I get a bit freaked out at beaches because I have this huge urge to swim out as far as I can until I cannot swim anymore.


 No.118996>>118998

>>118986

Go back to 2008


 No.118997

Just did my early voting in joondalup, the entrance was packed with cunts shilling for political parties.

Have to be organised with my good goy obligations since weekends actually mean something to me now


 No.118998

>>118996

Please help, this burning is real…


 No.118999

>>118991

Was about to say this: >>118993

>Cute girl at uni

Find out if she's a virgin ASAP and/or find out how many boyfriends she's had.

Personally I think it's pretty silly to get feelings for a girl who's already been with 5 for more guys. I mean why bother? Sluts are only good for banging. Thats just my perspective anyway

>>118994

Just wanted to give you guys a heads up

>>118995

Big waves are cherished for surfing

Ocean swimming is pretty common in our beaches, swimming from one side of the beach to the other through the deep parts

The ocean is fun and terrifying at the same time, thats why its so addictive


 No.119001

Quiet thread lately


 No.119002>>119005

can i get a mental health medical cert from my gp or do i need to see the psych?


 No.119003>>119006 >>119013

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I think I'll do TAFE this year, for semester 2. I've been too sedentary with myself.

Also, good morgon.


 No.119005

>>119002

Can get from gp, but better from psych. I get mine from psych


 No.119006>>119007

>>119003

Good morning. What are you studying?


 No.119007>>119009

>>119006

Probably just something IT.


 No.119008>>119012

Cheesecake NEET here,

Might head out to the shops early today and buy some fresh hot cross buns to put on the toaster. Should have a few vids up


 No.119009

>>119007

I was planning on doing the same but I will wait until next year


 No.119010>>119011 >>119023 >>119024

>>118984

>NEET that people were calling autistic earlier here.

>If I did go get diagnosed with something do you reckon I could get DSP?

Not a chance. Autismo will get you nowhere, unless youre a drooling tard. MS, Terminal cancer, brain damage, Down Syndrome - these fuckers cant even get on the DSP. Autismo has ZERO chance.

>>118989

>What does that mean? For what it is worth, I do not think I am autistic but people here were saying I should seriously consider getting tested.

Thats because when you did your driver test you thought it was ok to leave kids in a hot car while you went shopping. Forget the other one - but your reactions to them both were pretty out there.


 No.119011

>>119010

Might as well get an autism test done anyway.

DSP is a lottery but apparently if you hound them enough if you get denied they cave in eventually


 No.119012>>119018

>>119008

>fresh hot cross buns

good man


 No.119013>>119014 >>119015 >>119019

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>going to have to miss another lecture and put off my psychologist visit until next week because I have to pick up the kids from school

>the minimum mark I can achieve for any course this semester is 85%

On a totally unrelated note, what do you cunts think of toll roads in Sydney? I used to pay $20+ to get to and from work and it never made sense that I was paying more than 30% of my income to tax and then paying more to use the roads.

>>119003

G'Morgan NEET


 No.119014

>>119013

>On a totally unrelated note, what do you cunts think of toll roads in Sydney?

Absolutely nothing. Im away from the shithole cities now. Cities have become festering puddles for SJWs, cucks, immigrants and normies. You will continually get Jewed by the tools, the fines, all the revenue based services.

You should become rich - then you can use tax loopholes, offshore accounts and pay 1 percent tax.


 No.119015>>119043

>>119013

>toll roads in Sydney

Fucking bullshit, so much for "o-only til the cost of building the motorway is recouped!"

Guess it was foolish to believe the gubmint would ever give up such an easy cash-cow.


 No.119016>>119017

Feels so good not having to go to wfd today, feel like a neet again


 No.119017


 No.119018

>>119012

Going to get some butter as well. Waiting for mummybot to fuck off to work so I can go to the shops without her incessant whining.


 No.119019>>119043

>>119013

Hop on the discord later today and we can voice chat, I really feel bad for you m8.


 No.119020>>119021 >>119025 >>119028

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WEEDNEET HERE back desperately trying to find some wickr degenerate to get me some precious drugs to stave off depression just a little bit longer.

WHAT HAVE YOU NEETS BEEN DOING WITH YOUR POINTLESS LIVES THIS PAST WEEK?


 No.119021>>119022

>>119020

NEETS don't need drugs to have fun


 No.119022>>119035

>>119021

depressed neets need them to not suicide


 No.119023>>119024 >>119031

>>119010

>Thats because when you did your driver test you thought it was ok to leave kids in a hot car while you went shopping. Forget the other one - but your reactions to them both were pretty out there.

It said nothing about the day being hot. I think it even said a cloudy day if the weather was mentioned at all.


 No.119024>>119031

>>119010

>>119023

Also it was not shopping. It was more specific to a very quick action like "you are parked right outside a pharmacy and need to run in to grab a prescription, they will not be out of your sight"


 No.119025>>119026

>>119020

Not much really. What happened to the last guy you purchased off?


 No.119026>>119027 >>119030 >>119056

>>119025

His wickr disappeared after the buy so I gotta find someone else, I assume I'll find someone good eventually


 No.119027>>119056

>>119026

Go to an abo house and buy half a stick for $30


 No.119028>>119030 >>119032 >>119033 >>119074

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>>119020

>WEEDNEET HERE back desperately trying to find some wickr degenerate to get me some precious drugs to stave off depression just a little bit longer.

Told you to grow your own. You can make a stealth, odor-free box or cabinet, order some autoflower seeds or grow from 12/12 seed. 6 weeks later, hey presto! Cheap weed.


 No.119030>>119032

>>119026

Its a never ending chase. Or do as >>119028 recommends and diy


 No.119031>>119073

>>119023

>It said nothing about the day being hot. I think it even said a cloudy day if the weather was mentioned at all.

Neet, this stuff is just common sense - you dont leave children in a car - thats piss poor parenting.

>>119024

>Also it was not shopping. It was more specific to a very quick action like "you are parked right outside a pharmacy and need to run in to grab a prescription, they will not be out of your sight"

Grabbing a prescription IS shopping. Who cares how hot or cold it is/was - not the point.

Nobody, unless its boguns/Abbos/Muslims ever leaves their kids in the car when they go shopping.


 No.119032>>119033

>>119030

>Its a never ending chase. Or do as >>119028 (You) recommends and diy

Yes, do DIY. There are so many tutorials and info out theree for Neet type mini grows its not funny. A handful of killer strain seeds will set you back maybe 50-100 bucks. If you get feminised seeds you are guaranteed flowering/buds. You can even take 10-20 cutting/clones as its vegging and have your next crop growing whilst youre harvesting/smoking the first one.

Just dont sell to anyone. NEVER tell anyone.

Get a few CFL lamps, cheapo ones.


 No.119033

>>119028

>>119032

I might look at doing that sometime soon then. If it means I don't have to deal with shitty, shitty dealers, I'm all for it.


 No.119035>>119036

>>119022

If a bit of weed is all it takes you can't be too depressed


 No.119036>>119038 >>119039

>>119035

>bit of weed

>smoke an oz a week

>drink a cask of wine a day

ehhhhhhhhhh


 No.119038

>>119036

You should try just beeing urself neet


 No.119039

>>119036

>>bit of weed

>>smoke an oz a week

>>drink a cask of wine a day

>ehhhhhhhhhh

if this is real, you dont need weed, you need a psychiatric hospital.


 No.119040>>119041 >>119042 >>119044 >>119045 >>119110

Arguing with degenerate women on JewBook.

Usual 'reproductive rights' bullshit.

her der fetus is just a clump of cells

- no, its not, it has brainwaves at 40 days and can feel pain then too

REEEE. No its not, stop lying REEEE

-Youre just desperatey attempting to justify murdering an uborn baby to make you feel better about what you did.

-No Im not REEEEE

Fucking retards.


 No.119041

>>119040

should have just told her to build a time machine and abort herself


 No.119042>>119110

>>119040

I think abortion is similar to gay rights, it's a gone issue and not worth fighting over. Abortion especially as women inherently want to avoid responsibility for their actions, there's a reason why it's overwhelmingly men who support banning it.

The type of woman who wants an abortion I believe is the same caliber to be a shit mother though so it's not that bad ultimately.


 No.119043

>>119015

Stupid fucking normies never learn. It's practically a rule of human interaction that taking something away from someone is a thousand times more difficult than never letting them have it to begin with.

>>119019

There's no need to pity me, I just need someone to understand me, you know? I feel like I've been earmarked for a lifetime of hardship and it's wearing me down. I'll try to connect to Discord later tonight when I've got the kids and made dinner and done whatever else needs doing.


 No.119044

>>119040

I should hang outside an abortion centre and ask if the sluts put out, you know their easy


 No.119045>>119046

>>119040

What were you doing on facebook?


 No.119046

>>119045

Spying on normies probably


 No.119047

Get posting you lazy NEETs


 No.119048>>119049 >>119053 >>119057 >>119065 >>119067

Any bullshit planned for the long weekend?

Even though the life of a NEET is just one long weekend


 No.119049

>>119048

didn't even know it was a long weekend kek

more vidya i suppose


 No.119050>>119051 >>119055

fuck i need to go to the shops but have fuck all energy


 No.119051

>>119050

You've left it too late unless you go tonight 8PMish provided they're still open at that time.

Would recommend avoiding shopping centres on weekends, might be best to leave it to Monday morning to avoid the normies.

I'm getting home made pizza tonight boys, keen.


 No.119052

>>118973

>gov pays for all of it for them to start a business, no, not joking, funds them for years - even if they dont have any customers.

I'd like a source or further info on this if anyone can provide?

>I'm just going to do the studying myself

We NEETs have nothing but time and should be learning so many new things, but I know what it's like to be overcome with shit like depression that prevents you from doing anything. Good luck m80.


 No.119053

>>119048

Bought a bottle of scotch, mummy's coming home sunday night so I gotta get drinking before then.

Came back from the dentist after a few more fillings, mouths not numb anymore and took a nice shit.


 No.119054>>119058 >>119067

>>118977

Don't be, women love desperate men…


 No.119055

>>119050

I'll have a NEETwalk to the shops tonight and buy some alcohol.

Not going to bother walking in the heat.


 No.119056

>>119026

Don't worry m9, 'his' wickr will be back up just as soon as his new police 'friends' finish touching up the page with new fonts, logos etc. to make it more 'user-friendly'.

>>119027

He doesn't want an actual stick


 No.119057>>119059

>>119048

Gotta vote tomorrow

Other than that just watch anime i gueas


 No.119058

>>119054

Especially nice men who give them lots of money


 No.119059>>119062

>>119057

Should have just done the early voting like I did


 No.119060>>119063

Anyone doing anything exciting this weekend?

How many crypto NEETs do we have here who just started TAFE and Uni? seems a fair, how did it work with Youth Allowance/DSP etc.?


 No.119062>>119064

>>119059

I've been a bit too busy (very unneetlike tbh) this week.

I'll just head down tomorrow morning when it opens.


 No.119063

>>119060

Work for dole or die mother fucker


 No.119064

>>119062

Have fun being swamped by people trying to get you to vote for the good goy parties


 No.119065>>119066

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>>119048

Kek, yes it's true our lives are just one great big long weekend. Would be great if our welfare bux doubled though, I haven't been able to afford a whore in months.

Might buy some scotch tonight? I saw a movie today - not a capeshit but rather an apeshit - because it was a movie about a giant gorilla going ape and you should all see it because it was actually very good (even better than Logan).


 No.119066>>119084

>>119065

I'll need you to double spoiler that m8.

For some, I'm doing the wfd adventure. I know I can get out anytime I want but I sperg a shitload when talking to doctors especially about my problems.

Years ago I wanted anti depressants and the doctor almost sent me to hospital because I said I thought about killing myself.

Plus it's a reason to get up in the morning and go for a run to keep this neet body in check so I can cuck mr wagies wife


 No.119067>>119068 >>119111

>walking by the bush along a main road to pick up the kids

>exhausted, hungry, angry that I've missed my lecture

>someone leans out the back window of a passing car and throws a bag of mcdonalds rubbish at me

Belief confirmed: normies are subhumans who take joy in hurting others. They'll begin doing so the very minute they perceive that they're unlikely to be held accountable for their actions.

>>119048

This is like the NEET version of a celebrity death hoax. You could tell us that next week is Queen's Birthday Week and we'd still have to double check.

>>119054

Thanks to the magic of depression and a healthy paranoia that's been cultivated by my many unrequited love interests, I don't show interest externally and my emotions barely register internally. I feel like a human puppet sometimes, even when I'm having good bantz with someone I have to force my body to show the signs of enagement, enjoyment, appreciation of a joke etc.

It was nice to talk to her.


 No.119068

>>119067

I rememer walking to work and some bitches throwing an egg at me, ever since I got a car and a license I forbade anyone from harassing pedestrians while in my car


 No.119069>>119070 >>119071

Anyone here on Newstart while at uni part time?


 No.119070

>>119069

No because this is the NEET general, no uni cucks allowed


 No.119071

>>119069

When I was 23 at tafe I was on youth allowance

Shit doesn't make sense


 No.119072>>119076 >>119078 >>119081

Since education is free in Sweden, could I fly there, destroy my passport, claim asylum and get a free uni degree?

Can I get government assistance for studying here if I say I'm an Abo?


 No.119073

>>119031

>my mum to this day leaves my brothers and I in the car for hours while she does full shops

We are not even Bogans, we're from the northern beaches/lower north shore.


 No.119074

>>119028

That PC grow box is pretty cool.

Only problem with it is when the cops come to take away all your PCs for hacking/CP and they open that up you get double fucked.


 No.119076>>119078

>>119072

>Say I'm abo

Could be on to something there


 No.119078

>>119072

>>119076

They will ask you to prove it with a bunch of witness statements and shit.


 No.119079>>119085 >>119111 >>119113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I can hardly put into words my hatred of women. Why do they have to be so status-conscious? Why do they continually place their own comfort and safety above everyone elses' freedom? Why do they have to be so easily offended, to the degree that a candid conversation on literally any topic will end in tears?

Oh and UniNEET's vids are top-notch, here's one for you cunts considering uni.


 No.119080>>119085

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fruity Lexia and Strawberry Fanta tonight..

Feeling great, like I'm an entity in a point of time. My consciousness is meaningless to myself but can change the entire course of history through my actions. The individual being can reshape their will to do anything, but as NEETs our spirit is broken so much that we relish in our failures in some part of our mind, embracing technology to enter virtual worlds as a smug revolt against the state of our modern Western world.


 No.119081>>119082


 No.119082>>119083

>>119081

>linking to reddit


 No.119083

>>119082

>he doesn't enjoy laughing at redditors


 No.119084>>119088 >>119089

>>119066

How's your interactions with the other WFTD participants? Is there anyone there whom you get along with, and that somebody you could possibly call a friend given enough time together? Are you looking to make friends or are you just happy to bant on site but keep to yourself when the 'working day' is over?


 No.119085>>119086

>>119079

I have reported this vid to his mummybot, for explicit language. What's got you so riled up about women anyway?

>>119080

>Fruity Lexia and Strawberry Fanta

Disturbing…


 No.119086>>119087

>>119085

Mistake here I mean raspberry fanta, anyway what's so bad about it? 4 litres for $10, not like I'm gonna want to spend much on beer or other alcohol?


 No.119087

>>119086

It's the combination that I find disconcerting, don't get me wrong I've drunken plenty of goon-bags but never mixed with soft drink. Isn't fruity lexia sweet enough without the soft drink? Sounds like a recipe for explosive (but colourful) vomiting.


 No.119088>>119089 >>119090

>>119084

Talk to some people from wfd but there are serious retards there, I have a m8 from high school there but that's about it.

Smoke breaks are the worse because I'm forced to talk to people and you would not believe the shit they talk about, wednesday there was this cunt who basically said (I support multiculturalism but think muslims should adapt)

It's an eternal nightmare and the only chick worth talking too spends all day on one of those new tendo DS thingies, It's the end of the world man


 No.119089>>119105

>>119084

>>119088

Theres this other cunt who reckons he's a big shot.

No car, no license but says he wins thousands of dollars at the casino but he rides a no name shitty bmx home from wfd each day and will not shut up.

Some people are ok but thats the older cunts on mon-tuesday who only have to do 15 hrs a week because their over 30 or something.

Rest of the time it's retards


 No.119090

>>119088

/DrPajeetAndHisMagicalA4PieceOfGetMeTheFuckOutOfThisBS


 No.119091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>118986

I saw them in Perth a few years ago when they came here, there were some good looking bitches there too


 No.119092>>119093

File (hide): aa20682c078f5b6⋯.png (395.38 KB, 798x323, 42:17, ytwgfdhsdf.png) (h) (u)


 No.119093

>>119092

>Nromie detected

At least he's nothing like fagneet


 No.119094>>119096 >>119097

File (hide): 72198c623da6b93⋯.png (19.78 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1363703131671.png) (h) (u)

Any NEETs in Perth here?

I need a house mate now that my ex abandoned ship. Got no mummybot of my own.

Actually I just really need a friend pls halp


 No.119096

>>119094

What is your opinion on gayshit?


 No.119097>>119098

>>119094

I'm in WA but I have a full-time job :^)

Post code?


 No.119098>>119099

>>119097

6210, you?


 No.119099>>119100 >>119101

Just put my vote in for One Nation lads

>>119098

6036 mate


 No.119100

>>119099

>one nation

sounds alright


 No.119101

>>119099

two freeways away, too easy

wanna be friends? no homo


 No.119102>>119106

Are we all too busy on a Saturday to post? I just woke up and will have to drag myself to the voting booth and do some shopping


 No.119105

>>119089

F'n hilarious, there's nothing sadder than seeing guys in their 30's riding bmx bikes as they either can't afford a car or have lost their licence. They should at least use a mountain bike so they don't completely look like man-children.

Good after-morning cunts, enjoying the weekend?


 No.119106

>>119102

Done my voting and mowed the lawns this morning. Time to relax to reward myself for all that effort.


 No.119110>>119123

>>119040

who cares if its murder?

>>119042

exactly, stop expecting the skanky dregs of society to have enough forethought/self control to prevent themselves from pregnancy.

smart rich autists need to reproduce more, our tech industry is trash


 No.119111

>>119067

>normies throw micki dee's trash out of cars

what flavour of normie is that? that sounds like boong or cronullanigger, not normie behaviour

>>119079

>others shouldn't act out of rational self interest

because they don't need freedom, duh. stop this cycle of women-bashing, its boring. they're dumb, we can't change it, so we just have to deal with it.


 No.119112>>119113 >>119116 >>119119

Who here is keen for winter? Just discovered my woolly socks again.

Lifting in the rain then having a nice warm shower and curling up in bed with some nice warm soup is what I'm keen for lads


 No.119113>>119114

>>119079

Unineet, you need to work on your voice expression like you said in the video

for example, the phrase

>muh STEM

might be better pronounced with a derogatory 'down-syndrome' voice to emphasis the stupidity of azn STEM drones

also, try to speak using the voice from your lungs if you aren't already, voice projection is important in communication skills

>>119112

I can't wait for midnight cross-suburb running in the thunder. The electricity in the air really makes me feel alive. also, the rubbing of cotton shirts on my nipples is kinda lewd


 No.119114

>>119113

I know the recording quality is just shit with my mic, maybe I'll use my phone next time.

any ideas for new vids? I'm glad people dont mind watching them


 No.119116

>>119112

>Lifting in the rain

You lift weights outdoors? And yes I'm very keen for winter, where I am it still feels like Summer but hopefully will have cooled down at the start of April.


 No.119118>>119126

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Its been a good day so far. Woke up at 7pm with mum out and food in the fridge. Had a breakfast of fruit and a chicken sandwich, fed the animals. A quick fap session too, then I'm probably gonna watch The Warriors later tonight.


 No.119119

>>119112

how about a guide to shitposting on specific boards/shitposting towards specific hotpockets?


 No.119120

are any of you guys friendly with these powerNEETs?

https://www.austnet.org/servers.html

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Austnet


 No.119121>>119126

Looks like Barnett is going to get BTFO WAneets


 No.119123

>>119110

Smart rich autists are too busy designing anime fuckbots


 No.119125>>119126 >>119128 >>119140

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>go in to get my Ps a few years later than anyone should

>they checked to see if I had done 200 hours of faked driving (thanks mummybot)

>finally after 20 minutes some fat dumb cunt waddles out and calls me by name

>at this point I had started to put my faith in god to pull me through this, my hour of tribulation

>has dead wagie eyes that roll in their sockets hunting and latching onto anything that offends their normie lives. I, a handsome neet, fell prey within an instant.

>Her stubs that barely stretched past her waist grasped onto the printed a4 paper backed by a well used noteboard

>so it begins, the shrill voice matched by only a banshee's wails at me to check that the blinkers and break lights were working

>finally get started and I am already regretting that mummy bot booked this test in my sleeping hours

>know the secret protocols of passing passed down to me by my driving instructor from 5 years ago

>do the ancient right of the autism test, flick my head like a spastic so she sees im "checking" my blind spots

>failed because I didnt flick my head autistically enough as it "didnt see me do it for the last few corners"

There is a big part of me that activates when I am getting talked down to by one of these blimps that tells me to just grab her by the neck flaps, cleave her face off and crush the bone beneath all in one swift action. It felt like I was about to recreate the Hindenburg disaster.


 No.119126

>>119125

Better luck next time m8

>>119121

ON didn't do any good because of that preference deal. Most Normie's are too retarded to vote below the line anyway.

>>119118

Sounds good, I brought some of the fabled coffee gelato and will give it a go later


 No.119128

>>119125

yeah from what i hear testing is almost a game of chance


 No.119129>>119132 >>119133 >>119139

File (hide): f18008de657cd9c⋯.png (23.9 KB, 1678x227, 1678:227, Screenshot_.png) (h) (u)

Who can sympathise


 No.119132

>>119129

Never had a gf, tertiary education or an active social life. Not really


 No.119133>>119135

>>119129

>people die

maybe im lucky for losing a parent so early in life, you have more time to adapt to it


 No.119134

Morning NEETs


 No.119135

>>119133

I lost my dad when I was 8 so I can relate


 No.119137>>119138 >>119141

What is on the agenda for today m8s?


 No.119138

>>119137

Gotta apply for 10 jobs before my max appointment tomorrow


 No.119139>>119153

>>119129

I can relate to the mood and feels of the first sentence but that's about it.

Speaking of which has anyone here had normies from their high school do crazy stuff after you all finished year 12?

Some chick 2 years above me ended up killing a guy by running him over and going to jail but that's it for me


 No.119140

>>119125

What is the time limit until they let you resit? Also where are you where it's 200 hours?


 No.119141>>119142 >>119143

>>119137

Said I'd call someone and arrange to hang out but I don't really feel like it now that the time has come.


 No.119142>>119153

>>119141

do it faggot

if you don't, then you're lazier than Overwatch camwhores


 No.119143

>>119141

What else are you gonna do all day?


 No.119144>>119145 >>119146 >>119151

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Reminder to stop watching porn


 No.119145

>>119144

STOP posting dumb memes


 No.119146>>119149

>>119144

>everybody stops watching porn

>women unemployment rates around the world start to rise

Absolutely sexist.


 No.119149>>119150

>>119146

at least I could get more nice plump arses on muh dik then


 No.119150>>119152

>>119149

They're most likely be too busy getting paid protesting.


 No.119151

>>119144

Too tired from surfing to fap

If it makes you all feel better the surf was much crapper than expected today..


 No.119152>>119154

>>119150

Thought you were talking about pornstars


 No.119153>>119155

>>119139

I looked up one of the popular cunts from my highschool and he's now a semi-successful musician. I try to avoid exposing myself to my peers, it makes me feel like an even bigger loser.

>>119142

Yeah I did.


 No.119154

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119152

>pornstars

The more famous ones would probably find work elsewhere and not need the Soros bucks.


 No.119155>>119157

>>119153

>I try to avoid exposing myself to my peers, it makes me feel like an even bigger loser

I'm sure many neets know that feel. It makes me feel like I've fucked my life already.


 No.119157>>119158

>>119155

It makes me feel like a little child in some ways. Traditional success never appealed to me


 No.119158>>119159

>>119157

Yeah, the term manchild is pretty applicable somtimes


 No.119159>>119160 >>119161

Oh dear, I accidentally cut myself off. I meant to write that traditional success never appealed to me but I'm not happy with my current lifestyle and these people seem like they're fulfilled and mostly happy. I'm not comparing my material failures to their material successes but rather my failure to find something that appeals to me and go after it.

>>119158

I'd be happy with other people considering me a manchild if being a manchild made me happy, it just doesn't.


 No.119160

>>119159

Oh, and also: do you ever get a glimpse of yourself ten or twenty years from now? It's disturbing to think about still being a NEET and living with mummy in a decade


 No.119161

>>119159

I think that the neet lifestyle really fails to fill that sense of purpose a person naturally needs. Maybe it's different for some neets out there though.


 No.119162>>119166 >>119174

RIP, the weekend NEET Gen…

Lest we forget, your spirit shall arise come Monday


 No.119166

>>119162

And so shall wfd


 No.119167>>119169 >>119174 >>119179

fuckin' lazy NEETs

9 day old general thread

Boards dropping off the front page

Bloody NEETyouth of today, can't even shitpost for their cenno dollars


 No.119168>>119172 >>119180

>aus military emergency ration

>has migoreng in it

when did this country lose its way?


 No.119169>>119170

>>119167

Would you Correct The Record for the dole?


 No.119170

>>119169

Lol, fuck no.

I have standards


 No.119171

I just woke up so I couldnt post, sorry gys


 No.119172>>119173

>>119168

Were prepping for the China/indonesian takeover


 No.119173>>119175

>>119172

I thought that already happened a few years back


 No.119174

>>119162

>>119167

On the weekend I sleep during the day so I don't have to bearoun mummybot


 No.119175

>>119173

Its a gradual phase


 No.119176>>119178 >>119201 >>119230

Weird fucking shit, we seem to have disappeared from the board list

Had to do a search to find us

Not just from slipping off the front page either


 No.119178

>>119176

At least leftypols back under /b/

Guess all those people they brought from reddit left


 No.119179>>119181 >>119182

>>119167

The shitposting economy is fucked thanks to the oldfags. Don't blame us youngneets.


 No.119180>>119183

>>119168

Migoreng is good though


 No.119181

>>119179

Back in my day we used to get up at 6am to shit post and still have time to mow the lawn before we went to bed


 No.119182>>119184

>>119179

I'm oldNEET, I'll blame you cunts all I want ya slackers


 No.119183

>>119180

I like the spicy one


 No.119184>>119188 >>119190

>>119182

Go back to bed grandpa, you know how cranky you get when your tired


 No.119187

good neety night


 No.119188>>119189

>>119184

Grr you young …..

Ummm…

What was I saying again ?


 No.119189

>>119188

Something about WWII.


 No.119190

>>119184

NEETs are always tired


 No.119191>>119193 >>119195

That coffee gelato someone here recommended was nice. Thoroughly enjoyed it.


 No.119193>>119195 >>119196

>>119191

was it that connoisseur one?

had a look around the shops and that was all i could find


 No.119195>>119197

>>119193

>>119191

NEETS got money for gelato, no wonder they're trying to cut the neetbux


 No.119196>>119202

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>>119193

It was this one from woolies. Gelativo.

https://www.woolworths.com.au/Shop/Browse/freezer/frozen-yoghurt-gelato-sorbet?productId=823887

I ate about more than half of it in one go. Very nice.


 No.119197

>>119195

It was out on special for $5.


 No.119199>>119203

Not much in the mood to cook tonight so I might just cook some mi goreng.


 No.119201>>119203 >>119216 >>119230

>>119176

Board Owners can remove their board from the index in the options. No idea why Pizza man would do it, though.


 No.119202>>119204

>>119196

guess i need to look harder


 No.119203>>119204 >>119205 >>119211

>>119199

I hope you drain the noodles.

>>119201

Maybe he doesn't like us anymore.


 No.119204

>>119202

I found it near the ice cream section if that helps. They have a few different flavors to choose from.

>>119203

I always drain the noodles.


 No.119205>>119206

>>119203

I cook my mi goreng in a pot on the stove, none of that microwave shit


 No.119206>>119211

>>119205

I just cooked mine in the microwave.


 No.119210

Watched the twilight zone movie, made me feel sick


 No.119211>>119218

File (hide): 89a7f0dcb815e1b⋯.jpg (70.98 KB, 559x598, 43:46, 1405317217358.jpg) (h) (u)

>>119203

>>119206

>Not cooking on the stove, leaving half the water in when you transfer to a bowl and adding the red hot sauces

It's like you dont want to chill on the chans while your bowl of hot noodles is cooling on the desk beside you, and you twirl the noodles on the fork and lift that bit above the liquid so it cools faster and you can eat it earlier

I'm having subway today though, the goyway near me opens at 7am which is earlier than most places


 No.119216

>>119201

He must be ashamed of us


 No.119218

>>119211

m8 migo is not for eating with soup

you drain the noodles


 No.119219>>119220 >>119233

File (hide): 0e75c1169680727⋯.png (122.32 KB, 903x449, 903:449, Screenshot.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 19f4e655a666e24⋯.gif (1023.74 KB, 257x199, 257:199, 1390117412632.gif) (h) (u)

NEETS I bought this today.

Just got home and about to try it out.

Apparently you just slide in your smartphone and it gives you the full VR experience.


 No.119220>>119223 >>119226

>>119219

For $24 VR goggles, you'd better wish for eyesight damage and eventual blindness.

Also have you not realised that its probably just a fancy face phone holder that has your phone screen right in front of your eyes?


 No.119221>>119232

File (hide): de8b9a07b9e844b⋯.gif (788.92 KB, 500x259, 500:259, sighinglink.gif) (h) (u)

I hate this fucking cuntry


 No.119223

>>119220

>Also have you not realised that its probably just a fancy face phone holder that has your phone screen right in front of your eyes?

>Apparently you just slide in your smartphone

Yeah I'm pretty sure he understands. Anyway let us know how they go, VR-NEET


 No.119226>>119233

>>119220

He'd probably get DSP then


 No.119228>>119229

Fuck wfd is so boring today, went to bed at 3am last night after getting home from the airport and tired as shit today. Might just go to bed as soon as i get home


 No.119229

>>119228

not like there's anything better to do


 No.119230>>119231

>>119176

>>119201

I dindu nuffin

We're still on the board list. We just have so few users (36 atm) that we've left the top 50, so you have to expand the board list to find us.


 No.119231

>>119230

Any idea why the board (and thread) has been so dead lately?


 No.119232>>119234

>>119221

I hate the government


 No.119233

>>119219

Looks nice, let us know how they perform

>>119226

I wish I had dsp


 No.119234>>119235

>>119232

But the government gives you neetbux


 No.119235

>>119234

Yet it wants to ethnically replace us with foreigners and destroy our culture. Getting money from them does not exempt them from criticism.


 No.119238

BACK ON THE FRONT PAGE

NEW THREAD >>119237

>>119237

>>119237


 No.119298

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>weather forecast for Tuesday: Thunderstorm




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