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Old >>111525
IRC's above the fucking thread title you cucks, click it
IT'S BIG AND RED
▶ No.112361>>112364
So we're well and truly into the swing of [current year]
How are you going to make 2017 the year of the NEET?
▶ No.112362
Happy 3rd current year goys.
▶ No.112363>>112365
sister is still here. shes sleeping 14+ hours a day now and making her kids do the same. shes only up to cook for her children and to wash. whenever the 2yr wakes up in the morning to do something other than sleep the poor cunt gets yelled at and smacked. i don't even treat the dog this badly and i thought i was an asshole
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>>112361
By planning to improve my life and then watching anime instead
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>>112363
Christ, I thought she might've turned over a new leaf after being taken away by the ambo.
What's actually wrong with her? What you've just posted sounds like regular old depression and shit parenting skills but she's legit batshit, right?
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>>112365
shes been left retarded from years of stupid parenting from mum, drug use and abuse from previous boyfriends. but she also just has some plain anger issues. the only thing that's changed is she doesn't have paranoid delusions anymore (i think).
its not even like the kids are being deliberately irritating either. she goes from 0-50 in an instant. the worst thing is that all of this shit is (and has been) rubbing off on the 7yr so much. i caught her the other week punching the 2yr in the arm because he wanted to see what was on the laptop. the 7yr doesn't even bother cleaning up either. the wrapping paper and rubbish from christmas day was on the floor for 2 days after.
also, heres a short story on why my sister doesn't clean up a lot. this conversation took place while myself and the 7yr (who i had told) were cleaning up the christmas mess. my sister was on the couch, browsing facebook
>ask her why she doesn't clean up more, tell her its setting a shitty example
>getting annoyed because im cleaning up her shit
>goes on about asking me if i want to see her fucked up on drugs
>wat
>she tells me that she only really cleans up when shes taking drugs
>tell her shes bullshitting to get out of doing anything
>starts getting irritated with me and saying "alright, fine. you want me to get some drugs? ill get some right now"
>begins randomly pressing keys on the keyboard as if shes typing a message
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>>112366
Have you told her that shes raising duture neets?
▶ No.112368>>112369
>stealing my memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>112368
IT'S BIG AND BLACK
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>>112369
IT'S BIG, SCARY, AND PINK
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>>112366
What the fuck.
You should look after the kids a few days a week or something. This isn't going to end well for them if nobody intervenes.
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>>112366
Christ mate, I doubt the the government would help either, all those 'social workers' are such useless left wing fucks.
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>>112372
because being left wing is pretty much a job requirement these days
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>>112366
Tell her to get us some too
▶ No.112376
>>112364
recommend me some anniemay?
▶ No.112377>>112378
Gonna go drive down to the fancy coles near hillary's and see what the rich neets eat
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>>112377
>tfw no lobster tendies
▶ No.112379>>112380 >>112381 >>112386 >>112387 >>112390 >>112409 >>112499
Fellow NEETs, who here would be interested in buying a property with me and some other NEETs that we could all move to and live in perfect isolation?
Here are some properties I've found recently:
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-tas-winkleigh-201660242
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-residential+land-tas-liena-201607674
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-lifestyle-tas-flinders+island-7535279
Some of these are as cheap as $50k. That's only $16.5k for each NEET if 3 of us buy it and move there. Free NBN satellite installation, I can help you guys build your cabins (each of us will build 1 cabin/shed to live in).
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>>112379
Ask johns dad for the money
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>>112379
Depends on what neets I have to live with.
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>>112381
If we buy 300 acres we needn't have to even meet each other unless we wanted to.
We might have a NEET dinner each friday, cooking up some food on the barbeque and drinking in front of the fire.
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>>112382
Could start a vineyard and make neet brand goon
▶ No.112384>>112385 >>112406 >>112408
"Finland has become the 1st country in Europe to pay its unemployed citizens a basic monthly income, amounting to 560 euros (USD 587), in a social experiment hoped to cut government red tape, reduce poverty and boost employment."
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/02/finland-to-pay-unemployed-basic-income-587-per-month.html
Lmao imagine being a NEET in Finland. This is surely going to backfire.
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>>112384
nothing can be worse than enrichment by refugees of the peaceful variety
▶ No.112386
>>112379
Sounds like it would either end gay or with every neet being murdered
▶ No.112387>>112388 >>112391 >>112429
>>112379
>Home loans may be available from approx. $63 per week
kek we'd only need to make payments of twenty bucks a week. That'd be worth it just so I could call myself a land-owner when mummy complains that I'm too childish. I OWN LAND MOTHER, I AM ALREADY SEVERELY PRESSURED AS A RESULT OF FLUCTUATING INTEREST RATES, I DO NOT NEED ANY ADDITIONAL CAUSE FOR STRESS.
Honestly I like the idea but NEET co-ownership is bound to go sideways pretty quick. If we can figure out a way to subdivide the land I'd be interested.
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>>112387
Get it now before the chinks buy it up
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>>112388
I can't afford $20 a week just yet
▶ No.112390>>112391 >>112412 >>112414
>>112379
Do you guys realize theres nothing on these plots of land except for an airstrip on one of them?
are you neets gonna spend 100K+ building a box house or something? Not to mention its in TAS, so there is nothing to do nor any work.
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>>112387
Subdividing is difficult and being made harder every year by governments.
>>112390
The fact there's nothing on them is the point, and what makes them so cheap. We get to do what we want with them. I can build a big insulated shed, connected up to power with a cheap generator and a rainwater tank for no more than $10k. Each of you NEETs can do similar, and initially we can share the first shed (as well as tents where necessary).
What do you mean nothing to do? We are going to live in ultra isolation and make our own fun. Building shit, clearing land, clearing paths, building fences and roads, making fire areas and barbeque areas, drinking and talking by a bonfire, etc.
We don't need jobs, we will have NEET bux + income we each make online.
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>>112391
You lose those neetbux once the state can see you have the money and means to maintain a massive plot of land, not to mention you are gonna have to import stuff from the mainland once you get there.
Lets not forget the hand clasping councils who are gonna squeeze you for every dollar they can get cus they are bumfucknowhere council, or even worse the aborigines.
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>>112392
>once the state can see you have the money and means to maintain a massive plot of land,
Nope. We will be living in about the amount it would cost to rent a single bedroom in a run down apartment in outer Sydney.
>you are gonna have to import stuff from the mainland once you get there.
Like what? We can buy most stuff in Tas, some stuff we may import to make it cheaper. We will get wood locally, it's cheaper than anywhere else in the world in Tassie. We can buy a few diesel generators in Tas, basic building materials, pipes for irrigation, chainsaws etc too.
>Lets not forget the hand clasping councils who are gonna squeeze you for every dollar they can get cus they are bumfucknowhere council,
No Abos in Tas. Rates on the land are going to be essentially 0 because of how cheap it is.
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>>112392
Grow weed and make drugs, won't even need the neetbux
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>>112393
So where are you going to get the money to do all this stuff then? you got savings already?
>>112394
NEETs do hard work? since when?
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>>112395
We need to come up with about $15k each. I am well on the way to saving that.
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>>112397
>NEET with savings
Funny joke anon. Have fun living in the wilderness. take a gun for wildlife.
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>>112391
>Subdividing is difficult and being made harder every year by governments.
No offense intended here but I know that, like myself, most of you cunts have varying degrees of mental illness. I trust everyone here to enter into this with good intentions but there's no fucking way I'd trust a group of fellow NEETs to hold to the original agreement in the face of a serious disagreement.
If the land wasn't subdivided how would we solve disagreements anyway? I can see entrepreneurial-NEET trying to fill his 1/3rd with a crop of the herbal jew and getting arrested. Our mummies would be worried sick, they'd have to pick us up and then the NEET party would be over.
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>>112398
I save money as a NEET. Why not?
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>>112400
It has to be spelled out in the contract but ultimately a big dispute would mean the property would have to be sold. I agree this is an issue.
There are some properties out there that come as bundles of 2 or 3 lots. That may be a better way forward.
▶ No.112403>>112405 >>112407 >>112411
Why don't we just find some chink investment house and squat in it, it's free and fuck all effort
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>>112400
Not to mention, after discovering the illegal crop they'd search the other two thirds of the property, discover two disgusting half-finished NEET hovels in the Tasmanian wilderness and immediately assume we were the TAS branch of the incestuous Colt Clan.
A NEET has a reputation to protect, let us not forget. Such publicity would be disastrous for my career.
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>>112403
>living in a city
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>>112384
Fucking paradise for a NEET if you ask me.
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>>112403
This would be pretty fun.
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>>112384
>>112406
Worst part is the kikes are doing it in a majority white country so its going to be a huge success. Then once imported to any country with an unsustainable % of non whites will destroy the economy.
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>>112379
no power, no electricity, no phone, no nothing at all, looks like it is in the area that snows too, surprised it is not cheaper
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>>112409
But muh weed plantation and real life minecraft
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>>112403
I could get behind this
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>>112390
>neet thread
>hey guys there's no work
Are you retard or is this b8?
Also there's tons of shit to do in tassie like using the internet and going for nature walks.
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>>112394
Weed if for niggers and degenerates.
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>>112398
>He doesnt have at least 15k saved up
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Hey guys we should all build giant underground fortresses that nobody will know about or notice somehow in tassie :^)
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>>112417
Yeh and we'll build it with shovels, should only take a day or so to do
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>>112409
Electricity is NBN satellite. Phone is VOIP. Electricity is by generator.
Stupid fucking cuck. Also snowing is awesome, I didn't realise it was in that area.
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>>112418
Nah we'll get a digger machine thing nobody will notice.
▶ No.112424
I remember this whole buying land in tasmania thing from last year, I don't think it's ever gonna happen
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>>112425
morning m8, whats the go today?
I'm going to mosey on down to the gym soon, pick up a couple packs of nurofen plus and spend the rest of the day dicking about on Treehouse. Let's see how productive this NEET can be
10 to 1 I won't feel like working once I get home tho
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>>112427
nah i'm not ukrainain, TOR just selects a random flag every time you open and close
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>>112387
Not 100% sure but I think this is what a body corporate is for, like when multiple people own apartments in a condo. The BC has rules n shit so you can forcibly kick (buy) somebody out if they are a problem.
I think the only way make the land idea work would be to start a charity for unemployed young people. Bullshit up some program about teaching work ethic or whatever, maybe get some grants. At the very least is would make it possible for other neets to come temporarily without cenny cutting their bux for moving to no-jobs-land. not a neet myself but can you get out of job hunting requirements by telling them you are going to a charity program to learn life skills or some shit?
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>>112419
lol cuck, lookie here, mr goldberg wouldn't even approve you on a car loan, and a car is easier to resell than some remote block of land that isn't arable, that cannot have a home build on because it's so steep and very few builders will take such a job like that on, and would take forever to resell if mr goldberg had to forclose on you, but lets say mr goldberg did give you a loan for this, the risk is so high that the interest rate would be insane and this ignores the fact the banks already tightened their lending standards in some suburbs near capital cities, there is zero chance
it's the idea of living remote that i'm criticising, it's the locations, you're better off picking some old mining town where an established home with power, electricity, gas and water are already connected, something like this is a much better buy
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-tas-zeehan-123545086
▶ No.112431
it's not the idea of living remote i mean
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and all of this ignores the fact that all the cheap land in tassie is cheap because mining polluted the water and it's full of lead, cadmium and god knows what else
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▶ No.112436>>112438 >>112440 >>112448
>been working casual jobs for about a month
>max still wants to know everything about it
>fuck them, decide to ignore everything from them
>still reporting because I need some bucks when I get fuck all shifts on a particular week
>they call me everyday, send me emails now and again
>get sent texts about contact appointments quite often
>learned previously I can just ignore those too and say I was working
>it's now been about a month of no contact on my end
>get a text my payments are now cancelled because I missed an appointment and to call them asap
welp. Anyone been through this bullshit of being on the dole, finding work and having max call you about it? How long does it take for them to fuck off? I guess until you stop reporting? Fuck I don't know what to do.
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>>112436
>How long does it take for them to fuck off?
as long as it takes to get their bonus from you
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>>112436
Did Max refer you to that casual job you speak of or did you find it yourself? You can't not turn up to their scheduled appointments without a provable excuse.
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>>112438
They have a financial incentive to continue harassing you for as long as possible. Their entire business model is convincing the government that they're helping NEETs find work so it doesn't matter that you don't need their help, the important thing is whether they can claim they're assisting you.
I'd just half-ass it. Put in the bare minimum effort required to placate them and if it's not enough then so be it.
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>>112438
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about what they get out of it. Whenever I got a call from them in the past they asked how many shifts I worked that week, I was told the goal was 30 hours a week. It was only one call a week from them, not that bad really. But now that I've been ignoring them it's call everyday sometimes three times a day.
>>112440
No, I found it myself.
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>>112442
>But now that I've been ignoring them it's call everyday sometimes three times a day
Hahaha oh wow, they're really thirsty for those government bux. Is their constant calling stressing you out?
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>>112443
I could go that route but I'm over getting med certs to get out of max shit, just the dole isn't enough, I need more money.
▶ No.112445>>112447
I'm thinking of maybe sending a email to the chick from max saying I lost my phone and the shifts I'm doing and shit.
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>>112445
Then what will you do when they ask for proof of those supposed shifts?
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>>112436
What job did you get?
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>>112447
Show them my payslip? I have been working anon
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>>112448
Got a job at Liquorland, it's pretty good. $25 an hour for pretty cruisey work
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>>112450
Keeper of the goon
▶ No.112452
Just went outside and immediately went back in, so fucking hot outside
▶ No.112454>>112456
So I ended up emailing the bitch at max.
>sent the email, say I lost my phone
>she asks me how many hours I'm working a week
>tells me I had an appointment today which I missed, I'll have to go in there
>fuck it whatever
Going there at 9:30 tomorrow, at least now I won't be getting calls every day. I blocked the number anyway so all I got was a text saying they'd left a voicemail.
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>>112450
When an abo walks in do you immediately suspect that they're going to steal something?
▶ No.112456
>>112454
Now that wasn't so hard was it
t. Mummybot
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How's everyone's 2017s been so far?
Here's to a good year boys
▶ No.112458>>112470
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112457
loving this summer time weather
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▶ No.112461
>>112457
I haven't done anything all year
▶ No.112462>>112476 >>112542
Don't forget you can always find true love on the internet
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>>112457
I learned what the word "inertia" means. Now I'm obsessed with that word.
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>>112457
This is the year for me guys, I can feel it
▶ No.112468
>>112463
that's some serious inertia m8
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>>112458
>nigger music
Gas yourself.
▶ No.112471>>112482
Cheesecake NEET here. I have been very sick lately (and still am) so expect a new video out at the end of the month.
▶ No.112472>>112473 >>112474 >>112477 >>112482 >>112494
What are we doing with ourselves, cunts? I'm chair-bound and drinking wine out of a paper cup while watching Stein's;Gate. Pretty decent anime thus far.
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>>112472
grinding on chinese mmos
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>>112472
Playing Csgo Titanfall 2 and Rainbow Six Siege. I might hop onto the fresh nost server, but i'll see.
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>>112430
A loan isn't needed, you stupid faggot. It can be paid for in cash.
I will build a home on it myself, not using a builder. Dumb cunt.
Living in a remote town yet still having to live in a tiny little suburban block is the worst of all possible worlds. I can't think of anything worse than living in a house on a tiny quarter acre lot yet it being in the middle of nowhere. Living on land, acreage, that's where it's at.
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>>112462
wtf is that thing
▶ No.112477
>>112472
I could really go for a goon right now but I promised myself I'd lay off for a while
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>>112475
Do you even know how to build a house though?
▶ No.112479>>112480
Nice text to start the year off with
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>>112479
Better get a cert m8
▶ No.112481
>>112478
timber framing isn't hard.
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>>112471
Don't die m8
>>112472
Watching cricket, reading a book and wishing it wasnt so fucking hot
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>>112475
how come noone else is doing it if its such a good idea? don't forget stamp duty and other land taxes goy
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>>112482
>Don't die m8
I will try not to. Anti-depressants wearing off and a eye infection do not mix well. I have much to talk about in the next video, it will be out in 1-2 weeks.
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>>112483
Because most people are hedonistic decadent faggots who can't deal without their city based amenities and lifestyle, not to mention social life.
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>>112485
you mean clean drinking water and sewerage?
▶ No.112487>>112488 >>112495
>>112486
>what is a composting toilet
>what is a septic tank
>what is a rainwater system
fucking dumb city faggot
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>>112487
septic tanks aren't cheap, gotta be emptied too, mr goldberg will be sure to lend your more money for that though i'm sure
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>>112488
they are emptied once every 10 years. composting toilets can be emptied by yourself.
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>>112482
Been raining all day here
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>>112489
so whats stopping you from building this paradise?
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>>112491
i need to save up more money. other than that not a whole lot.
▶ No.112493>>112497 >>112499
Why don't you just rent/buy a rural property with a few NEETs?
▶ No.112494
>>112472
Listening to a podcast then I'll play a bit of vidya and go for muh walk then play more vidya.
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>>112487
>composting toilet
No thanks, they have those at road stops and they are utterly disgusting.
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>>112495
only if you are a sheltered city boy
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>>112493
Could easily rent a house in Tassie by yourself and live comfortably on neetbux.
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>>112484
Get well m8 and I cant wait for the video.
▶ No.112499
>>112493
this is the whole idea. see >>112379
▶ No.112500>>112501
Looks like cuckneet is sperging out again.
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▶ No.112502>>112503 >>112515
tasmania's best wine, staceys in the pool, and the home made shack that is hot in the summer and freezing in the winter
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>>112502
Don't forget mummybot slaving away in the kitchen
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>>112492
what about QLD? cheap rural places there too but you have the benefit of more white people, warmer weather too so you can crop more food
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-qld-bauple-124387362
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>>112504
Yeah, QLD has some great places. Was looking at blocks around Gympie. Really good value.
That 1.77 acres isn't enough for me though. Minimum 60 acres.
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Mummy thanked me for cleaning the floors today
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>>112507
Did you get a reward?
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>>112495
Yeah because the maintenance/cleaning is never adequate considering the amount of people using them, surely one for personal use won't be as bad as public shitters.
▶ No.112510>>112521
Back from NEET shop. Too hot (41 here in Perth) and many normalfags. Time to get comfy under the aircon and learn some piano.
▶ No.112511>>112512
Centrelink is getting btfo in the news
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>>112511
Good. Might improve their shit tier customer service then. Being on hold for 2 hours is not fun.
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>>112508
No, but she didn't tell me off when she found outI ate all the doritos
▶ No.112514
>>112509
>Visiting fagneets dead board
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>>112502
>Giant bitches
>Gian toilet
What messed-up society are you envisioning?
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New ‘poo warning’ issued for five Melbourne beaches
Faecal bacteria levels have again risen to unsafe levels at five beaches around Melbourne.
"It's bird poo, it's horse poo, it's cow poo and it's people poo."
Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/01/04/11/53/new-poo-warning-at-five-melbourne-beaches#lilFHMyc8vuytA7K.99
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>>112516
I guess the fags are taking to the sea to cool down
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>>112516
Guess cut down on the pajeets admitted to the beach lol
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>>112518
I live about 20mins away from him. Fucking disgusting
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>>112510
Normies are always out in full swing during the warmer months, I enjoy staying at home even more and have cut back my NEET walks because good NEETs take care of their skin from the UV sun so they can look 10 yrs younger than wagies living their stressed lifestyles
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>>112521
Yeah too hot to walk anywhere. I can't wait for winter.
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>>112518
This guy thinks women are gonna pay him for sex?
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>>112521
I find walking before 530am is the only way to avoid an abundance of normos
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>>112524
>normos
I see you have invented a new synonym for normalfag. I enjoy this new variation
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>mfw I just learned that my m8 of mine who works at a bar gets paid cash in hand and also is on full studentbucks
I'm gonna do the same, I guess I need to nut out a course to do to get max off my back though.
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>>112526
I don't know why more NEETs who want to don't do cash work. Extra way to make some more bucks and don't have to tell cenno
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>>112527
Cause most of us don't want to work and are unemployable you neet normo
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>>112528
I would never do it, but maybe there are some who do.
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>>112526
If you're going to be a wageslave you should pay taxes. Neetbux doesnt come from thin air
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>>112527
How the fuck would you even get into doing cashies? most of us don't know anyone.
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>>112531
Gumtree maybe? I know the fruit picking jobs were good before all the hipster gook tourists took all of them
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>>112532
Fruit picking has always been a backpacker/touristy thing tbh.
▶ No.112534>>112538
Any NEETs ever been to a employment services assessment?
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>>112521
All the fucking new year resolution fags have been ruining my neet walks REEE!
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>>112526
Report him he is robbing us good hard working neets of our important govbuxs.
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>>112534
I probably have why?
▶ No.112539>>112541 >>112550
Saw this pic when googling "acreage". It's almost exactly what I've been dreaming about living on with a wife and 12 Aryan children
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>>112521
I walk at night to avoid the sun, hordes of school-holidayers, qt's in tight leggings that do nothing but depress me even more and snakes. In saying that I almost stepped on a little brown snake the other night that had been hit by a car. Maybe I should buy a treadmill?
▶ No.112541
>>112539
Looks like a golf course, but yeah I'd love something like that too
▶ No.112542
>>112462
are we trapposting now?
▶ No.112543>>112544 >>112545 >>112551 >>112555
>>112540
>qt's in tight leggings that do nothing but depress me even more
right in the feels
what do we have on for tomorrow boys?
▶ No.112544>>112548
>>112543
I would like to say anime vidya and fapping, but lately I've had no desire to even do those things
▶ No.112545>>112547
>>112543
I plan on braving the daylight to get some reading-material from the local library, what about you?
▶ No.112546>>112552
>>112538
I asked for some extra disability bux. They assess me on monday.
▶ No.112547
>>112545
Gym and reading, going to try and get back on top of my diet and get into good habits with that too
▶ No.112549
>>112536
Luckily nothing but fat bogans live in my area so they never go for walks
▶ No.112550
>>112539
Good luck getting a stacy to live there
▶ No.112551
>>112543
I might buy some dumbbells from kuckmart
▶ No.112552>>112554
>>112546
I've done that it's easy just get into sperg mode and you'll do fine.
▶ No.112554
>>112552
Hopefully it all goes well. Need the extra bux tbh
▶ No.112555
>>112543
Probably just some shitposting. Not hot here tomorrow.
▶ No.112556>>112557 >>112558
>Haven't left the house in 2 weeks.
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▶ No.112558>>112561
>>112556
Longest for me is 1 week a few days
▶ No.112559>>112560
/b/ is officially dead, nothing but diks and cp
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▶ No.112561>>112562
>>112557
>>112558
My usual routine is
>Wake up at 1pm.
>Dick around on my computer
>Mum gets home at 5, hassles me about staying inside
>6pm dinner
>Fap
>Sleep
>Repeat
It is very nice and quiet when mummybot isn't home. But today I found out that she's quitting her job and starting a business.
▶ No.112562>>112563
>>112561
I woke up pretty late today. About 12 pm. I usually get up early so I can spent as much time as possible without mummybot.
Starting a business, what kind of business?
▶ No.112563>>112565
>>112562
She paints houses, which means she will be out of the house, but also at home managing the business. So i'll try and see when the optimal "no mummy bot time" is.
▶ No.112564>>112569
Mummy going away for Australia day, think I'll start drinking again then
▶ No.112565
>>112563
And being a woman she will fail, might wanna get the dsp security bux for when it happens
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▶ No.112575
▶ No.112577>>112578 >>112586 >>112587
morning neets
sister is well and truly out of the house. its over
▶ No.112578>>112580
>>112577
Any celebration plans?
▶ No.112580>>112581 >>112584 >>112588
>>112578
im gonna sit here and do nothing all day
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▶ No.112584
>>112580
That is a true neet party
>>112582
Morning matey
▶ No.112586>>112595
>>112577
Morning, did you take any of her panties before she left?
>>112582
Top of the morning to you, Britcuck
▶ No.112587
>>112577
Now the comfiness can return
▶ No.112588
>>112580
Woke up at 5 30 am today, must of caught the wagie flu
▶ No.112593>>112594
Nice and cloudy in perth right now
▶ No.112594
>>112593
Last night was hot as shit though
▶ No.112595>>112596
>>112586
>tfw you're as strayan as vegemite in a goonbag but TOR wants to make you some other shit country
▶ No.112596
>>112595
There is legend of existence of a neat little funtion shown upon clicking "show post options and limits" which allows you to hide your shame.
▶ No.112598>>112599
Looks like that neet already went through with his plan to move to tasmania
▶ No.112599
>>112598
The women only complained after turning around and seeing he was white
▶ No.112600
>tfw the phantom-Dan is whispering into your ear to buy more goon
▶ No.112601>>112602
>Pssst, come round I got the goon cheap today. Mummy will never know!
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▶ No.112603>>112604 >>112605
Actually nice today in Perth for once
▶ No.112605>>112606
>>112603
how many weather stories made the papers today?
▶ No.112606>>112607 >>112620
>>112605
>he reads the paper
▶ No.112607>>112608
>>112606
probably the most made in aus thing most people will get to touch in a day
▶ No.112608
>>112607
>implying most people touch a paper
▶ No.112609>>112610 >>112613 >>112616 >>112631
>tfw people born in 1999 are turning 18 now
Only a year before we can watch porn of girls born this in the year 2000. What a time to be alive.
▶ No.112610>>112611 >>112616
>>112609
>there are people born in the year 2000 who have healthy sex lives
▶ No.112611>>112614
>>112610
There are people born well after 9/11 who have healthy sex lives
▶ No.112613
>>112609
>it's legal to fuck girls born in 2001
▶ No.112614
>>112611
podesta can confirm
▶ No.112616
>>112609
>>112610
It's absolutely mind blowing to me how fast the time has gone, it feels like I only finished high school yesterday and it's 4 years ago now.
▶ No.112618>>112619 >>112621
Are there any WA/SA/TAS or Newcastle NEETs who can talk about how bad the economy situation is over there?
It blows my mind how Sydney, Melbourne and Canberra centric everything is these days. I don't get how it's sustainable to have all of our economic growth coming from those cities. We have such a huge country and everything is clustered in Melbourne and Sydney.
All the migrants go to Sydney and Melbourne, all the young people looking for half decent career opportunities go to Sydney and Melbourne.
The only thing it's offset by is boomers moving out west but even then it's basically nothing.
I wonder if we'll ever see VIC/NSW/ACT succeeding and the rest of Australia forming a separate sort of collective country to manage things better.
▶ No.112619>>112625
>>112618
NewyNEET here, I think the most useful perspective is one of a hiring manager or something i.e not a NEET. They'll know how many people are applying for each job posting and how closely their prior experience matches the position which is useful as a measure of desperation.
FWIW I've been jobsearching for months with only a few callbacks and no offers.
▶ No.112620
>>112606
>copyright kike calvo
That's a real name?
▶ No.112621>>112622
>>112618
They can't bring themselves to give back control of the gst carve-up etc
Not sure if there is any actual economic growth over there though, isn't it just a housing bubble?
▶ No.112622>>112629
>>112621
Don't call it a housing bubble anon you might trigger a boomer/chinese """investor"""
Seriously though that's where our GDP and job growth it, it's disgusting to look on Seek and even when you adjust for population difference Sydney/Melbourne have 5-6x more jobs than other major cities
▶ No.112623>>112624 >>112640
Got my dumbbell set, not bad for $49
▶ No.112624>>112627
>>112623
how much weight is there anon?
▶ No.112625>>112626
>>112619
>actually applying for jobs
▶ No.112626
>>112625
>non-ironically being satisfied with the scraps the government throws NEETs so they don't go on a shooting rampage when they can't afford home-brand tendies
▶ No.112627>>112628
>>112624
It's a 20kg set that was on special but I have more weights in the shed If I wanna add them on, I used to have a whole set up with a bench press but mummy threw it out when I was a wagecuck
▶ No.112628>>112630
>>112627
>they were all rusty and old so I threw them out
▶ No.112629
>>112622
"Population bubble"?
NSW : 47 house of reps
VIC : 37
QLD 30
114 of 150, which gets split across two parties
still near 60/75 majority of east-coasters on either side
I'd imagine we could comfortably get rid of the house of reps and let the state governments do their job
▶ No.112630
>>112628
That's pretty much what she said
▶ No.112631>>112633 >>112634
>>112609
>watching porn
Good goy.
▶ No.112633
>>112631
Not everyone can get off to alt-history theories m8
▶ No.112634>>112635 >>112643
>>112631
None of us have gf (girlneet has bf)
How are we supposed to fap then?
▶ No.112635>>112636
>>112634
to our 2D waifus of course
▶ No.112636>>112637
>>112635
I wish i had one but i am too lazy to find one. ;_;
▶ No.112637>>112638
>>112636
Just be lazy and choose Rei or Asuka
▶ No.112639
>>112638
tbh I think they're both trash
▶ No.112640>>112641 >>112647
>>112623
>Fast-forward to this time next-year when they'll still be in those plastic wraps
There's no room for that stuff in the bucket m99
▶ No.112641
>>112640
They'll help us sink faster though
▶ No.112643>>112644 >>112651
>>112634
You can just not fap.
▶ No.112644
>>112643
Man, us NEETs don't have much to do as it is with their time, can't take away another time filling activity.
▶ No.112645>>112646 >>112648 >>112651
Forget a few of us each chipping-in for some land we should buy a new BMW and take turns each weekend trying to score
▶ No.112646
>>112645
I already have some aviators, sounds fun lol
▶ No.112647>>112650
>>112640
Nope took them out and used them for 40 mins, gonna be king of this bucket soon
▶ No.112648
>>112645
If we don't get none we can just kill normies in it instead
▶ No.112650>>112652
>>112647
Good to hear I guess, I finally started reading a new book after months of procrastination. How much weight could you handle per dumbbell?
▶ No.112651
>>112643
Nice try fagneet
>>112645
It'd be fun until one of the neets decides to off himself with it
▶ No.112652>>112653
>>112650
Dunno, rather not injure myself
▶ No.112653>>112655
>>112652
I meant how much weight were you lifting during that 40 minute sesh?
▶ No.112654
Any of you neets ever tried investing in p2p lending? seems like a good way to increase the neet bux sitting in my account
▶ No.112655>>112674
>>112653
only 10kg on each arm, being a neet wasted me away a bit
▶ No.112660>>112662 >>112668
Fuck NEETs I wish it was winter already.
▶ No.112662
>>112660
The normies don't
▶ No.112668>>112674
>>112660
>read this post
>starts raining a few minutes later
The neet god is always listening
▶ No.112670>>112671 >>112682
>112655
he's not listening to me
forecast for next few days is going to be around 40 and a min of >20
▶ No.112671
>>112670
You probably haven't been drinking enough goon
▶ No.112674>>112675
>>112655
I was hoping you'd say no more than 5kg, now I feel even more of a weakling with muh 3kg babby weights. I could lift more it's just that I really cbf.
>>112668
Praise Kek
▶ No.112675>>112677 >>112684
>>112674
I feel you man, I only have 2.5 kg weights. That feels heavy to me.
▶ No.112677>>112681
>>112675
Are they the brightly-coloured and soft-covered kind of weights sold at Kmart/BigW that are usually marketed towards women? They don't make you feel very manly but they're comfy to hold and easy to move/store.
▶ No.112681
>>112677
They are brightly coloured but they are wrapped in a plastic cover. They're more comfortable than normal weights though
▶ No.112682>>112683
>>112670
He's blessed me, don't know why he hates you
▶ No.112683>>112685
>>112682
triangulating your location right now buddo
▶ No.112684
>>112675
That's probably the average weight of a dildo
▶ No.112685
>>112683
I was on rape street
▶ No.112692
>>112691
I knew someone was following me
▶ No.112693
Playing the horses again, actually winning for once
▶ No.112694>>112697
>>112691
We should make a where's wally with this guy
▶ No.112697
>>112694
That was my intention
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▶ No.112709>>112711 >>112714 >>112715 >>112736
how do you neets feel when you watch this?
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▶ No.112712>>112713 >>112721
Arms feel like shit after using the dumbbells yesterday, could barely have a wank this morning
▶ No.112713
>>112712
That's good anon, means you had a good work out
Nice and rainy here today, nice change from all this normie weather
▶ No.112714
>>112709
Disgusting and degenerate also fuck off vn.
▶ No.112715>>112716 >>112717 >>112718 >>112719 >>112736
>>112709
Yeah mate I'm on the verge of leaving /aus/ because of this shit. I know you're trying to present this as a joke but I also know how much time you spend harvesting photos of scandinavian-looking women and thinking about tfw no gf. Your obsession is becoming pathological and you should seriously consider talking to a therapist because you're isolated and being alone has a tendency to magnify existing mental health issues. Do something about it.
▶ No.112716>>112717
>>112715
>Yeah mate I'm on the verge of leaving /aus/ because of this shit.
Same here.
Getting pretty sick and tired of all these faggots ruining the neet thread.
▶ No.112717
>>112715
>>112716
I can't even tell how much is trolling and how much is real, you are right about isolation fucking shit up even more though. I really hope AN was joking half the time with his shit.
▶ No.112718>>112719
>>112715
>Can't deal with the occasional autism
It's not as bad as fagneet I guess
▶ No.112719>>112720 >>112736
>>112718
>>112715
frankly sick of these two fuckwits, do your fucking job BO
▶ No.112720>>112722
>>112719
It's not a job if you don't get paid tbh
▶ No.112721>>112724 >>112726
>>112712
Sounds like progress is being made, nice1 m8. I think I'm going to breach my 5x5 bench press PR within a month, fuck that's going to feel good. Now that you've got some weights you should find a simple and easy program that you can do with them.
▶ No.112722
>>112720
he may do it for free but it's going to raise the quality of these facking threads
▶ No.112723>>112736
VN - quit being a faggot. No one cares about your weird obsessions and no one wants to keep seeing it. You're becoming as annoying as fagneet was back when he was posting swarovski hello kitty statues and claiming it wasn't gay to want to be fucked by other men. Keep it up and you'll end up persona non grata like him.
The 2 or 3 people who keep whining about it as soon as he posts his shit - yes, it's annoying, but grow a fucking spine, it's not the end of the world. "I'm going to leave because this triggers me" jesus fucking christ you're drama queens.
▶ No.112724>>112727
>>112721
What's your PR?
>tfw just hit 100kg bench at 75kg body weight for 1 rep
We /FITNEETs/ now
▶ No.112725>>112729 >>112813
Anyone else get demotivated by all the hoops you have to jump through prior to getting an interview?
>see a job posting on Seek
>write a cover letter, touch up my CV so it's appropriate for that position and apply
>get an email a day later
>"To progress your application for the Customer Service Representative within the Service NSW Contact Centre. Please complete the below Service NSW online form"
>complete the form
>get another email
>"NSW Special Projects would like you to take a Prove It! session (online assessment)"
>take the assessment
>receive ANOTHER email
>"thank you for your interest, if we find you suitable for this position we'll be in touch to arrange a pre-interview phone screening"
>there are probably going to be multiple rounds of interviews and I'll have to catch the bus to each one
>I'm an autist so once they meet me in person I probably won't even get the job
>it's not even a permanent position, just 7 days of temp work
Just fuck my motivation up
▶ No.112726
>>112721
Dunno, sounds like actual work.
▶ No.112727>>112728 >>112730
>>112724
85kg 5x5
I only feel positively about myself when I'm at the gym. I'm a total fuckup in every other area and even though my lifts aren't great it feels really good to look back and see that I've dedicated myself to something for long enough to see results.
▶ No.112728>>112730 >>112732
>>112727
I do 85kg for 5x5 exactly too, how long have you been lifting?
85kg for 5x5 is pretty good compared to most normies, most Chads in this country just take a shit ton of steroids and do 30kg dumbbell presses for 12 reps instead of the strength you get from benching
More NEETs should get into gym, I saved up and got a home gym set up and it's so good giving it your all for an hour then just eating a shit ton of food without guilt and resting while gaming all day, getting outside and some sun really makes the rest of the day better too
▶ No.112729
>>112725
Why bother with that shit? my friend who does geophysics had to take an iq test for his job
▶ No.112730>>112731
>>112728
>>112727
start hitting the roids and you can become the most powerful crab in the bucket
▶ No.112731>>112733
>>112730
Don't roids make your weeny small?
▶ No.112732>>112734
>>112728
When I started wagecucking I didn't have the time or energy to work out so I can't do 85kg 5x5 anymore. I managed 70kg 5x5 with dumbbells pretty easily today so I'll be going for 75kg on Monday. I usually plateau on each 5kg increase for two sessions so if that continues I'll be hitting 85kg very soon.
Agreed, lifting is a top-tier NEET hobby. There's definitely something to the sun part also, not sure how but it usually boosts my mood a bit and that's a nice change. pro-tip: exercise releases endorphins and they increase the effect of codeine so if you CWE a pack of Nurofen Plus and drink it during your last exercise you'll have the best post-workout shower of your life. Sometimes I then tuck myself into bed and roll around in pleasure. The best part is that it doesn't even interfere with your gains unlike most drugs
▶ No.112733>>112735
>>112731
Not like your gonna need it
▶ No.112734
>>112732
Just be careful that you don't become gay
▶ No.112735
>>112733
What else am i going to play with at night?
▶ No.112736>>112737
Cheesecake NEET here. Haven't been on for a few days and missed some big drama. What happened?
>>112723
>>112719
>>112715
>>112709
▶ No.112737>>112738 >>112742
>>112736
VN being VN
You should do more vids, the one about end of year 12 festivities and how shitty those last few months of high school felt really hit home
▶ No.112738>>112739
>>112737
>the one about end of year 12 festivities and how shitty those last few months of high school felt
link?
▶ No.112739>>112741 >>112773
>>112738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOiEgZRo584
3:40 onwards, just related a lot to what you were saying fam
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▶ No.112742>>112743
>>112737
>You should do more vids, the one about end of year 12 festivities and how shitty those last few months of high school felt really hit home
Yeah I am really eager to do more but I have had a lot of shit to deal with lately, between the constant fights with mummybot and my really bad eye infection. It is clearing up now so more will be out soon, I have just been feeling really shit lately too.
▶ No.112743>>112744 >>112746
>>112742
Gotta be careful when your fapping not to jizz in your eye
▶ No.112744>>112745
>>112743
Getting jizz in your eyelashes and eyebrows would be pretty terrible too
Women probably do it all the time though
▶ No.112745>>112746
>>112744
Should ask mummybot what it's like
▶ No.112746>>112753
>>112745
lol
>>112743
I don't really fap anymore. Too lazy and doing it is too much effort.
▶ No.112749>>112750 >>112754
No mummybot this weekend
Perfect time to polish off some goon
▶ No.112750>>112751 >>112752 >>112759
>>112749
I'm getting really jealous of all the anon's who's mummybot's are buggering off for the holidays. I haven't had the house to myself in 3 years
▶ No.112751
>>112750
Sounds like a prison at your house
▶ No.112752>>112756
>>112750
> I haven't had the house to myself in 3 years
Fuck man, that sounds shit. Does she ever go out?
▶ No.112753>>112755
>>112746
I sometimes wonder why this is the case when we're young men who should be horny as fuck. Do you actually physically see women often?
▶ No.112754
>>112749
My mummy's going away for aus day for a few days, gonna have a massive neet party
▶ No.112755
>>112753
Only at the shops or when I go outside. Other than that the last time I have even spoke to a girl in my age range was about 2 years ago. I am attracted to them, but don't feel anything sexually(lust), at all anymore. Maybe it is the medication, or something.
▶ No.112756>>112762 >>112763
>>112752
Occasionally, but my brother's will still be here. I used to go to my dad's house to be alone while he's at work, but now my sister lives there.
▶ No.112759
>>112750
I didn't get a night alone for almost all of last year. In December I had a weekend and then spent a couple of weeks housesitting. Now I have another weekend.
Feels like Christmas neetos, although I guess it will make not being alone even less tolerable
▶ No.112761>>112762 >>112765
Fuck I just love sleeping so much when it's not hot NEETs, just thinking of normies being at work while I lie in bed drifting off after reading a nice book is the best
▶ No.112762>>112766
>>112761
Yeah it is a pretty smug feel. I have been waking up earlier recently though.
>>112756
Would you rather live with your mother or father?
▶ No.112763
>>112756
Is that the crazy sister with the kids?
▶ No.112765>>112767
>>112761
Does your mummy get SuperMad when she arrives home and finds you sleeping blissfully? Nothing triggers my mumzy harder than when she's worked a full day and discovers I haven't even left my bed.
▶ No.112766
>>112762
It's also pretty fun to get up and go for a morning walk. You get to see all the tired wagies heading off to their jobs.
▶ No.112767>>112769 >>112783 >>112785
>>112765
My mummy gets angry when she comes home and I'm passed out drunk
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▶ No.112773>>112774 >>112775 >>112778
My mummy is an expert at guilting people into doing things she considers to be 'right' or necessary. She orders me to complete a task like I'm a serf waiting for instruction and then when I don't immediately jump up and start working, she completes the task herself and berates me for 'forcing' her to do it. She uses this opportunity to launch into a monologue on how lazy and worthless I am.
So tired of this shit.
>>112739
I finally got around to watching this video and now I feel like shit. We're more similar than I thought, cheesecake.
▶ No.112774>>112775
>>112773
>tfw I can hear her whipping herself into a fit of rage
>tfw I listen to music on my headphones so I don't have to deal with the stress of hearing her prepare to punish me
>tfw the very same strategy I employ to reduce my stress actually ends up increasing it because now I don't know when the punishment is coming so I can't get ready for it
just fuck my anxiety up
▶ No.112775>>112777
>>112773
>She orders me to complete a task like I'm a serf waiting for instruction and then when I don't immediately jump up and start working, she completes the task herself and berates me for 'forcing' her to do it. She uses this opportunity to launch into a monologue on how lazy and worthless I am.
Fuck, mine does the same shit.
>She uses this opportunity to launch into a monologue on how lazy and worthless I am.
This shit gets annoying as well. She keeps giving me shit about being a NEET, and doing nothing with my day. How the fuck else am I supposed to spend my time?
>>112774
Could only use your headphones at night hen she is asleep.
▶ No.112777>>112779 >>112782 >>112800
>>112775
>How the fuck else am I supposed to spend my time?
Exactly. If we can't
I object to the idea that we're spending our days "doing nothing", though. While we aren't toiling away tirelessly we also aren't just laying in bed daydreaming either and I think that should be recognized. We're maintaining our mental health by socializing with one another, we're engaging our minds by writing (even if it's just shitposting), we're thinking critically about society and teaching ourselves through wikipedia or documentaries or books.
It annoys me that this is all dismissed as "nothing" simply because it involves a computer monitor. It wouldn't be considered nothing if we were socializing with the exact same people offline, if we were reading the same books at the library, if the societal analysis was being done in the context of a traditional education.
▶ No.112778>>112782
>>112773
>She orders me to complete a task like I'm a serf waiting for instruction and then when I don't immediately jump up and start working, she completes the task herself and berates me for 'forcing' her to do it. She uses this opportunity to launch into a monologue on how lazy and worthless I am.
that's just a tactic women like to use to manipulate people
▶ No.112779>>112781 >>112782
>>112777
If we can't find work or we aren't suitable for employment then what the fuck are we supposed to do? Is it even possible to satisfy them or is our choice of activity just an excuse for them to vent their frustrations about our unemployment?
▶ No.112781>>112782
>>112779
The worst part is you can't even kill yourself because that's selfish too
▶ No.112782
>>112781
>>112779
>>112778
>>112777
mummy bots are truly evil creatures
▶ No.112783>>112784
>>112767
Probably cause you're passed out in her bed wearing a pair of her delectable panties
▶ No.112784
>>112783
Nah she likes it when i do that
▶ No.112785>>112786 >>112787
>>112767
Should hide in the 'cave
▶ No.112786>>112787
>>112785
You can use the goon to stun the mummybot and escape past her too
▶ No.112787
>>112786
>>112785
Nah I'll just build a mummy proof panic cave
▶ No.112788>>112795
Had a nice piece of steak for dinner, cooked rare and topped with a home-made mushroom sauce. Tasted great but it sucks how much effort you have to go through to prepare, cook then clean up afterwards. I think I'll buy some take-away tomorrow night, maybe that new burger from KFC with the so-called "baconnaise. Anyone tried it?
▶ No.112789>>112790 >>112796 >>112811
What's this about centrelink shaking people down for debt?
Are you guys in any danger?
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>>112789
All I know is that NZ-NEET has nothing to worry about
▶ No.112791>>112792
>>112790
They can't take what he doesn't have ;_;
▶ No.112792>>112793 >>112794
>>112791
they could kick him out of the country
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▶ No.112794
>>112792
Nah he's a good albeit cucked guy, and if he was ever faced with deportation I'm sure one of us would offer him a place to stay. Maybe NEET-King could sublet his goon-cave or something?
▶ No.112795
>>112788
Probably taste like poo
▶ No.112796
>>112789
I already paid back my cenno loan, I think it's just dumbasses that cant phone in and see whats going on
▶ No.112797>>112798 >>112799
Trying not to fap for a few days, every second thought I have is about poon
▶ No.112798
>>112797
don't go forcefully sticking the neet stick in stacey lol
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>>112777
>we also aren't just laying in bed daydreaming
Is this your first time here?
▶ No.112801>>112802
>>112799
I will have raped someone after a few days
▶ No.112802>>112803 >>112804 >>112824
>>112801
I'd be raping so many women if it weren't for all the CCTV, dashcams and advanced police forensic-capabilities, plus my DNA is already in the system so that's not exactly a motivator
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>>112802
Why's your dna in the system?
▶ No.112804
>>112802
> plus my DNA is already in the system
Storytime
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>>112805
story pls goonbag
▶ No.112810
Will this year be the year we finally make it neetos? Or will we remain in the crab basket?
▶ No.112811
>>112789
I got hit for 11 hundred from fruit picking in 2012. I know I didn't get paid extra, because I remember I stopped getting paid after the first fortnight and I had drama getting back on newstart after I got fired for driving a tractor into a tree, but I can't prove I wasn't overpaid, because who the fuck keeps paperwork from 4 years ago. "Sure cunt, I'll have my accountant fax you my financials for the last decade." So now I have to wait on centrelink to properly check their own records if I want to see that money again. They're fucking lazier than I am, so that money is fucking gone.
▶ No.112813
>>112725
>>it's not even a permanent position, just 7 days of temp work
lol
▶ No.112822>>112823 >>112829 >>114636
>>112805
do boongNEETs exist
▶ No.112823>>112829
>>112822
I'm sure they do, they just wouldn't use that terminology
▶ No.112824
>>112802
You're not welcome here nigger.
▶ No.112829>>112830 >>112831
>>112822
>>112823
Imagine if we stumbled across this Aboriginal community site about Abo dot painting art and shit for some randoms in rural WA/NT and they had a sub-forum full of NEETshit and they were basically the Indigenous version of us - Complaining about Chinese, boomers and Sudanese just like us and they had some Centrelink loophole to get more Neetbux we could use and we could help them get cheaper goon
▶ No.112830>>112963
>>112829
>VirginBoong constantly whining about aboriginal qts betraying their race by fucking whites
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>>112829
when was the last time you saw an abbo using a computer? i don't even fucking know
▶ No.112833
>>112831
Replace the word 'use' with 'steal' and you should get some replies
▶ No.112835>>112836 >>112837
>>112831
How do they report? I've always wondered how boongs report for their neetbux. Smoke signals?
▶ No.112836
>>112835
Cooooooooooooooey!!!
▶ No.112837
>>112835
They probably don't, they get free phones and all kinds of shit they just do everything for them
▶ No.112838
Looks like charles manson might die soon
▶ No.112839>>112840 >>112841 >>112846
i just discovered a week and a half old shop chicken-in-a-bag in the microwave i had completely forgotten about. it smelt like complete shit and somehow some winged insect got inside the closed microwave and was sittin on top of the chicken. went and threw it out immediately and upon opening the bin i saw that a crowd of flies and maggots had crowded at the bottom of the bin
all i wanted to do was heat up some pasta, now i'll have to clean out the microwave and the bin eventually. fuck my laziness and forgetfulness
▶ No.112840
>>112839
Your a filth wizard
▶ No.112841
>>112839
now i feel like i should clarify
bin = wheelie bin
▶ No.112842
>>112831
Ive seen it happen at max before
▶ No.112843>>112844 >>112845
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4096642/Islamic-Council-refuses-hand-Australia-s-biggest-Muslim-school.html
tl;dr Islamic Council found to be funneling millions of dollars to the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils through Australia's largest Muslim school (Malek Fahd in Sydney) and are stripped of their taxpayer funding ($19 million) because of it, now the council in question won't return the land of that school. The faggots.
▶ No.112844
>>112843
not gonna say i'm too surprised
pretty lulzy especially with turnkike going muh isis recently
▶ No.112845
>>112843
I remember when howard tried to stop those schools from being built, not sure why they bother educating muslims since they're dumb as fuck anyway
▶ No.112846
>>112839
Thats what you get for having the time preference of a nigger
▶ No.112847>>112848 >>112852 >>112854
Any Neets ever hired a prostitute or escort or whatever you want to call them in SA?
I kind of want to but I don't know how to go about it or if I even should considering I think it could be illegal.
▶ No.112848
>>112847
Sex Work is criminalised in South Australia via a range of offences contained in the Summary Offences Act and the Criminal Law Consolidation Act. There is an active law reform campaign which has seen a bill for the full decriminalisation of sex work introduced into the Legislative Council in 2015- as of May 2016 this bill remains before the parliament.
The above taken from http://www.scarletalliance.org.au/laws/sa/
▶ No.112849>>112850
Don't know whether those laws only apply to brothels as there's plenty of private escorts advertised on Backpage, http://adelaide.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/
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>>112849
Yeah that is kind of what I was wondering, also if those women were attractive or ugly drug addicts, so I wanted to know what peoples experiences were.
▶ No.112851
>>112850
With the private girls you just won't know what they really look like until you meet them as most use fake pics or pics of themselves taken a long time ago, but at least you can get an idea of their age by talking to them over the phone (I've spoken to plenty of Asians who sounded way older than what they claimed). You can sometimes find reviews on sites like punterplanet by simply googling their phone number or reverse image-searching. Good luck
▶ No.112852>>112853
>>112847
Probably have to drive around some dodgey part of town and look for them
▶ No.112853
>>112852
Nah just use Google's Street-Hooker View app
▶ No.112854
>>112847
Just find a brothel shouldnt be that hard with a bit of google.
▶ No.112855>>112856 >>112860 >>112872
How do you cunts feel about laws protecting intellectual property?
On one hand I feel personally offended at the notion that I should pay some fucking kike just to access a non-tangible. On the other, I don't want so much piracy that artistcucks give up and stop creating the content that enriches my degenerate NEET lifestyle. Without creative and intelligent media to lazily consume I'd probably spend all day browsing IBs.
I feel it's mainly the fault of wagies that finding media can be such a pain in the ass. If the people who could afford to pay would just pony up the bux, piracy would fly under the radar.
NEETs have always been the primary victims of wagies' piracy. NEETs lose their free films, their free music, their free anime to wagies' piracy. NEETs often have to flee from the only file upload sites they have ever known. NEETs are often the refugees from LimeWire and sometimes, more frequently in today’s world of IP law enforcement, defendants. NEETs are often left with the responsibility, alone, of paying for media
▶ No.112856
>>112855
on one hand you need ip laws to protect content creators from having their ideas stolen
on the other, like with most laws, ip laws only cuck the good goys
i don't see ip laws being relevant too far into the future anymore with everything going digital and being hard to manage
give it a few years and entire music festivals will be done online for millennial ticket buyers which i think is already happening in japan
▶ No.112857>>112858
Good evening NEETeroos, I hope the goon is flowing wherever you may be. I'm drinking the last of the Dolce Bianco whilst avoiding a family get-together.
▶ No.112858>>112863
>>112857
>family get-together
Just go back to sleep m9, you can wake up later tonight when there's no risk of being forced into an uncomfy conversation
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>>112855
Anime is rarely ever effected by takedowns or normie laws
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>>112859
It's evening you lazy little shit, not that you'd fucking know when you've been sleeping all day. Perfectly content to lay in bed all day long but suddenly you're too busy to apply for jobs whenever I try to get you off your ass and bring some income into this house. What do you have to say for yourself?
t. mummybot
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>>112861
Nothing mummybot. Pls make tendies.
▶ No.112863
>>112858
Nah I'm watching fit women smash little hairy yellow balls around
>>112859
Big night last night m8?
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>>112862
I've thrown out your bloody chicken tenders, they're nothing but crap and I won't have them in my house. If you want to fill your body with garbage you'll need to do it somewhere else because I won't put up with it under this roof.
▶ No.112865
>>112861
>ass
NEET_King plz, you don't fool me
t. Superior_NEET
▶ No.112866>>112867 >>112870
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sick, even if I drink just a little.
▶ No.112867>>112868
>>112866
drink water instead
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>>112864
>>112867
MUMMYBOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
▶ No.112869
>>112868
if that's how you feel I'll be unplugging the modem
▶ No.112870
>>112866
Grow a pair? Or maybe your liver is already fucked?
▶ No.112871>>112875 >>112897
I found a 5-dollar note today, and one of the new variety too. When was the last time you cunts found money in public and how much was it?
▶ No.112872>>112873 >>112874
>>112855
If it isn't worth paying for it isnt worth your time otherwise you're no better than a nigger.
▶ No.112873>>112880
>>112872
How could I possibly know whether something's worth buying if I haven't yet watchd/read/listened to it?
▶ No.112874>>112880
>>112872
Keep swallowing those paid-for reviews you super good goy
▶ No.112875>>112876
>>112871
>>112871
Can't really remember. If I found a gold coin or a note I would pick it up, silver coins no point, too little amount for germ risk.
▶ No.112876
>>112875
>silver coins no point
Depends how far you're into the fortnightly payment cycle (ie On payday I wouldn't give a shit about any silver coin on the ground but on the day before payday I'd pick a 5 cent coin up)
▶ No.112877>>112879
Damn it, getting tired already NEETs
▶ No.112879>>112882
>>112877
Why? What physically or emotionally exhaustive activities have you done today?
▶ No.112880
>>112873
None of it's worth watching.
>>112874
I don't watch tv or movies because they aren't worth my time.
▶ No.112882>>112884
>>112879
I was out shopping most of today as mummybot forced me to buy shit. Being outside for too long exhausts me.
▶ No.112884
>>112882
She gets you to buy her panties? Please tell me you took pics
▶ No.112885>>112886 >>112887 >>112891 >>112892 >>112898
I've decided to make it my full time job to find a girlfriend to move out into a studio with. If we share rent it would take the rent down to $130-150pw. Easily doable on NeetstartBux.
I have been living with my parents and putting up with their bullshit for far too long.
I figure you have an employer if you have a job, if you live with a girlfriend she is like an employer too, but you get to have fun with her and fuck her.
She'll save me 10k a year with the shared rent, cooking. More, even.
I'll approach girls in public places, malls, beaches, universities, until I find a suitable woman.
Fire away if you have any questions. Some of you may be in the same boat.
▶ No.112886>>112888 >>112899
>>112885
Do you still get neetbux in jail?
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>>112885
>Implying you'll find a grill who'll be faithful
>Implying all females can cook/clean
Top. Kek.
But don't let that stop you from wanting to move out from family, it's something all you NEETs should desire to do at least once in your lives
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>>112886
Wouldn't know
>>112887
Even if I can keep a girl for 6 months at a time it'd be sweet. Then I'd just get a new one.
I already have experience with this btw. There are a surprising number of women at uni in Sydney who commute for hours a day who would love to find an alternative arrangement.
▶ No.112889>>112890 >>112894
>>112888
Then fucking do it m80 and stop wasting your weekends shitposting with us losers. I mean who wouldn't rather be eating some some young qt's pussy than spending their time here?
▶ No.112890
>>112889
I mean, pussy is nice but you have to deal with the dumb slut attached to it. The NEET thread doesn't ruin every waking moment of your life
▶ No.112891>>112893
>>112885
Hey NEET I don't want to shit all over your new dream but you're not going to find a qt willing to split a $300/wk shithole with an unemployed virgin who has no friends outside of this Koori Spear-Critiquing Subreddit.
▶ No.112892
>>112885
Go for it m8. Ignore the crabs
▶ No.112893
>>112891
some girls will fuck dogs, surely at least one will fuck a complete loser
▶ No.112894>>112895 >>112904 >>112918
>>112889
I don't think the people here are losers, although I find the phrase "mummybot" to be quite disturbing, and there is a certain race baiter who frequents these parts. There is a bit too much negativity here for my liking but otherwise the people here are quite intelligent and you'll find some insightful information regarding this country and its future.
Most of my free time is spent playing video games. If I could do that without annoying parents around, and bang my gf whenever I felt like it, walk around my house naked etc it would be sweet
▶ No.112895
>>112894
>otherwise the people here are quite intelligent and you'll find some insightful information regarding this country and its future.
▶ No.112897
>>112871
I found $50 in a parking lot once, I spent it on weed
▶ No.112898
>>112885
Hit on the toothless bogan sluts at centrelink
▶ No.112899
>>112886
no, I knew someone who went to jail and his payments were suspended. It only stays on if you have dependants on the outside or something
▶ No.112904>>112907
>>112894
>I don't think the people here are losers
>There is a bit too much negativity here for my liking
>the people here are quite intelligent and you'll find some insightful information regarding this country and its future
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▶ No.112915
>>112914
*yaaaaaawn* morning NEET
▶ No.112917>>112919 >>112926
>>112914
You better be looking for a job today son
▶ No.112918>>112923
>>112894
>bang my gf whenever I felt like it
Said every rapist
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>>112914
Good after-morning cunt, it's always quiet here on the weekend
▶ No.112921
>>112920
all the neets are being forced to toil in the fields from sunup to sundown by raging mummybots
▶ No.112923
>>112918
I remember that whore, she must be old and used up by now
▶ No.112924>>112925
Evening NEETies, NEETos and assorted NEEToids.
▶ No.112925
>>112924
morning. Wish this hot weather would fuck off
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>>112927
Too many wagies out and about
▶ No.112929>>112930
>>112928
They are back to work tomorrow though
▶ No.112930>>112931 >>112932
>>112929
>tfw it's a Sunday night and you aren't stressing about Monday morning because you're a comfy NEET
It's the little things in life. The little things like not spending forty hours a week slaving away for money you'll never have time to spend. lol.
▶ No.112931>>112935
>>112930
A lot of NEETs probably really don't appreciate it as much as they should.
I did 2 weeks work to get some cash together as a temp thing and the little nagging feeling you have at the back of your mind is 1000x worse than some social/family obligation, it's knowing that you're going to be financially FUCKED if you don't turn up.
▶ No.112932>>112936 >>112938
>>112930
They spend it, spend it on bills and taxes
▶ No.112935>>112939
>>112931
Yeah, it takes previous employment to really appreciate how good the NEET life really is.
It's looking like I'm going to be pushed into the workforce temporarily but all my options are surprisingly good. I don't mind no-responsibility, solitary work actually I fucking hate it, I just hate it less than other forms of work and for once I might be able to wrangle that sort of job.
I know what you mean about that nagging feeling. It's like not only do you have to show up and get ordered around by a jew, employment also involves the installation of a mental jew who's always reminding you of your employment obligations.
>9PM, better go to sleep so I'm not tired for work tomorrow
>better stop reading and start getting ready for work now, wouldn't want to be late
>welp that's the alarm clock, better wake up or I won't be able to afford food this week
Full-time work isn't 40 hours per week, it's 24/7. It manages to become the number one priority in your life even when you aren't working.
▶ No.112938
>>112932
Which goes back to the NEETbux. Wagies loose again
▶ No.112939
>>112935
I have never had a job so I can't really relate that much.
▶ No.112940>>112941 >>112943
What are we doing tonight NEETs?
▶ No.112941>>112942 >>112944
>>112940
Ruing the fact that mummybot gets back from her month-long holiday on Tuesday and now I'll have to clean the house. Beer bottles everywhere and a giant pile of ciggy butts outside on the patio table. House is a sty.
I'd also been letting the dogs shit in the garden because sometimes I was too lazy to walk them but I hadn't been picking up after them all month, so I spent my afternoon picking up all that shit off the lawn. There was more shit than in a scatneet post. Ended up filling something like 20 of those little plastic poop bags.
▶ No.112942>>112945
>>112941
Pajeet would be envious
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>>112941
Mummybot always has to return one day. I don't want to sound smug or anything, but I will be moving out soon and won't have to deal with mine.
>>112943
Staple of the NEET regime.
▶ No.112945
>>112942
Poo in the
garden
▶ No.112948
Psych appointment tomorrow. Have to force myself to get out of the house
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>>112949
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS MEME
▶ No.112959
>>112955
G'morning slacker
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▶ No.112961>>112962 >>112964 >>113088
>walk down to the library to pick up an inter-library loan I requested months ago
>it's finally there, go to check it out
>"I'm sorry, you have $37.50 in late fees that you'll need to pay before you can take this out"
>I haven't even fucking been to the library in the past six months
>ask them which books accrued the fees
>I don't recognize any of these
>…wait a minute
>call Mum
>"I'm WORKING, nzneet, what do you want? That house had better be spick and span"
>"Yeah it is not, have you been using my library card?"
>"Only for a few books. They wanted me to pay my late fees before I could use mine again so I borrowed yours, it's not a problem is it?"
Just cuck my shit up, mum.
▶ No.112962
>>112961
Cucked by a librarian, a million keks! You need to find a library that doesn't apply late fees as not all do, good luck getting your interracial-library book.
▶ No.112963>>112965 >>112968
>>112958
i figured since vn's nig is getting old, why not add on with this guy
>>112830
▶ No.112964
>>112961
My fucking sister used to do that all the time at video ezy when I was a kid, dumb bitch was too stupid to take videos back on time
▶ No.112965
>>112963
He's not black enough, it doesn't turn vn on
▶ No.112967>>112969 >>112972
is there more to life than collecting cenno money, drinking goon and eating tendies?
▶ No.112968
>>112963
Sorry, I shouldn't be accosting someone who's making OC. Even though that blonde slut is old, used and self-absorbed I still find her attractive and have fapped to her vids many times (though not this year, yet)
▶ No.112969
>>112967
Yes, there's prostitutes that need our dicks
>need
▶ No.112971>>112974
>>112970
There there m90, I know how you feel and it hurts just as much being a non-virgin who's never had one
▶ No.112972
>>112967
Stop trying to look outaide the bucket
▶ No.112973
>>112970
Just go to the gf store
▶ No.112974>>112976
>>112971
I'm older than most of you cunts and I haven't lost the V as of yet. It used to bother me when I was in my teens and I'd even lie about having lost it but these days I have so many other issues (no money, mental health problems worsening, no over-arching direction) that virginity doesn't concern me at all. I've had chances to lose it and fucked them up but the knowledge that someone wanted to fuck is sufficient for now.
▶ No.112975>>112980
>mum's coming home in an hour
>despite looking after the kids all day and spending an hour tidying/cleaning the house, as per usual she's going to find a reason to bitch me out
>there's nothing I can do about it
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>>112977
that's not particularly old tbh, only a couple years older than me.
do u think u will ever lose your virginity?
▶ No.112979>>112981
>>112977
I'm 26 and mostly just rooted fat bitches, only did one that wasn't a hamplanet
▶ No.112980
>>112975
Prepare yourself for verbal abuse
▶ No.112981>>112982 >>112998
>>112978
Yeah, I'm going to lose it in the next few years. Once I raise some funds I'll be traveling and if I don't meet anyone I'll just visit a sex worker to see what it's all about.
>>112979
It's the emotional connection I crave more than the physical act and I'm completely unable to feel any sort of attraction for fatties. How was it?
▶ No.112982>>112983
>>112981
Fatties all have problems mentally so it's not a fun ride
▶ No.112983>>112984 >>112985
>>112982
Like feelings of inferiority? btw were you even attracted to them? The 'any hole's a goal' thing makes no sense to me.
▶ No.112984>>112999
>>112983
not him but imo fat girls are far, FAR more palatable than skinny ones
skinny girls shrivel my dick up into nothingness
▶ No.112985>>112987 >>112999
>>112983
Just problems in general, one fatty I dated wanted me to come over every night because of these "problems". It was basically shit she was causing so she could be the victim and get attention or pity.
I just like big titties but they come at a cost
▶ No.112986>>112990 >>112992 >>112996
>i will never hold her and protect her from bullies
>i will never kiss her softly
>i will never spoon her and cuddle with her and tell her everything's okay
▶ No.112987>>112988 >>113020
>>112985
fat ass > fat titties
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>>112988
titties should be small.
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>>112977
You knob, you replied to a 30 year old
▶ No.112992>>112993 >>113017
>>112986
>I will never be sober enough to take advantage of drunken sluts stumbling around during the wee hours of the morning on a weekend
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/01/08/13/23/search-for-noosa-sex-attacker
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>>112992
>French accent
Probably was arab, msm considers turkey a european country these days
▶ No.112994>>112995
>>112993
50% of french under 18 are muslim apparently
▶ No.112995>>112997
>>112994
and the other 50% are black
▶ No.112996
>>112986
I wonder who made this post…
▶ No.112997
>>112995
i honestly think france doesn't deserve to exist. it's not like german, which is truly a beautiful country with beautiful people that has hit a bad stretch. france is degenerate and has been ever since their revolution.
▶ No.112998>>113000 >>113003
>>112981
Where do you plan on traveling to? I've been wanting to explore Thailand since the days of Gook_NEET but have been so far unable to save the required funds. Seeing/fucking the sex workers in Amsterdam (is that the place with the red-light district and women dancing in windows?) would be nice too
▶ No.112999>>113001
>>112984
Do you happen to be fat yourself?
>>112985
Jesus, I couldn't put up with that shit, I'd rather start watching anime and get a waifu. You have stronger willpower than I.
▶ No.113000
>>112998
If you've ever worked a job you could try withdrawing your super
▶ No.113001>>113002 >>113004
>>112999
i'm big boned, and i like girls who are big boned.
▶ No.113002
>>113001
Lard isn't made of bone
▶ No.113003
>>112998
All over the world. I'm not going to travel the world fucking prostitutes, I just want to see places and know I'll eventually come across them in my travels.
Fuck I just want some bux so I can go on an international adventure. I wouldn't be opposed to meeting another NEET in Thailand/Cambodia and hanging out for a few days.
▶ No.113004
>>113001
>Big boned
The only women your gonna find with big bones are traps
▶ No.113006>>113007
>>112977
I am 20 and I have never had a gf, had sex with one, kissed one, held hands etc. I like thick girls and some chubby ones but it is not a hard preference and I can appreciate ones of different body types and thin ones too (excluding fat as fuck whales though).
▶ No.113007
>>113006
Have a better chance hunting whales
▶ No.113008>>113009 >>113011 >>113015 >>113021
Ok NEETs what should my next video be about?
▶ No.113009
>>113008
Incest with mummy bot
▶ No.113011>>113014 >>113016
>>113008
australia going into recession and pollies being caught taking vacations on public funding while humble dole bludgers get chewed out for less wastage
▶ No.113014
>>113011
So business as usual?
▶ No.113015>>113016
>>113008
Please tell us your thoughts on the NEET pursuit of happiness.
I feel like being a long-term NEET can really pay dividends with regards to happiness… if you can rise to the challenge. It forces you to set aside materialistic happiness and happiness that's born of relationships. To be happy as a NEET requires something more fundamental, an appreciation of life in and of itself.
So how can this appreciation be cultivated?
Would be interested to know what you think.
▶ No.113016
>>113011
>>113015
Yeah I should have it up tomorrow. I really wanted to make one in RL but I need to get a good video camera, so it will just be another long rant in front of a computer.
▶ No.113017
>>112992
Camp outside with a net late on Australia Day, lol
▶ No.113018>>113019 >>113024
What are we doing tonight NEETs?
▶ No.113019
>>113018
Getting drunk and shitposting.
▶ No.113020>>113023
>>112987
Asses are for niggers.
▶ No.113021
>>113008
Explaining the neet life to normies.
▶ No.113023>>113025 >>113026
>>113020
Then why do so many white girls have such delectable booties?
▶ No.113024
>>113018
Watching anime and shitposting about anime
▶ No.113025
>>113023
Because asses are designed for sitting, if they had no meat in their ass they would have to squat like the asian monkey people do
▶ No.113026>>113027 >>113028
>>113023
Google ass vs tits worldwide.
You're a nigger now fuckoff we're full.
▶ No.113027
>>113026
I never really understood the x vs y. I like both of them but not to retarded proportions.
▶ No.113028>>113029 >>113030 >>113034
>>113026
Booty is love, booty is life. Deal with it.
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▶ No.113030>>113031
>>113028
That's where poo comes from
▶ No.113031
>>113030
hot
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS SHITPOST)▶ No.113033>>113035
Finally get the house to myself tomorrow as mummybot fucks off to work
▶ No.113034
>>113028
Whatever you say nigger.
▶ No.113035>>113037
>>113033
Doesn't count unless she's gone for 2 days
▶ No.113037
>>113035
She is gone tue-fri 6-7 hours per day. Finally time to get comfy.
▶ No.113038>>113039 >>113048
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Do you guys like SPAM?
I think it's great stuff. Great for NEET cooking.
▶ No.113039
>>113038
fried spam goes well with fried pineapple rings
▶ No.113040>>113041
Another day of housework and looking after the kids. No gym. Just like last night, mum will come home at 6PM and bitch me out for not putting enough effort into my unpaid work.
I feel like my soul is wading through quicksand.
▶ No.113041>>113043
>>113040
Bet you wish you had a job now
▶ No.113042
went for a run instead of a walk this morning, if I still smoked I'd be dead from it. All these years of neeting's made me very unhealthy
▶ No.113043
>>113041
Nah this is still nicer than the anxiety that comes with waging
▶ No.113045
>>113044
I actually would say that pepe implies a certain set of values and belief including white superiority. It was born on 4chan and developed in an atmosphere of casual racism so it's not too much of a stretch to say that someone posting a pepe is probably racist to some degree. Pretty funny that it's being called a 'white supremacist frog' though.
▶ No.113046
>>113044
soon they're going to claim smugness is a signal for white supremacy
then the narrative will be that people who breathe are white supremacists
▶ No.113047
Watching season 1 of the simpsons, shit's older than I am
▶ No.113048
>>113038
>posting nigger videos
▶ No.113050>>113051 >>113053
Top of the morning neetos
▶ No.113051
▶ No.113053>>113055
>>113050
>Being racist in 2017
▶ No.113054>>113056 >>113057
Looks like I'm getting lucky tonight neets
▶ No.113055
>>113053
>not casually looking down on anyone who isn't white and attributing their personal flaws to a group-level deficit so you're always seeing the worst in other races, feeding a positive feedback loop that leads to a distorted worldview which finds you posting hurtful white nationalist pepe images at 3AM in the morning in between fapping to 2D and microwaving a cheeky late-night tendy feast for your solitary NEET party
You should give it a try
▶ No.113056
▶ No.113057
>>113054
Looks legit, might hook up with one of our mummybots
▶ No.113059>>113061
have any of you neets been to advanced personnel management? my disability employment provider just got changed over to them
hoping i get a female case worker who'll feel sorry for me and go easy on me when i give her my "i'm suicidal and psychotic" sob story. the guy i saw at mtc was a fucking cunt about it
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▶ No.113061>>113065
>>113060
morning cunt
>>113059
m8 you could probably be dying of aids and all they'll do is ask you "so, what are you going to do about it?"
▶ No.113065>>113066
>>113061
>m8 you could probably be dying of aids and all they'll do is ask you "so, what are you going to do about it?"
Job providers are fucking shit, everyone here who is not on certs should get on them.
▶ No.113066>>113067
>>113065
How do you go about getting certs? do you tell the doctor its for centrelink?
▶ No.113067
>>113066
Yeah. Psychiatrists can write them as well.
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▶ No.113072>>113081
>>113070
where do you even find this shit?
▶ No.113073>>113081
▶ No.113074>>113076
Might go out and buy some hungry jews later m80s
▶ No.113075>>113081
>>113070
This is fucked up
▶ No.113076>>113077
>>113074
Get nice and fat on the neet meat
▶ No.113077
>>113076
NEET needs the extra energy
▶ No.113078>>113079
Had a decent goon-binge last night while abusing hookers over-the-phone then awoke this morning with the shakes and a dry-spew. Can't wait to do it all again tonight/tomorrow morning…
▶ No.113079
>>113078
Did order any hookers for this evening?
▶ No.113081>>113083
>>113071
>>113072
>>113073
>>113075
Did I miss cuckneet or fagneet sperging out?
▶ No.113083>>113085
>>113081
some nasty video about white women and nigger babies
▶ No.113084
Wagies must be hot out in the sun while I am under the air con
▶ No.113085
>>113083
I knew cuckneet aka vn wouldn't last long until he sperged out again.
▶ No.113086
>>113082
>boomers don't understand the current sitcho
fuckin oath and they won't bother to until their pensions get cut off
▶ No.113088>>113089 >>113100
>>112961
You're the most beta cunt m8
Where's your god damn fucking back bone?
▶ No.113089>>113090 >>113100
>>113088
I'm not even disagreeing with you here but I'm not sure how I'm supposed to avoid these sorts of situations. This kind of shit is constantly thrust upon me with no warning at all and I'm just expected to deal with it.
▶ No.113090>>113091
>>113089
just gotta do what it takes to get things done m8
>room has stockpile of food/drinks coz muh diet
>notice shit missing every now and then
>confront mummybot coz she's the only one who steals shit around here
>keeps denying and saying the neighbours are crawling through my windows at night/when i'm out to steal my food/drinks she's schizophrenic and has the beetus
>keeps escalating and eventually grows into money going missing
>enough_of_your_bullshit.tif
>go out to bunnings and grab a decent combo safe, new door locks and install them asap
>nothing goes missing much anymore
>dad has a good laugh because he's a shitcunt like that
▶ No.113091>>113092 >>113094 >>113097
>>113090
I legit feel like crying right now m8, she's cucked me again.
She told me this morning that I had to spend all day cleaning and tidying the house because we have a tenant moving into the granny flat and she wanted to bring him through the main house so he could meet the family and feel comfortable with coming to us for assistance.
Well, the whole family isn't home tonight so she'll be taking him through to the granny flat and bypassing the hours of work I did today in addition to taking care of the kids. Instead of apologizing, she said I should be happy the house was tidy for once and then started bitching at me because I didn't dust a mirror in the granny flat and the pillowcase I chose for his bed wasn't up to standard. My little brother then kicked raspberries all over the floor in the kitchen while making himself a snack and I got told off for not picking them up.
I don't know why she's such a petty cunt when I'm providing hundreds of dollars worth of childcare every week pro bono.
▶ No.113092>>113093
>>113091
m8, you need to move out. How do you put up with that shit?
▶ No.113093
>>113092
Well, she taught me from my early school years onward that the appropriate response to bullying and coercion was to submit, so being treated like this doesn't bother me as much as it might bother you.
I'll be moving out as soon as I can afford a place of my own. What's your living situation?
▶ No.113094>>113098
>>113091
jesus fuck m8 the way she treats you is really fucked up
▶ No.113095>>113096
▶ No.113096
>>113095
Must be a lot of niggers living there
▶ No.113097>>113101 >>113103
>>113091
She's just training you for the inevitable
>Go on craigslist
>See granny flat/slaveboy for rent
>Description: I have a grannyflat for rent for $250 along with my submissive son who will cater to your every desire, GUARANTEED!
▶ No.113098>>113099 >>113102
>>113094
Haha if you think that's fucked up you'll like this one
>yesterday night
>same tenant needs a washing machine in the granny flat so he doesn't have to awkwardly intrude on our living space to wash his clothes
>mum's arranged to buy one on Gumtree and tells me to help pick it up
>tell her that I've injured my lower back at the gym, it keeps failing on me and randomly slackening when I contract it so I don't want to risk that happening when it's load-bearing an unstable object
>ask her to get my brother to go instead
>she tells me that he's eating dinner with a friend and that I'm being selfish
>ask her to pick it up tomorrow when someone else will be available to help
>she starts complaining about me being useless and that I'll be fine
>ask her what she considers worse, a potentially lifelong back injury or missing out on a washing machine for one day
>she starts reeling off the punishments I'll get if I don't go
>I have to go pick it up
▶ No.113099>>113102 >>113103
>>113098
LOL
does she have any empathy for you at all?
do you get accosted every day? do you ever get love?
▶ No.113100
>>113088
>Where's your god damn fucking back bone?
His mummybot confiscated it years ago
>>113089
>This kind of shit is constantly thrust upon me with no warning at all
Life doesn't run on a pre-written script m80
▶ No.113101
>>113097
John's packing his bags now, he'll even pay double
▶ No.113102>>113105
>>113098
>punishments
What are you 12?
>>113099
>do you ever get love?
>tfw no gf
▶ No.113103>>113155
>>113097
In which case I would cut my throat on the living room floor and let her find the mess. I don't like my life enough for that to be a difficult decision.
>>113099
She does love me and she does have empathy for me but she also believes I'm not entitled to autonomous decision-making. I do get accosted every day, usually because the housework I've done that day wasn't up to scratch or because I didn't follow some arbitrary checklist of childcare activities. I'm trying to just accept that she's going to behave like a fucking cunt when she arrives home each day but I can't, I start geting anxious around 3PM and it gets worse until she's yelled at me.
▶ No.113104>>113106 >>113112
M8 you should just beat the fuck out of your mum so she learns not to fuck with the neet masterrace.
▶ No.113105
>>113102
>What are you 12?
I'm a NEET so yeah, I have the leverage of the average 12 year old and can't do a thing if she decides to confiscate the router or forbid me from going to the gym.
▶ No.113106>>113107
>>113104
This is how neets become homeless
▶ No.113107>>113108
>>113106
I hit my mum when I was little now shes submissive to my will.
▶ No.113108>>113109
>>113107
you should rape her
▶ No.113109>>113110 >>113111
>>113108
Shes ugly af nty.
▶ No.113110>>113116
>>113109
Use the paper bag
▶ No.113111>>113116
▶ No.113112>>113114
>>113104
I yelled at her a few days ago about all the ways she failed me in my childhood and adolescence, felt bretty gud to make her cry. I'm not going to hurt her, I'm going to move out of the house and beyond her sphere of influence. When I lived alone and our only contact was skyping and telephone calls I would just hang up whenever she started becoming abusive and ignore her calls for the remainder of the day, it was like heaven on earth.
▶ No.113113>>113115
Wagies are like dogs, they chase their tails all day, the tail symbolises hopes,dreams,monetary increasement, and goals. Some dogs can catch that tail, but most dogs can never get it.
NEET's are like cats, smug and comfy.
▶ No.113114
>>113112
But now she has you right where she wants you
▶ No.113115
>>113113
I am like a sloth.
▶ No.113116
>>113110
nty shes also fat.
>>113111
>using nigger speak
Go play in traffic.
▶ No.113117
Might go to bed early tonight
▶ No.113118>>113120 >>113121
I'm sick of this stupid summer weather. Can't go outside because it's hot, can't sleep because it's hot, can't do anything comfortably because it's hot. House is full of flies because nobody can keep the fucking door closed
I wish I could hibernate
▶ No.113120>>113122
▶ No.113121>>113122
>>113118
Get the air con on, shoah the flies with bug spray. Don't you keep your bedroom door closed so they won't get in?
▶ No.113122>>113123 >>113124 >>113129
>>113120
>>113121
I can't afford aircon m8s
▶ No.113123
>>113122
save your neetbux up m8 the cheaper units for one person dont cost much
▶ No.113124>>113125
>>113122
Could buy one of those little electric fan things
▶ No.113125>>113127 >>113128
>>113124
I've got a fan but it does a pretty shit job. My room faces the sun in the afternoon so no matter what I do it's unbearably hot
▶ No.113127
>>113125
ice cubes
water
cold shower
cold bath
▶ No.113128
>>113125
buy a bunch of those reflective foil car shades and stick them all over the wall outside your room
▶ No.113129>>113130
>>113122
Fill the bathtub up with piss, wait for it to cool down then chill out in it. You will save money on water and get clean at the same time.
▶ No.113130>>113131
>>113129
And smell like a pajeet.
▶ No.113131>>113132 >>113146
>>113130
stale piss is the official neet scent. poopoo is pajeet scent
▶ No.113132>>113133
>>113131
We need a :
Fragrance by NEET: Piss stench
▶ No.113133>>113134
>>113132
L'peé de la goón: A fragrance by neet
▶ No.113134
▶ No.113135>>113136 >>113137 >>113138
>>113082
>"I'm not like one of those older guys in the NEET thread"
>tfw you're one of those "older guys in the NEET thread"
Thanks for that shout-out Cheesedick_NEET
▶ No.113137>>113141
>>113135
I meant some of the older guys, I know there was one 40 year old here. How old are you if you don't mind me asking?
▶ No.113138
>>113135
At least most of us older ones aren't virgins
▶ No.113139>>113140 >>113142
>>113136
When I don't shower for a few days the cum that build up on my dick smells pretty bad
▶ No.113140
>>113139
That's how neets mark their territory
▶ No.113141>>113142
>>113137
Dirty 30 aka halfway to 60 aka halfway to death
But I too feel optimistic about this year, gonna increase the amount of reading and start fishing after years of abstinence
▶ No.113142>>113145
>>113139
I can't remember the last time I have even washed mine. Not looking forward to doing it though, but then again I don't fap often or at all anyways.
>>113141
I always thought you were in your mid 30s, close though. I need to do more reading as well.
I hate how my voice sounds in the videos, it sounds pretty bogan-ish for some odd reason unlike in real life. Maybe I need to work on training my voice as I have numerous speech defects if some of you did not pick up on already.
▶ No.113143>>113144
>>113082
Nice vid, I find NEETs talking on NEET topics pretty relaxing and it's nice to actually hear someone voice the same concerns that I have in my private life. Definitely agree that happiness depends on a sense that progress can be made. This, however:
>it's all in your head, your mental problems are all in your head
Triggered me hard. I hear some variation on this shit every single day from Mum, usually when my mental issues are causing her mild inconvenience. Did you say you visit a counselor?
▶ No.113144>>113147 >>113148
>>113143
>Triggered me hard.
Yeah it does to me too. I might make a separate video on that shit in particular as I think it warrants it.
> Did you say you visit a counselor?
I see both a psychiatrist and a psychologist currently. I used to see a "therapist" but she was useless so I went to the psych place. They were much better and they know what they are doing.
▶ No.113145>>113149
>>113142
I had a minor speech impediment pre-NEET but since spending all day alone has become the norm it's gotten a lot worse. I think I'm forgetting how to make the mouth-shapes that form human speech.
On a related note, I reckon depression is making me retarded. I'm always making typos and my WPM has slowed dramatically over the past few years but when I'm in a rare good mood my error rate returns to near-zero and my speed picks up. There's a pretty dramatic difference and it bothers me because the deficit can't be limited to typing, there's something more generally wrong with the way I function when I'm depressed. Which is almost always. Which means I must almost always be fucking up in ways that I don't even notice. Fuck, my reduced functioning might even be stopping me from seeing the extent of my deficits when I'm in that state.
▶ No.113146
▶ No.113147>>113149
>>113144
Have you ever been to a HeadSpace centre?
At the moment my mental health treatment protocol consists of following the advice you cunts gave me and gassing my mental jew whenever he tries to bring me down. It'd be nice to have some professional help though… but at the same time I can't help but think my mental health issues are mostly situational and it seems silly to try to treat 'muh depression cos isolated&nobux' or 'muh anxiety cos bullying' with psychological therapy.
▶ No.113148
>>113144
>I see both a psychiatrist and a psychologist
A wise man once said; "It ain't easy, being cheesy"
▶ No.113149
>>113145
>On a related note, I reckon depression is making me retarded. I'm always making typos and my WPM has slowed dramatically over the past few years but when I'm in a rare good mood my error rate returns to near-zero and my speed picks up. There's a pretty dramatic difference and it bothers me because the deficit can't be limited to typing, there's something more generally wrong with the way I function when I'm depressed. Which is almost always. Which means I must almost always be fucking up in ways that I don't even notice. Fuck, my reduced functioning might even be stopping me from seeing the extent of my deficits when I'm in that state.
I feel similar, depression just takes too much out of me. Hard finding energy these days.
>>113147
>Have you ever been to a HeadSpace centre?
No I haven't. I was recommended to go there but I was happy with my gov. psych place, no need for any extra appointments.
>At the moment my mental health treatment protocol consists of following the advice you cunts gave me and gassing my mental jew whenever he tries to bring me down. It'd be nice to have some professional help though… but at the same time I can't help but think my mental health issues are mostly situational and it seems silly to try to treat 'muh depression cos isolated&nobux' or 'muh anxiety cos bullying' with psychological therapy.
I think my situation would be similar for yours, as in moving out away from mummybot would improve our lives, I can't wait to move out tbh. See a GP and they can usually refer you to one of these gov. psych clinics. The best part is it is all free.
▶ No.113150>>113156 >>113161 >>113167
Watching ''Escape From L.A.", a movie released in 1996 and set in the futuristic year of 2013
▶ No.113155
>>113103
When was the last time she gave you a hug?
▶ No.113156
>>113150
We're 2 years away from Blade Runner
▶ No.113160
▶ No.113161
>>113150
I need to watch more movies. I just get to pre-occupied with the computer.
▶ No.113167
>>113150
Bruce campells in that movie, the cgi helicopter at the starts pretty cheesy
▶ No.113169
▶ No.114636
>>112822
yeah they're called boongs