My dad wanted me to go to church (Christian) today, for Father's Day.
So here's the church experience with out leaving your house.
Everyone sang some songs, most of which included a verse asking God to guide their lives and do various things for them. After that the pastor read a passage from Luke: Jesus Goldsteinburgwitzy sailed to some area can't remember where and in the village a man possessed by multiple demons had been chained in a cave because he ran around naked and yelled random shit. implying that's the wrong thing to do Jesus Goldblatsilversmith than talked to the demons and they asked if they could leave the man and posses the pigs on the hill near the cave. Jesus Lampshadewitzy said sure and the demons possessed the pigs and ran them all into a lake and drowned. Jesus Sheklemagnet seemed okay with killing all the pigs and ruining some farmers source of income. Said farmers ran into the village and told everyone what Jesus Sixgorrillion did. Everyone came to see and the formerly possessed man lay at Jesus' feet with clothes, everyone told Jesus to get out, and like a cuck he did.
The pastor used this story to push for acceptance and link it to the Orlando fag massacre. She said how much it hurts God when people hate gays, lesbians, trannies, minorities, etc. She talked for like half an hour about muh poor oppressed minortites and fags. She said she had depression but I think she was a closet lesbian because of how much she was crying for the fags in Orlando.
Then she talked about muh injuns and how evil our ancestors were by taking their land, and how they're so oppressed, asking us to donate and sign up for some program to help forest niggers.
Sang a few more songs, and everyone did a prayer asking God to take their lives into his hands and tell them what to do.
All in all cucked-as-fuck/10
No I did not sing any songs or participate in any prayers, so inb4 "worshiping foreign gods"
Christianity would be tolerable if they still did shit like crusades and burning fags.
Day of the bog when?