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>this christlamb b8
>taking the christian 'daddy god/peasant follower' meta of christianity and trying to apply it to asatru
>creating memes about something you have 0 understanding of yet think your meme will checkmate the crowd its directed it
2/10 attempt
In the EXTREME off chance that you are a white Germanic European (youre probably Mediterranean), I will hopefully help explain a little bit of Valhalla to you. Maybe after this, you might check out what the AFA, and Asatru is actually about, instead of just shooting in the dark hoping to le troll us.
Where to begin?
Well Valhalla was a place where you went to if you died in a way that was sacrificial. I.E. You took a bullet for your only child etc. etc.
Its not some place where you go if youre just a warrior or soldier (although many gallant warriors may have moved onto there)
The common understanding of Valhalla is that its the "heaven" of the Germanics. This is not true from my understanding. As we dont have a "heaven" or 'hell"
Valhalla seems to be a place where the truest of "warriors" go. Those people who knowingly sacrificed themselves, while remaining composed, and steady. Which if you think about, would probably be VERY hard to do.
>kek larper then there would be jews and niggers up there hahahaha btfo
This attitude that your meme projects, is classic Abrahamic "literalism" at its finest and most dangerous.
Your own point is also self defeating (unless youre an atheist, which is highly likely as well) because if you are using Jews as an insult to offend us Asatru, then you yourself are commuting sins against your God, and religion.
Jews are "the chosen" people of Abrahamic religions lol. So YOUR own after life (if i am to play your literalistic game) would be RIDDLED with Jews as well lol.
And there are countless quotes from your own Bible regarding this (youve probably never read the Bible though like most christkids)
Of course though IN ADULT REALITY the tales of our people, and Asatru are metaphore for something much more deep.
Asatru (and all of its tales, and wisdom) is simply OUR (Germanic) peoples way of IDENTIFYING with our world, and our existence. Along with all the mysteries therein.
Valhalla isnt ONLY about bravery it seems, its a lot about sacrifice. Simply dying after a great life does not seem to be enough to move onto the challenges that await in Valhalla (because its not a place of rest really)
>entrence does not require a ethnicity
Once against HYPER literalism here. Very base.
Asatru is OUR ethnic way of relating to the mysteries of life. Sooo it is ethnic. Becuase "valhalla" is a word our people created to identify with the idea of what Valhalla is. It is centric around OUR people, and our peoples VALUES.
Asatru (unlike christianity) is not Universalist. Its Ethnocentric.
You took the idea of christian heaven, and then tried applying the same meta of it to somehting that isnt universalistic, but ETHNOCENTRIC
>i-if imma good goy on erf imma go to heyvan with all the OTHER good folks of dah erf
You did this because that is once of the side effects of the cultural christianization of the planet. People can only relate to the devine in regards to the abrahamic ideals and beliefs.
I give you a 2/10 because it is a shitty attempt, BUT it does bring up a point that maybe some people would get all upset about when looked at from face value (just like you did) Which is to be expected when dealing with the abrahamic mind cucking of all humans and their abilities to approach the "divine/universe/gods/god" etc etc w/e you need to call it.
Anyways, if you are Germanic, i really hope you come home, and stop trolling your people (even if you are a langley shill)