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 No.8134

Hello fellow /mothefuckers, I want to try and get with a couple of MILFs in my neighborhood but need to make sure I have a solid plan.

Okay, so recently I've been working out at the park near my house and have noticed the moms of the kids that run around in the playground right next to where i work out have been checking me out (especially when i take my shirt off). I've been thinking of printing out "business cards" that say "Mommy Masseur" with my phone number on it and then head over to them and try to pitch them my "services", make home visits while kids and husband are away and fuck them hard.

lmk what you anons think of this plan

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 No.8135

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>"business cards" that say "Mommy Masseur" with my phone number on it and then head over to them and try to pitch them my "services"

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 No.8136

>homewrecking

>business cards announcing your fetish

You're 12 kinds of autistic.

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 No.8138

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You're lucky this is such a dead board, otherwise this would probably be one of those threads that gets capped and shared for the next several years.

I didn't even catch the part about them being married on the first read, that just makes it even worse.

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 No.8139

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>>8134

>I've been thinking of printing out "business cards" that say "Mommy Masseur" with my phone number on it and then head over to them and try to pitch them my "services", make home visits while kids and husband are away and fuck them hard.

There is a lot wrong with this.

>"Mommy Masseur"

First off, that on its own screams autism. A business card with that written on it would instantly give you some odd stares, or some confused looks if you're lucky.

Next, no matter what the so-called "business card" name is, your plan is already faulty and makes you look, in one word, not good.

>noticed the moms of the kids that run around in the playground right next to where i work out have been checking me out

Sure, you may be buff or whatever, but that doesn't automatically make them want or be willing to fuck you. Admiring someone's muscles doesn't instantly mean "ah yeah hot stud i wanna fuck unga bunga", you turbo autist.

Perhaps it's not everyday that you see a muscular/fit person, but that doesn't mean they would bang you, especially with those simple, primitive-minded thoughts that ape-brain of yours comes up with.

Frankly, it also makes you look narcissistic and as thirsty as a stray dog.

>try to pitch them my "services", make home visits while kids and husband are away and fuck them hard.

I suspect that you're one of those assholes that read NTR manga and dreams of being the guy banging some other guy's wife solely to satisfy your own weak ego rather than because you appreciate ara ara-type women/mommies. Since this is a board that appreciates MILFs.

As one anon already mentioned, making business cards to advertise your type of plan makes you look disgusting. I know that almost no one is pure enough to judge someone, however, wanting to be (or already being) a home wrecker makes you look vile and inconsiderate to any relatively normal adult whose thoughts and decision-making skills are mature, no matter their sexual preferences.

More off note, but how old are you anyway? Last time I heard of an idea similar to that was shortly after I graduated high school, and it was from some known dickhead of a kid that spent his time mostly watching porn, would talk about the porn he watched with anyone he became acquainted with and would probably fuck anything he could get his hands on.

Forgive me for the wall of text I wrote, but this is one of the times when some trashbag really makes me think.

Anyway OP, your plan is not solid, and it makes you appear like a socially awkward, nasty and pathetic piece of shit.

I seriously hope that your thread is just a mere shitpost, and not an actual idea.

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 No.8140

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>>8134

>I've been thinking of printing out "business cards" that say "Mommy Masseur" with my phone number on it and then head over to them and try to pitch them my "services"

That's for the chuckle OP.

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 No.8141

>>8139

This guy gets it. All that bullshit you've been reading in netorare doujins will get you a swift kick to the nuts at best. If you want to bait older women into the sack with you, you're better off playing the innocent young boy routine. Because they're older than you, wiser than you and probably more experienced than you. So let them be the one to 'teach' you. Don't be that guy high on too much testosterone who thinks every woman wants a manly man who's 'better than her husband' by default.

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 No.8142

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>>8134

what the fuck OP

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 No.8143

There's already multiple threads of this nature on the catalog (like this one >>1663 or >>1805 ), use those preexisting threads instead since this is veering into /blog/ territory.

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