bee99f No.2339758
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain Edition.
dccd8f No.2339762
No pain no gain, as some may say
dccd8f No.2339764
>>2339763
You're way overdue mister!
bf5458 No.2339765
>>2339763
>>2339757
Doing some drawing stuff.
Should try to sleep soon, or maybe not. I'm not really sure anymore.
a38732 No.2339766
>>2339764
only 30 minutes late.....that's not so bad.....
dccd8f No.2339767
>>2339766
3:30am in general is ridiculous :<
Not like I can say much myself, I went to sleep at 2
Kept up most of the night by the naughty cats in the house
a38732 No.2339768
>>2339765
rekatable haha!
show me some of your drawings.....
bf5458 No.2339769
>>2339768
I'm not really drawing so much as tuning up a map a friend drew on paper to look good in digital form.
a38732 No.2339770
>>2339767
Cute! What kind of kitties?
dccd8f No.2339771
>>2339770
The mother is a black/brown tabby, as is one of the sons
Also have a grey fluffy cat, both are nearly as big as the mother after 5 months of age
The black girl kitty has white paws and underbelly, smallest of the three
a38732 No.2339773
>>2339771
everyone I know who has cats always has flocks of them
it's great to see the different personalities in how they act
5620ac No.2339774
i just ordered a switch and lets go pikachu for same day delivery
been holding off on a switch for ages cause i was expecting to go to prison and get out after it’s already obsolete, feels good man
dccd8f No.2339775
>>2339773
Never met a cat that was exactly the same as another
Once you get to know individual ones well you start to see the differences
dccd8f No.2339776
>>2339774
They put you on bail?
dccd8f No.2339777
I was once excited for KH3
But then my friend told me I had to like play every single other game in the franchise
I said to myself, fuck that, I'm only here for the main story. Only side game I played was Birth By Sleep and even then I was finished after doing one character's story
5620ac No.2339778
>>2339776
i finished bail and been sentenced, instead of prison i got 6 months on electronic tag not allowed out of my house between 7PM and 7AM, and 30 months of going to appointments with social workers
dccd8f No.2339779
>>2339778
It's mildly reasonable, provided you co-operate
Least you have your videogames
5620ac No.2339780
dccd8f No.2339781
>>2339780
And are these appointments like weekly?
5620ac No.2339782
>>2339781
iirc if it’s the same thing i’m thinking of that was explained to me, they start at like twice a week, and get less frequent as time goes on
dccd8f No.2339783
>>2339782
Least it's not every day
Best of luck
5620ac No.2339784
ce1d65 No.2339785
>>2339774
Been thinking about getting one of these, but still not sure what games I would even get
5620ac No.2339787
>>2339785
same tbh, pokemon was the only game that really interested me, that’s why i got the bundle, and i just found out it’s a digital copy that’s gonna take up disk space and i don’t even get to lick the cart, lol
ce1d65 No.2339789
>>2339787
Digital copies rot my socks. Are you able to at least claim it and download it when your want to play it so you can free up the disk space? Not sure how it works on the switch
5620ac No.2339790
>>2339789
i have no idea yet :/
2beaa3 No.2339792
>>2339790
Yeah, I realised after I sent that that you probably wouldn't, since you haven't actually gotten it
>>2339791
Odessey is one of the games I'm interested in
5620ac No.2339793
>>2339792
i watched joel from vinesauce play it a couple days ago, it looked okay
2beaa3 No.2339794
>>2339793
It seems different enough to be interesting to me. And of course, breath of the wild is almost required at this point.
I think that I'd rather buy a PS4 first though. Haven't really looked into what there is on the Switch
5620ac No.2339795
>>2339794
ngl i was looking at a ps4 on gumtree yesterday, it had 10 games and was £200 and the dude was one street away so if i wanted it i could have just gone outside and he could have handed it over a wall, lol
decided against it, of the 10 games i was only interested in one of them, and i wasn’t even that interested in that one
2beaa3 No.2339796
>>2339795
I'm not sure if that's a good price or not, I'm unfamiliar with GBP
I'm more interested in the PS4 because the exclusive titles look fun, and aren't coming to PC like a large amount of XBox titles
5620ac No.2339798
oh, sorry, you’re canada, flags weren’t loaded
2beaa3 No.2339799
>>2339798
That's not bad at all. The games must've been really shitty
5620ac No.2339800
>>2339799
this was them c:
5620ac No.2339801
i was somewhat interested in battlefront, and maybe battlefield 1, but not enough to buy it in the end.
2beaa3 No.2339802
>>2339800
Life is Strange isn't a bad title, but definitely needs to be something you're interested in. Never played Last of Us, but I want to. That's one of the games I want
5620ac No.2339803
>>2339802
i am by no means a gamer, but i like star wars, and i liked battlefield bad company 2 for multiplayer like many many years ago, so that’s all that interested me really
2beaa3 No.2339804
>>2339803
Bad company and bf1 are pretty different,, and EA did a bad job with Battlefront 2. The game was fun, they just made too many really poor decisions that hindered it really badly
5620ac No.2339805
>>2339804
i never played the campaign, it was just multiplayer i liked
2beaa3 No.2339806
>>2339805
It was the multiplayer they made a lot of blunders with. Flying a ship was only available by picking up a power up on the map, same with playing as a hero. And the hero system you needed to unlock them first, and some of them cost a lot of points or whatever they use as currency, but you could buy it. You could also buy boosts from their shop, which also gave you an advantage. Everything was doable without paying more, but they tried really hard to get people to pay more. If I remember correctly, Disney actually stepped in and told them to stop since they own the IP
5620ac No.2339807
>>2339806
oh, we not talking about bad company 2, i see
292c13 No.2339808
Dying light is a fun game
Better with friends though
2beaa3 No.2339809
>>2339807
Oh, no. That was Battlefront
2beaa3 No.2339810
292c13 No.2339811
>>2339810
It was pretty spooky at the start but you get over it very quickly.
2beaa3 No.2339812
>>2339811
I spent more time dicking around than actually progressing the story
292c13 No.2339813
>>2339812
I beat it a few times
I'm excited for the new one to come out
looks pretty cool
2beaa3 No.2339814
>>2339813
I never finished
292c13 No.2339815
>>2339814
I don't really know if you need to beat it or not to understand the story of the second one anyways.
2beaa3 No.2339817
>>2339815
Probably won't get the second one
292c13 No.2339820
Не оригинальный контент. Кляп на 0 секунд.
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ad486f No.2339823
-hears strange chatter and peeks out of the broom closet-
928dfe No.2339824
-stops chattering and looks over to the broom closet-
ad486f No.2339825
ad486f No.2339826
-is seen and ducks back in to hide-
928dfe No.2339827
Where did Sonatat-cute go?
62459b No.2339829
Well, back from school. Helped a few kids with spelling, got this one kid on track with his work. Challenged them a bit after before going to Year 6, relearning roman numerals for Friday's lesson.
I wanna get out of these smart clothes but I got maths class in an hour so I can't really chill.
62459b No.2339831
>>2339830
Only after math class when I have some free time. You know what is better than wearing nothing? Wearing pjs.
e059e2 No.2339832
>>2339831
I sleep in my undies.
I don't like more than that.
49a4d9 No.2339833
>>2339831
you can't ride the red rocket if you got clothes on
62459b No.2339834
>>2339833
Assless chaps then?
>>2339832
Yeah, I'm sometimes like that but I like the comfort of extra fabric around me.
49a4d9 No.2339835
e059e2 No.2339836
>>2339834
>Not being wrapped up in a cute boys foreskin
292c13 No.2339837
>>2339828
A lot of it is pretty gross
Are you in it or something ?
62459b No.2339838
>>2339835
Actually, I don't think I wanna ride the red rocket, sir.
>>2339836
This doesn't happen often, but you're getting a 'wut' from me.
e059e2 No.2339839
>>2339837
Let's itemize deductions together.
292c13 No.2339840
>>2339839
I drove past a pig farm once in Texas
it was awful
The sausage was good though
49a4d9 No.2339841
>>2339838
I'm sure it would be fun though.
e059e2 No.2339842
>>2339840
Makes me think about when we had to raise a pig for AG class.
292c13 No.2339843
>>2339842
They smell so bad
292c13 No.2339845
>>2339844
At least I don't smell as bad as a pig
They make everything around them smell like shit too
62459b No.2339846
>>2339841
Is red rocket another word for dog cock?
I'm not a fan of dog cock, even though I like my nightmarish phalluses.
ad486f No.2339848
>>2339828
-brings you hot chocolate...-
e059e2 No.2339849
>>2339845
Well yeah. They are pigs.
292c13 No.2339850
>>2339849
I didn't know they smelled that bad though
I don't think most people understand how badly something can smell
49a4d9 No.2339851
>>2339846
Yep.
With black blood veins?
e059e2 No.2339852
>>2339850
Want to wallow in filth with me?
62459b No.2339853
>>2339847
Shit nyuggah, it comes with a pokeball? Tell me what the game is like after you played it, maybe I should buy one too, I saved up a load of money.
5620ac No.2339854
>>2339853
yea it has a pokeball c:
62459b No.2339855
>>2339851
WITH 3 KNOTS AND BASEBALL SIZED TESTICLES.
Joking aside though, I'm sure this conversation will turn into the worst of discussions.
292c13 No.2339856
>>2339852
I don't wanna smell like that
49a4d9 No.2339857
>>2339855
I'll stop.
I still think gabby would suck it though.
9111e1 No.2339859
Lol the horrible mistake that is joystick aiming makes aoe bullshit top tier in the switch version of Warframe
62459b No.2339860
>>2339857
Yeah, I wouldn't even know how to continue such degeneracy.
Sounds like a Grade A cocksucker, Gabby does. I hope my laidback morality hasn't gave me an evil cock.
2dd439 No.2339861
292c13 No.2339862
>>2339858
Yeah but I have an evil cock.
49a4d9 No.2339863
>>2339860
Fo sho
I doubt you have anything like that.
292c13 No.2339869
>>2339867
I don't know
definitely something
9111e1 No.2339870
>>2339869
I've always wanted to be something
2dd439 No.2339871
292c13 No.2339872
>>2339870
I guess today is like a dream come true for you then.
9111e1 No.2339873
>>2339871
I'm cute as h*ck I just need some different tubes downstairs
9111e1 No.2339874
>>2339872
Nah if my dreams came true I'd be in Europe bicycling to bars with an androgynous qt
2dd439 No.2339875
>>2339873
Or keep what you already have. It makes you both cuter and sexier
9111e1 No.2339878
>>2339875
I wish I'd just started with the other set
9111e1 No.2339879
>>2339876
The person in my dream wasn't so scene but that's fine too
9111e1 No.2339881
>>2339880
Philosophical question though
If I had been born with the right bits, would I then still be trans and want the other bits?
0ad3a4 No.2339882
>girls without panty bulge
??????? What's even the point
292c13 No.2339884
>>2339879
I want to run bikers off the road.
2dd439 No.2339885
>>2339881
Dunno. Maybe.
Difficult to say~
>>2339882
Can get pregnant. Biggest point
9111e1 No.2339886
>>2339882
More places to be dripping someone else's cum
0ad3a4 No.2339887
>>2339885
Are u going to transition to being a vaginagirl when science invents a way to give you a womb
>>2339886
It's the same amount of places
I can cum on your cute cock and balls
9111e1 No.2339889
>>2339887
But that's not inside me
9bad9f No.2339890
>>2339881
Probably not?
You don't want to be what you're not.
You just want to be a girl, right?
Sorry if I'm wrong.
2dd439 No.2339891
>>2339887
I'll probably keep this dick though
9111e1 No.2339892
>>2339890
It's a philosophical question
Like would I have been trans either way and just always be unhappy?
0ad3a4 No.2339894
>>2339889
Your mouth is the best place to cum anyway, provided you swallow, because then the semen gets digested and becomes a part of you, its elements becoming incorporated in the cells of your body
That doesn't happen with cumming in vaginas; either the semen is just wasted or a screaming meat sack is formed and then pushed out
You wouldn't get dominated by my cum on a cellular level that way
>>2339891
So you want a butt womb
9111e1 No.2339896
>>2339894
>provided you swallow
I'm a bitch, not a little bitch
9bad9f No.2339897
>>2339892
I'd sure hope not.
I don't think you're fated to be unhappy, you know?
9bad9f No.2339901
>>2339895
That's one hell of a fuck-up to make.
0ad3a4 No.2339902
>>2339895
Is that a post u made, Kamuu
>>2339896
You're just a cutie who needs more nutrients, and cummies provide some
9bad9f No.2339903
>>2339899
I know well this world ain't happy happy.
But I don't think it's out for ya.
Just uncaring, if anything.
292c13 No.2339904
>>2339900
It has most of the meat on her body.
ad486f No.2339906
>>2339867
-thinks is a kitty and gives a bowl of cream to-
49a4d9 No.2339908
>>2339904
She could use as much meat as possible.
ad486f No.2339909
0ad3a4 No.2339910
>>2339903
I care about Revy-chan
I just want her to be a happy dickgirl
>>2339905
Is this why Eva calls you trans?
9bad9f No.2339911
>>2339910
Mhm, me too.
I pretty much just want good things for everyone.
292c13 No.2339912
>>2339908
What that guys doing makes me feel sick.
2dd439 No.2339913
>>2339910
It's probably because my 180cm height, 50kg weight and big dick
49a4d9 No.2339914
>>2339912
some people like to ruin their holes.
9bad9f No.2339915
>>2339910
>Is this why Eva calls you trans?
Pretty sure it's trap.
Over and over.
2dd439 No.2339916
>>2339915
This yep. I read it as that first too
292c13 No.2339917
>>2339914
Its longer than anything
gross
9bad9f No.2339918
>>2339916
Just clarifying... for whatever reason.
49a4d9 No.2339919
>>2339917
some people do normal things though. like spanking cat girls.
0ad3a4 No.2339920
>>2339911
I seem to mainly care about certain kinds of people
>>2339913
>non-freedom units
I guess I'll just assume those are very girly dimensions
Why has he seen your dick?
>>2339915
Like how he continually subjects u to his incest fixation
Did you fuck your sister yet?
9bad9f No.2339921
>>2339920
Certain kinds?
....Yes exactly like that.
It's gotten a little less bad, thank god.
2dd439 No.2339922
>>2339920
Some have mentioned it often. Some like Spec, the faggot
62459b No.2339923
Back from math class, now I can unwind with an energy drink and a cigarette. Been a long day, so glad I ditched my clothes for pjs and a warm jumper.
4bdbb6 No.2339924
unwind with nicotine and caffeine?
62459b No.2339925
>>2339924
>>2339924
Damn straight, I only feel normal when I'm strung out.
4bdbb6 No.2339926
62459b No.2339927
>>2339926
But yeah, I think I will alcohol tomorrow. I got college, DnD and then another sweet situation when I done a lot of things and can go shitposting. I think Tropico 4 needs to be completed now.
4bdbb6 No.2339928
>not having completed Tropico 4
2dd439 No.2339929
62459b No.2339930
>>2339928
Look at this filth, a fucking shanty town of 40 migrants. And I don't even have enough money to house them all. Feels like Calais right here.
3df311 No.2339931
I could see Kanra as a communist dictator.
2dd439 No.2339932
>>2339930
>presidente with silver spoon and other tourism benefits
>invest in two hotels right off the bat
>win every single scenario with easy
ur welcome
62459b No.2339933
>>2339932
Building my bungalows and hotels on another beach now, but I gotta make £10000 from imported/exported goods so I built two rum distilleries. Hope I got enough docks to bring in my shit.
4bdbb6 No.2339934
they'd overthrow me pretty quickly. if I wasn't assassinated by someone in my own party. I'm bad at intrigue.
>>2339930
that's racistly specific
8e2af9 No.2339935
62459b No.2339936
>>2339934
My fault for bringing them in, thought I could handle the tide. How wrong I was. A police station isn't enough to reduce crime, I gotta make two now.
bee99f No.2339937
Kanra makes me bust fat nutts with communism
2dd439 No.2339939
>>2339933
don't even need industries, just hotels and entertainments. More money than you can possibly need
>>2339935
Yes
3df311 No.2339940
Someone should feed him penis.
4bdbb6 No.2339941
>>2339937
I see you've given up on making sense
8e2af9 No.2339942
>>2339939
thats quite low for your height
bee99f No.2339943
>>2339941
he said as he molests a dog
2dd439 No.2339944
>>2339942
runs in the family
4bdbb6 No.2339945
>>2339943
my dog and I keep it professional
2beaa3 No.2339946
>>2339942
Dresses are the best things ever made
62459b No.2339948
>>2339939
Yeah, well I gotta do some importing shit for my missions. But I'll keep that in mind. They can't tax tourism, so long as I keep the tourists away from the filthy populace I should be good.
4bdbb6 No.2339949
>>2339947
I still sometimes pretend to throw things
bee99f No.2339950
37c058 No.2339952
i wear jumpers without a t shirt now
8e2af9 No.2339953
>>2339944
thats less bmi than me
bee99f No.2339954
4bdbb6 No.2339955
>>2339950
I make sure to actually throw things often enough to keep its trust
2dd439 No.2339956
>>2339948
I completed the entire campaigns using the default hotel buyout presidente and just starting off with hotels and entertainment. Easy way to make money and tourists are all filthy rich.
Always found that income more stable than many industries. Most say rum distilleries are the best, but I found those to be overrated
>>2339953
But unlike me, you're a cutie~
I'm gonna bed.. Good morning to you. Hope you'll get a good day
0d8bfd No.2339957
my feet hurt and they're smeeeeelly from actually going outside
62459b No.2339958
>>2339956
I don't even have the workers to work in the Rum Distilleries, maybe I'll raise the wages and see if I get a few more people in.
3df311 No.2339959
62459b No.2339962
>>2339957
Must feel good to take your shoes off.
62459b No.2339963
Mission 5 on Tropico 4, I'm really on Mission 9 but I feel like I haven't played it for a long time so I need to get back into this shit by starting from the beginning.
62459b No.2339965
>>2339964
Do you have to sleep with it on?
Do you have to go in the bath with it?
5620ac No.2339967
>>2339965
yes
yes
it doesn’t come off at all for 6 months
37a2d8 No.2339968
>>2339965
You can't remove it
928dfe No.2339970
outside all day today, I don't wanna go to work
37a2d8 No.2339971
>>2339969
OI
WHERE THE FOCK IS YOUR LOICENSE LOICENSE MATE
49a4d9 No.2339972
>>2339970
call in and tell them that you woke up with a prolapse and need to get it looked it before returning to work.
928dfe No.2339973
>>2339972
They know what my butt looks like, they know I don't have an irl bf, they won't believe me...
The only time I'm absent from work is when they force me to take a day off
49a4d9 No.2339974
>>2339973
Well, knowing what your butt looks like and knowing if you do or don't have a prolapse are separate. It could be a new thing and a medical condition caused by either the gay or by... something.
0a3ddb No.2339975
At least you got some form of punishment. Assuming you are now on parole as well?
5620ac No.2339976
>>2339975
no? why would i be in parole if i was never in prison?
49a4d9 No.2339977
>>2339975
She didn't even get paddled. With a bare hand. Finger out.
Tethered i think.
0a3ddb No.2339978
>>2339976
Probation. Apologies for not using the proper terminology.
5620ac No.2339979
>>2339978
no again, that’s another been to prison thing
5620ac No.2339980
or, i’m not sure it has to be, idk
but yeah, no, not on it
0a3ddb No.2339981
>>2339979
No, not in the best country in the world.
If there is a different term for it in the UK, I am admittedly not knowledgeable of it since I don't live there.
49a4d9 No.2339982
>>2339980
probation here is like parole, just you didn't go to prison, you just go to your probation meetings when they are scheduled. You have terms you agree to when you are on probation such as no drinking or drunks or breaking the law or leaving the county, etc.
I drove my friend out of the county to drink and see titties multiple times a week when he was on probation. Great times.
49a4d9 No.2339984
>>2339983
I don't know. you might just have to go in, or do a rare call in.
62459b No.2339985
Damn, too late to go to the takeaway and order something, and it's fucking cold too. Might walk to ASDA and get a load of munchie stuff.
62459b No.2339988
>>2339986
Nah, too late for delivery, gotta go to ASDA since it is 24/7 but it's so fucking cold I don't know if I'd rather starve than to get some sandwiches.
0a3ddb No.2339989
>>2339988
There is literally nothing in your house to eat? You guys don't have pizza delivery until like 4am there?
62459b No.2339990
>>2339989
Not in my hometown, nah. I got fuck all. Just pasta and sauces and it tastes pretty shit.
0a3ddb No.2339991
>>2339990
Any alcohol to enhance the flavor>?
62459b No.2339992
>>2339991
I got 2 cider cans and a bit of rum which I'm saving for Friday night. I guess I'll have to walk it now, brb.
49a4d9 No.2339993
>>2339987
tell them about it when you get there and see if worker's comp will pay for it.
928dfe No.2339994
>>2339993
I'm not able to talk
37a2d8 No.2339995
928dfe No.2339996
>>2339995
I have a bad stutter...
0ad3a4 No.2339997
Where the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! has my stupid boyfriend Tsuchi been
I fear that he may have OD'd on meth; I kept trying to get him to quit but he wouldn't listen uwu
33280b No.2339999
>>2339997
i think he posted on badfoxs board without his name
0ad3a4 No.2340000
>>2339964
Stylish rapper accessory! ♥
>>2339998
:(
>>2339999
He has been known to anon post a bit
33280b No.2340001
>>2340000
thats why i think its him
928dfe No.2340002
>>2339997
oh no poor tsuchi :<
928dfe No.2340003
>>2339964
why couldn't that be a bomb instead
0ad3a4 No.2340004
>>2340001
Le anonymoos coward
>>2340002
If only I had sent him more pictures of my panty bulge
Panty bulge is the only thing besides meth that fills the void in him
0ad3a4 No.2340005
Real talk, I remember the first time I posted a pic of my body he was just like "Never post that again. I mean it."
I think he didn't like being turned on by me
33280b No.2340006
>>2340005
you sent tsuchi pictures of your body?
0ad3a4 No.2340007
>>2340006
I posted those pictures you have in thread back when we were on /b/
928dfe No.2340008
>>2340004
I guess i will never make him happy..
do you have a nice panty bulge?
0ad3a4 No.2340009
>>2340008
Yeah, it's totally Erin tier
928dfe No.2340010
>>2340009
Erin doesn't have a penis, unless you mean you don't have a penis
33280b No.2340011
>>2340007
oh those ones
why?
62459b No.2340012
Back, bought a microwave burger, diam doughnuts, maderia cake, yumyums and 3 different kinds of instant cup noodles; along with Mccoy's Mucho Tortilla chips with nacho cheese flavourings. Should be good for a day or two, don't give a fuck that I could get diabetes, daddy likes his sugar.
0a3ddb No.2340013
That is a lot more than just food for the night. You should probably not eat that all right now.
Also you shouldn't shop while hungry again.
928dfe No.2340014
he writes so much i don't wanna read it
0ad3a4 No.2340015
>>2340010
Call it whatever u want, it makes a cute bulge
Don't be jealous just cos ur a vaginagirl
>>2340011
Idk for fun
>>2340012
Fat boi
>>2340014
It was just a 666 word essay on his bad eating habits
928dfe No.2340017
>>2340015
he's going to get fat if he eats before bed..
62459b No.2340018
>>2340015
At least I won't go out like a starving African
33280b No.2340019
>>2340015
i keep forgetting youre a slut for some reason, how are you
62459b No.2340020
>>2340013
Yeah, lots of food, just eating this and that. Gonna stop with the burger. Got a sandwich too, so hell of a breakfast. I should've got milk so I could make coffee with my cakes.
0a3ddb No.2340021
>>2340020
You don't need milk for coffee though.
62459b No.2340022
>>2340021
I do though, and sugar, like 3 teaspoons.
0a3ddb No.2340023
>>2340022
That's no longer coffee. I think you just made liquid sugar.
62459b No.2340024
>>2340023
Probably is. Probably that's why I like my energy drinks. Probably the reason why I have a high risk for diabetes. I'd prefer to die from a sugar induced coma though.
0ad3a4 No.2340025
>>2340016
No, you're precious :3 -huggu-
>>2340017
He's going to die of epic sadliver in 2 years anyway
>>2340018
I wanna try African food
>>2340019
I'm a proud slut; just try to remember how fitting my avatar is for me and u won't forget
Drunk u?
Getting emails from Thailand so I'm working on that
928dfe No.2340026
>>2340025
-hug-
bye4now
wish me luck
62459b No.2340027
>>2340025
>>2340025
I tried Etrian food, really bitter bread. Closest I got to African food. Goat curry ain't bad either.
0a3ddb No.2340028
>>2340024
I can make you die from a dick induced coma.
33280b No.2340029
>>2340025
>just try to remember how fitting my avatar is for me and u won't forget
youre right, ill try and remember
>Drunk u?
i didnt fast long enough so i need to do it again in two weeks
>Getting emails from Thailand so I'm working on that
i want to go to thailand, but not for the reasons you want to
0ad3a4 No.2340030
>>2340026
Good luck, may the Goddess of Sitra Achra be with you
>>2340027
Idk anything about African food
Also when I Google "Etrian" nothing but a videogame comes up
>>2340029
I fasted for three days recently
Just remember if u fail again then it means Americans have more self-discipline
What reasons do you even think I want to for? I'm not trying to go to Bangkok; 2much pollution
33280b No.2340031
>>2340030
i fasted for as long as i was told to but apparently i need to go longer
why did you fast just because you can?
>What reasons do you even think I want to for? I'm not trying to go to Bangkok; 2much pollution
sex
62459b No.2340032
>>2340030
eritrean food
I misspelled it.
>The local cuisine shares similarities with those of other countries in the Horn of Africa and Nile Valley, including Djibouti, Ethiopia, Somalia and Sudan.
62459b No.2340033
>>2340028
Another way to go, I'd rather die from penis than die on fire.
0a3ddb No.2340034
>>2340033
Perfect. Let's get this show on the road then.
On your knees!
37c058 No.2340035
it's possible i have ptsd
0ad3a4 No.2340036
>>2340031
How long? And for a bunch of reasons; mainly building willpower and getting a deeper understanding of myself
I've told u I'm generally not really interested in irl lewd things with people I don't have an emotional connection with
>>2340032
Doesn't look bad on Google images
It does seem pretty bread-focused
>>2340035
Poor girl -huggu-
37a2d8 No.2340037
33280b No.2340038
>>2340036
somewhere under 24 hours
>I've told u I'm generally not really interested in irl lewd things with people I don't have an emotional connection with
why are you going to thailand then
9f1c5f No.2340039
>take a month off from work
>day after return is called due to cold
>half day thursday for late xmas party
well ok
0ad3a4 No.2340040
>>2340037
What gurl
>>2340038
>under 24 hours
Pussy boi tier
And cause I like traveling to exotic places
>>2340039
-kisses your lips-
0a3ddb No.2340041
You should considering getting your T levels up to par.
0ad3a4 No.2340043
>>2340042
How u
Why is ur current dogfucking job having an xmas party at the end of July
9f1c5f No.2340044
>>2340041
the urologist prescribed something but my endocrinologist said i should get my anxiety under control first because i'll just overreact to any side effects the meds cause. i don't know my T seems fine now. i came like 4 times on monday
0ad3a4 No.2340045
tP if your T is fine then start drinking immediately
0a3ddb No.2340046
>>2340044
You cumming doesn't mean your T is fine, bud. It happens to the best of us when you get old.
9f1c5f No.2340047
>>2340043
i haven't had my dogfucking job for 4 years and it's january
62459b No.2340048
>>2340034
Uh-oh. I don't wanna die from cock! Pls have mercy!
62459b No.2340049
>>2340036
Yeah, the bread is for dipping in loads of stuff. Sorta bitter too.
0a3ddb No.2340050
>>2340048
Should have said that before I got a chub from the idea of killing you with my dick.
9f1c5f No.2340051
>>2340045
i just got out of rehab. i don't think i should
>>2340046
yeah i don't know i think my balls are fucked. i had a negative ultrasound a few months ago but now i have this new growth. i hope it's just a cyst!
33280b No.2340052
>>2340040
it wasnt hard or anything, just skipped dinner basically
just annoying i have to wait longer
>And cause I like traveling to exotic places
fair enough, i honestly thought it would be because of the sex tourism like a lot of americans
62459b No.2340053
>>2340050
Yeah, I'm not in that kind of mood anymore. I don't think I'm as gay as I let on.
0ad3a4 No.2340054
>>2340047
You haven't said what your new job is so I can only assume it also involves fucking dogs because that's the career path you were on
I meant to type January; idk how I fucked up like that
I'm drunk
>>2340049
Is it good
>>2340051
"Should" is subjective
So u should
>>2340052
It's not even the first place I considered and u know that tho
9f1c5f No.2340055
>>2340054
i test things
and i haven't even got 30 days yet
33280b No.2340056
>>2340054
you considered korea and japan and asked me which country had cuter boys
0a3ddb No.2340057
>>2340051
God best of luck man.
>>2340053
Good. That was getting awkward.
9f1c5f No.2340058
>>2340057
thanks. it's pretty scary but not as bad because i recently had the same scare and it turned out to be fine
been working on not freaking out over things outta my control
0ad3a4 No.2340059
>>2340055
Why were you even in rehab? I thought you mostly stopped drinking several months ago
Also I'm drinking vodka in water w/ sweet n low; rate how gay I am
>>2340056
I specifically told u that I would not base my decision entirely on which one had cute boys
e53298 No.2340060
>>2340059
> vodka in water w/ sweet n low
37a2d8 No.2340061
33280b No.2340062
>>2340059
you still asked about it
62459b No.2340063
>>2340054
I didn't like it as much as my sister or mum did. I think it's like marmite, you either like it or you don't. I'd say it's not that good, it takes a different palette.
62459b No.2340064
>>2340057
Yeah, sorry for dragging you into such silliness. At least I didn't go with the idea of dick jousting.
9f1c5f No.2340065
>>2340059
yeah stupid right?
i basically had a nervous breakdown over tinnitus and weird shit going on with my jaw that started when i was on zoloft, and i didn't want to go to a psych ward. my dad suggested rehab and i didn't know what else to do. figured it was a medical facility and i would be safe. made some friends
>>2340061
hola
37a2d8 No.2340066
>>2340065
Thought you were dead
9f1c5f No.2340067
>>2340066
dude i thought i was going to die
37a2d8 No.2340068
9f1c5f No.2340069
>>2340068
but i just got fat
37a2d8 No.2340070
0ad3a4 No.2340071
>>2340060
It's the most pleasant way of conveying the vodka down my throat that I have on hand
>>2340061
U said that before he posted tho
Is that just the kind of connection you guys have
>>2340063
Sounds like it tastes like bitter coffee cummies
>>2340065
Do they just let u check into rehab for any reason or did u have to pretend to be alcoholic
Either way I don't see how this is supposed to be a reason not to drink alcohol
e53298 No.2340072
>>2340071
Buy some orange juice at least.
0ad3a4 No.2340073
>>2340062
Obviously one of many factors I was considering
37a2d8 No.2340074
>>2340071
I was just sayin it because I was bored, then TP showed up so I rolled with it
62459b No.2340075
>>2340071
Seemed like that. I might try it again.
0ad3a4 No.2340076
>>2340072
I'm too drunk to drive to the grocery store tho
It's too late
>>2340074
>le back pedaling
It's okay to admit ur soul mates
>>2340075
I guess the Africans really are starving and all they can scrounge up is bitter cummie bread
33280b No.2340078
>>2340073
so yes it was a factor
which made me think you went to thailand for sex
its not that unreasonable to think is it?
0ad3a4 No.2340080
>>2340078
It's unreasonable to be Japanese
9f1c5f No.2340081
>>2340070
three big meals buffet style. fucking loaded up on deserts too. think i was stress eating, whereas at home i eat less when i'm anxious because i have to make things. thanks a lot rehab. now i have an unhealthy relationship with food
>>2340071
i told them my deal over the phone before i came
definitely most people were going in there fresh off benders
they thought i might have been coming off benzos because i brought a prescription of klonopin with only 5 pills in it
i explained i left the rest at home because i was pretty sure they wouldn't let me have them
ironically they gave this benzo called librium to drunks detoxing. didn't really make sense
everyone thought i was on librium but i was like, no this is just me
37a2d8 No.2340082
>>2340076
I'm having my lawyer serve up a cease and desist order
>>2340081
Sounds nice. I've thought about something like that before
33280b No.2340083
>>2340080
maybe youre going to thailand for surgery
0ad3a4 No.2340084
>>2340081
Oh btw Wish D I E D and it's because this Japanese guy cheated on him with me
Anyway no where in that 666 word essay is there an excuse for u not being drinking right now
Medication is shit tho; I got prescribed Zoloft a long time ago for anxiety but didn't take it and just meditated/suffered my problems off
0ad3a4 No.2340085
>>2340082
U can't simply lawyer your love for tP into ceasing and desisting
>>2340083
????? What kind of surgery
33280b No.2340086
>>2340084
死ね
>>2340085
its thailand it should be obvious
62459b No.2340087
0ad3a4 No.2340088
>>2340086
怒っているハンバーガーで二重抱擁を吹く
Dickgirls are bestgirls
>>2340087
Night cummie bread eater
9f1c5f No.2340089
>>2340082
like rehab? if it weren't for all the 12 steps bullshit, it would have been like a vacation. went swimming... played pickle ball... did yoga
>>2340084
holy shit wish tried to make an exit post?!?!?!
i feel like he's done that before. or maybe he's just kinda disappeared for awhile. i wish him luck
yeah i should have just suffered through it. biggest regret is starting meds. now i have to take meds to deal with the shit that meds did
on doxipin now which is finally starting to get me to sleep more than 2 hours in a row. got some scary fucking insomnia that was making it impossible to function
i want to at least make it to a month no drinking
i would have been there 28 days but my insurance company kicked me out because they were recommending an anxiety program back home
my work said i wouldn't have a job if i did continuing care so i decided to try to go back to work. losing my job would have really made me relapse... they were always talking about relapsing... i was like relapse for me is having a couple glasses off wine. i'm too anxious to drink anymore. calm down dude
>>2340087
nani
37a2d8 No.2340090
>>2340089
Probably psych ward
0ad3a4 No.2340091
>>2340089
He has lmao
When he comes back I'm going to organize an intervention to get him to stop being unhealthy levels of tsun
I will NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 MOTHERFUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chugg 12 bottles of whiskey to relieve your anxiety
0ad3a4 No.2340092
I have to pee but Wish-kun isn't here to serve as a toilet, what should I do uwu
9f1c5f No.2340093
>>2340090
i feel like that would have made things worse for me. like not being able to go outside. there were points though that i contemplated just saying i was going to ky just to get somewhere safe
i feel like the food would be shitty too
37a2d8 No.2340094
>>2340092
Might as well die
37a2d8 No.2340095
>>2340093
I don't go outside and the food I make myself is shit
33280b No.2340096
>>2340088
>怒っているハンバーガーで二重抱擁を吹く
なに？
>Dickgirls are bestgirls
thats what i was thinking
>>2340089
>holy shit wish tried to make an exit post?!?!?!
he tried to expose me and make an exit post yes
>>2340092
start saving it
9f1c5f No.2340097
>>2340091
people should just disappear without saying anything then everyone always fears the worst
95aa0c No.2340098
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Don't waste your youth. Do something with yourself. Do something FOR yourself.
Do what you want, fuck what others want of you.
9f1c5f No.2340099
>>2340095
hmm might be the hot ticket for you then i donno
>>2340096
wait so like you were in a cyber love triangle with him and stocking?
never change animus
0ad3a4 No.2340101
>>2340094
/me pees on u
>>2340096
足エンチラーダは最高のカピバラになります
Why would I need surgery then
And okay, I'll blast him with piss as soon as he comes back
>>2340097
That wouldn't be passive aggressive enough
>>2340098
I'll do ur mum then
33280b No.2340102
>>2340099
whos stocking?
i never cybered him
he just decided to post that im actually 15 and i live in niigata not ehime
3df311 No.2340105
He truly will Rest in Piss...
0ad3a4 No.2340106
Just found a file on my computer called "erin dildo.webm"
Nice
33280b No.2340107
>>2340101
>足エンチラーダは最高のカピバラになります
なはばか
are you just typing random things into google translate
>Why would I need surgery then
for the girl part
9f1c5f No.2340108
>>2340101
yeah i guess i never really know that i'm not going to post for awhile. shit has just been hitting the fan a lot recently and it just comes naturally not to post
>>2340102
stocking is what i call erio because that's what he was posting when i met him back in 2011
15? we don't have rules against this? whose in charge? oh stocking is... figures...
95aa0c No.2340109
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>>2340100
Have you not been told all your life? If not then I'm truly sorry for you as you were probably brainwashed into being a slave.
Get out while you can. BE YOU.
>>2340101
Whatever you like, though I wouldn't waste it on something like that. I was for a time surrounded by people who thought that was the best thing ever.
If that's what get's you going then you better get it while you can because it won't last forever.
33280b No.2340110
>>2340108
im not in a love triangle with erio
15 is what wish said before he left
9f1c5f No.2340111
>>2340109
honestly i was really close to just scrapping my job
but going on COBRA and depending on my parents again scared me too much
i'd just hit the road but cats don't travel very well
>>2340110
so how old are you really?
0ad3a4 No.2340112
>>2340107
私は空気抜きシングルの大きな虎
Dickgirls are bestgirls tho
>>2340108
Come here frequently so I can give u weekly e-fuckings
>>2340109
Who dis tho
95aa0c No.2340113
>>2340111
I take it you're old by how you speak but not too old. Usually a man is a wolf and only degrades to a dog with age. What happened to you? Cancer? Something scared you out of doing what you love.
>>2340112
MIKE CERNOVICH
0ad3a4 No.2340114
>>2340113
Eat my ASS BEBOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0ad3a4 No.2340115
TP start drinking now and bully Bebop
33280b No.2340117
>>2340111
ひみつ
>>2340112
>私は空気抜きシングル
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
>Dickgirls are bestgirls tho
ふたなり
95aa0c No.2340118
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>>2340114
I don't despise gays but don't associate me with them like that.
>
37a2d8 No.2340119
>>2340099
The issue for me would be getting admitted and the fact that the mental health system here is so bad I'd be better off not going in
9f1c5f No.2340120
>>2340112
i'll try to post more at least. it makes me feel less isolated. i was around 19 other people for a month and it was weird going back to my foreveralone routine
so you're in charge now? what happened to based chris larson?
>>2340113
i might have cancer but my psychologist would tell you that's just my health anxiety talking
i think i just smoked too much weed and drank too much and never really learned how to deal with society without self-medicating
i guess there's still hope
>>2340116
elmers hi! <3
>>2340117
ugh not translating that
0ad3a4 No.2340121
>>2340116
Wow ur alive
>>2340117
I CAN'T FUCKING READ SCRIBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>2340118
U associated urself with them :^)
0ad3a4 No.2340122
>>2340120
I blackmailed him with the crossdressing pics he sent me
e65cc3 No.2340123
>>2340120
How's it been? Haven't seen you in a while^^
>>2340121
Did I die?
9f1c5f No.2340124
>>2340119
yeah you want to be careful not to come out worse than you came in. could just drug you up til you're a zombie. just say you're going to self-harm if you really want to go though
0ad3a4 No.2340125
Jk he was just too lazy to make an actually helpful sticky so I made one for him to sticky
0ad3a4 No.2340126
>>2340123
You didn't post for a week so yes
e65cc3 No.2340129
>>2340126
I wasn't keeping track. I saw TP so I came for a post or twelve.
95aa0c No.2340130
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>>2340120
You might? As in noticed by a doctor or your own suspicions? If it's just your mind thinking you do then I'd try to see past that, those people spend YEARS studying that shit. They 'SHOULD' know more than you and I.
Hell, use cancer as a drive to do what you like NOW before it KILLS YOU.
As long as you try nobody can put you down. You did your best, so what if you don't finish it on your terms. Die while fighting for what you believe
>>2340121
I consider myself friends with a few but that doesn't mean I'm going to start taking dick.
9f1c5f No.2340133
>>2340121
when i was in rehab i would jerk off thinking about this scene
https://beeg.com/1850604
>>2340122
that doesn't sound right
>>2340123
shit got pretty dark. was in intensive outpatient. shit got darker. went to rehab. almost lost my job. forced myself to go back to work and now i feel a lot better actually. except i think i might have ball cancer again. damn
how you been?
>>2340125
oh good
>>2340127
just tell me
>>2340130
new growth neither confirmed or denied yet. yeah that's a good attitude really. i need to try to live in the moment more
work in progress. been practicing breathing too
33280b No.2340134
>>2340133
ひみつ literally means secret
95aa0c No.2340135
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>>2340133
Good on you! I thought a mole on my face was cancerous, doc did too, I went in and had that fucker cut out as soon as possible. I intend on living a full life worth living.
A fuck up here and there is a hiccup in time I'm sure we all have. Try to not live that way and you'll do fine.
/
e65cc3 No.2340136
>>2340133
well shit. glad you're relatively better rn bb
I've been okay. just plugging along. used tax returns to fix my credit situation and shopping around for a house. Gardening a lot is keeping me happy and sane.
0ad3a4 No.2340137
>>2340129
He's being gay and low T without alcohol again
>>2340130
Have any men ever masturbated to ur naked body?
>>2340131
D:
>>2340132
あなたの喉の穴にいくつかのペニスタコス
>>2340133
If I was in rehab I'd jerk off to the thought of dominating your tight low T boipussy while you wear a skirt
37a2d8 No.2340138
>>2340124
I mean, every time I go to my psychologist, she asks me if I'm going to do anything
e65cc3 No.2340139
>>2340137
Take that up with him then idk.
I don't see any problems here.
0ad3a4 No.2340140
>>2340139
Well being sober DOES prevent him from being a supreme dumbass cunt but also he doesn't internet fight me this way :(
3df311 No.2340141
Hey, who was it that made /aneki/? Asking for a friend.
0ad3a4 No.2340142
It was Buttfox and Cato's cock is shaped like a mushroom
95aa0c No.2340143
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>>2340137
Probably when I was younger and stupid. I don't know for sure though.
e65cc3 No.2340144
0ad3a4 No.2340145
>>2340143
666 men
>>2340144
How're you sweetie
33280b No.2340146
>>2340137
you cant understand because youre too stupid to read scribbles but i made a good joke
>あなたの喉の穴にいくつかのペニスタコス
i have no idea what ペニスタコス are but i could probably fit two or three ペニス in my mouth
depends
>>2340141
おはようスペクタ
e65cc3 No.2340147
>>2340145
Been okay. Had myself a foodie weekend so I'm feeling kinda fat n happy lol
Spent like 60 bucks on seafood last night with the rest of my tax return. delicious.
9f1c5f No.2340149
>>2340134
WELL EXCUSE ME
>>2340135
oh shit don't get me started on all my suspicious moles! yeah i've been trying to give up control of more and more things. last month was giving up almost everything. really put things in perspective
>>2340136
yeah i really need to pick up a healthy hobby. going to try to start writing again to keep my brain active. went swimming in rehab and forgot how relaxing that is. gym membership maybe since it's too cold to go on my long contemplative walks. you going to buy a house? sounds so grown up
>>2340137
there was this older gay nerdy guy there. someone started calling him baby bear and it caught on and he started introducing himself as baby bear. it was pretty cute actually
>>2340138
yeah they always ask that
even doctors started asking that each visit
i tell them i'm too scared of dying to do it
3df311 No.2340150
e65cc3 No.2340152
>>2340149
That's really where things go badly. Like, when your brain won't stop. Gotta funnel that energy into productive things and I think writing has that covered for you. Creativity is a way better outlet than self-destruction <3
Yeah, it's kinda scary being locked in for 30 years to anything really, but I'm sick of living with people and getting a house is cheaper than renting an apartment here as long as I can find one at the right price point obviously.
0ad3a4 No.2340153
>>2340146
私は願いの前でウサギのお尻のように性交ファックしおちゃんと性交しようとしています
Two or three dicks? (I don't even remember what I tried to say)
>>2340147
It's nice to eat a bunch every once in a while :3
What kind of seafood?
>>2340148
Don't sell urself short, cute pale twink
>>2340149
Would you kiss him?
0ad3a4 No.2340155
I'm going to FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!! SPEC IN HIS ANONYMOUS COWARD ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
e65cc3 No.2340156
>>2340153
We got steamed clams, blue crab crabcakes, lobster tails, sea scallops, and shrimp.
you like seafood? I wanna try more like, actual fish tbh
9f1c5f No.2340158
loved to chat more but this position i'm laying in is uncomfortable and my back hurts and i want to watch shameless
damn i posted a lot for being sober
get drunker stocking
get that dank house elmers <3
go catfish more dudes jap guy
grab life by the balls beepop
don't ky DOA
e65cc3 No.2340159
>>2340158
Nice talking to ya nini
95aa0c No.2340160
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>>2340149
I thought mine was because it started to do some fucky shit. It started to randomly bleed after grew in size quite a bit in a short amount of time.
Always wanted to fuck the fucker out myself with a knife but I knew I wouldn't be able to keep my hand still when it was that close to my eye. It was benign but had to make sure.
Sounds like one hell of a ride. I hope things get better.
>>2340158
Later dude!
>>2340153
If it's one thing I'm good at, it's that. You might already know that based on past things though. I usually come around to figuring it out though.
95aa0c No.2340162
This old hdd is gold. Bbl
0ad3a4 No.2340163
>>2340156
I've liked pretty much all the seafood I've had
In Chyna restaurants sold whole big fishes; there were a lot of bones to eat around but it was good
>>2340158
Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 U girl show watching fucc
>>2340160
But when will you come out of the closet?
>>2340157
Penis tacos? That's gay
52d99f No.2340164
>>2340135
that's my jam
>>2340137
i hope she never comes back
0ad3a4 No.2340165
>>2340164
I'd sooner e-tongue your dirty asshole than DM Wish on Twitter and ask him to come back
e65cc3 No.2340166
>>2340163
nice. I like non-picky eaters^^
Have a good night, I'm out.
0ad3a4 No.2340170
>>2340166
Byebye ♥
>>2340167
I said "dirty"; what's ur point
>>2340168
-le attention-
3df311 No.2340171
>>2340169
>>2340170
I put my stupid name on, are you happy now?
52d99f No.2340172
>>2340170
its really sweaty and stuff cuz I was at the mall all day with my mom..
0ad3a4 No.2340174
>>2340171
I can sense ur unusual level of gay either way
>>2340172
Why are you trying to turn me on
0a3ddb No.2340176
>>2340175
I approve less, honestly.
52d99f No.2340177
>>2340174
you can just slide right in... you don't even have to lather it up with spit
49a4d9 No.2340178
gays have more abortions.
0ad3a4 No.2340180
>>2340175
I'm Pan
>>2340177
What are you trying to accomplish
You want cummies or something?
0a3ddb No.2340181
Leave it to a nigger to be classy as fuck.
37a2d8 No.2340182
>>2340149
Well, she asks specifically because it's been a thing int he past
37a2d8 No.2340183
52d99f No.2340184
>>2340180
no...
I'm just being honest with you, i need a bath. I'm really dirty
0ad3a4 No.2340185
I have No Opinions on racism
3df311 No.2340186
>>2340180
>meme sexuality
of course
>>2340181
52d99f No.2340187
>>2340183
You wouldn't give a black a chance?
0a3ddb No.2340188
You need to divirsify, Duke.
>>2340186
I can honestly say not attractive.
37a2d8 No.2340189
>>2340187
No, they're repulsive
0ad3a4 No.2340190
>>2340184
I'm sorry I'm not there to lick you clean
>>2340186
Every idea is a meme
Doesn't change the fact that I'm a Greek god
52d99f No.2340191
>>2340189
I met one black girl from Africa, she was really nice and sweet. She wasn't like the filthy niggers I see on a daily basis. Definitely waifu material
Give niggers a chance
>>2340190
you should feel very sorry...
>mfw really dirty
3df311 No.2340195
>>2340188
Lame.
>>2340190
hurr
I hate you sometimes
ad486f No.2340197
-is a chilly Blue and hides under blanket ont he couch-
0a3ddb No.2340198
>>2340193
Not a single (You)
>>2340195
It's just true. Also, too skinny.
52d99f No.2340199
>>2340193
Would you give a black girl a chance if she really liked you and stuff?
>>2340196
I can't read Chinese ;~;
a38732 No.2340201
>>2340199
if any girl liked me i'd give her a chance
fuckin small town life all these girls have a boyfriend or herpes
52d99f No.2340203
>>2340201
oh i see, I'm glad you're open-minded. Unlike Nippon and Duke
When are you moving to Des Moise? However its spelled
33280b No.2340204
>>2340199
unemployed nigerian destroys 300 tombstones
he got arrested and later deported
0a3ddb No.2340205
>>2340197
Hands a hot chocolate with marshmallows and asks for you to stay safe
a38732 No.2340206
>>2340203
des moines
idk im not moving there
i dont like living in the city
I used to live in Omaha and it was pretty big
you need to have a car to get around
if I could drive I would probably move to Cedar Rapids but I lived there too and It lost alot of its appeal after a flood in 2008
fe96f5 No.2340207
No I don't, they've tried to shove that into my face for long enough
>>2340191
Blacks are just disgusting. Could be the friendliest person I'm the world, won't change the fact that they repulse me
0a3ddb No.2340208
>>2340207
But you are missing out.
fe96f5 No.2340209
>>2340208
I don't like the color of their skin, I don't like their facial symmetry, I don't like their hair, black women's pussies are ugly as fuck too
fe96f5 No.2340210
Not to mention inherently loud and obnoxious
0ad3a4 No.2340211
>>2340191
Dirty cutie
>>2340195
Mankind often hates the truth
e53298 No.2340212
And most of them are obese.
fe96f5 No.2340213
Obesity can be solved, the rest of those cannot
a38732 No.2340214
beggars can't be choosers
ad486f No.2340215
>>2340205
-scurries to the kitchen under his blanket and returns with the hot chocolate-
dc4ee7 No.2340216
dc4ee7 No.2340218
>>2340217
I thought you hated me
52d99f No.2340219
File: 1cac5c9aec22fff⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 5.56 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Gods Message - Evangelion ….mp4)
>>2340204
;~;
not all of them are like that...
>>2340206
my wifi is kicking my ass...
Move to a big city! You'll love it!
Come to NYC. You'll drown in wet pussy
>>2340207
No offense but you sound like a racist...
>>2340211
how would you clean me?
>
a38732 No.2340220
>>2340218
what are you getting at
0a3ddb No.2340221
>>2340209
Just use them as cum dumpsters.
>>2340215
Pats head
Good night, little one.
a38732 No.2340222
>>2340219
Hell no
big city life sounds awful
how the fuck do you even afford to live there
our price of living is way lower here comperativeley
52d99f No.2340223
Don't you want to drown her in your white seed?
52d99f No.2340224
>>2340222
>222
Pike-cute ><
Oh its very hard to afford rent. So far I'm skipping dinner every other day... I'm thinking about moving back in with my mom until I can save up enough to move out of NY State
33280b No.2340225
>>2340219
just most of them
are you black?
ad486f No.2340226
-doesn't want to go to bed and sits on the floor in front of the tv with a video game controller-
dc4ee7 No.2340227
>>2340220
I wonder if yourer still mad over the whole MGD bs and all that lol
>>2340223
All this ebony porn is turning me on BC
Why do you do this to me?
Where do you even find these images? lmao
>>2340226
Those squirrels never got me my beers yesterday you douche
ad486f No.2340228
52d99f No.2340229
>>2340225
>most of them
v.v
I'm not black
>>2340226
-sits on your lap- hi
>>2340227
Hi Soto <3
I found them on 4chins
ad486f No.2340230
33280b No.2340231
>>2340229
>>most of them
>v.v
what?
its true, at least here most are involved in crime
is that webm meant to offend me?
dc4ee7 No.2340232
>>2340228
Okay fine some black tea
>>2340229
Send some asian nudes if ou have any
Or actually redheads
ad486f No.2340233
>>2340232
\^-^/ -brings you tea-
0a3ddb No.2340234
ad486f No.2340235
>>2340234
http://mentalfloss.com/article/61552/what-vocal-fry
-squeaks that if you cannot reach the low note without fry, it's usually better to choose a 3rd or 5th of the scale higher, or just sing the root note-
0a3ddb No.2340237
>>2340235
That would mean I have to sing clearly, and I just can't abide that!
Though I appreciate the critique.
To be honest I have already forgot what I sang. I have to admit that I have been drinking.
ad486f No.2340238
0a3ddb No.2340239
>>2340238
Yes, little one?
ad486f No.2340240
-sits in the corner and nibbles a pear-
3df311 No.2340241
>>2340198
God you're picky.
>>2340211
What is truth, Erio
0a3ddb No.2340242
>>2340240
Pats head
You are smarter than you let on, I think.
>>2340241
Just refined. We can't all be savages.
0a3ddb No.2340246
>>2340245
You have a thing for asians, huh?
3df311 No.2340247
>>2340246
I posted two, after not posting any, this is a grand assumption.
52d99f No.2340248
bye guys!
>>2340230
-gets off your lap- I'm sorry... v.v
>>2340231
Damn that sucks. I wish they could get their act together
>>2340232
I don't have any lewd!
dc4ee7 No.2340249
33280b No.2340250
>>2340248
me too, but they cant
>>2340247
just admit you love japan
0a3ddb No.2340253
>>2340247
Is it a wrong assumption?
Also fake tits are fake.
ad486f No.2340254
dc4ee7 No.2340256
>>2340251
What show is that lol
sounds like garbage
>>2340255
post more loli
2dd439 No.2340262
The faggot is lurking though. Don't forget you're here forever
7ea85e No.2340264
>>2339902
I wouldn't cap my own posts
hmph
>>2339901
enough people in the world
there will be at least one idiot amongst them
e53298 No.2340270
cut my life into pizza
this is my plastic fork
4bdbb6 No.2340271
>Reinhardt
badass. why you in hospital
4bdbb6 No.2340272
dumb question. hope you're kay.
e53298 No.2340273
i dabbed too hard and now i'm down with the sickness
4bdbb6 No.2340274
3df311 No.2340275
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292c13 No.2340277
I thought Nezi was older tbh
792ba5 No.2340278
>Ban
>Lion Sin of Pride
the fuck are you even doing at this point
292c13 No.2340279
>>2340278
I was born a Leo
On all levels except physical i'm a Lion.
*roars*
fe96f5 No.2340280
2dd439 No.2340283
>>2340282
I cut it short cause fuck you
2dd439 No.2340285
292c13 No.2340286
ignore this: EQMEjsHHvzdugVZC
33280b No.2340287
292c13 No.2340288
>>2340287
It was pretty hard to do.
33280b No.2340290
>>2340288
keep it on at least
292c13 No.2340291
>>2340289
Are you Greek ?
>>2340290
for what reason ?
33280b No.2340292
>>2340291
it was pretty hard
2dd439 No.2340294
292c13 No.2340295
>>2340292
Not worth
>>2340293
What are you then ?
33280b No.2340296
>>2340295
you could use it to add a signature
33280b No.2340298
2dd439 No.2340301
>>2340298
You'll make him do it now
792ba5 No.2340304
>>2340300
I'm 100% Vietnamese then.
edcc8b No.2340306
In college right now, this is lame.
292c13 No.2340308
>>2340307
doesn't seem like a good thing
792ba5 No.2340309
>>2340308
If you find it an unattractive trait then I find it agreeable.
792ba5 No.2340313
>>2340310
I'm not anyways so it's a bonus.
292c13 No.2340314
>yaoi, bdsm, inflation, vore, twink, daddy, hunk, netorare, muscle, bara, size difference, age difference, x-ray, anal, double penetration, ahegao, amputee, asphyxiation, armpit, blowjob, body modification, DILF, dirty old man, dick growth, dog, exhibitionism, fingering, fisting, foot job, frotting, gaping, huge penis, humiliation, human toilet, imouto, licking, lactation, long tongue, maledom, mindbreak, mouth gag, multiple penises, phimosis, prolapse, prostate massage, rape, short hair, slave, smegma, smell, spanking, spitroast, spreading, stomach bulge, stuck in wall, sweating, tanlines, tsundere, uncensored, virginity (male)
292c13 No.2340315
>>2340313
Like I care
dumbass
9111e1 No.2340316
>>2340314
Is this the front page of /d/?
792ba5 No.2340317
>>2340315
Tsundere is the scum of the deres.
Yet it's still probably the most used character archetype in anime. It saddens me. Don't get me wrong; tsunderes CAN be good. They can be amazing. However, most of the time, they're outright annoying and not attractive at all.
I need to go out of my way to find good tsundere examples, but I can pull multiple bad tsunderes off the top of my head. When a character is openly and severely hostile toward any character who attempts to get to know them, it isn't interesting. It isn't funny, and it isn't cute. There is no appeal to it whatsoever--rather, it's repulsive. Furthermore, most tsundere characters tend to stay hostile EVEN AFTER another character gets to know them, which is entirely unreasonable. The single point of appeal to the archetype occurs when the tsundere character's true emotions show through their harsh personality. If this never or rarely happens, the character is no more than an eternally grumpy child.
Now look at less popular archetypes like dandere, kuudere, and deredere. These archetypes preserve their appeal even in extreme cases. If a character is unnaturally shy, that doesn't make me hate them--and the same goes for stoic or lovey-dovey characters. Instead, these personality traits tend to make me like characters even more. This is because these deres don't cause characters to act like an ass and treat people like trash for no reason.
People who praise the tsundere archetype above others seem more delusional to me than SAO & Guilty Crown fanboys.
9111e1 No.2340318
>>2340317
What am I if I treat everybody with the same emotionless disdain but I get lovey dovey cuddly with people I'm close to
0ad3a4 No.2340319
>When a character is openly and severely hostile toward any character who attempts to get to know them, it isn't interesting. It isn't funny, and it isn't cute. There is no appeal to it whatsoever--rather, it's repulsive. Furthermore, most tsundere characters tend to stay hostile EVEN AFTER another character gets to know them, which is entirely unreasonable. The single point of appeal to the archetype occurs when the tsundere character's true emotions show through their harsh personality. If this never or rarely happens, the character is no more than an eternally grumpy child.
Why are you shit talking Wish like this
292c13 No.2340320
>>2340316
I dunno
I've never been on /d/
could be
Kata is very loved
>>2340317
Stop projecting on me please
292c13 No.2340322
>>2340321
YanLast Saturday at 9:23 PM
Hi Ban
LuckerLast Saturday at 9:23 PM
hello
January 27, 2019
YanLast Sunday at 1:37 AM
I have the urge to play Rust and hold nakeds hostage at gunpoint and demand they sing their favorite Lil Pump song
LuckerLast Sunday at 1:42 AM
follow your dreams then
YanLast Sunday at 1:43 AM
Wanna be my partner in crime
7ea85e No.2340323
9111e1 No.2340324
>>2340321
I'm not rude to people I just don't really care about them
792ba5 No.2340326
>>2340322
Fake news
>>2340323
Follow your dreams
>>2340324
I didn't read the rest of what you said because it seemed irrelevant.
292c13 No.2340329
>>2340326
Man I came up with that in about 30 seconds then.
I must be a genius
292c13 No.2340330
All your short names make you look like insects from up here.
792ba5 No.2340331
>>2340329
Setting the bar awfully low.
2dd439 No.2340332
9111e1 No.2340333
>>2340330
Yeah and yours is visible from the moon
292c13 No.2340334
>>2340331
An IQ test I took online said I have an IQ of 130.
Fear not brainlets
I am a generous god.
I can make you rich beyond all measure.
Your rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.
2dd439 No.2340336
9111e1 No.2340337
>>2340334
Ive got a piece of paper that says it's not possible to accurately test my iq