99a2f7 No.2339255
4d1f32 No.2339256
>527 posts and 348 image replies omitted
>early
shut up
91b6bc No.2339260
ad2ab0 No.2339261
e8da32 No.2339262
GOOD NEWS
Erin didn't get prison
Get fucked, Nezi and Mandy
The Dark Goddess answered my prayers
509d38 No.2339263
Guess who didn’t get a prison sentence
or community service
or a fine
erio said it, it was me :3
got 30 months supervision order, where i have to have meetings with a social worker couple of times a week, and 6 months electronic tag, so i can’t leave my house between 7PM and 7AM
106916 No.2339265
>>2339263
Fuck yeah Fuck the court system
im glad you got off erin
ad2ab0 No.2339266
ERIN LIVES!
>>2339263
Congratulations, yo!
40640d No.2339267
>>2339263
that is incredible news
how ya feelin?
4c3e8e No.2339268
>>2339265
fuck the courts for giving her no jail or fine?
509d38 No.2339269
>>2339265
>>2339266
>>2339267
thank you guys :3
feeling pretty good right now 💖
ad2ab0 No.2339270
>>2339268
Nono. Fuck them as in beat them. Shit on them
Tell THEM to go to jail.
>>2339269
So. Whatcha gonna do with your freedom?
I don't have any celebration pics. Sorry.
4c3e8e No.2339271
>>2339270
i thought of it as "fuck you"
ad2ab0 No.2339272
>>2339271
Nah. He's saying Erin fucked the court system.
Hence the "Fuck yeah"
509d38 No.2339273
>>2339270
get my dog back and relax as relaxed as relaxation can get
106916 No.2339275
>>2339273
post that sexy ass bitch
ad2ab0 No.2339276
>>2339273
Enjoy your time! Cuddle that doggo.
>>2339274
It's pretty much the same as saying "fuck the police" and the like.
509d38 No.2339277
106916 No.2339278
>>2339277
i love her
Sheeeit it's basically your birthday today I feel like I should be celebrating too
we should have cake
I messed up my sleep schedule by sleeping in way too late so I have to stay up all night to fix it or I'd probably not be around right now
I'm not tired but It definately is a strange time of night
509d38 No.2339279
>>2339278
on the way home i stopped for a coffee and a bacon grilled cheese as a small celebration ^^
3268ff No.2339280
>>2339269
Why did this change happen at the very last minute? Do they not finalize sentences in advance?
509d38 No.2339281
>>2339280
no, cause i took a plea deal there was no trial, just first diet then sentencing, lawyer made all her arguments and the judge decided sentence based on them today
9b1ec5 No.2339282
>bacon grilled cheese
the only good thing my school cafeteria sold when I went there. Are 90% that and pocketed chicken strips.
106916 No.2339283
I just tried one of those 'soylents'
i guess that makes me a ;soy boy' huh
509d38 No.2339284
509d38 No.2339285
97e022 No.2339286
>>2339261
Ancient, in fact
106916 No.2339287
>>2339284
is soylent really people...?
57e85e No.2339292
Erin can I have the link to your botnet for longer names please ?
57e85e No.2339295
>>2339294
Horse cum shots are a thing
idk why people drink them though
106916 No.2339296
>>2339295
are you serious?
where can you order horse cum shots
509d38 No.2339297
9b1ec5 No.2339298
>>2339296
I can source them straight from the supplier for ya
106916 No.2339299
>>2339298
*slides up to the bar*
509d38 No.2339300
>>2339292
this is the one for mobile
https://pastebin.com/raw/55qGks0H
don’t need a user script addon for the mobile one, just add it in custom js in 8chans settings menu
3268ff No.2339301
Javascript is such a burden to have to read.
4d1f32 No.2339303
Yep, they are.
In Australia at least. Fucking aussies
9b1ec5 No.2339304
>>2339299
Slide under the bar instead for the freshest shots you'll ever get.
4d1f32 No.2339305
57e85e No.2339306
>>2339296
Some weird bars probably not in the us
>>2339300
How long can my name be ?
>>2339305
Everything is weird in aussie land
97e022 No.2339307
509d38 No.2339309
>>2339306
i have no idea, experiment
106916 No.2339311
>>2339304
Don't tempt me with a good time
you up to anything new since I saw you last kissy?
I'm a neet now ;~:
4d1f32 No.2339312
>>2339306
That's Aussieland after all
>>2339307
*pat*
>>2339308
Nude
>>2339310
Supposedly "healthy", or some shit
57e85e No.2339315
>>2339309
I will once I figure out what to add.
>>2339310
Maybe its good for you or something
>>2339312
I wouldn't want to live in it.
4d1f32 No.2339316
>>2339315
I'm sure worse places exist
106916 No.2339317
>>2339315
>>2339312
are you guys meming me or is this real.....
57e85e No.2339318
>>2339316
Sure
Africa
They have just as much stuff that wants to kill you and they take farms away from white people for being white
>>2339317
Its real
4d1f32 No.2339319
9b1ec5 No.2339320
>>2339311
I have obtained a menial job to earn small amounts of money while not enjoying myself.
4d1f32 No.2339322
>>2339318
and they'll end up like Zimbabwe. GG
106916 No.2339323
>>2339320
you're sapping my energy....
i've been planning on apply ing for the clerk life to make pizzas at the local caseys soon
i just cant bring myself to do it....
57e85e No.2339325
>>2339322
The battle of light vs darkness
9b1ec5 No.2339326
>>2339323
I am going to work at dominos, we can do pizza together.
106916 No.2339327
>>2339326
hell yeah....pizza gang......
57e85e No.2339330
>>2339328
And I don't think I've ever seen darkness win in movies before. . ..
97e022 No.2339331
>>2339312
Too lewd, please cease immediately
4d1f32 No.2339332
>>2339329
>>2339330
Me neither, but that's probably because I never watch anything
>>2339331
nah, no ceasing.
*pet*
40640d No.2339333
97e022 No.2339334
57e85e No.2339335
>>2339332
I watched my friend stream the first chapter of Life Is Strange 2 today
what a retarded game
4d1f32 No.2339336
4d1f32 No.2339337
>>2339335
isn't it just a visual novel about depression or some utter crap?
509d38 No.2339339
97e022 No.2339340
>>2339336
Too late
>>2339338
Yes, hello
4d1f32 No.2339341
57e85e No.2339342
>>2339337
Its about white people hating Mexicans and why white people are bad
In one part and old white man curb stomps a pure little Mexican boy and says "This is why we need to build a wall"
And then he calls him a dirty spic
106916 No.2339344
>>2339342
thats pretty epic
57e85e No.2339346
>>2339344
A cop also shoots a nice brown man at the start
106916 No.2339347
Yall niggas see that broly shit? My friend posted iton the faceybook
it's pretty good....
106916 No.2339348
>>2339346
Slightly more woke but still a good meme
57e85e No.2339349
>>2339348
He told him to stop and get down and the guy just kept walking at him
He deserved to get shot
97e022 No.2339351
>>2339350
Why tf would it be S
4d1f32 No.2339355
>>2339351
press S to spit on grave
>>2339352
Much lewd Miku
8eeb26 No.2339356
>>2339339
That's wonderful news <3
>>2339340
Are you on your phone?
4d1f32 No.2339357
>>2339353
>youtube
no thanks~
57e85e No.2339359
>>2339357
What do you want a twitch vod instead ?
9b1ec5 No.2339361
>>2339327
Woo...
>>2339333
Either delivery or working in-store depending on what's needed.
57e85e No.2339363
>>2339360
I don't know how i'm supposed to prove it to you then.
4d1f32 No.2339364
>>2339363
will just have to take your word for it
40640d No.2339365
>>2339361
hope you get the one you want!
57e85e No.2339366
>>2339364
Well everything I said was true anyways.
4d1f32 No.2339368
>>2339366
I believe you babe~
40640d No.2339369
>>2339367
*day drinking masta
40640d No.2339370
don't ever do this thing that feels so good...
8eeb26 No.2339371
>>2339369
Why don't you use your cute avatar anymore?
40640d No.2339372
>>2339371
because I felt it made people trust me less
57e85e No.2339373
>>2339368
Thanks babe
I can always rely on you
91b6bc No.2339374
>>2339355
You died? :(
>>2339356
I'm at work, so yes
4d1f32 No.2339375
>>2339373
*pat*
>>2339374
nuh uh, never
40640d No.2339376
8eeb26 No.2339377
>>2339372
Oh really....
Can I use it then?
>>2339374
booo work sucks
be sure to save your money and don't lend any
9b1ec5 No.2339378
>>2339362
A-At least I'll get minimum wage money.
>>2339365
I meant swapping between both, I think I'll end up mostly driving though. I don't want to put that many miles on my car. It does pay better though, which is nice.
106916 No.2339379
>>2339378
You're worth more than that
don't sell yourself short
40640d No.2339380
>>2339377
i'd rather you didn't.
40640d No.2339381
drink more, or go for a healthy walk for 6km, or both
40640d No.2339382
sigh. should probably drink water and walk.
8eeb26 No.2339383
>>2339380
Does it give you the urge to use him again?
8eeb26 No.2339384
>>2339382
Eat your greens
Half of your dinner plate should be greens
106916 No.2339385
>>2339384
opinions on eggS?
40640d No.2339387
>>2339383
at the very least to be more like him...
yes I force myself to eat greens.
eating is a chore. but I get a headache if I don't.
9b1ec5 No.2339388
>>2339379
Not yet I'm not. Give me a few years and i'll get a 25c raise
8eeb26 No.2339389
>>2339385
Eggs are great! Just don't add salt. Table salt has microscopic pieces of glass that shred the inside of your arteries. Bad cholesterol is sent to fill the scars and that's how it builds up clogs you arteries. Natural salt and cholesterol from eggs are very healthy
>>2339387
Lol please eat your greens!
Why don't you want to be perfect like him...
I'll stop posting him... for you...
c0ce20 No.2339390
>>2339263
Lol, I got to see a social worker 2 hours a day and it ain't that bad. Just someone extra handy who can help me live a good, clean life.
So glad you're not in jail, now you can witness more of my horrid craziness.
40640d No.2339392
>>2339389
yes'm. I'm allowed to drink because I fast. do some of the things he'd do... but need to remember to have fun. that's what he represents. and you in a way. you're a good pet.
9b1ec5 No.2339393
I am having a egg scramble for breakfast.
Eggs are good.
Salt will be added.
c0ce20 No.2339394
>>2339393
Soy sauce is pretty dank on eggs. You get that salty taste and then some.
106916 No.2339395
>>2339393
add potato....and cheese....
509d38 No.2339396
>>2339390
thank you scans, i sure can :3
509d38 No.2339397
see how your body fixes mineral shortages by making you crave foods high in what you need
well when i had low sodium cause of a medication, i would crave fried eggs on toast, with the yolks of the eggs salted to oblivion, and it tasted so, so good
i also had a bag of MSG at the time i’d add to everything, so until the low sodium started to resolve, i was having eggs on toast with mountains of salt and MSG on yolks like 3 times a day
it tastes so good at the time i’m hella craving it just thinking about it
9b1ec5 No.2339400
>>2339395
Cheese, yes. Potato, no.
>>2339394
It is, but I am just going standard tonight.
106916 No.2339401
>>2339400
why you no like botato?
c0ce20 No.2339402
>>2339396
>>2339396
Yeah, you probably didn't even deserve jail time.
Seriously, wouldn't know what to do with myself, we'd lose another great UK poster.
9c1ed0 No.2339403
>>2339375
Then how would I spit on your grave?
>>2339377
Pretty much all I do is save it
40640d No.2339404
>drinks 7 shots
>does nothing
drinking alone makes you dumb and soft and accomplishes nothing
9b1ec5 No.2339405
>>2339401
I have hated them forever except for when in thin crispy fries. The main reason though is that they are full of evil carbohydrates.
4d1f32 No.2339406
>>2339403
uh....
brb, gonna die just for you then
c0ce20 No.2339407
>>2339404
That's why I drunk post on /animus/, then it feels like I'm not alone while I elevate my degenerate scrawlings.
9c1ed0 No.2339408
>>2339406
It's too late now
40640d No.2339410
>>2339407
hope it makes a little more meaningful. just be smart about it. the default should be considered a habit to be avoided.
c0ce20 No.2339411
>>2339410
Nah, I ain't smart about it, but it is like a errr.... releasing some steam? Off load all that pressure? But I only make it a weekly habit and not a daily thing.
ad2ab0 No.2339412
When I first saw that periodic table meme I remembered it as Fi.
I was wrong but at least I got what they were going for.
106916 No.2339413
>>2339405
whats your diet like? :3 you dontlike carbs?
509d38 No.2339414
when you sneeze with spit in your mouth and it gets shot up your nose and your nose burns
40640d No.2339415
>>2339411
well good. it's very easy to make a daily thing. keep it weekly if it is. for what it's worth, it's better you post about it here than doing it alone.
9b1ec5 No.2339416
>>2339413
I am on a no-carb thing. Lots of fat and protein, next to no carbs.
2a37c2 No.2339417
Once you get used to the controls, Warframe on switch isn't as horrible as I initially thought
40640d No.2339418
>>2339416
how long ya been at it
106916 No.2339419
>>2339416
hows it feel? how big are you?
i wanna get bigger....
c0ce20 No.2339420
>>2339415
Nah, I can't drink without my computer by my side. Plus I could never be an alcoholic because the hangover just wrecks me.
It's like I know I'm free Saturday and Sunday so I get fucked up Friday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I'm busy.
40640d No.2339421
>>2339420
there are ways to get fucked up even if you're busy.
c0ce20 No.2339422
>>2339421
I was thinking that I missed weed but I'm not allowed to smoke it in supported accommadation, plus it's illegal. Puts me off buying a grinder to smoke weed with.
Nah, I dare not get fucked up within the week, I need all my faculties and leave a good impression with my peers.
40640d No.2339423
>>2339422
you can always take up the working man's drug: cigarettes.
when's the last time you toked?
9b1ec5 No.2339424
>>2339418
Just about a month
>>2339419
Big I am?
I do not understand.
I do it for my epilepsy, it is good for it.
106916 No.2339425
>>2339424
woah wtf i didnt know you had epilepsy....
stay safe........
c0ce20 No.2339426
>>2339423
Yeah, I do fucking love cigarettes. I got rolling bacca because it's cheaper.
I'm guessing it has been months since I tried the electric lettuce. I'm just waiting till they legalise it.
8eeb26 No.2339427
>>2339392
I miss being your pet :<
Oh what do you drink? Alcohol? On an empty stomach??
8eeb26 No.2339428
>>2339393
salt bad >:(
>>2339394
>soy
S O Y B O Y
>>2339403
That's pretty good. Are you saving for anything special?
40640d No.2339429
>>2339424
don't you miss food
>>2339426
I just do weed and alcohol. actively avoid cigarettes. I know I'd love them if I gave them a chance.
sorry you guys don't have weed. we have every kind of weed. every kind.
>>2339427
vodka is 97 calories a shot
106916 No.2339430
>>2339429
whats your diet like?
c0ce20 No.2339431
>>2339428
NO! YOU HAVE UNMASKED ME!
>>2339429
>Every kind of weed.
Nigga, even if I go and buy some weed illegaly, I don't even have a choice in what I'm smoking. I fucking envy you.
8eeb26 No.2339432
>>2339429
...really?
>stops drinking vodka...
being fat scares me...
Please stop doing drugs altogether. I don't do drugs and look at me!
8eeb26 No.2339433
>>2339431
S O Y B O O O O O O Y Y Y
40640d No.2339434
>>2339430
go as long as I can without eating. binge at night.
>>2339431
that's why I said it. literally any weed for any mood you could have. we're living in the future. you guys will do it eventually but not yet.
>>2339432
drugs keep me going. I got hours in a day to kill. convince me to give up drugs.
9c1ed0 No.2339435
>>2339428
No, I just have nothing to spend my money on
c0ce20 No.2339436
>>2339433
Please don't tell Scoots that I'm a ==SOYBOY== He knows not of my weakness.
>>2339434
I'll be old and wrinkly then. It would be easier just to move to Canada.
beaf80 No.2339437
-nibbles a small lunch of mozzarella cheese and grape juice- ^-^
40640d No.2339438
>>2339436
or grow your own. make insane amounts of money.
c0ce20 No.2339439
>>2339438
Remember, a support worker visits my house every day for 2 hours, I'd get found out and sent to jail so fast. Maybe I should just take a holiday to Amsterdam and eat my weight in edibles so I'll be forever stoned.
106916 No.2339441
>>2339434
i hear that's pretty good a t keeping the pounds off
7e3b83 No.2339442
Can't believe Scanner was a trap all along
beaf80 No.2339443
40640d No.2339444
>>2339439
does she check your closet every day? be reasonable. you could think of ways to do it if you wanted to.
being stoned is a good feel. seems an actual good way to blow off steam.
>>2339441
it does. usually go for a jog though.
beaf80 No.2339446
>>2339445
-is worried people will find hat hidey spot- D:
a7da38 No.2339447
>>2339446
and steal your nut for themselves.
c0ce20 No.2339448
>>2339442
Nah, I just have shit testosterone and can't grow a decent beard.
>>2339444
The smell would give me away. I must be thankful with just getting drunk for now. Weed has no hangover too, is so good, but I can't partake, not allowed to.
40640d No.2339449
>>2339448
I have a theory weed causes more anxiety than it solves. but I refuse to quit long enough to confirm it.
beaf80 No.2339450
>>2339447
-is nervous. Has cashews in the cupboard- D:
106916 No.2339451
>>2339449
try higher cbd content lower thc content weed
40640d No.2339453
good one
>>2339451
well it's obvious if you put it like that.
a7da38 No.2339454
>>2339450
put it in a safe and bolt it to the floor. with your weed.
c0ce20 No.2339455
>>2339449
Yeah, it brings shit up.
I'm going for a nap, brb in an hour or two.
40640d No.2339456
>>2339455
have a nice nap. the lower cbd content would make it solve more then it caused.
40640d No.2339457
beaf80 No.2339458
>>2339454
-doesn't has a garden in the floor- 0.o
fcf1ab No.2339459
Why smnoke weed when you can smoke my dick?
a7da38 No.2339460
8eeb26 No.2339463
>>2339434
The only reason you should give up drugs is because it ruins relationships...
I have a lot of experience with that happening to me
>>2339435
What about a pair of sneakers for summer?
>>2339436
oh my mother fucking god please give up soy
>>2339437
-stares at you while you eat-
>>2339440
That reminds me I need to buy more nuts
8eeb26 No.2339465
>>2339464
This piques my interest
52d540 No.2339466
8eeb26 No.2339468
>>2339466
Who are you anyway and how did you know I'm a tranny?
509d38 No.2339469
my momma says tranny is as tranny does.
52d540 No.2339471
8eeb26 No.2339474
>>2339473
Apparently there's a lot of guns in Texas...
509d38 No.2339475
fcf1ab No.2339476
>>2339474
Still never stops Sam Hyde.
8eeb26 No.2339477
>>2339475
Why am I trans? For the attention!
I'm joking. I'm trans because it feels right
8eeb26 No.2339478
>>2339476
I wanted to be the one to kill him
509d38 No.2339479
>>2339477
it feels right to be wrong?
71cecd No.2339480
>>2339463
I don't need new sneakers
c0ce20 No.2339481
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>nothing stops Sam Hyde
>You can only prevent his art.
52d540 No.2339482
>>2339479
when are you going to get raped in prison
509d38 No.2339483
>>2339482
sentencing was today, i didn’t get prison
fcf1ab No.2339484
>>2339478
I am going to execute you, with my dick.
>>2339483
Congratulations! What was the sentencing?
c0ce20 No.2339485
Back from my nap. I still feel fucking tired.
And I still crave weed. Life is indeed suffering.
And my sweet suffering is paramount for my labours.
509d38 No.2339486
>>2339484
6 months electronic tag so i can’t leave my house between 7PM and 7AM, and 30 months of having to go to social worker appointments
c0ce20 No.2339487
>>2339486
Sorry to pry, but what were you guilty for?
509d38 No.2339488
>>2339487
2 counts possession with intent to supply, down from 4 cause i took a plea deal
plead guilty on cannabis and cocaine, got amphetamine and temazepam dropped
8eeb26 No.2339489
>>2339479
I'm sorry I won't understand
>>2339480
Ohh... so you're the type of person to buy something you need?
What do you need right now?
>>2339484
Do you think your dick and handle me?
>mfw
c0ce20 No.2339490
>>2339488
Damn, cannabis is good and I know some people like cocaine.
Cocaine ain't for me though, it's like an expensive cup of coffee. Never tried amphetamine or temazepam.
Shame, I could've got caught with weed if the police were looking for me. Seems like the worst ever nightmare if you like drugs. So sorry Erin. 6 months curfew and 30 months of social worker appointments don't seem so bad. Much more preferable than a fucking fine and getting sent to the big house. At least you can still get drunk <3
fcf1ab No.2339491
>>2339486
Better than the klink.
>>2339489
For science
509d38 No.2339492
>>2339490
yeah, after it was all valued it was worth like over £25k, but my lawyer was absolutely amazing, the sentence was an absolute best case scenario and like one in a million chance, lol
>>2339491
hells yeah boi :3
c0ce20 No.2339493
>>2339492
>>2339492
You had £25k worth of drugs? Fuck me, you're like Pusha T! Give me your lawyer just in case I lose another job due to negligence or talking about drugs and anal sex in the workplace again.
This might be one of those life changing events, let getting someone pregnant or like me, losing your damn mind. Ask your social worker if there is any cool shit you can sign up to. You might find something you enjoy.
509d38 No.2339495
>>2339493
lolol, imma just get it over with and not engage more than i have to tbh, i prefer solitude and if i need help i like it to be on my terms
c0ce20 No.2339496
>>2339495
Sounds like a plan. I think I needed the help because I was going fucking nowhere, just jumping between crappy jobs and making no money. Brb, bath time.
509d38 No.2339497
>>2339496
have a nais bath 💖
91b985 No.2339498
I'm no longer a NEET... it's weird to think about
375af7 No.2339499
>>2339489
Something to eat for supper
375af7 No.2339500
4629f0 No.2339502
Sucking dick is still gay.
8eeb26 No.2339503
>>2339491
You'll lose your cock..
>>2339499
Spaget
8eeb26 No.2339504
>>2339502
Do you honestly dislike me now?
375af7 No.2339506
8eeb26 No.2339507
>>2339506
What would you like to have then..?
4629f0 No.2339508
>>2339504
Yes. The threat last night sealed it.
>>2339505
That has a deep story.
375af7 No.2339509
>>2339505
I love that webm
375af7 No.2339510
>>2339507
I'll figure it out
8eeb26 No.2339511
>>2339508
i was only kidding though!
4629f0 No.2339512
>>2339511
Do you still actively kill dogs?
c0ce20 No.2339514
Had a nais bath, now no one can call me a smelly cunt now. 2 hours before bedtime. Do I play dota2 or do I shit up these threads?
a7da38 No.2339517
>>2339508
To think, some people probably think similar to this. Then they realize they are a flamer.
>>2339509
good production quality, spliced together scenes. good storyline, music, and dramatization.
4629f0 No.2339518
Super gay, Loco.
>>2339517
Nobody think similar to that. They all know going in.
a7da38 No.2339520
>>2339518
Not everyone. Some people are crazy out there. Even if it was 1827 or something, someone out there had to think it wasn't gay if they didn't do something.
4629f0 No.2339521
>>2339520
Well sure, buggering a boy wasn't considered gay back in the day though.
8eeb26 No.2339522
>>2339512
well its been a while
that's why I started drinking so much
4629f0 No.2339523
>>2339522
Define a while.
Do you have intentions to do so again?
a7da38 No.2339524
>>2339521
but with women was forbidden unless married.
4629f0 No.2339526
>>2339525
That is a little more than disconcerting.
That isn't a good enough answer for me, if you want honesty. I'm not going to be your friend to try to change you. That is something you need to start, if you even want to.
8eeb26 No.2339527
>>2339526
Friends help me take my mind off it
4629f0 No.2339528
>>2339527
But if you don't even know if you intend to do it again or not, why should I bother?
8eeb26 No.2339529
>>2339528
because friends take my mind off it
4629f0 No.2339530
>>2339529
It doesn't matter. Either you want to continue to do it or you don't. That is ultimately the end of it. You don't always succeed in stopping, but if you don't even want to then I am wasting my time.
You also told bard you won't stop your 'hobby' which I'm sure you can see is a little worrisome.
4629f0 No.2339532
>>2339531
You're only an animal. Why should I care about you?
509d38 No.2339533
how come you don’t like me cause i broke the law and you don’t like blood chan cause he abused a dog but you like squash even though he broke the law by abusing a dog
509d38 No.2339534
does it cancel out if you break the law AND abuse a dog at the same time or something
8eeb26 No.2339536
>>2339386
I don't like my white skin. I wish I was Asian master race
4629f0 No.2339537
Depends on plenty of circumstances. Squash didn't fuck the dog, he got fucked by the dog. He also does not continue to do so. If he did, I wouldn't talk with him.
When you get out, I'll reassess if I like you or not based on your attitudes. Just as I reassess everybody.
>>2339535
Yes, you are. Just like I am. Neither of us are special.
509d38 No.2339538
>get out
i’m not going in
apparently the judge felt i didnt deserve prison
fcf1ab No.2339539
fcf1ab No.2339540
Squash is a pretty terrible person but lol good luck with that
e8da32 No.2339541
The opinions of a self-righteous dumbass on the internet are obviously more valid than a judge's
8eeb26 No.2339542
>>2339537
I don't consider myself an animal
d46843 No.2339543
4629f0 No.2339545
Pity. And I doubt you haven't changed your mind an iota on anything.
>>2339542
I consider you an animal. The difference is, I don't see that as an insult.
8eeb26 No.2339546
>>2339541
are you my friend?
>>2339543
disgusting..
d46843 No.2339547
>>2339546
Humans are disgusting, yes
509d38 No.2339548
8eeb26 No.2339550
>>2339545
but animals are filthy and useless
fcf1ab No.2339551
Heh, ban is also devoid of taste
e8da32 No.2339552
>>2339550
U don't bathe daily
4c3e8e No.2339554
>>2339536
the best asians have light skin
>>2339537
he did nothing to stop the dog from fucking him though
509d38 No.2339556
bathing daily is terrible for your skin.
fcf1ab No.2339557
>not bathing 3 times a day
stinky
d46843 No.2339558
>>2339555
It was an image indicative of my feelings at the moment
4629f0 No.2339560
Typos happen.
>>2339550
That isn't true. Not all humans are filthy. Not all humans are useless. To go further, not all animals are filthy and useless. Horses certainly had a huge impact on human society. Dogs served as great heard guards. Birds have been messengers.
Broad strokes don't work well.
d46843 No.2339562
>>2339561
Shhh, it's okay
No more tears
8eeb26 No.2339563
>>2339552
That doesn't mean I'm an animal
>>2339553
;~;
>>2339554
No.
>>2339557
Its a waste of time
>>2339560
nnh.. youre starting to make me upset
d46843 No.2339564
4629f0 No.2339565
>>2339563
We would be on equal ground then.
4c3e8e No.2339566
>>2339563
who are the best asians then
e8da32 No.2339567
>>2339553
She's a precious smelly princess
>>2339556
NEW RESEARCH SUGGESTS
But I want to smell good
Also I exercise most days
>>2339559
For the foreseeable future ♥
>>2339563
Humans are classified as animals, scientifically speaking
But they do seem to have a level of consciousness and potential that other animals don't have
fcf1ab No.2339569
d46843 No.2339570
8eeb26 No.2339571
>>2339564
I'm not dirty yet :<
>>2339565
I'm sorry but I'm not a disgusting animal
>>2339566
Koreans, duh
4629f0 No.2339573
>>2339571
You are the one implying the disgusting part. I don't think you are disgusting. But you are an animal. I am an animal. Everybody I have ever loved has been an animal. Biology is just biology. It doesn't make you filthy.
8eeb26 No.2339575
>>2339567
we are siblings <3
I am above humanity
>>2339569
smell my butt
>>2339570
i'm trans, please use female pronouns when referring to me
d46843 No.2339576
4629f0 No.2339577
>>2339574
Not all of them.
e8da32 No.2339578
>>2339570
Yeah
>>2339575
Biologically speaking ur human tho
509d38 No.2339579
there are only 1.4 trans people in america, blood chan is the 0.4 cause she’s FtF
8eeb26 No.2339580
>>2339573
I am ultimate beauty. I'm not an animal
please don't love animals, that makes you weird..
>>2339574
Yeah but not pasty as white shit
57e85e No.2339581
>>2339574
NO one thinks Filipino women are the cutest
No one
ever
4c3e8e No.2339582
>>2339577
Yangban/Jungin are
The ones you find attractive are
>>2339580
no some can be very white, if they dont go outside they wont tan
>>2339581
ok?
4629f0 No.2339583
>>2339580
Sorry, but you are. Take that as you will. I won't lie to you or sugar-coat the truth. You are an animal.
8eeb26 No.2339584
My wifi is slow ima use thumbnails
57e85e No.2339585
>>2339582
Just making sure we are on the same page
8eeb26 No.2339587
Its funny because Japanese are very prejudice toward Koreans
57e85e No.2339588
At least we have the biggest cocks out of all the apes
d46843 No.2339589
Pretty sure all Asians are prejudiced towards all other Asians
509d38 No.2339590
china likes north koreans
57e85e No.2339591
>>2339586
They can make good food though
4629f0 No.2339592
Koreans are pretty hateful of half-breeds. But inj general, yeah, all asians hate each other.
8eeb26 No.2339593
>>2339578
I'm not human. I am above that level of flesh.
>>2339579
What should my trans name be?
>>2339582
The sun is important ._.,
>>2339583
Then why do I feel as if humans are lower than me...
e8da32 No.2339594
>>2339593
Well, it would indeed be a mistake to define yourself by your finite flesh vessel
509d38 No.2339595
4629f0 No.2339596
>>2339593
You are above me? Not in the usual way of not caring about people over the internet, mind.
I'm not sure why you think that.
c0ce20 No.2339597
Had the best game of dota2, now I'mma shitpost till have to go to bed.
4c3e8e No.2339598
>>2339587
i realised the joke
>>2339590
chinese government does
>>2339593
there are other ways to avoid tanning
d46843 No.2339600
>>2339598
People near the North Korean/Chinese border don't mind them either. Probably only because of the industry involved though
8eeb26 No.2339601
>>2339595
Ew I hate that name
>>2339596
I am above every living creature that has ever existed or ever will exist. I am a god
I am God. That's what I feel deep within myself
4c3e8e No.2339602
>>2339600
im not sure about that but most chinese dont get along with koreans
8eeb26 No.2339603
>>2339598
Ya'll some racist mother fuckers...
tanning is good for your skin!
>>2339597
Are you making your move on a loli yet?
4629f0 No.2339604
>>2339601
Then why do you care whether or not I talk with you?
c0ce20 No.2339605
>>2339603
No! Pedo pls go!
8eeb26 No.2339606
>>2339604
because you are the only ones online atm
4c3e8e No.2339607
>>2339603
you would be too if you were the master race
>tanning is good for your skin!
its not, the most tanned people are usually poor and likely to commit crime
4629f0 No.2339609
>>2339606
Succinctly said. Good bye, bc.
c0ce20 No.2339610
>>2339608
Aw Bloodchan, I love you but I ain't gonna pork a loli. I don't want jail time and to get shivved for being a nonce. But you know, I don't think a person like me should be supporting kid's learning.
d46843 No.2339611
>>2339602
The border towns that do a lot of freight with the NorK'[s like them, it being the thing keeping them employed and all
91b985 No.2339612
i made a friend on my first day, she was a 17-year old scene girl
c0ce20 No.2339613
>>2339612
I'm so proud of you, I knew you'd get into the swing of things.
d46843 No.2339614
4c3e8e No.2339615
>>2339611
most chinese have anti korean views and same for koreans with chinese
91b985 No.2339616
>>2339613
Thank you but I was completely lost on math class, so the ball is still on the court about me surviving.
e8da32 No.2339617
>>2339599
I fell asleep asking Mommy to let Erin be free last night
Was happy to wake up to the good news
>>2339614
One would hope
3268ff No.2339618
>>2339616
What math class are you taking?
e8da32 No.2339619
Raccoon why haven't u changed ur name
57e85e No.2339620
>>2339612
I honestly thought they went extinct
c0ce20 No.2339621
>>2339616
Yeah, math is like trying to understand dark magic. I gotta go to a school tomorrow and write up some evidence on how I can help children and shit.
Already can't wait to get fucked up on the weekend.
91b985 No.2339622
>>2339618
It's math 0, introduction to logic stuff. But first we're doing a summary of high school and nobody remembered anything.
>>2339619
Thanks for the heads up.
>>2339620
>>2339614
She had pink hair and pink make up, looked a bit like Misa from Death Note.
91b985 No.2339623
>>2339621
...oh god, I can't believe I have to start thinking of weekends as my respite times now. I've lost the rest of the week.
8eeb26 No.2339624
>>2339607
So you're saying I should date a cute tan asian guy?
>>2339609
What does that mean? Are you going to sleep? bye-bye <3
>>2339610
What if I was the loli and I wanted you to be my first?
>>2339612
lmao
>>2339617
I'm happy Erin didn't go to jail either...
But I don't like she keeps Yan away from me.
Please say hi to mom for me v.v
i'm very shy
57e85e No.2339625
>>2339622
I've never seen death note
d46843 No.2339626
>>2339615
I dunno, your continued ability to have a job and pay your bills would probably have a bit of an impact on who you like, or at least tolerate
>>2339617
It's just a really old fad
>>2339622
Ehhhhhhh, I'd struggle to call that scene
91b985 No.2339627
>>2339625
You mean READ
>>2339626
What would you call it?
d46843 No.2339628
d46843 No.2339629
Maybe a bit more makeup than usual though
57e85e No.2339630
>>2339627
Well I guess I also haven't done that.
91b985 No.2339631
>>2339628
Pink make up is normal?
4c3e8e No.2339632
>>2339624
im not at all
i dont think theyre cute either
d46843 No.2339633
>>2339631
Fairly normal, unfortunately
c0ce20 No.2339634
>>2339624
It still be wrong, you lewd degenerate.
Srsly though, lolis are not for me. I prefer tits.
>>2339623
Yeah, it's like everything comes to a stop in the weekend and you ration your fun as much as possible. Now I gotta go to school placement TWICE a week because I need to build up evidence for my coursework, fucking sucks.
I still haven't got around to inviting you to Stardew Valley, I'm so sorry, it's just I'm usually busy with some other game.
e8da32 No.2339635
>>2339622
No problem, white Argentinian coon
>>2339624
Yan is just tsun all on his own
>>2339626
Scene girls are kawaii
Scene boys are too
91b985 No.2339637
>>2339633
Yoinks
>>2339634
Don't worry about it, I'll probably start being busy from now on so no guilt. Bye bye freedom...
>>2339635
I'm paler than most Americans
ff7a11 No.2339638
WHO PLAYED THE SONG OF SUMMONING
fcf1ab No.2339639
8eeb26 No.2339640
>>2339632
I don't know, man... I prefer Asian guys and tan skin... I guess that's how things are
>>2339634
You just have to groom her into worshiping you like Kanra did to me
Her tits will grow in a few years
>>2339635
Erio... That guy doesn't want to be my friend... what do?
c0ce20 No.2339641
>>2339637
Yep, no more late nights and sleep ins. You got a whole new load of responsibility now. No more jacking off whenever you want to.
4c3e8e No.2339642
>>2339640
youre going to have to show me
91b985 No.2339643
>>2339641
I only masturbated once or twice a week anyway. I never had privacy - I sleep with two brothers, you know.
c0ce20 No.2339646
>>2339640
Lol, we did a safeguarding unit about the dangers of groomers.
Examples include giving gifts and making her feel special before BAM! Then it gets lewd.
I ain't no cult leader, I can't convince anyone to worship me.
>>2339643
Sucks to be you.
e8da32 No.2339647
>>2339637
Hot
Are you a cute twink?
>>2339640
Mandy (the anon)? Stop caring
He will never stop being a self-righteous moralfag jagoff
91b985 No.2339648
>>2339646
I don't really feel it. My meds numb most of it.
91b985 No.2339649
>>2339647
I was one all my life, but my meds are making me fat.
3268ff No.2339650
>>2339637
You will think college is some big daunting mountain to climb over but quickly realize it is often trivial and you will end up just playing video games all day as usual with the exception of having to study for exams every now and then.
Unless you are a STEM major.
But if even half of these morons in my senior classes can get this far while somehow struggling in almost braindead topics, there is hope for you regardless of your technical background.
You will be fine.
d46843 No.2339651
>>2339649
>my meds are making me fat.
I know that feel bro
c0ce20 No.2339652
>>2339648
Yeah, I just jack off because it's a chore now.
Anyway, gotta go to bed, nini Raccoon.
91b985 No.2339653
>>2339650
Nice sounding, but I already did a degree and had to drop out because I failed all my classes.
>>2339651
right brah?
>>2339652
Nini.
8eeb26 No.2339654
>>2339645
I prefer Azns
But I prefer nice people in general. Everything else would be considered a bonus.
>>2339646
You wouldn't want to teach me how to give succ?
>>2339647
Mandy is a girl's name...
No wonder she was so emotional
Alright I will stop caring..
I really wanted another friend...
ah well, I'm happy with the ones I have now. You, Sonata, Jack and Kanra
e8da32 No.2339656
>>2339638
-kissu-
>>2339649
Have u tried exercising
>>2339654
You don't seem to have any problem with getting (You)s
91b985 No.2339657
>>2339656
I have a stationary bike, but trouble with motivation is why I take meds
8eeb26 No.2339658
>>2339655
Oh, well this is my husbando
8eeb26 No.2339659
>>2339656
I get all the (You)s
How was your weekend?
4c3e8e No.2339660
>>2339658
pretty light skin
and i meant of real people you find cute
d46843 No.2339661
3268ff No.2339662
>>2339653
Uh er...
That was past Raccoon.
This is now intellectual academically successful prospective contributer to society Raccoon.
You know what went wrong the first time so now you can apply that to recognize what set of decisions are better suited for leading you to success.
Something along those lines.
Also no amphetamines or alcohol.
To motivate yourself simply think about the crippling pressure of potentially failing and sentenced to an impovershed minimum wage life ultimately ending in coerced immorality and commiting sedoku.
3268ff No.2339663
Er think about NOT letting that happen, specifically.
8eeb26 No.2339664
>>2339660
if he was 3D he would be tan and very sexy
>>2339661
:eggplant:
8eeb26 No.2339666
Hail Lord Satan and all his glory~
d46843 No.2339668
91b985 No.2339669
>>2339662
Alcohol mixing with my meds would put me in a coma so don't worry.
I dropped out because college life was leading me to sudoku, so that seems like a catch-22.
8eeb26 No.2339670
>>2339667
I don't wanna post pictures of cute azns
>>2339668
nothing...
d46843 No.2339671
>>2339670
Undserstandabl;e, have a nice day
8eeb26 No.2339673
>>2339671
you should post your waifu at least one time in these threads
d46843 No.2339674
8eeb26 No.2339675
>>2339672
Iunno I don't wanna go looking for some. I just prefer Azn guys with a tan. Do you like white girls?
>>2339674
because she should be admired~
3268ff No.2339676
>>2339669
What about "college life"? Were the academic obligations too stressful or were there social issues/obligations that were troubling you, or the lack thereof?
Or is it just that you cannot find yourself motivated to pursue academic studies because you do not currently have a desire (or feel a need) for a degree in the first place?
d46843 No.2339677
>>2339675
She should be, but not here
8eeb26 No.2339678
Time for work, bye guys!
>>2339677
awh, she's so pretty though...
91b985 No.2339680
>>2339676
Anxiety mostly. Still not sure if the bad grades caused it, or the anxiety caused the bad grades. Also not having any friends.
c0ce20 No.2339681
Just suddenly got paranoid because there was a program called G that didn't let me shut my computer down, gonna give my computer a virus scan before going to bed.
91b985 No.2339682
>>2339681
Take care of it!
c0ce20 No.2339683
>>2339682
Yeah, I should definetly take care of my computer, I got no way of replacing it.
3268ff No.2339684
>>2339680
It can go either way.
Try to not care about grades during the semester. The only grade that counts is the final grade, which is usually curved dramatically depending on the rigor of the course or the Professor.
Not to say you should be careless, just focus on what assignments/exam are coming up rather than what has occured already.
Quickly I came to terms with it and even eventually came into courses with the expectation to do poorly in the first exam, as I knew it was not indicitive of the final grade. My GPA is thankful for that revelation for sure.
What need have you for friends? Fill your time with literally anything, productive or not, and you will have no need for "friends." :3
91b985 No.2339685
>>2339684
without friends even outside of college, nothing in life has a point
c0ce20 No.2339686
Fuck the scan, it's going on too long. I'll go to bed again.
d46843 No.2339687
If you have W10, prevent network connection from waking PC and the problem willl ikely be solved. Mine kept turning on from sleep mode because of the network connection
3268ff No.2339688
>>2339685
Do you not have a hobby that can fill your time?
91b985 No.2339689
>>2339688
I have like five, but it's not worth it if you can't share it with anyone
3268ff No.2339691
>>2339689
Creative writing or something right? That is true.
Okay fine get online friends or something. There are surely places to share your work for you to get involved in.
My suggestion rather was to pick a video game and go all in to get good at it.
Could be something that requires mechanical skill, or just strategy.
Specifically something that has a ladder if possible.
91b985 No.2339692
>>2339691
My main hobbies are reading books, writing books, reading comic books, drawing comic books, watching films and cartoons. I also draw furry art. I've been alone for a long while so I developed a shitton of things. Art has a huge ladder, but I just can't really get into it.
My writing's better, but I can only write in Spanish and my online friends speak English.
3268ff No.2339693
>>2339692
>reading
You can do that alone, though. Unless you really need to share about the book or whatever it is people do.
>watching films and cartoons
Same as above.
>furry art
You are good enough for me to tell you to continue with that probably. Do what those furry people do and take commissions in the future or use that to get your name out if you want to go down that road.
>I can only write in Spanish
Well there you go. Maybe try to better your English writing? Improving in a language is always good.
91b985 No.2339694
>>2339693
That was the fucking point in doing a degree to become an English translator! But it was too much.
3268ff No.2339695
>>2339694
Oh I see now.
Have you considered just taking maybe one or two classes per semester? You do not need to be full time if you are not on any particular scholarship that demands it.
d46843 No.2339696
aed7ec No.2339699
20 bucks this board is full on dead by 2020
4629f0 No.2339700
We could only be so lucky.
ad2ab0 No.2339701
20 bucks Soto is dead by 2020
4629f0 No.2339702
We could only be so lucky.
65face No.2339703
/animus/ will live forever!
99a2f7 No.2339704
Remember, you're here forever.
4629f0 No.2339705
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
aed7ec No.2339706
>>2339701
Shiiiiiieeeeettttttt
I might be 40 dollars richer by 2020 or 40 feet under ground lmao
>>2339703
Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Its dying
Just like your parents
>>2339704
Unfortunately
65face No.2339707
>>2339704
What's wrong with being here forever?
>>2339705
Stay safe <3
>>2339706
Only one of my parents is dying v.v
beaf80 No.2339708
-yawns and curls up on his blue blanket-
4629f0 No.2339709
>>2339708
Tucks you in with a comfy, soft blanket with a glass of warm milk
aed7ec No.2339710
>>2339707
Yeah same lol
>>2339708
Bring me some earl gray pls
with a splash of milk
and a tspn of sugar
beaf80 No.2339711
>>2339709
0.0 <3
>>2339710
-the three skwirls make your order and carry it to you.-
65face No.2339712
>>2339708
>
>>2339710
I'm very sorry to hear that..
beaf80 No.2339713
65face No.2339714
>>2339713
I don't want to make one
beaf80 No.2339715
65face No.2339716
>>2339715
I can do it sometimes. What should I have for dinner later?
beaf80 No.2339717
65face No.2339718
>>2339717
I don't think I can make one for you...
What if I lose my shit again?
beaf80 No.2339719
65face No.2339720
>>2339719
i still haven't forgiven myself for the last time...
beaf80 No.2339721
beaf80 No.2339723
-yawns and pulls the warm blanket close. Is a frigid night and the house is cold-
beaf80 No.2339725
>>2339724
D: -doesn't want goats in the house!-
beaf80 No.2339727
-waves goodnight to everyone and curls up close to his discord account-
51bcf8 No.2339731
In retort to the argument above about me fucking a dog it was in a state with no standing laws on bestiality. Technically I didn't even break any laws.
51bcf8 No.2339732
Well, maybe public indecency because it was outside. But semantics withstanding.
e6a1e3 No.2339734
>dogfucking vs doing cocaine constantly
Which is more immoral?
51bcf8 No.2339735
Morality isn't the issue though.
I'd say what I did was worse morally because Erin did coke on their own. I had another living thing involved.
51bcf8 No.2339736
The separation between me and Erin is that I know what I did was pretty messed up.
Erin just yells "mentally unstable" to avoid any punishment or personal responsibility.
106916 No.2339737
my mom won't stop bitching at me
what do i do
106916 No.2339738
It's me
I'm the thick boy
i dont think I'm gonna make it out of this one...
51bcf8 No.2339739
Just come crash on my couch.
106916 No.2339740
>>2339739
it's proper cold outside
i dk if id be able to wlak all that way
14c5d9 No.2339741
>>2339736
Nothin' that a little shock can't fix.
60b410 No.2339744
>>2339737
should check if the microwave has a silent mode
you hold 2 or start or stop or something
google it
106916 No.2339745
>>2339744
that would be useful for my thicc ass
40640d No.2339746
40640d No.2339748
>>2339747
thaw the pizza rolls in the fridge in advance
40640d No.2339749
or make stuff that uses a stovetop
4d1f32 No.2339753
>>2339737
Go to bed at a proper time
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>>2339752
Good morning Bard, how are you?
106916 No.2339757
>>2339756
I messed up my sleep schedule last night and woke up when it was already dark and so its felt like its really early all morning and now it feels super late
gonna let the dogger out before long
what are you up to today~ : 3
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