340fe9 No.2340335
Isn't 600 posts the limit or something?
255a88 No.2340339
>>2340332
Coming from literally you.
>>2340333
Isn't it great ?
255a88 No.2340340
750 is
I know this because of my high IQ
340fe9 No.2340341
>>2340338
I think we've reached it once or twice, but I forgot. it's around there.
Though may be 700
>>2340339
Takes one to know one
ac3acf No.2340342
>>2340339
I mean I guess it's nice but people don't really care about IQ after third grade
ac3acf No.2340343
>>2340341
>Takes one to know one
I diagnose you all with the gay
376ac4 No.2340344
>>2340340
unironcally are you smart?
255a88 No.2340345
>>2340341
Doesn't bother me
You're the one that wants kids
>>2340342
I stopped caring about it in the first grade
People only say that because they have a low IQ and can't fathom the reality they exist in.
376ac4 No.2340348
>>2340346
do you think its helped you?
255a88 No.2340349
>>2340347
I bet you'll fuck a man at some point.
>>2340348
Talent always wins over hard work.
ac3acf No.2340350
>>2340345
I mean I only relatively recently got this paperwork from my psych history because my therapist had it for some reason
Says all the cool things like "we can't really measure this child's intellectual development because they're too smart but have the attention span of a rat"
And "definitely probably some type of learning disabilities, but for certain dysgraphia "
340fe9 No.2340351
>>2340349
That'd require me to talk to people, which I don't
376ac4 No.2340352
>>2340349
what's your special talent?
ac3acf No.2340353
>>2340349
>Talent always wins over hard work
I tested over 150 at least once and I'm miserable and useless
Talent isn't everything
376ac4 No.2340354
>>2340353
did you do well in school?
255a88 No.2340355
>>2340350
I had dysgraphia
I defeated it
My brain couldn't be fooled by such a silly thing
>>2340351
Not really
All you have to do is find a horny gay guy
>>2340352
complete dominance over tards and I can swim better than most of the population
>>2340353
What your born with is everything in a lot of things
Sports is a really good example
People are born with different types of muscles and body parts which no amount of hard work will change
ac3acf No.2340356
>>2340354
Straight A's through most of university
Dropped out for mental health issues
Except the time I dropped out because I died
340fe9 No.2340357
>>2340355
which would likely still require me to converse with him.
no thanks
376ac4 No.2340358
>>2340355
if it's true
>>2340356
and what are you doing now?
255a88 No.2340359
I have 3.9 gpa and I don't even try
I skip class all the time and don't study
trying is just such a drag . . .
ac3acf No.2340360
>>2340355
I learned how to write in about the third grade but it's still difficult and I strongly prefer typing
I was born with lots of some brain but not the rest of the brain that lets me be productive
Can't sports for my life
I can blind type
I can swim pretty far
Pretty good at driving
Highly sensitive to light though
ac3acf No.2340361
>>2340358
Waiting on an email saying a national corporation thinks I'm not-suicidal enough to be trusted with a semi truck
255a88 No.2340362
>>2340357
You underestimate drunk people
>>2340358
I've been doing work in Physical therapy as an unpaid intern
>>2340360
Light Sensitivity is linked to autism
not even joking
ac3acf No.2340363
More accurately, I'm lying naked in bed under several blankets trying to balance my preference to lie on my left side with the fact that my window is that direction and I'll have to charge my phone at some point
ac3acf No.2340364
>>2340362
Yeah I know
I have autism
When I worked at a school I just let the kids believe I was a vampire
Because kids are kinda cute when they're not being horrible monsters
340fe9 No.2340365
>>2340362
I'd still have to go out then.
And no thanks
376ac4 No.2340366
>>2340361
because you want to be a truck driver...?
>>2340362
is this a euphemism?
ac3acf No.2340367
>>2340366
No
Because I'm good at it and unemployed
376ac4 No.2340368
>>2340367
what are you doing wth the semi truck
ac3acf No.2340369
>>2340368
Hopefully driving freight in continental north America
255a88 No.2340370
>>2340364
I don't even know what to say about that.
ac3acf No.2340371
Or at least the parts of the US that aren't Canada or Polynesia
376ac4 No.2340372
>>2340369
sounds like a desire for adventure
ac3acf No.2340373
>>2340370
I mean it's something that entertains me
I've been putting up with and making vampire jokes about my horribly pale skin, light eyes, and (rest in peace) formerly prominent canine teeth
I had braces in high school and the doc was like "let's just jam these back down into your skull" and I was like no I like them like that
So we compromised and my teeth got jammed back into my skull
ac3acf No.2340374
>>2340372
Something between wanderlust and nomadism
If wanted adventure I'd go to countries that weren't razed to the ground by white people hundreds of years ago
c9646e No.2340375
I took my online anime personality test
I am a mixture of two. I'm kuudere on the outside and deredere on the inside
What do? I want to be yangire
255a88 No.2340376
Our rapenado reaches around the globe.
>>2340375
Link ?
376ac4 No.2340377
>>2340374
powered by caffeine. sounds nice actually.
c9646e No.2340379
>>2340376
I can't seem to find it. I did the test on a computer at work
>>2340378
i can't find it!
376ac4 No.2340380
>>2340378
you got essentially straight A's in college. what classes?
ac3acf No.2340381
>>2340380
Biology
Chemistry
Chem lab I took drunk
Writing composition
Computer science
All math up to calc 3 excluding statistics
Compositional logic and computer architecture
Several years of German
Various history classes
255a88 No.2340382
>>2340379
Then find a new one
I demand it
ac3acf No.2340383
Oh and a history of philosophy class that almost got me published but a combination of anxiety and pneumonia prevented me from writing a solid thesis so I didn't submit anything
376ac4 No.2340384
>>2340381
and does your current life reflect that history?
ac3acf No.2340385
>>2340384
My current life is a neet
c9646e No.2340386
I can't find it, I give up
376ac4 No.2340388
>>2340385
more time for hobbies... do you have 150 IQ hobbies?
ac3acf No.2340389
>>2340386
I believe in you
ac3acf No.2340390
>>2340388
I play video games and drink
c9646e No.2340391
>>2340388
what are 150 IQ hobbies?
>>2340389
i want to kill myself
ac3acf No.2340393
>>2340391
I believe in you
376ac4 No.2340394
>>2340390
you're being modest.
>>2340391
I was about to ask you
376ac4 No.2340395
anyways thanks for answering my questions
ac3acf No.2340396
>>2340394
Is depression a hobby?
If you meant like things that I'm interested in, I like analog technology, tinkering, and sweet androgynous people
c9646e No.2340397
>>2340392
not good
>>2340393
I think the link is gone, it was on MAL, but MAL is a fucking maze of garbage
>>2340394
Hmm then I would say chess, poker, speed drawing, etc
ac3acf No.2340398
>>2340397
I meant I believe in your capability to kill yourself
255a88 No.2340399
>>2340397
I wanna take one
376ac4 No.2340401
>>2340396
just whatever you spend more time thinking about and doing. idk much about IQ other than it's good for solving problems.
>>2340397
does Alice speed draw?
c9646e No.2340402
>>2340399
there's a lot, you should take as many as you can to get an accurate assessment
>>2340401
Alice2? She draws, but I judging from her art I wouldn't say she speed draws
ac3acf No.2340403
>>2340400
I mean I believe in you
IDK if you should
>>2340401
I can solve a Rubik's cube in under two minutes
376ac4 No.2340404
>>2340402
why say speed draw?
>>2340403
psh. anyone can if they memorize the algorithm.
c9646e No.2340405
>>2340403
unfortunately my only talent in life is cooking...
i would probably be really bad at killing at myself on the first attempt
c9646e No.2340406
>>2340404
Speed drawing is a great way to test your accuracy. You glance at a tree for 5 seconds and draw it as accurately as possible
ac3acf No.2340407
>The Anti-Hero
A central character in a story, movie, or drama who lacks conventional heroic attributes. They often fail many times and are known to be flawed. Opposite of the Tragic hero, you often do things out of selfishness so you can advance and grow as an individual. This is often done unconsciously. When people ask for favors, you expect rewards in return. Your personality can be seen as complicated and you often can through a cycle of moods in a matter of what seems like seconds. You're seen as typically aggressive and full of emotion. There would be times where it seems like you are completely calm and then at a flip of coin be upset about something. You have a lot on your mind 24/7 and it's hard for you to handle. Sometimes your attempts at showing you care can backfire, since you often get too into the emotional aspect of the situation.
>>2340404
True but my fine motor skills are still weak
c9646e No.2340408
>>2340407
That's a lot to read...
ac3acf No.2340409
I've actually gotten better at other hand things since learning cubes
Writing isn't as hard
I still suck at drawing though
2b8521 No.2340410
>>2340407
Shadow the Hedgeheg masterrace
376ac4 No.2340411
>>2340406
I'm... maybe going to try that.
>>2340407
you drive well enough though?
ac3acf No.2340412
>>2340408
Well I don't think I cheated the test and it's kinda accurate to my social persona
>>2340410
The ultimate life form
ac3acf No.2340413
>>2340411
I'm great at driving
376ac4 No.2340414
>>2340413
a great driver, or a safe driver?
ac3acf No.2340415
>>2340414
I'm safe when I'm focused
No texting and driving on the job
c9646e No.2340416
>>2340411
Its easier to remember stuff on the right side of the brain
>>2340412
Wut? Don't cheat. That's no fun. Its like using cheat codes in GTA
>>2340410
hay
376ac4 No.2340417
>>2340415
radio while driving is the best
>>2340416
depends on what you mean by remember.
c9646e No.2340418
>>2340417
well if you lower your inhibition you can remember everything that involves your 5 senses
ac3acf No.2340419
>>2340416
It's not something I can help
It's difficult for me to take personality tests honestly
Hanging out here is probably my most real personality
c9646e No.2340420
>>2340419
Personality is a social construct it doesn't mean anything. Just be what you want to be
376ac4 No.2340421
>>2340418
how would you know if you were remembering correctly
ac3acf No.2340422
>>2340418
>your 5 senses
Acceleration, oxygen concentration, bass, spider, and rhythm?
ac3acf No.2340423
>>2340420
Yeah and here, society isn't pressuring me to be a certain way as much
c9646e No.2340424
>>2340421
I'm not sure...
But I can remember every person's face on the local subway from 10 years ago. I only had trouble remember stuff when I started taking medication v.v
>>2340422
Is that from a video game? :o
>>2340423
But don't do that...
You should be your unique self...
Erio helped me realize I should just be myself and to stop caring about social norms.
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone you're good!
376ac4 No.2340425
>>2340424
the structure in the brain responsible for facial recognition is called the fusiform gyrus
c9646e No.2340426
>>2340425
Please lobotomize that part of my brain ;~;
376ac4 No.2340427
*the structure in the brain most involved with racial recognition specifically
376ac4 No.2340428
>>2340426
maybe become a police sketch artist
ac3acf No.2340429
>>2340424
The first two are real senses that humans have
The rest are jokes because I couldn't think of any other human senses without looking them up
As far as I know most humans aren't electro/magnetosensitive
Although you can feel a sufficiently powerful electromagnetic field
Or I can at least
c9646e No.2340430
>>2340428
Hmm that's not a bad idea...
But I don't want to help the law...
c9646e No.2340431
>>2340429
Silly Revy-cake -hug-
does that field affect you in any way?
Like when people look at you and focus on you when they talk to you... Do you feel a stronger force?
ac3acf No.2340432
>>2340431
You're thinking of telepathy
I've been MRI'd several times
I know a big fucking magnet when I feel it
376ac4 No.2340433
>>2340430
then draw the faces badly
c9646e No.2340434
>>2340432
Are MRIs safe? What did they find in you? :<
>>2340433
No.....I'll get fired....
i want to be the criminal, I want to give the police department something to do instead of sitting on their asses all day DOING NOTHING
376ac4 No.2340435
>>2340434
I'm scared of the police. they're always so big and buff here.
ac3acf No.2340436
>>2340434
Mri's are perfectly safe as long as you're not wearing anything metallic
It's just a big tube that magnetizes your body and has a camera that sees inside you with the harmonic resonance of your atoms
It's like the feeling of static electricity, but inside you too
So far they've found bone damage in my right shoulder and nothing abnormal in my brain
376ac4 No.2340438
was stopped at a four way the other day downtown and a cop car with a battering ram on it smashed into another car. the people inside got out and ran, but the police set the dogs on them.
ac3acf No.2340439
They are loud and cold though
ac3acf No.2340440
>>2340437
I'm familiar with the concept
I'd like it to be a little less barbaric before I get any such thing done
I would like that though
c9646e No.2340441
>>2340435
Don't scared of them! They're more scared of you than you are of them (trust me)
>>2340436
What about mercury fillings? Will they get messed up by the MRI?
That sounds spooky...
Ouch static hurts like fuck
Did you get stocked on your way home?
what happened to your shoulder, desu?
>>2340438
I can teach you to remember everything, but only in private
ac3acf No.2340442
>>2340441
Sports
It's not terrible, just reduced range of motion and a clicking noise
Dunno about Mercury fillings
Would probably hurt
376ac4 No.2340443
>>2340441
it's just my anxiety issues. I need to exercise way more to offset it. I'll also become fast enough to outrun them.
ac3acf No.2340444
>>2340441
Not like a static shock
Like
If you inflate a balloon, rub it in your hair, and hold it near your skin?
That tingling, tugging sensation
376ac4 No.2340445
time to smoke weed and play video games.
c9646e No.2340446
>>2340442
:o
i love sports, what sports do you play?
why wouldn't they want to examine your brain? :thinking:
>>2340443
anxiety fucking sucks...
you should get wind chimes to calm you down while you sleep <3
Over time it gets easier
c9646e No.2340447
>>2340444
>444
Thank goodness because that shit hurts. Every time I turn on a light in my apartment I get zipped
c9646e No.2340449
>>2340445
You're only 19... weed is bad for you...
It stunts your mental growth forever!
My mom is a fucking 14-year-old
255a88 No.2340450
>>2340445
Smoke a 1000mg wax laced blunt
Banana is a good flavor
f205e0 No.2340451
>>2340440
I feel like if someone I knew suggested going somewhere to do it, I would join them, and get it done, hell, I've thought about doing it myself like codyslab did.
c9646e No.2340453
>>2340451
You still drive that Toyota?
f205e0 No.2340455
>>2340453
no, I got a nissan frontier now.
c9646e No.2340456
>>2340454
gallons of milk~
>>2340455
what's up with you and unAmerican cars?
f205e0 No.2340457
>>2340456
it was built here in america, same as any american car, with greman parts, and a motor designed by an asian country, usually hyundai, as long as it supports the american economy, I can give a fuck less.
f205e0 No.2340458
also it was the highest torque on demand mid sized truck available at the time.
c9646e No.2340459
>>2340457
Disgusting. You should be driving freedom cars, not communist wagons
c9646e No.2340460
>>2340458
are you calling yourself fat?
f205e0 No.2340461
>>2340459
that's the magic, my freedoms allow me to own it.
>>2340460
no, I just like to go fast as soon as I want to, not waiting on the engine to catch up, also I have used it for towing quit a bit of stuff, I just couldn't justify $30,000 for a 5 year old f150 with the same fuel mileage.
c9646e No.2340462
>>2340461
But why choose to drive something with a communist brand name?
c9646e No.2340463
>>2340461
ew f150
I'm getting a RAM 2500 as soon as I stop being car sick
f205e0 No.2340464
>>2340462
because I like it, also nissan is japan, and as far as I remember, they aren't communist.
>>2340463
I'm kindof a ford fan, even though my grandpa worked for cristler and gm, the dodges I know all had transmission problems, and I have recently heard the same about gm, but every ford that I've seen used and abused has been bullet proof, and when the transmissions did start acting up, they corrected themselves within a week.
c9646e No.2340465
>>2340464
I'll be right back, my mom is calling
734342 No.2340466
Strike two... That's two of three classes I'm oficially lost in now. I knew it'd go like this.
f826ad No.2340467
>not knowing everything at the very beginning of the semester is indicative of failing
Wtf I hate education now.
c9646e No.2340468
>>2340464
Japan is socialism shit. They don't even allow immigration.
c9646e No.2340469
>>2340464
sounds like you don't know how to take care of your cars :x
c9646e No.2340472
>>2340470
i wonder what could it be
dceacc No.2340473
>>2340472
open it up. with your butt cheeks.
f205e0 No.2340474
>>2340468
who would want to move to japan?
I have always taken care of my vehicles, my personal saying is, "Drive it like you stole it, Maintain it like you own it."
>>2340470
legit, I thought it was a cows leg for your dog or something, then I realized it was not.
dceacc No.2340475
>>2340474
extra hairy nuts included.
c9646e No.2340476
>>2340473
it might slip into me :o
dceacc No.2340477
>>2340476
then you can figure out what it is
c9646e No.2340478
>>2340474
I would VISIT Japan, but not move there. Every looks the same (-__-)
At least here in America everyone looks different except for the Mexicans.
My personal saying is "drive slow and rare change lanes"
c9646e No.2340479
>>2340477
i hope it doesn't ruin me
dceacc No.2340480
>>2340479
stretchy stretchy
c9646e No.2340481
>>2340480
best christmas ever
i should seriously buy one tho.
but i want my first one to have a heartbeat
0db743 No.2340482
>>2340467
This, basically.
c9646e No.2340483
What's Alice's chat?
I wanna have some fun
f205e0 No.2340485
>>2340475
I'll pass.
>>2340478
I would love to visit japan, because I am a weeb.
c9646e No.2340486
>>2340484
i don't know...
getting a real bf is hard cuz they're at home all day playing video games
>>2340485
would you like to live there for a few years?
f205e0 No.2340487
>>2340486
no, maybe a few weeks, I'd like to get an international license and buy a car sight unseen, and drive it all over the country, kinda like MCM.
dceacc No.2340488
>>2340486
you'll have to leave them to themselves. othrr ones out there.
c9646e No.2340491
I'm sorry for the slow reply... I'm doing too much at once...
>>2340487
take me with you?
>>2340488
aint no guys my age out here...
they're eating soy and playing vidya, or the guys I want to date here live too far away
>>2340489
Hi Neziwi-kun~
Did you drink that Cracken?
>>2340490
this is cringe. don't post that
c9646e No.2340492
My mom gets nervous when I project my voice
She said I sound like a completely different person lol
14f299 No.2340493
Got my shirt and scarf c:
14f299 No.2340495
>>2340494
What's wrong with scarves?
88fd7f No.2340497
>>2340495
Do your reproductive organs dangle?
c9646e No.2340498
i like to make a dog's organs dangle
14f299 No.2340499
>>2340496
I like how it looks, not sure if "cute" is the right word though
>>2340497
Last I checked
88fd7f No.2340500
>>2340499
Then you wearing a scarf is gay. I'm unsure what the confusion is. You should beast through the cold with some arm and leg hair.
f205e0 No.2340501
>>2340491
I would love to, but that costs money.
14f299 No.2340502
>>2340500
Scarves provide comfortable warmth, I'm not sure what part of being comfortable is gay
88fd7f No.2340503
>>2340502
Every part of it. To be a man you must be miserable at all times.
14f299 No.2340504
>>2340503
I'm miserable all the time, I don't need to be cold while I do it
88fd7f No.2340505
>>2340504
Yes, you do. Trust me on this part.
14f299 No.2340506
>>2340505
I've managed to be a man this long, I don't think I need to
88fd7f No.2340507
>>2340506
You've likely been a sissy. It is ok, we can cure this of you.
dceacc No.2340508
>>2340497
piss flaps folding out against the panties
14f299 No.2340509
>>2340507
Last I checked I wasn't
88fd7f No.2340510
>>2340509
But how can you be sure considering what you just told me.
c9646e No.2340511
>>2340499
its okay to say if its cute or not...
>>2340501
i got money
i just need you to stop your car so I can throw up
d97543 No.2340512
-hides from the hideous cold under his blanket. Winter is mean- ; . ;
f205e0 No.2340513
>>2340511
the windows open, no reason to stop.
14f299 No.2340515
>>2340510
My general lack of interest in men, and no desire to wear girl clothes or act like a woman in any way
>>2340511
Again, I like how it looks. I don't consider it "cute"
c9646e No.2340516
>>2340513
that doesn't help
I get motion sickness
Japan has a lot of winding roads
>>2340515
why did you buy it if its not cute?
14f299 No.2340517
>>2340516
Because I like how it looks
f205e0 No.2340518
>>2340516
Better take some Dramamine because we're gonna be drifting the mountains like Takumi!!!
a5a90f No.2340519
My fucking tank died in DnD. I feel so shook, with that I'll drink to mourn his death.
Goodnight Sham-a-Shan. May he live on as an example to his tribe.
Never go toe-to-toe with a necromancer.
03fbc6 No.2340520
>>2340517
what are your problems btw?
14f299 No.2340521
>>2340520
What do you mean?
03fbc6 No.2340523
>>2340521
you seemed to imply there was something wrong with you
14f299 No.2340524
88fd7f No.2340527
>>2340512
Stay safe and warm.
>>2340515
General lack of interest. You are wearing a scarf. I think there is cause for concern.
>>2340519
He failed 3 fucking death saves with nobody giving him a pot?
c9646e No.2340528
>>2340517
So its not cute?
>>2340518
dramamine makes me sleepy, i'll miss the whole thing v.v
>>2340519
-hug-
a5a90f No.2340529
>>2340527
He went in a Dark Souls gate where only cunts who linked arms could come with him. He went alone with a necromancer. He was fucked. And I couldn't revive him because I said 'We fought loads of bosses and won' to a ghost who thought he was hot shit in a dungeon and I took a roll for madness.
Spent my 3rd level slot to uninsane me, the last slot I could revive him with.
88fd7f No.2340530
>>2340529
Meh. He deserved it.
a5a90f No.2340531
>>2340528
*lifts you up and gives you a swirling bear hug*
It means that I have to go on without a tank. It means I have to go on with survivor's guilt.
a5a90f No.2340532
>>2340530
We forgot about the linking arms thing. He just rushes in. He was the de facto leader of the party, well, to my eyes really.
88fd7f No.2340533
>>2340532
Poor leader to charge in. I am always the leader of my parties, and I always let the lemmings run in while I sit in the back lobbing fireballs.
14f299 No.2340535
>>2340525
Oh, I mean other than just having had generalised anxiety/social anxiety and depression for most of my life, it's not been pleasant. At least that's what my doctor diagnosed, I feel there's more to it, and those are parts of the whole rather than the whole thing
Wouldn't write a referral for a psychologist though, so I'm shit out of luck
>>2340527
I don't think so
>>2340528
This is the one I got
a5a90f No.2340536
>>2340533
I feel as if we don't have a leader no more. I don't lead, I just follow and support.
d97543 No.2340537
>>2340514
-squeaks- <3
>>2340527
-is worried for the stray kitties. They are too feral to catch and may not survive these next few nights- v.v
03fbc6 No.2340538
>>2340535
>Wouldn't write a referral for a psychologist
What does this mean?
14f299 No.2340539
>>2340538
The only way to see a psychologist here is to have a referral from your doctor
a5a90f No.2340540
>>2340534
*plops you down and pats your head*
Shit is bonkers, I think I need a sip of more booze.
I drank 2 double rums and coke, 2 jager bombs and I'm on my 4th can of lager.
88fd7f No.2340541
14f299 No.2340542
03fbc6 No.2340543
>>2340539
Damn... fucked up. But anyway, shrinks would just try Cognitive Behavioural Therapy on your ass and you'd waste money.
14f299 No.2340544
>>2340543
Been doing that for years
88fd7f No.2340545
>>2340535
Um.....gaaaay
>>2340536
You seem like a follower. You should start leading.
>>2340537
But feral cats deserve death. Or at least to be caught and put in a camp.
14f299 No.2340546
03fbc6 No.2340547
>>2340544
Shows just how much it works
88fd7f No.2340548
>>2340546
Alrighty then. I trust you. You're a perv though.
c9646e No.2340549
>>2340535
hmmm i don't like it...
would you mind posing with it and taking a picture for me?
>>2340537
t-thank you.. it fucking freezing out there...
-huggles and gives you hot coco-
>>2340540
-lays on the floor-
@_@;
awh man... I have a book on how to make um... fuck is it called....i think its called "bomb shots" but like liquor is expensive v.v
I really wanted to turn that into a skill...
d97543 No.2340550
>>2340545
-gets out the "no tea" list...-
>>2340549
-squeaks-
14f299 No.2340551
>>2340547
I'm fairly certain they're trying to treat the wrong thing is the issue
>>2340548
Aint no perv
>>2340549
Why on Earth would I do that
a5a90f No.2340552
>>2340549
Any bomb is a fucking bomb with me. I'll drink your experiments and become the proud mother of your efforts.
c9646e No.2340554
>>2340551
you can put a mask on! please!
88fd7f No.2340555
>>2340550
That's ok, I'll still get you some tea though.
Hands a warm mug of Chamomile tea\
>>2340551
But you are!
03fbc6 No.2340556
>>2340551
It depends on whether your depression is a chemical imbalance or a natural reaction (like grieving a dead mother)
>Why on Earth would I do that
What's your body type?
c9646e No.2340557
>>2340552
noooo i want you to only have the best~
14f299 No.2340558
>>2340554
Why on Earth would I do that
>>2340555
I think I'd know
>>2340556
Chemical. I just drew the short straw on genetics
My body type is average
d97543 No.2340559
>>2340553
-squeaks-
>>2340555
-doesn't take-
14f299 No.2340560
Maybe a bit on the chubbier side now because of these damn pills that barely fucking work
c9646e No.2340561
I am a psychologist ask me anything
14f299 No.2340562
Can you post your credentials
c9646e No.2340563
>>2340558
You don't really need a reason for something like that
>>2340559
you wouldn't have got this gud coco if you didn't let me in
03fbc6 No.2340564
>>2340558
Then are you sure CBT is treating the wrong thing? If you don't have proper reasons to be sad, you have to force yourself to have happier thoughts.
>>2340560
Fuck I know this feel, but anyway maybe you'd look cute in a photo
6653c8 No.2340565
>>2340561
How do I find true love?
c9646e No.2340566
No because I can lose my medical license
a5a90f No.2340567
>>2340557
Nigger, I will not turn down alcohol. You can give me the worst and I'll still drink it and be merry.
Don't waste the best on me, show me what you can do with what you're comfortable with. Show me your strengths.
c9646e No.2340568
>>2340565
Holy shit its you
-quickly backs away- t-to find true love you have to open your heart no matter how fragile you are
14f299 No.2340569
>>2340563
When it comes to you, yes
>>2340564
Because there are other problems which that wouldn't explain
I don't look good in any photo
88fd7f No.2340570
You are certainly registered in the medical field, but not as a doctor.
>>2340559
Well now that makes me sad.
03fbc6 No.2340571
>>2340569
>Because there are other problems which that wouldn't explain
Like what?
>I don't look good in any photo
Do you own any masks or not?
6653c8 No.2340572
>>2340568
I'd open my heart to you but you'll break it again.
Bye~..
c9646e No.2340573
>>2340567
you're very nice for saying that...
how do you drink a bomb shot anyway?
>>2340569
I won't do anything weird to your picture, I promise
>>2340570
Are you talking to me?
c9646e No.2340574
>>2340572
but you broke my heart first....
like right now cuz you're leaving me desu...
a5a90f No.2340575
>>2340573
As quickly as possible. Tip the glass so the alcohol mixes with the other liquid and down the whole nonsense.
14f299 No.2340576
>>2340571
The extremely negative internal dialogue, lack of self esteem, attempts to isolate myself, socially distancing myself from others, cold and rigid response to other people, keeping distant from what people I let in
c9646e No.2340577
>>2340575
hmmm
very interesting...
i'm a noob so i'll end up spitting it up v.v
d97543 No.2340578
>>2340563
-squeaks-
>>2340570
-thinks you should take back the mean things you said about kitties...- :<
03fbc6 No.2340579
>>2340576
How would you diagnose it? The first point is explicitly what CBT is for
14f299 No.2340580
>>2340579
I wouldn't know, that's where someone who specialises in mental health disorders would enter the picture
88fd7f No.2340581
>>2340578
I would except for one thing. Stray cats have pissed and shit all over my lawn, my driveway, my door too many times. They certainly need to be controlled in some manner.
c9646e No.2340582
>>2340578
can you give me new skill to learn? i'm bored
a5a90f No.2340583
>>2340577
This is why I should drink it, I don't mind if I end up vomiting your nonsense. Give it a try. I will swallow anything you give me though.
03fbc6 No.2340584
>>2340580
But you didn't like the diagnosis you were given.
a5a90f No.2340585
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
SCANNER IS HERE!
SCANNER IS EVERYWHERE
14f299 No.2340586
>>2340584
I've read up on the ones he diagnosed, it just didn't seem to match everything to me
14f299 No.2340587
Which is why I wanted the opinion of someone who specialises, rather than a general practitioner
03fbc6 No.2340588
>>2340586
Not everything matches to a T. Anyway, you have a mask or not?
14f299 No.2340589
>>2340588
A bit, I only tend to wear it outside though
a5a90f No.2340590
>>2340587
I specialise in weird shit, want my two cents?
14f299 No.2340591
>>2340590
Are you a psychologist?
03fbc6 No.2340592
>>2340589
I mean a literal mask, not a metaphorical one.
c9646e No.2340593
>>2340581
I'll make you an Irish car bomb since that's the only one I know how to make....
14f299 No.2340594
03fbc6 No.2340595
>>2340594
Shame, they're cool. How about taking a photo and cropping the face out then?
a5a90f No.2340596
14f299 No.2340597
>>2340595
Then I'd have to look at myself
>>2340596
Go for it, I guess
03fbc6 No.2340598
>>2340597
How about you post it as a spoiler so you don't have to see the thumbnail?
a5a90f No.2340599
>>2340597
What's your problem, my dood?
I'mma sip more to instill some mana so I can be the best witch doctor.
14f299 No.2340600
>>2340598
I'd still have to look at myself, and I don't post images of myself anywhere
>>2340599
I got called racist at Gregg's earlier
d97543 No.2340601
c9646e No.2340602
>>2340601
That's a little expensive....
03fbc6 No.2340603
>>2340600
Pity, chubby bodies are attractive (except mine)
14f299 No.2340604
>>2340603
Excess body weight is repulsive
c9646e No.2340606
I have to leave for work now, I hope you all have a wonderful evening
14f299 No.2340607
03fbc6 No.2340608
>>2340607
No I mean how bad of an excess are we talking?
14f299 No.2340609
>>2340608
I don't have a scale
03fbc6 No.2340610
>>2340609
I know, but use descriptors. Is it slightly chubby? Fat? Moobs?
14f299 No.2340611
>>2340610
I would honestly need an objective metric
a5a90f No.2340613
>>2340600
Then you got shit customer service and argue to the management or just don't go there ever again.
They just lost a customer.
14f299 No.2340614
>>2340612
Probably between 1 and 2
14f299 No.2340615
>>2340613
Fucking Gregg's employees man, I'm telling you
03fbc6 No.2340616
>>2340614
That has a lot of charm for bear chasers!
14f299 No.2340617
>>2340616
Ew
I'm also 185 cm
03fbc6 No.2340618
>>2340617
Hairy or hairless?
14f299 No.2340619
03fbc6 No.2340620
>>2340619
I think you could fit the bill of what's called the cub type, highly sought after.
14f299 No.2340621
>>2340620
Not into that stuff, sorry
03fbc6 No.2340622
>>2340621
What stuff? I'm talking about women
a5a90f No.2340623
>>2340615
I'd feed you despite your beliefs. Because I value your money more. And you value my customer service.
14f299 No.2340624
>>2340622
People who think that I'd be attractive in any way
03fbc6 No.2340625
>>2340624
Are you an actual racist?
14f299 No.2340626
>>2340625
What does that have to do with me being racist
03fbc6 No.2340627
>>2340626
Just wondering if you're unattractive on the inside
14f299 No.2340628
>>2340627
100% unattractive on the inside
14f299 No.2340629
03fbc6 No.2340630
>>2340628
So are you a racist?
14f299 No.2340632
>>2340630
I worked in retail, so I hold certain racially discriminatory opinions, yes. Usually only employ them after the situation has been assessed though
03fbc6 No.2340633
>>2340632
Oh, I was wondering because you seemed upset you got called one at Gregg's
14f299 No.2340634
>>2340633
I don't think Gregg's exists in Canada
a5a90f No.2340636
Bought one of my party member's Undertale. Hope they enjoy it.
14f299 No.2340637
14f299 No.2340639
a5a90f No.2340640
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
SCANNER's theme.
Let's get crazy.
14f299 No.2340642
Guys, I think no name may have gone insane in the brain
ad06d7 No.2340643
>>2340583
I'm sorry I mislinked you
You need to post with an avatar or I'll completely miss your post...
And if I do miss your post please point it out to me! I do not ignore people on purpose!
I'll make you an Irish car bomb since that's the only one I know how to make....
ad06d7 No.2340644
>>2340629
I think you're beautiful on the inside and out
a5a90f No.2340645
>>2340643
Sounds like something that would wreck me.
I'm already wrecked right now.
Can I post a song?
14f299 No.2340648
>>2340644
Stop being disingenuous
ad06d7 No.2340649
>>2340645
I hate music, but yeah...
you can post music...
I think an Irish Car Bomb is for noobs like me haha
ad06d7 No.2340650
>>2340648
can you tell me what that means, please?
ad06d7 No.2340652
I'm tired of noobs in csgo, i need a challenge
>>2340651
hmmm and i come off as disingenuous..? How?
a5a90f No.2340653
>>2340649
>>2340649
Let us bring the bombs to the professionals.
I love music, it gives me footsteps.
What shall we conversr?
This is a blank canvas.
a5a90f No.2340654
I'm too tired, I must go to bed.
14f299 No.2340655
Silver Elite master race
>>2340652
By saying one thing and now saying another which is contrary to what you originally stated
ad06d7 No.2340656
>>2340653
its it late for you?
>>2340654
lmao go to bed!
dream of lolis!
have a goodnight <3
ad06d7 No.2340657
>>2340655
Well, everyone has their own beauty within them...
I have yet to find mine though..
ad06d7 No.2340658
i know you got that SE by camping, don't lie
14f299 No.2340660
Camping in competitive doesn't do anything but lose
ad06d7 No.2340661
>>2340660
I'm only kidding I've never played csgo
what is it like? is your rank good?
14f299 No.2340662
>>2340661
No, it's not and I'm not
ad06d7 No.2340663
>>2340662
are you working on increasing your rank?
14f299 No.2340664
>>2340663
Yes, I'm still shite at the game
ad06d7 No.2340665
>>2340664
do you honestly believe that?
14f299 No.2340668
>>2340665
I don't need to believe it, I know it
ad06d7 No.2340669
>>2340667
no, hail stan :<
>>2340668
I can teach you to increase your skill lvl if you want
757bca No.2340673
>>2340672
DEEZ NUTS BIYAATCH
14f299 No.2340678
>>2340669
You don't even have the game, also my reactions are just too slow
ad06d7 No.2340679
>>2340678
I'm looking at gameplay now, it seems simple enough, just point and shoot right?
Reaction is a physical skill you can learn right now. Do you have a ball?
14f299 No.2340681
>>2340679
You also need to learn smoke lineups to execute on a site, common spots for players to hide, when to move, when not to move, how to control the spray pattern for your gun, use the callouts, spot the movements and hit the shots
df9ddf No.2340682
14f299 No.2340683
>>2340682
>not trying to improve yourself in all these ways regardless of ranks
df9ddf No.2340684
>>2340683
it is virtually pointless to bother at that level, better off focusing on your aim
b6b56a No.2340685
>>2340684
Which is something I also work on, with limited success
ad06d7 No.2340686
>>2340680
-hug- Do you think I'm disingenuous?
>>2340681
Do you know how to do all that already?
b6b56a No.2340687
>>2340686
I know a bit of it
9733b1 No.2340688
>>2340685
and you should work on it more, or just give up and try something else
a06518 No.2340689
>>2340686
Well you're a compulsive liar, so yes.
b6b56a No.2340690
>>2340688
I played tonight, and will play tomorrow and the day after. And the point of mentioning all those, BC said the game was just "point and shoot". While at the very basic level it's that, there's more to it
ad06d7 No.2340691
>>2340687
Keep working on your fundamentals and you'll be a master in no time!
The key is focus o.o
Laser focus
>>2340689
</3
i'm not a liar though... name one thing I lied about
9733b1 No.2340692
ad06d7 No.2340693
>>2340690
BC says a lot of things
b6b56a No.2340694
>>2340691
>One thing i lied about
You've said that you hate me and that you want to murder me and minutes later in threads say you love me and never would hurt anyone
Or the time I was posting your steam messages and you said they weren't you. That was fun
>>2340692
Agreed
>>2340693
Yes, you do
a06518 No.2340695
>>2340691
I don't care enough to write down any of the lies that constantly flow from you.
I could just wait 5 minutes and have another to mention.
ad06d7 No.2340696
>>2340694
Wait what Steam msgs? Why would you do that?
ad06d7 No.2340697
>>2340695
I would never lie to you though
b6b56a No.2340698
>>2340695
Didn't even have to wait 5
>>2340696
d97543 No.2340699
-nibbles soft warm pear with a little brown sugar on it-
ad06d7 No.2340700
>>2340699
Sonata! do you think i'm disingenuous?
b6b56a No.2340701
Either way, have fun I'm going to sleep
a06518 No.2340703
>>2340697
See. A perfect example, you couldn't even make it one response without lying.
Lmao.
ad06d7 No.2340704
>>2340703
noooo but i'm serious, i'm not a liar and i wouldn't lie to you!
a06518 No.2340706
>>2340704
If you had admitted to lying we'd me making some small level of progress towards being genuine, but alas, change is hard.
84f706 No.2340707
Nezi is such a terrible person for having qualms about lying and drug use.
Truly such an irredeemable person.
a06518 No.2340708
d97543 No.2340709
a06518 No.2340710
>>2340707
I don't care if people want to do drugs if they buy it with their own fucking money.
ad06d7 No.2340711
>>2340706
please give me a chance, i just want friends
ad06d7 No.2340713
>>2340707
Hi Smiles do you think I'm disingenuous?
d97543 No.2340714
>>2340712
- Sonata_Blue#3600
84f706 No.2340715
>>2340710
If only there was this system in place that reformed abusers of governmental funds and illicit substances.
ad06d7 No.2340716
>>2340714
i don't have a discord anymore ;~;
d97543 No.2340717
a06518 No.2340718
>>2340711
Get some help, learn how to trust people and not lie.
>>2340715
God is dead.
Even when you're formerly male, you still get female privilege in court once you do HRT. Crazy.
ad06d7 No.2340719
>>2340717
-hugs you really hard and makes you squeak more-
84f706 No.2340720
Oh right, it's called prison.
>>2340718
Trannies get more privilege than females these days because of their "muh oppresion" card.
d97543 No.2340721
ad06d7 No.2340722
>>2340718
i was hoping you would help me...
>>2340720
don't ignore me >:(
>>2340721
<3
why do you hate me?
d97543 No.2340723
>>2340722
- Sonata_Blue#3600
d97543 No.2340725
>>2340724
-shrugs, sighs and squeeeeeeeaks-
ad06d7 No.2340727
>>2340725
i'll think about it...
but if its like the last time and I start to freak out I'll leave...
bye hun
d97543 No.2340728
a06518 No.2340729
>>2340720
100% agree.
If it was a hispanic male in the U.S. they'd get some serious prison time.
>>2340722
Start telling the truth then.
84f706 No.2340730
>>2340729
It's almost like there's consequences to your actions that you make consciously.
a06518 No.2340731
>>2340730
But who am I to not like someone for abusing taxpayer dollars.
Literally stealing money from other people to fuel a drug addiction.
I guess I'm just a douchebag, I should be more accepting :'((
dceacc No.2340732
erin gives good e-head i bet
4df232 No.2340733
2b8521 No.2340734
I'll admit that desire to see self-righteous people be butthurt was a part of why I gave Erin my divine favor
>>2340731
You're getting the story wrong btw; she stored drugs for dealers in exchange for free drugs
Government funds weren't involved
>>2340732
She does and it wasn't rape
dceacc No.2340735
>>2340733
>>2340734
probably excellent irl head too
4df232 No.2340736
2b8521 No.2340737
>>2340735
It does make sense that dickgirls would better know how to pleasure a cock than vaginagirls
a1027e No.2340738
>Erio
>talking about other people being self righteous
ad06d7 No.2340740
>>2340734
do you think i'm disingenuous?
2b8521 No.2340741
>>2340738
>>2340739
You two do love to moralize
Me? I know morality is just a meme
>>2340740
Idk, I don't really take your shitposting seriously
a1027e No.2340742
>>2340741
Like so deep man. Morality is a meme man.
We live in a society man. Like wow.
dd19a2 No.2340743
4df232 No.2340744
when did smiles become so feisty?
ad06d7 No.2340746
>>2340741
what do you mean by shitposting?
2b8521 No.2340747
>>2340742
It's not that deep
Epic meme argument tho
>>2340744
When she took enough head trauma to think it's smart to say "no u" to someone who called her self-righteous even if they don't even believe in morality, I think
>>2340746
Like ur not really being serious a lot of the time
dceacc No.2340748
>>2340745
post. link to a vid of you taking a hard pp. for science and shit. and thread enjoyment
ad06d7 No.2340749
>>2340747
oh.
well i'm glad you noticed it...
would you like me to be serious all of the time?
2b8521 No.2340750
Anything that isn't "muh sky daddy said so" is "deep" to Smiles
>>2340749
No, just be your natural self :3
ad06d7 No.2340751
>>2340750
alright...
oh i was raped by an incubus in my dream, you didn't have anything to do with that right? Am I still a virgin?
a1027e No.2340752
>>2340747
You call everyone who doesn't agree with your view of morality basically sheeple dude.
You like come across as a weedhead dude. Like yikes bruh. Soooooo deep.
>>2340748
Nah.
2b8521 No.2340753
>>2340751
Maybe I unconsciously raped you in my sleep; who knows :3
Either way, it was just a dream, and losing virginity is usually defined as having physical intercourse for the first time
ad06d7 No.2340754
>>2340753
but it felt so real
and i ruined my bed
i wish it didn't so often, but this one was really intense
dd19a2 No.2340755
>>2340745
Smiles Im like super in shape now but I cant show off anything cause its still somewhat cold and also I dont like taking off my shirt cause I have some burn on my chest and a bit of eczema
What should I do
2b8521 No.2340757
>>2340752
Part of that reply is false and the rest is just weak memes
But that's okay; I don't expect much from you ♥
>>2340754
Aren't all your orgasms intense?
a06518 No.2340758
>>2340755
you're always going to be in shape because of the coke
you don't see fat niggas on coke
ad06d7 No.2340759
>>2340757
i haven''t made any art in a while
also sorry for typos
757bca No.2340760
>>2340758
maybe fatties should do more coke
dd19a2 No.2340761
>>2340756
No six pack yet but core is looking mighty fine
>>2340758
How dare you still perceive me as a coke addict
I haven't done that shit in like 3 - 4 months
I also count calories now dude, its fucking insane
and my drinking has toned down a bit too so that might be a reason why
ad06d7 No.2340762
>>2340761
Get a friend, a 10-15lb medicine ball, do crunches while throwing the ball at friend. That will give you the abs
a06518 No.2340763
>>2340761
oh nice
how many calories do you do? I'm eating 1600 a day
soto becoming Mr. Responsible again, i like
a1027e No.2340764
>>2340755
Let the cold go by and work on clearing up the eczema.
Good job on getting in shape.
>>2340757
Right because you arguing the subjective morality of pedophilia is totally different than you calling people "sheeple".
a06518 No.2340765
soto is going to become the goodest boy
f55da1 No.2340766
Past relevant behavior is a good predictor of future relevant behavior.
2b8521 No.2340767
>>2340759
You should masturbate from time to time ^^
>>2340764
Lmao, yes, making an argument you don't like doesn't imply calling everyone who disagrees with it "sheeple"
Sorry if reading posts that your pastor wouldn't approve of makes you insecure somehow :3
2b8521 No.2340768
Smiles, why are you so fixated on that word I don't even say? Do you feel like a sheep?
ad06d7 No.2340769
>>2340767
i have to get back to work, bye <3
a06518 No.2340770
>>2340766
how dare you crush my dreams
dd19a2 No.2340771
>>2340762
Abs are honestly mostly dieting dude
I already do enough ab work at my actual job
Its just getting to 10 - 15% body fat so they can show
>>2340763
1600 or maybe 2000 something if I have a couple of beers
I just make up for it with pushups and planks
Lmao nigga I still aint responsible fym
>>2340764
>clearing up eczema/psoriasis
Easier said than done
Nothing really works and its genetic so im fucked lmao
Thanks though, it wasnt even a new years resolution or anything Ive been doing it since november for the shits and giggles until I saw myself naked in the mirror and I was like holy shit this actually works
>>2340765
No
Im a bad boy
dont make me do coke again
a06518 No.2340773
>>2340771
>clearing up eczema/psoriasis
topical corticosteroids and methotrexate worked for me
dd19a2 No.2340774
>>2340773
>side effects
Elevated pressure in the eyes (glaucoma)
Fluid retention, causing swelling in your lower legs
High blood pressure
Problems with mood swings, memory and behavior and other psychological effects, such as confusion or delirium
Weight gain, with fat deposits in your abdomen, face and the back of your neck
Fuck all that
Ill keep my permanent rash lmao
a06518 No.2340775
>>2340774
try clobetasol emolient
it's relatively no side effects and what worked for me
up to you
a1027e No.2340776
>>2340767
>>2340768
You don't need to use the word for it to still be implied.
Basically where you said that people who drew the line in the sand and behaving "self righteous" as silly.
Also you know when you said that basically countries and laws don't really exist.
dd19a2 No.2340777
>>2340775
I Imagine you have health insurance lol
I aint got shit
Where I work at I get paid under the table so theres no medical/dental/vision coverage
a06518 No.2340778
>>2340777
welp, guess you're fucked
2b8521 No.2340780
>>2340769
Byebye ♥
>>2340776
It's really sounding like you just get triggered by my posts and feel personally attacked by anything that disagrees with your self-righteous views :3
a1027e No.2340782
>>2340780
Weak meme.
But that's okay; I don't expect much from you ♥
2b8521 No.2340783
>>2340782
I'm not meme-ing; I'm saying you should probably learn to relax your ego and be able to handle opposing viewpoints
Ever tried meditation?
a06518 No.2340784
>>2340779
well yeah it's $10 with health insurance my nigga
d2d7d3 No.2340785
>>2340783
ive been to buddhist temples but ive never meditated
ignore this: KnsNqszqXXgIJCDD
2b8521 No.2340786
>>2340785
Buddhists are self-denying pussies in my imo opinion but meditation is still beneficial
U don't have to post that; this is the freedom board
a1027e No.2340787
>>2340783
I think you're a bit confused, love.
d2d7d3 No.2340788
>>2340786
i forgot to turn it off
ignore this: FeElzaTrXLNDVKYp
d2d7d3 No.2340789
>>2340786
some folk shinto practices meditation
i would probably do that instead of buddhism
f19ca8 No.2340790
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
tfw pass out not knowing whats going on then end in up the ER
>end up being fine after a few stitches and eating for once in my life
>oh hey when was the last time you got a shot?
your boy is now good for another 10 years
other than the fact i can't use my left hand for a week
a06518 No.2340792
>>2340790
why ER?
hey me too lul
dd19a2 No.2340793
>>2340792
Is that Bullhead denim?
2b8521 No.2340794
>>2340787
We can let it go :3
How've you been, slut?
>>2340789
Or just sit down and focus on your breath or white noise or something while passively watching and letting go of any other thoughts that arise
U don't have to involve religion in it
>>2340791
He cut himself on his edge xD
757bca No.2340795
>>2340792
what are you in the hospital for ?
d2d7d3 No.2340796
>>2340794
it makes it easier, or i can just listen to your advice
2b8521 No.2340797
Go ahead and tell them what a dumb boi you are, Bebop
>>2340796
How does it? Real question cause idk anything about Shinto or its meditation techniques
Breathing slowly and deeply and releasing muscle tension is also important tho; forgot to mention that
I do it in the Vajrasana but that takes a while to get used to
f19ca8 No.2340799
>>2340791
>>2340792
cutting up boxes and i just knife into finger while not paying attention. passed out only after seeing into my finger, the blood was whatever
>>2340792
Nezi is it your birthday? cuz it looks like it is so
>>2340797
people keep calling me n shit cuz someone took a photo of the cut and sent it to my whole family
ITS NOT LIKE I SLEEVED IT ENTIRELY
JUTS HALF WAY
d2d7d3 No.2340800
>>2340797
i meant talking to someone who has done it before
i dont know anything about meditation in shinto either, its not a common thing in shinto either, just some people practice it
>Vajrasana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajrasana_(yoga)
that?
a06518 No.2340801
>>2340793
it's caramel Iron Clothing Co. jeans
>>2340795
i dabbed too hard and now I'm down with the sickness
>>2340799
how deep?
dang boy be careful :(
good thing someone was there to take you to ER
it's now 12:25AM so my birthday is over
757bca No.2340802
>>2340801
we've all beenthere before....
d2d7d3 No.2340803
>>2340799
oh a shot not been shot
i thought you got shot
2b8521 No.2340804
Alice, listen to me
STOP!!!!!!! abusing Seinfeld in the manner u have been
>>2340799
I'm going to drink your twink blood
>>2340800
>that?
Yeah, and actually that article reminded me that u probably shouldn't try that position without having experience with other yoga first
Staying still is important for meditation tho, no matter how you position yourself
f19ca8 No.2340806
>>2340801
idk but they say i barely missed cutting open a vein
yee i ran to a sink to wash off a ton of blood then held is and ran to get a band aid then kinda woke up in a car right outside the er
Its still 930pm west coast!
>>2340803
oh god nah i have way more control with guns than i do knives to be honest.
>>2340804
gay
my blood tastes good tho so i dont blame u
my cuts are so clean there was no blood on the knife
a06518 No.2340807
>>2340806
eh whatever, birthday is just another day my dude
glad ur okay fam
f19ca8 No.2340808
>>2340807
its a celebration of life! tbh i dont like to celebrate mine a whole lot either tho
tyty
d2d7d3 No.2340809
>>2340804
if i consider it ill talk to you about it
0db743 No.2340811
>when the tolerance comes out just right
4f20e9 No.2340815
I thought that was you.
I just got home. Also my thing arrived today.
0db743 No.2340816
>>2340815
I just got done with a fun night at work myself- I see the mailbomb I sent you didn't go off then.
4f20e9 No.2340817
>>2340816
Send another and I'll go shoot up a school.
0db743 No.2340818
>>2340817
This is definitely the work of that incel toxic masculinity Gillette warned me about.
4f20e9 No.2340819
>>2340818
Does Gillette even still sell razors?
0db743 No.2340820
>>2340819
I hear they're going to break into the dilator market now.
83fc49 No.2340825
>>2340824
don't get too hoity toity we invented your country you know
0db743 No.2340826
>>2340825
oi, you got a loisence for inventin cuntries?
83fc49 No.2340827
>>2340826
I don't but I didn't have a license
neither did billy big bollocks but that didn't stop him so I can just shrug it off desu
83fc49 No.2340828
>didn't have a license
meant to say didn't invent any countries
0db743 No.2340829
>>2340827
>>2340828
Then "we" didn't invent my country- "We" are still the pigshit stupid mother fuckers who think driving position being determined by the paranoia of 17th century aristocrats thinking they were going to get into pitched horseback sword battles on the way to their next dinner party is a sound idea.
83fc49 No.2340830
>>2340829
but we wuz shakespeare and all that shite aye blud
without that what value can I attach myself to
0db743 No.2340831
>>2340830
>Shakespeare
Sheeeeeit, Shakespeare wuz a black man y'all neandratall white devil! Fuckin cave dwellers...
4136b8 No.2340832
Posting while in class has been proven to enhance the IQ
b6b56a No.2340834
a5a90f No.2340835
I'm sorry if I was obnoxious while I was drunk.
I must be punished. Mind you, I got a friend Undertale and she said I was a kick ass friend so I'm happy about that.
Need to net some good karma.
85ea9a No.2340843
>>2340835
I can sell you some karma
340fe9 No.2340845
757bca No.2340846
>>2340845
mornan hu what are you up to today
340fe9 No.2340847
>>2340846
you already know~
*tuccs*
e933f2 No.2340848
>>2340831
ok alex fleming then
he was a scot so you can't pull the "he was actually black" card
>>2340833
afternoon bard what you up to
757bca No.2340850
>>2340848
mornin loafie what are you doin?
I am just neeting it up
it's 7 a.m
I i put in an internet application somewhere today hehe hopefully i get accepted
340fe9 No.2340851
>>2340849
RC lewd yep.
*pat*
255a88 No.2340852
Just murdered a yellow sac spider
ama
e933f2 No.2340853
>>2340850
not much I suppose
having my 2nd sip of the day(tm)
757bca No.2340854
>>2340851
yes.....
>>2340852
do you feel blame? are you mad?
255a88 No.2340855
>>2340854
No it was a poisonous spider
340fe9 No.2340859
340fe9 No.2340860