4e50b0 No.2325288
Kenzabi thread
All heil kenzabi
02e3b1 No.2325316
>>2325308
Is that the best you can think of?
>>2325311
Sure, so long as you don't try and tell me that you are pure.
774f5a No.2325318
>>2325316
What does it take to be pure?
774f5a No.2325319
No bitching is no bitching.
It can be next thread.
Unless Kenzabi is known for deleting threads, who gives a fuck?
02e3b1 No.2325320
>>2325318
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is pure. Spilling your seed is an impure act.
87fba9 No.2325321
>>2325319
I care because petty.
af008d No.2325322
>>2325318
Lots and lots of cum
Like a year's worth of creampies at once
>>2325319
I never agreed to not be a bitch
But I'll take it
4e50b0 No.2325325
How do I avoid catching the big gay?
774f5a No.2325326
>What does it take to be pure? "Lots and lots of cum "
>Spilling your seed is an impure act.
87fba9 No.2325327
It is not spilling if it's in someone else.
02e3b1 No.2325328
Which in itself makes you impure for other reasons, such as fucking somebody.
87fba9 No.2325329
Jerk off over them and let them catch it in their mouth.
774f5a No.2325330
>>2325321
Yeah, but I don't care that you do.
>>2325320
Then I'm not pure. But then no one is.
I'm still the purest here.
>>2325322
Hmmm... Seems like a hard task for anyone.
The better they are at it, the more they have to do.
How do I do that?
>I'll take it
Thanks. I'll try to make yours the next one.
4adabb No.2325331
>>2325325
by posting dicks.
af008d No.2325333
>>2325326
This
>>2325327
You have to be a good girl and clean it all up
With your insides
Don't let any escape until you make a baby
cdeb57 No.2325334
Reminder that purity is a made up subjective concept
Might as well define it as being true to your natural urges and not deluded with a belief that sexuality is 'bad"
-sipps cummies-
774f5a No.2325336
>>2325332
I mean, if it's just because out of pettiness, big woop.
>>2325335
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cdeb57 No.2325337
Kenzabi doesn't like dog cocks
774f5a No.2325340
>>2325334
Yeah, no shit.
But I only have one thing to talk about, don't take that away from me.
02e3b1 No.2325341
>>2325330
Arguable I haven't cum in months.
774f5a No.2325342
>>2325333
Damned if you don't, damned if you do.
774f5a No.2325343
>>2325341
Ah, but you have.
Is purity something you can regain?
87fba9 No.2325344
>>2325336
If you have not noticed I am a storm of dramatic idiocy.
My pettiness alone has slain cucks like Rebop himself. I alone and the sundering blade that will cleave thee in twine.
4e50b0 No.2325345
>>2325337
I don't like them on their own, no.
But if they're inside cute boys then they're welcome any day.
af008d No.2325346
>>2325342
Well someone's got to make a baby
02e3b1 No.2325347
>>2325343
It's sort of a rolling record, so the longer you go without, the more pure you are.
774f5a No.2325349
>>2325344
I'm all for slaying Bebop at this point.
Not because I dislike him, but for the memes.
But really, your pettiness doesn't move me.
>>2325346
...Maybe. But not yet.
Oooh, I just realized you meant I shouldn't be spilling it.
...That at least, I can kind of agree on.
>>2325277 wasn't about confectioneries.
>>2325347
I don't know what a rolling record is, but I get the concept.
I have no willpower to nofap though. I don't get horny, just incredibly bored.
cdeb57 No.2325350
>>2325340
U very clearly want Blood-chan to sit on your face anyway
>>2325345
Maybe u actually can get along with Squash then
He might let you watch dogs fuck him
02e3b1 No.2325352
>>2325349
You simply fap out of boredom? Clearly you must get horny in some fashion or you would not continue.
af008d No.2325353
>>2325349
Cream filling is much better than cream on top
f91196 No.2325354
>>2325348
>I think you want to fill me
riiiiiiiiight. Fucking lewd!
774f5a No.2325356
>>2325348 (Machinae)
I wasn't talking about cookies in that post, obviously.
And while... I do feel that way, my lack of confidence makes me want to maybe not try.
>>2325353
That's what I'm saying.
About non-cookies.
I've never had cookies with cream on top, I think.
Creamfilled sounds better on cookies too, I guess.
87fba9 No.2325357
>>2325349
You best be respecting me, boy.
af008d No.2325358
>>2325356
When the cream is on top it's called icing
Personally, I could use a few days of cream filling
774f5a No.2325359
>>2325350
BC never would. I think.
That's why I can joke around about that.
>>2325352
It's a good stress reliever.
I don't get easily horny or aroused, but I know how to get there when I want to.
>>2325357
Or what?
02e3b1 No.2325360
>>2325358
LEWD!
>>2325359
Fair enough, I suppose.
774f5a No.2325361
>>2325358
Is icing cream? Huh. I've had icing plenty, but didn't think about it like that.
...Enjoy, I guess.
908476 No.2325362
I was being productive and getting stuff done but now my joints hurt so I can't do anything and it really kills the motivation my doggy
8abaed No.2325366
>>2325354
that's a completely valid suspicion to have
>>2325356
i know, so you're clearly the hyperlewdy
af008d No.2325367
>>2325360
I'm in a very lewd mood right now
774f5a No.2325368
Thread's going fast. If I miss a post, just lemme know, I don't mean to.
And since I'm actually using pics ATM, sometimes I leave a post for later so I can use a specific image for it.
Thank.
>>2325360
I... have a hobby of playing lewd games to find hidden gems. I've found some, but most are trash.
I usually play them in the least lewd way possible.
But if I want to, I can just stop trying that last bit.
02e3b1 No.2325369
>>2325367
Sounds like a good dicking would do you well.
>>2325368
You play...lewd games....to find good ones? That you don't fap to.
You are a walking contradiction.
774f5a No.2325370
>>2325365
I don't know what this means but the discomfort is back.
Point taken.
>>2325366
Wait, how does that make me lewd?
af008d No.2325371
>>2325369
But I have no sources of dick
8abaed No.2325372
>>2325370
because you have a lewd preference, and where there is a will, there is always a way!
02e3b1 No.2325373
>>2325371
Surely they have dicks where you are from? Just go to a bar or such and pick up one.
774f5a No.2325374
>>2325369
It started as a sort of dare to myself, back when I was the purest thing alive.
I found a lewd game to play, and told myself I would 100% complete it, trying to masturbate as little as possible.
No regrets. I also failed fucking horribly. Often. But I did 100% it.
>>2325371
Ooh, then my enjoy doesn't really work. >>2325361
You sounded like you've at least been through it before.
774f5a No.2325376
>>2325372
I mean, there's a preference, sure.
But there really is no will. No wanting. No lusting.
Though that might happen later. I've never been physical or intimate with anyone. If I have, I might develop more... wants.
02e3b1 No.2325377
>>2325374
See, you are not supporting your case at all here.
af008d No.2325378
>>2325373
I'm not into random hookups
>>2325374
Yeah nothing to enjoy
Just overwhelming lewdness in all of my feelings
8abaed No.2325379
>>2325375
;~;
>>2325376
i'll gladly deflower you
02e3b1 No.2325380
>>2325378
Why not? If you want dick, sometimes that is what you gotta do. Or take the dick of somebody you know.
774f5a No.2325381
>>2325377
That's fine. I don't do dishonest.
It's also why I'm saying I'm less pure, in that regard, than I used to be.
>>2325378
Stuff like that is alien to me.
I'm not saying it's bad. Or weird. Or wrong.
But I've never felt it.
It sounds nice.
f91196 No.2325384
>>2325379
Not like that's a problem
af008d No.2325385
>>2325380
I get too emotional about it
>>2325381
It can actually get pretty uncomfortable if there's nothing I can do about it
02e3b1 No.2325386
>>2325381
Time to make you even less pure.
>>2325385
Fall fast, fall hard?
774f5a No.2325387
>>2325385
I believe you, but can't imagine.
I kinda want to experience it.
I think it's weird to not have done so, at this point.
Makes me feel somewhat incomplete. Or broken.
774f5a No.2325388
>>2325386
What do you have in mind?
02e3b1 No.2325389
>>2325388
Nothing as of yet. First I need to do some observation.
774f5a No.2325390
>>2325389
..Okay?
Well, alright, I guess.
af008d No.2325391
>>2325386
No like
I have to know people to actually lewd them
>>2325387
It's not fun
Like, being aroused can feel good and stuff but
Being aroused and frustrated is like your whole body shaking but there's nothing you can do except lewd things
But nothing is ever satisfying if you're on your own so it just makes it worse later
8abaed No.2325392
>>2325383
fine.. I give up..
>>2325384
the real problem is all these wifephobics!
774f5a No.2325393
>>2325392
I am sorry.
No joked. I am.
02e3b1 No.2325394
>>2325390
Shhhh, it's ok. Don't you worry.
>>2325391
Ahhh. And there is nobody you know that you would want to lewd?
774f5a No.2325395
>>2325391
Honestly, that sounds somewhat amazing.
I'm not saying it is. But it does, to me.
8abaed No.2325396
ignored again
>>2325393
sshh
f91196 No.2325398
>>2325392
wifephobics? People afraid of wives?
8abaed No.2325399
>>2325397
*pets*
>>2325398
all those who would not wife me
af008d No.2325401
>>2325394
There are a few people I'd like to lewd but none of them are nearby
And like one of them has a working dick
>>2325395
It can be nice if you have some personal time available
774f5a No.2325402
>>2325398
...
>>2325399
I went to therapy today. I normally don't talk about relations as it's not the highest priority.
Today, I did nothing BUT do that.
It was nice.
774f5a No.2325403
>>2325401
I have the lifestyle of a NEET despite not being one, officially.
Not yet anyway.
f91196 No.2325404
>>2325399
Nobody here are actually gay~
>>2325402
dots?
af008d No.2325405
>>2325404
I'm quadruple gay
774f5a No.2325406
>>2325404
Methinks I'm the 'wifephobic' in question.
774f5a No.2325407
>>2325404
>Nobody here are actually gay~
8abaed No.2325408
>>2325402
So you're looking for long term now?
>>2325404
but you have the big gay!
f91196 No.2325409
>>2325405
I think you're so horny right now you'd say anything to get some dick~
>>2325406
Could be, but you wouldn't be the only one
>>2325407
old meme, really
>>2325408
Maybe I'm actually a chick ;)
8abaed No.2325410
>>2325409
why should that mean you don't have the big gay?
f91196 No.2325411
>>2325410
Can't be gay if you're a girl ;)
774f5a No.2325412
>>2325408
Short term has never interested me. At all.
I'm... a hopeless romantic, and some other things.
I kind of really want my first relation to last.
But I don't meet a lot of people, especially not girls,
And intimacy, while I really want it, sounds incredibly scary to me.
774f5a No.2325413
>>2325409
Yeah, probably not.
But still.
f91196 No.2325414
>>2325413
Anyway, don't trust males who say they're bi. They just haven't yet realized that they're truly just cocksocks
774f5a No.2325415
>>2325414
Isn't that the same for the straight ones?
f91196 No.2325417
>>2325415
"straight" ones posting here anyway
774f5a No.2325418
>>2325417
Seems like the case for just about everyone.
4adabb No.2325420
>>2325409
Not as bad as gabby though. They're like the cookie monster of cocks.
8abaed No.2325421
>>2325411
what is girl on girl love called then?
>>2325412
>especially not girls
then how about a cute femboi?
f91196 No.2325422
>>2325420
They chopped their cock off too
774f5a No.2325423
>>2325419
I wouldn't mind liking guys. More than doubles the pool of potentials.
But I don't, so it ends there.
f91196 No.2325424
>>2325421
lesbie or something, I dunno. I try to stay clear of them
>>2325423
uh huh, sure
908476 No.2325425
>>2325422
did they really? lol what a waste
4adabb No.2325426
>>2325422
After lexi did that, they disappeared. I wonder if they did too.
And cocklust is still the same with male or female, it's just gay with males, of course.
774f5a No.2325427
Girl on girl is gay as heck.
>>2325421
Boys can be cute. I'm not gonna lie about that.
But they're not for me. At least, I'm pretty sure.
It's weird,
I don't care about sex, so that's not a problem.
But somehow I'd rather not cuddle a guy.
774f5a No.2325428
>>2325424
To be fair, there's at least one reason that makes me glad I don't like guys.
Anal sounds like the worst freaking thing.
f91196 No.2325429
>>2325425
I've no clue. Never talked to them. I just assumed so
>>2325426
He disappeared a long time ago didn't he? Haven't seen him in half a year
774f5a No.2325430
>>2325426
I joined a Discord like last week, Gabby is in it, and one of the more active talkers.
4adabb No.2325431
>>2325427
it's ok until you want to join, then it goes downhill since they are lezzies and won't let you.
774f5a No.2325433
>>2325431
Actually, threesomes aren't appealing to me.
Even less than regular sex.
4adabb No.2325434
>>2325429
This is relevant >>2325430
I don't even know what discord is really.
>>2325433
Gotta be creative. Use a gag chain and take one of them somewhere else, at least a few feet away. Maybe give them cat or dog ears and let them watch.
f91196 No.2325436
>>2325432
Everyone is
>>2325435
Lesbian
908476 No.2325437
I want these inside me
>>2325436
I didn't expect Hu to lie to me though.
774f5a No.2325438
Gabby had beef with someone because of the word trap. Never came back.
>>2325434
That's even worse...
>>2325435
Now I gotta be honest, I can't say for sure that I never would.
I've thought that about a lot of things, and have often be wrong.
But it is unlikely.
fc4760 No.2325439
Yo, I got a bottle of rum, my mate is with me and we need to get this party started. Any music reccommendations?
f91196 No.2325440
>>2325437
I didn't. I lied to anon
774f5a No.2325441
>>2325437
Did you make those?
...Cool now I'm hungry. Or maybe I already was and only now realized it.
Gonna grab garbage dinner, BRB.
fc4760 No.2325442
My mate needs cheering up. Can you lay down some fresh memes?
fc4760 No.2325444
908476 No.2325445
>>2325440
I don't know if I can trust you anymore, sir.
>>2325441
nah I ripped it from Reddit
I can't cook, I have autism
bye
f91196 No.2325447
>>2325445
Never did. Always hated me and have always been looking after a reason to cut all contact to me
8abaed No.2325448
>>2325436
lesbeans
>>2325438
I hope you find a cute girl or boy ..
e97f60 No.2325449
-has a tea party with his stuffed rabbit and the vacuum cleaner-
fc4760 No.2325450
I think sweatshops are the greatest evil.
>So do I.
>>2325446
Yeah, we like that.
>Heh.
2a03a0 No.2325451
Is this a troll- Am I being trolled? Hello?
908476 No.2325452
>>2325447
I was joking.
Surely you are too?
do you really feel that way? :(
02e3b1 No.2325453
>>2325434
This does not seem to be safe practice.
f91196 No.2325454
>>2325451
no. hi
>>2325452
not feeling that way at all
8d9ed7 No.2325456
>>2325434
you say as you are online
8d9ed7 No.2325457
908476 No.2325458
>>2325454
g-good.....mean joke..
2a03a0 No.2325460
>>2325454
>narutoposting
>immediately starts trying to trying to start shit
>links to other posts fine but can't figure out linking to another thread
My bullshit detector is going off man, I dunno. Howdy.
e97f60 No.2325461
-tries to pour the vacuum a cup of tea but it slurps up the entire water pitcher's worth- 0_0
774f5a No.2325462
I got sad. Real sad. Things like this ain't good for me.
Maybe I should tone down the convo.
>>2325444
Who-me, or who-the-guy-in-the-vid?
f91196 No.2325463
>>2325460
Who knows, maybe he was drunk
>>2325458
I'm mean
fc4760 No.2325464
>>2325455
>Want to know a secret? I done that to a bird. Not even shitting you.
774f5a No.2325465
>>2325445
lol, alright.
>>2325448
One'd have to find me, and practically seduce me.
But thank you.
Same to you.
fc4760 No.2325466
>>2325455
>>2325464
My mate just got onto me because I didn't put his avatar up.
>Yeah, get my lion-o on.
774f5a No.2325467
Holy shit, there's 97 (you)'s in thread. I've been active.
Yikes.
>>2325460
Yeah, I ain't sure what's up with that poster.
e97f60 No.2325468
-goes to make more tea and climbs up on his stool in front of the stove-
fc4760 No.2325469
>>2325462
I think he means the guy in the vid, but feel free to introduce yourself. It'll give us something to talk about.
774f5a No.2325470
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2325469
Half of this thread is me talking about me, sadly.
But the guy in the video is from Oblivion. He's called "Adoring Fan". He's the most annoying fuck around, it's great.
If you become Arena champion, he starts following you relentlessly.
fc4760 No.2325471
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Posting what we're listening to. You done good guys. Maybe we could have a new member in our midst one day, you never know.
4adabb No.2325472
>>2325459
hairpie?
>>2325466
you licked... wait what? No pun intended i take it
fc4760 No.2325473
>>2325470
>Oh right, yeah ok.
What's your favourite videogame?
Fuck, damn, mate is on the phone, I don't think I can get him into 8chan that much. I'll post normally and see if he gets curious.
fc4760 No.2325474
>>2325472
No, a girl was licking his arse and he farted.
774f5a No.2325475
>>2325473
I don't have a singular top1.
But my favorites include FinalFantasyTacticsA2, Terraria, Path of Exile, Dota and the Ace Attorney Series.
4adabb No.2325476
>>2325474
Did she beat him like a red headed stepchild?
fc4760 No.2325477
>>2325475
Dota, I loved Ace Attorney, I loved Undertale, I loved the Zero Escape Series, Hotline Miami and Lisa The Painful RPG.
>>2325476
Clicked on that spoiler, didn't read the filename, mate just looked at me like 'What the fuck is that?' I'll ask him after he gets off the phone.
fc4760 No.2325478
>>2325475
Final Fantasy Tactics was hot shit.
02e3b1 No.2325479
>>2325476
That is gay as fuck for all involved.
774f5a No.2325480
>>2325478
Never played Tactics, just A2. But I goddamn love it.
>>2325477
Haven't played the latter three, but hell yeah.
774f5a No.2325481
So many posters just stopped posting.
Hope they're having fun.
4adabb No.2325482
>>2325477
KEK
>>2325479
for the two guys. the woman may as well just buy dildos because that pussy is gonna be too big for any cock to please.
f91196 No.2325483
>>2325481
jerking it while thinking of you, sorry
774f5a No.2325484
>>2325483
Well, still hope you're having fun.
f91196 No.2325485
>>2325484
Oh absolutely!
I'm actually just playing osrs
774f5a No.2325486
>>2325485
I-I'm glad. UwU. Shoot me.
Ooh, so you're not having fun?
f91196 No.2325487
>>2325486
Plenty of fun!!
Don't bully
774f5a No.2325488
>>2325487
It's not for me. It's absolutely not. It's about as not-me as it gets.
But enjoy, Hu.
bfa30f No.2325489
I want to bury my penis into an anime and make her preg
02e3b1 No.2325490
>>2325482
Waaay too loose.
774f5a No.2325491
>>2325489
Understandable.
Which anime?
774f5a No.2325493
>>2325492
Seems cute. I approve.
fc4760 No.2325494
>>2325480
Yeah, I played Tactics on a emulator. Never played the other series but I found it fun as fuck.
You'd might like Disgaea
02e3b1 No.2325496
>>2325495
I'm not sure, but what is up?
774f5a No.2325497
>>2325495
He hasn't posted in 2 hours. >>2325365
774f5a No.2325498
>>2325494
>>2325494
>Disgaea
I might. Never looked into it. Why?
fb222f No.2325499
>>2325496
I need to know how much he made per hour at Caseys (tm)
fc4760 No.2325500
>>2325498
RPG Strategy with millions of levelling systems, a grinder's paradise.
02e3b1 No.2325501
>>2325499
That's a particular and odd thing. Why?
fc4760 No.2325502
>>2325501
Thumbs up from me and Tomtoe on that image.
You're doing god's work.
830bf5 No.2325503
Why does loneliness feel so good
774f5a No.2325504
>>2325500
>a grinder's paradise.
Ah. Right.
I'm not sure whether I am.
Are you familar with the series? I know it's on PC now, is there a certain order one should play them in, or could I jsut start with the newest?
774f5a No.2325505
fb222f No.2325506
>>2325501
because I plan to apply to Caseys (tm) and would like to know what is a fair wage from someone who worked there
fc4760 No.2325507
>>2325504
I ain't familiar with shit, I didn't play it because it lags my computer for some reason. I might pick it up again and tell you in a month's time.
>>2325503
Because my mate has a squatter in his swamp and he says he feels like a prisoner in his own house because of this person.
Whearas I'm single and if I feel horny I can just jerk off.
02e3b1 No.2325508
>>2325502
Ou know that is a guy, right?
>>2325503
So you love yourself.
>>2325506
Fair enough I suppose.
774f5a No.2325509
>>2325507
...Sounds good to me, honestly!
fc4760 No.2325510
>>2325508
>fuck off, she's a dude?!
Yeah, fucking fooled me too.
02e3b1 No.2325513
>>2325510
Brits are still the gayest people on the planet.
fc4760 No.2325514
>>2325511
>You're are gay though, Josh, you were playing with my nipples.
He's calling BOTH of us gay though.
f91196 No.2325515
>>2325488
poor you :<
Is bedtime now though.
nini
774f5a No.2325518
>>2325515
Goodnight Hu.
Be good.
fc4760 No.2325519
>>2325513
I wish he wasn't sorting his shit out over the phone because I want his two cents on this.
But no, the French are the gayest people, you could get killed if you shouted that in parts of the UK.
>>2325516
You wanna go down that dirty road?
You're gay as fuck, boi. Think of this as an Ogre Magi thing. 2 heads one body.
02e3b1 No.2325520
>>2325514
I swear this is just Scanner showing off his multiple personality disorder. So far it was his mom, now this guy. And who know who else I missed.
Also
>Josh
>>2325519
Na, the French at least pretend to fuck women.
Na, you guys just got clubs and knives. I'll just give you guys a dose of lead before you try anything.
fc4760 No.2325521
No, I regret I said that.
I don't know who is the gayest people ever, but it ain't Britfags.
fb222f No.2325522
>be me
>beautiful and cute african wildcat
fc4760 No.2325524
>>2325520
Yeah, my name is Joshua Adam-Smith. What a name that is, right?
And if I wanted to show off my split personality, they would have cooler names. Like 2-Bit. Or S.P.U.D (Split personality under disorder).
What's gay about clubs and knives?
02e3b1 No.2325525
>>2325523
Why, are you a flamer?
774f5a No.2325526
>>2325525
No, but I'm currently talking with some Dutchposters about meeting up at a weebcon in 2019, and it's immediately "I kinda wanna crossdress" time for at least one.
fc4760 No.2325527
>>2325522
I'll drink a bit more and then I'll come up with some verbal bitchslap to you. I need to rev up the engines.
fb222f No.2325528
tfw no cons to convince my friends to crossdress at ;~:
02e3b1 No.2325529
>>2325524
A hyphenated name implies you are a faggot.
I don't think you are cognizant enough to make such a choice.
As your only weapons? The fact that they are for kids.
>>2325526
Yeah that is just weeb culture. Faggot anime likers.
774f5a No.2325530
>>2325529
I'm not very into anime, but I enjoy it plenty.
I ain't putting on a skirt though.
02e3b1 No.2325532
>>2325530
So you aren't a weeb. Congrats.
fc4760 No.2325533
>>2325529
Yeah, I became a faggot because my family couldn't decide who gets what name and it became a tribal thing where I had to choose between the Adams or the Smiths.
And yeah, I ain't cogniwhatsis enough to make a choice, let alone speak for another.
But a kid with a club cannot beat a man with a hand. The club and knife is an extension of a person's malice. Kid with a knife is funny. Me with a knife is a nightmare. Hitler with a knife is a fucking chonk-a-donk.
774f5a No.2325534
>>2325532
That's what I choose to believe.
fc4760 No.2325535
There is a reason why we don't have guns. With that sort of malice and that point and click easy murder of guns, we'd be bathed in the blood of the unworthy.
02e3b1 No.2325536
>>2325533
And look how it has turned you gay.
None of that makes sense.
>>2325534
Nice.
>>2325535
Because you are a bunch of kids in the UK?
e97f60 No.2325537
-yawns and curls up on the kitchen counter next to the carrots-
774f5a No.2325538
>>2325536
On the other hand, I do like quite a few series, and I'll gladly go to a con with threadfolk simply because why the fuck not.
I see no reason to limit myself.
But I won't be speaking Japanese tomorrow or visiting animeland.
774f5a No.2325539
>>2325537
Grab a blanket. It's cold.
e97f60 No.2325540
>>2325539
-looks up at you and nods, quickly covering up the carrots so they wont be chilly-
02e3b1 No.2325541
>>2325538
You are leaning towards being a weeb now.
fc4760 No.2325542
>>2325536
Which part doesn't make sense? I'll try and explain it better.
Mind you, I don't really rank sexual attraction that high. I'm happy just jerking off to porn than trying to convince someone I should stick my cock in their holes.
And yeah, it's usually the kids who do the stabbings. I don't count myself as one of those kids. Am a kidult.
>>2325537
You know, I worked as a kitchen porter. Want me to do something with those carrots?
4e50b0 No.2325543
Look at my new shirts, guys
fc4760 No.2325545
>>2325544
>>2325543
Nice shirts nigger.
Nice hair too.
774f5a No.2325546
>>2325541
I know. That's fine.
I don't care one way or another. It's just a name.
>>2325540
...You're a special one.
908476 No.2325547
>>2325543
post more of the cat
774f5a No.2325548
>>2325544
>>2325543
>Search Google for image.
>No results found.
I'm somewhat surprised, honestly.
Oh well. They're good shirts.
4e50b0 No.2325550
>>2325547
What cat? The only cat here is fortune.
e97f60 No.2325551
>>2325542
-shakes head nu, they're trying to sleep-
>>2325546
o.o -squeaks?-
908476 No.2325552
>>2325550
There's a cat in the picture I linked.
On top of your dresser.
774f5a No.2325554
>>2325551
Sonata.
You're more important than carrots.
There, I said it.
fc4760 No.2325555
>>2325551
You know what they need when they wake up? A slow cook in simmering water.
4e50b0 No.2325556
>>2325552
He's on the snek cage now
4adabb No.2325557
>>2325526
tell soto to go to it. He'd spend more time drillin' hole than snortin
fc4760 No.2325558
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My mate is playing this song on his smartphone. Thought to share it with you too. We are all interconnected in the web of insanity.
774f5a No.2325559
>>2325557
If the others agree, he's very welcome.
e97f60 No.2325561
>>2325554
-thinks he understands what you're saying and gets a pillow for the carrots-
>>2325555
D: -protects the carrots from you-
fc4760 No.2325562
This is the picture of my mate's mate garden, I am envious.
>>2325561
THE CARROTS SUSTAIN US.
908476 No.2325564
>>2325556
hahahaha I love it, thanks
4adabb No.2325565
>>2325559
hopefully they agree. or maybe they can all come to the one everyone here goes to.
774f5a No.2325566
4e50b0 No.2325567
>>2325565
She has the rinnegan
774f5a No.2325568
>>2325565
I'd go to AX to meet posters if money wasn't an issue.
Sadly, while I have the money for it, that's pretty much my savings.
e97f60 No.2325569
>>2325562
-nods, with their love and affection- \^-^/
>>2325563
._. -hides in one of the cabinets-
fc4760 No.2325570
>>2325569
I'll cook you up something meaty then if you want. Murder some other cunts.
fc4760 No.2325571
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
One last gift from my spirit guide, Tomtoe.
774f5a No.2325573
>>2325569
Wha?
I wouldn't hurt ya, Sonata.
I just want blankets and softness for you.
*lays down a pillow next to the cabinet door.*
774f5a No.2325574
>>2325572
Hiya, real nigga.
4adabb No.2325576
>>2325567
them eyes can make you do lewd things to people and objects, living or not, that you would not normally do. with your penis.
>>2325568
That sucks. Only option/not-option is to make a boat and gather supplies to float here.
e97f60 No.2325577
>>2325573
-door creeks open slowly and pillow is pulled inside- <3
^w^
-now the plates in the cabinet can be comfy too!- \^-^/
774f5a No.2325579
>>2325576
I'd rather not die a nautical death, thanks,
4adabb No.2325580
>>2325579
find some plutonium and you might be able to make a nuclear powered ship.
774f5a No.2325581
>>2325580
...Couldn't I sell it for flight tickets?
774f5a No.2325583
>>2325582
Being alone has its upsides.
Being lonely though? Not really.
4adabb No.2325584
>>2325581
For the next 50 ax's prolly.
291b4c No.2325585
>>2325574
wagwan my fellow real nigga
are you 'keeping it real', as the blacks like to say
>>2325575
hello
did you remember to post about defiling nagato this thread
fc4760 No.2325586
>>2325582
Do9n't have a webcam anymore, you just got to imagine.
4e50b0 No.2325587
>>2325585
This is a different phone; I lost the pasta.
774f5a No.2325588
>>2325584
Sounds good to me.
Don't think I'd want to go every year.
774f5a No.2325589
>>2325585
Was just calling you that because of the other thread.
And I'm not sure what keeping it real entails.
4adabb No.2325590
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2325588
or for whatever. A ship like that would be worth a lot
774f5a No.2325591
>>2325590
...I mean yeah, but I'd sell the raw plutonium.
fc4760 No.2325592
Sanctuary, that's what I offer.
d00421 No.2325593
is there booze in this sanctuary?
fc4760 No.2325594
>>2325593
I'm drumk now, hope it is well stocked.
3b6cf9 No.2325595
774f5a No.2325596
>>2325595
20-ish more posts and we'll leave for the next one, which Revy already made.
4adabb No.2325597
>>2325591
easier than putting in all the work building something.
291b4c No.2325598
>>2325587
tragic
>>2325589
I don't know what it means either
but I like the way it sounds, so I am keeping it real
d00421 No.2325599
>>2325594
no such luck for me. no booze, no biscuits, healthy eating only.
hows scanner?
774f5a No.2325600
>>2325597
Exactly. It's also more likely to be done by June.
>>2325598
Hah, fair enough.
I'm alright. Kinda sad earlier, but as long as I don't think too much, I'm fine.
And my cold's almost gone too.
3b6cf9 No.2325601
774f5a No.2325603
>>2325601
Right?
People wanted to abandon this thread, but I didn't want complicated nonsense. This was the compromise.
133a1d No.2325604
im going on a date
didnt think it was going to be one
just wanted someone to get drunk with
so we're doing shots and going to the library
291b4c No.2325605
>>2325600
seems everyone's getting sick these days desu
good to see you're getting better at least I suppose
551fb0 No.2325606
133a1d No.2325607
we're doing shots beforehand
774f5a No.2325608
>>2325605
Didn't get sick all of last year. Now it was only a few days.
It ain't so bad.
02e3b1 No.2325611
Girls riding dildos never really got my motor running.
774f5a No.2325612
>>2325611
I'm all for less men in porn, but there kinda needs to be a dick.
A dildo just ain't the same.
3b6cf9 No.2325614
>>2325603
Nice compromise
>>2325604
Give her the book
02e3b1 No.2325615
>>2325612
Agreed. Lesbian porn is rather boring.
774f5a No.2325616
>>2325614
Right?
Time to link it, I suppose.
Want to shower anyway.
>>2325615
Yeah. Sadly I must agree.
774f5a No.2325617